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[heavy metal music playing]
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[heavy metal music blasting]
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-[music stops]
-[Hunter] Ugh! This pick sucks.
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[heavy metal music resumes]
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-[music stops]
-My strap's not right. That's…
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Okay. Okay, there we go.
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[heavy metal music resumes]
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-[music stops]
-Cocks.
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All right, hold on.
Let's scoop that midrange.
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-[resumes playing]
-Nice.
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One, two, three, four!
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[playing sloppily]
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Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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What was that?
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I was just-- You said play something fast.
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[tuts] Did you read the music
that I wrote for you?
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[Kevin] Yeah.
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Do you know what polyrhythms are?
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Yeah.
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[Kevin] I don't.
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[heavy metal music playing]
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These aren't my drums.
They belong to Hunter.
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And he came up with the band name.
I don't play the drums, I play the drum.
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This drum, in marching band for two years.
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I do it to get out of PE,
but Hunter says that doesn't matter.
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All it takes to be great
is commitment and sacrifice,
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which is what metal's all about.
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Or maybe it's about power,
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or sticking it to the man,
or denim, or motorcycles, or speed,
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or the devil.
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I don't totally understand it,
but Hunter says I don't have to.
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All I have to do is--
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-Play something heavy, man.
-Okay.
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Like, uh… "Rock of Ages"?
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Heavy.
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[plays metal riff] Play… something heavy.
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Play… something heavy.
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[beats drums loudly]
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[clanging]
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[stops playing]
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[sighing, blowing raspberries]
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We need a bass player.
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-[Kevin] Mm.
-A bass player will be huge for us.
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-Yeah, no doubt.
-No doubt.
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No doubt.
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[marching band music playing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[whistle blowing in distance]
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[playing clarinet out of tune]
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[playing out of tune]
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-Stop. Stop.
-[music stops]
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That's enough for today.
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Emily, can I talk to you for a second?
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[sighs] The song you're playing
is not the song they are playing.
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I'm not sure you're even playing a march.
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We've talked about this.
You have to listen and play.
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It's an orchestra, right?
I know we're in a marching band, but--
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I see you're upset.
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Fuck you!
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Fuck you!
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Fuck! I don't give a fuck
about what I'm playing!
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I don't give a fuck
about what they're playing!
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Fuck you!
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Fuck your shitty band!
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-[whizzes]
-Fucking bullshit!
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-Too bad she can't play like she throws.
-I don't give a fuck, so fuck you!
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Fuck you!
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-["Metal Gods" playing]
-Cunt!
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You can't say that in America.
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[Kevin] That seems pretty metal to me,
but I'm not sure.
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- [school bell ringing]
-I'll ask Hunter about it.
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He's been into many things
since I met him,
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but he's stuck with metal
longer than any of them.
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When his mom left in seventh grade,
he decided it was the key to everything.
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If we devote ourselves to metal,
we'll own this school.
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[girl] Watch it.
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[Kevin] Everybody will see what we
really are and worship us like gods.
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I'm willing to give it a try.
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Hunter's been my best friend
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ever since he stopped Molly Levine
from pulling out my hair in third grade.
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He always looks out for me.
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[song intensifies]
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-[grunts]
-[locker clanks]
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[Hunter] Skip Hoffman sucks pig dicks.
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I don't think he was trying to hit me.
I was just in the way.
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-[Skip] Clay Moss.
-[Clay] You ready for the game?
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What I'm ready for
is your homecoming after-party, man.
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Yep, my parents are in Geneva.
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So bring the whole school
if you want, man, seriously.
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-Tell whoever. Everybody's invited.
-All right.
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-[Clay] Peace out, bro.
-[Skip] Catch you.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Hunter] Hey, man.
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What's up?
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Asked your mom about the double bass kit?
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What'd she say?
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She said she doesn't have
a thousand dollars.
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[clears throat]
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Okay, well, what about
a double bass pedal?
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Won't get the resonance,
but we'll have that attack.
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Yeah, she said
she doesn't have $150 either.
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[Hunter] She's in my speech class.
I think she's English.
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Scottish. I don't know.
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I heard she went apeshit
on the band teacher.
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[Kevin] Yeah.
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That's one messed up chick.
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["Shape of You" intro playing]
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[excited chatter]
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♪ The club isn't the best place
To find a lover ♪
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♪ So the bar is where I go ♪
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[Kevin] I've never been to a party.
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I always wondered
what people like this did at them.
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People whose bands
didn't have names like Skullfucker.
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Now I know.
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Here we are…
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in the middle of it all.
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♪ And then we start to dance
And now I'm singing like ♪
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♪ Girl, you know I want your love ♪
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♪ Your love was handmade… ♪
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This rules.
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Awesome idea.
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He said everybody's invited.
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♪ Boy, let's not talk too much… ♪
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How do they do it?
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What are you talking about?
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This is like three chords and they still
can't get it right. They suck.
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Look at the drummer.
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-He's high out of his mind.
-[plays offbeat]
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I mean, them, all of them.
How did they just… do this,
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like it's the easiest thing ever?
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Okay, listen to me.
Things are gonna happen for us.
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Someday, all these people
are gonna be like,
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"Holy shit!
Kevin Schlieb and Hunter Sylvester?"
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"I went to high school with those guys."
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"I could've even hung out
with them, maybe."
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But it's gonna be too late,
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'cause we're gonna be too busy hanging out
with the guys from Iron Maiden.
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♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪
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♪ I'm in love with your body ♪
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♪ Every day discovering
Something brand-new ♪
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♪ Oh, I'm in love with the shape of you
One week in… ♪
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[drum solo playing]
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[note bending on electric guitar]
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Great.
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-[rock music playing]
-[students cheering]
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Hunter, it's not that bad, actually,
once you get used to it. Seriously.
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Hunter, seriously,
our band is gonna be so awesome.
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I'm gonna practice like five hours a day.
I'm gonna be better than Ringo Starr.
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-Mmm.
-[Clay on mic] Hey!
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-[band playing "We Dem Boyz"]
-[cup clattering]
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Whoo! Heavy metal rules!
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I have to go pee.
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-I'll drive you home when you're finished.
-After. After pee-pee.
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[Clay] ♪ Hol up, we dem boyz ♪
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♪ Hol up, we dem boyz ♪
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[sounds echoing faintly]
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪ Hol up, hol up, hol up, hol up ♪
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♪ We dem boyz ♪
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-[students laughing]
-♪ Hol up, we dem boyz ♪
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♪ Hol up, we dem boyz ♪
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♪ Hol up, hol up, hol up, pop a bottle… ♪
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What are you staring at?
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You.
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Why?
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Because you're pretty.
Why else do people stare at you?
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People don't stare at me.
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-That's dumb.
-What?
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Why don't they?
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I could give you a million reasons.
[chuckles]
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My face is too narrow…
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[Kevin] I am talking to a girl.
I'm not even afraid of her.
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Beer is amazing.
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…and I'm very pale.
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[Kevin] This party was a great idea.
I don't care what Hunter says.
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-And my nose…
-Even he must be having fun right now.
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What's happening, man?
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Hey, he just called you a dipshit.
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-No. No, I--
-What did you call me?
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I didn't say anything to anybody. I swear.
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Yes, you did.
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Really?
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[inhales deeply]
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Really.
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[Hunter grunts, groans]
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[girl] That's why they don't stare at me.
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They all stare at her.
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Her? I could've stared at her.
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I-- I don't-- I don't know either of you.
I'm an impartmentege.
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I'm an impart-- impartial judge.
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You're funny.
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-[thuds] Ow!
-[Clay continues singing "We Dem Boyz"]
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Ah!
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[distorted music playing]
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[distorted feedback ringing]
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Ah!
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[feedback stops]
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[chuckling]
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Dude, what the fuck?
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Are you good, bruh? You hurt?
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-Here, let me help you.
-No, no. Let me help you.
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Take lessons.
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-You guys suck… bruh.
-[students] Ooh.
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I'm sorry that you feel that way.
Do you play?
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Yeah, I have a band.
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Me and my friend over here. A real band.
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A serious band.
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Not like you fucktards.
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[students gasp]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Got it. Um, I guess we'll be seeing you
at the Battle of the Bands then.
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There hasn't been a Battle of the Bands
since Dave Migdall hung brain on stage.
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There is this year.
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Go sign up with Dean Swanson,
but maybe don't say "fucktard,"
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'cause she's
a Special Olympics ambassador.
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[students laugh]
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All right, guys.
Let's keep this party going!
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Give me your car keys.
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[cheering]
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-Come on.
-[keys jingle]
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[band continues playing]
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[gagging]
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[grunts] Mm.
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[metal music playing]
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[music intensifies]
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Hey.
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I was next.
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[music stops]
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Hunter, I am busy.
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If you'd like to wait
until I am done with the Merinos--
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I demand you let us compete
in the Battle of the Bands.
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Okay.
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Not letting us play just because
we're a post-death metal band
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would be a complete violation
of our First Amendment rights.
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Your First Amendment rights
as a minor are unclear,
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but I agree it would be wrong
to exclude you.
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[scoffs] So why didn't
anybody tell us about it?
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-I wasn't aware you had a death metal--
-[Frank] Post-death.
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Thank you, Frank.
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A post-death metal band.
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You're welcome to participate,
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as long as your performance
is appropriate.
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[metal music playing]
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I had to work on her, but we're in.
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Awesome.
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So I guess we should start
looking for a bass player, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
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This is huge for us.
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Battle of the Bands is where
it starts for people. Check it out.
252
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:09,041
-Troy Nix.
-[Kevin chuckles softly]
253
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:10,791
Jesus.
254
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:15,375
Guitarist and singer of Kiloton,
Battle of the Bands winners 1996.
255
00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:19,916
They were gods.
256
00:13:20,791 --> 00:13:22,791
No one in this school
liked heavy music same as now,
257
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:25,750
but Kiloton terrorized their way
straight to victory.
258
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:26,958
By 1997,
259
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:29,833
they were considered the greatest
unsigned metal band in the country.
260
00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:33,083
They could have been right up there
with Metallica or Pantera,
261
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:34,541
but they broke up.
262
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:36,958
I think drinking was involved.
263
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:41,916
But you and me,
that's not gonna happen to us.
264
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,958
This is our moment.
Heavy music is gonna rise up.
265
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,833
We win the Battle of the Bands,
parlay that win into gigs,
266
00:13:47,916 --> 00:13:49,750
and then those gigs score us a deal.
267
00:13:50,791 --> 00:13:51,916
Okay. Uh…
268
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,875
-What kind of deal?
-[school bell rings]
269
00:13:54,958 --> 00:13:56,916
Cocks. Okay.
I've gotta get all the way to C Hall.
270
00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,500
But, um, meet me after school.
We've got work to do.
271
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,416
["The Trooper" plays]
272
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:05,333
Hail Satan.
273
00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:06,916
'Sup, Robbie?
274
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:10,875
-Hop in.
-Where are we going?
275
00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,166
[revs engine]
276
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,125
♪ You'll take my life
But I'll take yours too… ♪
277
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:17,916
[Kevin] It doesn't seem metal
to ask if he's got his dad's permission,
278
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,375
-so I won't.
-[tires screech]
279
00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:21,166
[door chiming]
280
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,541
But this…
281
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:29,000
This definitely seems metal, right?
I mean, I think it does.
282
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:31,833
I'm not sure my mom and dad will.
283
00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:34,291
[Hunter] These drums
are gonna be huge for us.
284
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,625
[Kevin] He's right.
285
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,541
-[music stops]
-They're huge.
286
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:51,666
[beatboxing]
287
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,041
[plays erratically]
288
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,625
[cymbals clanging loudly]
289
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:58,541
[sighs]
290
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:00,333
[loud banging]
291
00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:02,125
[man] Shut the fuck up!
292
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:06,333
Can I borrow the car?
293
00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,916
If you drop your brother off first.
294
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,208
Your father will pick him up
between shifts.
295
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,166
[door closes]
296
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,875
[Kevin sighs]
297
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,875
I'm the best at crawl,
and I can tread water the second longest.
298
00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:20,875
That's good, Earl.
299
00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:24,041
And I can do the best cannonball,
everybody says.
300
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,041
What's all this stuff?
301
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:30,500
My drums.
302
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,625
Drums are dumb.
303
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:35,625
Yeah. [sighs]
304
00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:57,458
[cello playing Bach's "Cello Suite No. 1"
in distance]
305
00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:07,958
[cello playing grows louder]
306
00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:45,166
I thought you were a clarinet player.
307
00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:47,416
No. [chuckles] No.
308
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,875
That was just so
I could do marching band instead of PE.
309
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
I do that too.
310
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,166
I'm Kevin.
311
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:57,916
Emily.
