1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:10,875 Art is supposed to be subjective, 4 00:02:11,292 --> 00:02:14,000 but KingPun's art is subjectively good. 5 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,042 While mine is 6 00:02:15,042 --> 00:02:17,000 objectively struggling, 7 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,208 and at the worst time possible. 8 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:21,458 Right now, I need to be on my A-game 9 00:02:21,458 --> 00:02:23,875 to get into the CalArt Summer Program, 10 00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:25,958 AKA my dream school. 11 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:29,667 "Through your medium of choice, show us your happiest moment." 12 00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:30,917 Are you fucking kidding me? 13 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:33,208 What a vague bullshit prompt. 14 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:34,458 A vague bullshit prompt 15 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,500 that will determine if I have a shot in hell at getting 16 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:39,167 into one of the most competitive schools in the country. 17 00:02:39,167 --> 00:02:42,208 Which will determine if I have a future in art at all. 18 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,375 No pressure though. 19 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:46,292 So how do I answer this impossible question? 20 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:50,417 Huh? What if my happiest moment was when I came out to my mom. 21 00:02:50,417 --> 00:02:51,833 Okay. 22 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:53,792 Now turn it to the right. 23 00:02:54,833 --> 00:02:56,958 Also I think I'm gay. 24 00:02:56,958 --> 00:02:58,458 Actually, I know I am. 25 00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:00,792 - Ow! Barbara from next door is gay. 26 00:03:00,792 --> 00:03:01,875 - Okay? 27 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:04,583 - Sorry my first instinct was to name other gay people we know. 28 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:06,667 Honey, I'm so happy for you! 29 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:08,208 She's always been supportive. 30 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:10,750 Paige. Paige! Come on. 31 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:12,417 No edibles before school, we've talked about this. 32 00:03:12,417 --> 00:03:14,208 Dillon's almost here. You're gonna be late. 33 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:16,417 - What if I just skipped the rest of junior year 34 00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:17,750 and went right to CalArts? 35 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:21,250 - Well, you could, but then you wouldn't get 36 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:23,750 a lot of cool free swag from me. 37 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:24,833 - I'm already scared. 38 00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:26,042 - I can't wait. Look. 39 00:03:26,042 --> 00:03:28,667 Glow in the dark dental dams. 40 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,167 They make your puss kind of glow. It's so pretty. 41 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,917 It's just a soft glow. - Mom-- 42 00:03:32,917 --> 00:03:34,083 - When I was a teenager, 43 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,750 we used to use glow in the dark condoms. 44 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:39,042 It really added a touch of whimsy to an otherwise fraught situation. 45 00:03:39,042 --> 00:03:40,667 - We don't use those. 46 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:43,458 - We! Finally. 47 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:45,542 Oh my gosh, Paige. 48 00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:47,042 Is it Colleen from next door? 49 00:03:47,042 --> 00:03:50,125 Because she's so tall. I like that. Statuesque. 50 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:53,958 - It's not anybody because we, the queer community, 51 00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:55,125 we don't use those. 52 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:58,625 - So just vibrators? Isn't that a little limiting? 53 00:03:59,042 --> 00:04:00,292 - Probably. - Okay. 54 00:04:00,292 --> 00:04:01,625 I'm gonna put them here 55 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:03,250 because I feel like you're gonna change your mind, 56 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:05,042 but if not, let me know because I have the receipt. 57 00:04:05,042 --> 00:04:07,167 Okay, maybe she's a little too supportive. 58 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:08,458 Hey! 59 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:11,042 And that would be my best friend, Dillon. 60 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,375 He's kind of like my platonic soul mate. 61 00:04:16,167 --> 00:04:17,500 I've always been able to share anything with him. 62 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:22,042 Actually, maybe that was my happiest moment. 63 00:04:22,042 --> 00:04:24,833 So... I like girls. 64 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:26,000 - Me too. 65 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,875 I still share everything with him. Even a Spotify account. 66 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:31,583 - Hey, yo, Spotify informed me 67 00:04:31,583 --> 00:04:34,667 you listened to Phoebe Bridgers for eight hours straight last night, 68 00:04:34,667 --> 00:04:37,292 which is concerning 'cause she only has two albums. 69 00:04:37,292 --> 00:04:38,292 Are you okay? 70 00:04:38,917 --> 00:04:42,167 - Sad lesbian music is an integral part of my identity. 71 00:04:42,167 --> 00:04:45,875 - So I'm assuming that the application is not going well. 72 00:04:45,875 --> 00:04:47,875 - Just can't figure out what to send in. 73 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:50,708 I know that colleges love a good coming out story. 74 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:53,042 - Please don't do that. You'd be like the billionth gay person to. 75 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:55,208 How about you draw my presidential portrait? 76 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:56,167 - Hmm. 77 00:04:56,167 --> 00:04:58,542 It's a cute idea, Dillon. - It's good, isn't it? 78 00:04:58,542 --> 00:05:02,000 - But your political ambitions, they aren't my happiest moment. 79 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:02,750 You know what I mean? 80 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:06,792 - You think that your crush on Gabriela Campos is CalArt worthy? 81 00:05:06,792 --> 00:05:07,875 - What? 82 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:11,333 Unrequited love is the source of a lot of great art. 83 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:12,958 And there's nothing more unrequited 84 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:16,083 than my crush on Gabriela Campos. 85 00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:18,708 That's not Gabby. 86 00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:20,708 That's her sister, AJ. 87 00:05:23,958 --> 00:05:27,167 - Alright, kids, time for this week's take home project. 88 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:27,958 Find a partner. 89 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:29,667 - Wanna be my partner? 90 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:30,792 That is Gabby. 91 00:05:30,792 --> 00:05:31,542 Sure. 92 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:34,917 Now I wanna see you share responsibilities 93 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,500 like real parents would. 94 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:37,917 - What should we name it? 95 00:05:38,542 --> 00:05:40,667 - How about Lentil? 96 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:42,250 - Lentil the egg. 97 00:05:42,792 --> 00:05:43,833 So dumb. 98 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:45,875 I love it. 99 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:47,917 - Hi, Lentil. 100 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:50,333 - Your moms love you very much. 101 00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:54,750 She's kind of the first girl who made me feel 102 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,708 like life could be as good as art. 103 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:57,833 You know? 104 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:02,792 No. 105 00:06:02,792 --> 00:06:05,250 I'm not gonna let you spend all of high school pining over some girl 106 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:07,083 who doesn't give you the time of day. 107 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:09,292 You know I don't like to assert my power as class president, 108 00:06:09,292 --> 00:06:10,708 but I'm going to have to if this keeps up. 109 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:12,417 - Stacey is going to win. 110 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:15,292 Also, you do know that as class president, 111 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,917 you don't have any actual power, right? 112 00:06:16,917 --> 00:06:18,833 - That is a sad way to look at democracy. 113 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:32,875 Alright. 114 00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:35,625 - Holy shit. 115 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:36,292 - You like? 116 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:38,583 - "Save water, shower together." 117 00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:40,375 Hmm. That looks so hot. 118 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:42,583 And Stacey's also really hot. 119 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:44,208 Great job with these, by the way. 120 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:45,042 - Thank you. 121 00:06:45,042 --> 00:06:47,250 - Though I do feel like you spent a little bit more time on Stacey's. 122 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:50,042 - Nope. Mm-mm. I told you guys I'm Switzerland. 123 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:53,500 Oh. Shit, they are also a little bit wet. 124 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:56,458 - Thanks for telling me that after I pick it up. 125 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,167 And yeah, I just close the - 126 00:06:58,167 --> 00:06:58,917 Okay. - No. 127 00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:00,500 Coño. Ay. 128 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:03,500 Anyway, as I was saying, as your future class president, 129 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,500 I think it's time for you to move on from Gabriela. 130 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,417 It's too predictable to go for the most popular girl in school. 131 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:10,458 Great. Right on cue. 132 00:07:18,292 --> 00:07:19,667 - Is she in slow motion again? - Yeah. 133 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:21,333 - Music playing in the background? - Mm-hmm. 134 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:22,833 - Funny feeling down there? - Naturally. 135 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:23,958 - You are a lost cause. 136 00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:28,625 Heads up! 137 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:30,208 My bad. - Yeah. 138 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:32,917 - Let's go. Vamos. 139 00:07:32,917 --> 00:07:34,542 Yeah, ah ah. Ah ah ah ah. 140 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:37,917 Shut the hell up. 141 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:40,083 Starting the week strong with a new KingPun mural. 142 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,083 You know everyone still thinks it's you, right? 143 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:43,167 - Well, little do they know, 144 00:07:43,167 --> 00:07:46,500 my raging anxiety would never let me deface school property. 145 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,833 - Whoa, could you please not waste water 146 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:50,208 and undermine my political platform? 147 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:51,083 Thank you. 148 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:53,083 Oh, KingPun did it again! Check it out! 149 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:54,792 Kind of think that this one's good. 150 00:07:54,792 --> 00:07:56,333 - I think it's kind of corny. 151 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:58,208 - Well, I think that you can't draw for shit. 152 00:07:58,708 --> 00:08:00,792 And I think that they're actually talented. 153 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:03,208 - Oh, you're so funny. 154 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:05,958 - Okay, everyone, away from the vandalization. 155 00:08:05,958 --> 00:08:07,250 - Oh god. Here we go. 156 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:09,250 - If any of you have any information 157 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:11,167 as my mother used to say, 158 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:12,750 "Snitches get riches." 159 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:13,917 Have you ever seen him smile? 160 00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:16,458 - Once. At a fire drill. 161 00:08:17,042 --> 00:08:18,458 He loved the chaos of it. 162 00:08:18,458 --> 00:08:19,875 - Hey, nice mural, Paige. 163 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,125 Tim. Ugh. 164 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:23,417 I love this little bit that we've got going, 165 00:08:23,417 --> 00:08:25,125 but it's not me. 166 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:26,250 - Oh. Sure, Paige. 167 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:27,625 - Sure, Tim. 168 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,958 - No, it's, it's definitely her. 169 00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:30,833 Doy. 170 00:08:31,292 --> 00:08:33,208 Hey, KingPun thinks she's not KingPun. 171 00:08:42,708 --> 00:08:44,250 KingPun is who you should date. 172 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:46,000 Unless it's a dude or unless it's you. 173 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,292 'Cause then you'd just be dating yourself, and that would be weird. 174 00:08:48,292 --> 00:08:49,625 - Hmm. 175 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:51,750 You have no idea how hard it is out here 176 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,542 for your everyday gay, Dillon. 177 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:55,042 - Stop making excuses. 178 00:08:55,042 --> 00:08:57,583 - You've been in a relationship since the first day of middle school. 179 00:08:57,583 --> 00:09:00,083 Also, this semester, I'm gonna make my move. 180 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:01,292 - Oh yeah? Name one time that you've made a move. 181 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,833 - Oh, there was that server at Cheesecake Factory 182 00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:04,917 that gave me extra brown bread. 183 00:09:04,917 --> 00:09:05,583 - It was her job. 184 00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:07,417 - It was sexual. Hey, Stacey. 185 00:09:07,417 --> 00:09:08,583 - Hey. 186 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,000 Did you turn your class president app in yet? 187 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,333 You know I love some competition. 188 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:15,875 - Oh, you know I haven't missed a deadline since the fifth grade. 189 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:19,292 And that was only because I had severe chicken pox. 190 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,750 It was the worst case I'd ever seen. 191 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:24,500 - How is this allowed in school? 192 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:27,875 - God, I love when you're the best at things. 193 00:09:27,875 --> 00:09:29,000 - Oh yeah? 194 00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:33,417 - You guys are so straight, it's almost gay. 195 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,208 Do you guys wanna come over after school 196 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,333 and take edibles and watch Shrek? 197 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:41,208 - So you could convince yourself that a CBD dog treat made you high again? 198 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:42,375 Yeah. No, thank you. 199 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:44,792 - Plus, after school we can't, we have track tryouts. 200 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:47,333 - Ugh. Why would you sweat when you don't have to? 201 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:49,708 - Well, you know, Paige, some people actually enjoy physical activity. 202 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:51,042 Shocking, I know. 203 00:09:51,042 --> 00:09:52,917 Will you help me make more of these? Sure. 204 00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:54,000 - And me some of these. 205 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,125 The impending water wars depend on my win. 206 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:58,542 Note that I took the high road while taking down the establishment. 207 00:09:58,542 --> 00:10:00,000 That is so... 208 00:10:01,958 --> 00:10:03,833 No-- Oh no. Okay, no, no. 209 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,792 No, no, no, no. Okay, no. 210 00:10:05,792 --> 00:10:07,292 There are plenty of other queer options 211 00:10:07,292 --> 00:10:08,292 for you to date at this school. 212 00:10:08,292 --> 00:10:09,875 Please. - Like who? 213 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:12,167 - Yeah. Paige, what about Chantal? 214 00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:15,292 I mean, she's like a cool Wiccan lesbian. 215 00:10:15,292 --> 00:10:18,167 - Hell no. She's tried to put a love spell on me at least six times. 216 00:10:18,167 --> 00:10:20,625 If I'm gonna date a witch, she has to be a talented one. 217 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,875 - Okay. True. True. True. 218 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:27,042 How about, oh, how about Erin Billings? 219 00:10:27,042 --> 00:10:28,708 - No, she's a horse gay. 220 00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:30,542 - Alright? That's a little reductive. 221 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,750 - Stacey's just mad 222 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:33,625 because she spent the summer at an equestrian camp. 223 00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:36,083 - What about Aya? 224 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,083 No way, dude. 225 00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:40,667 I definitely don't have enough followers to date them. 226 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:43,417 Plus they're on and off with Gabby every other week. 227 00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:44,625 - Yeah. - True. 228 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:45,667 - Hey, what about Amy? 229 00:10:46,292 --> 00:10:48,417 Amy? Yeah, right. Gateway gay. 230 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,333 She's fingered every girl in the school. 