1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:19,625 ♪ Mal Blum's Things Left to Say playing ♪ 4 00:00:19,625 --> 00:00:23,042 ♪ 5 00:00:23,042 --> 00:00:26,042 ♪ 6 00:00:26,042 --> 00:00:28,125 ♪ Another year already ♪ 7 00:00:28,125 --> 00:00:30,833 ♪ How you hoped that it would come ♪ 8 00:00:30,833 --> 00:00:33,417 ♪ All the days and weeks unfolding ♪ 9 00:00:33,417 --> 00:00:35,917 ♪ As we buttoned up our coats ♪ 10 00:00:35,917 --> 00:00:38,583 ♪ And headed home but what's a home? ♪ 11 00:00:38,583 --> 00:00:41,042 ♪ Another place you never go ♪ 12 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:44,042 ♪ Another space nobody knows ♪ 13 00:00:44,042 --> 00:00:46,292 ♪ The things you do when you're alone ♪ 14 00:00:46,292 --> 00:00:50,542 ♪ And I'm alone and you're alone again this year ♪ 15 00:00:51,708 --> 00:00:55,667 ♪ I'm alone and you're alone again this year ♪ 16 00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:59,625 ♪ There are things still left to say ♪ 17 00:00:59,625 --> 00:01:02,042 ♪ I've got phrases, I've got phrases ♪ 18 00:01:02,042 --> 00:01:05,042 ♪ There are things still left to say ♪ 19 00:01:05,042 --> 00:01:06,917 ♪ I've got phrases, I've got phrases ♪ 20 00:01:06,917 --> 00:01:08,042 [rattling] 21 00:01:08,042 --> 00:01:11,000 [spray hissing] 22 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,208 ♪ Anyway ♪ 23 00:01:18,542 --> 00:01:20,750 ♪ Do you miss me when I'm not around ♪ 24 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:23,042 ♪ 'Cause you don't see me when I'm here ♪ 25 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:25,750 ♪ I'm like a ghost of myself already ♪ 26 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:28,000 ♪ If I could I would disappear ♪ 27 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,583 ♪ But I'm still here and you're still here ♪ 28 00:01:30,583 --> 00:01:32,375 ♪ We're all still here ♪ 29 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:36,250 ♪ There are things still left to say ♪ 30 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:38,833 ♪ I've got phrases, I've got phrases ♪ 31 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:41,500 ♪ There are things still left to say ♪ 32 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:43,958 ♪ I've got phrases, I've got phrases ♪ 33 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:45,167 ♪ You're afraid ♪ 34 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:49,167 [shutter clicks] 35 00:01:49,167 --> 00:01:51,042 ♪ What are you afraid of? ♪ 36 00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:53,333 ♪ Anyway ♪ 37 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:59,208 [notifications chiming] 38 00:02:03,667 --> 00:02:06,458 [notification chiming] 39 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:10,875 PAIGE: Art is supposed to be subjective, 40 00:02:11,292 --> 00:02:14,000 but KingPun's art is subjectively good. 41 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,042 While mine is 42 00:02:15,042 --> 00:02:17,000 objectively struggling, 43 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,208 and at the worst time possible. 44 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:21,458 Right now, I need to be on my A-game 45 00:02:21,458 --> 00:02:23,875 to get into the CalArt Summer Program, 46 00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:25,958 AKA my dream school. 47 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:29,667 "Through your medium of choice, show us your happiest moment." 48 00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:30,917 Are you fucking kidding me? 49 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:33,208 What a vague bullshit prompt. 50 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:34,458 A vague bullshit prompt 51 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,500 that will determine if I have a shot in hell at getting 52 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:39,167 into one of the most competitive schools in the country. 53 00:02:39,167 --> 00:02:42,208 Which will determine if I have a future in art at all. 54 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,375 No pressure though. 55 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:46,292 So how do I answer this impossible question? 56 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:50,417 Huh? What if my happiest moment was when I came out to my mom. 57 00:02:50,417 --> 00:02:51,833 YOUNG PAIGE: Okay. 58 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:53,792 Now turn it to the right. 59 00:02:54,833 --> 00:02:56,958 Also I think I'm gay. 60 00:02:56,958 --> 00:02:58,458 Actually, I know I am. [thud] 61 00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:00,792 - Ow! Barbara from next door is gay. 62 00:03:00,792 --> 00:03:01,875 - Okay? 63 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:04,583 - Sorry my first instinct was to name other gay people we know. 64 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:06,667 Honey, I'm so happy for you! 65 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:08,208 PAIGE: She's always been supportive. 66 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:10,750 ANGIE: Paige. Paige! Come on. 67 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:12,417 No edibles before school, we've talked about this. 68 00:03:12,417 --> 00:03:14,208 Dillon's almost here. You're gonna be late. 69 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:16,417 - What if I just skipped the rest of junior year 70 00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:17,750 and went right to CalArts? 71 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:21,250 - Well, you could, but then you wouldn't get 72 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:23,750 a lot of cool free swag from me. 73 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:24,833 - I'm already scared. 74 00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:26,042 - I can't wait. Look. 75 00:03:26,042 --> 00:03:28,667 Glow in the dark dental dams. 76 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,167 They make your puss kind of glow. It's so pretty. 77 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,917 It's just a soft glow. - Mom-- 78 00:03:32,917 --> 00:03:34,083 - When I was a teenager, 79 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,750 we used to use glow in the dark condoms. 80 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:39,042 It really added a touch of whimsy to an otherwise fraught situation. 81 00:03:39,042 --> 00:03:40,667 - We don't use those. 82 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:43,458 - We! Finally. 83 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:45,542 Oh my gosh, Paige. 84 00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:47,042 Is it Colleen from next door? 85 00:03:47,042 --> 00:03:50,125 Because she's so tall. I like that. Statuesque. 86 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:53,958 - It's not anybody because we, the queer community, 87 00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:55,125 we don't use those. 88 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:58,625 - So just vibrators? Isn't that a little limiting? 89 00:03:59,042 --> 00:04:00,292 - Probably. - Okay. 90 00:04:00,292 --> 00:04:01,625 I'm gonna put them here 91 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:03,250 because I feel like you're gonna change your mind, 92 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:05,042 but if not, let me know because I have the receipt. 93 00:04:05,042 --> 00:04:07,167 PAIGE: Okay, maybe she's a little too supportive. 94 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:08,458 [horn honking] BOY: Hey! 95 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:11,042 PAIGE: And that would be my best friend, Dillon. 96 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,375 He's kind of like my platonic soul mate. 97 00:04:16,167 --> 00:04:17,500 I've always been able to share anything with him. 98 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:22,042 Actually, maybe that was my happiest moment. 99 00:04:22,042 --> 00:04:24,833 So... I like girls. 100 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:26,000 - Me too. 101 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,875 PAIGE: I still share everything with him. Even a Spotify account. 102 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:31,583 - Hey, yo, Spotify informed me 103 00:04:31,583 --> 00:04:34,667 you listened to Phoebe Bridgers for eight hours straight last night, 104 00:04:34,667 --> 00:04:37,292 which is concerning 'cause she only has two albums. 105 00:04:37,292 --> 00:04:38,292 Are you okay? 106 00:04:38,917 --> 00:04:42,167 - Sad lesbian music is an integral part of my identity. 107 00:04:42,167 --> 00:04:45,875 - So I'm assuming that the application is not going well. 108 00:04:45,875 --> 00:04:47,875 - Just can't figure out what to send in. 109 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:50,708 I know that colleges love a good coming out story. 110 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:53,042 - Please don't do that. You'd be like the billionth gay person to. 111 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:55,208 How about you draw my presidential portrait? 112 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:56,167 - Hmm. 113 00:04:56,167 --> 00:04:58,542 It's a cute idea, Dillon. - It's good, isn't it? 114 00:04:58,542 --> 00:05:02,000 - But your political ambitions, they aren't my happiest moment. 115 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:02,750 You know what I mean? 116 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:06,792 - You think that your crush on Gabriela Campos is CalArt worthy? 117 00:05:06,792 --> 00:05:07,875 - What? 118 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:11,333 Unrequited love is the source of a lot of great art. 119 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:12,958 And there's nothing more unrequited 120 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:16,083 than my crush on Gabriela Campos. 121 00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:18,708 That's not Gabby. 122 00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:20,708 That's her sister, AJ. 123 00:05:23,958 --> 00:05:27,167 - Alright, kids, time for this week's take home project. 124 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:27,958 Find a partner. 125 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:29,667 - Wanna be my partner? 126 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:30,792 PAIGE: That is Gabby. 127 00:05:30,792 --> 00:05:31,542 Sure. 128 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:34,917 TEACHER: Now I wanna see you share responsibilities 129 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,500 like real parents would. 130 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:37,917 - What should we name it? 131 00:05:38,542 --> 00:05:40,667 - How about Lentil? 132 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:42,250 - Lentil the egg. 133 00:05:42,792 --> 00:05:43,833 So dumb. 134 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:45,875 I love it. 135 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:47,917 - Hi, Lentil. 136 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:50,333 - Your moms love you very much. 137 00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:54,750 PAIGE: She's kind of the first girl who made me feel 138 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,708 like life could be as good as art. 139 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:57,833 You know? 140 00:06:01,375 --> 00:06:02,083 [snaps fingers] 141 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:02,792 DILLON: No. 142 00:06:02,792 --> 00:06:05,250 I'm not gonna let you spend all of high school pining over some girl 143 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:07,083 who doesn't give you the time of day. 144 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:09,292 You know I don't like to assert my power as class president, 145 00:06:09,292 --> 00:06:10,708 but I'm going to have to if this keeps up. 146 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:12,417 - Stacey is going to win. 147 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:15,292 Also, you do know that as class president, 148 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,917 you don't have any actual power, right? 149 00:06:16,917 --> 00:06:18,833 - That is a sad way to look at democracy. 150 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,500 [school bell rings] 151 00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:24,500 ♪ Got a big boy bag, got a big boy drip ♪ 152 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:26,333 ♪ Make a li'l girl sad 'cause a big boy rich ♪ 153 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:28,000 ♪ Big boy pants 'cause my pockets is thick ♪ 154 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,792 ♪ Hello Kitty keychain hang straight from my hip ♪ 155 00:06:29,792 --> 00:06:31,583 ♪ Got a big boy bag, got a big boy drip ♪ 156 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:32,875 PAIGE: Alright. 157 00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:35,625 - Holy shit. 158 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:36,292 - You like? 159 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:38,583 - "Save water, shower together." 160 00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:40,375 Hmm. That looks so hot. 161 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:42,583 And Stacey's also really hot. 162 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:44,208 Great job with these, by the way. 163 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:45,042 - Thank you. 164 00:06:45,042 --> 00:06:47,250 - Though I do feel like you spent a little bit more time on Stacey's. 165 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:50,042 - Nope. Mm-mm. I told you guys I'm Switzerland. 166 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:53,500 Oh. Shit, they are also a little bit wet. 167 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:56,458 - Thanks for telling me that after I pick it up. 168 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,167 And yeah, I just close the - 169 00:06:58,167 --> 00:06:58,917 PAIGE: Okay. - No. 170 00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:00,500 Coño. Ay. 171 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:03,500 Anyway, as I was saying, as your future class president, 172 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,500 I think it's time for you to move on from Gabriela. 173 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,417 It's too predictable to go for the most popular girl in school. 174 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:10,458 Great. Right on cue. 175 00:07:10,458 --> 00:07:12,458 ♪ All of dem I want it all, gimme all of dat ♪ 176 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:14,458 ♪ All of dem Gimme gimme gimme all of dem ♪ 177 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:16,458 ♪ All of dem I want it all, gimme all of dat ♪ 178 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:18,292 ♪ All of dem Gimme gimme gimme all of dem ♪ 179 00:07:18,292 --> 00:07:19,667 - Is she in slow motion again? - Yeah. 180 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:21,333 - Music playing in the background? - Mm-hmm. 181 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:22,833 - Funny feeling down there? - Naturally. 182 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:23,958 - You are a lost cause. 183 00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:25,458 [speaks Spanish] 184 00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:28,625 GIRL: Heads up! 185 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:30,208 My bad. - Yeah. 186 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:32,917 - Let's go. Vamos. 187 00:07:32,917 --> 00:07:34,542 Yeah, ah ah. Ah ah ah ah. 188 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:37,917 Shut the hell up. 189 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:40,083 Starting the week strong with a new KingPun mural. 190 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,083 You know everyone still thinks it's you, right? 191 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:43,167 - Well, little do they know, 192 00:07:43,167 --> 00:07:46,500 my raging anxiety would never let me deface school property. 193 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,833 - Whoa, could you please not waste water 194 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:50,208 and undermine my political platform? 195 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:51,083 Thank you. 196 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:53,083 BOY: Oh, KingPun did it again! Check it out! 197 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:54,792 PAIGE: Kind of think that this one's good. 198 00:07:54,792 --> 00:07:56,333 - I think it's kind of corny. 199 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:58,208 - Well, I think that you can't draw for shit. 200 00:07:58,708 --> 00:08:00,792 And I think that they're actually talented. 201 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:03,208 - Oh, you're so funny. [whistle blows] 202 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:05,958 - Okay, everyone, away from the vandalization. 203 00:08:05,958 --> 00:08:07,250 - Oh god. Here we go. 204 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:09,250 - If any of you have any information 205 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:11,167 as my mother used to say, 206 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:12,750 "Snitches get riches." 207 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:13,917 DILLON: Have you ever seen him smile? 208 00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:16,458 - Once. At a fire drill. 209 00:08:17,042 --> 00:08:18,458 He loved the chaos of it. 210 00:08:18,458 --> 00:08:19,875 - Hey, nice mural, Paige. 211 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,125 PAIGE: Tim. Ugh. 212 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:23,417 I love this little bit that we've got going, 213 00:08:23,417 --> 00:08:25,125 but it's not me. 214 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:26,250 - Oh. Sure, Paige. 215 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:27,625 - Sure, Tim. 216 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,958 - No, it's, it's definitely her. 217 00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:30,833 TIM: Doy. 218 00:08:31,292 --> 00:08:33,208 Hey, KingPun thinks she's not KingPun. 219 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,000 [laughter] 220 00:08:35,417 --> 00:08:38,042 [school bell ringing] 221 00:08:42,708 --> 00:08:44,250 DILLON: KingPun is who you should date. 222 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:46,000 Unless it's a dude or unless it's you. 223 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,292 'Cause then you'd just be dating yourself, and that would be weird. 224 00:08:48,292 --> 00:08:49,625 - Hmm. 225 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:51,750 You have no idea how hard it is out here 226 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,542 for your everyday gay, Dillon. 227 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:55,042 - Stop making excuses. 228 00:08:55,042 --> 00:08:57,583 - You've been in a relationship since the first day of middle school. 229 00:08:57,583 --> 00:09:00,083 Also, this semester, I'm gonna make my move. 230 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:01,292 - Oh yeah? Name one time that you've made a move. 231 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,833 - Oh, there was that server at Cheesecake Factory 232 00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:04,917 that gave me extra brown bread. 233 00:09:04,917 --> 00:09:05,583 - It was her job. 234 00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:07,417 - It was sexual. Hey, Stacey. 235 00:09:07,417 --> 00:09:08,583 - Hey. 236 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,000 Did you turn your class president app in yet? 237 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,333 You know I love some competition. 238 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:15,875 - Oh, you know I haven't missed a deadline since the fifth grade. 239 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:19,292 And that was only because I had severe chicken pox. 240 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,750 It was the worst case I'd ever seen. 241 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:22,750 [both moan] 242 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:24,500 - How is this allowed in school? 243 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,125 [Stacey moans] 244 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:27,875 - God, I love when you're the best at things. 245 00:09:27,875 --> 00:09:29,000 - Oh yeah? 246 00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:33,417 - You guys are so straight, it's almost gay. 247 00:09:33,417 --> 00:09:34,875 [both moan] 248 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,208 Do you guys wanna come over after school 249 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,333 and take edibles and watch Shrek? 250 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:41,208 - So you could convince yourself that a CBD dog treat made you high again? 251 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:42,375 Yeah. No, thank you. 252 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:44,792 - Plus, after school we can't, we have track tryouts. 253 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:47,333 - Ugh. Why would you sweat when you don't have to? 254 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:49,708 - Well, you know, Paige, some people actually enjoy physical activity. 255 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:51,042 Shocking, I know. 256 00:09:51,042 --> 00:09:52,917 Will you help me make more of these? PAIGE: Sure. 257 00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:54,000 - And me some of these. 258 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,125 The impending water wars depend on my win. 259 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:58,542 STACEY: Note that I took the high road while taking down the establishment. 260 00:09:58,542 --> 00:10:00,000 DILLON: That is so... 261 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:01,958 [indiscernible chatter] 262 00:10:01,958 --> 00:10:03,833 DILLON: No-- Oh no. Okay, no, no. 263 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,792 No, no, no, no. Okay, no. 264 00:10:05,792 --> 00:10:07,292 There are plenty of other queer options 265 00:10:07,292 --> 00:10:08,292 for you to date at this school. 266 00:10:08,292 --> 00:10:09,875 Please. - Like who? 267 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:12,167 - Yeah. Paige, what about Chantal? 268 00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:15,292 I mean, she's like a cool Wiccan lesbian. 269 00:10:15,292 --> 00:10:18,167 - Hell no. She's tried to put a love spell on me at least six times. 270 00:10:18,167 --> 00:10:20,625 If I'm gonna date a witch, she has to be a talented one. 271 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,875 - Okay. True. True. True. 272 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:27,042 How about, oh, how about Erin Billings? 