1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,960 Over the years, we have explored the life 4 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,720 of every creature of the African grassland. 5 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,080 We have worked hard to unlock the mysteries of their world. 6 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,400 But there has always been one being beyond our study. 7 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,160 Until now. 8 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 She is an anomaly on the Savanna, 9 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,200 neither hunter nor gatherer. 10 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:45,320 She is a scavenger living off the spoils of others. 11 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,720 What drives her, 12 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,880 motivates her? 13 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,160 -What are the s-- -Cut! 14 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,560 That was lovely. You were wonderful. 15 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,960 -What the f-- -She is… 16 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,680 …a hot mess. 17 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,000 Johannesburg, her habitat. 18 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:03,240 An imperfect city, unlovable, yet beautiful in its own way. 19 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,960 Despite the absence of any social contribution, 20 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:10,800 she and her pack roam the highveld together. 21 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:14,040 But theirs is an uneasy alliance. 22 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,240 Hey! 23 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,800 What are you tryna do? Kill someone? 24 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,840 -Go fuck yourself. -Really? Well, go fuck yourself as well. 25 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,280 Excuse me. 26 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,280 I will fucking kick you in your tiny bitch ass balls. 27 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:31,600 Now, let's begin our tale… 28 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,200 …of the urban jungle. 29 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:34,320 Dick. 30 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,400 Cunt. 31 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,320 -Do you wanna run your lines again? -I'm good. 32 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:52,840 Who're you texting? 33 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:54,440 -No one. -Dish. 34 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,560 -Diego. -That fuck boy! 35 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,160 Come on, Son. I dunno why you bother. 36 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,640 What? 37 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,480 -Nothing. -Bullshit. 38 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,320 He just sent me a dick pic. 39 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,080 -Ah let's see! -You are driving! 40 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,520 Fine! 41 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,480 But at least give me a description. 42 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,720 I mean, are we talking, "The Rock and two tractor tyres" or 43 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,960 "Danny DeVito and a couple of grapes." 44 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,640 Carla, we can't do this anymore, there's like… 45 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:22,800 a right to privacy. 46 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:25,720 Come on, Sondra, that's not fair. I'm a married woman. 47 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,560 This is the closest I've been to a penis in years. 48 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,680 -Please. -No. 49 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:32,720 -Please. -Stop it. No. 50 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,120 It's my penis. 51 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,080 Okay. You ready? 52 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:40,040 Mm-hmm. 53 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,040 Gum. 54 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:42,960 Look at me. 55 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:44,840 You got this. 56 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:46,000 Say it after me. I got this. 57 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,560 -I got this. -Sondra de Silva, 58 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:50,200 -this one is gonna be different. -It's gonna be different. 59 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,680 Okay. Don't worry about the bloating. 60 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,480 -What bloating? -You got this. Break a leg. 61 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,360 Profile left, please. 62 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,720 And right. 63 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,760 Face front. 64 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,120 Hands, please. 65 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,400 Other side. 66 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:10,920 All right, thank you. 67 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,200 Is that not Marlene from Daylight Destiny? 68 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,840 What, that soapy from like 20 years ago? 69 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:22,680 Hi. I'm Sondra de Silva and I'll be auditioning for Serenity Anti-age Cream. 70 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,480 Is she not a little old? 71 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,000 Um… 72 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:30,720 my agent said the brief was for women between 35 and 40 with dark hair. 73 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,520 Right. Okay. 74 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:33,760 Sure. 75 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,880 Um, Sondra do you need a script? 76 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,280 -No. I'm good. -Okay. 77 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,720 Well then, if you can get into your bikini now, please-- 78 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,240 Bikini? I'm sorry. My agent never mentioned anything about a bikini. 79 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,960 My darling, just do it in your bra. Okay? 80 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,920 -Sorry. -All right, ladies. So you're on a beach. 81 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,640 You're a group of friends and you're playing volleyball. 82 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,520 -Okay? -And what else? 83 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,520 Nothing. That's it. Okay? 84 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:06,680 And action. 85 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,160 I'm sorry. Hang on. Wait. Stop. Sorry. 86 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,600 Are we meant to be miming here? 87 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:23,880 Yes, you are miming the volleyball. 88 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,120 -Just mime. -Okay, thank you. 89 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,640 Guys, guys, guys. 90 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,840 There can only be one ball. 91 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,200 So like, let me start. 92 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:32,560 We can… Okay? 93 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,240 Um, but what was wrong with the way that we were doing it? 94 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:38,360 Nothing. 95 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:41,600 So you basically just want us to jump up and down? Yeah? 96 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,520 ‎ 97 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,720 Mommy. 98 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,280 What do you mean, you're outside? 99 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:00,240 No, Mommy, I've told you, you can't keep coming around like this. 100 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:01,560 It's called boundaries. 101 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,720 Like all of it? 102 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:11,480 It seems that way. 103 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,840 You spent your entire pension. 104 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,520 How's that even possible? 105 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,880 We trusted your Uncle Joe to manage everything for us. 106 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:22,560 How were we to know we were paying for his penthouse in Ibiza? 107 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,520 -Ibiza. -No, Mommy he should be in jail. 108 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,320 He will pay for it in the afterlife. 109 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,040 -Don't you worry. -What about in this life? 110 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,920 Don't get all high and mighty about stealing. 111 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,560 Didn't you steal your sister's boyfriend in high school? 112 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,960 -I have apologized for-- -Look, enough. 113 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,800 You'll be out at the end of the month. I'm going to Airbnb the house. 114 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:39,960 What?! 115 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,360 -Dad! -Technically speaking, 116 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,560 we bought it. 117 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:45,080 But you bought Raquel a house, too. 118 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,400 She has a husband and a child. 119 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,000 Plus she paid us back. 120 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,560 Think of it as a good opportunity. 121 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,400 -For what? -To get your life together. 122 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,280 There's nothing wrong with my life. My ship is about to come in. 123 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:01,200 There are no ships for actresses over 40. 124 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,640 Where am I supposed to live? 125 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,120 Get yourself a job. Better still, get married. 126 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,640 I'm working on it. 127 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,600 Yes, with another drug addict, no doubt. 128 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:15,520 All I know is we are not paying for you anymore, Sondra. 129 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,600 It's time to get realistic. 130 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:20,680 Get a real job. Rent a place and stop-- 131 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,000 ‎ 132 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:35,560 Makalah, please do not hit your brother. 133 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:37,120 Okay, violence is not the answer. 134 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:40,320 I will buy you a new one, honey. Okay? 135 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,400 But that was a limited edition one I-- 136 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:43,440 Okay well… 137 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,360 Okay, okay. 138 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,560 Precious! 139 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:59,440 Precious, please can you come and help me? 140 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,120 First I have to remodel the bathroom, though. 141 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,880 Okay. Then what are you gonna do after? 142 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,360 I don't know. Move in with Diego, I guess. 143 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:11,960 Son, we've been besties since you made Hannah cry 144 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,600 on the first day of drama school. 145 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:14,520 We've been through it all. 146 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,920 You are my ride-or-die. I will always have your back. 147 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,400 Thanks, buddy. 148 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:20,400 Diego is never going to marry you. 149 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,200 What? 150 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:26,320 Hot toy boys don't marry cougars unless the cougars are rich. 151 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,000 You should just get back together with that restaurant owner. 152 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,640 -You mean the drug addict? -He's rich. 153 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,320 What part of drug addict don't you understand? 154 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:35,080 So marry him, divorce him, get some alimony. 155 00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:37,679 Just because I'm over 35 doesn't mean I can't have-- 156 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,360 So you have ruled out anyone who is divorced, 157 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,360 has kids, has an addiction problem, 158 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,400 has a small dick, is depressed, wears sondals. Who is left? 159 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:48,640 Why are you so obsessed with me getting married? 160 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,720 Because what else are you gonna do? 161 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,240 At some point, you need to accept the idea 162 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:57,440 that you're probably not gonna be famous again. 163 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:00,040 I take you to every audition. 164 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:02,640 When was the last time you had a proper one? 165 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,640 -My ears are burning. -Can't we just share Jerry? 166 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,200 You guys talking about me again? 167 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,600 Mm. 168 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:10,680 You can have him. 169 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,480 -She doesn't know what she's talking-- -Jerry's the greatest. 170 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:15,040 And you are not my best friend anymore. 