'Today, 3:10 p.m Sanjeevani Hospital, Mumbai'
Sir, doctor wants to see you
Are you married?
'6 months ago'
Please be seated
Krishna has started his antics!
Where, bro?
Father Panchayat Board President
Mother
Refer the previous question
She’s still alive
In my heart and mind
Till date I’ve professed ‘I love you’ to 27 girls
I’ve been rejected 30 times
30 times?
2 girls Thrice
I've been a bachelor from birth
I have a boyfriend
Your form?
If you breakup it will come in handy
What’s our program?
We can plan our action now
You see a modern girl, you'll apply for boyfriend's post!
She has joined our office only today
So many come from villages with zillion dreams
Look at him, he wants a modern girl it seems
Isn’t it obvious, she would have got committed in 7th grade?
If you want to marry a modern girl like this…
…you should've applied in grade 5 and written the entrance exam
You are way too late!
Maybe I didn’t write the exam
But I’m standing at the entrance If someone else fails, I’ll pass!
What's great about a modern girl?
She’ll speak English without grammar mistakes
Our kids will also speak English without grammar mistakes
Simple logic?
Why don’t you pick a gorgeous girl from your home town?
Fixing me with a country bumpkin?!
Even if a tiger is hungry it won’t eat grass, man
Tail is missing?
Tiger, I say
Just wait and watch
I’ll marry a superb modern girl in Mumbai or else-
Tongue pulling death
I meant I’ll commit suicide
Rock on!
"About 10’o clock or so In Govt road you know"
"Short skirt stunner O' Jennifer!"
"No brawl or any ruckus No stab wounds by any thugs"
"What a beauty, head turner O' dear Jennifer!"
"Go slow on your charms, honey I might end up dead in agony"
"If only just once you say yes I’ll revive in total happiness"
"Now and then your hips make me feel like winter in summer truly"
"Bend it like Beckham, baby"
Kick your heels!
"Krishna is indeed my name God of love is my game"
"You are the queen glamorous of my Brindavan garden splendorous"
"Kiss me, I am single Touch me, let us mingle"
"In my desert of solitude you’re my rain interlude"
"Like a rainbow in a full moon’s center you are Miss Universe, my dear"
"Like a boiler in a tea stall, missy in my heart you boil to a 100°C"
"Now and then your hips make me feel like winter in summer really"
"Bend it like Beckham, baby"
Have a ball!
Have a blast!
"Around 10’o clock or so In Govt road you know"
"Short skirt heart-breaker O' Jennifer!"
Hey! Get lost
You’ve made me realize how important love is in my life
I shouldn’t have fought with him because he didn’t come to pick me up
Who?
Him
- Sorry, dear - It’s okay, love
- Get lost! - Huh?
Scoot
Freak out!
It has become a habit for him! Gautami then, now Amy, huh?!
Let’s get back to our business
Drunken bloody dogs!
Bravo!
- Hey! - What?
Why is your phone switched off? Your father called you
- Why? - Your grandma is sick
He wants to see you at once
The grand old lady!
'Coimbatore'
Yov! Unholy cow!
Do cows know English?
Go…go
- Why did you let the cows loose? - Why are you glaring?
Is the road meant for cows or cars?
Aren’t you also from this village, sir?
Bull headed fellow, get in
(elegy)
Hey! Hello, uncle
'Your grandson is here'
'Open your eyes Just look at him'
She was fine
All of a sudden
Look at your dying grandma
Oh! Grandma
Grandmaaa!
They sent you to Heaven before you could bless me at my wedding
Pulse rate hasn’t improved
She may not pull through
Inform your kith and kin if they want to see her
She may not even survive for 48 hours
Don’t cry
Grandma will live for 48 hours it seems
Hey! She isn't dying now
I’ll pound you to a paste
She’ll stick around for 48 hours
Ask for a coffee, dear
- Wait another 48 hours, huh? - 'Go do your chores and come'
The only person Meenakshi lived for...
...was her grandson
For the past 2 days she was lying without a single movement
Today as soon as her grandson is here, look how she is responding
She was always worried about you
You went away to the city to work She was all alone in solitude
- She had just 1 wish - 'What?'
To ensure you are happily married before she leaves this world
But looks like her wish may not come true
Was that your last wish, grandma?
‘Good lord!'
'He is doing a good job of fanning the flames!’
‘He has lit a bonfire!’
'Let go of his hand'
'For heaven's sake let go, old lady'
To find you a bride in 48 hours?
Will your dad order from Flipkart?
If he decides you think it will happen?
Will you defy him in person?
Then you are not scared of him?
What rubbish! I’ll tell him
Whom should I be scared of?
This is my wedding Only I will decide
- What do you want to decide? - Tell him
Suddenly you broached the marriage topic?
I was wondering where to buy the dress and wedding chain?
- You forgot the take away gift? - 'All that is taken care of'
You just land up at the specified time
All that will be ready, huh?
Her name is Kamakshi
Know Muthusami'na from Villuvetti?
His granddaughter
She is well educated
9th grade!
Great escape!
Her name is Usha
Daughter of Ramasami'na from Kadanayallur
Her name sounds like a modern educated girl, huh?
Will she become a doctor or what?
So her father stopped her studies in 5th grade
Cooks well, excels in household chores
Biggest advantage She knows to sign her name!
