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（降脂通絡軟膠囊）

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（消痛貼膏）

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（老劉）

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外婆

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外婆

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外婆

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外婆

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外婆

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外婆

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熙熙

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妳怎麼回事啊妳？

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妳耍老子是吧？

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老子天天給妳打電話

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天天給妳發微信

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妳電話不接，微信不回

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妳想幹什麼啊妳？

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熙熙

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不好意思啊，我剛才說話有點衝

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我就是太想妳了，妳說…

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說

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不行啊

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還是你來吧

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她硬了

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三哥，你這個腦殼剃得可以

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老子像你爸爸腦殼

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你怎麼回事？

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老子是你爸爸

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熱水

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毛巾

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不要碰我外婆

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-別碰我外婆
-妳幹什麼？

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別碰我外婆

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別碰

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別碰我外婆

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放老子下來

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別碰我外婆

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-我演講的題目是
-不要碰我外婆

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-放老子下來
-《我愛我的家》

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小武，看著你妹妹

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放老子出去

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寬腳穿鞋走大路

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平安走過奈何橋

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-上午10點，青田殯儀館春暉廳
-升天堂，歸正位

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-保佑兒女多富貴
-劉總要過來

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提前過去找好車位

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你媽媽也真是的

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非挑這個時候走

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真是越忙越添亂

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能不能明天再發喪？

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我想多留我媽一天

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今天去北京的機票是退不了了

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我就不去了

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你說不去就不去了？

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我警告你啊

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這可是兒子一輩子的人生大事

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就是再多停幾天

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老娘也是走了

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正好

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我們就多陪一會老娘，好不好？

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站住

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我記得你老娘
手上有個祖傳的金戒指呀

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妳什麼意思？

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死人的東西也偷

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你不怕遭報應

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-妳什麼意思？
-我偷什麼東西啊？

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-妳不要亂講話
-我幹嘛偷妳東西？

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我們沒有偷

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你們怎麼證明自己沒偷東西？

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妳看，是不是沒有偷？

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戒指那麼小

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我怎麼知道你們藏到哪裡了？

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妳搜老子

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妳搜老子

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-搜啊
-流氓

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妳別跑

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沒有抓到現行

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不能瞎說

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他是三哥，剛從監獄裡放出來

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你們幾個嘴上的褲腰帶鬆了是吧？

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老子給你們緊一下

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老三

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火葬場的車來了，出殯嗎？

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老子不幹了

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帳都沒結

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媽

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一路走好

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起

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妳外婆在那個大箱子裡

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媽

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她要被拉到火葬場

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燒成灰

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埋到墳裡

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胡說，老子撕爛你的嘴

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她死了，妳再也見不到她了

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你再說

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慢點啊

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-別跑
-妳慢點

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老三

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又送走一個？

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老子早晚把你也送走

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接著

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菸不錯，下次給包整的

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能不能把車停遠一點？

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積點德

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老子停自己家門口，關妳屁事啊？

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你一個搞喪葬的

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把車停在我們婚慶店門口

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我們還怎麼做生意啊？

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小胖，過來

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死人用的，進去洗手

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是啊

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聽你媽媽的話，拿開水燙一下

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要不然手要爛掉

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你也進去漱口

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你給老子快點把車停遠一點

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老子就不

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你是誰的老子啊？

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吃桃，老爺子，吃桃

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日子讓你過成漿糊了

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這一年你算是糊弄過來了

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我遵守諾言

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店是你的了

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（不動產權證書）

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這一行，有能耐的看不上

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沒能耐的幹不了

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這兩本半工作筆記

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是你爺爺我

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還有你二哥親手寫的

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把它要繼承下去

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每發送一個人

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總結一下

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我是要定期檢查的

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好，爸爸

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我知道了

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給你爺爺和二哥磕頭

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大姐

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沒那個必要吧？

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讓你磕就磕，快點

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爺爺，孫子給您磕頭了

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二哥就算了

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我根本就沒見過他

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你給我放下

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我替他磕

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我給爺爺磕一個

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我給二哥也磕一個

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磕完了

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拿著身分證，過戶去

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過戶的事情明天再說

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怎麼走？

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我有照片

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就從這邊

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從這邊走

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記住了吧？

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-就是那邊
-謝謝阿姨

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開門

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（停業整頓）

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開門

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開門

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老子聽到妳手機鈴聲了

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開門

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你來幹什麼？

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妳怎麼停業了？

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我不是給你發訊息了嗎？

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都分了

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妳要再不開門

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老子把妳店給妳砸了，妳信不信？

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我爸的房子我弄到手了

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你出去

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你家裡房子跟我有什麼關係呢？

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妳不是一直想
加盟一家大的母嬰店嗎？

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老子幫妳弄

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老子都等兩個多月了，妳知道嗎？

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-憋死老子
-滾

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妳去洗吧

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老六

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三妹來了

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剛換好的床單

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被你搞得稀爛

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你個…

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老子…

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老六起來

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老婆

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是他先動的手

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你鬆手

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起來

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我懷孕了

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我懷孕了

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他的

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老子當時是為了妳
跟他打架進的監獄

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我就想結個婚、生個孩子

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有個家、有個依靠，不行嗎？

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妳憑什麼覺得老子給不了妳家

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-你拿什麼給？
-給不了妳依靠？

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我根本看不到你成熟的樣子

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更看不到你當爹的樣子

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兄弟

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這個錢

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你拿著

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當我們對你的補償

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就是你

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最後碰我外婆的就是你

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你把我外婆送哪去了？

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有毛病吧？

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-你把我外婆送哪去了？
-好啦…

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-送哪去了？把我外婆送哪去了？
-送火葬場去了，送哪裡去了？

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你沒童年呀，你這個人

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火葬場就是老子的童年

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-你還我外婆
-沒事…

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-放開老子
-老子現在煩得很，你趕緊把她送走

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-還我外婆
-已經通知家長了，馬上就來接了

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-放開老子
-我給妳看動畫片，好不好？

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-要不我給妳買個冰激凌吃好不好？
-不好意思

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添麻煩了

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真是可以，讓小朋友到處亂跑

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是…小文，走

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我不

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-跟我走嘛
-我不

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-我不
-幹什麼？

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-小文
-我不回去

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走吧，回去嘛

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我不回去

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過分了啊，走

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-小文
-我不走

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-小文
-我不回去

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-回去
-我不回去

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-我不回去
-走嘛，回去

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-妳外婆在屋子裡，妳自己進去找她
-我不回去

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外婆

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哪來妳的外婆？

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放開老子

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放開老子

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妳鬆口

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-鬆口
-我要打妳了

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-鬆口…
-鬆口…

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-走嘛
-放老子下來

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-妳屬狗的吧妳？
-你個混蛋，還我外婆

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放開老子

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我讓你放開老子

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房產證到手了吧？

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你把房兌給我

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我們兩家合併一起幹婚慶

244
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,666
你還是做你的老闆

245
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,041
給你15%的股份

246
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:06,416
你別煩老子行不行？

247
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,125
你們家要改改門風啊

248
00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:09,458
總做這個殯葬行業

249
00:14:09,541 --> 00:14:10,625
風水不好

250
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:12,333
你老爸中年喪子

251
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,541
你姐守了半輩子寡

252
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:15,625
你再看看你

253
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:17,500
30好幾了

254
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:18,583
找個女朋友

255
00:14:18,666 --> 00:14:20,750
還不一定能娶到你家裡頭

256
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,458
-你有病吧你？
-你…

257
00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:24,791
-滾…
-跟你談合作

258
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,333
三哥送你上天堂

259
00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:28,250
不如三哥送你入洞房

260
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,875
-放心，過幾天還要來的
-我等你們來

261
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,625
好…慢走

262
00:14:31,708 --> 00:14:33,833
-謝謝老闆，再見
-你們要的婚紗給你們留著

263
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,958
-好走
-小胖，我們吃西瓜了

264
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:41,000
（大胖婚慶鮮花）

265
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,791
天要下雨，娘要嫁人

266
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,125
你們考慮一下改行吧

267
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,958
這種日子老子過不下去了

268
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,875
老子要換個活法

269
00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:52,291
老三，我知道你心裡有坎

270
00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:53,208
你說出來

271
00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:54,500
我們幫你開解一下

272
00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:56,750
老子有什麼坎啊？

273
00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:59,416
不就是讓人冤枉過你偷東西嗎？

274
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,125
不就是你女朋友給你戴綠帽子了嗎？

275
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:03,583
不就是給你戴綠帽子那個比你有錢

276
00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:04,666
比你混得好嗎？

277
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,208
不就是別人說你是吃死人飯的嗎？

278
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:08,791
不就是覺得自己坐過牢

279
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,583
老覺得自己低人一等嗎？

280
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,125
你們這是開解老子還是噁心老子？

281
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:15,000
老子現在就把招牌摘了

282
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,166
歸根結底，你就是心態有問題

283
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,000
誰以前是乾乾淨淨的？

284
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,875
我原來當小偷的

285
00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:24,458
她原來當小販的

286
00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:26,208
你要是噁心，真的，大家不用活了

287
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,541
那老子去死行了吧？

288
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,416
你去死了，你解決得了問題嗎你？

289
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,958
你為什麼活得這麼難受？

290
00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:33,375
因為你自己都瞧不起你自己

291
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,875
-你瞧不起你自己，誰瞧得起你？
-你跟老子吵什麼？

292
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,083
給我起來

293
00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,083
你給老子起來

294
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:42,750
給老子起來

295
00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:44,416
還我外婆

296
00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:55,958
{\an8}-放開老子…
-快點出來

297
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:57,416
-出來，給老子出來
-放開老子

298
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,208
-妳走不走？走嘛
-我不回去

299
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,250
我沒有時間陪妳玩了

300
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,333
咬老子

301
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:08,583
小文

302
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:11,750
舅舅帶妳到北京玩一圈，好不好？

303
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:13,500
我哪也不去

304
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:14,833
我要找我外婆

305
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:17,125
妳外婆已經…

306
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,458
到底怎麼樣了？

307
00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:24,250
再不走就趕不上飛機了

308
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:25,625
我知道

309
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:27,958
-她不出來，我有什麼辦法？
-我跟你講啊

310
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,125
要是耽誤我兒子的事情，我跟你沒完

311
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:32,500
-快點
-妳別喊了，我想辦法

312
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,416
師傅，你把後備箱開一下

313
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,125
兄弟，你看這樣行不行？

314
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,875
這個孩子幫我看三天，好不好？

315
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:46,500
-堅決不行的啊
-添麻煩了嘛

316
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:49,125
怎麼就堅決不行呢？

317
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,541
老子說不行就不行

318
00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:53,208
這是壽衣店又不是孤兒院

319
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:55,958
你這個人不光沒童年
你還沒同情心呢你

320
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:58,208
你到底走不走啊？

321
00:16:58,291 --> 00:16:59,583
來了…

322
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:02,083
-看看人家家裡面多著急
-拜託了…

323
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:03,541
小文，妳聽話

324
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,750
-快點，快一點啦
-放心吧，放心

325
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:07,708
慢走啊

326
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:11,875
你有毛病吧你？

327
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:15,666
你跟錢有仇是嗎？

328
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,250
出來吧，不趕妳走了

329
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:19,541
來

330
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:22,583
這小哪吒你搞得了？

331
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:25,875
快出來吧

332
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:27,750
洗個熱水澡，別感冒了

333
00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:31,250
一個小屁孩看三天
有什麼搞不了的呀？

334
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,625
還我外婆

335
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:44,708
吃

336
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:53,125
沒有蒜嗎？

337
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,125
什麼？

338
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,291
外婆說

339
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,833
“吃麵不吃蒜，香味少一半”

340
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,291
幾天沒吃飯了？

341
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,250
妳爸媽都不管妳啊？

342
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,666
我沒爸媽

343
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,833
那妳怎麼找到這個地方來的？

344
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:20,333
我拍了照

345
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:22,208
我給人家看

346
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:24,291
人家就告訴我怎麼走

347
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,583
外婆說

348
00:18:25,666 --> 00:18:27,625
“路都長在鼻子下面”

