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-Ugh! This pick sucks.
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-My strap's not right. That's…
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Okay. Okay, there we go.
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-Cocks.
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All right, hold on.
Let's scoop that midrange.
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-Nice.
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One, two, three, four!
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Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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What was that?
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I was just-- You said play something fast.
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Did you read the music
that I wrote for you?
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Yeah.
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Do you know what polyrhythms are?
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Yeah.
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I don't.
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These aren't my drums.
They belong to Hunter.
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And he came up with the band name.
I don't play the drums, I play the drum.
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This drum, in marching band for two years.
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I do it to get out of PE,
but Hunter says that doesn't matter.
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All it takes to be great
is commitment and sacrifice,
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which is what metal's all about.
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Or maybe it's about power,
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or sticking it to the man,
or denim, or motorcycles, or speed,
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or the devil.
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I don't totally understand it,
but Hunter says I don't have to.
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All I have to do is--
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-Play something heavy, man.
-Okay.
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Like, uh… "Rock of Ages"?
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Heavy.
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Play… something heavy.
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Play… something heavy.
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We need a bass player.
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-Mm.
-A bass player will be huge for us.
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-Yeah, no doubt.
-No doubt.
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No doubt.
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-Stop. Stop.
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That's enough for today.
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Emily, can I talk to you for a second?
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The song you're playing
is not the song they are playing.
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I'm not sure you're even playing a march.
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We've talked about this.
You have to listen and play.
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It's an orchestra, right?
I know we're in a marching band, but--
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I see you're upset.
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Fuck you!
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Fuck you!
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Fuck! I don't give a fuck
about what I'm playing!
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I don't give a fuck
about what they're playing!
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Fuck you!
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Fuck your shitty band!
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-Fucking bullshit!
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-Too bad she can't play like she throws.
-I don't give a fuck, so fuck you!
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Fuck you!
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-Cunt!
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You can't say that in America.
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That seems pretty metal to me,
but I'm not sure.
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-I'll ask Hunter about it.
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He's been into many things
since I met him,
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but he's stuck with metal
longer than any of them.
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When his mom left in seventh grade,
he decided it was the key to everything.
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If we devote ourselves to metal,
we'll own this school.
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Watch it.
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Everybody will see what we
really are and worship us like gods.
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I'm willing to give it a try.
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Hunter's been my best friend
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ever since he stopped Molly Levine
from pulling out my hair in third grade.
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He always looks out for me.
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Skip Hoffman sucks pig dicks.
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I don't think he was trying to hit me.
I was just in the way.
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-Clay Moss.
-You ready for the game?
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What I'm ready for
is your homecoming after-party, man.
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Yep, my parents are in Geneva.
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So bring the whole school
if you want, man, seriously.
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-Tell whoever. Everybody's invited.
-All right.
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-Peace out, bro.
-Catch you.
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Hey, man.
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What's up?
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Asked your mom about the double bass kit?
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What'd she say?
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She said she doesn't have
a thousand dollars.
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Okay, well, what about
a double bass pedal?
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Won't get the resonance,
but we'll have that attack.
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Yeah, she said
she doesn't have $150 either.
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She's in my speech class.
I think she's English.
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Scottish. I don't know.
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I heard she went apeshit
on the band teacher.
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Yeah.
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That's one messed up chick.
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I've never been to a party.
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I always wondered
what people like this did at them.
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People whose bands
didn't have names like Skullfucker.
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Now I know.
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Here we are…
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in the middle of it all.
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This rules.
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Awesome idea.
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He said everybody's invited.
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How do they do it?
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What are you talking about?
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This is like three chords and they still
can't get it right. They suck.
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Look at the drummer.
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-He's high out of his mind.
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I mean, them, all of them.
How did they just… do this,
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like it's the easiest thing ever?
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Okay, listen to me.
Things are gonna happen for us.
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Someday, all these people
are gonna be like,
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"Holy shit!
Kevin Schlieb and Hunter Sylvester?"
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"I went to high school with those guys."
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"I could've even hung out
with them, maybe."
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But it's gonna be too late,
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'cause we're gonna be too busy hanging out
with the guys from Iron Maiden.
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Great.
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Hunter, it's not that bad, actually,
once you get used to it. Seriously.
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Hunter, seriously,
our band is gonna be so awesome.
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I'm gonna practice like five hours a day.
I'm gonna be better than Ringo Starr.
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-Mmm.
-Hey!
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Whoo! Heavy metal rules!
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I have to go pee.
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-I'll drive you home when you're finished.
-After. After pee-pee.
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What are you staring at?
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You.
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Why?
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Because you're pretty.
Why else do people stare at you?
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People don't stare at me.
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-That's dumb.
-What?
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Why don't they?
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I could give you a million reasons.
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My face is too narrow…
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I am talking to a girl.
I'm not even afraid of her.
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Beer is amazing.
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…and I'm very pale.
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This party was a great idea.
I don't care what Hunter says.
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-And my nose…
-Even he must be having fun right now.
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What's happening, man?
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Hey, he just called you a dipshit.
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-No. No, I--
-What did you call me?
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I didn't say anything to anybody. I swear.
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Yes, you did.
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Really?
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Really.
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That's why they don't stare at me.
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They all stare at her.
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Her? I could've stared at her.
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I-- I don't-- I don't know either of you.
I'm an impartmentege.
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I'm an impart-- impartial judge.
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You're funny.
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-Ow!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Dude, what the fuck?
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Are you good, bruh? You hurt?
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-Here, let me help you.
-No, no. Let me help you.
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Take lessons.
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-You guys suck… bruh.
-Ooh.
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I'm sorry that you feel that way.
Do you play?
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Yeah, I have a band.
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Me and my friend over here. A real band.
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A serious band.
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Not like you fucktards.
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Got it. Um, I guess we'll be seeing you
at the Battle of the Bands then.
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There hasn't been a Battle of the Bands
since Dave Migdall hung brain on stage.
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There is this year.
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Go sign up with Dean Swanson,
but maybe don't say "fucktard,"
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'cause she's
a Special Olympics ambassador.
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All right, guys.
Let's keep this party going!
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Give me your car keys.
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-Come on.
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Mm.
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Hey.
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I was next.
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Hunter, I am busy.
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If you'd like to wait
until I am done with the Merinos--
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I demand you let us compete
in the Battle of the Bands.
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Okay.
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Not letting us play just because
we're a post-death metal band
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would be a complete violation
of our First Amendment rights.
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Your First Amendment rights
as a minor are unclear,
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but I agree it would be wrong
to exclude you.
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So why didn't
anybody tell us about it?
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-I wasn't aware you had a death metal--
-Post-death.
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Thank you, Frank.
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A post-death metal band.
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You're welcome to participate,
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as long as your performance
is appropriate.
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I had to work on her, but we're in.
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Awesome.
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So I guess we should start
looking for a bass player, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
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This is huge for us.
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Battle of the Bands is where
it starts for people. Check it out.
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-Troy Nix.
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Jesus.
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Guitarist and singer of Kiloton,
Battle of the Bands winners 1996.
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They were gods.
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No one in this school
liked heavy music same as now,
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but Kiloton terrorized their way
straight to victory.
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By 1997,
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they were considered the greatest
unsigned metal band in the country.
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They could have been right up there
with Metallica or Pantera,
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but they broke up.
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I think drinking was involved.
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But you and me,
that's not gonna happen to us.
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This is our moment.
Heavy music is gonna rise up.
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We win the Battle of the Bands,
parlay that win into gigs,
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and then those gigs score us a deal.
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Okay. Uh…
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-What kind of deal?
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Cocks. Okay.
I've gotta get all the way to C Hall.
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But, um, meet me after school.
We've got work to do.
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Hail Satan.
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'Sup, Robbie?
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-Hop in.
-Where are we going?
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It doesn't seem metal
to ask if he's got his dad's permission,
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-so I won't.
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But this…
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This definitely seems metal, right?
I mean, I think it does.
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I'm not sure my mom and dad will.
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These drums
are gonna be huge for us.
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He's right.
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-They're huge.
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Shut the fuck up!
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Can I borrow the car?
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If you drop your brother off first.
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Your father will pick him up
between shifts.
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I'm the best at crawl,
and I can tread water the second longest.
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That's good, Earl.
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And I can do the best cannonball,
everybody says.
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What's all this stuff?
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My drums.
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Drums are dumb.
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Yeah.
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I thought you were a clarinet player.
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No. No.
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That was just so
I could do marching band instead of PE.
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I do that too.
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I'm Kevin.
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Emily.