312
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:00,791
[Kevin] Um…
313
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,166
I saw you on the field.
314
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:07,166
[sighs]
315
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:09,875
Yeah, that was my fault.
316
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,291
I hadn't taken my meds for, like…
317
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,166
[inhales] …a week.
318
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,291
I-- I take Pepcid, so…
319
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:20,291
Mm.
320
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:29,250
Do you like… heavy metal at all?
321
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,666
Like Rock of Ages?
322
00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:33,625
[chuckles softly]
323
00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:34,791
Uh, no.
324
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:36,916
More like…
325
00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:40,875
post-death doom metal?
326
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,458
I don't know what that is.
327
00:17:55,791 --> 00:17:57,791
[plays "Machinery of Torment"]
328
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:16,541
[chuckles]
329
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:18,958
[laughs]
330
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,916
["Hail to the King"
by Avenged Sevenfold playing]
331
00:18:31,666 --> 00:18:36,500
And the Slippers of Spider Climbing
go to Malmsteen of Gorgoroth.
332
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,791
[Dr. Sylvester laughs]
333
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:43,250
What kind of girlie name
is Malmsteen of Gorgoroth?
334
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,000
I don't know, Dad. Why don't you ask
one of your real housewives
335
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,125
while you're shoving water balloons
into their tits?
336
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,458
Plastic surgeon.
337
00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:56,666
[Kevin] I understand Dungeons & Dragons
even less than metal,
338
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:59,208
but it's a chance for us
to hang out with new people,
339
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:01,541
especially ones who play the bass.
340
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:02,458
[Rex] Malmsteen…
341
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,250
[Kevin] If he joins Skullfucker,
then we're a band, right?
342
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,541
-So we can play Battle of the Bands.
-[clacks]
343
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:10,500
If people like us,
maybe they'll ask us to play some parties.
344
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,750
I hope Hunter likes this guy.
345
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:15,000
Sometimes he's not so nice to people
when he's uncomfortable.
346
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,333
Being around his dad makes him--
347
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:19,541
Well, Malmsteen just can't believe
348
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:23,083
that a halfling rogue
would be dumb and ungrateful enough
349
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,625
to try and rip off a half-orc barbarian
350
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:28,916
who just saved him from five ice toads.
351
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,625
But he thinks he'll show mercy.
352
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,666
Until he remembers
that mercy is for the weak.
353
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:39,250
Malmsteen pulls out Hell Slinger,
his +3 great sword…
354
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,166
Hunter.
355
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:43,208
…and he tells Auriac Stormhollow
to shut his glory hole
356
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,250
before he starts his first attack.
357
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:46,875
[clacks loudly]
358
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:49,625
-Plus ten, that's a hit.
-Hunter, don't be an idiot.
359
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:52,666
[Hunter] He runs the blade
between the thief's ribs.
360
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,333
-Second attack.
-[clacks loudly]
361
00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:55,375
Uh-oh!
362
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:56,500
There goes the leg.
363
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,625
And for the final attack…
364
00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:01,250
Oh, shit.
365
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,333
Head over to Dr. Sylvester's
for some post-op implants,
366
00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:07,041
because I just chopped off your dick.
367
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:08,041
[pounds]
368
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,041
[Dr. Sylvester laughing]
369
00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:12,625
[Dr. Sylvester] Sure. Sure.
370
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:16,958
You just remember that those implants
are what paid for your guitar,
371
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,583
your incel action figures,
372
00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:22,541
and all your dumbass
Satan-worship T-shirts!
373
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,500
I'm gonna go play tennis!
374
00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:29,916
Did you see my American Express?
375
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,583
[Hunter] Where are you going?
376
00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:38,791
Leaving.
377
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:42,916
This sucks compared to Call of Duty.
Kevin, see you in class.
378
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,958
Hunter, we were going to ask him
to play bass for us.
379
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,291
He says he's pretty good.
380
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,125
It's for the best.
We can never trust a guy like that.
381
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:57,125
["Painkiller" by Judas Priest
playing over stereo]
382
00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:59,333
[Kevin] I'm telling you,
she's really good.
383
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,083
[Hunter] We need a bass player.
A metal bass player.
384
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,166
[Kevin] She can be metal.
385
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:05,583
[Hunter] That's the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard.
386
00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:08,500
Why? Why is that the most ridiculous thing
you've ever heard?
387
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:10,333
Because a cello-playing girl
is so non-metal
388
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:13,000
that even thinking about it
is evaporating my balls.
389
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:16,708
A lot of the time, Hunter,
I don't know what you're talking about.
390
00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:18,708
Metal, not metal… Uh…
391
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,458
Maybe I'm just not right for Skullfucker.
392
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,500
Okay, switch places with me.
393
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:42,041
-What?
-Just do it.
394
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:45,333
Slide over.
Open the door, but don't get out.
395
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,208
-[boy] Did you get her number?
-[Skip] Of course I got it.
396
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:51,458
[boy] Then, what is it?
397
00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:54,000
[Skip] I know I said I'd get her number,
but I got her Snapchat.
398
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,666
-Snapchat is actually…
-No! No, no, no, no.
399
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,666
-No, no, no, no.
-[Skip] It's fine.
400
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,500
-It's the same thing.
-It's not the same thing. You know it.
401
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:02,958
What?
402
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:05,041
Suck it, cunt.
403
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,666
[grunts] Ow!
404
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,750
Go, go! Fuck!
405
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,333
Go! Fuck! Fuck!
406
00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:12,208
Go, go, go, go, go!
407
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,250
["Painkiller" by Judas Priest
plays loudly]
408
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,083
Why? Why did you do that?
409
00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:17,833
Truth to power, bitch! Drive!
410
00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:19,458
Why?
411
00:22:19,541 --> 00:22:21,000
[tires screeching]
412
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:23,000
♪ Faster than a bullet ♪
413
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,375
♪ Terrifying scream ♪
414
00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:27,375
♪ Enraged and full of anger ♪
415
00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:29,208
♪ He's half man and half machine ♪
416
00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:31,750
Drive. If he gets close enough,
you're just as fucked as I am.
417
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,958
You slow down, you die. That's metal.
418
00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:37,333
That is a dumb Keanu Reeves movie!
419
00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:39,416
[car engines roaring]
420
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,125
♪ Planets devastated ♪
421
00:22:41,208 --> 00:22:42,416
Oh, shit.
422
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,166
♪ Mankind's on its knees… ♪
423
00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:47,250
Watch out. He'll see you in the mirrors
if he gets close enough.
424
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,291
[Kevin whimpers] What am I doing? Oh, God!
425
00:22:50,791 --> 00:22:52,625
[whimpering]
426
00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:54,541
[shuddering] You're an asshole.
427
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:58,541
♪ Evil's going under deadly wheels ♪
428
00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:03,208
-♪ He is the Painkiller… ♪
-[tires screeching]
429
00:23:03,291 --> 00:23:04,833
Okay. We can shake him.
430
00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:06,583
-Turn left on Aspen.
-[whimpers]
431
00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:08,833
[tires screeching]
432
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,125
Oh.
433
00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:15,875
[tires screeching]
434
00:23:17,666 --> 00:23:20,166
-Don't slow down. Keep going straight.
-To where? Where?
435
00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,916
-There!
-[Kevin] I… We will not fit in there!
436
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,125
I know this car!
437
00:23:24,916 --> 00:23:26,458
-Fucking do it!
-[screams]
438
00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:28,166
-Whoo!
-[Kevin screaming]
439
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,958
-No, no, no!
-[Hunter] Whoo!
440
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:31,291
[whooping maniacally]
441
00:23:32,666 --> 00:23:33,791
[laughs maniacally]
442
00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:35,708
[Hunter] Oh, fuck!
443
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:38,208
-[laughing maniacally]
-Oh, shit.
444
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:39,458
Whoa!
445
00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:41,916
[Hunter] Fuck you! Fuck you!
446
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,750
[brakes screeching]
447
00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:49,250
[revving engine]
448
00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:51,791
Dude.
449
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,333
[tires screeching]
450
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:56,250
[both groan]
451
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:01,625
[Kevin] I understand now.
452
00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,041
Metal is commitment,
453
00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:06,500
and speaking truth to power,
and sticking it to the man, and speed.
454
00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:08,083
That was fucking awesome.
455
00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:11,083
[Kevin] Metal is taking the wheel.
456
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:12,750
[bell tolls]
457
00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:13,666
[Kevin] What's this?
458
00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:17,250
-Homework.
-["For Whom The Bell Tolls" plays]
459
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:18,708
Black Sabbath.
460
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,208
Iron Maiden.
461
00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:23,958
Judas Priest.
462
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,333
Metallica.
463
00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:28,125
Anthrax.
464
00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,125
Slayer.
465
00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:30,583
Megadeth.
466
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:31,500
Motörhead.
467
00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:32,875
Guns N' Roses.
468
00:24:32,958 --> 00:24:34,583
Rage Against the Machine.
469
00:24:34,666 --> 00:24:36,041
Pantera.
470
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:38,625
Emperor. Tool. Dio.
471
00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:40,875
Meshuggah. Opeth. Slipknot.
472
00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:42,625
Mastodon. Lamb of God.
473
00:24:42,708 --> 00:24:44,208
This is your history now.
474
00:24:44,708 --> 00:24:46,500
Learn it. Live it.
475
00:24:47,416 --> 00:24:49,000
Do lines of it in the bathroom.
476
00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:54,125
I'll be working on this.
477
00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:56,000
It's the solo to "Machinery."
478
00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,250
It fucking shreds.
479
00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:01,250
-[electric guitar riff plays]
-I had these made up.
480
00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:03,666
For luck.
481
00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:05,416
[Kevin chuckles]
482
00:25:06,833 --> 00:25:08,416
I'll get to work on this, then.
483
00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:15,166
[plays distorted chord]
484
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,750
[playing high notes]
485
00:25:19,791 --> 00:25:20,958
[stops playing] Cocks.
486
00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:23,041
[playing high notes]
487
00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:25,333
[stops playing] Fuck me, okay.
488
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,083
[Bach's "Cello Suite No. 1" playing]
489
00:25:44,791 --> 00:25:46,791
[Bach's "Cello Suite No. 1" continues]
490
00:26:06,291 --> 00:26:07,166
[stops playing]
491
00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:24,125
["War Pigs" playing]
492
00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:42,541
Ah!
493
00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:44,708
[playing drumbeats]
494
00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:45,666
Fuck.
495
00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:57,916
["War Pigs" fading in]
496
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,500
["War Pigs" intro plays]
497
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:36,625
♪ Generals gathered in their masses ♪
498
00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:42,083
♪ Just like witches at black masses ♪
499
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:47,458
♪ Evil minds that plot destruction ♪
500
00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:52,583
♪ Sorcerer of death's construction ♪
501
00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:58,625
♪ In the fields, the bodies burning ♪
502
00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:03,708
♪ As the war machine keeps turning ♪
503
00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:09,125
♪ Death and hatred to mankind ♪
504
00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:12,958
♪ Poisoning their brainwashed minds ♪
505
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,208
♪ Oh, Lord, yeah! ♪
506
00:28:15,291 --> 00:28:16,666
[song continues]
507
00:28:46,166 --> 00:28:50,541
♪ Politicians hide themselves away ♪
508
00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:54,500
♪ They only started the war ♪
509
00:28:56,500 --> 00:29:00,458
♪ Why should they go out to fight? ♪
510
00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:04,750
♪ They leave that role to the poor ♪
511
00:29:06,208 --> 00:29:07,083
♪ Yeah! ♪
512
00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:15,166
[song stops]
513
00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:21,041
Hey. Um…
514
00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:23,666
Hi. [breathing heavily]
515
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:33,916
[plays first notes of "War Pigs"]
516
00:29:38,166 --> 00:29:39,208
[plays first notes]
517
00:29:43,583 --> 00:29:45,625
[both play "War Pigs" intro]
518
00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:29,750
[Kevin] Man, she's amazing.
519
00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,916
Maybe Hunter'll change his mind about her
when I tell him how much she shreds.
520
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,500
[teacher] …enunciation and projection.
521
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:42,041
These are two of the most important tools
in your communications toolbox.
522
00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:47,500
Enunciation is the way we shape
the sounds that come out of our mouths.
523
00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:49,208
-[knock on door]
-[door opens]
524
00:30:49,291 --> 00:30:50,333
[male student] Uh…
525
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,875
Dean Swanson
wants to see Hunter Sylvester.