349
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,291
我們玩個遊戲，好吧？

350
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:32,708
-捉迷藏
-我不玩

351
00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:34,708
那外婆平時跟妳玩什麼呀？

352
00:18:34,791 --> 00:18:36,041
打麻將

353
00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:40,583
來吧

354
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:43,500
打多大的？

355
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,416
妳外婆的戒指是妳偷的？

356
00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:53,625
我沒偷，是外婆給我的

357
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,708
不能讓舅舅知道

358
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,541
收起來

359
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:02,458
小孩子玩什麼錢？

360
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:12,333
四條

361
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:13,583
碰

362
00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:15,500
東風

363
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:20,000
一局麻將要打到天亮嗎？

364
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:26,958
胡了

365
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,166
清一色一條龍

366
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:31,416
捉五魁

367
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:33,833
再來…

368
00:19:33,916 --> 00:19:35,333
外婆說

369
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:37,875
“見好就收”

370
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:41,500
睡覺

371
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,583
妳拉的是羊尿嗎？

372
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:16,625
這麼大的味道

373
00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:18,375
要尿尿去廁所

374
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:19,333
洗手間

375
00:20:19,416 --> 00:20:20,500
茅廁

376
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,750
妳外婆教了妳這麼多東西
妳不會這都不知道吧？

377
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:26,166
深更半夜的，你跟個小屁孩吼什麼？

378
00:20:26,791 --> 00:20:28,916
老子早就不尿床了

379
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,833
你家廁所我不敢去

380
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:32,708
廁所有什麼好怕的？

381
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:42,875
沒事的

382
00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:44,916
這都是紙糊的

383
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,750
跟妳手上那個醜老虎一樣

384
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:47,750
假的

385
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,875
它有名字

386
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,166
叫豆角

387
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,791
是外婆做的

388
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,208
它們也有名字

389
00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:56,291
男的叫…

390
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,625
叫黃瓜，女的叫茄子

391
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,583
不用怕，都一樣

392
00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:02,416
睡覺，我們睡覺

393
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,625
睏了

394
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:06,541
睡覺覺…

395
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:08,375
睡覺

396
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,583
老子睡哪裡？

397
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:37,500
-喂？
-三丫頭

398
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,791
我和爸爸在過戶大廳等你啊

399
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,666
你帶上房產證過來吧

400
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,875
您這房產證重要訊息都被洗掉了

401
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,208
真沒辦法幫您過戶

402
00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:09,166
那補辦一個需要幾天時間？

403
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:11,250
您得先去做遺失聲明公告

404
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,208
最少要一個月左右吧

405
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,041
你們也太教條了吧？

406
00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:19,500
爸爸給兒子過戶，用得著這麼難嗎？

407
00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:21,583
一個月你都等不了？

408
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,375
腦子裡又打什麼鬼主意呢？

409
00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:27,041
-別生氣…
-我能打什麼主意啊？

410
00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:29,458
喂？你又跑醫院幹嘛去了？

411
00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:31,416
我跟你說得很清楚了吧？

412
00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:33,583
關張了，不幹了

413
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:35,666
你別跟老子唱反調行不行啊？

414
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:38,583
-我看是你跟老子唱反調
-爸爸

415
00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:40,791
幹什麼啊你？戳死我了

416
00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,500
房子給你是要做生意的

417
00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,166
你敢給老子關張了，我饒不了你

418
00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:46,708
靠

419
00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,083
三丫頭

420
00:22:48,666 --> 00:22:50,500
老子盯著你呢

421
00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:07,375
我外婆呢？

422
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,625
說好了的

423
00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:15,458
睡醒了就帶我去找外婆

424
00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:16,750
騙人

425
00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:23,625
我們是那個…

426
00:23:23,708 --> 00:23:25,291
-我先來等的
-那個…

427
00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:27,166
節哀順變

428
00:23:29,916 --> 00:23:32,833
我女兒還沒有嚥氣的時候
你們就在門口等著

429
00:23:32,916 --> 00:23:34,333
醫生剛宣布死亡

430
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,250
你們馬上像狗一樣撲上來

431
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:37,875
你們沒有孩子嗎？

432
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,416
積點德吧

433
00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:45,500
是個小姑娘嗎？

434
00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:48,791
病一年多了

435
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:50,750
好像心衰走的吧

436
00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:55,875
-喂？
-老頭子真生氣了

437
00:23:55,958 --> 00:23:56,791
我跟你說

438
00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:59,000
-想要房子就多幹點正經事
-不是

439
00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:01,000
我又不是故意的

440
00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:03,458
我外婆呢？

441
00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:07,458
妳別煩老子行不行？

442
00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:16,958
妳要是聽老子的話

443
00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:19,000
老子就帶妳去找外婆

444
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,416
聽到沒有？

445
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,875
你們有完沒完？

446
00:24:47,875 --> 00:24:48,833
哥

447
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,916
借一步說話方不方便呢？

448
00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:59,791
我剛才看到你在走廊上發脾氣

449
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:03,916
我特別能理解你現在的心情

450
00:25:04,541 --> 00:25:06,000
但是小孩的後事

451
00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:09,000
必須得有人幫你辦呢

452
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:13,750
這屋裡不能再有人垮掉了

453
00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:19,000
這是我女兒

454
00:25:19,541 --> 00:25:21,375
我老婆嫌我窮

455
00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:24,250
跟一個開母嬰店的人跑了

456
00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:26,958
只能帶著我女兒一起出來工作

457
00:25:27,041 --> 00:25:29,083
你如果信得過我的話

458
00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,375
就把女兒的後事交給我來辦

459
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:33,333
這單我不為掙錢

460
00:25:33,416 --> 00:25:35,625
我只為了給我女兒積點德

461
00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:50,250
明天一早就火化了，所以特別著急

462
00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:53,166
-那就交給你了啊
-好

463
00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:56,291
-等一下
-幹什麼？

464
00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:59,000
給我老爸把這個合同拍過去

465
00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:01,125
先穩住他再說

466
00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:10,000
（青田殯儀館）

467
00:26:13,916 --> 00:26:15,333
（青田殯儀館）

468
00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:17,250
走…

469
00:26:26,958 --> 00:26:28,708
閉嘴，別動

470
00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:29,916
記住了

471
00:26:52,625 --> 00:26:55,166
妳外婆在那個大箱子裡

472
00:26:55,250 --> 00:26:56,916
她要被拉到火葬場

473
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,291
燒成灰

474
00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:12,333
一路走好，願天堂沒有病痛

475
00:27:12,416 --> 00:27:16,750
請全體人員於靈前行三鞠躬禮

476
00:27:16,833 --> 00:27:18,541
一鞠躬

477
00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:20,000
二鞠躬

478
00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:21,458
請起

479
00:27:22,791 --> 00:27:24,083
我外婆呢？

480
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:26,208
我外婆就在這個大箱子裡面

481
00:27:26,291 --> 00:27:28,666
-你們這怎麼進來一個小孩？
-不是你家的小孩嗎？

482
00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:31,000
你們是不是把我外婆也燒了？

483
00:27:31,625 --> 00:27:33,166
-出去…
-還我外婆

484
00:27:33,791 --> 00:27:35,166
還我外婆

485
00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:38,708
還我外婆

486
00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:42,250
還我外婆

487
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,250
我外婆呢？外婆在哪裡？

488
00:27:45,333 --> 00:27:46,458
還我外婆

489
00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:55,333
還我外婆

490
00:27:59,916 --> 00:28:01,708
可以…

491
00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:02,666
領導放心

492
00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:04,125
一定照辦

493
00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:07,125
你們兩個回頭…

494
00:28:10,375 --> 00:28:12,958
回頭把罰款交一下

495
00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:16,291
你們兩個把孩子帶到這個地方

496
00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:18,458
又大鬧人家的葬禮

497
00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:20,875
那個小姑娘我根本就不認識

498
00:28:20,958 --> 00:28:22,541
朋友家的小孩

499
00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:25,250
那你倆對得起人家這個朋友嗎？

500
00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:27,458
你對得起你爸嗎？

501
00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:29,708
你對得起你姐姐…

502
00:28:30,958 --> 00:28:32,250
你姐姐她怎麼樣？

503
00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:34,375
你別提她行不行？

504
00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:36,208
你倆都離婚了，你還提她幹嘛？

505
00:28:36,291 --> 00:28:37,583
還不都是為了你

506
00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:39,625
你不交罰款

507
00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:42,291
你的車進不了殯儀館

508
00:28:42,833 --> 00:28:44,083
幹嘛呀？

509
00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:46,416
（服務接待中心）

510
00:28:47,416 --> 00:28:49,416
妳是上天專門派來毀老子的是嗎？

511
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:51,166
妳是不是覺得老子還不夠倒楣啊？

512
00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:54,375
好，戳…戳死老子

513
00:28:54,458 --> 00:28:55,875
反正老子也不想活了，妳戳啊

514
00:28:57,166 --> 00:29:01,416
我以為外婆在那個大盒子裡

515
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,833
外婆

516
00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:05,750
天天外婆

517
00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:06,875
來，下來

518
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:10,291
妳看見沒有？

519
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:11,375
妳看到那個煙囪沒有？

520
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:13,041
妳外婆被燒了，變成煙了

521
00:29:13,125 --> 00:29:15,083
飄到天上去了，不見了，消失了

522
00:29:15,166 --> 00:29:16,125
以後再也看不到她了

523
00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:17,458
妳明不明白？

524
00:29:17,541 --> 00:29:18,666
懂不懂？

525
00:29:41,541 --> 00:29:43,958
外婆

526
00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:49,958
外婆

527
00:29:55,875 --> 00:29:57,375
外婆沒有消失

528
00:29:57,458 --> 00:30:00,125
她就是去了另外一個世界了

529
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,875
外婆被燒成煙了

530
00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:07,541
燒成煙

531
00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:09,083
也沒有消失啊

532
00:30:09,666 --> 00:30:11,416
飄到天上去了

533
00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:13,666
是吧？

534
00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:17,000
是吧？

535
00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:23,250
對

536
00:30:23,791 --> 00:30:25,750
飄到天上變成…

537
00:30:26,541 --> 00:30:27,750
變成星星了

538
00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:29,625
變成星星了

539
00:30:29,708 --> 00:30:30,916
三哥

540
00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:34,125
你要的貨可搞定了

541
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,375
都是按照你的要求訂製的

542
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:38,458
你看，這都是現刻的

543
00:30:38,541 --> 00:30:39,708
可以，謝謝啊

544
00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:40,708
走了啊

545
00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:44,541
這個小女孩也要被燒成煙嗎？

546
00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:46,916
對

547
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,166
她跟外婆一樣

548
00:30:49,250 --> 00:30:51,458
也要變成星星了

549
00:31:21,416 --> 00:31:23,750
小文，妳又跑到哪去了？

550
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:31,333
小文，藕燉排骨我已經給妳做好了

551
00:31:34,541 --> 00:31:35,958
快點回來啊

552
00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:37,583
路上要慢點啊

553
00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:42,333
妳在外邊玩，記得多喝水啊

554
00:31:42,416 --> 00:31:44,125
站在陰涼的地方

555
00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:46,458
女孩子要是讓太陽晒黑了

556
00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:48,375
就不好看了

557
00:31:49,625 --> 00:31:53,666
丫丫，給妳帶了點西瓜
妳趕快回來吃啊

558
00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:57,583
小文，今天過生日了

559
00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,958
不要在外邊玩得太久了啊

560
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,541
快點回來啊

561
00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:05,416
喊妳買個蒜，怎麼這麼久啊？

562
00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,750
妳在做什麼？

563
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,375
老子信了妳的邪

564
00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:26,708
幹什麼？怎麼了？

565
00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:29,375
幹什麼？

566
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:32,791
老子跟你說什麼來著？

567
00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:34,916
這個小哪吒就是老子的剋星

568
00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:39,208
妳不把老子壓到五指山下
妳誓不罷休是吧？