231 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:51,542 So what? 232 00:10:51,542 --> 00:10:53,250 I'm sure she's washed her hands. - Yeah. 233 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:55,125 - Wait, no. What about AJ? 234 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:57,667 Why would I ever do that? That's literally Gabby's sister. 235 00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:59,375 Also, is she even queer? 236 00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:00,875 Yeah. She's bi. 237 00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:02,208 And she's mysterious as hell. 238 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:04,417 - Yeah. AJ actually came out way before Gabs, 239 00:11:04,417 --> 00:11:06,000 but Gabs just dates more, 240 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,042 so everybody forgets that AJ's queer too. 241 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,250 Talk about bi erasure. 242 00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:12,042 Gabby! - Hey, miss president. 243 00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:13,625 - Hey! - Excuse you. 244 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:14,625 - Anyway, question. 245 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:16,333 Do you have the sign-up sheets for track tryouts today? 246 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,833 - I sure do. Let me get that for you. 247 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:20,958 - Hey. 248 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:23,208 - Here you are. 249 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,250 - Thank you. 250 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,042 - Oh, Gabby, you know Paige, right? 251 00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:27,542 - Um, yeah. 252 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:31,083 - Your locker is a site for sore eyes. 253 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,917 - Um, thanks. 254 00:11:33,917 --> 00:11:35,333 Are you coming out today? 255 00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:38,042 - I've actually, I've been out for a really long time. 256 00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:39,125 I'm extremely gay. 257 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:42,625 - Oh, I was actually talking about track tryouts, but-- 258 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,125 - Right. 259 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:48,583 Yeah. I'm gonna see you there. I'm gonna, I'm gonna go on track. 260 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,125 - Yeah, right. The last time Paige ran, she was fleeing from a bee. 261 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:52,958 It was hilarious. 262 00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:53,750 It's on YouTube. 263 00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:55,167 I watch it whenever I'm depressed. 264 00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:56,500 No, it's not. 265 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,333 - Well, I should run, but maybe I'll see you later. 266 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,250 - Bye, Gabby. 267 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,667 - Bye, Gabby. - So long. 268 00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:03,042 - Vote for Dillon, babe! 269 00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:05,417 - No. She's not gonna vote for you, honey. 270 00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:07,167 - Stop staring without consent please. 271 00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:08,625 It's horrifying. 272 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,292 Really? You? Track tryouts? 273 00:12:11,292 --> 00:12:14,417 - Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's it. 274 00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:15,625 That's how we're gonna fall in love. 275 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:18,667 - I think you and Gabriela would be disgustingly cute together. 276 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:20,750 - And I think that if it were going to happen, 277 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:22,042 it would've happened already. 278 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,625 You can't force these things. 279 00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,333 Babe, I love you, but you're so wrong. 280 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,083 How many copies do you guys need? 281 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:29,208 - One thousand. - Two thousand. 282 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,458 - Three thousand. - Four thousand. 283 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,500 - Five thousand. - Six-- 284 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,792 Gotcha! - Ahh! 285 00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:35,792 Evans, I knew it was you. Principal's office now. 286 00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:36,958 Go. 287 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,208 - Oh, crap. I forgot my cleats. 288 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:39,250 Uh, can you help me? 289 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,292 - Turn off the light. 290 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:42,542 Shut the door. 291 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,417 Yeah. Okay, actually leave it open. 292 00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:48,500 - I assume you know why you're here? 293 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,875 - Am I in trouble or something? 294 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:53,083 - We are so done with your games now, Evans. 295 00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:54,833 - Okay. Take it down, Dexter Morgan. 296 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,583 You're not a detective, and this is not a cop show. 297 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:57,542 Paige, 298 00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:00,292 we know that you are KingPun. 299 00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:02,500 Okay. And it's not that the artwork isn't great, 300 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,542 it's really good, 301 00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:07,375 but all the pictures and then painting all over the school last semester. 302 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:10,500 And not to mention a new mural every week. 303 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,125 - That's not true. 304 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,583 Oh, you know it's true. - Sorry. 305 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,000 - Come on. 306 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,917 - The school board is not happy. - Mm-hmm. 307 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:19,167 - And plus all the kids are tagging you every week 308 00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,292 in some KingPun art. 309 00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:22,042 - Goddammit, Tim. 310 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,667 - You guys, I swear on my life, it's not me. 311 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,458 - Bet you wish you would've invested in that lie detector now, right? 312 00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,208 - No. No, I actually don't. 313 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:33,500 - Why? And I'm really tired of you 314 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,750 bringing it up all the time. 315 00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,667 'Cause we had to take care of something called asbestos, alright? 316 00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:38,792 Listen. 317 00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:42,042 I'm sorry, kiddo, but I have to lead by example. 318 00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:44,375 So I'm gonna have to suspend you. - Call the police. 319 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,583 - No, we are not calling the police. 320 00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:49,542 What are you, Wyclef Jean? Ready to call 911? 321 00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,208 Do you get that reference? You don't. 322 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:54,167 God, my references are like older than Taylor swift at this point. 323 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,750 Listen, you're suspended. 324 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,708 I called your mom, and she's on her way to pick you up. 325 00:13:57,708 --> 00:14:00,167 - You can't suspend me for something 326 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:02,042 that I, I literally did not do. 327 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:02,875 - Yeah, we can. 328 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,125 - No, we cannot. 329 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:07,917 But you're the only student with the keys to the art room. 330 00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:11,583 - Well, I was gonna give these back today. 331 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,208 - Oh. Well, you got blood on your hands. 332 00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:14,250 - It's paint. 333 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,917 - O-obviously, I know that. It's a metaphor. 334 00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:18,167 - Well, I'm not metaphoric. 335 00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:21,250 - It's acrylic paint, and those things are spray paint. 336 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,208 - Let's jot down that Ms. Evans seems to have 337 00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:25,583 an intimate understanding of the weapon of her choice. 338 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,000 - No one's jotting down anything. - Just jot it down. Just-- 339 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,167 - No, don't tell me what to-- 340 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:31,458 This is my-- - You guys, please hear me out. 341 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,542 I'm applying to a summer program at CalArts, 342 00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:35,958 and this is gonna ruin my chances of getting in. 343 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:36,875 - I'm sorry, Paige. 344 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,917 But I looked at your records, and you were absent 345 00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,167 eight times last semester. 346 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:43,875 Not to mention you're not even part of one extracurricular activity. 347 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,917 You're not the model student I can fight for. 348 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,583 - I play, I play, I play track. 349 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:53,458 - Hmm... not on my team, you don't. 350 00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,292 - Well, I just joined today. 351 00:14:56,042 --> 00:14:57,958 I'm extremely cooperative with this type of stuff. 352 00:14:57,958 --> 00:15:00,417 So can't this count as a plea deal or something. 353 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,500 - Oh, impressive use of legal jargon. 354 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,958 But you don't play track, you run track. 355 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,208 - Hear me out. 356 00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:08,250 How about I join track, 357 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,833 Coach Murray keeps his eye on me, 358 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:15,208 and I figure out in the meantime who KingPun actually is. 359 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,875 - Paige. I really like you. I do. 360 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,333 Actually, that's a lie. I don't even know you. 361 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:22,292 I hate myself that I have to say that, but the evidence is stacked against you. 362 00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:24,208 And I don't understand how playing track is supposed to help 363 00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:25,333 your case right now. 364 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,583 - Actually, I do need another couple people on the track team. 365 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,333 - You need people on the track team? - I need some more people. 366 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,125 - Are you saying you wanna take her? 367 00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:35,167 She just said, "Play track." Like she's a DJ or something. 368 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,250 She doesn't even know how to run track. 369 00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,917 How are you supposed to make that Usain Bolt? 370 00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:38,750 You can't. 371 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,292 - I could use a couple more bodies on the team. 372 00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,583 - I am exhausted. 373 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,708 Okay, Paige, you are no longer suspended. 374 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,458 You are just on probation. Okay? 375 00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:48,500 If you can come up with a name who you think KingPun really is, 376 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,667 because apparently it's not you, 377 00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:51,458 by the end of the semester, 378 00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,125 then I'll take it to the board meeting. 379 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,458 - Well, I will deliver. Thank you. 380 00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:56,750 I can't wait. 381 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:57,750 - Great, get out! 382 00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:00,625 I have a Renaissance club meeting that I'm not about to miss. 383 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,917 You too! Take your little swimming board with you. 384 00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:03,708 God. 385 00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:07,625 - Oh, It's like no moment to myself. 386 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,875 I wish there was more money for federal funding 387 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:13,417 'cause I'll tell you what, this ain't it. 388 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,333 - Thank you so much. 389 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,625 - Don't thank me yet. I'm watching you. 390 00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:19,958 - Oh. Hey, clipboard. 391 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:22,792 I left a patient with a full bed pan for this. 392 00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:24,375 You are not suspending my daughter. 393 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:25,875 She did nothing wrong. - We're not suspending her. 394 00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,292 A-- Hmm? 395 00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:28,833 - I made a deal. 396 00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:31,750 - You have a very savvy daughter, Mrs.-- 397 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:32,917 - Mrs. Mm-hmm. 398 00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:34,625 That's very revealing. 399 00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:36,542 It's miss. 400 00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:41,083 But you can call me Angie or Ang or "Hey, girl." 401 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,875 You know, I am a single mother by choice. 402 00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:46,208 Not by circumstance. 403 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:50,333 I like to have sex with men. I don't even have to have a relationship. 404 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,875 Hmm. What do you think of that? 405 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:55,417 - Well, hey, girl, if you don't mind me saying, 406 00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,417 you have an incredible figure. 407 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,500 - Oh my god. 408 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,500 - We are in a school, sir. 409 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,500 That is so wildly inappropriate. 410 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,500 - I'm sorry. Uh-- 411 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,125 - And 100 percent spot on. 412 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,167 This is gold. 413 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,333 You should see me naked. 414 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,917 - Well, I'd say I'm sorry that you had to drive out here for nothing, 415 00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:16,042 but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't nice to meet you. 416 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,042 - I can't believe this guy. 417 00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:22,667 - And, uh... if you do come to Paige's track meet, 418 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,667 don't be afraid to say, hello. 419 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,333 - I'm not afraid of anything. 420 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,667 It's you who should be afraid. 421 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:32,917 Wow. 422 00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,542 Track. That's fucked up. - Yeah. 423 00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:38,000 The deal just didn't work out that great for me, 424 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,125 but it did for you. 425 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,750 So-- - Yeah. It really did. 426 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,167 - Yeah. - Yeah. 427 00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,917 Is he in the school directory? 428 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:53,667 Basically, if I don't find KingPun, then my life is over. 429 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,792 - On the plus side, you totally fit in here. 430 00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:59,917 - I feel like I look like a very specific type of gay right now. 431 00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:01,750 Do I at least look like a top? 432 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,125 - Total bottom. 