[birds chirping]
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[suspenseful music]
[whimpers]
[screams]
[princess moans]
[screams]
[groans]
[electricity crackling]
[distant clatter]
Hey. Darling.
Darling.
Did you hear that?
[distant clatter]
I think someone's in the house.
[sighs] I don't hear anything, Ray.
- You're imagining. - I'm not.
Then go check.
- Me? - Yeah.
Chicken.
Oh, baby.
[distant clattering continues]
I'm gonna go check.
Yeah, you do that.
[camera beeps]
[light clattering]
She's not even there.
When you open your eyes, nothing's gonna be there.
Just gonna go to bed.
You are the chosen one.
[animal growls]
Maiden...
[sighs] mother...
crow...
[hummingbird chirps]
Cannot believe they're making this crap.
Found footage. That's never been done before.
I bet it's based on true events too.
Yep. Right there on the front.
"Based on true events."
It's ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.
You know, how come the found footage is always edited?
Lilly.
You are so salty.
Grammar alone is infantile.
[sighs]
I'm getting paid.
Yeah, I hope so.
I'm getting paid a bonus too.
Bonus?
Yeah. Well, if I go viral, I get a bonus.
You know, someone should really teach them the difference
between "there" "their" and "they are."
Shh. Honey, I am trying to focus.
No, I mean, look at this. Your character's a medium, right?
A medium and a dominatrix.
Yeah. Who cons some poor old man with tarot cards.
He is a real life ghost in the South.
I'm thinking about channeling him.
And then, on page ten,
needless to say you hardly know each other at that point,
what's with the bondage?
[sighs] Are you jealous?
Seems gratuitous.
[sighs] I don't buy the whole past life thing either.
Then why do you jump out of bed in the middle of the night
like you see ghosts?
Cry.
That shit's not real.
My subconscious goes crazy when I sleep,
and dreams may occur.
May occur?
How the hell you gonna physically sleep
with a ghost anyways?
They're already dead.
"T-H-E-Y" apostrophe "R-E" dead.
You're an asshole.
Y-O-U apostrophe R-E an asshole.
What? I--
Yo, yo, yo, yo, my girl.
This is about to be the best of all the possession movies.
Like, "The Exorcist" or some shit.
And I'm telling you right now,
it ain't gonna be none of that remake bullshit that Hollywood's into,
'cause I hate that shit.
I'm so excited.
You got another box.
I'm chatting with the director.
Hey.
Sup, boss man?
Honey, you're going to be on my fan-site video for the movie.
Chaz is recording us right now.
Eh, me out.
Sorry, Ray just likes his privacy,
but he's just cranky, Mr. Cranky Pants,
because he was up all night writing.
Drinking, more like it. [laughs]
I hope there ain't going to be no problems with this Ray cat.
- Know what I'm saying? - No. Why?
I don't know, you know. You just said, like...
that we could film you at my crib and shit when we cast you.
Like this behind the scenes look at a professional actress.
Yeah, of course.
By the way, your house is amazing.
You know that when you sign that contract,
there's this little section that says "any and all footage--"
Ray will be fine.
No problemo.
I see you got my package.
Oh, I did. Oh, my God.
What is it?
Unfiltered, baby. [laughs]
Can you dig it?
I have to warn you, I'm like, totally method now.
Like, Ray thinks I can be a little scary and weird.
Shit, scary and weird? That's our business.
See that right there, that's what the horror fans--
that's what they wanna see, baby.
Well, I mean, I have a fan base,
but it could so be better.
It will after this movie, baby.
You gonna be a movie star.
Say it with me. Movie star.
Yay. Thank you. I am so excited.
And you going viral.
Honey, do you hear that? ♪ I'm gonna go viral
- ♪ I'm gonna go viral - ♪ Gonna go viral
♪ Gonna go viral Hey.
Skin is a scream queen's necessity, yo.
I promise Ray will bare it all for you.
[laughs]
Shit. You is funny, girl.
But, for real, like, I don't wanna have to recast you.
Like, if your videos ain't getting watched,
and, like, people aren't liking that shit...
Oh, God. Really?
I'm just playing with you. I ain't gonna recast your ass.
- You. - [laughs]
You should have seen your face, though.
Thanks again for this fab cam and cool statue.
I will totally do a bitchin' unboxing video later for you.
Hey, guys, it's Box Girl Lilly.
So I just got this awesome new huge box
I can't wait to open for you guys.
It's from my director.
It says, "Lilly, you're the next big scream queen.
Sincerely, Chaz."
What is that? Oh, this is hot.
What do you guys think?
Should I try it on? This looks tight.
It is tight.
Whoa. Cool, right?
Super weird.
You and me, we're going to make a masterpiece together.
[ominous music]
What up, my paranormalists?
It's time for your favorite podcast, "Beyond Paranormal."
I am your host and fellow freak Juice McDaniels.
Our special guest this month is world renowned quantum physicist
Dr. Ulrich von Strauss.
And today we will be asking the question
"Is time travel possible?"
Better question, do you travel in time
or does time travel to you?
Time and space can be manipulated,
fused together and then displaced
to create a window to a completely different reality.
Realities are what we make. Ain't that right, Doc?
Some of us live in between realities and dimensions.
You think we are not alone?
Oh, absolutely we're not alone.
We've been visited by many alien life forms...
many alien life forms...
[laughs]
I'm writing.
Did you sign the release form yet?
Don't worry, I'll get him to sign.