273 00:10:27,042 --> 00:10:28,708 - No, she's a horse gay. 274 00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:30,542 - Alright? That's a little reductive. 275 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,750 - Stacey's just mad 276 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:33,625 because she spent the summer at an equestrian camp. 277 00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:36,083 - What about Aya? 278 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,083 PAIGE: No way, dude. 279 00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:40,667 I definitely don't have enough followers to date them. 280 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:43,417 Plus they're on and off with Gabby every other week. 281 00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:44,625 - Yeah. - True. 282 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:45,667 - Hey, what about Amy? 283 00:10:46,292 --> 00:10:48,417 PAIGE: Amy? Yeah, right. Gateway gay. 284 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,333 She's fingered every girl in the school. 285 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:51,542 DILLON: So what? 286 00:10:51,542 --> 00:10:53,250 I'm sure she's washed her hands. - Yeah. 287 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:55,125 - Wait, no. What about AJ? 288 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:57,667 Why would I ever do that? That's literally Gabby's sister. 289 00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:59,375 Also, is she even queer? 290 00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:00,875 DILLON: Yeah. She's bi. 291 00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:02,208 And she's mysterious as hell. 292 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:04,417 - Yeah. AJ actually came out way before Gabs, 293 00:11:04,417 --> 00:11:06,000 but Gabs just dates more, 294 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,042 so everybody forgets that AJ's queer too. 295 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,250 Talk about bi erasure. 296 00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:12,042 STACEY: Gabby! - Hey, miss president. 297 00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:13,625 - Hey! - Excuse you. 298 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:14,625 - Anyway, question. 299 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:16,333 Do you have the sign-up sheets for track tryouts today? 300 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,833 - I sure do. Let me get that for you. 301 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:20,958 - Hey. 302 00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:21,792 [awkward laugh] 303 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:23,208 - Here you are. 304 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,250 - Thank you. 305 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,042 - Oh, Gabby, you know Paige, right? 306 00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:27,542 - Um, yeah. 307 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:31,083 - Your locker is a site for sore eyes. 308 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,917 - Um, thanks. 309 00:11:33,917 --> 00:11:35,333 Are you coming out today? 310 00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:38,042 - I've actually, I've been out for a really long time. 311 00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:39,125 I'm extremely gay. 312 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:42,625 - Oh, I was actually talking about track tryouts, but-- 313 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,125 - Right. 314 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:48,583 Yeah. I'm gonna see you there. I'm gonna, I'm gonna go on track. 315 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:49,417 [Dillon snickers] 316 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,125 - Yeah, right. The last time Paige ran, she was fleeing from a bee. 317 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:52,958 It was hilarious. 318 00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:53,750 STACEY: It's on YouTube. 319 00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:55,167 I watch it whenever I'm depressed. 320 00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:56,500 - [sarcastic laugh] No, it's not. 321 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,333 - Well, I should run, but maybe I'll see you later. 322 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,250 - Bye, Gabby. 323 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,667 - Bye, Gabby. - So long. 324 00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:03,042 - Vote for Dillon, babe! 325 00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:05,417 - No. She's not gonna vote for you, honey. 326 00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:07,167 - Stop staring without consent please. 327 00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:08,625 It's horrifying. 328 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,292 Really? You? Track tryouts? 329 00:12:11,292 --> 00:12:14,417 - Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's it. 330 00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:15,625 That's how we're gonna fall in love. 331 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:18,667 - I think you and Gabriela would be disgustingly cute together. 332 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:20,750 - And I think that if it were going to happen, 333 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:22,042 it would've happened already. 334 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,625 You can't force these things. 335 00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,333 STACEY: Babe, I love you, but you're so wrong. 336 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,083 PAIGE: How many copies do you guys need? 337 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:29,208 DILLON: One thousand. STACEY: Two thousand. 338 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,458 DILLON: Three thousand. STACEY: Four thousand. 339 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,500 - Five thousand. - Six-- 340 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,792 MURRAY: Gotcha! - Ahh! 341 00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:35,792 Evans, I knew it was you. Principal's office now. 342 00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:36,958 Go. 343 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,208 - Oh, crap. I forgot my cleats. 344 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:39,250 Uh, can you help me? 345 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,292 - Turn off the light. 346 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:42,542 Shut the door. 347 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,417 Yeah. Okay, actually leave it open. 348 00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:48,500 - I assume you know why you're here? 349 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,875 - Am I in trouble or something? 350 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:53,083 - We are so done with your games now, Evans. 351 00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:54,833 - Okay. Take it down, Dexter Morgan. 352 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,583 You're not a detective, and this is not a cop show. 353 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:57,542 Paige, 354 00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:00,292 we know that you are KingPun. 355 00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:02,500 Okay. And it's not that the artwork isn't great, 356 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,542 it's really good, 357 00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:07,375 but all the pictures and then painting all over the school last semester. 358 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:10,500 And not to mention a new mural every week. 359 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,125 - That's not true. 360 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,583 MURRAY: Oh, you know it's true. - Sorry. 361 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,000 - Come on. 362 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,917 - The school board is not happy. - Mm-hmm. 363 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:19,167 - And plus all the kids are tagging you every week 364 00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,292 in some KingPun art. 365 00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:22,042 - Goddammit, Tim. 366 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,667 - You guys, I swear on my life, it's not me. 367 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:27,875 [scoffs] 368 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,458 - Bet you wish you would've invested in that lie detector now, right? 369 00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,208 - No. No, I actually don't. 370 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:33,500 - Why? COLLINS: And I'm really tired of you 371 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,750 bringing it up all the time. 372 00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,667 'Cause we had to take care of something called asbestos, alright? 373 00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:38,792 Listen. 374 00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:42,042 I'm sorry, kiddo, but I have to lead by example. 375 00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:44,375 So I'm gonna have to suspend you. - Call the police. 376 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,583 - No, we are not calling the police. 377 00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:49,542 What are you, Wyclef Jean? Ready to call 911? 378 00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,208 Do you get that reference? You don't. 379 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:54,167 God, my references are like older than Taylor swift at this point. 380 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,750 Listen, you're suspended. 381 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,708 I called your mom, and she's on her way to pick you up. 382 00:13:57,708 --> 00:14:00,167 - You can't suspend me for something 383 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:02,042 that I, I literally did not do. 384 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:02,875 - Yeah, we can. 385 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,125 - No, we cannot. 386 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:07,917 But you're the only student with the keys to the art room. 387 00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:11,583 - Well, I was gonna give these back today. 388 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,208 - Oh. Well, you got blood on your hands. 389 00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:14,250 - It's paint. 390 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,917 - O-obviously, I know that. It's a metaphor. 391 00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:18,167 - Well, I'm not metaphoric. 392 00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:21,250 - It's acrylic paint, and those things are spray paint. 393 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,208 - Let's jot down that Ms. Evans seems to have 394 00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:25,583 an intimate understanding of the weapon of her choice. 395 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,000 - No one's jotting down anything. - Just jot it down. Just-- 396 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,167 - No, don't tell me what to-- 397 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:31,458 This is my-- - You guys, please hear me out. 398 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,542 I'm applying to a summer program at CalArts, 399 00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:35,958 and this is gonna ruin my chances of getting in. 400 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:36,875 - I'm sorry, Paige. 401 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,917 But I looked at your records, and you were absent 402 00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,167 eight times last semester. 403 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:43,875 Not to mention you're not even part of one extracurricular activity. 404 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,917 You're not the model student I can fight for. 405 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,583 - I play, I play, I play track. 406 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:53,458 - Hmm... not on my team, you don't. 407 00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,292 - Well, I just joined today. 408 00:14:56,042 --> 00:14:57,958 I'm extremely cooperative with this type of stuff. 409 00:14:57,958 --> 00:15:00,417 So can't this count as a plea deal or something. 410 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,500 - Oh, impressive use of legal jargon. 411 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,958 But you don't play track, you run track. 412 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,208 - Hear me out. 413 00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:08,250 How about I join track, 414 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,833 Coach Murray keeps his eye on me, 415 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:15,208 and I figure out in the meantime who KingPun actually is. 416 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,875 - Paige. I really like you. I do. 417 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,333 Actually, that's a lie. I don't even know you. 418 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:22,292 I hate myself that I have to say that, but the evidence is stacked against you. 419 00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:24,208 And I don't understand how playing track is supposed to help 420 00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:25,333 your case right now. 421 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:25,833 [clears throat] 422 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,583 - [whispering] Actually, I do need another couple people on the track team. 423 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,333 - You need people on the track team? - I need some more people. 424 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,125 - Are you saying you wanna take her? 425 00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:35,167 She just said, "Play track." Like she's a DJ or something. 426 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,250 She doesn't even know how to run track. 427 00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,917 How are you supposed to make that Usain Bolt? 428 00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:38,750 You can't. 429 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,292 - [whispering] I could use a couple more bodies on the team. 430 00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,583 - I am exhausted. 431 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,708 Okay, Paige, you are no longer suspended. 432 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,458 You are just on probation. Okay? 433 00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:48,500 If you can come up with a name who you think KingPun really is, 434 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,667 because apparently it's not you, 435 00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:51,458 by the end of the semester, 436 00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,125 then I'll take it to the board meeting. 437 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,458 - Well, I will deliver. Thank you. 438 00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:56,750 I can't wait. 439 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:57,750 - Great, get out! 440 00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:00,625 I have a Renaissance club meeting that I'm not about to miss. 441 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,917 You too! Take your little swimming board with you. 442 00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:03,708 God. 443 00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:07,625 [door closes] - Oh, It's like no moment to myself. 444 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,875 I wish there was more money for federal funding 445 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:13,417 'cause I'll tell you what, this ain't it. 446 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,333 - Thank you so much. 447 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,625 - Don't thank me yet. I'm watching you. 448 00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:19,958 - Oh. Hey, clipboard. 449 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:22,792 I left a patient with a full bed pan for this. 450 00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:24,375 You are not suspending my daughter. 451 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:25,875 She did nothing wrong. - We're not suspending her. 452 00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,292 A-- Hmm? 453 00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:28,833 - I made a deal. 454 00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:31,750 - You have a very savvy daughter, Mrs.-- 455 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:32,917 - Mrs. Mm-hmm. 456 00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:34,625 That's very revealing. 457 00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:36,542 It's miss. 458 00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:41,083 But you can call me Angie or Ang or "Hey, girl." 459 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,875 You know, I am a single mother by choice. 460 00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:46,208 Not by circumstance. 461 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:50,333 I like to have sex with men. I don't even have to have a relationship. 462 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,875 Hmm. What do you think of that? 463 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:55,417 - Well, hey, girl, if you don't mind me saying, 464 00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,417 you have an incredible figure. 465 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,500 - Oh my god. 466 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,500 - We are in a school, sir. 467 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,500 That is so wildly inappropriate. 468 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,500 - I'm sorry. Uh-- 469 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,125 - And 100 percent spot on. 470 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,167 This is gold. 471 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,333 You should see me naked. 472 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,917 - Well, I'd say I'm sorry that you had to drive out here for nothing, 473 00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:16,042 but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't nice to meet you. 474 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,042 - I can't believe this guy. 475 00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:22,667 - And, uh... if you do come to Paige's track meet, 476 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,667 don't be afraid to say, hello. 477 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,333 - I'm not afraid of anything. 478 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,667 It's you who should be afraid. 479 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:31,667 [groans] 480 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:32,917 Wow. 481 00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,542 Track. That's fucked up. - Yeah. 482 00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:38,000 The deal just didn't work out that great for me, 483 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,125 but it did for you. 484 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,750 So-- - Yeah. It really did. 485 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,167 - Yeah. - Yeah. 486 00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,917 Is he in the school directory? 487 00:17:44,917 --> 00:17:45,583 [grunts] 488 00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:48,708 ♪ 489 00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:49,667 [grunts] 490 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:53,667 PAIGE: Basically, if I don't find KingPun, then my life is over. 491 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,792 - On the plus side, you totally fit in here. 492 00:17:55,792 --> 00:17:56,792 [both chuckle] 493 00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:59,917 - I feel like I look like a very specific type of gay right now. 494 00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:01,750 Do I at least look like a top? 495 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,125 - Total bottom. 496 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,417 Maybe a power bottom? 497 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,125 - Like you call her daddy and she calls you her sweet little prince. 498 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:08,125 - Mm-hmm. 499 00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:09,125 [whistle blows] 500 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:12,583 - Okay! Listen up! 501 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,333 Come on, come on in here! 502 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,875 Let's go! Gather round! 503 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:16,625 Listen up! 504 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,083 Returning athletes! 505 00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:21,750 I'm gonna be looking to make sure that you kept your training up 506 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,042 during the off season. 507 00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,500 Alright? 508 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,417 Now you newcomers, 509 00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:31,375 our co-captains, AJ and Gabby here, 510 00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:34,250 will be helping place you in an event. 511 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,542 - Woo. - Okay. Got this. 512 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,500 - For Evans over there, 513 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,333 just try to find the thing that she sucks at the least. 514 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,042 [laughter] Alright? 515 00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:44,125 - Don't you wanna at least see me try out 516 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,625 before you think that I suck? 517 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,000 - No. Okay! 518 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,792 Back to it! Let's go! 519 00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:49,917 Let's go! GIRL: Can you get my water? 