1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,041 NETFLIX PRESENTS 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:50,166 --> 00:00:51,291 Don't worry, Maem. 5 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Your boy will return a better Amish man. 6 00:00:54,958 --> 00:00:57,000 Write us, my son. You hear me? 7 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:58,583 Write. 8 00:01:50,708 --> 00:01:51,541 Hello. 9 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:12,208 When you come back home from Rumspringa, 10 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:15,041 and you get baptized 11 00:02:15,541 --> 00:02:16,375 and married, 12 00:02:18,666 --> 00:02:19,833 you'll grow a beard too. 13 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:33,791 It's time now. 14 00:02:54,791 --> 00:02:56,333 Dear Daadi, dear Maem. 15 00:02:56,416 --> 00:02:59,666 If only I'd taken your advice and traveled by boat. 16 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:05,000 Flying is the worst invention you could imagine. 17 00:03:09,541 --> 00:03:14,291 Thank the Lord! I'm finally here. My Rumspringa can finally get started. 18 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:17,916 By now, I'm already headed to our uncle. 19 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,833 I'll take good care of our family Bible. 20 00:03:20,916 --> 00:03:21,916 That's a promise. 21 00:03:22,666 --> 00:03:24,333 Your boy, Jacob. 22 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:28,750 Taxi! 23 00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:36,375 They don't care if it's a Basquiat 24 00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:38,250 or a paint-by-numbers picture. 25 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:42,041 Just find something and write "cow" on it. 26 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:46,583 I have a gentleman here. 27 00:03:47,666 --> 00:03:49,208 Careful, my bag! 28 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:54,708 Thank you. 29 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:59,291 I'll see you soon, okay? Okay, see you. 30 00:04:00,791 --> 00:04:02,583 I speak German. 31 00:04:02,666 --> 00:04:04,666 Well, then, enjoy Berlin. 32 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:27,666 My stuff! 33 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:29,916 -Have a good flight. -I'm not flying. 34 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:32,666 I'm just picking someone up. 35 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:33,708 Stop! 36 00:04:33,791 --> 00:04:35,083 My sack! 37 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:42,166 -Carriage lady, follow that machine. -Say what? 38 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:43,958 Follow that car, please. Be so kind. 39 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:50,500 How great is this! 40 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:52,583 This is so wild! 41 00:05:12,666 --> 00:05:14,166 So, who are we following? 42 00:05:14,666 --> 00:05:15,791 My sack. 43 00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:19,000 Your bags? 44 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:21,541 But your dough isn't in there, right? 45 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,458 -You have money? -I'm Amish. 46 00:05:23,541 --> 00:05:26,291 My people think money in itself has no value. 47 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:11,416 Hello. 48 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:14,291 List? 49 00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:19,291 Do you have any more glitter? 50 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:22,958 Mother of God! 51 00:06:26,666 --> 00:06:28,291 Vintage. Retro. 52 00:06:29,625 --> 00:06:31,500 Let's take a picture. 53 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:32,416 No! 54 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,125 Don't take pictures. 55 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:37,166 -Okay. -What's with him? 56 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:40,583 The Lord doesn't want us to take pictures. 57 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:41,500 It's vain. 58 00:06:42,375 --> 00:06:44,083 -What did he say? -No idea. 59 00:06:44,166 --> 00:06:45,166 I have no idea. 60 00:07:16,541 --> 00:07:17,541 What's up? 61 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,583 So, this one here. 62 00:07:24,666 --> 00:07:25,541 Is that it? 63 00:07:26,958 --> 00:07:27,916 This one. 64 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,250 Hello. Who are you? 65 00:07:31,916 --> 00:07:32,750 What? 66 00:07:36,416 --> 00:07:37,250 Good, thanks. 67 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:40,333 -13.60. -I'm Amish too. 68 00:07:41,666 --> 00:07:42,500 Come again? 69 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:44,875 I'm on Rumspringa. You too, right? 70 00:07:44,958 --> 00:07:46,791 No, I'm on beer. 71 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:51,416 -See you. Ciao. -Bye. 72 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:59,250 I lost my sack with the money and the family Bible. 73 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:00,583 I have to find them. 74 00:08:00,666 --> 00:08:01,750 Please be so kind. 75 00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:04,125 My uncle was picking me up at the airship field. 76 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:06,791 At the airship field? Really? 77 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:09,541 He must still be there. 78 00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:13,041 Hey, what are you babbling about? 79 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:17,500 IN 10 MINUTES 80 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:20,250 Boys, change of plans. I'll be in touch, okay? 81 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:50,875 What's your deal? Are you following me or something? 82 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,125 -Yes. -Yeah? 83 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:56,208 Well, I don't want you to, man. Now beat it. 84 00:08:59,291 --> 00:09:01,000 What's wrong with you, man? 85 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:02,750 Please be so kind. 86 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,708 I have to get to my Mennonites. 87 00:09:04,791 --> 00:09:06,166 -I need my stuff-- -Hey! 88 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,083 This is a bike path, asshole! 89 00:09:28,875 --> 00:09:30,416 Just keep moving. 90 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,833 Don't look over there. 91 00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:34,708 Fine, then. 92 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,208 HOW DO YOU TREAT CUTS? 93 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,291 Today, I'll show you how to treat a cut with household items. 94 00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:46,791 It's best if you cool it 95 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:48,916 and cover it with a Band-Aid or bandage. 96 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,375 If it keeps bleeding, 97 00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:51,791 please see a doctor. 98 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:55,458 Here. You have to keep it cold somehow. 99 00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:59,875 This is actually my pizza, but if it helps… 100 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:02,791 Bro, I think he needs a Band-Aid too. 101 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,500 Alf? The door was open. 102 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:20,458 I love your messages. 103 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:24,083 I didn't send you any. 104 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:26,833 No, I mean in general. 105 00:10:26,916 --> 00:10:29,583 Your messages are always nice messages. 106 00:10:29,666 --> 00:10:31,666 Did someone send you a honeypot? 107 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:33,250 What? No. No one. 108 00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:36,416 And you just came by, or… 109 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:39,416 There's this Amish guy here. 110 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,541 -He got run over by some yuppie. -Amish? 111 00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:42,500 Yeah. 112 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,416 They live so sustainably. 113 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:47,166 -So fascinating! -Totally. Super fascinating. 114 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:51,458 Of course, the honeypot was from me. 115 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:01,958 I have to go. 116 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:03,875 Bye. 117 00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:04,916 Where to? 118 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:08,458 Stress at work. You have stuff to do here anyway. 119 00:11:09,916 --> 00:11:10,916 What? 120 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:13,166 Help him. 121 00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:17,166 Right. No, he'll be gone in no time. 122 00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:20,208 -You're such a Nazi sometimes. -A Nazi? 123 00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:23,416 You never take responsibility, not even for a refugee. 