569
00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:42,416
骨灰盒上面畫畫

570
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:43,833
妳是怎麼想的？

571
00:32:43,916 --> 00:32:44,875
說啊

572
00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:47,125
喂？

573
00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:50,583
我昨天那個骨灰盒還想再訂一個
得等多久呀？

574
00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:52,416
明天早晨？

575
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:55,625
明天哪來得及？
今天早上9點就火化了

576
00:33:05,791 --> 00:33:08,333
媽媽來看妳了，媽媽來了

577
00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:10,833
媽媽來了

578
00:33:11,666 --> 00:33:13,000
媽媽不好

579
00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:15,416
沒能照顧好妳

580
00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:18,041
對不起妳，對不起

581
00:33:18,125 --> 00:33:19,375
去不掉

582
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:20,625
洗潔精

583
00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:21,583
消毒水

584
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,208
汽油、酒精

585
00:33:23,291 --> 00:33:24,250
全部都試過了

586
00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:25,875
要不然你跟他們商量一下

587
00:33:25,958 --> 00:33:26,916
換個別的吧

588
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,416
商量個屁呀？

589
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,375
人家要的是訂製的骨灰盒

590
00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:31,708
又不是菸灰缸

591
00:33:31,791 --> 00:33:32,958
那怎麼辦？

592
00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:58,583
妳睜大眼睛看著

593
00:33:58,666 --> 00:34:00,875
看老子是怎麼被妳害死的

594
00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:10,375
哥

595
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:12,333
我們都是有女兒的人

596
00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:14,125
我看見大嫂哭得這麼傷心

597
00:34:14,208 --> 00:34:15,291
我…

598
00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:18,791
我心裡也難受

599
00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:25,833
我女兒她…

600
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:29,125
想表示對同齡人的哀悼

601
00:34:34,541 --> 00:34:36,125
你們自己看吧

602
00:35:01,958 --> 00:35:03,750
看得出你們的用心

603
00:35:04,750 --> 00:35:06,083
我們的女兒她…

604
00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:12,000
她就喜歡畫畫

605
00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:21,166
你女兒呢？

606
00:35:21,833 --> 00:35:23,333
我女兒…

607
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,083
在那

608
00:35:33,708 --> 00:35:34,958
我們倆一直忙事業

609
00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:36,833
直到孩子病了

610
00:35:36,916 --> 00:35:38,916
我們才知道什麼才是最重要的

611
00:35:39,625 --> 00:35:40,833
好好陪著她

612
00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,083
拿著

613
00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:47,291
不行…使不得…

614
00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:49,875
-哥，這使不得，你的殯葬錢…
-這是給孩子的

615
00:36:18,791 --> 00:36:20,125
吃，全部都是妳的

616
00:36:20,208 --> 00:36:23,416
還說人家是掃把星、剋星

617
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:24,958
明顯就是個福星

618
00:36:25,041 --> 00:36:27,291
只要她不吵著找她外婆

619
00:36:27,791 --> 00:36:29,291
就沒那麼討厭

620
00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:36,583
掉地上的東西妳就不要吃了

621
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,500
這不是還有這麼多呢

622
00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:49,333
這是什麼東西？

623
00:36:52,666 --> 00:36:53,916
這不能吃啊

624
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,625
-吐出來，吐…
-吐出來

625
00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:56,541
吐出來…

626
00:36:56,625 --> 00:36:57,791
張嘴…

627
00:36:58,833 --> 00:36:59,791
快點…

628
00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:01,125
東西呢？

629
00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:02,958
嚥了？

630
00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:04,875
外婆說

631
00:37:04,958 --> 00:37:06,750
“粒粒皆辛苦”

632
00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:26,875
這個東西也能誤吃？

633
00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:29,166
你們家長也太不負責任了，好不好？

634
00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:30,666
能不能取得出來呢？

635
00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:31,833
先用點藥啊

636
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,333
再吃點韭菜、香蕉這一類的

637
00:37:34,416 --> 00:37:36,583
觀察一下她這兩天的大便情況

638
00:37:36,666 --> 00:37:38,000
看能不能排出來

639
00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:56,625
你們那邊有沒有啊？

640
00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:57,625
沒有

641
00:38:04,291 --> 00:38:06,041
該你們了

642
00:38:29,083 --> 00:38:30,291
拉出來了

643
00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:31,833
小文，妳太棒了

644
00:38:31,916 --> 00:38:34,291
拉出來了…

645
00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:35,958
拉出來了

646
00:38:40,416 --> 00:38:42,583
喂？你回來了？

647
00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:44,458
不用

648
00:38:44,541 --> 00:38:45,708
我給你送回去

649
00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:46,625
回來了

650
00:38:46,708 --> 00:38:48,833
收拾東西

651
00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:51,250
好

652
00:38:59,458 --> 00:39:03,208
全家人花了我幾個月的工資
陪你到北京去

653
00:39:03,291 --> 00:39:04,541
你倒好

654
00:39:04,625 --> 00:39:06,083
你給我拿個倒數第一

655
00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:07,625
你還有臉呢你？

656
00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:10,791
這個孩子毀就毀在你身上

657
00:39:10,875 --> 00:39:11,916
我看你的心思啊

658
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,041
都花在別人家的孩子身上了

659
00:39:15,791 --> 00:39:18,833
不好意思，給你們添麻煩了

660
00:39:18,916 --> 00:39:20,958
大哥，你看一下這個醫院的單據

661
00:39:21,041 --> 00:39:25,458
-沒問題的話，手機轉錢給我就行
-你媽沒給我留一分錢

662
00:39:25,541 --> 00:39:27,333
我憑什麼養著這個拖油瓶呢？

663
00:39:27,416 --> 00:39:28,250
你要是想養

664
00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:30,541
你就把她帶到你們四川老家去養

665
00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:32,916
你也讓我養，他也讓我養

666
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,500
她憑什麼讓我養？

667
00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:35,791
你在搞笑嗎？

668
00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:37,041
你不賺錢就算了

669
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:38,375
我一個人很累

670
00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:39,541
你怎麼又回來了？

671
00:39:40,875 --> 00:39:42,000
你們…

672
00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:44,083
能不能對小孩好一點？

673
00:39:44,166 --> 00:39:45,541
你要是想對她好啊

674
00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:46,916
你就養她呀

675
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,250
走…別髒了我家裡的地板

676
00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:51,000
妳說什麼呢？

677
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:52,916
-你還罵人
-老子問妳說什麼呢

678
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,416
你簡直是個流氓，你知道嗎？

679
00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:55,500
-妳再罵
-我要報警

680
00:39:55,583 --> 00:39:57,583
-妳給我說什麼？老子一巴掌拍死妳
-讓開

681
00:39:57,666 --> 00:39:59,333
你真沒素質，我要報警

682
00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:00,291
-等一下…
-滾啊

683
00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:02,250
沒有素質的東西

684
00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,875
好事做到底

685
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:08,958
能不能讓小文在你們那再待幾天？

686
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,041
情況你都看到了

687
00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:14,708
我還要給我老婆做做思想工作

688
00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:16,166
大哥

689
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:18,333
你真的把我們那邊當孤兒院啊？

690
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,750
我們那是壽衣店啊

691
00:40:20,833 --> 00:40:22,666
我繼續給錢啊

692
00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:24,333
小文

693
00:40:24,416 --> 00:40:27,041
妳是願意在這呢

694
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,625
還是願意跟他們走？

695
00:40:46,375 --> 00:40:48,416
你說你又抽什麼風？

696
00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:50,458
你還嫌這幾天過得不夠刺激嗎？

697
00:40:50,541 --> 00:40:52,250
你再說，你養就養吧

698
00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:53,833
你錢又不要人家的

699
00:40:53,916 --> 00:40:54,958
之前自己又說

700
00:40:55,041 --> 00:40:57,541
“她就是我剋星
我的剋星就是她了”

701
00:40:57,625 --> 00:40:59,958
你屬孫悟空的？一天變一個樣的呀

702
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:01,750
你還真說對了

703
00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:03,916
老子就是屬孫悟空的

704
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,791
老子就見不得這群妖魔鬼怪欺負人

705
00:41:16,791 --> 00:41:18,041
你怎麼來了？

706
00:41:20,666 --> 00:41:22,583
你幹什麼啊？吃錯藥了吧？

707
00:41:22,666 --> 00:41:24,416
你姐夫到家裡說你帶著個孩子

708
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:26,291
把殯儀館鬧翻了天

709
00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:28,875
他個結巴還愛打小報告

710
00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:30,833
你還學會罵人了你

711
00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:33,875
-爸爸
-老子今天就要人前訓子

712
00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,750
好，你打…這裡打，來

713
00:41:35,833 --> 00:41:37,458
-朝這裡打，打…
-我…

714
00:41:37,541 --> 00:41:38,958
-我…
-不能打三哥

715
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,458
這就是那個孩子？

716
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,458
快點給人家送回去

717
00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:53,875
那火葬場是孩子能去的地方嗎？

718
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,541
我像她這麼大的時候

719
00:41:55,625 --> 00:41:57,583
你都教會我給死人穿衣服了好不好？

720
00:41:57,666 --> 00:41:58,916
瞎說什麼呢？

721
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,083
你別忘了，你還在考驗期

722
00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:02,500
你還想不想要這個房子啊？

723
00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:03,625
好了…

724
00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:05,916
他都拿這個破房子嚇唬我一年多了

725
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,833
他從來就沒想真的給我

726
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:08,833
你閉嘴

727
00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:11,750
那這樣好不好？

728
00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:13,708
這個房子我自己買

729
00:42:13,791 --> 00:42:15,125
你買不起

730
00:42:15,208 --> 00:42:16,416
你報個價

731
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:17,375
三十萬？

732
00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:19,458
-五十萬？
-喂

733
00:42:19,541 --> 00:42:21,416
-一百萬？
-三丫頭，你瘋了吧你？

734
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:22,875
30天

735
00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:24,666
拿三十萬

736
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:27,750
否則給老子從這滾出去

737
00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:28,916
老爺子

738
00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:31,750
老爺子

739
00:42:34,416 --> 00:42:36,333
又要養小孩

740
00:42:36,416 --> 00:42:38,416
又要買房

741
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:41,375
我今天晚上肯定失眠了

742
00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:19,916
（我們結婚啦）

743
00:43:33,166 --> 00:43:35,041
給我說一下你的手機號

744
00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:37,500
妳別煩老子

745
00:43:37,583 --> 00:43:39,375
說一下嘛

746
00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:47,791
17386037884

747
00:44:02,791 --> 00:44:05,125
真的被壓到五指山下面了吧

748
00:44:10,416 --> 00:44:13,291
要不是因為妳大鬧殯儀館找妳外婆

749
00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:15,750
老子也不會被壓在五指山下

750
00:44:15,833 --> 00:44:17,916
老子被五指山壓住

751
00:44:18,583 --> 00:44:20,625
妳也找不到妳外婆

752
00:44:32,291 --> 00:44:34,458
妳下巴上是長了個洞嗎妳？

753
00:44:36,666 --> 00:44:38,458
這掉出來就別吃了

754
00:44:39,833 --> 00:44:42,875
“沒超過三秒就可以撿起來吃”

755
00:44:42,958 --> 00:44:44,416
外婆說的

756
00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:47,875
老子今天給妳立下規矩

757
00:44:47,958 --> 00:44:48,791
第一

758
00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:52,416
以後吃東西的時候細嚼慢嚥

759
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:53,333
第二

760
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,333
掉在地上的髒東西就不要再吃了

761
00:44:57,416 --> 00:45:00,666
“不乾不淨，吃了沒病”

762
00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:02,041
外婆說的

763
00:45:02,125 --> 00:45:03,000
第三

764
00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:04,958
以後不要再跟老子提妳的外婆了