171 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,200 Hey, what happened to "you are my ride-or-die"? 172 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,320 Besides, I have to say that 173 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,240 Jerry lends me money all the time and I never pay him back. 174 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,360 Oh, forget about it. 175 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,800 You're a worthwhile investment, Sondra. 176 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:26,880 Thank you, Jerry. 177 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,200 Okay, whatever. 178 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,360 Enjoy your booty call. 179 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,560 You know, maybe he actually likes me. 180 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:32,760 I'm just being honest. 181 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,440 Something about this guy doesn't feel right. 182 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,840 You're still a star, Sondra. 183 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,920 Do you really think so? 184 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,040 When I was a kid I used to dream about being with you. 185 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,040 Mm-hmm. 186 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:53,160 Marlene from Daylight Destiny. 187 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:55,760 Thick dark hair. 188 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:57,920 Dark eyes. 189 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:00,680 Phew. Killer tits. 190 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:03,080 You're such a flirt. 191 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:08,000 Babe when I… when I was 14, I had your poster on my wall. 192 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:09,960 Mm! 193 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,400 Do you wanna um…? 194 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,680 Do you wanna come to my birthday party tomorrow? 195 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:23,680 It's dinner. 196 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,760 Sure thing, babe. 197 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,520 Happy birthday, my soul. 198 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,360 Oh, thank you, my life. 199 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,280 -And? -And… 200 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,440 Oh my God, Car, he's the one. 201 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,760 I swear. I swear to you, there was something… 202 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,240 I don't know. There's just something about that 203 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,160 little pep talk you gave me about husbands, it just… 204 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,440 I don't know. It was like the cosmic key I needed to unlock my destiny or something. 205 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,160 Okay, that's amazing. But get to the good part. 206 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,240 Length. Girth. I want all the gory details. 207 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,440 Okay. First, we'll count 208 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:58,200 Chris Hemsworth astride two massive boulders. 209 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,520 More. I need more. 210 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,240 Uh-huh. 211 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:05,880 Ah! 212 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,640 Ah! 213 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,560 -Doesn't she look amazing? -Shut up, Jerry. 214 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,920 You may now kiss the bride. 215 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:24,840 ‎ 216 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:25,520 Ah! 217 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:29,440 Oy! Hey! Whoo! What? Ooh! What's happening down there? 218 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,680 Oh, hey. Mm. 219 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,040 Ooh! 220 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,800 I always wanted to do that. 221 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:44,200 It's so sexy. 222 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,760 So intimate, so risqué. 223 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,520 You what?! 224 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,640 Ah, Jerry would never do that to me. 225 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,040 So? Not everyone needs a licked arsehole. 226 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,440 Ah, you're always on his side. You're just like my mother. 227 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,480 I'm on your side. 228 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,160 When we fell in love, he was like a normal guy. 229 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,560 We hung out in Melville. We had opinions. 230 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,160 Meritocracy is the light of the soul. 231 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,080 There's no such thing as merit in the society. 232 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,040 It's either you're part of the haves or the have-nots. 233 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:20,120 And we are divided into those categories by the elitist, 234 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,120 white capitalists who control our lives. 235 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,640 Amandla. 236 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,400 Now he's like Jewer than Jew. 237 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,800 I swear if there was a competition for the best Jew in Jo'burg, 238 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,280 Jerry would win like, first, second and third place. 239 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,840 I don't know what you're moaning about. Jerry loves you. 240 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,080 I just didn't think he'd take it so seriously. 241 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,080 Car, you did tell him he had to convert to marry you? 242 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:50,080 I didn't mean he actually had to find God. 243 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:54,400 If you want Jerry to lick your arsehole, just ask him. 244 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:58,760 Oh, he has like zero interest in having sex with me. 245 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,760 -Carla. -Jerry. 246 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,400 Do you even wanna have sex? 247 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:13,760 I'm into it. 248 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,160 No. 249 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,000 Where are you going? 250 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,760 I don't know. 251 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:23,960 To watch porn. 252 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,000 Pray. 253 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:25,920 I haven't decided! 254 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:30,680 I guess it's just me and Pastor Enoch tonight. 255 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,640 Yeah. You need to stop cheating on Jerry with your Christian dildo. 256 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,280 It doesn't mind if I eat bacon. 257 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:39,320 I gotta go. I'm gonna go and kerfuffle with my future husband some more. 258 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,880 Send photo. 259 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,440 Okay, I told you, privacy! 260 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,560 Diego. 261 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:48,680 I'm coming. 262 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,520 Sondra? Mmm. 263 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,520 I'm Grant from Grants Construction. We're here to do your bathroom. 264 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,120 -Mm. -Do you know your gate's open? 265 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,040 Fuck. 266 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,400 It's the first door on the right. 267 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,000 This way. 268 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:16,920 You're Marlene from Daylight Destiny? 269 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,040 -In the flesh. -Don't tell anyone, but I love that show. 270 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,120 And you're the worst, you know, in the best way. 271 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,360 Thank you. 272 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,480 -You still acting? -Yeah. 273 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:27,520 All the time. 274 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,680 Wow. 275 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,600 Well, it's… 276 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,600 -Hey. -Ah, hey. 277 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:33,840 Hi. 278 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,120 Mmm. 279 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,560 I can still taste you. 280 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,400 All right. I'm out of here. 281 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,800 Oh, you don't wanna get… 282 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,360 -You don't wanna get breakfast? -No. 283 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,600 Got to hit the gym, babe. 284 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,560 Okay. 285 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,080 Okay. I'll see you at six then. Time machine. 286 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,080 And don't forget the birthday dinner at 7:30. 287 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,440 Yeah. Okay. 288 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,320 Um… see you later. 289 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,400 See you later. 290 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,560 Good evening. May I grab this chair? 291 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,480 Um, I'm… I'm waiting on someone. 292 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,480 Sorry. 293 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,080 There you go. 294 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,200 Thank you so much. 295 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,960 Hmm. 296 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,200 -Babe? -Mm-hmm? 297 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,680 Don't you think we should eat? 298 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,400 We have to wait for the birthday girl. 299 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,640 I mean, honey, it's a model. 300 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,440 -Mm. -Raquel? 301 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,040 -Hmm? -Do you own the salon or… 302 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,359 -Well-- -She should. 303 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,200 Yes, right? 304 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,240 No, I wish. I just manage it. 305 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:22,359 Oh, that's exciting. 306 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:25,800 How do you two know my sister? 307 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:26,960 Mm-mmh. 308 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,120 We don't actually. Um, both Car's and I's kids 309 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,440 go to Clever Club together and… 310 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,520 And mine, yeah. 311 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,040 We both met sneaking a cigarette. 312 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,000 Carla. Smoking again? 313 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,720 Yeah. You know what? 314 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,200 Let's eat. I'm starving. 315 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,360 -Yes can we eat? -I'm starving. 316 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,440 Thank goodness. Yes. 317 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,920 Oh, finally. 318 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,520 -The birthday girl is here. -Oh? 319 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,840 Oh. 320 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,120 -Happy birthday. -Yeah! 321 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,360 -Hello Jerry. -Hello. 322 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,400 The birthday girl. 323 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,280 The birthday girl's here. 324 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,120 Hello you two. 325 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,240 Holy shit. 326 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,760 Oh my gosh. 327 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,200 -Happy birthday! -You're… 328 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,320 Aren't you… 329 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,360 You're that… 330 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,760 ‎-I used to love you. ‎-I used to love to hate you. 331 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,680 Sondra and Carla went to drama school together. 332 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,000 Yeah. I was actually shortlisted for the role, 333 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:21,680 but my bestie hijacked my audition, so… 334 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,360 It's not my fault they saw me in reception. 335 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,040 Funny how you knew my lines though. 336 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,280 I did help her rehearse. 337 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,520 The rest is history. 338 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:32,040 Sondra became famous and Carla married me. 339 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,440 -Who are these people? -Uh, Son? 340 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,960 -Where's Diego? -Who's Diego? 341 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,800 Wine? 342 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:45,200 So, Noms and I are playing Cliff, Shag, Marry 343 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,120 and there's this… this rugby coach. 344 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,480 And… 345 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,520 She says, "I'd fuck him." 346 00:18:54,440 --> 00:19:00,720 I mean, I could not think of anything worse than being single at our age. 347 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,040 -No, it can never be me. -Like nothing! 