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<i>-["Lovely Day" by Bill Withers playing]</i>
<i>-</i>{\an8}♪ When I wake up in the morning, love ♪

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{\an8}<i>♪ And the sunlight hurts my eyes ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ And something without warning, love ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Bears heavy on my mind… ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>[man] Mabel. You ain't gonna believe this.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Yeah, yeah.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You won't believe this. Look here.</i>
<i>Look at what Brown's doing.</i>

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{\an8}<i>What he doin'?</i>

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{\an8}<i>He gettin' ready to burn down</i>
<i>the whole damn neighborhood.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Go out there and tell him</i>
<i>that's too much damn lighter fluid.</i>

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{\an8}<i>What's wrong with Brown?</i>

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{\an8}<i>I ain't finna go out there.</i>

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{\an8}<i>He's getting ready</i>
<i>to start a chemical fire.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You think I wanna be in a chemical fire?</i>

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{\an8}<i>That happened to me</i>
<i>in 1972 when I was on that oil rig.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Burned up all my gonads.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Joe, if he burn down the damn house,</i>
<i>where you gonna live?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Under that big-ass dress</i>
<i>with the rest of them critters. [chuckles]</i>

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{\an8}<i>You know, I don't know</i>
<i>why the hell I let you live in my house.</i>

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{\an8}<i>'Cause you can't afford</i>
<i>to stay here by your damn self.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You wanna bet? You know what I'mma do?</i>

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{\an8}<i>I'mma take you upstairs and put you</i>
<i>in one of them trunks in the attic</i>

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{\an8}<i>and let your ass</i>
<i>dry rot and get your check</i>

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{\an8}<i>till them white folk</i>
<i>figure out what the hell happened to you.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You right. I'mma go on out there.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Joe, you better get on outta here,</i>
<i>do what I tell you to do up in my house.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Hell, I gotta be up in here cooking</i>

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{\an8}<i>like I'm damn Aunt Jemima</i>
<i>or somebody for this boy</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Brown?</i>
<i>-Huh?</i>

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{\an8}<i>-The hell you doin'?</i>
<i>-I'm makin' a fire.</i>

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{\an8}<i>See, I'm gonna make this big for</i>
<i>my great-grandson's graduation barbecue.</i>

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{\an8}<i>If you gonna make smoked ribs,</i>
<i>you got to make a big fire.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You 'bout to kill your damn…</i>
<i>You 'bout to kill your damn self.</i>

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{\an8}<i>No, Joe. If you make it like--</i>

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{\an8}<i>This how you make holy meat.</i>
<i>You ever made holy meat?</i>

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{\an8}<i>If you gonna do that, you got to have</i>
<i>a fire like a fiery furnace.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-That's what you gotta do.</i>
<i>-Brown, you gettin' ready to k--</i>

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{\an8}<i>Lucky you didn't mess up my damn--</i>

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<i>Are you puttin' gasoline?</i>
<i>You lost your damn mind.</i>

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<i>This how you make it.</i>

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<i>If you ain't gonna come and help,</i>
<i>just go in the house.</i>

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<i>Okay. Great, great. I'mma help you.</i>

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<i>-You got a match?</i>
<i>-Yes. Here's a match.</i>

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<i>-Thank you.</i>
<i>-Do me a favor.</i>

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<i>-What?</i>
<i>-Praise the Lord.</i>

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<i>-Praise the Lord.</i>
<i>-Don't light it until I get inside.</i>

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<i>-Okay, okay.</i>
<i>-Here you go.</i>

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<i>-Give me that, Joe.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

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<i>This how you make meat.</i>
<i>You gotta have your smoke wet.</i>

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<i>Taste it on your finger like that, Joe.</i>

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<i>-[Joe] Mabel!</i>
<i>-It just need a little more.</i>

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<i>I just wanna ask you something.</i>

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<i>I know you want barbecue ribs,</i>
<i>barbecue pork and beans,</i>

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<i>barbecue all that stuff</i>
<i>for this boy's graduation party,</i>

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<i>but do you have any room</i>
<i>for a roasted nigga?</i>

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<i>-What?</i>
<i>-He about to--</i>

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<i>-[explosion]</i>
<i>-[Brown screams]</i>

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<i>The hell?</i>

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<i>[screaming]</i>

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<i>What I tell ya? He on fire.</i>

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<i>He on-- [chuckles] He on fire.</i>
<i>[chuckles] He on fire.</i>

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<i>-[screaming]</i>
<i>-Hey, hey, boy, hey.</i>

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<i>This motherfucker is actually on fire.</i>

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<i>[screaming]</i>

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<i>He on fire.</i>

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<i>[Joe] The hell wrong with you?</i>

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<i>-[Brown] I'm burning!</i>
<i>-Hold on. Hold on. I'm comin'.</i>

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<i>[faucet runs]</i>

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<i>Okay, I'mma put him out.</i>

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<i>[Brown screaming]</i>

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<i>The hell?</i>

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<i>I told your dumb ass not to get over</i>
<i>that flame with that lighter fluid.</i>

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<i>-Brown? Brown? Oh hell. Brown?</i>
<i>-[Brown shouting] Help me! [screaming]</i>

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<i>-Oh hell!</i>
<i>-[Brown screaming]</i>

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<i>-[Brown] Help, I'm burning!</i>
<i>-Gonna burn up my tree.</i>

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<i>[Joe] You worried about a tree?</i>

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<i>-One of y'all put me out! Joe!</i>
<i>-[grunts]</i>

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<i>-Catch his ass.</i>
<i>-Get him.</i>

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<i>I got a light though.</i>

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<i>-Yo, trip him, trip him.</i>
<i>-I got it.</i>

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<i>[screaming] Joe! [grunts]</i>

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<i>Help!</i>

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<i>[spitting]</i>

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<i>You gonna buy me another damn tree.</i>

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<i>[Brown] Mabel, nobody gonna buy no tree.</i>
<i>I'm burnin' over here.</i>

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<i>I hope you don't keloid, Brown.</i>
<i>It's all right.</i>

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<i>I just planted this tree.</i>

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<i>-Shit! I gotta pay the water bill.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Help.</i>

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<i>Hush your mouth, hell.</i>

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<i>[Brown] Help.</i>

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<i>Help!</i>

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<i>Get him up.</i>

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<i>[man] Can you believe we're graduating?</i>

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{\an8}<i>[scoffs] Yes, I can, man.</i>
<i>That was a lot of hard work.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Well, you aced it.</i>

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{\an8}<i>And so did you.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I did okay,</i>
<i>but you were the valedictorian.</i>

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<i>[chuckles] Hey, that's right.</i>

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<i>-[clicks tongue] Ah!</i>
<i>-[both laughing]</i>

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<i>Let's get to your great-grandma's house.</i>
<i>All right, let's go.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Hey, look, what is the rush, man?</i>
<i>Look, we…</i>

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{\an8}<i>Dinner's not till seven.</i>
<i>We will get there. It will be great.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I don't know what the rush is,</i>
<i>but I know what the delay is.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-You don't wanna tell them.</i>
<i>-No, I don't.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I don't wanna pressure you into this,</i>
<i>but it's 2021.</i>

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{\an8}<i>We graduate in two days. They should know.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I know, dude, I know. It's just that like…</i>

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{\an8}<i>Look, my family is different, okay?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Look at my family.</i>

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{\an8}<i>My father is West Indian,</i>
<i>my mother is from Ireland,</i>

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{\an8}<i>and I grew up in the Netherlands,</i>
<i>until my dad passed.</i>

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{\an8}<i>And because my mom</i>
<i>had passed years earlier,</i>

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{\an8}<i>I moved to Ireland</i>
<i>to live with my great-aunt Agnes</i>

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{\an8}<i>until I came here to go</i>
<i>to a historically Black college.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Now who's the one with the family</i>
<i>with the different opinions?</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Yeah.</i>
<i>-It's Davi for the win.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-You win. You win on that. You're right.</i>
<i>-[chuckling] Thank you.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I do look forward to meeting them someday.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Well, yeah. Well, let's not rush that.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Mmm. So… so I can confront my family,</i>

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{\an8}<i>but you can't confront</i>
<i>your great-aunt Agnes? Is that what I got?</i>

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{\an8}<i>No, that's a completely different story</i>
<i>because I feel like your mom</i>

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{\an8}<i>is really open-minded,</i>
<i>so she will be okay with this.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-I know it.</i>
<i>-Ah.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Okay, yeah, but my dad will not be.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Well, to hell with your dad.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Davi, why do you hate my dad so much?</i>

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{\an8}<i>You really have to ask?</i>
<i>After all he did to you and your mom?</i>

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{\an8}<i>See, you know, that's why</i>
<i>I'm not telling you nothin' else.</i>

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<i>You don't forget nothing.</i>

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<i>Look… [sighs] …he will be there tonight.</i>

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<i>So please, whatever you do,</i>
<i>do not get into it with him.</i>

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<i>Okay? Good?</i>

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<i>-[woman] It's hot out here today.</i>
<i>-[Brown] I know, Cora. I was hotter.</i>

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<i>[Cora] You was hotter?</i>

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<i>[Joe] You ain't gonna</i>
<i>believe what happened.</i>

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<i>Brown tried to go all rotisserie</i>
<i>on us and shit.</i>

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<i>-Uncle Joe.</i>
<i>-[Joe] What? Hell.</i>

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<i>Cora, I don't wanna go to hell.</i>

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<i>Hell, no. I don't wanna go.</i>

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<i>Cora, I was lighting that fire to make</i>
<i>the barbecue for my… my famous chicken,</i>

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<i>and boom, it got me, girl.</i>

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<i>-[Cora] What?</i>
<i>-[Brown] I feel bad for them chickens.</i>

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<i>-I feel bad.</i>
<i>-Chickens? What are you talkin' about?</i>

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<i>[Joe] Set hisself on fire.</i>

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<i>He gonna be a jigga now.</i>
<i>He ain't finna eat no more chicken.</i>

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<i>-[Brown] Yes--</i>
<i>-He put gasoline on--</i>

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<i>-What?</i>
<i>-[Joe] He put everything on the grill--</i>

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<i>Thought I was makin' it big, Joe.</i>
<i>I was makin' it big.</i>

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<i>-Wait a minute now--</i>
<i>-Well, your ass got burned big, big-time.</i>

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<i>Are you all right?</i>

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<i>Oh, yes. Thank you so much</i>
<i>for asking, baby.</i>

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<i>I'm good, but my knee</i>
<i>been bothering me a little bit.</i>

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<i>I gotta go to a doctor</i>
<i>and get it looked at.</i>

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<i>Uncle Joe, I'm talking to Mr. Brown.</i>
<i>Are you okay?</i>

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<i>Ah, Cora, yes, I'm… Well, yes and no.</i>
<i>I'm not fine. It's like I went to hell.</i>

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<i>-You went--</i>
<i>-Yes, I went to hell, and Madea was there.</i>

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<i>And I said, "This definitely not</i>
<i>the right place for me."</i>

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<i>-Ooh.</i>
<i>-Here.</i>

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<i>Now you wanna bring him some damn water.</i>

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<i>-Yeah.</i>
<i>-Joe, shut the hell up.</i>

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<i>I done burnt up already.</i>

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<i>Hey, Cora. How you doin', baby?</i>

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<i>-Hey, Madea. Can you take this bag?</i>
<i>-Ooh, girl, I like that green dress.</i>

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<i>I'm not gonna take nothing.</i>
<i>I like the dress though. [chuckles]</i>

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<i>Aw, Madea, you can take this bag.</i>

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<i>What the hell I look like to you,</i>
<i>a bellman?</i>

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<i>Yeah, well, you look like</i>
<i>two or three bellmans if you ask me.</i>

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<i>-She look like bells-men.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Would y'all--</i>

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<i>She… she look like horsepower.</i>

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<i>Say somethin' else, Joe.</i>
<i>Just shut up. Shut up while you livin'.</i>

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<i>Shut up while you got your nuts.</i>

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<i>Please, please shut up.</i>
<i>I'll put 'em in that nutcracker.</i>

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<i>-Oh, Lord.</i>
<i>-Oh, Joe.</i>

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<i>Madea, now look, I went to the store</i>
<i>to get everything we needed.</i>

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<i>You could just hold this bag.</i>
<i>I had to drive way across town.</i>

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<i>I know you had to drive</i>
<i>way across town, Cora.</i>

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<i>Every time I go to the store,</i>
<i>something done burned down</i>

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<i>or boarded up</i>
<i>'cause people protesting all over.</i>

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<i>I don't understand</i>

183
00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,626
<i>why they didn't burn up</i>
<i>the whole neighborhood.</i>

184
00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,712
<i>We don't need that store.</i>
<i>We need to burn everything</i>

185
00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:44,672
<i>in the neighborhood down.</i>
<i>Burn it all down.</i>

186
00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:46,549
<i>Joe, what kind of sense it make to burn up</i>

187
00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:49,385
<i>your own damn neighborhood</i>
<i>'cause you upset about something?</i>

188
00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,513
<i>What the hell kind of sense it make</i>
<i>what these police doin' to Black people?</i>

189
00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,849
<i>-Burn it all down.</i>
<i>-Oh, I'mma… I'm finna punch him.</i>

190
00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:58,311
<i>Well, I'm just glad they didn't burn down</i>
<i>the church 'cause it's in the same block.</i>

191
00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:01,230
<i>You know that's right, Cora.</i>
<i>Thank God that church did not burn down.</i>

192
00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,690
<i>-Hallelujer.</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

193
00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:03,941
<i>-Hallelujer.</i>
<i>-Yes!</i>

194
00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,110
<i>Hallelujer, thank God</i>
<i>that church didn't burn down.</i>

195
00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,154
<i>Madea, I'm so glad</i>
<i>you standin' up for the church.</i>

196
00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:09,071
<i>That's beautiful.</i>

197
00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,199
<i>-I don't care nothin' about that church.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

198
00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:13,326
<i>It's just right next door</i>
<i>to my favorite liquor store.</i>

199
00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,828
<i>So, you more concerned</i>
<i>about the liquor store than the church?</i>

200
00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:16,871
<i>That's wrong, Madea.</i>

201
00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:18,956
<i>Nothing's wrong.</i>
<i>Here's what you don't understand.</i>

202
00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,125
<i>-Jesus, the Lord God Almighty…</i>
<i>-Uh-huh.</i>

203
00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,710
<i>He can turn water into wine.</i>

204
00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:23,628
<i>-He did.</i>
<i>-Yes, he did.</i>

205
00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,421
<i>I got to go</i>
<i>to the liquor store to get mine.</i>

206
00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,257
<i>Won't somebody praise Him? [laughs]</i>

207
00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,967
<i>What? You need to stop that foolishness.</i>

208
00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,053
<i>Come on, Madea,</i>
<i>we gotta get started on this dinner.</i>

209
00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:34,347
<i>That's all right, Cora.</i>
<i>We'll go to Red Lobster tonight,</i>

210
00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:36,265
<i>and we come back here tomorrow</i>
<i>for the barbecue.</i>

211
00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,852
<i>Yeah, oh, I like Red Lobster, yeah.</i>
<i>That's where me and B go all the time.</i>

212
00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,812
<i>Oh, B? Who is B?</i>

213
00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,773
<i>Don't worry about it.</i>
<i>Don't worry about it.</i>

214
00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:44,899
<i>-[chuckles]</i>
<i>-[flies buzzing]</i>

215
00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:47,985
<i>-Give me that bag. Let's go in the house.</i>
<i>-Is it me, or is Mabel drawing bugs?</i>

216
00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:51,113
<i>Would you stop that? I need y'all</i>
<i>to go get the stuff out the car.</i>

217
00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,865
<i>Go on, get the stuff out the car.</i>

218
00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,326
<i>-[grunts]</i>
<i>-[Cora] We can get started on this.</i>

219
00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:56,494
<i>[Brown, Joe] All right.</i>

220
00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:57,828
<i>Hurry up and get the stuff out--</i>

221
00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,206
<i>Mr. Brown, what is goin' on</i>
<i>with the back of your clothes?</i>

222
00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:01,707
<i>All your behind is out.</i>

223
00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,292
<i>Cora, I thought I felt a breeze.</i>

224
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,878
<i>It must've been when I burnt, Cora.</i>
<i>Can you see anything?</i>

225
00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,213
<i>I see everything.</i>

226
00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:10,967
<i>-[Brown] Can you see anything, Cora?</i>
<i>-Yes. You need to cover yourself up.</i>

227
00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,636
<i>You got all kinda hair back…</i>
<i>You need to shave that.</i>

228
00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,972
<i>-Cora, can you see?</i>
<i>-[Cora] Look like a baboon back there.</i>

229
00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,598
<i>-Cora, you see?</i>
<i>-[Cora] Lord have mercy.</i>

230
00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,850
<i>[Cora] Yes, I see it. It looks terrible.</i>

231
00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:22,520
<i>I don't know how the hell</i>
<i>she get chairs in that damn car.</i>

232
00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:24,105
<i>-At church--</i>
<i>-Get the groceries.</i>

233
00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:26,732
<i>-[Brown] I'll get the bags.</i>
<i>-Take 'em all around to the backyard.</i>

234
00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:30,486
<i>Okay. Joe, you didn't…</i>
<i>Why you didn't tell me my butt was out?</i>

235
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,114
<i>I… I been trying not to look</i>
<i>at that ugly mother…</i>

236
00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:34,073
<i>Okay.</i>

237
00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:37,618
<i>Well, come to think of it,</i>
<i>I have done a couple mothers.</i>

238
00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,454
<i>Hey, what you keep bending over…</i>

239
00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:41,872
<i>I'm trying to get the stuff, Joe.</i>

240
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:45,251
<i>You 'bout to make me throw the damn up.</i>
<i>I'm about to throw the damn up.</i>

241
00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:48,045
<i>Well, just get the chairs</i>
<i>and put all the chairs up.</i>

242
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,214
<i>You move the chair. I can't look at you.</i>

243
00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:51,632
<i>-You ain't got--</i>
<i>-Hush, hush, hush.</i>

244
00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,384
<i>-What?</i>
<i>-Hush, hush, hush, hush.</i>

245
00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:55,136
<i>Ooh, smells Cajun back here.</i>

246
00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:56,554
<i>-Hey.</i>
<i>-What y'all cooking? Hey!</i>

247
00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:59,181
<i>-[laughing]</i>
<i>-Hey there, baby. How you doin'?</i>

248
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,766
<i>Uh, hello,</i>

249
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:04,186
<i>uh, baby, my name is Joe. I'm a Capricorn.</i>

250
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,398
<i>-Uh, I'm Mr. Brown, and I'm a… a…</i>
<i>-Asshole.</i>

251
00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,233
<i>-Leo.</i>
<i>-[Joe] Oh, he's a Leo.</i>

252
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,694
<i>-How you doin', Mr. Brown and Mr. Joe?</i>
<i>-[Joe] Depend on--</i>

253
00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:13,487
<i>Wait, you know my name?</i>

254
00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,989
<i>Of course.</i>

255
00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:16,657
<i>Yes, this is Sylvia.</i>

256
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:20,411
<i>Oh, that's right, baby. I'm so sorry.</i>
<i>I remember, Coachella or…</i>

257
00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:22,830
<i>-No.</i>
<i>-[Joe] Oh no. No, no. Super Bowl?</i>

258
00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:25,833
<i>All-Star Weekend. [chuckles]</i>
<i>You sexy as hell. What's your name?</i>

259
00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:28,127
<i>-Okay, I'm sick to the stomach.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Joe.</i>

260
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,838
<i>I wish… I was a mirror</i>

261
00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:34,050
<i>so I can see myself</i>
<i>inside of you. [chuckles]</i>

262
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,719
<i>-Is he serious?</i>
<i>-I wish you would stop that.</i>

263
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:37,637
<i>-Joe.</i>
<i>-Huh?</i>

264
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,680
<i>-That's your grandniece.</i>
<i>-What is happening?</i>

265
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,098
<i>[Brown] That's kin to you.</i>

266
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,225
<i>[Joe] My grandniece?</i>
<i>What the hell is a grandniece?</i>

267
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,479
<i>I'm from Alabama.</i>
<i>After daughter, it don't damn matter.</i>

268
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:49,065
<i>-When you get to cousin, you good.</i>
<i>-Oh Lord.</i>

269
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,233
<i>That's just terr… Joe, that's ridiculous.</i>

270
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,028
<i>-Y'all go in the house.</i>
<i>-I'm not here for this incest.</i>

271
00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:56,113
<i>-Good to see you.</i>
<i>-Good to see you too.</i>

272
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:59,367
<i>Go on. Ooh, go in there. [grunts]</i>

273
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:02,578
<i>Damn, look at you walking like…</i>

274
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,997
<i>Damn, Brown! Hell! Shit!</i>

275
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:05,915
<i>What?</i>

276
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:06,916
<i>Shit.</i>

277
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,876
<i>-[indistinct chattering]</i>
<i>-Hey!</i>

278
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,378
<i>Hey, look at her.</i>

279
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,797
<i>Look at this. Hey, babe, how you been?</i>

280
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,507
<i>-Hi!</i>
<i>-Good to see you.</i>

281
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,716
<i>Sit down, Sylvia.</i>

282
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,468
<i>-Oh, thank you.</i>
<i>-Sit down.</i>

283
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,470
<i>You look so good. Both of y'all look good.</i>

284
00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,389
<i>-[Sylvia] Thank you.</i>
<i>-Did y'all ride together?</i>

285
00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:25,434
<i>Yes. I told her I was fine,</i>
<i>but she insisted on picking me up.</i>

286
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,937
<i>You know I didn't want you</i>
<i>on the road in that old car alone.</i>

287
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:28,896
<i>-That's sweet.</i>
<i>-Thanks.</i>

288
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,481
<i>-That is so sweet.</i>
<i>-[Sylvia] I got you.</i>

289
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,108
<i>There's nothing like a good girlfriend…</i>

290
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,025
<i>That's right.</i>

291
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,402
<i>[Cora] …to look out for you.</i>

292
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,904
<i>-That's so sweet.</i>
<i>-Thank you for letting me stay here.</i>

293
00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:38,280
<i>[Madea] Oh, you're so welcome.</i>

294
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:41,450
<i>You can come here</i>
<i>anytime you want, day or night.</i>

295
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,578
<i>Long as you don't stay too long.</i>
<i>You leavin' right after graduation, right?</i>

296
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,746
<i>Ma--</i>

297
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:48,332
<i>-Yeah.</i>
<i>-Okay, good. Just right after, right?</i>

298
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,751
<i>-As soon as it's over, y'all going home.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Madea!</i>

299
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,086
<i>Oh, is Ellie here?</i>

300
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:54,839
<i>Oh, well, she called</i>
<i>and said that she was on her way,</i>

301
00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:56,924
<i>but she's gettin' off work.</i>
<i>She just got off duty.</i>

302
00:11:57,007 --> 00:12:00,761
<i>[sighs] Okay. I worry about my sister</i>
<i>being a cop with all that's goin' on.</i>

303
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,139
<i>Me too, sweetheart. I worry about her.</i>

304
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,724
<i>-Know what I worry about?</i>
<i>-[Cora] What?</i>

305
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,684
<i>-I worry about her comin' up in here.</i>
<i>-Why?</i>

306
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:09,478
<i>With all these damn warrants I got,</i>
<i>every time I see her, I be worried.</i>

307
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,564
<i>I be like, "Baby don't come up in here."</i>

308
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,649
<i>"I wanna hug you, but don't frisk me."</i>

309
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,527
<i>I know that's your daughter,</i>
<i>but Lord have mercy, Cora. Mm-mm.</i>

310
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:17,528
<i>[chuckles]</i>

311
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:20,990
<i>-Well, she just be looking out for you.</i>
<i>-No, no. I… I got too many warrants.</i>

312
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,576
<i>Sylvia's a lawyer.</i>
<i>She can help you out with that.</i>

313
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,493
<i>[Cora] Yeah.</i>

314
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,829
<i>Last time Brown tried to help me,</i>
<i>I went down to court,</i>

315
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,039
<i>they told me that I had to, uh… uh, pay a…</i>

316
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,833
<i>What they call… what they call…</i>
<i>Oh, a fine.</i>

317
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,168
<i>-I gotta pay a fine.</i>
<i>-[Laura] Oh.</i>

318
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,587
<i>I'm like, "You want me</i>
<i>to pay a fine to get a driving license</i>

319
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,088
<i>so I can get insurance?"</i>

320
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,506
<i>"After I done bought my damn car?"</i>

321
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:41,802
<i>Hell, no, I'm not finna to pay a fine, my…</i>
<i>No. We not do… we don't pay no fines.</i>

322
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,721
<i>They gotta catch me first.</i>

323
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,765
<i>You getting too old for that, Madea.</i>

324
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:49,351
<i>Sometimes you gotta get</i>
<i>some thrills in your life. Do crazy stuff.</i>

325
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,687
<i>I don't wanna die old and…</i>
<i>That's what's keeping me young.</i>

326
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,189
<i>-Running from the police.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

327
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,690
<i>-Yes.</i>
<i>-Is that the trick?</i>

328
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,902
<i>-Yes. That keep your heart strong.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Don't listen to her.</i>

329
00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,987
<i>-You be like this all the time.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Don't listen.</i>

330
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,239
<i>-You been teaching me wrong.</i>
<i>-Don't you listen to that.</i>

331
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,909
<i>-I need some warrants and tennis shoes.</i>
<i>-That's right. That's right.</i>

332
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,787
<i>No, but I called Tim,</i>
<i>and he said he's on his way as well.</i>

333
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,747
<i>-[squeals]</i>
<i>-Yes, my grandbaby.</i>

334
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,792
<i>My baby is graduating.</i>
<i>Oh my God. Can you believe that?</i>

335
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,668
<i>Oh, he said</i>
<i>he wants to tell us an announcement</i>

336
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,754
<i>in front of the whole family</i>
<i>while he here so…</i>

337
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,548
<i>-What you think it is?</i>
<i>-I have no idea, but…</i>

338
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,718
<i>Whatever it is, you know it's good news.</i>
<i>We all know Tim's a great kid.</i>

339
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,179
<i>-His mama did a good job.</i>
<i>-Yes, you did.</i>

340
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:26,514
<i>In spite of that daddy.</i>

341
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,808
<i>Ooh, baby, don't talk about him.</i>

342
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,393
<i>Speaking of that,</i>
<i>how you doin' after that divorce?</i>

343
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,188
<i>-Lord have mercy.</i>
<i>-Yes, 'cause we know it was bad.</i>

344
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,648
<i>-I'm fine.</i>
<i>-That's good.</i>

345
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,316
<i>-You sure?</i>
<i>-I'm really good. I am.</i>

346
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:40,236
<i>No, 'cause after that divorce,</i>
<i>you was just looking… [voice drops] …bad.</i>

347
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,278
<i>-Madea!</i>
<i>-What?</i>

348
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:44,698
<i>-She was just looking… [voice drops] …bad.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Yeah, 'cause we know it was bad.</i>

349
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,617
<i>I'm good. I really am.</i>

350
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:48,661
<i>Sylvia, she represented me,</i>

351
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:51,497
<i>and without her I don't know</i>
<i>where or what I would be right now.</i>

352
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,582
<i>Well, I just wish</i>
<i>I could've gotten you more.</i>

353
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,669
<i>What'd I tell you? I told you she</i>
<i>wasn't gonna be able to do right by you.</i>

354
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:57,670
<i>What do you mean?</i>

355
00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,506
<i>How she gonna do right by her</i>
<i>when she going through the court system?</i>

356
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,758
<i>If you go through the court,</i>
<i>they tell you what to do.</i>

357
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,011
<i>How the hell a judge gonna make</i>
<i>a decision on what you could and can't do?</i>

358
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,389
<i>Hell no to the judge.</i>
<i>I ain't going with the judge.</i>

359
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:11,308
<i>You should've come to me.</i>
<i>I'd have got you half of everything.</i>

360
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,853
<i>I'd have got you half of the sofa--</i>
<i>Ask somebody.</i>

361
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,313
<i>In 2004, I took a chainsaw to some shit.</i>

362
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,190
<i>-You better ask somebody.</i>
<i>-I know that's right.</i>

363
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,276
<i>There's the legal way,</i>
<i>then there's the Madea way.</i>

364
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,819
<i>That's right. That's right.</i>

365
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:25,239
<i>Right, exactly. Don't follow her tr--</i>
<i>Don't do that. Don't do that.</i>

366
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:29,243
<i>Oh, sorry. But you look like this divorce</i>
<i>is not affecting you at all, sweetie.</i>

367
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,036
<i>-I'm so happy for you.</i>
<i>-Unbothered.</i>

368
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,706
<i>-That's right. You look so good.</i>
<i>-[Madea] No.</i>

369
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,374
<i>-But she do look good.</i>
<i>-No.</i>

370
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,543
<i>-[Cora] What?</i>
<i>-You look good, but some… Mm-mm.</i>

371
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,878
<i>Uh-uh what?</i>

372
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,256
<i>Baby, after somebody had a divorce,</i>
<i>and they go through a bad, rough time,</i>

373
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:45,134
<i>and they start looking this good,</i>
<i>they usually done found somethin' else.</i>

374
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:48,470
<i>When you're trying to get over something,</i>
<i>they slip under a man with legs wide open.</i>

375
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,764
<i>-Madea!</i>
<i>-Cora, I can say what I wanna say.</i>

376
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:54,268
<i>All that money I spent helping that girl</i>
<i>pay for that boy to go through college.</i>

377
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,311
<i>"All that money"?</i>

378
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,854
<i>Yes, I spent…</i>

379
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:57,897
<i>What? How much was…</i>

380
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,232
<i>-I got to go… I got to add it up.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Please add it up.</i>

381
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:04,737
<i>It was $37.95, is what I sent to you</i>
<i>to help put that boy through school.</i>

382
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,280
<i>What's she gonna do with $37?</i>

383
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,866
<i>Ain't about where it come from.</i>
<i>It's what you had to do to get it.</i>

384
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,242
<i>-I see.</i>
<i>-So y'all come on.</i>

385
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,244
<i>Listen, we get some stuff</i>
<i>ready for tomorrow.</i>

386
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:15,289
<i>You sit here, baby. You look so pretty.</i>
<i>Y'all get them 'matoes ready.</i>

387
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,499
<i>-Help your mama.</i>
<i>-[Cora] I'm slicing them.</i>