This is good enough Can stand in the elections too!
Instead of waiting for your reaction...
...they expect your grandma who is dead as a dodo to react!
- Her name is Sundari - Looks like a Natraj pencil
From Courtallam in Tirunelveli
Mother is no more She sings well
Has sung in festivals and won prizes too
Does your grandma really like you?
Yes, she likes me
My mother didn’t like these girls
Find some other suitable bride
Doesn’t matter if she is from another caste
Who is this girl?
That cowherd girl
Oh! Holy cow, huh?
It’s only tomorrow
Hereafter who will fight with you about milk being diluted with water?
Even if she fought tooth and nail…
…she will keep asking for my daughter Devi
Hey! Come here
I knew in Tamil ‘maattuponnu’ means daughter-in-law
But just now realized it also means a cowherd girl!
My dream and their deal don't see eye to eye at all!
Get lost, you dumbass!
I know your preference isn’t worth a naya paisa!
Can you help me wriggle out of this?
What if she doesn’t like you?
Grandma is on her death bed
You came only to pay your last respects, right?
But you didn't expect your last respects to turn into a respectful married life
You are a good girl, that's why you agreed to the proposal
But to me your life is only important
Do you know his character?
Liquor, cigarettes, lady
Sums up this beardie!
Know why I'm sharing all this with you?
Because only your life is important to me
After hearing all this, it's okay if you still don't like him
Do you get it?
Even if you think of stopping this wedding, it's okay
Because...
...you tell her
Don't hesitate Out with it
'What are you doing?'
Because only your life is important to me
Aiyo! Black clay pot is walking!
My dear child
You told me he almost hit our cows and was a heartless fellow
She's innocent Advise her, sir
You repeatedly said you don't like him, my dear
He's thinking about your life every second in every second sentence he speaks
Listen to me, sonny
We were also thinking of somehow stopping this wedding at any cost
But...
...we are indeed blessed to get a son-in-law like you
'Where is the exit?'
A liver may be ruined for a drunkard
But his heart...
...is 24 carat gold!
Didn't I tell you this family is damn decent?
Let me break a coconut as thanksgiving to God
No temple nearby Let me find a church
He is a gem, dear
"I did it in thought and deed I made it happen indeed"
You brainless blockhead of a donkey!
With your dumb ideas you confirmed a wedding that would've got cancelled
My life is ruined
No one can stop my wedding
But you can postpone it, right?
How...?
If there is a funeral in a good family no auspicious event for 1 whole year
Is your family good or good-for-nothing?
- Who will die? - Your grandma
Catch her dying! She's clutching on to dear life
Trust me, she'll die
'Help! Oxygen mask is missing'
'Grandma is unable to breathe'
'Grandma...!'
Meenakshi...get up
Sir, will you please send them out?
By the way, who removed that oxygen mask?
Pulse rate is normal now
She will be able to sit by tomorrow morning
Yes, doctor God exists!
My favorite God didn't let me down
Grandma didn't die
Let me go to the temple and thank God!
You are our lucky mascot, dear
My mother recovered
This marriage should happen
With pomp and splendor
My mother is destined to bless the couple
Hereafter I don't want to hear any lament in this house
Only wedding bells, drums and trumpets
Why are you gaping?
Tomorrow is the wedding
Go and get some sleep soon
You live in Bombay
I thought you'll marry a glam-doll and bring her here to show me
All you could find is this cowherd girl, huh?
You have no taste whatsoever!
You got your father's genes for sure
Wretched fellow!
What are you doing to me?
Don't kill me
Grandma...!
Useless fellow!
See you, ma
Look after your health
Don't drink too much, pa
- Okay, dear - Take care of mother
- Call after you reach - I will, ma
Your time is soooper now!
You'll have the time of your life!!
Characters from soooper hit Tamil films lived in the heart of this city, Mumbai
I don't see any bullock carts here?
What an introduction I gave you!
And is this your doubt?
Look at that foreign-man
Who are these weirdos?
I'm leaving I'll go to Dubai
Where will I go with this country bumpkin?
To your room
Then everyone will know I'm married
- I boosted my wife's image - So...?
Let's send her back home
She's so pitiable
Hey! Look at my pitiful plight
How can I help you?
I'll stay in your place You move out
See you!
Bro, go bananas with these bananas
Bring oranges next time
This is too heavy for me to carry!
I'll go ahead of you
You follow me 10 steps behind
- Why...? - Bombay tradition!
Husband and wife don't walk together
Disgusting!
I found a pleasant place for your peasant wife in Matunga
Tamil area Just Rs 15000
You can't even dream of such a place, okay with it?
Okay of course
Text me the address
We must pay an advance
Do the needful
Then I'll go empty handed to Dubai-
Let me get my visa
I won't see him for 3 whole months
Where is Green Gift building?
Opposite building, sir
It's right across
Which flat, sir?
This is the couple I told you about
Has he briefed you about the flat?
I took care of all that Please come
Okay
Sir, you can't find a house like this anywhere in Bombay
I'm sure! It is closeted in a corner
Sir, your flat is on the 1st floor
Give me the key, sir
You call this livable?
How long was it locked?
You took a deposit and didn't even clean it
You've got such a spacious house in Bombay for a song
- Be happy, sir - Here
'Happy' it seems!
I'll get us something to eat
Stay here
How will I manage with her?