526
00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:59,250
["Blood and Thunder" plays]
527
00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:02,541
[muffled grunts]
528
00:31:09,958 --> 00:31:10,875
[muffled grunting]
529
00:31:10,958 --> 00:31:14,166
♪ I think that someone
Is trying to kill me ♪
530
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,291
♪ Infecting my blood ♪
531
00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:19,833
-♪ And destroying my mind ♪
- [muffled screams]
532
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:22,833
[groans]
533
00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:26,291
[music stops]
534
00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:28,416
[shaver buzzing]
535
00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:32,375
[Hunter] They only got
suspended two weeks.
536
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:35,250
Swanson wanted a month,
but their ass-rapist coach intervened.
537
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,000
Yeah, still, they're gone.
538
00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:38,833
They can't come back
to campus or anything.
539
00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:40,916
But when they come back,
they'll totally ass-rape me
540
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,750
for getting them suspended
in the first place.
541
00:31:42,833 --> 00:31:44,708
Getting them suspended? It's their fault.
542
00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:45,833
They defaced your hair.
543
00:31:45,916 --> 00:31:47,416
I flicked him in the chops first.
544
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,458
Okay, well, at Clay Moss's party,
545
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,666
they pushed you into the speaker
in front of everybody.
546
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:52,625
They started it.
547
00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:56,375
Yeah, I don't think
your average suburban Nazi shitbag
548
00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:57,458
is gonna see it that way.
549
00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:00,166
[buzzing stops]
550
00:32:03,833 --> 00:32:04,666
How is it?
551
00:32:07,291 --> 00:32:09,125
It's cool. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah.
552
00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:10,041
[quietly] Yeah.
553
00:32:10,541 --> 00:32:14,000
Yeah, I kind of look like Jason Newsted
from Metallica, the bass player.
554
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,333
Hmm.
555
00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:17,791
Oh, right, the one who got fired.
556
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,458
[Hunter] It's more Viking than Newsted.
557
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,416
[Kevin] Yeah, like the school mascot.
558
00:32:25,416 --> 00:32:27,375
No. No, not like the school mascot.
559
00:32:27,458 --> 00:32:29,416
Less like the school mascot
than anything on Earth.
560
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,333
More like a baby's dick
than the school mascot.
561
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:34,375
If a baby's dick grew its own baby dick,
then my hair would be more like--
562
00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:46,208
[brooding heavy metal music plays]
563
00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:13,000
[plays heavy metal progression]
564
00:33:14,541 --> 00:33:15,375
[pick slides]
565
00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:29,250
[distorted music blasting]
566
00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:35,083
[playing heavy metal music]
567
00:33:42,541 --> 00:33:46,166
[sustaining screeching note]
568
00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:48,166
[door opens]
569
00:33:53,083 --> 00:33:55,583
Sorry I'm so late.
Glad you guys are still here.
570
00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:57,583
[Kevin] No… No problem.
571
00:33:57,666 --> 00:33:59,166
[Hunter] No, yeah, not at all.
572
00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:01,541
Uh… Yeah. Um, so…
573
00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,083
Um…
574
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:04,791
What do you know?
575
00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:08,083
Well, how about you guys start playing
and I'll work my way in.
576
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,333
Cool.
577
00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:12,625
Um…
578
00:34:13,791 --> 00:34:15,500
How far have you gone in the… the thing--
579
00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:18,541
Yeah. I… I got through Metallica,
Judas Priest.
580
00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:21,666
I'm in the middle of Slayer right now
and I'm having a little bit of trouble--
581
00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,916
Okay. Okay. Let's try, uh…
582
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:26,958
Let's try "For Whom the Bell Tolls."
Okay? You got it, Kev?
583
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,000
[Hunter] Yeah, okay.
584
00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:33,041
One, two, three, four. One, two.
585
00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:35,083
[all playing "For Whom the Bell Tolls"]
586
00:34:48,375 --> 00:34:50,541
[playing bass awkwardly]
587
00:35:03,041 --> 00:35:05,000
Yeah. Okay, cool. All right, man.
588
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:08,833
Let's…
589
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:12,125
That was cool.
Le-- Um, let's try playing the song.
590
00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:13,291
Let's try playing the song,
591
00:35:13,375 --> 00:35:15,291
and we can see
how we vibe together as a band,
592
00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:20,000
and then we'll work on
all the stage-show elements later.
593
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:22,083
Right. Cool.
594
00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:27,208
-[Kevin] Two, three, four.
-[all playing "For Whom The Bell Tolls"]
595
00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:32,916
-[grunts]
-[clatters]
596
00:35:33,791 --> 00:35:35,500
[playing random notes, grunts]
597
00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:42,000
[music stops]
598
00:35:42,083 --> 00:35:43,625
[continues plucking string]
599
00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:50,500
I just--
600
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:54,583
Um, I'm, like, kind of getting confused,
'cause I just don't know what else to do.
601
00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:57,541
[Clay] Dude, you can play,
or you can be wasted,
602
00:35:57,625 --> 00:35:59,541
but you can't play wasted.
It's not working out.
603
00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:02,000
We don't need a bass player
to beat those stooges.
604
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,708
Just keep it us two.
605
00:36:04,291 --> 00:36:07,541
Okay. Like, uh… White Stripes.
606
00:36:07,625 --> 00:36:10,416
[scoffs] Weak. No, here, check this out.
607
00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,541
It's just two guys.
608
00:36:13,416 --> 00:36:15,458
[scream metal playing over earphones]
609
00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:19,375
It means that we wouldn't have to split
our contest winnings three ways…
610
00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:22,166
[faintly] Something to consider.
611
00:36:23,166 --> 00:36:25,166
[music continues over earphones]
612
00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:34,291
["Blood and Thunder" intro plays]
613
00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:57,916
That's mean.
614
00:36:59,125 --> 00:37:00,000
Yeah, it is.
615
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:02,916
[music stops]
616
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,083
[Kevin] It doesn't feel
like a good time to tell Hunter
617
00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:08,083
that I don't wanna be in a band
that sounds like people being tortured.
618
00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:12,166
But I think it's time for him to seriously
consider the only good option we have.
619
00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:13,666
No, it's a great option.
620
00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:16,625
It is time to speak truth to power.
621
00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:20,583
We have, like, two weeks,
and she can learn everything in two days.
622
00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:22,375
It's nothing personal, Emily.
623
00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:25,916
It's just you're not consistent
with the image we're trying to project…
624
00:37:27,541 --> 00:37:28,916
like I told Kevin.
625
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:31,791
Is it because she's a girl?
626
00:37:32,666 --> 00:37:33,625
No.
627
00:37:33,708 --> 00:37:37,000
Well… what about Joan Jett?
628
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:39,083
Doesn't she rock?
629
00:37:39,708 --> 00:37:41,750
Um, the-- What about The Runaways?
630
00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:42,875
That's Joan Jett.
631
00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:46,291
-Okay. Well, there's Lita Ford.
-That's The Runaways.
632
00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:47,458
[Kevin] And there's, um…
633
00:37:47,541 --> 00:37:49,541
There's, uh… What's her-- Um…
634
00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:51,791
-Kevin.
-Uh, what-- what's…
635
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:53,541
-What's the one with the song…
-Kevin.
636
00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:55,625
Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.
637
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:56,916
Kevin, we are a metal band.
638
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,666
We are not an indie metal band.
We are not an alt-metal band.
639
00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:02,083
We are not a sort of metal band.
We are a metal band.
640
00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:05,541
And for us to have a cello player
instead of a bass player
641
00:38:05,625 --> 00:38:06,916
would be completely gay.
642
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,083
-Uh…
-["Grinder" by Judas Priest plays]
643
00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:11,541
♪ Grinder ♪
644
00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:15,208
♪ Looking for meat ♪
645
00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:18,916
♪ Grinder ♪
646
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,833
♪ Wants you to eat ♪
647
00:38:23,583 --> 00:38:24,625
[song fades]
648
00:38:24,708 --> 00:38:26,625
You've gotta take all that in context.
649
00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:28,416
[Kevin] Gay?
650
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:31,333
Gay? Our band is called Skullfucker.
651
00:38:31,416 --> 00:38:32,791
Skullfucker.
652
00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,958
You named it that to impress girls?
653
00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:37,416
We're gonna die virgins
in a band called Skullfucker.
654
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,458
What I meant was, we're not--
655
00:38:43,541 --> 00:38:45,500
Oh, come on. Like she didn't know.
656
00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:53,166
[cell phone ringing]
657
00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:00,416
Hello?
658
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,000
-Hey. It's Kevin.
-Oh.
659
00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:04,458
[Emily] Hey.
660
00:39:05,458 --> 00:39:06,291
[chuckles]
661
00:39:06,375 --> 00:39:09,916
Uh, hey, I… wanted to apologize
662
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,083
again for Hunter being so rude, and…
663
00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:16,250
-That stuff he said. He--
- It's okay. [chuckles]
664
00:39:17,208 --> 00:39:18,541
I'm one too.
665
00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:20,291
Hm?
666
00:39:20,875 --> 00:39:22,416
A virgin. [chuckles awkwardly]
667
00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:24,625
I know, it's a shocker.
668
00:39:25,208 --> 00:39:26,458
Oh, um… Uh, no,
669
00:39:26,541 --> 00:39:31,458
I was talking about that stuff
he said about girl cello players
670
00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:33,125
in a metal band being gay.
671
00:39:33,208 --> 00:39:34,708
Right. Sorry. Eh…
672
00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:36,833
First of all,
that's a totally messed up thing to say.
673
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,041
Well, maybe he's right.
674
00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:41,375
No, he's not, and… you're not.
675
00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:42,375
[Emily] Not what?
676
00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:45,958
Are we talking gayness,
or heavy metal, or virginity?
677
00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:47,875
Uh, um…
678
00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:50,416
All of them, I think. Uh…
679
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:53,041
They seem related.
680
00:39:54,416 --> 00:39:56,416
You are, right?
681
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:58,000
Gay? I don't think so.
682
00:39:58,083 --> 00:39:59,833
I guess there's sort of a spectrum.
683
00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:00,750
A virgin.
684
00:40:03,625 --> 00:40:04,625
Oh, um…
685
00:40:06,541 --> 00:40:08,083
Yes, definitely.
686
00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:10,583
Hm…
687
00:40:10,666 --> 00:40:14,458
Do… you want to?
688
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:16,583
To…
689
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,500
Do you want to not be?
690
00:40:24,916 --> 00:40:26,125
I, uh…
691
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:29,083
Y-- yes.
692
00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:31,291
Uh, um… Uh, do you?
693
00:40:31,958 --> 00:40:34,958
-You know where Temple Solel is?
-On Cleavy? Yeah.
694
00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:37,625
Will you meet me
in the car park in a half hour?
695
00:40:37,708 --> 00:40:39,708
Oh, and can you bring thingies?
696
00:40:41,791 --> 00:40:42,875
For your thingy?
697
00:40:42,958 --> 00:40:45,166
[breathing heavily]
698
00:40:47,125 --> 00:40:48,333
Hey, Mom. Uh…
699
00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:50,875
-I need the car.
-Okay.
700
00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:54,833
Well, your father should be back
from the shop around 8:00.
701
00:40:54,916 --> 00:40:56,875
-And then we--
-Mom, I need the car.
702
00:40:57,625 --> 00:40:59,625
["Dee" by Ozzy Osbourne plays]
703
00:41:59,958 --> 00:42:02,666
[screaming]
704
00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:03,750
Fucking…
705
00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:08,333
[heavy metal music plays]
706
00:42:09,416 --> 00:42:11,416
[playing solo]
707
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:20,666
-I know. I know.
-[music stops]
708
00:42:20,750 --> 00:42:22,625
-[exhales sharply]
-[Hunter] We said 6:15.
709
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:24,791
It is now 8:00.
710
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:27,000
-Well, something came up.
-What?
711
00:42:27,583 --> 00:42:28,750
What came up?
712
00:42:29,375 --> 00:42:31,375
[breathing heavily]
713
00:42:33,541 --> 00:42:34,375
Nothing.
714
00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:36,541
I thought it was something.
You said it was something.
715
00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:39,125
Well, I was wrong. It was nothing.
716
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:43,625
I can imagine something
being more important than a band practice.
717
00:42:44,375 --> 00:42:45,791
Actually, I can't.
718
00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:49,291
But I definitely can't see how nothing
could be more important, Kevin.
719
00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:51,583
[hesitantly] Well, nothing
is more important.
720
00:42:51,666 --> 00:42:54,291
Or nothing isn't more important.
721
00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:55,208
What I mean--
722
00:42:55,291 --> 00:42:57,375
I don't need Abbott and Costello
from you, okay?
723
00:42:57,458 --> 00:42:59,541
I need a drummer. A real drummer.
724
00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:02,708
Metal is commitment, Kevin.
725
00:43:02,791 --> 00:43:04,708
It's dedication, sacrifice,
726
00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:07,208
mortification of the flesh
and all that shit.
727
00:43:07,291 --> 00:43:08,291
It's serious.