433 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,417 Maybe a power bottom? 434 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,125 - Like you call her daddy and she calls you her sweet little prince. 435 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:08,125 - Mm-hmm. 436 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:12,583 - Okay! Listen up! 437 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,333 Come on, come on in here! 438 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,875 Let's go! Gather round! 439 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:16,625 Listen up! 440 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,083 Returning athletes! 441 00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:21,750 I'm gonna be looking to make sure that you kept your training up 442 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,042 during the off season. 443 00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,500 Alright? 444 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,417 Now you newcomers, 445 00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:31,375 our co-captains, AJ and Gabby here, 446 00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:34,250 will be helping place you in an event. 447 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,542 - Woo. - Okay. Got this. 448 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,500 - For Evans over there, 449 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,333 just try to find the thing that she sucks at the least. 450 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,042 Alright? 451 00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:44,125 - Don't you wanna at least see me try out 452 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,625 before you think that I suck? 453 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,000 - No. Okay! 454 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,792 Back to it! Let's go! 455 00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:49,917 Let's go! Can you get my water? 456 00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:51,417 - She's coming. She's coming. She's coming. 457 00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:52,875 - Hi, you made it. 458 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:55,167 I'll be sure to let you know if I see any angry bees around. 459 00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,042 - Did you know that male bees lose their penises 460 00:18:58,042 --> 00:18:59,375 when they have sex with the queen bee? 461 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:03,792 - Uh, no, we didn't, 462 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,292 but now we sure do, right? 463 00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,000 - Yeah. - Yeah, we should get started. 464 00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:10,917 Don't worry. You're gonna be great. 465 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,667 - Holy shit! 466 00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:04,625 - Are you fucking kidding me? 467 00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:14,708 - Thanks. - Yep. 468 00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:27,417 - No. 469 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,292 I have an idea. 470 00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:32,125 How do you feel about running in a straight line? 471 00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:35,125 - That's the only straight thing I can do. 472 00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:37,667 Okay. 473 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,625 - I regretted it the second that it left my mouth. 474 00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,083 - You mean adding her to the four by one? 475 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,458 - Do you have a better idea? 476 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,917 Alright. Here we go. 477 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:51,458 On your mark. Get set. 478 00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:53,333 No. No, down. 479 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:54,792 KingPun, let's get it. 480 00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:56,625 - Go! Come on! Come on, Paige! 481 00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:57,875 Come on! 482 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,208 - I am the fastest woman alive. 483 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,792 - That was mediocre at best. 484 00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:32,583 - Yeah, I took an Instagram story, and it went over the time limit. 485 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,250 - Damn. - But you did it. 486 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,292 - With a little work, maybe you could be fine. 487 00:21:36,292 --> 00:21:38,250 - She's four seconds behind where she needs to be. 488 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:42,167 - Well, maybe I need someone great to teach me after school. 489 00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,667 - Alright. That's not a terrible idea. 490 00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,000 Uh, AJ. 491 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,875 You're gonna train Paige. 492 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,167 Okay? 493 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,333 - Isn't that literally your job as coach? 494 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:54,625 - No, my job as coach is to motivate through fear. 495 00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:57,583 Besides, I don't get paid enough to stay after school. 496 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,583 Come on. I'm watching you, Evans. 497 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:00,542 - Welcome to the team. 498 00:22:00,542 --> 00:22:01,917 - Alright, KingPun. 499 00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:03,000 I'm not KingPun. 500 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,417 - Your shorts are on backwards. 501 00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:05,583 What? 502 00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:12,792 Can you hurry up, Angie? I'm starving. 503 00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:14,042 You're not the boss of me. 504 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:16,292 You knew we were gonna be home. Why wasn't the food ready? 505 00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:19,667 - Today was great. I almost killed somebody with a javelin. 506 00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:20,958 - It's true. 507 00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:22,917 - And then it was nearly death by hurdle. 508 00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:24,208 - Also very true. 509 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:26,667 - And I embarrassed myself in front of Gabriela. 510 00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:29,250 - Just because Paige's sex life is in a drought 511 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,750 doesn't mean the rest of the world has to be. 512 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,333 Come on, Angie, we've talked about this. 513 00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:33,583 - So strict. 514 00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:35,542 - Sometimes I think fondly back on to this morning 515 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,167 when my life was completely normal. 516 00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:39,250 Now I have to solve a mystery, 517 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:41,250 make Gabby fall in love with me, 518 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,542 figure out how to make the perfect thing for CalArts, 519 00:22:43,542 --> 00:22:46,000 and figure out how to put a tampon in 520 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,875 without the end always sticking out a little bit. 521 00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,792 - Yeah, you know, I never mastered that either. 522 00:22:50,458 --> 00:22:52,167 Oh, but you know what? On the bright side, 523 00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:55,750 true artists are never afraid to step out of their comfort zones, so-- 524 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:58,708 - Speaking of stepping out of your comfort zones, 525 00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:00,708 are you going to Stacey's party on Friday? 526 00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:01,625 - What party? 527 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:02,875 - Are you kidding me? 528 00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:05,167 Paige, I've told you this a billion times. 529 00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:06,292 It'd be, like, a good opportunity for you 530 00:23:06,292 --> 00:23:07,792 to act like a normal teenager for once. 531 00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:10,292 - She doesn't wanna be normal. Nobody wants to be normal. 532 00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:11,625 - That's why I'm cool. 533 00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,292 - Alright. Let me tell you a little story. 534 00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:15,875 When I was a teenager, 535 00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:18,667 I went to this rager, and I ended up in the back of a van 536 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:21,000 with the lead singer of an Aerosmith cover band. 537 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 And in retrospect, 538 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,792 I definitely should have held out for the real thing. 539 00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:27,125 I mean, think about it, 540 00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:29,833 Steven Tyler. I would've never had to buy another scarf. 541 00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:32,250 - Dillon, I totally wasn't thinking. 542 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:35,000 This party is the perfect place to investigate. 543 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 KingPun will definitely be going 544 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,792 and, well, let's just say that they will rue the day 545 00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:41,583 that they let me take the fall for them. 546 00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:42,667 I know that's right. 547 00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:45,667 - Okay. 548 00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:47,625 I'm gonna need you to relax. 549 00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:48,750 You're starting to scare me. 550 00:23:49,417 --> 00:23:51,250 Oh my god. I totally forgot. 551 00:23:51,917 --> 00:23:52,917 Pardon me. 552 00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:56,583 Paige, I took the liberty of washing your sex toy. 553 00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:59,375 By the way, this is very small. 554 00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:01,083 I could totally get lost up there. 555 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:03,583 So you might wanna think about, you know, my moving on up. 556 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,667 I can help. 557 00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:07,750 - Well, that's an eraser, so that's not gonna go up there. 558 00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,042 - Anything's possible. 559 00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:12,042 Think about me and my electric toothbrush. 560 00:24:12,042 --> 00:24:15,083 And it's not the end you would think either. 561 00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:17,667 - Okay. Well, we don't have everything in common. 562 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,292 And I'm gonna go in my room. Yeah. 563 00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:23,000 I'm gonna throw up. That's really disgusting. 564 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,250 - No, you're disgusting. 565 00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:27,292 This is a sex positive house, Paige. 566 00:24:27,792 --> 00:24:29,583 Shame does not live here. 567 00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:34,792 - Hey. 568 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,000 Thanks for having us. 569 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:39,250 - Thought I smelled ambition. 570 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,833 - You look so beautiful. 571 00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:45,250 - Paige, I cannot believe we finally got you to a high school party. 572 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,625 - Now let's see if you survive it. 573 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:55,708 Bombs away. 574 00:24:57,292 --> 00:24:59,208 Chug! Chug! Chug! 575 00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:01,292 Welcome to the high school experience. 576 00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:03,375 - It smells better than I expected. 577 00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:04,375 - I lit candles. 578 00:25:04,667 --> 00:25:07,833 - First order of business, time to get you drunk. 579 00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:09,500 Like, if you don't throw up by the end of the night, 580 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:10,792 then I didn't do my job. 581 00:25:11,167 --> 00:25:14,042 - I still can't believe this is the first of my parties you've been to, Paige. 582 00:25:14,042 --> 00:25:16,917 - That's because Paige Evans is too cool for high school parties. 583 00:25:16,917 --> 00:25:18,333 - Cool is one word for it. 584 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:20,833 I just have a general distaste for sticky floors, 585 00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:23,708 communal chip bowls, and whatever that is. 586 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:26,750 - That, my friend, is the type of sociological research 587 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:28,292 you can't find in any textbook. 588 00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:29,125 - He's right. 589 00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:31,292 My future constituents may act slightly moronic, 590 00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:32,917 but they know how to have fun. 591 00:25:34,042 --> 00:25:36,583 - Your future constituents, huh? - Oh please. 592 00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:38,042 You know I'm gonna kick your ass. 593 00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:40,250 There's no way they won't vote for my anti-authority platform. 594 00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:43,208 It's like taking candy from a politically informed baby. 595 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,833 - You wanna go upstairs and practice your campaign speech on me? 596 00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:48,292 - Work on our inflection? - Show me those pointed hand movements. 597 00:25:48,292 --> 00:25:52,042 - Why do you guys even bother with innuendo. 598 00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:54,542 - Later, Paige. 599 00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:56,833 - Oh yeah, guys, just leave me alone 600 00:25:56,833 --> 00:25:59,167 while I try and figure out who framed me? 601 00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:00,375 - Oh. - Paige. 602 00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:01,792 - Oh my god. - Hi. 603 00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:02,667 - I didn't see you there. 604 00:26:02,667 --> 00:26:04,333 - Must be the masking spell. - What? 605 00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:06,375 - How have you been? Feeling any different lately? 606 00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,708 Any lustful urges? Deep magnetic pulls? 607 00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:10,583 - Mm-mm. - To anything? Anyone? 608 00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:11,583 - Excuse me. - AJ. 609 00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:12,583 There you are. 610 00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:13,792 - Hi. 611 00:26:13,792 --> 00:26:15,833 - We should go talk about track. 612 00:26:15,833 --> 00:26:18,458 - I don't think so. Did the virgin blood expire? 613 00:26:18,458 --> 00:26:19,500 That can't be, that was fresh. 614 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,125 - Okay, yeah, we can talk about track. 615 00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:22,458 - It's supposed to get stronger with age. 616 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:23,625 Like, it's like fine wine. 617 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,708 - Hi. - Hi. 618 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:32,542 - Okay. I wasn't gonna get all Salem witch trials 619 00:26:32,542 --> 00:26:34,833 and point fingers here, but I know that she put a curse on me. 620 00:26:35,417 --> 00:26:38,083 - I mean, she did steal some of my hair back in freshman year, 621 00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:39,458 so I believe it. 622 00:26:45,167 --> 00:26:47,458 So track, why? 623 00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:49,167 I thought you were more interested in art. 624 00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:50,583 - Oh, trust me. I am. 625 00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:52,208 But lucky for me, 626 00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:54,750 Principal Collins decided that I'm KingPun. 627 00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:56,708 So I have to figure out who KingPun is. 628 00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:58,792 Otherwise, I'm going to get suspended. 629 00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:00,417 - That's so dumb. 630 00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:01,750 - Yeah. 631 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:02,833 - That art is harmless. 632 00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:05,167 - I know. It's also pretty good. 633 00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:06,250 - Do you have any leads? 634 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,083 - I know that they're here. That's about it. 635 00:27:09,458 --> 00:27:12,292 I'm just gonna poke around until somebody cracks. 636 00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:16,500 - So you're gonna interrogate a bunch of drunk teens. 637 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,625 Seems pretty easy. 638 00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,292 - Well, you say that, but it could be anybody. 639 00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:23,583 It could be you. 640 00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,375 - Do I look whimsical enough for puns? 641 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:30,542 - Okay. Well, you do have an intimidating, 642 00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:32,792 no bullshit, 643 00:27:32,792 --> 00:27:34,750 striped shirt vibe going. 