765
00:45:05,041 --> 00:45:07,291
從今天開始把妳外婆給忘掉

766
00:45:08,416 --> 00:45:09,541
第四

767
00:45:09,625 --> 00:45:11,041
以後不許再咬人了

768
00:45:17,041 --> 00:45:18,791
神經兮兮的

769
00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:21,583
妳去哪裡啊？

770
00:45:21,666 --> 00:45:23,666
老子去拉屎

771
00:45:23,750 --> 00:45:24,666
第五

772
00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:26,708
以後不許再自稱老子

773
00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:27,625
走了啊

774
00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:28,541
-慢走啊
-慢走

775
00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:30,083
一個月掏三十萬

776
00:45:30,166 --> 00:45:32,541
乾脆像你之前說的樣子
直接散夥算了

777
00:45:32,625 --> 00:45:34,875
老子自己惹的禍，老子自己一個人扛

778
00:45:34,958 --> 00:45:36,791
你扛？你扛個屁呀？

779
00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:39,916
你跟你老爸較什麼勁呀？

780
00:45:40,791 --> 00:45:42,250
不就是不讓你養小文嗎？

781
00:45:42,333 --> 00:45:44,250
你先把小文送回去

782
00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:46,250
等他氣消了就解決了

783
00:45:46,333 --> 00:45:49,041
磕個頭，再認個錯不就完了嘛？

784
00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:51,250
他不讓老子養，老子還非得養

785
00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:52,833
老子就養給他看

786
00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:54,583
小文

787
00:45:56,833 --> 00:45:57,833
小文

788
00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:05,666
喂？

789
00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:07,333
老三

790
00:46:07,416 --> 00:46:09,416
你來公園找我

791
00:46:10,708 --> 00:46:12,458
這個是劉爺爺

792
00:46:12,541 --> 00:46:14,375
外婆的舞伴

793
00:46:14,458 --> 00:46:15,791
這個是三哥

794
00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:19,583
就是他把我外婆變成星星的

795
00:46:19,666 --> 00:46:21,916
你們兩個談吧

796
00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:24,333
我想辦場葬禮

797
00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:25,708
給誰辦呢？

798
00:46:25,791 --> 00:46:27,333
給我自己辦

799
00:46:29,625 --> 00:46:30,500
爺爺

800
00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:32,625
小姑娘不懂事也就算了

801
00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:34,833
你說你這一大把年紀了還扯淡

802
00:46:34,916 --> 00:46:36,416
你是不是有病啊你？

803
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:37,583
走

804
00:46:37,666 --> 00:46:40,250
三哥，再談談嘛

805
00:46:40,333 --> 00:46:41,625
別抓著我

806
00:46:41,708 --> 00:46:44,833
我現在沒有什麼牽掛了

807
00:46:44,916 --> 00:46:47,000
我就想看看自己的葬禮嘛

808
00:46:47,083 --> 00:46:49,166
我給你們錢就是了

809
00:46:49,250 --> 00:46:50,666
能給多少錢？

810
00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:52,625
辦個葬禮能花多少錢嘛？

811
00:46:52,708 --> 00:46:55,041
那看你要辦什麼樣子的

812
00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:56,041
那在古代

813
00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:56,958
一個窮人死了

814
00:46:57,041 --> 00:46:59,000
發他個涼蓆就打發了

815
00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:00,291
那要是皇上死了

816
00:47:00,375 --> 00:47:02,208
那舉國上下都要哭喪

817
00:47:02,291 --> 00:47:04,458
花半個國庫的錢也是有可能的

818
00:47:04,541 --> 00:47:06,500
那我就辦個皇上的葬禮呀

819
00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:07,958
瘋了吧你？

820
00:47:08,041 --> 00:47:09,250
我出三十萬

821
00:47:11,541 --> 00:47:13,291
你們要是能辦

822
00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:15,083
我馬上就付訂金

823
00:47:18,083 --> 00:47:18,916
能辦

824
00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:20,833
成交

825
00:47:21,333 --> 00:47:22,291
成交

826
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:24,708
乾杯

827
00:47:25,791 --> 00:47:27,333
乾杯

828
00:47:27,416 --> 00:47:28,708
成功

829
00:47:31,375 --> 00:47:35,041
解鈴還須繫鈴人，是吧？

830
00:47:35,125 --> 00:47:36,958
我們小文確實是闖禍了

831
00:47:37,041 --> 00:47:38,666
捅了一個大窟窿

832
00:47:38,750 --> 00:47:41,708
那人家轉眼自己就把窟窿填上了

833
00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:44,875
這事你們是不是再斟酌一下？

834
00:47:44,958 --> 00:47:46,583
會有人花這麼多錢

835
00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:48,958
給自己辦一場這麼荒誕的葬禮？

836
00:47:49,041 --> 00:47:52,250
這個林子大了，什麼鳥都有

837
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,375
服裝、場景

838
00:47:55,458 --> 00:47:58,291
白雪，妳到你們劇團那裡去解決

839
00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:00,916
建仁，群眾演員的事情

840
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,291
-交給你來解決
-看一下

841
00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:03,708
演古裝戲的機會呀

842
00:48:03,791 --> 00:48:05,166
有錢的啊

843
00:48:06,583 --> 00:48:09,333
我們總體的原則就是

844
00:48:09,416 --> 00:48:11,416
能省則省

845
00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:12,666
來…喝

846
00:48:16,958 --> 00:48:18,208
-沒有
-十

847
00:48:18,291 --> 00:48:19,791
-沒有，15
-10

848
00:48:21,791 --> 00:48:24,083
100塊錢一天呀，叔叔，100塊錢

849
00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:28,041
有酬勞，看一下啊

850
00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:31,708
小文，三哥最懂妳了

851
00:48:32,708 --> 00:48:35,916
三哥小時候過得也不怎麼開心

852
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,125
乾一杯

853
00:48:38,291 --> 00:48:39,791
（古裝宮鬥劇演員招募）

854
00:48:41,125 --> 00:48:42,625
多少錢一天呀？

855
00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:50,125
蒼天垂淚

856
00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:54,625
大地悲鳴

857
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:58,833
山河震盪

858
00:48:58,916 --> 00:49:03,791
日月無光

859
00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:09,916
陛下駕崩了

860
00:49:10,625 --> 00:49:13,208
奏樂

861
00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:24,250
就不能哭大聲點？

862
00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:26,041
大聲點啊

863
00:49:26,125 --> 00:49:27,708
哭…傷心

864
00:49:27,791 --> 00:49:28,708
難過啊

865
00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:30,833
不哭不給錢啊，快點

866
00:49:32,416 --> 00:49:34,875
大點聲

867
00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:39,125
你也哭啊

868
00:49:43,958 --> 00:49:45,541
皇上

869
00:49:47,541 --> 00:49:49,833
皇上

870
00:49:50,458 --> 00:49:51,708
老爸

871
00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:53,166
老子信了你的邪

872
00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:54,958
你真是丟我們劉家的臉

873
00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:57,875
-哪個是莫三妹？
-哪個是？

874
00:49:58,458 --> 00:49:59,791
就是他

875
00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:00,916
-看到沒？
-快跑

876
00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:04,958
-抓住他們
-快跑

877
00:50:05,041 --> 00:50:06,791
-快跑
-這呢

878
00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:09,125
在這呢…

879
00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:13,041
把我的錢拿回來

880
00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:22,208
-走
-放開老子

881
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:26,875
放開老子

882
00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:30,416
妳放開

883
00:50:49,791 --> 00:50:51,250
妳幹什麼呀？

884
00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:53,458
外婆教的

885
00:50:53,541 --> 00:50:55,625
消炎止痛

886
00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:03,416
好了…

887
00:51:07,291 --> 00:51:08,458
簽個字

888
00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:17,875
可以走了

889
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:25,458
請等一下，三哥

890
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:29,291
你們是不是覺得我老不正經

891
00:51:29,375 --> 00:51:31,166
吃飽了撐的？

892
00:51:32,416 --> 00:51:33,500
前年

893
00:51:34,083 --> 00:51:35,416
房子拆遷

894
00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:37,500
拿了一筆拆遷款

895
00:51:37,583 --> 00:51:38,791
從那以後

896
00:51:38,875 --> 00:51:41,625
這個家裡就沒有清靜過

897
00:51:42,750 --> 00:51:43,833
所以

898
00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:47,416
你就找個由頭把錢給花了

899
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,375
那天小文來找我

900
00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:53,708
讓我幫她把她外婆留下的錢取出來

901
00:51:54,875 --> 00:51:57,750
她說你遇到難處了

902
00:51:57,833 --> 00:52:01,083
要幫你把五行山搬開

903
00:52:02,916 --> 00:52:04,500
聽小文說

904
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,583
今後她就要跟著你過了

905
00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:12,375
我是真想要幫幫你們啊

906
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,416
小文的外婆在世的時候也很可憐

907
00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:22,708
也沒給小文留下多少錢

908
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,083
小伙子

909
00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:29,416
對小文好一點

910
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:33,291
我替她外婆謝謝你了

911
00:52:37,416 --> 00:52:39,791
別砸了，爸爸

912
00:52:39,875 --> 00:52:42,250
爸爸，你別砸了，別砸了

913
00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:46,041
老子今天就是要把上天堂全砸爛了

914
00:52:46,125 --> 00:52:47,625
一把火燒了

915
00:52:47,708 --> 00:52:51,000
也比讓這個兔崽子給禍害了強

916
00:52:51,083 --> 00:52:53,250
給活人辦葬禮啊你

917
00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:55,083
這一行就沒這個先例

918
00:52:55,166 --> 00:52:57,250
先例總得有人開吧

919
00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:59,375
我開了，不就有這個先例了

920
00:52:59,458 --> 00:53:00,416
老頭

921
00:53:01,208 --> 00:53:03,041
是我幫三哥接的活

922
00:53:03,125 --> 00:53:05,625
你要打就打我吧

923
00:53:05,708 --> 00:53:08,125
你看看…

924
00:53:08,208 --> 00:53:11,583
這個月底，你給老子收拾東西搬家

925
00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:12,583
老爺子…

926
00:53:12,666 --> 00:53:14,833
消消氣嘛，我們改，我們一定改的

927
00:53:14,916 --> 00:53:16,166
我改什麼改呀？

928
00:53:17,041 --> 00:53:18,625
老子怎麼改？往哪裡改呀？

929
00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:21,916
我在他心裡面做什麼都是錯的
我怎麼改啊？

