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外婆

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外婆

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外婆

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外婆

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外婆

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外婆

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熙熙

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你怎么回事啊你？

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你耍老子是吧？

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老子天天给你打电话

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天天给你发微信

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你电话不接 微信不回

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你想干什么啊你？

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熙熙

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不好意思啊 我刚才说话有点冲

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我就是太想你了 你说…

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说

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不行啊

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还是你来吧

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她硬了

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三哥 你这个脑壳剃得可以

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老子像你爸爸脑壳

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你怎么回事？

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老子是你爸爸

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热水

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毛巾

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不要碰我外婆

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-别碰我外婆
-你干什么？

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别碰我外婆

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别碰

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别碰我外婆

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放老子下来

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别碰我外婆

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-我演讲的题目是
-不要碰我外婆

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-放老子下来
-《我爱我的家》

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小武 看着你妹妹

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放老子出去

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宽脚穿鞋走大路

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平安走过奈何桥

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-上午10点 青田殡仪馆春晖厅
-升天堂 归正位

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-保佑儿女多富贵
-刘总要过来

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提前过去找好车位

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你妈妈也真是的

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非挑这个时候走

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真是越忙越添乱

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能不能明天再发丧？

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我想多留我妈一天

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今天去北京的机票是退不了了

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我就不去了

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你说不去就不去了？

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我警告你啊

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这可是儿子一辈子的人生大事

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就是再多停几天

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老娘也是走了

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正好

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我们就多陪一会老娘 好不好？

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站住

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我记得你老娘
手上有个祖传的金戒指呀

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你什么意思？

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死人的东西也偷

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你不怕遭报应

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-你什么意思？
-我偷什么东西啊？

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-你不要乱讲话
-我干吗偷你东西？

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我们没有偷

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你们怎么证明自己没偷东西？

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你看 是不是没有偷？

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戒指那么小

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我怎么知道你们藏到哪里了？

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你搜老子

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你搜老子

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-搜啊
-流氓

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你别跑

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没有抓到现行

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不能瞎说

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他是三哥 刚从监狱里放出来

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你们几个嘴上的裤腰带松了是吧？

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老子给你们紧一下

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老三

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火葬场的车来了 出殡吗？

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老子不干了

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账都没结

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妈

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一路走好

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起

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你外婆在那个大箱子里

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妈

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她要被拉到火葬场

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烧成灰

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埋到坟里

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胡说 老子撕烂你的嘴

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她死了 你再也见不到她了

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你再说

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慢点啊

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-别跑
-你慢点

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老三

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又送走一个？

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老子早晚把你也送走

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接着

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烟不错 下次给包整的

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能不能把车停远一点？

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积点德

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老子停自己家门口 关你屁事啊？

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你一个搞丧葬的

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把车停在我们婚庆店门口

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我们还怎么做生意啊？

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小胖 过来

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死人用的 进去洗手

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是啊

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听你妈妈的话 拿开水烫一下

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要不然手要烂掉

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你也进去漱口

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你给老子快点把车停远一点

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老子就不

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你是谁的老子啊？

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吃桃 老爷子 吃桃

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日子让你过成浆糊了

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这一年你算是糊弄过来了

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我遵守诺言

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店是你的了

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这一行 有能耐的看不上

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没能耐的干不了

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这两本半工作笔记

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是你爷爷我

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还有你二哥亲手写的

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把它要继承下去

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每发送一个人

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总结一下

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我是要定期检查的

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好 爸爸

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我知道了

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给你爷爷和二哥磕头

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大姐

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没那个必要吧？

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让你磕就磕 快点

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爷爷 孙子给您磕头了

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二哥就算了

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我根本就没见过他

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你给我放下

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我替他磕

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我给爷爷磕一个

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我给二哥也磕一个

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磕完了

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拿着身份证 过户去

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过户的事情明天再说

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怎么走？

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我有照片

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就从这边

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从这边走

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记住了吧？

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-就是那边
-谢谢阿姨

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开门

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开门

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开门

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老子听到你手机铃声了

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开门

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你来干什么？

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你怎么停业了？

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我不是给你发消息了吗？

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都分了

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你要再不开门

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老子把你店给你砸了 你信不信？

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我爸的房子我弄到手了

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你出去

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你家里房子跟我有什么关系呢？

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你不是一直想
加盟一家大的母婴店吗？

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老子帮你弄

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老子都等两个多月了 你知道吗？

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-憋死老子
-滚

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你去洗吧

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老六

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三妹来了

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刚换好的床单

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被你搞得稀烂

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你个…

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老子…

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老六起来

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老婆

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是他先动的手

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你松手

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起来

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我怀孕了

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我怀孕了

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他的

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老子当时是为了你
跟他打架进的监狱

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我就想结个婚、生个孩子

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有个家、有个依靠 不行吗？

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你凭什么觉得老子给不了你家

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-你拿什么给？
-给不了你依靠？

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我根本看不到你成熟的样子

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更看不到你当爹的样子

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兄弟

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这个钱

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你拿着

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当我们对你的补偿

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就是你

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最后碰我外婆的就是你

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你把我外婆送哪去了？

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有毛病吧？

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-你把我外婆送哪去了？
-好啦

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-送哪去了？把我外婆送哪去了？
-送火葬场去了 送哪里去了？

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你没童年呀 你这个人

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火葬场就是老子的童年

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-你还我外婆
-没事

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-放开老子
-老子现在烦得很 你赶紧把她送走

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-还我外婆
-已经通知家长了 马上就来接了

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-放开老子
-我给你看动画片 好不好？

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-要不我给你买个冰激凌吃好不好？
-不好意思

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添麻烦了

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真是可以 让小朋友到处乱跑

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是 小文 走

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我不

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-跟我走嘛
-我不

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-我不
-干什么？

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-小文
-我不回去

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走吧 回去嘛

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我不回去

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过分了啊 走

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-小文
-我不走

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-小文
-我不回去

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-回去
-我不回去

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-我不回去
-走嘛 回去

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-你外婆在屋子里 你自己进去找她
-我不回去

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外婆

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哪来你的外婆？

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放开老子

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放开老子

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你松口

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-松口
-我要打你了

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-松口
-松口

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-走嘛
-放老子下来

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-你属狗的吧你？
-你个混蛋 还我外婆

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放开老子

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我让你放开老子

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房本到手了吧？

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你把房兑给我

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我们两家合并一起干婚庆

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你还是做你的老板

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给你15%的股份

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你别烦老子行不行？

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你们家要改改门风啊

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总做这个殡葬行业

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风水不好

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你老爸中年丧子

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你姐守了半辈子寡

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你再看看你

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30好几了

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找个女朋友

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还不一定能娶到你家里头

251
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-你有病吧你？
-你…

252
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-滚
-跟你谈合作

253
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三哥送你上天堂

254
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不如三哥送你入洞房

255
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-放心 过几天还要来的
-我等你们来

256
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好 慢走

257
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-谢谢老板 再见
-你们要的婚纱给你们留着

258
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-好走
-小胖 我们吃西瓜了

259
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,791
天要下雨 娘要嫁人

260
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你们考虑一下改行吧

261
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这种日子老子过不下去了

262
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老子要换个活法

263
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老三 我知道你心里有坎

264
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你说出来

265
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我们帮你开解一下

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老子有什么坎啊？

267
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不就是让人冤枉过你偷东西吗？

268
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不就是你女朋友给你戴绿帽子了吗？

269
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不就是给你戴绿帽子那个比你有钱

270
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比你混得好吗？

271
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不就是别人说你是吃死人饭的吗？

272
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:08,791
不就是觉得自己坐过牢

273
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老觉得自己低人一等吗？

274
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你们这是开解老子还是恶心老子？

275
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:15,000
老子现在就把招牌摘了

276
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归根结底 你就是心态有问题

277
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谁以前是干干净净的？

278
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我原来当小偷的

279
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她原来当小贩的

280
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你要是恶心 真的 大家不用活了

281
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,541
那老子去死行了吧？

282
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你去死了 你解决得了问题吗你？

283
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,958
你为什么活得这么难受？

284
00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:33,375
因为你自己都瞧不起你自己

285
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-你瞧不起你自己 谁瞧得起你？
-你跟老子吵什么？

286
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给我起来

287
00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,083
你给老子起来

288
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给老子起来

289
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还我外婆

290
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{\an8}-放开老子
-快点出来

291
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-出来 给老子出来
-放开老子

292
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-你走不走？走嘛
-我不回去

293
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我没有时间陪你玩了

294
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咬老子

295
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:08,583
小文

296
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:11,750
舅舅带你到北京玩一圈 好不好？

297
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:13,500
我哪也不去

298
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:14,833
我要找我外婆

299
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:17,125
你外婆已经…

300
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,458
到底怎么样了？

301
00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:24,250
再不走就赶不上飞机了

302
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:25,625
我知道

303
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:27,958
-她不出来 我有什么办法？
-我跟你讲啊

304
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,125
要是耽误我儿子的事情 我跟你没完

305
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:32,500
-快点
-你别喊了 我想办法

306
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,416
师傅 你把后备箱开一下

307
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,125
兄弟 你看这样行不行？

308
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,875
这个孩子帮我看三天 好不好？

309
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:46,500
-坚决不行的啊
-添麻烦了嘛

310
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:49,125
怎么就坚决不行呢？

311
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,541
老子说不行就不行

312
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这是寿衣店又不是孤儿院

313
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:55,958
你这个人不光没童年
你还没同情心呢你

314
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:58,208
你到底走不走啊？

315
00:16:58,291 --> 00:16:59,583
来了

316
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:02,083
-看看人家家里面多着急
-拜托了

317
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:03,541
小文 你听话

318
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,750
-快点 快一点啦
-放心吧 放心

319
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:07,708
慢走啊

320
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:11,875
你有毛病吧你？

321
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:15,666
你跟钱有仇是吗？

322
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,250
出来吧 不赶你走了

323
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:19,541
来

324
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:22,583
这小哪吒你搞得了？

325
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:25,875
快出来吧

326
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:27,750
洗个热水澡 别感冒了

327
00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:31,250
一个小孩看三天
有什么搞不了的呀？

328
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还我外婆

329
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吃

330
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:53,125
没有蒜吗？

331
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,125
什么？

332
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,291
外婆说

333
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,833
“吃面不吃蒜 香味少一半”

334
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,291
几天没吃饭了？

335
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,250
你爸妈都不管你啊？

336
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,666
我没爸妈

337
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,833
那你怎么找到这个地方来的？

338
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:20,333
我拍了照

339
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:22,208
我给人家看

340
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:24,291
人家就告诉我怎么走

341
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,583
外婆说

342
00:18:25,666 --> 00:18:27,625
“路都长在鼻子下面”

343
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,291
我们玩个游戏 好吧？

344
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:32,708
-捉迷藏
-我不玩

345
00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:34,708
那外婆平时跟你玩什么呀？

346
00:18:34,791 --> 00:18:36,041
打麻将

347
00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:40,583
来吧

348
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:43,500
打多大的？

349
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,416
你外婆的戒指是你偷的？

350
00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:53,625
我没偷 是外婆给我的

351
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,708
不能让舅舅知道

352
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,541
收起来

353
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:02,458
小孩子玩什么钱？

354
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:12,333
四条

355
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:13,583
碰

356
00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:15,500
东风

357
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:20,000
一局麻将要打到天亮吗？

358
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:26,958
胡了

359
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,166
清一色一条龙

360
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:31,416
捉五魁

361
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:33,833
再来

362
00:19:33,916 --> 00:19:35,333
外婆说

363
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:37,875
“见好就收”