124 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,625 But… he didn't even flee. 125 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,750 -He just-- -You're so extreme, Alf. 126 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,000 Extremely selfish. 127 00:11:32,541 --> 00:11:35,833 You want to go because you have a bit of stress at work, 128 00:11:35,916 --> 00:11:37,708 and I'm the extremely selfish one? 129 00:11:44,416 --> 00:11:45,250 I'm Freja. 130 00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:48,625 I'm a huge fan of your eco-culture. 131 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:52,708 Jacob Hostetler of the Hostetler family from Amish country. 132 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:53,916 That's so cool. 133 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 If we all lived like the Amish do, 134 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,958 this world wouldn't go under in 50 years. 135 00:11:59,666 --> 00:12:00,541 Jacob, 136 00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:03,958 what is a good person like you doing in Berlin, of all places? 137 00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:06,041 I'm on Rumspringa. 138 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,666 This is when we can do all the things that are normally forbidden. 139 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:13,208 -So cool. -To be sure that we want to stay Amish. 140 00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:14,916 Like a sabbatical. 141 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,541 The things I'd love to do. 142 00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:19,458 Something with my hands, build a garden. 143 00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:21,250 Pick weeds, 144 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,333 pottery. 145 00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:24,958 -No, other things. -Something with orphans. 146 00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:29,125 No, we get to see what the other world is like. 147 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:32,458 It's okay for us to get together, drink. 148 00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:34,666 -Party. -Nice. 149 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,083 You found the right teacher. 150 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:42,083 Jacob, I think Alf could learn more from you than the other way around. 151 00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,208 That's great. 152 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:47,291 Alf, we Amish are happy to help everyone. 153 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:48,875 I have to go. 154 00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:52,750 I'm working on something bigger than me. I want to do good. 155 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:56,166 But who am I telling that to? 156 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,083 Bye. 157 00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:58,916 Bye, Bo. 158 00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:07,291 Sorry, I'd really like to help you, 159 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,125 but today is a bit 160 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:10,625 inconvenient. 161 00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:19,500 All right. 162 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,708 Wait a second, a little something… 163 00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:23,708 I have… 164 00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:25,625 Do you have PayPal? 165 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:29,083 -Bo, do you have… -Crypto. 166 00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:30,000 Just Crypto. 167 00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,083 It's fine. Big thank you, Alf. 168 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,958 Big thank you, Mr. Bo for the Band-Aid. 169 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:17,208 STOP THE GREENHOUSE EFFECT 170 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,250 Bro, I'm not Amish. 171 00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:23,833 Dude! 172 00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:26,083 Bo, did you use up all my papers? 173 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:28,291 What for? 174 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,916 Big thank you. The Lord be with you. 175 00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:49,916 Young man. 176 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:52,041 Your trash. 177 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,291 Give me your money. 178 00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:08,208 And your phone. 179 00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:11,750 -I don't have one. -Are you lying? 180 00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:13,708 Hold onto him. 181 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,041 Hold onto him. 182 00:16:15,916 --> 00:16:17,250 I don't have a phone. 183 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:23,541 -What's wrong with him? -Help. 184 00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:24,958 Help. 185 00:16:27,041 --> 00:16:29,375 Hey, what's with you guys? 186 00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:32,541 Can't you see that he's disabled, you little punks? 187 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,291 Come on, beat it! 188 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,916 -Bye-bye, Adolf. -Alf. 189 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:43,500 Loser. 190 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,000 I don't hit people. 191 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,625 Yeah, I can tell. 192 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:52,333 Where's your beard? 193 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,208 I needed a change. 194 00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:13,333 Two weeks max, okay? Less is fine. 195 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,875 And you pay rent. 196 00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:21,708 That's the part where you pay to sleep here. 197 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,875 -I'm against that, by the way. -Bo! 198 00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,000 Who's the main renter? 199 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,750 There are a few house rules. 200 00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:30,416 Rent is due weekly. 201 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,291 You have to leave during the day because… 202 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:38,166 Because we need space to think. 203 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:44,250 Other than that, no pets, no bad music, and don't use the landline. 204 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:48,000 And if you see women here, don't babble on about Amish stuff. 205 00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:52,416 Alf, don't worry. That's just how we'll do it. 206 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,708 I have my own rules. 207 00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:56,083 I get up and go to bed with the sun, 208 00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:58,750 pray when we eat, and use the day to do good. 209 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,541 …except for the harmonica, but only in the field-- 210 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,791 Listen up. Here we say, 211 00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,666 "Sometimes you eat the bear, 212 00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:18,833 and sometimes the bear eats you." 213 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,875 Do we have a deal? 214 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,250 All right. Deal. 215 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:35,375 Big thank you. 216 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,291 -Big thank you. -Yeah. 217 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:40,375 Big thank you. 218 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,166 Do you work with wood? 219 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,458 Sometimes, yeah. 220 00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:54,208 -How many logs can you chop in a minute? -Fifteen. 221 00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:23,416 Come here! 222 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,000 Die, you alien! 223 00:19:31,416 --> 00:19:32,666 Die, you alien! 224 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:41,958 These English! 225 00:21:19,541 --> 00:21:20,583 Where's my food? 226 00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:23,833 Is your wife shopping? 227 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,166 My wife? Wife? You mean Freja? 228 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,041 She's not my wife. 229 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:31,625 So she's your sister? 230 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,291 We have sex, Jacob. 231 00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:36,416 Well, for the most part. 232 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,625 If she ever gets in touch again. 233 00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:42,583 I don't really care. I don't always get in touch with her. 234 00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:43,958 It's a free country. 