930
00:53:23,458 --> 00:53:25,375
我小時候想看動畫片

931
00:53:25,458 --> 00:53:26,833
不跟他去發喪

932
00:53:26,916 --> 00:53:27,875
他打我一頓

933
00:53:27,958 --> 00:53:29,916
別人罵我是吃死人飯的

934
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,125
我跟別人打架

935
00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,500
他在幹什麼？

936
00:53:32,583 --> 00:53:33,958
他在樓上面看著

937
00:53:34,041 --> 00:53:35,500
什麼都沒做，轉身就走

938
00:53:35,583 --> 00:53:36,833
三丫頭

939
00:53:36,916 --> 00:53:38,958
爸爸，我就想問你一下

940
00:53:39,041 --> 00:53:41,250
我知道你喜歡二哥

941
00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:43,041
他才是你的親生兒子

942
00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:45,000
要不這樣好不好？你打死我

943
00:53:45,083 --> 00:53:47,375
我下去之後把他換上來
換他上來陪你

944
00:53:47,458 --> 00:53:48,833
三丫頭

945
00:54:14,833 --> 00:54:17,166
（營業執照）

946
00:54:40,875 --> 00:54:42,125
妳哭什麼呀？

947
00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:47,583
我是不是又給你惹禍了？

948
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,125
妳看

949
00:54:53,625 --> 00:54:55,833
三哥把妳的紅纓槍修好了

950
00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:05,750
這不是妳的錯

951
00:55:06,916 --> 00:55:10,500
是三哥自己沒有本事

952
00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:13,666
好了，妳別哭了

953
00:55:13,750 --> 00:55:14,916
妳趕緊睡覺

954
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,750
妳睡著之後

955
00:55:17,916 --> 00:55:19,583
天上的星星

956
00:55:20,291 --> 00:55:22,250
就會掉到妳的夢裡頭去

957
00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:24,291
變成妳外婆

958
00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:25,333
陪妳聊天

959
00:55:26,166 --> 00:55:27,291
真的嗎？

960
00:55:27,375 --> 00:55:28,791
妳試一下

961
00:55:29,875 --> 00:55:32,208
我的手錶也壞了

962
00:55:32,291 --> 00:55:34,333
你能幫我修一下嗎？

963
00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:39,666
沒問題的

964
00:55:39,750 --> 00:55:41,375
妳的筆能不能借我用一下？

965
00:55:49,875 --> 00:55:50,750
把妳手給我

966
00:56:20,541 --> 00:56:21,666
好了

967
00:56:21,750 --> 00:56:24,250
妳這兩天先戴這個湊合一下

968
00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:25,708
睡覺了

969
00:56:41,583 --> 00:56:44,333
兒子，我們不跟沒有文化的人玩

970
00:56:44,416 --> 00:56:46,875
來，我們來背唐詩

971
00:56:46,958 --> 00:56:48,375
《登鸛雀樓》

972
00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:50,500
唐，王之渙

973
00:56:50,583 --> 00:56:53,500
“白日依山盡

974
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,708
黃河入海流”

975
00:56:56,791 --> 00:57:00,583
-大點聲
-“欲窮千里目

976
00:57:00,666 --> 00:57:03,333
更上一層樓”

977
00:57:04,083 --> 00:57:05,833
小文…

978
00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:08,416
過來吃飯

979
00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:19,791
孩子確實是該上學了

980
00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:21,375
學費應該是我出

981
00:57:21,458 --> 00:57:22,583
你看

982
00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:24,958
這是我妹妹的

983
00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:27,166
這是我媽的

984
00:57:27,666 --> 00:57:30,125
小文是個苦寶寶

985
00:57:30,208 --> 00:57:32,625
都是我妹妹做下的孽緣

986
00:57:32,708 --> 00:57:35,458
到現在都不知道她親生父親是誰

987
00:57:36,041 --> 00:57:37,333
我妹妹死了

988
00:57:37,416 --> 00:57:39,041
我媽也死了

989
00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:41,625
論理應該是我來撫養的

990
00:57:41,708 --> 00:57:43,333
我活得窩囊啊

991
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,458
我家裡我說了不算

992
00:57:46,541 --> 00:57:48,083
行了…

993
00:57:48,166 --> 00:57:50,541
你個大男人，哭哭啼啼的

994
00:57:51,416 --> 00:57:53,208
說你到底要幹嘛

995
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,708
你收養她算了

996
00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:01,375
《收養法》第九條規定

997
00:58:01,458 --> 00:58:02,916
無配偶的男性收養女性的

998
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,916
收養人與被收養人的年齡

999
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,833
應當相差40週歲以上

1000
00:58:08,958 --> 00:58:10,916
什麼意思呀？

1001
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,708
他沒有結婚，不具備收養的條件

1002
00:58:27,625 --> 00:58:29,625
老三，你怎麼來了？

1003
00:58:29,708 --> 00:58:31,416
我給妳拿了點宵夜

1004
00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:34,000
來

1005
00:58:41,041 --> 00:58:42,708
我想收養小文

1006
00:58:42,791 --> 00:58:43,875
好啊

1007
00:58:43,958 --> 00:58:45,375
但是民政局說

1008
00:58:45,458 --> 00:58:47,000
沒有結婚

1009
00:58:47,083 --> 00:58:48,208
不能收養

1010
00:58:49,083 --> 00:58:50,375
你今天噴香水了？

1011
00:58:54,375 --> 00:58:55,541
很明顯嗎？

1012
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
-要不然我們兩個就…
-妳去洗吧

1013
00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:05,875
你什麼時候來的呀？

1014
00:59:05,958 --> 00:59:07,083
既然撞見了

1015
00:59:07,166 --> 00:59:08,041
攤牌吧

1016
00:59:08,125 --> 00:59:09,666
我們倆領證了

1017
00:59:15,166 --> 00:59:16,083
（結婚證）

1018
00:59:19,958 --> 00:59:21,708
（王建仁、銀白雪）

1019
00:59:26,666 --> 00:59:29,541
（中華人民共和國收養登記證）

1020
00:59:30,583 --> 00:59:32,250
以後咱們就是一家人了，小文

1021
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:34,125
來…舉起來

1022
00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:35,875
拍個照片，來

1023
00:59:36,958 --> 00:59:39,250
一、二、三

1024
00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:48,708
所有的材料，你再確認一下

1025
00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:52,458
請在這裡簽字，還有這裡

1026
00:59:56,458 --> 00:59:58,041
-我不去…
-小文，聽話

1027
00:59:58,125 --> 01:00:00,541
-聽話，幼稚園很好玩的
-我不去…

1028
01:00:00,625 --> 01:00:02,166
-不好玩，放手
-妳放手，妳放

1029
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:04,791
-你先放手，你先
-好…我放

1030
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:09,375
算了吧

1031
01:00:09,916 --> 01:00:12,541
-反正我也沒上過幼稚園，是吧？
-拜拜

1032
01:00:14,750 --> 01:00:17,083
算了…不上就不上

1033
01:00:17,166 --> 01:00:18,875
走，回家搓麻將去

1034
01:00:18,958 --> 01:00:19,875
走…

1035
01:00:23,291 --> 01:00:25,666
我不去…

1036
01:00:25,750 --> 01:00:27,333
放開老子，我不去

1037
01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:29,250
來，裡面都壞了

1038
01:00:29,916 --> 01:00:31,083
這一般都修不好的

1039
01:00:31,166 --> 01:00:32,958
還不如換個新的呢

1040
01:00:36,833 --> 01:00:39,291
這個房子密封性跟採光性

1041
01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:40,833
那都是最好的

1042
01:00:41,416 --> 01:00:43,041
你再看下這個床

1043
01:00:43,125 --> 01:00:44,333
還有這個書桌

1044
01:00:44,416 --> 01:00:46,041
都是現成的

1045
01:00:46,125 --> 01:00:48,041
待會等你孩子放學之後

1046
01:00:48,125 --> 01:00:49,125
帶她一起來看一下

1047
01:00:49,208 --> 01:00:50,416
保證她喜歡

1048
01:00:52,791 --> 01:00:53,958
回頭給你打電話

1049
01:00:54,041 --> 01:00:56,250
別著急，一會就來了

1050
01:01:04,958 --> 01:01:06,000
最新款

1051
01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:07,041
妳快試一下

1052
01:01:08,125 --> 01:01:10,375
裡面有外婆的聲音嗎？

1053
01:01:11,958 --> 01:01:14,916
妳外婆的聲音在原來那個手錶裡面

1054
01:01:16,416 --> 01:01:19,250
原來的手錶修不好了嗎？

1055
01:01:20,875 --> 01:01:24,833
我再也聽不到外婆的聲音了
是不是？

1056
01:01:26,833 --> 01:01:28,166
誰說的呀？

1057
01:01:29,625 --> 01:01:30,750
三哥是誰呀？

1058
01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:32,375
齊天大聖

1059
01:01:32,958 --> 01:01:34,291
這不就完了嗎？

1060
01:01:34,375 --> 01:01:35,541
我一施法

1061
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:37,791
那妳外婆的聲音不就回來了嗎？

1062
01:01:41,541 --> 01:01:43,083
妳接著畫畫

1063
01:02:08,041 --> 01:02:09,333
妳來幹什麼呀？

1064
01:02:09,416 --> 01:02:11,708
老六沒了

1065
01:02:11,791 --> 01:02:13,625
沒了去找呀

1066
01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:19,125
他撞上了一輛後八輪

1067
01:02:19,208 --> 01:02:21,833
連人帶車都被碾碎了

1068
01:02:22,333 --> 01:02:24,125
因為是他醉駕逆行

1069
01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:26,458
所以全責

1070
01:02:26,541 --> 01:02:28,333
我的店也賣了，賠償了對方

1071
01:02:28,416 --> 01:02:30,625
我已經沒錢了，已經全花完了

1072
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,791
他家裡人想見他最後一面
但是見不到了