728
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:09,666
And if you're not gonna be,
729
00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:12,583
if you'll be all "girls with cello,
showing up whenever I feel like it,"
730
00:43:12,666 --> 00:43:13,916
then this isn't gonna work.
731
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,750
And we won't win the Battle of the Bands,
732
00:43:15,833 --> 00:43:18,750
and then you're gonna be a loser
for the rest of your life.
733
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,125
[music resumes]
734
00:43:28,208 --> 00:43:29,375
[playing solo]
735
00:43:40,208 --> 00:43:42,333
[footsteps receding]
736
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:46,500
[grunting]
737
00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,166
Hey.
738
00:43:56,958 --> 00:43:57,791
Hey!
739
00:43:58,375 --> 00:43:59,958
-Hey!
-[pants] Oh, hey.
740
00:44:01,625 --> 00:44:02,708
[breathing heavily]
741
00:44:02,791 --> 00:44:03,750
Hi.
742
00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:05,458
Where did you learn how to play?
743
00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:06,541
Uh… [chuckles]
744
00:44:06,625 --> 00:44:07,458
I don't know.
745
00:44:07,541 --> 00:44:10,791
My friend just gave me these songs,
and I practiced them.
746
00:44:11,666 --> 00:44:14,041
I'm not, you know,
a real drummer or anything.
747
00:44:14,125 --> 00:44:15,583
Are you fucking high?
748
00:44:16,083 --> 00:44:17,458
That was intense.
749
00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:20,041
Yeah?
750
00:44:20,666 --> 00:44:22,000
Have you got a minute?
751
00:44:22,083 --> 00:44:24,125
[breathing heavily]
752
00:44:34,041 --> 00:44:37,916
Are they all like this? Just pretty much
the same beat all the way through?
753
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,083
-Yeah.
-Pretty much.
754
00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:43,708
Please, Kevin. I promised my sister,
and she's so psyched to have us play.
755
00:44:43,791 --> 00:44:46,500
But Ray's not getting out of rehab
for another month,
756
00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:49,291
and we're tired of playing
with a wasted drummer.
757
00:44:49,375 --> 00:44:51,166
-[bandmate 1] Yeah, man.
-[bandmate 2] Fuck that dummy.
758
00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:52,708
I would like to,
759
00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:55,750
but it's like I said,
I'm in this band with Hunter,
760
00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:58,958
and Battle of the Bands
is really important to him.
761
00:44:59,041 --> 00:45:02,250
-Lots of guys are in two bands.
-Eric Clapton was in, like, 60 bands.
762
00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:03,916
And I heard you play, man.
763
00:45:04,458 --> 00:45:06,666
You could learn our songs in ten minutes.
764
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,625
Don't even worry
about the Battle of the Bands for now,
765
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,083
just my sister's wedding.
766
00:45:14,416 --> 00:45:16,583
-Let me think about it.
-[Clay] I feel you.
767
00:45:17,083 --> 00:45:18,791
But the wedding's this weekend,
768
00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:21,250
so don't think too long.
769
00:45:30,291 --> 00:45:31,791
-Fuck.
-[laughs]
770
00:45:31,875 --> 00:45:32,708
You blinked.
771
00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:34,791
-I blunk.
-You blunk.
772
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:36,708
[Emily chuckles]
773
00:45:36,791 --> 00:45:37,875
Three out of five?
774
00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:41,625
I'm pretty sure
you're better at staring than me.
775
00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:42,583
[Emily] Mm-hmm.
776
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,250
[Kevin] Those your meds?
777
00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:49,833
Mm-hmm.
778
00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:52,166
My happy pills.
779
00:45:53,416 --> 00:45:55,000
[clatters]
780
00:45:55,083 --> 00:45:57,333
-[Emily chuckles]
-Don't you need more?
781
00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:58,250
Mm-mm.
782
00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:07,666
Lay on top of me.
783
00:46:08,791 --> 00:46:09,625
[chuckles]
784
00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:18,750
[chuckles]
785
00:46:21,625 --> 00:46:22,458
[grunts]
786
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:23,833
Not yet.
787
00:46:26,291 --> 00:46:27,291
Let's just, um,
788
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:29,500
lie like this.
789
00:46:30,666 --> 00:46:31,500
I like it.
790
00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:35,875
Makes me feel… smooshed.
791
00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:40,541
[gentle music plays]
792
00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:43,791
On the field, when I first saw you…
793
00:46:44,291 --> 00:46:45,125
Yeah.
794
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:49,416
…did it feel… good to
795
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:52,166
throw stuff and yell at people?
796
00:46:56,875 --> 00:46:57,708
No.
797
00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:04,541
Feels good to not want to throw stuff
and yell at people.
798
00:47:08,416 --> 00:47:09,666
You're my happy pill.
799
00:47:11,666 --> 00:47:12,500
[kisses]
800
00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:18,333
[Emily] Mm.
801
00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:25,708
[clacking]
802
00:47:26,583 --> 00:47:27,833
It's only a wedding.
803
00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:31,958
Look, you've got to understand something,
Kevin. We don't fit in.
804
00:47:32,041 --> 00:47:35,208
You can try as hard as you want.
You can get yourself a girlfriend,
805
00:47:35,291 --> 00:47:36,875
or whatever, but you still won't fit in.
806
00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:40,291
She doesn't fit in either.
Why can't we all not fit in together?
807
00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:42,833
We're not talking about that now.
I don't even wanna go there.
808
00:47:42,916 --> 00:47:44,500
We're talking about you being a traitor--
809
00:47:44,583 --> 00:47:45,708
Maybe I wanna talk about it.
810
00:47:45,791 --> 00:47:48,750
I'm the founding member of Skullfucker,
and I say no Yokos.
811
00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:49,958
You said "fuck."
812
00:47:50,041 --> 00:47:51,875
We are both founding members
of Skullfucker.
813
00:47:51,958 --> 00:47:53,500
-[Earl] Don't!
-I am way more founding.
814
00:47:53,583 --> 00:47:55,916
I write songs, buy equipment,
designed our Facebook page--
815
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,041
Oh, fuck our Facebook page!
816
00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,375
I'm the founding member of Skullfucker,
and I say no Yokos!
817
00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:01,000
-No more fuck!
-Shut up!
818
00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:02,291
End of conversation.
819
00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:05,208
No, you-- No. You can't just declare
end of conversation.
820
00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:06,458
You don't have that authority.
821
00:48:10,541 --> 00:48:11,875
Fine, end of conversation.
822
00:48:11,958 --> 00:48:13,333
[toys resume clacking]
823
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,333
And that is how you knit a sweater.
824
00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:23,583
[teacher] Very good, Andrea.
825
00:48:24,083 --> 00:48:27,750
Did you hear
how she enunciated and projected?
826
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:30,041
Get her all the way in the back, right?
827
00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:32,375
And now, Hunter.
828
00:48:32,458 --> 00:48:34,208
-[electric guitar blasts]
-[gasps]
829
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:38,750
"Death closes all
830
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,916
But something ere the end
831
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,666
Some work of noble note
832
00:48:44,750 --> 00:48:45,916
May yet be done
833
00:48:47,416 --> 00:48:50,791
Not unbecoming men that strove with gods."
834
00:48:54,791 --> 00:48:55,875
Tennyson's "Ulysses."
835
00:48:55,958 --> 00:48:57,875
You might know it from your English class.
836
00:49:00,125 --> 00:49:01,791
This speech is about metal.
837
00:49:01,875 --> 00:49:03,833
-[thuds]
-[plays fast metal riff]
838
00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:12,708
Metal is about what "Ulysses" was about.
839
00:49:12,791 --> 00:49:14,750
Striving with gods.
840
00:49:14,833 --> 00:49:17,750
Striking out for unknown territory.
841
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:21,000
The people that crossed the Bering Strait
12,000 years ago?
842
00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:22,375
[plays heavy riff]
843
00:49:25,791 --> 00:49:26,625
Metal.
844
00:49:27,250 --> 00:49:29,250
That Kon-Tiki guy?
845
00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:30,833
[plays metal riff]
846
00:49:34,041 --> 00:49:34,875
Metal.
847
00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:38,166
The people on the Mayflower…
[plays screeching note]
848
00:49:38,666 --> 00:49:41,041
…would've been metal
if it weren't for all the Jesus crap.
849
00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:43,333
And Ulysses, what did he do?
850
00:49:43,416 --> 00:49:44,250
Huh?
851
00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:48,125
Read Dante. He'll tell you.
852
00:49:49,208 --> 00:49:52,708
Ulysses got together
the baddest ass crew he could find,
853
00:49:52,791 --> 00:49:55,958
and then he sailed off
beyond the Pillars of Hercules,
854
00:49:56,041 --> 00:49:58,250
and then he was drowned,
855
00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:02,500
and pulled right down to hell.
856
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,333
[plays riff from "Master of Puppets"]
857
00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:11,541
Eighth circle.
858
00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:14,208
[playing and speaking]
What is more metal than that?
859
00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:16,291
Only the ninth circle.
860
00:50:18,208 --> 00:50:22,875
So… achieving your dreams
with fellow badasses,
861
00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:25,375
going to hell if you have to…
862
00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:28,125
Oh, that sounds great, right?
863
00:50:29,208 --> 00:50:31,458
But it wasn't so easy for Ulysses.
864
00:50:33,041 --> 00:50:34,166
See, he had, um…
865
00:50:35,791 --> 00:50:36,750
He had Penelope,
866
00:50:38,208 --> 00:50:41,166
Mrs. Ulysses, keeping him down.
867
00:50:43,375 --> 00:50:45,041
[in Scottish accent] "Stay home."
868
00:50:45,666 --> 00:50:46,708
"Be king."
869
00:50:47,916 --> 00:50:50,541
"Go to work every day."
870
00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:56,000
He wasted decades of his life
on that shit.
871
00:50:56,083 --> 00:50:57,416
-[pick slides]
-Hunter.
872
00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:59,250
-[playing heavy metal]
-Stop it.
873
00:50:59,333 --> 00:51:02,833
But one day, Ulysses decided
he was finished with his woman.
874
00:51:02,916 --> 00:51:04,416
[teacher] Hunter, that's enough!
875
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:05,875
It was inevitable.
876
00:51:05,958 --> 00:51:09,291
Sooner or later, the metal inside him
was bound to rise up…
877
00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:12,333
[playing shrill solo] …and crush
whatever stood in its path!
878
00:51:12,416 --> 00:51:14,625
-[screams] Fucker! Fucking cunt!
-[Hunter] You're fucking crazy!
879
00:51:14,708 --> 00:51:16,916
I'll fucking-- I will fucking kill you!
880
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,041
-Don't you ever come near me again!
-[Hunter] Ow!
881
00:51:20,291 --> 00:51:22,208
-[Emily screams]
-[Hunter] Not the guitar!
882
00:51:22,291 --> 00:51:23,333
[guitar clatters]
883
00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:27,375
That was inappropriate,
bordering on inexcusable.
884
00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:28,666
I completely agree.
885
00:51:28,750 --> 00:51:30,000
I'm talking about you.
886
00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:31,916
Wait, what?
887
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,458
Is that what you've learned
from your interactions
888
00:51:34,541 --> 00:51:36,958
with the vicious morons like Skip Hoffman?
889
00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:39,583
How to torment people weaker than you?
890
00:51:39,666 --> 00:51:41,791
Look, I've got
some personal issues with her--
891
00:51:41,875 --> 00:51:45,625
I could give a shit about
your personal issues with that poor girl.
892
00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:49,666
You're going to write down
exactly what you did.
893
00:51:50,250 --> 00:51:52,375
If Miss Johnson corroborates your account,
894
00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:55,625
I'll include it in the disciplinary notice
I'll send to your father.
895
00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:59,000
If she doesn't, I will suspend you.
896
00:51:59,083 --> 00:52:01,083
[tense music plays]
897
00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:09,583
[school bell rings]
898
00:52:13,291 --> 00:52:14,166
[door opens]
899
00:52:15,791 --> 00:52:17,791
[indistinct chatter]
900
00:52:26,250 --> 00:52:27,833
Your friend's a massive dick.
901
00:52:29,833 --> 00:52:31,833
[music intensifies]
902
00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,208
What the fuck?
903
00:52:35,708 --> 00:52:37,000
[indistinct chatter]
904
00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:38,916
The fuck you doing?
905
00:52:39,416 --> 00:52:44,583
You are afraid of everybody,
and instead of showing it like I do,
906
00:52:44,666 --> 00:52:48,041
you treat everybody like shit
and you make them hate you.
907
00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:50,708
Great. They leave you alone,
they leave me alone.
908
00:52:50,791 --> 00:52:53,458
Both of us are alone.