My grandma should be strangled!
You walked into the right house
True, I can see you're still here
- Who cleaned up this place? - I did
- Alone...? - Hmmm...yes
Look at that!
So we don't need to hire a maid at all
Why would anyone hire a maid?
I've made lunch You must be hugnry, eat
Did you cook?
I managed something with what we brought
What about dessert?!
This food is terrible
Will any human being eat this?
Yes, even a dog won't touch this
South Indian menu daily
Boring to eat the same food
Did you cook any Italian pasta?
North Indian spread? 'Jalapeno juppy alapeno appy'
- How can you bear this? - My blessed fate!
Go back home Learn to cook and come
No rush Take your time
Fly the fried fritters!
My idea has worked out
Wow! North India breakfast and Pakistani pasta!
Why didn't you serve all this earlier to us?
Planned to hog all by yourself?
We won't eat thi-
Which flat?
She checkmates every move of ours
She's refusing to go, right?
My shirt
Hey! That's my shirt, man
This is your lucky shirt
I bought this for you
This has been stained
Her washing is tainted!
What happened?
Tomorrow is Krishna's IAS interview
His lucky shirt is stained with chilly powder!
Can we send it to the dry cleaners?
Go back home and wash it
- Go...go - Don't rush back
Detergent commercial rinsed my life clean!
Stain has gone, huh?
So are you going back home?
No more stains I dyed it
Didn't I tell you? She will 'dye' for you!
Damn you, grandma!
- What happened? - Grandmaaaaaa!
Grandmaaa!
- Is it fresh? - Yes
- Are you a Tamilian? - Yes
Which house?
Here...205
- Is that so? - My husband and I live there
- How much is it? - Rs 20 per kilo
How much do you want?
1/2 kilo
'The connection is bad'
'Yes'
I need 2
As if I won't give you
Krishna, I got 2 passes for you also
No need
It's such a prestigious event
Tamil awards in Mumbai is once in a blue moon
That too our company is sponsoring
This is the only chance to see stars at such close quarters
With an 'after the event' party in the hotel
You will show up Dance a few steps
And all the heroines will dance to your tune!
I don't think I can make it
Don't lose hope
I'm sure you'll find a modern girl there
Ever since you shifted you don't hang out with us
You must make it somehow
Here's your ticket We will see you there
- What's wrong with him? - No clue
Let's sell a few tickets and make a fast buck
I made coffee for you
What's this?
My company is sponsoring a Tamil cinema event
2 passes to attend it
Will you take me also with you?
1st time in Mumbai you wished for something
That's why I said okay
Let me repeat this
Listen carefully
When we get down you'll go alone
I'll go alone
You'll sit somewhere and I'll sit somewhere else
After the event, you'll go to the ladies' restroom
I'll go to the men's restroom
After everybody leaves...
...we'll also leave, okay?
How come you have no questions?
In a way better this way!
Meant to be a couple ticket
I have the ticket but no pair!
Thank your stars you got a ticket
Wait and watch
You said you wouldn't come
- Hurry up - Don't push
This is not my sole effort
Without the support of Raj sir I wouldn't be here
'You saw the girl next to Krishna?'
Let me talk to her
‘Revolver Raja 2 is bagging all the awards like its prequel’
A traditional looking girl is seated next to you
I think she has come alone You don’t like country bumpkins
We can exchange seats
What if she is alone?
She might even be your friend’s wife!
I swear, dog in the manger!
Everyone can dream
But if you want your dream to come true…
…only you have to decide your life
Our names should be etched even after we die
To be that 1 star in many a million...
...we have to dream
- What are you doing here? - Simply…enjoying
Oh! Restroom
Come fast We can all go together
I am very tired I’ll go home and sleep
You are here, you might as well attend the party
I don’t want to come Why are you forcing me?
Why is he creating such a scene?
‘Where is she going?’
Okay, let’s go
You fell for it? I was just joking
'Gone!'
Missed the miss, huh?
Let’s head for the bar
"Hey there people!"
"Sridevi’s double"
"Hello celebrities multiple"
"Dance to music graceful"
"Following Sridevi’s example"
"Tap your feet rhythmical"
"I am Kollywood’s queen bee"
"Dream girl of ever so many"
"You can touch me alright You can hug me tight"
"Come close to me tonight"
I don't know
“I will dance like ‘Chikkubukku rail’ ‘Muqabla’ will be my song sequel”
“I will change into ‘Take it easy, Urvasi’ I am the ABCD lady, Michael Jacksie”
"I will rule east, west, north, south, dude"
"Emulate the Queen of England's attitude"
"8th wonder of the world I shall be"
"I am the ABCD lady, Michael Jacksie”
"Hey all of you here in toto"
"Sridevi's sister ditto"
Sir, 1 photo
What happened?
What did you do to me?
What did I do?
How can my sari be undone then?
I thought high of you
I swear!
You think I stripped your sari-
What the heck!
You took me somewhere yesterday
Gave me something to drin-
- ‘She never realized it’s booze’ - My head is splitting
Forget it…go
What now?
I must take a shower and chant my prayer 10 times
Only then I’ll be at ease
Hey sonny Call madam
Madam? Who?