1073
01:02:34,875 --> 01:02:35,916
因為…

1074
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,625
因為他已經被壓得

1075
01:02:37,708 --> 01:02:40,375
不是一個完整的人了

1076
01:02:43,041 --> 01:02:44,500
殯儀館的整容費太貴了

1077
01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:45,916
你是幹這行的

1078
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,666
老子是幹哪一行的？

1079
01:02:50,291 --> 01:02:51,583
-三妹
-起開

1080
01:02:52,083 --> 01:02:53,250
你幫一下嘛

1081
01:02:53,333 --> 01:02:54,875
別叫老子三妹啊

1082
01:02:54,958 --> 01:02:56,500
老子最煩別人叫老子大名

1083
01:02:56,583 --> 01:02:58,166
老子現在忙得很

1084
01:02:58,250 --> 01:03:00,458
沒時間跟妳廢話，妳趕緊走

1085
01:03:10,875 --> 01:03:12,041
等一下

1086
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,875
我知道妳是誰

1087
01:03:16,458 --> 01:03:17,666
別亂講

1088
01:03:19,875 --> 01:03:22,541
妳是三哥手機上的那個人

1089
01:03:23,208 --> 01:03:26,375
三哥看到妳的照片就會哭

1090
01:03:26,458 --> 01:03:27,416
別亂講話，走…

1091
01:03:36,750 --> 01:03:38,583
怎麼還沒走呀妳？

1092
01:03:39,375 --> 01:03:41,416
感情上的事是我做得不對

1093
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:43,708
我承認是我們把你傷了

1094
01:03:43,791 --> 01:03:45,041
你們也配？

1095
01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:47,041
老子早就把妳給忘了

1096
01:03:47,125 --> 01:03:48,125
走

1097
01:03:49,208 --> 01:03:52,208
我代表老六給你道個歉，三哥

1098
01:03:52,750 --> 01:03:54,291
對不起

1099
01:04:01,958 --> 01:04:04,583
起來，對肚子裡孩子不好

1100
01:04:04,666 --> 01:04:06,958
那你能不能幫一下？

1101
01:04:11,083 --> 01:04:12,916
主要是這個事情我幹不了

1102
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,333
我爸爸才能幹

1103
01:04:14,833 --> 01:04:16,750
但是我跟我爸爸鬧僵了

1104
01:04:16,833 --> 01:04:18,416
我去找他

1105
01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:22,416
我又不怕他

1106
01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:38,833
老頭

1107
01:04:41,958 --> 01:04:43,750
三哥找你有事

1108
01:04:43,833 --> 01:04:46,041
你能不能不要罵他？

1109
01:04:50,583 --> 01:04:53,750
我憑什麼要聽妳的？

1110
01:04:54,833 --> 01:04:57,041
你就得聽我的

1111
01:04:58,583 --> 01:05:00,958
那妳叫一聲爺爺，我就聽妳的

1112
01:05:01,041 --> 01:05:02,875
爺爺

1113
01:05:02,958 --> 01:05:04,125
再大聲點

1114
01:05:04,208 --> 01:05:05,333
爺爺

1115
01:05:06,541 --> 01:05:08,916
好，孫女找我有點事

1116
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,291
你們跳你們的

1117
01:05:10,375 --> 01:05:11,416
走嘛

1118
01:05:22,958 --> 01:05:24,208
不許吵

1119
01:05:24,708 --> 01:05:25,541
說吧

1120
01:05:36,291 --> 01:05:38,166
老子不喝你的假酒

1121
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,291
這瓶是真的

1122
01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:44,333
我花兩千多塊錢買的

1123
01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:56,541
別讓你大姐知道了

1124
01:05:57,708 --> 01:05:59,666
你也有個怕的人啊？

1125
01:06:05,583 --> 01:06:06,750
說吧

1126
01:06:07,541 --> 01:06:09,708
找你爸有什麼事？

1127
01:06:54,208 --> 01:06:55,250
你來

1128
01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:00,125
我不行，爸爸

1129
01:07:00,208 --> 01:07:01,291
我幹不了

1130
01:07:01,375 --> 01:07:02,375
你幹得了

1131
01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:04,875
小的時候我教過你的

1132
01:07:04,958 --> 01:07:06,500
拿工具去

1133
01:07:08,041 --> 01:07:08,958
那個誰啊？

1134
01:07:09,041 --> 01:07:11,791
建仁，你把那個圖拿出來

1135
01:07:18,958 --> 01:07:21,041
先拼骨架

1136
01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:44,250
一順筋

1137
01:07:45,083 --> 01:07:46,875
二拼骨

1138
01:07:47,875 --> 01:07:51,416
從腳到頭往回數

1139
01:07:52,708 --> 01:07:55,416
先四肢，後軀幹

1140
01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:56,500
後軀幹

1141
01:07:56,583 --> 01:07:58,208
五臟六腑

1142
01:07:58,291 --> 01:08:00,583
-不能亂
-不能亂

1143
01:08:00,666 --> 01:08:02,666
腦面顱骨

1144
01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:05,083
-23
-23

1145
01:08:05,166 --> 01:08:07,666
-眉、眼、鼻、口
-眉、眼、鼻、口

1146
01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:10,208
-在中間
-在中間

1147
01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:14,333
縫合

1148
01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:46,083
好了

1149
01:08:59,041 --> 01:09:01,833
兒子，這是我的兒子

1150
01:09:14,416 --> 01:09:16,875
-爸爸…
-老爺子…

1151
01:09:16,958 --> 01:09:19,458
-爸爸…
-老爺子

1152
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,583
你還敢讓他喝酒

1153
01:09:25,666 --> 01:09:27,666
你要把他害死是吧？

1154
01:09:28,458 --> 01:09:31,000
我已經忍了你很長時間了

1155
01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:31,958
這些年

1156
01:09:32,041 --> 01:09:33,541
你自己混得不好

1157
01:09:33,625 --> 01:09:35,000
你都怪爸爸

1158
01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:36,958
你真是自私啊你

1159
01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:40,833
爸爸

1160
01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:43,333
你醒了

1161
01:09:43,416 --> 01:09:45,041
把我們都嚇死了

1162
01:09:45,125 --> 01:09:46,500
我沒事

1163
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,333
老毛病了

1164
01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:55,458
喂？

1165
01:09:57,166 --> 01:09:58,500
我知道了

1166
01:09:58,583 --> 01:10:00,000
什麼事啊？

1167
01:10:00,083 --> 01:10:02,500
小文在幼稚園出了點事情

1168
01:10:02,583 --> 01:10:04,416
那你還不趕快去看看？

1169
01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:07,541
老子死不了

1170
01:10:07,625 --> 01:10:09,291
那我完事馬上回來

1171
01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:14,166
他總算…

1172
01:10:15,125 --> 01:10:17,958
有個上心的事了

1173
01:10:20,125 --> 01:10:21,708
-謝謝大家
-謝謝大家

1174
01:10:21,791 --> 01:10:25,625
（歡迎各位家長參加親子課）

1175
01:10:25,708 --> 01:10:27,666
好，那下面一個節目呢

1176
01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:29,250
由小文和小胖

1177
01:10:29,333 --> 01:10:30,833
-為大家聯袂演出
-快點

1178
01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:32,750
-大家掌聲有請
-加油…

1179
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,083
他是我兒子

1180
01:10:37,458 --> 01:10:38,791
跪

1181
01:10:41,166 --> 01:10:45,500
孝子打碗，西方接引

1182
01:10:45,583 --> 01:10:46,458
媽

1183
01:10:46,541 --> 01:10:49,291
一路走好

1184
01:10:51,041 --> 01:10:52,500
老子…

1185
01:10:55,666 --> 01:10:56,708
起來

1186
01:10:57,208 --> 01:10:59,333
情況就是這麼個情況

1187
01:10:59,958 --> 01:11:02,500
這孩子身上的問題折射出來的

1188
01:11:02,583 --> 01:11:04,583
就是家長對教育的重視程度

1189
01:11:05,166 --> 01:11:06,375
我們這個親子課呢

1190
01:11:06,458 --> 01:11:08,416
一個月也就一次

1191
01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:11,083
-你們再忙也得來個人吧
-是

1192
01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:13,875
這個是她昨天在美術課上畫的畫

1193
01:11:13,958 --> 01:11:15,375
你們看一下

1194
01:11:16,541 --> 01:11:17,916
這是花圈和骨灰盒

1195
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,250
你說這畫得…

1196
01:11:19,333 --> 01:11:20,708
這畫得嚇死人了

1197
01:11:20,791 --> 01:11:22,458
我後來就問她，我說

1198
01:11:22,541 --> 01:11:24,041
“妳家長是幹什麼的？”

1199
01:11:24,125 --> 01:11:27,500
她說：“我爸爸媽媽是種星星的人”

1200
01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:28,708
種…

1201
01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:32,083
其實我也猜出你們的職業了

1202
01:11:32,166 --> 01:11:35,666
以後注意一下家教方式，好吧？

1203
01:11:42,541 --> 01:11:44,250
你不許打孩子啊

1204
01:11:56,291 --> 01:11:58,666
對不起，冒犯了

1205
01:12:11,625 --> 01:12:15,125
過幾天就是你二哥的忌日了

1206
01:12:15,208 --> 01:12:18,291
想著給他燒點紙

1207
01:12:18,375 --> 01:12:19,458
爸爸

1208
01:12:20,791 --> 01:12:23,500
二哥真的比我強多了吧？

1209
01:12:24,958 --> 01:12:26,375
每年

1210
01:12:26,458 --> 01:12:29,416
過年的時候拜完祖宗

1211
01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:33,750
我總是讓你給你二哥磕頭

1212
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:38,291
所以你一直記恨你二哥

1213
01:12:39,166 --> 01:12:42,750
關於他的事情，你從來沒有問過我

1214
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:48,250
-爸爸
-我就聞一下嘛

1215
01:12:50,291 --> 01:12:51,583
是…

1216
01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:54,750
1988年的夏天

1217
01:12:56,125 --> 01:12:58,166
我帶著你二哥

1218
01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:01,375
到長江裡去撈屍

1219
01:13:02,166 --> 01:13:03,916
沉下去的

1220
01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:07,041
是一個十來歲的孩子

1221
01:13:08,208 --> 01:13:13,125
他的媽媽站在岸邊都哭瘋了

1222
01:13:14,875 --> 01:13:18,625
我們下去了三撥人

1223
01:13:19,166 --> 01:13:21,625
都沒有撈上來

1224
01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:25,250
當我從水裡上來的時候啊

1225
01:13:25,750 --> 01:13:27,875
看不到你二哥了

1226
01:13:28,583 --> 01:13:30,875
他偷偷地下了水

1227
01:13:34,458 --> 01:13:37,083
你二哥找到了那個孩子

1228
01:13:37,833 --> 01:13:40,250
屍體撈上來了

1229
01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:43,625
他沒上來

1230
01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:50,208
為了一個死人

1231
01:13:51,125 --> 01:13:54,208
我們家折了一個活人

1232
01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:03,166
人生啊

1233
01:14:04,583 --> 01:14:07,250
就像一本書

1234
01:14:08,541 --> 01:14:12,166
哪一個都要翻到最後一頁

1235
01:14:17,875 --> 01:14:19,250
有的呀

1236
01:14:19,791 --> 01:14:22,125
畫上的是句號

1237
01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:24,583
有的畫的是

1238
01:14:25,458 --> 01:14:27,125
省略號

1239
01:14:28,583 --> 01:14:29,958
人生

1240
01:14:30,791 --> 01:14:32,583
除死

1241
01:14:33,291 --> 01:14:35,583
無大事

1242
01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:42,041
什麼名啊、利啊

1243
01:14:42,125 --> 01:14:44,500
都是過眼煙雲

1244
01:14:44,583 --> 01:14:46,791
幹我們這一行的啊

1245
01:14:46,875 --> 01:14:49,750
就是要有一顆聖人心

1246
01:15:06,833 --> 01:15:07,708
不搬了

1247
01:15:14,625 --> 01:15:16,791
你還真是屬孫悟空的啊

1248
01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:18,500
一天變一個樣的啊

1249
01:15:29,833 --> 01:15:30,666
謝謝

1250
01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:32,625
-謝謝
-謝謝

1251
01:15:34,416 --> 01:15:35,625
喂？

1252
01:15:35,708 --> 01:15:36,875
卷毛

1253
01:15:36,958 --> 01:15:38,416
是老子，三哥

1254
01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:39,666
對，我現在…這樣的

1255
01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:41,791
我手機裡面的那個數據恢復不了了

1256
01:15:41,875 --> 01:15:43,041
我想把它恢復一下

1257
01:15:59,875 --> 01:16:02,458
你認不認識那個搞什麼電子商務

1258
01:16:02,541 --> 01:16:04,708
手錶、手機那種人呢？

1259
01:16:04,791 --> 01:16:05,958
什麼？

1260
01:16:06,041 --> 01:16:07,125
轉行了？

1261
01:16:07,708 --> 01:16:09,666
日落西山了

1262
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:12,791
老爺子最後一天了

1263
01:16:13,458 --> 01:16:16,041
眾人幫忙了沒有？

1264
01:16:17,583 --> 01:16:19,750
孝子守靈了嗎？

1265
01:16:20,833 --> 01:16:23,166
老子一人喊號子

1266
01:16:23,958 --> 01:16:26,333
眾人搭腔了沒？

1267
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,000
大哥，是我

1268
01:16:32,125 --> 01:16:32,958
老三

1269
01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:36,708
不行是吧？

1270
01:16:38,125 --> 01:16:39,750
（送走一個腫瘤
醫院拉來的中年女人…）

1271
01:16:39,833 --> 01:16:43,541
這字寫得像屎殼郎爬的一樣的

1272
01:16:43,625 --> 01:16:45,791
（私人訂製，專屬葬禮）

1273
01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:02,375
這事他們要是搞不定

1274
01:17:02,458 --> 01:17:03,833
就澈底沒戲了

1275
01:17:03,916 --> 01:17:05,583
拜託各位大神了啊

1276
01:17:15,833 --> 01:17:17,041
辛苦了

1277
01:17:24,666 --> 01:17:25,958
（數據恢復中）

1278
01:17:27,291 --> 01:17:28,500
搞定了

1279
01:17:43,250 --> 01:17:45,083
三、四、五、六、七

1280
01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:46,791
一、二、一

1281
01:17:49,708 --> 01:17:54,041
-祝妳生日快樂
-…快樂

1282
01:17:54,125 --> 01:17:58,625
-祝妳生日快樂
-祝妳生日快樂

1283
01:17:59,125 --> 01:18:04,416
-祝妳生日快樂
-祝妳生日快樂

1284
01:18:04,916 --> 01:18:10,291
-祝妳生日快樂
-祝妳生日快樂

1285
01:18:12,708 --> 01:18:13,583
妳看

1286
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:17,125
這豆角跟之前比有什麼不一樣啊？