520 00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:51,417 - She's coming. She's coming. She's coming. 521 00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:52,875 - Hi, you made it. 522 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:55,167 I'll be sure to let you know if I see any angry bees around. 523 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,167 [laughter] 524 00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,042 - Did you know that male bees lose their penises 525 00:18:58,042 --> 00:18:59,375 when they have sex with the queen bee? 526 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:03,792 - Uh, no, we didn't, 527 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,292 but now we sure do, right? 528 00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,000 - Yeah. - Yeah, we should get started. 529 00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:10,917 Don't worry. You're gonna be great. 530 00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:18,750 ♪ Gengahr's Heavenly Maybe playing ♪ 531 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:21,375 ♪ 532 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:22,167 [grunts] 533 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:25,708 ♪ 534 00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:30,333 ♪ It made no difference now given my own advice ♪ 535 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:33,833 ♪ No better when you're breaking it down ♪ 536 00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:37,667 ♪ Into a river unsettled by our demise ♪ 537 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,167 [Paige panting] 538 00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:40,250 [grunts] 539 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,792 ♪ Tell me who's triggering now? ♪ 540 00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,458 ♪ Did anyone see that? ♪ 541 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,500 ♪ Did anyone see what I saw? ♪ 542 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,917 ♪ Help me out ♪ 543 00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,542 ♪ On and on and on ♪ 544 00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:53,417 [whistle blows] 545 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,333 ♪ Subliminal that's what I thought ♪ 546 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,833 ♪ Greater now ♪ 547 00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:00,292 ♪ On and on and on ♪ 548 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,667 - Holy shit! 549 00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:04,625 - Are you fucking kidding me? 550 00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:08,458 ♪ To mellow you out ♪ 551 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,208 [grunts] 552 00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:14,708 - Thanks. - Yep. 553 00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:17,417 ♪ To mellow you out ♪ 554 00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:19,750 ♪ Slow down ♪ 555 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,958 ♪ You said yourself ♪ 556 00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:23,625 ♪ It's coming back ♪ 557 00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:26,083 ♪ But where are you now? ♪ 558 00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:27,417 - No. 559 00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:28,542 [clatters] 560 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,292 GABBY: I have an idea. 561 00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:32,125 How do you feel about running in a straight line? 562 00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:35,125 - That's the only straight thing I can do. 563 00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:37,667 BOTH: Okay. 564 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,625 - I regretted it the second that it left my mouth. 565 00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,083 - You mean adding her to the four by one? 566 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,458 - Do you have a better idea? 567 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,917 MURRAY: Alright. Here we go. 568 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:51,458 On your mark. Get set. 569 00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:53,333 No. No, down. 570 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:54,792 BOY: KingPun, let's get it. 571 00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:56,625 - Go! Come on! Come on, Paige! 572 00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:57,875 Come on! 573 00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,750 ♪ 574 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:04,625 ♪ 575 00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:10,083 ♪ 576 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:15,417 ♪ 577 00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:19,083 ♪ 578 00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:21,875 ♪ 579 00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,000 [panting] 580 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,208 - I am the fastest woman alive. 581 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,792 - That was mediocre at best. 582 00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:32,583 - Yeah, I took an Instagram story, and it went over the time limit. 583 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,250 - Damn. - But you did it. 584 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,292 - With a little work, maybe you could be fine. 585 00:21:36,292 --> 00:21:38,250 - She's four seconds behind where she needs to be. 586 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:42,167 - Well, maybe I need someone great to teach me after school. 587 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:42,875 [scoffs] 588 00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,667 - Alright. That's not a terrible idea. 589 00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,000 Uh, AJ. 590 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,875 You're gonna train Paige. 591 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,167 Okay? 592 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,333 - Isn't that literally your job as coach? 593 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:54,625 - No, my job as coach is to motivate through fear. 594 00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:57,583 Besides, I don't get paid enough to stay after school. 595 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,583 Come on. I'm watching you, Evans. 596 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:00,542 - Welcome to the team. 597 00:22:00,542 --> 00:22:01,917 - Alright, KingPun. 598 00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:03,000 PAIGE: I'm not KingPun. 599 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,417 - Your shorts are on backwards. 600 00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:05,583 PAIGE: What? 601 00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:12,792 DILLON: Can you hurry up, Angie? I'm starving. 602 00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:14,042 ANGIE: You're not the boss of me. 603 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:16,292 DILLON: You knew we were gonna be home. Why wasn't the food ready? 604 00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:19,667 - Today was great. I almost killed somebody with a javelin. 605 00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:20,958 - It's true. 606 00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:22,917 - And then it was nearly death by hurdle. 607 00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:24,208 - Also very true. 608 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:26,667 - And I embarrassed myself in front of Gabriela. 609 00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:29,250 - Just because Paige's sex life is in a drought 610 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,750 doesn't mean the rest of the world has to be. 611 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,333 Come on, Angie, we've talked about this. 612 00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:33,583 - So strict. 613 00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:35,542 - Sometimes I think fondly back on to this morning 614 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,167 when my life was completely normal. 615 00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:39,250 Now I have to solve a mystery, 616 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:41,250 make Gabby fall in love with me, 617 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,542 figure out how to make the perfect thing for CalArts, 618 00:22:43,542 --> 00:22:46,000 and figure out how to put a tampon in 619 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,875 without the end always sticking out a little bit. 620 00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,792 - Yeah, you know, I never mastered that either. 621 00:22:50,458 --> 00:22:52,167 Oh, but you know what? On the bright side, 622 00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:55,750 true artists are never afraid to step out of their comfort zones, so-- 623 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:58,708 - Speaking of stepping out of your comfort zones, 624 00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:00,708 are you going to Stacey's party on Friday? 625 00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:01,625 - What party? 626 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:02,875 - Are you kidding me? 627 00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:05,167 Paige, I've told you this a billion times. 628 00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:06,292 It'd be, like, a good opportunity for you 629 00:23:06,292 --> 00:23:07,792 to act like a normal teenager for once. 630 00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:10,292 - She doesn't wanna be normal. Nobody wants to be normal. 631 00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:11,625 - That's why I'm cool. 632 00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,292 - Alright. Let me tell you a little story. 633 00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:15,875 When I was a teenager, 634 00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:18,667 I went to this rager, and I ended up in the back of a van 635 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:21,000 with the lead singer of an Aerosmith cover band. 636 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 And in retrospect, 637 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,792 I definitely should have held out for the real thing. [phone chimes] 638 00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:27,125 I mean, think about it, 639 00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:29,833 Steven Tyler. I would've never had to buy another scarf. 640 00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:32,250 - Dillon, I totally wasn't thinking. 641 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:35,000 This party is the perfect place to investigate. 642 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 KingPun will definitely be going 643 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,792 and, well, let's just say that they will rue the day 644 00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:41,583 that they let me take the fall for them. 645 00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:42,667 I know that's right. 646 00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:45,667 - Okay. 647 00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:47,625 I'm gonna need you to relax. 648 00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:48,750 You're starting to scare me. 649 00:23:49,417 --> 00:23:51,250 - [gasps] Oh my god. I totally forgot. 650 00:23:51,917 --> 00:23:52,917 Pardon me. 651 00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:56,583 Paige, I took the liberty of washing your sex toy. 652 00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:59,375 By the way, this is very small. 653 00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:01,083 I could totally get lost up there. 654 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:03,583 So you might wanna think about, you know, my moving on up. 655 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,667 I can help. 656 00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:07,750 - Well, that's an eraser, so that's not gonna go up there. 657 00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,042 - Anything's possible. 658 00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:12,042 Think about me and my electric toothbrush. 659 00:24:12,042 --> 00:24:15,083 And it's not the end you would think either. 660 00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:17,667 - Okay. Well, we don't have everything in common. 661 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,292 And I'm gonna go in my room. DILLON: Yeah. 662 00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:23,000 I'm gonna throw up. That's really disgusting. 663 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,250 - No, you're disgusting. 664 00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:27,292 This is a sex positive house, Paige. 665 00:24:27,792 --> 00:24:29,583 Shame does not live here. 666 00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:33,667 [people chattering] 667 00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:34,792 - Hey. 668 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,000 GIRL: Thanks for having us. 669 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,042 [Dillon sighs] 670 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:39,250 - Thought I smelled ambition. 671 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,833 - You look so beautiful. 672 00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:45,250 - Paige, I cannot believe we finally got you to a high school party. 673 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,625 - Now let's see if you survive it. 674 00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:50,458 ♪ party music playing ♪ 675 00:24:50,458 --> 00:24:53,958 ♪ 676 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:55,708 BOY: Bombs away. 677 00:24:57,292 --> 00:24:59,208 PEOPLE: [chanting] Chug! Chug! Chug! 678 00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:01,292 DILLON: Welcome to the high school experience. 679 00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:03,375 - It smells better than I expected. 680 00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:04,375 - I lit candles. 681 00:25:04,667 --> 00:25:07,833 - First order of business, time to get you drunk. 682 00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:09,500 Like, if you don't throw up by the end of the night, 683 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:10,792 then I didn't do my job. 684 00:25:11,167 --> 00:25:14,042 - I still can't believe this is the first of my parties you've been to, Paige. 685 00:25:14,042 --> 00:25:16,917 - That's because Paige Evans is too cool for high school parties. 686 00:25:16,917 --> 00:25:18,333 - Cool is one word for it. 687 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:20,833 I just have a general distaste for sticky floors, 688 00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:23,708 communal chip bowls, and whatever that is. 689 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:26,750 - That, my friend, is the type of sociological research 690 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:28,292 you can't find in any textbook. 691 00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:29,125 - He's right. 692 00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:31,292 My future constituents may act slightly moronic, 693 00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:32,917 but they know how to have fun. 694 00:25:34,042 --> 00:25:36,583 - Your future constituents, huh? - Oh please. 695 00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:38,042 You know I'm gonna kick your ass. 696 00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:40,250 There's no way they won't vote for my anti-authority platform. 697 00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:43,208 It's like taking candy from a politically informed baby. 698 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,833 - You wanna go upstairs and practice your campaign speech on me? 699 00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:48,292 - Work on our inflection? - Show me those pointed hand movements. 700 00:25:48,292 --> 00:25:52,042 - Why do you guys even bother with innuendo. 701 00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:54,542 - Later, Paige. 702 00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:56,833 - Oh yeah, guys, just leave me alone 703 00:25:56,833 --> 00:25:59,167 while I try and figure out who framed me? 704 00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:00,375 - Oh. - Paige. 705 00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:01,792 - Oh my god. - Hi. 706 00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:02,667 - I didn't see you there. 707 00:26:02,667 --> 00:26:04,333 - Must be the masking spell. - What? 708 00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:06,375 - How have you been? Feeling any different lately? 709 00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,708 Any lustful urges? Deep magnetic pulls? 710 00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:10,583 - Mm-mm. - To anything? Anyone? 711 00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:11,583 - Excuse me. - AJ. 712 00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:12,583 There you are. 713 00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:13,792 - Hi. 714 00:26:13,792 --> 00:26:15,833 - We should go talk about track. 715 00:26:15,833 --> 00:26:18,458 - I don't think so. CHANTAL: Did the virgin blood expire? 716 00:26:18,458 --> 00:26:19,500 That can't be, that was fresh. 717 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,125 - Okay, yeah, we can talk about track. 718 00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:22,458 - It's supposed to get stronger with age. 719 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:23,625 Like, it's like fine wine. 720 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,708 - Hi. - Hi. 721 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:32,542 - Okay. I wasn't gonna get all Salem witch trials 722 00:26:32,542 --> 00:26:34,833 and point fingers here, but I know that she put a curse on me. 723 00:26:35,417 --> 00:26:38,083 - I mean, she did steal some of my hair back in freshman year, 724 00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:39,458 so I believe it. 725 00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:43,958 [sighs] 726 00:26:45,167 --> 00:26:47,458 So track, why? 727 00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:49,167 I thought you were more interested in art. 728 00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:50,583 - Oh, trust me. I am. 729 00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:52,208 But lucky for me, 730 00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:54,750 Principal Collins decided that I'm KingPun. 731 00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:56,708 So I have to figure out who KingPun is. 732 00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:58,792 Otherwise, I'm going to get suspended. 733 00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:00,417 - That's so dumb. 734 00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:01,750 - Yeah. 735 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:02,833 - That art is harmless. 736 00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:05,167 - I know. It's also pretty good. 737 00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:06,250 - Do you have any leads? 738 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,083 - I know that they're here. That's about it. 739 00:27:09,458 --> 00:27:12,292 I'm just gonna poke around until somebody cracks. 740 00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:16,500 - So you're gonna interrogate a bunch of drunk teens. 741 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,625 Seems pretty easy. 742 00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,292 - Well, you say that, but it could be anybody. 743 00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:23,583 It could be you. 744 00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,375 - Do I look whimsical enough for puns? 745 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:30,542 - Okay. Well, you do have an intimidating, 746 00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:32,792 no bullshit, 747 00:27:32,792 --> 00:27:34,750 striped shirt vibe going. 748 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:36,042 So I guess not. 749 00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:37,208 - Thank you. 750 00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:42,083 - Which would make you the perfect bad cop 751 00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,708 to my good cop. 752 00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:44,875 - Excuse me? 753 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,292 - Follow me. - Oh. 754 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:52,208 [people chattering] [cheering] 755 00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:53,625 - Hi, Erin. - Hi. 756 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:56,500 - Where were you at 6:00 a. m. on the morning of the 14th. 757 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,792 - We get Tybalt groomed on Sundays. 758 00:27:58,792 --> 00:28:01,208 Tybalt. My horse. Do you wanna see a photo? 759 00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:04,583 Oh, my phone is dead. 760 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,333 - Yeah. No, never, never mind. Thank you. 761 00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:09,042 [steam hissing] [bubbling] 762 00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:11,417 How close is the nearest Michael's art supply from your house? 763 00:28:11,417 --> 00:28:12,875 - [coughs] Who's Michael? 764 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:14,625 - Can I have a hit? - Me too? 765 00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:17,542 [phone chimes] - You have a secret Instagram, right? 766 00:28:17,542 --> 00:28:18,917 - Yeah, but you can't afford to follow it. 767 00:28:18,917 --> 00:28:20,458 - [chuckles] Sorry. 768 00:28:20,458 --> 00:28:22,000 - Can you guys shine your lights on me? 769 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:22,917 BOY: Alright, man, you ready? 770 00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:23,792 AYA: Thank you. 771 00:28:24,417 --> 00:28:27,667 [gulping] 772 00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,125 AJ: Tim. [shudders] 773 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,333 What do you think of KingPun? 774 00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:32,125 - Oh, Paige here? 775 00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:33,875 - Aren't your parents both artists, Tim? 776 00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:35,250 - Isn't your mom a nurse. 