644 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:36,042 So I guess not. 645 00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:37,208 - Thank you. 646 00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:42,083 - Which would make you the perfect bad cop 647 00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,708 to my good cop. 648 00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:44,875 - Excuse me? 649 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,292 - Follow me. - Oh. 650 00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:53,625 - Hi, Erin. - Hi. 651 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:56,500 - Where were you at00 a. m. on the morning of the 14th. 652 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,792 - We get Tybalt groomed on Sundays. 653 00:27:58,792 --> 00:28:01,208 Tybalt. My horse. Do you wanna see a photo? 654 00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:04,583 Oh, my phone is dead. 655 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,333 - Yeah. No, never, never mind. Thank you. 656 00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:11,417 How close is the nearest Michael's art supply from your house? 657 00:28:11,417 --> 00:28:12,875 Who's Michael? 658 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:14,625 - Can I have a hit? - Me too? 659 00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:17,542 - You have a secret Instagram, right? 660 00:28:17,542 --> 00:28:18,917 - Yeah, but you can't afford to follow it. 661 00:28:18,917 --> 00:28:20,458 - Sorry. 662 00:28:20,458 --> 00:28:22,000 - Can you guys shine your lights on me? 663 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:22,917 Alright, man, you ready? 664 00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:23,792 Thank you. 665 00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,125 Tim. 666 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,333 What do you think of KingPun? 667 00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:32,125 - Oh, Paige here? 668 00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:33,875 - Aren't your parents both artists, Tim? 669 00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:35,250 - Isn't your mom a nurse. 670 00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:36,250 - Your point? 671 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:37,792 - I haven't seen you save anyone's life. 672 00:28:37,792 --> 00:28:38,875 - He's got a good point. 673 00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:40,208 - You're supposed to be on my side. 674 00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:41,083 - Right. 675 00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:44,500 - Chantal, would you consider yourself an artist? 676 00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:47,125 - I mean, every witch is an artist in their own way. 677 00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:50,625 But, I mean, yeah. I post to Tumblr all the time. 678 00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:52,167 That's mostly just like Buffy, Faith, 679 00:28:52,167 --> 00:28:53,833 the brothers from Supernatural sixty-nining. 680 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,042 So, normal. 681 00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:57,458 - Well, what art tools do you use? 682 00:28:57,458 --> 00:28:58,917 - I mean, I kind of dabble in everything. 683 00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:01,417 Illustrator, oil paints, menstrual blood. 684 00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:03,583 - Oh. Oh no. 685 00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:04,875 - Yeah. Okay. Bye. 686 00:29:06,292 --> 00:29:07,292 ...get political. 687 00:29:07,292 --> 00:29:09,042 Mm-hmm. You wanna get political? 688 00:29:09,042 --> 00:29:10,583 Oh yeah? You wanna-- 689 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:11,875 - Oh my fucking god. 690 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:12,958 - Oh fuck. 691 00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:13,875 Oh, hi, Paige. - Hey. 692 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:16,625 - ...much bad things as possible... 693 00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:18,833 - Cover AOC's eyes, she doesn't deserve to see this. 694 00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:20,625 - Okay. - Come on! 695 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:21,625 - That was easy. - Bye. 696 00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:25,333 - So, her house is huge. 697 00:29:26,042 --> 00:29:27,458 - It just keeps going, I know. 698 00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:28,958 - They probably fuck in every room. 699 00:29:29,417 --> 00:29:32,000 Those two are-- - Are disturbingly cute 700 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,833 in a kind of kinky way? 701 00:29:33,833 --> 00:29:35,500 - Yeah. - Yeah. 702 00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:39,042 Can't believe Chantal is our best lead right now. 703 00:29:39,042 --> 00:29:40,583 - I mean, it kind of makes sense. 704 00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:42,542 I-I've seen her drawing in class a few times. 705 00:29:42,542 --> 00:29:43,875 - What? Really? - Mm. 706 00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:45,208 - Paige, AJ. 707 00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:56,333 - Oh my god, we need to take shots, like, right now. 708 00:29:56,333 --> 00:29:57,833 For Paige joining the track team. 709 00:29:58,375 --> 00:30:00,000 - Yeah, go ahead. I'm gonna pee. 710 00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:02,167 - Okay. Let's go. 711 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:03,042 - Okay. 712 00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:15,417 - Oh. Oh. Okay. 713 00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:18,250 To joining track! 714 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:19,375 - To... sports! 715 00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:23,625 - Bet our mouth stinks the same right now. 716 00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:24,375 - What? 717 00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:25,833 - I just got something stuck in my throat. 718 00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:27,417 - Another shot will fix that. - Yeah, 719 00:30:27,417 --> 00:30:29,000 it always does. 720 00:30:43,833 --> 00:30:45,000 Yeah. 721 00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:24,000 - I'm so wasted. 722 00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:26,708 - Oh my god, I'm so glad that you joined track. 723 00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:28,875 I feel like I never see you outside of class. 724 00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:29,833 - I know. 725 00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:32,333 You're a Gemini, right? 726 00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:33,792 - I'm a Pisces. 727 00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:35,917 - Who says that complicated can't work. 728 00:31:35,917 --> 00:31:38,250 - What? - I said I love track. 729 00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:40,167 Gabby, come dance with us. 730 00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:41,250 Bye! 731 00:31:50,292 --> 00:31:53,667 - Are we at the sad drunk phase in the night, huh? 732 00:31:54,167 --> 00:31:57,625 - Dillon. Dillon. Dill Pickle. 733 00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:00,083 - You wanna go home? You'll be better. Yes. 734 00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:01,917 Your drunk ass has a training with AJ tomorrow. 735 00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:04,375 - Oh shit. - Right. Yeah. 736 00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:06,750 Mr. President-- 737 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:10,417 - Wow. Thank you so much for calling me Mr. President. 738 00:32:10,417 --> 00:32:12,083 - You're welcome. - Okay, let's go. 739 00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:15,375 - Bye, bad cop. 740 00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:18,083 - Bye. I'll see you tomorrow. Drink some Gatorade. 741 00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:20,417 Sports juice. 742 00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,083 - I like boobs, you know what I'm saying? 743 00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:26,458 Tim, I see what you're doing. 744 00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:27,542 Evidence. 745 00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:30,167 Evidence. 746 00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:33,667 - Who doesn't like boobs? 747 00:32:33,667 --> 00:32:34,583 - Cheers. 748 00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:40,375 Woo! Who's ready to party? 749 00:32:42,292 --> 00:32:43,667 - You're so strong. 750 00:32:43,667 --> 00:32:44,833 - I am strong. 751 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,750 - Oh. Whoa. - Whoa. 752 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:50,500 - Come on, our ride is here. 753 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:58,208 You made it? 754 00:32:58,208 --> 00:32:59,417 - Yep. 755 00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:02,875 Okay. Let's make me an Olympian. 756 00:33:04,542 --> 00:33:06,208 - How are you not massively hungover right now? 757 00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:09,208 - Well, I drank that Gatorade that you suggested, 758 00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:12,375 and then I had a hot pocket and then I had some pizza 759 00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:13,708 and then I had some ice cream. 760 00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:15,500 Also, I might still be drunk. 761 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,542 - Is that coffee? Did you bring any water? 762 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:26,083 - Hmm. Okay. If this mentor-protégé thing is going to work out, 763 00:33:26,083 --> 00:33:28,875 then you have to respect my caffeinated process. 764 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,500 - Who said anything about being a mentor? 765 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,458 I'm only doing this so you don't tank our ranking. 766 00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:34,000 - Oh, I'm sorry. 767 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,833 Am I cutting into your 768 00:33:35,833 --> 00:33:38,500 brooding-in-corners wearing-a-leather-jacket time? 769 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,042 - I don't own a leather jacket 770 00:33:40,042 --> 00:33:42,125 - Well, you look like you could. - Okay. 771 00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:45,542 - So what are we doing first? Picking out my pump-up song? 772 00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:48,292 - No, but you can stretch, and then we can start on three miles, 773 00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:49,542 - Three miles? 774 00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:54,125 That is 2.9 more miles than they said I have to run. 775 00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:55,500 - 2.94 miles. 776 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,375 You're confusing miles and meters. 777 00:33:57,375 --> 00:33:59,708 - I think you're confusing me with the metric system. 778 00:34:01,042 --> 00:34:01,875 - Let's go, Evans. 779 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,542 Put down your stuff. 780 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:23,667 - Oh my god. 781 00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:28,167 Oh my god. 782 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,167 I can't feel anything. 783 00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:32,000 I can't feel my legs. 784 00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:34,250 I can't feel my face. 785 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:36,792 - You're being a little dramatic. 786 00:34:36,792 --> 00:34:38,792 - It's the artist in me. 787 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,250 - Speaking of, 788 00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:44,125 you wanna go to art school? 789 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,458 - Yeah. 790 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,375 Now that's like my biggest dream. 791 00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:50,708 - Hmm. 792 00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:53,500 - But now that the pressure's on and I have to send in my summer app, 793 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,125 I have no idea what to send in. 794 00:34:55,625 --> 00:34:56,542 - You started it yet? 795 00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:01,792 - Since you asked. 796 00:35:04,917 --> 00:35:06,792 I've been working on a few different things, 797 00:35:08,417 --> 00:35:10,375 But none of it feels right to me. 798 00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:14,583 - Shit, you're really good. 799 00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,667 - Thank you. 800 00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:19,792 Now I just have to make CalArt see that. 801 00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:22,917 Pretend you're CalArts. Tell me what's missing. 802 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:26,042 - Uh... nothing. 803 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:27,667 I, I think it's really great. 804 00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:31,375 - You're a really bad liar. 805 00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:33,292 - No, I just-- - Come on. 806 00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:35,083 Tell me the truth. 807 00:35:36,042 --> 00:35:38,958 - I don't know. I'm, I mean, I'm not an expert by any means, 808 00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:40,708 but maybe it's just, 809 00:35:41,667 --> 00:35:45,500 it is lacking some emotion. 810 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:46,917 - Okay. 811 00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:50,250 I wasn't expecting constructive criticism, but alright. 812 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:52,750 - I knew that was a draft. Look, your art is amazing. 813 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:53,708 Seriously. 814 00:35:53,708 --> 00:35:54,625 What was the prompt again? 815 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,375 - Show us your happiest moment. 816 00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:59,792 - Right, okay. So do you think that that, that shows that? 817 00:35:59,792 --> 00:36:03,958 Or is there anything that is maybe happier? 818 00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:08,333 - I had a really yummy donut the other day. 819 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,792 - Uh, what about a, 820 00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:15,500 a first love or a first kiss or something? 821 00:36:16,125 --> 00:36:18,208 - Uh, well, I haven't had those things, 822 00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:20,625 so you're really pouring salt on the wound here, AJ. 823 00:36:21,042 --> 00:36:23,792 - All I'm saying is that you'll get there. 824 00:36:24,625 --> 00:36:26,833 Just don't be afraid to draw something 825 00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:28,250 a little more vulnerable. 826 00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:35,083 - Look, they just posted something. 827 00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:37,375 Guess that would rule you out. 828 00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:39,083 - At least it's not on school property this time. 829 00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:41,750 - Well, it's a little late for that KingPun. 830 00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:44,708 - Let's go, Frida Kahlo. 831 00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:46,000 We've gotta get you to a point where you can run 832 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:46,917 without wanting to puke. 833 00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:49,542 - Might give me an edge. 834 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:50,958 - Doubt it. 835 00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:54,500 - Did you know that Frida Kahlo was bi? 836 00:36:55,792 --> 00:36:58,500 She was the OG bi-con. 837 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:01,000 - Oh, nice. Uh-- 838 00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:03,625 - Got joke for days, AJ. 839 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:17,958 - Come on-- 840 00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:20,500 Come on. Come on, you got it. 841 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,000 Go. Go. Push. 842 00:37:22,958 --> 00:37:25,083 Come on, KingPun, get it. Get that tire. 843 00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:26,667 Yeah! 844 00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,583 - Hey. Look. 845 00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:10,500 - Hey! 846 00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:12,125 - Hi. 847 00:38:25,208 --> 00:38:27,292 Come on. Come on, Stacey. Oh no! 848 00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:29,667 Come on, Gabby, you got it. - I'm sorry. 849 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,042 Come on, AJ, you got this. 850 00:38:40,167 --> 00:38:42,208 AJ! You got this! 851 00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:44,167 You got it! You got it! 852 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,417 Yeah! Yeah! - Come on! 853 00:38:46,417 --> 00:38:48,542 - Go! Go! Go! Go! 854 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:53,333 - Yes! 855 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,625 - Oh my god! 856 00:39:01,708 --> 00:39:03,125 Oh, Coach, Coach, Coach. 857 00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:05,125 - Okay. Alright! 858 00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:06,500 Alright. 859 00:39:07,542 --> 00:39:09,667 - It goes against my entire coaching approach to say this, 860 00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:12,167 but you're actually getting pretty good. 861 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:15,833 - I knew you were using a tough love approach with me. 862 00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:18,292 - I know, who do I think I am, my dad? 863 00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:22,333 That, that was a lot funnier in my head. 864 00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:24,583 - It's okay, dude. 865 00:39:24,958 --> 00:39:27,333 I'm no stranger to dark dad humor. 866 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:29,833 Is he tough on you? 867 00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:32,625 - He just sees so much potential in me, 868 00:39:32,625 --> 00:39:34,000 I guess I don't wanna let him down. 869 00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:36,958 He wants me to get a scholarship to a D1 school. 