348 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,640 Never, ever. 349 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,800 I'm so sorry, Son. 350 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,640 It's really not that bad. 351 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,320 It's like, you know… 352 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,040 -It's like test-driving a car. -What?! 353 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,120 -What?! -She means sex. 354 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,400 Oh! 355 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,440 You have my… anyway guys, 356 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,440 do you have some stories that you can share with us married folks? 357 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:19,680 Yes! 358 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,320 -Yes. -I don't kiss and tell. 359 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,360 -She does, and you do. -Ah, I knew it! 360 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:27,360 Sondra has had more one-night stands than moustache waxes. 361 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,160 She has got stories for days. 362 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,960 But of course, but of course, she wants to marry them all. 363 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,280 Okay, okay. What is your worst story? 364 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,720 How much time do you have? 365 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,080 You know I think the thing that I hate the most is the, is the dick pics. 366 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,360 I've never gotten one. 367 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,320 You know what, I'm gonna tell you something. 368 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,240 Guys, we don't like them. 369 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,960 Do you by any chance have any on your phone? 370 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,520 Yes! 371 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,280 I delete them. 372 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,400 She's lying. 373 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,720 She keeps the best ones for when we need a laugh. 374 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,560 Oh come on, show them. 375 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,360 Show us, show us, show us, show us! 376 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,960 Show them, show them, show them! 377 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,560 Okay. 378 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,160 -I'm so excited. -I have to go first 379 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,440 because the only dick I've ever seen is my husband's. 380 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,320 Oh no! 381 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:15,640 This one we call Tom Cruise and a couple of grapes. 382 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:16,880 -Oh no! -Oh my God. 383 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,680 No, you gotta… Just watch. Look! 384 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,880 I mean this… 385 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,160 Ooh. 386 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,880 What? I mean, it is so short. 387 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:25,960 Yes. 388 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,920 Yet confident. 389 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,520 Is it confident? Or is it-- 390 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,840 No, no, no! 391 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,120 The dick pics… The dick pics are only the beginning. 392 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:39,160 Ah no, this one time Sondra was screwing this guy, okay, 393 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,840 and she opens the door and his father… 394 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,800 -No! -…who lives with him, is listening in. 395 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,600 No! That is so… 396 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,640 He put a chair there and everything. 397 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:54,000 This other time this guy wanted all three of his dogs on the bed 398 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,760 -when they're going… -The dogs?Awww! 399 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,760 And just yesterday, 400 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:01,800 this guy, this guy Diego is going down on her 401 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:05,080 and he sorta just, he licks out her arsehole. 402 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,840 Don't you dare try that with me. 403 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,080 But now… 404 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,680 But now of course he won't return her calls. 405 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,400 I mean, fuck. 406 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:20,880 It's fucking… 407 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,520 Fuck off, Carla. 408 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,080 It's Jerry. 409 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,760 I'm so sorry, Son. 410 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,320 She can be… 411 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,480 She can be really awful sometimes. 412 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,200 I think she's jealous of you. 413 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,080 No, she's not. 414 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,360 And I don't know how you put up with her. 415 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,840 I ask myself the same question. 416 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,440 I don't know. 417 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,160 Maybe you and I should just… leave. 418 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,480 Oh shut up, Jerry. 419 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,320 Anyway, probably should have remembered to 420 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,880 swap out the wine for the non-alcoholic again. 421 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,680 -Chin up, Jerry. -She didn't forgive me for an entire week. 422 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,000 Shut up, Jerry. 423 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,520 I love you. 424 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:57,880 No. 425 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,080 No, no. 426 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,600 No, look out. 427 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,120 Careful. I'm so hungover. 428 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,880 Please hold still. Otherwise, you'll lose a lip. 429 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,520 Why didn't I cancel this appointment? 430 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,000 Sorry. 431 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,000 It's probably my agent. 432 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,800 Just spam. 433 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,280 -Just spam? -They're relentless. 434 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:43,840 For God’s sake, Sondra, just answer the phone. 435 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,200 No, Raquel! 436 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,720 Why do you keep hanging up on Jerry? 437 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,320 Don't you want to pull off the other side? 438 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,400 I know what I'm doing. 439 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,480 But why do you keep hanging up on Jerry? 440 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,360 Sondra, if you don't tell me, I'm gonna answer the phone. 441 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,320 I'm answering the phone. 442 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,200 Fine. Okay, okay. 443 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,560 He kissed me last night in the bathroom after Carla was so awful to me. 444 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,560 He did what? 445 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,840 -That is a lot of wax. -No, that is an appropriate amount of wax. 446 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,880 -It was an accident. -Okay. 447 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,400 Listen, Carla was a piece of crap last night. 448 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,600 But that does not give you the right to jump her husband. 449 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,720 -It was an accident. -An accident? An accident? 450 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,360 Just like my Renaldo in Standard Eight, was that an accident? 451 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,120 Oh my God. We were teenagers. 452 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,600 -What are you doing? -I'm doing my job! 453 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,440 No. Ow, ow. 454 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,880 Where are you going? 455 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,840 I'm not going to let my little sister disfigure me. 456 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,280 Thanks for the sisterly support by the way. 457 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:37,360 You're welcome. 458 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,840 Yeah. Good luck with that. 459 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,480 Fuck. Fuck. 460 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,520 -Grant? -Oh, gents. 461 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,880 I'm so sorry, um I need to use the bathroom, please. 462 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,240 -Sorry? -You know, 463 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,600 can you guys leave for the day? 464 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,760 We're on a really tight deadline here. 465 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,480 Can't you please use the portaloo outside? 466 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,640 It's a fucking medical emergency, Grant! 467 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,120 Gents, take five. 468 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,760 Just grab a… 469 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,280 Fuck! 470 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,680 Fuck! 471 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,760 -Are you okay? -No, I'm not fucking okay. 472 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,640 Do you need an ambulance? 473 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,880 No, I don't need a fucking ambulance! 474 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,240 Is she okay? 475 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:25,800 I hope she doesn't need any-- 476 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,440 Fuck, fuck! 477 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,400 Sondra? 478 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,760 -I'm coming in. -No, no, no, no, no. 479 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,560 -I'm not looking. I'm in. -No. 480 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,680 I'm in. 481 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,560 -What's going on in here? -Nothing. I'm fine. 482 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,240 Okay. 483 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,160 -Do you need a doctor? -No. 484 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,640 So what do you need? 485 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,280 It's an epilation malfunction. 486 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,400 A what? 487 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,000 A very, very bad wax. 488 00:26:58,640 --> 00:26:59,840 Oh. 489 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,320 Okay. Um… 490 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,640 -Let me see it. -No. 491 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:12,200 Look I doubt it's anything I haven't seen. I grew up with four sisters. 492 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,360 Okay, look. 493 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,360 Can you go and you go do it somewhere else? 494 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:25,840 Oh boy. 495 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,800 -Oh fuck! -Mmm. 496 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,160 Um… 497 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,400 We're gonna need olive oil. 498 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,120 Hmm? To um… 499 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,320 Where, now? 500 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,560 Here we go. 501 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,800 Okay. 502 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,000 Okay. The lips are apart now. 503 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,000 Thank you, Grant. You can go. 504 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:09,720 Oh! 505 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,080 You sure you’re okay? 506 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,560 Mm-hmm. Yeah, got this. 507 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,680 Thank you. 508 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,600 Just go uh… 509 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,840 Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck! 510 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,360 Okay. Let me help. 511 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,120 -I can help. -No, no, no. You know what? 512 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,080 It's fine. I can… I just need… 513 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,600 You need help. 514 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,480 I'd rather die! 515 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,560 -I'm coming in. It's alright… -No, no, no. You know what, Grant, 516 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,760 -I actually think I could live like this. -I'm in. 517 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,240 Turn around. 518 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,560 Turn. 519 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,640 Almost there. Turn around. 520 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,720 Okay. 521 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,920 Now, put your hands… 522 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,280 arms on my shoulders. 