I’m Raj sir’s manager
Sir sent me
Call madam
There isn't any madam here
- Please leave - Hey! Madam, man
From last night the whole industry is searching only for madam
Who are you in between? Go and call her
I think you got the wrong address
I stay here by myself
I live here alone
You can leave
Madam took a taxi from the hotel and landed straight here it seems
With great difficulty I got this address from the taxi driver
You are being so flippant
Am I a fool or what?
I have to say no if it's a ‘no’? Where do you think she is?
I am here
I got you
Are you a Tamilian?
You are the next Sridevi I can guarantee you that
Your dance was too good
What style and grace!
From last night, our Tamil industry has gone bonkers, madam
Sir, don’t behave like a lunatic
Come out
Who is he? He is butting in-
You don’t understand
My manager
Appointed already?
Sitting in front of madam without any respect
Raj sir has decided
You are his next heroine
Heroine?
- Yes, man - Go, man
What about Raj sir?
You are super Raj sir is a star
Your combo will be super-star
That’s the strength of the story Heroine has a major role
The shooting is in Mumbai Raj sir informed me
The movie will start only if you agree
Otherwise it’s cancelled
That is enough for me
Movie will be a super hit Let me call Raj sir
Madam has agreed, sir
'We can start shoot immediately'
You talk to her 1 minute
What is your problem?
You got the golden goose and you're acting like a silly goose!
I’ll take care of madam’s dates, agreements and payments
You just hang around
I’ll give you 5% commission
Don’t worry Be happy
You will pay me?!
As if they will give you a share in the profit?
I’ll send the car on Friday Just bring madam to the location
I’ll manage the rest
That producer Sarath or his son will try to find out madam’s address
And might land up here to sign an agreement
If they come here, tell them
‘…there isn't any madam here I am a bachelor’
Be confident and send them away, okay?
Morons!
They will fall for it
'O’ God! Thou art the Giver of Life Remover of pain and sorrow'
'May we secure thy supreme light And guide our intellect in the path right'
Whom are you talking to?
'O’ God! Thou art the Giver of Life Remover of pain and sorrow'
'The bestower of happiness Oh! Creator of the Universe'
(chanting)
Haven’t you showered as yet?
Come fast and chant this prayer 5 times
Only then you will be sober
(chanting ‘Gayatri mantra’)
What do you think of yourself?
Do you take me for a fool?
You dance like a glam doll
Wear mini dresses
Why are you glaring at me?
Suddenly you lapse into English
You change by the minute like a chameleon
Why are you doing all this?
What is your plan?
You change like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde?
Are you an undercover cop?
Say something
- I understood - What did you understand?
You hate me
You are changing the topic
I realized it from when I landed here
‘Don’t walk with me’
I thought it will be like this in the beginning
And it will change as time goes by
Now
You are trying to get rid of me by cooking up unheard of stuff
Me…?
Why should I make you suffer?
I will go back You can be happy
Now why do you want to tell this to your father?
Not my father I’m calling your father
My father?
What did I tell you now?
Any family is bound to have squabbles
Attend to your work
Take it
What?
You don't want me to go?
No need
Not now
The other day when I asked you for the address
You wanted to say something about flat #205
You moved in without knowing about the house?
- What? - There was a girl named Ruby
She was a model
She wanted to become a heroine
Will it happen so easily?
Especially in Mumbai It is very difficult
But she was a decent girl who kept to herself
She was very depressed
Suddenly she committed suicide
The police came and a case was registered
But no one knows what happened after that
People talk of ghost stories
But they are all mere stories, humbug!
There’s no such thing as ghost or devil in this world
Someone would've seen something at night and pulled a fast one
Ask him to explain
Then he will make silly excuses or be evasive about it
If educated people like us believe all this BS and crap?
‘What is she doing here?’
This time of night what are you looking at?
We have a television too
I’m talking to you
Dev-
Ruby?
What happened?
Dream
Not going to work?
Get ready
I'll get you coffee
Who is Ruby?
A colleague of mine is getting married
Wondering if I should buy gold or ruby as gift?
Get ready Pack our bags
Where to?
Sightseeing
Where are we going?
For how long?
4 or 5 days
Pack everything
Why pack everything for 4-?
Will you please get ready?
You won't understand if I explain
Get ready
Reached?
Coming, 'bhai saab'
Are you ready?
I'm coming
Open the trunk
'How come the boxes are back here?'
'I loaded them into the taxi-'
What are you doing?
Not going to work?
You changed your dress-
Not ready?
Wh...where are we going?
- Sightseeing - Really...?
For how long?
How many ever days
Should I pack everything?
Can you get this please?
Listen, what about...
...the other suitcase?
(muttering a prayer under his breath)
Will you get ready fast?
- The other bags? - I'll handle it, come
Gently
You stay here I'll be right back
Did anyone carry the bags up from here?
When, sir?
- What happened? - Huh...?!!
Not going to work?
Listen, dear
Spare me
There's a ghost in my house
This is my house...!
Are you ready?
Here's your coffee
Hold it
'Satan Shankar PS - We have no other branches'
Welcome, Krishna
Hello, sir
Will you wait outside for half an hour?
We will call you after the meeting
Please lock the door behind you
Is your wife a devil...?
Or has a spirit possessed your wife?
No, sir, my wife is the one possessed by a spirit
I hope you'll be able to exorcise successfully?
I won't exorcise
I will make it exit
Where to?