These "ver" glasses are like looking into another dimension.
This is my first... ASMR video.
Robert, thank you so much for the bear.
Oh, he's so cute and so fluffy,
like a little white cloud.
I'm going to sleep with him right now.
Oh, yeah, I can't "bear" to sleep without him.
Don't be jealous, Ray.
Oh, shoot.
Well, that's not good.
Hey, everybody, it's Box Girl Lilly.
Welcome to Lilly vloggin' the vlog.
[clears throat] Okay.
Hey, guys, Lilly here again.
So this is harder than I thought.
Um...
But you guys will totally dig the next video,
and don't forget to hit the like button.
"Don't forget to tune in and hit the like button."
Hit the like button, people.
Hey, guys, are you ready?
[groans] Babe, will you scratch my back, please?
[sighs] This novel is driving me crazy.
Ugh. It's like I'm writing in circles.
Mm-hmm.
What's with the creepy statue?
Oh, I know. Cool, right?
Yeah.
If by "cool" you mean super creepy.
Yeah, it's cool. It's really cool. [sighs]
Can you please not bring evil shit in the house
that may have evil shit attached to it?
[moans] Like what?
Like, you know what I mean.
- Stuff. - What stuff?
Evil shit can attach to things,
and those things can attach to us.
Like bedbugs.
I'm serious.
I promise, no evil parasitic juju.
This isn't a joke.
Ow! Is that real bone?
My director thought it would inspire creativity,
Speaking of creativity,
I think my brain's been sucked all of mine.
Oh, you're bleeding.
You just need to relax.
You know I need to write.
Is this house not the best writing retreat ever?
It's okay.
Have you seen the hot tub?
Hello.
I can't bring the computer into the hot tub.
You're so cranky.
What? My editor's breathing down my neck.
I mean, my advance is almost gone,
and as soon as we get back home,
we're gonna have a stack of bills waiting for us.
Honey, my website Patreon is killing it right now,
and I'm making a movie, so don't worry about money.
That's easy for you to say.
I know what you need for inspiration.
[laughs]
What are you--
- Mm. - [sighs]
Oh, that's...
so...
[ominous music] That's...
Oh, God, that's good.
What is that?
Uh, a camera.
Is it on?
Mm-hmm. You want me to stop?
- Uh, yes. - Yeah?
- Ah. No. - No?
- No. - Stop?
Ugh. how do I turn it off?
[breathing heavily]
Oh, God, where's the off button?
Oh, babe, how do I shut it off?
Oh.
[ominous music]
Babe. Did you see that light?
You're sleepwalking.
No, I'm not sleepwalk--
Lilly. Lilly.
There's someone standing over you.
- You're dreaming. - No, I am not dreaming.
Where?
Shit.
I must be dreaming.
Geek it down a little bit here, fellas.
I gotta call my girl anyway, so...
get the fuck out of here.
Why bother?
I can just hack into her webcam
and you can remotely broadcast.
Word?
Shit, that's like some big brother shit right there.
[laughs]
Now we in your house and you don't even know it.
[laughs]
Read 'em and weep, boys.
That's what I'm talking about, girl. [laughs]
Oh, hello.
I didn't know anyone was there.
Hey, how'd you get him to sign the release form, Lilly?
Never underestimate a woman.
Baby girl, I knew you would deliver,
and I got to say,
you and your man boy make some pretty great pixels.
Thank you. That's so sweet.
But I'm just-- I'm worried
because not too many people have watched.
Girl, people gonna watch the shit if it's scary.
And guess what?
Might be a little extra bonus pay for you if it's hot.
[laughs] Feel me?
Oh, it will be.
By the way, how am I doing with the camera?
Fantastic, Lilly.
You're broadcasting as we speak.
So when can I see some footage?
Oh, shit, girl, I'ma show you the footage.
I know, I just-- I feel like I'm, like, I don't know.
I'm, just, like, this insecure artist.
I'm like... I'm crazy. So...
what can I do to help?
Know what? I got it.
You gonna take the red light on the camera,
and you gonna mark it out
and then you won't know when we filming and when we not filming.
That's genius.
[laughs] Sometimes it happens that way.
I-- I can't control the shit.
Well, I have to tell you I can't video-chat with you anymore
because my character wouldn't do that.
'Cause you method and shit.
That's why I hired you, mama.
I like it. I like it a lot.
[groans]
Lilly isn't here anymore...
minion.
My name is Roxanne.
Now and how.
Just kidding.
All right, guys. See ya. Thank you. Bye bye.
[ominous music]
What up, my conspiracy realists?
I am your host, Juice McDaniels.
It's Beyond Paranormal.
Look, let's just dive right into it, flat Earthers.
You ever sleep with your eyes open?
Do you see things that don't exist?
Or perhaps you find yourself lying on the floor.
[Lilly singing indistinct]
And I'm not talking about partying the night before.
Maybe, just maybe you're a vessel for traveling
into another dimension.
Babe, I'm trying to concentrate.
Juice: Today we will look into outer body experiences
and the dangers that lurk in your--
No, no, no, no, no. Come on.
Come on. You gotta be freaking kidding me.
Babe, did you touch anything?
[Lilly exhales]
Lilly meditates to thrust herself into character.
You know, babe, I--
I might have figured out my inciting incident for my book.
[sighs]
[Southern accent] What you whinin' about?
Ain't no thing but a chicken wing.
You got taters in your ears?
Oh, baby.