235 00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:50,916 Drink up. 236 00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:06,416 This is exceptional! 237 00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:09,583 Very good. 238 00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,208 Very good. 239 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:13,333 So. 240 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,875 -Any idea who has your sack? -Nah. 241 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,375 That gentlewoman was really 242 00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:21,958 good-looking. 243 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:26,083 She had a card with a pattern on it. 244 00:22:27,416 --> 00:22:29,041 I don't know what it means. 245 00:22:32,833 --> 00:22:34,250 I think it's top secret. 246 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,250 Dude, that's a QR code. 247 00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:00,750 Okay, I'll help you then. 248 00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:03,333 Big thank you. 249 00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,208 Cool, right? 250 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,458 Does it have six cylinders? 251 00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:15,666 Yeah? 252 00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:20,000 Can I sit in it? 253 00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:45,750 That was loud. 254 00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:01,500 My daadi gave me a carriage when I turned 16. 255 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,166 My carriage was inherited. 256 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:05,125 For my Abi. 257 00:24:05,958 --> 00:24:07,583 Abi? What's that? 258 00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:09,375 High school diploma. 259 00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:13,666 You did learn how to read and write, right? 260 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:15,333 -And arithmetic. -Arithmetic. 261 00:24:15,416 --> 00:24:16,375 That's all you need. 262 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,083 So then your daadi just gave you a carriage? 263 00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:24,958 Just because? 264 00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:26,875 No real reason? 265 00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:29,375 To take my girl home after Bible study. 266 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,916 I just haven't found a girl yet. 267 00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:36,041 My daadi and I are very saddened by that. 268 00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:41,666 My "daadi" is only saddened if I don't have a career. 269 00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:43,291 Career? 270 00:24:45,041 --> 00:24:47,166 Is that what you have to do in your life? 271 00:24:48,666 --> 00:24:49,583 No idea. 272 00:24:50,583 --> 00:24:51,958 What do you have to do? 273 00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:53,500 Be a good person. 274 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,958 Isn't this Seitanbraten? 275 00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:14,083 Do you have saumage? 276 00:25:14,666 --> 00:25:15,666 Saumage? 277 00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,791 Saumage. You do it like this. 278 00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:19,500 You take the hog's stomach, 279 00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,583 put potatoes in it and… 280 00:25:24,916 --> 00:25:26,458 We met a woman. 281 00:25:26,541 --> 00:25:29,958 Well, we almost met her, and she lost this card. 282 00:25:30,041 --> 00:25:31,791 That's a loyalty card. 283 00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:35,666 Only premium members get these. 284 00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:36,583 Premium. 285 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:45,333 -Address? -This is a protected space. 286 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,750 We respect humans and animals. 287 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:55,583 Difficult. 288 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,875 Dude, she just needs to scan the damn card at the register 289 00:26:07,958 --> 00:26:10,708 and you'll have the name, address, everything about her. 290 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,833 Hey, my dear boy! 291 00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:17,583 I could work too. 292 00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:19,208 Can you cook? 293 00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:21,208 Only womenfolk cook. 294 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,666 -You said premium members, right? -Yes. 295 00:26:27,708 --> 00:26:31,500 What do you have to do to get so high up in the food chain here? 296 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:33,791 Four to-go orders a month. 297 00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:38,166 I heard no one in Berlin is as good a delivery guy as he is. 298 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,625 Does he have a car? 299 00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:51,750 You're too good, Mr. Bo. 300 00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:55,416 But when roller hockey starts again, I want them back. 301 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:56,375 For sure. 302 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,291 Did you build that? 303 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,000 Yeah, my final project. 304 00:27:08,791 --> 00:27:09,625 You like it? 305 00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:15,875 It's really pretty. 306 00:27:17,291 --> 00:27:19,791 -What is it? -A library. 307 00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,375 Really think about it. 308 00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:26,208 What bothers you the most when you walk into a library? 309 00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:31,958 That there are so many books 310 00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:34,625 that you don't know which one to read. 311 00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:37,291 But my library will be run by apps. 312 00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:38,541 Smart architecture. 313 00:27:39,041 --> 00:27:41,916 You see the reviews as you walk by the books. 314 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,333 Imagine you walk in like this. 315 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:51,416 You walk in, and everything is completely full. 316 00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:53,833 I'd already have picked my book. 317 00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:55,541 Okay, which one? 318 00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:57,416 The Old Testament. 319 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,666 Of course, but you wouldn't know the next one. 320 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:01,708 Yes, I would. 321 00:28:02,708 --> 00:28:04,208 The New Testament. 322 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,791 Dude, the Bible! Nothing else? 323 00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:10,208 -Only what the Lord says matters. -Attack! 324 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:13,958 Right. 325 00:28:14,666 --> 00:28:16,583 -You have everything. -Big thank you. 326 00:28:18,791 --> 00:28:21,208 I don't think your people are my target group. 327 00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:28,708 Dear Daadi, dear Maem, I have to stay in Berlin a bit longer. 328 00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:30,375 Something bad happened. 329 00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:33,333 I lost our family Bible. 330 00:28:33,416 --> 00:28:35,958 But don't worry, the Lord sent me a helper. 331 00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:38,000 He's English. His name is Alf. 332 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,916 He seems a bit lonely to me, 333 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,500 and I don't know what he does all day long 334 00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:45,166 in his shared apartment, 335 00:28:45,250 --> 00:28:46,750 but he is good at heart. 336 00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:51,791 Until I have found the gentlewoman who took our family Bible… 337 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:54,791 Hello? 338 00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:56,875 Who is it? Hello? 339 00:28:57,916 --> 00:28:59,666 Your food is here. 340 00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:02,875 Believe it or not, I even get to live with them. 341 00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:08,166 As long as I keep trying to live a good Amish life every day. 342 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,916 Your boy, Jacob. 343 00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:25,166 Good evening. 344 00:29:26,875 --> 00:29:28,750 The Amish guy, Jesus! 345 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:29,791 Heart attack. 346 00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:53,750 I can't sleep on the sofa anymore. I really need a bed now. 347 00:30:03,416 --> 00:30:07,333 This is a good tree for a bed. We Amish build everything ourselves. 