1 00:00:01,176 --> 00:00:04,045 (thrilling music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:07,512 --> 00:00:10,744 (footsteps thudding) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:10,779 --> 00:00:13,648 (thrilling music) 6 00:00:26,762 --> 00:00:28,399 - Rusty, pick up, come on. 7 00:00:28,434 --> 00:00:31,369 (phone rings) 8 00:00:31,404 --> 00:00:33,437 - Hi, did you get him? 9 00:00:33,472 --> 00:00:34,438 - No, no, not yet. 10 00:00:34,473 --> 00:00:36,737 He's about 500 yards up. 11 00:00:36,772 --> 00:00:38,409 This time, we're gonna get him. 12 00:00:38,444 --> 00:00:40,444 You gotta meet me at spit fork right now. 13 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:43,216 - I'm so happy, I could just kiss you! 14 00:00:44,681 --> 00:00:45,845 - Now that's just wrong. 15 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,187 - Why? 16 00:00:47,222 --> 00:00:48,254 - Because you're my sister. 17 00:00:48,289 --> 00:00:49,585 - Oops, keep forgettin'. 18 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:50,586 - Yeah, just get on with it. 19 00:00:50,621 --> 00:00:52,357 Meet me up there. 20 00:00:52,392 --> 00:00:55,261 (thrilling music) 21 00:01:13,512 --> 00:01:14,841 - I'm so excited! 22 00:01:16,317 --> 00:01:17,910 (thrilling music) 23 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:20,880 (Bigfoot grunting) 24 00:01:25,590 --> 00:01:26,787 (both shouting) 25 00:01:26,822 --> 00:01:28,459 I thought you were Bigfoot! 26 00:01:28,494 --> 00:01:31,528 - Quit you're talking, he's right over there. 27 00:01:31,563 --> 00:01:32,496 - Where? 28 00:01:32,531 --> 00:01:33,926 - Shh. 29 00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:34,894 Go, go, go. 30 00:01:36,403 --> 00:01:37,270 Get going. 31 00:01:38,537 --> 00:01:41,406 (thrilling music) 32 00:01:45,445 --> 00:01:46,840 - [Rusty] He's not here! 33 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:48,545 - [Wally] What do you mean he's not there? 34 00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:49,678 - [Rusty] He got away. 35 00:01:49,713 --> 00:01:52,186 - Oh, no, he got away. 36 00:01:52,221 --> 00:01:53,847 Well, you know what? 37 00:01:53,882 --> 00:01:56,784 Next time we're gonna give him the red carpet treatment. 38 00:01:58,392 --> 00:02:01,921 - The red carpet treatment? (giggles) 39 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:06,497 I'm ready for my closeup! (laughs) 40 00:02:06,532 --> 00:02:08,202 Now find him! 41 00:02:08,237 --> 00:02:09,467 - Get going. 42 00:02:09,502 --> 00:02:12,701 (upbeat country music) 43 00:02:25,452 --> 00:02:27,221 ♪ Ho ♪ 44 00:02:49,476 --> 00:02:52,675 (upbeat country music) 45 00:03:19,638 --> 00:03:24,443 ♪ Ho, huh ♪ 46 00:03:24,478 --> 00:03:26,874 ♪ Ho, huh, ho ♪ 47 00:03:27,943 --> 00:03:31,351 (upbeat country music) 48 00:04:25,968 --> 00:04:28,969 (suspenseful music) 49 00:04:51,961 --> 00:04:54,764 (Bigfoot grunts) 50 00:04:57,164 --> 00:05:00,902 (suspenseful music) 51 00:05:00,937 --> 00:05:03,707 (Bigfoot grunts) 52 00:05:24,499 --> 00:05:27,093 (dramatic music) 53 00:05:40,042 --> 00:05:43,516 (Bigfoot grunts softly) 54 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:47,718 (dramatic music) 55 00:05:47,753 --> 00:05:50,490 (woman screams) 56 00:05:54,023 --> 00:05:58,663 (woman gasps) (phone rings) 57 00:05:58,698 --> 00:05:59,895 - Hello? 58 00:05:59,930 --> 00:06:01,897 - Hey Penny, it's Dr. Dawn. 59 00:06:01,932 --> 00:06:03,965 - Hi, Dr. Dawn. - How are you? 60 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,165 - I'm doing great, how are you? 61 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,068 - Listen, there's been a bunch of Bigfoot 62 00:06:08,103 --> 00:06:09,872 sightings in the area. 63 00:06:09,907 --> 00:06:11,511 I'm so excited. 64 00:06:11,546 --> 00:06:14,646 And I really think that he's close this time. 65 00:06:14,681 --> 00:06:17,781 So I've been talking to some of the girls from the team, 66 00:06:17,816 --> 00:06:19,981 and I thought what we'd do is we'd get together again. 67 00:06:20,016 --> 00:06:22,720 I really think this time we might find him. 68 00:06:22,755 --> 00:06:26,658 - Oh my God, I just had the craziest dream. 69 00:06:26,693 --> 00:06:30,596 I dreamt Bigfoot was stalking me, and there he was. 70 00:06:30,631 --> 00:06:32,125 - That's kind of an omen. 71 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,797 - I think it is. 72 00:06:33,832 --> 00:06:34,930 - So the girls are all getting ready 73 00:06:34,965 --> 00:06:36,800 to come tomorrow morning. 74 00:06:36,835 --> 00:06:39,132 I've also got an ad on Craigslist for a new girl. 75 00:06:39,167 --> 00:06:41,640 So we'll meet here tomorrow, nine o'clock? 76 00:06:41,675 --> 00:06:43,202 - Okay, that's perfect. 77 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,478 See you then. 78 00:06:44,513 --> 00:06:45,171 - Bye. 79 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:48,482 - Pull! (rifle cocks) 80 00:06:48,517 --> 00:06:50,044 (rifle blasts) 81 00:06:50,079 --> 00:06:51,045 Pull! (rifle cocks) 82 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,882 (rifle blasts) 83 00:06:52,917 --> 00:06:53,817 Pull! (rifle cocks) 84 00:06:53,852 --> 00:06:54,917 (rifle blasts) 85 00:06:54,952 --> 00:06:56,116 Pull! (rifle cocks) 86 00:06:56,151 --> 00:06:57,689 (rifle blasts) 87 00:06:57,724 --> 00:06:58,558 Pull! (rifle cocks) 88 00:06:58,593 --> 00:07:01,253 (rifle blasts) 89 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:02,221 Pull! (rifle cocks) 90 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,761 (rifle blasts) 91 00:07:03,796 --> 00:07:04,795 Pull! (rifle cocks) 92 00:07:04,830 --> 00:07:06,126 (rifle blasts) 93 00:07:06,161 --> 00:07:07,567 Pull! (rifle cocks) 94 00:07:07,602 --> 00:07:09,701 (rifle blasts) 95 00:07:09,736 --> 00:07:11,032 - You never miss. 96 00:07:13,608 --> 00:07:15,003 (rifle cocks) 97 00:07:15,038 --> 00:07:17,808 Whoa, whoa, easy, easy. (chuckles) 98 00:07:17,843 --> 00:07:18,743 Don't shoot. 99 00:07:19,812 --> 00:07:21,207 - What are you doing here? 100 00:07:21,242 --> 00:07:22,846 - Just though I'd check on my sis. 101 00:07:22,881 --> 00:07:23,880 - Yeah, well, I'm doing just fine. 102 00:07:23,915 --> 00:07:25,849 You can go now. 103 00:07:25,884 --> 00:07:28,016 - Mm, yeah, you seem real fine. 104 00:07:29,855 --> 00:07:31,184 God, you're still so angry. 105 00:07:32,759 --> 00:07:34,220 I mean, Jess, it's been five years. 106 00:07:34,255 --> 00:07:36,156 When are you gonna let this go? 107 00:07:36,191 --> 00:07:38,290 - When are you gonna give a shit that our father's dead? 108 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:42,030 - You don't think that this kills me every single day, huh? 109 00:07:42,065 --> 00:07:43,867 It was a horrible accident. 110 00:07:43,902 --> 00:07:45,704 He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. 111 00:07:45,739 --> 00:07:50,709 - It was about a bunch of greedy hunters out for Bigfoot. 112 00:07:51,646 --> 00:07:53,008 And again, he got away. 113 00:07:53,043 --> 00:07:55,681 And our father lost his life because of it. 114 00:07:55,716 --> 00:07:57,045 And it's gonna happen to somebody else 115 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,850 unless this damn beast is caught. 116 00:08:01,183 --> 00:08:04,151 (gentle music) 117 00:08:04,186 --> 00:08:08,122 - All right, why don't you get him? 118 00:08:08,157 --> 00:08:09,695 - What? 119 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:11,158 - Come on, Jess. 120 00:08:11,193 --> 00:08:13,028 You're the best shot in this neck of the woods. 121 00:08:13,063 --> 00:08:15,063 If anyone could hunt him down, it's you. 122 00:08:16,671 --> 00:08:17,538 Do it. 123 00:08:19,234 --> 00:08:20,200 Do it for dad. 124 00:08:24,943 --> 00:08:28,307 - I love you, Billy. - Love you too, kiddo. 125 00:08:30,179 --> 00:08:32,652 Now, gear up and go get him. 126 00:08:36,988 --> 00:08:39,989 (upbeat rock music) 127 00:08:49,033 --> 00:08:51,231 ♪ I'm fine ♪ 128 00:09:02,079 --> 00:09:04,277 ♪ I'm fine ♪ 129 00:09:15,697 --> 00:09:17,895 ♪ I'm fine ♪ 130 00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:30,908 ♪ I'm fine ♪ 131 00:09:41,954 --> 00:09:44,152 ♪ I'm fine ♪ 132 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,255 (tires rumbling) 133 00:09:48,290 --> 00:09:51,027 (horns honking) 134 00:09:55,231 --> 00:09:56,230 - Hi! 135 00:09:56,265 --> 00:09:57,132 - Hi! 136 00:09:58,003 --> 00:09:59,332 - Yay, Peggy! 