1287
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:20,500
它有耳朵了

1288
01:18:20,583 --> 01:18:22,250
也有眼睛了

1289
01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:24,583
尾巴也不一樣了

1290
01:18:25,166 --> 01:18:26,208
妳摁一下

1291
01:18:29,416 --> 01:18:32,458
排骨燉蓮藕我都給妳做好了，小文

1292
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,541
妳又跑到哪去了嘛？

1293
01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:36,791
快點回來啊

1294
01:18:36,875 --> 01:18:38,708
路上要慢點啊

1295
01:18:39,916 --> 01:18:42,458
妳在外邊玩，記得多喝水啊

1296
01:18:42,541 --> 01:18:44,500
站在陰涼的地方

1297
01:18:44,583 --> 01:18:46,708
女孩子要是讓太陽晒黑了

1298
01:18:46,791 --> 01:18:48,291
就不好看了

1299
01:18:49,916 --> 01:18:54,000
丫丫，給妳帶了點西瓜
妳趕快回來吃啊

1300
01:18:55,208 --> 01:18:56,875
我們家小文最漂亮

1301
01:18:56,958 --> 01:18:59,458
我們家的小文也最聽話

1302
01:19:00,125 --> 01:19:02,083
乖乖地跟外婆回家

1303
01:19:02,166 --> 01:19:05,916
給妳買妳最喜歡吃的紅糖糍粑

1304
01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:09,583
小文，今天過生日了

1305
01:19:09,666 --> 01:19:12,166
不要在外邊玩得太久了啊

1306
01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:15,458
我給妳買了條新裙子

1307
01:19:15,541 --> 01:19:18,583
妳趕快回來穿一下，看合不合適

1308
01:19:19,916 --> 01:19:22,291
小文，妳把門反鎖好

1309
01:19:22,375 --> 01:19:25,625
誰來都不准開門啊，記住啊

1310
01:19:27,583 --> 01:19:30,625
我的大寶貝啊，妳等急了沒有？

1311
01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:32,791
外婆馬上就回來了

1312
01:19:33,916 --> 01:19:37,583
外婆是最會紮那個小辮子了

1313
01:19:37,666 --> 01:19:40,416
明天我給妳紮一個最好看的

1314
01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:43,416
誰都不如我的乖乖漂亮

1315
01:19:48,625 --> 01:19:50,041
-妳再吃一口
-早上好

1316
01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:51,500
早上好

1317
01:19:51,583 --> 01:19:53,083
小文，妳等一下…

1318
01:19:53,166 --> 01:19:54,375
-等會
-水壺

1319
01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:56,791
-早上好
-早上好

1320
01:19:56,875 --> 01:19:58,375
妳別忘了喝水啊

1321
01:19:59,750 --> 01:20:01,166
早上好

1322
01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:06,958
你怎麼來了？

1323
01:20:07,041 --> 01:20:09,666
這是我妹妹，海菲

1324
01:20:09,750 --> 01:20:11,958
也是小文的親媽

1325
01:20:14,166 --> 01:20:15,291
過來

1326
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:18,958
你不是跟我說她親媽已經死了嗎？

1327
01:20:19,541 --> 01:20:21,458
你給我看的死亡證明是假的，是吧？

1328
01:20:22,166 --> 01:20:24,541
我…那個死亡證明是真的

1329
01:20:24,625 --> 01:20:26,750
這個情況比較複雜

1330
01:20:26,833 --> 01:20:28,291
她是這樣…

1331
01:20:29,583 --> 01:20:30,916
妳自己說

1332
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,458
老子不管了

1333
01:20:34,750 --> 01:20:36,666
他沒騙你，三哥

1334
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,833
妳是從哪裡跑出來的啊？

1335
01:20:40,791 --> 01:20:42,375
妳說妳是親媽就是親媽

1336
01:20:42,458 --> 01:20:43,833
妳說註銷戶口就註銷戶口啊

1337
01:20:46,666 --> 01:20:47,791
小文

1338
01:20:47,875 --> 01:20:51,083
2015年7月6號上午9點生的

1339
01:20:51,166 --> 01:20:53,541
我當時生她生了27個小時

1340
01:20:53,625 --> 01:20:55,250
她怎麼樣都不出來

1341
01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:56,375
最後還是剖的

1342
01:20:56,458 --> 01:20:58,666
她左腳踝還有一個菱形的胎記

1343
01:20:58,750 --> 01:21:01,333
你要是還不信，你可以做親子鑑定啊

1344
01:21:02,708 --> 01:21:04,875
老子不會跟妳鑑定的

1345
01:21:15,583 --> 01:21:16,541
小文

1346
01:21:18,625 --> 01:21:20,125
妳見過妳媽媽沒有啊？

1347
01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:22,541
我沒有媽，也沒有爸

1348
01:21:22,625 --> 01:21:25,625
我是從石頭縫裡面蹦出來的

1349
01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:29,708
哥

1350
01:22:30,791 --> 01:22:32,041
這些天

1351
01:22:32,583 --> 01:22:34,750
我天天都在這外頭守著

1352
01:22:35,333 --> 01:22:37,000
你睡不著

1353
01:22:37,083 --> 01:22:39,625
-我更睡不著
-妳早幹什麼去了啊妳？

1354
01:22:45,666 --> 01:22:47,791
她外婆死的時候妳去哪裡了？

1355
01:22:48,416 --> 01:22:51,166
她天天到處惹是生非的時候
妳去哪裡了？

1356
01:22:51,250 --> 01:22:53,791
她被她舅媽趕出來的時候
妳去哪裡了？

1357
01:22:54,458 --> 01:22:56,583
她現在好不容易有個家的感覺了

1358
01:22:56,666 --> 01:22:58,458
妳現在要把她帶走

1359
01:22:59,458 --> 01:23:01,333
妳憑什麼啊妳？

1360
01:23:01,958 --> 01:23:04,291
你罵得對，我就是該罵

1361
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,500
瘋了吧妳是？

1362
01:23:10,583 --> 01:23:12,750
我十幾歲就跑出來了

1363
01:23:12,833 --> 01:23:15,000
我跟著我同學去外面闖社會

1364
01:23:15,083 --> 01:23:17,416
名堂沒闖出來，闖出個孩子

1365
01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:19,541
男朋友見我懷孕就跑了

1366
01:23:20,208 --> 01:23:21,958
後來我不死心，去了國外

1367
01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:24,125
走歪了路，進了監獄

1368
01:23:24,208 --> 01:23:26,916
我媽聯繫不上我就給我註銷了戶口

1369
01:23:27,791 --> 01:23:29,458
可在監獄裡頭

1370
01:23:29,541 --> 01:23:31,625
我也是天天想著小文的呀

1371
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:36,125
我知道我這個媽
當得下賤、當得不稱職

1372
01:23:36,208 --> 01:23:37,458
可那是…

1373
01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:41,000
那是我的孩子

1374
01:23:42,208 --> 01:23:43,500
我…

1375
01:23:43,583 --> 01:23:45,583
我是她的媽媽

1376
01:23:46,125 --> 01:23:48,500
那是我身上掉下來的肉

1377
01:23:57,708 --> 01:24:00,916
這個事情不是我一個人可以決定的

1378
01:24:02,083 --> 01:24:04,916
還有我的兄弟建仁、白雪

1379
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,958
我沒有辦法替他們做決定的

1380
01:24:08,250 --> 01:24:11,625
哥…

1381
01:24:12,666 --> 01:24:13,750
求你

1382
01:24:14,625 --> 01:24:16,333
我求求你了

1383
01:24:16,875 --> 01:24:18,875
把她還給我吧

1384
01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:26,916
求求你

1385
01:24:36,166 --> 01:24:37,166
這樣

1386
01:24:37,666 --> 01:24:40,083
妳再給我三天的時間

1387
01:24:42,083 --> 01:24:43,291
（靈車出租）

1388
01:24:44,583 --> 01:24:45,833
還有啊，老三？

1389
01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:47,916
你這太陽打西邊出來了

1390
01:24:48,916 --> 01:24:50,916
我在網上現學的

1391
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:52,416
你們湊合吃啊

1392
01:24:59,541 --> 01:25:01,916
你怎麼不高興呢？

1393
01:25:03,083 --> 01:25:04,208
沒有啊

1394
01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:07,333
沒有啊

1395
01:25:07,416 --> 01:25:08,708
我沒有不高興啊

1396
01:25:09,291 --> 01:25:11,625
你下巴上有個洞啊？

1397
01:25:19,583 --> 01:25:21,041
妳外婆說得對

1398
01:25:21,750 --> 01:25:23,458
粒粒皆辛苦的

1399
01:25:24,833 --> 01:25:27,916
老師說明天有親子課

1400
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,666
要家長一起上

1401
01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:31,250
你們三個哪個去？

1402
01:25:31,333 --> 01:25:32,625
-我去
-我去

1403
01:25:32,708 --> 01:25:34,166
只能去一個

1404
01:25:42,791 --> 01:25:43,833
我去

1405
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,625
（花家家幼稚園）

1406
01:25:47,708 --> 01:25:50,583
-加油
-加油

1407
01:25:51,166 --> 01:25:53,375
-加油
-加油

1408
01:25:56,500 --> 01:26:00,291
（熱烈歡迎各位家長參加親子課）

1409
01:26:19,250 --> 01:26:24,000
-媽媽辛苦了
-爸爸辛苦了

1410
01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:26,791
我知道

1411
01:26:27,375 --> 01:26:29,625
你一直在騙我

1412
01:26:29,708 --> 01:26:32,583
我再也見不到外婆了

1413
01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:34,625
但是

1414
01:26:35,208 --> 01:26:37,125
我不害怕了

1415
01:26:38,375 --> 01:26:39,708
因為

1416
01:26:40,666 --> 01:26:43,125
我有爸爸了

1417
01:27:27,125 --> 01:27:28,500
妳爸爸叫什麼呀？

1418
01:27:28,583 --> 01:27:30,541
莫三妹

1419
01:27:32,083 --> 01:27:33,250
住在什麼地方啊？

1420
01:27:33,333 --> 01:27:37,500
延江市雨花區槐安路73號，上天堂

1421
01:27:39,083 --> 01:27:40,458
妳爸爸電話多少啊？

1422
01:27:42,291 --> 01:27:45,000
大晚上的，你幹什麼啊？

1423
01:27:45,833 --> 01:27:47,750
我好睏啊

1424
01:27:53,625 --> 01:27:54,791
妳以後…

1425
01:27:57,750 --> 01:27:59,375
不會把我忘了吧？

1426
01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:09,875
我去給妳找個鏡子照一下

1427
01:29:19,333 --> 01:29:21,666
這都是些她平時會用到的東西

1428
01:29:22,250 --> 01:29:24,416
她的衣服，然後她愛吃的零食

1429
01:29:24,500 --> 01:29:25,583
-好
-她的書包

1430
01:29:26,250 --> 01:29:27,291
她平時不愛喝水

1431
01:29:27,375 --> 01:29:29,291
妳一定要盯著她多喝點水

1432
01:29:31,875 --> 01:29:33,500
這個布老虎叫豆角

1433
01:29:33,583 --> 01:29:34,791
是她外婆給她縫的

1434
01:29:34,875 --> 01:29:36,375
是她最喜歡的東西

1435
01:29:36,458 --> 01:29:39,041
她平時睡覺的時候喜歡摸大人的胳膊

1436
01:29:39,125 --> 01:29:41,166
然後她就喜歡嘬這個地方

1437
01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:43,583
她吃東西的時候喜歡狼吞虎嚥

1438
01:29:43,666 --> 01:29:46,625
然後妳一定要提醒她
掉在地上的東西就不要再吃了

1439
01:29:46,708 --> 01:29:48,125
老子警告妳啊

1440
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,833
妳一定要對她好一點

1441
01:29:50,916 --> 01:29:53,416
監獄裡老子熟
老子不介意再進去一回啊

1442
01:30:05,875 --> 01:30:07,708
我準備了一點錢，不是很多，妳拿著

1443
01:30:07,791 --> 01:30:09,083
-這個我不能要
-妳拿著

1444
01:30:09,166 --> 01:30:10,041
這個不能要

1445
01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:11,083
-老子不是給妳的
-我不要