364
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:41,500
睡觉

365
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,583
你拉的是羊尿吗？

366
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:16,625
这么大的味道

367
00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:18,375
要尿尿去厕所

368
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:19,333
洗手间

369
00:20:19,416 --> 00:20:20,500
茅厕

370
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,750
你外婆教了你这么多东西
你不会这都不知道吧？

371
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:26,166
深更半夜的 你跟个小孩吼什么？

372
00:20:26,791 --> 00:20:28,916
老子早就不尿床了

373
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,833
你家厕所我不敢去

374
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:32,708
厕所有什么好怕的？

375
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:42,875
没事的

376
00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:44,916
这都是纸糊的

377
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,833
跟你手上那个丑老虎一样

378
00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:47,750
假的

379
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,875
它有名字

380
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,166
叫豆角

381
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,791
是外婆做的

382
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,208
它们也有名字

383
00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:56,291
男的叫…

384
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,625
叫黄瓜 女的叫茄子

385
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,583
不用怕 都一样

386
00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:02,416
睡觉 我们睡觉

387
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,625
困了

388
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:06,541
睡觉觉

389
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:08,375
睡觉

390
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,583
老子睡哪里？

391
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:37,500
-喂？
-三丫头

392
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,791
我和爸爸在过户大厅等你啊

393
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,666
你带上房本过来吧

394
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,875
您这房本重要信息都被洗掉了

395
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,208
真没办法帮您过户

396
00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:09,166
那补办一个需要几天时间？

397
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:11,250
您得先去做遗失声明公告

398
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,208
最少要一个月左右吧

399
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,041
你们也太教条了吧？

400
00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:19,500
爸爸给儿子过户 用得着这么难吗？

401
00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:21,583
一个月你都等不了？

402
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,375
脑子里又打什么鬼主意呢？

403
00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:27,041
-别生气
-我能打什么主意啊？

404
00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:29,458
喂？你又跑医院干吗去了？

405
00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:31,416
我跟你说得很清楚了吧？

406
00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:33,583
关张了 不干了

407
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:35,666
你别跟老子唱反调行不行啊？

408
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:38,583
-我看是你跟老子唱反调
-爸爸

409
00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:40,791
干什么啊你？戳死我了

410
00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,500
房子给你是要做生意的

411
00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,166
你敢给老子关张了 我饶不了你

412
00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:46,708
靠

413
00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,083
三丫头

414
00:22:48,666 --> 00:22:50,500
老子盯着你呢

415
00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:07,375
我外婆呢？

416
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,625
说好了的

417
00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:15,458
睡醒了就带我去找外婆

418
00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:16,750
骗人

419
00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:23,625
我们是那个…

420
00:23:23,708 --> 00:23:25,291
-我先来等的
-那个…

421
00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:27,166
节哀顺变

422
00:23:29,916 --> 00:23:32,833
我女儿还没有咽气的时候
你们就在门口等着

423
00:23:32,916 --> 00:23:34,333
医生刚宣布死亡

424
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,250
你们马上像狗一样扑上来

425
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:37,875
你们没有孩子吗？

426
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,416
积点德吧

427
00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:45,500
是个小姑娘吗？

428
00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:48,791
病一年多了

429
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:50,750
好像心衰走的吧

430
00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:55,875
-喂？
-老头子真生气了

431
00:23:55,958 --> 00:23:56,791
我跟你说

432
00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:59,000
-想要房子就多干点正经事
-不是

433
00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:01,000
我又不是故意的

434
00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:03,458
我外婆呢？

435
00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:07,458
你别烦老子行不行？

436
00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:16,958
你要是听老子的话

437
00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:19,000
老子就带你去找外婆

438
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,416
听到没有？

439
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,875
你们有完没完？

440
00:24:47,875 --> 00:24:48,833
哥

441
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,916
借一步说话方不方便呢？

442
00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:59,791
我刚才看到你在走廊上发脾气

443
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:03,916
我特别能理解你现在的心情

444
00:25:04,541 --> 00:25:06,000
但是小孩的后事

445
00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:09,000
必须得有人帮你办呢

446
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:13,750
这屋里不能再有人垮掉了

447
00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:19,000
这是我女儿

448
00:25:19,541 --> 00:25:21,375
我老婆嫌我穷

449
00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:24,250
跟一个开母婴店的人跑了

450
00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:26,958
只能带着我女儿一起出来工作

451
00:25:27,041 --> 00:25:29,083
你如果信得过我的话

452
00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,375
就把女儿的后事交给我来办

453
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:33,333
这单我不为挣钱

454
00:25:33,416 --> 00:25:35,625
我只为了给我女儿积点德

455
00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:50,250
明天一早就火化了 所以特别着急

456
00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:53,166
-那就交给你了啊
-好

457
00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:56,291
-等一下
-干什么？

458
00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:59,000
给我老爸把这个合同拍过去

459
00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:01,125
先稳住他再说

460
00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:17,250
走

461
00:26:26,958 --> 00:26:28,708
闭嘴 别动

462
00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:29,916
记住了

463
00:26:52,625 --> 00:26:55,166
你外婆在那个大箱子里

464
00:26:55,250 --> 00:26:56,916
她要被拉到火葬场

465
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,291
烧成灰

466
00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:12,333
一路走好 愿天堂没有病痛

467
00:27:12,416 --> 00:27:16,750
请全体人员于灵前行三鞠躬礼

468
00:27:16,833 --> 00:27:18,541
一鞠躬

469
00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:20,000
二鞠躬

470
00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:21,458
请起

471
00:27:22,791 --> 00:27:24,083
我外婆呢？

472
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:26,208
我外婆就在这个大箱子里面

473
00:27:26,291 --> 00:27:28,666
-你们这怎么进来一个小孩？
-不是你家的小孩吗？

474
00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:31,000
你们是不是把我外婆也烧了？

475
00:27:31,625 --> 00:27:33,166
-出去
-还我外婆

476
00:27:33,791 --> 00:27:35,166
还我外婆

477
00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:38,708
还我外婆

478
00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:42,250
还我外婆

479
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,250
我外婆呢？外婆在哪里？

480
00:27:45,333 --> 00:27:46,458
还我外婆

481
00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:55,333
还我外婆

482
00:27:59,916 --> 00:28:01,708
可以

483
00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:02,666
领导放心

484
00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:04,125
一定照办

485
00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:07,125
你们两个回头…

486
00:28:10,375 --> 00:28:12,958
回头把罚款交一下

487
00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:16,291
你们两个把孩子带到这个地方

488
00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:18,458
又大闹人家的葬礼

489
00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:20,875
那个小姑娘我根本就不认识

490
00:28:20,958 --> 00:28:22,541
朋友家的小孩

491
00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:25,250
那你俩对得起人家这个朋友吗？

492
00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:27,458
你对得起你爸吗？

493
00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:29,708
你对得起你姐姐…

494
00:28:30,958 --> 00:28:32,250
你姐姐她咋样？

495
00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:34,375
你别提她行不行？

496
00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:36,208
你俩都离婚了 你还提她干吗？

497
00:28:36,291 --> 00:28:37,583
还不都是为了你

498
00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:39,625
你不交罚款

499
00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:42,291
你的车进不了殡仪馆

500
00:28:42,833 --> 00:28:44,083
干吗呀？

501
00:28:47,416 --> 00:28:49,416
你是上天专门派来毁老子的是吗？

502
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:51,166
你是不是觉得老子还不够倒霉啊？

503
00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:54,375
好 戳 戳死老子

504
00:28:54,458 --> 00:28:55,875
反正老子也不想活了 你戳啊

505
00:28:57,166 --> 00:29:01,416
我以为外婆在那个大盒子里

506
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,833
外婆

507
00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:05,750
天天外婆

508
00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:06,875
来 下来

509
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:10,291
你看见没有？

510
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:11,375
你看到那个烟囱没有？

511
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:13,041
你外婆被烧了 变成烟了

512
00:29:13,125 --> 00:29:15,083
飘到天上去了 不见了 消失了

513
00:29:15,166 --> 00:29:16,125
以后再也看不到她了

514
00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:17,458
你明不明白？

515
00:29:17,541 --> 00:29:18,666
懂不懂？

516
00:29:41,541 --> 00:29:43,958
外婆

517
00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:49,958
外婆

518
00:29:55,875 --> 00:29:57,375
外婆没有消失

519
00:29:57,458 --> 00:30:00,125
她就是去了另外一个世界了

520
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,875
外婆被烧成烟了

521
00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:07,541
烧成烟

522
00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:09,083
也没有消失啊

523
00:30:09,666 --> 00:30:11,416
飘到天上去了

524
00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:13,666
是吧？

525
00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:17,000
是吧？

526
00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:23,250
对

527
00:30:23,791 --> 00:30:25,750
飘到天上变成…

528
00:30:26,541 --> 00:30:27,750
变成星星了

529
00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:29,625
变成星星了

530
00:30:29,708 --> 00:30:30,916
三哥

531
00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:34,125
你要的货可搞定了

532
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,375
都是按照你的要求定制的

533
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:38,458
你看 这都是现刻的

534
00:30:38,541 --> 00:30:39,708
可以 谢谢啊

535
00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:40,708
走了啊

536
00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:44,541
这个小女孩也要被烧成烟吗？

537
00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:46,916
对

538
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,166
她跟外婆一样

539
00:30:49,250 --> 00:30:51,458
也要变成星星了

540
00:31:21,416 --> 00:31:23,750
小文 你又跑到哪去了？

541
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:31,333
小文 藕炖排骨我已经给你做好了

542
00:31:34,541 --> 00:31:35,958
快点回来啊

543
00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:37,583
路上要慢点啊

544
00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:42,333
你在外边玩 记得多喝水啊

545
00:31:42,416 --> 00:31:44,125
站在阴凉的地方

546
00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:46,458
女孩子要是让太阳晒黑了

547
00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:48,375
就不好看了

548
00:31:49,625 --> 00:31:53,666
丫丫 给你带了点西瓜
你赶快回来吃啊

549
00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:57,583
小文 今天过生日了

550
00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,958
不要在外边玩得太久了啊

551
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,541
快点回来啊

552
00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:05,416
喊你买个蒜 怎么这么久啊？

553
00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,750
你在做什么？

554
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,375
老子信了你的邪

555
00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:26,708
干什么？怎么了？

556
00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:29,375
干什么？

557
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:32,791
老子跟你说什么来着？

558
00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:34,916
这个小哪吒就是老子的克星

559
00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:39,208
你不把老子压到五指山下
你誓不罢休是吧？

560
00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:42,416
骨灰盒上面画画

561
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:43,833
你是怎么想的？

562
00:32:43,916 --> 00:32:44,875
说啊

563
00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:47,125
喂？

564
00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:50,583
我昨天那个骨灰盒还想再订一个
得等多久呀？

565
00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:52,416
明天早晨？

566
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:55,625
明天哪来得及？
今天早上9点就火化了