388
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,918
<i>[Madea] Go on, get that ready.</i>

389
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,128
<i>-You're right.</i>
<i>-[Cora] I'm gonna slice these tomatoes.</i>

390
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:22,671
<i>[Tim] Hey.</i>

391
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,548
<i>-Hey.</i>
<i>-[squeals]</i>

392
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:25,507
<i>Mama.</i>

393
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,093
<i>Oh, my baby. My baby!</i>

394
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,095
<i>-Look at them.</i>
<i>-[Cora] How you doin'?</i>

395
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,097
<i>-[Tim] Hey.</i>
<i>-It's so good to see you.</i>

396
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,349
<i>Look at my baby.</i>

397
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,683
<i>-Good to see y'all.</i>
<i>-Come in.</i>

398
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,727
<i>-[chuckling]</i>
<i>-Hi.</i>

399
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:39,355
<i>-Hey.</i>
<i>-Hi, Mama. [laughing]</i>

400
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,941
<i>[laughing] They look good.</i>

401
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,944
<i>That's my baby. The graduate.</i>

402
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,987
<i>[Madea] Let them take a picture.</i>
<i>Go take a picture.</i>

403
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,114
<i>[all laughing]</i>

404
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,033
<i>Uh! Valedictorian.</i>

405
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,284
<i>-[Cora] Yes!</i>
<i>-[laughing]</i>

406
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,955
<i>Hi, I'm so glad that you're here, Sylvia.</i>

407
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:58,165
<i>And thank you</i>
<i>for all that you did for her.</i>

408
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,502
<i>Will you stop it?</i>
<i>Y'all do not have to keep thanking me.</i>

409
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:02,753
<i>I do, though.</i>

410
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:05,297
<i>Tim, boy, I am so proud of you.</i>

411
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,592
<i>I mean, all that money we spent</i>
<i>puttin' you through school.</i>

412
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:12,096
<i>-You better do something with yourself.</i>
<i>-I do. I will. I promise.</i>

413
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,639
<i>You better. [laughing]</i>

414
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:14,848
<i>I believe you now.</i>

415
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,100
<i>You remember my friend Davi?</i>

416
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,935
<i>-"Davi"? His name Davi?</i>
<i>-[Tim] Yes.</i>

417
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,771
<i>I been calling that baby Davey.</i>
<i>I… I'm so sorry.</i>

418
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,272
<i>[all laughing]</i>

419
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:25,025
<i>-Good to see you, Laura.</i>
<i>-It's good to see you too.</i>

420
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:27,778
<i>[Joe] I got a question.</i>

421
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:30,155
<i>-[Cora] What is it?</i>
<i>-Why all these Negroes in this house?</i>

422
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,490
<i>-Is this a homicide?</i>
<i>-[Cora] No--</i>

423
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:32,616
<i>Y'all need to go home.</i>

424
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:36,036
<i>Uncle Joe, watch your mouth.</i>
<i>Did y'all finish everything outside?</i>

425
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,415
<i>I did the best I could.</i>
<i>I couldn't look at Brown's ass no more,</i>

426
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,666
<i>so I sent him home.</i>

427
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:43,127
<i>Brown went home</i>
<i>to wash the soot off his ass.</i>

428
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:46,964
<i>-Uh, I think it was soot.</i>
<i>-No, Joe, I don't know if that was soot.</i>

429
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:50,175
<i>I've known Brown a long time.</i>
<i>They call him Brown for a reason.</i>

430
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,927
<i>-Oh my Lord.</i>
<i>-[all laughing]</i>

431
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,095
<i>Oh Lord.</i>

432
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,223
<i>Hey, Uncle Joe.</i>

433
00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:00,394
<i>I know damn well</i>
<i>you ain't come in here in that uniform.</i>

434
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:02,896
<i>[Cora] My baby can wear</i>
<i>her uniform if she wants.</i>

435
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,858
<i>She's an officer,</i>
<i>and I'm so proud of you, baby.</i>

436
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,484
<i>Thank you, Mama.</i>

437
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,861
<i>You're welcome, sweetheart.</i>

438
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,572
<i>You the reason everybody getting</i>
<i>to the end of the damn street</i>

439
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,782
<i>and backing up and turning around.</i>
<i>That's 'cause of you.</i>

440
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,950
<i>That's what they do here.</i>

441
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,119
<i>They'll back up in a minute</i>
<i>when they see a police car.</i>

442
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:20,622
<i>Tear up damn light poles, everything</i>
<i>to get away. You better ask me. I know.</i>

443
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,207
<i>[Joe] You need to take that uniform off</i>

444
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,002
<i>and move that police car before you have</i>
<i>everybody in this neighborhood</i>

445
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,796
<i>trying to kill somebody 'cause you</i>
<i>in the neighborhood. Get outta here.</i>

446
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,798
<i>I am not moving, Uncle Joe.</i>

447
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,802
<i>If my weed man can't get here to give me</i>
<i>my weed, we gonna have a problem.</i>

448
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,472
<i>Freddy coming over?</i>
<i>Tell him to get me about four--</i>

449
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,102
<i>-[whispers] I'll tell you later.</i>
<i>-So you need to move that police car.</i>

450
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,438
<i>You know, I… I can actually arrest you.</i>

451
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,566
<i>And I'll protest all over your ass.</i>
<i>I'll protest all over your ass.</i>

452
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:48,525
<i>[Ellie] What for?</i>

453
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:52,863
<i>Violation of my civil right</i>
<i>on January 6th on the US Capitol.</i>

454
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,156
<i>That I can smoke weed</i>

455
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,365
<i>if the weed is right.</i>

456
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,493
<i>-[Cora] What?</i>
<i>-Tell your weed man to come see me.</i>

457
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,577
<i>What you gonna do?</i>

458
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,455
<i>-Bring him on over.</i>
<i>-Don't be threatening my weed man.</i>

459
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:04,083
<i>-I'll show you what--</i>
<i>-Threatening my weed man.</i>

460
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,628
<i>But, Uncle Joe, you would be</i>
<i>in the wrong. Weed is illegal here.</i>

461
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,588
<i>I got a subscription.</i>

462
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:12,091
<i>Uh, I… I think</i>
<i>you mean prescription, right?</i>

463
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,259
<i>-Right. Right.</i>
<i>-Who… who the hell is that?</i>

464
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,970
<i>-That's Tim.</i>
<i>-The educated one who we're celebrating.</i>

465
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,764
<i>Don't correct him. He's stupid.</i>

466
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:22,184
<i>I know what I said. Don't correct me</i>
<i>'cause you went to college.</i>

467
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,269
<i>I know what I'm saying.</i>
<i>I got a subscription.</i>

468
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,562
<i>Valedictorian.</i>

469
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,732
<i>Well, valedict your ass out of here</i>
<i>before you get kicked in it.</i>

470
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,359
<i>[Cora] What is wrong with you?</i>

471
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,861
<i>Now, you move that damn car right now.</i>

472
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,323
<i>I am not.</i>
<i>And tell your weed man, come see me.</i>

473
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:41,161
<i>You know what I'm gonna do?</i>
<i>If I count my joint, and I'm running low,</i>

474
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:44,790
<i>and I run out</i>
<i>'cause you here in your uniform, we… we…</i>

475
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,292
<i>-We gonna have a problem.</i>
<i>-[Ellie] You know what?</i>

476
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,669
<i>-I'mma go change…</i>
<i>-[Cora] Okay.</i>

477
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,462
<i>…before I have to arrest somebody.</i>

478
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,964
<i>I'm so sorry.</i>

479
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:54,258
<i>-So that's my Uncle Joe.</i>
<i>-[Laura] Yes, that's Uncle Joe.</i>

480
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,468
<i>Come on, watch… watch this. Uncle Joe?</i>

481
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,469
<i>[Joe] What?</i>

482
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,012
<i>[Tim] How you doin'?</i>

483
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:02,683
<i>Uh, fair to middlin'.</i>
<i>Nuts don't work, but they still trying.</i>

484
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,144
<i>They'll crank out a little</i>
<i>now and then to make her happy.</i>

485
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,229
<i>Okay… Uh, I didn't need to know that.</i>

486
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,481
<i>What the hell you ask me for</i>
<i>if you didn't want to know?</i>

487
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,524
<i>-Fair enough.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

488
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,860
<i>-This is my friend Davi.</i>
<i>-[Davi] Hello, sir.</i>

489
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,445
<i>Get your hand away.</i>
<i>You ain't heard of COVID-1920.</i>

490
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,322
<i>I tried to tell you. [chuckles]</i>

491
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,408
<i>-[Davi clears throat]</i>
<i>-[Tim sighs]</i>

492
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,410
<i>Why… why you… why you talk so funny?</i>

493
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,995
<i>I'm from Europe.</i>

494
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,873
<i>Oh, you're from Europe?</i>
<i>That why your pants so tight?</i>

495
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,792
<i>What? Son, I can see your camel toe.</i>

496
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:29,835
<i>[chuckles]</i>

497
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:33,630
<i>-This is what our generation's wearing.</i>
<i>-What your generation is wearin'. I see.</i>

498
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:37,009
<i>Your generation</i>
<i>is turning nuts into nutmeg. Just powder.</i>

499
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,928
<i>Back in the day, we had nuts.</i>
<i>We had balls. We had sacks.</i>

500
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,890
<i>Now everybody just got powder.</i>
<i>Y'all ain't got no balls.</i>

501
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,642
<i>Y'all, everybody woke.</i>
<i>Y'all need to go back to sleep.</i>

502
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,478
<i>All right. Would you leave</i>
<i>my roommate alone, please?</i>

503
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:51,190
<i>Oh, your… Oh, he's your roommate?</i>

504
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,650
<i>-Yeah. Yeah.</i>
<i>-We share a dorm room on campus.</i>

505
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,612
<i>[Joe] Your uncle Peaches</i>
<i>shared a dorm room on camper too.</i>

506
00:19:56,695 --> 00:20:01,408
<i>It was about, uh, 40 years he shared</i>
<i>that dorm room with that dude on camper.</i>

507
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,203
<i>He liked them tight britches.</i>
<i>He had a camel toe too.</i>

508
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,121
<i>Joe, leave them damn children alone.</i>

509
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,332
<i>Y'all get up and bring</i>
<i>them bags upstairs for your mama.</i>

510
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:09,917
<i>Don't be talking to that fool.</i>

511
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,002
<i>Go on upstairs. Get the bag right there.</i>

512
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,337
<i>-[Tim] Okay.</i>
<i>-Bring it upstairs.</i>

513
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,838
<i>Don't… don't hurt yourself.</i>

514
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,673
<i>Don't break your fingernail.</i>

515
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,009
<i>Don't strain your camel toe.</i>

516
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,345
<i>The hell is wrong with them?</i>

517
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:23,597
<i>[woman] Hootie-hoo!</i>

518
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,556
<i>[Madea] Oh, that Bam.</i>

519
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,099
<i>Oh yeah. Hey, everybody.</i>

520
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,143
<i>-Hey! Good to see you, Bam.</i>
<i>-[Ellie] Hi.</i>

521
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,646
<i>Good to see you too.</i>
<i>I wanna sit down. I'm sore.</i>

522
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:34,316
<i>-Sit down right here.</i>
<i>-Oh, thank you for coming today, Aunt Bam.</i>

523
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,860
<i>Thank you for the invite.</i>
<i>We gonna be out here?</i>

524
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,112
<i>-I'm gonna sit here then.</i>
<i>-Yeah, rest yourself.</i>

525
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,781
<i>Oh yes!</i>

526
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:43,408
<i>Oh, I knew she was gonna be here.</i>

527
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,702
<i>-Hey, Syl. Look at you, girl.</i>
<i>-Hey, Miss Bam.</i>

528
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,580
<i>-Still pretty. Yeah, you still pretty…</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

529
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,165
<i>[all laughing]</i>

530
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,251
<i>Still nasty too. [chuckling]</i>

531
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,711
<i>-And you wear it so well.</i>
<i>-Yes. Thank you.</i>

532
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,046
<i>All of y'all was pretty.</i>

533
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:59,549
<i>-Even your mama was pretty.</i>
<i>-Yes, she was, but she was a ho.</i>

534
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,344
<i>-[Bam] She was.</i>
<i>-Just saying. It ain't my business.</i>

535
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,555
<i>Uh, somebody here invited a man.</i>

536
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,556
<i>[Cora, Laura] Ooh.</i>

537
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,101
<i>Ooh, that new man you're seeing?</i>

538
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,144
<i>No. Too new to invite him.</i>

539
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,439
<i>I'm not talking about me.</i>
<i>I'm talking about Laura.</i>

540
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:18,151
<i>-You seein' somebody, baby?</i>
<i>-No, she's talkin' about Richard.</i>

541
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,946
<i>What? [splutters] Madea, just calm down.</i>

542
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,156
<i>Uh-uh. You back with him?</i>

543
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,241
<i>Oh, absolutely not.</i>

544
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,952
<i>-But he is Tim's father.</i>
<i>-That's right.</i>

545
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,246
<i>And Tim wanted him there,</i>
<i>so I said, "Yes."</i>

546
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:31,540
<i>No, ma'am. Did anybody think to ask me?</i>

547
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,125
<i>-This is my damn house.</i>
<i>-Madea--</i>

548
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,710
<i>You gonna let that man come up in here?</i>

549
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:38,422
<i>That boy left you broke and had nothing.</i>
<i>And I was having to take care of you.</i>

550
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,841
<i>I gave you $37</i>
<i>to help put that boy through school.</i>

551
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,302
<i>You let him come in my house</i>
<i>when he ain't do nothing for you?</i>

552
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,887
<i>-Madea, you--</i>
<i>-He better keep his ass away from me.</i>

553
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:50,392
<i>Y'all better keep his ass away from me.</i>
<i>That's all I'm saying.</i>

554
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:51,310
<i>[Laura] I'm sorry.</i>

555
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,894
<i>Oh yes. Ooh.</i>

556
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,688
<i>Wait. I thought you was tired.</i>

557
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:57,816
<i>[chuckles] Shut up. [chuckles]</i>

558
00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:58,775
<i>-Tim?</i>
<i>-[Tim] Huh?</i>

559
00:21:58,859 --> 00:21:59,776
<i>So,</i>

560
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:03,947
<i>who is this right here, Tim?</i>
<i>Looking like a snack.</i>

561
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,991
<i>-Bam.</i>
<i>-Aunt Bam.</i>

562
00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:09,619
<i>Ellie, leave me alone.</i>
<i>You know I like 'em fine and little.</i>

563
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,164
<i>-Hi, I'm Davi.</i>
<i>-You Da-- Oh.</i>

564
00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:13,665
<i>And… and he French.</i>

565
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,042
<i>-What?</i>
<i>-[Bam] Davi.</i>

566
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,544
<i>-[Tim chuckles]</i>
<i>-[chuckles] I'm Irish and Dutch.</i>

567
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:22,049
<i>[splutters] Dutch?</i>
<i>Well, you can be my lucky charm anytime.</i>

568
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:24,676
<i>-[Cora] Bam.</i>
<i>-And I'll be your double Dutch.</i>

569
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,387
<i>-[Joe] Who the hell left the gate open?</i>
<i>-[laughing]</i>

570
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,555
<i>Joe!</i>

571
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:32,184
<i>That's the corniest shit I ever heard.</i>
<i>I thought I had some corny lines.</i>

572
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,269
<i>You better watch her. She… she…</i>

573
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:37,272
<i>Oh, never mind.</i>
<i>Y'all ain't gotta be careful.</i>

574
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,816
<i>[chuckles] Never mind. Never mind.</i>

575
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:42,402
<i>-[Cora] Uncle Joe.</i>
<i>-All right, now. Come on.</i>

576
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:45,364
<i>Close the damn door!</i>
<i>Got the air conditioner, everything.</i>

577
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:47,824
<i>Boy comin' out the damn house.</i>
<i>Close the door!</i>

578
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,118
<i>Joe, shut up.</i>
<i>You don't pay no bill no way.</i>

579
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,119
<i>Y'all go ahead.</i>

580
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,122
<i>-We gotta get ready for dinner. All right?</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

581
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,124
<i>Well, all right then, see y'all.</i>

582
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,210
<i>Bam, where you goin'?</i>

583
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:01,505
<i>I am going in here to my future.</i>

584
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:02,506
<i>[Laura] Oh, well…</i>

585
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:03,715
<i>[Cora] To your future?</i>

586
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,258
<i>Baby, let her go. She high as hell.</i>

587
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,469
<i>-I ain't got no time for y'all.</i>
<i>-[Cora] What?</i>

588
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,389
<i>I don't know what y'all sittin' here</i>
<i>looking at me for.</i>

589
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:11,390
<i>[Bam] Tim?</i>

590
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,600
<i>-Who that?</i>
<i>-[Bam] Oh, Tim?</i>

591
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,268
<i>-Oh Lord.</i>
<i>-[Tim] Auntie?</i>

592
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:16,436
<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-Hey.</i>

593
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,562
<i>-Hey, Tim.</i>
<i>-Hey.</i>

594
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:21,650
<i>Hey, Tim. Congratulations, baby.</i>
<i>That's for you.</i>

595
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:22,776
<i>Thank you.</i>

596
00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:25,320
<i>-Oh, ain't no money in it.</i>
<i>-[Tim chuckles]</i>

597
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,198
<i>He opened it like there was</i>
<i>some money in it, didn't he?</i>

598
00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:29,991
<i>-I was ready.</i>
<i>-[Joe, Bam chuckle]</i>

599
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:35,205
<i>But if I could, I would've folded myself</i>
<i>up in there for you as your gift.</i>

600
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:38,250
<i>Bam. you couldn't fold</i>
<i>yourself up in a pickup truck.</i>

601
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:41,586
<i>You may wanna ask</i>
<i>your daddy how I folds up.</i>

602
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:45,090
<i>Oh yeah. He would know.</i>
<i>My daddy was a pimp. [chuckles]</i>

603
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:46,883
<i>[chuckles]</i>

604
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:50,387
<i>[Joe] What you batting your eyes</i>
<i>and fixing your hair for?</i>

605
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,889
<i>You bark…</i>
<i>Bam, you barking up the wrong trees.</i>

606
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:55,434
<i>Tapping you out. Be quiet.</i>

607
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:56,768
<i>Hush, haterer.</i>

608
00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:01,022
<i>So, guys, you think</i>
<i>I could fit right here?</i>

609
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,149
<i>-Well…</i>
<i>-I think I can.</i>

610
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,608
<i>-I wanna see this.</i>
<i>-I think I can.</i>

611
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,861
<i>I may be able to.</i>
<i>I'll put that right here.</i>

612
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:06,778
<i>Okay.</i>

613
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,196
<i>-[Bam] Look at that.</i>
<i>-[Tim] Yeah.</i>

614
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,281
<i>[Bam] I got down there.</i>

615
00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:12,909
<i>[chuckles] Squoze right on in there,</i>
<i>didn't I?</i>

616
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:15,829
<i>Just like an apple trying</i>
<i>to get through the eye of a needle.</i>

617
00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:18,582
<i>[groans] Listen,</i>
<i>don't… don't sit like this.</i>

618
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:19,958
<i>Manspread.</i>

619
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:22,919
<i>Spread. Manspread…</i>
<i>Spread it out. Air it out.</i>

620
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,046
<i>-Air this out.</i>
<i>-[Tim exhales]</i>

621
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,799
<i>-[chuckles] Oh.</i>
<i>-The hell?</i>

622
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:31,261
<i>If I was just five years older…</i>

623
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,554
<i>What you talkin' about?</i>

624
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:35,474
<i>That's when</i>
<i>my double social security kick in.</i>

625
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:36,475
<i>Huh.</i>

626
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:38,268
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>
<i>-Mmm.</i>

627
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:42,022
<i>From when I worked</i>
<i>at the post office, licking stamps.</i>

628
00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,148
<i>Oh hell.</i>

629
00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:47,652
<i>Then at Party Central,</i>
<i>I was blowin' balloons.</i>

630
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,029
<i>-Mmm.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Sure was.</i>

631
00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:52,949
<i>I was just lickin' and blowin'</i>
<i>and blowin' and lickin'</i>

632
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,618
<i>for about ten years.</i>

633
00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:57,329
<i>-And I'm good at it too.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

634
00:24:57,412 --> 00:25:01,666
<i>I don't know why I'm getting turned on.</i>
<i>I think I wanna send some mail out.</i>

635
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:03,668
<i>Okay.</i>

636
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:07,172
<i>Let me just save you</i>
<i>a whole bunch of time, okay?</i>

637
00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:10,175
<i>They share a apartment.</i>

638
00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:11,968
<i>Oh, you're roommates?</i>

639
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,970
<i>-Yes.</i>
<i>-You're just roommates.</i>

640
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:15,430
<i>-[Joe] Bam?</i>
<i>-Huh?</i>

641
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:20,810
<i>Remember Peaches and Harold</i>
<i>shared an apartment for 40 years?</i>

642
00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:22,521
<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-[Joe] Uh-huh.</i>

643
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:27,359
<i>Remember that time I was telling you,</i>
<i>you wanted to buy that Beetle Bug car?</i>

644
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:28,318
<i>Oh, yes.</i>

645
00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:32,489
<i>And I said, "Don't get it</i>
<i>'cause the motor is in the back."</i>

646
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:35,408
<i>That's where all the power come from.</i>

647
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:38,787
<i>-In the back… side of it.</i>
<i>-[Tim groans]</i>

648
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:39,704
<i>[Joe] Right.</i>

649
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,498
<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-[Joe] Uh-huh.</i>

650
00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:43,291
<i>-Well…</i>
<i>-[Joe] Yeah.</i>

651
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:47,045
<i>-I'mma go on to the "back" yard.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

652
00:25:47,128 --> 00:25:50,090
<i>-Yes. Well, I'mma go on and go.</i>
<i>-[Tim] Thank you for the card.</i>

653
00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:51,424
<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-We know.</i>

654
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,093
<i>-Joe?</i>
<i>-Yeah?</i>

655
00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,010
<i>[Bam] Good luck.</i>

656
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,596
<i>I… I ain't got nothing to say to them.</i>

657
00:25:57,430 --> 00:25:59,558
<i>-Hell y'all looking at?</i>
<i>-Uh…</i>

658
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,268
<i>-Just…</i>
<i>-Yeah. [chuckles]</i>

659
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,019
<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

660
00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:06,856
<i>Great. Uh, I'll give you a lesson in life.</i>

661
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:10,026
<i>In the morning, the sun will rise,</i>

662
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:12,070
<i>and if it don't,</i>

663
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,406
<i>you have died.</i>

664
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:16,533
<i>[grunts]</i>

665
00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,785
<i>There you go. All I got. Ah, shit.</i>

666
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:23,665
<i>And there's my family.</i>

667
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:24,583
<i>Yeah.</i>

668
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:28,336
<i>[woman 1 in Irish accent]</i>
<i>Now, Mummy, don't embarrass us.</i>

669
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,964
<i>-[woman 2 in Irish accent] Me?</i>
<i>-[woman 1] I mean it.</i>

670
00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:32,424
<i>[woman 2] I won't.</i>

671
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,010
<i>Just knock at the door.</i>

672
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:36,511
<i>-[sighs]</i>
<i>-[farts]</i>

673
00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:38,888
<i>Sorry, sorry.</i>

674
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:40,974
<i>[knocking on the door]</i>

675
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,226
<i>Whoo! [clears throat]</i>

676
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:47,272
<i>Wakanda forever! [chuckles]</i>

677
00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:48,523
<i>[grunts]</i>

678
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,775
<i>-Who she think she is?</i>
<i>-[Joe] Right.</i>

679
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:56,114
<i>-[grunts] Hi.</i>
<i>-Hi.</i>

680
00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:58,533
<i>I'm Cathy Brown. This is my mother, Agnes.</i>

681
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:02,078
<i>-Oh. [chuckles nervously] Hello.</i>
<i>-Hello, everybody. Hello. [chuckles]</i>

682
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:04,831
<i>Whoa. Wait a minute now.</i>
<i>Where you think you're going?</i>

683
00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:07,167
<i>-[Joe] The hell?</i>
<i>-They just walked in. I don't know.</i>

684
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:08,418
<i>[Agnes] How do you do?</i>

685
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:10,462
<i>Cora, who you let in my house?</i>
<i>What the hell?</i>

686
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:11,379
<i>[Cora] H… how…</i>

687
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:12,714
<i>-Mabel…</i>
<i>-Y'all with the census?</i>

688
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,008
<i>-No.</i>
<i>-[Agnes laughs]</i>

689
00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:17,344
<i>"The census?" [laughing]</i>

690
00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:18,970
<i>Wow, you're a big woman.</i>

691
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:21,097
<i>-[Cora splutters] What?</i>
<i>-Mummy!</i>

692
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:24,601
<i>I'm just saying. She's a big woman,</i>
<i>and I mean big, like, wow!</i>

693
00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:28,104
<i>[chuckles] Is the air</i>
<i>thin up there? [chuckles]</i>

694
00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:32,525
<i>Oh, ha ha. Hell! Who is this?</i>
<i>Somebody tell me who is this?</i>

695
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:33,985
<i>[Cora] How can we help you?</i>

696
00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:35,612
<i>-We're here to surprise--</i>
<i>-Oh.</i>

697
00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:37,322
<i>-Davi!</i>
<i>-Cousin Cathy!</i>

698
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,032
<i>Oh, hi.</i>

699
00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:40,325
<i>[Davi] Aunt Agnes.</i>

700
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:42,994
<i>-[Agnes chuckles]</i>
<i>-What are you doing here?</i>

701
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:45,163
<i>We came for your graduation.</i>

702
00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:48,166
<i>Of course. We had to.</i>
<i>For your grandfather's sake.</i>

703
00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:50,794
<i>[splutters] Great. What a surprise.</i>

704
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:52,545
<i>Surprise.</i>

705
00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,130
<i>-[Davi] Great. [splutters]</i>
<i>-Oh!</i>

706
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:56,966
<i>[Madea] Oh hell, I didn't mean</i>
<i>to drop her, break her damn bones.</i>

707
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,551
<i>[Agnes] I'm fine. [chuckles]</i>

708
00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,720
<i>-Madea?</i>
<i>-What? She was heavy. Shit.</i>

709
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:02,555
<i>How did you know I was here?</i>

710
00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:05,475
<i>That's why I was asking so many questions.</i>

711
00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:07,977
<i>Really? You didn't suspect a thing?</i>

712
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:08,895
<i>Oh!</i>

713
00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:11,022
<i>And we came all the way from Dublin.</i>

714
00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:12,482
<i>-Well, she…</i>
<i>-[Davi chuckles]</i>

715
00:28:12,565 --> 00:28:13,608
<i>In a hairy plane.</i>

716
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,527
<i>-[Davi] Yes.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Hairy plane?</i>

717
00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:17,028
<i>-What's a hairy plane?</i>
<i>-I don't know.</i>

718
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,363
<i>You must be Tim.</i>

719
00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:19,989
<i>-Yes.</i>
<i>-Hello.</i>

720
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:23,118
<i>-Yeah. Nice to meet you.</i>
<i>-Davi's told us so much about you.</i>

721
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:24,953
<i>-Likewise.</i>
<i>-Yes, I have.</i>

722
00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:27,372
<i>-And this is his family.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

723
00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:30,458
<i>How do you do?</i>

724
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:33,044
<i>[chuckles]</i>

725
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,587
<i>[crickets chirping]</i>

726
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:39,426
<i>Why do you all look like</i>
<i>you have your knickers in a bunch.</i>

727
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:42,220
<i>What? I know damn well what she said, Joe.</i>

728
00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:43,972
<i>Joe, I heard her. What'd she say?</i>

729
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:46,224
<i>-Wait one damn minute.</i>
<i>-What… what… what…</i>

730
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:48,893
<i>What… what did you just damn say?</i>

731
00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:52,021
<i>-She called us a bunch of niggers.</i>
<i>-Did I say something wrong?</i>

732
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:54,566
<i>What'd you mean, if you don't know</i>
<i>if you said something wrong?</i>

733
00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:58,027
<i>Yeah, you said something wrong</i>
<i>up in this bitch!</i>

734
00:28:58,111 --> 00:28:59,446
<i>No, she said "knickers."</i>

735
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:02,157
<i>-I heard her say we're a bunch of n-words.</i>
<i>-Oh no, no, no, no.</i>

736
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,783
<i>That's not what she said.</i>

737
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:06,286
<i>Don't tell me I didn't hear what I heard.</i>

738
00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:09,247
<i>She said, "Y'all a bunch of niggers."</i>

739
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:11,958
<i>-No, no, no. "Knickers." "Knickers."</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

740
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:13,209
<i>C-K. "Knickers."</i>

741
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,171
<i>Don't be calling us no niggers</i>
<i>up in this nigga.</i>

742
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,715
<i>Hold on, it's "knickers." It's underwear.</i>

743
00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:21,968
<i>Yes, yes. It's "knickers."</i>
<i>These are knickers.</i>

744
00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:23,553
<i>-[all exclaiming]</i>
<i>-Ooh!</i>

745
00:29:23,636 --> 00:29:25,513
<i>[Joe] And she just damn flashed me.</i>

746
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,599
<i>Actually, that almost turned me on</i>
<i>a little bit.</i>

747
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,602
<i>-[Bam] What'd it look like?</i>
<i>-[Joe] It looked like a knicker.</i>

748
00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:31,728
<i>She don't shave.</i>

749
00:29:31,811 --> 00:29:33,938
<i>Black is black. Completely black.</i>

750
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:35,106
<i>Black. Bad cop.</i>

751
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:37,150
<i>I'm sorry, I didn't get a chance</i>
<i>to tidy myself up.</i>

752
00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:39,736
<i>It does look like a busted mattress.</i>
<i>But I'm sorry.</i>

753
00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:42,238
<i>Well, say that.</i>
<i>Hell, say panties or something.</i>

754
00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:45,366
<i>Baby, them ain't no panties.</i>
<i>Them some big-ass drawers.</i>

755
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:48,870
<i>It's just… look, it's just a language gap.</i>
<i>That's all.</i>

756
00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:51,873
<i>That language gap almost got you capped.</i>
<i>You better be careful here.</i>

757
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:54,042
<i>-You better not say that again.</i>
<i>-Well, you know, I--</i>

758
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,084
<i>She won't. Right, Mummy?</i>