- [hisses] - [groans]
This is Lilly really getting into character.
Who are you this time, babe?
You got anything to drink?
I'm so God dang thirsty right now.
You know we're out of milk.
You got some browns?
Excuse me.
My daddy used to say, "Stay away from them browns,"
but I sure do like them.
Browns.
Bourbon. Brown liquor.
Oh. Yeah.
[slurps]
Why is this thing always--?
Where's that fine piece of ass you got around here, hmm?
Pardon me?
Brunette.
Perfect little titties made from God.
- Right. - Ass of a teenager.
Mm-hmm. You must mean Lilly.
- That your girl? - Sometimes.
No, that ain't her.
Got anything to eat?
Oh.
Then you must mean Miss Roxanne.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the bitch.
She got one tight satchel.
I been waiting a long time to tap that...
Oh, maybe youse put in a good word, huh?
Yeah, I'll do that.
What's that thing?
Camera.
How about you shut that shit off?
I mean, technically, I'm really not supposed to 'cause...
How's about I take that camera from your hand, boy,
and I shove it up your God dang ass.
That's not funny, Lilly.
Done. I'm done.
Oh, shit.
Swear, this novel is trying to kill me.
Now and how, minion.
Lie down or I'll scratch it till it bleeds.
That's some outfit.
Do you like it?
My director picked it out.
[sighs] Of course he did.
Silence.
You've been a bad little boy.
Babe, with the creepy statue? It really freaks me out.
Ray, you said you wouldn't be so judgey.
What's with the scotch?
Helps me write.
Shut up, bed slave.
Now and how.
I'm so fucked right now.
My publisher wants pages.
You should have seen the email.
It's totally preposterous.
She wants the first 150 pages.
Ah. God.
Please, God, give me a sign I should be a writer.
[sighs]
Hey, I thought we both agreed no filming bedroom stuff.
Relax, baby.
It isn't on.
Do you need your muse?
Yeah, where's she at?
Shut your mouth, my love slave.
Now and how.
- Now and how? - Mm-hmm.
Okay.
"Okay" what?
Okay...
Roxanne.
- Aah. - Miss Roxanne.
Miss Roxanne.
Isn't my dominatrix name so cool?
Yeah, more like nymphomaniac.
I read the script.
Not super excited about all the explicit sex stuff.
It's totally superfluous. Who copulates with a corpse?
It's a metaphor.
A metaphor. In a horror movie.
Totally absurd.
Are you doing nudity in this film?
Sex sells.
You know that, Ray.
[groans]
What-- What are you doing?
I'm going to make my little Ray rise from the dead.
Little Ray. I'm a grower, not a shower. You know that.
Okay. Well, let's see how much little Ray--
I mean "big Ray," can grow.
Lilly--
Miss Roxanne.
Yes, my love slave?
- Now and how. - Now?
I'm really tired.
Fine.
- I thought you said it wasn't-- - [camera beeps]
And don't you dare wake me up with one of your stupid dreams.
Little help.
[chanting]
What a whackadoodle.
[chanting]
Traveling astrally has been dated back
to the oldest of books.
Do you think it's possible to meditate across the state?
I had the craziest dream last...
With the right incantation,
people have been able to travel in time,
space,
even across galaxies
with other worlds and other species.
Oh, brother.
I have a collection of mantras you can use
for such a journey.
Oh, thank you.
Like, so generous.
You got any snake oil for purchase?
Remember, traveling can be dangerous.
Evil horn dwellers can attach themselves to the wandering soul.
Evil horn dwellers.
Why would you-- Attach to who now?
Don't mind him.
No, see, this is exactly the kind
of paranormal shit I was talking about.
- Angela, meet... - Raymond.
Have we met?
Ah, no. Lilly must have told me your name.
Hello, Ray.
I need to write.
Ray!
Yo, this girl's stupid, but she mad good, though.
Yo, IT, while you're down there, I could use a little release.
[laughs]
- We're all fixed. - Hey, what?
Both: Must have been a power surge.
So we up?
Camera is live, bitches.
[laughs] We live.
All right, let's see how much little Ray--
I mean "big Ray," can grow.
Ray: Oh, Miss Roxanne.
What?
What else do I have to do?
[sighs]
[breathing heavily]
[growls]
Jeez!
Oh.
You scared the hell out of me.
[growls softly]
I'm just meditating, babe.
Trying to give me a heart attack.
[sighs] Will you relax?
If I wanted to scare you, it'd be easy.
Next time you meditate,
could you please keep the covers on me?
It's hot in here.
Only it's not hot. It's freezing.
I'm hot!
[Lilly moans softly]
Come on now. You know you want it.
Now and how.
I'm so hot...
you could fry an egg on the hood of my ride.
Feel that heat coming from my chassis.
Oh, yeah. Just-- Let's just kinda--
Oh, my radiator's so hot.
My thermostat's about to pop.
[moans]
All right, Roxanne, let's do this.
[both moaning]
Oh, now... now...
Oh, now. Now!
Now! Aah!
And how!
Oh! Oh, God.
[moans]
Oh, you came really fast.
Sure could use a release.
[thunder rumbling]
[baby crying]
Shh.
[baby continues crying]
[speaks foreign language]
[gasps]
Had the weirdest dream last night.
[ominous music]
Oh, yeah? What about?
Nothin'.
Welcome back, my comrades in conspiracy.
Today, significant spirit animals
and how it relates to your life.