567
00:33:05,791 --> 00:33:08,333
妈妈来看你了 妈妈来了

568
00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:10,833
妈妈来了

569
00:33:11,666 --> 00:33:13,000
妈妈不好

570
00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:15,416
没能照顾好你

571
00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:18,041
对不起你 对不起

572
00:33:18,125 --> 00:33:19,375
去不掉

573
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:20,625
洗洁精

574
00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:21,583
消毒水

575
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,208
汽油、酒精

576
00:33:23,291 --> 00:33:24,250
全部都试过了

577
00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:25,875
要不然你跟他们商量一下

578
00:33:25,958 --> 00:33:26,916
换个别的吧

579
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,416
商量个屁呀？

580
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,375
人家要的是定制的骨灰盒

581
00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:31,708
又不是烟灰缸

582
00:33:31,791 --> 00:33:32,958
那怎么办？

583
00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:58,583
你睁大眼睛看着

584
00:33:58,666 --> 00:34:00,875
看老子是怎么被你害死的

585
00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:10,375
哥

586
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:12,333
我们都是有女儿的人

587
00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:14,125
我看见大嫂哭得这么伤心

588
00:34:14,208 --> 00:34:15,291
我…

589
00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:18,791
我心里也难受

590
00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:25,833
我女儿她…

591
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:29,125
想表示对同龄人的哀悼

592
00:34:34,541 --> 00:34:36,125
你们自己看吧

593
00:35:01,958 --> 00:35:03,750
看得出你们的用心

594
00:35:04,750 --> 00:35:06,083
我们的女儿她…

595
00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:12,000
她就喜欢画画

596
00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:21,166
你女儿呢？

597
00:35:21,833 --> 00:35:23,333
我女儿…

598
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,083
在那

599
00:35:33,708 --> 00:35:34,958
我们俩一直忙事业

600
00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:36,833
直到孩子病了

601
00:35:36,916 --> 00:35:38,916
我们才知道什么才是最重要的

602
00:35:39,625 --> 00:35:40,833
好好陪着她

603
00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,083
拿着

604
00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:47,291
不行 使不得

605
00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:49,875
-哥 这使不得 你的殡葬钱…
-这是给孩子的

606
00:36:18,791 --> 00:36:20,125
吃 全部都是你的

607
00:36:20,208 --> 00:36:23,416
还说人家是扫把星、克星

608
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:24,958
明显就是个福星

609
00:36:25,041 --> 00:36:27,291
只要她不吵着找她外婆

610
00:36:27,791 --> 00:36:29,291
就没那么讨厌

611
00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:36,583
掉地上的东西你就不要吃了

612
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,500
这不是还有这么多呢

613
00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:49,333
这是什么东西？

614
00:36:52,666 --> 00:36:53,916
这不能吃啊

615
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,625
-吐出来 吐
-吐出来

616
00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:56,541
吐出来

617
00:36:56,625 --> 00:36:57,791
张嘴

618
00:36:58,833 --> 00:36:59,791
快点

619
00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:01,125
东西呢？

620
00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:02,958
咽了？

621
00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:04,875
外婆说

622
00:37:04,958 --> 00:37:06,750
“粒粒皆辛苦”

623
00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:26,875
这个东西也能误吃？

624
00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:29,166
你们家长也太不负责任了 好不好？

625
00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:30,666
能不能取得出来呢？

626
00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:31,833
先用点药啊

627
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,333
再吃点韭菜、香蕉这一类的

628
00:37:34,416 --> 00:37:36,583
观察一下她这两天的大便情况

629
00:37:36,666 --> 00:37:38,000
看能不能排出来

630
00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:56,625
你们那边有没有啊？

631
00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:57,625
没有

632
00:38:04,291 --> 00:38:06,041
该你们了

633
00:38:29,083 --> 00:38:30,291
拉出来了

634
00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:31,833
小文 你太棒了

635
00:38:31,916 --> 00:38:34,291
拉出来了

636
00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:35,958
拉出来了

637
00:38:40,416 --> 00:38:42,583
喂？你回来了？

638
00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:44,458
不用

639
00:38:44,541 --> 00:38:45,708
我给你送回去

640
00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:46,625
回来了

641
00:38:46,708 --> 00:38:48,833
收拾东西

642
00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:51,250
好

643
00:38:59,458 --> 00:39:03,208
全家人花了我几个月的工资
陪你到北京去

644
00:39:03,291 --> 00:39:04,541
你倒好

645
00:39:04,625 --> 00:39:06,083
你给我拿个倒数第一

646
00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:07,625
你还有脸呢你？

647
00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:10,791
这个孩子毁就毁在你身上

648
00:39:10,875 --> 00:39:11,916
我看你的心思啊

649
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,041
都花在别人家的孩子身上了

650
00:39:15,791 --> 00:39:18,833
不好意思 给你们添麻烦了

651
00:39:18,916 --> 00:39:20,958
大哥 你看一下这个医院的单据

652
00:39:21,041 --> 00:39:25,458
-没问题的话 手机转钱给我就行
-你妈没给我留一分钱

653
00:39:25,541 --> 00:39:27,333
我凭什么养着这个拖油瓶呢？

654
00:39:27,416 --> 00:39:28,250
你要是想养

655
00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:30,541
你就把她带到你们四川老家去养

656
00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:32,916
你也让我养 他也让我养

657
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,500
她凭什么让我养？

658
00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:35,791
你在搞笑吗？

659
00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:37,041
你不赚钱就算了

660
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:38,375
我一个人很累

661
00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:39,541
你怎么又回来了？

662
00:39:40,875 --> 00:39:42,000
你们…

663
00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:44,083
能不能对小孩好一点？

664
00:39:44,166 --> 00:39:45,541
你要是想对她好啊

665
00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:46,916
你就养她呀

666
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,250
走 别脏了我家里的地板

667
00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:51,000
你说什么呢？

668
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:52,916
-你还骂人
-老子问你说什么呢

669
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,416
你简直是个流氓 你知道吗？

670
00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:55,500
-你再骂
-我要报警

671
00:39:55,583 --> 00:39:57,583
-你给我说什么？老子一巴掌拍死你
-让开

672
00:39:57,666 --> 00:39:59,333
你真没素质 我要报警

673
00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:00,291
-等一下
-滚啊

674
00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:02,250
没有素质的东西

675
00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,875
好事做到底

676
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:08,958
能不能让小文在你们那再待几天？

677
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,041
情况你都看到了

678
00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:14,708
我还要给我老婆做做思想工作

679
00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:16,166
大哥

680
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:18,333
你真的把我们那边当孤儿院啊？

681
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,750
我们那是寿衣店啊

682
00:40:20,833 --> 00:40:22,666
我继续给钱啊

683
00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:24,333
小文

684
00:40:24,416 --> 00:40:27,041
你是愿意在这呢

685
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,625
还是愿意跟他们走？

686
00:40:46,375 --> 00:40:48,416
你说你又抽什么风？

687
00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:50,458
你还嫌这几天过得不够刺激吗？

688
00:40:50,541 --> 00:40:52,250
你再说 你养就养吧

689
00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:53,833
你钱又不要人家的

690
00:40:53,916 --> 00:40:54,958
之前自己又说

691
00:40:55,041 --> 00:40:57,541
“她就是我克星
我的克星就是她了”

692
00:40:57,625 --> 00:40:59,958
你属孙悟空的？一天变一个样的呀

693
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:01,750
你还真说对了

694
00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:03,916
老子就是属孙悟空的

695
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,791
老子就见不得这群妖魔鬼怪欺负人

696
00:41:16,791 --> 00:41:18,041
你怎么来了？

697
00:41:20,666 --> 00:41:22,583
你干什么啊？吃错药了吧？

698
00:41:22,666 --> 00:41:24,416
你姐夫到家里说你带着个孩子

699
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:26,291
把殡仪馆闹翻了天

700
00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:28,875
他个结巴还爱打小报告

701
00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:30,833
你还学会骂人了你

702
00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:33,875
-爸爸
-老子今天就要人前训子

703
00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,750
好 你打 这里打 来

704
00:41:35,833 --> 00:41:37,458
-朝这里打 打
-我…

705
00:41:37,541 --> 00:41:38,958
-我…
-不能打三哥

706
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,458
这就是那个孩子？

707
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,458
快点给人家送回去

708
00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:53,875
那火葬场是孩子能去的地方吗？

709
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,541
我像她这么大的时候

710
00:41:55,625 --> 00:41:57,583
你都教会我给死人穿衣服了好不好？

711
00:41:57,666 --> 00:41:58,916
瞎说什么呢？

712
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,083
你别忘了 你还在考验期

713
00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:02,500
你还想不想要这个房子啊？

714
00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:03,625
好了

715
00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:05,916
他都拿这个破房子吓唬我一年多了

716
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,833
他从来就没想真的给我

717
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:08,833
你闭嘴

718
00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:11,750
那这样好不好？

719
00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:13,708
这个房子我自己买

720
00:42:13,791 --> 00:42:15,125
你买不起

721
00:42:15,208 --> 00:42:16,416
你报个价

722
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:17,375
三十万？

723
00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:19,458
-五十万？
-喂

724
00:42:19,541 --> 00:42:21,416
-一百万？
-三丫头 你疯了吧你？

725
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:22,875
30天

726
00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:24,666
拿三十万

727
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:27,750
否则给老子从这滚出去

728
00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:28,916
老爷子

729
00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:31,750
老爷子

730
00:42:34,416 --> 00:42:36,333
又要养小孩

731
00:42:36,416 --> 00:42:38,416
又要买房

732
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:41,375
我今天晚上肯定失眠了

733
00:43:33,166 --> 00:43:35,041
给我说一下你的手机号

734
00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:37,500
你别烦老子

735
00:43:37,583 --> 00:43:39,375
说一下嘛

736
00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:47,791
17386037884

737
00:44:02,791 --> 00:44:05,125
真的被压到五指山下面了吧

738
00:44:10,416 --> 00:44:13,291
要不是因为你大闹殡仪馆找你外婆

739
00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:15,750
老子也不会被压在五指山下

740
00:44:15,833 --> 00:44:17,916
老子被五指山压住

741
00:44:18,583 --> 00:44:20,625
你也找不到你外婆

742
00:44:32,291 --> 00:44:34,458
你下巴上是长了个洞吗你？

743
00:44:36,666 --> 00:44:38,458
这掉出来就别吃了

744
00:44:39,833 --> 00:44:42,875
“没超过三秒就可以捡起来吃”

745
00:44:42,958 --> 00:44:44,416
外婆说的

746
00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:47,875
老子今天给你立下规矩

747
00:44:47,958 --> 00:44:48,791
第一

748
00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:52,416
以后吃东西的时候细嚼慢咽

749
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:53,333
第二

750
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,333
掉在地上的脏东西就不要再吃了

751
00:44:57,416 --> 00:45:00,666
“不干不净 吃了没病”

752
00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:02,041
外婆说的

753
00:45:02,125 --> 00:45:03,000
第三

754
00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:04,958
以后不要再跟老子提你的外婆了