759
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:57,879
<i>[Madea] She better not, Cathy B…</i>
<i>whatever your name is.</i>

760
00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,047
<i>I won't. I'm sorry.</i>

761
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,216
<i>Well, now all that's cleared up. Um--</i>

762
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:02,675
<i>Is it, Cora? Is it clear?</i>

763
00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:04,385
<i>Is it really cleared up, Cora?</i>

764
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:08,264
<i>Yes, it's cleared up, Madea.</i>
<i>It's clear, Uncle Joe. It was a mistake.</i>

765
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:13,978
<i>I'm still offended by being called</i>
<i>a nigger up in my house full of niggas.</i>

766
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,146
<i>[Cora] It's okay, Uncle Joe.</i>

767
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:18,691
<i>Well, we were about to take the boys</i>
<i>to dinner down at Red Lobster.</i>

768
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,318
<i>We would love for you to come.</i>

769
00:30:20,401 --> 00:30:21,444
<i>[Joe] Cora, hold on.</i>

770
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:25,532
<i>Now you want me to sit</i>
<i>at a table with white folk from Europeo?</i>

771
00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:28,910
<i>And I gotta sit there</i>
<i>with a police officer from the popo?</i>

772
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,079
<i>You just hold on</i>
<i>one cotton-pickin' minute.</i>

773
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:32,372
<i>No, no!</i>

774
00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:34,624
<i>-She said "cotton-pickin'."</i>
<i>-Excuse me.</i>

775
00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:36,334
<i>[Madea] Now she say "cotton-pickin'"?</i>

776
00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:40,755
<i>We came here to celebrate</i>
<i>our nephew's graduation.</i>

777
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:44,050
<i>[sniffles] Tomorrow</i>
<i>he's going to be a proud boy.</i>

778
00:30:44,133 --> 00:30:45,760
<i>Now she called him a proud boy.</i>

779
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,637
<i>Now she called him a damn proud boy.</i>

780
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,389
<i>Oh, hell no!</i>

781
00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:51,850
<i>-[Cora] Calm down. Your pressure!</i>
<i>-I gotta get out of here.</i>

782
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:54,686
<i>I'm gonna represent.</i>
<i>I'm gonna put on all my Black shit.</i>

783
00:30:54,769 --> 00:30:57,188
<i>Every Black shit I've got, I'm puttin' on.</i>

784
00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,148
<i>If it's more convenient,</i>
<i>we can stay at a hotel.</i>

785
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:00,692
<i>-No. Madea?</i>
<i>-What?</i>

786
00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:03,611
<i>-They talking about--</i>
<i>-All right, all right. That's fine.</i>

787
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:07,615
<i>Y'all came all the way from, uh, Iran.</i>
<i>You may as well come down to Red Lobster.</i>

788
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:08,950
<i>Ireland.</i>

789
00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,994
<i>She gon' be correcting me too</i>
<i>after what I said?</i>

790
00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:13,371
<i>I know what I said. I said Iran.</i>

791
00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:16,833
<i>I said the same damn thing you said.</i>
<i>You don't know where you're from?</i>

792
00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:18,418
<i>-Okay, do you wanna ride with us?</i>
<i>-Sure.</i>

793
00:31:18,501 --> 00:31:19,878
<i>Great. Okay. Leaving.</i>

794
00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:22,463
<i>[Madea] Try to correct me</i>
<i>when I know I'm saying Iran right.</i>

795
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,173
<i>-[Laura] We'll meet you there.</i>
<i>-[Tim] Okay.</i>

796
00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:27,176
<i>-[Bam] All right. I got shotgun.</i>
<i>-[Ellie] You can ride with me, Aunt Bam.</i>

797
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:30,096
<i>Why do I feel like I've just been invited</i>
<i>to the Last Supper?</i>

798
00:31:30,179 --> 00:31:31,014
<i>I'm coming.</i>

799
00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:34,100
<i>["Beautiful" by MC Lyte playing]</i>

800
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,355
<i>-[laughing]</i>
<i>-[Agnes] Oh my God.</i>

801
00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:41,107
<i>[Brown] What, uh, Agnes? Agnes?</i>

802
00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:42,400
<i>Yes. Agnes Brown.</i>

803
00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:45,945
<i>Oh! Shut up! I'm a Brown too.</i>

804
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,405
<i>-Really?</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

805
00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:49,115
<i>No, you're more Black.</i>

806
00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:52,076
<i>Mummy, he is Mr. Brown.</i>

807
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,371
<i>Oh, yes. [laughs]</i>
<i>Of course. Maybe we're related.</i>

808
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,584
<i>[both laughing]</i>

809
00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:03,004
<i>Shut up! Look at you,</i>
<i>looking like you looking.</i>

810
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:06,925
<i>Well, it looks like your great-aunt Agnes</i>
<i>and Mr. Brown are hitting it off.</i>

811
00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:07,967
<i>Looks that way.</i>

812
00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:10,219
<i>Mr. Brown, it's good</i>
<i>to see you gettin' along.</i>

813
00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:12,889
<i>Well, yeah, Cora,</i>
<i>I speak all kinds of languages.</i>

814
00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:17,185
<i>I speak, uh, high brew,</i>
<i>low brew, Hebrew, cold brew.</i>

815
00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:18,978
<i>I speak 'em all, Cora. [laughs]</i>

816
00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:21,356
<i>She's speaking English, Mr. Brown.</i>

817
00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:23,566
<i>Half the time</i>
<i>I don't know what she saying.</i>

818
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:26,235
<i>I just look at her and laugh.</i>
<i>She be saying stuff I don't even know.</i>

819
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:27,236
<i>Watch this, Cora.</i>

820
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:31,199
<i>[both laughing]</i>

821
00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:34,077
<i>-I don't understand a word he's saying.</i>
<i>-I know.</i>

822
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,037
<i>Is… is he speaking English?</i>

823
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,539
<i>Yes, but you have to listen very closely.</i>

824
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:41,167
<i>I am, Cathy. My ears can't hear that fast.</i>

825
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,670
<i>-Cora, my sugar level is low.</i>
<i>-Let me check my--</i>

826
00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,004
<i>My sugar gets low sometimes</i>

827
00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:47,298
<i>when I get excited</i>
<i>or get anxious about something.</i>

828
00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:50,385
<i>Hand me Madea's purse.</i>
<i>I'mma check to see if she got some sugar.</i>

829
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,470
<i>-She usually--</i>
<i>-I did not pass you that purse.</i>

830
00:32:52,553 --> 00:32:54,430
<i>You did. I'mma see if she got some candy.</i>

831
00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:58,226
<i>Give me something, Cora. Hurry,</i>
<i>I'm fading down. I'm going low-low.</i>

832
00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:00,561
<i>-Here, get a few. Hurry up.</i>
<i>-Okay. Give me some.</i>

833
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,064
<i>-Before she come back from the restroom.</i>
<i>-Hurry up.</i>

834
00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,525
<i>Okay, all right. Mmm. Oh yeah.</i>

835
00:33:05,608 --> 00:33:07,777
<i>-Get you a chocolate.</i>
<i>-Right before dinner?</i>

836
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:11,406
<i>Yeah, yeah. It'll… it'll help cleanse</i>
<i>your Pil… your Pilates.</i>

837
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:12,907
<i>No, I don't do yoga.</i>

838
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,659
<i>He means cleanse your palate.</i>

839
00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:15,576
<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Yeah.</i>

840
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:19,414
<i>-I need a feckin' dictionary.</i>
<i>-No, no, your diction is just fine.</i>

841
00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:22,375
<i>Just go on and take it.</i>
<i>Take it, right. Just eat it. Mmm.</i>

842
00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:23,710
<i>-Hurry up.</i>
<i>-[Agnes] Thank you.</i>

843
00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:26,129
<i>Yeah. Ooh, Cora, this is crunchy.</i>

844
00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:30,091
<i>-Mmm. Mmm. [crunching] Mmm.</i>
<i>-You like that?</i>

845
00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:31,843
<i>-What's that in the middle?</i>
<i>-Huh?</i>

846
00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:34,679
<i>-In the middle. What's that?</i>
<i>-Deez nuts.</i>

847
00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:37,015
<i>-Did you get a nut?</i>
<i>-Not yet.</i>

848
00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:39,017
<i>[both laughing]</i>

849
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:40,727
<i>-That's enough.</i>
<i>-[Cathy] What did he say?</i>

850
00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:42,854
<i>I don't know. Something about his nuts.</i>

851
00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:44,939
<i>Apparently, they eat</i>
<i>chocolate before dinner.</i>

852
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,567
<i>-Do you want some?</i>
<i>-No, that'll ruin my figure.</i>

853
00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:51,154
<i>Seriously, Cathy. [chuckling]</i>
<i>It's a bit late for that now.</i>

854
00:33:51,237 --> 00:33:53,197
<i>[Brown laughs]</i>

855
00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:57,035
<i>[Madea] Oh Lord.</i>
<i>The line to the bathroom so long.</i>

856
00:33:57,785 --> 00:34:01,289
<i>Hey, there. Look at Agnes over there.</i>
<i>How y'all doing, babe?</i>

857
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:04,876
<i>Ooh, Lord. Long lines at bathroom.</i>

858
00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:08,421
<i>-Everything come out all right?</i>
<i>-Always do, Cora. Hell.</i>

859
00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:11,841
<i>Me, I've been eating here a long time.</i>
<i>You remember I was working at The Field.</i>

860
00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:13,760
<i>I was on The Field,</i>
<i>all the time, I'd come here.</i>

861
00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:16,429
<i>Oh, I used to play rugby. Did you play?</i>

862
00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:19,682
<i>No, baby, I didn't rug nobody.</i>
<i>No, I was a--</i>

863
00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:21,517
<i>A big Black linebacker for the Bears.</i>

864
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:24,604
<i>I'm about to play</i>
<i>stab a Black bastard for the Saints.</i>

865
00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:26,105
<i>Say one more damn thing.</i>

866
00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:29,108
<i>No, baby. I worked at a club</i>
<i>called The Field. It was for strippers.</i>

867
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:31,027
<i>Right. Sure was.</i>

868
00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:32,695
<i>Back in the day. I didn't make it rain,</i>

869
00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:34,864
<i>but I sure made it drizzle.</i>
<i>I could get that change.</i>

870
00:34:34,947 --> 00:34:37,450
<i>They didn't throw no dollars.</i>
<i>They'd throw the rolled-up nickels</i>

871
00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:41,037
<i>and hit me with them quarters and stuff.</i>
<i>It hurt, but I got that money.</i>

872
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,455
<i>-I paid my bills.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Yes.</i>

873
00:34:42,538 --> 00:34:45,291
<i>Madea, now you want to come</i>
<i>to this place and have a nice dinner,</i>

874
00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:47,668
<i>and you gonna sit at the table</i>
<i>and talk about strippin'.</i>

875
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,796
<i>-Hos got to eat too.</i>
<i>-[Cora] What?</i>

876
00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:53,549
<i>This Red Lobster full of hos.</i>
<i>You don't believe me? I'mma tell you.</i>

877
00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:55,760
<i>♪ Broke boy don't deserve no coochie ♪</i>

878
00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:58,346
<i>[crowd] I know that's right! [cheering]</i>

879
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:01,349
<i>Full of hos. Full of hos.</i>
<i>Whole damn place.</i>

880
00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:04,393
<i>Did you hear all them hos?</i>
<i>That's a hollaback. Cardi B, baby.</i>

881
00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:07,438
<i>We're at this nice restaurant now.</i>
<i>Don't do that, Madea.</i>

882
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:09,273
<i>It's okay. Mummy's no spring chicken.</i>

883
00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:11,484
<i>Oh no. I've been around the block before.</i>

884
00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:12,652
<i>[Brown] You was a doorknob?</i>

885
00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:14,070
<i>On a bike with no saddle.</i>

886
00:35:14,153 --> 00:35:15,029
<i>[Brown] Get out!</i>

887
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,365
<i>Hoo! That ain't a spring chicken.</i>
<i>That's an old crow.</i>

888
00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:19,158
<i>[laughs]</i>

889
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:21,119
<i>[caws]</i>

890
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,412
<i>[laughs]</i>

891
00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:24,831
<i>Yes, Joe.</i>

892
00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,040
<i>[Joe chuckles]</i>

893
00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:30,586
<i>I don't know what all y'all lookin' at.</i>
<i>I'mma represent.</i>

894
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:33,506
<i>If I gotta come up here</i>
<i>and sit down here at this table</i>

895
00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:37,426
<i>with a copper and with somebody</i>
<i>using the n-word, nigga,</i>

896
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:41,472
<i>then I'mma come up here</i>
<i>and represent all the Black Lives Matter.</i>

897
00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:44,851
<i>We all gonna protest.</i>
<i>We all gonna burn our shit down.</i>

898
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:45,768
<i>Really?</i>

899
00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:48,646
<i>Well, you might wanna get real full.</i>
<i>You know what's about to happen?</i>

900
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:52,984
<i>You about to lose your job.</i>

901
00:35:53,067 --> 00:35:56,445
<i>You about to lose your job.</i>

902
00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,865
<i>♪ You about to, you about to</i>
<i>You about to, remix ♪</i>

903
00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:02,243
<i>-</i>Here we go, Uncle Joe.
<i>-♪ You about to lose your job ♪</i>

904
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,995
<i>-You with him too?</i>
<i>-I like that, Joe.</i>

905
00:36:04,078 --> 00:36:07,206
<i>Defund this shit. Get rid of the police.</i>

906
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,750
<i>The same way that we're</i>
<i>saying "defund the police,"</i>

907
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,794
<i>there are criminals saying the same thing.</i>

908
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:15,339
<i>That's why crime has gotten</i>
<i>so much worse. Think about it.</i>

909
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:18,092
<i>I don't know the answers, but somebody</i>
<i>needs to have some conversation</i>

910
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,677
<i>'cause you'll never figure nothing out</i>

911
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,180
<i>as long as everybody</i>
<i>screamin' and yellin' at each other.</i>

912
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:24,390
<i>My tax dollar, my tax dollar--</i>

913
00:36:24,473 --> 00:36:28,102
<i>Joe, let me ask you something, babe.</i>
<i>When's the last time you paid a tax?</i>

914
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,562
<i>You don't pay no damn tax.</i>

915
00:36:29,645 --> 00:36:31,063
<i>Can we just let this go, please?</i>

916
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,649
<i>Well, uh, do you want</i>
<i>there to be lawlessness then?</i>

917
00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,776
<i>Hey, babe, you think that scare me?</i>

918
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:39,697
<i>Bring it. Look, I know lawlessness.</i>
<i>I spent my whole life in lawlessness.</i>

919
00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:41,908
<i>-Look who I live with. That's my sister.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Yes.</i>

920
00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:44,869
<i>-Braless and lawless. Yep.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Lawless and braless.</i>

921
00:36:44,952 --> 00:36:47,163
<i>Them titties ain't never been captivated.</i>

922
00:36:47,246 --> 00:36:49,624
<i>They been running free all the time.</i>

923
00:36:49,707 --> 00:36:52,919
<i>You want me to feel sorry for y'all?</i>
<i>No, I ain't finna feel sorry for y'all.</i>

924
00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:57,423
<i>Well, now you're doing the very thing</i>
<i>that you don't want us to do.</i>

925
00:36:57,506 --> 00:37:00,301
<i>You don't want them to judge</i>
<i>all Black people as criminals,</i>

926
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:02,845
<i>but you wanna judge all police as killers?</i>

927
00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:05,431
<i>-Madea, say something to stop this.</i>
<i>-I got it. I got it.</i>

928
00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:07,391
<i>Set of his keys are in here. Look.</i>

929
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,101
<i>[click, car alarm honking]</i>

930
00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:11,687
<i>Oh, call the police.</i>
<i>That my car alarm. That my car alarm.</i>

931
00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:14,482
<i>-See? See? See?</i>
<i>-[Cora] You want the police now?</i>

932
00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:17,818
<i>Oh, never mind. It went off.</i>
<i>Okay, what was I saying?</i>

933
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,238
<i>Not a damn thing.</i>
<i>You see? You see? You see?</i>

934
00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:22,740
<i>-You mad at the police till you need 'em.</i>
<i>-[Cora] That's true.</i>

935
00:37:22,823 --> 00:37:25,451
<i>You say, "I don't take a stand,"</i>
<i>till somebody break your damn house,</i>

936
00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:27,495
<i>steal your shit,</i>
<i>they're the first thing you call.</i>

937
00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,830
<i>-[Cora] Ooh, here come the food.</i>
<i>-There the food, baby.</i>

938
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:30,831
<i>[clapping]</i>

939
00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,750
<i>-Ooh, that look good.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Lay it on me.</i>

940
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:35,127
<i>-[Madea] That look good.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Look at her.</i>

941
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:38,339
<i>-[Brown] This is hot.</i>
<i>-[Laura] Oh, we got that surf and turf.</i>

942
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,633
<i>[indistinct chattering]</i>

943
00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:45,596
<i>Hey. Hey, don't you tell her</i>
<i>I opened the door and let you in.</i>

944
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,806
<i>[Madea] That was a good meal.</i>

945
00:37:46,889 --> 00:37:49,100
<i>-Yeah, that was good.</i>
<i>-Sorry I'm late.</i>

946
00:37:49,183 --> 00:37:51,310
<i>-Good to see you.</i>
<i>-[Richard] Nice to see you.</i>

947
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:52,770
<i>-You too.</i>
<i>-What's up, son?</i>

948
00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:55,231
<i>-I am full.</i>
<i>-[Cora] I mean it.</i>

949
00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:56,524
<i>[Richard] My graduation boy.</i>

950
00:37:56,607 --> 00:38:00,695
<i>Yo, I'm sorry I'm late. All right?</i>
<i>I had to miss dinner. I got caught up.</i>

951
00:38:00,778 --> 00:38:02,488
<i>-It's all good.</i>
<i>-I thought I would come here.</i>

952
00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:04,115
<i>Hey, Dad, you remember my friend Davi?</i>

953
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:06,409
<i>What's up, Davi? Huh?</i>

954
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,745
<i>You ain't gonna even shake his hand?</i>

955
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:12,123
<i>-Hi, Richard.</i>
<i>-What's up, Laura?</i>

956
00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:16,752
<i>Um, this is Agnes and Cathy,</i>
<i>Davi's family from Ireland.</i>

957
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,629
<i>-They came for the graduation.</i>
<i>-How do you do?</i>

958
00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,589
<i>[Richard] Okay, okay.</i>
<i>Nice to meet you. Yeah.</i>

959
00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:22,633
<i>Bam, he up in my…</i>
<i>I know Joe let his ass in here.</i>

960
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:25,052
<i>-It's okay. Mabel, just calm down.</i>
<i>-No, I know Joe did it.</i>

961
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:28,055
<i>He ain't stealin' nothin'.</i>
<i>You ain't got nothin' to steal.</i>

962
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,850
<i>What the hell do you mean?</i>
<i>All the collector's items I have in here.</i>

963
00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:34,020
<i>I done collected this stuff</i>
<i>from all over the world of Georgia.</i>

964
00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:38,607
<i>-Right. At the flea market. [laughing]</i>
<i>-[Madea] He better not say nothing to me.</i>

965
00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:40,234
<i>Is that Madea over there?</i>

966
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,111
<i>-Yeah, it is.</i>
<i>-[Joe] Oh, don't go…</i>

967
00:38:42,194 --> 00:38:43,529
<i>Don't go over there, baby.</i>

968
00:38:43,612 --> 00:38:45,656
<i>-Gonna say hey to her.</i>
<i>-Oh, you don't listen, do you?</i>

969
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:47,450
<i>-Oh, here he come.</i>
<i>-He don't listen.</i>

970
00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:48,701
<i>Hey, Bam, how you doin'?</i>

971
00:38:48,784 --> 00:38:51,287
<i>-Talk to somebody else. Go on.</i>
<i>-Hey, Madea.</i>

972
00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:55,207
<i>-Bam, I'mma tell you one time.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

973
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:56,375
<i>-Duck.</i>
<i>-Oh!</i>

974
00:38:57,251 --> 00:39:00,171
<i>-[Richard] Come on, Madea. I said hey.</i>
<i>-Bam, that ain't no damn duck.</i>

975
00:39:01,922 --> 00:39:03,007
<i>[Richard] Hey, Madea?</i>

976
00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,344
<i>[clicks tongue] Madea, I know you hear me.</i>

977
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,013
<i>-M… Madea--</i>
<i>-[gun fires]</i>

978
00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:09,972
<i>Mabel!</i>

979
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:13,768
<i>[screaming]</i>

980
00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:14,935
<i>What you doing?</i>

981
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:17,480
<i>-Oh. Oh. Oh.</i>
<i>-[Laura] We knew it.</i>

982
00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:20,941
<i>Oh, Kamala, I did it.</i>
<i>Oh, Kamala, I did it.</i>

983
00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:22,735
<i>You did it, Joe.</i>

984
00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:26,072
<i>Down my leather pants.</i>
<i>All down my leather pants.</i>

985
00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:31,827
<i>[laughs] Well, Joe, it's a good thing</i>
<i>you got on them boots. [laughs]</i>

986
00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:34,705
<i>Baby, you almost scared</i>
<i>the sugar out of me.</i>

987
00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:37,416
<i>Y'all act like that boy</i>
<i>did not just walk in here and assault me.</i>

988
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:38,751
<i>He assaulted me.</i>

989
00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:40,378
<i>We better get the feck out of here.</i>

990
00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:41,587
<i>I think you're right.</i>

991
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:44,715
<i>He just assaulted me.</i>
<i>He just put his hand, it just swole up.</i>

992
00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:47,802
<i>No, I was not tryin' to assault you,</i>
<i>Madea. I was just sayin' hi.</i>

993
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:49,637
<i>"Hi" is two letters, an H and I.</i>

994
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:53,808
<i>No, Mabel, high is</i>
<i>what I was when I got here,</i>

995
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:55,434
<i>but I ain't high now.</i>

996
00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:57,603
<i>Madea, I'm sorry, okay? I'm…</i>

997
00:39:58,854 --> 00:39:59,814
<i>My bad.</i>

998
00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:02,691
<i>It was lovely meeting you.</i>
<i>We have to go back to the hotel.</i>

999
00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:05,945
<i>And, Davi, if you want to live,</i>
<i>get your arse into that car now.</i>

1000
00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:08,072
<i>We'll see you at the graduation.</i>

1001
00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:09,824
<i>Please, please stay.</i>

1002
00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:10,950
<i>It's, uh…</i>

1003
00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:12,535
<i>Aunt Agnes, I'm going to stay here.</i>

1004
00:40:12,618 --> 00:40:15,162
<i>Well, I'm telling you now.</i>
<i>If you don't turn up to that graduation,</i>

1005
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,622
<i>I'll fecking kill you meself.</i>

1006
00:40:16,705 --> 00:40:19,834
<i>-No, no, no. Please. Uh, she's sorry.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

1007
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,085
<i>It won't happen again.</i>

1008
00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:22,336
<i>Well, I…</i>

1009
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,630
<i>It's okay, Aunt Agnes. It's okay.</i>

1010
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:27,466
<i>-Yeah. Come on. Relax. Have a seat.</i>
<i>-Yeah. Have a seat.</i>

1011
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,176
<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-Don't slide off the plastic.</i>

1012
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:32,179
<i>Get comfortable.</i>
<i>Look at these smiling faces.</i>

1013
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:35,433
<i>[Madea] Cora, you better come get</i>
<i>this bastard before I gut him like a fish.</i>

1014
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:37,435
<i>Hell, I don't want him here,</i>
<i>and he's still here.</i>

1015
00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:38,477
<i>Get his ass outta here.</i>

1016
00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:41,564
<i>-You 'bout to scare our guests again.</i>
<i>-[Madea] I don't give a… if I scare 'em.</i>

1017
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:43,482
<i>Get him outta here. He shouldn't be here.</i>

1018
00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:44,817
<i>We got guests in the house.</i>

1019
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:46,777
<i>Richard, I told you</i>
<i>not to come. Get on out.</i>

1020
00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:49,655
<i>You just spoke to him earlier</i>
<i>like he's supposed to be here.</i>

1021
00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:52,992
<i>I'm sorry, baby. I didn't mean</i>
<i>to scare you, but I don't give a damn.</i>

1022
00:40:53,075 --> 00:40:54,743
<i>-[Bam] Mabel.</i>
<i>-[Madea] What?</i>

1023
00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:56,662
<i>That's a shame.</i>

1024
00:40:56,745 --> 00:40:58,622
<i>It's all right. Don't worry about it.</i>

1025
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,086
<i>Laura, I want to thank you and your family</i>

1026
00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:06,255
<i>for the care you took with Davi.</i>

1027
00:41:06,338 --> 00:41:08,340
<i>Ah, he's very special.</i>

1028
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:12,386
<i>Yes. You know I worried about him</i>
<i>coming over to America on his own.</i>

1029
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,930
<i>-I didn't know what to expect.</i>
<i>-Well, he is doin' great.</i>

1030
00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:18,517
<i>Yes. You'll have to come</i>
<i>and visit in Ireland.</i>

1031
00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:22,396
<i>What? Oh, I like that.</i>
<i>Yeah, I heard it's beautiful there.</i>

1032
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:27,985
<i>It is. So, you, Tim, and all the family</i>
<i>come and visit Davi on the farm.</i>

1033
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:30,070
<i>The farm?</i>

1034
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,781
<i>Yes, he's goin' home</i>
<i>to take over the family farm.</i>

1035
00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:35,784
<i>Oh, I didn't… I didn't know that.</i>

1036
00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:38,621
<i>Yes, that was the deal.</i>
<i>He went to school here,</i>

1037
00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:41,040
<i>and then he comes home</i>
<i>and takes over the family farm.</i>

1038
00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:42,416
<i>He's a good boy.</i>

1039
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,626
<i>Uh, yeah, he is.</i>

1040
00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:46,378
<i>Um… So, does he know this?</i>

1041
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:47,630
<i>That he's a good boy?</i>

1042
00:41:47,713 --> 00:41:52,009
<i>[chuckles] Uh, no,</i>
<i>I mean about the family farm.</i>

1043
00:41:52,092 --> 00:41:54,553
<i>[chuckles] Oh, yes.</i>
<i>We talk about it every day.</i>

1044
00:41:55,971 --> 00:41:56,847
<i>Cool, I see.</i>

1045
00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:02,561
<i>-[gasps] Oh, lookit, that is one big cock.</i>
<i>-[Laura chuckles]</i>

1046
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,481
<i>You know, they've said that</i>
<i>a few times about me. [chuckles]</i>

1047
00:42:05,564 --> 00:42:08,108
<i>I'm glad you notice a king</i>
<i>when you see one.</i>

1048
00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:11,403
<i>[chuckles] Yeah. [chuckles]</i>

1049
00:42:11,487 --> 00:42:14,907
<i>[exhales] It's hot.</i>
<i>Is it hot in here, or is it me?</i>

1050
00:42:14,990 --> 00:42:16,784
<i>I feel… I'm sweating bullets.</i>

1051
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:20,955
<i>Maybe I'm going through the change again.</i>
<i>This'll be the third time.</i>

1052
00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:23,332
<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-Could be the long flight. [clears throat]</i>

1053
00:42:23,415 --> 00:42:24,959
<i>-Yeah.</i>
<i>-Maybe I need fresh air.</i>

1054
00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,293
<i>Yes. Yes, then let's…</i>

1055
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:27,836
<i>-We'll go to the yard.</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

1056
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,088
<i>Why we sittin' here like this?</i>

1057
00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:30,965
<i>-[Cora] Madea.</i>
<i>-They finna run an intervention?</i>

1058
00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:33,342
<i>-Tim want to talk to us.</i>
<i>-That's why the chairs like this?</i>

1059
00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:35,511
<i>-Yes.</i>
<i>-I guess he gotta tell us something.</i>

1060
00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:37,596
<i>[Laura] Ooh, all right, uh… [chuckles]</i>

1061
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,599
<i>I don't think</i>
<i>your Aunt Agnes is feeling too well.</i>

1062
00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:43,561
<i>I'm fine, I'm fine.</i>
<i>I just… I just need some fresh air.</i>

1063
00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:46,939
<i>-[Madea] Come on, sit down.</i>
<i>-Come on over here, fresh. Sit by me.</i>

1064
00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:49,441
<i>Oh, uh, thank you very much, sir.</i>

1065
00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:51,652
<i>[Brown laughing]</i>

1066
00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:54,697
<i>-Fresh air. Maybe I get you sunglasses.</i>
<i>-Sit by me, girl.</i>

1067
00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:57,366
<i>Tim, remember</i>
<i>when your great-grandmother shot that gun,</i>

1068
00:42:57,449 --> 00:42:59,451
<i>and your father jumped</i>
<i>out of the way like a coward?</i>

1069
00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:02,705
<i>-Now that was funny.</i>
<i>-There weren't nothin' funny about that.</i>

1070
00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:05,791
<i>-Yes, it was, and I'm not your son.</i>
<i>-Hey, what are you doin'?</i>

1071
00:43:05,874 --> 00:43:07,293
<i>-[Davi chuckles]</i>
<i>-[Tim] Stop it.</i>

1072
00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:09,670
<i>Look at him, he's a coward. He's a loser.</i>

1073
00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:11,630
<i>-Watch your mouth.</i>
<i>-Richard, what are you doing?</i>

1074
00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:12,881
<i>Stop this, okay?</i>

1075
00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:15,676
<i>-Who do you think you're talking to?</i>
<i>-I'm talking to you, little boy.</i>

1076
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:18,095
<i>-I'm old enough to be your father.</i>
<i>-What the hell goin' on?</i>

1077
00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:19,972
<i>Davi, Davi, stop.</i>

1078
00:43:20,055 --> 00:43:21,765
<i>-You act like you--</i>
<i>-This is about your son.</i>

1079
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:24,393
<i>I told you not come in here</i>
<i>with that mess. Now just stop.</i>

1080
00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,645
<i>You act like you don't hear this boy</i>
<i>talking like that.</i>

1081
00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:29,398
<i>-What are they arguing about?</i>
<i>-I don't know.</i>

1082
00:43:29,481 --> 00:43:33,360
<i>He's sorry, okay?</i>
<i>Can we all just sit down and… and talk?</i>

1083
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,195
<i>I just… I need to tell you guys something.</i>

1084
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:36,947
<i>-I think that's a good idea.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