Now, personally, I like to gravitate towards more being...
[hisses]
Embody me with all the light and darkness.
Invade my soul with the gift of life everlasting.
I am your vessel.
Yeah, it's the spirit animal.
Many powerful women in arts and literature.
[inhales sharply]
The only animal that moves its wings
in a figure-eight pattern...
...and other magical gifts
include healing and the manipulation of time.
What-- What do you mean the manipulation of time?
Well, it has the innate ability to pause and move forward
and even back in time.
And on the spiritual side,
the tiny wing blossom dancer
reminds us to cherish the day.
Remember to hover in the moment,
my tortured tin-foil hatters.
I think we all could learn to appreciate the day...
- Ugh. - Stop and smell the roses.
[groans]
Let's all drink deeply in the nectar of life.
Signing off.
[indistinct computerized voices]
Hey, babe?
You hear that?
[computerized voices continue]
Hello?
[loud ringing]
Aah! What the fuck?
[groans]
Ray?
What's that?
Never mind. Are you okay?
Maybe you should take a break.
Earth to Ray.
Yeah.
I'm sorry. What were you saying?
Maybe you should take a break?
You don't look so good.
And if you don't get out of this black hole,
we might never get out.
Right. Yeah. That's probably a good idea.
Great, 'cause I have to show you something cool.
But I'm gonna change first.
Cool like the statue?
[groans]
I'll be there in a minute.
[muttering]
I do not believe what I just wrote.
What is that?
Tarot cards.
Not those. That.
A Ouija board.
Why? Why are you trying to freak me out?
Let me read your cards, Ray.
I'm good.
Please, Ray.
Fine.
How about you read your own cards?
But can you read the meanings for the camera?
[sighs]
They call this a six-card lay.
[laughs] You said "lay."
- Maybe later if you're good. - 'Kay.
Maybe I'll get to finish this time.
And now you know how I feel.
The first card is the inner child.
The Fool.
"The Fool represents a free spirit of spontaneity."
The next three cards represent consciousness.
Flip the next one.
The fifth card is subconscious.
The Devil? That's what's in your subconscious?
Read the meaning in the book, Ray.
All right. It says the Devil card represents bondage,
sexuality, and addiction.
Oh, my God.
That totally means that I am thinking in character.
That's amazeballs.
Amazeballs? Where'd you get that one? Acting class?
Yeah, how'd you know?
All right. Flip over the last one, Miss Roxanne.
I gotta get back to writing.
This card represents my future.
Holy shit. The Empress.
What the hell does that mean?
The Empress card. The Empress card is the card of fertility.
Oh.
Oh shit.
Are we having a baby?
No, no.
No. Not with my career skyrocketing the way that it is.
Babe, nuh-uh. We are not having sex ever again.
You keep that in your pants. It's staying over there.
All right, just calm down. Hey, calm down.
We're not having a baby.
Oh, God. I feel nauseous.
- It's okay. - Oh, I really do.
- I feel nauseous. - Look, we're not having a baby.
That's a sign, isn't it?
- [breathing heavily] - It's okay.
Look, I'll tell you what. Hey.
Let's read my cards.
I'm sure they won't even be close to the truth.
Come on.
This is a three-card lay.
The final card, slave, is your future.
See? No, see, I told you not to bring evil shit in the house.
Oh, I'm sorry. I was just kidding.
Honey, it was a joke. I stacked the deck.
Oh, great. Real funny.
Now I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.
That's really funny. It's not funny.
No, but, babe, I was just kidding.
By the way, there'll be no sex in this house.
Lilly.
You and or Miss Roxanne need to chill.
All right.
Balls are gonna need an ice pack.
Lilly.
There's someone out here.
Lilly. Lilly.
Lilly.
Lilly?
Are you hungry?
[animal growls]
Oh... not the giblets, babe.
You don't-- You don't want...
[hisses]
Ugh.
Uh, babe...
[groans]
Oh, shit.
Did you make coffee?
No milk.
I don't feel well.
Morning sickness.
Oh, ha ha.
- Maybe if you didn't keep me up all night. - What do you mean?
- I said no sex. - We didn't have sex.
Well, then who was between my legs last night?
Grew up, Ray?
I-- I didn't do that.
Oh, of course you didn't, because that would mean
you're having fun.
I am fun5.
I'm going to shower.
You've no sense of humor.
I'm fun. Try me.
Tell me I'm not fun. You're not fun.
I'm a lot of fun.
[shower running]
We'll see if you find it amusing when I scare the shit
out of you for once.
Boo!
Lilly?
Lilly, you okay?
[speaking foreign language in demonic voice]
Lilly.
- [hisses] - [shouts]
Aah! What the hell?
[laughs]
Oh, I got-- I got you.
You know I hate clowns.
It's a clown from outer space.
It's not funny.
Boo. Rah!
- I'm gonna go work. - You're such a pussy.
Hold on a second.
You're telling us that the lunar lander from Apollo 13
didn't burn up in the atmosphere?
That's correct.
And the technology was used to travel back in time?
Not back. Forward.
How did the lander reach Earth without blowing up?
Well, the theory is
is that Aquarius was swept into a time continuum,
a black hole without the destruction,
and it was recovered by a primitive civilization.
At that point, they were guided by outsiders
to create a machine
that could transport to another time and place.
Outsiders, Doc?
Oh, you mean like aliens?
Wow.
Now a word from our sponsors, my tortured tinfoil hatters.