777 00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:36,250 - Your point? 778 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:37,792 - I haven't seen you save anyone's life. 779 00:28:37,792 --> 00:28:38,875 - He's got a good point. 780 00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:40,208 - You're supposed to be on my side. 781 00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:41,083 - Right. 782 00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:44,500 - Chantal, would you consider yourself an artist? 783 00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:47,125 - I mean, every witch is an artist in their own way. 784 00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:50,625 But, I mean, yeah. I post to Tumblr all the time. 785 00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:52,167 That's mostly just like Buffy, Faith, 786 00:28:52,167 --> 00:28:53,833 the brothers from Supernatural sixty-nining. 787 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,042 So, normal. 788 00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:57,458 - Well, what art tools do you use? 789 00:28:57,458 --> 00:28:58,917 - I mean, I kind of dabble in everything. 790 00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:01,417 Illustrator, oil paints, menstrual blood. 791 00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:03,583 - Oh. Oh no. 792 00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:04,875 - Yeah. Okay. Bye. 793 00:29:06,292 --> 00:29:07,292 STACEY: ...get political. 794 00:29:07,292 --> 00:29:09,042 DILLON: Mm-hmm. You wanna get political? 795 00:29:09,042 --> 00:29:10,583 Oh yeah? You wanna-- 796 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:11,875 - Oh my fucking god. 797 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:12,958 - Oh fuck. 798 00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:13,875 Oh, hi, Paige. - Hey. 799 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:16,625 - ...much bad things as possible... 800 00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:18,833 - Cover AOC's eyes, she doesn't deserve to see this. 801 00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:20,625 - Okay. - Come on! 802 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:21,625 - That was easy. - Bye. 803 00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:22,458 [door closes] 804 00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:25,333 - So, her house is huge. 805 00:29:26,042 --> 00:29:27,458 - It just keeps going, I know. 806 00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:28,958 - They probably fuck in every room. 807 00:29:29,417 --> 00:29:32,000 Those two are-- - Are disturbingly cute 808 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,833 in a kind of kinky way? 809 00:29:33,833 --> 00:29:35,500 - Yeah. - Yeah. 810 00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:36,500 [both laugh] 811 00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:39,042 Can't believe Chantal is our best lead right now. 812 00:29:39,042 --> 00:29:40,583 - I mean, it kind of makes sense. 813 00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:42,542 I-I've seen her drawing in class a few times. 814 00:29:42,542 --> 00:29:43,875 - What? Really? - Mm. 815 00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:45,208 - Paige, AJ. 816 00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:51,917 ♪ romantic music plays ♪ 817 00:29:51,917 --> 00:29:54,417 ♪ 818 00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:56,333 - Oh my god, we need to take shots, like, right now. 819 00:29:56,333 --> 00:29:57,833 For Paige joining the track team. 820 00:29:58,375 --> 00:30:00,000 - Yeah, go ahead. I'm gonna pee. 821 00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:02,167 - Okay. Let's go. 822 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:03,042 - Okay. 823 00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:07,375 ♪ hip-hop music playing ♪ 824 00:30:07,375 --> 00:30:10,333 ♪ 825 00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:12,833 ♪ 826 00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:15,417 - Oh. Oh. Okay. 827 00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:18,250 [glasses clink] GABBY: To joining track! 828 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:19,375 - To... sports! 829 00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:23,625 - Bet our mouth stinks the same right now. 830 00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:24,375 - What? 831 00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:25,833 - I just got something stuck in my throat. 832 00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:27,417 - Another shot will fix that. - Yeah, 833 00:30:27,417 --> 00:30:29,000 it always does. 834 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000 ♪ party music continues ♪ 835 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,417 ♪ 836 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,292 [glasses clink] 837 00:30:37,292 --> 00:30:41,625 ♪ 838 00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:43,833 [cheering] 839 00:30:43,833 --> 00:30:45,000 GIRL: Yeah. 840 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,917 ♪ 841 00:30:47,917 --> 00:30:50,083 ♪ 842 00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:52,750 ♪ Everybody's got a little secret ♪ 843 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:55,208 ♪ Maybe I'll tell you mine ♪ 844 00:30:55,208 --> 00:30:58,042 ♪ Bring yourself just a little bit closer ♪ 845 00:30:58,042 --> 00:31:00,708 ♪ A stranger in the night ♪ 846 00:31:00,708 --> 00:31:03,417 ♪ Something good can be hard to swallow ♪ 847 00:31:03,417 --> 00:31:05,792 ♪ The simple paradise ♪ 848 00:31:05,792 --> 00:31:08,708 ♪ Slow down if you want to be my lover ♪ 849 00:31:08,708 --> 00:31:11,625 ♪ New touch in the moonlight ♪ 850 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,333 ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪ 851 00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:24,000 - I'm so wasted. 852 00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:26,708 - Oh my god, I'm so glad that you joined track. 853 00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:28,875 I feel like I never see you outside of class. 854 00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:29,833 - I know. 855 00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:32,333 You're a Gemini, right? 856 00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:33,792 - I'm a Pisces. 857 00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:35,917 - Who says that complicated can't work. 858 00:31:35,917 --> 00:31:38,250 - What? - I said I love track. 859 00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:40,167 GIRL: Gabby, come dance with us. 860 00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:41,250 GABBY: Bye! 861 00:31:50,292 --> 00:31:53,667 - Are we at the sad drunk phase in the night, huh? 862 00:31:54,167 --> 00:31:57,625 - Dillon. Dillon. Dill Pickle. 863 00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:00,083 - You wanna go home? You'll be better. Yes. 864 00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:01,917 Your drunk ass has a training with AJ tomorrow. 865 00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:04,375 - Oh shit. - Right. Yeah. 866 00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:06,750 -[sing-songy] Mr. President-- 867 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:10,417 - Wow. Thank you so much for calling me Mr. President. 868 00:32:10,417 --> 00:32:12,083 - You're welcome. - Okay, let's go. 869 00:32:12,083 --> 00:32:12,833 [clears throat] 870 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:13,667 [indiscernible] 871 00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:15,375 - Bye, bad cop. 872 00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:18,083 - Bye. I'll see you tomorrow. Drink some Gatorade. 873 00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:20,417 - [whispering] Sports juice. 874 00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,083 - I like boobs, you know what I'm saying? 875 00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:26,458 PAIGE: Tim, I see what you're doing. 876 00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:27,542 Evidence. 877 00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:30,167 Evidence. 878 00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:33,667 - Who doesn't like boobs? 879 00:32:33,667 --> 00:32:34,583 - Cheers. 880 00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:40,375 TIM: Woo! Who's ready to party? 881 00:32:42,292 --> 00:32:43,667 - You're so strong. 882 00:32:43,667 --> 00:32:44,833 - I am strong. 883 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,750 - Oh. Whoa. - Whoa. 884 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:50,500 - Come on, our ride is here. 885 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:58,208 AJ: You made it? 886 00:32:58,208 --> 00:32:59,417 - Yep. 887 00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:02,875 Okay. Let's make me an Olympian. 888 00:33:04,542 --> 00:33:06,208 - How are you not massively hungover right now? 889 00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:09,208 - Well, I drank that Gatorade that you suggested, 890 00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:12,375 and then I had a hot pocket and then I had some pizza 891 00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:13,708 and then I had some ice cream. 892 00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:15,500 Also, I might still be drunk. 893 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,542 - Is that coffee? Did you bring any water? 894 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:26,083 - Hmm. Okay. If this mentor-protégé thing is going to work out, 895 00:33:26,083 --> 00:33:28,875 then you have to respect my caffeinated process. 896 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,500 - Who said anything about being a mentor? 897 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,458 I'm only doing this so you don't tank our ranking. 898 00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:34,000 - Oh, I'm sorry. 899 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,833 Am I cutting into your 900 00:33:35,833 --> 00:33:38,500 brooding-in-corners wearing-a-leather-jacket time? 901 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,042 - I don't own a leather jacket 902 00:33:40,042 --> 00:33:42,125 - Well, you look like you could. - Okay. 903 00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:45,542 - So what are we doing first? Picking out my pump-up song? 904 00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:48,292 - No, but you can stretch, and then we can start on three miles, 905 00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:49,542 - Three miles? 906 00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:54,125 That is 2.9 more miles than they said I have to run. 907 00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:55,500 - 2.94 miles. 908 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,375 You're confusing miles and meters. 909 00:33:57,375 --> 00:33:59,708 - I think you're confusing me with the metric system. 910 00:34:01,042 --> 00:34:01,875 - Let's go, Evans. 911 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,542 Put down your stuff. 912 00:34:05,542 --> 00:34:09,000 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 913 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,125 ♪ 914 00:34:13,125 --> 00:34:16,917 ♪ 915 00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:20,208 [Paige gasping] 916 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:23,667 - Oh my god. 917 00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:28,167 Oh my god. 918 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,167 I can't feel anything. 919 00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:32,000 I can't feel my legs. 920 00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:34,250 I can't feel my face. 921 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:36,792 - You're being a little dramatic. 922 00:34:36,792 --> 00:34:38,792 - It's the artist in me. 923 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,250 - Speaking of, 924 00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:44,125 you wanna go to art school? 925 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,458 - Yeah. 926 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,375 Now that's like my biggest dream. 927 00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:50,708 - Hmm. 928 00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:53,500 - But now that the pressure's on and I have to send in my summer app, 929 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,125 I have no idea what to send in. 930 00:34:55,625 --> 00:34:56,542 - You started it yet? 931 00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:01,792 - Since you asked. 932 00:35:01,792 --> 00:35:02,625 [clears throat] 933 00:35:04,917 --> 00:35:06,792 I've been working on a few different things, 934 00:35:08,417 --> 00:35:10,375 But none of it feels right to me. 935 00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:14,583 - Shit, you're really good. 936 00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,667 - Thank you. 937 00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:19,792 Now I just have to make CalArt see that. 938 00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:22,917 Pretend you're CalArts. Tell me what's missing. 939 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:26,042 - Uh... nothing. 940 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:27,667 I, I think it's really great. 941 00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:31,375 - You're a really bad liar. 942 00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:33,292 - No, I just-- - Come on. 943 00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:35,083 Tell me the truth. 944 00:35:36,042 --> 00:35:38,958 - I don't know. I'm, I mean, I'm not an expert by any means, 945 00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:40,708 but maybe it's just, 946 00:35:41,667 --> 00:35:45,500 it is lacking some emotion. 947 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:46,917 - Okay. 948 00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:50,250 I wasn't expecting constructive criticism, but alright. 949 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:52,750 - I knew that was a draft. Look, your art is amazing. 950 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:53,708 Seriously. 951 00:35:53,708 --> 00:35:54,625 What was the prompt again? 952 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,375 - Show us your happiest moment. 953 00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:59,792 - Right, okay. So do you think that that, that shows that? 954 00:35:59,792 --> 00:36:03,958 Or is there anything that is maybe happier? 955 00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:08,333 - I had a really yummy donut the other day. 956 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,792 - Uh, what about a, 957 00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:15,500 a first love or a first kiss or something? 958 00:36:16,125 --> 00:36:18,208 - Uh, well, I haven't had those things, 959 00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:20,625 so you're really pouring salt on the wound here, AJ. 960 00:36:21,042 --> 00:36:23,792 - All I'm saying is that you'll get there. 961 00:36:24,625 --> 00:36:26,833 Just don't be afraid to draw something 962 00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:28,250 a little more vulnerable. 963 00:36:29,375 --> 00:36:30,292 [phone chimes] 964 00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:35,083 - Look, they just posted something. 965 00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:37,375 - AJ: Guess that would rule you out. 966 00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:39,083 - At least it's not on school property this time. 967 00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:41,750 - [scoffs] Well, it's a little late for that KingPun. 968 00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:44,708 - Let's go, Frida Kahlo. 969 00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:46,000 We've gotta get you to a point where you can run 970 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:46,917 without wanting to puke. 971 00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:49,542 - Might give me an edge. 972 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:50,958 - Doubt it. 973 00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:54,500 - Did you know that Frida Kahlo was bi? 974 00:36:55,792 --> 00:36:58,500 She was the OG bi-con. 975 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:01,000 - Oh, nice. Uh-- 976 00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:03,625 - Got joke for days, AJ. 977 00:37:04,542 --> 00:37:08,458 ♪ Kidd Kenn's Good Day playing ♪ 978 00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:12,625 [indiscernible chatter] 979 00:37:14,042 --> 00:37:15,042 [grunts] 980 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:17,958 [grunts] - Come on-- 981 00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:20,500 Come on. Come on, you got it. 982 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,000 Go. Go. Push. 983 00:37:22,958 --> 00:37:25,083 TIM: Come on, KingPun, get it. Get that tire. 984 00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:26,667 Yeah! 985 00:37:26,667 --> 00:37:29,292 ♪ I'ma have a good day ♪ 986 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:33,208 ♪ You need somebody that truly understands you ♪ 987 00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:36,333 ♪ I'm on your side we together I'm never playin' you ♪ 988 00:37:36,333 --> 00:37:39,167 ♪ It be the ones tryna help that can't stand you ♪ 989 00:37:39,167 --> 00:37:41,667 ♪ But have a good day ♪ 990 00:37:42,667 --> 00:37:45,625 ♪ I do me every day I don't live for others ♪ 991 00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:48,583 ♪ Proud of who I am so I'm never under the covers ♪ 992 00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,167 ♪ I ran with it ain't look back ♪ 993 00:37:50,167 --> 00:37:52,167 ♪ Now I got big racks in a book bag ♪ 994 00:37:52,167 --> 00:37:53,250 ♪ Smile at 'em when they look sad ♪ 995 00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,583 - Hey. Look. 996 00:37:54,958 --> 00:37:56,458 ♪ They hate on me, throw shade on me ♪ 997 00:37:56,458 --> 00:37:58,000 ♪ When it's time to drop they wait on me ♪ 998 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,667 ♪ A lot of people had changed on me ♪ 999 00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:01,417 ♪ Don't shit change but the day homie ♪ 1000 00:38:01,417 --> 00:38:02,708 ♪ Shit changed but the next move ♪ 1001 00:38:02,708 --> 00:38:04,583 ♪ They know I really ball like the Nets do ♪ 1002 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:05,958 ♪ All the haters been past due ♪ 1003 00:38:05,958 --> 00:38:07,708 ♪ Got too many feelings like the last dude ♪ 1004 00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:09,708 ♪ And I don't trip 'cause the hate be motivation ♪ 1005 00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:10,500 - Hey! 1006 00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:12,125 - Hi. 1007 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:14,250 ♪ I make the best outta every situation ♪ 1008 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:17,458 ♪ I be too real I be knowin' when they be fakin' ♪ 1009 00:38:17,458 --> 00:38:20,542 ♪ But this is real, me and my people made it ♪ 1010 00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:22,792 ♪ You need somebody that asks you, "Yo, how you feeling?" ♪ 1011 00:38:22,792 --> 00:38:24,875 [crowd cheering] 1012 00:38:25,208 --> 00:38:27,292 MURRAY: Come on. Come on, Stacey. Oh no! 1013 00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:29,667 Come on, Gabby, you got it. - I'm sorry. 1014 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,042 MURRAY: Come on, AJ, you got this. 1015 00:38:33,042 --> 00:38:36,500 [crowd cheering] 1016 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:39,500 ♪ I'm on your side we together I'm never playin' you ♪ 1017 00:38:40,167 --> 00:38:42,208 MURRAY: AJ! You got this! 1018 00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:44,167 You got it! You got it! 1019 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,417 Yeah! Yeah! - Come on! 1020 00:38:46,417 --> 00:38:48,542 - Go! Go! Go! Go! 1021 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:53,333 - Yes! [cheering] 1022 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,625 - Oh my god! 1023 00:39:01,708 --> 00:39:03,125 TIM: Oh, Coach, Coach, Coach. 1024 00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:05,125 - Okay. Alright! 1025 00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:06,500 Alright. 1026 00:39:07,542 --> 00:39:09,667 - It goes against my entire coaching approach to say this, 1027 00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:12,167 but you're actually getting pretty good. 1028 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:15,833 - I knew you were using a tough love approach with me. 1029 00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:18,292 - I know, who do I think I am, my dad? 1030 00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:22,333 That, that was a lot funnier in my head. 1031 00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:24,583 - It's okay, dude. 1032 00:39:24,958 --> 00:39:27,333 I'm no stranger to dark dad humor. 1033 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:29,833 Is he tough on you? 1034 00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:32,625 - He just sees so much potential in me, 1035 00:39:32,625 --> 00:39:34,000 I guess I don't wanna let him down. 1036 00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:36,958 He wants me to get a scholarship to a D1 school. 1037 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,667 I think that's why I'm so stressed about doing well. 1038 00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:42,792 But I don't wanna talk about my dad. 1039 00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:45,417 I'll save that one for a future therapy session. 1040 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:47,500 - Speaking of psychoanalyzing, 1041 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,125 I think that you were right about my art. 1042 00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:51,625 I, I think I do play it safe. 1043 00:39:52,292 --> 00:39:53,208 - I get it. 1044 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:56,333 - But I'm not gonna let you forget that you said I was good. 1045 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:59,708 A compliment from the mysterious AJ Campos. 1046 00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:01,500 - Don't make me regret it, Evans. 1047 00:40:04,667 --> 00:40:05,542 You wanna try? 1048 00:40:05,542 --> 00:40:08,917 - Mm. Can you play track with a broken leg? 1049 00:40:08,917 --> 00:40:09,917 - Don't worry, I'll spot you. 1050 00:40:14,417 --> 00:40:15,750 - Oh shit. 1051 00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:16,708 - Okay. Bend your knees. 