870 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,667 I think that's why I'm so stressed about doing well. 871 00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:42,792 But I don't wanna talk about my dad. 872 00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:45,417 I'll save that one for a future therapy session. 873 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:47,500 - Speaking of psychoanalyzing, 874 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,125 I think that you were right about my art. 875 00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:51,625 I, I think I do play it safe. 876 00:39:52,292 --> 00:39:53,208 - I get it. 877 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:56,333 - But I'm not gonna let you forget that you said I was good. 878 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:59,708 A compliment from the mysterious AJ Campos. 879 00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:01,500 - Don't make me regret it, Evans. 880 00:40:04,667 --> 00:40:05,542 You wanna try? 881 00:40:05,542 --> 00:40:08,917 - Mm. Can you play track with a broken leg? 882 00:40:08,917 --> 00:40:09,917 - Don't worry, I'll spot you. 883 00:40:14,417 --> 00:40:15,750 - Oh shit. 884 00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:16,708 - Okay. Bend your knees. 885 00:40:35,917 --> 00:40:36,833 - Hold up. 886 00:40:38,292 --> 00:40:39,000 - What? 887 00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:42,375 - I think that this is KingPun's notebook. 888 00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:44,000 - What, h-how do you know? 889 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:44,667 - Look, dude, 890 00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:48,458 it's totally in their style, and it has KP written all over it. 891 00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:49,833 - Oh yeah, that would do it. 892 00:40:49,833 --> 00:40:51,208 - Maybe it's somebody in track. 893 00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:53,542 - Well, that would rule out Chantal. 894 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,875 - It was never her. 895 00:40:54,875 --> 00:40:57,958 Cute puns are not her vibe, now that I think of it. 896 00:40:59,042 --> 00:41:01,417 This is exactly how I'm gonna nail KingPun. 897 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:02,875 - How? 898 00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:06,458 - I'm gonna DM them and tell them that I have their notebook. 899 00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:08,167 There's tons of half-baked ideas in here. 900 00:41:08,167 --> 00:41:10,417 It's not like they're gonna wanna leave it behind. 901 00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:12,500 So what? 902 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,042 You're just gonna give it back to them 903 00:41:14,042 --> 00:41:15,542 without figuring out who it is? 904 00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:17,083 - AJ. You kidding me? 905 00:41:19,417 --> 00:41:21,958 We're gonna have a motherfucking stakeout. 906 00:41:23,167 --> 00:41:24,375 - Oh. No. 907 00:41:28,792 --> 00:41:30,000 Hold on. 908 00:41:30,375 --> 00:41:33,458 - It's almost- 00 p. m., and KingPun left me on read. 909 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:34,917 So I know that they saw it. 910 00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:37,708 - Wow. Your detection skills are on point. 911 00:41:38,708 --> 00:41:40,500 - We should split up. Cover more ground. 912 00:41:40,917 --> 00:41:43,083 - Oh god, your efficiency is hot. 913 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:43,708 - You're hot. 914 00:41:43,708 --> 00:41:44,750 - Help. Help. Help. Help. 915 00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:46,042 - You know the gate's open, right? 916 00:41:47,042 --> 00:41:47,958 Oh! - Oh my god! 917 00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:49,542 Paige. Are you okay? 918 00:41:49,542 --> 00:41:51,042 - Ay, dios mio. - Do you need help? Are you good? 919 00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,042 - Ow. 920 00:41:52,417 --> 00:41:53,792 This girl's gonna be the death of me. 921 00:42:02,792 --> 00:42:04,000 - Hey. - Hey. 922 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,375 Wanna take the north side? 923 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:06,917 - Yeah, sure. 924 00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:09,125 - Ugh. 925 00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:11,625 - They do know that's the south east side, right? 926 00:42:12,458 --> 00:42:14,500 - No, but it is so hot that you do. 927 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,333 - You're so hot. 928 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:16,875 - You are so hot. - You are. 929 00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:17,958 - We are. - We are. 930 00:42:17,958 --> 00:42:18,625 - We are. 931 00:42:18,625 --> 00:42:19,458 We are. 932 00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:20,625 We are. We are. 933 00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:22,875 Oh, I'm glad you have each other. 934 00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:27,000 - Hello? 935 00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:29,708 - Oh shit. - Sorry. 936 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:34,292 Ooh. 937 00:42:34,292 --> 00:42:35,958 You know I like it when you grab my ass. 938 00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:40,625 - Well, on the upside, if you can't find KingPun, 939 00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:43,042 it's kind of like a cool badge of honor to get suspended. 940 00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:47,667 - So you usually go for people who get suspended? 941 00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:52,333 - Um, I don't really have a type. It's more of just a vibe. 942 00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:55,542 - So your vibe is Aya then, huh? 943 00:42:55,917 --> 00:42:57,750 - Well, actually, we just broke up. 944 00:42:58,542 --> 00:42:59,333 - Oh really? 945 00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:01,333 That sucks. Sorry. 946 00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:04,167 Are you over them? 947 00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:07,083 - Depends, Paige. Who's asking? 948 00:43:07,083 --> 00:43:08,875 - Not me. I don't care. 949 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:10,167 - Ouch. 950 00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:13,542 - I care. 951 00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:15,125 I care. 952 00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:19,375 I just was trying to be nice and ask you questions. So-- 953 00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:21,750 Not that good at that though. 954 00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,458 - Well, your questions are cute. So-- 955 00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:28,583 - Do you remember in fifth grade when we were partnered up 956 00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:31,833 to take care of that egg together in Ms. Higgins' class? 957 00:43:32,542 --> 00:43:33,625 - Oh yeah. 958 00:43:33,625 --> 00:43:35,208 I'm pretty sure I dropped mine on the first day 959 00:43:35,208 --> 00:43:36,958 and begged my mom to replace it for me. 960 00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:39,250 Geez, I totally forgot you were my partner for that. 961 00:43:39,875 --> 00:43:41,333 Damn, I was a shitty mom. 962 00:43:41,667 --> 00:43:43,375 - Well, if it's any consolation, 963 00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:47,292 I gave our egg a bath, and I boiled it to death. 964 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:50,583 So guess I wasn't a perfect mom either. 965 00:43:51,417 --> 00:43:52,583 Oh, hide. 966 00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:53,875 - It's gotta KingPun. 967 00:43:53,875 --> 00:43:55,417 - Aren't we supposed to be confronting them? 968 00:43:55,417 --> 00:43:57,292 - Yes. I'm just not good at confrontation. 969 00:43:57,292 --> 00:43:58,167 - Clearly. 970 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:04,667 Kind of weird that we've co-parented 971 00:44:04,667 --> 00:44:06,458 and never kissed before, huh? 972 00:44:07,042 --> 00:44:09,208 - Yeah. It's a little bit strange. 973 00:44:09,917 --> 00:44:11,625 - Well, maybe we should try it. 974 00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:13,250 - We could try it. 975 00:44:16,833 --> 00:44:18,542 - You can lean in now. 976 00:44:18,542 --> 00:44:19,667 - Yeah. Right. 977 00:44:23,542 --> 00:44:24,500 - Sorry. 978 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,792 - That was awkward. 979 00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:34,708 Oh shit, they're leaving. 980 00:44:36,667 --> 00:44:38,333 Hey! Wait! Stop! 981 00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:42,417 - Yo. I cannot believe that your stupid stakeout idea 982 00:44:42,417 --> 00:44:44,333 might have actually worked, but that was definitely Tim's car. 983 00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:45,042 - How do you know? 984 00:44:45,042 --> 00:44:47,083 - Who else drives a bright green Challenger 985 00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:49,417 with a bumper sticker that reads "Your mom calls me daddy"? 986 00:44:49,417 --> 00:44:50,667 - Fucking Tim. 987 00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:51,500 Mm-hmm. 988 00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:55,250 - Uh, hold on. I have to take this. 989 00:44:57,167 --> 00:44:58,667 - So do you think you cracked the case? 990 00:45:00,208 --> 00:45:02,250 - Yeah, I guess so. 991 00:45:08,167 --> 00:45:10,250 Paige, let's go. We're gonna be late. 992 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,000 Are you seriously not packed for our away meet yet? 993 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,167 - I started. 994 00:45:16,208 --> 00:45:17,750 Dillon, I need to tell you something. 995 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:18,625 - What, what happened? 996 00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:20,458 - Don't make it a big deal. Okay. 997 00:45:20,458 --> 00:45:21,833 - What happened? 998 00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:24,083 Did you find another one of your mom's special movies? 999 00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:27,417 - Gabby and I kissed. 1000 00:45:27,417 --> 00:45:29,083 - I'm sorry, what? 1001 00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:30,125 - I know. 1002 00:45:30,542 --> 00:45:33,042 - Wait, Gabriela Campos kissed you. 1003 00:45:34,458 --> 00:45:36,083 Okay. Screw packing. Tell me exactly what happened. 1004 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:39,125 - I don't know. It kind of just happened at the stakeout. 1005 00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:42,083 It was really weird, actually. 1006 00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:43,083 - What do you mean weird? 1007 00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:45,292 You've been waiting for this, like, literally your entire life. 1008 00:45:45,292 --> 00:45:46,125 You're obsessed with her. 1009 00:45:46,125 --> 00:45:48,000 - Well, it was very anti-climactic. 1010 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,458 - Was it a bad kiss? 1011 00:45:49,917 --> 00:45:51,958 Is that her fatal flaw? Does she have an Achilles tongue? 1012 00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:54,875 - Maybe it wasn't her. It was probably me. 1013 00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:57,583 - That makes more sense. She's kissed a lot of people. Yeah. 1014 00:45:57,583 --> 00:45:59,875 - Shit! I haven't kissed anyone. I don't know how to kiss. 1015 00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:00,917 - Yeah. You're probably a terrible kisser. 1016 00:46:00,917 --> 00:46:02,333 - You need to teach me. - No. 1017 00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:03,542 - Teach me. - What, ew! 1018 00:46:03,542 --> 00:46:05,125 God, are you seriously trying to kiss me right now? 1019 00:46:05,125 --> 00:46:06,708 - Just kiss me please. Come on. 1020 00:46:06,708 --> 00:46:08,583 - No means no, Paige. Come on. 1021 00:46:08,583 --> 00:46:09,917 You're not a man. Thank you. 1022 00:46:09,917 --> 00:46:12,000 - Why are you so dressed up? 1023 00:46:12,458 --> 00:46:15,542 - It's a structured blazer. Everybody quit tripping. 1024 00:46:15,542 --> 00:46:16,458 Come on. Let's go. 1025 00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:18,458 Did you pack us the food? 1026 00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:23,875 Ugh. I can't believe I'm such a bad kisser. 1027 00:46:23,875 --> 00:46:25,000 - Oh no, no, no, no. 1028 00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:28,750 Bad kisser, that is impossible. Not possible. 1029 00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:32,125 The Evans women are legendary kissers. 1030 00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:34,958 Your grandmother won the Frenching contest three years running. 1031 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,292 - Oh my god. - I placed second. 1032 00:46:36,292 --> 00:46:38,167 - What? - I've told you about this? 1033 00:46:38,167 --> 00:46:39,750 I tied with your great aunt Janine. 1034 00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:42,000 Oh my god, she is a maniac. 1035 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,250 - Wow. I guess the promiscuous gene skips a generation. 1036 00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,458 - That's what they say. 1037 00:46:45,458 --> 00:46:48,833 - Do you think maybe it's not the kiss, it's the person? 1038 00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:49,875 - Oh. - What does that mean? 1039 00:46:50,292 --> 00:46:53,167 - Maybe you were let down by the kiss because your crush has run its course. 1040 00:46:53,458 --> 00:46:55,250 - But I've liked Gabby forever. 1041 00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:57,250 - Might think that maybe there are other people out there. 1042 00:46:57,250 --> 00:46:58,458 - Yeah. - Like who? 1043 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,875 - Hi, Mrs. Evans. Miss. Sorry. 1044 00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:03,750 - Hey, AJ. - AJ. 1045 00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:08,542 Wow. Finally, we meet after hearing about you 24/7 from this one. 1046 00:47:08,542 --> 00:47:09,833 - She's being sarcastic. 1047 00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:12,125 - I mean, the word constantly springs to mind. 1048 00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:14,667 - Um, what are you gonna do now that the antisocial artist is out of the house? 1049 00:47:14,667 --> 00:47:17,417 - Oh man. So many possibilities. 1050 00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:18,833 I mean, the sky's the limit, right? 1051 00:47:18,833 --> 00:47:21,375 I'm not gonna crumble. That's the one thing I'm not gonna do. 1052 00:47:21,375 --> 00:47:22,250 - We're gone for a night. 1053 00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:23,500 - I know. Well, it doesn't matter. 1054 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,083 I'm not gonna crumble. So-- 1055 00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:27,542 Hey, AJ, um, do me a favor 1056 00:47:27,542 --> 00:47:30,250 and try to get old Paige here to loosen up a little bit. 1057 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:31,292 Okay. 1058 00:47:31,292 --> 00:47:32,500 You know, like, 1059 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:36,000 fire up a bong and knock back a couple of wine coolers. 1060 00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:38,958 Oh my god. I have poppers in the car. Should I run? Grab? 1061 00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:41,333 - No. That's the wrong type of gay. 1062 00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:44,708 - Well, hello there. Long time, no see. 1063 00:47:44,708 --> 00:47:47,667 - A little delayed gratification never hurt anyone. 1064 00:47:47,667 --> 00:47:48,333 - Okay. 1065 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,208 So you making me wait. 1066 00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:52,375 - They call it edging these days. 1067 00:47:52,375 --> 00:47:53,917 I looked it up on Wikipedia, 1068 00:47:53,917 --> 00:47:57,125 and the definition is quite rank. 1069 00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,917 - I don't know the meaning of rank, but I believe you. 1070 00:47:59,917 --> 00:48:02,042 - It means filthy dirty. 1071 00:48:02,042 --> 00:48:05,500 - Well, I'm gonna just get your number off the emergency contact list. 1072 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,875 - Okay. I've had your number for, like, 1073 00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,167 I don't know how many days. 1074 00:48:09,167 --> 00:48:10,167 Go with the program. Okay. 1075 00:48:10,667 --> 00:48:12,958 I mean, text me. Like, I'm not getting any younger. 1076 00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:13,917 Come on. 1077 00:48:15,917 --> 00:48:16,583 - Let's go! 1078 00:48:17,042 --> 00:48:18,292 Here are you room keys, sir. 1079 00:48:19,292 --> 00:48:20,875 Quiet hours start at00. 1080 00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:34,042 - Okay. Listen up, hormonal teens. 1081 00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:37,333 Now on this list is the name of your roommate. 1082 00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:39,750 I know that 60 percent of you are queer, 1083 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,958 but, guys, don't go in the girls' room. 1084 00:48:42,958 --> 00:48:45,375 And, girls, please don't go in the guys' room. 1085 00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:47,292 We don't want anybody getting pregnant. 1086 00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:49,875 And I'm talking specifically to you, Stacey and Dillon. 1087 00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:51,417 - What? We would never. 1088 00:48:51,417 --> 00:48:53,583 - One, as I made it clear on my campaign trail, 1089 00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:55,458 I will not be allowing the administration to control 1090 00:48:55,458 --> 00:48:56,500 what I do with my body. 1091 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,542 Two. Obviously, I'm on birth control. 1092 00:48:58,542 --> 00:48:59,833 - Well, I'm on team control, 1093 00:48:59,833 --> 00:49:02,958 and I want lights out by00 p. m. 1094 00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:07,833 I have a FaceTime date with a very lovely lady. 1095 00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,833 I don't want to be interrupted. 1096 00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:11,250 And Paige, no graffiti. 1097 00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:12,417 - Your new stepdad. - Ugh. 1098 00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:14,917 - Hey. 1099 00:49:14,917 --> 00:49:15,667 - Hi. 1100 00:49:15,667 --> 00:49:16,792 - We should talk. 1101 00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:19,208 - Hey, guess we're rooming together. 1102 00:49:19,208 --> 00:49:20,125 Can't get rid of you. 1103 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,667 - Um, I'm gonna go find out who my roommate is, 1104 00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:23,750 but I'll see you later. 