"Click a seer if you want to be seen and have a session."
There we go.
Ah, nice to see you. Come into my den.
We will talk.
- Must be a Jesus sale. - Come.
I have a special right now just for you.
Welcome to Mystic Mama.
- Look who it is. - My friend,
I see dark and stormy nights in your future.
You want to change your luck?
Give me a call. Mystic Mama at your services.
[laughs]
God, that chick's freaky.
This is the exact moment I should not be here.
Shh.
We are here to travel across the great divide.
Oh, brother.
We will travel through the needle of time,
space and dimension.
It's inconceivable, theoretically impossible.
Raymond, you should join us.
It's Ray. And I'm good over here.
The power of three is a safer energy.
Yeah, see, I'm the camera guy.
Ray.
Okay. All right, fine.
When I have bad dreams tonight and can't write tomorrow,
somebody is getting their ass kicked.
Are you drunk?
No. You're drunk.
You have bad dreams?
We have to sleep with a nightlight on.
I have a vivid imagination.
It makes me a better writer.
Oh, does it?
Sometimes I dream with my eyes ajar
and they play mischief on me.
Night light helps. There, I said it.
He dreams of horned people watching him while he sleeps.
Why do they watch you?
Oh, can we keep this about Lilly please?
Her acting job.
So we just put our fingers on the oracle like this?
That is correct, Lilly.
Ray.
Close your eyes, take a deep breath,
let go of the tension of the day.
What about the tension of the night?
Shut the fuck up.
Deep breathing.
Release control as we control nothing in this universe
and we are but an existential leaf
floating in the wind of time.
Breathe in and out.
Ray, why did you let go?
- Did you move it? - No.
What about you, Yoga?
Raymond, it's normal to feel awkward
in times of enlightenment.
Did you fucking move it or not?
Ray, be nice.
I can assure you the oracle glided without my influence.
Okay, I'm out.
- Ray! - No, don't "Ray" me.
I didn't sign up for incantations
or spiritual channeling, whatever the hell that is.
If you let go now,
we may not be able to control the portal.
So?
If we can't control the portal, anything can pass through.
Evil can make its way.
No, Ray.
Okay, fine.
Can we just hurry up and close the door or whatever.
Put your hands on the oracle. We will close the portal.
Whoa, Lilly, hands on the thing.
Aah!
[bones cracking]
[Southern accent] You should have thought of that before I caught you.
Who are you?
Who am I, witch?
What can we do for you?
Shut your mouth.
This is none of your business.
[laughs]
Time to pay the piper.
The what now?
[gasps]
Come here, boy, I'm gonna split your skull in two.
[bones cracking]
[screams]
Jesus, Lilly. Lilly!
Are you okay?
Oh...
What happened?
You okay?
I'm fine.
I think you're overdoing it.
You're working too hard.
Just get some rest, okay?
Our baby needs sleep.
You're a jerk.
I got a bit of writing to do.
My book needs nursing.
[sighs] Besides, who can sleep now?
I love you.
"His long journey into the wild
would have been all for naught
if it wasn't for his sole surviving wife
and unborn child
that carries on in light of his stead."
"That carry... carry on..."
[mutters]
"Carries on..."
"His wife..."
"Unborn child..."
[muttering]
[ominous music]
[computerized voices speaking indistinct]
[animal growls]
[Lilly moans]
Lilly, wake up!
[Lilly moans]
I think someone's in the house.
She's not even there.
You can open your eyes. No one's going to be there.
You're just gonna go to bed.
My love, the moon and stars.
[demonic voice] You will surrender your seed.
You will surrender your seed.
[animal growls]
Camera man: Damn, she's super hot.
Chaz: Mm-hmm.
Hey, yo, by the way, that hidden camera statue thing,
that shit's dope.
For real. Well done. Where'd you get that shit?
Oh, my girl got it from a flea market.
Hmm. Word.
It's, like, some weird, like, indigenous shit, huh?
What'd I miss?
Where's my candy?
- Tony "C" says hi. - Mm.
Did you tell him what the camera can do?
Oh, yeah, so it's motion activated.
It tilts. It pans.
Both: It can even zoom.
Yo, whatever the fuck that is,
that need to stop right now.
Both: Okay.
See if we can't find our superstar.
[urinating]
[gasps] Get out!
Can I have some privacy please?
You told me to record everything.
Get out!
Okay.
Lilly on computer: So, guys, I'm off to the Con.
Don't forget to get your tees and your selfies
with your favorite Box Girl Lilly
at booth 323.
[exhales] Okay. Here we go.
Yeah! Oh, my God.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay. What are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing?
And you call me the crazy one.
What? You back to normal now?
What the hell are you talking about?
Really?
Look, I've got character work to do,
so kill your bugs.
Especially the ones inside your head.
And please have the camera ready to roll in ten minutes.
Mm-mm. I'm done.
What?
I can't do it anymore.
My followers are coming back, Ray.
They're responding to my content.
No. All this social media stuff,
whatever, it's making you crazy, okay?
And I'm not gonna be a part of it anymore.
My director says that this could be my big break.
Please.
Okay.
Dr. Ulrich: They were guided by outsiders
to create a machine
that could transport to another time and place.
Juice: I always wanted to travel back in time.
But this future doesn't look so bright.
Dr. Ulrich: The cost of traveling from one dimension to another
comes at a price.
Juice: Like a blood sacrifice.
Well, glyphs indicate that only their death
allows a rebirth.