348 00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:09,333 Okay, are we doing this or what? 349 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:19,791 How many logs can you chop in a minute again? 350 00:30:20,791 --> 00:30:21,750 Twenty-four, I think. 351 00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:23,083 Yeah? 352 00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:25,666 Good. 353 00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:28,750 -Me? -Yeah. 354 00:30:28,833 --> 00:30:29,666 For sure. 355 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,875 You darn English! That swing could've crippled you! 356 00:30:39,375 --> 00:30:40,875 Then you show me how it's done. 357 00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:55,291 -I'm about to show you how it's done. -I can't wait. 358 00:31:20,041 --> 00:31:21,375 Move up a bit further. 359 00:31:22,166 --> 00:31:23,416 -Now. -Here? 360 00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:27,083 Yes, up top. 361 00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:29,375 And now… 362 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:57,916 What does that mean? 363 00:32:18,375 --> 00:32:20,583 It's Hostetler! 364 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:50,166 Are you ready, my son? 365 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:53,375 For life as an Amish in the Amish community? 366 00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:55,666 For the rest of all time with a wife? 367 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:58,125 And no temptations from the outside world? 368 00:33:00,916 --> 00:33:01,750 Yes, Daadi. 369 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,416 You hid your car magazine. 370 00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:24,250 Ina Kantas? 371 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,041 Thanks. 372 00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:32,083 Stop! Who is that gentlewoman? 373 00:33:32,166 --> 00:33:33,000 Stop! 374 00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:35,250 -Hey! -Is that Ina Kantas? 375 00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:36,666 She has my family Bible. 376 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,416 I was about to throw it away. Bye. 377 00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:09,375 NAME AND BIRTHDATE 378 00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:15,583 Look. 379 00:34:16,791 --> 00:34:18,375 In our old family Bible, 380 00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:20,375 we're all together. 381 00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:23,000 There, in the old country, 382 00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:24,416 in Germany. 383 00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:26,750 That's where your roots are. 384 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:28,958 Nothing is wrong with you. 385 00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:31,625 Maybe they'll know where you come from. 386 00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:35,166 Go there and fill the empty page! 387 00:34:49,666 --> 00:34:52,916 Every single name in your entire family? 388 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:55,333 Dude, back to 1754? 389 00:34:55,416 --> 00:34:57,958 And this is the last Hostetler. 390 00:34:58,541 --> 00:35:00,125 One page is still empty. 391 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:03,083 When I know who the first of us was in the old country, 392 00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:06,375 I'll know why I'm Amish and can be baptized. 393 00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:08,625 That's so crazy! 394 00:35:15,208 --> 00:35:17,708 How do I get to my Mennonites tomorrow? 395 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:23,833 Okay… 396 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:29,000 An ICE train goes there. 397 00:35:30,083 --> 00:35:31,541 I-C-E. 398 00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:32,833 I could drive you. 399 00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:38,041 I mean, you probably aren't allowed to ride a train, right? 400 00:35:38,125 --> 00:35:39,666 No, we can use everything, 401 00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:41,750 as long as we're not the driver. 402 00:35:41,833 --> 00:35:44,333 But you've been a big help. Big thank you. 403 00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:47,791 But I'll find my way alone. 404 00:36:23,041 --> 00:36:25,708 I've never slept so late in my entire life. 405 00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:29,666 It's eight o'clock, man. 406 00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:31,166 Go back to sleep. 407 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:35,291 -Hold still. -What are you doing? 408 00:36:35,375 --> 00:36:39,750 Before you go to your Mennonites, I have a little goodbye present for you. 409 00:36:40,833 --> 00:36:42,041 Go take a look. 410 00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:53,916 Like a married man. 411 00:36:56,708 --> 00:37:00,000 My friend, Jorge, is having a goodbye party, 412 00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:01,416 and I'm co-hosting it. 413 00:37:04,041 --> 00:37:04,875 So… 414 00:37:07,916 --> 00:37:10,375 would you maybe like to tag along? 415 00:37:13,041 --> 00:37:16,041 Come on, dude. You can Rumspringa for at least one night. 416 00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:18,041 I don't know. 417 00:37:19,958 --> 00:37:21,166 Okay, you know what? 418 00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:23,250 I'll go alone. 419 00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:27,000 Do what you want with your beard. Walk around the block. 420 00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:30,250 Do whatever your relatives would do with one. Bye. 421 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:32,791 I'm coming. 422 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:37,916 Bo, dude! 423 00:37:38,416 --> 00:37:41,500 -The Amish guy's going to his first party. -Yeah. 424 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:44,333 Don't do that. 425 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:46,125 That's not cool. 426 00:37:48,416 --> 00:37:49,541 Do like this, 427 00:37:50,708 --> 00:37:53,250 then… snap. 428 00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:00,541 Come on. 429 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Hey! Hello! 430 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:20,166 -Hi! -Hi! 431 00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:21,458 Awesome party! 432 00:38:23,041 --> 00:38:24,583 BYE JORGE & JACOB 433 00:38:24,666 --> 00:38:27,750 If we lose each other, we can meet here by the tub. 434 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,416 Where'd you get that shirt? It's so sick. 435 00:38:40,958 --> 00:38:43,250 My maem made it for me. 436 00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:47,416 There you are! 437 00:38:48,291 --> 00:38:50,291 Alfi! From Melmac? 438 00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:51,500 And who are you? 439 00:38:52,208 --> 00:38:54,416 This is Urs. He's an investor. 440 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,791 -Sorry, what? -For my start-up. 441 00:38:56,875 --> 00:38:57,750 What? 442 00:38:57,833 --> 00:38:58,875 To do good, Alf. 443 00:38:59,708 --> 00:39:01,875 Jacob knows what I'm talking about. 444 00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:07,625 A reusable Q-tip. 445 00:39:07,708 --> 00:39:11,583 An everyday object done sustainably. Highly instagrammable. Female led. 446 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,375 And after one round of funding, 447 00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:15,958 five million euros! 448 00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:23,458 Why didn't you tell me about it? 449 00:39:23,958 --> 00:39:25,166 It was on my feed. 450 00:39:26,541 --> 00:39:28,958 I sent you a few messages. 451 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,625 I wanted to ask if you maybe… 452 00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:35,041 I don't want to get all traditional or anything, 453 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:38,333 but could you see the two of us being 454 00:39:38,416 --> 00:39:39,500 exclusive? 455 00:39:40,291 --> 00:39:41,583 Exclusive? 456 00:39:41,666 --> 00:39:42,708 Monogamous. 457 00:39:48,583 --> 00:39:51,708 Here, a gift. Do you Amish people use Q-tips? 458 00:39:53,416 --> 00:39:54,875 Beard looks good on you. 459 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:05,791 What is this? 460 00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:06,875 For dipping. 461 00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:10,416 -Enjoy. -Big thank you. 462 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 Melon tastes a bit different here. 463 00:40:37,625 --> 00:40:38,583 It's wonderful. 464 00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:40,458 What is? 465 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:43,500 What you built for college. 466 00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:45,708 Smart architecture. 467 00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:48,083 If I bomb the exam, then that's it. 468 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,458 My father will ask me what he did wrong again. 469 00:40:51,541 --> 00:40:53,875 Why does he send you money every month? 