523 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,120 One and two. 524 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,560 Okay. Now, look at me. 525 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,360 Look at me. 526 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,440 I need to go down. 527 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,320 -Ready? -Maybe… we should… 528 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,520 -Mm-hmm? -We should count… 529 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:58,840 -Okay. -…to three. 530 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:02,480 One… two… 531 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,840 I'll get it. 532 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,160 You left this. 533 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,040 Thanks. 534 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,680 What is wrong with you? 535 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,080 Um, p… pilates. 536 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,800 How hilarious was last night? 537 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,640 So fun. 538 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,240 So um… I… 539 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,080 Have you thought about what you're going to do afterwards? 540 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,200 -After what? -I assume you can't move in with Diego. 541 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,920 -Ah shit! -I thought… 542 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,640 if you have nowhere else to stay, our cottage is always free. 543 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,280 He is cute. 544 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,240 Is he? 545 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,320 Yeah. 546 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,120 All right, I've got to go and fetch the kids. 547 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,840 Please remind me never to drink Miriam's kosher wine ever again. 548 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,840 Never drink Miriam's kosher wine again. 549 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,480 Ow. 550 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,320 -Sondra? -Jerry, what the… Carla was just here. 551 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,880 -What happened? -Pilates. 552 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,360 I just came to apologize… mmh. 553 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,160 You can't. The construction worker is here. 554 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:14,800 So? 555 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,920 Look, I take full responsibility, okay? 556 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,160 -As you should. -But… 557 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,640 -But what? -For the first time in years, 558 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,480 I felt something. 559 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,920 In Judaism, right, there's this idea 560 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,120 that even before we're born, 561 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,920 God has already decided who we're meant to be with. 562 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,760 It's like a… like a soul mate. 563 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,480 -It's called b'sheirt. -Oh shit? 564 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,880 -B'sheirt. -B'shat? 565 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:36,880 It means destiny. 566 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,400 I used to think Carla was mine and… 567 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,800 But then… 568 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,240 Tell me you felt it? 569 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,920 -Oh Jerry, this is wrong. -So you did feel something. 570 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,800 Carla is my best friend. 571 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,440 Am I a total piece of shit 572 00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,600 if the only thing I feel guilty about is that I don't feel guilty. 573 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,120 Jerry, you need to go. 574 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,680 Okay, okay, okay. But look. 575 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,560 At least, take this. 576 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:16,760 What the fuck is that? 577 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,280 Have you bought me a phone? 578 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,960 We owe it to ourselves to see if there's something here. 579 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,640 Are you fucking nuts, Jerry? 580 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,560 No, Jerry. Pick that phone up. 581 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:26,640 Jerry! 582 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,440 Fuck. I really need to close my fucking gate! 583 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,840 This better be good. 584 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:52,680 Why? 585 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:54,920 Who? 586 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,560 What?! 587 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,840 Lungi! For the BBC? 588 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,880 Are you serious? 589 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,120 But wai… So…? 590 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,200 No, I don't… I don't have to audition? 591 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,120 Oh, my God. That's amazing. 592 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,240 Okay, yeah I'll send them. Okay. Bye. 593 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,560 I didn't mean to do that last one. 594 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,720 Ah. 595 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,440 F… 596 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,240 So I'm done for the day. 597 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:31,160 Please, baby Jesus, explain to me why I decided to make pastry. 598 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,560 I mean, I should have just bought it from the store. 599 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,920 Who you trying to impress? 600 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,040 My mother. 601 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,680 She's coming to inspect the bathroom. 602 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:38,760 Oh. 603 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,800 What does 'cut in the cold fat' mean? 604 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,560 I'm going to need a knife and flour. 605 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,520 Knife and flour. 606 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,560 Thank you. 607 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,600 -Knife. -Oh. 608 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,639 There you go. 609 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,440 I think we're going to need some music. 610 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,920 -Does that thing work? -Yeah. 611 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,040 Okay. 612 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,600 -Marlene. -Cute. 613 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,440 Fuck. 614 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,120 ♪ Mister ♪ 615 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,640 ♪ Your eyes are full of hesitation ♪ 616 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,840 ♪ Sure makes me wonder ♪ 617 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,400 ♪ If you know what you're looking for ♪ 618 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:19,800 ♪ Baby ♪ 619 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,400 ♪ I want to keep my reputation ♪ 620 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,480 ♪ I'm the sensation ♪ 621 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,160 ♪ You try me once you back for more ♪ 622 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,640 ♪ Oh, yes sir ♪ 623 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,080 ♪ I can boogie ♪ 624 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,800 ♪ But I need a certain song ♪ 625 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:42,840 ♪ I can boogie ♪ 626 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,880 ♪ Oh, yes sir ♪ 627 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,800 ♪ I can boogie ♪ 628 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:57,000 ♪ If you say you can't go wrong ♪ 629 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:09,680 Done. 630 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:11,960 That was impressive. 631 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,560 Pastry-making or seducing women through the power of dance? 632 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,080 Huh uh… 633 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,960 It turns out once you get divorced, you find time for a lot of things. 634 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,360 Like cooking shows. 635 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,240 -You're divorced? -Mm-hmm. 636 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:28,880 Sorry. I'm sorry. 637 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,480 So who was that guy, is… 638 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,080 Is he the new boyfriend? 639 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,280 No, he's my… 640 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,520 Cou… He's my cousin. 641 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,240 Look. Sorry. It's none of my business. 642 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:43,680 I'll see you tomorrow. 643 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,640 -Grant. -Mm-hmm? 644 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,360 Thank you. Very much. 645 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,240 Thirty minutes. 646 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,080 Oh, yeah the… 30. 647 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,800 -Thirty? -Thirty. 648 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,520 Hey, babes, I just saw Noms 649 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,040 and she couldn't stop talking about how funny last night was. 650 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,640 You getting rimmed. 651 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:34,640 Sorry babe, I pressed send too early because I was still laughing at the image. 652 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:37,440 I'm just, I'm just saying you need to unc-- 653 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,040 I'm very disappointed. 654 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,760 The tiles, everything. So cheap. 655 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,680 Well, you didn't give me a very big budget. 656 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,280 You've always had such cheap taste. 657 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:57,040 Like that drug addict who wore the false Ralph Lauren shirts 658 00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,680 and sold all of your shoes to buy more drugs, every single pair. 659 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,800 I mean all of them. 660 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,920 Well, you won't be having your flings when you move back into our house. 661 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000 When what? 662 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,520 -Not in a million years. -Where are you going to go then? 663 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,040 -Huh? What?! -Carla's cottage. 664 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,880 The tiles are cheap! 665 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,840 You need to take them all back and get better ones. 666 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,840 -With what money? -I mean, look at Raquel. 667 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,440 She has a husband, a home, a baby. 668 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,720 And she didn't buy cheap tiles for her bathroom. 669 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,880 I'm going to be on the BBC. 670 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,040 You're too old to be on the BBC. 671 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,520 No, I'm not. I got the job today. 672 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,080 For a TV show and I didn't even audition. 673 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,560 They asked for me. 674 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,360 What do you want me to do? Hmm? 675 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,760 You want me to just… 676 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,560 …marry the first man who comes along and buys me flowers 677 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,640 and be miserable for the rest of my life just to make you happy. 678 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:50,120 Yes! Better miserable with a husband than miserable without. 679 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,200 Would you please answer your phone? 680 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,680 It's not my ph… 681 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:06,880 Hello? 682 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,640 I'm having dinner with my parents right now. 683 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,480 What?! No, I'm not sending you a photo of what I'm wearing. Fuck! 684 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,800 -Why do you have two phones? -Don't know. 685 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:41,880 Excuse me. 686 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,480 That sister of yours has some real problems. 687 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:16,960 Oh. 688 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,680 Oh, Jesus. 689 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:40,680 -Dick. -Who's a dick now? 690 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,240 No, my cousin. 691 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,640 How did you get in here? 692 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:46,240 Really need to start closing your gate at night, babe. 693 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,440 Oh, fuck! 694 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,920 -What's wrong? -Something's up with Jerry, babe. 695 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,840 You know I give him that once-a-month hand job? 696 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,000 -His reward for putting up with you? -Sex is currency. 697 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,960 Last night, he said he was too tired. 698 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,280 Oh no. 699 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,760 Maybe he was too tired. 