137 00:09:59,367 --> 00:10:01,906 - I haven't seen you for so long! 138 00:10:01,941 --> 00:10:02,808 - Yay! 139 00:10:04,977 --> 00:10:07,175 Yay, Peggy! (squeals) 140 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:09,078 The whole team is back together again. 141 00:10:09,113 --> 00:10:10,376 - Oh, I'm so excited. 142 00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:12,015 - Good to see you again. - Hi, Tilly. 143 00:10:12,050 --> 00:10:13,148 - You look great. 144 00:10:13,183 --> 00:10:14,314 - And this is, Daisy. 145 00:10:14,349 --> 00:10:15,788 - Hi! 146 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,251 I'm Daisy May. 147 00:10:17,286 --> 00:10:19,418 - She answered the add in Craigslist, 148 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,255 and I thought she was perfect. 149 00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:22,960 So Daisy's not done this before, 150 00:10:22,995 --> 00:10:24,423 so we're gonna teach her. 151 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,965 - This is my first time, first time. 152 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,329 - And then, Tilly, you're gonna be showing her 153 00:10:29,364 --> 00:10:30,198 how to do the sword and the toys. 154 00:10:30,233 --> 00:10:31,936 - Yes, I am. 155 00:10:31,971 --> 00:10:33,267 - Yeah. - Oh. 156 00:10:33,302 --> 00:10:35,137 Yeah. 157 00:10:35,172 --> 00:10:36,435 - And Penny, you're gonna be showing her how we 158 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:37,843 use our sensuality to-- - To be sexy. 159 00:10:37,878 --> 00:10:40,307 - Oh, I heard he likes booties. 160 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,410 And I heard Bigfoot likes big titties. 161 00:10:44,445 --> 00:10:45,279 (Dawn laughs) 162 00:10:45,314 --> 00:10:46,280 Right? 163 00:10:46,315 --> 00:10:47,413 (jugs of water sloshing) 164 00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:49,019 - So we're gonna seduce him out, 165 00:10:49,054 --> 00:10:50,955 but this time we're gonna find him. 166 00:10:50,990 --> 00:10:53,188 And I even heard that they've had these wolf calls, 167 00:10:53,223 --> 00:10:54,728 like woo, hoo, hoo! 168 00:10:54,763 --> 00:10:57,225 You know, the Bigfoot making noises. 169 00:10:57,260 --> 00:11:00,096 - But like is the local news gonna be here? 170 00:11:00,131 --> 00:11:01,493 Is like CNN? 171 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:04,133 - Oh, when we get selfies with Bigfoot, 172 00:11:04,168 --> 00:11:06,069 and then when we actually interview him, 173 00:11:06,104 --> 00:11:07,906 oh, we're gonna have so much press. 174 00:11:07,941 --> 00:11:09,743 - But like how long do you think it's gonna be 175 00:11:09,778 --> 00:11:11,107 before we get famous? 176 00:11:11,142 --> 00:11:12,438 - Oh, right away. 177 00:11:12,473 --> 00:11:13,780 - Yeah, it's instant. - Right away. 178 00:11:13,815 --> 00:11:15,243 - Then I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. 179 00:11:15,278 --> 00:11:16,948 - So do you guys have outfits for the hunt? 180 00:11:16,983 --> 00:11:18,752 - I do, I do, I do. 181 00:11:18,787 --> 00:11:20,116 - Yeah, sexy stuff? 182 00:11:20,151 --> 00:11:21,249 Okay, let's change. - Let's do it. 183 00:11:21,284 --> 00:11:22,250 - Okay. - Let's go. 184 00:11:22,285 --> 00:11:25,451 (upbeat country music) 185 00:11:28,489 --> 00:11:31,193 - Hi, my name is Penny Blossom, 186 00:11:31,228 --> 00:11:33,525 and I'm an internet influencer. 187 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,396 I have a lot of people following me, 188 00:11:36,431 --> 00:11:40,136 and I have sponsors that pay me money because they like me. 189 00:11:40,171 --> 00:11:42,006 They think I'm cute. 190 00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:44,778 But the main reason is I get visited from celebrities 191 00:11:44,813 --> 00:11:47,407 that have passed away and they come and see me 192 00:11:47,442 --> 00:11:49,244 because they tell me I'm special. 193 00:11:50,885 --> 00:11:53,347 - Hi, I'm Dr. Dawn. 194 00:11:55,186 --> 00:11:57,483 This is gonna be my third expedition to find Bigfoot. 195 00:11:57,518 --> 00:12:01,223 And this time we're gonna find him. 196 00:12:01,258 --> 00:12:03,093 I'm so excited. 197 00:12:03,128 --> 00:12:05,194 I've actually been an enthusiastic about Bigfoot 198 00:12:05,229 --> 00:12:07,559 since I was a little girl in England, 199 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:10,397 and I was part of the Girl Guides. 200 00:12:10,432 --> 00:12:12,333 Girl Scouts over here, but that, you know, 201 00:12:12,368 --> 00:12:14,203 we're more hardcore in England. 202 00:12:15,107 --> 00:12:16,876 - I'm Daisy May. 203 00:12:16,911 --> 00:12:19,846 I'm a stripper by trade, 204 00:12:19,881 --> 00:12:22,442 but I'm trying to make a career change 205 00:12:22,477 --> 00:12:26,215 and become a successful famous person. 206 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:30,120 So what happened was I'm at my strip club, 207 00:12:30,155 --> 00:12:32,452 and I'm talking to one of my regulars. 208 00:12:32,487 --> 00:12:37,490 And his friend comes in and says, "Guess what, Charlie?" 209 00:12:38,427 --> 00:12:40,295 That's my regular. 210 00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:43,397 "There is a Bigfoot out in the woods on the loose." 211 00:12:43,432 --> 00:12:46,334 - My name is Tilly Takahashi. 212 00:12:46,369 --> 00:12:49,040 I'm half-German and half-Japanese. 213 00:12:49,075 --> 00:12:52,043 My mother was German, and she named me Tilly 214 00:12:52,078 --> 00:12:54,309 because I have bravery and strength. 215 00:12:54,344 --> 00:12:58,115 And my father gave me his sword on his deathbed. 216 00:12:58,150 --> 00:13:01,514 So I travel with it wherever I go. 217 00:13:01,549 --> 00:13:04,220 Even in the forest, even when I'm on the bathroom. 218 00:13:04,255 --> 00:13:06,123 You know why? 219 00:13:06,158 --> 00:13:08,323 Because Bigfoot can sneak up on you in the forest. 220 00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:10,897 Even when you're popping a squat! 221 00:13:10,932 --> 00:13:15,935 - Ahoy maties, I'm Jesse James from Bigfoot or Bust. 222 00:13:17,598 --> 00:13:20,005 And I have a plan to come back and prove to everyone 223 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:24,108 that Bigfoot exists and bring him back alive. 224 00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:26,209 But in my care. 225 00:13:27,278 --> 00:13:29,410 I have a way of taming beasts. 226 00:13:29,445 --> 00:13:31,643 - Hi, I'm Rusty Ready. 227 00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,216 I'm Wally's sister. 228 00:13:33,251 --> 00:13:34,954 Well, I used to think we were cousins, 229 00:13:34,989 --> 00:13:37,385 but I found out he's my brother, 230 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:40,058 which is so strange because also there's a rumor 231 00:13:40,093 --> 00:13:42,555 in our family that we're related to Bigfoot. 232 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:45,459 And it's been my dream since I was a little, little, little, 233 00:13:45,494 --> 00:13:50,464 little, little girl to capture Bigfoot, and I'm gon do it. 234 00:13:52,072 --> 00:13:55,975 If I have to entice him any way I can. (giggles) 235 00:13:57,638 --> 00:14:01,310 - Hi, I'm Wally, and I am a lean, mean killing machine. 236 00:14:01,345 --> 00:14:03,147 - Lean? 237 00:14:03,182 --> 00:14:04,643 - I even got firepower because the number one thing 238 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:08,449 that's on my plate right now is Bigfoot. 239 00:14:08,484 --> 00:14:10,253 He's mine. 240 00:14:10,288 --> 00:14:13,157 I'm gonna get very large amounts of money for that thing. 241 00:14:13,192 --> 00:14:15,159 Big smelly turd. 242 00:14:15,194 --> 00:14:18,195 By the way, these are my horses. 