Juice: You hear that, paranormalists?
Rebirth.
[static]
[thunder rumbling]
[baby crying]
Aah!
I don't know what the hell happened.
I was writing and the juices were flowing,
and the next thing I remember,
I wake up on the floor.
Is this thing really necessary?
It's to catch bad dreams.
It's for your protection.
Carrying the statue to the bathroom with you now?
That's what we're doing?
It's my inspiration, Ray.
Well, speaking of inspiration,
I got some pages done.
- You wanna read 'em? - Not now.
I see. So it's okay for you to be creative,
but as soon as I wanna show you some of my stuff, it's...
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's going on? Hey.
Hey.
What's up? What's happening?
[sniffs] I'm losing fans.
They're gonna demonetize my site.
And I'm gonna be cut from the cast.
No. Babe, no. Hey.
You're doing great. You're amazing.
No. Baby.
Now, look, don't worry about reading my stuff.
You can read it whenever.
I'm sure it's good.
Thanks.
I need you to film everything, Ray.
I mean, no matter what.
I need you to keep the camera rolling.
Okay-- Hey, I'll-- I'll film everything.
- Everything? - Yeah. I promise.
Okay?
But you gotta keep me out of it.
All right? Just the camera guy.
Great, because, well,
Angela's coming tomorrow for another session,
so make sure the camera's fully charged.
Angela.
Fantastic.
May the darkest journeys turn bright.
Cannot believe I let you talk me into this again.
Oh, my God. It tastes like fecal matter.
We would like to give thanks
for this special night.
We open our arms to the mystics.
We open our arms to the unknown.
We open our hearts freely to contact you,
the all-present, everywhere spirit of the night.
Spirit, who do you seek?
R... A... Y.
Okay.
Ray, it wants you.
Yeah, well, tell whoever it is Ray's not home.
[hisses]
[groans]
[screaming, bones cracking]
[Southern accent] Get inside my gut, Ray.
What is your name, spirit?
Silence.
Come here, boy.
Babe, I love you,
but you're really freaking me out right now.
Maybe I can help.
What is it that you want from Ray?
[cracks neck]
Okay. All right. Look, babe, you're taking this method shit
way too far.
Shut your mouth, cunt.
You're the blackwater leech that feeds off people
without a memory of doing so.
And he finished his Earthly...
with an ungrateful swig of content.
Ow! Lilly, what the hell?
Hell? Not exactly, boy.
That really hurt.
Could you please stop slapping me?
[groans]
You like being slapped, don't you, clown?
No, I don't like being smacked.
Yeehaw! I think the catfish likes it.
You like it, bottom feeder?
[bones crack]
[screams]
[normal voice] Ray-- Ray--
Who's that bitch trying to get inside my God dang--
[bones crack]
Ray.
Ray. Ray...
[grunts]
Lilly. Lilly.
Angela, help!
[snarls]
[screams]
[laughing]
[roaring]
Ray.
Ray, I want to eat your heart.
[laughs]
Lilly: Ray...
Lilly?
Angela?
Just close your eyes.
Open them, and you're gonna be back in bed.
[laughs]
Just close your eyes,
and when you open them,
you're gonna be back in bed.
[wood knocking, clattering]
You feel that?
Aah!
[knocking continues]
Oh, God.
Aah!
It's not there. It's not there. It's not there.
It's not there.
It's not--
[cracking]
[animal growls]
[cracking]
[gasps]
Why you leaving it there?
Well, good morning.
How you feel? 'Cause I feel like shit.
Would have been nice to know
that we were gonna trip on cosmic tea last night.
What, nothing?
You just get to drug me with some strange woman
and I'm supposed to be okay with this shit?
Something's been going on here too,
and don't tell me I'm dreaming.
I'm not dreaming.
Got these bites all over my back.
Shit's itchy as hell.
You know, every time you start to do this method acting shit,
you get all bipolar and crazy on me.
I don't appreciate it.
There is a long list predating the pyramids.
Dr. Ulrich: And I'm not talking Egypt.
Juice: You're talking south of the border.
You know, there's evidence to suggest that--
that time and space travel
had been integrated into the spirit world.
Juice: You hear that, paranormalists?
Aliens and ghosts travel in time.
[ominous music]
Hey, babe.
Need any organs lately?
Some wild stuff today.
Think you got this charac--
Oh, characters, down.
You're amazing. You know that?
I know-- I know it's been a crazy week, but...
I just wanna let you know that I'm proud of you.
Well, goodnight, whoever you are.
[ominous music]
[papers rustling]
[Ray sighs]
You're all a bunch of assholes. You know that?
Mm. Yeah, Lilly bird.
[phone rings]
Hey, Lilly?
Think your director's calling.
[ringing continues]
Roxanne?
Babe, you want me to draw you a bath?
Maybe it'll make you feel better?
[speaking indistinct]
- Mm. - No.
I'm just gonna put it over there so it doesn't get wet.
- [hisses] - Oh. Oh. Okay.
I'm just gonna put it right there
so it doesn't get wet, okay?
Come here.
There. See? It's fine. It's fine.
It's okay. Here, let's get in. Let's get you in.
Okay. Let's get in.
[phone rings]
[beeps]
Yeah.
What up, Raymond? [laughs]
How's it hangin', brah?
You're watching, aren't you? She won't talk.
Just want to say aces with the camera work, son.
Look, tell me something.
Have you noticed anything... odd with Lilly?