1105 00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:28,458 - Did you know that squirrels remember 1106 00:49:28,458 --> 00:49:30,125 every single person they've ever seen? 1107 00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:33,083 - What? - They have photographic memories. 1108 00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:34,333 - Mm-hmm. 1109 00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:36,875 Uh, I look forward to hearing more animal facts tonight. 1110 00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:38,750 Oh good. 'Cause there are so plenty. 1111 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,042 - Guys, team party. My room,30. Be there. 1112 00:49:42,042 --> 00:49:43,750 - No, you guys heard coach. We, we can't do that. 1113 00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:45,292 - Oh no. 1114 00:49:45,667 --> 00:49:46,750 Yeah, we definitely can't do that. 1115 00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:49,167 Especially since our track meet starts at00 p. m., right? 1116 00:49:49,625 --> 00:49:51,250 Looks like we're getting fucked up tonight. 1117 00:49:51,958 --> 00:49:53,792 - Oh Paige. You're so innocent. 1118 00:49:57,833 --> 00:50:02,000 - Okay. This one is either whiskey or rum. 1119 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,875 Then we've got peach vodka. We've got lemon vodka. 1120 00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:06,875 - Wiper fluid? 1121 00:50:06,875 --> 00:50:08,042 - More vodka. 1122 00:50:08,042 --> 00:50:09,542 And we got mouthwash, 1123 00:50:09,542 --> 00:50:11,500 but you just gotta drink a lot of it to get fucked up. 1124 00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:13,583 - Mm, that looks the least risky. 1125 00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:15,458 - Is that all you could get from your parents? 1126 00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:17,667 - Yeah. Well, look, my beard is coming in 1127 00:50:17,667 --> 00:50:19,667 so it's only a matter of time before I stop getting carded. 1128 00:50:19,667 --> 00:50:21,083 - Oh yeah, for sure. 1129 00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:22,750 -Yo, Tim! - Hey. 1130 00:50:23,625 --> 00:50:24,583 - There he is. 1131 00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:27,125 - You know, you actually have to confront Tim 1132 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,917 about being KingPun to accuse him, right? 1133 00:50:28,917 --> 00:50:30,375 - I've been working up to it. 1134 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:32,875 - She really scares me sometimes. 1135 00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:34,000 - Tim. 1136 00:50:34,417 --> 00:50:36,333 I know you're KingPun. I have your notebook. 1137 00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:37,167 - What? 1138 00:50:37,167 --> 00:50:39,875 - I saw you after school the other night. Okay. 1139 00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:42,583 What were you doing there if not to get your notebook? 1140 00:50:42,583 --> 00:50:43,583 Okay, okay, okay. 1141 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:45,417 I'll tell you. 1142 00:50:46,167 --> 00:50:47,542 I'm in Renaissance club. 1143 00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:49,000 - Come again? 1144 00:50:49,583 --> 00:50:52,375 - I'm in Renaissance club. I'm a Rennie, if you will. 1145 00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:53,875 - Oh my god. 1146 00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:55,917 - We were having our monthly feast. 1147 00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:57,333 And when I got to school, 1148 00:50:58,500 --> 00:50:59,542 well, it was canceled. 1149 00:50:59,542 --> 00:51:01,250 - I don't believe you. 1150 00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:02,250 - Are you serious? 1151 00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:04,167 Look. 1152 00:51:07,625 --> 00:51:08,458 - Wow. 1153 00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:13,083 - Okay. Everyone gather around, it is game time. 1154 00:51:13,083 --> 00:51:14,250 - We have to play some games. 1155 00:51:14,250 --> 00:51:18,167 - Still got a... lot of questions for you. 1156 00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:19,750 - I got a lot of answers. 1157 00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:20,625 - A lot of questions. 1158 00:51:24,292 --> 00:51:25,917 - Hey. - Hey. 1159 00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:28,000 - Perfect timing. We're about to play seven minutes. 1160 00:51:29,417 --> 00:51:32,208 - What? Like seven minutes in heaven? 1161 00:51:32,208 --> 00:51:34,458 - No. That perpetuates a Christian narrative. 1162 00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:36,292 We're playing seven minutes in the hotel bathroom, 1163 00:51:36,292 --> 00:51:37,083 and it's a track tradition. 1164 00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:41,083 Okay, everyone, phones in, pride at the door. 1165 00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:44,250 - For any new additions, the rules are simple. 1166 00:51:44,250 --> 00:51:46,500 You put your phone in the bag and if your phone gets picked, 1167 00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:48,292 you have to go into the bathroom with another person. 1168 00:51:48,625 --> 00:51:50,042 And since this is 2022, 1169 00:51:50,042 --> 00:51:52,458 we will not force anyone to make out if you don't want to. 1170 00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:54,458 But I will say seven minutes is such a long time 1171 00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:56,208 to be in the bathroom with someone and not make out. 1172 00:51:56,208 --> 00:51:57,875 Just saying, Paige. - Okay? Alright. 1173 00:51:58,292 --> 00:52:01,292 Everyone's phones are in. Alright. 1174 00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:03,167 First phone is-- 1175 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,083 Oh! 1176 00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:35,958 - Paige! 1177 00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:38,833 I believe this questionable phone case belongs to you. 1178 00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:40,625 - No. Yes. 1179 00:52:40,625 --> 00:52:41,833 Now let's see. 1180 00:52:45,917 --> 00:52:47,000 Whose case is this? 1181 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,125 That'd be mine. 1182 00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:51,833 - What's your background? 1183 00:52:51,833 --> 00:52:53,500 - Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie. 1184 00:52:55,542 --> 00:52:56,750 - AJ. It's you. 1185 00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:58,958 Come on. Get in there. 1186 00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:00,833 Come on. Let's go. 1187 00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:03,417 Rules are rules. We don't make the rules. 1188 00:53:03,417 --> 00:53:04,667 They're just the rules. 1189 00:53:04,667 --> 00:53:06,625 Have fun. 1190 00:53:06,625 --> 00:53:09,042 - Use the dental dams. 1191 00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:15,667 Oh, I got one. 1192 00:53:17,375 --> 00:53:20,000 Did you know that pandas 1193 00:53:20,458 --> 00:53:23,625 fake their pregnancies to get extra food? 1194 00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:27,542 - Oh wow. Another random animal fact. 1195 00:53:27,542 --> 00:53:28,958 So soon? 1196 00:53:29,375 --> 00:53:31,708 - I know. I'm just nervous. 1197 00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:33,292 Don't you kind of know me by now. 1198 00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:36,125 - Yeah. I kind of do. 1199 00:53:36,958 --> 00:53:39,083 Okay. Let me think of, 1200 00:53:39,542 --> 00:53:43,958 of random animal fact while you get yourself together, 1201 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:45,708 - Psst. 1202 00:53:47,292 --> 00:53:50,458 You could also just tell me something real. 1203 00:53:53,250 --> 00:53:54,125 - Yeah. 1204 00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:55,792 Okay. Yeah. 1205 00:53:58,458 --> 00:53:59,875 Um-- 1206 00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:04,125 I'm terrified of flying. 1207 00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:06,833 - Is that all you're giving me? 1208 00:54:06,833 --> 00:54:08,917 - Yes. Well, I don't, I just, 1209 00:54:08,917 --> 00:54:13,042 I don't think that humans are meant to sit in chairs 1210 00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:14,292 in the sky, you know. 1211 00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:16,958 Like, like, that's messed up, if you think about it. 1212 00:54:16,958 --> 00:54:18,792 - Damn. 1213 00:54:18,792 --> 00:54:21,458 We are bad at the small talk thing. 1214 00:54:22,667 --> 00:54:23,583 - I tried. 1215 00:54:24,042 --> 00:54:26,833 - But at least it's better than us awkwardly making out. 1216 00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:27,667 - Yeah. 1217 00:54:27,667 --> 00:54:29,500 I mean, what, can, can you imagine, 1218 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,625 what, suddenly we're hardcore making out? 1219 00:54:31,625 --> 00:54:34,500 - Mm. That just sounds - Come on. 1220 00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:35,417 - really crazy. 1221 00:54:35,417 --> 00:54:36,667 - It, it would be hilarious. 1222 00:54:36,667 --> 00:54:40,375 - It would be just super funny. 1223 00:54:40,375 --> 00:54:41,250 - Yeah. 1224 00:54:41,250 --> 00:54:43,833 Funny, like this being my first kiss. 1225 00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:46,167 - Very funny. 1226 00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:52,083 - I know everyone makes assumptions about me. 1227 00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:55,292 The mysterious AJ Campos. 1228 00:54:56,083 --> 00:54:58,292 Brooding, leather jacket type, 1229 00:54:58,750 --> 00:55:02,125 but, um, no, never kissed anyone. 1230 00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:03,875 Ever. 1231 00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:07,667 I guess we have that lack of experience in common. 1232 00:55:08,667 --> 00:55:09,458 - Yeah. 1233 00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:13,833 But why haven't you? 1234 00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:15,333 I mean, I'm sure that, 1235 00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:17,792 you know, people probably want to. 1236 00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:19,167 - I'm not opposed to it. 1237 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,625 - I'm not opposed to it either. 1238 00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:23,750 - Kissing someone? 1239 00:55:24,875 --> 00:55:26,000 - Kissing you. 1240 00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:27,458 - Oh. 1241 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,750 - Do you think that this is gonna be awkward later? 1242 00:55:56,750 --> 00:55:58,042 - No, I really don't think so. 1243 00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:01,625 - Do you have enough blanket? - Do you have enough room? 1244 00:56:03,917 --> 00:56:05,250 We're being weird about this. 1245 00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:06,833 Yeah. 1246 00:56:07,375 --> 00:56:09,083 And this really does not have to be weird. 1247 00:56:09,458 --> 00:56:10,292 - No. 1248 00:56:11,292 --> 00:56:12,125 It doesn't. 1249 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:22,792 I honestly don't think I'm gonna be able to fall asleep. 1250 00:56:22,792 --> 00:56:25,625 Like, my mind is racing from this whole CalArts thing. 1251 00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:28,583 - You're really lucky your mom is so supportive of you being-- 1252 00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:29,292 - Gay. 1253 00:56:29,833 --> 00:56:31,542 - No. I'm gonna say an artist. 1254 00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:33,917 - Oh. - I do. Yeah. 1255 00:56:35,042 --> 00:56:37,583 I feel like I would never pursue something like that. 1256 00:56:38,083 --> 00:56:39,458 - Because of your parents? 1257 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,750 - Like... to them, 1258 00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:45,292 everything artistic is a risk. 1259 00:56:46,583 --> 00:56:49,583 Which I, I guess I get. 1260 00:56:50,750 --> 00:56:52,458 - What did they say when you came out? 1261 00:56:53,375 --> 00:56:55,333 - When I told my mom I was bi, 1262 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:57,083 she didn't really say anything. 1263 00:56:57,750 --> 00:57:00,167 But when Gabby came out, 1264 00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:02,125 she made it pretty impossible to ignore. 1265 00:57:03,625 --> 00:57:07,458 She did it at her 14th birthday party. Like, at the party. 1266 00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:08,750 - Oh wow. - Yeah. 1267 00:57:09,542 --> 00:57:11,875 I think my abuela was gonna puke. 1268 00:57:14,083 --> 00:57:15,667 - Is it hard having a twin? 1269 00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:19,083 - I mean, I love her, 1270 00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:22,917 and we have this really special, cool bond. 1271 00:57:23,542 --> 00:57:25,833 But Gabby's also painfully charming, 1272 00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:28,458 and everyone's obsessed with her. 1273 00:57:31,917 --> 00:57:34,583 It's just an impossible comparison to live up to, you know. 1274 00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:41,292 That was a lot. I don't know why I told you all that. 1275 00:57:41,292 --> 00:57:42,292 - It wasn't a lot. 1276 00:57:43,208 --> 00:57:44,208 I'm glad you told me. 1277 00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:46,875 - But what about you? 1278 00:57:48,042 --> 00:57:49,958 Is it hard growing up with just your mom? 1279 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:54,333 - Mm, sometimes, but not really. 1280 00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,042 I just love her so much. 1281 00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:01,583 Mm, she's like my best friend. 1282 00:58:01,583 --> 00:58:03,583 - Aw. - Don't tell her that though. 1283 00:58:03,583 --> 00:58:05,167 She wants it too much. 1284 00:58:07,542 --> 00:58:09,667 One day, she just decided she wanted a kid, 1285 00:58:09,667 --> 00:58:13,625 so she got some sperm and she did it herself. 1286 00:58:14,917 --> 00:58:17,292 - That's pretty badass. 1287 00:58:19,458 --> 00:58:21,792 Now I know where you get your confidence from. 1288 00:58:21,792 --> 00:58:23,500 - What are you talking about? 1289 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:28,500 You're the one who has the whole quiet confident thing going on. 1290 00:58:30,167 --> 00:58:31,958 Nobody ever knows what you're thinking, 1291 00:58:33,833 --> 00:58:34,875 including me. 1292 00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:36,167 - Hey. 1293 00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,083 I'm working on it. 1294 00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:07,625 - We should-- 1295 00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:10,250 - Yeah, you're right, we should probably get some sleep. 1296 00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:11,917 - Yeah. Yeah. 1297 00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:19,292 - Okay. 1298 00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,333 Good night, Paige. 1299 00:59:36,292 --> 00:59:37,500 - Night, AJ. 1300 01:00:32,583 --> 01:00:35,458 I've asked you nicely. 1301 01:00:35,875 --> 01:00:37,875 All I wanted was some Cheetos. 1302 01:00:38,958 --> 01:00:42,458 Hey, give me my food! 1303 01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:46,417 - Hey. 1304 01:00:46,417 --> 01:00:47,792 - Hey! 1305 01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:49,708 Oh my god, thank god you're here. 1306 01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,875 - Gabby, drunk Gabby. 1307 01:00:53,792 --> 01:00:55,708 - The stupid vending machine won't give me my food. 1308 01:00:58,333 --> 01:00:59,333 - I got you. 1309 01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:00,458 - Wow. 1310 01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:03,458 I'm telling you, listen, 1311 01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:05,458 I've tried this so many times tonight, 1312 01:01:05,458 --> 01:01:06,917 and it has not happened. 1313 01:01:06,917 --> 01:01:08,292 I mean, I don't know-- 1314 01:01:08,292 --> 01:01:09,000 Oh. 1315 01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:11,875 Food! 1316 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:14,708 Thank you. 1317 01:01:14,708 --> 01:01:16,458 It's so crazy. 1318 01:01:16,458 --> 01:01:18,208 - I'm gonna walk you to your room, okay. 1319 01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:20,042 - If you wanna walk me back to my room, Paige, 1320 01:01:20,042 --> 01:01:21,083 then that's what we're gonna do. 1321 01:01:21,792 --> 01:01:23,292 - I'm gonna do that. - Alright. 1322 01:01:24,042 --> 01:01:25,583 Remember, 1323 01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:28,000 remember when I told you that me and Aya broke up? 1324 01:01:28,708 --> 01:01:29,333 - Yeah. 1325 01:01:30,125 --> 01:01:33,333 - Well, it actually turns out that they broke up with me. 1326 01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:37,000 No one knows that though. 1327 01:01:37,583 --> 01:01:39,292 Gabby Campos got dumped. 1328 01:01:39,292 --> 01:01:40,625 Shh. 1329 01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:44,917 - Are you okay? 1330 01:01:46,125 --> 01:01:49,042 - Um, yeah, I am-- 1331 01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:51,958 I'm not. 1332 01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:55,667 You're good at making me feel better though. 1333 01:01:56,792 --> 01:01:59,917 - I can't, I can't, I can't. I'm sorry. 1334 01:01:59,917 --> 01:02:01,458 - Why don't you want to kiss me? 1335 01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:05,250 Why does no one want to kiss me? 1336 01:02:05,250 --> 01:02:08,000 - I'm sorry, I just have a crush on somebody else. 1337 01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:13,208 - Story of my life, am I right? 1338 01:02:17,042 --> 01:02:17,833 - Gabby? 1339 01:02:21,167 --> 01:02:23,875 It's a froyo loyalty card. 1340 01:02:25,750 --> 01:02:26,583 - Yeah, 1341 01:02:28,833 --> 01:02:30,458 that it is. 1342 01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:34,250 See ya later, alligator. 1343 01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:36,333 - Good night. 1344 01:02:56,042 --> 01:02:57,458 AJ, are you awake? 1345 01:03:03,333 --> 01:03:05,917 Well, friends, it doesn't get any bigger than this. 1346 01:03:05,917 --> 01:03:09,417 We're here at the historic Central Square Track and Field, 1347 01:03:09,417 --> 01:03:11,500 and we've got a big one today. 1348 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:13,583 And this is the stuff dreams are made of, 1349 01:03:13,583 --> 01:03:16,250 but also nightmares if you're not in the top three. 1350 01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:18,917 - It goes by so fast, like childhood. 1351 01:03:18,917 --> 01:03:20,958 I just hope that everybody takes every moment in 1352 01:03:21,458 --> 01:03:23,042 and makes it special. 1353 01:03:23,042 --> 01:03:25,375 - Now some would say there are no losers here today. 1354 01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:26,333 Is that true? - No. 1355 01:03:26,333 --> 01:03:27,792 - Fantastic. 1356 01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:30,458 - The polls say you're two points behind. 