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Um…
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I saw you on the field.
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Yeah, that was my fault.
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I hadn't taken my meds for, like…
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…a week.
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I-- I take Pepcid, so…
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Mm.
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Do you like… heavy metal at all?
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Like Rock of Ages?
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Uh, no.
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More like…
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post-death doom metal?
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I don't know what that is.
252
00:18:31,666 --> 00:18:36,500
And the Slippers of Spider Climbing
go to Malmsteen of Gorgoroth.
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What kind of girlie name
is Malmsteen of Gorgoroth?
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I don't know, Dad. Why don't you ask
one of your real housewives
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while you're shoving water balloons
into their tits?
256
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,458
Plastic surgeon.
257
00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:56,666
I understand Dungeons & Dragons
even less than metal,
258
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:59,208
but it's a chance for us
to hang out with new people,
259
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:01,541
especially ones who play the bass.
260
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:02,458
Malmsteen…
261
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,250
If he joins Skullfucker,
then we're a band, right?
262
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,541
-So we can play Battle of the Bands.
263
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:10,500
If people like us,
maybe they'll ask us to play some parties.
264
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,750
I hope Hunter likes this guy.
265
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:15,000
Sometimes he's not so nice to people
when he's uncomfortable.
266
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,333
Being around his dad makes him--
267
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:19,541
Well, Malmsteen just can't believe
268
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:23,083
that a halfling rogue
would be dumb and ungrateful enough
269
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,625
to try and rip off a half-orc barbarian
270
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:28,916
who just saved him from five ice toads.
271
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,625
But he thinks he'll show mercy.
272
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,666
Until he remembers
that mercy is for the weak.
273
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:39,250
Malmsteen pulls out Hell Slinger,
his +3 great sword…
274
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,166
Hunter.
275
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:43,208
…and he tells Auriac Stormhollow
to shut his glory hole
276
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,250
before he starts his first attack.
277
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:49,625
-Plus ten, that's a hit.
-Hunter, don't be an idiot.
278
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:52,666
He runs the blade
between the thief's ribs.
279
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,333
-Second attack.
280
00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:55,375
Uh-oh!
281
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:56,500
There goes the leg.
282
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,625
And for the final attack…
283
00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:01,250
Oh, shit.
284
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,333
Head over to Dr. Sylvester's
for some post-op implants,
285
00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:07,041
because I just chopped off your dick.
286
00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:12,625
Sure. Sure.
287
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:16,958
You just remember that those implants
are what paid for your guitar,
288
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,583
your incel action figures,
289
00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:22,541
and all your dumbass
Satan-worship T-shirts!
290
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,500
I'm gonna go play tennis!
291
00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:29,916
Did you see my American Express?
292
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,583
Where are you going?
293
00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:38,791
Leaving.
294
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:42,916
This sucks compared to Call of Duty.
Kevin, see you in class.
295
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,958
Hunter, we were going to ask him
to play bass for us.
296
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,291
He says he's pretty good.
297
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,125
It's for the best.
We can never trust a guy like that.
298
00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:59,333
I'm telling you,
she's really good.
299
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,083
We need a bass player.
A metal bass player.
300
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,166
She can be metal.
301
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:05,583
That's the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard.
302
00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:08,500
Why? Why is that the most ridiculous thing
you've ever heard?
303
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:10,333
Because a cello-playing girl
is so non-metal
304
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:13,000
that even thinking about it
is evaporating my balls.
305
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:16,708
A lot of the time, Hunter,
I don't know what you're talking about.
306
00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:18,708
Metal, not metal… Uh…
307
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,458
Maybe I'm just not right for Skullfucker.
308
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,500
Okay, switch places with me.
309
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:42,041
-What?
-Just do it.
310
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:45,333
Slide over.
Open the door, but don't get out.
311
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,208
-Did you get her number?
-Of course I got it.
312
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:51,458
Then, what is it?
313
00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:54,000
I know I said I'd get her number,
but I got her Snapchat.
314
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,666
-Snapchat is actually…
-No! No, no, no, no.
315
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,666
-No, no, no, no.
-It's fine.
316
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,500
-It's the same thing.
-It's not the same thing. You know it.
317
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:02,958
What?
318
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:05,041
Suck it, cunt.
319
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,666
Ow!
320
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,750
Go, go! Fuck!
321
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,333
Go! Fuck! Fuck!
322
00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:12,208
Go, go, go, go, go!
323
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,083
Why? Why did you do that?
324
00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:17,833
Truth to power, bitch! Drive!
325
00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:19,458
Why?
326
00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:31,750
Drive. If he gets close enough,
you're just as fucked as I am.
327
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,958
You slow down, you die. That's metal.
328
00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:37,333
That is a dumb Keanu Reeves movie!
329
00:22:41,208 --> 00:22:42,416
Oh, shit.
330
00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:47,250
Watch out. He'll see you in the mirrors
if he gets close enough.
331
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,291
What am I doing? Oh, God!
332
00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:54,541
You're an asshole.
333
00:23:03,291 --> 00:23:04,833
Okay. We can shake him.
334
00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:06,583
-Turn left on Aspen.
335
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,125
Oh.
336
00:23:17,666 --> 00:23:20,166
-Don't slow down. Keep going straight.
-To where? Where?
337
00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,916
-There!
-I… We will not fit in there!
338
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,125
I know this car!
339
00:23:24,916 --> 00:23:26,458
-Fucking do it!
340
00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:28,166
-Whoo!
341
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,958
-No, no, no!
-Whoo!
342
00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:35,708
Oh, fuck!
343
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:38,208
-Oh, shit.
344
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:39,458
Whoa!
345
00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:41,916
Fuck you! Fuck you!
346
00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:51,791
Dude.
347
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:01,625
I understand now.
348
00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,041
Metal is commitment,
349
00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:06,500
and speaking truth to power,
and sticking it to the man, and speed.
350
00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:08,083
That was fucking awesome.
351
00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:11,083
Metal is taking the wheel.
352
00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:13,666
What's this?
353
00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:17,250
-Homework.
354
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:18,708
Black Sabbath.
355
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,208
Iron Maiden.
356
00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:23,958
Judas Priest.
357
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,333
Metallica.
358
00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:28,125
Anthrax.
359
00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,125
Slayer.
360
00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:30,583
Megadeth.
361
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:31,500
Motörhead.
362
00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:32,875
Guns N' Roses.
363
00:24:32,958 --> 00:24:34,583
Rage Against the Machine.
364
00:24:34,666 --> 00:24:36,041
Pantera.
365
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:38,625
Emperor. Tool. Dio.
366
00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:40,875
Meshuggah. Opeth. Slipknot.
367
00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:42,625
Mastodon. Lamb of God.
368
00:24:42,708 --> 00:24:44,208
This is your history now.
369
00:24:44,708 --> 00:24:46,500
Learn it. Live it.
370
00:24:47,416 --> 00:24:49,000
Do lines of it in the bathroom.
371
00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:54,125
I'll be working on this.
372
00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:56,000
It's the solo to "Machinery."
373
00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,250
It fucking shreds.
374
00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:01,250
-I had these made up.
375
00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:03,666
For luck.
376
00:25:06,833 --> 00:25:08,416
I'll get to work on this, then.
377
00:25:19,791 --> 00:25:20,958
Cocks.
378
00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:25,333
Fuck me, okay.
379
00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:42,541
Ah!
380
00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:45,666
Fuck.
381
00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:21,041
Hey. Um…
382
00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:23,666
Hi.
383
00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:29,750
Man, she's amazing.
384
00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,916
Maybe Hunter'll change his mind about her
when I tell him how much she shreds.
385
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,500
…enunciation and projection.
386
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:42,041
These are two of the most important tools
in your communications toolbox.
387
00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:47,500
Enunciation is the way we shape
the sounds that come out of our mouths.
388
00:30:49,291 --> 00:30:50,333
Uh…
389
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,875
Dean Swanson
wants to see Hunter Sylvester.
390
00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:32,375
They only got
suspended two weeks.
391
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:35,250
Swanson wanted a month,
but their ass-rapist coach intervened.
392
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,000
Yeah, still, they're gone.
393
00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:38,833
They can't come back
to campus or anything.
394
00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:40,916
But when they come back,
they'll totally ass-rape me
395
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,750
for getting them suspended
in the first place.
396
00:31:42,833 --> 00:31:44,708
Getting them suspended? It's their fault.
397
00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:45,833
They defaced your hair.
398
00:31:45,916 --> 00:31:47,416
I flicked him in the chops first.