700 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,640 This is Jerry we are talking about, Son. 701 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:24,000 Something is up with him, I know it. 702 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,280 And I'm going to find out what or more like who? 703 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:27,920 What? Don't. God. 704 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,200 Jerry would… Jerry would never cheat on you. 705 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,320 Who is messaging? 706 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,720 My sister. We're fighting. 707 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,800 Car… 708 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,840 You're being paranoid. 709 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,920 Jerry would never do that. 710 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,440 I have to go. I've got to go. 711 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,760 We start 712 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,080 shooting today, with BBC. 713 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,440 I'm telling you, something's up with that schmuck. 714 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,160 BBC. BBC. BBC. 715 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,360 Keys, keys. Fuck. Keys. Keys. 716 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,880 Oh. 717 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,400 -Hey. -Hey. Grant. 718 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,040 -What are you doing here? -I'm renovating your bathroom? 719 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,720 Right. Oh, shit. 720 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,160 -What? -Uh… My mom hated it. 721 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:20,800 -The pie? -No, no, no. The pie was delicious. 722 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,800 The tiles. She hates the tiles. She thinks that they look cheap. 723 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,640 And I have to go back to the store and get new ones. 724 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:27,720 -You're kidding. -And she's insisting I pay the excess. 725 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,840 -That's insane. -You are more than welcome 726 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,120 to argue with my mother, Grant. 727 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,120 Yeah. No. 728 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,760 I mean, look, you can use my tradesman's discount if you want. 729 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,040 Or I can take you back to the tile and tap depot this afternoon. 730 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,160 -Seriously? -Hmm. 731 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:44,280 -Thank you. -Okay. 732 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,440 Ooh. I should go. My Uber's here. 733 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,120 Start uh… Start filming today. 734 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,800 With the BBC. 735 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:55,320 You know, before you I never met anyone on TV, 736 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,040 let alone the BBC. 737 00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,680 It's a historical re-enactment. 738 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,360 Hmm. Period piece. 739 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,240 Girl, your brows were made for this role. 740 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,320 Thank you. 741 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:10,920 Lungi! 742 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,720 When you said this was a historical reenactment. 743 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,800 Cut! 744 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,000 Um… look, 745 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,440 you've really got to get into the physicality of it. 746 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,040 Right? You're an early human. 747 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,960 You don't even have a language yet. 748 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,560 So use your body to communicate. 749 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,040 And attract. 750 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,520 Sure. Yeah. Got it. 751 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,360 -Great. -Cool. 752 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,840 And… action! 753 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:51,720 Cut. 754 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:52,880 Stop right there. 755 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,520 I'm just going to cue you. Okay? 756 00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,560 -Cool. -Cool. So, um, hunch down. 757 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,040 Lower. 758 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:01,720 Good. 759 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,120 Um, now use your body to, to find him. 760 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,200 Look for him. 761 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,520 You look for your mate. 762 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,720 Look around. 763 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,000 Turn left. Turn right. 764 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:12,600 Up. Down. 765 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,880 Great. You see him. 766 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,200 Now attract. 767 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,360 No, don't pout. 768 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,240 Scowl. Let me see those teeth. 769 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,800 Scowl. Cut. 770 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,040 What the fuck is a mating dance? 771 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:29,720 A ritualistic dance that gets performed before the actual mating ritual. 772 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:30,920 We do it all the time. 773 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,120 Okay, fine. But like, does it have to be so… 774 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,800 Does it have to be so unattractive? 775 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,520 Your agent said that you have experience in physical theatre? 776 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:42,600 I do. 777 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,840 So what's the problem? 778 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,680 If you're unhappy with what is required, 779 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,080 then we can just recast. 780 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:55,800 ♪ Girl, I wanna go to this dance ♪ 781 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,760 ♪ Can't you see? ♪ 782 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:03,400 ♪ All I wanna do is be free ♪ 783 00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,600 ♪ Free, free, free ♪ 784 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:16,480 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 785 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:18,920 Okay. 786 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,720 -My big role for the BBC? -Mm-hmm. 787 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,600 Turns out I'm a fucking Neanderthal. 788 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,440 And a horny one at that. 789 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,600 I nearly threw out my back from all the dry humping. 790 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,960 Why don't you just quit? 791 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,440 There must be loads of work waiting for you. Hmm? 792 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,400 No? 793 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,000 What about the tile shop? 794 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,600 We're detouring. 795 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:52,440 Why do I need to leave my bag in the car? 796 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:57,840 And now? 797 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,200 Just follow me. 798 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,360 What are we doing here? 799 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,960 Gents, can I have the yellow one, please? 800 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:10,720 Just mind your step. 801 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,440 Oh, thank you. 802 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,880 Oh no, I'm not… 803 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,480 I'm not getting in that thing. This water is… 804 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,120 gross. 805 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,680 It actually comes straight from a spring in the Magaliesburg. 806 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,200 Yeah, I don't care. 807 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,720 That is hideous. 808 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,760 I'm not getting in the boat, Grant. 809 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,280 Close your eyes. 810 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,760 Close your eyes. 811 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:47,760 Take it all in and… 812 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,720 feel the air on your skin. 813 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:54,480 Just enjoy it. 814 00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,080 You know I often just come here just to… 815 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,280 just to feel present. 816 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,680 Being on the water just… 817 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,760 makes me feel alive. 818 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,000 Carla says I should give up acting. 819 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:36,320 She says that dreams in your thirties are embarrassing. 820 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,400 What do you think? 821 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,520 I think, um… 822 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:45,840 Sometimes I… 823 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:49,720 I feel like I'm not living the life I was supposed to be. 824 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:50,880 Or something. 825 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,560 Who decides what life you're supposed to be living? 826 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,560 Everyone who is not me. 827 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:57,920 You can decide. 828 00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,920 I mean, you can decide 829 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,160 who you want to be or 830 00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,360 what you wanna do. 831 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,640 Do… Do these look cheap? 832 00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:26,880 I'm not even sure what that means. 833 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:29,400 Fuck. 834 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,760 Instead of buying tiles and then replacing them, 835 00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,800 why didn't your mother just give you a bigger budget in the first place? 836 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,800 Talking about my mother here, Grant. 837 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:39,760 What does that mean? 838 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,360 You… 839 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,280 You just flush money down the toilet, Sondra. 840 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,240 No wonder you're not married. 841 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,240 Men will take one look at you and run away 842 00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,880 because they know you're going to waste their money! 843 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,360 She can't say those things to you. 844 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,160 You know, I've had a lot of disappointments in my life, Sondra. 845 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,800 But you are by far the biggest. 846 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:09,440 You're kidding, right? 847 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:11,640 Everyone's got parents, right? 848 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:17,280 Mine are just finely attuned to improving me. 849 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,960 Well, you make it sound so funny. 850 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:22,920 It's not funny at all. 851 00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:28,880 These are beautiful. 852 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:32,160 Jokes. 853 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,440 It's not so bad. 854 00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,680 Ah, I guess I could just go with these. 855 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:42,920 -Hi. -I need you. 856 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,080 Like, right now. 857 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,240 -It's a motherfucking emergency. -I'm at the tile shop. 858 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,400 Which one? 859 00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,440 I found it in Jerry's gym bag 860 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,920 as I was fishing out his disgusting sweat-encrusted socks. 861 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,360 It's a secret phone. 862 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,320 And then I found this. 863 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:13,920 What… What is that? 864 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,440 Are you blind, it's a vagina. 865 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,400 Although the wax job makes it look more like Friar Tuck. 866 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:20,160 -It's not that bad. -It's practically a comb-over. 867 00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:21,280 It's not the point. 868 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,800 That motherfucker is having a motherfucking affair. 869 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:27,600 Some cunt sent him a picture of her actual cunt and I'm going to kill him. 870 00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,040 Then I'm going to kill the bitch who stole my husband. 871 00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,480 -You are jumping to conclusions. -Conclusions? 872 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,680 It's not my vagina, is it? 873 00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:36,360 Jesus, I can't believe you're on his side. 874 00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,000 -I'm not on his side. -Bullshit! 875 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,240 -Grant! -Wait. What are you doing? 