1052 00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:19,250 ♪ 1053 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,167 ♪ 1054 00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:25,042 ♪ 1055 00:40:25,042 --> 00:40:28,583 ♪ 1056 00:40:28,583 --> 00:40:31,792 ♪ 1057 00:40:31,792 --> 00:40:35,208 ♪ 1058 00:40:35,917 --> 00:40:36,833 - Hold up. 1059 00:40:38,292 --> 00:40:39,000 - What? 1060 00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:42,375 - I think that this is KingPun's notebook. 1061 00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:44,000 - What, h-how do you know? 1062 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:44,667 - Look, dude, 1063 00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:48,458 it's totally in their style, and it has KP written all over it. 1064 00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:49,833 - Oh yeah, that would do it. 1065 00:40:49,833 --> 00:40:51,208 - Maybe it's somebody in track. 1066 00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:53,542 - Well, that would rule out Chantal. 1067 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,875 - It was never her. 1068 00:40:54,875 --> 00:40:57,958 Cute puns are not her vibe, now that I think of it. 1069 00:40:59,042 --> 00:41:01,417 This is exactly how I'm gonna nail KingPun. 1070 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:02,875 - How? 1071 00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:06,458 - I'm gonna DM them and tell them that I have their notebook. 1072 00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:08,167 There's tons of half-baked ideas in here. 1073 00:41:08,167 --> 00:41:10,417 It's not like they're gonna wanna leave it behind. 1074 00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:12,500 AJ: So what? 1075 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,042 You're just gonna give it back to them 1076 00:41:14,042 --> 00:41:15,542 without figuring out who it is? 1077 00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:17,083 - AJ. You kidding me? 1078 00:41:19,417 --> 00:41:21,958 We're gonna have a motherfucking stakeout. 1079 00:41:23,167 --> 00:41:24,375 - Oh. No. 1080 00:41:28,792 --> 00:41:30,000 Hold on. 1081 00:41:30,375 --> 00:41:33,458 PAIGE: It's almost 8:00 p. m., and KingPun left me on read. 1082 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:34,917 So I know that they saw it. 1083 00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:37,708 - Wow. Your detection skills are on point. 1084 00:41:38,708 --> 00:41:40,500 - We should split up. Cover more ground. 1085 00:41:40,917 --> 00:41:43,083 - Oh god, your efficiency is hot. 1086 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:43,708 - You're hot. 1087 00:41:43,708 --> 00:41:44,750 - Help. Help. Help. Help. 1088 00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:46,042 - You know the gate's open, right? 1089 00:41:47,042 --> 00:41:47,958 Oh! - Oh my god! 1090 00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:49,542 Paige. Are you okay? 1091 00:41:49,542 --> 00:41:51,042 DILLON: Ay, dios mio. STACEY: Do you need help? Are you good? 1092 00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,042 - Ow. 1093 00:41:52,417 --> 00:41:53,792 DILLON: This girl's gonna be the death of me. 1094 00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:59,250 ♪ 1095 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,667 ♪ 1096 00:42:02,792 --> 00:42:04,000 - Hey. - Hey. 1097 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,375 GABBY: Wanna take the north side? 1098 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:06,917 - Yeah, sure. 1099 00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:09,125 - Ugh. 1100 00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:11,625 - They do know that's the south east side, right? 1101 00:42:12,458 --> 00:42:14,500 - No, but it is so hot that you do. 1102 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,333 - You're so hot. 1103 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:16,875 - You are so hot. - You are. 1104 00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:17,958 - We are. - We are. 1105 00:42:17,958 --> 00:42:18,625 - We are. 1106 00:42:18,625 --> 00:42:19,458 BOTH TOGETHER: We are. 1107 00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:20,625 We are. We are. 1108 00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:22,875 AJ: Oh, I'm glad you have each other. 1109 00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:27,000 - Hello? 1110 00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:29,708 - Oh shit. - Sorry. 1111 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:34,292 DILLON: Ooh. [Stacey chuckles] 1112 00:42:34,292 --> 00:42:35,958 You know I like it when you grab my ass. 1113 00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:40,625 - Well, on the upside, if you can't find KingPun, 1114 00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:43,042 it's kind of like a cool badge of honor to get suspended. 1115 00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:47,667 - So you usually go for people who get suspended? 1116 00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:52,333 - Um, I don't really have a type. It's more of just a vibe. 1117 00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:55,542 - So your vibe is Aya then, huh? 1118 00:42:55,917 --> 00:42:57,750 - Well, actually, we just broke up. 1119 00:42:58,542 --> 00:42:59,333 - Oh really? 1120 00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:01,333 That sucks. Sorry. 1121 00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:04,167 Are you over them? 1122 00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:07,083 - Depends, Paige. Who's asking? 1123 00:43:07,083 --> 00:43:08,875 - Not me. I don't care. 1124 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:10,167 - Ouch. 1125 00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:13,542 - I care. 1126 00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:15,125 I care. 1127 00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:19,375 I just was trying to be nice and ask you questions. So-- 1128 00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:21,750 Not that good at that though. 1129 00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,458 - Well, your questions are cute. So-- 1130 00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:28,583 - Do you remember in fifth grade when we were partnered up 1131 00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:31,833 to take care of that egg together in Ms. Higgins' class? 1132 00:43:32,542 --> 00:43:33,625 - Oh yeah. 1133 00:43:33,625 --> 00:43:35,208 I'm pretty sure I dropped mine on the first day 1134 00:43:35,208 --> 00:43:36,958 and begged my mom to replace it for me. 1135 00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:39,250 Geez, I totally forgot you were my partner for that. 1136 00:43:39,875 --> 00:43:41,333 Damn, I was a shitty mom. 1137 00:43:41,667 --> 00:43:43,375 - Well, if it's any consolation, 1138 00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:47,292 I gave our egg a bath, and I boiled it to death. 1139 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:50,583 So guess I wasn't a perfect mom either. 1140 00:43:51,417 --> 00:43:52,583 Oh, hide. 1141 00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:53,875 - It's gotta KingPun. 1142 00:43:53,875 --> 00:43:55,417 - Aren't we supposed to be confronting them? 1143 00:43:55,417 --> 00:43:57,292 - Yes. I'm just not good at confrontation. 1144 00:43:57,292 --> 00:43:58,167 - Clearly. 1145 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:04,667 Kind of weird that we've co-parented 1146 00:44:04,667 --> 00:44:06,458 and never kissed before, huh? 1147 00:44:07,042 --> 00:44:09,208 - Yeah. It's a little bit strange. 1148 00:44:09,917 --> 00:44:11,625 - Well, maybe we should try it. 1149 00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:13,250 - We could try it. 1150 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:14,167 [car door opens] 1151 00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:16,333 [car door closes] 1152 00:44:16,833 --> 00:44:18,542 - You can lean in now. 1153 00:44:18,542 --> 00:44:19,667 - Yeah. Right. 1154 00:44:23,542 --> 00:44:24,500 - Sorry. 1155 00:44:27,167 --> 00:44:28,125 [car door opens] 1156 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,792 [car door closes] - That was awkward. 1157 00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:33,583 [engine starts] 1158 00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:34,708 Oh shit, they're leaving. 1159 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:36,083 [tires squeal] 1160 00:44:36,667 --> 00:44:38,333 TOGETHER: Hey! Wait! Stop! 1161 00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:42,417 - Yo. I cannot believe that your stupid stakeout idea 1162 00:44:42,417 --> 00:44:44,333 might have actually worked, but that was definitely Tim's car. 1163 00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:45,042 - How do you know? 1164 00:44:45,042 --> 00:44:47,083 - Who else drives a bright green Challenger 1165 00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:49,417 with a bumper sticker that reads "Your mom calls me daddy"? 1166 00:44:49,417 --> 00:44:50,667 - Fucking Tim. [cell phone buzzing] 1167 00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:51,500 STACEY: Mm-hmm. 1168 00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:55,250 - Uh, hold on. I have to take this. 1169 00:44:57,167 --> 00:44:58,667 - So do you think you cracked the case? 1170 00:45:00,208 --> 00:45:02,250 - Yeah, I guess so. 1171 00:45:08,167 --> 00:45:10,250 DILLON: Paige, let's go. We're gonna be late. 1172 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,000 Are you seriously not packed for our away meet yet? 1173 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,167 - I started. 1174 00:45:16,208 --> 00:45:17,750 Dillon, I need to tell you something. 1175 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:18,625 - What, what happened? 1176 00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:20,458 - Don't make it a big deal. Okay. 1177 00:45:20,458 --> 00:45:21,833 - What happened? 1178 00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:24,083 Did you find another one of your mom's special movies? 1179 00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:27,417 - Gabby and I kissed. 1180 00:45:27,417 --> 00:45:29,083 - I'm sorry, what? 1181 00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:30,125 - I know. 1182 00:45:30,542 --> 00:45:33,042 - Wait, Gabriela Campos kissed you. 1183 00:45:34,458 --> 00:45:36,083 Okay. Screw packing. Tell me exactly what happened. 1184 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:39,125 - I don't know. It kind of just happened at the stakeout. 1185 00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:42,083 It was really weird, actually. 1186 00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:43,083 - What do you mean weird? 1187 00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:45,292 You've been waiting for this, like, literally your entire life. 1188 00:45:45,292 --> 00:45:46,125 You're obsessed with her. 1189 00:45:46,125 --> 00:45:48,000 - Well, it was very anti-climactic. 1190 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,458 - Was it a bad kiss? 1191 00:45:49,917 --> 00:45:51,958 Is that her fatal flaw? Does she have an Achilles tongue? 1192 00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:54,875 - [sighs] Maybe it wasn't her. It was probably me. 1193 00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:57,583 - That makes more sense. She's kissed a lot of people. Yeah. 1194 00:45:57,583 --> 00:45:59,875 - Shit! I haven't kissed anyone. I don't know how to kiss. 1195 00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:00,917 - Yeah. You're probably a terrible kisser. 1196 00:46:00,917 --> 00:46:02,333 - You need to teach me. - No. 1197 00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:03,542 - Teach me. - What, ew! 1198 00:46:03,542 --> 00:46:05,125 God, are you seriously trying to kiss me right now? 1199 00:46:05,125 --> 00:46:06,708 - Just kiss me please. Come on. 1200 00:46:06,708 --> 00:46:08,583 - No means no, Paige. Come on. 1201 00:46:08,583 --> 00:46:09,917 You're not a man. DILLON: Thank you. 1202 00:46:09,917 --> 00:46:12,000 - Why are you so dressed up? 1203 00:46:12,458 --> 00:46:15,542 - It's a structured blazer. Everybody quit tripping. 1204 00:46:15,542 --> 00:46:16,458 Come on. Let's go. 1205 00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:18,458 DILLON: Did you pack us the food? 1206 00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:23,875 PAIGE: Ugh. I can't believe I'm such a bad kisser. 1207 00:46:23,875 --> 00:46:25,000 - Oh no, no, no, no. 1208 00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:28,750 Bad kisser, that is impossible. Not possible. 1209 00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:32,125 The Evans women are legendary kissers. 1210 00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:34,958 Your grandmother won the Frenching contest three years running. 1211 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,292 - Oh my god. - I placed second. 1212 00:46:36,292 --> 00:46:38,167 - What? - I've told you about this? 1213 00:46:38,167 --> 00:46:39,750 I tied with your great aunt Janine. 1214 00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:42,000 Oh my god, she is a maniac. 1215 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,250 - Wow. I guess the promiscuous gene skips a generation. 1216 00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,458 - That's what they say. 1217 00:46:45,458 --> 00:46:48,833 - Do you think maybe it's not the kiss, it's the person? 1218 00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:49,875 - Oh. - What does that mean? 1219 00:46:50,292 --> 00:46:53,167 - Maybe you were let down by the kiss because your crush has run its course. 1220 00:46:53,458 --> 00:46:55,250 - But I've liked Gabby forever. 1221 00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:57,250 - Might think that maybe there are other people out there. 1222 00:46:57,250 --> 00:46:58,458 - Yeah. - Like who? 1223 00:46:58,458 --> 00:46:59,208 [knocking] 1224 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,875 - Hi, Mrs. Evans. Miss. Sorry. 1225 00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:03,750 - Hey, AJ. - AJ. 1226 00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:08,542 Wow. Finally, we meet after hearing about you 24/7 from this one. 1227 00:47:08,542 --> 00:47:09,833 - She's being sarcastic. 1228 00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:12,125 - I mean, the word constantly springs to mind. 1229 00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:14,667 - Um, what are you gonna do now that the antisocial artist is out of the house? 1230 00:47:14,667 --> 00:47:17,417 - Oh man. So many possibilities. 1231 00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:18,833 I mean, the sky's the limit, right? 1232 00:47:18,833 --> 00:47:21,375 I'm not gonna crumble. That's the one thing I'm not gonna do. 1233 00:47:21,375 --> 00:47:22,250 - We're gone for a night. 1234 00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:23,500 - I know. Well, it doesn't matter. 1235 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,083 I'm not gonna crumble. So-- 1236 00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:27,542 Hey, AJ, um, do me a favor 1237 00:47:27,542 --> 00:47:30,250 and try to get old Paige here to loosen up a little bit. 1238 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:31,292 Okay. 1239 00:47:31,292 --> 00:47:32,500 You know, like, 1240 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:36,000 fire up a bong and knock back a couple of wine coolers. 1241 00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:38,958 Oh my god. I have poppers in the car. Should I run? Grab? 1242 00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:41,333 - No. That's the wrong type of gay. 1243 00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:44,708 - Well, hello there. Long time, no see. 1244 00:47:44,708 --> 00:47:47,667 - A little delayed gratification never hurt anyone. 1245 00:47:47,667 --> 00:47:48,333 - Okay. 1246 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,208 MURRAY: So you making me wait. 1247 00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:52,375 - They call it edging these days. 1248 00:47:52,375 --> 00:47:53,917 I looked it up on Wikipedia, 1249 00:47:53,917 --> 00:47:57,125 and the definition is quite rank. 1250 00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,917 - I don't know the meaning of rank, but I believe you. 1251 00:47:59,917 --> 00:48:02,042 - It means filthy dirty. 1252 00:48:02,042 --> 00:48:05,500 - Well, I'm gonna just get your number off the emergency contact list. 1253 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,875 - Okay. I've had your number for, like, 1254 00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,167 I don't know how many days. 1255 00:48:09,167 --> 00:48:10,167 Go with the program. Okay. 1256 00:48:10,667 --> 00:48:12,958 I mean, text me. Like, I'm not getting any younger. 1257 00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:13,917 Come on. 1258 00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:15,917 [hydraulics hissing] 1259 00:48:15,917 --> 00:48:16,583 - Let's go! 1260 00:48:17,042 --> 00:48:18,292 MAN: Here are you room keys, sir. 1261 00:48:19,292 --> 00:48:20,875 Quiet hours start at 11:00. 1262 00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:25,917 [indiscernible chatter] 1263 00:48:29,583 --> 00:48:30,958 [whistle blows] 1264 00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:34,042 - Okay. Listen up, hormonal teens. 1265 00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:37,333 Now on this list is the name of your roommate. 1266 00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:39,750 I know that 60 percent of you are queer, 1267 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,958 but, guys, don't go in the girls' room. 1268 00:48:42,958 --> 00:48:45,375 And, girls, please don't go in the guys' room. 1269 00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:47,292 We don't want anybody getting pregnant. 1270 00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:49,875 And I'm talking specifically to you, Stacey and Dillon. 1271 00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:51,417 - [gasps] - What? We would never. 1272 00:48:51,417 --> 00:48:53,583 - One, as I made it clear on my campaign trail, 1273 00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:55,458 I will not be allowing the administration to control 1274 00:48:55,458 --> 00:48:56,500 what I do with my body. 1275 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,542 Two. Obviously, I'm on birth control. 1276 00:48:58,542 --> 00:48:59,833 - Well, I'm on team control, 1277 00:48:59,833 --> 00:49:02,958 and I want lights out by 9:00 p. m. 1278 00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:07,833 I have a FaceTime date with a very lovely lady. 1279 00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,833 I don't want to be interrupted. 1280 00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:11,250 And Paige, no graffiti. 1281 00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:12,417 - [whispers] Your new stepdad. - Ugh. 1282 00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:14,917 - Hey. 1283 00:49:14,917 --> 00:49:15,667 - Hi. 1284 00:49:15,667 --> 00:49:16,792 - We should talk. 1285 00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:19,208 - Hey, guess we're rooming together. 1286 00:49:19,208 --> 00:49:20,125 Can't get rid of you. 1287 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,667 - Um, I'm gonna go find out who my roommate is, 1288 00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:23,750 but I'll see you later. 1289 00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:28,458 - Did you know that squirrels remember 1290 00:49:28,458 --> 00:49:30,125 every single person they've ever seen? 1291 00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:33,083 - What? - They have photographic memories. 1292 00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:34,333 - Mm-hmm. 1293 00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:36,875 Uh, I look forward to hearing more animal facts tonight. 1294 00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:38,750 PAIGE: Oh good. 'Cause there are so plenty. 1295 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,042 - Guys, team party. My room, 9:30. Be there. 1296 00:49:42,042 --> 00:49:43,750 - No, you guys heard coach. We, we can't do that. 1297 00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:45,292 - Oh no. 1298 00:49:45,667 --> 00:49:46,750 Yeah, we definitely can't do that. 1299 00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:49,167 Especially since our track meet starts at 2:00 p. m., right? 1300 00:49:49,625 --> 00:49:51,250 Looks like we're getting fucked up tonight. 1301 00:49:51,958 --> 00:49:53,792 - Oh Paige. You're so innocent. 1302 00:49:53,792 --> 00:49:56,250 ♪ party music playing [people chattering and laughing] 1303 00:49:57,833 --> 00:50:02,000 - Okay. This one is either whiskey or rum. 1304 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,875 Then we've got peach vodka. We've got lemon vodka. 1305 00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:06,875 - Wiper fluid? 1306 00:50:06,875 --> 00:50:08,042 - More vodka. 1307 00:50:08,042 --> 00:50:09,542 And we got mouthwash, 1308 00:50:09,542 --> 00:50:11,500 but you just gotta drink a lot of it to get fucked up. 1309 00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:13,583 - Mm, that looks the least risky. 1310 00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:15,458 - Is that all you could get from your parents? 1311 00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:17,667 - Yeah. Well, look, my beard is coming in 1312 00:50:17,667 --> 00:50:19,667 so it's only a matter of time before I stop getting carded. 1313 00:50:19,667 --> 00:50:21,083 - Oh yeah, for sure. 1314 00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:22,750 - BOY: Yo, Tim! - Hey. 1315 00:50:23,625 --> 00:50:24,583 - There he is. 1316 00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:27,125 - You know, you actually have to confront Tim 1317 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,917 about being KingPun to accuse him, right? 1318 00:50:28,917 --> 00:50:30,375 - I've been working up to it. 1319 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:32,875 - She really scares me sometimes. 1320 00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:34,000 - Tim. 1321 00:50:34,417 --> 00:50:36,333 I know you're KingPun. I have your notebook. 1322 00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:37,167 - What? 1323 00:50:37,167 --> 00:50:39,875 - I saw you after school the other night. Okay. 1324 00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:42,583 What were you doing there if not to get your notebook? 1325 00:50:42,583 --> 00:50:43,583 - [whispers] Okay, okay, okay. 1326 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:45,417 I'll tell you. 1327 00:50:46,167 --> 00:50:47,542 I'm in Renaissance club. 1328 00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:49,000 - Come again? 1329 00:50:49,583 --> 00:50:52,375 - I'm in Renaissance club. I'm a Rennie, if you will. 1330 00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:53,875 - Oh my god. 1331 00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:55,917 - We were having our monthly feast. 1332 00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:57,333 And when I got to school, 1333 00:50:58,500 --> 00:50:59,542 well, it was canceled. 