1357 01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:31,583 - Oh yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1358 01:03:31,583 --> 01:03:32,375 -I wouldn't trust the polls, 1359 01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:33,875 especially when they're run by two freshmen 1360 01:03:33,875 --> 01:03:34,750 who have crushes on you. 1361 01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:36,542 - Okay, Todd and Harry did the best they can 1362 01:03:36,542 --> 01:03:37,500 with the resources they have. 1363 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:38,833 - Mm-hmm, yeah? "The best they can?" 1364 01:03:38,833 --> 01:03:40,208 Are they? Are they really? 1365 01:03:40,208 --> 01:03:41,333 - Guys, emergency. 1366 01:03:41,708 --> 01:03:42,875 Have you guys seen AJ? 1367 01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:44,542 I tried to sit next to her on the bus, but then Coach cornered me 1368 01:03:44,542 --> 01:03:45,792 to talk about my mom's food preferences. 1369 01:03:45,792 --> 01:03:46,542 - No, why? 1370 01:03:46,542 --> 01:03:47,917 You have that anxious-sweating 1371 01:03:47,917 --> 01:03:49,333 through-your-clinical-strength deodorant look in your eye. 1372 01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:50,500 - AJ and I kissed last night. 1373 01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:51,667 - Shut up! - What? 1374 01:03:51,667 --> 01:03:53,542 - And then Gabby tried to kiss me, again. 1375 01:03:53,542 --> 01:03:54,583 - Oh my god. - Oh no. 1376 01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:56,458 - And I'm freaking out because AJ thinks 1377 01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:58,250 it was both of our first kisses, but it wasn't. 1378 01:03:58,250 --> 01:04:00,625 My first kiss was with Gabby, and I don't know what to do 1379 01:04:00,625 --> 01:04:02,958 because I actually like AJ. 1380 01:04:02,958 --> 01:04:03,833 - No shit. 1381 01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:04,542 - Dillon, 1382 01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:08,250 our kiss was really real. 1383 01:04:08,792 --> 01:04:10,958 You know what I'm saying? It was really good. 1384 01:04:10,958 --> 01:04:13,042 - Okay, uh, Paige, take, take a deep breath 1385 01:04:13,042 --> 01:04:14,958 'cause you can't have an orgasm on the field. 1386 01:04:14,958 --> 01:04:16,417 - I just don't know what to do. 1387 01:04:16,417 --> 01:04:18,000 I don't want her to think that it didn't matter. 1388 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,625 And I don't want her think that I like her sister, I don't. 1389 01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:21,917 I don't want her to hate me. 1390 01:04:21,917 --> 01:04:24,792 We were talking all night, and I really don't want her to hate me. 1391 01:04:26,042 --> 01:04:28,167 Four by 100 relay teams, 1392 01:04:28,167 --> 01:04:29,667 please report to the starting line! 1393 01:04:29,667 --> 01:04:30,750 - What am I gonna do? 1394 01:04:30,750 --> 01:04:33,375 - Um, okay, well, first of all, 1395 01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:35,167 you're gonna run the race 1396 01:04:35,167 --> 01:04:37,042 and hopefully you won't trip and fall, 1397 01:04:37,042 --> 01:04:38,917 and then we can figure out what to say to AJ. 1398 01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:41,542 - I feel like I'm gonna shit my pants like that marathon runner did. 1399 01:04:41,542 --> 01:04:42,458 - Shit your pants? 1400 01:04:42,458 --> 01:04:43,750 Please shit your pants, that would be hilarious. 1401 01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:46,125 - No, please don't shit your pants. It's gonna slow us down. 1402 01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:47,792 - True, maybe don't shit your pants. 1403 01:04:47,792 --> 01:04:49,292 - And that's it for the javelin. 1404 01:04:49,292 --> 01:04:51,208 We're getting that young athlete carted off the field. 1405 01:04:51,208 --> 01:04:52,208 I'm sure they'll be okay. 1406 01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:55,167 They're doing amazing things now with blood platelet therapy. 1407 01:04:55,167 --> 01:04:57,708 And now we're on to the big one, 1408 01:04:57,708 --> 01:04:59,375 the granddaddy of them all, 1409 01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:01,375 the fastest 50 seconds in sport, 1410 01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:03,583 the four by 100 meter relay. 1411 01:05:03,583 --> 01:05:06,500 Trigger warning, there will be a gunshot to start, 1412 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:07,250 but it's fake. 1413 01:05:09,708 --> 01:05:11,167 Runners, take your mark. 1414 01:05:29,667 --> 01:05:31,875 - How would you approach a baton handoff? 1415 01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:32,833 - I'd go like this. 1416 01:05:33,667 --> 01:05:35,167 Okay, ready? Grab. 1417 01:05:35,667 --> 01:05:36,542 So I don't look. 1418 01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:38,417 I'll do it again. - Ah, incredible. 1419 01:05:39,125 --> 01:05:40,833 Incredible. And our hands did not touch. 1420 01:05:40,833 --> 01:05:42,042 - Oh, but you have to do it backwards. 1421 01:05:42,042 --> 01:05:43,750 Just picture this, but backwards. - Okay. 1422 01:05:48,417 --> 01:05:49,375 On your mark! 1423 01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:52,375 Get set. 1424 01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:03,583 Go, Gabby! 1425 01:06:05,250 --> 01:06:06,083 Go, go, go! 1426 01:06:09,125 --> 01:06:11,500 - Here we are with the second leg of the race 1427 01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:13,917 and for Miller High, this is Gabriela Campos. 1428 01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:15,375 She's one of the captains. 1429 01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:17,250 - Look at 'em go, wow. 1430 01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:20,542 She's really, she's just, she's just doing a lot of this. 1431 01:06:20,542 --> 01:06:21,333 - She's doing tons of this. 1432 01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:24,708 This is gonna be a crucial handoff here to newcomer Paige Evans. 1433 01:06:24,708 --> 01:06:26,833 And they get it done! And now Paige Evans is off. 1434 01:06:53,833 --> 01:06:56,500 Now look at Miller High, they are neck and neck. 1435 01:06:56,500 --> 01:07:00,708 An absolute surprise. Oh, the humanity of it all. 1436 01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:02,875 Incredible. Linklater close behind. 1437 01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:04,167 Now ahead, going in the lead. 1438 01:07:04,167 --> 01:07:05,708 Miller High-- 1439 01:07:06,792 --> 01:07:09,625 Miller High second place! 1440 01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:25,542 - Second place! 1441 01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:28,375 - Hey, can I talk to you about last night? 1442 01:07:29,667 --> 01:07:30,708 - What about last night? 1443 01:07:31,417 --> 01:07:32,292 What happened last night? 1444 01:07:32,292 --> 01:07:34,417 - My drunk ass tried to kiss Paige. 1445 01:07:34,792 --> 01:07:36,875 I'm sorry, I should have asked 1446 01:07:36,875 --> 01:07:38,833 and not just assumed because we kissed before, 1447 01:07:38,833 --> 01:07:41,667 but honestly I should probably apologize for that kiss too. 1448 01:07:41,667 --> 01:07:43,208 I clearly don't deal with breakups well. 1449 01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:47,250 - You all know about this? 1450 01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:48,292 - It's really not what-- 1451 01:07:48,292 --> 01:07:49,042 - No, it's fine. 1452 01:07:49,042 --> 01:07:50,042 You don't have to explain yourself. 1453 01:07:50,042 --> 01:07:51,542 - AJ, can we please talk? 1454 01:07:51,542 --> 01:07:53,125 - No, it's fine. 1455 01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:54,875 It was just a kiss, right? 1456 01:07:56,667 --> 01:07:58,292 And actually, I should be apologizing to you. 1457 01:08:00,292 --> 01:08:02,208 I'm KingPun, so we're even. 1458 01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:03,458 - What? - Oh shit. 1459 01:08:04,417 --> 01:08:05,458 - You guys like each other? 1460 01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:08,000 - Gab, really, keep up please. 1461 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,708 - Shit. 1462 01:08:09,708 --> 01:08:11,083 AJ, wait! 1463 01:08:12,042 --> 01:08:13,958 - No, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige. 1464 01:08:14,417 --> 01:08:15,708 Give them a moment, okay. 1465 01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:17,167 It's okay. 1466 01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:18,750 It's okay. It's okay. 1467 01:08:23,625 --> 01:08:24,625 - AJ, wait. 1468 01:08:24,625 --> 01:08:25,917 - Leave me alone, Gabby. 1469 01:08:25,917 --> 01:08:26,958 - Wait. 1470 01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:28,792 I didn't know you liked her, okay. 1471 01:08:28,792 --> 01:08:30,167 I never would've kissed her if I did. 1472 01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:32,542 - Yeah, I know, but this always happens. 1473 01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:34,625 Every time I try to make new friends 1474 01:08:34,625 --> 01:08:35,875 or just do my own thing, 1475 01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:37,792 people always think of you first. 1476 01:08:37,792 --> 01:08:38,875 - I'm sorry. 1477 01:08:38,875 --> 01:08:41,583 - God, I was so stupid for thinking this time was different. 1478 01:08:41,583 --> 01:08:42,917 - AJ, you're not stupid. 1479 01:08:43,333 --> 01:08:45,042 Paige isn't even into me. 1480 01:08:45,042 --> 01:08:46,750 She said she likes someone else, I'm guessing you. 1481 01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:49,125 - She never told me that. 1482 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,583 - Just like you didn't tell me you were KingPun. 1483 01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:53,417 I mean, what is going on with you? Why wouldn't you tell me that? 1484 01:08:53,417 --> 01:08:55,917 - Because Mom and Dad would kill me if they found out I was spending time 1485 01:08:55,917 --> 01:08:58,000 on literally anything other than school or track, 1486 01:08:58,417 --> 01:09:00,000 let alone defacing the school. 1487 01:09:00,458 --> 01:09:02,542 - But it's me, AJ. 1488 01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:04,208 - I know. 1489 01:09:06,042 --> 01:09:10,292 But everything I do is always overshadowed by you, Gabs. 1490 01:09:11,875 --> 01:09:13,250 I needed something that was mine. 1491 01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:15,708 - How am I supposed to help you if you don't tell me anything? 1492 01:09:15,708 --> 01:09:18,417 - Help me with what, Mom and Dad? 1493 01:09:18,417 --> 01:09:20,417 - They're hard on me too, you know. 1494 01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:21,917 - Oh, now this is about you, great. 1495 01:09:21,917 --> 01:09:22,833 - I'm sorry. 1496 01:09:23,917 --> 01:09:25,042 I didn't mean it. 1497 01:09:25,458 --> 01:09:26,917 - Listen, I will be fine. 1498 01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:30,125 Just let second place feel like last today, okay. 1499 01:09:34,167 --> 01:09:35,000 Wow, 1500 01:09:35,625 --> 01:09:37,708 AJ is KingPun. 1501 01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:39,208 - Mm-hmm. - Mm. 1502 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,542 I did not see that coming. 1503 01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:43,208 - Neither did I. 1504 01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:47,292 Thank you for getting me my favorite, by the way. 1505 01:09:47,292 --> 01:09:48,458 - You're welcome. 1506 01:09:48,458 --> 01:09:51,292 I mean, I got it for both of us, so I-- well, okay. 1507 01:09:52,917 --> 01:09:54,542 Um, 1508 01:09:55,250 --> 01:09:57,917 so, I hate to bring this up, 1509 01:09:57,917 --> 01:10:00,708 but it's almost the end of the semester 1510 01:10:00,708 --> 01:10:02,917 and I was kind of a-wonderin' 1511 01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:08,000 what you were planning to do about the whole suspension thing. 1512 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,667 - Mm, I have no clue. 1513 01:10:09,667 --> 01:10:10,750 - Mm-hmm. 1514 01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:14,708 - I don't want to give AJ away because her dad would be really upset, 1515 01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:17,750 but I also don't want to ruin this whole CalArts thing. 1516 01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:19,292 - Yeah, I get it. 1517 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,875 - Everything is falling apart. 1518 01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:24,917 She won't speak to me. 1519 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:27,792 She ignored me the whole time on the bus, 1520 01:10:27,792 --> 01:10:29,750 and she doesn't answer any of my texts. 1521 01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:33,417 So... how am I supposed to draw my happiest moment 1522 01:10:33,417 --> 01:10:35,292 when I'm the most depressed I've ever been? 1523 01:10:36,292 --> 01:10:38,167 - Well, stop wondering 1524 01:10:38,167 --> 01:10:40,458 how you could have done things differently, you know. 1525 01:10:40,458 --> 01:10:43,708 I mean, sometimes you just have to let your feelings guide you. 1526 01:10:43,708 --> 01:10:45,083 That's all you can really do. 1527 01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:48,250 And then sometimes your head and your heart 1528 01:10:49,167 --> 01:10:51,167 end up duking it out. 1529 01:10:51,167 --> 01:10:54,792 - Well, those two things aren't really working right now, are they? 1530 01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:57,458 - She's gonna come around. You've just got to give her some time. 1531 01:10:57,458 --> 01:10:59,042 That's the way this works. 1532 01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:02,125 - You didn't see the look on her face, Mom. 1533 01:11:02,125 --> 01:11:04,583 - I know. I didn't, but 1534 01:11:06,083 --> 01:11:07,458 I've been AJ. 1535 01:11:07,458 --> 01:11:08,167 Okay. 1536 01:11:09,458 --> 01:11:12,042 I've been you, I've been Gabby. 1537 01:11:12,042 --> 01:11:13,042 You break hearts, 1538 01:11:13,042 --> 01:11:16,167 you get your heart broken, and everything in between. 1539 01:11:16,167 --> 01:11:17,208 That's just how it works. 1540 01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:22,333 Be cool. And I think eventually AJ will hear what you're saying. 1541 01:11:23,292 --> 01:11:24,875 - Having feelings is evil. 1542 01:11:25,167 --> 01:11:26,583 - It's the worst. 1543 01:11:27,708 --> 01:11:29,375 No feelings would be better, 1544 01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:31,417 but that's just not the way it is. 1545 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,833 I do have one more really important question though. 1546 01:11:34,833 --> 01:11:36,000 - What's up? 1547 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,083 - How does Coach Murray look? 1548 01:11:38,083 --> 01:11:40,417 - Oh. - Like, seriously, level with me. 1549 01:11:40,417 --> 01:11:43,625 Tell me everything. I want all the details. 1550 01:11:44,375 --> 01:11:46,458 What do you mean you think only five people are gonna vote? 1551 01:11:47,417 --> 01:11:49,000 Hi, Gabby. 1552 01:11:50,417 --> 01:11:52,000 Huh. I'm telling you-- 1553 01:12:29,167 --> 01:12:30,000 - Jesus. 1554 01:14:34,833 --> 01:14:36,250 Just drop it in your class box. 1555 01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:37,792 - Thank you. Yep, you got it. 1556 01:14:48,542 --> 01:14:50,917 - I'm sorry, I just, I really need to-- 1557 01:14:50,917 --> 01:14:52,000 I know this is rude. 1558 01:14:52,625 --> 01:14:53,750 Um, 1559 01:14:56,542 --> 01:14:59,083 Sorry, I, I dropped something up there, 1560 01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:00,500 so I have to go ahead of you. 1561 01:15:02,292 --> 01:15:03,583 Sorry, I'm gonna... 1562 01:15:04,625 --> 01:15:05,958 Hi. - What are you doing? 1563 01:15:05,958 --> 01:15:08,042 - Are you just going to ignore me forever? 1564 01:15:08,042 --> 01:15:09,292 - It's been three days. 1565 01:15:09,292 --> 01:15:12,167 - Well, each one of them has felt like daylight savings. 1566 01:15:12,833 --> 01:15:14,500 - That would make them an hour shorter. 1567 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:17,333 - Well, I told you, I don't know the metric system. 1568 01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:19,292 - I know you were forced to hang out with me on track, 1569 01:15:19,292 --> 01:15:20,875 but then you used me to get to my sister, 1570 01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:23,542 to hide from Chantal, and to figure out who KingPun was. 1571 01:15:23,542 --> 01:15:24,917 - Which you could have told me about by the way. 1572 01:15:24,917 --> 01:15:26,167 - Oh, because you were so honest? 1573 01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:28,792 - Okay, I deserved that. 1574 01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:31,292 It's not like you told the truth though, either. 1575 01:15:31,292 --> 01:15:32,458 - Well, I wanted to tell you. 1576 01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:35,208 - You know, there are other places you can go to make out, right? 1577 01:15:35,208 --> 01:15:36,792 - That's really not what we're doing. 1578 01:15:37,625 --> 01:15:40,167 I wanted to tell you about KingPun, that I was KingPun. 1579 01:15:40,958 --> 01:15:42,333 I wanted to tell you how I felt, 1580 01:15:43,292 --> 01:15:44,750 how I think about you all the time. 1581 01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:46,667 How when you look at me, 1582 01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:49,083 I feel like my heart is literally beating in my ears. 1583 01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:50,250 And when you get flustered, I get flustered 1584 01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:52,458 'cause I think it's the stupidest, cutest thing I've ever seen. 1585 01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:55,833 But maybe this is why I didn't tell you, 1586 01:15:56,417 --> 01:15:58,167 because I knew it was too good to be true. 1587 01:15:59,333 --> 01:16:01,708 You don't get to choose who you fall for. Believe me, I get it. 1588 01:16:01,708 --> 01:16:04,250 - AJ, look at me. 1589 01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:06,667 I like you. 1590 01:16:07,792 --> 01:16:08,875 - I don't want to be runner-up. 1591 01:16:15,917 --> 01:16:17,500 Why does the vote for Dillon hashtag 1592 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:19,167 only have two posts, and they're both from me? 1593 01:16:19,167 --> 01:16:21,167 - She hasn't posted in 12 hours, is that weird? 1594 01:16:21,167 --> 01:16:22,208 That feels really weird. 1595 01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:23,875 - Uh, do you care because it's KingPun, 1596 01:16:23,875 --> 01:16:25,750 or do you care because it's AJ and it's driving you nuts 1597 01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:26,875 not knowing what she's thinking? 1598 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,917 - I'm not answering that. 1599 01:16:29,542 --> 01:16:32,208 Listen, I just know how much trouble AJ will be in if I tell on her. 1600 01:16:32,208 --> 01:16:33,458 I don't know what to do. 1601 01:16:34,083 --> 01:16:35,375 - Fleeing is always an option. 1602 01:16:35,833 --> 01:16:37,667 - You're gonna be a great president, Stacey. 