876 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:41,680 Where are you going? What's happening? 877 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,720 I'm trying to get sympathy from someone, Sondra. 878 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,120 Okay. Just leave Grant out of this. Just… 879 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:49,920 The owner of that vagina is a piece of shit. 880 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:50,880 Thank you. 881 00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,680 -Are you okay? -Quiet, Grant. 882 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:54,600 ‎Sorry. 883 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,920 -What are you doing? -I'm joining Tinder. 884 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,280 -Carla. -Don't judge me. 885 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,400 I've been waiting to do this for years. 886 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,120 And I'm going to get half of everything. 887 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,120 More than half and I'm moving in with you. 888 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,560 What?! What about the kids? 889 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,160 I need a break. 890 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:10,240 Jerry has no idea how hard it is 891 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,040 looking after them day in, day out. 892 00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,920 My parents are about to kick me out, Car. 893 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,160 So we'll find a place together. It'll be like old times. 894 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,840 No, no, no. You're not thinking clearly. 895 00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:19,920 I think I am. 896 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,440 Party at ours tonight. 897 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,160 Thank you so much, Grant. 898 00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:28,400 Sorry about this. 899 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,840 I just, I can't have a party without a toilet, you know? 900 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,320 No problem. 901 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:33,640 I've been in Carla's position, 902 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:36,040 so I get the need to blow off some steam. 903 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:42,760 Do you want to, uh, stay for the party? 904 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,440 Okay. 905 00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:47,880 ‎ 906 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,320 Yes. Yes. 907 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:54,400 Yes. 908 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,560 Oh, God. He's gross but yes. 909 00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,600 -Yes. Yes. -Hey! 910 00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:02,680 Apollo! 911 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,240 Apollo. 912 00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:06,440 Look at him. 913 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:32,360 Sure know how to throw a party. 914 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:46,640 You okay? 915 00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:48,240 I honestly don't know. 916 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:12,880 God, you guys are so boring. 917 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,840 Come to the bathroom. I've got a surprise. Come. 918 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:17,520 Come to the bathroom. 919 00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,640 I’ve gotta surprise for you. 920 00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,240 Oh! Whoa! 921 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:30,920 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. 922 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,560 No, thanks. I don't do coke. 923 00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,840 It's one little line. It's not gonna hurt you. 924 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,280 No, I'm… I'm good. 925 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,560 Look, after my wife left me, I hit rock bottom 926 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,240 and I don't want to go back there. 927 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,440 So I think I should leave. 928 00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,520 Hmm. Guess he's scratched off your list. 929 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,280 Divorced and a drug addict. 930 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,480 Two no-nos for Son-son. 931 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:00,320 Hmm. 932 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:08,880 Do that again. 933 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,080 Faster, pony. 934 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,800 Harder, pony. 935 00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,440 Oh, you're so close. 936 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,920 So close to winning the Derby. 937 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:35,680 Son? 938 00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:38,640 Son, wake up! 939 00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,800 I banged Apollo. I banged the fucking drug dealer. 940 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,840 -I know. I heard. -I think he stole my phone. 941 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,000 I don't remember if we used a condom. 942 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,840 I'm fucking insane. 943 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,360 Okay. What do we do? 944 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,960 Well I, I need a bunch of tests. 945 00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:58,120 All the tests. 946 00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:01,680 And I need you to go out and get me the morning-after pill right now. 947 00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,640 -Please. Please. -No. You go. 948 00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:06,120 Are you gonna help me look after baby Apollo? 949 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,880 Because I can feel this little embryo growing inside me 950 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,680 while we sit around here debating the fucking issue. 951 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:19,240 Jesus. 952 00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:20,360 Thank you. 953 00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,440 All right, guys. 954 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,200 Daddy's got to go and talk to Aunty Son. 955 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:27,520 Just hold on for a minute. 956 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,360 Jerry, what the actual fuck? 957 00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,160 Carla is inside the house. 958 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,240 What?! 959 00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,600 -I thought she would have gone to a hotel. -No, she's inside. 960 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:35,960 -Look, we need to talk. -About what? 961 00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:37,440 You can't just shut me out. 962 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:40,120 -We're in this together. -No, Jerry, we're not. 963 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:41,200 Piss off, Jerry. 964 00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,000 Look, I am out here in the middle of the street. 965 00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,240 -My wife is crashing-- -Shut up! Shut up! 966 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,120 My wife is crashing on your couch. My kids are in the car raising hell. 967 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,840 Now, I am not going anywhere until you say something to me. 968 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:55,120 You need to crack a window for them. 969 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:56,760 Huh? Oh, shit. 970 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,840 I am so sorry. I am so sorry. 971 00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:00,000 Okay. Daddy's here. 972 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,360 Okay. Okay. Okay. 973 00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:04,160 -You are the one who kissed me. -No, I wasn't! 974 00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:06,280 Yes, you did. You opened this door. 975 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,480 The number you have dialled is unavailable. 976 00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,080 Please try again later. 977 00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,800 Oh, you found your phone. 978 00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,080 It's Jerry's phone. 979 00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:35,480 -Do you think this is a good one? -What? 980 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:36,640 The vagina. 981 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:39,400 It's average. 982 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,240 Clearly better than mine. 983 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,040 Since we had Levi, it's never been the same. 984 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,800 Jerry loves you for more than your vagina, Carla. 985 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,960 I really fucked up, Son. 986 00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,560 I can't believe I cheated on Jerry last night. 987 00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:06,040 You know, as I was um… screwing Apollo, 988 00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,080 all I could think about was Jerry. 989 00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:12,320 How he… runs me a bubble bath 990 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,840 when he knows the kids are getting too much. 991 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,880 How he tells me I look gorgeous, 992 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,120 even though I know I look terrible. 993 00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:23,360 How he lets me binge-watch series 994 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,160 by taking the kids to Tasha's. 995 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,440 How he… he listens. 996 00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,000 Really listens. 997 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:36,880 I miss him. 998 00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:39,560 Son. 999 00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,080 I even miss his… 1000 00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:46,480 crotchy Spandex cycling pants. 1001 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:50,880 Do… 1002 00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,440 Do you think he'll take me back? 1003 00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:56,200 Of course, he's going to take you back. 1004 00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,000 Everything's going to be okay. 1005 00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:08,080 Where are you going? 1006 00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:09,400 I… I can't. 1007 00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:13,560 I can't run you a hot, essential oil bubble bath because… 1008 00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:15,920 um… 1009 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,960 But I can go to the store and I can get us some food before we die. 1010 00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:21,280 Oh, thank God. 1011 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:27,960 Hello? 1012 00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:29,520 Hey, it's me. 1013 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:42,160 Hey. 1014 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,280 Hey. 1015 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:47,200 It's good to see you. 1016 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,240 I did kiss you. 1017 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,840 I'm the one who started this whole thing and… 1018 00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:02,160 Jerry, you have to understand, we're friends. 1019 00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,800 There's nothing more between us. And there never will be. 1020 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:09,360 I felt something real. 1021 00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,360 Yeah, fine. There was… 1022 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,560 There was something real. But it cannot be between you and me. 1023 00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:20,320 I… 1024 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,960 I want someone who treats me the way you treat Carla. 1025 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,920 And I was looking for that in the wrong place and I'm… 1026 00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:29,800 Fuck, I'm sorry. 1027 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:37,560 Well… 1028 00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:40,440 That sucks. 1029 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,440 Jerry, I know Carla's difficult. 1030 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,880 But you guys have a whole world together. 1031 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:50,880 You've literally loved her since the moment you saw her on stage at varsity. 1032 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:52,840 And she loves you too. 1033 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,640 More than she will ever admit. 1034 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:02,600 This really sucks. 1035 01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:07,240 Everything's going to be okay. 1036 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,320 Yeah, what do you know? 1037 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,080 Okay, bye. 1038 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,240 ‎Fuck! Fuck! 1039 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:23,760 Jerry. 1040 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:25,440 Carla. 1041 01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:32,080 -Where are the kids? -They're with Precious. 1042 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,440 I want to come home. 1043 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:38,680 I'm willing to forgive you for the affair. 