1334 00:50:59,542 --> 00:51:01,250 - I don't believe you. 1335 00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:02,250 - Are you serious? 1336 00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:04,167 Look. 1337 00:51:07,625 --> 00:51:08,458 - Wow. 1338 00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:13,083 - Okay. Everyone gather around, it is game time. 1339 00:51:13,083 --> 00:51:14,250 - We have to play some games. 1340 00:51:14,250 --> 00:51:18,167 - Still got a... lot of questions for you. 1341 00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:19,750 - I got a lot of answers. 1342 00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:20,625 - A lot of questions. 1343 00:51:20,625 --> 00:51:23,042 [laughter] 1344 00:51:24,292 --> 00:51:25,917 - Hey. - Hey. 1345 00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:28,000 - Perfect timing. We're about to play seven minutes. 1346 00:51:29,417 --> 00:51:32,208 - What? Like seven minutes in heaven? 1347 00:51:32,208 --> 00:51:34,458 - No. That perpetuates a Christian narrative. 1348 00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:36,292 We're playing seven minutes in the hotel bathroom, 1349 00:51:36,292 --> 00:51:37,083 and it's a track tradition. 1350 00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:41,083 Okay, everyone, phones in, pride at the door. 1351 00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:44,250 - For any new additions, the rules are simple. 1352 00:51:44,250 --> 00:51:46,500 You put your phone in the bag and if your phone gets picked, 1353 00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:48,292 you have to go into the bathroom with another person. 1354 00:51:48,625 --> 00:51:50,042 And since this is 2022, 1355 00:51:50,042 --> 00:51:52,458 we will not force anyone to make out if you don't want to. 1356 00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:54,458 But I will say seven minutes is such a long time 1357 00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:56,208 to be in the bathroom with someone and not make out. 1358 00:51:56,208 --> 00:51:57,875 DILLON: Just saying, Paige. - Okay? Alright. 1359 00:51:58,292 --> 00:52:01,292 Everyone's phones are in. Alright. 1360 00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:03,167 First phone is-- 1361 00:52:04,542 --> 00:52:07,917 ♪ Alex Lahey's I Love You Like a Brother playing ♪ 1362 00:52:07,917 --> 00:52:10,708 ♪ 1363 00:52:10,708 --> 00:52:15,250 ♪ 1364 00:52:16,208 --> 00:52:18,583 ♪ You don't like sports and I don't like dresses ♪ 1365 00:52:18,583 --> 00:52:21,417 ♪ Luckily for us, our parents got the message ♪ 1366 00:52:21,417 --> 00:52:24,167 ♪ You'd always say "No" to combat my yeses ♪ 1367 00:52:24,167 --> 00:52:26,875 ♪ You know me better than I give you credit ♪ 1368 00:52:26,875 --> 00:52:29,667 ♪ People say we look the same, but I don't think we do ♪ 1369 00:52:29,667 --> 00:52:32,375 ♪ Maybe it's a consequence of sharing the same womb ♪ 1370 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,083 ALL: Oh! 1371 00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:35,958 - Paige! 1372 00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:38,833 I believe this questionable phone case belongs to you. 1373 00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:40,625 - No. DILLON: Yes. 1374 00:52:40,625 --> 00:52:41,833 Now let's see. 1375 00:52:45,917 --> 00:52:47,000 Whose case is this? 1376 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,125 AJ AND GABBY: That'd be mine. 1377 00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:51,833 - What's your background? 1378 00:52:51,833 --> 00:52:53,500 - Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie. 1379 00:52:55,542 --> 00:52:56,750 - AJ. It's you. 1380 00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:58,958 Come on. Get in there. 1381 00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:00,833 Come on. Let's go. 1382 00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:03,417 Rules are rules. We don't make the rules. 1383 00:53:03,417 --> 00:53:04,667 They're just the rules. 1384 00:53:04,667 --> 00:53:06,625 STACEY: Have fun. [door opens] 1385 00:53:06,625 --> 00:53:09,042 - Use the dental dams. [door closes] 1386 00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:15,667 PAIGE: Oh, I got one. 1387 00:53:17,375 --> 00:53:20,000 Did you know that pandas 1388 00:53:20,458 --> 00:53:23,625 fake their pregnancies to get extra food? 1389 00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:27,542 - Oh wow. Another random animal fact. 1390 00:53:27,542 --> 00:53:28,958 So soon? 1391 00:53:29,375 --> 00:53:31,708 - I know. I'm just nervous. 1392 00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:33,292 Don't you kind of know me by now. 1393 00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:36,125 - Yeah. I kind of do. 1394 00:53:36,958 --> 00:53:39,083 Okay. Let me think of, 1395 00:53:39,542 --> 00:53:43,958 of random animal fact while you get yourself together, 1396 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:45,708 - Psst. 1397 00:53:47,292 --> 00:53:50,458 You could also just tell me something real. 1398 00:53:53,250 --> 00:53:54,125 - Yeah. 1399 00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:55,792 Okay. Yeah. 1400 00:53:58,458 --> 00:53:59,875 Um-- 1401 00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:04,125 I'm terrified of flying. 1402 00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:06,833 - Is that all you're giving me? 1403 00:54:06,833 --> 00:54:08,917 - Yes. Well, I don't, I just, 1404 00:54:08,917 --> 00:54:13,042 I don't think that humans are meant to sit in chairs 1405 00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:14,292 in the sky, you know. 1406 00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:16,958 Like, like, that's messed up, if you think about it. 1407 00:54:16,958 --> 00:54:18,792 - Damn. [both laugh] 1408 00:54:18,792 --> 00:54:21,458 We are bad at the small talk thing. 1409 00:54:22,667 --> 00:54:23,583 - I tried. 1410 00:54:24,042 --> 00:54:26,833 - But at least it's better than us awkwardly making out. 1411 00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:27,667 - Yeah. 1412 00:54:27,667 --> 00:54:29,500 I mean, what, can, can you imagine, 1413 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,625 what, suddenly we're hardcore making out? 1414 00:54:31,625 --> 00:54:34,500 - Mm. That just sounds - Come on. 1415 00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:35,417 - really crazy. 1416 00:54:35,417 --> 00:54:36,667 - It, it would be hilarious. 1417 00:54:36,667 --> 00:54:40,375 - It would be just super funny. 1418 00:54:40,375 --> 00:54:41,250 - Yeah. 1419 00:54:41,250 --> 00:54:43,833 Funny, like this being my first kiss. 1420 00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:46,167 - Very funny. 1421 00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:52,083 - I know everyone makes assumptions about me. 1422 00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:55,292 The mysterious AJ Campos. 1423 00:54:56,083 --> 00:54:58,292 Brooding, leather jacket type, 1424 00:54:58,750 --> 00:55:02,125 but, um, no, never kissed anyone. 1425 00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:03,875 Ever. 1426 00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:07,667 I guess we have that lack of experience in common. 1427 00:55:08,667 --> 00:55:09,458 - Yeah. 1428 00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:13,833 But why haven't you? 1429 00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:15,333 I mean, I'm sure that, 1430 00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:17,792 you know, people probably want to. 1431 00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:19,167 - I'm not opposed to it. 1432 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,625 - I'm not opposed to it either. 1433 00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:23,750 - Kissing someone? 1434 00:55:24,875 --> 00:55:26,000 - Kissing you. 1435 00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:27,458 - Oh. 1436 00:55:28,792 --> 00:55:33,667 ♪ romantic music playing ♪ 1437 00:55:33,667 --> 00:55:37,500 ♪ 1438 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:40,708 ♪ 1439 00:55:40,708 --> 00:55:45,583 ♪ 1440 00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:50,750 ♪ 1441 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,750 - Do you think that this is gonna be awkward later? 1442 00:55:56,750 --> 00:55:58,042 - No, I really don't think so. 1443 00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:01,625 - Do you have enough blanket? - Do you have enough room? 1444 00:56:03,917 --> 00:56:05,250 We're being weird about this. 1445 00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:06,833 Yeah. 1446 00:56:07,375 --> 00:56:09,083 And this really does not have to be weird. 1447 00:56:09,458 --> 00:56:10,292 - No. 1448 00:56:11,292 --> 00:56:12,125 It doesn't. 1449 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:22,792 I honestly don't think I'm gonna be able to fall asleep. 1450 00:56:22,792 --> 00:56:25,625 Like, my mind is racing from this whole CalArts thing. 1451 00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:28,583 - You're really lucky your mom is so supportive of you being-- 1452 00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:29,292 - Gay. 1453 00:56:29,833 --> 00:56:31,542 - No. I'm gonna say an artist. 1454 00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:33,917 - Oh. - I do. Yeah. 1455 00:56:35,042 --> 00:56:37,583 I feel like I would never pursue something like that. 1456 00:56:38,083 --> 00:56:39,458 - Because of your parents? 1457 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,750 - Like... to them, 1458 00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:45,292 everything artistic is a risk. 1459 00:56:46,583 --> 00:56:49,583 Which I, I guess I get. 1460 00:56:50,750 --> 00:56:52,458 - What did they say when you came out? 1461 00:56:53,375 --> 00:56:55,333 - When I told my mom I was bi, 1462 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:57,083 she didn't really say anything. 1463 00:56:57,750 --> 00:57:00,167 But when Gabby came out, 1464 00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:02,125 she made it pretty impossible to ignore. 1465 00:57:03,625 --> 00:57:07,458 She did it at her 14th birthday party. Like, at the party. 1466 00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:08,750 - Oh wow. - Yeah. 1467 00:57:09,542 --> 00:57:11,875 I think my abuela was gonna puke. 1468 00:57:14,083 --> 00:57:15,667 - Is it hard having a twin? 1469 00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:19,083 - I mean, I love her, 1470 00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:22,917 and we have this really special, cool bond. 1471 00:57:23,542 --> 00:57:25,833 But Gabby's also painfully charming, 1472 00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:28,458 and everyone's obsessed with her. 1473 00:57:31,083 --> 00:57:31,917 [sighs] 1474 00:57:31,917 --> 00:57:34,583 It's just an impossible comparison to live up to, you know. 1475 00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:41,292 That was a lot. I don't know why I told you all that. 1476 00:57:41,292 --> 00:57:42,292 - It wasn't a lot. 1477 00:57:43,208 --> 00:57:44,208 I'm glad you told me. 1478 00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:46,875 - But what about you? 1479 00:57:48,042 --> 00:57:49,958 Is it hard growing up with just your mom? 1480 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:54,333 - Mm, sometimes, but not really. 1481 00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,042 I just love her so much. 1482 00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:01,583 Mm, she's like my best friend. 1483 00:58:01,583 --> 00:58:03,583 - Aw. - Don't tell her that though. 1484 00:58:03,583 --> 00:58:05,167 She wants it too much. 1485 00:58:07,542 --> 00:58:09,667 One day, she just decided she wanted a kid, 1486 00:58:09,667 --> 00:58:13,625 so she got some sperm and she did it herself. 1487 00:58:14,917 --> 00:58:17,292 - That's pretty badass. 1488 00:58:19,458 --> 00:58:21,792 Now I know where you get your confidence from. 1489 00:58:21,792 --> 00:58:23,500 - What are you talking about? 1490 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:28,500 You're the one who has the whole quiet confident thing going on. 1491 00:58:30,167 --> 00:58:31,958 Nobody ever knows what you're thinking, 1492 00:58:33,833 --> 00:58:34,875 including me. 1493 00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:36,167 - Hey. 1494 00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,083 I'm working on it. 1495 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:43,083 ♪ 1496 00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:47,292 ♪ 1497 00:58:47,292 --> 00:58:51,917 ♪ 1498 00:58:51,917 --> 00:58:55,958 ♪ 1499 00:58:55,958 --> 00:58:59,958 ♪ 1500 00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:04,000 ♪ 1501 00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:07,625 - We should-- 1502 00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:10,250 - Yeah, you're right, we should probably get some sleep. 1503 00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:11,917 - Yeah. Yeah. 1504 00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:19,292 - Okay. 1505 00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,333 Good night, Paige. 1506 00:59:36,292 --> 00:59:37,500 - Night, AJ. 1507 00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:40,792 ♪ Girl in Red's Watch You Sleep playing ♪ 1508 00:59:40,792 --> 00:59:41,917 ♪ The morning sun ♪ 1509 00:59:43,167 --> 00:59:45,750 ♪ Shines on your skin ♪ 1510 00:59:47,542 --> 00:59:49,708 ♪ 'Cause your white curtains ♪ 1511 00:59:49,708 --> 00:59:53,042 ♪ They are paper-thin ♪ 1512 00:59:55,083 --> 00:59:56,750 ♪ Windows open ♪ 1513 00:59:57,792 --> 01:00:00,500 ♪ I can feel the breeze ♪ 1514 01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:03,917 ♪ But we're safe here ♪ 1515 01:00:04,958 --> 01:00:07,833 ♪ Under the sheets ♪ 1516 01:00:08,583 --> 01:00:13,000 ♪ I don't ever wanna leave ♪ 1517 01:00:13,542 --> 01:00:16,708 ♪ I'll watch you sleep ♪ 1518 01:00:16,708 --> 01:00:20,292 ♪ And listen to you breathe ♪ 1519 01:00:20,292 --> 01:00:22,292 ♪ Ooh, oh ♪ 1520 01:00:22,958 --> 01:00:26,125 ♪ I don't ever wanna leave ♪ 1521 01:00:26,125 --> 01:00:27,208 [door closes] 1522 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,042 ♪ I'll watch you sleep ♪ 1523 01:00:32,583 --> 01:00:35,458 GABBY: I've asked you nicely. 1524 01:00:35,875 --> 01:00:37,875 All I wanted was some Cheetos. 1525 01:00:38,958 --> 01:00:42,458 Hey, give me my food! 1526 01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:46,417 - Hey. 1527 01:00:46,417 --> 01:00:47,792 - Hey! 1528 01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:49,708 Oh my god, thank god you're here. 1529 01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,875 - Gabby, drunk Gabby. 1530 01:00:53,792 --> 01:00:55,708 - The stupid vending machine won't give me my food. 1531 01:00:58,333 --> 01:00:59,333 - I got you. 1532 01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:00,458 [clears throat] - Wow. 1533 01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:03,458 I'm telling you, listen, 1534 01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:05,458 I've tried this so many times tonight, 1535 01:01:05,458 --> 01:01:06,917 and it has not happened. 1536 01:01:06,917 --> 01:01:08,292 I mean, I don't know-- 1537 01:01:08,292 --> 01:01:09,000 Oh. 1538 01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:11,875 Food! 1539 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:14,708 Thank you. 1540 01:01:14,708 --> 01:01:16,458 It's so crazy. 1541 01:01:16,458 --> 01:01:18,208 - I'm gonna walk you to your room, okay. 1542 01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:20,042 - If you wanna walk me back to my room, Paige, 1543 01:01:20,042 --> 01:01:21,083 then that's what we're gonna do. 1544 01:01:21,792 --> 01:01:23,292 - I'm gonna do that. - Alright. 1545 01:01:24,042 --> 01:01:25,583 Remember, 1546 01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:28,000 remember when I told you that me and Aya broke up? 1547 01:01:28,708 --> 01:01:29,333 - Yeah. 1548 01:01:30,125 --> 01:01:33,333 - Well, it actually turns out that they broke up with me. 1549 01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:37,000 No one knows that though. 1550 01:01:37,583 --> 01:01:39,292 Gabby Campos got dumped. 1551 01:01:39,292 --> 01:01:40,625 Shh. 1552 01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:44,917 - Are you okay? 1553 01:01:46,125 --> 01:01:49,042 - Um, yeah, I am-- 1554 01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:51,958 I'm not. 1555 01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:55,667 You're good at making me feel better though. 1556 01:01:56,792 --> 01:01:59,917 - I can't, I can't, I can't. I'm sorry. 1557 01:01:59,917 --> 01:02:01,458 - Why don't you want to kiss me? 1558 01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:05,250 Why does no one want to kiss me? 1559 01:02:05,250 --> 01:02:08,000 - I'm sorry, I just have a crush on somebody else. 1560 01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:13,208 - Story of my life, am I right? 1561 01:02:13,667 --> 01:02:14,792 [beeping] 1562 01:02:14,792 --> 01:02:16,208 [rattling] 1563 01:02:17,042 --> 01:02:17,833 - Gabby? 1564 01:02:21,167 --> 01:02:23,875 It's a froyo loyalty card. 1565 01:02:25,750 --> 01:02:26,583 - Yeah, 1566 01:02:28,833 --> 01:02:30,458 that it is. 1567 01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:34,250 See ya later, alligator. 1568 01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:36,333 - Good night. 1569 01:02:37,083 --> 01:02:41,250 ♪ 1570 01:02:41,250 --> 01:02:45,250 ♪ 1571 01:02:45,250 --> 01:02:49,250 ♪ 1572 01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:53,250 ♪ 1573 01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:56,042 ♪ 1574 01:02:56,042 --> 01:02:57,458 AJ, are you awake? 1575 01:03:01,042 --> 01:03:03,333 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1576 01:03:03,333 --> 01:03:05,917 ANNOUNCER 1: [on mic] Well, friends, it doesn't get any bigger than this. 1577 01:03:05,917 --> 01:03:09,417 We're here at the historic Central Square Track and Field, 1578 01:03:09,417 --> 01:03:11,500 and we've got a big one today. 1579 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:13,583 And this is the stuff dreams are made of, 1580 01:03:13,583 --> 01:03:16,250 but also nightmares if you're not in the top three. 1581 01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:18,917 - It goes by so fast, like childhood. 1582 01:03:18,917 --> 01:03:20,958 I just hope that everybody takes every moment in 1583 01:03:21,458 --> 01:03:23,042 and makes it special. 1584 01:03:23,042 --> 01:03:25,375 - Now some would say there are no losers here today. 1585 01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:26,333 Is that true? - No. 1586 01:03:26,333 --> 01:03:27,792 - Fantastic. 1587 01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:30,458 - The polls say you're two points behind. 1588 01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:31,583 - Oh yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1589 01:03:31,583 --> 01:03:32,375 -I wouldn't trust the polls, 1590 01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:33,875 especially when they're run by two freshmen 1591 01:03:33,875 --> 01:03:34,750 who have crushes on you. 1592 01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:36,542 - Okay, Todd and Harry did the best they can 1593 01:03:36,542 --> 01:03:37,500 with the resources they have. 1594 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:38,833 - Mm-hmm, yeah? "The best they can?" 1595 01:03:38,833 --> 01:03:40,208 Are they? Are they really? 1596 01:03:40,208 --> 01:03:41,333 - Guys, emergency. 1597 01:03:41,708 --> 01:03:42,875 Have you guys seen AJ? 1598 01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:44,542 I tried to sit next to her on the bus, but then Coach cornered me 1599 01:03:44,542 --> 01:03:45,792 to talk about my mom's food preferences. 1600 01:03:45,792 --> 01:03:46,542 - No, why? 1601 01:03:46,542 --> 01:03:47,917 You have that anxious-sweating 1602 01:03:47,917 --> 01:03:49,333 through-your-clinical-strength deodorant look in your eye. 1603 01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:50,500 - AJ and I kissed last night. 1604 01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:51,667 - Shut up! - What? 1605 01:03:51,667 --> 01:03:53,542 - And then Gabby tried to kiss me, again. 1606 01:03:53,542 --> 01:03:54,583 - Oh my god. - Oh no. 1607 01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:56,458 - And I'm freaking out because AJ thinks 1608 01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:58,250 it was both of our first kisses, but it wasn't. 1609 01:03:58,250 --> 01:04:00,625 My first kiss was with Gabby, and I don't know what to do 1610 01:04:00,625 --> 01:04:02,958 because I actually like AJ. 1611 01:04:02,958 --> 01:04:03,833 - No shit. 1612 01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:04,542 - Dillon, 1613 01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:08,250 our kiss was really real. 1614 01:04:08,792 --> 01:04:10,958 You know what I'm saying? It was really good. 1615 01:04:10,958 --> 01:04:13,042 - Okay, uh, Paige, take, take a deep breath 1616 01:04:13,042 --> 01:04:14,958 'cause you can't have an orgasm on the field. 1617 01:04:14,958 --> 01:04:16,417 - I just don't know what to do. 1618 01:04:16,417 --> 01:04:18,000 I don't want her to think that it didn't matter. 1619 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,625 And I don't want her think that I like her sister, I don't. 1620 01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:21,917 I don't want her to hate me. 1621 01:04:21,917 --> 01:04:24,792 We were talking all night, and I really don't want her to hate me. 1622 01:04:26,042 --> 01:04:28,167 ANNOUNCER 1: [over speaker] Four by 100 relay teams, 1623 01:04:28,167 --> 01:04:29,667 please report to the starting line! 1624 01:04:29,667 --> 01:04:30,750 - What am I gonna do? 1625 01:04:30,750 --> 01:04:33,375 - Um, okay, well, first of all, 1626 01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:35,167 you're gonna run the race 1627 01:04:35,167 --> 01:04:37,042 and hopefully you won't trip and fall, 1628 01:04:37,042 --> 01:04:38,917 and then we can figure out what to say to AJ. 1629 01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:41,542 - I feel like I'm gonna shit my pants like that marathon runner did. 1630 01:04:41,542 --> 01:04:42,458 - Shit your pants? 1631 01:04:42,458 --> 01:04:43,750 Please shit your pants, that would be hilarious. 1632 01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:46,125 - No, please don't shit your pants. It's gonna slow us down. 1633 01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:47,792 - True, maybe don't shit your pants. 1634 01:04:47,792 --> 01:04:49,292 - And that's it for the javelin. 1635 01:04:49,292 --> 01:04:51,208 We're getting that young athlete carted off the field. 1636 01:04:51,208 --> 01:04:52,208 I'm sure they'll be okay. 1637 01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:55,167 They're doing amazing things now with blood platelet therapy. 1638 01:04:55,167 --> 01:04:57,708 And now we're on to the big one, 1639 01:04:57,708 --> 01:04:59,375 the granddaddy of them all, 1640 01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:01,375 the fastest 50 seconds in sport, 1641 01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:03,583 the four by 100 meter relay. 