755
00:45:05,041 --> 00:45:07,291
从今天开始把你外婆给忘掉

756
00:45:08,416 --> 00:45:09,541
第四

757
00:45:09,625 --> 00:45:11,041
以后不许再咬人了

758
00:45:17,041 --> 00:45:18,791
神经兮兮的

759
00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:21,583
你去哪里啊？

760
00:45:21,666 --> 00:45:23,666
老子去拉屎

761
00:45:23,750 --> 00:45:24,666
第五

762
00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:26,708
以后不许再自称老子

763
00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:27,625
走了啊

764
00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:28,541
-慢走啊
-慢走

765
00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:30,083
一个月掏三十万

766
00:45:30,166 --> 00:45:32,541
干脆像你之前说的样子
直接散伙算了

767
00:45:32,625 --> 00:45:34,875
老子自己惹的祸 老子自己一个人扛

768
00:45:34,958 --> 00:45:36,791
你扛？你扛个屁呀？

769
00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:39,916
你跟你老爸较什么劲呀？

770
00:45:40,791 --> 00:45:42,250
不就是不让你养小文吗？

771
00:45:42,333 --> 00:45:44,250
你先把小文送回去

772
00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:46,250
等他气消了就解决了

773
00:45:46,333 --> 00:45:49,041
磕个头 再认个错不就完了嘛？

774
00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:51,250
他不让老子养 老子还非得养

775
00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:52,833
老子就养给他看

776
00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:54,583
小文

777
00:45:56,833 --> 00:45:57,833
小文

778
00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:05,666
喂？

779
00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:07,333
老三

780
00:46:07,416 --> 00:46:09,416
你来公园找我

781
00:46:10,708 --> 00:46:12,458
这个是刘爷爷

782
00:46:12,541 --> 00:46:14,375
外婆的舞伴

783
00:46:14,458 --> 00:46:15,791
这个是三哥

784
00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:19,583
就是他把我外婆变成星星的

785
00:46:19,666 --> 00:46:21,916
你们两个谈吧

786
00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:24,333
我想办场葬礼

787
00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:25,708
给谁办呢？

788
00:46:25,791 --> 00:46:27,333
给我自己办

789
00:46:29,625 --> 00:46:30,500
爷爷

790
00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:32,625
小姑娘不懂事也就算了

791
00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:34,833
你说你这一大把年纪了还扯淡

792
00:46:34,916 --> 00:46:36,416
你是不是有病啊你？

793
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:37,583
走

794
00:46:37,666 --> 00:46:40,250
三哥 再谈谈嘛

795
00:46:40,333 --> 00:46:41,625
别抓着我

796
00:46:41,708 --> 00:46:44,833
我现在没有什么牵挂了

797
00:46:44,916 --> 00:46:47,000
我就想看看自己的葬礼嘛

798
00:46:47,083 --> 00:46:49,166
我给你们钱就是了

799
00:46:49,250 --> 00:46:50,666
能给多少钱？

800
00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:52,625
办个葬礼能花多少钱嘛？

801
00:46:52,708 --> 00:46:55,041
那看你要办什么样子的

802
00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:56,041
那在古代

803
00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:56,958
一个穷人死了

804
00:46:57,041 --> 00:46:59,000
发他个凉席就打发了

805
00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:00,291
那要是皇上死了

806
00:47:00,375 --> 00:47:02,208
那举国上下都要哭丧

807
00:47:02,291 --> 00:47:04,458
花半个国库的钱也是有可能的

808
00:47:04,541 --> 00:47:06,500
那我就办个皇上的葬礼呀

809
00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:07,958
疯了吧你？

810
00:47:08,041 --> 00:47:09,250
我出三十万

811
00:47:11,541 --> 00:47:13,291
你们要是能办

812
00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:15,083
我马上就付定金

813
00:47:18,083 --> 00:47:18,916
能办

814
00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:20,833
成交

815
00:47:21,333 --> 00:47:22,291
成交

816
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:24,708
干杯

817
00:47:25,791 --> 00:47:27,333
干杯

818
00:47:27,416 --> 00:47:28,708
成功

819
00:47:31,375 --> 00:47:35,041
解铃还须系铃人 是吧？

820
00:47:35,125 --> 00:47:36,958
我们小文确实是闯祸了

821
00:47:37,041 --> 00:47:38,666
捅了一个大窟窿

822
00:47:38,750 --> 00:47:41,708
那人家转眼自己就把窟窿填上了

823
00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:44,875
这事你们是不是再斟酌一下？

824
00:47:44,958 --> 00:47:46,583
会有人花这么多钱

825
00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:48,958
给自己办一场这么荒诞的葬礼？

826
00:47:49,041 --> 00:47:52,250
这个林子大了 什么鸟都有

827
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,375
服装、场景

828
00:47:55,458 --> 00:47:58,291
白雪 你到你们剧团那里去解决

829
00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:00,916
建仁 群众演员的事情

830
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,291
-交给你来解决
-看一下

831
00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:03,708
演古装戏的机会呀

832
00:48:03,791 --> 00:48:05,166
有钱的啊

833
00:48:06,583 --> 00:48:09,333
我们总体的原则就是

834
00:48:09,416 --> 00:48:11,416
能省则省

835
00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:12,666
来 喝

836
00:48:16,958 --> 00:48:18,208
-没有
-十

837
00:48:18,291 --> 00:48:19,791
-没有 15
-10

838
00:48:21,791 --> 00:48:24,083
100块钱一天呀 叔叔 100块钱

839
00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:28,041
有酬劳 看一下啊

840
00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:31,708
小文 三哥最懂你了

841
00:48:32,708 --> 00:48:35,916
三哥小时候过得也不怎么开心

842
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,125
干一杯

843
00:48:41,125 --> 00:48:42,625
多少钱一天呀？

844
00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:50,125
苍天垂泪

845
00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:54,625
大地悲鸣

846
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:58,833
山河震荡

847
00:48:58,916 --> 00:49:03,791
日月无光

848
00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:09,916
陛下驾崩了

849
00:49:10,625 --> 00:49:13,208
奏乐

850
00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:24,250
就不能哭大声点？

851
00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:26,041
大声点啊

852
00:49:26,125 --> 00:49:27,708
哭 伤心

853
00:49:27,791 --> 00:49:28,708
难过啊

854
00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:30,833
不哭不给钱啊 快点

855
00:49:32,416 --> 00:49:34,875
大点声

856
00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:39,125
你也哭啊

857
00:49:43,958 --> 00:49:45,541
皇上

858
00:49:47,541 --> 00:49:49,833
皇上

859
00:49:50,458 --> 00:49:51,708
老爸

860
00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:53,166
老子信了你的邪

861
00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:54,958
你真是丢我们刘家的脸

862
00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:57,875
-哪个是莫三妹？
-哪个是？

863
00:49:58,458 --> 00:49:59,791
就是他

864
00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:00,916
-看到没？
-快跑

865
00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:04,958
-抓住他们
-快跑

866
00:50:05,041 --> 00:50:06,791
-快跑
-这呢

867
00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:09,125
在这呢

868
00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:13,041
把我的钱拿回来

869
00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:22,208
-走
-放开老子

870
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:26,875
放开老子

871
00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:30,416
你放开

872
00:50:49,791 --> 00:50:51,250
你干什么呀？

873
00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:53,458
外婆教的

874
00:50:53,541 --> 00:50:55,625
消炎止痛

875
00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:03,416
好了

876
00:51:07,291 --> 00:51:08,458
签个字

877
00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:17,875
可以走了

878
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:25,458
请等一下 三哥

879
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:29,291
你们是不是觉得我老不正经

880
00:51:29,375 --> 00:51:31,166
吃饱了撑的？

881
00:51:32,416 --> 00:51:33,500
前年

882
00:51:34,083 --> 00:51:35,416
房子拆迁

883
00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:37,500
拿了一笔拆迁款

884
00:51:37,583 --> 00:51:38,791
从那以后

885
00:51:38,875 --> 00:51:41,625
这个家里就没有清静过

886
00:51:42,750 --> 00:51:43,833
所以

887
00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:47,416
你就找个由头把钱给花了

888
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,375
那天小文来找我

889
00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:53,708
让我帮她把她外婆留下的钱取出来

890
00:51:54,875 --> 00:51:57,750
她说你遇到难处了

891
00:51:57,833 --> 00:52:01,083
要帮你把五行山搬开

892
00:52:02,916 --> 00:52:04,500
听小文说

893
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,583
今后她就要跟着你过了

894
00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:12,375
我是真想要帮帮你们啊

895
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,416
小文的外婆在世的时候也很可怜

896
00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:22,708
也没给小文留下多少钱

897
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,083
小伙子

898
00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:29,416
对小文好一点

899
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:33,291
我替她外婆谢谢你了

900
00:52:37,416 --> 00:52:39,791
别砸了 爸爸

901
00:52:39,875 --> 00:52:42,250
爸爸 你别砸了 别砸了

902
00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:46,041
老子今天就是要把上天堂全砸烂了

903
00:52:46,125 --> 00:52:47,625
一把火烧了

904
00:52:47,708 --> 00:52:51,000
也比让这个兔崽子给祸害了强

905
00:52:51,083 --> 00:52:53,250
给活人办葬礼啊你

906
00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:55,083
这一行就没这个先例

907
00:52:55,166 --> 00:52:57,250
先例总得有人开吧

908
00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:59,375
我开了 不就有这个先例了

909
00:52:59,458 --> 00:53:00,416
老头

910
00:53:01,208 --> 00:53:03,041
是我帮三哥接的活

911
00:53:03,125 --> 00:53:05,625
你要打就打我吧

912
00:53:05,708 --> 00:53:08,125
你看看

913
00:53:08,208 --> 00:53:11,583
这个月底 你给老子收拾东西搬家

914
00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:12,583
老爷子

915
00:53:12,666 --> 00:53:14,833
消消气嘛 我们改 我们一定改的

916
00:53:14,916 --> 00:53:16,166
我改什么改呀？

917
00:53:17,041 --> 00:53:18,625
老子怎么改？往哪里改呀？

918
00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:21,916
我在他心里面做什么都是错的
我怎么改啊？

919
00:53:23,458 --> 00:53:25,375
我小时候想看动画片

920
00:53:25,458 --> 00:53:26,833
不跟他去发丧

921
00:53:26,916 --> 00:53:27,875
他打我一顿

922
00:53:27,958 --> 00:53:29,916
别人骂我是吃死人饭的

923
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,125
我跟别人打架

924
00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,500
他在干什么？

925
00:53:32,583 --> 00:53:33,958
他在楼上面看着

926
00:53:34,041 --> 00:53:35,500
什么都没做 转身就走

927
00:53:35,583 --> 00:53:36,833
三丫头

928
00:53:36,916 --> 00:53:38,958
爸爸 我就想问你一下

929
00:53:39,041 --> 00:53:41,250
我知道你喜欢二哥

930
00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:43,041
他才是你的亲生儿子

931
00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:45,000
要不这样好不好？你打死我

932
00:53:45,083 --> 00:53:47,375
我下去之后把他换上来
换他上来陪你

933
00:53:47,458 --> 00:53:48,833
三丫头

934
00:54:40,875 --> 00:54:42,125
你哭什么呀？

935
00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:47,583
我是不是又给你惹祸了？

936
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,125
你看

937
00:54:53,625 --> 00:54:55,833
三哥把你的红缨枪修好了

938
00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:05,750
这不是你的错

939
00:55:06,916 --> 00:55:10,500
是三哥自己没有本事

940
00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:13,666
好了 你别哭了

941
00:55:13,750 --> 00:55:14,916
你赶紧睡觉

942
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,750
你睡着之后

943
00:55:17,916 --> 00:55:19,583
天上的星星

944
00:55:20,291 --> 00:55:22,250
就会掉到你的梦里头去

945
00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:24,291
变成你外婆

946
00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:25,333
陪你聊天

947
00:55:26,166 --> 00:55:27,291
真的吗？

948
00:55:27,375 --> 00:55:28,791
你试一下

949
00:55:29,875 --> 00:55:32,208
我的手表也坏了

950
00:55:32,291 --> 00:55:34,333
你能帮我修一下吗？

951
00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:39,666
没问题的

952
00:55:39,750 --> 00:55:41,375
你的笔能不能借我用一下？

953
00:55:49,875 --> 00:55:50,750
把你手给我

954
00:56:20,541 --> 00:56:21,666
好了

955
00:56:21,750 --> 00:56:24,250
你这两天先戴这个凑合一下

956
00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:25,708
睡觉了

957
00:56:41,583 --> 00:56:44,333
儿子 我们不跟没有文化的人玩

958
00:56:44,416 --> 00:56:46,875
来 我们来背唐诗

959
00:56:46,958 --> 00:56:48,375
《登鹳雀楼》

960
00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:50,500
唐 王之涣

961
00:56:50,583 --> 00:56:53,500
“白日依山尽

962
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,708
黄河入海流”