1603 01:16:38,208 --> 01:16:39,250 - Thank you. 1604 01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:41,708 - Wait, you didn't vote for me? 1605 01:16:42,250 --> 01:16:44,083 Here are me and AJ's uniforms. 1606 01:16:44,083 --> 01:16:45,875 - Thank you, Gabby. Just put it in there. 1607 01:16:47,292 --> 01:16:49,875 - Hey, this had hot Cheetos dust on it when I got it. 1608 01:16:49,875 --> 01:16:50,667 Really weird. 1609 01:16:53,708 --> 01:16:54,750 - Oh, Paige. 1610 01:16:55,292 --> 01:16:58,000 Principal Collins would like to see you in her office. 1611 01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,083 - I know. 1612 01:16:59,083 --> 01:17:00,500 - And, um, 1613 01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:05,417 tell your mom I said... hi. 1614 01:17:05,417 --> 01:17:06,417 - I will not. 1615 01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:12,958 Okay, let's just get this over with. 1616 01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:16,292 I'm KingPun. There, I said it, okay. 1617 01:17:16,292 --> 01:17:18,667 I accept whatever consequences you determine for me, 1618 01:17:18,667 --> 01:17:19,875 and I'll face them. 1619 01:17:19,875 --> 01:17:21,708 - Wait, let me get this straight. 1620 01:17:21,708 --> 01:17:23,250 You are also KingPun? 1621 01:17:23,250 --> 01:17:24,083 - Yes. 1622 01:17:24,083 --> 01:17:26,458 - Okay, I'm KingPun, we're all KingPun. 1623 01:17:26,458 --> 01:17:27,750 In fact, I'm QueenPun. 1624 01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:29,542 - Huh? - Is it root vegetable season? 1625 01:17:29,542 --> 01:17:31,375 Because it's turn up time, see? 1626 01:17:31,375 --> 01:17:33,625 - No, I-I'm KingPun. 1627 01:17:33,625 --> 01:17:35,083 - We know you're not KingPun, okay. 1628 01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:36,583 AJ Campos came in about an hour ago, 1629 01:17:36,583 --> 01:17:38,167 and she confessed to everything. - Wait, what? 1630 01:17:38,167 --> 01:17:39,708 - Do you want to get suspended too? 1631 01:17:39,708 --> 01:17:42,625 I'm just curious, 'cause it feels like you wanna get suspended. 1632 01:17:42,625 --> 01:17:44,708 And I don't know about you, but I'm not trying to do double the paperwork. 1633 01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:45,792 I got things to do. 1634 01:17:45,792 --> 01:17:47,167 - Wait, suspension? 1635 01:17:47,167 --> 01:17:48,708 You, you suspended her? 1636 01:17:48,708 --> 01:17:50,375 - Yes, I suspended her. 1637 01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:52,333 She came in and gave me all the evidence I needed, 1638 01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:54,375 and she's allowed back into school next semester. 1639 01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:55,917 - Next semester? 1640 01:17:55,917 --> 01:17:57,958 - Do you understand how space and time works? 1641 01:17:57,958 --> 01:18:00,208 Oh god, this semester ends this week. 1642 01:18:00,583 --> 01:18:01,542 Why are you still here? 1643 01:18:01,542 --> 01:18:03,042 I have things to do, 1644 01:18:03,042 --> 01:18:04,917 wenches to boss 1645 01:18:04,917 --> 01:18:06,458 and turkey legs to motorboat 1646 01:18:06,792 --> 01:18:07,875 and history to write. 1647 01:18:07,875 --> 01:18:09,375 - Okay, I'll leave. 1648 01:18:09,375 --> 01:18:11,417 - Well, do you wanna help me with the corset? 1649 01:18:11,417 --> 01:18:12,250 'Cause it's, 1650 01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:16,833 it is like a whole panic room on my back. 1651 01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:32,208 - Like, I want to win, but I just, like, I don't want to see you lose. 1652 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,000 - I'm gonna win, babe. - I don't know if you are. 1653 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:34,875 - I think I will. 1654 01:18:34,875 --> 01:18:35,625 - Oh yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1655 01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:36,958 - You think you will win? - I know I'm gonna win. 1656 01:18:36,958 --> 01:18:37,792 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1657 01:18:37,792 --> 01:18:39,375 - Tell me again. - I'm gonna win. 1658 01:18:39,375 --> 01:18:40,458 - I'm gonna fucking win. 1659 01:18:41,458 --> 01:18:42,458 - I need your help. 1660 01:18:42,458 --> 01:18:43,542 Stacey, I need you to call Gabby. 1661 01:18:43,917 --> 01:18:44,833 - Ugh. 1662 01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:46,625 - Are you serious? 1663 01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:48,083 She's relapsing. 1664 01:18:48,083 --> 01:18:49,167 - It's the opposite actually. 1665 01:18:49,167 --> 01:18:50,375 I'll fill you guys in while we work. 1666 01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:51,125 We should go. 1667 01:18:52,167 --> 01:18:53,333 Work on what? 1668 01:18:53,875 --> 01:18:55,125 Paige! - Paige. 1669 01:19:11,458 --> 01:19:12,458 What are we doing? 1670 01:19:12,458 --> 01:19:13,583 You know I can't be here right now. 1671 01:19:13,583 --> 01:19:14,708 This won't take long. 1672 01:19:16,417 --> 01:19:18,500 Jesus Christ! 1673 01:19:18,792 --> 01:19:19,792 What the hell are you doing? 1674 01:19:19,792 --> 01:19:20,792 Put that away! 1675 01:19:23,625 --> 01:19:24,667 Gabs, stop! 1676 01:19:26,542 --> 01:19:28,208 Are you just trying to get me expelled at this point? 1677 01:19:28,917 --> 01:19:30,500 - Listen, I know you're still upset. 1678 01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:31,875 - Yeah, more so now. 1679 01:19:31,875 --> 01:19:33,458 - But I will always have your back, okay. 1680 01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:34,875 If you're going down, I'm going down with you. 1681 01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:36,917 - Okay, yeah, I appreciate the gesture, 1682 01:19:36,917 --> 01:19:38,333 but this is not gonna help me at all. 1683 01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:40,958 In fact, I think it's gonna get me in more trouble. 1684 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:43,167 Also, what the hell is it? 1685 01:19:45,167 --> 01:19:46,333 - Isn't it obvious? 1686 01:19:46,333 --> 01:19:49,250 - No, I feel like I'm playing Pictionary with an infant. 1687 01:19:49,917 --> 01:19:51,167 - It's supposed to be an arrow. 1688 01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:52,875 You were supposed to follow it. 1689 01:19:53,417 --> 01:19:54,208 - What? 1690 01:19:54,667 --> 01:19:57,750 - Listen, I love you, okay, even when we fight. 1691 01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:01,792 And you're a fucking incredible artist and an amazing person. 1692 01:20:01,792 --> 01:20:03,333 You deserve to win, AJ. 1693 01:20:04,083 --> 01:20:05,708 - Alright, I do appreciate that. 1694 01:20:05,708 --> 01:20:07,875 - So please, follow my shitty arrow. 1695 01:20:56,292 --> 01:20:58,000 Good afternoon, everybody. 1696 01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:01,083 Uh, just a quick reminder, there's about 50 spots open 1697 01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:02,833 for the Annual Renaissance Fair. 1698 01:21:02,833 --> 01:21:04,333 So if you'd like to sign up, 1699 01:21:04,333 --> 01:21:06,958 you could still do that in my office. 1700 01:21:06,958 --> 01:21:09,625 Moving on to the real reason we're here today, 1701 01:21:09,625 --> 01:21:10,750 the election results. 1702 01:21:11,208 --> 01:21:14,375 And a quick thank you to your peers here on stage 1703 01:21:14,375 --> 01:21:17,250 who have worked so hard to earn your vote 1704 01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:20,250 to become the next student body president. 1705 01:21:20,250 --> 01:21:22,917 And out of the two, I have no idea who it could be. 1706 01:21:22,917 --> 01:21:24,875 It's such a close race 1707 01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:27,417 between the both of them. 1708 01:21:28,167 --> 01:21:29,458 Without further ado, 1709 01:21:29,792 --> 01:21:31,542 your next president is 1710 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,125 Stacey Clark! 1711 01:21:36,417 --> 01:21:37,833 - Madam President. 1712 01:21:37,833 --> 01:21:38,667 - First Gentleman. 1713 01:21:41,708 --> 01:21:43,042 - Go, Stacey! 1714 01:21:47,625 --> 01:21:51,750 - I am so honored to be your new student body president. 1715 01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:52,958 As many of you may know, 1716 01:21:52,958 --> 01:21:55,250 I've worked tirelessly to make this dream happen. 1717 01:21:55,250 --> 01:21:57,083 And I wanna give a huge shout-out 1718 01:21:57,083 --> 01:21:58,542 to everybody who's helped me along the way. 1719 01:21:59,292 --> 01:22:00,833 I'm looking at you, Todd and Henry. 1720 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:02,875 Yeah! 1721 01:22:02,875 --> 01:22:04,458 - As promised on my campaign trail, 1722 01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:07,583 I will be completely transparent about all my policies. 1723 01:22:07,958 --> 01:22:10,125 I also will be challenging the administration 1724 01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:11,958 on any issues I believe merit push back. 1725 01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:13,375 - Here we go. 1726 01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:16,042 - In fact, I'd like to serve right now 1727 01:22:16,042 --> 01:22:19,500 by introducing you guys to my very first project, 1728 01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:21,375 the beautification initiative. 1729 01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:24,208 It's about time we took a page out of KingPun's book 1730 01:22:24,208 --> 01:22:27,708 and filled these school walls with color and life. 1731 01:22:28,417 --> 01:22:31,708 It's time we reinvested in art, no matter what the administration says. 1732 01:22:32,083 --> 01:22:33,417 - I voted for you, bitch. 1733 01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:36,208 - Therefore, to launch this initiative, 1734 01:22:36,208 --> 01:22:38,792 I'd like to welcome a beautiful artist to the stage. 1735 01:22:39,458 --> 01:22:40,417 Paige Evans! 1736 01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:45,667 - Woo! 1737 01:22:45,667 --> 01:22:47,750 You look like a serial killer, change your eyes. 1738 01:22:47,750 --> 01:22:49,083 - What is she doing? 1739 01:22:49,083 --> 01:22:50,333 - Just wait. 1740 01:22:50,333 --> 01:22:53,208 - I can't believe I've become an accomplice to this. 1741 01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:56,000 - You're gonna be surprised by a lot of the things 1742 01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:57,083 you do with me. 1743 01:22:57,958 --> 01:23:01,083 I'm mostly talking about sex stuff, just so you know. 1744 01:23:03,667 --> 01:23:04,708 - Hello. 1745 01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:08,958 My name is Paige Evans. 1746 01:23:08,958 --> 01:23:10,625 - Yeah, yeah, Paige! 1747 01:23:14,083 --> 01:23:18,292 - Some of you guys may recognize me from that party I attended once. 1748 01:23:19,792 --> 01:23:20,875 Jesus! 1749 01:23:20,875 --> 01:23:23,208 - This is terrible. 1750 01:23:24,375 --> 01:23:25,458 Good job. 1751 01:23:27,792 --> 01:23:29,542 - Like KingPun, 1752 01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:32,250 um, I too am also an artist. 1753 01:23:33,958 --> 01:23:37,667 And I believe that art is supposed to make you feel something. 1754 01:23:38,875 --> 01:23:41,542 KingPun isn't vandalizing school property. 1755 01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:45,708 Actually breathing life into this place. 1756 01:23:46,458 --> 01:23:50,667 Have you ever walked into school and had a bad night 1757 01:23:50,667 --> 01:23:54,500 or had a breakup and saw a mural 1758 01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:56,708 and laughed or smiled? 1759 01:23:58,417 --> 01:24:01,708 Yes. So exactly. 1760 01:24:03,417 --> 01:24:07,375 I don't, I don't think that KingPun has to be punished for that. 1761 01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:08,958 Yeah. 1762 01:24:08,958 --> 01:24:12,333 - And as your new class president, I agree. 1763 01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:14,542 Yeah! 1764 01:24:14,542 --> 01:24:17,042 - Great, it's a coup. 1765 01:24:17,667 --> 01:24:18,875 - Go. - What? 1766 01:24:18,875 --> 01:24:20,250 Please, please, please. 1767 01:24:22,417 --> 01:24:23,708 - Hi. 1768 01:24:24,083 --> 01:24:24,958 - Hi. 1769 01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:26,958 - So AJ is KingPun? 1770 01:24:28,208 --> 01:24:29,917 - I just need you to know that when I'm with you, 1771 01:24:29,917 --> 01:24:31,375 it's not about Gabby, 1772 01:24:31,375 --> 01:24:32,708 it's, it's not about track. 1773 01:24:32,708 --> 01:24:34,083 - Paige, I don't really want-- 1774 01:24:34,083 --> 01:24:37,083 - Just let me finish, okay. 1775 01:24:37,083 --> 01:24:38,208 Please. 1776 01:24:40,958 --> 01:24:41,875 - Yeah. 1777 01:24:42,292 --> 01:24:45,583 - I've been really struggling with this stupid prompt, 1778 01:24:45,958 --> 01:24:48,833 trying to figure out what my happiest moment feels like. 1779 01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:49,917 - Yo, I can't hear anything. 1780 01:24:49,917 --> 01:24:51,708 Hey, you guys know what's happening? 1781 01:24:52,250 --> 01:24:55,208 - And I've realized that it's not just one moment. 1782 01:24:55,667 --> 01:24:57,708 It's every moment that I've had with you. 1783 01:24:57,708 --> 01:25:01,542 Falling for you has been the happiest moment of my life. 1784 01:25:02,458 --> 01:25:05,875 And making this has been the easiest thing I've made all semester. 1785 01:25:11,333 --> 01:25:12,708 - Oh my god. 1786 01:25:16,375 --> 01:25:17,292 - Wow. 1787 01:25:18,250 --> 01:25:19,083 - I mean, 1788 01:25:19,750 --> 01:25:22,667 it really hasn't been the easiest thing. 1789 01:25:22,667 --> 01:25:25,333 I haven't slept in 24 hours, 1790 01:25:25,333 --> 01:25:27,333 but you get the idea. 1791 01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:31,958 - Can I talk now? 1792 01:25:31,958 --> 01:25:33,833 - Only if it's good. 1793 01:25:36,708 --> 01:25:39,208 - I'm really sorry I threw you under the bus 1794 01:25:39,208 --> 01:25:40,333 and then let you take the fall for me. 1795 01:25:40,333 --> 01:25:42,458 It was wrong and really messed up. 1796 01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:45,292 I just wanted to spend every second I could with you. 1797 01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:50,833 And every stupid pun and mural and drawing 1798 01:25:51,625 --> 01:25:52,958 brought us together. 1799 01:25:52,958 --> 01:25:55,125 So I couldn't stop 1800 01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:57,625 'cause I was falling for you too. 1801 01:26:01,208 --> 01:26:03,417 - Okay, that was good. 1802 01:26:04,042 --> 01:26:05,792 - Yo, can y'all speak up? Man, we can't hear you. 1803 01:26:05,792 --> 01:26:06,417 - Speak up! 1804 01:26:06,417 --> 01:26:07,708 - Shut up, Tim! 1805 01:26:09,417 --> 01:26:10,500 Ahem. Sorry. 1806 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,208 - What do we do? 1807 01:26:12,583 --> 01:26:14,292 - I think if we kiss, they'll get the idea. 1808 01:26:14,292 --> 01:26:15,000 - Okay. 1809 01:26:20,042 --> 01:26:21,000 - Oh, thank god. 1810 01:26:21,542 --> 01:26:22,917 - Yeah, sister! 1811 01:26:25,083 --> 01:26:26,458 - How are we gonna get that to CalArts? 1812 01:26:26,458 --> 01:26:28,417 - Uh, my mom's got it covered. 1813 01:26:30,417 --> 01:26:32,458 - There's only 15 percent battery left. 1814 01:26:32,458 --> 01:26:33,833 - Oh yeah, I know. 1815 01:26:33,833 --> 01:26:35,583 I brought the charger so that we can have a little fun 1816 01:26:35,583 --> 01:26:37,333 with this bad boy in your office later on. 1817 01:26:37,333 --> 01:26:40,500 And by later on, I mean in, like, 90 seconds. 1818 01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:41,583 We should go. 1819 01:26:44,667 --> 01:26:45,792 - Thank god this went well. 1820 01:26:46,625 --> 01:26:49,083 Could you imagine if she got you turning me down on tape? 1821 01:26:50,125 --> 01:26:52,250 - Hello? - Oh yep, there you are. 1822 01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:53,667 - I was sitting here the whole time. 1823 01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:54,542 Did you not notice? - No. 1824 01:26:54,542 --> 01:26:56,542 Why are you smiling? 1825 01:26:56,542 --> 01:26:57,542 - What are you talking about? 1826 01:26:57,542 --> 01:26:59,333 - I know you took some of my hair. 1827 01:26:59,333 --> 01:27:01,000 - I know that you're in love with me. 1828 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,792 - Whoa, okay, don't flatter yourself. You're not my type. 1829 01:27:03,792 --> 01:27:05,292 Two, of course I took your hair. 1830 01:27:05,292 --> 01:27:07,000 How else is a love spell supposed to work? 1831 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,625 I'm exhausted. 1832 01:27:09,375 --> 01:27:10,167 You're welcome. 1833 01:27:11,917 --> 01:27:13,375 - She really just called us out. 1834 01:27:13,375 --> 01:27:14,375 Paige! 1835 01:27:16,208 --> 01:27:19,792 - Okay, I know, I know. Double the paperwork and I'm sorry. 1836 01:27:19,792 --> 01:27:22,625 And you're gonna have to suspend us both, so-- 1837 01:27:22,625 --> 01:27:24,375 - I'm not suspending either one of you guys. 1838 01:27:24,375 --> 01:27:25,708 - Really? - What? 1839 01:27:25,708 --> 01:27:28,000 - Did I stutter? You guys need to clean your ears. 1840 01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:30,208 No, not suspending anyone. 1841 01:27:30,208 --> 01:27:31,917 And the beautification initiative, 1842 01:27:31,917 --> 01:27:34,042 when the board hears about it, it was me. 1843 01:27:34,042 --> 01:27:36,125 - Okay, that's fine. - Damn. 1844 01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:37,167 - Oh, I'm not done yet. 1845 01:27:37,583 --> 01:27:39,500 You guys are also gonna run the face painting booth 1846 01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:41,083 at the RenFaire this year. 1847 01:27:41,083 --> 01:27:42,167 - Anything but that. 1848 01:27:42,167 --> 01:27:43,833 - That's the face I was looking for! 1849 01:27:43,833 --> 01:27:45,625 Looking like a bunch of wenches. 1850 01:27:46,583 --> 01:27:47,833 - She just called us wenches. 1851 01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:49,042 - Does this mean I have to paint Tim? 1852 01:27:49,042 --> 01:27:50,792 - I think honestly, we should be thanking her. 1853 01:27:51,208 --> 01:27:52,875 - It's the first day on the job, 1854 01:27:52,875 --> 01:27:54,542 and you already started a revolution. 1855 01:27:54,542 --> 01:27:55,958 - Would you expect anything less? 1856 01:27:55,958 --> 01:27:57,417 - Time to use those dental dams. 1857 01:27:57,417 --> 01:27:58,833 There's some in your locker. 1858 01:28:00,167 --> 01:28:01,042 - Thank you. 1859 01:28:03,292 --> 01:28:06,250 By the way, that wasn't just a kiss. 1860 01:28:07,625 --> 01:28:08,792 - Yeah, no shit. 1861 01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:13,167 The thing about art is that you can't force it. 1862 01:28:13,583 --> 01:28:14,792 It's a lot like love. 1863 01:28:15,292 --> 01:28:16,667 You should just let it come to you 1864 01:28:16,667 --> 01:28:18,667 and not be afraid to be vulnerable. 1865 01:28:19,542 --> 01:28:22,417 I spent so long comparing myself to other artists, 1866 01:28:22,417 --> 01:28:24,250 to my peers, to KingPun. 1867 01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:27,583 When I finally stopped and I started living my life, 1868 01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:28,792 my art caught up with me. 1869 01:28:29,417 --> 01:28:30,792 And you know what? 1870 01:28:30,792 --> 01:28:32,875 It looks pretty damn good from here.