1044 01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,840 But then maybe I'm not willing 1045 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:47,080 to forgive you for being a total asshole just yet. 1046 01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,080 -I don't think you understand-- -Do you have any idea 1047 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:50,800 how much I've changed for you. 1048 01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:54,480 I mean, I've worked hard to be the man that you want me to be, 1049 01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:57,440 to be the husband and father that you want me to be. 1050 01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:59,400 But it's never good enough. 1051 01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:02,840 I stuck by you when you were breaking up with me all the time in varsity. 1052 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,920 I stuck by you when you gave up on your dreams. 1053 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,400 Through all your bad behaviour, I was there. 1054 01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:09,920 I am still here. 1055 01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:14,840 Look, if you want to stay, fine. 1056 01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,400 But then we need to fix our shit. 1057 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:21,120 And you need to stop treating me like a punching bag 1058 01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:22,240 and start treating… 1059 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,600 and start treating me as a partner. 1060 01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:33,720 Okay. 1061 01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:35,680 Okay? 1062 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:56,760 Mommy! 1063 01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:58,520 You're kissing! 1064 01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:00,640 Just like Daddy and Auntie Sondra. 1065 01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:07,040 -Son. Sondra? -I… Look, I can explain. 1066 01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:10,440 -Carla. Baby. Carla. -Don't! 1067 01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:33,160 It's so gorgeous. Thank you. 1068 01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,040 I'm just trying to impress your mom. 1069 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:40,440 So I have something to ask you. 1070 01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:42,880 And it's totally cool if it's not your thing. 1071 01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:47,600 So I need to make a video for social media to boost my business. 1072 01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:50,520 And I thought maybe if you wanted, 1073 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:51,960 you could act in it. 1074 01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:53,960 I'd pay you, of course. 1075 01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:57,680 -Um… -It's totally not your thing, hey? 1076 01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,840 -It's not your thing. It's totally cool. -No… 1077 01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:01,360 -I'm flattered. No, no, no. -It's fine. 1078 01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:03,440 -It's okay. -Okay no. Ask me again. Do it again. 1079 01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:04,600 Ask me. Go. 1080 01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:06,360 -Um… -Sondra! 1081 01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:10,680 Two seconds. 1082 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,800 Pull up your skirt and show me your vagina. 1083 01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:19,000 -Huh? -Lift up your fucking skirt, Sondra. 1084 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,560 -Is everything okay? -I'm not going to ask you again. 1085 01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:23,680 Lift up your skirt. 1086 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,120 What's… What's going on? Some cunt 1087 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:30,080 sent this photo to my husband, Grant. 1088 01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:35,160 And I'm pretty sure that that botched wax job belongs to that bitch. 1089 01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:46,120 Grant, I can explain. I can… 1090 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,800 Show me. I want to see for myself. 1091 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:16,640 You know what? 1092 01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,880 Enjoy your fucked-up life. 1093 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:27,520 Grant. 1094 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:32,160 -Grant, I can absolutely explain. -You know, I never took you… 1095 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,720 took you for a horrible person. 1096 01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:37,240 A mess. Yes. 1097 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:39,800 Shallow? Maybe. 1098 01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,440 Entitled? Absolutely. 1099 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,520 Like… I took a chance 1100 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:48,760 and then you have an affair with your best friend's husband. 1101 01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:50,040 I didn't have an affair. 1102 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,120 It was just a kiss and a… and a picture. 1103 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:53,280 But that's… that's all. 1104 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:54,760 No one deserves to be cheated on. 1105 01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:56,680 -I didn't cheat. No, please… -No one! 1106 01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,440 Trust me. 1107 01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:03,320 Grant, please do… I don… 1108 01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:18,200 Cut! 1109 01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:21,160 I don't know. Like… 1110 01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:22,960 It feels kind of forced. 1111 01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,520 -It's a plastic doll. -The doll I'm buying. 1112 01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:30,440 Look, I know that this is a very vulnerable scene but 1113 01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:33,640 it's about a real elemental intensity. 1114 01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:34,720 Right? 1115 01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:36,880 So, a deep kind of pain. 1116 01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:39,480 If there's anything from your past that you can use, 1117 01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:42,880 that you can bring to this moment, then now is the time. 1118 01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:44,640 Right? 1119 01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:46,240 Perfect. 1120 01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:48,920 And action! 1121 01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:23,600 Yes, yes. Keep going! 1122 01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:25,240 Keep going. Whatever you're using, 1123 01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:26,640 whatever you're doing. 1124 01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:28,200 It's amazing. 1125 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:37,160 ‎ 1126 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:55,920 Fuck. 1127 01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:35,359 Inside voices. 1128 01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:37,720 Kaylah, don't. Hello. 1129 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:40,880 It's me. Can I come in? 1130 01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:01,800 Fucking Joburg. 1131 01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:23,120 Carla. 1132 01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:25,120 Carla! 1133 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:27,279 Get the fuck out here. 1134 01:09:27,359 --> 01:09:29,600 -Carla! -Fuck off, Sondra. 1135 01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:35,399 Jerry. Jerry! 1136 01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:39,080 -Sondra, don't. -Get outside and fucking talk to me. 1137 01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:41,160 -Put that thing down then. -Fine. 1138 01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:48,680 What is on your face? 1139 01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:49,800 The BBC. 1140 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:52,080 Now, I'm fucking sorry, but fuck you. 1141 01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:54,240 What?! 1142 01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:55,600 You heard me. 1143 01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:01,280 You kissed my husband and exposed yourself to him. 1144 01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:04,360 You humiliated me on my 40th birthday. 1145 01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:08,360 -You make me feel like a piece of shit. -You undermine me every chance you get. 1146 01:10:08,440 --> 01:10:11,320 You fucking hijacked my life at that audition. 1147 01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:12,440 For the last time! 1148 01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:15,080 I was trying to be supportive. 1149 01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:16,880 I didn't know they were going to audition me. 1150 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:19,240 -Then why did you know all the lines? -I helped you rehearse. 1151 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:22,440 -You are the fucking worst! -You're not fucking better than me. 1152 01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:27,680 I did not destroy your life. 1153 01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:31,440 You were doing a very good job on your own. 1154 01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:40,080 Does Jerry know about Apollo? 1155 01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:46,680 Don't you fucking dare. 1156 01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:49,880 Jesus. 1157 01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:46,960 So I need to tell you the truth. 1158 01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:50,480 I had sex with someone on the night 1159 01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:53,640 that I found Sondra's vagina selfie on your phone. 1160 01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:56,680 His name is Apollo. He's a drug dealer. 1161 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,240 I'm so sorry. 1162 01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:03,080 I was so angry. 1163 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:05,680 And I know that's no excuse. 1164 01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:11,880 Hmm. 1165 01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:18,080 Was uh… 1166 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,040 Was it good? 1167 01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:23,880 -What? -Was… Was it good? 1168 01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:25,840 It was… 1169 01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:30,400 th… thrilling. 1170 01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:40,160 No, babe. Hey. Hey. 1171 01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:41,240 It's okay. 1172 01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:43,160 It's okay. 1173 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:46,240 Tell me about it. 1174 01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:53,960 If you remember um… 1175 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:55,800 Sisko. 1176 01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:59,640 My… my horse from when I was 1177 01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:01,760 -young. -Mm-hmm. 1178 01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:39,640 Cut! 1179 01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:42,520 That was absolutely fantastic. 1180 01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:44,920 It's a wrap on Sondra, everyone. 1181 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:47,440 Well done. 1182 01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:49,800 That was amazing. 1183 01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:52,480 I mean, it was so visceral, like you… 1184 01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,240 you just let go in those final moments. 1185 01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:56,320 Thank you so much. 1186 01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:58,560 And you know, I just want you to know 1187 01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:00,920 that you make a great Neanderthal. 1188 01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:03,760 Such a natural, even without makeup I'd… 1189 01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:05,720 I'd buy it. 1190 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:08,080 -Thank you. -Well done. 1191 01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:11,800 Right. Moving on. 1192 01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:14,280 Let's go to our next scene. 1193 01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,080 Assistant, where's my coffee? 1194 01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:33,680 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! 1195 01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:35,760 Stop it! Stop! Stop! 1196 01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:06,680 Mommy. Hi. 1197 01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:09,280 No. No. 1198 01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:11,640 No, Mom, I wrapped yesterday. 1199 01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:15,080 It's not on TV. They have to edit it first. 1200 01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:16,240 Mom. 1201 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:17,600 No, you know what, I… 1202 01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:19,920 I actually, I have, I've called you. 1203 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:21,160 I actually, I… 1204 01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:23,120 I actually need to ask you something. 1205 01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:25,480 I have a question. 1206 01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:27,480 Um… 1207 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,640 The question that I'm about to ask you 1208 01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:32,880 is… 1209 01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:36,480 Can I… Can… Can I… Can… 1210 01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:38,760 Can I come home? 1211 01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:41,080 It's a little bit spicy. 1212 01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:42,920 Oh, no I love spicy. Hmm. 1213 01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:46,160 Mikayla, that is delicious. 1214 01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:47,640 Thank you, my baby. 1215 01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:55,280 I'm going to cut some jelly. 