Mission accomplished.
909
00:52:53,541 --> 00:52:54,875
-No, no, no--
-No, shut up.
910
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:57,833
You need me a lot more than I need you.
911
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:02,250
Without me,
all of your dumb fantasies disappear.
912
00:53:02,833 --> 00:53:05,333
But without you,
I might actually live a real life.
913
00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:10,333
You… You can't.
914
00:53:10,416 --> 00:53:11,291
You can't.
915
00:53:14,875 --> 00:53:16,083
We're Skullfucker.
916
00:53:22,125 --> 00:53:23,625
[students exclaim]
917
00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:28,041
Fine. Fine. Go enjoy
your new fucking wacko girlfriend
918
00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:30,375
and your new---
and your new shitty band and--
919
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:32,583
And Rock of Ages!
920
00:53:33,541 --> 00:53:34,500
It's my fault.
921
00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:37,208
It's Hunter's fault. He's a massive dick.
922
00:53:37,291 --> 00:53:38,875
But I never would've lost it like that
923
00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:42,000
-if I hadn't stopped taking my meds.
-It was not your fault! Wh--
924
00:53:43,875 --> 00:53:44,750
[sniffles]
925
00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:48,916
No, don't…
926
00:53:49,916 --> 00:53:50,750
[sniffles]
927
00:53:51,958 --> 00:53:53,625
-I'm not mad.
-[sniffles]
928
00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:58,583
You didn't do anything wrong.
There's nothing wrong with you.
929
00:53:58,666 --> 00:53:59,708
Yeah, there is.
930
00:54:00,291 --> 00:54:03,708
The concentration of serotonin
in my synapses is too low.
931
00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:05,333
[sniffles]
932
00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:09,375
Okay, but there's something more wrong
with everyone else.
933
00:54:10,958 --> 00:54:14,083
You have a right to be mad,
especially at Hunter.
934
00:54:14,166 --> 00:54:16,625
Why am I like this?
935
00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:21,583
[sniffles] Everybody else
didn't make me like this.
936
00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:25,208
Hunter didn't make me like this.
937
00:54:25,708 --> 00:54:27,916
-[gentle music playing]
-My parents love me.
938
00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:30,833
They try as hard as they can.
939
00:54:33,041 --> 00:54:34,708
Nah, not their fault.
940
00:54:35,541 --> 00:54:37,041
You're not anybody's fault.
941
00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:38,208
Huh.
942
00:54:38,291 --> 00:54:39,333
You're not…
943
00:54:41,666 --> 00:54:42,500
a fault.
944
00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:43,416
You-- [sighs]
945
00:54:49,291 --> 00:54:52,708
There may be something…
wrong with you, but…
946
00:54:56,416 --> 00:54:57,375
you're perfect.
947
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:21,750
You ever get angry?
948
00:55:22,916 --> 00:55:23,875
Sometimes.
949
00:55:29,416 --> 00:55:30,250
I get it.
950
00:55:30,958 --> 00:55:33,791
Sometimes… also sad.
951
00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:40,791
You know why?
952
00:55:41,958 --> 00:55:43,000
I don't know.
953
00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:44,833
[Hunter inhales deeply]
954
00:55:44,916 --> 00:55:47,541
It's because people treat you
like you're invisible.
955
00:55:49,416 --> 00:55:51,250
Like you're not even there.
956
00:55:51,333 --> 00:55:52,500
Like you're nothing.
957
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,500
But you're more than that.
You're better than that.
958
00:55:56,583 --> 00:55:58,791
You're not nothing. You're something.
959
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,166
You're somebody.
960
00:56:02,166 --> 00:56:03,041
I'm Robbie.
961
00:56:04,416 --> 00:56:05,583
Fuck yeah, you are.
962
00:56:14,958 --> 00:56:16,750
We're done taking shit, you and me.
963
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,375
["Trust No One" by Zeal and Ardor playing]
964
00:56:56,708 --> 00:56:59,000
[whimsical notes play]
965
00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,083
[song resumes]
966
00:57:17,625 --> 00:57:18,541
[song ends]
967
00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:20,958
Take off the costume, Krusty the Clown.
968
00:57:21,041 --> 00:57:24,375
We gotta talk about this, uh, "What I did
at school today" essay right here.
969
00:57:24,458 --> 00:57:27,625
Sorry, you're just a little late
with the whole parenting thing.
970
00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:29,833
Get back inside!
971
00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:31,625
[screaming] Go bang another nurse!
972
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,083
["Trust No One" by Zeal and Ardor resumes]
973
00:57:35,166 --> 00:57:36,375
[revving engine]
974
00:57:36,458 --> 00:57:38,166
[tires screeching]
975
00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:39,833
Fuck.
976
00:57:39,916 --> 00:57:41,458
[tires screeching]
977
00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:43,708
["Trust No One"
by Zeal and Ardor continues]
978
00:57:55,291 --> 00:57:56,583
[tires screech]
979
00:57:59,541 --> 00:58:00,458
[song ends]
980
00:58:01,416 --> 00:58:04,291
[Clay] ♪ Your love was handmade
For somebody like me ♪
981
00:58:04,375 --> 00:58:06,166
♪ Come on now, follow my lead ♪
982
00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:08,500
♪ I may be crazy, don't mind me ♪
983
00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:11,166
♪ Say, boy, let's not talk too much ♪
984
00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:14,208
♪ Grab on my waist
And put that body on me ♪
985
00:58:14,291 --> 00:58:16,250
♪ Come on now, follow my lead ♪
986
00:58:16,333 --> 00:58:19,125
-♪ Come on now, follow my lead ♪
-[plays fast bass drum beat]
987
00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:20,041
[cheering]
988
00:58:20,125 --> 00:58:22,291
♪ I'm in love with the shape of you ♪
989
00:58:22,375 --> 00:58:24,416
♪ We push and pull like a magnet do ♪
990
00:58:24,958 --> 00:58:27,083
♪ And my heart is falling too ♪
991
00:58:27,166 --> 00:58:29,291
♪ Oh, I'm in love with your body ♪
992
00:58:29,375 --> 00:58:31,791
-[plays loudly]
-♪ Last night you were in my room ♪
993
00:58:31,875 --> 00:58:34,958
-[girls cheering]
-♪ And now my bedsheets smell like you… ♪
994
00:58:35,041 --> 00:58:37,416
["Trust No One" by Zeal and Ardor playing]
995
00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:03,916
This is private property.
996
00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:06,500
My drummer's in there.
997
00:59:07,041 --> 00:59:08,208
I'm going in.
998
00:59:08,291 --> 00:59:10,333
No, you ain't. Get the hell out of here.
999
00:59:11,041 --> 00:59:12,375
Who are you
1000
00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:14,875
to stop a man
1001
00:59:15,541 --> 00:59:17,708
who strives with gods?
1002
00:59:19,833 --> 00:59:22,208
-[clunks lightly]
-[grunts, groans]
1003
00:59:23,041 --> 00:59:24,583
[groans, gasps]
1004
00:59:24,666 --> 00:59:27,083
[upbeat music playing faintly]
1005
00:59:28,333 --> 00:59:29,166
[cork pops]
1006
00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:32,291
[Clay] That was great, brother.
Really great.
1007
00:59:32,375 --> 00:59:33,708
Yeah, it was fun.
1008
00:59:33,791 --> 00:59:37,000
You killed that shit. We never sounded
anything like that before.
1009
00:59:37,083 --> 00:59:38,958
I want you to know, man, if…
1010
00:59:39,458 --> 00:59:41,541
If you wanna play with us
at the Battle of the Bands,
1011
00:59:41,625 --> 00:59:43,041
we would love to have you.
1012
00:59:43,875 --> 00:59:45,416
Or even if you don't.
1013
00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:48,708
I mean, if you just wanna hang,
it's… It's all good.
1014
00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:50,291
Thanks.
1015
00:59:50,958 --> 00:59:53,125
Yeah, I might take you up
on both of those.
1016
00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:55,083
Respect.
1017
00:59:57,625 --> 00:59:59,125
Wanna come hang with the other dudes?
1018
00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,375
Yeah. Yes.
1019
01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:02,416
Let me just finish up here.
1020
01:00:05,291 --> 01:00:06,416
[laughter in distance]
1021
01:00:09,875 --> 01:00:11,875
[sirens wailing faintly]
1022
01:00:13,291 --> 01:00:14,125
[sighs]
1023
01:00:14,958 --> 01:00:16,458
You're lucky they didn't press charges.
1024
01:00:16,541 --> 01:00:18,125
I want my stuff back.
1025
01:00:18,208 --> 01:00:21,208
Weapons confiscated from a minor
at the time of an arrest
1026
01:00:21,291 --> 01:00:23,250
shall be considered forfeit
to the township.
1027
01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:30,416
This is the last straw. No, wait.
1028
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:31,708
No.
1029
01:00:31,791 --> 01:00:34,166
This is the last straw.
1030
01:00:35,625 --> 01:00:37,708
Mm? Right there.
1031
01:00:44,333 --> 01:00:46,458
-What are you gonna do?
-[laughs mockingly]
1032
01:00:51,208 --> 01:00:53,208
[unsettling music playing]
1033
01:00:56,833 --> 01:00:57,666
Listen, look.
1034
01:00:57,750 --> 01:01:00,333
-The Battle of the Bands is on Friday--
-Not for you it ain't!
1035
01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:06,375
[liquid sloshing]
1036
01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:10,500
[man] Let's go.
1037
01:01:11,583 --> 01:01:13,083
-Go, go, go.
-[women giggling]
1038
01:01:17,375 --> 01:01:19,375
[upbeat music plays in distance]
1039
01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:21,541
[girl] Hey!
1040
01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:24,333
Drummer boy!
1041
01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:27,958
I…
1042
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:31,166
I don't have a bathing suit.
1043
01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:37,583
[giggling]
1044
01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:40,208
[breathing heavily]
1045
01:01:49,541 --> 01:01:50,375
[chuckles]
1046
01:01:50,458 --> 01:01:53,291
Every time I see you, you are wasted.
1047
01:01:53,375 --> 01:01:54,208
Yeah.
1048
01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:56,833
Hey, let me try your glasses.
1049
01:02:03,166 --> 01:02:04,208
I like these.
1050
01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:07,791
I saw Timothée Chalamet
wearing glasses like this on Insta once.
1051
01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:09,791
I like Call Me by Your Name.
1052
01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:11,500
It's so sweet, right?
1053
01:02:11,583 --> 01:02:13,500
He's so hot in that.
1054
01:02:13,583 --> 01:02:16,250
My cousin in Santa Barbara
totally fucked him.
1055
01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:23,375
You're staring at me again.
1056
01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:24,291
Uh…
1057
01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:26,500
I can't even see you.
1058
01:02:26,583 --> 01:02:29,250
Hmm. Yeah.
Well, I don't even know your name.
1059
01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:30,833
It's Kevin.
1060
01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:33,208
Kendall.
1061
01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:45,541
See me now?
1062
01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:54,958
Yo, dude.
What, are you waiting for a tutorial?
1063
01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:59,833
Come on, man. What about Emily?
They've got a real relationship.
1064
01:02:59,916 --> 01:03:02,208
One built on trust and emotional honesty.
1065
01:03:02,291 --> 01:03:05,666
And this? I mean, come on, dude.
What's really going on here?
1066
01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:08,750
Hold on, Tom. Kendall's a person too.
1067
01:03:08,833 --> 01:03:11,750
She likes Kevin.
She's making her desires known.
1068
01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:13,750
There's absolutely nothing wrong
with that.
1069
01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:17,000
Yeah, maybe, but Emily's really loyal.
This would ruin her.
1070
01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:18,833
Back in the day, we all got up to stuff.
1071
01:03:18,916 --> 01:03:21,208
[Morello] He's only a drummer.
He should have what he wants.
1072
01:03:21,291 --> 01:03:23,250
If he's in that hot tub,
he'll have what he gets.
1073
01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,541
[Kevin] A year ago,
I didn't know who these guys were.
1074
01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:27,416
But now, after a bottle of champagne,
1075
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:29,166
they're all making
some really good points.
1076
01:03:29,250 --> 01:03:30,208
[Rob Halford] Oy.
1077
01:03:31,208 --> 01:03:32,083
Oy!
1078
01:03:32,666 --> 01:03:34,333
You found someone who loves you.
1079
01:03:35,083 --> 01:03:36,125
Do you love her back?
1080
01:03:36,958 --> 01:03:38,000
Uh-huh.
1081
01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:40,083
Then, don't be an asshole, Kevin.
1082
01:03:42,083 --> 01:03:42,916
[kisses]
1083
01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:45,708
I'm sorry.
1084
01:03:46,458 --> 01:03:47,458
I have to go.