1085
00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:39,617
<i>Yeah, we better do that</i>
<i>because y'all gotta get him outta here.</i>

1086
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:42,578
<i>Whatever you wanna tell us, you better</i>
<i>tell us quick to get him outta here.</i>

1087
00:43:42,661 --> 00:43:45,331
<i>So whatever you have to say,</i>
<i>baby, say it, 'cause he got to go.</i>

1088
00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:48,626
<i>-I'm runnin' out of patience.</i>
<i>-I came… I came here for my son.</i>

1089
00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:50,586
<i>-I ain't come here for all this.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Hey, Tim.</i>

1090
00:43:50,669 --> 00:43:53,422
<i>There's a lot of us</i>
<i>that don't want your Black ass here.</i>

1091
00:43:53,505 --> 00:43:54,923
<i>-You understand?</i>
<i>-[Cora] Madea!</i>

1092
00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:57,593
<i>He comin' up in here</i>
<i>with all that damn attitude.</i>

1093
00:43:57,676 --> 00:44:01,055
<i>Baby, say what you gotta say</i>
<i>before I have to hurt your daddy.</i>

1094
00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:03,098
<i>I'm not like your mama,</i>
<i>who gonna be all kind.</i>

1095
00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:05,809
<i>-Shut up. Say what you gotta say, son.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

1096
00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:08,604
<i>Are there gonna be guns again?</i>
<i>Because Mummy can't take anymore.</i>

1097
00:44:08,687 --> 00:44:11,273
<i>-I would love to say no, but--</i>
<i>-[Madea] I can't make no promises.</i>

1098
00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:13,734
<i>-I stay locks and loaded.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Probably.</i>

1099
00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:14,985
<i>He's sorry.</i>

1100
00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:16,528
<i>You ain't gotta apologize for me.</i>

1101
00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:20,324
<i>You mad at her too 'cause of how she got</i>
<i>you in the divorce helpin' my sister?</i>

1102
00:44:20,407 --> 00:44:21,825
<i>-She didn't get me.</i>
<i>-Please.</i>

1103
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:23,661
<i>-You better tell 'em.</i>
<i>-Can you stop?</i>

1104
00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:25,120
<i>-Can you?</i>
<i>-Yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>

1105
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,998
<i>You right. We talked about this.</i>
<i>I will try. I will try.</i>

1106
00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:28,957
<i>[Madea] What the hell?</i>

1107
00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:31,210
<i>-Wait, Mabel.</i>
<i>-I'm trackin' with you, Bam.</i>

1108
00:44:31,293 --> 00:44:34,213
<i>-Right, right.</i>
<i>-We talked about this. What's goin' on?</i>

1109
00:44:34,296 --> 00:44:35,923
<i>Are they not divorced?</i>

1110
00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:39,301
<i>-Wait, now Irish is catchin' up with us.</i>
<i>-I need subscripts.</i>

1111
00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:43,639
<i>I… I'm not fully caught up</i>
<i>'cause I don't know what, mm, is goin' on.</i>

1112
00:44:43,722 --> 00:44:46,350
<i>Okay, look,</i>
<i>can we all just please listen to Tim?</i>

1113
00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:49,978
<i>Please, this is about Tim, okay?</i>

1114
00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:51,647
<i>Can you all just chill?</i>

1115
00:44:51,730 --> 00:44:52,731
<i>All right, great.</i>

1116
00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:54,650
<i>Tim, baby, you got the floor, okay?</i>

1117
00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:56,985
<i>Maybe only ten seconds, but please go.</i>

1118
00:44:58,070 --> 00:45:02,783
<i>I've done this before. [slurring speech]</i>
<i>My name is Agnes, and I am an alcoholic.</i>

1119
00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:04,785
<i>-[Madea] That ain't what this is.</i>
<i>-Okay, sorry.</i>

1120
00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:06,620
<i>I'm sorry.</i>
<i>Whatever you got to say, say it.</i>

1121
00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:09,915
<i>Okay, um…</i>

1122
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:11,375
<i>Uh…</i>

1123
00:45:14,002 --> 00:45:14,920
<i>Okay, uh…</i>

1124
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:17,381
<i>You got this.</i>

1125
00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:23,846
<i>Uh, family, um, this is</i>
<i>really hard for me to say,</i>

1126
00:45:23,929 --> 00:45:27,307
<i>and I've been struggling</i>
<i>with how to tell you this.</i>

1127
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:29,476
<i>So, uh…</i>

1128
00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:32,271
<i>I'm…</i>

1129
00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:34,606
<i>I'm just gonna say it.</i>

1130
00:45:35,607 --> 00:45:37,276
<i>Uh, I'm…</i>

1131
00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:41,238
<i>I'm… I'm gay.</i>

1132
00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:44,366
<i>[sighs] So…</i>

1133
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:58,589
<i>That's it? That's all you wanna say?</i>
<i>Well, baby, we knew that.</i>

1134
00:45:58,672 --> 00:46:00,549
<i>-[Bam] Right.</i>
<i>-We already knew that.</i>

1135
00:46:00,632 --> 00:46:03,010
<i>Wait. You guys don't wanna talk</i>
<i>about me being gay?</i>

1136
00:46:03,093 --> 00:46:05,262
<i>We been talking about that for years.</i>
<i>We all knew that.</i>

1137
00:46:05,345 --> 00:46:08,515
<i>We all talked about it.</i>
<i>We were waitin' on you to say somethin'.</i>

1138
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:11,560
<i>We don't rush nobody. You come out</i>
<i>when you want to. That's fine.</i>

1139
00:46:11,643 --> 00:46:13,896
<i>-You all right. We know that.</i>
<i>-Mom, really?</i>

1140
00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:15,773
<i>[Madea] We knew when you was a little boy.</i>

1141
00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:16,857
<i>We knew.</i>

1142
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:19,777
<i>Yeah, baby, when somebody love you,</i>
<i>it don't matter if you gay or not.</i>

1143
00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:21,653
<i>They gonna love you anyway.</i>
<i>And we love you.</i>

1144
00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:23,947
<i>-Your family loves you, okay?</i>
<i>-I'm so proud of you.</i>

1145
00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:25,783
<i>[Madea] You ain't good at being down low.</i>

1146
00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:27,785
<i>-Oh man.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

1147
00:46:27,868 --> 00:46:31,079
<i>-That's embarrassing.</i>
<i>-No, don't be embarrassed. Proud of you.</i>

1148
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:33,791
<i>-I love you, guys.</i>
<i>-[Madea] I love you too.</i>

1149
00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,125
<i>But back to my question.</i>

1150
00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:37,544
<i>Why the hell was y'all two talking?</i>
<i>What y'all talking about?</i>

1151
00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:39,880
<i>-Tim.</i>
<i>-Richard, don't.</i>

1152
00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:42,132
<i>Told you I didn't wanna come here.</i>
<i>But for you, I came.</i>

1153
00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:44,343
<i>-[Sylvia] Richard.</i>
<i>-I came for you. No, I came for you.</i>

1154
00:46:44,426 --> 00:46:45,385
<i>Damn this family.</i>

1155
00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:47,054
<i>-Damn the family?</i>
<i>-[clamoring]</i>

1156
00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:49,097
<i>I… I… I told you this wouldn't work.</i>

1157
00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:52,893
<i>We're supposed to be celebrating</i>
<i>Tim tonight, okay? Can we focus on him?</i>

1158
00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:55,354
<i>Now Sylvia, she wants</i>
<i>to beat around the bush.</i>

1159
00:46:55,437 --> 00:46:58,315
<i>-I'm gonna be straight up and tell y'all.</i>
<i>-What are you doing?</i>

1160
00:46:58,398 --> 00:47:00,025
<i>-We gettin' married.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

1161
00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:01,485
<i>[Brown] Shut up!</i>

1162
00:47:01,568 --> 00:47:03,153
<i>He getting married to your best friend?</i>

1163
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:08,617
<i>I am so glad that you are not refunded.</i>

1164
00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:09,618
<i>[Madea] Refunded?</i>

1165
00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:10,786
<i>[Bam] Yes.</i>

1166
00:47:10,869 --> 00:47:14,540
<i>'Cause it's so good</i>
<i>to have a policeman right in your family</i>

1167
00:47:14,623 --> 00:47:17,042
<i>for such a time as this.</i>

1168
00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:18,710
<i>-It sure is. Thank you.</i>
<i>-[Brown] True.</i>

1169
00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:20,963
<i>Just… just take a second.</i>

1170
00:47:21,046 --> 00:47:22,798
<i>Laura, you gonna say something?</i>

1171
00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:25,884
<i>Hell, no! You… Are you kidding me?</i>

1172
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:29,137
<i>Look, you need to get out now.</i>

1173
00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:30,514
<i>Now.</i>

1174
00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:32,474
<i>Ellie, sweetie…</i>

1175
00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:33,934
<i>-[Ellie] Yeah--</i>
<i>-Sweet baby sis.</i>

1176
00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:36,854
<i>It's all right. It's fine.</i>
<i>I'm happy for you two.</i>

1177
00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:37,938
<i>[Madea] Stop that lyin'.</i>

1178
00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:40,983
<i>Walk over there, punch that girl</i>
<i>in her throat and knock them teeth out.</i>

1179
00:47:41,066 --> 00:47:43,569
<i>Then I'mma go and grab her</i>
<i>and knock her ass down.</i>

1180
00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:45,404
<i>I got him.</i>
<i>You just do what you need to do.</i>

1181
00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:47,072
<i>-[Cora] Madea!</i>
<i>-We all got your back.</i>

1182
00:47:47,155 --> 00:47:48,907
<i>[Madea] Put them stilettos</i>
<i>down her throat.</i>

1183
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,785
<i>Madea, please. All right?</i>
<i>Everybody just chill out.</i>

1184
00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:54,121
<i>Nobody's thinkin' and carin' about this.</i>

1185
00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:56,832
<i>-This weekend is about my baby.</i>
<i>-[Cora] That's right.</i>

1186
00:47:56,915 --> 00:47:59,209
<i>-I have waited for this a long time.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

1187
00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:02,462
<i>Graduating valedictorian.</i>
<i>This is Black boy joy at its finest.</i>

1188
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:06,800
<i>If we could please</i>
<i>act like family for two seconds.</i>

1189
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:09,303
<i>-Fake it till we make it?</i>
<i>-That's right.</i>

1190
00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:11,430
<i>That's fine, but they're not our family.</i>

1191
00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:13,432
<i>[Madea] That's right,</i>
<i>not our family. Got to go.</i>

1192
00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:14,349
<i>Got to.</i>

1193
00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:16,476
<i>My son want me here.</i>
<i>I ain't goin' nowhere.</i>

1194
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,561
<i>[Madea grunts]</i>

1195
00:48:17,644 --> 00:48:19,563
<i>[shotgun cocking]</i>

1196
00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:20,772
<i>-[Brown shouts]</i>
<i>-[clamoring]</i>

1197
00:48:20,856 --> 00:48:23,817
<i>-Madea! What are you doin'?</i>
<i>-What you say about stayin'?</i>

1198
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:24,943
<i>I guess we be goin'.</i>

1199
00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:26,987
<i>I'll see you at graduation, son.</i>
<i>I'm proud of you.</i>

1200
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,822
<i>All right. Let's go. Babe, let's go.</i>

1201
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,700
<i>[Bam] She's so pretty. [laughs]</i>

1202
00:48:31,783 --> 00:48:33,660
<i>Cora, I got to pee.</i>

1203
00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:35,662
<i>-Don't do that.</i>
<i>-Don't want me to say it out loud?</i>

1204
00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:37,122
<i>-No.</i>
<i>-Cora, I gotta pee.</i>

1205
00:48:37,205 --> 00:48:38,790
<i>-What you--</i>
<i>-Cora, I got to pee.</i>

1206
00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:40,584
<i>-Would you go on?</i>
<i>-I'mma go pee.</i>

1207
00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:42,169
<i>-What the hell?</i>
<i>-Don't be long.</i>

1208
00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:46,590
<i>And if you are long,</i>
<i>bring it back. [laughing]</i>

1209
00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:49,343
<i>What a wonderful family.</i>
<i>I really like them.</i>

1210
00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:50,719
<i>They're so funny.</i>

1211
00:48:50,802 --> 00:48:52,554
<i>[laughing]</i>

1212
00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:54,598
<i>-Aunt Bam.</i>
<i>-[Davi] You seem a bit off.</i>

1213
00:48:54,681 --> 00:48:56,224
<i>I just like dark humor.</i>

1214
00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:57,517
<i>[Cora] Oh, what…</i>

1215
00:48:58,143 --> 00:49:00,979
<i>Wait a minute. I…</i>
<i>Somethin' is wrong with Mr. Brown.</i>

1216
00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:03,398
<i>I think it's sugar.</i>
<i>I need to check his sugar.</i>

1217
00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:06,485
<i>You have candy. I need to give him</i>
<i>some more candy. Where's your purse?</i>

1218
00:49:06,568 --> 00:49:08,862
<i>-Cora, you been in my purse?</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

1219
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:11,531
<i>-You gave them candy out of my purse?</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

1220
00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:14,242
<i>-[Madea] How many you give 'em?</i>
<i>-[Cora] They had four or five of 'em.</i>

1221
00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:16,536
<i>Oh, hell, no.</i>
<i>Cora, that's weed you gave 'em.</i>

1222
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,789
<i>-[splutters] What? Weed!</i>
<i>-Yes, they high as hell.</i>

1223
00:49:18,872 --> 00:49:20,248
<i>My great-aunt is high?</i>

1224
00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:22,542
<i>Eh, I love you. I love you.</i>

1225
00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:23,794
<i>Davi, I love you.</i>

1226
00:49:23,877 --> 00:49:25,712
<i>I love him. I love him.</i>

1227
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:28,715
<i>I love you too.</i>
<i>I feel like I'm 16. I love you.</i>

1228
00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:30,717
<i>Let me go check on Mr. Brown.</i>

1229
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:32,636
<i>[screams] Cora!</i>

1230
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,262
<i>Oh, hell, Brown.</i>

1231
00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:35,639
<i>Oh, hell, no. Hold on.</i>

1232
00:49:35,722 --> 00:49:37,808
<i>-They call me the Brown Panther!</i>
<i>-[Agnes] Jump!</i>

1233
00:49:37,891 --> 00:49:39,226
<i>-Watch me fly!</i>
<i>-[Cora] Mr. Brown!</i>

1234
00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:41,019
<i>Agnes, catch me, baby.</i>

1235
00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:43,730
<i>I'mma fly. Can I fly? I can fly, Cora!</i>

1236
00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:46,274
<i>[screams] Watch me fly!</i>

1237
00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:48,777
<i>-Cora, I'mma fly.</i>
<i>-[laughs] Burn yourself up.</i>

1238
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:51,738
<i>-Now you jump off a roof. [laughs]</i>
<i>-[Brown screaming]</i>

1239
00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:55,701
<i>Hey, I need to get some of what</i>
<i>you've been out there gettin', Brown.</i>

1240
00:49:55,784 --> 00:49:57,703
<i>-Somebody, help him down.</i>
<i>-[screaming]</i>

1241
00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:00,247
<i>-[all scream]</i>
<i>-[body thuds on ground]</i>

1242
00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,917
<i>-[Brown grunts]</i>
<i>-Now that looked like it feckin' hurt.</i>

1243
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,502
<i>-I missed.</i>
<i>-[Brown coughs]</i>

1244
00:50:05,585 --> 00:50:08,005
<i>-Sorry, Brown.</i>
<i>-Should've got a video.</i>

1245
00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:10,382
<i>Can you believe they got high?</i>

1246
00:50:11,508 --> 00:50:15,220
<i>I mean, come on. You never know</i>
<i>what you're gonna find in a Madea purse.</i>

1247
00:50:15,303 --> 00:50:17,681
<i>Mm-hmm. Ain't that the truth?</i>

1248
00:50:18,890 --> 00:50:19,850
<i>You okay, though?</i>

1249
00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:22,978
<i>Yeah, um, I'm fine. I'm fine.</i>

1250
00:50:24,312 --> 00:50:25,188
<i>No.</i>

1251
00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:26,106
<i>What?</i>

1252
00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:27,024
<i>You… [chuckles]</i>

1253
00:50:27,107 --> 00:50:29,651
<i>You were so happy,</i>
<i>but after dinner you got sad.</i>

1254
00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:31,695
<i>[sighs] No, it's okay.</i>

1255
00:50:31,778 --> 00:50:34,406
<i>I mean, it… it's been a day, you know?</i>

1256
00:50:34,489 --> 00:50:36,283
<i>There's a lot going on and…</i>

1257
00:50:36,366 --> 00:50:40,537
<i>Now Davi's family is talking about</i>
<i>he needs to go back to Europe and…</i>

1258
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,205
<i>And that makes you sad?</i>

1259
00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:44,291
<i>Well, I mean…</i>

1260
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:49,546
<i>I know how much Davi loves Tim.</i>

1261
00:50:49,629 --> 00:50:50,964
<i>Yeah. Mm-hmm.</i>

1262
00:50:52,215 --> 00:50:53,133
<i>Yeah.</i>

1263
00:50:53,216 --> 00:50:54,801
<i>I'm glad they came out.</i>

1264
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,970
<i>[chuckles] Did they, though?</i>

1265
00:50:57,679 --> 00:50:59,139
<i>Well, where were you? [chuckling]</i>

1266
00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:00,766
<i>Oh, I was there.</i>

1267
00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:02,476
<i>-I was there.</i>
<i>-Uh-huh.</i>

1268
00:51:02,976 --> 00:51:04,311
<i>But did Davi come out?</i>

1269
00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:07,022
<i>-[laughs]</i>
<i>-Or just my baby. I'm just saying.</i>

1270
00:51:07,105 --> 00:51:09,608
<i>-Yes, you… Actually, you are right.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

1271
00:51:10,108 --> 00:51:13,528
<i>Maybe he didn't want his family to know</i>

1272
00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:16,364
<i>that he was…</i>
<i>You know, he wasn't expecting them.</i>

1273
00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:18,116
<i>Maybe.</i>

1274
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,951
<i>I just want them to be happy.</i>

1275
00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:22,954
<i>So, how about, uh, Sylvia and Richard?</i>

1276
00:51:23,455 --> 00:51:27,793
<i>Mm. Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.</i>
<i>I don't wanna think about him or her.</i>

1277
00:51:27,876 --> 00:51:32,589
<i>[inhales] I just want to focus</i>
<i>on my baby's graduation. [groans]</i>

1278
00:51:33,715 --> 00:51:35,008
<i>-That's it.</i>
<i>-[knocking on door]</i>

1279
00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:36,718
<i>Come in.</i>

1280
00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:38,428
<i>-Hey there.</i>
<i>-[chuckles] Hey.</i>

1281
00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:41,515
<i>I was getting ready to go to bed,</i>
<i>but I wanted to come check on you.</i>

1282
00:51:41,598 --> 00:51:43,308
<i>I know this been a rough day.</i>

1283
00:51:43,391 --> 00:51:45,477
<i>-[Laura] Yeah. I'm good.</i>
<i>-You good?</i>

1284
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,354
<i>-Mm-hmm. Yeah.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

1285
00:51:47,437 --> 00:51:49,564
<i>I don't wanna talk about it. I'm good.</i>

1286
00:51:49,648 --> 00:51:51,650
<i>-You don't wanna talk about it?</i>
<i>-Mm-mmm.</i>

1287
00:51:51,733 --> 00:51:54,736
<i>Okay, well, my house, my rules,</i>
<i>so we're gonna talk about it.</i>

1288
00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:56,196
<i>Oh, okay.</i>

1289
00:51:56,279 --> 00:52:00,075
<i>That man ran off with your best friend.</i>
<i>I don't understand. That's horrible.</i>

1290
00:52:00,158 --> 00:52:02,244
<i>Just terrible</i>
<i>that they would just leave you like that.</i>

1291
00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:06,498
<i>Well, they didn't steal</i>
<i>or run off or any of that.</i>

1292
00:52:06,581 --> 00:52:10,335
<i>I just… I mean… I just wish</i>
<i>they'd told me about it. That's it.</i>

1293
00:52:10,418 --> 00:52:13,922
<i>[chuckles] Let me tell you two things.</i>
<i>I want you to remember this here.</i>

1294
00:52:14,005 --> 00:52:16,258
<i>You always know.</i>
<i>God always send you a sign.</i>

1295
00:52:16,341 --> 00:52:19,469
<i>People look for a oak tree,</i>
<i>and God dropped a little acorn.</i>

1296
00:52:19,553 --> 00:52:22,139
<i>You got to pay attention to the acorn.</i>
<i>That's number one, okay?</i>

1297
00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:25,225
<i>And number two, if you don't remember</i>
<i>nothing else I tell you, remember this.</i>

1298
00:52:25,308 --> 00:52:26,768
<i>I learned this a long time ago.</i>

1299
00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:30,605
<i>Never let your girlfriend</i>
<i>and your man hang out too often.</i>

1300
00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:35,110
<i>So you think</i>
<i>this all happened before my divorce?</i>

1301
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:39,781
<i>Sometimes I think that the mall is open,</i>
<i>but ain't nobody shoppin'.</i>

1302
00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:41,783
<i>I sti… I don't…</i>

1303
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:44,119
<i>-O… o… okay.</i>
<i>-[Ellie] What?</i>

1304
00:52:44,202 --> 00:52:46,580
<i>Okay. Nothing.</i>
<i>[chuckles] You like your mama.</i>

1305
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:47,956
<i>Think about it, baby.</i>

1306
00:52:48,039 --> 00:52:50,750
<i>You and this girl talk every day</i>
<i>while she helping with your divorce.</i>

1307
00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:52,961
<i>When did they find time</i>
<i>to start dating, fall in love,</i>

1308
00:52:53,044 --> 00:52:55,297
<i>and do all this if it wasn't before then?</i>

1309
00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:56,715
<i>That's what I'm saying.</i>

1310
00:52:56,798 --> 00:52:59,050
<i>-[Madea] See, I knew it.</i>
<i>-Yeah. Mm-hmm.</i>

1311
00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:01,469
<i>And baby, it hurts.</i>
<i>My girlfriend stole my man.</i>

1312
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:03,221
<i>I mean, we were so close.</i>

1313
00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:06,183
<i>I mean, she just…</i>
<i>Ooh, she walked out with him.</i>

1314
00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:09,477
<i>It was bad. Real bad.</i>
<i>I don't wanna talk about it.</i>

1315
00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:13,523
<i>-I think she wants to talk about it.</i>
<i>-Uh, Madea?</i>

1316
00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:14,524
<i>[Madea] Hmm?</i>

1317
00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:16,318
<i>Would you like to talk about--</i>

1318
00:53:16,401 --> 00:53:18,987
<i>-I said I don't want to talk about it.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

1319
00:53:19,487 --> 00:53:22,324
<i>It was December 1st, 1955.</i>

1320
00:53:22,407 --> 00:53:23,742
<i>[women laughing]</i>

1321
00:53:23,825 --> 00:53:25,410
<i>Bye, Laverne and Shirley.</i>

1322
00:53:25,493 --> 00:53:27,287
<i>[classical music playing]</i>

1323
00:53:28,413 --> 00:53:29,456
<i>Archie?</i>

1324
00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:32,834
<i>I'll never forget it.</i>
<i>There I was in Montgomery, Alabama.</i>

1325
00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:33,960
<i>Archie, where are you?</i>

1326
00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,879
<i>And my girlfriend Rose, we was roommates.</i>

1327
00:53:35,962 --> 00:53:36,796
<i>Archie?</i>

1328
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,048
<i>And she left me.</i>

1329
00:53:38,131 --> 00:53:39,466
<i>Archie, where are you?</i>

1330
00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:40,967
<i>Archie?</i>

1331
00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:44,221
<i>He had moved out.</i>
<i>Took everything out of the damn house.</i>

1332
00:53:44,304 --> 00:53:47,641
<i>Why are all your clothes gone</i>
<i>from the dresser? Oh no.</i>

1333
00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:49,976
<i>Whatever am I going to do? Archie?</i>

1334
00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,561
<i>I was like, what is going on?</i>

1335
00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:54,648
<i>Archie? Are you in the kitchen?</i>

1336
00:53:56,524 --> 00:53:57,651
<i>Archie, where are you?</i>

1337
00:53:57,734 --> 00:53:59,736
<i>I started looking all around.</i>
<i>I can't find nothing.</i>

1338
00:53:59,819 --> 00:54:01,321
<i>I'm looking for my man. He was gone.</i>

1339
00:54:01,404 --> 00:54:03,698
<i>Oh no. Oh God.</i>

1340
00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:06,493
<i>I knew he was messing around</i>
<i>with somebody. I didn't know who it was.</i>

1341
00:54:06,576 --> 00:54:07,535
<i>So terribly sad.</i>

1342
00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:09,037
<i>He wasn't gonna just walk out on me.</i>

1343
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,831
<i>He did it. Then Bill Clinton did it</i>
<i>later on. I wasn't finna have that.</i>

1344
00:54:11,915 --> 00:54:15,752
<i>Operator, give me 1-2 Montgomery 0-6.</i>

1345
00:54:17,295 --> 00:54:20,298
<i>Hi, is this the NAACP office?</i>

1346
00:54:21,174 --> 00:54:24,511
<i>Is my girlfriend Rose there?</i>
<i>I'm so terribly upset.</i>

1347
00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:27,806
<i>I can't find Archie anywhere,</i>
<i>and I'm in this terrible dilemma.</i>

1348
00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:29,266
<i>Wait.</i>

1349
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:30,976
<i>Oh no.</i>

1350
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:33,895
<i>I think her things are gone too.</i>

1351
00:54:34,562 --> 00:54:36,648
<i>Do you think they left together?</i>

1352
00:54:36,731 --> 00:54:40,193
<i>[suspenseful music playing]</i>

1353
00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:43,446
<i>So then I went to her job. She work</i>
<i>over there at the N… </i>[splutters]<i> …CP.</i>

1354
00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:44,364
<i>Rose?</i>

1355
00:54:45,365 --> 00:54:46,241
<i>Where's Rose?</i>

1356
00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:49,369
<i>Excuse me. I'm looking for Rose.</i>

1357
00:54:49,452 --> 00:54:51,204
<i>Everybody gonna act like they don't know?</i>

1358
00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:55,542
<i>Somebody better tell me</i>
<i>where the hell Rose is at up in here.</i>

1359
00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:57,877
<i>Where's Rose? Where is Rose?</i>

1360
00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:01,464
<i>[workers exclaiming]</i>

1361
00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:04,259
<i>Where she at?</i>
<i>Don't nobody know where Rose at?</i>

1362
00:55:04,342 --> 00:55:07,762
<i>Y'all don't know where Rose at?</i>
<i>Don't nobody know where Rose at?</i>

1363
00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:10,181
<i>Where's Rose at? Where's Rose at?</i>

1364
00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:12,434
<i>Where's she at up in this…</i>

1365
00:55:12,517 --> 00:55:16,980
<i>Where Rose? Where Rose?</i>
<i>Where Rose? Where Rose? Where Rose?</i>

1366
00:55:17,063 --> 00:55:20,483
<i>Is Rose in here?</i>
<i>I don't see Rose. Where's Rose?</i>

1367
00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:24,029
<i>Somebody gon' tell me where Rose is at?</i>
<i>Where is Rose at?</i>

1368
00:55:25,030 --> 00:55:26,197
<i>[sobbing]</i>

1369
00:55:26,281 --> 00:55:29,576
<i>I'd been driving all around</i>
<i>looking for her everywhere.</i>

1370
00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:32,162
<i>Then I look up on the bus,</i>
<i>and there she is.</i>

1371
00:55:32,245 --> 00:55:34,289
<i>What the hell?</i>
<i>I know she ain't on this bus.</i>

1372
00:55:34,372 --> 00:55:39,252
<i>I saw her on the bus, and I pulled</i>
<i>in front of that bus in my car.</i>

1373
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:40,503
<i>And the bus driver say…</i>

1374
00:55:40,587 --> 00:55:43,340
<i>[as Southern man] </i>"Ma'am, you can't
do that. This Montgomery, Alabama."

1375
00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:44,924
<i>And I was like, "I don't care."</i>

1376
00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:47,010
<i>I know damn well</i>
<i>you hear me on this bus, Rosa.</i>

1377
00:55:47,093 --> 00:55:50,597
<i>I got out, and I stabbed them tires</i>
<i>with everything I had in me.</i>

1378
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,183
<i>Rosa, I don't… Get off the bus, Rosa.</i>

1379
00:55:53,725 --> 00:55:56,186
<i>Rosa, don't sit there like…</i>
<i>Bus driver get back.</i>

1380
00:55:56,269 --> 00:55:57,645
<i>You better open this door.</i>

1381
00:55:57,729 --> 00:56:00,315
<i>Get off the bus, Rosa.</i>
<i>I'mma get you, Rosa.</i>

1382
00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:01,983
<i>You see me, Rosa.</i>

1383
00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:06,279
<i>Get Rosa off the damn bus. Rosa.</i>

1384
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:09,074
<i>That's all right. I'm picketing.</i>
<i>I'm taking a picture.</i>

1385
00:56:09,157 --> 00:56:11,576
<i>I'm taking a picture of all this sh…</i>
<i>I see you, Rosa.</i>

1386
00:56:11,659 --> 00:56:13,703
<i>This is Madea. It is 19…</i>

1387
00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:17,791
<i>That's Rosa, Rosa Parks.</i>
<i>Y'all know her. I'm gonna post this in…</i>

1388
00:56:17,874 --> 00:56:22,379
<i>It's 1955, but I'mma post it</i>
<i>as soon as I know what year the…</i>

1389
00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:26,508
<i>I'mma post it one day,</i>
<i>but I'm taking it on my iPhone.</i>

1390
00:56:26,591 --> 00:56:28,968
<i>I mean my aPhone</i>
<i>‘cause they didn't have iPhone back then,</i>

1391
00:56:29,052 --> 00:56:31,471
<i>‘cause it was A before I, but…</i>

1392
00:56:31,554 --> 00:56:33,723
<i>That's Rosa Parks,</i>
<i>and that's Archie back there.</i>

1393
00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:34,974
<i>That's my man, Archie.</i>

1394
00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:38,436
<i>She stole him from me, and I started</i>
<i>the Civil Rights Movement 'cause of this.</i>

1395
00:56:38,937 --> 00:56:41,564
<i>I was like, "Rosa, get off the bus.</i>
<i>I just wanna talk to you."</i>

1396
00:56:41,648 --> 00:56:44,442
<i>So she stayed on the bus.</i>
<i>The man got mad. White people got mad.</i>

1397
00:56:44,526 --> 00:56:46,903
<i>Next thing I know,</i>
<i>Martin Luther King was there.</i>

1398
00:56:46,986 --> 00:56:49,406
<i>Uh, Jesse Jackson, Millie Jackson.</i>

1399
00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:51,533
<i>Uh, J… J… Little Janet was there.</i>

1400
00:56:51,616 --> 00:56:54,202
<i>La Toya, Reba.</i>
<i>All them Jacksons were there marching</i>

1401
00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:56,329
<i>and protesting down there in 1955.</i>

1402
00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:59,624
<i>-What Rosa are you talkin' about?</i>
<i>-Rosa Parks.</i>

1403
00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:02,836
<i>-The</i> Rosa Parks?
-[Madea]<i> </i>No, no, her name is Rose.