This is the menu card
There are 4 packages
If it should exit to the moon Rs 10000
Mars will be 20000
Jupiter is 30000
For Saturn...sorry, sir
There's no vacancy
- Where do you want it sent? - Out of my house, sir
Who are you?
Is she the one?
Sir, she's my wife
They are both the same
Goddess Savvy-Hi-techie!
Who are they?
After we moved in here we haven't invoked God's blessing
They look like they have escaped from a circus!
My father would've sent someone from our village
Don't have time to send word Bring coffee now
'O' Lord Shiva, liberate us from the circle of birth and death'
(chanting)
Has the spirit left my wife's body?
It fled for dear life!
It won't come back, right?
Sir...?
- Why 'mad max'? - You have 1 month guarantee
- What if it returns after 1 month? - We can top up then
How much is that?
With all these festival discounts will cost you Rs 10000
- Whaaaat? - Then live with the devil
How do I know that spirit has left her?
Go ahead and test, sir
Test...?
Looks like you will call the devil back
That was a real hard slap!
Grandma...!
This is my house
You might have entered without my permission
But you can go out only if I permit you
What do you want?
Why are you in Devi's body?
Name
Fame
Applause
I thought I'll get all this if I act in movies
I came to Mumbai with a heart filled with dreams
After struggling for 5 long years...
...I got a movie
Along with Raj Khanna
It was the debut film for both of us
If that had happened...
...I would've also been a star today!
God knows what reason
I didn't get it
Anger
I ended my life hastily on an impulse
My dreams dissolved as just fantasy
But God...
...has given me Devi now
He has given me a 2nd chance too
This one film will do
To show the world who Ruby is
No one can stop me from acting in this film
Movie?!
I won't accept this
Did I ask you for your permission?
I am just informing you
I won't disturb Devi at home
I won't let you disturb Ruby who is outside
Tomorrow at 10'o clock sharp
Raj Khanna will send his car for me
You must bring Devi out
Me...?
You're the manager, right?
What, dear?
Why aren't you asleep?
Shall I get you something to eat?
My dear lady
Who are you now?
What's wrong with you?
It's really late
Come and sleep
What's up with you?
You're like a cat on a hot tin roof?
- Not going to work? - No, madam!
Oh! I cooked lunch just for myself
I would have made 'sambar'-
It's 10'o clock
Will you take Devi or shall I?
I'll make a 'chutney' and cabbage curry
Is that enough or you want anything else?
I don't want anything
- Let's go - Where are we going?
Sightseeing
You'll keep saying this!
But it will remain an empty promise
Will you come now?
The clothes need to-
- Come out - What are you doing?
"Till the day my breath ceases to exist"
"I am no longer a moon waning an exit"
"I’ll cross the azure sky with a ladder however high"
"My prison doors are wide open now"
"This lotus has bloomed with a pink glow"
"The skies shower hope to enthuse a million designs in kaleidoscopic hues"
Bro, she's no heroine She is my wife
A spirit possessing her is threatening me
Speed up please
He can't hear what I say
Must be this spirit's handiwork!
"Million designs like a kaleidoscope Each color a ray of hope"
"Billion dreams to nurture Paint colors for a perfect picture"
"I am river Ganges sacred from Lord Shiva’s head"
"Sister of the stars am I sparkling in the purple sky"
"I am a woman fearless Listen to my wishes"
You can't go there, sir
"Try to win and appraise the language of my eyes"
"Till the day my breath ceases to exist"
"No longer a moon waning an exit"
"I’ll cross the azure sky with a ladder however high"
We should have signed and launched her first
- She is simply superb, sir - Who...?
Heroine...next Sridevi Mark my words!
She isn't a heroine
She is my wife
She is possessed
This alone you won't hear!
Not Hema Malini She's the next Sridevi
If a girl has beauty any man is putty in her hands
If she has brains she can rule the land
If she has brain and beauty she can rule the whole world
What did you say?
Born star!
Re-born star!!
Tell me
Over? We're leaving
- Where's madam? - Krishna, wait
Not over Just begun
I will keep signing and your madam will keep acting
- Signing...? - Yes indeed
- Raj sir has decided - Three...?
We've agreed to 1 film only
No way will she act in 3 films
Who are you, I say? Behaving like her husband!
Raj sir has spoken to madam Here's the contract
Get it signed and bring it back
Go
How uncooperative!
She has already agreed to a contract?
2 minutes, bro
Quick...hurry up
'Bhai saab', money
Who gave you permission to sign 3 films?
Don't think you can get away with all this contract-
How is the key here?
Hey! I have to ask you about your contract
What is this contract?
Nothing
The manager in my office...
...is asking me to sign a 2 year contract
I am weighing the pros and cons
Where did we go?
Went to the park and beach too
Really...?
I don't remember anything
How is it I am unable to remember anything?
- Tell me - I told you, right?
I don't understand anything
I'm hungry
Haven't you eaten?
Can you dish up something fast?
Just give me 10 minutes
Sign this
What is it?
'I, Ruby the devil...'
'...under any circumstance'
'...whatever the reason maybe'
'...after this film is completed'
'...will not stay in Devi's body'
'I, Ruby the spirit will not enter Devi's body again'
What is this?
My contract
I, Ruby the devil will not for any reason however dire the circumstance may be...
...act with the hero Raj in an intimate manner
Of utmost importance, with the villain...