470 00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:00,708 I saw the bank statements on the table. 471 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,000 That's right. 472 00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:03,583 The Amish guy can read. 473 00:41:03,666 --> 00:41:05,625 I went to school for eight years. 474 00:41:05,708 --> 00:41:07,958 My daadi said that I knew enough then. 475 00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:15,458 Is that true, Alf? 476 00:41:17,541 --> 00:41:18,416 Is it better? 477 00:41:22,041 --> 00:41:24,500 Why am I not asked what I want to be? 478 00:41:25,541 --> 00:41:27,458 Reading nothing, just the Bible. 479 00:41:38,666 --> 00:41:39,500 You know what? 480 00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:42,833 -I think it's time. -For what? 481 00:41:42,916 --> 00:41:44,625 For Jacob's 482 00:41:44,708 --> 00:41:46,833 very first… beer. 483 00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:48,375 No. 484 00:41:56,750 --> 00:42:00,000 Good heavens! Praise be to God. This is good! 485 00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:10,041 You know what we're going to do now? 486 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,875 We're going out and dancing. 487 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:14,333 Nah. 488 00:42:14,416 --> 00:42:15,333 -Nah. -Yes. 489 00:42:15,416 --> 00:42:17,500 -Nah. -We're doing it. For sure. 490 00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:19,125 -Alf, please. -Let's go. 491 00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:20,416 You're coming now. 492 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,500 Alf, I'm not allowed to do that. 493 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:24,083 Leave it. 494 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:31,083 Hey, come on now. You, dance. 495 00:42:32,666 --> 00:42:35,000 -Look, everyone's dancing. -It's not allowed. 496 00:42:35,083 --> 00:42:36,875 You're on Rumspringa! 497 00:43:03,833 --> 00:43:05,833 God is love 498 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:07,833 God is love 499 00:43:07,916 --> 00:43:09,791 He even loves me 500 00:43:10,625 --> 00:43:15,583 He even loves me 501 00:43:15,666 --> 00:43:17,333 Do you renounce the world 502 00:43:17,416 --> 00:43:19,250 to serve only Jesus, 503 00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:21,666 who died on the cross for you? 504 00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:23,708 Yes. 505 00:43:24,208 --> 00:43:26,750 You are baptized in the faith you know. 506 00:43:26,833 --> 00:43:30,875 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. 507 00:43:31,916 --> 00:43:33,166 He who believes 508 00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:34,291 and is baptized 509 00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:36,666 shall be blessed. 510 00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:14,583 I thought I'd say bye to you. 511 00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:21,583 I'm Ina. From the airport. 512 00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:23,208 I had your sack. 513 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:26,750 Come on, dear. 514 00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:28,250 It's not getting better. 515 00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:32,250 Yeah, okay… 516 00:44:33,916 --> 00:44:35,541 Well, we're moving on. 517 00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:40,791 Will you still be in Berlin tomorrow? I'd like to invite you over to say sorry. 518 00:44:41,541 --> 00:44:42,458 Tomorrow night? 519 00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:45,666 You have my address. 520 00:45:14,791 --> 00:45:18,333 Hey, where did the Amish guy go? 521 00:45:45,583 --> 00:45:48,000 Sorry, I shouldn't have left you alone. 522 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:50,833 Dude, what happened to your beard? 523 00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:05,291 Good thing the Amish aren't vain. 524 00:46:12,208 --> 00:46:13,541 Mr. Bo… 525 00:46:14,291 --> 00:46:15,416 I want to die. 526 00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:19,125 Oh my God! 527 00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:21,000 Oh my God! There! 528 00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:22,541 -What? -It's a hamster! 529 00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:25,250 -It's an otter. -A hamster! 530 00:46:25,333 --> 00:46:27,291 Calm down, man. It's a beaver. 531 00:46:27,791 --> 00:46:29,625 We'll just google it, okay? 532 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,166 Jacob. Jacob, take it away! 533 00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:50,458 POSTS 534 00:46:53,791 --> 00:46:54,708 You're bathing. 535 00:46:55,791 --> 00:46:57,208 You like her, don't you? 536 00:46:58,458 --> 00:46:59,833 Nah! 537 00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:00,750 "Nah!" 538 00:47:00,833 --> 00:47:04,708 I just want to give her a big thank you for looking after my sack. 539 00:47:04,791 --> 00:47:06,750 Sure, that's all. 540 00:47:06,833 --> 00:47:09,083 Yes. I'm leaving here tomorrow. 541 00:47:10,833 --> 00:47:13,583 We can stay in touch, if you feel like it. 542 00:47:13,666 --> 00:47:15,333 I'll FaceTime you. 543 00:47:20,041 --> 00:47:22,416 I swear you look much better, bro. 544 00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:25,041 Go on. You got this. 545 00:48:00,166 --> 00:48:03,375 Hello, Ina. Big thank you for the invitation. 546 00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:05,791 I didn't think you'd come. 547 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:10,041 You invited me. If someone invites me, I accept it. 548 00:48:10,750 --> 00:48:11,750 You're dripping. 549 00:48:13,166 --> 00:48:14,125 Want to come in? 550 00:48:19,708 --> 00:48:20,875 New haircut? 551 00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:23,750 I needed a change. 552 00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:26,791 I get that. I'll grab you something to change into. 553 00:48:34,541 --> 00:48:35,750 Big thank you. 554 00:48:56,375 --> 00:48:57,458 Do you like vegan? 555 00:49:12,166 --> 00:49:14,000 All of the sins I've committed here. 556 00:49:15,541 --> 00:49:19,458 Well, there are a few really serious ones on here. 557 00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:21,875 Roller skating? 558 00:49:23,541 --> 00:49:25,000 We're not allowed to. 559 00:49:25,583 --> 00:49:27,833 Others can. It's complicated. 560 00:49:29,791 --> 00:49:31,541 I'm Amish. On Rumspringa. 561 00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:34,208 When you're allowed to break the rules. I know. 562 00:49:34,291 --> 00:49:35,708 I googled you guys. 563 00:49:35,791 --> 00:49:37,541 But you still feel guilty. 564 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000 You like any of it? 565 00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:23,041 -I don't know. -You don't have to. 566 00:50:23,666 --> 00:50:25,166 It's a matter of taste. 567 00:50:26,208 --> 00:50:28,166 Maybe I should stay with you guys. 568 00:50:29,208 --> 00:50:31,416 I can give a TEDx on feminism. 569 00:50:32,041 --> 00:50:34,250 It would all end up okay, right? 570 00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:36,791 Right? 571 00:50:40,541 --> 00:50:43,250 In any case, this would be my gift to everyone. 572 00:50:55,375 --> 00:50:58,791 And housesitting in Sicily? Imagine it. 573 00:50:58,875 --> 00:51:00,416 I just said yes. 574 00:51:04,166 --> 00:51:06,250 Then I'm not imagining it anymore. 575 00:51:08,041 --> 00:51:09,541 Because I'm going with you. 576 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:18,083 I used to go to galleries after school because it was free. 577 00:51:19,625 --> 00:51:20,958 My first love. 578 00:51:22,625 --> 00:51:23,458 And you? 579 00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:31,833 Is falling in love a sin for you guys? 580 00:51:33,833 --> 00:51:35,916 We only fall in love once. 581 00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,750 We stay together our entire lives. 582 00:51:40,791 --> 00:51:42,708 I'm doing a cleansing right now. 583 00:51:44,041 --> 00:51:45,375 What are you cleaning? 584 00:51:48,958 --> 00:51:51,291 I'm abstaining from sex. 585 00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:55,708 That means I'm living the same sexless life as you, 586 00:51:55,791 --> 00:51:58,083 just that I know what I'm missing. 587 00:52:13,125 --> 00:52:14,791 Are you staying the night? 588 00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:17,083 As far as prospective goes, 589 00:52:17,166 --> 00:52:19,625 I have no time at all for a relationship 590 00:52:19,708 --> 00:52:21,083 and no patience at all. 591 00:52:21,166 --> 00:52:23,125 And no patience for kids. 592 00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:24,791 I mean, once kids come along, 593 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:27,166 where does that put me and my relationship? 594 00:52:29,208 --> 00:52:31,333 It's all so complicated. 595 00:52:32,208 --> 00:52:33,833 It's all so complicated. 596 00:52:34,958 --> 00:52:36,500 But it's all very simple. 597 00:52:36,583 --> 00:52:39,541 The man is the man, and the woman is the woman. 598 00:52:41,625 --> 00:52:42,625 Is that right? 599 00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:58,916 What? 600 00:53:14,916 --> 00:53:15,833 Sleep tight. 601 00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:20,166 Good night. 602 00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:24,250 Are you married? 