1642 01:05:03,583 --> 01:05:06,500 [over speakers] Trigger warning, there will be a gunshot to start, 1643 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:07,250 but it's fake. 1644 01:05:08,375 --> 01:05:09,708 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1645 01:05:09,708 --> 01:05:11,167 ANNOUNCER 1: Runners, take your mark. 1646 01:05:11,167 --> 01:05:14,625 ♪ Tell me that I'm yummy when I'm driving in your car ♪ 1647 01:05:14,625 --> 01:05:18,083 ♪ T-t-tell me that you love me when we cruise the boulevard ♪ 1648 01:05:18,083 --> 01:05:20,417 ♪ Baby, tell me that you like my style ♪ 1649 01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:21,792 ♪ Make you moan real loud ♪ 1650 01:05:21,792 --> 01:05:22,958 ♪ Yeah, yeah, you're my queen ♪ 1651 01:05:22,958 --> 01:05:25,875 ♪ But daddy be-be wearing the crown, uh ♪ 1652 01:05:25,875 --> 01:05:27,292 ♪ We sit at the king's table ♪ 1653 01:05:27,667 --> 01:05:29,167 ♪ The courts we assembled are disabled ♪ 1654 01:05:29,667 --> 01:05:31,875 - How would you approach a baton handoff? 1655 01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:32,833 - I'd go like this. 1656 01:05:33,667 --> 01:05:35,167 Okay, ready? Grab. 1657 01:05:35,667 --> 01:05:36,542 So I don't look. 1658 01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:38,417 I'll do it again. - Ah, incredible. 1659 01:05:39,125 --> 01:05:40,833 Incredible. And our hands did not touch. 1660 01:05:40,833 --> 01:05:42,042 - Oh, but you have to do it backwards. 1661 01:05:42,042 --> 01:05:43,750 Just picture this, but backwards. - Okay. 1662 01:05:43,750 --> 01:05:46,667 [crowd cheering] 1663 01:05:48,417 --> 01:05:49,375 ANNOUNCER 1: On your mark! 1664 01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:52,375 Get set. 1665 01:05:53,667 --> 01:05:54,583 [gunshot] 1666 01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:58,792 [crowd cheering] 1667 01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:03,583 GIRL: Go, Gabby! 1668 01:06:05,250 --> 01:06:06,083 Go, go, go! 1669 01:06:09,125 --> 01:06:11,500 - Here we are with the second leg of the race 1670 01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:13,917 and for Miller High, this is Gabriela Campos. 1671 01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:15,375 She's one of the captains. 1672 01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:17,250 - Look at 'em go, wow. 1673 01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:20,542 She's really, she's just, she's just doing a lot of this. 1674 01:06:20,542 --> 01:06:21,333 - She's doing tons of this. 1675 01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:24,708 This is gonna be a crucial handoff here to newcomer Paige Evans. 1676 01:06:24,708 --> 01:06:26,833 And they get it done! And now Paige Evans is off. 1677 01:06:26,833 --> 01:06:28,250 ♪ Oh, I don't wanna let it go ♪ 1678 01:06:28,250 --> 01:06:30,125 ♪ Kick, kick, kick it on the floor ♪ 1679 01:06:30,125 --> 01:06:32,292 ♪ Pick it up and do some more, more ♪ 1680 01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:35,458 ♪ Oh, yeah, we're never gonna stop ♪ 1681 01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:37,417 ♪ Find the rhythm, make it pop ♪ 1682 01:06:37,417 --> 01:06:39,833 ♪ Oh, oh, oh oh ♪ 1683 01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:42,167 ♪ Monetary things might gleam, but the sun makes the beams ♪ 1684 01:06:42,167 --> 01:06:44,000 ♪ And we are human beings and yeah, that's an animal ♪ 1685 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000 ♪ Lion on the plain but call us the cannibal ♪ 1686 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,042 ♪ And it's terrible ♪ 1687 01:06:47,042 --> 01:06:49,667 ♪ How we let ourselves get played on like an Atari ♪ 1688 01:06:49,667 --> 01:06:52,583 ♪ I'm not sorry 'cause my heart beats for tomorrow's love ♪ 1689 01:06:52,583 --> 01:06:53,833 ♪ Not, not tomorrow's blood ♪ 1690 01:06:53,833 --> 01:06:56,500 ANNOUNCER 1: Now look at Miller High, they are neck and neck. 1691 01:06:56,500 --> 01:07:00,708 An absolute surprise. Oh, the humanity of it all. 1692 01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:02,875 Incredible. Linklater close behind. 1693 01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:04,167 Now ahead, going in the lead. 1694 01:07:04,167 --> 01:07:05,708 Miller High-- 1695 01:07:06,792 --> 01:07:09,625 Miller High second place! 1696 01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:12,125 [group cheering] 1697 01:07:12,125 --> 01:07:13,583 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1698 01:07:13,583 --> 01:07:17,375 ♪ 1699 01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:19,875 ♪ 1700 01:07:19,875 --> 01:07:23,875 ♪ 1701 01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:25,542 - Second place! 1702 01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:28,375 - Hey, can I talk to you about last night? 1703 01:07:29,667 --> 01:07:30,708 - What about last night? 1704 01:07:31,417 --> 01:07:32,292 What happened last night? 1705 01:07:32,292 --> 01:07:34,417 - My drunk ass tried to kiss Paige. 1706 01:07:34,792 --> 01:07:36,875 I'm sorry, I should have asked 1707 01:07:36,875 --> 01:07:38,833 and not just assumed because we kissed before, 1708 01:07:38,833 --> 01:07:41,667 but honestly I should probably apologize for that kiss too. 1709 01:07:41,667 --> 01:07:43,208 I clearly don't deal with breakups well. 1710 01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:47,250 - You all know about this? 1711 01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:48,292 - It's really not what-- 1712 01:07:48,292 --> 01:07:49,042 - No, it's fine. 1713 01:07:49,042 --> 01:07:50,042 You don't have to explain yourself. 1714 01:07:50,042 --> 01:07:51,542 - AJ, can we please talk? 1715 01:07:51,542 --> 01:07:53,125 - No, it's fine. 1716 01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:54,875 It was just a kiss, right? 1717 01:07:56,667 --> 01:07:58,292 And actually, I should be apologizing to you. 1718 01:08:00,292 --> 01:08:02,208 I'm KingPun, so we're even. 1719 01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:03,458 - What? - Oh shit. 1720 01:08:04,417 --> 01:08:05,458 - You guys like each other? 1721 01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:08,000 - Gab, really, keep up please. 1722 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,708 - [sighs] Shit. 1723 01:08:09,708 --> 01:08:11,083 AJ, wait! 1724 01:08:12,042 --> 01:08:13,958 - No, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige. 1725 01:08:14,417 --> 01:08:15,708 Give them a moment, okay. 1726 01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:17,167 It's okay. 1727 01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:18,750 It's okay. It's okay. 1728 01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:23,625 ♪ 1729 01:08:23,625 --> 01:08:24,625 - AJ, wait. 1730 01:08:24,625 --> 01:08:25,917 - Leave me alone, Gabby. 1731 01:08:25,917 --> 01:08:26,958 - Wait. 1732 01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:28,792 I didn't know you liked her, okay. 1733 01:08:28,792 --> 01:08:30,167 I never would've kissed her if I did. 1734 01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:32,542 - Yeah, I know, but this always happens. 1735 01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:34,625 Every time I try to make new friends 1736 01:08:34,625 --> 01:08:35,875 or just do my own thing, 1737 01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:37,792 people always think of you first. 1738 01:08:37,792 --> 01:08:38,875 - I'm sorry. 1739 01:08:38,875 --> 01:08:41,583 - God, I was so stupid for thinking this time was different. 1740 01:08:41,583 --> 01:08:42,917 - AJ, you're not stupid. 1741 01:08:43,333 --> 01:08:45,042 Paige isn't even into me. 1742 01:08:45,042 --> 01:08:46,750 She said she likes someone else, I'm guessing you. 1743 01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:49,125 - She never told me that. 1744 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,583 - Just like you didn't tell me you were KingPun. 1745 01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:53,417 I mean, what is going on with you? Why wouldn't you tell me that? 1746 01:08:53,417 --> 01:08:55,917 - Because Mom and Dad would kill me if they found out I was spending time 1747 01:08:55,917 --> 01:08:58,000 on literally anything other than school or track, 1748 01:08:58,417 --> 01:09:00,000 let alone defacing the school. 1749 01:09:00,458 --> 01:09:02,542 - But it's me, AJ. 1750 01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:04,208 - I know. 1751 01:09:06,042 --> 01:09:10,292 But everything I do is always overshadowed by you, Gabs. 1752 01:09:11,875 --> 01:09:13,250 I needed something that was mine. 1753 01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:15,708 - How am I supposed to help you if you don't tell me anything? 1754 01:09:15,708 --> 01:09:18,417 - Help me with what, Mom and Dad? 1755 01:09:18,417 --> 01:09:20,417 - They're hard on me too, you know. 1756 01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:21,917 - Oh, now this is about you, great. 1757 01:09:21,917 --> 01:09:22,833 - I'm sorry. 1758 01:09:23,917 --> 01:09:25,042 I didn't mean it. 1759 01:09:25,458 --> 01:09:26,917 - Listen, I will be fine. 1760 01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:30,125 Just let second place feel like last today, okay. 1761 01:09:34,167 --> 01:09:35,000 ANGIE: Wow, 1762 01:09:35,625 --> 01:09:37,708 AJ is KingPun. 1763 01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:39,208 - Mm-hmm. - Mm. 1764 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,542 I did not see that coming. 1765 01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:43,208 - Neither did I. 1766 01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:47,292 Thank you for getting me my favorite, by the way. 1767 01:09:47,292 --> 01:09:48,458 - You're welcome. 1768 01:09:48,458 --> 01:09:51,292 I mean, I got it for both of us, so I-- well, okay. 1769 01:09:52,917 --> 01:09:54,542 Um, 1770 01:09:55,250 --> 01:09:57,917 so, I hate to bring this up, 1771 01:09:57,917 --> 01:10:00,708 but it's almost the end of the semester 1772 01:10:00,708 --> 01:10:02,917 and I was kind of a-wonderin' 1773 01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:08,000 what you were planning to do about the whole suspension thing. 1774 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,667 - Mm, I have no clue. 1775 01:10:09,667 --> 01:10:10,750 - Mm-hmm. 1776 01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:14,708 - I don't want to give AJ away because her dad would be really upset, 1777 01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:17,750 but I also don't want to ruin this whole CalArts thing. 1778 01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:19,292 - Yeah, I get it. 1779 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,875 - Everything is falling apart. 1780 01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:24,917 She won't speak to me. 1781 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:27,792 She ignored me the whole time on the bus, 1782 01:10:27,792 --> 01:10:29,750 and she doesn't answer any of my texts. 1783 01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:33,417 So... how am I supposed to draw my happiest moment 1784 01:10:33,417 --> 01:10:35,292 when I'm the most depressed I've ever been? 1785 01:10:36,292 --> 01:10:38,167 - Well, stop wondering 1786 01:10:38,167 --> 01:10:40,458 how you could have done things differently, you know. 1787 01:10:40,458 --> 01:10:43,708 I mean, sometimes you just have to let your feelings guide you. 1788 01:10:43,708 --> 01:10:45,083 That's all you can really do. 1789 01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:48,250 And then sometimes your head and your heart 1790 01:10:49,167 --> 01:10:51,167 end up duking it out. 1791 01:10:51,167 --> 01:10:54,792 - Well, those two things aren't really working right now, are they? 1792 01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:57,458 - She's gonna come around. You've just got to give her some time. 1793 01:10:57,458 --> 01:10:59,042 That's the way this works. 1794 01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:02,125 - You didn't see the look on her face, Mom. 1795 01:11:02,125 --> 01:11:04,583 - I know. I didn't, but 1796 01:11:06,083 --> 01:11:07,458 I've been AJ. 1797 01:11:07,458 --> 01:11:08,167 Okay. 1798 01:11:09,458 --> 01:11:12,042 I've been you, I've been Gabby. 1799 01:11:12,042 --> 01:11:13,042 You break hearts, 1800 01:11:13,042 --> 01:11:16,167 you get your heart broken, and everything in between. 1801 01:11:16,167 --> 01:11:17,208 That's just how it works. 1802 01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:22,333 Be cool. And I think eventually AJ will hear what you're saying. 1803 01:11:23,292 --> 01:11:24,875 - Having feelings is evil. 1804 01:11:25,167 --> 01:11:26,583 - It's the worst. 1805 01:11:27,708 --> 01:11:29,375 No feelings would be better, 1806 01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:31,417 but that's just not the way it is. 1807 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,833 I do have one more really important question though. 1808 01:11:34,833 --> 01:11:36,000 - What's up? 1809 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,083 - How does Coach Murray look? 1810 01:11:38,083 --> 01:11:40,417 - Oh. - Like, seriously, level with me. 1811 01:11:40,417 --> 01:11:43,625 Tell me everything. I want all the details. 1812 01:11:44,375 --> 01:11:46,458 DILLON: What do you mean you think only five people are gonna vote? 1813 01:11:47,417 --> 01:11:49,000 STACEY: Hi, Gabby. 1814 01:11:50,417 --> 01:11:52,000 BOY: Huh. I'm telling you-- 1815 01:11:52,875 --> 01:11:54,625 ♪ McClenny & St. Panther's Kerosene playing ♪ 1816 01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:56,167 ♪ Got no ♪ 1817 01:11:57,375 --> 01:12:01,125 ♪ Nowhere else to hide in the deep ♪ 1818 01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:07,167 ♪ Got no ♪ 1819 01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:12,417 ♪ No one else to find for the scheme ♪ 1820 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:22,917 ♪ Nothing, nothing, nothing ♪ 1821 01:12:23,333 --> 01:12:27,167 ♪ Nothing that rise won't fall ♪ 1822 01:12:29,167 --> 01:12:30,000 - Jesus. 1823 01:12:31,042 --> 01:12:32,833 ♪ But you led us to it ♪ 1824 01:12:33,250 --> 01:12:34,875 ♪ Take a seat ♪ 1825 01:12:34,875 --> 01:12:35,833 ♪ Hey ♪ 1826 01:12:35,833 --> 01:12:37,542 ♪ For the team ♪ 1827 01:12:37,542 --> 01:12:38,500 ♪ Hey ♪ 1828 01:12:39,958 --> 01:12:42,083 ♪ It's all numbing us ♪ 1829 01:12:42,083 --> 01:12:44,333 ♪ But only you were caught moving ♪ 1830 01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:46,125 ♪ Kerosene ♪ 1831 01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:47,125 [toilet flushing] 1832 01:12:47,125 --> 01:12:48,542 ♪ Kerosene ♪ 1833 01:12:50,417 --> 01:12:52,667 ♪ 1834 01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:56,500 ♪ 1835 01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:59,333 ♪ 1836 01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:01,833 ♪ 1837 01:13:01,833 --> 01:13:02,625 ♪ Got your ♪ 1838 01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:08,458 ♪ Hands into the fire by the greed ♪ 1839 01:13:13,042 --> 01:13:17,917 ♪ Got nobody to deny ♪ 1840 01:13:17,917 --> 01:13:19,375 ♪ What they seen ♪ 1841 01:13:25,125 --> 01:13:30,208 ♪ Nothing, nothing, nothing ♪ 1842 01:13:30,542 --> 01:13:34,208 ♪ Nothing that rise won't fall ♪ 1843 01:13:35,542 --> 01:13:37,833 ♪ It's on all of us ♪ 1844 01:13:38,250 --> 01:13:40,333 ♪ But you led us to it ♪ 1845 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:41,750 ♪ Take a seat ♪ 1846 01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:43,042 ♪ Hey ♪ 1847 01:13:43,042 --> 01:13:44,875 ♪ For the team ♪ 1848 01:13:44,875 --> 01:13:45,583 ♪ Hey ♪ 1849 01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:48,042 ♪ Now we don't know how to behave ♪ 1850 01:13:48,042 --> 01:13:49,458 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1851 01:13:50,458 --> 01:13:53,500 ♪ Had my fingers up, screaming, fuck what you say ♪ 1852 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,250 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1853 01:13:56,125 --> 01:13:59,208 ♪ Start the hold world over, Earth replay ♪ 1854 01:13:59,750 --> 01:14:00,833 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1855 01:14:01,583 --> 01:14:05,042 ♪ Tossing, turning every night, I wanna feel safe ♪ 1856 01:14:05,042 --> 01:14:06,458 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1857 01:14:07,250 --> 01:14:09,375 ♪ In a room full of kerosene ♪ 1858 01:14:09,375 --> 01:14:11,292 ♪ It's on all of us ♪ 1859 01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:13,917 ♪ But you led us to it ♪ 1860 01:14:13,917 --> 01:14:15,542 ♪ Take a seat ♪ 1861 01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:18,375 ♪ For the team ♪ 1862 01:14:20,667 --> 01:14:22,667 ♪ It's on all of us ♪ 1863 01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:25,208 ♪ But you led us to it ♪ 1864 01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:26,958 ♪ Take a seat ♪ 1865 01:14:26,958 --> 01:14:28,000 ♪ Hey ♪ 1866 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,750 ♪ For the team ♪ 1867 01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:30,833 ♪ Hey ♪ 1868 01:14:31,833 --> 01:14:33,750 ♪ It's all numbing us ♪ 1869 01:14:34,833 --> 01:14:36,250 GIRL: Just drop it in your class box. 1870 01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:37,792 - Thank you. GIRL: Yep, you got it. 1871 01:14:40,542 --> 01:14:42,333 [indiscernible chatter] 1872 01:14:44,458 --> 01:14:45,375 [sighs] 1873 01:14:48,542 --> 01:14:50,917 - [whispering] I'm sorry, I just, I really need to-- 1874 01:14:50,917 --> 01:14:52,000 I know this is rude. 1875 01:14:52,625 --> 01:14:53,750 Um, 1876 01:14:55,042 --> 01:14:56,042 [clears throat] 1877 01:14:56,542 --> 01:14:59,083 Sorry, I, I dropped something up there, 1878 01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:00,500 so I have to go ahead of you. 1879 01:15:02,292 --> 01:15:03,583 Sorry, I'm gonna... 1880 01:15:04,625 --> 01:15:05,958 Hi. - What are you doing? 1881 01:15:05,958 --> 01:15:08,042 - Are you just going to ignore me forever? 1882 01:15:08,042 --> 01:15:09,292 - It's been three days. 1883 01:15:09,292 --> 01:15:12,167 - Well, each one of them has felt like daylight savings. 1884 01:15:12,833 --> 01:15:14,500 - That would make them an hour shorter. 1885 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:17,333 - Well, I told you, I don't know the metric system. 1886 01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:19,292 - I know you were forced to hang out with me on track, 1887 01:15:19,292 --> 01:15:20,875 but then you used me to get to my sister, 1888 01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:23,542 to hide from Chantal, and to figure out who KingPun was. 1889 01:15:23,542 --> 01:15:24,917 - Which you could have told me about by the way. 1890 01:15:24,917 --> 01:15:26,167 - Oh, because you were so honest? 1891 01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:28,792 - Okay, I deserved that. 1892 01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:31,292 It's not like you told the truth though, either. 1893 01:15:31,292 --> 01:15:32,458 - Well, I wanted to tell you. 1894 01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:35,208 - You know, there are other places you can go to make out, right? 1895 01:15:35,208 --> 01:15:36,792 - That's really not what we're doing. 1896 01:15:37,625 --> 01:15:40,167 I wanted to tell you about KingPun, that I was KingPun. 1897 01:15:40,958 --> 01:15:42,333 I wanted to tell you how I felt, 1898 01:15:43,292 --> 01:15:44,750 how I think about you all the time. 1899 01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:46,667 How when you look at me, 1900 01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:49,083 I feel like my heart is literally beating in my ears. 1901 01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:50,250 And when you get flustered, I get flustered 1902 01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:52,458 'cause I think it's the stupidest, cutest thing I've ever seen. 1903 01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:55,833 But maybe this is why I didn't tell you, 1904 01:15:56,417 --> 01:15:58,167 because I knew it was too good to be true. 1905 01:15:59,333 --> 01:16:01,708 You don't get to choose who you fall for. Believe me, I get it. 1906 01:16:01,708 --> 01:16:04,250 - AJ, look at me. 1907 01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:06,667 I like you. 1908 01:16:07,792 --> 01:16:08,875 - I don't want to be runner-up. 1909 01:16:15,917 --> 01:16:17,500 DILLON: Why does the vote for Dillon hashtag 1910 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:19,167 only have two posts, and they're both from me? 1911 01:16:19,167 --> 01:16:21,167 - She hasn't posted in 12 hours, is that weird? 1912 01:16:21,167 --> 01:16:22,208 That feels really weird. 1913 01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:23,875 - Uh, do you care because it's KingPun, 1914 01:16:23,875 --> 01:16:25,750 or do you care because it's AJ and it's driving you nuts 1915 01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:26,875 not knowing what she's thinking? 1916 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,917 - I'm not answering that. 1917 01:16:29,542 --> 01:16:32,208 Listen, I just know how much trouble AJ will be in if I tell on her. 1918 01:16:32,208 --> 01:16:33,458 I don't know what to do. 1919 01:16:34,083 --> 01:16:35,375 - Fleeing is always an option. 1920 01:16:35,833 --> 01:16:37,667 - You're gonna be a great president, Stacey. 1921 01:16:38,208 --> 01:16:39,250 - Thank you. 1922 01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:41,708 - Wait, you didn't vote for me? 1923 01:16:42,250 --> 01:16:44,083 GABBY: Here are me and AJ's uniforms. 1924 01:16:44,083 --> 01:16:45,875 - Thank you, Gabby. Just put it in there. 1925 01:16:47,292 --> 01:16:49,875 - Hey, this had hot Cheetos dust on it when I got it. 1926 01:16:49,875 --> 01:16:50,667 Really weird. 1927 01:16:53,708 --> 01:16:54,750 - Oh, Paige. 1928 01:16:55,292 --> 01:16:58,000 Principal Collins would like to see you in her office. 1929 01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,083 - I know. 1930 01:16:59,083 --> 01:17:00,500 - And, um, 1931 01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:05,417 tell your mom I said... hi. 1932 01:17:05,417 --> 01:17:06,417 - I will not. 1933 01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:12,958 Okay, let's just get this over with. 1934 01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:16,292 I'm KingPun. There, I said it, okay. 1935 01:17:16,292 --> 01:17:18,667 I accept whatever consequences you determine for me, 1936 01:17:18,667 --> 01:17:19,875 and I'll face them. 1937 01:17:19,875 --> 01:17:21,708 - Wait, let me get this straight. 1938 01:17:21,708 --> 01:17:23,250 You are also KingPun? 1939 01:17:23,250 --> 01:17:24,083 - Yes. 1940 01:17:24,083 --> 01:17:26,458 - Okay, I'm KingPun, we're all KingPun. 1941 01:17:26,458 --> 01:17:27,750 In fact, I'm QueenPun. 1942 01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:29,542 - Huh? - Is it root vegetable season? 1943 01:17:29,542 --> 01:17:31,375 Because it's turn up time, see? 1944 01:17:31,375 --> 01:17:33,625 - No, I-I'm KingPun. 