...will not agree to act in any rape or lewd scenes
Will neither drink nor smoke
Will not use any magical tricks or resort to witchcraft
- What...? - Particularly
...won't target innocent Krishna!
I swear on God
True to my spirit, Ruby
(Devil)
Are you mad or what?
How can a heroine not do any of the above?
You're a heroine but your body...
...is Devi's!
Contract with a ghost, huh?
The ghost is acting, right?
I can't sign
I won't accept
You're no longer scared of me?
Do you and Devi wish to live together or not?
Then today will be the last day
From tomorrow Devi won't step out of the house
Because you've already promised me
You won't disturb Devi inside her home
If you want her to come out...
...sign this contract!
I am in the process!
Lazy devil!
Sir, we have a small problem
Ruby won’t sign a 3 film contract it seems
Imagine signing a 3 film contract with her
I thought you had lost it
Ask the director to finish the film soon
Yes, sir, we can pack her off
Ruby won’t act after getting married
Made for each other combo, sir
My father!
‘If I pick his call he’ll ask for Devi’
Hello! Baby Rajinikanth
Do you know ABCD of dance?
Blockhead! Just get out
The spirit of Michael Jackson, huh?
Here comes the original spirit!
Fold the umbrella
Are there any kids acting in this film?
No
Then why did you buy these mini dresses?
That’s for the heroine
I won’t agree to all this
Are you playing the fool?
She should be covered top to bottom, mind it!
Both top and bottom are missing here!
Hasn’t madam told you not to come in here?
Out…clear out
Watch…enjoy
Don’t you watch!
What’s your problem?
Look how the next Aishwarya Rai in a modern dress can break hearts!
The one who marries her has a lucky horoscope!
But after marriage there will be no scope to show off!
Beauty needs to be appreciated!
"My precious ruby, tell me 1 to 4"
"Cool as a ‘kulfi’ you are Tap your feet on the floor"
"My precious ruby, tell me 1 to 4"
"Cool as a ‘kulfi’ you are Tap your feet on the floor"
"Enjoy, encore!"
"Did you see my eyes glow forever?"
"In my life you bloomed as a flower"
"Quicken your heart rate!"
"Hey! Don’t be picking random stuff, darling"
"Neither do I want your tweets trending"
"You show off for effect and revel"
"You are a ‘selfie’ queen swell"
"When I see you, my dear rose time seems to be in comatose"
"Your butterfly, I’ll flit with cheer I’ll make a beeline to you sincere"
"I’m daily single, ready to mingle Shall we meet to make a miracle?"
"Have a blast"
"Did you see my eyes glow forever?"
"In my life you bloomed as a flower"
"Paint the town red!"
"Hey! Hello mister I’m a thermometer"
"I glance at you and in a jiffy my temperature rises to 103!"
"Live it up!"
"Did you see my eyes glow forever"
"In my life you bloomed as a flower"
"Quicken your pulse rate!"
"Hey! Don’t be picking random stuff, darling"
"Neither do I want your tweets trending"
"Your single glance makes my pulse dance"
"Get high!"
"I’m your precious baby ‘selfie’ queen ruby"
"Have a ball"
Hey! Move
You and your misshapen face!
Go home
Looks like he will settle down here
Not picking up our calls Thank God you knew-
Ages since we saw you
- She's ignoring us? - Didn’t you see your father?
Didn't even notice me How will she see you?
Father!
When did you come, pa?
I was the one who brought them
Where did you both disappear? Your phones were unreachable
So I called Ganesan
Okay, dude It hurts!
What’s wrong with Devi?
With a blanket wrapped around her she walked past right royally
She ignored you, huh?
She actually ignored you?!
- How many years since we got married? - 3 months
And if you visit her so late even I would be furious!
- Call me now - My dear son-in-law
Watch how angry I can be
Son-in-law, please wait
It’s only the 1st floor Take your time
To make it worse dropped her dress here
What’s wrong with you?
What's wrong?
My father and your parents have come
I believe you ignored them
They are so upset
Go in and lie down I’ll manage somehow
I don't remember
Devi, they’ve come…inside
What happened now?
Is it such a big issue?
We all make mistakes
What does this boy know? Or this baby in fact?
Or this curly-mop father of yours?
To err is human
To forgive at least is to be a beast!
Give your mother a huggy
Look how I united the family
Bless you, my dear
Let us have dinner
Our cow’s milk after delivery because you like it a lot
First shave and shower
- Even you must shave - Getting back at me, huh?
I’ve stopped drinking now
Don’t know if you did this knowingly or unknowingly
But for the 1st time in your life you’ve done something good
Sorry, ignorance is bliss!
Should first thrash the chap who invented the mobile!
Your car is here, sir I’m waiting down
Started the torture again!
Madam won’t come
What happened, sir?
Madam is sick physically
I am unwell mentally
Who is that madam?
If she’s sick why is your mind unwell?
You are drunk and blabbering
Move aside
Drunk, huh?
But I stopped drinking a long time ago
Father, that’s an English newspaper You don’t even know that, right?
- Not going to office? - No, pa
I can show you all the habitats of the celebrities here, reel and real
Not going now
I’ll take a shower and then go
We’ll take Devi with us
Devi won’t step out without me
She won’t come, pa
Hand in glove love, huh?
Handcuffed!
Oscar performance in front of your father, huh?