603 00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:28,083 I haven't found my woman yet. 604 00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:30,541 I thought I'd found her once. 605 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,625 I took a girl home after Bible study 606 00:53:33,708 --> 00:53:34,708 in my carriage. 607 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:36,625 And? 608 00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:40,166 Her name is Ruth. 609 00:53:41,041 --> 00:53:43,875 We've known each other since we were five. 610 00:53:45,583 --> 00:53:46,416 Ruth. 611 00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:48,458 And what's she like? 612 00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:50,541 She's hard-working, 613 00:53:51,541 --> 00:53:53,083 and she's strong. 614 00:53:54,041 --> 00:53:54,916 What? 615 00:53:55,750 --> 00:53:58,125 Okay, that's really very important. 616 00:54:00,166 --> 00:54:01,000 But, 617 00:54:01,833 --> 00:54:03,375 anything romantic as well? 618 00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:13,083 She has red hair. 619 00:54:15,666 --> 00:54:17,583 Something romantic! 620 00:54:20,333 --> 00:54:21,541 What do you think 621 00:54:22,625 --> 00:54:24,291 when you look into her eyes? 622 00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:30,291 Brown. 623 00:54:35,625 --> 00:54:38,166 When I close my eyes, 624 00:54:38,833 --> 00:54:40,750 I can see her eyes. 625 00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:44,500 When I look into them, I forget to breathe for a moment. 626 00:54:46,708 --> 00:54:48,708 How nice for her. 627 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,208 But then she chose my brother, David. 628 00:55:08,208 --> 00:55:09,166 I feel 629 00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:10,958 a little weird. 630 00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:12,750 I have to go now. 631 00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:16,125 I can't sleep either. 632 00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:20,666 And Freja lit a scented candle. 633 00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:28,166 It stinks. Disgusting. 634 00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:49,583 Next level. 635 00:56:52,416 --> 00:56:54,666 -Are you sure? -Yes, my son. 636 00:57:15,541 --> 00:57:16,708 Why isn't it starting? 637 00:57:17,208 --> 00:57:18,166 I can't do it. 638 00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:24,416 Yeah! 639 00:57:45,041 --> 00:57:45,875 Cheers. 640 00:57:47,166 --> 00:57:50,416 I'd also believe in the Lord if I could drive a machine. 641 00:57:51,041 --> 00:57:52,875 If I could play a piano. 642 00:57:52,958 --> 00:57:56,458 -If I could wear pants with a zipper. -What do you have instead? 643 00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:02,250 Alf, are you in love with Freja? 644 00:58:05,375 --> 00:58:08,500 I'm scared I'll go to a fortune-teller, and she'll say 645 00:58:09,625 --> 00:58:12,666 I've already met the love of my life, and it was Freja. 646 00:58:13,833 --> 00:58:17,958 -You've told her that already, right? -No way, that's so cringe. 647 00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:23,375 You have to be true to each other, don't pretend. 648 00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:24,583 You have to commit. 649 00:58:25,916 --> 00:58:30,458 Things work differently here. It's more like a dance, a game. 650 00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:32,833 Just children's games. 651 00:58:33,916 --> 00:58:36,625 You have to know each other as you really are. 652 00:58:38,208 --> 00:58:40,875 -What do you like about your Freja? -Lots. 653 00:58:41,458 --> 00:58:44,375 Well, apart from the obvious, of course. 654 00:58:47,083 --> 00:58:50,916 Well, she always thinks of others first, of the environment. 655 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,541 Like with her start-up. 656 00:58:53,625 --> 00:58:55,750 The sustainable Q-tips. That's huge! 657 00:59:08,041 --> 00:59:10,583 Don't let anyone tell you another path is better 658 00:59:10,666 --> 00:59:13,291 just because you haven't found yours yet. 659 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:16,833 Right back at you. 660 00:59:21,958 --> 00:59:23,041 What about you? 661 00:59:28,416 --> 00:59:29,458 What? 662 00:59:29,541 --> 00:59:30,916 You're in love, man. 663 00:59:32,750 --> 00:59:33,833 -Nah! -You are. 664 00:59:33,916 --> 00:59:36,333 -Nah! Nah! -I can smell it on you. Really. 665 00:59:40,916 --> 00:59:44,625 And I'm not talking about some girl from Pennsylvania 666 00:59:44,708 --> 00:59:47,958 you met in the sandbox, who's actually your half-sister. 667 00:59:51,208 --> 00:59:53,708 That's no good, Alf. I need an Amish girl. 668 00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:54,625 A good wife. 669 00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:57,083 Dude! 670 00:59:58,083 --> 00:59:59,125 Hold up. 671 01:00:00,416 --> 01:00:02,125 You have a beer in your hand, 672 01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:06,708 you drove a '67 Mercedes Pagoda and you're talking about a good wife? 673 01:00:07,458 --> 01:00:09,875 Dude, you're still on Rumspringa! 674 01:00:09,958 --> 01:00:13,125 You have to enjoy your life, try things out, man! 675 01:00:13,208 --> 01:00:14,208 Go party! 676 01:00:23,708 --> 01:00:25,083 Stay here a bit longer. 677 01:00:26,208 --> 01:00:28,583 Things are starting to get fun with you. 678 01:00:33,375 --> 01:00:34,458 And I… 679 01:00:36,625 --> 01:00:38,125 I wanted to apologize. 680 01:00:38,208 --> 01:00:40,958 I kind of used you a little at first 681 01:00:41,666 --> 01:00:42,958 to get Freja. 682 01:00:44,666 --> 01:00:45,625 So, sorry. 683 01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:48,875 Everything is forgiven. 684 01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:02,708 TICKET BERLIN SÜDKREUZ - FRANKENTHAL 685 01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:18,666 Yes! 686 01:01:18,750 --> 01:01:20,041 Five to four. 687 01:01:26,333 --> 01:01:27,250 Sorry! 688 01:01:28,041 --> 01:01:30,958 -I'm a bitch when it comes to winning. -It's okay. 689 01:01:31,041 --> 01:01:33,625 It'd just be good if no one died in the process. 690 01:01:33,708 --> 01:01:35,625 At least not another woman. Girl power! 691 01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:43,416 Jacob, why am I here? 692 01:01:45,458 --> 01:01:47,875 This is how we Amish get to know our girl. 693 01:01:50,041 --> 01:01:50,875 I see. 694 01:01:53,750 --> 01:01:55,583 Do you want to keep playing? 695 01:02:00,291 --> 01:02:01,375 Hey, Jay. 696 01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:02,791 Jay, ball. 697 01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:09,625 We won! 698 01:02:52,291 --> 01:02:53,291 What is it? 699 01:02:54,708 --> 01:02:57,708 I've never seen a girl who's that bad at volleyball, 700 01:02:58,250 --> 01:02:59,791 but I still don't care. 701 01:02:59,875 --> 01:03:01,208 Is that a compliment? 702 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:03,833 Yes. 703 01:03:05,166 --> 01:03:09,041 I used to have a doctor's note for sports. About six years of period pain. 704 01:03:09,708 --> 01:03:10,708 Where's the pain? 705 01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:13,083 Here. 706 01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:18,000 Sorry, I forgot. 707 01:03:19,125 --> 01:03:23,583 That you're Amish and that we're from two completely different worlds. 708 01:03:24,958 --> 01:03:26,458 What do you mean by that? 709 01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:31,416 I always feel like I have to protect you from me. 710 01:03:31,916 --> 01:03:34,125 I'm not trying to seduce you or anything. 711 01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:37,333 The man has to take care of the woman. 712 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,458 No, that's not true. 713 01:03:44,416 --> 01:03:49,208 You shouldn't talk about "seduction" and "period pain." 714 01:03:50,750 --> 01:03:51,583 Menstruation! 715 01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:54,625 Vulva! 716 01:03:58,375 --> 01:03:59,250 I'm Amish. 717 01:04:03,416 --> 01:04:05,250 Bye, Amish. 718 01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:14,416 Menstruation. 719 01:05:33,875 --> 01:05:35,000 And what now? 720 01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:37,125 Listen to this. 721 01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:56,458 God is love He's my salvation 722 01:05:56,541 --> 01:06:01,208 God is love He loves even me 723 01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:06,541 And so I sing it again God is love 724 01:06:06,625 --> 01:06:10,500 God is love He loves even me 725 01:06:10,583 --> 01:06:11,958 It isn't over yet. 726 01:06:18,416 --> 01:06:19,333 Unzip it. 727 01:06:20,833 --> 01:06:23,125 We can't use zippers. 728 01:06:24,416 --> 01:06:25,750 Just pull on it. 729 01:06:25,833 --> 01:06:27,500 On that nipple thing there. 730 01:07:09,416 --> 01:07:10,541 You're beautiful. 731 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:26,208 Your Q-tips are all over the place. 732 01:07:26,291 --> 01:07:27,666 They're pricking me. 733 01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:29,875 -You can throw them away. -What? Why? 734 01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:32,083 Why should I throw them away? 735 01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:36,250 Urs jumped ship. I had to fire the team. 736 01:07:38,541 --> 01:07:39,416 What? 737 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,333 You're kidding, right? 738 01:07:44,083 --> 01:07:45,083 Hold up. 739 01:07:45,625 --> 01:07:48,458 But what about the five-million-euro investment? 