What you talking about, Willis?
Like, she won't go anywhere without that damn statue.
Yo, you being kind of aggressive and shit, Ray.
Okay. Yeah-- Have you seen any footage
that's out of the ordinary?
A phantasm.
A demon. [laughs]
Demon? Why would you say that?
[water dripping]
Okay. Something that's... possessing her.
[bones cracking]
I ain't seen nothin' beyond paranormal, brah.
Yo, Lilly bird is okay. It's you who we worried about.
[man speaks on Walkie Talkie indistinct]
Yeah, I'll be there in a minute, a'ight?
Mm.
Yo, Ray, Iotta be honest with you, brah.
We in preproduction hell right now.
Like, agents be callin' me and shit,
wanting their clients to be paid more.
We ain't got the money. You know what I'm saying?
The shit's Hollywood. You feel me?
Ray, I ain't even seen the footage myself.
[Ray moans]
You haven't watched any-- Great.
Babe, how do I shut it off?
Could you please just let me know if you see something?
I'm really-- I'm really worried about her.
I gotta fly, Ray. Peace.
[computer beeps]
You're a dickhead, bro.
Y-O-U apostrophe R-E a dickhead.
[gasps]
You would not believe what a douchebag your director is.
Lilly.
[sighs]
"In order to travel, they would sacrifice
a being of one world to take the host of another world."
"The Sun and Moon Goddess is a traveler of space and time.
She prays upon the weak and desperate.
She occupies vessels
with her enslaved warrior.
They impregnate their way into the lives of their victims
through pleasure and pain."
"It's their only way to survive,
travel of time and space."
"The warrior takes a direct approach to his female victims."
"The Serpent Goddess first inseminates her praised soul
with her life force."
"She then devours their hearts...
for a strong offspring.
After consummation, she sometimes removes the host's skull
as a souvenir."
Jesus. Why? Why are you reading this?
What are you doing?
[crickets chirping]
[breathing heavily]
Did you see that?
Oh...
Okay.
Oh, I like that. Don't stop.
Lilly: Oh, hey.
[moans]
- [speaks foreign language] - [moaning]
Lilly: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Harder.
[moaning loudly]
Oh, yeah.
No, wait. Don't stop.
Oh, don't stop. Where are you going?
Oh, come back.
- [laughs] - Oh, yeah.
- Wait. No, wait. - [animal growls]
That doesn't feel good. No, that doesn't feel good.
- [laughter continues] - Stop!
[gagging]
Hey, Lilly, Lilly, Lilly. Are you okay?
- [laughter continues] - [Lilly speaking foreign language]
Ray: Lilly! Lilly, Lilly! Lilly...
Wake up! Lilly, wake up! Wake up!
Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Look, it's me.
- It's me. It's just Ray. - Don't touch me!
It's just Ray. It's just Ray. It's okay.
Hey, wake up. Wake up. Come on.
Tell him to stop, Ray. Tell him to stop.
It's okay. No, it's over. It's okay.
It's okay. It's all right. It's just a dream.
You were just dreaming. It's okay.
Ray, it's not okay.
It's okay.
[gasps] They're after me.
What's after you?
They're after us.
Who?
[whimpers]
Baby, it's okay. Hey.
What?
Damn it!
[screams]
[laughs]
- Lilly: Damn it! - Maybe you're going too far.
Bitch, great things happen when you hit rock bottom.
You Kubricked the shit out of her.
Ugh!
You're not worried?
A desperate artist is a hungry artist.
A hungry artist works harder, yo.
- Word. - [laughs]
That girl's a fuckin' earner.
You gonna be famous, Chaz.
[laughs]
[Ray groans softly]
Lilly?
Lilly, will you please come look at this please?
Look, babe, I thought it was bug bites--
Ugh.
[doorbell rings]
- Hmm. - You want some?
Angela: I'm fine.
All right, suit yourself.
On the phone, you said he has not been herself.
Yeah. I don't-- yeah, ever-- ever since she's been meditating
with that stupid statue.
This statue is the God of Fertility.
Fertility. No, no, the internet said it was the God of, uh, Space Travel.
But not in the sense that you think.
It is the exploration of traveling one's being
into another between time and space.
Angela: As if you were being born into another.
Then the traveler impregnates their soul's energy
into the vessel.
- The vessel. - The person.
B-But what happens to the person then?
- Their life force is expunged. - Expunged?
However, it takes a while before complete reproduction.
What do you mean, takes-- So how long?
It depends on the will and the openness of the host.
There's gotta be a way-- Like, is there a way to stop it?
At any moment, the surrogate's totality
can reverse the transposition or possession.
Okay. Come again?
It can be stopped at any time.
Okay, then, yeah, stop it.
I cannot.
Well, why the fuck not?
It's up to the person closest to her.
So I-- Okay, great.
So what can I do to stop it?
Do normal things.
Alter her path back to commonality.
Then once the person refutes the foreign entity,
it can go back to a normal life.
Okay.
However, most are mentally too forgone to make the distinction
unless it's from an outside force.
Outside force?
You, my friend.
Right.
Made your favorite.
You know I'm not very good in the kitchen,
but I followed your recipe, so hope it's okay.
Did you try the... wine?
Well...
Come on, babe. Your fans are watching.
You gotta eat something.
You know, you're always trying to get in my pants.
Well, now's your chance.
Who's in there?
Is it Miss Roxanne?
Huh?
Ow. Ow.