1085
01:03:49,291 --> 01:03:50,541
I have a girlfriend.
1086
01:03:53,250 --> 01:03:54,083
[sighs]
1087
01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:59,041
[Kevin] Thank you,
Rob Halford of Judas Priest.
1088
01:04:00,541 --> 01:04:02,875
You don't turn your back
on the people who love you.
1089
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:07,625
["Since I Don't Have You" by Guns N' Roses
playing faintly over speaker]
1090
01:04:13,833 --> 01:04:14,958
I'm gonna get this.
1091
01:04:16,708 --> 01:04:17,666
You don't have to.
1092
01:04:17,750 --> 01:04:18,791
I want to.
1093
01:04:21,625 --> 01:04:22,458
[chuckles]
1094
01:04:26,666 --> 01:04:28,666
[Emily] Oh. Here it is.
1095
01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:31,416
[indistinct chatter in distance]
1096
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:35,500
I've been looking for this
for, like, forever. [chuckles]
1097
01:04:36,875 --> 01:04:38,583
-[boy 1] I should have it.
-[boy 2] What?
1098
01:04:40,041 --> 01:04:41,833
-I found it.
-What? Give me that.
1099
01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:43,458
[both grunting]
1100
01:04:43,541 --> 01:04:45,416
♪ I don't have… ♪
1101
01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:48,250
You wouldn't even know
about Lamb of God if it wasn't for me?
1102
01:04:48,333 --> 01:04:53,416
♪ And I don't have hopes and dreams ♪
1103
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:54,416
[boy 1] Cunt.
1104
01:04:54,916 --> 01:05:01,041
♪ I don't have anything ♪
1105
01:05:01,708 --> 01:05:06,416
♪ Since I don't have you ♪
1106
01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:11,625
♪ And I don't have… ♪
1107
01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:13,166
[line ringing]
1108
01:05:13,250 --> 01:05:15,958
[vibrating]
1109
01:05:16,041 --> 01:05:20,375
♪ And I don't have one who cares ♪
1110
01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:21,625
[vibrating continues]
1111
01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:24,291
♪ I… ♪
1112
01:05:24,375 --> 01:05:25,875
[ringing continues]
1113
01:05:25,958 --> 01:05:28,500
♪ Don't have anything ♪
1114
01:05:29,083 --> 01:05:33,833
♪ Since I don't have you ♪
1115
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,041
[music fades]
1116
01:05:43,791 --> 01:05:45,625
Listen, I've got to get out
of here immediately.
1117
01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:46,750
I've got this important--
1118
01:05:46,833 --> 01:05:49,708
We are doing
a preliminary eval on you, right?
1119
01:05:49,791 --> 01:05:52,083
[sighs] Let's get started.
1120
01:05:52,166 --> 01:05:53,250
I'm Dr. Nix.
1121
01:06:00,041 --> 01:06:01,208
Troy Nix?
1122
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:02,125
Yeah.
1123
01:06:04,041 --> 01:06:05,333
The Troy Nix?
1124
01:06:07,666 --> 01:06:08,625
From Kiloton?
1125
01:06:11,125 --> 01:06:12,583
Yeah, that's right.
1126
01:06:15,291 --> 01:06:17,916
Dude. Dude, you guys were gods.
1127
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:21,375
-I-- I go to Glenwood Lake High, man.
-I see that.
1128
01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:23,333
Hmm. My condolences.
1129
01:06:24,666 --> 01:06:27,000
-So you're a doctor now?
-Yeah.
1130
01:06:28,666 --> 01:06:30,041
Was an alcoholic.
1131
01:06:30,125 --> 01:06:33,333
Place like this saved me
from a slow fucking suicide,
1132
01:06:33,416 --> 01:06:35,416
so I went back to school, got my Psy D.
1133
01:06:36,125 --> 01:06:38,458
Give something back, that kind of shit.
1134
01:06:39,166 --> 01:06:40,333
What happened to Kiloton?
1135
01:06:41,291 --> 01:06:42,625
My bandmates happened.
1136
01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:47,125
They wouldn't practice,
wouldn't learn the songs.
1137
01:06:47,208 --> 01:06:49,333
-So that's why you broke up?
-That was part of it.
1138
01:06:49,416 --> 01:06:51,750
But mostly it was because
those guys were fuck-holes.
1139
01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:53,625
They wouldn't go an inch
out of their own way
1140
01:06:53,708 --> 01:06:55,083
for anybody but themselves.
1141
01:06:56,416 --> 01:07:00,125
Look, if you're gonna record with people,
you're gonna tour with people,
1142
01:07:00,208 --> 01:07:03,083
you're gonna spend all day, every day,
with them for years,
1143
01:07:03,166 --> 01:07:05,125
you sure as shit
better like hanging out with them.
1144
01:07:05,208 --> 01:07:07,166
Otherwise, your life is gonna suck.
1145
01:07:07,250 --> 01:07:09,791
Then you're gonna start drinking
to forget how bad your life sucks,
1146
01:07:09,875 --> 01:07:11,041
and before you know it…
1147
01:07:14,416 --> 01:07:15,333
You a drinker?
1148
01:07:17,083 --> 01:07:18,166
No.
1149
01:07:18,250 --> 01:07:19,458
Drugs? Weed?
1150
01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:21,333
-Coke?
-No.
1151
01:07:21,416 --> 01:07:22,250
-Meth?
-No.
1152
01:07:22,333 --> 01:07:24,083
-H?
-No.
1153
01:07:24,166 --> 01:07:25,250
-Acid?
-No.
1154
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:26,541
-Molly?
-No.
1155
01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:28,375
-You vaping?
-No.
1156
01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:29,625
-Self-harm?
-No.
1157
01:07:29,708 --> 01:07:31,666
-Sleep too much?
-No.
1158
01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:33,166
-Too little?
-No.
1159
01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:34,541
Suicidal ideation?
1160
01:07:34,625 --> 01:07:36,541
-[sighs]
-Did you destroy any property?
1161
01:07:37,625 --> 01:07:38,916
Not that they know about.
1162
01:07:40,083 --> 01:07:40,958
What, then?
1163
01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:42,833
[sighs]
1164
01:07:43,958 --> 01:07:45,791
Just fucking metal, man.
1165
01:07:47,833 --> 01:07:49,458
[blows raspberries]
1166
01:07:51,541 --> 01:07:54,791
I get this kind of shit all the time.
Okay, come on.
1167
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:57,416
Up. Let's go.
1168
01:07:59,666 --> 01:08:00,708
[Dr. Nix sighs]
1169
01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:03,208
Yo, hold up.
1170
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:05,041
Where are you going?
1171
01:08:05,125 --> 01:08:06,291
You're fine, dude.
1172
01:08:07,583 --> 01:08:08,666
Now, this motherfucker…
1173
01:08:09,833 --> 01:08:10,708
Hey.
1174
01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:13,833
[Dr. Nix] He's a mess.
He and I have a lot of work to do.
1175
01:08:13,916 --> 01:08:17,958
Which is why I can't babysit your ass just
because you like brutal fucking music.
1176
01:08:18,041 --> 01:08:20,000
I'm recommending you for discharge.
1177
01:08:20,083 --> 01:08:23,208
The board will follow my recommendations.
They always do.
1178
01:08:23,291 --> 01:08:26,333
-I scare the shit out of them.
-Thank you, man. Thank you.
1179
01:08:26,416 --> 01:08:29,500
No problem.
We will have you out of here by Monday.
1180
01:08:30,250 --> 01:08:31,375
Monday? Why Monday?
1181
01:08:31,958 --> 01:08:33,958
They review recommendations
over the weekend.
1182
01:08:34,666 --> 01:08:37,416
Okay. Um, is there any way
we could get that review done tonight?
1183
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:38,500
Nah, no way in hell.
1184
01:08:38,583 --> 01:08:41,958
They're already driving home
in their Jaguars listening to Sting. Why?
1185
01:08:42,041 --> 01:08:46,416
The Battle of the Bands is tomorrow,
and my band is totally poised to win.
1186
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,208
Okay, look, check it out.
1187
01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:49,208
[Dr. Nix] Hmm.
1188
01:08:51,291 --> 01:08:52,291
Skullfucker.
1189
01:08:52,958 --> 01:08:53,791
Nice.
1190
01:08:54,916 --> 01:08:57,083
Fucking Battle of the motherfucking Bands.
1191
01:08:57,166 --> 01:08:59,666
[hopeful metal music plays faintly]
1192
01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:05,666
Sorry.
1193
01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:07,875
Anyway, give you another year to practice.
1194
01:09:09,166 --> 01:09:10,500
See you around, bitch.
1195
01:09:14,166 --> 01:09:16,166
[somber music playing]
1196
01:09:22,666 --> 01:09:24,333
Nah. Thank you, man.
1197
01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:27,708
Hey, Clay.
1198
01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:31,208
Yeah, are we going to practice before?
1199
01:09:33,291 --> 01:09:36,166
No? Okay. No. We don't need to. It's fine.
1200
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,875
Yeah, I'll see you
at 7:00 at the cafeteria.
1201
01:09:40,958 --> 01:09:43,500
-All right. Thanks, Clay.
-[somber music continues]
1202
01:10:05,416 --> 01:10:07,916
[vibrating]
1203
01:10:10,041 --> 01:10:12,583
[automated message]
It's Hunter. I'm not here. Deal.
1204
01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:13,916
Fuck.
1205
01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:16,708
[sniffs]
1206
01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:20,541
[ringing]
1207
01:10:20,625 --> 01:10:21,791
[Dr. Sylvester sighs]
1208
01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:24,458
Who the fuck calls on a landline?
1209
01:10:25,875 --> 01:10:26,916
Hello?
1210
01:10:28,708 --> 01:10:30,375
Oh, hey, Kevin. Uh…
1211
01:10:30,458 --> 01:10:33,708
No, Hunter isn't here right now.
1212
01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:37,208
He-- He what? [sputters]
1213
01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:38,833
So where is he?
1214
01:10:40,125 --> 01:10:42,125
[Kevin panting]
1215
01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:46,541
I feel like this is his way
of begging me to come back to the band.
1216
01:10:46,625 --> 01:10:48,208
He doesn't belong in there.
1217
01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:50,541
Maybe he does.
1218
01:10:50,625 --> 01:10:53,916
There's definitely something wrong
with him. He's shitty to everyone.
1219
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,541
Even you.
You're supposed to be his best friend.
1220
01:10:57,166 --> 01:10:58,000
[knocking]
1221
01:11:02,708 --> 01:11:05,250
You said it yourself, he's a massive dick.
1222
01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:06,166
[scoffs]
1223
01:11:06,250 --> 01:11:09,333
I would have never understood what
a massive dick he is if it wasn't for you.
1224
01:11:10,041 --> 01:11:12,166
And I wouldn't have met you
if it wasn't for metal,
1225
01:11:12,250 --> 01:11:16,583
and I wouldn't have thought about metal
for five seconds if it wasn't for Hunter.
1226
01:11:17,291 --> 01:11:18,416
So you owe him?
1227
01:11:20,416 --> 01:11:21,458
He's my best friend.
1228
01:11:22,291 --> 01:11:23,750
I gotta get him out of there.
1229
01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:29,250
Will you come with me?
1230
01:11:30,541 --> 01:11:34,000
Wait, so first you tell me
that I should hate him,
1231
01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,666
and now you want me to help him?
1232
01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:39,750
Uh, you'd sort of be helping me help him.
1233
01:11:40,375 --> 01:11:42,208
[breathes deeply]
1234
01:11:42,291 --> 01:11:43,375
It's okay. It's okay.
1235
01:11:43,458 --> 01:11:46,208
[groans, yells] No, I can't!
Not after what he did.
1236
01:11:46,291 --> 01:11:48,666
You don't have to. It's okay. I mean it.
1237
01:11:48,750 --> 01:11:50,333
[Emily breathing heavily]
1238
01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:51,250
Okay?
1239
01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:54,666
Okay.
1240
01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:57,416
I have to go.
1241
01:11:59,416 --> 01:12:01,416
[gentle music playing]
1242
01:12:11,333 --> 01:12:14,250
[birds chirping]
1243
01:12:21,625 --> 01:12:23,125
[door closes]
1244
01:12:27,041 --> 01:12:28,875
[door buzzing]
1245
01:12:28,958 --> 01:12:29,875
[door lock clicks]
1246
01:12:38,125 --> 01:12:39,125
Can I help you?
1247
01:12:39,208 --> 01:12:41,708
Yeah. Yeah, I… I hope so.
1248
01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:45,291
My best friend,
he's-- he's got problems. He's a, uh…
1249
01:12:46,416 --> 01:12:47,416
[whispers] A sniffer.
1250
01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:48,625
Gasoline?