740 01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:50,833 Gone. All of it. 741 01:07:51,375 --> 01:07:54,041 Urs was more investing in me and him. 742 01:07:59,166 --> 01:08:00,208 What a prick! 743 01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:04,916 But, 744 01:08:05,416 --> 01:08:07,291 why didn't you tell me? 745 01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:10,125 I wasn't looking for pity. 746 01:08:17,541 --> 01:08:18,791 So now it's 747 01:08:19,875 --> 01:08:20,916 all garbage? 748 01:08:23,416 --> 01:08:28,416 I already have the next idea. Plus, we'll be housesitting in Sicily. 749 01:08:46,125 --> 01:08:47,250 You know, the… 750 01:08:49,458 --> 01:08:52,375 the Amish guy told me to be true to myself and 751 01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:54,208 to others, 752 01:08:56,041 --> 01:08:57,791 and I want to be true to you, Freja. 753 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,041 You… 754 01:09:03,916 --> 01:09:06,958 You know, every day you're someone new. 755 01:09:08,458 --> 01:09:10,208 New likes, new convictions. 756 01:09:11,208 --> 01:09:14,916 Yesterday's amazing thing is today's old news. 757 01:09:16,541 --> 01:09:18,458 Your sustainable Q-tips here, 758 01:09:18,541 --> 01:09:19,958 they're all garbage now. 759 01:09:21,375 --> 01:09:22,958 Just like it is with us. 760 01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,125 I mean, imagine 761 01:09:33,708 --> 01:09:37,291 if things get difficult between us, would you throw me away too? 762 01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:44,333 You're right, maybe… 763 01:09:45,958 --> 01:09:47,666 Maybe I'm selfish. 764 01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:48,708 But, 765 01:09:49,666 --> 01:09:50,875 it's not just me. 766 01:09:50,958 --> 01:09:54,625 -But this right now is all about you. -Yeah, or about you. 767 01:09:55,541 --> 01:09:56,583 But never us. 768 01:10:08,125 --> 01:10:09,125 Bye, Alf. 769 01:10:14,375 --> 01:10:15,750 I won't see you again, right? 770 01:10:25,916 --> 01:10:26,750 Bye, Freja. 771 01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:15,083 Are you okay? 772 01:11:15,666 --> 01:11:16,500 What's wrong? 773 01:11:17,750 --> 01:11:20,083 When will the other men be joining us? 774 01:11:20,666 --> 01:11:21,500 What? 775 01:11:22,750 --> 01:11:24,208 Did Alf show you pornos? 776 01:11:25,208 --> 01:11:26,041 Nah. 777 01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:28,541 Mr. Bo. 778 01:11:30,458 --> 01:11:33,208 Forget everything you saw in them, okay? 779 01:11:34,541 --> 01:11:35,541 Almost everything. 780 01:12:51,416 --> 01:12:53,666 -Are you up? -Yeah, I'm already up. 781 01:13:00,541 --> 01:13:02,125 I really sinned. 782 01:13:02,208 --> 01:13:03,333 No way! 783 01:13:04,125 --> 01:13:05,041 And how was it? 784 01:13:08,375 --> 01:13:09,625 Terribly good. 785 01:13:10,208 --> 01:13:11,416 You're a killer, bro! 786 01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:13,750 We aren't doing that. 787 01:13:15,208 --> 01:13:16,500 Okay, very quietly. 788 01:13:22,416 --> 01:13:23,541 Did he bang her? 789 01:13:24,125 --> 01:13:24,958 Yeah, man. 790 01:13:28,083 --> 01:13:31,458 -Aw, man. Even the Amish guy. -Even him, dude! 791 01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:35,333 But be careful. You could have emotional overload. 792 01:13:35,833 --> 01:13:36,666 Nah. 793 01:13:44,416 --> 01:13:45,750 Has something changed? 794 01:13:47,541 --> 01:13:48,375 Yeah. 795 01:13:49,166 --> 01:13:50,625 I ended it with Freja. 796 01:13:51,958 --> 01:13:55,291 Or I don't know. She ended it with me. Maybe we both did. 797 01:13:55,791 --> 01:13:58,500 I don't know, but it's definitely over now. 798 01:13:59,625 --> 01:14:00,875 And how do you feel? 799 01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:05,416 Relieved. 800 01:14:12,583 --> 01:14:14,041 Your stepmother called. 801 01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:16,375 I answered it by mistake. 802 01:14:16,958 --> 01:14:17,958 Mr. Bo! 803 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,541 The apartment rules? 804 01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:24,291 You see? Listen to the Amish guy. 805 01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:25,750 What did you tell her? 806 01:14:26,541 --> 01:14:29,250 -That you're not here. -Nice. What did she say? 807 01:14:31,291 --> 01:14:32,625 That your father died. 808 01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:35,541 Funny. Now what did she say? 809 01:14:37,375 --> 01:14:38,708 That your father died. 810 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,958 I didn't like him very much anyway. 811 01:15:39,041 --> 01:15:40,791 Why should I be crying? 812 01:15:40,875 --> 01:15:41,916 That'd be absurd. 813 01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:01,166 It's all right, Alf. 814 01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:28,666 Will you come to the funeral? 815 01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:34,250 Sure, brother. 816 01:16:37,416 --> 01:16:39,125 It's just "bro." 817 01:16:41,416 --> 01:16:42,250 Bro. 818 01:17:18,541 --> 01:17:22,833 Dear Daadi, dear Maem. I found our family Bible again, 819 01:17:23,541 --> 01:17:26,500 but I won't be seeing the Mennonites for a while 820 01:17:26,583 --> 01:17:28,833 because another bad thing happened. 821 01:17:29,500 --> 01:17:33,750 My new friend Alf has an aching heart, and I have to help him out 822 01:17:33,833 --> 01:17:35,208 in any way I can. 823 01:17:35,291 --> 01:17:40,541 He's not so sure about himself, and he told me that he has never known 824 01:17:40,625 --> 01:17:42,833 which path is right, and which is wrong, 825 01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:47,291 where his place is, where he should go or what he should do. 826 01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:49,541 But do not worry… 827 01:18:01,958 --> 01:18:04,916 And that's why, my dear friends, my friends in art, 828 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,458 I am happy and proud of this evening. 829 01:18:08,541 --> 01:18:11,291 This exhibition was curated like no other before it. 830 01:18:11,375 --> 01:18:15,791 It gives the beautiful sentence "Only art can save us" a new dimension. 831 01:18:34,416 --> 01:18:36,250 Did I just sound really cheesy? 832 01:18:38,333 --> 01:18:40,625 You're looking for what's real, 833 01:18:41,583 --> 01:18:43,291 for what's behind it all. 834 01:18:43,791 --> 01:18:45,166 That's not cheesy. 835 01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:49,208 Come with me. 836 01:18:55,750 --> 01:18:57,166 It's wonderful. 837 01:19:01,791 --> 01:19:03,208 Don't touch! 838 01:19:09,083 --> 01:19:10,541 This is mine. Why's it here? 839 01:19:11,125 --> 01:19:12,416 Because it is art. 840 01:19:13,833 --> 01:19:14,666 Says who? 841 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:15,583 Ina. 842 01:19:16,083 --> 01:19:19,875 It is art if Ina says that it's art. 843 01:19:20,458 --> 01:19:23,000 -Do you understand? -Nah. 844 01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:26,708 And there it is. 845 01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:31,375 Jacob Hostetler. Here's the artist. Here's the collector. 846 01:19:31,458 --> 01:19:33,166 Rufus from Preppy. 847 01:19:33,750 --> 01:19:36,000 We provide experts for everyday life. 848 01:19:36,625 --> 01:19:37,958 Jacob is Amish. 849 01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:41,916 How long have you been Amish? 850 01:19:42,458 --> 01:19:43,541 Since I was born. 851 01:19:45,041 --> 01:19:46,041 I like that. 852 01:19:46,833 --> 01:19:48,083 That's authentic. 853 01:19:49,416 --> 01:19:51,625 I want your work. 854 01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:53,791 But you can't. 855 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:58,750 Sold. For 25,000. 856 01:20:31,208 --> 01:20:33,291 Do we want to go to the Green Week? 857 01:20:46,791 --> 01:20:47,958 I thought maybe 858 01:20:48,541 --> 01:20:51,791 because you want to be more green, and I've never been. 859 01:21:25,041 --> 01:21:26,291 Good morning, artist. 860 01:21:27,833 --> 01:21:29,000 Good morning, Ina. 861 01:21:33,291 --> 01:21:36,625 I should've asked you about your pasteboard beforehand. 862 01:21:54,875 --> 01:21:56,083 Are you coming back? 863 01:22:41,333 --> 01:22:44,875 …be the gleam of a rainbow, a walk across a vast countryside, 864 01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:50,416 the friendly wink of a stranger and an angel shall take you by the hand. 865 01:22:56,333 --> 01:22:58,916 "September 7th, 500 euros." 866 01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:04,000 "Hello, Son. October's rent. Love, Dad." 867 01:23:07,083 --> 01:23:09,041 "October 23rd, 100 euros." 868 01:23:09,125 --> 01:23:12,083 "It's already fall, but get yourself an ice cream." 869 01:23:15,916 --> 01:23:18,416 "December 5th, 500 euros." 870 01:23:19,666 --> 01:23:20,875 "Christmas is coming." 871 01:23:20,958 --> 01:23:22,333 "I hope you'll come." 872 01:23:22,416 --> 01:23:25,666 -"Love, Father Christmas." -Could you drop the euro amounts? 873 01:23:31,666 --> 01:23:32,666 I'm so sorry. 874 01:23:33,166 --> 01:23:35,458 I wanted to come, but I overslept. 875 01:23:37,958 --> 01:23:38,875 Overslept? 876 01:23:40,916 --> 01:23:41,833 Yes. 877 01:23:43,250 --> 01:23:45,958 You wake up at sunrise every day your whole life 878 01:23:46,041 --> 01:23:47,958 but oversleep the day of the funeral? 879 01:23:53,458 --> 01:23:54,375 Yes. 880 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:08,833 You know what? 881 01:24:13,416 --> 01:24:14,958 You're one shitty friend. 