963
00:56:56,791 --> 00:57:00,583
-大点声
-“欲穷千里目

964
00:57:00,666 --> 00:57:03,333
更上一层楼”

965
00:57:04,083 --> 00:57:05,833
小文

966
00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:08,416
过来吃饭

967
00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:19,791
孩子确实是该上学了

968
00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:21,375
学费应该是我出

969
00:57:21,458 --> 00:57:22,583
你看

970
00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:24,958
这是我妹妹的

971
00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:27,166
这是我妈的

972
00:57:27,666 --> 00:57:30,125
小文是个苦宝宝

973
00:57:30,208 --> 00:57:32,625
都是我妹妹做下的孽缘

974
00:57:32,708 --> 00:57:35,458
到现在都不知道她亲生父亲是谁

975
00:57:36,041 --> 00:57:37,333
我妹妹死了

976
00:57:37,416 --> 00:57:39,041
我妈也死了

977
00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:41,625
论理应该是我来抚养的

978
00:57:41,708 --> 00:57:43,333
我活得窝囊啊

979
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,458
我家里我说了不算

980
00:57:46,541 --> 00:57:48,083
行了

981
00:57:48,166 --> 00:57:50,541
你个大男人 哭哭啼啼的

982
00:57:51,416 --> 00:57:53,208
说你到底要干吗

983
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,708
你收养她算了

984
00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:01,375
《收养法》第九条规定

985
00:58:01,458 --> 00:58:02,916
无配偶的男性收养女性的

986
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,916
收养人与被收养人的年龄

987
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,833
应当相差40周岁以上

988
00:58:08,958 --> 00:58:10,916
什么意思呀？

989
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,708
他没有结婚 不具备收养的条件

990
00:58:27,625 --> 00:58:29,625
老三 你怎么来了？

991
00:58:29,708 --> 00:58:31,416
我给你拿了点宵夜

992
00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:34,000
来

993
00:58:41,041 --> 00:58:42,708
我想收养小文

994
00:58:42,791 --> 00:58:43,875
好啊

995
00:58:43,958 --> 00:58:45,375
但是民政局说

996
00:58:45,458 --> 00:58:47,000
没有结婚

997
00:58:47,083 --> 00:58:48,208
不能收养

998
00:58:49,083 --> 00:58:50,375
你今天喷香水了？

999
00:58:54,375 --> 00:58:55,541
很明显吗？

1000
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
-要不然我们两个就…
-你去洗吧

1001
00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:05,875
你什么时候来的呀？

1002
00:59:05,958 --> 00:59:07,083
既然撞见了

1003
00:59:07,166 --> 00:59:08,041
摊牌吧

1004
00:59:08,125 --> 00:59:09,666
我们俩领证了

1005
00:59:30,583 --> 00:59:32,250
以后咱们就是一家人了 小文

1006
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:34,125
来 举起来

1007
00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:35,875
拍个照片 来

1008
00:59:36,958 --> 00:59:39,250
一、二、三

1009
00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:48,708
所有的材料 你再确认一下

1010
00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:52,458
请在这里签字 还有这里

1011
00:59:56,458 --> 00:59:58,041
-我不去
-小文 听话

1012
00:59:58,125 --> 01:00:00,541
-听话 幼儿园很好玩的
-我不去

1013
01:00:00,625 --> 01:00:02,166
-不好玩 放手
-你放手 你放

1014
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:04,791
-你先放手 你先
-好 我放

1015
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:09,375
算了吧

1016
01:00:09,916 --> 01:00:12,541
-反正我也没上过幼儿园 是吧？
-拜拜

1017
01:00:14,750 --> 01:00:17,083
算了 不上就不上

1018
01:00:17,166 --> 01:00:18,875
走 回家搓麻将去

1019
01:00:18,958 --> 01:00:19,875
走

1020
01:00:23,291 --> 01:00:25,666
我不去

1021
01:00:25,750 --> 01:00:27,333
放开老子 我不去

1022
01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:29,250
来 里面都坏了

1023
01:00:29,916 --> 01:00:31,083
这一般都修不好的

1024
01:00:31,166 --> 01:00:32,958
还不如换个新的呢

1025
01:00:36,833 --> 01:00:39,291
这个房子密封性跟采光性

1026
01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:40,833
那都是最好的

1027
01:00:41,416 --> 01:00:43,041
你再看下这个床

1028
01:00:43,125 --> 01:00:44,333
还有这个书桌

1029
01:00:44,416 --> 01:00:46,041
都是现成的

1030
01:00:46,125 --> 01:00:48,041
待会等你孩子放学之后

1031
01:00:48,125 --> 01:00:49,125
带她一起来看一下

1032
01:00:49,208 --> 01:00:50,416
保证她喜欢

1033
01:00:52,791 --> 01:00:53,958
回头给你打电话

1034
01:00:54,041 --> 01:00:56,250
别着急 一会就来了

1035
01:01:04,958 --> 01:01:06,000
最新款

1036
01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:07,041
你快试一下

1037
01:01:08,125 --> 01:01:10,375
里面有外婆的声音吗？

1038
01:01:11,958 --> 01:01:14,916
你外婆的声音在原来那个手表里面

1039
01:01:16,416 --> 01:01:19,250
原来的手表修不好了吗？

1040
01:01:20,875 --> 01:01:24,833
我再也听不到外婆的声音了
是不是？

1041
01:01:26,833 --> 01:01:28,166
谁说的呀？

1042
01:01:29,625 --> 01:01:30,750
三哥是谁呀？

1043
01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:32,375
齐天大圣

1044
01:01:32,958 --> 01:01:34,291
这不就完了吗？

1045
01:01:34,375 --> 01:01:35,541
我一施法

1046
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:37,791
那你外婆的声音不就回来了吗？

1047
01:01:41,541 --> 01:01:43,083
你接着画画

1048
01:01:53,125 --> 01:01:54,916
（工作笔记）

1049
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,583
（今日发送一寿终正寝老者…）

1050
01:02:08,041 --> 01:02:09,333
你来干什么呀？

1051
01:02:09,416 --> 01:02:11,708
老六没了

1052
01:02:11,791 --> 01:02:13,625
没了去找呀

1053
01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:19,125
他撞上了一辆后八轮

1054
01:02:19,208 --> 01:02:21,833
连人带车都被碾碎了

1055
01:02:22,333 --> 01:02:24,125
因为是他醉驾逆行

1056
01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:26,458
所以全责

1057
01:02:26,541 --> 01:02:28,333
我的店也卖了 赔偿了对方

1058
01:02:28,416 --> 01:02:30,625
我已经没钱了 已经全花完了

1059
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,791
他家里人想见他最后一面
但是见不到了