1446
01:30:11,166 --> 01:30:13,041
-老子是給小文
-三哥

1447
01:30:13,666 --> 01:30:15,000
這是哪？

1448
01:30:16,291 --> 01:30:17,708
妳是誰？

1449
01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:21,250
孩子，我是媽媽啊

1450
01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:22,875
我是媽媽啊

1451
01:30:22,958 --> 01:30:24,291
-媽媽帶妳回家
-我沒有媽

1452
01:30:24,375 --> 01:30:26,291
-怎麼會沒有媽媽呢？
-小文

1453
01:30:26,375 --> 01:30:27,791
小文，妳聽三哥說啊

1454
01:30:27,875 --> 01:30:29,458
她真的是親媽

1455
01:30:29,541 --> 01:30:30,750
她現在是帶妳回家的

1456
01:30:30,833 --> 01:30:32,375
我不跟她走

1457
01:30:32,458 --> 01:30:33,541
-小文
-放開我

1458
01:30:33,625 --> 01:30:35,916
-鬆手啊，聽話
-我不跟她走

1459
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:38,083
-聽話
-我沒有媽，我不跟她走

1460
01:30:38,166 --> 01:30:40,333
哥，你讓我們走吧

1461
01:30:40,416 --> 01:30:41,333
讓我們走吧

1462
01:30:41,416 --> 01:30:43,750
我不跟她走，放開我

1463
01:30:43,833 --> 01:30:47,000
-走，開車
-我不跟她走，放開我

1464
01:30:47,083 --> 01:30:48,000
三哥

1465
01:30:48,083 --> 01:30:49,958
回來…

1466
01:30:50,625 --> 01:30:52,041
三哥

1467
01:30:53,500 --> 01:30:54,750
-我不跟她走
-聽話

1468
01:30:54,833 --> 01:30:56,666
-聽話，跟媽媽回家
-三哥

1469
01:31:01,333 --> 01:31:03,083
三哥

1470
01:31:07,333 --> 01:31:10,000
-別喊了，小文
-三哥

1471
01:31:10,583 --> 01:31:12,125
-三哥
-過來…

1472
01:31:16,833 --> 01:31:18,500
別拍了，別喊了

1473
01:31:18,583 --> 01:31:21,291
爸爸

1474
01:31:22,041 --> 01:31:24,125
爸爸

1475
01:32:23,833 --> 01:32:26,625
你永遠都這麼自以為是，是吧？

1476
01:32:27,291 --> 01:32:28,916
你徵求小文意見了嗎？

1477
01:32:31,333 --> 01:32:33,291
你問過我們兩個意見嗎？

1478
01:32:34,166 --> 01:32:36,416
我們兩個才是她爸媽

1479
01:32:37,708 --> 01:32:39,708
她戶口在我這裡的

1480
01:32:40,625 --> 01:32:42,583
你太自私了

1481
01:32:43,708 --> 01:32:45,583
你太自私了

1482
01:32:45,666 --> 01:32:47,666
你太自私了

1483
01:32:49,916 --> 01:32:51,083
你不是想散夥嗎？

1484
01:32:51,166 --> 01:32:53,333
散，現在就散

1485
01:32:53,416 --> 01:32:54,458
收拾東西

1486
01:32:54,541 --> 01:32:56,208
狼心狗肺

1487
01:32:56,750 --> 01:32:58,333
活該你爸瞧不上你

1488
01:32:58,875 --> 01:33:01,333
活該你女朋友給你戴綠帽子

1489
01:33:05,875 --> 01:33:07,333
不配當個人啊你

1490
01:33:07,416 --> 01:33:08,833
狗東西

1491
01:33:18,083 --> 01:33:19,416
三丫頭

1492
01:33:20,041 --> 01:33:22,208
爸爸走了

1493
01:33:55,333 --> 01:33:56,583
孩子們

1494
01:33:57,166 --> 01:33:59,791
早晚都會有這麼一天

1495
01:34:01,250 --> 01:34:04,291
提前寫了一封家書給你們

1496
01:34:06,125 --> 01:34:08,875
你們姐弟不要難過

1497
01:34:09,666 --> 01:34:13,291
人啊，總歸是要有一死

1498
01:34:16,333 --> 01:34:20,041
老三，我的後事就交給你了

1499
01:34:20,916 --> 01:34:24,541
別搞什麼披麻戴孝那一套

1500
01:34:24,625 --> 01:34:26,583
我看夠了

1501
01:34:28,500 --> 01:34:31,458
我就是想乾乾淨淨地來

1502
01:34:31,541 --> 01:34:34,166
也乾乾淨淨地走

1503
01:34:35,208 --> 01:34:37,166
不要亂花錢

1504
01:34:37,916 --> 01:34:38,958
記著啊

1505
01:34:39,500 --> 01:34:41,666
老子盯著你呢

1506
01:35:12,458 --> 01:35:15,291
我要一個私人訂製的葬禮

1507
01:35:15,875 --> 01:35:18,625
體面，還得省錢

1508
01:35:19,833 --> 01:35:22,166
有買骨灰盒的錢

1509
01:35:22,250 --> 01:35:25,833
不如全家人一起吃一頓

1510
01:35:25,916 --> 01:35:27,750
燒完以後啊

1511
01:35:27,833 --> 01:35:31,333
就把我裝到這個罐子裡

1512
01:35:32,916 --> 01:35:34,625
怎麼發送我呢

1513
01:35:34,708 --> 01:35:36,500
你做主

1514
01:35:36,583 --> 01:35:40,875
這就算爸爸留給你一個題目吧

1515
01:35:42,458 --> 01:35:44,916
你要是想不到答案呢

1516
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:47,416
我就待在這個罐子裡

1517
01:35:47,500 --> 01:35:49,041
不出去

1518
01:36:10,291 --> 01:36:12,583
姐，接下來怎麼辦？

1519
01:36:12,666 --> 01:36:13,791
什麼事怎麼辦？

1520
01:36:15,125 --> 01:36:17,416
爸爸的骨灰怎麼發送？

1521
01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:19,958
肯定跟媽媽一起合葬

1522
01:36:20,041 --> 01:36:23,166
不行，爸爸遺囑裡說得很清楚

1523
01:36:23,250 --> 01:36:25,125
說想要個不一樣的葬禮

1524
01:36:25,708 --> 01:36:27,583
還能怎麼不一樣啊？

1525
01:36:27,666 --> 01:36:28,875
不埋到地下

1526
01:36:28,958 --> 01:36:30,750
非要揚到天上去啊？

1527
01:36:36,583 --> 01:36:37,500
三丫頭

1528
01:36:37,583 --> 01:36:38,750
站住

1529
01:36:39,833 --> 01:36:41,041
-攔住他啊
-你快追一下

1530
01:36:41,125 --> 01:36:43,333
-快走
-快…

1531
01:36:43,416 --> 01:36:44,833
-開車追，快，快點
-好…

1532
01:36:48,125 --> 01:36:49,166
（青田殯儀館）

1533
01:36:49,250 --> 01:36:50,458
快點…

1534
01:36:55,250 --> 01:36:57,041
老三，這麼大的事你不跟我說

1535
01:36:57,125 --> 01:36:58,166
你沒把我當兄弟

1536
01:36:58,250 --> 01:36:59,583
老子不是來找你了嗎？

1537
01:36:59,666 --> 01:37:00,708
-快…
-走…

1538
01:37:06,666 --> 01:37:08,416
三丫頭，停車

1539
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,458
你給我停下來

1540
01:37:16,458 --> 01:37:17,500
老三

1541
01:37:31,333 --> 01:37:33,875
-快點…
-快點…

1542
01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:36,416
攔住我大姐啊

1543
01:37:37,958 --> 01:37:39,000
三丫頭

1544
01:37:39,083 --> 01:37:40,333
你給我站住

1545
01:37:40,416 --> 01:37:41,416
-大姐
-你站住

1546
01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:42,791
-你們別過來
-你站住

1547
01:37:42,875 --> 01:37:44,416
-幫我拿著
-三丫頭

1548
01:37:44,500 --> 01:37:45,375
別去

1549
01:37:45,458 --> 01:37:46,291
-好
-快點

1550
01:37:46,375 --> 01:37:47,208
不要過來

1551
01:37:47,291 --> 01:37:49,041
過來啊，危險

1552
01:38:55,458 --> 01:38:56,875
爸爸

1553
01:38:59,791 --> 01:39:02,250
這樣夠不夠體面呢？

1554
01:39:39,333 --> 01:39:40,875
小文丟了

1555
01:39:51,125 --> 01:39:52,750
我有一個夢想

1556
01:39:52,833 --> 01:39:54,791
我要成為一名…

1557
01:39:54,875 --> 01:39:56,041
小文在不在你家裡？

1558
01:39:56,125 --> 01:39:57,208
小文

1559
01:40:30,666 --> 01:40:32,458
（私人訂製，專屬葬禮）

1560
01:40:37,750 --> 01:40:39,750
三哥

1561
01:40:52,083 --> 01:40:53,208
妳跑哪裡去了？

1562
01:40:53,291 --> 01:40:54,333
我問妳跑哪裡去了？

1563
01:40:54,416 --> 01:40:55,958
妳大半夜，妳瞎跑什麼啊妳？

1564
01:40:56,041 --> 01:40:57,375
妳被壞人拐走了怎麼辦？

1565
01:40:57,458 --> 01:40:58,750
妳跑丟了怎麼辦？

1566
01:41:03,458 --> 01:41:06,791
我的爸爸叫莫三妹

1567
01:41:07,625 --> 01:41:13,291
我家住在延江市雨花區槐安路73號

1568
01:41:13,375 --> 01:41:14,958
上天堂

1569
01:41:16,250 --> 01:41:18,166
我不會丟

1570
01:41:40,041 --> 01:41:41,750
爸爸答應妳啊

1571
01:41:41,833 --> 01:41:43,958
以後絕對不會再把妳丟下來了

1572
01:42:18,708 --> 01:42:20,833
奏樂

1573
01:42:21,625 --> 01:42:24,083
街坊鄰居、親朋好友、兄弟姐妹們

1574
01:42:24,166 --> 01:42:26,041
響起你們的掌聲

1575
01:42:26,125 --> 01:42:27,500
歡呼聲

1576
01:42:27,583 --> 01:42:29,750
尖叫聲

1577
01:42:35,125 --> 01:42:37,458
進喜堂了

1578
01:42:37,541 --> 01:42:39,958
-吃喜糖
-一生到白首

1579
01:42:40,041 --> 01:42:41,916
下輩子還牽手

1580
01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:44,625
-三胎一定有
-吃喜糖

1581
01:42:44,708 --> 01:42:46,583
-吃喜糖
-鬧洞房了

1582
01:42:47,166 --> 01:42:48,541
來…過來，走這邊

1583
01:42:48,625 --> 01:42:49,458
這邊

1584
01:42:49,541 --> 01:42:52,500
親一個…

1585
01:42:52,583 --> 01:42:56,333
-親一個…
-親一個…

1586
01:42:56,416 --> 01:43:00,875
-親一個…
-親一個…

1587
01:43:01,916 --> 01:43:05,500
-親一個…
-親一個…

1588
01:43:05,583 --> 01:43:08,416
-再來一個
-親一個…

1589
01:43:09,125 --> 01:43:12,083
-親一個…
-親一個…

1590
01:43:15,375 --> 01:43:16,333
給小文

1591
01:43:26,333 --> 01:43:28,333
我們這一行妳能不能幹呢？

1592
01:44:32,625 --> 01:44:39,583
（天上的每一顆星
都是愛過我們的人）

1593
01:44:56,458 --> 01:44:57,500
兩個對碰

1594
01:44:58,208 --> 01:44:59,458
好，給妳…

1595
01:45:11,333 --> 01:45:13,041
三哥

1596
01:45:35,958 --> 01:45:37,041
笑？

1597
01:45:38,166 --> 01:45:39,208
開始

1598
01:51:53,000 --> 01:51:58,000
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