243 00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:20,461 (sheep bleating) 244 00:14:20,496 --> 00:14:22,067 This is my farm. 245 00:14:22,102 --> 00:14:24,003 You go on my website anytime you want 246 00:14:24,038 --> 00:14:28,502 because I can teach you how to ride one of them horses. 247 00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:31,945 (upbeat country music) 248 00:14:33,575 --> 00:14:36,279 - Okay, ladies, are we locked and loaded and ready to go? 249 00:14:36,314 --> 00:14:37,313 - Yes, we are. 250 00:14:37,348 --> 00:14:39,414 I got my crossbow. 251 00:14:39,449 --> 00:14:40,679 - Ready to shoot. 252 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,351 - Woo! - My darts. 253 00:14:42,386 --> 00:14:44,617 - Now, Daisy, I have an instrument here. 254 00:14:44,652 --> 00:14:46,322 - Okay. - I'm gonna give you this. 255 00:14:46,357 --> 00:14:49,028 This is a tranquilizer gun, right? 256 00:14:49,063 --> 00:14:51,261 Just 'cause it's your first time and everything. 257 00:14:51,296 --> 00:14:52,625 - What does it do? 258 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:54,231 - If he gets close, you're gonna, 259 00:14:54,266 --> 00:14:55,397 you're gonna shoot him with it. 260 00:14:55,432 --> 00:14:57,003 - Okay, okay, where? 261 00:14:57,038 --> 00:14:58,598 In the butt, right, in the butt? 262 00:14:58,633 --> 00:14:59,467 - I say in the butt. - In the butt, in the butt? 263 00:14:59,502 --> 00:15:01,106 - Oh no, no. 264 00:15:01,141 --> 00:15:02,272 We need to shoot him in the balls. 265 00:15:02,307 --> 00:15:03,977 - In the balls? - Ooh, nasty! 266 00:15:04,012 --> 00:15:05,704 - I mean, if he's not cooperating. 267 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,376 - Like that! - Yeah, exactly. 268 00:15:07,411 --> 00:15:09,983 - And so you know the one action where you. 269 00:15:10,018 --> 00:15:11,149 - Okay. - Yeah, there you go. 270 00:15:11,184 --> 00:15:12,216 There you go. - Like that! 271 00:15:12,251 --> 00:15:13,448 - Right. - And then that. 272 00:15:13,483 --> 00:15:15,384 - And also Penny will cover you. 273 00:15:15,419 --> 00:15:18,420 Hopefully you won't shoot one of us, but if you do. 274 00:15:18,455 --> 00:15:20,356 - I have Narcan in my backpack. 275 00:15:20,391 --> 00:15:21,753 - Oh, well that would help. 276 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,755 - Okay, but if I shoot him in the balls, 277 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,757 how are we gonna do a good interview? 278 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,429 I thought you said there's gonna be 279 00:15:27,464 --> 00:15:29,695 like news crews from all over the world. 280 00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:33,039 - We'll do the selfies first, and if he's not cooperating, 281 00:15:33,074 --> 00:15:34,436 then you shoot him in the balls. 282 00:15:34,471 --> 00:15:36,042 - I don't think this-- - We'll tell you. 283 00:15:36,077 --> 00:15:37,076 We'll tell you when to do it, yeah. 284 00:15:37,111 --> 00:15:38,308 Right, are we ready? 285 00:15:38,343 --> 00:15:39,672 - Yeah. - Are we ready to go? 286 00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:41,476 - Yes. - Yeah, let's do it ladies! 287 00:15:41,511 --> 00:15:42,741 Let's go! 288 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,986 (mellow rock music) 289 00:15:52,093 --> 00:15:55,721 ♪ Desire, it's burning ♪ 290 00:15:55,756 --> 00:16:00,165 ♪ It's fire in your eyes ♪ 291 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:04,301 ♪ The heat of the moment ♪ 292 00:16:04,336 --> 00:16:08,437 ♪ I'm murder in disguise ♪ 293 00:16:08,472 --> 00:16:13,046 ♪ Can't stop ya, now I've been away ♪ 294 00:16:13,081 --> 00:16:17,149 ♪ Won't be a fool ♪ 295 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:22,187 ♪ Not how you win or lose, it's how you play the round ♪ 296 00:16:24,356 --> 00:16:28,226 ♪ Get to the point, oh ♪ 297 00:16:28,261 --> 00:16:31,592 ♪ The point of seduction ♪ 298 00:16:33,332 --> 00:16:34,826 (suspenseful music) 299 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,796 (tires screeching) 300 00:16:39,602 --> 00:16:42,603 (car door slams) 301 00:16:42,638 --> 00:16:45,243 (phone rings) 302 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,180 (phone beeps) 303 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,083 - Yeah, what's up, Jess? 304 00:16:50,118 --> 00:16:52,151 - Billy, you're not gonna believe what just happened. 305 00:16:52,186 --> 00:16:57,156 I'm driving my Jeep, and Bigfoot just ran across the road 306 00:16:58,258 --> 00:16:59,356 right in front of my Jeep. 307 00:16:59,391 --> 00:17:01,226 - Did you shoot him? 308 00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:04,460 - I got out, I ran with my gun, but I couldn't catch him. 309 00:17:04,495 --> 00:17:05,659 But can you believe that? 310 00:17:05,694 --> 00:17:07,760 - All right, look, be careful, 311 00:17:07,795 --> 00:17:10,136 regroup and take care of business. 312 00:17:10,171 --> 00:17:12,534 - I'll get him, don't you worry. 313 00:17:12,569 --> 00:17:15,207 All right, keep you posted, bye. 314 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:21,213 (electricity whirring) 315 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,148 - Is everyone all right? 316 00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:22,808 - Yes. - Yes. 317 00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:24,084 - Okay, good. 318 00:17:25,516 --> 00:17:27,120 What year is it? 319 00:17:27,155 --> 00:17:28,253 - 2022. 320 00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:29,716 - Well, at least it's not 2020. 321 00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:31,454 (audience laugh track) 322 00:17:31,489 --> 00:17:32,686 Where is Bigfoot? 323 00:17:32,721 --> 00:17:33,819 - We're gonna find out. 324 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:36,558 (energy whirring) 325 00:17:36,593 --> 00:17:38,164 I see him. 326 00:17:38,199 --> 00:17:38,857 - Let's go that way. 327 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:39,726 - Yep. - Yeah. 328 00:17:39,761 --> 00:17:40,393 - Let's go. 329 00:17:41,664 --> 00:17:43,301 - Where'd you last see Bigfoot? 330 00:17:43,336 --> 00:17:44,830 - Well, last time he got really close, 331 00:17:44,865 --> 00:17:46,271 but we were watching for the droppings. 332 00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:48,405 We were looking on the ground 333 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,605 to see if we could see any, any... 334 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,277 - You mean the poop? 335 00:17:52,312 --> 00:17:53,575 - Wait, wait, hold it, hold it, guys. 336 00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:55,445 This thing is so heavy. 337 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,447 I just don't know what to do, I can't carry it anymore. 338 00:17:57,482 --> 00:17:58,910 - Yeah, me too, this is really heavy. 339 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,582 - Okay, come on, girls. 340 00:18:00,617 --> 00:18:03,453 Use your brain, put it in your backpack. 341 00:18:03,488 --> 00:18:06,489 (suspenseful music) 342 00:18:23,772 --> 00:18:26,443 - Hey there, sweetheart. 343 00:18:26,478 --> 00:18:30,612 First I got your daddy, and now I got his kin. 344 00:18:32,286 --> 00:18:33,483 (dramatic music) 345 00:18:33,518 --> 00:18:35,419 (Rusty grunts) 346 00:18:35,454 --> 00:18:37,718 (body thuds) (women gasp) 347 00:18:37,753 --> 00:18:41,326 Adios, doll. (laughs) 348 00:18:42,494 --> 00:18:45,891 (Rusty laughs maniacally) 349 00:18:50,634 --> 00:18:53,635 (suspenseful music) 350 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:59,806 (Bigfoot grunting) (suspenseful music) 351 00:19:02,646 --> 00:19:04,745 - Oh my God, did you bitches just hear that? 352 00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:07,286 - That's Bigfoot, it's gotta be Bigfoot! 353 00:19:07,321 --> 00:19:09,849 - That has to be something, that was really big. 354 00:19:09,884 --> 00:19:11,587 - Yes, let's get him! 355 00:19:11,622 --> 00:19:13,919 - Come on, girls, let's go! - Let's do this. 356 00:19:13,954 --> 00:19:15,591 - Oh my God, are you sure? 357 00:19:15,626 --> 00:19:17,791 Okay, I guess I really wanna get famous. 