1216 01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:13,720 Hi. One sec. 1217 01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:18,840 Okay, come in! 1218 01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:30,960 What is all this? 1219 01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:33,160 It's a peace offering. 1220 01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:35,840 I'm not touching that. 1221 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:38,800 Yeah, okay. Okay. 1222 01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:46,360 -I was an awful friend. -I behaved 1223 01:17:46,440 --> 01:17:49,320 like a total childish pig. 1224 01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:51,240 I was a bad, bad friend. 1225 01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:52,800 No, I was worse. Way worse. 1226 01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:54,680 I told everyone that Diego licked your arse. 1227 01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:55,960 I kissed your husband. 1228 01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:57,800 I fucked the drug dealer. 1229 01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:03,920 -I missed you. -I missed you. 1230 01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:13,880 Is everything okay with you and Jerry? 1231 01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:17,400 It's actually better than ever. 1232 01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:20,560 We're talking, finally communicating. 1233 01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:23,720 -And the other stuff, -Oh we haven't gotten there yet. 1234 01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:26,560 I was waiting for my test results to come back. 1235 01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:27,680 I am clear. 1236 01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:30,600 Okay. Okay. Good. 1237 01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:31,880 -What is this? -Right, okay. 1238 01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:35,600 So I bought this with some of the money that I earned from the BBC. 1239 01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:41,400 I have this idea that I want to talk to you about. 1240 01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:47,480 That is a terrible financial decision. 1241 01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:52,960 And… 1242 01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:55,920 Action. 1243 01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:03,480 Oh. Hi! 1244 01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,880 My poor friend Wilma's bathroom 1245 01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:10,160 is from the stone ages. 1246 01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:13,560 Her geyser leaks, her pipes keep bursting 1247 01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:15,200 and her tiles are… 1248 01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:20,800 positively prehistoric. 1249 01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:24,160 To be honest, I think it's affecting her. 1250 01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:37,240 With all the hunting and gathering she does. 1251 01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:40,600 She doesn't have time to fix her bathroom herself. 1252 01:19:41,440 --> 01:19:43,240 That's what I'm suggesting 1253 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:47,040 she calls Grant from Grant's Construction. 1254 01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:50,360 Because not only can he modernize a bathroom, 1255 01:19:50,440 --> 01:19:53,760 but he also knows how to wear shorts. 1256 01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:58,160 Cut! 1257 01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:01,320 Very good. So impressive. Excellent. 1258 01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:03,960 -What?! -Grant's Construction… 1259 01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:08,040 Guys, this is… This is brilliant. 1260 01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:12,240 -Really? -This is absolutely fucking brilliant. 1261 01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:15,360 -Yeah. -Mmm. 1262 01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:22,480 I can't believe I get to share my stable with a stud like you. 1263 01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:24,880 Come on. Faster, pony. 1264 01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:26,440 Harder, horsie. 1265 01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:29,120 Alright. 1266 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:30,480 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1267 01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:32,040 -Very well. Very well. -Oh, grab my mane. 1268 01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:33,800 -Grab my mane. -Okay. Pulling it. 1269 01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:36,040 -Oh, put on my bridle. -Okay. Don't shout at me. 1270 01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:38,240 -Put on my bridle! -I think they're getting us a horse. 1271 01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:02,960 Would you like a coffee? 1272 01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:04,080 Hmm? 1273 01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:06,160 -Coffee? Okay. -Sure. 1274 01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:13,680 I told you if we cut those branches, 1275 01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:15,920 the hadedas would go nest somewhere else. 1276 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,000 I told you. 1277 01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:18,200 But no, no, no, no. 1278 01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:20,600 You said, "Oh no, it'll give us more sun in the garden." 1279 01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:22,760 Well, I mean, honestly, I'm sick of it. I saw them. 1280 01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:24,800 They… They came and ripped that whole nest down 1281 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,320 and now they've moved next door. 1282 01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:27,960 I don't know. 1283 01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:29,120 It's so unfair. 1284 01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:31,720 Twenty-five years, they've roosted here in the garden, 1285 01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:34,840 nested and had their babies. You know that. We've seen them. They… 1286 01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:37,400 Eat those olives. I've told you, they're good for you. 1287 01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:46,120 -No! -Yes. 1288 01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:03,800 That's what I'm suggesting. 1289 01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:08,600 She calls Grant from Grant's Construction 1290 01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:11,160 because not only can he modernize a bathroom… 1291 01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,440 It's gone viral. 1292 01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:18,840 My video. 1293 01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:20,400 Lots of people watched it. 1294 01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:22,520 It's official. 1295 01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:27,360 The deal just came through last night. You are looking at the owner of a salon. 1296 01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:30,200 Aw, look here! 1297 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:33,520 Isn't that amazing, Mommy? 1298 01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:36,600 -Aw. Oh. -I'm so excited. 1299 01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:38,280 Aw, that's wonderful. 1300 01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:39,560 It's going to be gorgeous. 1301 01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:41,120 -It's gonna be pink. -I'm just proud of you. 1302 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:44,480 -Wowee. -Oh thank you, Sis. Oh. 1303 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:49,800 Are you the girl from the Cave Woman video? 1304 01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:50,920 I am. 1305 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,040 Rad. 1306 01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:58,640 Okay, let's spread your cheeks. 1307 01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:35,640 Are you Sandra? 1308 01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:37,320 -It's Sondra. -Sondra, sorry. 1309 01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:38,680 No, no worries. 1310 01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:40,160 Have a lie-down. I'll be right with you. 1311 01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:41,840 I think I'll just sit. 1312 01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:43,800 -Thanks. -Okay. Suit yourself. 1313 01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,440 I um… saw your video. 1314 01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:48,160 Oh okay. 1315 01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:50,040 Okay, lift your arm. 1316 01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:52,680 Wait. I'm a TV producer. 1317 01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:54,360 We want to talk to you about 1318 01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:57,320 developing the characters in your video into a show. 1319 01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:58,280 What?! 1320 01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:00,560 You're a Neanderthal. She's a modern woman. 1321 01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:02,960 And you two are best friends living together, 1322 01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:04,760 navigating love and life. 1323 01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:08,880 Think The Flintstones meets Sex and the City. 1324 01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:11,080 So you're not my 10:00a.m. appointment? 1325 01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:12,320 No. 1326 01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:18,720 A TV show. 1327 01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:20,520 Carls. 1328 01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:23,240 Are you ready to be huge, friend? 1329 01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,000 Right? 1330 01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:30,000 -What's wrong? -It's… 1331 01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:32,840 It's amazing. 1332 01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:34,560 And, and I'm so… 1333 01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:38,240 I'm so excited for you, Sondra. 1334 01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:42,800 But I think I'm good. 1335 01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:51,200 I think I'm good. 1336 01:24:55,680 --> 01:25:01,040 But when you blow up, I am your plus one to everything. 1337 01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:05,320 And Jerry knows that Chris Pratt is on my list 1338 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:09,240 -and Mama's going to collect. -I promise you, I won't fight you for him. 1339 01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:12,240 To you. Sondra da Silva. 1340 01:25:12,320 --> 01:25:14,040 -Thank you, my friend. -I love you. 1341 01:25:14,120 --> 01:25:15,840 You can have Chris Pratt. I like Chris Pine. 1342 01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:19,880 Mommy! Dad! I've got good news. 1343 01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:21,400 Ah, your friend Grant's here, Sondra. 1344 01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:23,640 He's cute. Why didn't you say he was cute? 1345 01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:25,120 And a business owner. 1346 01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:29,880 What good is cute when he took so long? What took you so long, Grant? 1347 01:25:29,960 --> 01:25:31,840 -I'm sorry, Mrs. da Silva. -Don't apologize to me. 1348 01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:33,120 Apologize to Sondra. 1349 01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:39,440 I'm sorry, Sondra. 1350 01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:42,760 Like, I know I should have come sooner. 1351 01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:44,880 But… 1352 01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:46,040 you… 1353 01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:50,480 -you're just hard to get a hold of and… -Can't you Google, Grant? 1354 01:25:52,280 --> 01:25:54,040 Is there somewhere private where we can talk? 1355 01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:56,960 No. Whatever you say to her, you can say to us. 1356 01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:03,880 Thank you for the, the video that you made for me. 1357 01:26:03,960 --> 01:26:06,000 I'm sure it did wonders for your business. 1358 01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:07,960 It's had hundreds of thousands of hits. 1359 01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:09,400 Yes, it has, Mrs. da Silva. 1360 01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:11,640 And I'm expanding now. 1361 01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:14,440 So, I'm taking on a second team. 1362 01:26:14,520 --> 01:26:16,960 You see? And you have my daughter to thank for that. 1363 01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:18,560 Mom. Relax. 1364 01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:20,360 That's what he's doing here. Okay? 1365 01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:21,960 Sorry. 1366 01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:23,280 Thanks. 1367 01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:26,120 Look, I just… I… 1368 01:26:26,960 --> 01:26:29,160 I just wanted to make amends 1369 01:26:29,240 --> 01:26:33,000 for like, being a terrible person. 1370 01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:37,520 You… you were right about… 1371 01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:38,720 About everything. 1372 01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:40,240 No. 1373 01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:42,520 I was wrong. 1374 01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:44,600 You know I was dead wrong. 1375 01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:47,640 Okay. Maybe I was a little bit right. 1376 01:26:47,720 --> 01:26:50,240 Because you are terrible. 1377 01:26:53,040 --> 01:26:54,400 But you're also wonderful. 1378 01:26:56,080 --> 01:26:57,080 And I like you. 1379 01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:01,040 I like you too. 1380 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:04,320 Well, you must kiss now. Robert, tell them to kiss. 1381 01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:06,480 Kiss. 1382 01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:26,800 ‎ 1383 01:27:42,440 --> 01:27:43,600 You look amazing. 1384 01:27:44,160 --> 01:27:45,200 I love you. 1385 01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:46,640 You may now… 1386 01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:03,440 ‎Subtitle translation by: Ayolope Koiki