399
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,458
Okay, well, at Clay Moss's party,
400
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,666
they pushed you into the speaker
in front of everybody.
401
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:52,625
They started it.
402
00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:56,375
Yeah, I don't think
your average suburban Nazi shitbag
403
00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:57,458
is gonna see it that way.
404
00:32:03,833 --> 00:32:04,666
How is it?
405
00:32:07,291 --> 00:32:09,125
It's cool. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah.
406
00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:10,041
Yeah.
407
00:32:10,541 --> 00:32:14,000
Yeah, I kind of look like Jason Newsted
from Metallica, the bass player.
408
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,333
Hmm.
409
00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:17,791
Oh, right, the one who got fired.
410
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,458
It's more Viking than Newsted.
411
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,416
Yeah, like the school mascot.
412
00:32:25,416 --> 00:32:27,375
No. No, not like the school mascot.
413
00:32:27,458 --> 00:32:29,416
Less like the school mascot
than anything on Earth.
414
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,333
More like a baby's dick
than the school mascot.
415
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:34,375
If a baby's dick grew its own baby dick,
then my hair would be more like--
416
00:33:53,083 --> 00:33:55,583
Sorry I'm so late.
Glad you guys are still here.
417
00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:57,583
No… No problem.
418
00:33:57,666 --> 00:33:59,166
No, yeah, not at all.
419
00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:01,541
Uh… Yeah. Um, so…
420
00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,083
Um…
421
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:04,791
What do you know?
422
00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:08,083
Well, how about you guys start playing
and I'll work my way in.
423
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,333
Cool.
424
00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:12,625
Um…
425
00:34:13,791 --> 00:34:15,500
How far have you gone in the… the thing--
426
00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:18,541
Yeah. I… I got through Metallica,
Judas Priest.
427
00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:21,666
I'm in the middle of Slayer right now
and I'm having a little bit of trouble--
428
00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,916
Okay. Okay. Let's try, uh…
429
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:26,958
Let's try "For Whom the Bell Tolls."
Okay? You got it, Kev?
430
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,000
Yeah, okay.
431
00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:33,041
One, two, three, four. One, two.
432
00:35:03,041 --> 00:35:05,000
Yeah. Okay, cool. All right, man.
433
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:08,833
Let's…
434
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:12,125
That was cool.
Le-- Um, let's try playing the song.
435
00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:13,291
Let's try playing the song,
436
00:35:13,375 --> 00:35:15,291
and we can see
how we vibe together as a band,
437
00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:20,000
and then we'll work on
all the stage-show elements later.
438
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:22,083
Right. Cool.
439
00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:27,208
-Two, three, four.
440
00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:50,500
I just--
441
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:54,583
Um, I'm, like, kind of getting confused,
'cause I just don't know what else to do.
442
00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:57,541
Dude, you can play,
or you can be wasted,
443
00:35:57,625 --> 00:35:59,541
but you can't play wasted.
It's not working out.
444
00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:02,000
We don't need a bass player
to beat those stooges.
445
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,708
Just keep it us two.
446
00:36:04,291 --> 00:36:07,541
Okay. Like, uh… White Stripes.
447
00:36:07,625 --> 00:36:10,416
Weak. No, here, check this out.
448
00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,541
It's just two guys.
449
00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:19,375
It means that we wouldn't have to split
our contest winnings three ways…
450
00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:22,166
Something to consider.
451
00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:57,916
That's mean.
452
00:36:59,125 --> 00:37:00,000
Yeah, it is.
453
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,083
It doesn't feel
like a good time to tell Hunter
454
00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:08,083
that I don't wanna be in a band
that sounds like people being tortured.
455
00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:12,166
But I think it's time for him to seriously
consider the only good option we have.
456
00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:13,666
No, it's a great option.
457
00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:16,625
It is time to speak truth to power.
458
00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:20,583
We have, like, two weeks,
and she can learn everything in two days.
459
00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:22,375
It's nothing personal, Emily.
460
00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:25,916
It's just you're not consistent
with the image we're trying to project…
461
00:37:27,541 --> 00:37:28,916
like I told Kevin.
462
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:31,791
Is it because she's a girl?
463
00:37:32,666 --> 00:37:33,625
No.
464
00:37:33,708 --> 00:37:37,000
Well… what about Joan Jett?
465
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:39,083
Doesn't she rock?
466
00:37:39,708 --> 00:37:41,750
Um, the-- What about The Runaways?
467
00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:42,875
That's Joan Jett.
468
00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:46,291
-Okay. Well, there's Lita Ford.
-That's The Runaways.
469
00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:47,458
And there's, um…
470
00:37:47,541 --> 00:37:49,541
There's, uh… What's her-- Um…
471
00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:51,791
-Kevin.
-Uh, what-- what's…
472
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:53,541
-What's the one with the song…
-Kevin.
473
00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:55,625
Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.
474
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:56,916
Kevin, we are a metal band.
475
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,666
We are not an indie metal band.
We are not an alt-metal band.
476
00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:02,083
We are not a sort of metal band.
We are a metal band.
477
00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:05,541
And for us to have a cello player
instead of a bass player
478
00:38:05,625 --> 00:38:06,916
would be completely gay.
479
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,083
-Uh…
480
00:38:24,708 --> 00:38:26,625
You've gotta take all that in context.
481
00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:28,416
Gay?
482
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:31,333
Gay? Our band is called Skullfucker.
483
00:38:31,416 --> 00:38:32,791
Skullfucker.
484
00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,958
You named it that to impress girls?
485
00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:37,416
We're gonna die virgins
in a band called Skullfucker.
486
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,458
What I meant was, we're not--
487
00:38:43,541 --> 00:38:45,500
Oh, come on. Like she didn't know.
488
00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:00,416
Hello?
489
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,000
-Hey. It's Kevin.
-Oh.
490
00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:04,458
Hey.
491
00:39:06,375 --> 00:39:09,916
Uh, hey, I… wanted to apologize
492
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,083
again for Hunter being so rude, and…
493
00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:16,250
-That stuff he said. He--
It's okay.
494
00:39:17,208 --> 00:39:18,541
I'm one too.
495
00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:20,291
Hm?
496
00:39:20,875 --> 00:39:22,416
A virgin.
497
00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:24,625
I know, it's a shocker.
498
00:39:25,208 --> 00:39:26,458
Oh, um… Uh, no,
499
00:39:26,541 --> 00:39:31,458
I was talking about that stuff
he said about girl cello players
500
00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:33,125
in a metal band being gay.
501
00:39:33,208 --> 00:39:34,708
Right. Sorry. Eh…
502
00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:36,833
First of all,
that's a totally messed up thing to say.
503
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,041
Well, maybe he's right.
504
00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:41,375
No, he's not, and…you're not.
505
00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:42,375
Not what?
506
00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:45,958
Are we talking gayness,
or heavy metal, or virginity?
507
00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:47,875
Uh, um…
508
00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:50,416
All of them, I think. Uh…
509
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:53,041
They seem related.
510
00:39:54,416 --> 00:39:56,416
You are, right?
511
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:58,000
Gay? I don't think so.
512
00:39:58,083 --> 00:39:59,833
I guess there's sort of a spectrum.
513
00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:00,750
A virgin.
514
00:40:03,625 --> 00:40:04,625
Oh, um…
515
00:40:06,541 --> 00:40:08,083
Yes, definitely.
516
00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:10,583
Hm…
517
00:40:10,666 --> 00:40:14,458
Do… you want to?
518
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:16,583
To…
519
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,500
Do you want to not be?
520
00:40:24,916 --> 00:40:26,125
I, uh…
521
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:29,083
Y-- yes.
522
00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:31,291
Uh, um… Uh, do you?
523
00:40:31,958 --> 00:40:34,958
-You know where Temple Solel is?
-On Cleavy? Yeah.
524
00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:37,625
Will you meet me
in the car park in a half hour?
525
00:40:37,708 --> 00:40:39,708
Oh, and can you bring thingies?
526
00:40:41,791 --> 00:40:42,875
For your thingy?
527
00:40:47,125 --> 00:40:48,333
Hey, Mom. Uh…
528
00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:50,875
-I need the car.
-Okay.
529
00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:54,833
Well, your father should be back
from the shop around 8:00.
530
00:40:54,916 --> 00:40:56,875
-And then we--
-Mom, I need the car.
531
00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:03,750
Fucking…
532
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:20,666
-I know. I know.
533
00:42:20,750 --> 00:42:22,625
-We said 6:15.
534
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:24,791
It is now 8:00.
535
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:27,000
-Well, something came up.
-What?