1404
00:57:02,919 --> 00:57:06,214
<i>Ain't no </i>the <i>Rose.</i>
<i>She became Rosa Parks after all of that.</i>

1405
00:57:06,297 --> 00:57:07,924
<i>You know why Rosa didn't get off that bus?</i>

1406
00:57:08,007 --> 00:57:10,969
<i>People think she was trying to help</i>
<i>Black people. That is not what happened.</i>

1407
00:57:11,052 --> 00:57:13,721
<i>Only reason Rosa didn't get off,</i>
<i>she didn't wanna get her ass whooped,</i>

1408
00:57:13,805 --> 00:57:15,014
<i>'cause she stole my man.</i>

1409
00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:16,349
<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-[both chuckle]</i>

1410
00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:17,267
<i>[Madea] And now look.</i>

1411
00:57:17,350 --> 00:57:22,564
<i>Look, Rosa Parks</i>
<i>is a whole entire Civil Rights hero.</i>

1412
00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:24,232
<i>She’s a shero.</i>

1413
00:57:24,315 --> 00:57:25,608
<i>And you know why she’s a shero?</i>

1414
00:57:25,692 --> 00:57:28,361
<i>Because I would not let her</i>
<i>get off that bus.</i>

1415
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:30,447
<i>Next thing you know,</i>
<i>y'all can sit anywhere you want.</i>

1416
00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:31,990
<i>Thank me. You're welcome. Praise Him.</i>

1417
00:57:32,073 --> 00:57:33,199
<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-Thank you.</i>

1418
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:34,951
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>
<i>-Madea praise.</i>

1419
00:57:35,034 --> 00:57:38,955
<i>That’s right. Thank you. I'm just saying</i>
<i>that all that bad that was,</i>

1420
00:57:39,038 --> 00:57:41,583
<i>me… me mad at her</i>
<i>and wantin' to fight her, right?</i>

1421
00:57:41,666 --> 00:57:43,376
<i>But look at the good that came out of it.</i>

1422
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:46,713
<i>Look at what has happened for Negroes</i>
<i>because of what I did. You understand?</i>

1423
00:57:46,796 --> 00:57:48,715
<i>-Cause and effect.</i>
<i>-[Madea] I did that. Right.</i>

1424
00:57:48,798 --> 00:57:52,135
<i>So, when we get to the graduation,</i>
<i>I want you to have some cause and effect.</i>

1425
00:57:52,218 --> 00:57:57,265
<i>Grab Sylvia and punch her</i>
<i>dead in her damn face at that graduation.</i>

1426
00:57:57,348 --> 00:58:00,435
<i>Come on, come on. Where's your thug?</i>
<i>Get your inner thug out.</i>

1427
00:58:00,518 --> 00:58:03,688
<i>If did that to Rose, then you do it too.</i>
<i>That was back in the day, baby.</i>

1428
00:58:03,771 --> 00:58:05,648
<i>I was young and sexy. I was 20 years old.</i>

1429
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:08,318
<i>Okay. So if you were about 20 back then,</i>

1430
00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:12,238
<i>if I do the math and I carry the one,</i>
<i>you'd be about 95 by now.</i>

1431
00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:15,783
<i>[chuckles] Black don't crack.</i>
<i>Unless you're using it. [chuckles]</i>

1432
00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:19,913
<i>I took this back in 19 and 55.</i>
<i>There it is. I took that picture.</i>

1433
00:58:21,206 --> 00:58:22,040
<i>Okay.</i>

1434
00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:25,084
<i>Ha ha. Proof is in the pudding.</i>

1435
00:58:28,004 --> 00:58:29,672
<i>[indistinct chattering]</i>

1436
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,928
<i>[upbeat Irish music playing]</i>

1437
00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:43,561
<i>Yes, ma'am.</i>

1438
00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:45,063
<i>Oh.</i>

1439
00:58:46,814 --> 00:58:47,649
<i>[groans]</i>

1440
00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:49,776
<i>Hmm. Get them dishes clean.</i>

1441
00:58:49,859 --> 00:58:51,778
<i>-Well, hello.</i>
<i>-Hello, Cora.</i>

1442
00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:53,947
<i>-How are you? Good to see you.</i>
<i>-Hello, Laura.</i>

1443
00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:55,490
<i>How you doin'? How you feelin'?</i>

1444
00:58:55,573 --> 00:58:57,116
<i>[sighs] Terribly embarrassed.</i>

1445
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,578
<i>Uh, why? You didn't do anything</i>
<i>to feel embarrassed. It wasn't your fault.</i>

1446
00:59:00,662 --> 00:59:02,247
<i>-We're so sorry.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

1447
00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:05,542
<i>Could… could I speak</i>
<i>to Madea alone, please?</i>

1448
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:07,001
<i>Sure, sure. Madea.</i>

1449
00:59:07,085 --> 00:59:08,545
<i>-We can take this outside.</i>
<i>-Thank you.</i>

1450
00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:09,837
<i>Yeah, come on, sit down, honey.</i>

1451
00:59:09,921 --> 00:59:12,006
<i>-Can I help?</i>
<i>-Uh, sure. Take this.</i>

1452
00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:14,926
<i>-Okay. Thanks.</i>
<i>-Come right over this way. Right this way.</i>

1453
00:59:15,009 --> 00:59:16,302
<i>Good to see you, baby.</i>

1454
00:59:17,136 --> 00:59:19,597
<i>-How you doin', hon?</i>
<i>-Hello, Madea.</i>

1455
00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:23,017
<i>Ma… Madea, I'm very embarrassed</i>
<i>about last night.</i>

1456
00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:25,645
<i>Honey, ain't nothing</i>
<i>to be embarrassed about. Okay?</i>

1457
00:59:25,728 --> 00:59:27,105
<i>I was a foolish old woman.</i>

1458
00:59:27,188 --> 00:59:29,983
<i>Don't worry. We all been</i>
<i>foolish old women for somebody.</i>

1459
00:59:30,066 --> 00:59:31,401
<i>-[laughs] We have.</i>
<i>-It's all right.</i>

1460
00:59:31,484 --> 00:59:33,778
<i>-Yes. Oh, and thank you.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

1461
00:59:33,861 --> 00:59:37,490
<i>You know, when you get old,</i>
<i>you get stiff and achy.</i>

1462
00:59:38,157 --> 00:59:40,034
<i>Truth be told, that's why I use it.</i>

1463
00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:40,994
<i>-Yes.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

1464
00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:43,454
<i>-I woke this morning with no pains.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

1465
00:59:43,538 --> 00:59:45,873
<i>[chuckles] Yeah,</i>
<i>I was singing and dancing.</i>

1466
00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:47,834
<i>[chuckles] Yep, I wake up like that too.</i>

1467
00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:49,502
<i>My nipples were like two bullets.</i>

1468
00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:50,962
<i>[both laughing]</i>

1469
00:59:51,045 --> 00:59:53,131
<i>I haven't felt that alive in years.</i>

1470
00:59:54,757 --> 00:59:56,551
<i>Oh, you want some more, don't you?</i>

1471
00:59:57,135 --> 00:59:58,136
<i>Oh, like an addict.</i>

1472
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,514
<i>Ok… [chuckles] Okay. I'mma give it to you,</i>

1473
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:04,976
<i>but you gotta be careful with this stuff.</i>
<i>Let me tell you, the key is this,</i>

1474
01:00:05,059 --> 01:00:08,021
<i>you eat a little bit something before</i>
<i>then take a little now, a little later.</i>

1475
01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:10,857
<i>-You got to microdose it, understand?</i>
<i>-Yes, thank you.</i>

1476
01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:13,067
<i>Go on, take a little bit.</i>
<i>I'm just gonna give you one.</i>

1477
01:00:13,151 --> 01:00:14,569
<i>-Thank you very much.</i>
<i>-Just one.</i>

1478
01:00:14,652 --> 01:00:17,947
<i>Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mmm.</i>

1479
01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:19,699
<i>Oh, that is gorgeous.</i>

1480
01:00:19,782 --> 01:00:22,535
<i>Yep. You know, I make this myself.</i>

1481
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,787
<i>-Do you?</i>
<i>-Yes, I got the recipe.</i>

1482
01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:26,581
<i>I'll give it to you,</i>
<i>but you gotta be careful</i>

1483
01:00:26,664 --> 01:00:30,043
<i>because if you do too much, you'll get</i>
<i>five to ten. [chuckles] Be careful.</i>

1484
01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:32,712
<i>-Thank you very much, you know.</i>
<i>-You welcome.</i>

1485
01:00:32,795 --> 01:00:35,256
<i>I think you and I are gonna become</i>
<i>very good friends.</i>

1486
01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:38,718
<i>I believe that. I believe that.</i>
<i>I like you, Agnes Brown.</i> <i>[chuckles]</i>

1487
01:00:38,801 --> 01:00:41,346
<i>♪ Yeah, you fucking</i>
<i>With some wet ass pussy ♪</i>

1488
01:00:44,515 --> 01:00:46,643
<i>What? What was that? What'd she say?</i>

1489
01:00:46,726 --> 01:00:50,063
<i>♪ </i>Bring a bucket and a mop
For this wet ass pussy ♪

1490
01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:51,272
<i>A bucket and a mop?</i>

1491
01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:54,150
<i>Honey, if it's that wet,</i>
<i>you need a gynecologist.</i>

1492
01:00:54,233 --> 01:00:55,568
<i>[chuckles]</i>

1493
01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,654
<i>♪ I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp ♪</i>

1494
01:00:57,737 --> 01:00:59,656
<i>♪ I wanna gag, I wanna choke ♪</i>

1495
01:00:59,739 --> 01:01:01,866
<i>♪ I want you to touch</i>
<i>That li'l dangly thing ♪</i>

1496
01:01:01,949 --> 01:01:03,493
<i>♪ That swing in the back of my throat ♪</i>

1497
01:01:03,993 --> 01:01:05,203
<i>Damn, that's violent.</i>

1498
01:01:05,286 --> 01:01:07,580
<i>Maybe she's trying</i>
<i>to get a strep infection.</i>

1499
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:10,541
<i>My mother told me, if you do that,</i>
<i>you'll never be able to yodel.</i>

1500
01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:11,918
<i>♪ </i>Yeah, you fucking with some… ♪

1501
01:01:12,001 --> 01:01:14,879
<i>Ooh, these young people</i>
<i>so ratchet with these nasty songs.</i>

1502
01:01:14,962 --> 01:01:16,798
<i>-Where's that coming from?</i>
<i>-I don't know.</i>

1503
01:01:16,881 --> 01:01:18,841
<i>I don't know what the world is coming to.</i>

1504
01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:21,761
<i>-Young people these days.</i>
<i>-Young people listen to this.</i>

1505
01:01:22,512 --> 01:01:24,138
<i>[Madea] You ain't gonna believe we heard.</i>

1506
01:01:24,222 --> 01:01:26,307
<i>-What?</i>
<i>-</i>♪ I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp… ♪

1507
01:01:26,391 --> 01:01:28,559
<i>-[Madea] What you looking for?</i>
<i>-Mabel.</i>

1508
01:01:28,643 --> 01:01:30,311
<i>Looking for my phone.</i>

1509
01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:32,772
<i>-♪ </i>Swing in the back of my throat ♪
<i>-[Bam] There it is.</i>

1510
01:01:33,314 --> 01:01:35,483
<i>Excuse me. Hey, Lil Black.</i>

1511
01:01:36,442 --> 01:01:37,360
<i>Say what?</i>

1512
01:01:38,277 --> 01:01:39,487
<i>When? Tonight? Yeah.</i>

1513
01:01:39,570 --> 01:01:41,614
<i>I guess she just has some wet ass--</i>

1514
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,991
<i>Uh-uh. Don't. Don't. No. No. No.</i>

1515
01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:47,370
<i>["Before I Let Go"</i>
<i>by Maze featuring Frankie Beverly playing]</i>

1516
01:01:47,453 --> 01:01:50,081
<i>-[Tim] So, uh, what do you think?</i>
<i>-[Davi] It's great.</i>

1517
01:01:50,164 --> 01:01:51,666
<i>No, it's not. I mean…</i>

1518
01:01:51,749 --> 01:01:54,293
<i>[chuckling] You are such a perfectionist.</i>

1519
01:01:54,377 --> 01:01:56,671
<i>-[chuckles] Yeah.</i>
<i>-Are you nervous?</i>

1520
01:01:56,754 --> 01:01:59,632
<i>-Yes, very.</i>
<i>-Don't be. You're gonna kill it.</i>

1521
01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:02,677
<i>Ah, thank you, man. You always on my side.</i>

1522
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:05,555
<i>-Oh, look at them hugging.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Oh, ain't that cute?</i>

1523
01:02:05,638 --> 01:02:06,931
<i>Look at you.</i>

1524
01:02:07,014 --> 01:02:09,475
<i>-Look at you two. I see y'all.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

1525
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:13,146
<i>[humming "Bridal Chorus"]</i>

1526
01:02:13,229 --> 01:02:15,356
<i>[holding high note]</i>

1527
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,526
<i>[Brown] Uh, Bam. Bam! Bam!</i>

1528
01:02:18,609 --> 01:02:21,279
<i>You do know</i>
<i>that's wedding music you playin', right?</i>

1529
01:02:21,362 --> 01:02:22,864
<i>That's why I'm singin' it for 'em.</i>

1530
01:02:22,947 --> 01:02:25,700
<i>I think they gonna tell us</i>
<i>they're getting married next.</i>

1531
01:02:25,783 --> 01:02:27,535
<i>Uh, congratulations.</i>

1532
01:02:27,618 --> 01:02:30,329
<i>You know, when they call</i>
<i>your name at the graduation,</i>

1533
01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:33,750
<i>I'mma sing… [high-pitched]</i>
<i>♪ </i>This is your granddaddy ♪

1534
01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:36,836
<i>Brown, you gonna lose</i>
<i>all your nuts singin' that high. Hush!</i>

1535
01:02:36,919 --> 01:02:38,337
<i>-Way up high.</i>
<i>-[Tim] You can do that.</i>

1536
01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:40,882
<i>-I'm high. I always sing up there.</i>
<i>-[Davi] You got support.</i>

1537
01:02:40,965 --> 01:02:43,092
<i>Look, look at this.</i>
<i>Look, look, look, look.</i>

1538
01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:44,886
<i>-[Brown] Oh Lord.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Uh-uh.</i>

1539
01:02:44,969 --> 01:02:47,680
<i>[Ellie] Make sure we cover…</i>
<i>Yeah, cover that up.</i>

1540
01:02:48,973 --> 01:02:51,142
<i>-What the what?</i>
<i>-[Bam] Yeah, uh-huh.</i>

1541
01:02:51,225 --> 01:02:53,352
<i>[Ellie] Y'all look real good. Okay.</i>

1542
01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:55,104
<i>[Brown] I like that color on her.</i>

1543
01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:56,939
<i>[Ellie] What are they doin' here?</i>

1544
01:02:57,023 --> 01:03:00,067
<i>Oh, I wanted my dad to come.</i>
<i>He said he had to bring her, so…</i>

1545
01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:02,111
<i>Tim.</i>

1546
01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:03,404
<i>It… it's… it's fine.</i>

1547
01:03:03,905 --> 01:03:05,990
<i>No, it's not fine. What…</i>

1548
01:03:06,073 --> 01:03:07,700
<i>Does this not make you mad?</i>

1549
01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:09,911
<i>What are… what's really going on?</i>

1550
01:03:10,661 --> 01:03:11,537
<i>I'm fine.</i>

1551
01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:13,790
<i>You know what?</i>

1552
01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:15,458
<i>Wait till Madea sees him.</i>

1553
01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:17,543
<i>That's what I told him. I said,</i>

1554
01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:21,172
<i>"If I'm gonna make this damn coleslaw,</i>
<i>you ain't gonna be stealing my recipe."</i>

1555
01:03:21,255 --> 01:03:23,508
<i>There she is.</i>
<i>All hell about to break loose now.</i>

1556
01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:24,634
<i>What the hell?</i>

1557
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:28,262
<i>I know damn well he not back up in here.</i>

1558
01:03:28,346 --> 01:03:31,808
<i>-Madea, I asked him to come.</i>
<i>-What the hell you invite him up here for?</i>

1559
01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:33,726
<i>What the hell you mean,</i>
<i>you asked him to come?</i>

1560
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:36,771
<i>-Please. Do it for me?</i>
<i>-Boy, I don't know you like that.</i>

1561
01:03:36,854 --> 01:03:39,982
<i>I never liked you. I know we kin,</i>
<i>but that don't mean we close.</i>

1562
01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:40,900
<i>-Madea?</i>
<i>-[Madea] What?</i>

1563
01:03:40,983 --> 01:03:42,735
<i>I think you need</i>
<i>some more of your chocolate.</i>

1564
01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:46,239
<i>I done had too many. That's the problem.</i>

1565
01:03:46,322 --> 01:03:48,574
<i>Oh, and… and here she come.</i>

1566
01:03:49,450 --> 01:03:50,701
<i>Laura, can I talk to you?</i>

1567
01:03:50,785 --> 01:03:53,454
<i>Hell, no, you can't talk to her.</i>
<i>She ain't got nothing to say to you.</i>

1568
01:03:53,538 --> 01:03:57,500
<i>-Can we talk in private, please?</i>
<i>-No, you marrying her man in public.</i>

1569
01:03:57,583 --> 01:04:00,002
<i>What the hell you want</i>
<i>to run to privacy now for?</i>

1570
01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:01,128
<i>Let's talk in the open</i>

1571
01:04:01,212 --> 01:04:04,048
<i>where all the people</i>
<i>can see what you're trying to say.</i>

1572
01:04:04,131 --> 01:04:06,592
<i>Laura, I just wanna say that I'm sorry.</i>

1573
01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:09,262
<i>I didn't mean</i>
<i>to fall in love with him. It…</i>

1574
01:04:09,929 --> 01:04:11,347
<i>It just kinda happened.</i>

1575
01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:13,349
<i>-Look at my face.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Oh.</i>

1576
01:04:14,058 --> 01:04:15,560
<i>I don't give a damn.</i>

1577
01:04:15,643 --> 01:04:16,727
<i>[Agnes] Madea!</i>

1578
01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:19,313
<i>Bye, girl. Bye, girl. Bye.</i>

1579
01:04:20,147 --> 01:04:22,942
<i>And it's been killing me</i>
<i>because I didn't know how to tell you.</i>

1580
01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:26,362
<i>C'mon, baby. You gonna hook up with him.</i>
<i>You could've hooked up with me here.</i>

1581
01:04:26,445 --> 01:04:28,322
<i>I got what he got but bigger.</i>

1582
01:04:28,406 --> 01:04:29,323
<i>Joe, shut up.</i>

1583
01:04:30,074 --> 01:04:31,742
<i>But you do know I love you, right?</i>

1584
01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:35,663
<i>Take that thing you came with</i>
<i>and bounce out. I can't take no more.</i>

1585
01:04:35,746 --> 01:04:37,832
<i>[chuckling] Tell her, Mabel!</i>

1586
01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:40,334
<i>Tim, do you want us to leave?</i>

1587
01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:41,961
<i>No, I want you to leave.</i>

1588
01:04:44,297 --> 01:04:46,048
<i>-I'm talking to my son.</i>
<i>-I'm talking to you.</i>

1589
01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:48,217
<i>-Tim.</i>
<i>-You are a sorry piece of--</i>

1590
01:04:48,301 --> 01:04:49,302
<i>-[Tim] Davi!</i>
<i>-Shit.</i>

1591
01:04:49,385 --> 01:04:51,012
<i>-It's okay.</i>
<i>-No, I'm sick of this clown.</i>

1592
01:04:51,095 --> 01:04:52,388
<i>-Clown?</i>
<i>-Richard.</i>

1593
01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:53,347
<i>[groans]</i>

1594
01:04:53,431 --> 01:04:56,475
<i>-Davi, why are you behaving this way?</i>
<i>-[Davi] I'm sick of him.</i>

1595
01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:57,935
<i>Uh-oh, gettin' ready to go down.</i>

1596
01:04:58,019 --> 01:04:59,520
<i>Who you… who you talkin' to?</i>

1597
01:04:59,604 --> 01:05:01,397
<i>I'm talking to the man</i>
<i>that had the audacity</i>

1598
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,441
<i>to walk out on his family</i>
<i>and leave her in tears.</i>

1599
01:05:03,524 --> 01:05:05,401
<i>-Baby.</i>
<i>-You don't know me, man.</i>

1600
01:05:05,484 --> 01:05:07,403
<i>It'll be my pleasure</i>
<i>to beat the hell out of you.</i>

1601
01:05:07,486 --> 01:05:08,571
<i>Davi, stop it!</i>

1602
01:05:08,654 --> 01:05:10,948
<i>-Yes. Stop that now!</i>
<i>-I'm sick of him!</i>

1603
01:05:11,032 --> 01:05:12,408
<i>What? Boy!</i>

1604
01:05:12,491 --> 01:05:14,368
<i>[all screaming]</i>

1605
01:05:14,452 --> 01:05:16,662
<i>-[Laura] Stop it!</i>
<i>-[Richard, Davi grunting]</i>

1606
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:18,497
<i>Oh hell! Oh hell!</i>

1607
01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:19,957
<i>-Oh yeah.</i>
<i>-[Laura] Stop!</i>

1608
01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:22,126
<i>[Cora] Oh my God!</i>

1609
01:05:22,209 --> 01:05:23,127
<i>[screaming]</i>

1610
01:05:23,210 --> 01:05:24,712
<i>[all shouting]</i>

1611
01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:27,340
<i>You knocked that girl down.</i>
<i>What's wrong with you?</i>

1612
01:05:27,423 --> 01:05:29,175
<i>-[Bam] Get Laura. Get Laura.</i>
<i>-Uh-oh.</i>

1613
01:05:29,258 --> 01:05:31,427
<i>He hit my baby. Whoa, what the devil!</i>

1614
01:05:31,510 --> 01:05:32,637
<i>Hold on, here!</i>

1615
01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:35,389
<i>[Laura panting]</i>

1616
01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:37,350
<i>-Baby, you all right?</i>
<i>-[Joe] Baby?</i>

1617
01:05:37,433 --> 01:05:39,060
<i>-[Brown] Baby?</i>
<i>-That what he said?</i>

1618
01:05:39,143 --> 01:05:39,977
<i>Are you okay?</i>

1619
01:05:40,061 --> 01:05:45,775
<i>No, I think he was checking on Timmy.</i>
<i>'Cause, Timmy, ain't you his baby?</i>

1620
01:05:45,858 --> 01:05:47,985
<i>Okay, what he calling her baby for?</i>

1621
01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:49,111
<i>You wanna tell them?</i>

1622
01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:52,949
<i>-Davi, not now. It's not the time.</i>
<i>-They told their secret. Let's tell ours.</i>

1623
01:05:53,032 --> 01:05:54,867
<i>Tell us what? What's going on?</i>

1624
01:05:55,409 --> 01:05:56,369
<i>Please.</i>

1625
01:05:57,745 --> 01:05:59,747
<i>We've been seeing each other</i>
<i>for the past two years.</i>

1626
01:05:59,830 --> 01:06:01,499
<i>-You--</i>
<i>-Oh, you got to be lying.</i>

1627
01:06:01,582 --> 01:06:02,416
<i>Wait. What?</i>

1628
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:03,960
<i>-Did you know about this?</i>
<i>-No.</i>

1629
01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:05,252
<i>Davi, what?</i>

1630
01:06:05,836 --> 01:06:08,005
<i>Wait, seeing each other?</i>
<i>What does that mean?</i>

1631
01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:10,424
<i>I'll tell you what it mean.</i>
<i>They been fuckin'.</i>

1632
01:06:10,508 --> 01:06:11,968
<i>-[Brown] Joe!</i>
<i>-[Ellie] Uncle Joe!</i>

1633
01:06:12,051 --> 01:06:13,678
<i>Oh, boy, you can't be mad at your mama</i>

1634
01:06:13,761 --> 01:06:16,931
<i>'cause she gettin' that Similac</i>
<i>with vitamin… [voice drops] …D. [chuckles]</i>

1635
01:06:17,014 --> 01:06:20,017
<i>Oh, I see you, Laura. I see you.</i>

1636
01:06:20,601 --> 01:06:26,065
<i>Yeah. Now… now I know</i>
<i>why you not mad about them.</i>

1637
01:06:26,148 --> 01:06:26,983
<i>[Joe] Right.</i>

1638
01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:29,443
<i>[Bam] ♪ </i>Lean with it
Rock that baby with it ♪

1639
01:06:29,527 --> 01:06:32,822
<i>-[Joe] Hey! Hey! [laughs]</i>
<i>-♪ </i>Lean with it, rock that baby with it ♪

1640
01:06:32,905 --> 01:06:34,156
<i>[Tim] Mama, is that true?</i>

1641
01:06:38,452 --> 01:06:39,704
<i>Yes, baby. It's true.</i>

1642
01:06:40,579 --> 01:06:42,540
<i>Mabel, I'm so confused.</i>

1643
01:06:42,623 --> 01:06:45,084
<i>I don't know… I don't know what to do.</i>

1644
01:06:46,085 --> 01:06:49,255
<i>I thought the two boys was the lovers.</i>

1645
01:06:49,755 --> 01:06:52,216
<i>Aunt Agnes, I'm s… sorry. I will explain.</i>

1646
01:06:52,299 --> 01:06:54,385
<i>-[Agnes] No. No, you won't explain.</i>
<i>-Aunt Agnes…</i>

1647
01:06:54,468 --> 01:06:56,095
<i>So you and my mother?</i>

1648
01:06:57,304 --> 01:06:58,472
<i>We were gonna tell you.</i>

1649
01:06:58,973 --> 01:07:01,559
<i>[scoffs] He was gonna tell me. [scoffs]</i>

1650
01:07:02,643 --> 01:07:06,063
<i>This is wrong. He's… he's my age.</i>
<i>He's three years older than me.</i>

1651
01:07:06,731 --> 01:07:08,774
<i>[Bam] Wait a minute. [chuckles]</i>

1652
01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:10,359
<i>You mad, ain't you, baby?</i>

1653
01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:12,445
<i>"We the same age."</i>

1654
01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:15,239
<i>"He just three years older than me."</i>

1655
01:07:15,322 --> 01:07:17,658
<i>[chuckles] You trying</i>
<i>to trick me, ain't you?</i>

1656
01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:21,245
<i>That means y'all</i>
<i>not the same age. [chuckles]</i>

1657
01:07:21,328 --> 01:07:22,997
<i>No, that ain't what he's…</i>

1658
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:26,375
<i>He trying to trick me.</i>
<i>I'm… I'm high, but I ain't that high.</i>

1659
01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,711
<i>Are you telling me</i>
<i>you seeing this li'l baby?</i>

1660
01:07:28,794 --> 01:07:29,879
<i>You talkin' to me?</i>

1661
01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:32,006
<i>Richard, you judging me?</i>

1662
01:07:32,089 --> 01:07:33,049
<i>Hell, yeah.</i>

1663
01:07:33,799 --> 01:07:35,092
<i>I mean, you're seeing this child.</i>

1664
01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:37,136
<i>-What? You couldn't find a real man?</i>
<i>-Richard.</i>

1665
01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:39,847
<i>Apparently, she couldn't get one</i>
<i>when she ran up on your ass.</i>

1666
01:07:39,930 --> 01:07:41,432
<i>Damn, this is funny.</i>

1667
01:07:41,515 --> 01:07:43,934
<i>[Laura] You standing there</i>
<i>with my best friend,</i>

1668
01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:45,686
<i>but you think this is funny.</i>

1669
01:07:45,770 --> 01:07:47,730
<i>You wanna know what I find funny?</i>

1670
01:07:48,272 --> 01:07:51,484
<i>Is how Sylvia helped me with my divorce,</i>

1671
01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:55,029
<i>but you the one</i>
<i>who got away with everything.</i>

1672
01:07:55,112 --> 01:07:56,947
<i>-There it is.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Tell him, Laura.</i>

1673
01:07:57,031 --> 01:07:59,408
<i>-Tell it, Laura.</i>
<i>-I got your back, baby. Tell it.</i>

1674
01:08:00,117 --> 01:08:01,827
<i>You wanna know what else I find funny?</i>

1675
01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:04,872
<i>How I'm gonna go down to her law firm</i>
<i>and tell them what she did.</i>

1676
01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:07,750
<i>And that this is ineffective council.</i>

1677
01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:10,753
<i>And then I'mma haul</i>
<i>your ass down to the court</i>

1678
01:08:10,836 --> 01:08:13,380
<i>and get everything I got coming to me.</i>

1679
01:08:14,006 --> 01:08:16,133
<i>Then we gonna see</i>
<i>who get the last "ha ha."</i>

1680
01:08:16,842 --> 01:08:18,302
<i>Yeah, I'm seein' him.</i>

1681
01:08:18,385 --> 01:08:20,596
<i>And let me tell you, this 26-year-old</i>

1682
01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:23,432
<i>is more of a man than you've ever been.</i>

1683
01:08:23,516 --> 01:08:26,393
<i>And probably more of a man</i>
<i>than you ever can be.</i>

1684
01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:28,229
<i>This man sees me.</i>