358 00:19:21,566 --> 00:19:22,532 - What is that? 359 00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:24,963 (women chattering) 360 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,239 - Someone's hurt! 361 00:19:26,274 --> 00:19:26,899 - Oh! 362 00:19:26,934 --> 00:19:27,900 Oh! 363 00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:29,902 - Oh my God, you guys. 364 00:19:29,937 --> 00:19:31,442 Is she dead? 365 00:19:31,477 --> 00:19:32,575 Is she dead? 366 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:34,610 - Dr. Dawn, you're a doctor. 367 00:19:34,645 --> 00:19:35,908 Is she dead? - It's Jesse. 368 00:19:38,286 --> 00:19:39,681 - Well, no, no, wait, wait, wait. 369 00:19:39,716 --> 00:19:40,682 You're a doctor, you can help her. 370 00:19:40,717 --> 00:19:41,881 - You're a doctor? 371 00:19:41,916 --> 00:19:42,882 She's a doctor. - Are you okay? 372 00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:44,521 - Yeah, she is a doctor. 373 00:19:44,556 --> 00:19:46,457 - Well, I'm not that kind of a doctor. 374 00:19:46,492 --> 00:19:47,326 - Oh! 375 00:19:47,361 --> 00:19:48,624 She's alive. 376 00:19:48,659 --> 00:19:49,790 She's alive. - What, are you okay? 377 00:19:49,825 --> 00:19:51,495 Are you okay? - Oh my God. 378 00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:52,859 - You've broken something? - You okay? 379 00:19:52,894 --> 00:19:54,432 You need help. - No, no, I'm good. 380 00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:55,433 I'm good. 381 00:19:55,468 --> 00:19:56,863 - You guys, she's alive. 382 00:19:56,898 --> 00:19:58,733 - Jesse, what are you doing here? 383 00:19:58,768 --> 00:20:00,306 - Holy cow. 384 00:20:00,341 --> 00:20:04,409 Some freaking, whatever the hell that was. 385 00:20:04,444 --> 00:20:05,311 - Bigfoot! 386 00:20:08,877 --> 00:20:10,547 - Are you guys looking for Bigfoot too? 387 00:20:10,582 --> 00:20:11,977 - Yes. - Yeah. 388 00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:13,385 - Oh my God. - Are you looking for Bigfoot? 389 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,584 - Yes. 390 00:20:14,619 --> 00:20:15,717 Yes. - Did you find him? 391 00:20:15,752 --> 00:20:17,785 - He snuck up on me. 392 00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:19,457 - Bigfoot threw you off the bridge? 393 00:20:19,492 --> 00:20:20,887 - Was he stinky? - I think so. 394 00:20:20,922 --> 00:20:22,625 - Oh my God, you're so lucky to be alive. 395 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:23,923 - I know. 396 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:25,595 - I know. - You were so close. 397 00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:27,432 Did you feel him, did you smell him? 398 00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:29,302 - I, I, I could... 399 00:20:29,337 --> 00:20:31,370 I could sense that he was there or something was there. 400 00:20:31,405 --> 00:20:32,800 And then I just saw his. 401 00:20:32,835 --> 00:20:35,869 - I'm amazed, there's not even any blood. 402 00:20:35,904 --> 00:20:37,508 - Here, help her up, help her up. 403 00:20:37,543 --> 00:20:38,003 - We were right, okay. - Can you stand up? 404 00:20:40,348 --> 00:20:41,776 - Oh, I'm fine. 405 00:20:41,811 --> 00:20:44,482 I'm good, I'm good. - You wanna join us? 406 00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:46,616 - I mean, really? 407 00:20:46,651 --> 00:20:48,486 - Yeah, that'd be great. - Yeah. 408 00:20:48,521 --> 00:20:50,521 - [Jesse] I think that would be fricking awesome. 409 00:20:50,556 --> 00:20:52,754 - Woo! - Yay, honey! 410 00:20:52,789 --> 00:20:54,624 - There's not a scratch on you. 411 00:20:54,659 --> 00:20:55,757 - All right, guys. 412 00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:57,088 - Let's go. - Come on, yeah. 413 00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,958 - This a-way. - Okay. 414 00:20:58,993 --> 00:21:01,026 - And stay clear of that bridge, for the love of God. 415 00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:03,699 - There's not a scratch on you, bitch. 416 00:21:03,734 --> 00:21:06,372 And you still look good. 417 00:21:06,407 --> 00:21:09,408 (letters whooshing) 418 00:21:13,711 --> 00:21:16,349 - He's gotta be out there somewhere. 419 00:21:16,384 --> 00:21:19,484 - You know, I think it's time for Bigfoot calling. 420 00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:22,080 - Yeah, Tarzan style. 421 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:22,949 - Oh. 422 00:21:22,984 --> 00:21:25,688 (women yelling) 423 00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:28,086 - Is it working? 424 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:28,955 (women yelling) 425 00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:30,561 - Bigfoot! 426 00:21:30,596 --> 00:21:32,431 - Let's try Jane style. 427 00:21:32,466 --> 00:21:33,432 - What's Jane style? 428 00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:34,433 - Like. 429 00:21:34,468 --> 00:21:35,027 (high-pitched yelling) 430 00:21:35,062 --> 00:21:36,028 - Oh. 431 00:21:36,063 --> 00:21:37,029 (high-pitched yelling) 432 00:21:37,064 --> 00:21:38,030 - Like a girlie one. 433 00:21:38,065 --> 00:21:40,769 (high-pitched yelling) 434 00:21:40,804 --> 00:21:41,869 Is he coming? 435 00:21:41,904 --> 00:21:43,002 No. 436 00:21:43,037 --> 00:21:45,004 Let's try ape style, like. 437 00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:46,610 (Dawn grunting) - Oh, okay. 438 00:21:46,645 --> 00:21:49,448 (women grunting) 439 00:21:50,616 --> 00:21:51,549 - [Dawn] Yeah, put with it. 440 00:21:51,584 --> 00:21:53,848 (women grunting) 441 00:21:53,883 --> 00:21:55,080 Like put it in. 442 00:21:56,490 --> 00:21:58,391 (women grunting) 443 00:21:58,426 --> 00:22:00,789 - Maybe we need to try something else. 444 00:22:00,824 --> 00:22:01,757 - Try this one. 445 00:22:02,826 --> 00:22:04,892 (high-pitched screeching) 446 00:22:04,927 --> 00:22:06,157 - Okay. 447 00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,829 (loud screeching) 448 00:22:07,864 --> 00:22:09,864 - No, no, you need to be louder than that, Penny. 449 00:22:09,899 --> 00:22:10,997 Like this. 450 00:22:11,032 --> 00:22:12,537 (high-pitched screeching) 451 00:22:12,572 --> 00:22:13,868 - Okay, let me try. 452 00:22:13,903 --> 00:22:16,409 (loud screeching) 453 00:22:16,444 --> 00:22:17,938 - [Dawn] No, no, like this one. 454 00:22:17,973 --> 00:22:19,742 (high-pitched screeching) 455 00:22:19,777 --> 00:22:20,644 - Okay. 456 00:22:22,945 --> 00:22:24,483 (low buzzing) 457 00:22:24,518 --> 00:22:27,013 (suspenseful, melodramatic music) 458 00:22:27,048 --> 00:22:28,784 - Okay, that has gotta do it. 459 00:22:28,819 --> 00:22:30,588 - That has to do it. 460 00:22:30,623 --> 00:22:31,589 Do you see him yet? 461 00:22:32,592 --> 00:22:33,624 - No. 462 00:22:33,659 --> 00:22:35,087 (quirky whooshing) 463 00:22:35,122 --> 00:22:37,826 We need some like real sound system. 464 00:22:37,861 --> 00:22:41,060 - Yeah, maybe we can try and find a real sound system, 465 00:22:41,095 --> 00:22:42,094 and that would work. - Yeah. 466 00:22:42,129 --> 00:22:43,766 - I bet that would work. 467 00:22:43,801 --> 00:22:44,866 - There's gotta be one round here somewhere. 468 00:22:44,901 --> 00:22:45,768 - Yeah. 469 00:22:47,673 --> 00:22:48,936 - Do you think he's close? 470 00:22:48,971 --> 00:22:50,641 - I think I smell him. 471 00:22:50,676 --> 00:22:51,543 - Yeah. 472 00:22:52,909 --> 00:22:55,481 We are real close, I smell him too. 473 00:22:55,516 --> 00:22:56,878 All right, team. 474 00:22:56,913 --> 00:22:58,682 We need to remember why we are here. 475 00:22:58,717 --> 00:22:59,683 - But why are we here? 476 00:22:59,718 --> 00:23:00,849 - Yeah, why are we here? 477 00:23:00,884 --> 00:23:02,554 (audience laugh track) 478 00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:04,787 - To get Bigfoot's droppings. 479 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,527 - You mean we're here looking for shit? 480 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,958 - Yeah. 481 00:23:10,993 --> 00:23:13,994 No, I mean, for medicinal purposes, 482 00:23:14,029 --> 00:23:16,601 we need his droppings. 