536
00:42:27,583 --> 00:42:28,750
What came up?
537
00:42:33,541 --> 00:42:34,375
Nothing.
538
00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:36,541
I thought it was something.
You said it was something.
539
00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:39,125
Well, I was wrong. It was nothing.
540
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:43,625
I can imagine something
being more important than a band practice.
541
00:42:44,375 --> 00:42:45,791
Actually, I can't.
542
00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:49,291
But I definitely can't see how nothing
could be more important, Kevin.
543
00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:51,583
Well, nothing
is more important.
544
00:42:51,666 --> 00:42:54,291
Or nothing isn't more important.
545
00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:55,208
What I mean--
546
00:42:55,291 --> 00:42:57,375
I don't need Abbott and Costello
from you, okay?
547
00:42:57,458 --> 00:42:59,541
I need a drummer. A real drummer.
548
00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:02,708
Metal is commitment, Kevin.
549
00:43:02,791 --> 00:43:04,708
It's dedication, sacrifice,
550
00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:07,208
mortification of the flesh
and all that shit.
551
00:43:07,291 --> 00:43:08,291
It's serious.
552
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:09,666
And if you're not gonna be,
553
00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:12,583
if you'll be all "girls with cello,
showing up whenever I feel like it,"
554
00:43:12,666 --> 00:43:13,916
then this isn't gonna work.
555
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,750
And we won't win the Battle of the Bands,
556
00:43:15,833 --> 00:43:18,750
and then you're gonna be a loser
for the rest of your life.
557
00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,166
Hey.
558
00:43:56,958 --> 00:43:57,791
Hey!
559
00:43:58,375 --> 00:43:59,958
-Hey!
-Oh, hey.
560
00:44:02,791 --> 00:44:03,750
Hi.
561
00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:05,458
Where did you learn how to play?
562
00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:06,541
Uh…
563
00:44:06,625 --> 00:44:07,458
I don't know.
564
00:44:07,541 --> 00:44:10,791
My friend just gave me these songs,
and I practiced them.
565
00:44:11,666 --> 00:44:14,041
I'm not, you know,
a real drummer or anything.
566
00:44:14,125 --> 00:44:15,583
Are you fucking high?
567
00:44:16,083 --> 00:44:17,458
That was intense.
568
00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:20,041
Yeah?
569
00:44:20,666 --> 00:44:22,000
Have you got a minute?
570
00:44:34,041 --> 00:44:37,916
Are they all like this? Just pretty much
the same beat all the way through?
571
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,083
-Yeah.
-Pretty much.
572
00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:43,708
Please, Kevin. I promised my sister,
and she's so psyched to have us play.
573
00:44:43,791 --> 00:44:46,500
But Ray's not getting out of rehab
for another month,
574
00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:49,291
and we're tired of playing
with a wasted drummer.
575
00:44:49,375 --> 00:44:51,166
-Yeah, man.
- Fuck that dummy.
576
00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:52,708
I would like to,
577
00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:55,750
but it's like I said,
I'm in this band with Hunter,
578
00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:58,958
and Battle of the Bands
is really important to him.
579
00:44:59,041 --> 00:45:02,250
-Lots of guys are in two bands.
-Eric Clapton was in, like, 60 bands.
580
00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:03,916
And I heard you play, man.
581
00:45:04,458 --> 00:45:06,666
You could learn our songs in ten minutes.
582
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,625
Don't even worry
about the Battle of the Bands for now,
583
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,083
just my sister's wedding.
584
00:45:14,416 --> 00:45:16,583
-Let me think about it.
-I feel you.
585
00:45:17,083 --> 00:45:18,791
But the wedding's this weekend,
586
00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:21,250
so don't think too long.
587
00:45:30,291 --> 00:45:31,791
-Fuck.
588
00:45:31,875 --> 00:45:32,708
You blinked.
589
00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:34,791
-I blunk.
-You blunk.
590
00:45:36,791 --> 00:45:37,875
Three out of five?
591
00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:41,625
I'm pretty sure
you're better at staring than me.
592
00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:42,583
Mm-hmm.
593
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,250
Those your meds?
594
00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:49,833
Mm-hmm.
595
00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:52,166
My happy pills.
596
00:45:55,083 --> 00:45:57,333
-Don't you need more?
597
00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:58,250
Mm-mm.
598
00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:07,666
Lay on top of me.
599
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:23,833
Not yet.
600
00:46:26,291 --> 00:46:27,291
Let's just, um,
601
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:29,500
lie like this.
602
00:46:30,666 --> 00:46:31,500
I like it.
603
00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:35,875
Makes me feel… smooshed.
604
00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:43,791
On the field, when I first saw you…
605
00:46:44,291 --> 00:46:45,125
Yeah.
606
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:49,416
…did it feel… good to
607
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:52,166
throw stuff and yell at people?
608
00:46:56,875 --> 00:46:57,708
No.
609
00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:04,541
Feels good to not want to throw stuff
and yell at people.
610
00:47:08,416 --> 00:47:09,666
You're my happy pill.
611
00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:18,333
Mm.
612
00:47:26,583 --> 00:47:27,833
It's only a wedding.
613
00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:31,958
Look, you've got to understand something,
Kevin. We don't fit in.
614
00:47:32,041 --> 00:47:35,208
You can try as hard as you want.
You can get yourself a girlfriend,
615
00:47:35,291 --> 00:47:36,875
or whatever, but you still won't fit in.
616
00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:40,291
She doesn't fit in either.
Why can't we all not fit in together?
617
00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:42,833
We're not talking about that now.
I don't even wanna go there.
618
00:47:42,916 --> 00:47:44,500
We're talking about you being a traitor--
619
00:47:44,583 --> 00:47:45,708
Maybe I wanna talk about it.
620
00:47:45,791 --> 00:47:48,750
I'm the founding member of Skullfucker,
and I say no Yokos.
621
00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:49,958
You said "fuck."
622
00:47:50,041 --> 00:47:51,875
We are both founding members
of Skullfucker.
623
00:47:51,958 --> 00:47:53,500
-Don't!
-I am way more founding.
624
00:47:53,583 --> 00:47:55,916
I write songs, buy equipment,
designed our Facebook page--
625
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,041
Oh, fuck our Facebook page!
626
00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,375
I'm the founding member of Skullfucker,
and I say no Yokos!
627
00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:01,000
-No more fuck!
-Shut up!
628
00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:02,291
End of conversation.
629
00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:05,208
No, you-- No. You can't just declare
end of conversation.
630
00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:06,458
You don't have that authority.
631
00:48:10,541 --> 00:48:11,875
Fine, end of conversation.
632
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,333
And that is how you knit a sweater.
633
00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:23,583
Very good, Andrea.
634
00:48:24,083 --> 00:48:27,750
Did you hear
how she enunciated and projected?
635
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:30,041
Get her all the way in the back, right?
636
00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:32,375
And now, Hunter.
637
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:38,750
"Death closes all
638
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,916
But something ere the end
639
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,666
Some work of noble note
640
00:48:44,750 --> 00:48:45,916
May yet be done
641
00:48:47,416 --> 00:48:50,791
Not unbecoming men that strove with gods."
642
00:48:54,791 --> 00:48:55,875
Tennyson's "Ulysses."
643
00:48:55,958 --> 00:48:57,875
You might know it from your English class.
644
00:49:00,125 --> 00:49:01,791
This speech is about metal.
645
00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:12,708
Metal is about what "Ulysses" was about.
646
00:49:12,791 --> 00:49:14,750
Striving with gods.
647
00:49:14,833 --> 00:49:17,750
Striking out for unknown territory.
648
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:21,000
The people that crossed the Bering Strait
12,000 years ago?
649
00:49:25,791 --> 00:49:26,625
Metal.
650
00:49:27,250 --> 00:49:29,250
That Kon-Tiki guy?
651
00:49:34,041 --> 00:49:34,875
Metal.
652
00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:38,166
The people on the Mayflower…
653
00:49:38,666 --> 00:49:41,041
…would've been metal
if it weren't for all the Jesus crap.
654
00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:43,333
And Ulysses, what did he do?
655
00:49:43,416 --> 00:49:44,250
Huh?
656
00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:48,125
Read Dante. He'll tell you.
657
00:49:49,208 --> 00:49:52,708
Ulysses got together
the baddest ass crew he could find,
658
00:49:52,791 --> 00:49:55,958
and then he sailed off
beyond the Pillars of Hercules,
659
00:49:56,041 --> 00:49:58,250
and then he was drowned,
660
00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:02,500
and pulled right down to hell.
661
00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:11,541
Eighth circle.