Tell me frankly
Does he take good care of you?
Are you happy?
I am happy, ma
He takes me to the park, beach, cinema daily
He may be reserved But he is a good man at heart, ma
I’m so glad, dear
I won’t bathe hereafter!
- Where are you rushing off to? - Hero Raj Khanna is downstairs
I am his fan
I’ve defended him and yelled at so many people online
Boss, I'm so blessed to have seen you
(mobbed by over-excited fans)
Move aside
Give way
Hey! Come here
Look who is here
Who is it?
Let’s go, sir
Sir, come
Sir, please come
I'll die for you, boss
Get into the car, sir
Get in, sir
Let's leave this place
Thank God I escaped
This pain in the neck, huh?
How is madam now?
She’s fine
Give the phone to madam
- Sir wants to speak - She’s sleeping
You said she’s fine?
If she is fine she shouldn’t sleep?
Let her take rest
Tomorrow she has a full scene with sir
The car will be waiting at 9’o clock Bring her safe and sound
You’ve lost so much weight
I don’t go to the gym nowadays
And hotel food isn’t tasty either
You can stay with us, right?
'I am in a soup!'
I’ll anyway be cooking for us
Devi, 1 minute
She asked me to stay here with so much care and con-
And we wanted to send her-
- You come with me - What happened?
Where are we going?
What?
I believe you cannot cancel tomorrow’s shoot
The whole family is well settled in there
Won’t budge an inch for a week it seems
I’m in such a predicament How will I take you-
You know only too well
That’s your problem
You can’t go for the shoot
Is that okay?
That’s also your problem
They will come looking for me
Only you’ll get caught in front of your family
So what do I do now?
You are the ghost
Can't you wave your magic wand and send them away?
But this clause isn’t part of your contract
Thank your stars you’re already dead
Or else I would have definitely killed you
Wave your wand please?
What are you doing?
'I want snake gourd curry for dinner-'
Who the hell are you?
What are you gaping at?
Get lost!
- I'm like your bro - Clear off!
Who is it?
Watch the X-rated program for our benefit!
Please come here
Couldn’t even come near you for the past 2 days
What to do?
Who rang the bell?
This place is overflowing with our family
Don’t hug me so tight I’m feeling shy
Shouldn’t they just say ‘hello’ and ‘tata, bye-bye, see you’?
Instead they are here for a week it seems
Don't they know they should leave newlyweds in peace?
What are you doing?
Muah!
Let us go out somewhere and spend quality time together
Then be ready tomorrow at 9’o clock, we can go
Why tomorrow?
Let’s go right now
My dear lady!
What?
Find out if our guests need dinner now, dear
Anna…?
Shall I make ‘chapati’ for dinner?
Tell me what you want
Dear, huh? I'll crucify you
I know, you buffalo skin!
I thought you’ll stay for another week, ma
I know what you thought!
What’s the rush to leave now?
We aren’t leaving? Let’s go inside
I meant you could leave 1/2 hour later
What a loving son-in-law!
Give it to him
We'll go to the temple and then head back home
Let’s go
You visit us sometime
See you, dear
Devi, let’s go down and send them off
- I'll go down? - Say bye from inside
Devi, see you
Even a cow if it wants its fill, will climb a steep hill
'Be happy, son-in-law'
I won't come either Have fun, just the 2 of you
- You are doing a good job - Good riddance!
I was feeling bad I might have rushed you into an unwanted bond
She’s like Goddess Lakshmi You can’t get a better girl than her
Bless you both, my son
Nothing serious, sir
Luckily it was just a scratch
Sir, he is hitting them hard
Be quiet It’s realistic
He’s really hitting him, sir
Hey! Come Come this way
Even if she had shed a single teardrop-
‘Revolver Raja 3’
This isn’t an action film, man
Fully romance Frame to frame
What happened?
You had hurt your hand?
I got hurt?
- Where? - That’s what I’m looking for
It was a mild bruise
I don’t even know when I got hurt
Really?
"I spoke to her wordlessly"
"I did a double take breathlessly"
"My senses five heightened rapidly"
"In wonderment I asked my heart fervidly"
"My heart said ‘This is love only, you silly fellow’ to me loudly"
"Asked me to follow you diligently"
"My heart said ‘This is love only, you madcap’ to me vehemently"
"Asked me to pursue you earnestly"
"Love, you won me over effortlessly"
"Strangle me with your love, honey"
"Days became nights topsy-turvy Dreams turned as feast tasty"
"Green earth, blue skies seem new to me"
"Friends no longer mattered"
"Cheeka became my friend instead"
"I wonder is this somehow the feeling called love?"
"I was just a boulder before I met you, my dear"
"After I saw you, I now know what a sculpture is, my love"
"Love, you won me over easily"
"Strangle me with your love, honey"
"I spoke to her wordlessly"
"I did a double take breathlessly"
We need Ruby’s dates
You can ask my dates anytime
But if it's Ruby's-
Raj, we introduced you We backed off for you to do this
"If love doesn’t happen, baby sleep is a daily hobby"
"When in love, sleep is priority to dream about you, sweetie"
"Straight into your eyes I used to see now my glance strays elsewhere nervously"
"A new shyness envelops me helplessly"
"My hands in yours I firmly clasp"
"This nanosecond I feel alive at last"
"I spoke to her wordlessly"
"I did a double take breathlessly"
You seem very happy?