1060
01:02:34,875 --> 01:02:35,916
因为…

1061
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,625
因为他已经被压得

1062
01:02:37,708 --> 01:02:40,375
不是一个完整的人了

1063
01:02:43,041 --> 01:02:44,500
殡仪馆的整容费太贵了

1064
01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:45,916
你是干这行的

1065
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,666
老子是干哪一行的？

1066
01:02:50,291 --> 01:02:51,583
-三妹
-起开

1067
01:02:52,083 --> 01:02:53,250
你帮一下嘛

1068
01:02:53,333 --> 01:02:54,875
别叫老子三妹啊

1069
01:02:54,958 --> 01:02:56,500
老子最烦别人叫老子大名

1070
01:02:56,583 --> 01:02:58,166
老子现在忙得很

1071
01:02:58,250 --> 01:03:00,458
没时间跟你废话 你赶紧走

1072
01:03:10,875 --> 01:03:12,041
等一下

1073
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,875
我知道你是谁

1074
01:03:16,458 --> 01:03:17,666
别乱讲

1075
01:03:19,875 --> 01:03:22,541
你是三哥手机上的那个人

1076
01:03:23,208 --> 01:03:26,375
三哥看到你的照片就会哭

1077
01:03:26,458 --> 01:03:27,416
别乱讲话 走

1078
01:03:36,750 --> 01:03:38,583
怎么还没走呀你？

1079
01:03:39,375 --> 01:03:41,416
感情上的事是我做得不对

1080
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:43,708
我承认是我们把你伤了

1081
01:03:43,791 --> 01:03:45,041
你们也配？

1082
01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:47,041
老子早就把你给忘了

1083
01:03:47,125 --> 01:03:48,125
走

1084
01:03:49,208 --> 01:03:52,208
我代表老六给你道个歉 三哥

1085
01:03:52,750 --> 01:03:54,291
对不起

1086
01:04:01,958 --> 01:04:04,583
起来 对肚子里孩子不好

1087
01:04:04,666 --> 01:04:06,958
那你能不能帮一下？

1088
01:04:11,083 --> 01:04:12,916
主要是这个事情我干不了

1089
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,333
我爸爸才能干

1090
01:04:14,833 --> 01:04:16,750
但是我跟我爸爸闹僵了

1091
01:04:16,833 --> 01:04:18,416
我去找他

1092
01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:22,416
我又不怕他

1093
01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:38,833
老头

1094
01:04:41,958 --> 01:04:43,750
三哥找你有事

1095
01:04:43,833 --> 01:04:46,041
你能不能不要骂他？

1096
01:04:50,583 --> 01:04:53,750
我凭什么要听你的？

1097
01:04:54,833 --> 01:04:57,041
你就得听我的

1098
01:04:58,583 --> 01:05:00,958
那你叫一声爷爷 我就听你的

1099
01:05:01,041 --> 01:05:02,875
爷爷

1100
01:05:02,958 --> 01:05:04,125
再大声点

1101
01:05:04,208 --> 01:05:05,333
爷爷

1102
01:05:06,541 --> 01:05:08,916
好 孙女找我有点事

1103
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,291
你们跳你们的

1104
01:05:10,375 --> 01:05:11,416
走嘛

1105
01:05:22,958 --> 01:05:24,208
不许吵

1106
01:05:24,708 --> 01:05:25,541
说吧

1107
01:05:36,291 --> 01:05:38,166
老子不喝你的假酒

1108
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,291
这瓶是真的

1109
01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:44,333
我花两千多块钱买的

1110
01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:56,541
别让你大姐知道了

1111
01:05:57,708 --> 01:05:59,666
你也有个怕的人啊？

1112
01:06:05,583 --> 01:06:06,750
说吧

1113
01:06:07,541 --> 01:06:09,708
找你爸有什么事？

1114
01:06:54,208 --> 01:06:55,250
你来

1115
01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:00,125
我不行 爸爸

1116
01:07:00,208 --> 01:07:01,291
我干不了

1117
01:07:01,375 --> 01:07:02,375
你干得了

1118
01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:04,875
小的时候我教过你的

1119
01:07:04,958 --> 01:07:06,500
拿工具去

1120
01:07:08,041 --> 01:07:08,958
那个谁啊？

1121
01:07:09,041 --> 01:07:11,791
建仁 你把那个图拿出来

1122
01:07:18,958 --> 01:07:21,041
先拼骨架

1123
01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:44,250
一顺筋

1124
01:07:45,083 --> 01:07:46,875
二拼骨

1125
01:07:47,875 --> 01:07:51,416
从脚到头往回数

1126
01:07:52,708 --> 01:07:55,416
先四肢 后躯干

1127
01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:56,500
后躯干

1128
01:07:56,583 --> 01:07:58,208
五脏六腑

1129
01:07:58,291 --> 01:08:00,583
-不能乱
-不能乱

1130
01:08:00,666 --> 01:08:02,666
脑面颅骨

1131
01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:05,083
-23
-23

1132
01:08:05,166 --> 01:08:07,666
-眉、眼、鼻、口
-眉、眼、鼻、口

1133
01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:10,208
-在中间
-在中间

1134
01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:14,333
缝合

1135
01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:46,083
好了

1136
01:08:59,041 --> 01:09:01,833
儿子 这是我的儿子

1137
01:09:14,416 --> 01:09:16,875
-爸爸
-老爷子

1138
01:09:16,958 --> 01:09:19,458
-爸爸
-老爷子

1139
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,583
你还敢让他喝酒

1140
01:09:25,666 --> 01:09:27,666
你要把他害死是吧？

1141
01:09:28,458 --> 01:09:31,000
我已经忍了你很长时间了

1142
01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:31,958
这些年

1143
01:09:32,041 --> 01:09:33,541
你自己混得不好

1144
01:09:33,625 --> 01:09:35,000
你都怪爸爸

1145
01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:36,958
你真是自私啊你

1146
01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:40,833
爸爸

1147
01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:43,333
你醒了

1148
01:09:43,416 --> 01:09:45,041
把我们都吓死了

1149
01:09:45,125 --> 01:09:46,500
我没事

1150
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,333
老毛病了

1151
01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:55,458
喂？

1152
01:09:57,166 --> 01:09:58,500
我知道了

1153
01:09:58,583 --> 01:10:00,000
什么事啊？

1154
01:10:00,083 --> 01:10:02,500
小文在幼儿园出了点事情

1155
01:10:02,583 --> 01:10:04,416
那你还不赶快去看看？

1156
01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:07,541
老子死不了

1157
01:10:07,625 --> 01:10:09,291
那我完事马上回来

1158
01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:14,166
他总算…

1159
01:10:15,125 --> 01:10:17,958
有个上心的事了

1160
01:10:20,125 --> 01:10:21,708
-谢谢大家
-谢谢大家

1161
01:10:25,708 --> 01:10:27,666
好 那下面一个节目呢

1162
01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:29,250
由小文和小胖

1163
01:10:29,333 --> 01:10:30,833
-为大家联袂演出
-快点

1164
01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:32,750
-大家掌声有请
-加油

1165
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,083
他是我儿子

1166
01:10:37,458 --> 01:10:38,791
跪

1167
01:10:41,166 --> 01:10:45,500
孝子打碗 西方接引

1168
01:10:45,583 --> 01:10:46,458
妈

1169
01:10:46,541 --> 01:10:49,291
一路走好

1170
01:10:51,041 --> 01:10:52,500
老子…

1171
01:10:55,666 --> 01:10:56,708
起来

1172
01:10:57,208 --> 01:10:59,333
情况就是这么个情况

1173
01:10:59,958 --> 01:11:02,500
这孩子身上的问题折射出来的

1174
01:11:02,583 --> 01:11:04,583
就是家长对教育的重视程度

1175
01:11:05,166 --> 01:11:06,375
我们这个亲子课呢

1176
01:11:06,458 --> 01:11:08,416
一个月也就一次

1177
01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:11,083
-你们再忙也得来个人吧
-是

1178
01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:13,875
这个是她昨天在美术课上画的画

1179
01:11:13,958 --> 01:11:15,375
你们看一下

1180
01:11:16,541 --> 01:11:17,916
这是花圈和骨灰盒

1181
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,250
你说这画得…

1182
01:11:19,333 --> 01:11:20,708
这画得吓死人了

1183
01:11:20,791 --> 01:11:22,458
我后来就问她 我说

1184
01:11:22,541 --> 01:11:24,041
“你家长是干什么的？”

1185
01:11:24,125 --> 01:11:27,500
她说：“我爸爸妈妈是种星星的人”

1186
01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:28,708
种…

1187
01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:32,083
其实我也猜出你们的职业了

1188
01:11:32,166 --> 01:11:35,666
以后注意一下家教方式 好吧？

1189
01:11:42,541 --> 01:11:44,250
你不许打孩子啊

1190
01:11:56,291 --> 01:11:58,666
对不起 冒犯了

1191
01:12:11,625 --> 01:12:15,125
过几天就是你二哥的忌日了

1192
01:12:15,208 --> 01:12:18,291
想着给他烧点纸

1193
01:12:18,375 --> 01:12:19,458
爸爸

1194
01:12:20,791 --> 01:12:23,500
二哥真的比我强多了吧？

1195
01:12:24,958 --> 01:12:26,375
每年

1196
01:12:26,458 --> 01:12:29,416
过年的时候拜完祖宗

1197
01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:33,750
我总是让你给你二哥磕头

1198
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:38,291
所以你一直记恨你二哥

1199
01:12:39,166 --> 01:12:42,750
关于他的事情 你从来没有问过我

1200
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:48,250
-爸爸
-我就闻一下嘛

1201
01:12:50,291 --> 01:12:51,583
是…

1202
01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:54,750
1988年的夏天

1203
01:12:56,125 --> 01:12:58,166
我带着你二哥

1204
01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:01,375
到长江里去捞尸

1205
01:13:02,166 --> 01:13:03,916
沉下去的

1206
01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:07,041
是一个十来岁的孩子

1207
01:13:08,208 --> 01:13:13,125
他的妈妈站在岸边都哭疯了

1208
01:13:14,875 --> 01:13:18,625
我们下去了三拨人

1209
01:13:19,166 --> 01:13:21,625
都没有捞上来

1210
01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:25,250
当我从水里上来的时候啊

1211
01:13:25,750 --> 01:13:27,875
看不到你二哥了

1212
01:13:28,583 --> 01:13:30,875
他偷偷地下了水

1213
01:13:34,458 --> 01:13:37,083
你二哥找到了那个孩子

1214
01:13:37,833 --> 01:13:40,250
尸体捞上来了

1215
01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:43,625
他没上来

1216
01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:50,208
为了一个死人

1217
01:13:51,125 --> 01:13:54,208
我们家折了一个活人

1218
01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:03,166
人生啊

1219
01:14:04,583 --> 01:14:07,250
就像一本书

1220
01:14:08,541 --> 01:14:12,166
哪一个都要翻到最后一页

1221
01:14:17,875 --> 01:14:19,250
有的呀

1222
01:14:19,791 --> 01:14:22,125
画上的是句号

1223
01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:24,583
有的画的是

1224
01:14:25,458 --> 01:14:27,125
省略号

1225
01:14:28,583 --> 01:14:29,958
人生

1226
01:14:30,791 --> 01:14:32,583
除死

1227
01:14:33,291 --> 01:14:35,583
无大事

1228
01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:42,041
什么名啊、利啊

1229
01:14:42,125 --> 01:14:44,500
都是过眼烟云

1230
01:14:44,583 --> 01:14:46,791
干我们这一行的啊

1231
01:14:46,875 --> 01:14:49,750
就是要有一颗圣人心

1232
01:15:06,833 --> 01:15:07,708
不搬了

1233
01:15:14,625 --> 01:15:16,791
你还真是属孙悟空的啊

1234
01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:18,500
一天变一个样的啊

1235
01:15:29,833 --> 01:15:30,666
谢谢

1236
01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:32,625
-谢谢
-谢谢

1237
01:15:34,416 --> 01:15:35,625
喂？

1238
01:15:35,708 --> 01:15:36,875
卷毛

1239
01:15:36,958 --> 01:15:38,416
是老子 三哥

1240
01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:39,666
对 我现在…这样的

1241
01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:41,791
我手机里面的那个数据恢复不了了

1242
01:15:41,875 --> 01:15:43,041
我想把它恢复一下

1243
01:15:49,833 --> 01:15:52,708
（学习笔记）

1244
01:15:59,875 --> 01:16:02,458
你认不认识那个搞什么电子商务

1245
01:16:02,541 --> 01:16:04,708
手表、手机那种人呢？

1246
01:16:04,791 --> 01:16:05,958
什么？

1247
01:16:06,041 --> 01:16:07,125
转行了？

1248
01:16:07,708 --> 01:16:09,666
日落西山了

1249
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:12,791
老爷子最后一天了

1250
01:16:13,458 --> 01:16:16,041
众人帮忙了没有？

1251
01:16:17,583 --> 01:16:19,750
孝子守灵了吗？

1252
01:16:20,833 --> 01:16:23,166
老子一人喊号子

1253
01:16:23,958 --> 01:16:26,333
众人搭腔了没？

1254
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,000
大哥 是我

1255
01:16:32,125 --> 01:16:32,958
老三

1256
01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:36,708
不行是吧？

1257
01:16:39,833 --> 01:16:43,541
这字写得像屎壳郎爬的一样的

1258
01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:02,375
这事他们要是搞不定

1259
01:17:02,458 --> 01:17:03,833
就彻底没戏了

1260
01:17:03,916 --> 01:17:05,583
拜托各位大神了啊

1261
01:17:15,833 --> 01:17:17,041
辛苦了

1262
01:17:27,291 --> 01:17:28,500
搞定了

1263
01:17:43,250 --> 01:17:45,083
三、四、五、六、七

1264
01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:46,791
一、二、一

1265
01:17:49,708 --> 01:17:54,041
-祝你生日快乐
-…快乐

1266
01:17:54,125 --> 01:17:58,625
-祝你生日快乐
-祝你生日快乐

1267
01:17:59,125 --> 01:18:04,416
-祝你生日快乐
-祝你生日快乐

1268
01:18:04,916 --> 01:18:10,291
-祝你生日快乐
-祝你生日快乐

1269
01:18:12,708 --> 01:18:13,583
你看

1270
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:17,125
这豆角跟之前比有什么不一样啊？