483 00:23:16,636 --> 00:23:18,229 Team. 484 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:22,772 In 2050, Bigfoot droppings are worth trillions 485 00:23:22,807 --> 00:23:24,675 and trillions. - Wow. 486 00:23:24,710 --> 00:23:29,548 - All we need is just two or three of those big babies, 487 00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:31,242 and we'll be trillionaires. 488 00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:32,584 (women squeal) 489 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:35,147 - That is great, oh my God! 490 00:23:35,182 --> 00:23:36,918 - Get it together, let's go. 491 00:23:37,855 --> 00:23:39,525 - Droppings, shit. 492 00:23:41,661 --> 00:23:44,024 - This is gonna be the third time that I've done this. 493 00:23:44,059 --> 00:23:46,191 The call me Dr. Dawn because I'm a doctor. 494 00:23:46,226 --> 00:23:50,536 I have a PhD from Oxford in chemical engineering. 495 00:23:50,571 --> 00:23:54,100 Actually it was a little, little college down the road 496 00:23:54,135 --> 00:23:55,772 from the regular Oxford. 497 00:23:55,807 --> 00:23:58,137 And it's actually in paranormal science. 498 00:23:58,172 --> 00:24:00,546 But you know, I don't tell the girls that. 499 00:24:00,581 --> 00:24:03,043 I'm a little on the edge, and I'm not sure that, 500 00:24:03,078 --> 00:24:05,650 you know, they all really appreciate that. 501 00:24:05,685 --> 00:24:08,081 - I had an Elvis sighting, 502 00:24:08,116 --> 00:24:09,720 and he asked me if he can help me. 503 00:24:09,755 --> 00:24:12,283 And I go, "Yeah, sure. 504 00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:13,922 "But you're not really Elvis, are you?" 505 00:24:13,957 --> 00:24:15,792 He goes, "No, I'm Elvis. 506 00:24:15,827 --> 00:24:17,860 "No one can see me, but you because you're special. 507 00:24:17,895 --> 00:24:20,060 "And I'm making an appearance." 508 00:24:20,095 --> 00:24:22,260 I said, "Can I get a selfie?" 509 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:25,131 So I took a selfie, and I turned around to finish 510 00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:28,299 putting the gas on, he just disappeared into thin air. 511 00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:31,170 - And this particular Bigfoot is 512 00:24:31,205 --> 00:24:35,515 really attracted to white girls with big booties. 513 00:24:36,716 --> 00:24:38,144 Like mine. 514 00:24:38,179 --> 00:24:40,311 - You might wonder why I joined this expedition. 515 00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:42,852 Well, I felt like the girls could use my help 516 00:24:42,887 --> 00:24:45,151 because I have sword skills! 517 00:24:45,186 --> 00:24:47,758 I think I'm very strong. 518 00:24:47,793 --> 00:24:50,123 And I don't think Bigfoot is gonna stand a chance 519 00:24:50,158 --> 00:24:53,060 against me, even though I'm much smaller than him. 520 00:24:53,095 --> 00:24:55,964 It doesn't matter, I've got brains too. 521 00:24:55,999 --> 00:24:57,801 And he's just a big oaf. 522 00:24:57,836 --> 00:25:00,166 What is he doing wandering around the forest all the time? 523 00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:06,337 - Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. 524 00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:07,580 Look, look, look. 525 00:25:08,649 --> 00:25:09,747 - [Tilly] Is that an animal? 526 00:25:09,782 --> 00:25:11,243 - It's a clue, it looks... 527 00:25:11,278 --> 00:25:13,080 - Oh my God. - Oh no, it looks like. 528 00:25:13,115 --> 00:25:16,721 - It stinks. - What is that stench? 529 00:25:16,756 --> 00:25:18,085 Ew! 530 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,658 Ew, ew, ew. - It smells. 531 00:25:19,693 --> 00:25:21,187 - Ew, ew, ew. 532 00:25:21,222 --> 00:25:23,354 - Does it smell like him? - What is it? 533 00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:25,224 - Oh. - I don't wanna smell it. 534 00:25:25,259 --> 00:25:27,963 I can smell it from here, don't get closer, no! 535 00:25:27,998 --> 00:25:29,195 - You can see the skin underneath if you look. 536 00:25:29,230 --> 00:25:30,801 - Oh no, it's fresh. 537 00:25:30,836 --> 00:25:32,264 - It came from his butt? 538 00:25:32,299 --> 00:25:34,607 - Well, this looks like where the legs would be. 539 00:25:34,642 --> 00:25:36,708 - Maybe he's hurt. - Yeah, maybe he's hurt. 540 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,138 Maybe somebody cut him. 541 00:25:38,173 --> 00:25:39,337 - Well, he hurt me, good for him. 542 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:40,910 - So wait a second. 543 00:25:40,945 --> 00:25:42,879 Does this mean we're one more step 544 00:25:42,914 --> 00:25:45,244 closer to finding Bigfoot? 545 00:25:45,279 --> 00:25:47,279 So we're one step closer to getting famous? 546 00:25:47,314 --> 00:25:49,215 - No, I think what happened was he-- 547 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,755 - Oh my God, I'm so excited. 548 00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:52,218 - He's gotta be close. 549 00:25:52,253 --> 00:25:54,088 - Okay, let's go find him. - Yeah. 550 00:25:54,123 --> 00:25:56,156 - Okay, find him. - This is my moment. 551 00:25:56,191 --> 00:25:57,322 I'm getting famous. 552 00:25:58,391 --> 00:25:59,225 I'm brave. 553 00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:00,127 Here we go! 554 00:26:02,967 --> 00:26:04,131 - Oh my God. 555 00:26:05,970 --> 00:26:08,839 (thrilling music) 556 00:26:13,912 --> 00:26:14,779 Oh my God. 557 00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:20,312 Guys, unless that's a mirage, that is a trampoline! 558 00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:22,116 - A what? - Trampoline. 559 00:26:22,151 --> 00:26:24,118 - Are you sure? - I'm positive. 560 00:26:24,153 --> 00:26:26,758 - Just like that? - Let's go check it out! 561 00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:29,123 (women cheering) 562 00:26:29,158 --> 00:26:31,224 - Let's go jump on it! 563 00:26:31,259 --> 00:26:32,698 (women cheering) 564 00:26:32,733 --> 00:26:34,700 Trampoline! - God, freaking awesome. 565 00:26:34,735 --> 00:26:37,263 - Oh my God, I love trampolines. 566 00:26:37,298 --> 00:26:38,264 (women cheering) 567 00:26:38,299 --> 00:26:39,903 Oh, I am so excited! 568 00:26:41,302 --> 00:26:44,039 I love trampolines. - Who's gonna go first? 569 00:26:44,074 --> 00:26:46,008 - Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, I'm always last. 570 00:26:46,043 --> 00:26:47,141 I'm going first. 571 00:26:47,176 --> 00:26:48,747 No, I'm always fucking last. 572 00:26:48,782 --> 00:26:49,880 I'm going first, bitches, I go first. 573 00:26:49,915 --> 00:26:51,684 - Wait. 574 00:26:51,719 --> 00:26:53,114 Did you know there's actually scientific evidence 575 00:26:53,149 --> 00:26:56,722 that squeaky springs are gonna excite Bigfoot? 576 00:26:56,757 --> 00:26:58,416 - Really? - Wow. 577 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:01,320 - So if we jump really high, we could get him all excited, 578 00:27:01,355 --> 00:27:02,992 and he could come down to us. 579 00:27:03,027 --> 00:27:06,930 - I'm really good at making beds squeak. 580 00:27:06,965 --> 00:27:08,932 So let me see what I can do. 581 00:27:08,967 --> 00:27:10,835 - Okay. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 582 00:27:10,870 --> 00:27:13,134 Just, just, guys, be careful though, because you know, 583 00:27:13,169 --> 00:27:16,269 if he does appear, you got, you got, you know. 584 00:27:16,304 --> 00:27:17,402 - Are we ready? - We're ready. 585 00:27:17,437 --> 00:27:19,437 - Oh my God, I'm so excited! 586 00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:21,945 ♪ Come on, yo, yo, yo ♪ 587 00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:23,716 - I need to be free! 588 00:27:25,115 --> 00:27:27,852 Free the boobies, free the boobies! 