662
00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:14,208
What is more metal than that?
663
00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:16,291
Only the ninth circle.
664
00:50:18,208 --> 00:50:22,875
So… achieving your dreams
with fellow badasses,
665
00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:25,375
going to hell if you have to…
666
00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:28,125
Oh, that sounds great, right?
667
00:50:29,208 --> 00:50:31,458
But it wasn't so easy for Ulysses.
668
00:50:33,041 --> 00:50:34,166
See, he had, um…
669
00:50:35,791 --> 00:50:36,750
He had Penelope,
670
00:50:38,208 --> 00:50:41,166
Mrs. Ulysses, keeping him down.
671
00:50:43,375 --> 00:50:45,041
"Stay home."
672
00:50:45,666 --> 00:50:46,708
"Be king."
673
00:50:47,916 --> 00:50:50,541
"Go to work every day."
674
00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:56,000
He wasted decades of his life
on that shit.
675
00:50:56,083 --> 00:50:57,416
-Hunter.
676
00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:59,250
-Stop it.
677
00:50:59,333 --> 00:51:02,833
But one day, Ulysses decided
he was finished with his woman.
678
00:51:02,916 --> 00:51:04,416
Hunter, that's enough!
679
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:05,875
It was inevitable.
680
00:51:05,958 --> 00:51:09,291
Sooner or later, the metal inside him
was bound to rise up…
681
00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:12,333
…and crush
whatever stood in its path!
682
00:51:12,416 --> 00:51:14,625
-Fucker! Fucking cunt!
-You're fucking crazy!
683
00:51:14,708 --> 00:51:16,916
I'll fucking-- I will fucking kill you!
684
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,041
-Don't you ever come near me again!
-Ow!
685
00:51:20,291 --> 00:51:22,208
-Not the guitar!
686
00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:27,375
That was inappropriate,
bordering on inexcusable.
687
00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:28,666
I completely agree.
688
00:51:28,750 --> 00:51:30,000
I'm talking about you.
689
00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:31,916
Wait, what?
690
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,458
Is that what you've learned
from your interactions
691
00:51:34,541 --> 00:51:36,958
with the vicious morons like Skip Hoffman?
692
00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:39,583
How to torment people weaker than you?
693
00:51:39,666 --> 00:51:41,791
Look, I've got
some personal issues with her--
694
00:51:41,875 --> 00:51:45,625
I could give a shit about
your personal issues with that poor girl.
695
00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:49,666
You're going to write down
exactly what you did.
696
00:51:50,250 --> 00:51:52,375
If Miss Johnson corroborates your account,
697
00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:55,625
I'll include it in the disciplinary notice
I'll send to your father.
698
00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:59,000
If she doesn't, I will suspend you.
699
00:52:26,250 --> 00:52:27,833
Your friend's a massive dick.
700
00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,208
What the fuck?
701
00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:38,916
The fuck you doing?
702
00:52:39,416 --> 00:52:44,583
You are afraid of everybody,
and instead of showing it like I do,
703
00:52:44,666 --> 00:52:48,041
you treat everybody like shit
and you make them hate you.
704
00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:50,708
Great. They leave you alone,
they leave me alone.
705
00:52:50,791 --> 00:52:53,458
Both of us are alone.
Mission accomplished.
706
00:52:53,541 --> 00:52:54,875
-No, no, no--
-No, shut up.
707
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:57,833
You need me a lot more than I need you.
708
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:02,250
Without me,
all of your dumb fantasies disappear.
709
00:53:02,833 --> 00:53:05,333
But without you,
I might actually live a real life.
710
00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:10,333
You… You can't.
711
00:53:10,416 --> 00:53:11,291
You can't.
712
00:53:14,875 --> 00:53:16,083
We're Skullfucker.
713
00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:28,041
Fine. Fine. Go enjoy
your new fucking wacko girlfriend
714
00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:30,375
and your new---
and your new shitty band and--
715
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:32,583
And Rock of Ages!
716
00:53:33,541 --> 00:53:34,500
It's my fault.
717
00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:37,208
It's Hunter's fault. He's a massive dick.
718
00:53:37,291 --> 00:53:38,875
But I never would've lost it like that
719
00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:42,000
-if I hadn't stopped taking my meds.
-It was not your fault! Wh--
720
00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:48,916
No, don't…
721
00:53:51,958 --> 00:53:53,625
-I'm not mad.
722
00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:58,583
You didn't do anything wrong.
There's nothing wrong with you.
723
00:53:58,666 --> 00:53:59,708
Yeah, there is.
724
00:54:00,291 --> 00:54:03,708
The concentration of serotonin
in my synapses is too low.
725
00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:09,375
Okay, but there's something more wrong
with everyone else.
726
00:54:10,958 --> 00:54:14,083
You have a right to be mad,
especially at Hunter.
727
00:54:14,166 --> 00:54:16,625
Why am I like this?
728
00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:21,583
Everybody else
didn't make me like this.
729
00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:25,208
Hunter didn't make me like this.
730
00:54:25,708 --> 00:54:27,916
-My parents love me.
731
00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:30,833
They try as hard as they can.
732
00:54:33,041 --> 00:54:34,708
Nah, not their fault.
733
00:54:35,541 --> 00:54:37,041
You're not anybody's fault.
734
00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:38,208
Huh.
735
00:54:38,291 --> 00:54:39,333
You're not…
736
00:54:41,666 --> 00:54:42,500
a fault.
737
00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:43,416
You--
738
00:54:49,291 --> 00:54:52,708
There may be something…
wrong with you, but…
739
00:54:56,416 --> 00:54:57,375
you're perfect.
740
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:21,750
You ever get angry?
741
00:55:22,916 --> 00:55:23,875
Sometimes.
742
00:55:29,416 --> 00:55:30,250
I get it.
743
00:55:30,958 --> 00:55:33,791
Sometimes… also sad.
744
00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:40,791
You know why?
745
00:55:41,958 --> 00:55:43,000
I don't know.
746
00:55:44,916 --> 00:55:47,541
It's because people treat you
like you're invisible.
747
00:55:49,416 --> 00:55:51,250
Like you're not even there.
748
00:55:51,333 --> 00:55:52,500
Like you're nothing.
749
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,500
But you're more than that.
You're better than that.
750
00:55:56,583 --> 00:55:58,791
You're not nothing. You're something.
751
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,166
You're somebody.
752
00:56:02,166 --> 00:56:03,041
I'm Robbie.
753
00:56:04,416 --> 00:56:05,583
Fuck yeah, you are.
754
00:56:14,958 --> 00:56:16,750
We're done taking shit, you and me.
755
00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:20,958
Take off the costume, Krusty the Clown.
756
00:57:21,041 --> 00:57:24,375
We gotta talk about this, uh, "What I did
at school today" essay right here.
757
00:57:24,458 --> 00:57:27,625
Sorry, you're just a little late
with the whole parenting thing.
758
00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:29,833
Get back inside!
759
00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:31,625
Go bang another nurse!
760
00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:39,833
Fuck.
761
00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:03,916
This is private property.
762
00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:06,500
My drummer's in there.
763
00:59:07,041 --> 00:59:08,208
I'm going in.
764
00:59:08,291 --> 00:59:10,333
No, you ain't. Get the hell out of here.
765
00:59:11,041 --> 00:59:12,375
Who are you
766
00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:14,875
to stop a man
767
00:59:15,541 --> 00:59:17,708
who strives with gods?
768
00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:32,291
That was great, brother.
Really great.
769
00:59:32,375 --> 00:59:33,708
Yeah, it was fun.
770
00:59:33,791 --> 00:59:37,000
You killed that shit. We never sounded
anything like that before.
771
00:59:37,083 --> 00:59:38,958
I want you to know, man, if…
772
00:59:39,458 --> 00:59:41,541
If you wanna play with us
at the Battle of the Bands,
773
00:59:41,625 --> 00:59:43,041
we would love to have you.
774
00:59:43,875 --> 00:59:45,416
Or even if you don't.
775
00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:48,708
I mean, if you just wanna hang,
it's… It's all good.
776
00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:50,291
Thanks.
777
00:59:50,958 --> 00:59:53,125
Yeah, I might take you up
on both of those.
778
00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:55,083
Respect.
779
00:59:57,625 --> 00:59:59,125
Wanna come hang with the other dudes?
780
00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,375
Yeah. Yes.
781
01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:02,416
Let me just finish up here.
782
01:00:14,958 --> 01:00:16,458
You're lucky they didn't press charges.
783
01:00:16,541 --> 01:00:18,125
I want my stuff back.