1271
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:20,500
它有耳朵了

1272
01:18:20,583 --> 01:18:22,250
也有眼睛了

1273
01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:24,583
尾巴也不一样了

1274
01:18:25,166 --> 01:18:26,208
你摁一下

1275
01:18:29,416 --> 01:18:32,458
排骨炖莲藕我都给你做好了 小文

1276
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,541
你又跑到哪去了嘛？

1277
01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:36,791
快点回来啊

1278
01:18:36,875 --> 01:18:38,708
路上要慢点啊

1279
01:18:39,916 --> 01:18:42,458
你在外边玩 记得多喝水啊

1280
01:18:42,541 --> 01:18:44,500
站在阴凉的地方

1281
01:18:44,583 --> 01:18:46,708
女孩子要是让太阳晒黑了

1282
01:18:46,791 --> 01:18:48,291
就不好看了

1283
01:18:49,916 --> 01:18:54,000
丫丫 给你带了点西瓜
你赶快回来吃啊

1284
01:18:55,208 --> 01:18:56,875
我们家小文最漂亮

1285
01:18:56,958 --> 01:18:59,458
我们家的小文也最听话

1286
01:19:00,125 --> 01:19:02,083
乖乖地跟外婆回家

1287
01:19:02,166 --> 01:19:05,916
给你买你最喜欢吃的红糖糍粑

1288
01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:09,583
小文 今天过生日了

1289
01:19:09,666 --> 01:19:12,166
不要在外边玩得太久了啊

1290
01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:15,458
我给你买了条新裙子

1291
01:19:15,541 --> 01:19:18,583
你赶快回来穿一下 看合不合适

1292
01:19:19,916 --> 01:19:22,291
小文 你把门反锁好

1293
01:19:22,375 --> 01:19:25,625
谁来都不准开门啊 记住啊

1294
01:19:27,583 --> 01:19:30,625
我的大宝贝啊 你等急了没有？

1295
01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:32,791
外婆马上就回来了

1296
01:19:33,916 --> 01:19:37,583
外婆是最会扎那个小辫子了

1297
01:19:37,666 --> 01:19:40,416
明天我给你扎一个最好看的

1298
01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:43,416
谁都不如我的乖乖漂亮

1299
01:19:48,625 --> 01:19:50,041
-你再吃一口
-早上好

1300
01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:51,500
早上好

1301
01:19:51,583 --> 01:19:53,083
小文 你等一下

1302
01:19:53,166 --> 01:19:54,375
-等会
-水壶

1303
01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:56,791
-早上好
-早上好

1304
01:19:56,875 --> 01:19:58,375
你别忘了喝水啊

1305
01:19:59,750 --> 01:20:01,166
早上好

1306
01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:06,958
你怎么来了？

1307
01:20:07,041 --> 01:20:09,666
这是我妹妹 海菲

1308
01:20:09,750 --> 01:20:11,958
也是小文的亲妈

1309
01:20:14,166 --> 01:20:15,291
过来

1310
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:18,958
你不是跟我说她亲妈已经死了吗？

1311
01:20:19,541 --> 01:20:21,458
你给我看的死亡证明是假的 是吧？

1312
01:20:22,166 --> 01:20:24,541
我…那个死亡证明是真的

1313
01:20:24,625 --> 01:20:26,750
这个情况比较复杂

1314
01:20:26,833 --> 01:20:28,291
她是这样…

1315
01:20:29,583 --> 01:20:30,916
你自己说

1316
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,458
老子不管了

1317
01:20:34,750 --> 01:20:36,666
他没骗你 三哥

1318
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,833
你是从哪里跑出来的啊？

1319
01:20:40,791 --> 01:20:42,375
你说你是亲妈就是亲妈

1320
01:20:42,458 --> 01:20:43,833
你说销户就销户啊

1321
01:20:46,666 --> 01:20:47,791
小文

1322
01:20:47,875 --> 01:20:51,083
2015年7月6号上午9点生的

1323
01:20:51,166 --> 01:20:53,541
我当时生她生了27个小时

1324
01:20:53,625 --> 01:20:55,250
她怎么样都不出来

1325
01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:56,375
最后还是剖的

1326
01:20:56,458 --> 01:20:58,666
她左脚踝还有一个菱形的胎记

1327
01:20:58,750 --> 01:21:01,333
你要是还不信 你可以做亲子鉴定啊

1328
01:21:02,708 --> 01:21:04,875
老子不会跟你鉴定的

1329
01:21:15,583 --> 01:21:16,541
小文

1330
01:21:18,625 --> 01:21:20,125
你见过你妈妈没有啊？

1331
01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:22,541
我没有妈 也没有爸

1332
01:21:22,625 --> 01:21:25,625
我是从石头缝里面蹦出来的

1333
01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:29,708
哥

1334
01:22:30,791 --> 01:22:32,041
这些天

1335
01:22:32,583 --> 01:22:34,750
我天天都在这外头守着

1336
01:22:35,333 --> 01:22:37,000
你睡不着

1337
01:22:37,083 --> 01:22:39,625
-我更睡不着
-你早干什么去了啊你？

1338
01:22:45,666 --> 01:22:47,791
她外婆死的时候你去哪里了？

1339
01:22:48,416 --> 01:22:51,166
她天天到处惹是生非的时候
你去哪里了？

1340
01:22:51,250 --> 01:22:53,791
她被她舅妈赶出来的时候
你去哪里了？

1341
01:22:54,458 --> 01:22:56,583
她现在好不容易有个家的感觉了

1342
01:22:56,666 --> 01:22:58,458
你现在要把她带走

1343
01:22:59,458 --> 01:23:01,333
你凭什么啊你？

1344
01:23:01,958 --> 01:23:04,291
你骂得对 我就是该骂

1345
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,500
疯了吧你是？

1346
01:23:10,583 --> 01:23:12,750
我十几岁就跑出来了

1347
01:23:12,833 --> 01:23:15,000
我跟着我同学去外面闯社会

1348
01:23:15,083 --> 01:23:17,416
名堂没闯出来 闯出个孩子

1349
01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:19,541
男朋友见我怀孕就跑了

1350
01:23:20,208 --> 01:23:21,958
后来我不死心 去了国外

1351
01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:24,125
走歪了路 进了监狱

1352
01:23:24,208 --> 01:23:26,916
我妈联系不上我就给我销了户

1353
01:23:27,791 --> 01:23:29,458
可在监狱里头

1354
01:23:29,541 --> 01:23:31,625
我也是天天想着小文的呀

1355
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:36,125
我知道我这个妈
当得下贱、当得不称职

1356
01:23:36,208 --> 01:23:37,458
可那是…

1357
01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:41,000
那是我的孩子

1358
01:23:42,208 --> 01:23:43,500
我…

1359
01:23:43,583 --> 01:23:45,583
我是她的妈妈

1360
01:23:46,125 --> 01:23:48,500
那是我身上掉下来的肉

1361
01:23:57,708 --> 01:24:00,916
这个事情不是我一个人可以决定的

1362
01:24:02,083 --> 01:24:04,916
还有我的兄弟建仁、白雪

1363
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,958
我没有办法替他们做决定的

1364
01:24:08,250 --> 01:24:11,625
哥

1365
01:24:12,666 --> 01:24:13,750
求你

1366
01:24:14,625 --> 01:24:16,333
我求求你了

1367
01:24:16,875 --> 01:24:18,875
把她还给我吧

1368
01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:26,916
求求你

1369
01:24:36,166 --> 01:24:37,166
这样

1370
01:24:37,666 --> 01:24:40,083
你再给我三天的时间

1371
01:24:44,583 --> 01:24:45,833
还有啊 老三？

1372
01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:47,916
你这太阳打西边出来了

1373
01:24:48,916 --> 01:24:50,916
我在网上现学的

1374
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:52,416
你们凑合吃啊

1375
01:24:59,541 --> 01:25:01,916
你怎么不高兴呢？

1376
01:25:03,083 --> 01:25:04,208
没有啊

1377
01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:07,333
没有啊

1378
01:25:07,416 --> 01:25:08,708
我没有不高兴啊

1379
01:25:09,291 --> 01:25:11,625
你下巴上有个洞啊？

1380
01:25:19,583 --> 01:25:21,041
你外婆说得对

1381
01:25:21,750 --> 01:25:23,458
粒粒皆辛苦的

1382
01:25:24,833 --> 01:25:27,916
老师说明天有亲子课

1383
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,666
要家长一起上

1384
01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:31,250
你们三个哪个去？

1385
01:25:31,333 --> 01:25:32,625
-我去
-我去

1386
01:25:32,708 --> 01:25:34,166
只能去一个

1387
01:25:42,791 --> 01:25:43,833
我去

1388
01:25:47,708 --> 01:25:50,583
-加油
-加油

1389
01:25:51,166 --> 01:25:53,375
-加油
-加油

1390
01:26:19,250 --> 01:26:24,000
-妈妈辛苦了
-爸爸辛苦了

1391
01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:26,791
我知道

1392
01:26:27,375 --> 01:26:29,625
你一直在骗我

1393
01:26:29,708 --> 01:26:32,583
我再也见不到外婆了

1394
01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:34,625
但是

1395
01:26:35,208 --> 01:26:37,125
我不害怕了

1396
01:26:38,375 --> 01:26:39,708
因为

1397
01:26:40,666 --> 01:26:43,125
我有爸爸了

1398
01:27:27,125 --> 01:27:28,500
你爸爸叫什么呀？

1399
01:27:28,583 --> 01:27:30,541
莫三妹

1400
01:27:32,083 --> 01:27:33,250
住在什么地方啊？

1401
01:27:33,333 --> 01:27:37,500
延江市雨花区槐安路73号 上天堂

1402
01:27:39,083 --> 01:27:40,458
你爸爸电话多少啊？

1403
01:27:42,291 --> 01:27:45,000
大晚上的 你干什么啊？

1404
01:27:45,833 --> 01:27:47,750
我好困啊

1405
01:27:53,625 --> 01:27:54,791
你以后…

1406
01:27:57,750 --> 01:27:59,375
不会把我忘了吧？

1407
01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:09,875
我去给你找个镜子照一下

1408
01:29:19,333 --> 01:29:21,666
这都是些她平时会用到的东西

1409
01:29:22,250 --> 01:29:24,416
她的衣服 然后她爱吃的零食

1410
01:29:24,500 --> 01:29:25,583
-好
-她的书包

1411
01:29:26,250 --> 01:29:27,291
她平时不爱喝水

1412
01:29:27,375 --> 01:29:29,291
你一定要盯着她多喝点水

1413
01:29:31,875 --> 01:29:33,500
这个布老虎叫豆角

1414
01:29:33,583 --> 01:29:34,791
是她外婆给她缝的

1415
01:29:34,875 --> 01:29:36,375
是她最喜欢的东西

1416
01:29:36,458 --> 01:29:39,041
她平时睡觉的时候喜欢摸大人的胳膊

1417
01:29:39,125 --> 01:29:41,166
然后她就喜欢嘬这个地方

1418
01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:43,583
她吃东西的时候喜欢狼吞虎咽

1419
01:29:43,666 --> 01:29:46,625
然后你一定要提醒她
掉在地上的东西就不要再吃了

1420
01:29:46,708 --> 01:29:48,125
老子警告你啊

1421
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,833
你一定要对她好一点

1422
01:29:50,916 --> 01:29:53,416
监狱里老子熟
老子不介意再进去一回啊

1423
01:30:05,875 --> 01:30:07,708
我准备了一点钱 不是很多 你拿着

1424
01:30:07,791 --> 01:30:09,083
-这个我不能要
-你拿着

1425
01:30:09,166 --> 01:30:10,041
这个不能要

1426
01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:11,083
-老子不是给你的
-我不要