589 00:27:29,515 --> 00:27:32,252 ♪ Don't blame me if you sat on the bench at your prom ♪ 590 00:27:32,287 --> 00:27:35,222 ♪ What a joke that you're broke and you live with your mom ♪ 591 00:27:35,257 --> 00:27:38,027 ♪ I bet your man watching me and you lay there and sob ♪ 592 00:27:38,062 --> 00:27:39,732 ♪ He hasn't touched you in years ♪ 593 00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:41,162 ♪ 'Cause you're a fuckin' bachelor ♪ 594 00:27:41,197 --> 00:27:44,165 ♪ So bam, you think I'm such a disgrace ♪ 595 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,739 ♪ Bam, get out of my face ♪ 596 00:27:46,774 --> 00:27:49,401 ♪ So bam, could give a shit what you say ♪ 597 00:27:49,436 --> 00:27:52,877 ♪ So bam, sounds to me like you need to get laid ♪ 598 00:27:52,912 --> 00:27:55,473 ♪ Bam, I'm fucking smoking them all ♪ 599 00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:58,410 ♪ Bam, you're giving head at last call, oh my ♪ 600 00:27:58,445 --> 00:28:01,116 ♪ Bam, you hatin' 'cause you don't shine ♪ 601 00:28:01,151 --> 00:28:04,284 ♪ So bam, get a life and stay the fuck outta mine ♪ 602 00:28:04,319 --> 00:28:06,792 ♪ You're sad your tits are hanging down to your knees ♪ 603 00:28:06,827 --> 00:28:09,487 ♪ You fuckin' wish you were my smokin' 34 double Ds ♪ 604 00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:12,259 ♪ You got nothing else to do but take it all out on me ♪ 605 00:28:12,294 --> 00:28:13,931 ♪ You know you trippin', fuckin' trippin' ♪ 606 00:28:13,966 --> 00:28:15,801 ♪ On what you wish you could be ♪ 607 00:28:15,836 --> 00:28:18,100 ♪ Plus your acne's so bad that it left you with scars ♪ 608 00:28:18,135 --> 00:28:21,004 ♪ Is that what's behind how fuckin' jealous you are ♪ 609 00:28:21,039 --> 00:28:22,335 ♪ We each lose control the destiny ♪ 610 00:28:22,370 --> 00:28:24,040 ♪ Yo, where we goin' how far ♪ 611 00:28:24,075 --> 00:28:26,339 ♪ Want sweet revenge 'cause in the end ♪ 612 00:28:26,374 --> 00:28:28,242 ♪ You know damn well who's a star ♪ 613 00:28:28,277 --> 00:28:31,344 ♪ So bam, you think I'm such a disgrace ♪ 614 00:28:31,379 --> 00:28:34,182 ♪ Bam, get out of my face ♪ 615 00:28:34,217 --> 00:28:36,547 ♪ Bam, I could give a fuck what you say ♪ 616 00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:39,990 ♪ So bam, sounds to me like you need to get laid ♪ 617 00:28:40,025 --> 00:28:42,828 ♪ Bam, I'm fuckin' smokin' them all ♪ 618 00:28:42,863 --> 00:28:45,831 ♪ Bam, you're giving head at last call ♪ 619 00:28:45,866 --> 00:28:48,196 ♪ Bam, you hatin' 'cause you don't shine ♪ 620 00:28:48,231 --> 00:28:53,201 ♪ So bam, get a life and stay the fuck outta mine ♪ 621 00:28:56,910 --> 00:28:59,570 ♪ Now I know y'all get them haters that hate ya ♪ 622 00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:01,044 ♪ But you gotta know they jealous ♪ 623 00:29:01,079 --> 00:29:02,947 ♪ Or mad they can't date you ♪ 624 00:29:02,982 --> 00:29:05,477 ♪ So let them talk they smack, go ahead and berate you ♪ 625 00:29:05,512 --> 00:29:07,116 ♪ 'Cause what's killing them the most ♪ 626 00:29:07,151 --> 00:29:11,857 ♪ Is they know that they ain't you ♪ 627 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,354 ♪ Yo, homie did you get a wife ♪ 628 00:29:14,389 --> 00:29:16,895 ♪ I bet you're alone, hitting the pipe ♪ 629 00:29:16,930 --> 00:29:19,865 ♪ And I'm here with Rocky spittin' on the mic ♪ 630 00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:23,330 ♪ I bet you wish now that you had my life ♪ 631 00:29:23,365 --> 00:29:25,299 ♪ All the hell I was put through by you ♪ 632 00:29:25,334 --> 00:29:28,269 ♪ You went to jack my ass everyday after school ♪ 633 00:29:28,304 --> 00:29:31,173 ♪ I realize now you're an insecure fool ♪ 634 00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:34,308 ♪ Wishing you was the one making all the boys drool ♪ 635 00:29:34,343 --> 00:29:36,915 ♪ Man, they all drooling over you girl ♪ 636 00:29:36,950 --> 00:29:39,984 ♪ So bam, you think I'm such a disgrace ♪ 637 00:29:40,019 --> 00:29:42,855 ♪ Bam, get out of my face ♪ 638 00:29:42,890 --> 00:29:45,187 ♪ Bam, I could give a fuck what you say ♪ 639 00:29:45,222 --> 00:29:48,454 ♪ So bam, sounds to me like you need to get laid ♪ 640 00:29:48,489 --> 00:29:51,358 ♪ Bam, I'm fucking smoking them all ♪ 641 00:29:51,393 --> 00:29:54,163 ♪ Bam, you're giving head at last call, ooh ♪ 642 00:29:54,198 --> 00:29:56,627 ♪ Bam, you hating 'cause you don't shine ♪ 643 00:29:56,662 --> 00:29:59,498 ♪ So bam, get a life and stay the fuck outta mine ♪ 644 00:29:59,533 --> 00:30:02,171 ♪ You gotta make your mark before the years roll by ♪ 645 00:30:02,206 --> 00:30:05,174 ♪ You can't blame someone else because you didn't try ♪ 646 00:30:05,209 --> 00:30:08,078 ♪ You shoulda hit the gym, use the wrinkle cream ♪ 647 00:30:08,113 --> 00:30:11,048 ♪ Got off your lazy ass, followed your dream ♪ 648 00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:13,644 ♪ And when the fog clears up maybe then you'll see ♪ 649 00:30:13,679 --> 00:30:17,186 ♪ That it's you you fuckin' hate, it was never me ♪ 650 00:30:17,221 --> 00:30:19,991 (women shouting) 651 00:30:22,424 --> 00:30:24,292 ♪ So bam ♪ 652 00:30:24,327 --> 00:30:27,262 (Bigfoot grunting) 653 00:30:30,366 --> 00:30:33,235 - Ugh, we've been traveling over an hour. 654 00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:34,368 I'm getting tired. 655 00:30:34,403 --> 00:30:36,370 - I know, me too, I'm tired. 656 00:30:37,604 --> 00:30:39,472 - Oh, come on, girls buck up. 657 00:30:39,507 --> 00:30:41,639 (audience laugh track) 658 00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:44,917 - Hey, I got an idea. 659 00:30:44,952 --> 00:30:47,150 Why don't we do our number? 660 00:30:47,185 --> 00:30:50,989 - You mean the one we rehearsed to attract the creature? 661 00:30:51,024 --> 00:30:52,991 - Yeah, our dance. 662 00:30:53,026 --> 00:30:54,619 - I can't believe it, 663 00:30:54,654 --> 00:30:57,930 but I think you two have finally come up with a great idea. 664 00:30:57,965 --> 00:31:01,494 I think it's time to do the port-a-Johnny. 665 00:31:01,529 --> 00:31:06,499 (upbeat music) (mystical tinkling) 666 00:31:15,312 --> 00:31:18,247 (flames whooshing) 667 00:31:19,987 --> 00:31:22,284 ♪ It's all through ♪ 668 00:31:22,319 --> 00:31:25,551 ♪ I don't want you ♪ 669 00:31:25,586 --> 00:31:28,994 ♪ The hell you put me through ♪ 670 00:31:29,029 --> 00:31:32,195 ♪ I don't like you ♪ 671 00:31:32,230 --> 00:31:35,528 ♪ Ooh, I found someone new ♪ 672 00:31:35,563 --> 00:31:39,070 ♪ And I'm done with you ♪ 673 00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:42,304 ♪ So don't come knockin' on my back door ♪ 674 00:31:42,339 --> 00:31:46,011 ♪ With the same old stuff I heard before ♪ 675 00:31:46,046 --> 00:31:49,113 ♪ I had enough, I don't want no more ♪ 676 00:31:49,148 --> 00:31:54,118 ♪ And don't come knockin' on my back door ♪ 677 00:31:55,484 --> 00:31:58,716 ♪ You don't own me ♪ 678 00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:02,027 ♪ You can't buy me ♪ 679 00:32:02,062 --> 00:32:04,689 ♪ Tried to control me ♪ 680 00:32:04,724 --> 00:32:08,297 ♪ Just wanted you to hold me ♪ 681 00:32:08,332 --> 00:32:11,432 ♪ Ooh, you said you'd die for me ♪ 682 00:32:11,467 --> 00:32:15,535 ♪ But all you did was lie to me ♪ 683 00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:18,670 ♪ So don't come knockin' on my back door ♪ 684 00:32:18,705 --> 00:32:22,278 ♪ With the same old stuff I heard before ♪ 685 00:32:22,313 --> 00:32:25,710 ♪ I had enough, I don't want no more ♪ 686 00:32:25,745 --> 00:32:30,451 ♪ Don't come knockin' on my back door ♪ 687 00:32:30,486 --> 00:32:33,157 ♪ You got the best of me ♪ 688 00:32:33,192 --> 00:32:36,622 ♪ There ain't much left of me ♪ 689 00:32:36,657 --> 00:32:41,033 ♪ Leave me alone ♪ 690 00:32:41,068 --> 00:32:45,202 ♪ These are the rules from now on ♪ 691 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:11,723 ♪ And these are the rules from now on ♪ 692 00:33:13,463 --> 00:33:18,466 ♪ So get out of my life and move on ♪ 693 00:33:20,272 --> 00:33:23,273 ♪ And don't come knockin' on my back door ♪ 694 00:33:23,308 --> 00:33:26,672 ♪ With the same old stuff I heard before ♪ 695 00:33:26,707 --> 00:33:30,280 ♪ I had enough, I don't want no more ♪ 696 00:33:30,315 --> 00:33:35,087 ♪ Don't come knockin' on my back door ♪ 697 00:33:35,122 --> 00:33:37,518 ♪ You got the best of me ♪ 698 00:33:37,553 --> 00:33:40,686 ♪ There ain't much left of me ♪ 699 00:33:40,721 --> 00:33:44,228 ♪ Leave me alone ♪ 700 00:33:44,263 --> 00:33:47,561 ♪ And don't you come knockin' ♪ 701 00:33:47,596 --> 00:33:50,795 ♪ Don't you come knockin' ♪ 702 00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:55,833 ♪ Don't you come knockin' ♪ 703 00:33:56,803 --> 00:34:00,145 ♪ On my back door, wow ♪ 704 00:34:03,183 --> 00:34:05,777 (Bigfoot grunts) 705 00:34:12,225 --> 00:34:15,160 (Bigfoot grunting) 706 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:17,426 - Where's that coming from? 707 00:34:17,461 --> 00:34:18,757 - I heard it too. 708 00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:20,429 - I think over there. - Over there. 