784
01:00:18,208 --> 01:00:21,208
Weapons confiscated from a minor
at the time of an arrest
785
01:00:21,291 --> 01:00:23,250
shall be considered forfeit
to the township.
786
01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:30,416
This is the last straw. No, wait.
787
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:31,708
No.
788
01:00:31,791 --> 01:00:34,166
This is the last straw.
789
01:00:35,625 --> 01:00:37,708
Mm? Right there.
790
01:00:44,333 --> 01:00:46,458
-What are you gonna do?
791
01:00:56,833 --> 01:00:57,666
Listen, look.
792
01:00:57,750 --> 01:01:00,333
-The Battle of the Bands is on Friday--
-Not for you it ain't!
793
01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:10,500
Let's go.
794
01:01:11,583 --> 01:01:13,083
-Go, go, go.
795
01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:21,541
Hey!
796
01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:24,333
Drummer boy!
797
01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:27,958
I…
798
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:31,166
I don't have a bathing suit.
799
01:01:50,458 --> 01:01:53,291
Every time I see you, you are wasted.
800
01:01:53,375 --> 01:01:54,208
Yeah.
801
01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:56,833
Hey, let me try your glasses.
802
01:02:03,166 --> 01:02:04,208
I like these.
803
01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:07,791
I saw Timothée Chalamet
wearing glasses like this on Insta once.
804
01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:09,791
I like Call Me by Your Name.
805
01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:11,500
It's so sweet, right?
806
01:02:11,583 --> 01:02:13,500
He's so hot in that.
807
01:02:13,583 --> 01:02:16,250
My cousin in Santa Barbara
totally fucked him.
808
01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:23,375
You're staring at me again.
809
01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:24,291
Uh…
810
01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:26,500
I can't even see you.
811
01:02:26,583 --> 01:02:29,250
Hmm. Yeah.
Well, I don't even know your name.
812
01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:30,833
It's Kevin.
813
01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:33,208
Kendall.
814
01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:45,541
See me now?
815
01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:54,958
Yo, dude.
What, are you waiting for a tutorial?
816
01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:59,833
Come on, man. What about Emily?
They've got a real relationship.
817
01:02:59,916 --> 01:03:02,208
One built on trust and emotional honesty.
818
01:03:02,291 --> 01:03:05,666
And this? I mean, come on, dude.
What's really going on here?
819
01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:08,750
Hold on, Tom. Kendall's a person too.
820
01:03:08,833 --> 01:03:11,750
She likes Kevin.
She's making her desires known.
821
01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:13,750
There's absolutely nothing wrong
with that.
822
01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:17,000
Yeah, maybe, but Emily's really loyal.
This would ruin her.
823
01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:18,833
Back in the day, we all got up to stuff.
824
01:03:18,916 --> 01:03:21,208
He's only a drummer.
He should have what he wants.
825
01:03:21,291 --> 01:03:23,250
If he's in that hot tub,
he'll have what he gets.
826
01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,541
A year ago,
I didn't know who these guys were.
827
01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:27,416
But now, after a bottle of champagne,
828
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:29,166
they're all making
some really good points.
829
01:03:29,250 --> 01:03:30,208
Oy.
830
01:03:31,208 --> 01:03:32,083
Oy!
831
01:03:32,666 --> 01:03:34,333
You found someone who loves you.
832
01:03:35,083 --> 01:03:36,125
Do you love her back?
833
01:03:36,958 --> 01:03:38,000
Uh-huh.
834
01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:40,083
Then, don't be an asshole, Kevin.
835
01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:45,708
I'm sorry.
836
01:03:46,458 --> 01:03:47,458
I have to go.
837
01:03:49,291 --> 01:03:50,541
I have a girlfriend.
838
01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:59,041
Thank you,
Rob Halford of Judas Priest.
839
01:04:00,541 --> 01:04:02,875
You don't turn your back
on the people who love you.
840
01:04:13,833 --> 01:04:14,958
I'm gonna get this.
841
01:04:16,708 --> 01:04:17,666
You don't have to.
842
01:04:17,750 --> 01:04:18,791
I want to.
843
01:04:26,666 --> 01:04:28,666
Oh. Here it is.
844
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:35,500
I've been looking for this
for, like, forever.
845
01:04:36,875 --> 01:04:38,583
-I should have it.
-What?
846
01:04:40,041 --> 01:04:41,833
-I found it.
-What? Give me that.
847
01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:48,250
You wouldn't even know
about Lamb of God if it wasn't for me?
848
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:54,416
Cunt.
849
01:05:43,791 --> 01:05:45,625
Listen, I've got to get out
of here immediately.
850
01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:46,750
I've got this important--
851
01:05:46,833 --> 01:05:49,708
We are doing
a preliminary eval on you, right?
852
01:05:49,791 --> 01:05:52,083
Let's get started.
853
01:05:52,166 --> 01:05:53,250
I'm Dr. Nix.
854
01:06:00,041 --> 01:06:01,208
Troy Nix?
855
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:02,125
Yeah.
856
01:06:04,041 --> 01:06:05,333
The Troy Nix?
857
01:06:07,666 --> 01:06:08,625
From Kiloton?
858
01:06:11,125 --> 01:06:12,583
Yeah, that's right.
859
01:06:15,291 --> 01:06:17,916
Dude. Dude, you guys were gods.
860
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:21,375
-I-- I go to Glenwood Lake High, man.
-I see that.
861
01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:23,333
Hmm. My condolences.
862
01:06:24,666 --> 01:06:27,000
-So you're a doctor now?
-Yeah.
863
01:06:28,666 --> 01:06:30,041
Was an alcoholic.
864
01:06:30,125 --> 01:06:33,333
Place like this saved me
from a slow fucking suicide,
865
01:06:33,416 --> 01:06:35,416
so I went back to school, got my Psy D.
866
01:06:36,125 --> 01:06:38,458
Give something back, that kind of shit.
867
01:06:39,166 --> 01:06:40,333
What happened to Kiloton?
868
01:06:41,291 --> 01:06:42,625
My bandmates happened.
869
01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:47,125
They wouldn't practice,
wouldn't learn the songs.
870
01:06:47,208 --> 01:06:49,333
-So that's why you broke up?
-That was part of it.
871
01:06:49,416 --> 01:06:51,750
But mostly it was because
those guys were fuck-holes.
872
01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:53,625
They wouldn't go an inch
out of their own way
873
01:06:53,708 --> 01:06:55,083
for anybody but themselves.
874
01:06:56,416 --> 01:07:00,125
Look, if you're gonna record with people,
you're gonna tour with people,
875
01:07:00,208 --> 01:07:03,083
you're gonna spend all day, every day,
with them for years,
876
01:07:03,166 --> 01:07:05,125
you sure as shit
better like hanging out with them.
877
01:07:05,208 --> 01:07:07,166
Otherwise, your life is gonna suck.
878
01:07:07,250 --> 01:07:09,791
Then you're gonna start drinking
to forget how bad your life sucks,
879
01:07:09,875 --> 01:07:11,041
and before you know it…
880
01:07:14,416 --> 01:07:15,333
You a drinker?
881
01:07:17,083 --> 01:07:18,166
No.
882
01:07:18,250 --> 01:07:19,458
Drugs? Weed?
883
01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:21,333
-Coke?
-No.
884
01:07:21,416 --> 01:07:22,250
-Meth?
-No.
885
01:07:22,333 --> 01:07:24,083
-H?
-No.
886
01:07:24,166 --> 01:07:25,250
-Acid?
-No.
887
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:26,541
-Molly?
-No.
888
01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:28,375
-You vaping?
-No.
889
01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:29,625
-Self-harm?
-No.
890
01:07:29,708 --> 01:07:31,666
-Sleep too much?
-No.
891
01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:33,166
-Too little?
-No.
892
01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:34,541
Suicidal ideation?
893
01:07:34,625 --> 01:07:36,541
-Did you destroy any property?
894
01:07:37,625 --> 01:07:38,916
Not that they know about.
895
01:07:40,083 --> 01:07:40,958
What, then?
896
01:07:43,958 --> 01:07:45,791
Just fucking metal, man.
897
01:07:51,541 --> 01:07:54,791
I get this kind of shit all the time.
Okay, come on.
898
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:57,416
Up. Let's go.
899
01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:03,208
Yo, hold up.
900
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:05,041
Where are you going?
901
01:08:05,125 --> 01:08:06,291
You're fine, dude.
902
01:08:07,583 --> 01:08:08,666
Now, this motherfucker…
903
01:08:09,833 --> 01:08:10,708
Hey.