1251
01:12:48,708 --> 01:12:51,500
-Turpentine, butane, propane?
-Yep, yep, yep, all those.
1252
01:12:51,583 --> 01:12:54,458
He mixes them,
and his parents don't know what to do,
1253
01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:58,208
so I wanted to get them a brochure.
1254
01:12:58,291 --> 01:13:01,000
You're a good friend.
They're right back there.
1255
01:13:03,750 --> 01:13:05,666
Wait right here. I'll get some more.
1256
01:13:11,833 --> 01:13:12,750
[grunts]
1257
01:13:14,666 --> 01:13:16,416
[door buzzing]
1258
01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:20,333
You four have outdone yourselves
yet again.
1259
01:13:20,416 --> 01:13:22,291
It definitely looks like a party in here.
1260
01:13:22,375 --> 01:13:23,708
[man and woman on TV] Thank you.
1261
01:13:23,791 --> 01:13:26,416
[TV host] Now, before you tell us
which dessert you're taking,
1262
01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:27,416
why don't you--
1263
01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:29,166
[all groaning]
1264
01:13:29,750 --> 01:13:30,875
Where's the remote?
1265
01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:38,583
All right, you two,
which dessert are you choosing?
1266
01:13:38,666 --> 01:13:41,208
-[suspenseful music playing on TV]
-We are choosing…
1267
01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:46,708
-[woman sighs]
-[man] Come on.
1268
01:13:46,791 --> 01:13:48,166
[woman] Are you serious?
1269
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:52,833
Kevin.
1270
01:13:52,916 --> 01:13:54,541
Shh. [grunts] Come on.
1271
01:13:54,625 --> 01:13:56,750
Look, man, I gotta tell you, I'm just--
1272
01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:59,083
-I, uh…
-Tell me later. Please. Come on.
1273
01:14:02,041 --> 01:14:05,333
You know Ray.
He's the drummer from Mollycoddle.
1274
01:14:05,416 --> 01:14:06,958
Anyway, he's a good guy.
1275
01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:08,583
Bring him.
1276
01:14:09,166 --> 01:14:11,750
You do know we have to bring you back
after Battle of the Bands?
1277
01:14:12,333 --> 01:14:13,208
That's cool.
1278
01:14:13,708 --> 01:14:17,000
Can't deal on the outside.
I don't have the coping mechanisms.
1279
01:14:17,083 --> 01:14:18,500
Okay, wait. How are we getting out?
1280
01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:24,625
-[fire alarm blaring]
-["Whiplash" by Metallica plays]
1281
01:14:24,708 --> 01:14:26,833
-Okay.
-[receptionist] Right, come on.
1282
01:14:26,916 --> 01:14:28,375
[administrator] Move out, please.
1283
01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:36,250
-Let's go. Come on.
-No running.
1284
01:14:36,333 --> 01:14:37,583
[administrator] Outside.
1285
01:14:53,958 --> 01:14:54,958
You!
1286
01:14:55,041 --> 01:14:57,125
[song intensifies]
1287
01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:01,125
[Hunter] Fuck. Fuck.
1288
01:15:01,208 --> 01:15:03,666
♪ Late at night, all systems go
You've come to see the show ♪
1289
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:07,125
♪ We do our best, you're the rest
You make it real, you know ♪
1290
01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:10,125
♪ There is a feeling deep inside
That drives you fuckin' mad ♪
1291
01:15:10,208 --> 01:15:13,166
♪ A feeling of a hammerhead
You need it, oh, so bad ♪
1292
01:15:14,875 --> 01:15:16,625
♪ Adrenaline starts to flow ♪
1293
01:15:17,833 --> 01:15:19,416
♪ You're thrashing all around ♪
1294
01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,416
♪ Acting like a maniac ♪
1295
01:15:23,125 --> 01:15:24,000
♪ Whiplash ♪
1296
01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:35,750
[song stops]
1297
01:15:38,541 --> 01:15:40,333
[Kevin panting]
1298
01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:50,666
This thing… it's fucking useless.
1299
01:15:51,416 --> 01:15:54,208
You'll never get clean articulation
at high speeds with a pick this thin.
1300
01:15:59,791 --> 01:16:00,833
Here.
1301
01:16:02,583 --> 01:16:03,416
Try this one.
1302
01:16:07,041 --> 01:16:07,875
Thank you.
1303
01:16:08,375 --> 01:16:09,833
-This your car?
-Yeah.
1304
01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:11,625
It's a real piece of shit.
1305
01:16:13,791 --> 01:16:15,791
-[tires screech]
-[car rattling]
1306
01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:19,500
[tires screech]
1307
01:16:23,208 --> 01:16:24,958
You deserve a better best friend.
1308
01:16:26,125 --> 01:16:28,541
Yeah, probably, but you're the one I got.
1309
01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:34,125
I'm sorry, Kevin.
1310
01:16:36,458 --> 01:16:37,583
Don't say it to me.
1311
01:16:39,625 --> 01:16:40,541
[sighs]
1312
01:16:40,625 --> 01:16:42,625
[birds chirping]
1313
01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:17,083
You nearly cracked my fucking skull, dude.
1314
01:17:18,041 --> 01:17:20,250
And you put a really large dent
in my guitar.
1315
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:24,208
Your behavior has been violent
and unpredictable.
1316
01:17:25,708 --> 01:17:27,000
[Emily grunts softly]
1317
01:17:28,958 --> 01:17:30,833
You are metal beyond reproach.
1318
01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:39,250
So will you please, please, please,
1319
01:17:40,333 --> 01:17:41,666
please accept my apology
1320
01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:45,250
and come crack some fucking skulls with us
at the Battle of the Bands?
1321
01:17:48,666 --> 01:17:49,583
[sighs]
1322
01:17:56,791 --> 01:17:57,833
I--
1323
01:17:57,916 --> 01:17:58,750
I can't.
1324
01:18:00,083 --> 01:18:01,166
[Kevin] Emily.
1325
01:18:02,041 --> 01:18:02,916
I'm not ready.
1326
01:18:06,041 --> 01:18:06,958
[mumbles] Oh, God.
1327
01:18:12,208 --> 01:18:13,083
[door closes]
1328
01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:23,333
[audience applauding, cheering]
1329
01:18:26,666 --> 01:18:27,791
[cheering intensifies]
1330
01:18:33,666 --> 01:18:36,000
Mollycoddle, you guys are up next.
1331
01:18:37,875 --> 01:18:38,875
[exhales deeply]
1332
01:18:41,250 --> 01:18:42,083
Dude.
1333
01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:45,333
-Dude?
-[Kevin] I'm sorry.
1334
01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:48,541
You guys have been great,
and I'd love to play with you again, but…
1335
01:18:49,250 --> 01:18:50,416
[clattering]
1336
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:52,208
[Kevin] I can only be in one band.
1337
01:18:54,416 --> 01:18:55,458
I brought you your drummer.
1338
01:18:57,083 --> 01:18:58,208
Is he wasted?
1339
01:19:01,416 --> 01:19:02,416
I feel you, man.
1340
01:19:03,041 --> 01:19:03,875
It's all good.
1341
01:19:05,541 --> 01:19:06,583
[Clay] Hey, brother.
1342
01:19:07,166 --> 01:19:10,541
I've been meaning to apologize
for what happened at my party.
1343
01:19:10,625 --> 01:19:12,416
Yeah, and I apologize
1344
01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:16,041
for the whole… wedding thing.
1345
01:19:17,250 --> 01:19:18,708
-That was--
-That was weird.
1346
01:19:18,791 --> 01:19:22,291
Yup, and I'm sorry
about the things I said about your band.
1347
01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:23,875
You guys are good…
1348
01:19:25,875 --> 01:19:27,041
at what you do.
1349
01:19:27,958 --> 01:19:29,708
So may the best band win.
1350
01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:31,333
[clasps hands]
1351
01:19:31,958 --> 01:19:34,125
So you guys like a duo?
1352
01:19:35,958 --> 01:19:37,375
Yeah, it looks that way.
1353
01:19:37,875 --> 01:19:39,625
Like the White Stripes?
1354
01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:41,083
[inhales deeply]
1355
01:19:41,166 --> 01:19:43,708
Yeah, like the White Stripes.
1356
01:19:43,791 --> 01:19:44,625
[Clay] Nice.
1357
01:19:45,750 --> 01:19:47,333
You're lucky to have this guy, man.
1358
01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:50,500
Yeah, I am.
1359
01:19:50,583 --> 01:19:52,666
[audience cheering]
1360
01:19:53,458 --> 01:19:54,958
[Clay] ♪ Second thing second ♪
1361
01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:57,625
♪ Don't tell me what you think
That I could be ♪
1362
01:19:57,708 --> 01:20:01,541
♪ I'm the one at the sail
I'm the master of the sea ♪
1363
01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:05,375
-[crowd singing along]
-♪ Oh-ooh, the master of my sea ♪
1364
01:20:05,458 --> 01:20:07,958
♪ Oh-ooh ♪
1365
01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:10,166
♪ I was broken from a young age ♪
1366
01:20:10,250 --> 01:20:12,125
♪ Taking my sulking to the masses ♪
1367
01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:13,458
♪ Writing my poems for the few ♪
1368
01:20:13,541 --> 01:20:16,000
♪ That look to me, took to me
Shook to me, feeling me ♪
1369
01:20:16,083 --> 01:20:18,041
♪ My heartache from the pain ♪
1370
01:20:18,125 --> 01:20:19,958
♪ Taking my message from the brain ♪
1371
01:20:20,041 --> 01:20:21,875
♪ Speaking my lesson from the brain ♪
1372
01:20:21,958 --> 01:20:24,000
♪ Seeing the beauty
Through all of the... ♪
1373
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,083
-Yo. Suspension's over, bitch.
-Hey.
1374
01:20:27,166 --> 01:20:28,375
Welcome back, big man.
1375
01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:31,458
-I got a bottle of Jack in the new truck.
-Let's go!
1376
01:20:32,041 --> 01:20:35,291
[Clay] Thank you, Glenwood Lake.
GLHS is lit!
1377
01:20:35,375 --> 01:20:37,375
-I love you!
-[Hunter] Nix was right about this pick.
1378
01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:39,958
I can do this.
We're gonna crush this shit.
1379
01:20:40,041 --> 01:20:40,875
But I don't know.
1380
01:20:40,958 --> 01:20:43,791
How will it sound with nothing
on the bottom, no chords, no riff?
1381
01:20:44,583 --> 01:20:46,333
No, it-- it'll be like, uh…
1382
01:20:46,833 --> 01:20:48,000
Like jazz…
1383
01:20:48,791 --> 01:20:49,625
…ish.
1384
01:20:51,083 --> 01:20:51,916
[door opens]
1385
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:54,791
[pick slide]
1386
01:20:55,416 --> 01:20:57,416
["I'm Broken" by Pantera plays]
1387
01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:20,208
-♪ Look at me now ♪
-[thuds loudly]
1388
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:24,916
[song stops]
1389
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:25,875
Now I'm ready.
1390
01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:27,500
-[song resumes]
-Dude.
1391
01:21:30,666 --> 01:21:31,708
Let's do this shit.
1392
01:21:32,916 --> 01:21:35,416
One, two, three…
1393
01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:36,750
[all] Skullfucker!
1394
01:21:36,833 --> 01:21:38,166
-[Hunter roars]
-[chuckles]
1395
01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:41,041
Nope. That is not appropriate.
It's got to go.
1396
01:21:41,125 --> 01:21:43,166
-[song stops]
-[Kevin] No, it can't go.
1397
01:21:43,250 --> 01:21:44,500
It is painted on the heads.
1398
01:21:44,583 --> 01:21:46,916
Well, I can't let you
bring those in there, so…
1399
01:21:48,541 --> 01:21:50,208
[song resumes]
1400
01:21:50,291 --> 01:21:52,875
♪ Look at you now ♪
1401
01:21:53,666 --> 01:21:55,041
-[Dean Swanson gasps]
-[Kevin] Wha--
1402
01:21:55,833 --> 01:21:56,666
Oy.
1403
01:21:58,541 --> 01:22:02,166
-Eli, I need a favor.
-Of course, Emily. What do you need?
1404
01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:04,125
I need to get into the art room.
1405
01:22:06,625 --> 01:22:10,458
Ladies and gentlemen,
a round of applause for Skullflower.
1406
01:22:11,250 --> 01:22:13,958
[audience applauding]
1407
01:22:32,083 --> 01:22:35,500
This is a little song… about…
1408
01:22:36,208 --> 01:22:41,416
[yelling] …the machinery of torment!