Shooting is over You’ll be leaving
Only the shoot is over
Not yet released, right?
We have a contract, dear
You’ve signed on the dotted line
Show me
Does your contract stipulate I have to go after shoot is over?
No, right?
All I wished was…
…to watch myself on the silver screen
How can I go without watching the film?
Don’t behave like a kid
What’s this new bombshell from her?
- Yes, Krishna - When will this film release?
It will take 2 months
2 MONTHS?!
The shoot is over Why take 2 months?
Release it tomorrow
Otherwise-
Why should it take 2 months?
The shoot is over Release it tomorrow, sir
How is it possible tomorrow?
I can’t-
You can if you set your mind to it
It’s a technical problem, man
You don't know
It’s a technical problem, man You won’t understand
Buffalo skin blockhead!
I’m the driver speaking, sir
The producer’s son kidnapped Ruby madam at Matunga, sir
They kidnapped madam
Start the car, man
Ruby, I want to sign you for 5 films
Raj, your film is over
Don't hit me, sir
Ruby won’t act hereafter
If you dare disturb her-
If I had seen her shed a single teardrop-
'Other than me, every man I meet is besotted with my wife!'
(whimpering)
I have some serious problem
I’m unable to remember anything nowadays
Where I go or what I do
I have no clue
I keep racking my brains and end up with a splitting headache
You’re just imagining it, dear
Some incurable illness
I know I won’t live for long
Hear me out
You are hale and healthy Just go back to sleep
Even if something happens to me…
…you should be happy
You should get married again
At least this time to someone you like
How can you even think this?
Nothing will happen to you
I won’t let anything drastic happen either
Don’t worry Go to sleep
It seems the film is releasing, sir
- Yes, man - Can I get 2 tickets, sir?
A special show is scheduled tomorrow The entire industry will attend
Collect your tickets from our office
I own the car
And you're the driver, huh!
Can I meet Dilip sir?
Rosy, send these to Vikram sir and Vijay sir
Hey! What are you doing here?
I had asked you for 2 tickets You asked me to come
Film is a super hit even before release
I am telling you this film will write our history on the silver screen
Not just the film
Our love story also
I'm planning to announce at the Press meet about Ruby and me for the world to know
Then the film will be a sooper doooper hit, sir
After watching the film Ruby will vanish into thin air
I have a surprise for you
You’ll get to know at the Press Meet
I have no idea who you are or how you’ll even look
But if you had been alive today…
…I can understand how you would’ve been acclaimed
You shouldn’t have ended your life in haste like this
Thanks to Devi I am so glad your dream came true
Here you go
Wear this sari
Devi and I will leave
Please go change
- Where? - Back home
I’m not coming
Don’t play the fool
Didn’t you promise to go after you saw the film?
Didn’t you say so?
Wear this sari
Go
You saw?
How many people!
Thunderous applause!!
Think about it
What should I think?
Listening to you or what you promised?
You’ve signed a contract
Then Devi?
Her life…?
Devi…how are you connected to her?
You were waiting for her to leave
When you had no feelings for her…
…how does it bother you if I use Devi’s body?
You wanted to get rid of her
Go
But whatever happens I won’t leave her body
What are you doing here?
Everyone is waiting for you at the conference hall
Media, photographers are waiting for you
Stop it
'Ruby, I’ll tell everyone the truth'
She isn’t Ruby, sir
'What is this, sir?'
'She is not Ruby'
'My wife has been possessed'
'Revolver Raja 003' is a super hit Ruby is the next superstar'
Mark of a manager!
His sense of gratitude is commendable
We make films
We act in films
Sometimes without our knowledge reel life merges into real life
There’s hardly any difference between these 2 lives
I realized it while working in this film
Ruby is not only beautiful
She is very talented too
The best co-star I’ve got so far
The best person I have met till date
'Name'
'Fame'
'Applause'
'I thought I'll get all this if I act in movies'
Madam! What happened?
‘Today - 03:10 p.m Sanjeevani Hospital, Mumbai’
Sir, doctor wants to see you
Are you married?
You loved madam
But madam...
...loves me
If I see her shed a single teardrop-
How is madam?
God Almighty!
When did this happen?
You never informed me
Doesn’t matter, sir When is junior Raja due?
I’ll do it, sir
What do we tell them, sir?
‘Revolver Raja 4’
We can dream a 100 wishes
But God decides what should come true
Just because your fate was sealed…
…you have no right to re-write other’s destiny
I beg you
Give her back to me
Wha...where?
Hospital?
You are fine, right?
I am the one with the problem, huh?
Is my illness beyond cure?
What kind of dress is this?
Hospital gown, huh?
For the 1st time in the world…
…a husband will tell his wife this
What?
You’ll soon be a mother
What are you doing?
Getting the clothes from the terrace you dropped the towel
- Bring it - Is it so?
What happened?
My dear wife!
Let go of me
What are you looking at?
There was a board on that wall
It had fallen down this morning
I threw it away thinking it was trash
Is it something important?
No…? Thank God
‘2 years later’
Go to work
"Million designs like a kaleidoscope Each color a ray of hope"
"Zillion dreams to nurture Paint colors for a perfect picture"
subtitled by rekhs
assisted by harini, kirthi and sethumadhavan
Rock on...!