904
01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:13,833
He's a mess.
He and I have a lot of work to do.
905
01:08:13,916 --> 01:08:17,958
Which is why I can't babysit your ass just
because you like brutal fucking music.
906
01:08:18,041 --> 01:08:20,000
I'm recommending you for discharge.
907
01:08:20,083 --> 01:08:23,208
The board will follow my recommendations.
They always do.
908
01:08:23,291 --> 01:08:26,333
-I scare the shit out of them.
-Thank you, man. Thank you.
909
01:08:26,416 --> 01:08:29,500
No problem.
We will have you out of here by Monday.
910
01:08:30,250 --> 01:08:31,375
Monday? Why Monday?
911
01:08:31,958 --> 01:08:33,958
They review recommendations
over the weekend.
912
01:08:34,666 --> 01:08:37,416
Okay. Um, is there any way
we could get that review done tonight?
913
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:38,500
Nah, no way in hell.
914
01:08:38,583 --> 01:08:41,958
They're already driving home
in their Jaguars listening to Sting. Why?
915
01:08:42,041 --> 01:08:46,416
The Battle of the Bands is tomorrow,
and my band is totally poised to win.
916
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,208
Okay, look, check it out.
917
01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:49,208
Hmm.
918
01:08:51,291 --> 01:08:52,291
Skullfucker.
919
01:08:52,958 --> 01:08:53,791
Nice.
920
01:08:54,916 --> 01:08:57,083
Fucking Battle of the motherfucking Bands.
921
01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:05,666
Sorry.
922
01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:07,875
Anyway, give you another year to practice.
923
01:09:09,166 --> 01:09:10,500
See you around, bitch.
924
01:09:22,666 --> 01:09:24,333
Nah. Thank you, man.
925
01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:27,708
Hey, Clay.
926
01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:31,208
Yeah, are we going to practice before?
927
01:09:33,291 --> 01:09:36,166
No? Okay. No. We don't need to. It's fine.
928
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,875
Yeah, I'll see you
at 7:00 at the cafeteria.
929
01:09:40,958 --> 01:09:43,500
-All right. Thanks, Clay.
930
01:10:10,041 --> 01:10:12,583
It's Hunter. I'm not here. Deal.
931
01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:13,916
Fuck.
932
01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:24,458
Who the fuck calls on a landline?
933
01:10:25,875 --> 01:10:26,916
Hello?
934
01:10:28,708 --> 01:10:30,375
Oh, hey, Kevin. Uh…
935
01:10:30,458 --> 01:10:33,708
No, Hunter isn't here right now.
936
01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:37,208
He-- He what?
937
01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:38,833
So where is he?
938
01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:46,541
I feel like this is his way
of begging me to come back to the band.
939
01:10:46,625 --> 01:10:48,208
He doesn't belong in there.
940
01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:50,541
Maybe he does.
941
01:10:50,625 --> 01:10:53,916
There's definitely something wrong
with him. He's shitty to everyone.
942
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,541
Even you.
You're supposed to be his best friend.
943
01:11:02,708 --> 01:11:05,250
You said it yourself, he's a massive dick.
944
01:11:06,250 --> 01:11:09,333
I would have never understood what
a massive dick he is if it wasn't for you.
945
01:11:10,041 --> 01:11:12,166
And I wouldn't have met you
if it wasn't for metal,
946
01:11:12,250 --> 01:11:16,583
and I wouldn't have thought about metal
for five seconds if it wasn't for Hunter.
947
01:11:17,291 --> 01:11:18,416
So you owe him?
948
01:11:20,416 --> 01:11:21,458
He's my best friend.
949
01:11:22,291 --> 01:11:23,750
I gotta get him out of there.
950
01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:29,250
Will you come with me?
951
01:11:30,541 --> 01:11:34,000
Wait, so first you tell me
that I should hate him,
952
01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,666
and now you want me to help him?
953
01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:39,750
Uh, you'd sort of be helping me help him.
954
01:11:42,291 --> 01:11:43,375
It's okay. It's okay.
955
01:11:43,458 --> 01:11:46,208
No, I can't!
Not after what he did.
956
01:11:46,291 --> 01:11:48,666
You don't have to. It's okay. I mean it.
957
01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:51,250
Okay?
958
01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:54,666
Okay.
959
01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:57,416
I have to go.
960
01:12:38,125 --> 01:12:39,125
Can I help you?
961
01:12:39,208 --> 01:12:41,708
Yeah. Yeah, I… I hope so.
962
01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:45,291
My best friend,
he's-- he's got problems. He's a, uh…
963
01:12:46,416 --> 01:12:47,416
A sniffer.
964
01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:48,625
Gasoline?
965
01:12:48,708 --> 01:12:51,500
-Turpentine, butane, propane?
-Yep, yep, yep, all those.
966
01:12:51,583 --> 01:12:54,458
He mixes them,
and his parents don't know what to do,
967
01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:58,208
so I wanted to get them a brochure.
968
01:12:58,291 --> 01:13:01,000
You're a good friend.
They're right back there.
969
01:13:03,750 --> 01:13:05,666
Wait right here. I'll get some more.
970
01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:20,333
You four have outdone yourselves
yet again.
971
01:13:20,416 --> 01:13:22,291
It definitely looks like a party in here.
972
01:13:22,375 --> 01:13:23,708
Thank you.
973
01:13:23,791 --> 01:13:26,416
Now, before you tell us
which dessert you're taking,
974
01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:27,416
why don't you--
975
01:13:29,750 --> 01:13:30,875
Where's the remote?
976
01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:38,583
All right, you two,
which dessert are you choosing?
977
01:13:38,666 --> 01:13:41,208
-We are choosing…
978
01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:46,708
-Come on.
979
01:13:46,791 --> 01:13:48,166
Are you serious?
980
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:52,833
Kevin.
981
01:13:52,916 --> 01:13:54,541
Shh. Come on.
982
01:13:54,625 --> 01:13:56,750
Look, man, I gotta tell you, I'm just--
983
01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:59,083
-I, uh…
-Tell me later. Please. Come on.
984
01:14:02,041 --> 01:14:05,333
You know Ray.
He's the drummer from Mollycoddle.
985
01:14:05,416 --> 01:14:06,958
Anyway, he's a good guy.
986
01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:08,583
Bring him.
987
01:14:09,166 --> 01:14:11,750
You do know we have to bring you back
after Battle of the Bands?
988
01:14:12,333 --> 01:14:13,208
That's cool.
989
01:14:13,708 --> 01:14:17,000
Can't deal on the outside.
I don't have the coping mechanisms.
990
01:14:17,083 --> 01:14:18,500
Okay, wait. How are we getting out?
991
01:14:24,708 --> 01:14:26,833
-Okay.
-Right, come on.
992
01:14:26,916 --> 01:14:28,375
Move out, please.
993
01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:36,250
-Let's go. Come on.
-No running.
994
01:14:36,333 --> 01:14:37,583
Outside.
995
01:14:53,958 --> 01:14:54,958
You!
996
01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:01,125
Fuck. Fuck.
997
01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:50,666
This thing… it's fucking useless.
998
01:15:51,416 --> 01:15:54,208
You'll never get clean articulation
at high speeds with a pick this thin.
999
01:15:59,791 --> 01:16:00,833
Here.
1000
01:16:02,583 --> 01:16:03,416
Try this one.
1001
01:16:07,041 --> 01:16:07,875
Thank you.
1002
01:16:08,375 --> 01:16:09,833
-This your car?
-Yeah.
1003
01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:11,625
It's a real piece of shit.
1004
01:16:23,208 --> 01:16:24,958
You deserve a better best friend.
1005
01:16:26,125 --> 01:16:28,541
Yeah, probably, but you're the one I got.
1006
01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:34,125
I'm sorry, Kevin.
1007
01:16:36,458 --> 01:16:37,583
Don't say it to me.
1008
01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:17,083
You nearly cracked my fucking skull, dude.
1009
01:17:18,041 --> 01:17:20,250
And you put a really large dent
in my guitar.
1010
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:24,208
Your behavior has been violent
and unpredictable.
1011
01:17:28,958 --> 01:17:30,833
You are metal beyond reproach.
1012
01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:39,250
So will you please, please, please,
1013
01:17:40,333 --> 01:17:41,666
please accept my apology
1014
01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:45,250
and come crack some fucking skulls with us
at the Battle of the Bands?
1015
01:17:56,791 --> 01:17:57,833
I--
1016
01:17:57,916 --> 01:17:58,750
I can't.