1685
01:08:28,312 --> 01:08:29,814
<i>This man hear me.</i>

1686
01:08:30,314 --> 01:08:33,192
<i>And this man reminded me</i>
<i>that I'm alive and I can stand on my own</i>

1687
01:08:33,275 --> 01:08:34,902
<i>before you tried to gut me.</i>

1688
01:08:35,694 --> 01:08:39,198
<i>So maybe you can take some lessons</i>
<i>from this little 26-year-old</i>

1689
01:08:39,281 --> 01:08:41,158
<i>with your little triflin' ass.</i>

1690
01:08:41,242 --> 01:08:43,702
<i>-She went off on him, didn't she?</i>
<i>-[Bam] Yeah.</i>

1691
01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:45,412
<i>-She went off.</i>
<i>-[Brown] That's terrible.</i>

1692
01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:48,040
<i>I guess she told you, stuck-ass.</i>

1693
01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:49,291
<i>That boy…</i>

1694
01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:52,711
<i>-That boy is--</i>
<i>-Is gonna be her husband.</i>

1695
01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:53,838
<i>[Brown] Oh.</i>

1696
01:08:53,921 --> 01:08:55,297
<i>Oh. What?</i>

1697
01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:57,049
<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-Wait a minute now.</i>

1698
01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:57,967
<i>What happened?</i>

1699
01:08:58,050 --> 01:08:59,510
<i>-Baby.</i>
<i>-Ooh.</i>

1700
01:09:01,971 --> 01:09:03,889
<i>[Bam] Oh crap!</i>

1701
01:09:05,224 --> 01:09:07,393
<i>This is no time for Black Lives Matter.</i>

1702
01:09:07,476 --> 01:09:09,478
<i>Don't do that romantic shit.</i>

1703
01:09:10,062 --> 01:09:12,898
<i>Player, don't do the romantic…</i>
<i>He on one knee.</i>

1704
01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:14,275
<i>Davi, please.</i>

1705
01:09:15,943 --> 01:09:17,153
<i>Say you'll marry me.</i>

1706
01:09:25,619 --> 01:09:26,453
<i>Say yes.</i>

1707
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:28,914
<i>Say yes.</i>

1708
01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:32,376
<i>And go!</i>

1709
01:09:33,043 --> 01:09:34,628
<i>What the feck is going on?</i>

1710
01:09:35,713 --> 01:09:38,966
<i>-I think it's beautiful.</i>
<i>-She's old enough to be his mother.</i>

1711
01:09:39,049 --> 01:09:41,886
<i>Nobody ever won a race</i>
<i>in a second-hand car.</i>

1712
01:09:41,969 --> 01:09:43,512
<i>But he loves her.</i>

1713
01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:46,891
<i>What would you know about love?</i>
<i>You couldn't get yourself a feckin' man.</i>

1714
01:09:46,974 --> 01:09:47,975
<i>Arse.</i>

1715
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:54,565
<i>-[Davi] Say yes.</i>
<i>-I gotta go.</i>

1716
01:09:55,232 --> 01:09:56,525
<i>No. [chuckles]</i>

1717
01:09:57,109 --> 01:09:59,445
<i>That's embarrassing as hell.</i>

1718
01:09:59,528 --> 01:10:00,529
<i>[Brown chuckles]</i>

1719
01:10:03,991 --> 01:10:05,534
<i>Baby, I think that's a no.</i>

1720
01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,038
<i>[sighs] I see.</i>

1721
01:10:10,748 --> 01:10:11,874
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

1722
01:10:11,957 --> 01:10:14,752
<i>-[Bam] She said, "I'm sorry."</i>
<i>-[Brown] She said, "I'm…"</i>

1723
01:10:14,835 --> 01:10:16,670
<i>You could've said something.</i>

1724
01:10:16,754 --> 01:10:18,547
<i>[Bam] She said, "I'm sorry."</i>

1725
01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:19,506
<i>[Brown] Yes.</i>

1726
01:10:19,590 --> 01:10:22,343
<i>-That's like the </i>Runaway Bride.
<i>-What the hell was that? Poor baby.</i>

1727
01:10:22,426 --> 01:10:24,220
<i>[Bam] Mabel, leave him alone.</i>

1728
01:10:24,303 --> 01:10:26,096
<i>[Joe] She didn't have to do you</i>
<i>like that, man.</i>

1729
01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:28,140
<i>I'm sorry. You down there</i>
<i>on one knee. I'm sorry.</i>

1730
01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:30,517
<i>-That's embarrassing.</i>
<i>-She could've said something.</i>

1731
01:10:30,601 --> 01:10:33,771
<i>-Somethin' to him. Damn, I'm sorry.</i>
<i>-She didn't want to.</i>

1732
01:10:33,854 --> 01:10:36,106
<i>-I'm sorry.</i>
<i>-That's none of your business. Eat.</i>

1733
01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:38,859
<i>What the hell y'all watching them for?</i>
<i>Eat something. Hell.</i>

1734
01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:40,653
<i>All up in my family business.</i>

1735
01:10:41,403 --> 01:10:44,365
<i>Well, can you pass me a beer?</i>

1736
01:10:47,159 --> 01:10:49,495
<i>-[Ellie] Laura?</i>
<i>-I don't wanna talk about it.</i>

1737
01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:51,538
<i>-Baby--</i>
<i>-Look, I love him.</i>

1738
01:10:51,622 --> 01:10:53,082
<i>Why didn't you say anything?</i>

1739
01:10:53,165 --> 01:10:56,835
<i>[sighs] There's just too much going on.</i>

1740
01:10:56,919 --> 01:11:00,297
<i>What? You gotta figure out</i>
<i>what you wanna do.</i>

1741
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:03,550
<i>I didn't mean to hurt him.</i>
<i>I didn't mean to hurt him.</i>

1742
01:11:03,634 --> 01:11:06,512
<i>Well, then the only person</i>
<i>who can fix this is you.</i>

1743
01:11:08,472 --> 01:11:09,306
<i>So fix it.</i>

1744
01:11:10,891 --> 01:11:11,767
<i>Come on, baby.</i>

1745
01:11:23,821 --> 01:11:26,407
<i>I didn't ask y'all</i>
<i>to bring y'all children here.</i>

1746
01:11:26,490 --> 01:11:28,492
<i>This is a party for adults, half adults.</i>

1747
01:11:28,575 --> 01:11:30,286
<i>-Not all adults.</i>
<i>-[flies buzzing]</i>

1748
01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:31,620
<i>Flies.</i>

1749
01:11:32,121 --> 01:11:33,914
<i>I should have changed me drawers.</i>

1750
01:11:33,998 --> 01:11:34,915
<i>[chuckles]</i>

1751
01:11:34,999 --> 01:11:37,960
<i>Ooh, Agnes. You funny child. [chuckles]</i>

1752
01:11:38,043 --> 01:11:39,378
<i>I need more "chocolate."</i>

1753
01:11:39,461 --> 01:11:40,921
<i>-Do you?</i>
<i>-This stuff isn't kickin' in.</i>

1754
01:11:41,005 --> 01:11:42,339
<i>I'm thinkin' about giving you one,</i>

1755
01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:44,967
<i>but I want you to understand this,</i>
<i>and hear me good.</i>

1756
01:11:45,050 --> 01:11:47,052
<i>This chocolate,</i>
<i>you gotta be careful with it.</i>

1757
01:11:47,136 --> 01:11:50,306
<i>I remember one time I had too much,</i>
<i>and it snuck up on me all at once.</i>

1758
01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:54,059
<i>Next thing I know, I found myself</i>
<i>in Mexico chained to a mule named Arriba.</i>

1759
01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:55,602
<i>-Oh!</i>
<i>-Yes, honey.</i>

1760
01:11:55,686 --> 01:11:58,188
<i>I was selling tequila</i>
<i>from between my breasts there.</i>

1761
01:11:58,272 --> 01:12:00,399
<i>Didn't know what happened.</i>
<i>So I'mma give you one,</i>

1762
01:12:00,482 --> 01:12:03,610
<i>but you gotta be responsible</i>
<i>for what happens to yourself.</i>

1763
01:12:03,694 --> 01:12:05,529
<i>-Just the one.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

1764
01:12:05,612 --> 01:12:08,657
<i>I don't know if I should.</i>
<i>Maybe I shouldn't. [munching]</i>

1765
01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:10,868
<i>-You know you should.</i>
<i>-What is he thinkin' of, Davi?</i>

1766
01:12:10,951 --> 01:12:13,537
<i>He has to come back to Ireland.</i>
<i>His granddad needs him.</i>

1767
01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:14,788
<i>What?</i>

1768
01:12:15,372 --> 01:12:17,041
<i>That was the deal back then.</i>

1769
01:12:17,791 --> 01:12:20,085
<i>When Davi's parents passed away.</i>
<i>Lord rest them.</i>

1770
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:21,754
<i>Oh, yeah. Oh, rest them.</i>

1771
01:12:23,005 --> 01:12:26,008
<i>-I'll never forget his last words.</i>
<i>-Mmm. What was it?</i>

1772
01:12:26,091 --> 01:12:27,509
<i>"Oh feck, it's a bus!"</i>

1773
01:12:27,593 --> 01:12:29,595
<i>[both laughing]</i>

1774
01:12:29,678 --> 01:12:31,347
<i>-Yeah. But…</i>
<i>-Well, it'll kill him.</i>

1775
01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:35,517
<i>When they passed, the deal was</i>
<i>that Davi's granddad would run the farm</i>

1776
01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:37,519
<i>until such time as Davi was old enough</i>

1777
01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:39,480
<i>and the time was right</i>
<i>for him to take over.</i>

1778
01:12:39,563 --> 01:12:40,898
<i>And the time is right now.</i>

1779
01:12:40,981 --> 01:12:42,191
<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-And he knows it.</i>

1780
01:12:42,274 --> 01:12:44,485
<i>Oh, that's sweet. That's so sweet.</i>

1781
01:12:44,568 --> 01:12:46,862
<i>But what if his heart</i>
<i>wants something else now, baby?</i>

1782
01:12:46,945 --> 01:12:47,905
<i>Feck his heart.</i>

1783
01:12:49,073 --> 01:12:51,283
<i>Sometimes I'm sorry I had six children.</i>

1784
01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:55,329
<i>Listen, baby, these children</i>
<i>have their own lives to live, honey.</i>

1785
01:12:55,412 --> 01:13:00,042
<i>-You got to let them live their life.</i>
<i>-I know, but they owe us.</i>

1786
01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:03,379
<i>You can't tell me that your Cora</i>
<i>doesn't owe you something.</i>

1787
01:13:03,462 --> 01:13:05,130
<i>[scoffs] Hell, yeah, she owe me.</i>

1788
01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:08,133
<i>All them years I had to spend</i>
<i>on that pole trying to take care of her.</i>

1789
01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:11,720
<i>Do you know how many splinters</i>
<i>I had to get removed from my inner thighs?</i>

1790
01:13:11,804 --> 01:13:12,805
<i>Splinters?</i>

1791
01:13:12,888 --> 01:13:16,683
<i>They didn't have brass poles back then.</i>
<i>Hos got it so easy right now.</i>

1792
01:13:16,767 --> 01:13:19,186
<i>Back in the day,</i>
<i>all we had was telephone poles.</i>

1793
01:13:19,269 --> 01:13:20,562
<i>And they didn't shellac em'.</i>

1794
01:13:20,646 --> 01:13:23,941
<i>You had to get on and ride that thing</i>
<i>and spin around and get that money.</i>

1795
01:13:24,024 --> 01:13:27,194
<i>And I did. I paid for it.</i>
<i>Today my inside look like hell.</i>

1796
01:13:27,277 --> 01:13:29,029
<i>[chuckles]</i>

1797
01:13:29,113 --> 01:13:30,364
<i>But I paid. I… I took…</i>

1798
01:13:30,447 --> 01:13:33,367
<i>Listen. I had to do</i>
<i>what I had to do, but I did it.</i>

1799
01:13:33,450 --> 01:13:35,536
<i>He has to come back and run that farm.</i>

1800
01:13:35,619 --> 01:13:38,330
<i>Let me ask you something.</i>
<i>What if that ain't his dream?</i>

1801
01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:40,541
<i>Feck his dream. He has to run that farm.</i>

1802
01:13:41,041 --> 01:13:44,586
<i>How you gonna feel if that boy's</i>
<i>sittin' there runnin' the farm,</i>

1803
01:13:44,670 --> 01:13:47,005
<i>milking all them bulls,</i>
<i>and he don't wanna be there.</i>

1804
01:13:47,089 --> 01:13:48,340
<i>-Cows.</i>
<i>-Say what?</i>

1805
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:50,050
<i>Cows. Milking cows.</i>

1806
01:13:50,134 --> 01:13:52,052
<i>Not milking a bull. Milking cows.</i>

1807
01:13:52,136 --> 01:13:53,804
<i>Oh. Well, whatever the hell it is.</i>

1808
01:13:53,887 --> 01:13:56,598
<i>What will it matter if he did</i>
<i>what you and his granddaddy want</i>

1809
01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:59,268
<i>if his happiness is over here</i>
<i>in America with that girl?</i>

1810
01:13:59,351 --> 01:14:01,145
<i>You know how hard it is to run a farm?</i>

1811
01:14:01,228 --> 01:14:03,730
<i>How hard it is</i>
<i>to get a bull to mate with a cow?</i>

1812
01:14:04,231 --> 01:14:05,899
<i>I had to French kiss a bull once.</i>

1813
01:14:05,983 --> 01:14:07,025
<i>-[grunts]</i>
<i>-[Madea] Hmm.</i>

1814
01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:10,529
<i>He wanted more, but I wasn't having it.</i>
<i>Well, not at that time.</i>

1815
01:14:11,572 --> 01:14:16,034
<i>And all the cow shit to be cleaned up.</i>
<i>We sacrificed for him to be here.</i>

1816
01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:18,620
<i>Listen to me.</i>
<i>Children gonna live their own lives</i>

1817
01:14:18,704 --> 01:14:19,955
<i>whether we want 'em to or not.</i>

1818
01:14:20,038 --> 01:14:21,957
<i>So either you can stand there</i>
<i>and be against 'em</i>

1819
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:24,084
<i>or stand there with 'em</i>
<i>while they make their mistakes</i>

1820
01:14:24,168 --> 01:14:27,129
<i>or see if they gon' make a mistake</i>
<i>and help them. You understand?</i>

1821
01:14:27,212 --> 01:14:29,339
<i>-Madea, thank you for the chat.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

1822
01:14:29,423 --> 01:14:30,966
<i>-You're welcome.</i>
<i>-But I'm determined.</i>

1823
01:14:31,049 --> 01:14:33,051
<i>Davi is coming back to Ireland with me.</i>

1824
01:14:33,635 --> 01:14:36,054
<i>Ain't nothin' I can do.</i>
<i>I'mma give you a couple more candies,</i>

1825
01:14:36,138 --> 01:14:38,140
<i>and we gon' see who gonna go</i>
<i>somewhere with somebody.</i>

1826
01:14:38,223 --> 01:14:40,809
<i>Here, just take that bag, baby.</i>
<i>Enjoy yourself.</i>

1827
01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:42,019
<i>We'll see who leavin'.</i>

1828
01:14:42,102 --> 01:14:44,354
<i>Y'all come on in this house.</i>
<i>It's too hot out!</i>

1829
01:14:44,438 --> 01:14:46,607
<i>-I gotta get this girdle off.</i>
<i>-I don't know if I should.</i>

1830
01:14:46,690 --> 01:14:49,359
<i>Get these children outta my yard.</i>
<i>I don't know these children.</i>

1831
01:14:49,443 --> 01:14:52,696
<i>And if you ain't bring no plates,</i>
<i>don't take no damn plates!</i>

1832
01:14:57,826 --> 01:14:59,244
<i>[basketball bouncing]</i>

1833
01:15:15,636 --> 01:15:16,803
<i>I'm in love with her.</i>

1834
01:15:17,304 --> 01:15:19,473
<i>Yeah, when were y'all gonna tell me that?</i>

1835
01:15:19,556 --> 01:15:22,184
<i>I knew we had our graduation,</i>
<i>and you wanted to come out to them.</i>

1836
01:15:22,267 --> 01:15:24,186
<i>So I wanted to give you</i>
<i>all the space you needed.</i>

1837
01:15:24,269 --> 01:15:25,187
<i>Mmm.</i>

1838
01:15:25,270 --> 01:15:27,481
<i>But it doesn't matter now.</i>
<i>She don't wanna marry me.</i>

1839
01:15:27,564 --> 01:15:31,360
<i>Aw. [scoffs] It's just low-down, man.</i>

1840
01:15:31,443 --> 01:15:34,071
<i>You know her, and you know me.</i>
<i>You know we're good for each other.</i>

1841
01:15:34,154 --> 01:15:38,492
<i>How can you say that, Davi? Huh?</i>
<i>You've been lying to me this whole time.</i>

1842
01:15:38,575 --> 01:15:40,577
<i>-I never lied to you.</i>
<i>-I don't know who you are.</i>

1843
01:15:40,661 --> 01:15:42,955
<i>So, all the weekends you were gone,</i>
<i>you were with her?</i>

1844
01:15:44,289 --> 01:15:45,332
<i>-Yes.</i>
<i>-O… okay.</i>

1845
01:15:45,415 --> 01:15:47,668
<i>So that sounds like you lied to me.</i>
<i>You didn't tell me.</i>

1846
01:15:47,751 --> 01:15:49,294
<i>She didn't want me to, but I wanted to.</i>

1847
01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:50,921
<i>Oh, so you blame it all on her?</i>

1848
01:15:51,004 --> 01:15:52,339
<i>No, I'm just telling you.</i>

1849
01:15:52,422 --> 01:15:56,093
<i>[scoffs] You know what, man?</i>
<i>I don't have anything else to say to you.</i>

1850
01:15:56,176 --> 01:15:57,135
<i>You can go.</i>

1851
01:15:57,219 --> 01:15:58,053
<i>Tim.</i>

1852
01:15:59,179 --> 01:16:01,098
<i>Why are you still standing here, dude?</i>

1853
01:16:01,181 --> 01:16:02,140
<i>-I--</i>
<i>-Get up out of here.</i>

1854
01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:04,309
<i>I'm your friend, and I love you.</i>

1855
01:16:04,393 --> 01:16:05,644
<i>You love my whole family.</i>

1856
01:16:05,727 --> 01:16:07,938
<i>You go ahead and be mad. You deserve that.</i>

1857
01:16:08,814 --> 01:16:09,648
<i>I just…</i>

1858
01:16:10,148 --> 01:16:12,484
<i>I wanted to be there for you.</i>
<i>I didn't want to let you down.</i>

1859
01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:13,986
<i>-Mmm.</i>
<i>-I'm sorry.</i>

1860
01:16:16,154 --> 01:16:19,324
<i>I'm your friend,</i>
<i>and I wouldn't do anything to hurt you.</i>

1861
01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:21,535
<i>[scoffs] Really?</i>

1862
01:16:21,618 --> 01:16:24,621
<i>I love your mother. I'm sorry, but I do.</i>

1863
01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:29,418
<i>I'm outta here.</i>

1864
01:16:30,586 --> 01:16:32,713
<i>How you even say you wouldn't ever hurt me</i>

1865
01:16:32,796 --> 01:16:34,965
<i>and you love my mother</i>
<i>in the same sentence?</i>

1866
01:16:35,048 --> 01:16:36,425
<i>What's wrong with you, man?</i>

1867
01:16:36,508 --> 01:16:37,801
<i>-[gate slamming]</i>
<i>-[scoffs]</i>

1868
01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:46,476
<i>♪ Every time I try to get a little high ♪</i>

1869
01:16:49,062 --> 01:16:50,314
<i>[knocking on door]</i>

1870
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:52,441
<i>Yeah, hold on.</i>

1871
01:16:54,359 --> 01:16:55,652
<i>I'm just doin' some sewing.</i>

1872
01:16:55,736 --> 01:16:58,780
<i>I can't stand it.</i>
<i>Have no damn company at my house.</i>

1873
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:01,074
<i>Ok…</i>

1874
01:17:03,118 --> 01:17:03,994
<i>Come on in.</i>

1875
01:17:05,579 --> 01:17:06,580
<i>Hey!</i>

1876
01:17:06,663 --> 01:17:07,581
<i>Hi.</i>

1877
01:17:07,664 --> 01:17:10,542
<i>I'm so glad you came to see me.</i>
<i>I was just sittin' here doin' nothin',</i>

1878
01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:13,545
<i>waitin' for somebody to come talk to me.</i>
<i>Come on in. Sit down.</i>

1879
01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:14,588
<i>[clears throat]</i>

1880
01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:18,467
<i>-Hmm. How you doin', baby?</i>
<i>-I'm good.</i>

1881
01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:19,551
<i>Good, good.</i>

1882
01:17:20,052 --> 01:17:22,471
<i>Well, looks like I messed up</i>

1883
01:17:22,554 --> 01:17:25,641
<i>my son's graduation celebration</i>
<i>once again.</i>

1884
01:17:25,724 --> 01:17:28,268
<i>You sure the hell did.</i>
<i>You messed that shit up.</i>

1885
01:17:28,352 --> 01:17:31,897
<i>[chuckling] No. I'm playin', girl.</i>
<i>You ain't messed nothing up.</i>

1886
01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:34,441
<i>All the sacrifices you made</i>
<i>for that boy, hell.</i>

1887
01:17:34,524 --> 01:17:36,151
<i>He'll be all right. He'll be fine.</i>

1888
01:17:36,234 --> 01:17:37,444
<i>You sure about that?</i>

1889
01:17:37,527 --> 01:17:38,528
<i>[Madea] Yes, honey.</i>

1890
01:17:38,612 --> 01:17:41,490
<i>You don't remember the sacrifices</i>
<i>you made? That's what a good parent do.</i>

1891
01:17:41,573 --> 01:17:43,950
<i>From the time your baby born,</i>
<i>you sacrificin'.</i>

1892
01:17:44,034 --> 01:17:45,911
<i>From kindergarten, you sacrificin'.</i>

1893
01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:48,705
<i>First grade all the way up</i>
<i>through college, you been sacrificing.</i>

1894
01:17:48,789 --> 01:17:50,624
<i>So after givin' them children</i>
<i>all that time,</i>

1895
01:17:50,707 --> 01:17:53,126
<i>it's time you take care of yourself</i>
<i>and have you some damn fun.</i>

1896
01:17:53,210 --> 01:17:54,252
<i>He gonna be fine.</i>

1897
01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:55,420
<i>[chuckles softly]</i>

1898
01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:56,922
<i>You talkin' about Davi?</i>

1899
01:17:57,005 --> 01:17:59,758
<i>Yes, I am.</i>
<i>I knew something was going on with you,</i>

1900
01:17:59,841 --> 01:18:03,470
<i>the way you coming up in here,</i>
<i>bouncing, talking about, "Hi." [babbling]</i>

1901
01:18:03,553 --> 01:18:05,972
<i>I know you was making you</i>
<i>happy or something.</i>

1902
01:18:06,056 --> 01:18:06,973
<i>[chuckles]</i>

1903
01:18:07,057 --> 01:18:08,308
<i>Well, it's not about him.</i>

1904
01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:10,018
<i>You know? I mean, he's fun.</i>

1905
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:15,232
<i>But I'm just now starting to learn</i>
<i>how to love and be happy with myself.</i>

1906
01:18:15,315 --> 01:18:18,235
<i>Then you on the right track.</i>
<i>That's exactly how it start.</i>

1907
01:18:18,318 --> 01:18:20,821
<i>When you learn</i>
<i>how to be happy with your damn self.</i>

1908
01:18:20,904 --> 01:18:24,366
<i>Yeah, I just… I can't marry him.</i>
<i>I mean, he's way too young.</i>

1909
01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:29,121
<i>Honey, I been talking to that boy,</i>
<i>and he seem very mature.</i>

1910
01:18:29,204 --> 01:18:31,248
<i>You understand?</i>
<i>Like he done been through some things.</i>

1911
01:18:31,331 --> 01:18:34,126
<i>Sometimes trauma will grow you up</i>
<i>faster than a 50-year-old.</i>

1912
01:18:34,209 --> 01:18:36,378
<i>-How'd you meet him?</i>
<i>-Oh, well…</i>

1913
01:18:36,461 --> 01:18:38,922
<i>[Madea] Look at you smiling. [chuckles]</i>

1914
01:18:39,005 --> 01:18:40,632
<i>Oh, there's a good story right there.</i>

1915
01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:43,093
<i>Oh, it's really simple. Easy.</i>
<i>I don't know where I…</i>

1916
01:18:43,176 --> 01:18:46,555
<i>I went to visit Tim in college,</i>
<i>and my son always late.</i>

1917
01:18:46,638 --> 01:18:48,640
<i>So he was late,</i>
<i>so I had to wait in the dorm, right?</i>

1918
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:52,394
<i>So obviously, Davi's there,</i>
<i>and we just started talking.</i>

1919
01:18:52,477 --> 01:18:54,354
<i>And I don't know, it was like…</i>

1920
01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:56,857
<i>it was magical for some rea…</i>

1921
01:18:56,940 --> 01:19:01,987
<i>Like, odd. Didn't know it at the time,</i>
<i>but like, we just kept talking and--</i>

1922
01:19:02,070 --> 01:19:05,115
<i>Next thing, he was tapping that ass?</i>
<i>He tapping that ass?</i>

1923
01:19:05,198 --> 01:19:07,826
<i>Tapping that ass,</i>
<i>speaking that Iranian… [gibbering]</i>

1924
01:19:07,909 --> 01:19:09,828
<i>-Was he tapping? [laughing]</i>
<i>-[squeals]</i>

1925
01:19:09,911 --> 01:19:11,580
<i>-It's just…</i>
<i>-I'm just clownin' you, girl.</i>

1926
01:19:11,663 --> 01:19:13,623
<i>I can't have that conversation</i>
<i>with my grandmother.</i>

1927
01:19:13,707 --> 01:19:16,334
<i>That's fine. That's fine.</i>
<i>I can teach you a few things.</i>

1928
01:19:16,418 --> 01:19:18,336
<i>-[laughs]</i>
<i>-[Madea] But listen to me.</i>

1929
01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:21,006
<i>I should've known</i>
<i>when I first looked at him look at you.</i>

1930
01:19:21,089 --> 01:19:22,215
<i>That boy love you.</i>

1931
01:19:22,799 --> 01:19:23,759
<i>He does, I know.</i>

1932
01:19:24,634 --> 01:19:28,805
<i>But his great-aunt Agnes said</i>
<i>he's supposed to go to Ireland</i>

1933
01:19:28,889 --> 01:19:30,098
<i>and run a farm.</i>

1934
01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:32,684
<i>Like, a farm. He didn't tell me that.</i>

1935
01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:36,438
<i>-I didn't know you know that.</i>
<i>-Yeah, well, I know now.</i>

1936
01:19:36,521 --> 01:19:38,231
<i>Agnes on that shit, just so you know.</i>

1937
01:19:38,315 --> 01:19:41,485
<i>[scoffs] The shit I don't want her</i>
<i>to be on is being mad at me.</i>

1938
01:19:41,568 --> 01:19:44,905
<i>Yeah. Yeah, I get it. Sounds like</i>
<i>you need to have a conversation.</i>

1939
01:19:44,988 --> 01:19:47,115
<i>Talk to him about going</i>
<i>to Iran and everything.</i>

1940
01:19:47,199 --> 01:19:48,325
<i>Ireland. Uh-huh.</i>

1941
01:19:48,408 --> 01:19:51,328
<i>-That's what I said. Ire-land. Ire-land.</i>
<i>-Yep. You said it.</i>

1942
01:19:51,411 --> 01:19:53,538
<i>Yeah, but, you know, talk to him about it.</i>

1943
01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:55,123
<i>Maybe you can go over there with him.</i>

1944
01:19:55,207 --> 01:19:56,124
<i>What?</i>

1945
01:19:56,208 --> 01:20:00,170
<i>Baby, sometime you just gotta take</i>
<i>a chance on love. Love is worth it.</i>

1946
01:20:00,921 --> 01:20:02,464
<i>You really think I should do that?</i>

1947
01:20:02,547 --> 01:20:05,300
<i>[Madea] What's keeping you here?</i>
<i>Your child is graduating.</i>

1948
01:20:05,383 --> 01:20:06,885
<i>You sacrificed for him. Hell.</i>

1949
01:20:06,968 --> 01:20:09,638
<i>And that damn raggedy car,</i>
<i>raggedy house of yours,</i>

1950
01:20:09,721 --> 01:20:10,889
<i>that ain't worth keeping.</i>

1951
01:20:10,972 --> 01:20:14,059
<i>You ain't got no man.</i>
<i>Your job is piss-poor.</i>

1952
01:20:14,142 --> 01:20:17,979
<i>-Why not just go on over there with him?</i>
<i>-Yeah, my job is pretty bad.</i>

1953
01:20:18,063 --> 01:20:19,940
<i>I don't know,</i>
<i>but that farm might be worse.</i>

1954
01:20:20,023 --> 01:20:21,233
<i>[scoffs]</i>

1955
01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:24,361
<i>Last time a Black woman was on a farm,</i>
<i>it didn't turn out too well, so…</i>

1956
01:20:24,945 --> 01:20:26,655
<i>But just think about it.</i>
<i>Especially in Iran.</i>

1957
01:20:26,738 --> 01:20:29,282
<i>-Yeah, I have my freedom papers this time.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

1958
01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:31,785
<i>My question, though,</i>
<i>was that something you would do, Madea?</i>

1959
01:20:31,868 --> 01:20:33,495
<i>I mean, should I really do that?</i>

1960
01:20:33,578 --> 01:20:35,413
<i>What do you mean, baby? That's love.</i>

1961
01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:37,207
<i>Love is worth it. Hell, yeah.</i>

1962
01:20:37,290 --> 01:20:39,459
<i>I wouldn't do it at this age,</i>
<i>but when I was your age,</i>

1963
01:20:39,543 --> 01:20:41,711
<i>I took some chances,</i>
<i>and that's why I live my life,</i>

1964
01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:45,048
<i>now I ain't got no regrets.</i>
<i>I got out there, and I did the damn thing.</i>

1965
01:20:45,131 --> 01:20:47,676
<i>Have fun. Just don't do nothin'</i>
<i>that's gonna ruin your life.</i>

1966
01:20:47,759 --> 01:20:49,886
<i>But at least take some chances on love.</i>