Hope you guys enjoyed that one.
I got so carried away the other night.
It was all for theater.
And the fans. [whispers] And the fans.
No doubt. How's social media treating you?
Like the mob that kills if they don't get what they want.
That seance was the bomb.
I'm getting killer fans.
Well, at least one of us will get the bonus.
And that chair and table trick worked perfectly.
I know!
All we have to do is stick these furniture pads on.
Aah! Amazeballs.
[cracking]
Ooh, that's gross.
Sound is a powerful tool.
To fool. [laughs]
- How much time do we have? - Two hours.
Ooh.
So during the seance I want you to scare the hell out of him.
Yes.
You're gonna grab one of these fizzy tablets,
bend over, pop it in your mouth,
let the fizz do the work.
Oh, that was so fun.
I know.
I think we went a little far with the psychedelic tea.
Eh, whatever. Ray will get over it.
He's a little paranoid.
This shit's gotta stop.
You need to get the heck out of here
and leave Lilly alone.
Understand each other?
Good.
[distant thud]
[camera beeps]
[static on computer]
Oh, girl, those stacked cups and plates?
That was an accident waiting to happen.
Uh, what stacked cups and plates?
Oh, shit. Here he comes.
Hello?
[ominous music]
Hey, were you talking to someone?
I thought I heard voices.
Hearing drums, too.
Here, you should drink some water.
Damn it. Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Hold on.
I swore I heard somebody.
I'm not going crazy.
Maybe I am going crazy.
[Lilly crying]
Oh, babe. Oh. Hey, don't cry.
Hey. You're gonna be great.
And you're gonna get so many fans from this.
And, you know, your director's really lucky to have you.
- [laughs, cries] - Okay?
- Mm-hmm. - You just-- You just get some sleep.
I think... we all just need to get some sleep.
I'm losing my mind.
[exhales]
[shoes thud on floor]
[electricity crackling]
[bones cracking]
Aah!
[laughs]
[animal growls]
[breathing heavily]
[heart beating]
[animal growls]
[laughs]
Okay, Ray, I'm off to set.
Despite my fanbase, they still want me.
So, well, I must have done something right.
[groans]
Ew, that doesn't feel right.
I better not get my period.
Ray. Honey.
Ray. Don't pout.
I love you.
- [doorbell rings] - Lilly: Coming.
That's my co-star and my driver.
I will call you when I get to my trailer.
[groans]
You know, maybe you should go outside, get some sun.
Bye, babe.
- Hi. - Hey, Angie.
- Are you ready for this? - Oh, honey.
Lilly: Ugh. Thanks for everything.
Angela: Of course.
Lilly: Girl, I don't feel good.
Like, I don't-- I haven't gotten my period yet.
I don't know what it is. But it's all right.
Oh, hey.
I'm so excited.
Angela: [Southern accent] Why, hello, Sheriff. What can we do for you?
Lilly: [Southern accent] Yes, what can we do for you, Sheriff?
Sheriff: [clears throat]
Sorry for showing up unannounced and all,
but there's been some complaints in town
about strange happenings at your place at night.
Angela: What kinda strange things?
Lilly: Would you care for some tea?
Sheriff: Something about an out of towner staying with you ladies.
Uh, heard a little thing.
Angela: I see.
Talks of witchcraft and blood sacrifices.
Lilly: Witchcraft?
Angela: Blood sacrifices?
[coughs]
Whoa. That's got some kick.
[laughs] Best tea in all of Texas.
He is so sweet to Nina.
[gurgles]
[laughs]
You like that?
Yeah. Yeah, it looked good.
[laughs] I'm a master.
Angela: ...An ungrateful swig of content.
Hey, yo, add Lilly's likes back to her page.
Tell her there was some sort of, like,
computer glitch or some shit that we fixed, you know?
- Yo. - [sniffs]
Done.
Oh, are you okay?
Can I get you something?
Yo, boss.
I need some water.
She preggy, yo. Lilly, baby.
- [ominous music] - [Chaz gagging]
Chaz, you all right?
- [Lilly screams] - [Chaz groans]
[groans]
- Shit. - I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Oh!
Oh, my God, I think--
I think I'm having a baby.
- Please-- - Are you okay?
Get it out! I want it out. Please help me.
[Lilly groans]
[screams]
How can I help you?
- [bones crack] - [screams]
[gags]
[growls]
[laughs]
[speaks foreign language]
Aah!
[screams]
[baby snarling]
No! No! No!
[screaming]
No!
Dr. Ulrich: Time and space can be manipulated...
fused together and then displaced
to create a window into an entirely new reality.
Juice: You think we are not alone.
We've been visited by many alien life forms.
And now that Texas tea turns to blood.
Cuzut. That shit was fire.
Fuck yeah.
Hey, yo, little Pippi Longstockings,
you a movie star!
[laughs]
Angela: What about me?
You, Daisy Dukes? You're a'ight too.
All right, listen.
So, you two, I want you to come in my double-wide.
You been in my double-wide yet?
- Not yet. - A'ight. I'ma show y'all around.
And, you, uh, you can get the fuck out of here, 'cause you fired.
I don't know what the fuck you doin'.
She's my ride.
Shut the fuck up.
Hey, you get that shit on camera?
Guess what? You fired too.
And, you, IT guy. [sniffs]
- Give me some more cocaine. - Right on.
A'ight.
♪ You wanna get down
♪ Down tonight
♪ You wanna get down
♪ Down tonight