709 00:34:20,464 --> 00:34:22,233 - Yeah, I kinda hear it from over there. 710 00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:23,795 - I can't tell which direction it's coming from. 711 00:34:23,830 --> 00:34:25,599 - Why don't we just split up then? 712 00:34:25,634 --> 00:34:26,765 - You wanna split up? 713 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,272 - Jesse and I will go this way. 714 00:34:28,307 --> 00:34:30,208 You three go that way, 715 00:34:30,243 --> 00:34:31,704 and we'll meet up around the other side. 716 00:34:31,739 --> 00:34:32,837 - So we're gonna split up? 717 00:34:32,872 --> 00:34:34,179 - Yeah, we're gonna split up. 718 00:34:34,214 --> 00:34:34,839 - Okay, go with God, bitches. 719 00:34:34,874 --> 00:34:36,247 Go with God. 720 00:34:36,282 --> 00:34:39,283 (suspenseful music) 721 00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:43,815 - How you feeling, Jesse? 722 00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:44,816 - I'm good. 723 00:34:44,851 --> 00:34:47,390 You know, Sox went down. 724 00:34:48,459 --> 00:34:50,327 Henry's Burger Grill closed. 725 00:34:50,362 --> 00:34:52,560 They just shot the final season of Schitt's Creek, 726 00:34:52,595 --> 00:34:53,660 which sucks. 727 00:34:53,695 --> 00:34:55,662 Which really sucks. 728 00:34:55,697 --> 00:35:00,304 Although it kind of feels like we are in Schitt's Creek. 729 00:35:00,339 --> 00:35:04,902 But that red M&M, I'm so excited they bought back. 730 00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:08,444 They're making it by the bag full, and that's good. 731 00:35:08,479 --> 00:35:10,479 - Jesse, I'm being serious. 732 00:35:10,514 --> 00:35:11,777 You took quite a fall. 733 00:35:11,812 --> 00:35:13,779 Are you okay? 734 00:35:13,814 --> 00:35:14,714 - Yeah, I'm good. 735 00:35:14,749 --> 00:35:15,748 No worries. 736 00:35:15,783 --> 00:35:17,354 - I am worried. 737 00:35:17,389 --> 00:35:19,290 I'm a doctor, it's my job to be worried. 738 00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:22,425 - I thought you were some sort of paranormal doctor? 739 00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:25,329 - I am, but I'm also a doctor of internal medicine as well. 740 00:35:25,364 --> 00:35:27,727 - Oh, that's quite impressive. 741 00:35:27,762 --> 00:35:29,795 - Let's take off your shirt, let me examine you. 742 00:35:29,830 --> 00:35:31,698 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, I just met you. 743 00:35:31,733 --> 00:35:33,601 You're not gonna at least buy me a drink or something? 744 00:35:33,636 --> 00:35:36,208 - (chuckles) So silly, let me just take your shirt. 745 00:35:36,936 --> 00:35:37,836 - Oh, man. 746 00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:42,247 (jugs of water sloshing) 747 00:35:42,282 --> 00:35:44,645 - Okay, I need to look at your neck and your spine. 748 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,185 I'm a bit concerned. 749 00:35:49,982 --> 00:35:51,982 Does it hurt right there? - Ow, yes! 750 00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:54,457 - I'm sorry, that's a hematoma. 751 00:35:54,492 --> 00:35:56,459 - What the hell is that? 752 00:35:56,494 --> 00:35:58,230 - Well, that's not another that 753 00:35:58,265 --> 00:35:59,693 that's where blood is collected 754 00:35:59,728 --> 00:36:02,234 under the skin where the injury was. 755 00:36:02,269 --> 00:36:03,631 Are you feeling dizzy? 756 00:36:03,666 --> 00:36:05,699 - Yeah, a little, yeah. 757 00:36:05,734 --> 00:36:08,636 - Yeah, I'm a little concerned you've got a concussion. 758 00:36:08,671 --> 00:36:10,407 Just don't go to sleep. 759 00:36:10,442 --> 00:36:12,805 Don't take a nap for at least six hours. 760 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,807 - Why is that? 761 00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:16,875 - Because you might not wake up. 762 00:36:16,910 --> 00:36:19,812 (melodramatic music) 763 00:36:19,847 --> 00:36:21,715 (Bigfoot roaring) 764 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:23,387 - Did you hear that? 765 00:36:23,422 --> 00:36:24,388 - What? 766 00:36:24,423 --> 00:36:26,291 - Nothing. 767 00:36:26,326 --> 00:36:28,425 - Put your shirt on, we should go catch up with the girls. 768 00:36:28,460 --> 00:36:29,558 - Okay. 769 00:36:29,593 --> 00:36:32,264 You go ahead, and I'll catch up. 770 00:36:34,961 --> 00:36:36,763 (mysterious grunting) 771 00:36:36,798 --> 00:36:39,799 (suspenseful music) 772 00:36:49,910 --> 00:36:54,913 (Bigfoot grunting) (leaves crunching) 773 00:36:56,389 --> 00:36:57,982 - He's gotta be close. 774 00:36:58,017 --> 00:37:01,425 I mean, those sounds are getting louder and the tracks. 775 00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:03,295 You know, you're lucky when he came up behind you 776 00:37:03,330 --> 00:37:05,792 on the bridge that he didn't hurt you. 777 00:37:05,827 --> 00:37:06,694 Jesse? 778 00:37:07,829 --> 00:37:08,696 Jesse? 779 00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:12,337 Jesse, where'd you go? 780 00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:16,308 Jesse? 781 00:37:19,577 --> 00:37:21,445 - It's so hot. 782 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,348 I don't think we went the right way. 783 00:37:23,383 --> 00:37:24,811 - No. - I don't know. 784 00:37:24,846 --> 00:37:26,582 I wish there was some way we could cool off. 785 00:37:26,617 --> 00:37:27,979 - I put my hair up. 786 00:37:28,014 --> 00:37:29,321 It's not helping. - It's getting hotter. 787 00:37:29,356 --> 00:37:31,048 - Yeah, I don't know what to do. 788 00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,720 - Well, I'm a stripper, so I'm gonna start stripping. 789 00:37:32,755 --> 00:37:34,293 - Oh, that sounds like a good idea. 790 00:37:35,626 --> 00:37:37,021 - Hey, I don't know. - You know what? 791 00:37:37,056 --> 00:37:38,429 - It's not a party until we all do it. 792 00:37:40,026 --> 00:37:40,992 - Don't we have water bottles in our backpacks. 793 00:37:41,027 --> 00:37:42,862 - I've got some water. 794 00:37:43,931 --> 00:37:46,338 - I know what you're thinking. 795 00:37:47,671 --> 00:37:50,001 ♪ All of the boys thought it was a dream ♪ 796 00:37:50,036 --> 00:37:51,673 - Ta-da! 797 00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:55,809 ♪ So many faces, don't know what's real ♪ 798 00:37:55,844 --> 00:37:57,844 ♪ Screaming in the night ♪ 799 00:37:57,879 --> 00:38:02,882 ♪ How can I know what's wrong or right ♪ 800 00:38:03,984 --> 00:38:05,720 ♪ Caught in the middle of love ♪ 801 00:38:05,755 --> 00:38:06,820 - [Penny] Much better. 802 00:38:07,856 --> 00:38:10,362 ♪ Living in love ♪ 803 00:38:10,397 --> 00:38:12,661 ♪ Caught in the middle of love ♪ 804 00:38:12,696 --> 00:38:14,058 (Bigfoot grunting) 805 00:38:14,093 --> 00:38:15,059 - [Daisy] Touch the booty, touch the booty. 806 00:38:15,094 --> 00:38:16,698 The booty gets hot too. 807 00:38:16,733 --> 00:38:19,096 ♪ Turn to the left, put up a fight ♪ 808 00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:23,903 ♪ I'm upside down, you know it's not right ♪ 809 00:38:23,938 --> 00:38:28,479 - This feel so much better, oh my God. 810 00:38:28,514 --> 00:38:29,513 - Ow! 811 00:38:29,548 --> 00:38:31,812 ♪ Which way to turn ♪ 812 00:38:31,847 --> 00:38:34,881 ♪ Caught in the middle of love ♪ 813 00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:36,586 (Bigfoot grunting) 814 00:38:36,621 --> 00:38:41,525 ♪ Living in love, caught in the middle of love ♪ 815 00:38:42,561 --> 00:38:43,659 (static buzzing) 816 00:38:43,694 --> 00:38:45,122 - Hi, I'm Director Jim Wynorski, 817 00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:47,762 and I'm stopping this film right now. 818 00:38:47,797 --> 00:38:49,830 There's just too much gratuitous sex. 819 00:38:49,865 --> 00:38:52,063 (pies slapping) 820 00:38:52,098 --> 00:38:55,099 (suspenseful music) 821 00:40:30,295 --> 00:40:33,505 (guns clicking) 822 00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:36,541 (gunshots blasting) 823 00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:38,576 - Jesse? 