1967
01:20:49,970 --> 01:20:52,305
<i>That's love, baby.</i>
<i>That don't come around all the time.</i>

1968
01:20:52,389 --> 01:20:53,557
<i>Yeah, I hear you.</i>

1969
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:54,516
<i>I'm just…</i>

1970
01:20:55,141 --> 01:20:59,688
<i>Oh, I'm just scared. [exhales deeply]</i>
<i>I'm 12 years older than him, you know?</i>

1971
01:20:59,771 --> 01:21:04,276
<i>I don't think it's age you worried about.</i>
<i>I think it's the heartbreak you done had.</i>

1972
01:21:04,359 --> 01:21:06,152
<i>Let me tell you about heartbreak.</i>

1973
01:21:06,236 --> 01:21:08,738
<i>It'll spit you out,</i>
<i>make you not wanna love nobody.</i>

1974
01:21:08,822 --> 01:21:11,116
<i>It'll make you not wanna trust</i>
<i>nobody ever.</i>

1975
01:21:11,199 --> 01:21:13,159
<i>That's what I tell women</i>
<i>when they get heart broke.</i>

1976
01:21:13,243 --> 01:21:16,079
<i>If you get your heart broke,</i>
<i>please have the courage to try it again.</i>

1977
01:21:16,162 --> 01:21:18,748
<i>If that person break your heart,</i>
<i>have the courage to try it again.</i>

1978
01:21:18,832 --> 01:21:21,251
<i>Next person break your heart,</i>
<i>have the courage to try it again.</i>

1979
01:21:21,334 --> 01:21:23,461
<i>I'm gonna tell you,</i>
<i>you keep getting your heart broke,</i>

1980
01:21:23,545 --> 01:21:25,338
<i>pretty soon you gonna run up</i>
<i>on a heart surgeon</i>

1981
01:21:25,422 --> 01:21:28,049
<i>who know how to fix all them breaks</i>
<i>you done been through.</i>

1982
01:21:28,133 --> 01:21:30,468
<i>That's why you can't just stop, baby.</i>

1983
01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:32,929
<i>Love is worth fighting for.</i>
<i>Do you hear me?</i>

1984
01:21:33,013 --> 01:21:33,847
<i>Yeah.</i>

1985
01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:36,600
<i>So I get it. Get your heart broke,</i>
<i>don't wanna trust nobody else.</i>

1986
01:21:36,683 --> 01:21:39,311
<i>Buildin' all them walls.</i>
<i>Let me tell you something about a wall.</i>

1987
01:21:39,394 --> 01:21:43,023
<i>It'll keep everything out.</i>
<i>Stop building walls and build some fences</i>

1988
01:21:43,106 --> 01:21:46,318
<i>so you can look over and see if that's</i>
<i>who you wanna see or not. Do you hear me?</i>

1989
01:21:48,278 --> 01:21:49,195
<i>You're so wise.</i>

1990
01:21:49,821 --> 01:21:51,531
<i>Thank you. I know.</i>

1991
01:21:51,615 --> 01:21:52,949
<i>It's the weed.</i>

1992
01:21:53,033 --> 01:21:55,201
<i>I'mma tell you this now,</i>
<i>speaking of wisdom,</i>

1993
01:21:55,285 --> 01:21:58,496
<i>when you get married, make sure you</i>
<i>say "I do" to more than one person.</i>

1994
01:21:58,580 --> 01:22:01,875
<i>"I do" to one person ain't gonna work.</i>
<i>You gotta say "I do" to several people.</i>

1995
01:22:01,958 --> 01:22:03,043
<i>You understand?</i>

1996
01:22:03,126 --> 01:22:04,294
<i>No, I do not.</i>

1997
01:22:04,377 --> 01:22:06,630
<i>That's why so many people</i>
<i>are getting divorced these days.</i>

1998
01:22:06,713 --> 01:22:08,548
<i>They just say "I do" to one person.</i>

1999
01:22:08,632 --> 01:22:11,259
<i>Okay, I… I'mma take back</i>
<i>what I said about you being wise</i>

2000
01:22:11,343 --> 01:22:13,219
<i>'cause I feel</i>
<i>like you're going off the rails.</i>

2001
01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:16,890
<i>If you was high, you'd be with me.</i>
<i>But let me break it down for you.</i>

2002
01:22:16,973 --> 01:22:20,518
<i>When you marry somebody, ten years later,</i>
<i>that person gonna be somebody else.</i>

2003
01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:23,563
<i>Ten years after that, somebody else.</i>
<i>People evolve. They change.</i>

2004
01:22:23,647 --> 01:22:25,315
<i>That's why so many people</i>
<i>renew their vows,</i>

2005
01:22:25,398 --> 01:22:28,693
<i>'cause the person they say "I do" to</i>
<i>ain't the same person they with now.</i>

2006
01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:30,612
<i>Do you hear what I'm telling you?</i>

2007
01:22:30,695 --> 01:22:33,531
<i>Take a chance on love.</i>
<i>You gon' be all right.</i>

2008
01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:35,992
<i>That boy too young to know,</i>
<i>but you old enough to understand.</i>

2009
01:22:36,076 --> 01:22:40,121
<i>You old enough to know what I'm sayin'.</i>
<i>So, baby, y'all take your time, you hear?</i>

2010
01:22:40,205 --> 01:22:42,374
<i>Now, if you don't mind, I was sewin'.</i>

2011
01:22:42,874 --> 01:22:45,543
<i>I was, uh, net… net… I was net…</i>

2012
01:22:45,627 --> 01:22:48,338
<i>Needle netting,</i>
<i>and I'd like to get back to it.</i>

2013
01:22:48,421 --> 01:22:50,256
<i>-Would you mind just…?</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

2014
01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:52,384
<i>-Thank you. I love you.</i>
<i>-I love you too.</i>

2015
01:22:52,467 --> 01:22:55,136
<i>You've been here a long time.</i>
<i>It's been over a day.</i>

2016
01:22:55,220 --> 01:22:58,640
<i>-Almost time to go. [laughs]</i>
<i>-All right. I figured my time was up.</i>

2017
01:22:58,723 --> 01:23:00,517
<i>-Yeah, but I love you.</i>
<i>-I love you.</i>

2018
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:02,936
<i>-Talk to that boy, you hear me?</i>
<i>-I will.</i>

2019
01:23:03,019 --> 01:23:06,272
<i>-[Madea] Okay. Talk to him.</i>
<i>-All right. Enjoy your weed.</i>

2020
01:23:06,356 --> 01:23:08,191
<i>Eh… Oh… How you know?</i>

2021
01:23:08,775 --> 01:23:10,318
<i>You think I didn't smell that?</i>

2022
01:23:12,028 --> 01:23:16,282
<i>I got a prescription</i>
<i>'cause it ain't legal in Georgia yet.</i>

2023
01:23:16,866 --> 01:23:19,452
<i>Don't be telling your sister. Damn cop.</i>

2024
01:23:20,954 --> 01:23:21,913
<i>[sighs]</i>

2025
01:23:28,378 --> 01:23:30,755
<i>This park close at nine o'clock, son.</i>

2026
01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:34,467
<i>Nine o'clock. They trying to gentle-fy</i>
<i>the whole neighborhood.</i>

2027
01:23:34,551 --> 01:23:35,927
<i>Yeah. Gentrified?</i>

2028
01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:38,430
<i>Yeah, that's when they try</i>
<i>to make everything gentle.</i>

2029
01:23:38,513 --> 01:23:40,056
<i>Like gentrified?</i>

2030
01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:42,434
<i>That's what I said, gentle.</i>

2031
01:23:42,517 --> 01:23:44,811
<i>They gon' make it gentle.</i>
<i>It used to be rough.</i>

2032
01:23:44,894 --> 01:23:46,896
<i>That's why I go out and shoot in the air.</i>

2033
01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:49,315
<i>I don't want nobody</i>
<i>to move here to make it gentle.</i>

2034
01:23:49,399 --> 01:23:51,484
<i>-I like it rough, like it used to be.</i>
<i>-Got it.</i>

2035
01:23:51,568 --> 01:23:54,154
<i>They come in here and raise</i>
<i>the property taxes and everything.</i>

2036
01:23:54,237 --> 01:23:55,280
<i>Take over your damn house.</i>

2037
01:23:55,363 --> 01:23:57,449
<i>Put basketball courts in,</i>
<i>change the neighborhood.</i>

2038
01:23:57,532 --> 01:23:59,993
<i>Build pretty house all around.</i>
<i>I ain't selling shit.</i>

2039
01:24:00,076 --> 01:24:01,369
<i>Gentrification.</i>

2040
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:05,415
<i>Whatever it is, I ain't selling.</i>
<i>I'mma hold on to what I paid for.</i>

2041
01:24:05,498 --> 01:24:06,875
<i>-Got you.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

2042
01:24:06,958 --> 01:24:09,169
<i>Uh, Madea, is my mom still up?</i>

2043
01:24:09,252 --> 01:24:10,211
<i>Why?</i>

2044
01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:11,755
<i>I gotta talk to her.</i>

2045
01:24:11,838 --> 01:24:14,424
<i>No, your mama done had a rough day.</i>
<i>Go on home.</i>

2046
01:24:14,507 --> 01:24:17,635
<i>-What about me?</i>
<i>-What about you? Don't go upsetting her.</i>

2047
01:24:17,719 --> 01:24:19,304
<i>I'm not. I just wanna talk to her.</i>

2048
01:24:19,387 --> 01:24:21,890
<i>You go home,</i>
<i>get ready for your graduation.</i>

2049
01:24:21,973 --> 01:24:25,101
<i>Learn your speech, you understand?</i>
<i>Don't worry about this.</i>

2050
01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:28,605
<i>Parents are not perfect.</i>
<i>Parents make all kind of mistakes.</i>

2051
01:24:28,688 --> 01:24:30,732
<i>Your mom, your dad. Children think,</i>

2052
01:24:30,815 --> 01:24:33,568
<i>"My mom should've been better.</i>
<i>My dad should've been better."</i>

2053
01:24:33,651 --> 01:24:35,153
<i>They did the best they could.</i>

2054
01:24:35,236 --> 01:24:38,156
<i>Just growing up, raising children,</i>
<i>nobody tell them how to do nothing.</i>

2055
01:24:38,239 --> 01:24:40,575
<i>Sometime people just doin'</i>
<i>the best they can, you understand?</i>

2056
01:24:40,658 --> 01:24:42,786
<i>-Yes, ma'am.</i>
<i>-You had no idea they was together?</i>

2057
01:24:42,869 --> 01:24:45,955
<i>No, I mean, like,</i>
<i>he… he talks about her a lot,</i>

2058
01:24:46,039 --> 01:24:48,792
<i>but I… I… I just never put it together.</i>

2059
01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:51,294
<i>He talks about your mama a lot?</i>

2060
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:52,879
<i>Yeah.</i>

2061
01:24:52,962 --> 01:24:53,963
<i>-And… and…</i>
<i>-I mean…</i>

2062
01:24:54,047 --> 01:24:56,966
<i>You didn't think something's goin' on?</i>
<i>Let me understand.</i>

2063
01:24:57,050 --> 01:24:59,803
<i>Two children in college</i>
<i>talkin' about your mama,</i>

2064
01:24:59,886 --> 01:25:02,347
<i>a man, and you don't think</i>
<i>something's goin' on?</i>

2065
01:25:03,389 --> 01:25:04,224
<i>[scoffs]</i>

2066
01:25:04,849 --> 01:25:06,893
<i>And, baby, you goin' to law school?</i>

2067
01:25:06,976 --> 01:25:09,938
<i>-[scoffs]</i>
<i>-Listen to me. Do me a favor.</i>

2068
01:25:10,021 --> 01:25:12,982
<i>Don't try no cases right now.</i>
<i>Don't do no criminal cases.</i>

2069
01:25:13,066 --> 01:25:15,527
<i>Get some slip and falls.</i>
<i>Something you can handle.</i>

2070
01:25:15,610 --> 01:25:18,154
<i>-I'm just gonna go talk to her.</i>
<i>-No. I said it.</i>

2071
01:25:18,238 --> 01:25:21,449
<i>You ain't gonna talk to her.</i>
<i>You gon' go home and rest for tomorrow.</i>

2072
01:25:21,533 --> 01:25:23,868
<i>Make all of us proud</i>
<i>with your big ol' speech.</i>

2073
01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:28,248
<i>I… I'm gonna go stay at a friend's house.</i>
<i>I… I can't even look at Davi right now.</i>

2074
01:25:28,331 --> 01:25:31,000
<i>So come on, come on.</i>
<i>Go on home. Come on, come on.</i>

2075
01:25:31,084 --> 01:25:32,043
<i>Leave that basketball.</i>

2076
01:25:32,127 --> 01:25:34,921
<i>I don't want people saying</i>
<i>we stole it from the gentri-people.</i>

2077
01:25:35,004 --> 01:25:37,090
<i>Gentri-people trying to steal everything.</i>

2078
01:25:37,590 --> 01:25:39,592
<i>-Open the gate for a lady.</i>
<i>-[Tim] Yes, ma'am.</i>

2079
01:25:39,676 --> 01:25:41,386
<i>-[Madea] Pull it this way.</i>
<i>-[Tim] This way?</i>

2080
01:25:41,469 --> 01:25:44,097
<i>[Madea] I can't get out of there.</i>
<i>Pull it this way.</i>

2081
01:25:44,180 --> 01:25:45,849
<i>This ain't going through there.</i>

2082
01:25:45,932 --> 01:25:46,891
<i>Go on home now.</i>

2083
01:25:46,975 --> 01:25:47,851
<i>[Tim] Okay.</i>

2084
01:25:49,394 --> 01:25:52,647
<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

2085
01:25:52,730 --> 01:25:53,982
<i>[announcer] Derick Reed.</i>

2086
01:25:54,065 --> 01:25:56,484
<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

2087
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:01,531
<i>[announcer] Tory Edwards.</i>

2088
01:26:01,614 --> 01:26:03,741
<i>The graduation's taking a long time.</i>
<i>You like my dress?</i>

2089
01:26:03,825 --> 01:26:05,743
<i>Oh, Miss Madea, you look very nice.</i>

2090
01:26:05,827 --> 01:26:09,414
<i>Thank you. Thank you so much. I try.</i>
<i>I got this from Aretha Franklin.</i>

2091
01:26:09,497 --> 01:26:10,623
<i>-It's beautiful.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

2092
01:26:10,707 --> 01:26:13,126
<i>She willed it to me.</i>
<i>Aretha knew fashion, baby.</i>

2093
01:26:13,209 --> 01:26:15,295
<i>-Wow.</i>
<i>-She willed it after she died.</i>

2094
01:26:15,378 --> 01:26:17,839
<i>Yes, indeed. How's your mama doin'?</i>

2095
01:26:18,756 --> 01:26:22,343
<i>She still has her knickers--</i>
<i>Her panties in a bunch.</i>

2096
01:26:22,427 --> 01:26:25,096
<i>-Okay, panties, baby. Panties.</i>
<i>-She'll be fine.</i>

2097
01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:26,598
<i>How you doin', Agnes?</i>

2098
01:26:26,681 --> 01:26:27,891
<i>I'm fine.</i>

2099
01:26:27,974 --> 01:26:30,476
<i>Don't look like you enjoying yourself,</i>
<i>twisted up in the mouth.</i>

2100
01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:34,522
<i>No, no, no. [splutters] It's not true.</i>
<i>The sooner this is over, the better.</i>

2101
01:26:34,606 --> 01:26:36,065
<i>We can all get on that plane.</i>

2102
01:26:36,149 --> 01:26:37,817
<i>-Including Davi.</i>
<i>-[camera clicks]</i>

2103
01:26:37,901 --> 01:26:39,235
<i>Mmm. Mmm.</i>

2104
01:26:39,319 --> 01:26:41,696
<i>I think it got chilly</i>
<i>over here in the hot sun.</i>

2105
01:26:41,779 --> 01:26:45,533
<i>-I'm sorry you didn't have a good time.</i>
<i>-Oh, I did. I did have a good time.</i>

2106
01:26:45,617 --> 01:26:46,659
<i>I just… I…</i>

2107
01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:48,786
<i>I wasn't expecting this.</i>

2108
01:26:48,870 --> 01:26:50,663
<i>-[Cora] Wait a minute, that's my baby.</i>
<i>-This?</i>

2109
01:26:50,747 --> 01:26:51,831
<i>[Madea] Incoming.</i>

2110
01:26:52,540 --> 01:26:54,959
<i>Davi O'Malley!</i>

2111
01:26:55,043 --> 01:26:57,587
<i>-Yes!</i>
<i>-[crowd cheering]</i>

2112
01:26:57,670 --> 01:26:59,756
<i>-Proud of him.</i>
<i>-Well-done, Davi.</i>

2113
01:27:00,381 --> 01:27:02,217
<i>[shouting indistinctly]</i>

2114
01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:03,176
<i>Go, Davi!</i>

2115
01:27:03,259 --> 01:27:04,636
<i>Okay. He know.</i>

2116
01:27:04,719 --> 01:27:09,098
<i>-[Ellie] He isn't even looking at him.</i>
<i>-I know. I ruined his graduation too.</i>

2117
01:27:09,182 --> 01:27:10,308
<i>No, you didn't.</i>

2118
01:27:10,391 --> 01:27:12,769
<i>You ain't ruined nothing.</i>
<i>That boy be all right.</i>

2119
01:27:12,852 --> 01:27:16,064
<i>He better be glad. All that money</i>
<i>we done spent putting him through sc…</i>

2120
01:27:16,147 --> 01:27:21,194
<i>I spent $37.49</i>
<i>putting that boy through school.</i>

2121
01:27:21,277 --> 01:27:23,404
<i>Timothy Marshall!</i>

2122
01:27:23,488 --> 01:27:26,783
<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

2123
01:27:28,201 --> 01:27:29,953
<i>[Richard] You did it! You did it!</i>

2124
01:27:33,498 --> 01:27:36,751
<i>That's my baby! That's my baby boy!</i>

2125
01:27:36,834 --> 01:27:39,087
<i>[cheering, whooping]</i>

2126
01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:41,256
<i>Yes!</i>

2127
01:27:41,339 --> 01:27:43,007
<i>Go, Tim! [laughs]</i>

2128
01:27:43,091 --> 01:27:44,550
<i>[Madea] Y'all get the picture? Smile.</i>

2129
01:27:44,634 --> 01:27:46,803
<i>-He ain't smile? Did he get the diploma?</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

2130
01:27:46,886 --> 01:27:49,097
<i>Great. I'm getting ready</i>
<i>to go and whoop her ass.</i>

2131
01:27:49,180 --> 01:27:51,140
<i>[Cora] Madea, would you just stay seated?</i>

2132
01:27:51,224 --> 01:27:53,393
<i>Don't do that at the graduation.</i>

2133
01:27:53,476 --> 01:27:54,936
<i>-[Cora] Yes!</i>
<i>-Don't do that.</i>

2134
01:27:55,019 --> 01:27:56,854
<i>-That's right!</i>
<i>-You already ruined two dinners.</i>

2135
01:27:56,938 --> 01:27:59,565
<i>-Oh my God.</i>
-<i>You got to act up everywhere you go.</i>

2136
01:27:59,649 --> 01:28:01,276
<i>-You know what you ruined?</i>
<i>-[Brown] What?</i>

2137
01:28:01,359 --> 01:28:03,861
<i>My appetite with that ugly ass suit.</i>
<i>Please be quiet.</i>

2138
01:28:03,945 --> 01:28:05,822
<i>Will you stop? He has to say his speech.</i>

2139
01:28:05,905 --> 01:28:07,991
<i>I'm tired of you</i>
<i>talking to me like a child.</i>

2140
01:28:08,074 --> 01:28:10,368
<i>-I don't meant to ta--</i>
<i>-I'mma take you to the cane.</i>

2141
01:28:10,451 --> 01:28:12,578
<i>I don't mean to talk</i>
<i>to you like a kid, Madea,</i>

2142
01:28:12,662 --> 01:28:14,330
<i>but this is a big day for him!</i>

2143
01:28:14,414 --> 01:28:16,124
<i>-[Bam] The way she actin'.</i>
<i>-[Madea] Shut up.</i>

2144
01:28:16,207 --> 01:28:19,669
<i>[announcer] Now, we are pleased to present</i>
<i>the valedictorian of our graduating class,</i>

2145
01:28:19,752 --> 01:28:21,421
<i>Timothy Marshall.</i>

2146
01:28:21,504 --> 01:28:23,172
<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

2147
01:28:23,256 --> 01:28:27,176
<i>-Yeah! Valedictorian!</i>
<i>-That's my son! That's my son!</i>

2148
01:28:27,802 --> 01:28:30,179
<i>-That's my son!</i>
<i>-He about to say his speech.</i>

2149
01:28:30,263 --> 01:28:32,265
<i>-He about to say his speech.</i>
<i>-[Richard] That's mine.</i>

2150
01:28:32,348 --> 01:28:35,351
<i>"That's your son."</i>
<i>He done talking about that's his son.</i>

2151
01:28:35,435 --> 01:28:36,644
<i>Well, it ain't your son.</i>

2152
01:28:36,728 --> 01:28:40,023
<i>You ain't did a thing for him.</i>
<i>Talk about your son. Hush! Hush!</i>

2153
01:28:40,732 --> 01:28:41,774
<i>[sighs]</i>

2154
01:28:42,442 --> 01:28:44,777
<i>-[Madea] He ain't saying his speech?</i>
<i>-[Cora] He ripped it up.</i>

2155
01:28:44,861 --> 01:28:46,446
<i>[Bam] What he gon' say now?</i>

2156
01:28:46,529 --> 01:28:48,614
<i>Maybe he got it memorized.</i>
<i>He got it memorized.</i>

2157
01:28:48,698 --> 01:28:49,574
<i>Maybe so.</i>

2158
01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:54,078
<i>[sighs] I was gonna get up here</i>
<i>and talk about life</i>

2159
01:28:54,662 --> 01:28:57,999
<i>and all of the great things that await us.</i>

2160
01:28:58,833 --> 01:29:00,543
<i>About jobs, about hope.</i>

2161
01:29:01,961 --> 01:29:03,963
<i>But these last two days, you guys,</i>

2162
01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:08,134
<i>I was lied to by my best friend.</i>

2163
01:29:08,217 --> 01:29:13,931
<i>Well, I shouldn't say lied to.</i>
<i>Deceived by him and my mother.</i>

2164
01:29:14,015 --> 01:29:15,224
<i>-[Cora] Oh.</i>
<i>-[Richard] Yep.</i>

2165
01:29:15,308 --> 01:29:16,142
<i>[Madea] Ooh.</i>

2166
01:29:16,225 --> 01:29:19,187
<i>-You see, I didn't know they were dating.</i>
<i>-Oh my gosh.</i>

2167
01:29:19,270 --> 01:29:21,731
<i>-Put all our business--</i>
<i>-He putting all this in the street.</i>

2168
01:29:21,814 --> 01:29:23,232
<i>He don't have to say all that.</i>

2169
01:29:23,316 --> 01:29:25,651
<i>-[Madea] Are you recording it?</i>
<i>-Yeah. [splutters]</i>

2170
01:29:25,735 --> 01:29:28,988
<i>I spent all of last night mad.</i>

2171
01:29:29,906 --> 01:29:32,825
<i>Mad at them. Mad that I didn't know.</i>

2172
01:29:32,909 --> 01:29:36,621
<i>But then I… I… I realized that I, too,</i>

2173
01:29:37,121 --> 01:29:38,539
<i>am harboring a secret.</i>

2174
01:29:38,623 --> 01:29:41,084
<i>At… at… at least</i>
<i>I thought it was a secret.</i>

2175
01:29:41,167 --> 01:29:43,628
<i>My whole family already knew.</i>

2176
01:29:43,711 --> 01:29:45,046
<i>Yeah, we knew. We knew.</i>

2177
01:29:45,630 --> 01:29:48,007
<i>You see, I'm gay,</i>

2178
01:29:48,091 --> 01:29:51,344
<i>and I was really worried</i>
<i>about what they would think.</i>

2179
01:29:51,427 --> 01:29:53,179
<i>I didn't care what I thought.</i>

2180
01:29:53,971 --> 01:29:56,724
<i>When I came out to them,</i>
<i>they showed me so much love,</i>

2181
01:29:56,808 --> 01:30:00,728
<i>and it… it just made me realize</i>
<i>how fortunate I am to have them.</i>

2182
01:30:01,729 --> 01:30:05,483
<i>And so, as we start</i>
<i>this bright future of ours,</i>

2183
01:30:06,317 --> 01:30:10,613
<i>I just want to take the time</i>
<i>to thank my mother, who always loved me,</i>

2184
01:30:10,696 --> 01:30:15,410
<i>stood by me, worked, did whatever</i>
<i>she could to help put me through school.</i>

2185
01:30:16,702 --> 01:30:20,915
<i>-And to my dad, thank you.</i>
<i>-[Madea] He ain't done nothing for you.</i>

2186
01:30:20,998 --> 01:30:22,291
<i>-[sighs] Madea.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

2187
01:30:22,375 --> 01:30:23,209
<i>Agree.</i>

2188
01:30:23,709 --> 01:30:26,712
<i>Even though they were divorced</i>
<i>and he didn't have much,</i>

2189
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:29,090
<i>he still tried to be there for me.</i>

2190
01:30:29,173 --> 01:30:32,301
<i>And to my best friend Davi,</i>

2191
01:30:32,385 --> 01:30:34,887
<i>who never once judged me</i>

2192
01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:36,389
<i>but was always a friend.</i>

2193
01:30:36,889 --> 01:30:40,977
<i>Even though he was sneaking around</i>
<i>with my mother.</i>

2194
01:30:41,060 --> 01:30:41,894
<i>[Madea] Damn.</i>

2195
01:30:41,978 --> 01:30:43,729
<i>-[Cora] Why does he keep saying that?</i>
<i>-I mean…</i>

2196
01:30:43,813 --> 01:30:45,857
<i>-[Bam] 'Cause he was.</i>
<i>-[Madea] He was whoring around.</i>

2197
01:30:45,940 --> 01:30:48,776
<i>He talk too damn much. What goes on</i>
<i>in the house stay in the house.</i>

2198
01:30:48,860 --> 01:30:49,777
<i>[Cora] Amen!</i>

2199
01:30:49,861 --> 01:30:53,197
<i>I thought about what kind of guy he is.</i>

2200
01:30:53,281 --> 01:30:55,950
<i>He's mature. He's a good man.</i>

2201
01:30:56,033 --> 01:31:00,037
<i>And I thought to myself, how lucky am I</i>

2202
01:31:00,121 --> 01:31:02,999
<i>that the two people I love</i>
<i>the most in this world</i>

2203
01:31:03,082 --> 01:31:05,209
<i>found each other because of me.</i>

2204
01:31:06,335 --> 01:31:07,795
<i>Would I rather have known?</i>

2205
01:31:07,879 --> 01:31:09,130
<i>-Yes.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

2206
01:31:09,213 --> 01:31:11,674
<i>[Tim] But I'm okay with it.</i>

2207
01:31:11,757 --> 01:31:14,427
<i>And I wanna apologize</i>
<i>to them for how I acted.</i>

2208
01:31:15,845 --> 01:31:19,182
<i>A future isn't a future without a past.</i>

2209
01:31:20,850 --> 01:31:23,811
<i>And I'm just so thankful</i>
<i>that I have a family.</i>

2210
01:31:24,520 --> 01:31:26,314
<i>For my great-grandmother, Madea.</i>

2211
01:31:26,397 --> 01:31:30,318
<i>My grandma, Cora,</i>
<i>Mr. Brown, Aunt Ellie, Aunt Bam.</i>

2212
01:31:30,401 --> 01:31:32,653
<i>And of course, Uncle Joe.</i>

2213
01:31:32,737 --> 01:31:35,656
<i>[Madea] Baby, Joe ain't here.</i>
<i>He was too high to come.</i>

2214
01:31:35,740 --> 01:31:38,701
<i>And I just wanna let the world know that</i>

2215
01:31:39,785 --> 01:31:43,748
<i>I love them,</i>
<i>and I'm so thankful to be born to them.</i>

2216
01:31:43,831 --> 01:31:45,500
<i>And as we start this future,</i>

2217
01:31:45,583 --> 01:31:50,004
<i>I start mine standing on the shoulders</i>
<i>of regular, hardworking people</i>

2218
01:31:50,087 --> 01:31:51,589
<i>who didn't have much.</i>

2219
01:31:51,672 --> 01:31:53,257
<i>They are giants to me.</i>

2220
01:31:54,133 --> 01:31:56,260
<i>And I love them with my whole heart.</i>

2221
01:31:57,178 --> 01:31:58,012
<i>Thank you.</i>

2222
01:31:58,095 --> 01:32:01,349
<i>-[crowd cheering]</i>
<i>-["Pomp and Circumstance" playing]</i>

2223
01:32:04,727 --> 01:32:05,895
<i>Beautiful.</i>

2224
01:32:06,604 --> 01:32:08,940
<i>-Tim, Tim, Tim!</i>
<i>-[mouthing] Thank you, Jesus.</i>

2225
01:32:10,483 --> 01:32:11,609
<i>[mouthing] Yes.</i>

2226
01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:14,070
<i>[students cheering]</i>

2227
01:32:18,324 --> 01:32:19,909
<i>Hallelujah!</i>

2228
01:32:22,954 --> 01:32:26,290
<i>-That was all right. That was beautiful.</i>
<i>-That was beautiful.</i>

2229
01:32:26,374 --> 01:32:28,000
<i>-Yes, it was.</i>
<i>-[Madea] Yeah.</i>

2230
01:32:31,462 --> 01:32:33,673
<i>-[Davi] Hey.</i>
<i>-Hey. Come with me.</i>

2231
01:32:35,967 --> 01:32:38,511
<i>I thought I was the one</i>
<i>with the big secret.</i>

2232
01:32:38,594 --> 01:32:41,847
<i>Oh. [scoffs]</i>
<i>We didn't wanna hurt you, baby.</i>