1427
01:30:11,166 --> 01:30:13,041
-老子是给小文
-三哥

1428
01:30:13,666 --> 01:30:15,000
这是哪？

1429
01:30:16,291 --> 01:30:17,708
你是谁？

1430
01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:21,250
孩子 我是妈妈啊

1431
01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:22,875
我是妈妈啊

1432
01:30:22,958 --> 01:30:24,291
-妈妈带你回家
-我没有妈

1433
01:30:24,375 --> 01:30:26,291
-怎么会没有妈妈呢？
-小文

1434
01:30:26,375 --> 01:30:27,791
小文 你听三哥说啊

1435
01:30:27,875 --> 01:30:29,458
她真的是亲妈

1436
01:30:29,541 --> 01:30:30,750
她现在是带你回家的

1437
01:30:30,833 --> 01:30:32,375
我不跟她走

1438
01:30:32,458 --> 01:30:33,541
-小文
-放开我

1439
01:30:33,625 --> 01:30:35,916
-松手啊 听话
-我不跟她走

1440
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:38,083
-听话
-我没有妈 我不跟她走

1441
01:30:38,166 --> 01:30:40,333
哥 你让我们走吧

1442
01:30:40,416 --> 01:30:41,333
让我们走吧

1443
01:30:41,416 --> 01:30:43,750
我不跟她走 放开我

1444
01:30:43,833 --> 01:30:47,000
-走 开车
-我不跟她走 放开我

1445
01:30:47,083 --> 01:30:48,000
三哥

1446
01:30:48,083 --> 01:30:49,958
回来

1447
01:30:50,625 --> 01:30:52,041
三哥

1448
01:30:53,500 --> 01:30:54,750
-我不跟她走
-听话

1449
01:30:54,833 --> 01:30:56,666
-听话 跟妈妈回家
-三哥

1450
01:31:01,333 --> 01:31:03,083
三哥

1451
01:31:07,333 --> 01:31:10,000
-别喊了 小文
-三哥

1452
01:31:10,583 --> 01:31:12,125
-三哥
-过来

1453
01:31:16,833 --> 01:31:18,500
别拍了 别喊了

1454
01:31:18,583 --> 01:31:21,291
爸爸

1455
01:31:22,041 --> 01:31:24,125
爸爸

1456
01:32:23,833 --> 01:32:26,625
你永远都这么自以为是 是吧？

1457
01:32:27,291 --> 01:32:28,916
你征求小文意见了吗？

1458
01:32:31,333 --> 01:32:33,291
你问过我们两个意见吗？

1459
01:32:34,166 --> 01:32:36,416
我们两个才是她爸妈

1460
01:32:37,708 --> 01:32:39,708
她户口在我这里的

1461
01:32:40,625 --> 01:32:42,583
你太自私了

1462
01:32:43,708 --> 01:32:45,583
你太自私了

1463
01:32:45,666 --> 01:32:47,666
你太自私了

1464
01:32:49,916 --> 01:32:51,083
你不是想散伙吗？

1465
01:32:51,166 --> 01:32:53,333
散 现在就散

1466
01:32:53,416 --> 01:32:54,458
收拾东西

1467
01:32:54,541 --> 01:32:56,208
狼心狗肺

1468
01:32:56,750 --> 01:32:58,333
活该你爸瞧不上你

1469
01:32:58,875 --> 01:33:01,333
活该你女朋友给你戴绿帽子

1470
01:33:05,875 --> 01:33:07,333
不配当个人啊你

1471
01:33:07,416 --> 01:33:08,833
狗东西

1472
01:33:18,083 --> 01:33:19,416
三丫头

1473
01:33:20,041 --> 01:33:22,208
爸爸走了

1474
01:33:55,333 --> 01:33:56,583
孩子们

1475
01:33:57,166 --> 01:33:59,791
早晚都会有这么一天

1476
01:34:01,250 --> 01:34:04,291
提前写了一封家书给你们

1477
01:34:06,125 --> 01:34:08,875
你们姐弟不要难过

1478
01:34:09,666 --> 01:34:13,291
人啊 总归是要有一死

1479
01:34:16,333 --> 01:34:20,041
老三 我的后事就交给你了

1480
01:34:20,916 --> 01:34:24,541
别搞什么披麻戴孝那一套

1481
01:34:24,625 --> 01:34:26,583
我看够了

1482
01:34:28,500 --> 01:34:31,458
我就是想干干净净地来

1483
01:34:31,541 --> 01:34:34,166
也干干净净地走

1484
01:34:35,208 --> 01:34:37,166
不要乱花钱

1485
01:34:37,916 --> 01:34:38,958
记着啊

1486
01:34:39,500 --> 01:34:41,666
老子盯着你呢

1487
01:35:12,458 --> 01:35:15,291
我要一个私人订制的葬礼

1488
01:35:15,875 --> 01:35:18,625
体面 还得省钱

1489
01:35:19,833 --> 01:35:22,166
有买骨灰盒的钱

1490
01:35:22,250 --> 01:35:25,833
不如全家人一起吃一顿

1491
01:35:25,916 --> 01:35:27,750
烧完以后啊

1492
01:35:27,833 --> 01:35:31,333
就把我装到这个罐子里

1493
01:35:32,916 --> 01:35:34,625
怎么发送我呢

1494
01:35:34,708 --> 01:35:36,500
你做主

1495
01:35:36,583 --> 01:35:40,875
这就算爸爸留给你一个题目吧

1496
01:35:42,458 --> 01:35:44,916
你要是想不到答案呢

1497
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:47,416
我就待在这个罐子里

1498
01:35:47,500 --> 01:35:49,041
不出去

1499
01:36:10,291 --> 01:36:12,583
姐 接下来怎么办？

1500
01:36:12,666 --> 01:36:13,791
什么事怎么办？

1501
01:36:15,125 --> 01:36:17,416
爸爸的骨灰怎么发送？

1502
01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:19,958
肯定跟妈妈一起合葬

1503
01:36:20,041 --> 01:36:23,166
不行 爸爸遗嘱里说得很清楚

1504
01:36:23,250 --> 01:36:25,125
说想要个不一样的葬礼

1505
01:36:25,708 --> 01:36:27,583
还能怎么不一样啊？

1506
01:36:27,666 --> 01:36:28,875
不埋到地下

1507
01:36:28,958 --> 01:36:30,750
非要扬到天上去啊？

1508
01:36:36,583 --> 01:36:37,500
三丫头

1509
01:36:37,583 --> 01:36:38,750
站住

1510
01:36:39,833 --> 01:36:41,041
-拦住他啊
-你快追一下

1511
01:36:41,125 --> 01:36:43,333
-快走
-快

1512
01:36:43,416 --> 01:36:44,833
-开车追 快 快点
-好

1513
01:36:49,250 --> 01:36:50,458
快点

1514
01:36:55,250 --> 01:36:57,041
老三 这么大的事你不跟我说

1515
01:36:57,125 --> 01:36:58,166
你没把我当兄弟

1516
01:36:58,250 --> 01:36:59,583
老子不是来找你了吗？

1517
01:36:59,666 --> 01:37:00,708
-快
-走

1518
01:37:06,666 --> 01:37:08,416
三丫头 停车

1519
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,458
你给我停下来

1520
01:37:16,458 --> 01:37:17,500
老三

1521
01:37:31,333 --> 01:37:33,875
-快点
-快点

1522
01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:36,416
拦住我大姐啊

1523
01:37:37,958 --> 01:37:39,000
三丫头

1524
01:37:39,083 --> 01:37:40,333
你给我站住

1525
01:37:40,416 --> 01:37:41,416
-大姐
-你站住

1526
01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:42,791
-你们别过来
-你站住

1527
01:37:42,875 --> 01:37:44,416
-帮我拿着
-三丫头

1528
01:37:44,500 --> 01:37:45,375
别去

1529
01:37:45,458 --> 01:37:46,291
-好
-快点

1530
01:37:46,375 --> 01:37:47,208
不要过来

1531
01:37:47,291 --> 01:37:49,041
过来啊 危险

1532
01:38:55,458 --> 01:38:56,875
爸爸

1533
01:38:59,791 --> 01:39:02,250
这样够不够体面呢？

1534
01:39:39,333 --> 01:39:40,875
小文丢了

1535
01:39:51,125 --> 01:39:52,750
我有一个梦想

1536
01:39:52,833 --> 01:39:54,791
我要成为一名…

1537
01:39:54,875 --> 01:39:56,041
小文在不在你家里？

1538
01:39:56,125 --> 01:39:57,208
小文

1539
01:40:37,750 --> 01:40:39,750
三哥

1540
01:40:52,083 --> 01:40:53,208
你跑哪里去了？

1541
01:40:53,291 --> 01:40:54,333
我问你跑哪里去了？

1542
01:40:54,416 --> 01:40:55,958
你大半夜 你瞎跑什么啊你？

1543
01:40:56,041 --> 01:40:57,375
你被坏人拐走了怎么办？

1544
01:40:57,458 --> 01:40:58,750
你跑丢了怎么办？

1545
01:41:03,458 --> 01:41:06,791
我的爸爸叫莫三妹

1546
01:41:07,625 --> 01:41:13,291
我家住在延江市雨花区槐安路73号

1547
01:41:13,375 --> 01:41:14,958
上天堂

1548
01:41:16,250 --> 01:41:18,166
我不会丢

1549
01:41:40,041 --> 01:41:41,750
爸爸答应你啊

1550
01:41:41,833 --> 01:41:43,958
以后绝对不会再把你丢下来了

1551
01:42:18,708 --> 01:42:20,833
奏乐

1552
01:42:21,625 --> 01:42:24,083
街坊邻居、亲朋好友、兄弟姐妹们

1553
01:42:24,166 --> 01:42:26,041
响起你们的掌声

1554
01:42:26,125 --> 01:42:27,500
欢呼声

1555
01:42:27,583 --> 01:42:29,750
尖叫声

1556
01:42:35,125 --> 01:42:37,458
进喜堂了

1557
01:42:37,541 --> 01:42:39,958
-吃喜糖
-一生到白首

1558
01:42:40,041 --> 01:42:41,916
下辈子还牵手

1559
01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:44,625
-三胎一定有
-吃喜糖

1560
01:42:44,708 --> 01:42:46,583
-吃喜糖
-闹洞房了

1561
01:42:47,166 --> 01:42:48,541
来 过来 走这边

1562
01:42:48,625 --> 01:42:49,458
这边

1563
01:42:49,541 --> 01:42:52,500
亲一个

1564
01:42:52,583 --> 01:42:56,333
-亲一个
-亲一个

1565
01:42:56,416 --> 01:43:00,875
-亲一个
-亲一个

1566
01:43:01,916 --> 01:43:05,500
-亲一个
-亲一个

1567
01:43:05,583 --> 01:43:08,416
-再来一个
-亲一个

1568
01:43:09,125 --> 01:43:12,083
-亲一个
-亲一个

1569
01:43:15,375 --> 01:43:16,333
给小文

1570
01:43:26,333 --> 01:43:28,333
我们这一行你能不能干呢？

1571
01:44:56,458 --> 01:44:57,500
两个对碰

1572
01:44:58,208 --> 01:44:59,458
好 给你

1573
01:45:11,333 --> 01:45:13,041
三哥

1574
01:45:35,958 --> 01:45:37,041
笑？

1575
01:45:38,166 --> 01:45:39,208
开始