1409
01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,125
[cell phone chimes]
1410
01:22:49,708 --> 01:22:50,583
[exhales sharply]
1411
01:22:59,541 --> 01:23:01,666
[plays "Machinery of Torment" intro]
1412
01:23:05,958 --> 01:23:07,208
[high-hat crashing]
1413
01:23:09,958 --> 01:23:12,000
[pick slides with ring, plays bass line]
1414
01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:22,000
-[plays fast beat]
-[guitar solo rising]
1415
01:23:22,083 --> 01:23:23,416
[roars]
1416
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:36,000
[song speeds up]
1417
01:23:44,791 --> 01:23:47,625
♪ Mother leaves me bleeding ♪
1418
01:23:47,708 --> 01:23:49,750
♪ Exsanguinates my dreaming ♪
1419
01:23:50,833 --> 01:23:54,750
♪ Father, Father
Deaf to children's call… ♪
1420
01:23:54,833 --> 01:23:57,875
Hey, isn't that Hunter Sylvester
and Kevin Schlieb?
1421
01:23:58,375 --> 01:24:01,041
And what's-her-name,
the-- the shitty clarinetist.
1422
01:24:01,125 --> 01:24:03,416
Could've been in a band with those guys.
1423
01:24:04,750 --> 01:24:07,250
♪ I built it for you all ♪
1424
01:24:07,333 --> 01:24:09,750
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1425
01:24:10,625 --> 01:24:11,916
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1426
01:24:13,083 --> 01:24:14,708
♪ Machinery of torment… ♪
1427
01:24:14,791 --> 01:24:16,083
This blows.
1428
01:24:16,166 --> 01:24:18,083
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1429
01:24:18,750 --> 01:24:21,625
-♪ Machinery of torment ♪
-[crowd cheering]
1430
01:24:21,708 --> 01:24:23,291
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1431
01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:27,250
♪ Machinery of torment… ♪
1432
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:28,833
[Clay] Dude.
1433
01:24:29,916 --> 01:24:30,958
-No.
-[grunts]
1434
01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:34,291
[audience cheering]
1435
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:39,416
[audience screaming]
1436
01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:44,333
[student] Woo-woo.
1437
01:24:44,416 --> 01:24:46,583
Yeah! Metal! Woo!
1438
01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:51,000
[grunting]
1439
01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:56,708
[Clay laughs]
1440
01:24:57,458 --> 01:24:59,000
[students whooping, screaming]
1441
01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:01,541
♪ Here's the pain not grinding ♪
1442
01:25:01,625 --> 01:25:04,083
♪ A razor needs rewinding ♪
1443
01:25:04,583 --> 01:25:05,583
♪ Pull the lever ♪
1444
01:25:05,666 --> 01:25:08,166
♪ Punch restores them all ♪
1445
01:25:09,916 --> 01:25:12,875
♪ Your prom king crown's
The first thing struck ♪
1446
01:25:12,958 --> 01:25:15,416
♪ Turned into a bucket of fuck ♪
1447
01:25:15,500 --> 01:25:18,000
♪ I built it for every one of you ♪
1448
01:25:18,666 --> 01:25:21,250
♪ I built it for you all ♪
1449
01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:23,833
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1450
01:25:24,333 --> 01:25:25,958
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1451
01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:29,708
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1452
01:25:29,791 --> 01:25:31,458
[all] ♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1453
01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:35,541
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1454
01:25:35,625 --> 01:25:38,125
-♪ Machinery of torment ♪
-[whimpering]
1455
01:25:38,208 --> 01:25:39,541
[grunting]
1456
01:25:40,250 --> 01:25:41,083
[screams]
1457
01:25:41,166 --> 01:25:45,500
♪ I built it for you all ♪
1458
01:25:48,083 --> 01:25:50,083
[audience screaming]
1459
01:25:52,750 --> 01:25:53,875
♪ I built it for you ♪
1460
01:25:53,958 --> 01:25:55,875
[falsetto] ♪ All ♪
1461
01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:58,625
[plays epic guitar solo]
1462
01:26:05,250 --> 01:26:06,833
[audience screaming]
1463
01:26:26,791 --> 01:26:28,208
[audience cheering]
1464
01:26:37,625 --> 01:26:39,791
[note bending up]
1465
01:26:41,833 --> 01:26:43,833
[continues playing solo]
1466
01:26:56,500 --> 01:26:57,708
-[thuds]
-Ah!
1467
01:26:57,791 --> 01:26:59,958
-[clacks]
-[grunts, groans]
1468
01:27:02,583 --> 01:27:04,291
-[bone crunches]
-[screams]
1469
01:27:04,375 --> 01:27:06,000
[audience gasping]
1470
01:27:06,083 --> 01:27:07,791
-[female student] Oh, shit.
-[gags]
1471
01:27:08,583 --> 01:27:09,666
[Hunter screaming]
1472
01:27:09,750 --> 01:27:11,416
[Kevin] Oh, shit. Oh…
1473
01:27:13,583 --> 01:27:15,750
-[girl screaming]
-[roaring]
1474
01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:18,333
[Dean Swanson gasps]
1475
01:27:18,416 --> 01:27:20,583
Call an ambulance. Someone call 911.
1476
01:27:20,666 --> 01:27:22,875
Hunter, don't look at your leg, okay?
1477
01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:25,500
[Hunter breathing heavily]
1478
01:27:30,375 --> 01:27:32,291
[electric guitar playing]
1479
01:27:37,833 --> 01:27:39,041
[Hunter] My toes are so numb.
1480
01:27:39,916 --> 01:27:42,125
Gotta wiggle them.
Come on, little fuckers.
1481
01:27:43,375 --> 01:27:45,375
[electric guitar continues playing]
1482
01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:49,833
[cello playing]
1483
01:27:55,958 --> 01:27:58,958
[Emily groans] This fucking bow is fucked.
1484
01:27:59,041 --> 01:28:00,583
-[Emily grunts]
-[Hunter] Ow, dude.
1485
01:28:00,666 --> 01:28:02,500
-Dude.
-[Emily] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.
1486
01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:06,625
Ah! That's better.
1487
01:28:06,708 --> 01:28:08,708
[playing solemn metal music]
1488
01:28:19,083 --> 01:28:20,708
-[sighs]
-[cello continues]
1489
01:28:20,791 --> 01:28:22,708
-[footsteps approaching]
-[music stops]
1490
01:28:23,708 --> 01:28:26,208
[Dr. Sylvester laughs] Congratulations.
1491
01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:27,791
Bronze medalists.
1492
01:28:27,875 --> 01:28:30,458
Silver medalists. We came in second.
1493
01:28:30,958 --> 01:28:34,458
Oh, hey, uh,
looks like you're going viral.
1494
01:28:35,041 --> 01:28:36,000
[Dr. Sylvester chuckles]
1495
01:28:37,458 --> 01:28:40,291
Well… at least I didn't get arrested.
1496
01:28:41,291 --> 01:28:42,166
So,
1497
01:28:43,416 --> 01:28:44,500
progress?
1498
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:46,083
Well,
1499
01:28:47,208 --> 01:28:48,708
no bad publicity, right?
1500
01:28:52,708 --> 01:28:54,916
[Dr. Sylvester chuckles] All right, well,
1501
01:28:56,166 --> 01:28:57,083
I got a date.
1502
01:28:57,166 --> 01:28:59,375
Yeah, she's a pediatrician.
1503
01:29:00,041 --> 01:29:01,791
Big tits. Natural.
1504
01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:03,666
Not a client.
1505
01:29:08,958 --> 01:29:10,500
I can't believe we lost.
1506
01:29:15,041 --> 01:29:16,666
It's fine. It's cool.
1507
01:29:17,333 --> 01:29:20,583
They're nice guys. The people have spoken.
This is what they want.
1508
01:29:21,500 --> 01:29:23,291
-No, fuck 'em.
-[hopeful music plays]
1509
01:29:23,375 --> 01:29:25,000
Fuck 'em, every single one.
1510
01:29:25,083 --> 01:29:27,208
[Kevin] Who are people gonna remember? Us.
1511
01:29:27,291 --> 01:29:29,125
That is us right there, headlining.
1512
01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:31,875
-We were good.
-[Kevin] No, we were fucking great.
1513
01:29:31,958 --> 01:29:34,291
You smashed that intro, dude.
1514
01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:37,208
Yes, she did. That was some Yo-Yo Ma shit.
1515
01:29:37,291 --> 01:29:39,458
-And your solo…
-Holy fuck, that was unreal.
1516
01:29:39,541 --> 01:29:41,500
But what about this motherfucker?
1517
01:29:41,583 --> 01:29:44,791
Oh, my man slapped them in their faces
with his double bass dick.
1518
01:29:44,875 --> 01:29:45,833
[music stops]
1519
01:29:47,666 --> 01:29:49,750
Yes. Uh, yes, I did.
1520
01:29:50,708 --> 01:29:52,500
-[hopeful music resumes]
-You know what?
1521
01:29:52,583 --> 01:29:55,708
Let them have their fads.
Fads come and go.
1522
01:29:55,791 --> 01:29:56,875
But not us.
1523
01:29:57,416 --> 01:29:58,250
We're forever.
1524
01:29:58,333 --> 01:30:00,833
Now it starts for us.
Now people know our name.
1525
01:30:01,958 --> 01:30:03,333
[Hunter] We're Skullflower.
1526
01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:05,416
[all shouting] Skullflower!
1527
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:07,083
[Kevin] Fuck, we rip.
1528
01:30:09,208 --> 01:30:11,208
[playing "War Pigs"]
1529
01:31:43,916 --> 01:31:45,166
[song ends]
1530
01:31:48,166 --> 01:31:50,125
["Machinery of Torment" playing]
1531
01:32:33,541 --> 01:32:35,916
♪ Mother leaves me bleeding ♪
1532
01:32:36,416 --> 01:32:38,750
♪ Exsanguinates my dreaming ♪
1533
01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:42,833
♪ Father, Father
Deaf to children's call ♪
1534
01:32:44,833 --> 01:32:47,708
♪ Welcome, hypocrites and fools ♪
1535
01:32:47,791 --> 01:32:50,541
♪ I've been sharpening my tool ♪
1536
01:32:50,625 --> 01:32:53,208
♪ I built this for every one of you ♪
1537
01:32:53,291 --> 01:32:55,916
♪ I built this for you all ♪
1538
01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:58,583
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1539
01:32:59,083 --> 01:33:00,708
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1540
01:33:01,625 --> 01:33:04,250
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1541
01:33:04,750 --> 01:33:06,375
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1542
01:33:07,333 --> 01:33:09,916
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1543
01:33:10,416 --> 01:33:12,041
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1544
01:33:12,958 --> 01:33:15,541
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1545
01:33:16,125 --> 01:33:20,458
♪ I built this for you all ♪
1546
01:33:30,375 --> 01:33:32,666
♪ Here's the pain not grinding ♪
1547
01:33:33,208 --> 01:33:35,500
♪ Razor needs rewinding ♪
1548
01:33:36,083 --> 01:33:37,333
♪ Pull the lever ♪
1549
01:33:37,416 --> 01:33:39,416
♪ Punch restores them all ♪
1550
01:33:41,583 --> 01:33:44,458
♪ Your prom king crown's
The first thing struck ♪
1551
01:33:44,541 --> 01:33:47,250
♪ Turned into a bucket of fuck ♪
1552
01:33:47,333 --> 01:33:50,083
♪ I built it for every one of you ♪
1553
01:33:50,166 --> 01:33:52,750
♪ I built it for you all ♪
1554
01:33:52,833 --> 01:33:55,375
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1555
01:33:55,875 --> 01:33:57,625
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1556
01:33:58,458 --> 01:34:00,958
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1557
01:34:01,541 --> 01:34:03,208
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1558
01:34:04,166 --> 01:34:06,666
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1559
01:34:07,250 --> 01:34:08,916
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1560
01:34:09,833 --> 01:34:12,833
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1561
01:34:12,916 --> 01:34:17,458
♪ I built it for you all ♪
1562
01:34:24,250 --> 01:34:25,750
♪ I built it for you ♪
1563
01:34:25,833 --> 01:34:27,833
[falsetto] ♪ All ♪
1564
01:35:12,333 --> 01:35:14,958
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1565
01:35:15,458 --> 01:35:17,083
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1566
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:20,541
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1567
01:35:21,083 --> 01:35:22,791
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1568
01:35:23,708 --> 01:35:26,166
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1569
01:35:26,708 --> 01:35:28,416
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1570
01:35:29,375 --> 01:35:31,875
♪ Machinery of torment ♪
1571
01:35:32,416 --> 01:35:36,750
♪ I built it for you all ♪
1572
01:36:00,916 --> 01:36:02,166
[song ends]
1573
01:36:02,250 --> 01:36:04,250
[gentle guitar music plays]
1574
01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:46,125
[music ends]