2233
01:32:42,848 --> 01:32:43,849
<i>Do you love him?</i>

2234
01:32:45,142 --> 01:32:46,769
<i>Yes, I do.</i>

2235
01:32:49,230 --> 01:32:50,314
<i>Do you love her?</i>

2236
01:32:50,398 --> 01:32:51,857
<i>Yes, I do.</i>

2237
01:32:54,068 --> 01:32:55,403
<i>You should've told me.</i>

2238
01:32:55,486 --> 01:32:56,571
<i>I… I know. I'm sorry.</i>

2239
01:32:57,738 --> 01:33:00,116
<i>We're sorry. I'm sorry.</i>

2240
01:33:00,658 --> 01:33:03,035
<i>Look, trust me. We were gonna tell you.</i>

2241
01:33:04,954 --> 01:33:06,789
<i>Don't… don't be sorry. I…</i>

2242
01:33:06,872 --> 01:33:09,208
<i>I know what it's like to have a secret,</i>

2243
01:33:09,292 --> 01:33:12,878
<i>and I feel so good now</i>
<i>that my family knows.</i>

2244
01:33:12,962 --> 01:33:16,424
<i>And I… I don't want you to hide it.</i>

2245
01:33:17,675 --> 01:33:20,094
<i>I'm so proud of you, baby.</i>
<i>I stay proud of you. Come here.</i>

2246
01:33:20,177 --> 01:33:21,887
<i>-I love you.</i>
<i>-[Laura] I love you.</i>

2247
01:33:22,388 --> 01:33:23,514
<i>[Tim, Laura exhale]</i>

2248
01:33:23,598 --> 01:33:25,808
<i>-I'm not calling you Dad.</i>
<i>-I wouldn't want you to.</i>

2249
01:33:25,891 --> 01:33:27,268
<i>And… and if you hurt her…</i>

2250
01:33:27,351 --> 01:33:29,687
<i>-Hey.</i>
<i>-I wouldn't do that.</i>

2251
01:33:29,770 --> 01:33:32,440
<i>But it doesn't matter now.</i>
<i>She won't marry me.</i>

2252
01:33:33,149 --> 01:33:33,983
<i>What?</i>

2253
01:33:34,066 --> 01:33:36,861
<i>Mom, you… you just said you loved him.</i>
<i>What's the problem?</i>

2254
01:33:36,944 --> 01:33:39,822
<i>[scoffs] He has to go back to Ireland.</i>

2255
01:33:39,905 --> 01:33:42,074
<i>His great-aunt made that very clear to me.</i>

2256
01:33:42,158 --> 01:33:43,075
<i>What?</i>

2257
01:33:43,159 --> 01:33:44,619
<i>Is that why you said no?</i>

2258
01:33:44,702 --> 01:33:47,496
<i>Well, I don't want us</i>
<i>to be a rift in your family.</i>

2259
01:33:47,580 --> 01:33:50,791
<i>-Don't you--</i>
<i>-Oh, Davi, son, congratulations.</i>

2260
01:33:50,875 --> 01:33:54,462
<i>You did the family</i>
<i>and the whole country of Ireland proud.</i>

2261
01:33:54,545 --> 01:33:57,590
<i>Thank you.</i>
<i>Aunt Agnes, I need to speak with you.</i>

2262
01:33:57,673 --> 01:34:00,426
<i>There's nothing left to be said, son.</i>
<i>I'm delighted to be here.</i>

2263
01:34:00,509 --> 01:34:01,802
<i>And I'm delighted you were here.</i>

2264
01:34:01,886 --> 01:34:02,720
<i>Well, there we go.</i>

2265
01:34:02,803 --> 01:34:05,222
<i>Mummy, will you let Davi speak, please.</i>

2266
01:34:05,806 --> 01:34:08,768
<i>-Thanks, Cathy. I--</i>
<i>-Go on, say what you want to say.</i>

2267
01:34:08,851 --> 01:34:10,895
<i>-I knew I was--</i>
<i>-Wait, hold on a second.</i>

2268
01:34:10,978 --> 01:34:12,521
<i>I forgot your card.</i>

2269
01:34:12,605 --> 01:34:14,982
<i>-Here's your graduation present. Open it.</i>
<i>-What…</i>

2270
01:34:20,112 --> 01:34:21,113
<i>What's this?</i>

2271
01:34:22,615 --> 01:34:25,242
<i>-It's your ticket to Ireland. Canceled.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

2272
01:34:26,869 --> 01:34:27,787
<i>-But--</i>
<i>-But nothing.</i>

2273
01:34:28,746 --> 01:34:30,706
<i>Davi, you know how much</i>
<i>I want you to come home,</i>

2274
01:34:30,790 --> 01:34:33,709
<i>and you know how much</i>
<i>I respect family tradition.</i>

2275
01:34:33,793 --> 01:34:35,961
<i>But a wise woman told me,</i>

2276
01:34:36,045 --> 01:34:40,007
<i>"Children have to live their own lives.</i>
<i>They have to make their own decisions."</i>

2277
01:34:40,633 --> 01:34:43,177
<i>And she said something about</i>
<i>being a Black whore's…</i>

2278
01:34:43,260 --> 01:34:44,887
<i>Anyway, that's irrelevant.</i>

2279
01:34:44,970 --> 01:34:46,055
<i>The thing is,</i>

2280
01:34:47,348 --> 01:34:48,557
<i>your life is here, son.</i>

2281
01:34:49,725 --> 01:34:51,560
<i>And I think your happiness is here too.</i>

2282
01:34:52,395 --> 01:34:54,522
<i>-[chuckles]</i>
<i>-And that's all I want for you.</i>

2283
01:34:56,941 --> 01:34:59,110
<i>[Brown] Oh, that's good. That's, like…</i>

2284
01:34:59,193 --> 01:35:00,528
<i>That's so good.</i>

2285
01:35:02,405 --> 01:35:03,489
<i>-[sniffles]</i>
<i>-[sighs]</i>

2286
01:35:04,115 --> 01:35:06,617
<i>[chuckles] So you don't mind</i>
<i>if we get married?</i>

2287
01:35:06,701 --> 01:35:08,661
<i>I don't think</i>
<i>that's a question for Aunt Agnes.</i>

2288
01:35:08,744 --> 01:35:11,205
<i>I think that's a question</i>
<i>for the beautiful lady right here.</i>

2289
01:35:11,288 --> 01:35:12,707
<i>What you got to say?</i>

2290
01:35:14,125 --> 01:35:14,959
<i>Laura…</i>

2291
01:35:15,751 --> 01:35:17,878
<i>Don't you get down on your knee again.</i>

2292
01:35:17,962 --> 01:35:19,171
<i>She already said no.</i>

2293
01:35:19,255 --> 01:35:21,132
<i>Yeah, you done embarrassed yourself once.</i>

2294
01:35:21,215 --> 01:35:22,466
<i>-Would you two hush?</i>
<i>-But Cora--</i>

2295
01:35:22,550 --> 01:35:25,219
<i>-You wasting time.</i>
<i>-He can propose and marry my daughter.</i>

2296
01:35:25,302 --> 01:35:26,929
<i>I'm keeping him from embarrassing himself.</i>

2297
01:35:27,012 --> 01:35:29,140
<i>Yeah, I'mma take a picture.</i>
<i>Hush. Go ahead, baby.</i>

2298
01:35:29,223 --> 01:35:30,474
<i>-Do it. Do it</i>
<i>-Just ask.</i>

2299
01:35:30,558 --> 01:35:32,560
<i>-[Cora] I'mma see if she gon' say yes.</i>
<i>-Laura.</i>

2300
01:35:33,060 --> 01:35:35,896
<i>[breathes deeply] Will you marry me?</i>

2301
01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:36,939
<i>[Brown] Shh.</i>

2302
01:35:37,940 --> 01:35:39,066
<i>Yes.</i>

2303
01:35:39,150 --> 01:35:41,068
<i>-Yes!</i>
<i>-Yes!</i>

2304
01:35:41,152 --> 01:35:44,697
<i>[Cora] Yes, we'll marry you.</i>
<i>Yes, we'll marry you.</i>

2305
01:35:44,780 --> 01:35:49,201
<i>I want you to tie that knot.</i>
<i>And y'all will go to holy mattresmony.</i>

2306
01:35:49,285 --> 01:35:51,871
<i>-What are you gonna tell his grandpa?</i>
<i>-Nothing.</i>

2307
01:35:51,954 --> 01:35:53,080
<i>Nothing?</i>

2308
01:35:53,164 --> 01:35:54,874
<i>His granddad is in jail.</i>

2309
01:35:54,957 --> 01:35:57,585
<i>He was found in a hotel room</i>
<i>naked with a drunk sheep.</i>

2310
01:35:57,668 --> 01:35:59,044
<i>-Shut…</i>
<i>-[Cora, Brown] What?</i>

2311
01:35:59,128 --> 01:36:00,421
<i>-A sheep?</i>
<i>-[Agnes] Hmm.</i>

2312
01:36:00,504 --> 01:36:02,131
<i>-That's nasty.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

2313
01:36:02,757 --> 01:36:05,092
<i>He brought the sheep in hisself?</i>

2314
01:36:05,176 --> 01:36:08,220
<i>-No, no. It was a… it was a… a blind date.</i>
<i>-Oh.</i>

2315
01:36:08,304 --> 01:36:10,347
<i>I done seen that movie and the sequel.</i>

2316
01:36:10,431 --> 01:36:12,057
<i>-[Agnes chuckles]</i>
<i>-[Cora] Ooh!</i>

2317
01:36:13,684 --> 01:36:15,269
<i>I love you, Aunt Agnes.</i>

2318
01:36:15,352 --> 01:36:18,272
<i>-I know, son, and I love you.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Congratulations.</i>

2319
01:36:18,355 --> 01:36:21,066
<i>Now, we have a plane to catch.</i>
<i>Cathy, come on.</i>

2320
01:36:21,150 --> 01:36:22,401
<i>That is so nice.</i>

2321
01:36:22,485 --> 01:36:25,279
<i>God bless y'all.</i>
<i>I'm so proud of y'all. Whoo!</i>

2322
01:36:25,362 --> 01:36:27,198
<i>-Laura.</i>
<i>-Where's Madea?</i>

2323
01:36:27,281 --> 01:36:29,200
<i>Over there asleep.</i>

2324
01:36:29,283 --> 01:36:31,243
<i>I wanna say goodbye. Cathy, come on.</i>

2325
01:36:32,077 --> 01:36:32,912
<i>Wait here.</i>

2326
01:36:32,995 --> 01:36:35,206
<i>Oh, baby, I'm so proud of you.</i>

2327
01:36:35,289 --> 01:36:37,082
<i>Man, let me do y'all wedding.</i>

2328
01:36:37,166 --> 01:36:41,128
<i>Mmm. Yeah. Jay, thank you, Jay.</i>

2329
01:36:41,212 --> 01:36:42,087
<i>Madea.</i>

2330
01:36:42,671 --> 01:36:46,801
<i>Oh, you… you scared me.</i>
<i>I fell asleep on that indica. Mmm.</i>

2331
01:36:46,884 --> 01:36:48,260
<i>-Is it over?</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

2332
01:36:48,761 --> 01:36:50,221
<i>Oh, okay. Okay.</i>

2333
01:36:50,304 --> 01:36:52,348
<i>-We have to get to the plane.</i>
<i>-Mmm.</i>

2334
01:36:52,431 --> 01:36:53,599
<i>I'm letting Davi stay.</i>

2335
01:36:53,682 --> 01:36:55,518
<i>I knew you would.</i>
<i>That is the right thing to do.</i>

2336
01:36:55,601 --> 01:36:56,852
<i>I knew you'd do the right thing.</i>

2337
01:36:56,936 --> 01:36:58,604
<i>[chuckles] Madea, thanks very much.</i>

2338
01:36:58,687 --> 01:37:01,398
<i>You were a wonderful hostess,</i>
<i>and thank you for the talks--</i>

2339
01:37:01,482 --> 01:37:03,067
<i>I'm a wonderful ho-stess?</i>

2340
01:37:03,150 --> 01:37:04,652
<i>Ho-stess.</i>

2341
01:37:04,735 --> 01:37:07,863
<i>Oh, that's hos, plural.</i>
<i>Okay, yes. I get it.</i>

2342
01:37:07,947 --> 01:37:10,908
<i>Thank you so much for the talks,</i>
<i>and thank you for the recipe.</i>

2343
01:37:10,991 --> 01:37:12,785
<i>Oh, you welcome. Don't go to jail.</i>

2344
01:37:12,868 --> 01:37:15,287
<i>You get five to ten</i>
<i>if you make too much. [chuckles]</i>

2345
01:37:15,371 --> 01:37:18,290
<i>When you gonna come across the pond?</i>
<i>Come and visit us.</i>

2346
01:37:18,374 --> 01:37:20,042
<i>-Hmm.</i>
<i>-It'd be nice to show you around.</i>

2347
01:37:20,125 --> 01:37:21,961
<i>-I'll show you everywhere.</i>
<i>-Hmm.</i>

2348
01:37:22,044 --> 01:37:24,672
<i>Maybe Mrs. Brown and Madea do Europe.</i>

2349
01:37:24,755 --> 01:37:26,715
<i>-Ooh, I love that.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

2350
01:37:26,799 --> 01:37:28,467
<i>I can't wait to show you</i>
<i>my beloved Ireland.</i>

2351
01:37:28,551 --> 01:37:31,971
<i>Oh, you had me till you started talking</i>
<i>about Iran. Baby, I can't go to Iran.</i>

2352
01:37:32,054 --> 01:37:35,558
<i>-Ireland.</i>
<i>-I know, too much sand in that Iran-land.</i>

2353
01:37:35,641 --> 01:37:37,518
<i>Fuck's sake.</i>

2354
01:37:37,601 --> 01:37:38,853
<i>-Whatever.</i>
<i>-Mmm.</i>

2355
01:37:38,936 --> 01:37:41,146
<i>-Right. Well, I better go.</i>
<i>-Yeah. Yeah.</i>

2356
01:37:41,230 --> 01:37:43,607
<i>-Thanks for everything.</i>
<i>-You travel safe. Fly.</i>

2357
01:37:43,691 --> 01:37:45,067
<i>-Bye.</i>
<i>-Bye.</i>

2358
01:37:45,150 --> 01:37:48,153
<i>Listen. Thank you so much</i>
<i>from the bottom of my heart.</i>

2359
01:37:48,237 --> 01:37:49,071
<i>I appreciate it.</i>

2360
01:37:49,154 --> 01:37:51,490
<i>-Thank you.</i>
<i>-I'm high as hell, or I'd walk you out.</i>

2361
01:37:51,574 --> 01:37:53,701
<i>-I'm going now.</i>
<i>-Okay, I gotta find the steps.</i>

2362
01:37:53,784 --> 01:37:55,953
<i>That's why I falled asleep up here.</i>
<i>I'm high as hell.</i>

2363
01:37:56,036 --> 01:37:57,204
<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-I love you.</i>

2364
01:37:57,288 --> 01:37:58,289
<i>I love you too.</i>

2365
01:37:58,372 --> 01:37:59,415
<i>I love you too.</i>

2366
01:37:59,498 --> 01:38:01,041
<i>-Bye.</i>
<i>-Bye, Agnes.</i>

2367
01:38:01,125 --> 01:38:03,335
<i>-I just wanted to say goodbye.</i>
<i>-You did, baby.</i>

2368
01:38:03,419 --> 01:38:05,170
<i>-Oh, did I?</i>
<i>-Twice. Okay. All right.</i>

2369
01:38:05,254 --> 01:38:07,464
<i>You all up in my space. [chuckles] Bye.</i>

2370
01:38:08,173 --> 01:38:10,426
<i>Mabel, did you…</i>
<i>What you dreaming up here about?</i>

2371
01:38:10,509 --> 01:38:13,596
<i>-Baby, I had that good-good.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Really?</i>

2372
01:38:13,679 --> 01:38:16,974
<i>♪ Grainin' on that wood</i>
<i>Grainin', grainin' on that wood… ♪</i>

2373
01:38:17,725 --> 01:38:19,727
<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

2374
01:38:22,271 --> 01:38:26,901
<i>♪ Lift every voice ♪</i>

2375
01:38:26,984 --> 01:38:31,989
<i>♪ And sing ♪</i>

2376
01:38:32,656 --> 01:38:34,742
<i>[strong percussive beat begins]</i>

2377
01:38:36,035 --> 01:38:37,244
<i>[crowd] Yeah!</i>

2378
01:38:37,328 --> 01:38:42,249
<i>♪ Till earth and</i> <i>♪</i>

2379
01:38:42,333 --> 01:38:48,964
<i>♪ Heaven ring ♪</i>

2380
01:38:54,595 --> 01:38:57,264
<i>♪ Ring with the ♪</i>

2381
01:38:57,348 --> 01:39:03,145
<i>♪ Harmonies</i> <i>♪</i>

2382
01:39:04,188 --> 01:39:05,773
<i>[man] Oh yeah, oh yeah.</i>

2383
01:39:07,024 --> 01:39:09,860
<i>♪ Of liberty ♪</i>

2384
01:39:09,944 --> 01:39:13,030
<i>♪ Let our rejoicing rise ♪</i>

2385
01:39:13,113 --> 01:39:16,241
<i>♪ High as the listening skies ♪</i>

2386
01:39:16,325 --> 01:39:21,830
<i>♪ Let it resound</i>
<i>Loud as the rolling sea ♪</i>

2387
01:39:24,249 --> 01:39:25,501
<i>[fireworks explode]</i>

2388
01:39:25,584 --> 01:39:27,002
<i>What you think is better?</i>

2389
01:39:27,086 --> 01:39:28,796
<i>[man] I mean, I think we could use</i>

2390
01:39:28,879 --> 01:39:30,923
<i>another "Drunk in Love"</i>
<i>swag sort of run-through.</i>

2391
01:39:31,006 --> 01:39:32,299
<i>Yep, I agree. I agree.</i>

2392
01:39:32,967 --> 01:39:36,261
<i>[man] And get all departments,</i>
<i>people who haven't seen the show,</i>

2393
01:39:36,345 --> 01:39:39,181
<i>like seen it from the top,</i>
<i>are super unclear of what the vibe is.</i>

2394
01:39:39,264 --> 01:39:41,141
<i>What she walk in front of me for?</i>
<i>I'm talking.</i>

2395
01:39:41,225 --> 01:39:42,851
<i>You just gonna walk in front of me?</i>

2396
01:39:43,602 --> 01:39:44,603
<i>Yeah, I'm with you.</i>

2397
01:39:44,687 --> 01:39:47,147
<i>Let's get all departments</i>
<i>so we can feel each other energy.</i>

2398
01:39:47,231 --> 01:39:49,191
<i>Okay. What time is it?</i>

2399
01:39:49,274 --> 01:39:52,820
<i>-[woman] Six-thirty.</i>
<i>-Okay. And what time we gotta leave?</i>

2400
01:39:53,612 --> 01:39:54,571
<i>[woman] At eight.</i>

2401
01:39:54,655 --> 01:39:56,699
<i>That's enough time.</i>
<i>We can try to get most of it too.</i>

2402
01:39:56,782 --> 01:39:57,658
<i>Okay. Fine.</i>

2403
01:39:57,741 --> 01:39:59,743
<i>Okay, well, let's do it. Let's go.</i>

2404
01:39:59,827 --> 01:40:03,122
<i>["Drunk in Love" playing]</i>

2405
01:40:06,500 --> 01:40:08,961
<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

2406
01:40:12,715 --> 01:40:15,342
<i>♪ I been drinkin', I been drinkin' ♪</i>

2407
01:40:16,677 --> 01:40:19,638
<i>♪ I get filthy</i>
<i>When that liquor get into me ♪</i>

2408
01:40:19,722 --> 01:40:22,224
<i>♪ I been thinkin', I been thinkin' ♪</i>

2409
01:40:23,809 --> 01:40:26,020
<i>♪ Can't keep my fingers off it, baby ♪</i>

2410
01:40:26,103 --> 01:40:29,273
<i>-♪ I want you, na-na ♪</i>
-[band begins to play]

2411
01:40:30,607 --> 01:40:32,818
<i>♪ Can't keep my fingers off you, baby ♪</i>

2412
01:40:32,901 --> 01:40:35,988
<i>♪ I want you, na-na ♪</i>

2413
01:40:36,071 --> 01:40:39,867
<i>♪ Drunk in love ♪</i>

2414
01:40:39,950 --> 01:40:42,953
<i>♪ Cigars on ice, cigars on ice ♪</i>

2415
01:40:44,121 --> 01:40:46,832
<i>♪ Feel like an animal</i>
<i>With these cameras all in my grill ♪</i>

2416
01:40:46,915 --> 01:40:49,710
<i>♪ Flashing lights, flashing lights ♪</i>

2417
01:40:51,211 --> 01:40:53,130
<i>♪ You got me faded, faded, faded ♪</i>

2418
01:40:53,213 --> 01:40:56,759
<i>♪ Baby, I want you, na-na ♪</i>

2419
01:40:57,843 --> 01:40:59,845
<i>♪ Can't keep my eyes off my fatty ♪</i>

2420
01:40:59,928 --> 01:41:03,182
<i>♪ Baby, I want you, na-na ♪</i>

2421
01:41:03,265 --> 01:41:06,935
<i>♪ Drunk in love ♪</i>

2422
01:41:07,019 --> 01:41:10,147
<i>[Madea] God, we thank you right now</i>
<i>for your blessin'</i>

2423
01:41:10,230 --> 01:41:13,942
<i>of bein' able to do</i>
<i>what we love with all of these,</i>

2424
01:41:14,026 --> 01:41:17,571
<i>uh… beautiful people.</i>

2425
01:41:17,654 --> 01:41:20,741
<i>Uh, not all of 'em.</i>
<i>Couple… couple of them beau…</i>

2426
01:41:20,824 --> 01:41:25,245
<i>Uh, but we want to thank you</i>
<i>for, um, this moment in time</i>

2427
01:41:25,329 --> 01:41:28,832
<i>to let them know that if they miss a beat,</i>

2428
01:41:28,916 --> 01:41:32,211
<i>they gonna get beat. So amen and praise…</i>

2429
01:41:32,795 --> 01:41:34,880
<i>Thank y'all for Mache… Machella.</i>

2430
01:41:34,963 --> 01:41:37,508
<i>[crowd applauding]</i>

2431
01:41:43,138 --> 01:41:46,391
<i>We want to make sure</i>
<i>that y'all goin' through all the steps</i>

2432
01:41:46,475 --> 01:41:49,686
<i>'cause there's about five or nine</i>
<i>of y'all missing in between 11 and 12,</i>

2433
01:41:49,770 --> 01:41:52,773
<i>but it's a little janky right now,</i>
<i>but y'all gonna get it.</i>

2434
01:41:52,856 --> 01:41:56,944
<i>And I want y'all to know that everything</i>
<i>y'all doing, I really appreciate…</i>

2435
01:41:57,027 --> 01:42:00,823
<i>Ooh, I can't breathe like this,</i>
<i>but I appreciate y'all what y'all doin'.</i>

2436
01:42:00,906 --> 01:42:04,993
<i>But… but this is beautiful. Beautiful.</i>
<i>We just beautiful people.</i>

2437
01:42:05,077 --> 01:42:09,581
<i>I love the beauty of the beautiful people,</i>
<i>of all of us just bein' together.</i>

2438
01:42:10,624 --> 01:42:13,085
<i>[crowd whooping, applauding]</i>

2439
01:42:15,087 --> 01:42:19,216
<i>It's so good. It's so good.</i>
<i>Stop clappin', hell. Stop clappin', hell.</i>

2440
01:42:20,843 --> 01:42:22,845
<i>[sighs] That's why y'all…</i>
<i>You won't stop clappin'</i>

2441
01:42:22,928 --> 01:42:24,972
<i>when I say stop.</i>
<i>That's why you can't learn the steps.</i>

2442
01:42:25,055 --> 01:42:27,891
<i>If I say one, two, three, four, five,</i>
<i>y'all going one, two, four, five.</i>

2443
01:42:27,975 --> 01:42:30,310
<i>You got to go one, two, three, four, five.</i>

2444
01:42:30,394 --> 01:42:33,063
<i>[sighs] Learn somethin'.</i>
<i>Learn somethin', children.</i>

2445
01:42:33,147 --> 01:42:35,858
<i>I'm trying to teach y'all</i>
<i>so y'all be ready for the future.</i>

2446
01:42:35,941 --> 01:42:37,359
<i>One, two, three, four, five.</i>

2447
01:42:38,193 --> 01:42:40,571
<i>Gotta try. One, two, three, four, five.</i>

2448
01:42:40,654 --> 01:42:43,240
<i>Let me see it.</i>
<i>One, two, three, four, five.</i>

2449
01:42:43,740 --> 01:42:45,409
<i>Okay, I think y'all ready.</i>

2450
01:42:45,492 --> 01:42:48,203
<i>So all we're gonna do is</i>
<i>feel each other's energy.</i>

2451
01:42:48,287 --> 01:42:49,413
<i>We just gonna do it, okay?</i>

2452
01:42:49,496 --> 01:42:52,291
<i>We just gonna do it. We gonna feel</i>
<i>each other energy, and we gonna do it.</i>

2453
01:42:52,374 --> 01:42:53,792
<i>All right? Okay.</i>

2454
01:42:56,295 --> 01:42:59,882
<i>[grunts, coughs]</i>
<i>[in warbly voice] My voice just went out.</i>

2455
01:42:59,965 --> 01:43:00,799
<i>Okay.</i>

2456
01:43:00,883 --> 01:43:03,218
<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

2457
01:43:03,302 --> 01:43:06,096
<i>[marching band playing "Swag Surfing"]</i>

2458
01:43:09,016 --> 01:43:11,852
<i>♪ Man, I got that swag ♪</i>

2459
01:43:11,935 --> 01:43:15,022
<i>♪ My hat matches my bag ♪</i>

2460
01:43:15,105 --> 01:43:18,025
<i>♪ You know I'm popping tags ♪</i>

2461
01:43:18,108 --> 01:43:21,236
<i>♪ 'Cause, man, I got that swag ♪</i>

2462
01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:24,072
<i>♪ Man, I got that swag ♪</i>

2463
01:43:24,156 --> 01:43:27,367
<i>♪ My hat matches my bag ♪</i>

2464
01:43:27,451 --> 01:43:30,370
<i>♪ You know I'm popping tags ♪</i>

2465
01:43:30,454 --> 01:43:33,582
<i>♪ 'Cause, man, I got that swag ♪</i>

2466
01:43:33,665 --> 01:43:34,583
<i>♪ Surfboard ♪</i>

2467
01:43:35,209 --> 01:43:36,835
<i>♪ Na-na ♪</i>

2468
01:43:37,586 --> 01:43:40,672
<i>♪ Workin' on that wood, baby</i>
<i>Grainin' on that wood ♪</i>

2469
01:43:40,756 --> 01:43:43,717
<i>♪ Drinkin' on that</i>
<i>Grainin' on that big body ♪</i>

2470
01:43:43,800 --> 01:43:47,054
<i>♪ Swervin' on that</i>
<i>Surfin' on that good-good ♪</i>

2471
01:43:47,137 --> 01:43:49,264
<i>[horns blasting]</i>

2472
01:43:49,348 --> 01:43:51,975
<i>We got to get the energy right.</i>
<i>We gotta do it right.</i>

2473
01:43:52,059 --> 01:43:54,853
<i>'Cause the oohs and ahs,</i>
<i>and we gotta make sure</i>

2474
01:43:54,937 --> 01:43:57,147
<i>that it's all coming together.</i>

2475
01:43:57,231 --> 01:43:59,274
<i>Yeah, I don't feel it. I don't feel it.</i>

2476
01:43:59,358 --> 01:44:02,861
<i>I don't understand. You want me to keep</i>
<i>givin' notes, but y'all not replying.</i>

2477
01:44:02,945 --> 01:44:03,946
<i>If you reply my notes,</i>

2478
01:44:04,029 --> 01:44:06,990
<i>if you put my replyplication to the notes,</i>
<i>then we do it.</i>

2479
01:44:07,074 --> 01:44:10,035
<i>Don't make no sense to give notes</i>
<i>if you not gonna reply to my notes.</i>

2480
01:44:10,118 --> 01:44:11,495
<i>Y'all gotta reply to the notes.</i>

2481
01:44:15,207 --> 01:44:17,209
<i>[marching band playing "Up"]</i>

2482
01:44:17,292 --> 01:44:20,921
<i>♪ Up, up, up, up, up, up ♪</i>

2483
01:44:21,004 --> 01:44:23,757
<i>♪ Once upon a time, man</i>
<i>I heard that I was ugly ♪</i>

2484
01:44:23,840 --> 01:44:27,052
<i>♪ Came from a chick who… ♪</i>

2485
01:44:27,135 --> 01:44:30,180
<i>[Madea ad-libbing lyrics]</i>

2486
01:44:32,724 --> 01:44:33,976
<i>[Madea] What did she say?</i>

2487
01:44:35,602 --> 01:44:36,520
<i>♪ Act right ♪</i>

2488
01:44:36,603 --> 01:44:39,398
<i>♪ Broke boys don't deserve no…</i>
<i>I know that's right ♪</i>

2489
01:44:39,481 --> 01:44:42,067
<i>♪ If it's up, then it's up</i>
<i>Then it's up, then it's stuck ♪</i>

2490
01:44:42,150 --> 01:44:45,112
<i>♪ If it's up, then it's up</i>
<i>Then it's up, then it's stuck ♪</i>

2491
01:44:45,195 --> 01:44:48,198
<i>♪ If it's up, then it's up</i>
<i>Then it's up, then it's stuck ♪</i>

2492
01:44:48,282 --> 01:44:51,201
<i>♪ If it's up, then it's up</i>
<i>Then it's up, then it's stuck ♪</i>

2493
01:44:51,285 --> 01:44:52,661
<i>[song ends]</i>

2494
01:44:52,744 --> 01:44:54,746
<i>[crowd cheers wildly]</i>

2495
01:45:01,753 --> 01:45:05,924
<i>[crowd] Madea! Madea! Madea! Madea!</i>

2496
01:45:06,008 --> 01:45:12,431
<i>[Madea] We rehearsed for four hours</i>
<i>before we went on stage.</i>

2497
01:45:12,514 --> 01:45:15,976
<i>Then we rehearsed for four more hours</i>
<i>after we was done with the show</i>

2498
01:45:16,059 --> 01:45:17,894
<i>to see all the things we did wrong.</i>

2499
01:45:17,978 --> 01:45:19,021
<i>Thank you.</i>