1017
01:18:00,083 --> 01:18:01,166
Emily.
1018
01:18:02,041 --> 01:18:02,916
I'm not ready.
1019
01:18:06,041 --> 01:18:06,958
Oh, God.
1020
01:18:33,666 --> 01:18:36,000
Mollycoddle, you guys are up next.
1021
01:18:41,250 --> 01:18:42,083
Dude.
1022
01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:45,333
-Dude?
-I'm sorry.
1023
01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:48,541
You guys have been great,
and I'd love to play with you again, but…
1024
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:52,208
I can only be in one band.
1025
01:18:54,416 --> 01:18:55,458
I brought you your drummer.
1026
01:18:57,083 --> 01:18:58,208
Is he wasted?
1027
01:19:01,416 --> 01:19:02,416
I feel you, man.
1028
01:19:03,041 --> 01:19:03,875
It's all good.
1029
01:19:05,541 --> 01:19:06,583
Hey, brother.
1030
01:19:07,166 --> 01:19:10,541
I've been meaning to apologize
for what happened at my party.
1031
01:19:10,625 --> 01:19:12,416
Yeah, and I apologize
1032
01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:16,041
for the whole… wedding thing.
1033
01:19:17,250 --> 01:19:18,708
-That was--
-That was weird.
1034
01:19:18,791 --> 01:19:22,291
Yup, and I'm sorry
about the things I said about your band.
1035
01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:23,875
You guys are good…
1036
01:19:25,875 --> 01:19:27,041
at what you do.
1037
01:19:27,958 --> 01:19:29,708
So may the best band win.
1038
01:19:31,958 --> 01:19:34,125
So you guys like a duo?
1039
01:19:35,958 --> 01:19:37,375
Yeah, it looks that way.
1040
01:19:37,875 --> 01:19:39,625
Like the White Stripes?
1041
01:19:41,166 --> 01:19:43,708
Yeah, like the White Stripes.
1042
01:19:43,791 --> 01:19:44,625
Nice.
1043
01:19:45,750 --> 01:19:47,333
You're lucky to have this guy, man.
1044
01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:50,500
Yeah, I am.
1045
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,083
-Yo. Suspension's over, bitch.
-Hey.
1046
01:20:27,166 --> 01:20:28,375
Welcome back, big man.
1047
01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:31,458
-I got a bottle of Jack in the new truck.
-Let's go!
1048
01:20:32,041 --> 01:20:35,291
Thank you, Glenwood Lake.
GLHS is lit!
1049
01:20:35,375 --> 01:20:37,375
-I love you!
-Nix was right about this pick.
1050
01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:39,958
I can do this.
We're gonna crush this shit.
1051
01:20:40,041 --> 01:20:40,875
But I don't know.
1052
01:20:40,958 --> 01:20:43,791
How will it sound with nothing
on the bottom, no chords, no riff?
1053
01:20:44,583 --> 01:20:46,333
No, it-- it'll be like, uh…
1054
01:20:46,833 --> 01:20:48,000
Like jazz…
1055
01:20:48,791 --> 01:20:49,625
…ish.
1056
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:25,875
Now I'm ready.
1057
01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:27,500
-Dude.
1058
01:21:30,666 --> 01:21:31,708
Let's do this shit.
1059
01:21:32,916 --> 01:21:35,416
One, two, three…
1060
01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:36,750
Skullfucker!
1061
01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:41,041
Nope. That is not appropriate.
It's got to go.
1062
01:21:41,125 --> 01:21:43,166
-No, it can't go.
1063
01:21:43,250 --> 01:21:44,500
It is painted on the heads.
1064
01:21:44,583 --> 01:21:46,916
Well, I can't let you
bring those in there, so…
1065
01:21:53,666 --> 01:21:55,041
-Wha--
1066
01:21:55,833 --> 01:21:56,666
Oy.
1067
01:21:58,541 --> 01:22:02,166
-Eli, I need a favor.
-Of course, Emily. What do you need?
1068
01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:04,125
I need to get into the art room.
1069
01:22:06,625 --> 01:22:10,458
Ladies and gentlemen,
a round of applause for Skullflower.
1070
01:22:32,083 --> 01:22:35,500
This is a little song… about…
1071
01:22:36,208 --> 01:22:41,416
…the machinery of torment!
1072
01:23:54,833 --> 01:23:57,875
Hey, isn't that Hunter Sylvester
and Kevin Schlieb?
1073
01:23:58,375 --> 01:24:01,041
And what's-her-name,
the-- the shitty clarinetist.
1074
01:24:01,125 --> 01:24:03,416
Could've been in a band with those guys.
1075
01:24:14,791 --> 01:24:16,083
This blows.
1076
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:28,833
Dude.
1077
01:24:29,916 --> 01:24:30,958
-No.
1078
01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:44,333
Woo-woo.
1079
01:24:44,416 --> 01:24:46,583
Yeah! Metal! Woo!
1080
01:26:56,500 --> 01:26:57,708
-Ah!
1081
01:27:06,083 --> 01:27:07,791
-Oh, shit.
1082
01:27:09,750 --> 01:27:11,416
Oh, shit. Oh…
1083
01:27:18,416 --> 01:27:20,583
Call an ambulance. Someone call 911.
1084
01:27:20,666 --> 01:27:22,875
Hunter, don't look at your leg, okay?
1085
01:27:37,833 --> 01:27:39,041
My toes are so numb.
1086
01:27:39,916 --> 01:27:42,125
Gotta wiggle them.
Come on, little fuckers.
1087
01:27:55,958 --> 01:27:58,958
This fucking bow is fucked.
1088
01:27:59,041 --> 01:28:00,583
-Ow, dude.
1089
01:28:00,666 --> 01:28:02,500
-Dude.
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.
1090
01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:06,625
Ah! That's better.
1091
01:28:23,708 --> 01:28:26,208
Congratulations.
1092
01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:27,791
Bronze medalists.
1093
01:28:27,875 --> 01:28:30,458
Silver medalists. We came in second.
1094
01:28:30,958 --> 01:28:34,458
Oh, hey, uh,
looks like you're going viral.
1095
01:28:37,458 --> 01:28:40,291
Well… at least I didn't get arrested.
1096
01:28:41,291 --> 01:28:42,166
So,
1097
01:28:43,416 --> 01:28:44,500
progress?
1098
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:46,083
Well,
1099
01:28:47,208 --> 01:28:48,708
no bad publicity, right?
1100
01:28:52,708 --> 01:28:54,916
All right, well,
1101
01:28:56,166 --> 01:28:57,083
I got a date.
1102
01:28:57,166 --> 01:28:59,375
Yeah, she's a pediatrician.
1103
01:29:00,041 --> 01:29:01,791
Big tits. Natural.
1104
01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:03,666
Not a client.
1105
01:29:08,958 --> 01:29:10,500
I can't believe we lost.
1106
01:29:15,041 --> 01:29:16,666
It's fine. It's cool.
1107
01:29:17,333 --> 01:29:20,583
They're nice guys. The people have spoken.
This is what they want.
1108
01:29:21,500 --> 01:29:23,291
-No, fuck 'em.
1109
01:29:23,375 --> 01:29:25,000
Fuck 'em, every single one.
1110
01:29:25,083 --> 01:29:27,208
Who are people gonna remember? Us.
1111
01:29:27,291 --> 01:29:29,125
That is us right there, headlining.
1112
01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:31,875
-We were good.
-No, we were fucking great.
1113
01:29:31,958 --> 01:29:34,291
You smashed that intro, dude.
1114
01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:37,208
Yes, she did. That was some Yo-Yo Ma shit.
1115
01:29:37,291 --> 01:29:39,458
-And your solo…
-Holy fuck, that was unreal.
1116
01:29:39,541 --> 01:29:41,500
But what about this motherfucker?
1117
01:29:41,583 --> 01:29:44,791
Oh, my man slapped them in their faces
with his double bass dick.
1118
01:29:47,666 --> 01:29:49,750
Yes. Uh, yes, I did.
1119
01:29:50,708 --> 01:29:52,500
-You know what?
1120
01:29:52,583 --> 01:29:55,708
Let them have their fads.
Fads come and go.
1121
01:29:55,791 --> 01:29:56,875
But not us.
1122
01:29:57,416 --> 01:29:58,250
We're forever.
1123
01:29:58,333 --> 01:30:00,833
Now it starts for us.
Now people know our name.
1124
01:30:01,958 --> 01:30:03,333
We're Skullflower.
1125
01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:05,416
Skullflower!
1126
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:07,083
Fuck, we rip.