882 01:24:17,541 --> 01:24:19,208 -Alf. -No, don't "Alf" me. 883 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:22,583 -Bo was there, you understand? -I was there. 884 01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:24,916 I'm really sorry. 885 01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:30,166 Ina sold my picture for lots of money. We partied and drank, and I have this… 886 01:24:30,958 --> 01:24:31,791 hangover. 887 01:24:31,875 --> 01:24:32,708 Hangover? 888 01:24:33,750 --> 01:24:35,791 What's wrong with you, Amish guy? 889 01:24:35,875 --> 01:24:38,500 You said Rumspringa is party time. 890 01:24:38,583 --> 01:24:40,250 Yeah, one big-ass party, man! 891 01:24:40,333 --> 01:24:43,541 My dad's funeral would be the perfect day! 892 01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:45,791 That's exactly what I meant. 893 01:24:45,875 --> 01:24:49,000 Alf, I have a whole lot of money. I want to give you some. 894 01:24:50,041 --> 01:24:53,875 Jacob, are you out of your mind? Why would I take money from you? 895 01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:57,083 Because your daadi's gone. Who's going to take care of you? 896 01:25:01,916 --> 01:25:03,208 Definitely not you. 897 01:25:09,333 --> 01:25:11,208 At least I'm doing something. 898 01:25:11,291 --> 01:25:15,458 You spend time with me just to avoid your studies 899 01:25:15,541 --> 01:25:17,166 and beginning your life. 900 01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:27,625 Out! 901 01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:30,375 Just get out. 902 01:26:29,666 --> 01:26:31,291 Look at that ride. 903 01:26:36,041 --> 01:26:37,000 All right. 904 01:26:37,083 --> 01:26:39,416 I'm Jacob Hostetler from Amish country. 905 01:26:41,333 --> 01:26:46,125 Peter Hochstedtler from the old country. Hostetler, Hochstedtler. 906 01:26:46,666 --> 01:26:48,583 Sounds like we could be related. 907 01:26:52,041 --> 01:26:54,041 It sure took you a long time. 908 01:26:58,125 --> 01:26:59,000 Shall we? 909 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,500 Fuck my life, dude. 910 01:27:21,125 --> 01:27:22,291 What a prick. 911 01:27:30,791 --> 01:27:33,166 I was so ashamed because of the funeral. 912 01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:35,791 I just drove off. 913 01:27:38,125 --> 01:27:40,083 And this is the original leather. 914 01:27:40,791 --> 01:27:43,333 How did he keep it in such good condition? 915 01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:47,500 It is the dearest thing he has. 916 01:27:52,916 --> 01:27:55,166 And what's the dearest thing you have? 917 01:28:04,041 --> 01:28:05,041 I don't know. 918 01:28:06,833 --> 01:28:08,875 I didn't know either at your age. 919 01:28:08,958 --> 01:28:10,208 I really had no clue. 920 01:28:11,916 --> 01:28:15,458 There are lots of people at my age who still don't know. 921 01:28:15,541 --> 01:28:17,041 It can happen to anyone. 922 01:28:20,083 --> 01:28:22,625 When I didn't know if I would stay with God 923 01:28:23,541 --> 01:28:24,916 or forever be on 924 01:28:26,041 --> 01:28:27,625 Rumspringa, 925 01:28:29,041 --> 01:28:32,833 I asked lots of people to find out which path is the path for me. 926 01:28:34,125 --> 01:28:36,041 And you know who had the answer? 927 01:28:36,625 --> 01:28:37,458 Who? 928 01:28:38,583 --> 01:28:39,416 No one. 929 01:28:39,958 --> 01:28:42,166 I had to figure it out all by myself. 930 01:28:44,708 --> 01:28:45,541 Then, 931 01:28:46,041 --> 01:28:47,666 my Hannah came along. 932 01:28:47,750 --> 01:28:49,958 Hannah was the answer to everything. 933 01:28:51,833 --> 01:28:55,541 She was… She is the dearest thing I have. 934 01:28:55,625 --> 01:28:57,750 She and our eight spoiled children. 935 01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:00,750 How and where I wanted to live didn't matter, 936 01:29:00,833 --> 01:29:02,916 as long as it was with her! 937 01:29:06,416 --> 01:29:09,333 You're the only one who can answer this question. 938 01:29:09,833 --> 01:29:12,833 Whether that's Amish, English, or Mennonite. 939 01:29:13,750 --> 01:29:15,041 Not as a Mennonite. 940 01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:16,833 Why? 941 01:29:17,416 --> 01:29:20,416 What's so wrong about the way we live? 942 01:29:21,041 --> 01:29:22,916 Are you allowed to grow beards? 943 01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:24,958 Yes, we're allowed to in Germany. 944 01:29:25,458 --> 01:29:27,500 I don't understand it, but we… 945 01:29:33,250 --> 01:29:36,000 A lot of the Amish Ordnung doesn't make sense to me. 946 01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:37,416 Me neither. 947 01:29:39,250 --> 01:29:41,500 Zippers, for example. 948 01:29:41,583 --> 01:29:43,208 They make life easier. 949 01:29:45,625 --> 01:29:46,833 I've seen that. 950 01:29:52,583 --> 01:29:55,291 Have you already found what you're looking for? 951 01:30:04,625 --> 01:30:06,208 I want to find my roots. 952 01:30:45,125 --> 01:30:47,125 FAMILY CHRONICLE 953 01:30:47,791 --> 01:30:49,375 MY CHILDREN 954 01:30:54,875 --> 01:30:55,750 Here. 955 01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:59,458 Jakob Hofstedtler, your ancestor from the old country. 956 01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:07,500 FAMILY CHRONICLE JAKOB HOFSTEDTLER 957 01:31:10,541 --> 01:31:14,666 Did your daadi tell you to fill the empty page in the old country? 958 01:31:27,458 --> 01:31:29,416 This old trick that parents play. 959 01:31:33,333 --> 01:31:34,291 Jacob, 960 01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:37,000 your daadi meant well for you. 961 01:31:38,833 --> 01:31:40,375 You're searching. 962 01:31:41,166 --> 01:31:43,791 He wanted you to have your own experiences. 963 01:31:50,666 --> 01:31:51,500 You know… 964 01:31:54,666 --> 01:31:57,291 you won't find all the answers in here. 965 01:32:00,125 --> 01:32:03,583 The only person who knows what to do with your life is you, 966 01:32:03,666 --> 01:32:05,083 even as an Amish person. 967 01:32:22,041 --> 01:32:23,875 Do you have any wood I could use? 968 01:32:45,208 --> 01:32:46,333 Good day to you. 969 01:32:51,291 --> 01:32:54,000 We rented your mattress to someone else. 970 01:32:54,583 --> 01:32:56,833 -Where's Alf? -He went to the airport? 971 01:32:57,708 --> 01:32:59,083 But his exam! 972 01:33:00,833 --> 01:33:02,083 He didn't go. 973 01:33:03,833 --> 01:33:06,375 Because of the shit you pulled with the funeral. 974 01:33:07,958 --> 01:33:09,125 Even I was there. 975 01:33:09,916 --> 01:33:10,750 Me. 976 01:34:25,333 --> 01:34:27,083 Dear passengers… 977 01:34:27,166 --> 01:34:28,125 Ticket, please. 978 01:34:32,625 --> 01:34:34,375 And now your ID, please. 979 01:34:41,875 --> 01:34:44,541 That'd be so romantic if he proposed to a woman now. 980 01:34:46,416 --> 01:34:49,791 -Please take the horse. -No, I think he's here for me. 981 01:34:52,791 --> 01:34:55,833 Or a man, of course. My apologies. 982 01:34:59,500 --> 01:35:01,500 Alf, wait! 983 01:35:02,250 --> 01:35:03,375 Alf, wait! 984 01:35:03,458 --> 01:35:06,125 -What is it now? -I built you a new one. 985 01:35:06,208 --> 01:35:07,250 For the exam. 986 01:35:07,333 --> 01:35:10,166 Smart architecture, designed by English, made by Amish. 987 01:35:10,250 --> 01:35:11,458 But I'm not going. 988 01:35:11,541 --> 01:35:13,750 I'm housesitting in Sicily by myself. 989 01:35:15,041 --> 01:35:16,041 What? 990 01:35:16,125 --> 01:35:19,291 You wanted me to commit. Here you go. 991 01:35:19,375 --> 01:35:21,916 Alf, you have to finish school. 992 01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:25,583 I was only in school for eight years and look how poorly I'm doing here. 993 01:35:25,666 --> 01:35:27,125 I think you're doing just fine. 994 01:35:29,916 --> 01:35:31,291 I was in a library. 995 01:35:31,375 --> 01:35:35,208 I want to read all the books, but I don't know what to read first. 996 01:35:36,458 --> 01:35:37,708 I need your app. 997 01:35:41,166 --> 01:35:42,208 Really. 998 01:35:43,833 --> 01:35:45,833 Dear passengers… 999 01:35:53,833 --> 01:35:57,291 -So you're my target audience after all? -For sure. 1000 01:36:06,250 --> 01:36:07,708 Did you total my Pagoda? 1001 01:36:07,791 --> 01:36:09,875 Were you homesick or why the horse? 1002 01:36:09,958 --> 01:36:11,416 I ran out of gas. 1003 01:37:16,500 --> 01:37:18,416 Yeah! 1004 01:37:51,500 --> 01:37:53,333 Dear Daadi, dear Maem. 1005 01:37:53,416 --> 01:37:57,750 Maybe don't tell the bishop, but this is my decision. 1006 01:37:57,833 --> 01:38:01,708 I'm staying in Berlin and on Rumspringa a while longer. 1007 01:38:02,916 --> 01:38:06,083 Let me tell you, I'm totally trippin'. 1008 01:38:06,166 --> 01:38:08,916 I think that's supposed to mean I feel good 1009 01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:10,708 because I learned 1010 01:38:10,791 --> 01:38:13,666 the best invention in life is life itself. 1011 01:38:14,666 --> 01:38:17,541 There's a lot of Rumspringa to be done in Berlin. 1012 01:38:18,125 --> 01:38:20,291 Tell that to the bishop, 1013 01:38:20,375 --> 01:38:21,875 or rather not, 1014 01:38:21,958 --> 01:38:26,000 but I think I'm figuring out who I am and what I can do. 1015 01:38:26,083 --> 01:38:29,875 It'd be a shame to see all this and let it pass me by. 1016 01:38:30,583 --> 01:38:33,583 I don't know yet when I'll go back home to Pennsylvania 1017 01:38:33,666 --> 01:38:36,666 because these people can really use an Amish person. 1018 01:38:36,750 --> 01:38:38,541 That makes me feel good. 1019 01:38:39,083 --> 01:38:41,541 I miss you and will see you later. 1020 01:38:41,625 --> 01:38:42,875 Jacob, 1021 01:38:42,958 --> 01:38:43,958 your little boy. 1022 01:38:46,208 --> 01:38:47,208 Bro! 1023 01:41:15,250 --> 01:41:20,250 Subtitle translation by: Michael Evans