1945 01:17:33,625 --> 01:17:35,083 - We know you're not KingPun, okay. 1946 01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:36,583 AJ Campos came in about an hour ago, 1947 01:17:36,583 --> 01:17:38,167 and she confessed to everything. - Wait, what? 1948 01:17:38,167 --> 01:17:39,708 - Do you want to get suspended too? 1949 01:17:39,708 --> 01:17:42,625 I'm just curious, 'cause it feels like you wanna get suspended. 1950 01:17:42,625 --> 01:17:44,708 And I don't know about you, but I'm not trying to do double the paperwork. 1951 01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:45,792 I got things to do. 1952 01:17:45,792 --> 01:17:47,167 - Wait, suspension? 1953 01:17:47,167 --> 01:17:48,708 You, you suspended her? 1954 01:17:48,708 --> 01:17:50,375 - Yes, I suspended her. 1955 01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:52,333 She came in and gave me all the evidence I needed, 1956 01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:54,375 and she's allowed back into school next semester. 1957 01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:55,917 - Next semester? 1958 01:17:55,917 --> 01:17:57,958 - Do you understand how space and time works? 1959 01:17:57,958 --> 01:18:00,208 Oh god, this semester ends this week. 1960 01:18:00,583 --> 01:18:01,542 Why are you still here? 1961 01:18:01,542 --> 01:18:03,042 I have things to do, 1962 01:18:03,042 --> 01:18:04,917 wenches to boss 1963 01:18:04,917 --> 01:18:06,458 and turkey legs to motorboat 1964 01:18:06,792 --> 01:18:07,875 and history to write. 1965 01:18:07,875 --> 01:18:09,375 - Okay, I'll leave. 1966 01:18:09,375 --> 01:18:11,417 - Well, do you wanna help me with the corset? 1967 01:18:11,417 --> 01:18:12,250 'Cause it's, 1968 01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:16,833 it is like a whole panic room on my back. 1969 01:18:16,833 --> 01:18:19,708 [students chattering] 1970 01:18:19,708 --> 01:18:22,708 ♪ soft music playing ♪ 1971 01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:25,625 ♪ 1972 01:18:25,625 --> 01:18:28,708 ♪ 1973 01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:32,208 - Like, I want to win, but I just, like, I don't want to see you lose. 1974 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,000 - I'm gonna win, babe. - I don't know if you are. 1975 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:34,875 - I think I will. 1976 01:18:34,875 --> 01:18:35,625 - Oh yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1977 01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:36,958 - You think you will win? - I know I'm gonna win. 1978 01:18:36,958 --> 01:18:37,792 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1979 01:18:37,792 --> 01:18:39,375 - Tell me again. - I'm gonna win. 1980 01:18:39,375 --> 01:18:40,458 - I'm gonna fucking win. 1981 01:18:41,458 --> 01:18:42,458 - I need your help. 1982 01:18:42,458 --> 01:18:43,542 Stacey, I need you to call Gabby. 1983 01:18:43,917 --> 01:18:44,833 - Ugh. 1984 01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:46,625 - Are you serious? 1985 01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:48,083 She's relapsing. 1986 01:18:48,083 --> 01:18:49,167 - It's the opposite actually. 1987 01:18:49,167 --> 01:18:50,375 I'll fill you guys in while we work. 1988 01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:51,125 We should go. 1989 01:18:52,167 --> 01:18:53,333 STACEY: Work on what? 1990 01:18:53,875 --> 01:18:55,125 Paige! - Paige. 1991 01:18:55,125 --> 01:18:58,250 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1992 01:18:58,250 --> 01:19:02,250 ♪ 1993 01:19:02,250 --> 01:19:05,750 ♪ 1994 01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:09,208 ♪ 1995 01:19:09,208 --> 01:19:11,458 ♪ 1996 01:19:11,458 --> 01:19:12,458 AJ: What are we doing? 1997 01:19:12,458 --> 01:19:13,583 You know I can't be here right now. 1998 01:19:13,583 --> 01:19:14,708 GABBY: This won't take long. 1999 01:19:16,417 --> 01:19:18,500 AJ: Jesus Christ! 2000 01:19:18,792 --> 01:19:19,792 What the hell are you doing? 2001 01:19:19,792 --> 01:19:20,792 Put that away! 2002 01:19:23,625 --> 01:19:24,667 Gabs, stop! 2003 01:19:26,542 --> 01:19:28,208 Are you just trying to get me expelled at this point? 2004 01:19:28,917 --> 01:19:30,500 - Listen, I know you're still upset. 2005 01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:31,875 - Yeah, more so now. 2006 01:19:31,875 --> 01:19:33,458 - But I will always have your back, okay. 2007 01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:34,875 If you're going down, I'm going down with you. 2008 01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:36,917 - Okay, yeah, I appreciate the gesture, 2009 01:19:36,917 --> 01:19:38,333 but this is not gonna help me at all. 2010 01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:40,958 In fact, I think it's gonna get me in more trouble. 2011 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:43,167 Also, what the hell is it? 2012 01:19:45,167 --> 01:19:46,333 - Isn't it obvious? 2013 01:19:46,333 --> 01:19:49,250 - No, I feel like I'm playing Pictionary with an infant. 2014 01:19:49,917 --> 01:19:51,167 - It's supposed to be an arrow. 2015 01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:52,875 You were supposed to follow it. 2016 01:19:53,417 --> 01:19:54,208 - What? 2017 01:19:54,667 --> 01:19:57,750 - Listen, I love you, okay, even when we fight. 2018 01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:01,792 And you're a fucking incredible artist and an amazing person. 2019 01:20:01,792 --> 01:20:03,333 You deserve to win, AJ. 2020 01:20:04,083 --> 01:20:05,708 - Alright, I do appreciate that. 2021 01:20:05,708 --> 01:20:07,875 - So please, follow my shitty arrow. 2022 01:20:07,875 --> 01:20:10,375 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 2023 01:20:10,375 --> 01:20:12,500 ♪ 2024 01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:15,417 ♪ 2025 01:20:15,417 --> 01:20:18,042 ♪ 2026 01:20:18,042 --> 01:20:21,000 ♪ When we met I worried that ♪ 2027 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:24,583 ♪ You and me spark too easy ♪ 2028 01:20:29,167 --> 01:20:31,750 ♪ Dig me in with your grief ♪ 2029 01:20:31,750 --> 01:20:35,042 ♪ We grew into something heavy ♪ 2030 01:20:39,667 --> 01:20:42,667 ♪ It's been a while, we lost touch ♪ 2031 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:45,458 ♪ I feel like a stranger ♪ 2032 01:20:45,458 --> 01:20:47,750 ♪ I ran out on your love ♪ 2033 01:20:48,417 --> 01:20:50,792 ♪ I'm hoping you don't blame me ♪ 2034 01:20:50,792 --> 01:20:54,583 ♪ I change like the seasons ♪ 2035 01:20:56,292 --> 01:20:58,000 COLLINS: Good afternoon, everybody. 2036 01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:01,083 Uh, just a quick reminder, there's about 50 spots open 2037 01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:02,833 for the Annual Renaissance Fair. 2038 01:21:02,833 --> 01:21:04,333 So if you'd like to sign up, 2039 01:21:04,333 --> 01:21:06,958 you could still do that in my office. 2040 01:21:06,958 --> 01:21:09,625 Moving on to the real reason we're here today, 2041 01:21:09,625 --> 01:21:10,750 the election results. 2042 01:21:11,208 --> 01:21:14,375 And a quick thank you to your peers here on stage 2043 01:21:14,375 --> 01:21:17,250 who have worked so hard to earn your vote 2044 01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:20,250 to become the next student body president. 2045 01:21:20,250 --> 01:21:22,917 And out of the two, I have no idea who it could be. 2046 01:21:22,917 --> 01:21:24,875 It's such a close race 2047 01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:27,417 between the both of them. 2048 01:21:28,167 --> 01:21:29,458 Without further ado, 2049 01:21:29,792 --> 01:21:31,542 your next president is 2050 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,125 Stacey Clark! 2051 01:21:34,125 --> 01:21:36,417 [crowd cheering] 2052 01:21:36,417 --> 01:21:37,833 - Madam President. 2053 01:21:37,833 --> 01:21:38,667 - First Gentleman. 2054 01:21:38,667 --> 01:21:39,583 [indiscernible] 2055 01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:41,708 [crowd cheering] 2056 01:21:41,708 --> 01:21:43,042 - Go, Stacey! 2057 01:21:43,042 --> 01:21:46,000 [whooping] 2058 01:21:47,625 --> 01:21:51,750 - I am so honored to be your new student body president. 2059 01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:52,958 As many of you may know, 2060 01:21:52,958 --> 01:21:55,250 I've worked tirelessly to make this dream happen. 2061 01:21:55,250 --> 01:21:57,083 And I wanna give a huge shout-out 2062 01:21:57,083 --> 01:21:58,542 to everybody who's helped me along the way. 2063 01:21:59,292 --> 01:22:00,833 I'm looking at you, Todd and Henry. 2064 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:02,875 BOTH: Yeah! 2065 01:22:02,875 --> 01:22:04,458 - As promised on my campaign trail, 2066 01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:07,583 I will be completely transparent about all my policies. 2067 01:22:07,958 --> 01:22:10,125 I also will be challenging the administration 2068 01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:11,958 on any issues I believe merit push back. 2069 01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:13,375 - Here we go. 2070 01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:16,042 - In fact, I'd like to serve right now 2071 01:22:16,042 --> 01:22:19,500 by introducing you guys to my very first project, 2072 01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:21,375 the beautification initiative. 2073 01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:24,208 It's about time we took a page out of KingPun's book 2074 01:22:24,208 --> 01:22:27,708 and filled these school walls with color and life. 2075 01:22:28,417 --> 01:22:31,708 It's time we reinvested in art, no matter what the administration says. 2076 01:22:32,083 --> 01:22:33,417 - I voted for you, bitch. 2077 01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:36,208 - Therefore, to launch this initiative, 2078 01:22:36,208 --> 01:22:38,792 I'd like to welcome a beautiful artist to the stage. 2079 01:22:39,458 --> 01:22:40,417 Paige Evans! 2080 01:22:40,417 --> 01:22:42,792 [students murmuring] 2081 01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:44,250 [Dillon applauds] 2082 01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:45,667 - Woo! 2083 01:22:45,667 --> 01:22:47,750 You look like a serial killer, change your eyes. 2084 01:22:47,750 --> 01:22:49,083 - What is she doing? 2085 01:22:49,083 --> 01:22:50,333 - Just wait. 2086 01:22:50,333 --> 01:22:53,208 - I can't believe I've become an accomplice to this. 2087 01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:56,000 - You're gonna be surprised by a lot of the things 2088 01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:57,083 you do with me. 2089 01:22:57,958 --> 01:23:01,083 I'm mostly talking about sex stuff, just so you know. 2090 01:23:03,667 --> 01:23:04,708 - Hello. 2091 01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:08,958 My name is Paige Evans. 2092 01:23:08,958 --> 01:23:10,625 - Yeah, yeah, Paige! 2093 01:23:14,083 --> 01:23:18,292 - Some of you guys may recognize me from that party I attended once. 2094 01:23:19,792 --> 01:23:20,875 GIRL: Jesus! 2095 01:23:20,875 --> 01:23:23,208 [Paige clears throat] - This is terrible. 2096 01:23:24,375 --> 01:23:25,458 Good job. 2097 01:23:27,792 --> 01:23:29,542 - Like KingPun, 2098 01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:32,250 um, I too am also an artist. 2099 01:23:33,958 --> 01:23:37,667 And I believe that art is supposed to make you feel something. 2100 01:23:38,875 --> 01:23:41,542 KingPun isn't vandalizing school property. 2101 01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:45,708 Actually breathing life into this place. 2102 01:23:46,458 --> 01:23:50,667 Have you ever walked into school and had a bad night 2103 01:23:50,667 --> 01:23:54,500 or had a breakup and saw a mural 2104 01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:56,708 and laughed or smiled? 2105 01:23:57,208 --> 01:23:58,417 [scattered applause] 2106 01:23:58,417 --> 01:24:01,708 Yes. So exactly. 2107 01:24:03,417 --> 01:24:07,375 I don't, I don't think that KingPun has to be punished for that. 2108 01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:08,958 [applause] BOY: Yeah. 2109 01:24:08,958 --> 01:24:12,333 - And as your new class president, I agree. 2110 01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:14,542 [audience cheers] BOY: Yeah! 2111 01:24:14,542 --> 01:24:17,042 - Great, it's a coup. 2112 01:24:17,667 --> 01:24:18,875 - Go. - What? 2113 01:24:18,875 --> 01:24:20,250 Please, please, please. 2114 01:24:22,417 --> 01:24:23,708 - Hi. 2115 01:24:24,083 --> 01:24:24,958 - Hi. 2116 01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:26,958 - So AJ is KingPun? 2117 01:24:28,208 --> 01:24:29,917 - I just need you to know that when I'm with you, 2118 01:24:29,917 --> 01:24:31,375 it's not about Gabby, 2119 01:24:31,375 --> 01:24:32,708 it's, it's not about track. 2120 01:24:32,708 --> 01:24:34,083 - Paige, I don't really want-- 2121 01:24:34,083 --> 01:24:37,083 - Just let me finish, okay. 2122 01:24:37,083 --> 01:24:38,208 Please. 2123 01:24:40,958 --> 01:24:41,875 - Yeah. 2124 01:24:42,292 --> 01:24:45,583 - I've been really struggling with this stupid prompt, 2125 01:24:45,958 --> 01:24:48,833 trying to figure out what my happiest moment feels like. 2126 01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:49,917 - Yo, I can't hear anything. 2127 01:24:49,917 --> 01:24:51,708 Hey, you guys know what's happening? 2128 01:24:52,250 --> 01:24:55,208 - And I've realized that it's not just one moment. 2129 01:24:55,667 --> 01:24:57,708 It's every moment that I've had with you. 2130 01:24:57,708 --> 01:25:01,542 Falling for you has been the happiest moment of my life. 2131 01:25:02,458 --> 01:25:05,875 And making this has been the easiest thing I've made all semester. 2132 01:25:07,417 --> 01:25:09,417 [students gasp] 2133 01:25:11,333 --> 01:25:12,708 - Oh my god. 2134 01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:15,167 [indiscernible chatter] 2135 01:25:16,375 --> 01:25:17,292 - Wow. 2136 01:25:18,250 --> 01:25:19,083 - I mean, 2137 01:25:19,750 --> 01:25:22,667 it really hasn't been the easiest thing. 2138 01:25:22,667 --> 01:25:25,333 I haven't slept in 24 hours, 2139 01:25:25,333 --> 01:25:27,333 but you get the idea. 2140 01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:31,958 - Can I talk now? 2141 01:25:31,958 --> 01:25:33,833 - Only if it's good. [AJ chuckles] 2142 01:25:36,708 --> 01:25:39,208 - I'm really sorry I threw you under the bus 2143 01:25:39,208 --> 01:25:40,333 and then let you take the fall for me. 2144 01:25:40,333 --> 01:25:42,458 It was wrong and really messed up. 2145 01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:45,292 I just wanted to spend every second I could with you. 2146 01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:50,833 And every stupid pun and mural and drawing 2147 01:25:51,625 --> 01:25:52,958 brought us together. 2148 01:25:52,958 --> 01:25:55,125 So I couldn't stop 2149 01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:57,625 'cause I was falling for you too. 2150 01:25:58,917 --> 01:25:59,917 [Paige squeals] 2151 01:25:59,917 --> 01:26:00,833 [both laugh] 2152 01:26:01,208 --> 01:26:03,417 - Okay, that was good. 2153 01:26:04,042 --> 01:26:05,792 - Yo, can y'all speak up? Man, we can't hear you. 2154 01:26:05,792 --> 01:26:06,417 - Speak up! 2155 01:26:06,417 --> 01:26:07,708 - Shut up, Tim! 2156 01:26:09,417 --> 01:26:10,500 Ahem. Sorry. 2157 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,208 - What do we do? 2158 01:26:12,583 --> 01:26:14,292 - I think if we kiss, they'll get the idea. 2159 01:26:14,292 --> 01:26:15,000 - Okay. 2160 01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:19,292 [all cheer] 2161 01:26:20,042 --> 01:26:21,000 - Oh, thank god. 2162 01:26:21,542 --> 01:26:22,917 - Yeah, sister! 2163 01:26:22,917 --> 01:26:24,333 [cheering continues] 2164 01:26:25,083 --> 01:26:26,458 - How are we gonna get that to CalArts? 2165 01:26:26,458 --> 01:26:28,417 - Uh, my mom's got it covered. 2166 01:26:30,417 --> 01:26:32,458 - There's only 15 percent battery left. 2167 01:26:32,458 --> 01:26:33,833 - Oh yeah, I know. 2168 01:26:33,833 --> 01:26:35,583 I brought the charger so that we can have a little fun 2169 01:26:35,583 --> 01:26:37,333 with this bad boy in your office later on. 2170 01:26:37,333 --> 01:26:40,500 And by later on, I mean in, like, 90 seconds. 2171 01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:41,583 We should go. 2172 01:26:44,667 --> 01:26:45,792 - Thank god this went well. 2173 01:26:46,625 --> 01:26:49,083 Could you imagine if she got you turning me down on tape? 2174 01:26:50,125 --> 01:26:52,250 - Hello? - Oh yep, there you are. 2175 01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:53,667 - I was sitting here the whole time. 2176 01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:54,542 Did you not notice? - No. 2177 01:26:54,542 --> 01:26:56,542 Why are you smiling? 2178 01:26:56,542 --> 01:26:57,542 - What are you talking about? 2179 01:26:57,542 --> 01:26:59,333 - I know you took some of my hair. 2180 01:26:59,333 --> 01:27:01,000 - I know that you're in love with me. 2181 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,792 - Whoa, okay, don't flatter yourself. You're not my type. 2182 01:27:03,792 --> 01:27:05,292 Two, of course I took your hair. 2183 01:27:05,292 --> 01:27:07,000 How else is a love spell supposed to work? 2184 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,625 I'm exhausted. 2185 01:27:09,375 --> 01:27:10,167 You're welcome. 2186 01:27:11,917 --> 01:27:13,375 - She really just called us out. 2187 01:27:13,375 --> 01:27:14,375 COLLINS: Paige! 2188 01:27:16,208 --> 01:27:19,792 - Okay, I know, I know. Double the paperwork and I'm sorry. 2189 01:27:19,792 --> 01:27:22,625 And you're gonna have to suspend us both, so-- 2190 01:27:22,625 --> 01:27:24,375 - I'm not suspending either one of you guys. 2191 01:27:24,375 --> 01:27:25,708 - Really? - What? 2192 01:27:25,708 --> 01:27:28,000 - Did I stutter? You guys need to clean your ears. 2193 01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:30,208 No, not suspending anyone. 2194 01:27:30,208 --> 01:27:31,917 And the beautification initiative, 2195 01:27:31,917 --> 01:27:34,042 when the board hears about it, it was me. 2196 01:27:34,042 --> 01:27:36,125 - Okay, that's fine. - Damn. 2197 01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:37,167 - Oh, I'm not done yet. 2198 01:27:37,583 --> 01:27:39,500 You guys are also gonna run the face painting booth 2199 01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:41,083 at the RenFaire this year. 2200 01:27:41,083 --> 01:27:42,167 - Anything but that. 2201 01:27:42,167 --> 01:27:43,833 - That's the face I was looking for! 2202 01:27:43,833 --> 01:27:45,625 Looking like a bunch of wenches. 2203 01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:46,583 [cackles] 2204 01:27:46,583 --> 01:27:47,833 - She just called us wenches. 2205 01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:49,042 - Does this mean I have to paint Tim? 2206 01:27:49,042 --> 01:27:50,792 - I think honestly, we should be thanking her. 2207 01:27:51,208 --> 01:27:52,875 - It's the first day on the job, 2208 01:27:52,875 --> 01:27:54,542 and you already started a revolution. 2209 01:27:54,542 --> 01:27:55,958 - Would you expect anything less? 2210 01:27:55,958 --> 01:27:57,417 - Time to use those dental dams. 2211 01:27:57,417 --> 01:27:58,833 There's some in your locker. 2212 01:28:00,167 --> 01:28:01,042 - Thank you. 2213 01:28:01,875 --> 01:28:02,875 [clears throat] 2214 01:28:03,292 --> 01:28:06,250 By the way, that wasn't just a kiss. 2215 01:28:07,625 --> 01:28:08,792 - Yeah, no shit. 2216 01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:13,167 PAIGE: The thing about art is that you can't force it. 2217 01:28:13,583 --> 01:28:14,792 It's a lot like love. 2218 01:28:15,292 --> 01:28:16,667 You should just let it come to you 2219 01:28:16,667 --> 01:28:18,667 and not be afraid to be vulnerable. 2220 01:28:19,542 --> 01:28:22,417 I spent so long comparing myself to other artists, 2221 01:28:22,417 --> 01:28:24,250 to my peers, to KingPun. 2222 01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:27,583 When I finally stopped and I started living my life, 2223 01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:28,792 my art caught up with me. 2224 01:28:29,417 --> 01:28:30,792 And you know what? 2225 01:28:30,792 --> 01:28:32,875 It looks pretty damn good from here. 2226 01:28:32,875 --> 01:28:33,792 ♪ Jax Anderson's Bigger Picture playing ♪ 2227 01:28:33,792 --> 01:28:35,417 ♪ Now that I am out from undercover ♪ 2228 01:28:35,417 --> 01:28:37,250 ♪ Seeing all the colors ♪ 2229 01:28:37,250 --> 01:28:39,875 ♪ That I feel because of you ♪ 2230 01:28:39,875 --> 01:28:42,500 ♪ Now I know that I don't need to suffer ♪ 2231 01:28:42,500 --> 01:28:44,250 ♪ Finally got each other ♪ 2232 01:28:44,250 --> 01:28:47,000 ♪ Deep down, it was always you ♪ 2233 01:28:47,667 --> 01:28:51,208 ♪ All the shit that I went through ♪ 2234 01:28:51,208 --> 01:28:54,708 ♪ Doesn't matter 'cause of you ♪ 2235 01:28:54,708 --> 01:28:58,208 ♪ So much to look forward to ♪ 2236 01:28:58,208 --> 01:29:01,750 ♪ The big picture starts with you ♪ 2237 01:29:01,750 --> 01:29:05,208 ♪ Every time I'm anxious, you peel back my layers ♪ 2238 01:29:05,208 --> 01:29:06,958 ♪ Take the tension off my back ♪ 2239 01:29:06,958 --> 01:29:08,708 ♪ Take the tension off my back ♪ 2240 01:29:08,708 --> 01:29:12,167 ♪ I'm not glad it hurts you when you see me crying ♪ 2241 01:29:12,167 --> 01:29:14,708 ♪ Every fallen tear you dry ♪ 2242 01:29:15,333 --> 01:29:19,708 ♪ I fought off all the feelings for the fear I feel too much ♪ 2243 01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:26,875 ♪ But you saw straight through the walls I built up ♪ 2244 01:29:28,417 --> 01:29:31,125 ♪ Now that I am out from undercover ♪ 2245 01:29:31,125 --> 01:29:32,958 ♪ Seeing all the colors ♪ 2246 01:29:32,958 --> 01:29:35,625 ♪ That I feel because of you ♪ 2247 01:29:35,625 --> 01:29:38,167 ♪ Now I know that I don't need to suffer ♪ 2248 01:29:38,167 --> 01:29:39,958 ♪ Finally got each other ♪ 2249 01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:43,417 ♪ Deep down, it was always you ♪ 2250 01:29:43,417 --> 01:29:46,917 ♪ All the shit that I went through ♪ 2251 01:29:46,917 --> 01:29:50,333 ♪ Doesn't matter 'cause of you ♪ 2252 01:29:50,333 --> 01:29:53,875 ♪ So much to look forward to ♪ 2253 01:29:53,875 --> 01:29:57,375 ♪ The big picture starts with you ♪ 2254 01:29:59,292 --> 01:30:05,250 ♪ It all starts with you ♪ 2255 01:30:06,333 --> 01:30:10,250 ♪ It all starts with you ♪ 2256 01:30:10,250 --> 01:30:12,958 ♪ Now that I am out from undercover ♪ 2257 01:30:12,958 --> 01:30:14,833 ♪ Seeing all the colors ♪ 2258 01:30:14,833 --> 01:30:17,167 ♪ That I feel because of you ♪ 2259 01:30:17,167 --> 01:30:20,042 ♪ And now I know that I don't need to suffer ♪ 2260 01:30:20,042 --> 01:30:21,750 ♪ Finally got each other ♪ 2261 01:30:21,750 --> 01:30:24,375 ♪ Deep down, it was always you ♪ 2262 01:30:25,167 --> 01:30:28,708 ♪ All the shit that I went through ♪ 2263 01:30:28,708 --> 01:30:32,042 ♪ Doesn't matter 'cause of you ♪ 2264 01:30:32,042 --> 01:30:35,667 ♪ So much to look forward to ♪ 2265 01:30:35,667 --> 01:30:39,167 ♪ The big picture starts with you ♪ 2266 01:30:41,083 --> 01:30:47,042 ♪ It all starts with you ♪ 2267 01:30:48,042 --> 01:30:52,375 ♪ It all starts with you ♪ 2268 01:30:55,000 --> 01:31:01,000 ♪ It all starts with you ♪ 2269 01:31:01,917 --> 01:31:07,875 ♪ It all starts with you ♪ 2270 01:31:09,833 --> 01:31:13,500 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 2271 01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:15,500 ♪