824 00:40:40,173 --> 00:40:41,040 Jesse! 825 00:40:42,142 --> 00:40:43,108 - Freeze! 826 00:40:43,143 --> 00:40:44,747 - (gasps) Who are you? 827 00:40:44,782 --> 00:40:46,177 - Who the hell are you? 828 00:40:46,212 --> 00:40:49,213 - I'm Dr. Dawn from the Dr. Dawn Show! 829 00:40:49,248 --> 00:40:50,247 - Dr. Dawn. 830 00:40:50,282 --> 00:40:51,886 - Who's that? 831 00:40:51,921 --> 00:40:54,284 - The Dr. Dawn Show was canceled 20 years ago. 832 00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:56,561 - Well, who are you, where are you from? 833 00:40:56,596 --> 00:41:00,125 - We're from 2050, and we're here hunting Bigfoot. 834 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,798 - We were here first, we're hunting Bigfoot. 835 00:41:02,833 --> 00:41:04,668 - We're the ones that are gonna hunt Bigfoot 836 00:41:04,703 --> 00:41:06,131 because we need his crap. 837 00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:07,539 - Oh no, you're not. 838 00:41:07,574 --> 00:41:09,706 - Yeah, and it's worth trillions. 839 00:41:09,741 --> 00:41:12,005 - You're telling me that you are collecting his poop? 840 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,237 - We're getting his poop. 841 00:41:13,272 --> 00:41:16,009 - Bigfoot is passing gold bars? 842 00:41:16,044 --> 00:41:18,880 - Practically, and we're gonna be rich! 843 00:41:18,915 --> 00:41:20,310 - Yes! - That's right. 844 00:41:20,345 --> 00:41:22,653 - I'm a scientist, this is fascinating. 845 00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:23,819 What are you gonna do with it? 846 00:41:23,854 --> 00:41:25,150 - Doesn't matter what you think 847 00:41:25,185 --> 00:41:27,856 because we have the big guns. 848 00:41:27,891 --> 00:41:30,925 - Oh yeah, well look at these guns. 849 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,894 (balloons bouncing loudly) 850 00:41:32,929 --> 00:41:33,994 - She's got pretty big guns. 851 00:41:34,029 --> 00:41:35,325 - Wow. - Yeah. 852 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,602 - Those are... (audience laugh track) 853 00:41:37,637 --> 00:41:38,603 big guns. 854 00:41:38,638 --> 00:41:39,967 Well, what about yours? 855 00:41:41,168 --> 00:41:43,740 - We got big guns too. - Mm-hmm. 856 00:41:43,775 --> 00:41:46,644 (audience laugh track) 857 00:41:46,679 --> 00:41:48,338 - So you are out. 858 00:41:48,373 --> 00:41:51,143 - You're not gonna hurt him with those guns, are you? 859 00:41:51,178 --> 00:41:54,278 - No, we're just gonna scare the poop out of him. 860 00:41:54,313 --> 00:41:56,280 (woman laughs) 861 00:41:56,315 --> 00:41:57,886 - What do you do in the future? 862 00:41:57,921 --> 00:41:59,690 What is this poop gonna be for? 863 00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,593 (woman laughs) 864 00:42:01,628 --> 00:42:02,891 I need to know about this, I need to know about everything. 865 00:42:02,926 --> 00:42:04,321 - All right, enough of this. 866 00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:05,322 - Well, tell me about the future. 867 00:42:05,357 --> 00:42:06,323 What is it about? 868 00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:07,797 - I'm gonna zap her. 869 00:42:07,832 --> 00:42:11,064 (energy whirring) 870 00:42:11,099 --> 00:42:12,230 All right, that's good, let's go. 871 00:42:12,265 --> 00:42:13,198 - Okay. 872 00:42:13,233 --> 00:42:14,100 - Jesse? 873 00:42:15,873 --> 00:42:16,740 Jesse! 874 00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:18,610 Jesse? 875 00:42:20,911 --> 00:42:22,075 (upbeat music) 876 00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:25,177 (letters whooshing) 877 00:42:25,212 --> 00:42:26,816 - Whoo! - Whoo hoo! 878 00:42:28,116 --> 00:42:29,984 - Hey, let's try some Bigfoot calling! 879 00:42:30,019 --> 00:42:31,722 - Oh yeah, let's do that. 880 00:42:31,757 --> 00:42:32,888 - Let's try it. 881 00:42:32,923 --> 00:42:35,088 (party favors blasting) 882 00:42:35,123 --> 00:42:36,727 - [Dawn] Bigfoot! 883 00:42:36,762 --> 00:42:38,322 (cow mooing) (whistle blowing) 884 00:42:38,357 --> 00:42:39,994 Whoo! - Whoo! 885 00:42:40,029 --> 00:42:41,963 Come out, come out, Bigfoot! 886 00:42:41,998 --> 00:42:43,393 Okay, that one again, that one again. 887 00:42:43,428 --> 00:42:47,298 (party favor blasting) 888 00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:49,201 (cow mooing) 889 00:42:49,236 --> 00:42:51,137 Okay, let's try that one, see what that one does. 890 00:42:51,172 --> 00:42:56,109 (dog barking) (laser blasting) 891 00:42:56,144 --> 00:42:58,342 (women laughing) 892 00:42:58,377 --> 00:42:59,684 That should do it. 893 00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,114 Come out, come out, Bigfoot. 894 00:43:01,149 --> 00:43:02,247 - Yeah, where's Bigfoot, come on. 895 00:43:02,282 --> 00:43:03,886 - Okay, try the first one again. 896 00:43:03,921 --> 00:43:05,316 Try that one, that was a good one. 897 00:43:05,351 --> 00:43:09,793 (dinosaur roaring) (sheep bleating) 898 00:43:10,730 --> 00:43:11,696 (Bigfoot grunting) 899 00:43:11,731 --> 00:43:14,325 (rear end squeaking) 900 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,701 Whoo! (laughs) 901 00:43:16,736 --> 00:43:18,065 That was very loud! 902 00:43:18,100 --> 00:43:20,397 Let's put the volume up, whoo! 903 00:43:20,432 --> 00:43:22,839 (man belching) 904 00:43:22,874 --> 00:43:25,809 (melodramatic music) (Bigfoot grunting) 905 00:43:25,844 --> 00:43:27,305 (quirky laughing) 906 00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:28,207 Whoo! 907 00:43:31,245 --> 00:43:34,312 (playful music) (gunshots blasting) 908 00:43:34,347 --> 00:43:36,919 (cow mooing) (women cheering) 909 00:43:36,954 --> 00:43:38,316 (rear end squeaking) (bell dinging) 910 00:43:38,351 --> 00:43:41,022 (gunshot blasting) 911 00:43:41,057 --> 00:43:43,860 Guys, guys! - What happened? 912 00:43:43,895 --> 00:43:44,993 - Where's Jesse? 913 00:43:45,028 --> 00:43:47,028 - I don't know, Jesse's gone. 914 00:43:47,063 --> 00:43:48,898 - What happened? - I don't know. 915 00:43:48,933 --> 00:43:51,703 I mean, I look around and she's just not there anymore. 916 00:43:51,738 --> 00:43:52,396 Don't know where she went. 917 00:43:52,431 --> 00:43:53,738 - Oh my God. 918 00:43:53,773 --> 00:43:55,036 - Did Bigfoot come back for her? 919 00:43:55,071 --> 00:43:57,236 - He came back for her! - Oh my God. 920 00:43:57,271 --> 00:43:58,875 - I think so, I don't know. 921 00:43:58,910 --> 00:44:00,745 I don't know anything! 922 00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:02,175 - Where did it happen? - You didn't see anything? 923 00:44:02,210 --> 00:44:04,342 - Look, we've got two hours of daylight left. 924 00:44:04,377 --> 00:44:05,915 We gotta find her. 925 00:44:05,950 --> 00:44:06,784 - We gotta hurry, come on. 926 00:44:06,819 --> 00:44:07,917 - Oh my God. 927 00:44:07,952 --> 00:44:09,215 So are we still gonna be famous 928 00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:10,920 even if we don't find the bitch? 929 00:44:10,955 --> 00:44:13,252 (women chattering) 930 00:44:13,287 --> 00:44:18,290 ♪ Woke up today, I saw the look in your eyes ♪ 931 00:44:21,196 --> 00:44:26,199 ♪ It's something wrong, won't be your partner in crime ♪ 932 00:44:29,468 --> 00:44:34,471 ♪ Sent a letter, wanting the kids down the block ♪ 933 00:44:37,278 --> 00:44:41,412 ♪ One dose of your lethal injection ♪ 934 00:44:41,447 --> 00:44:46,450 ♪ Guarantees you zero ejection for the sense ♪ 935 00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:50,355 - Oh my God, today sucked. 936 00:44:50,390 --> 00:44:52,357 - I'm so worried about Jesse. 937 00:44:52,392 --> 00:44:54,194 - Yeah, we looked all day long. 938 00:44:54,229 --> 00:44:56,493 If we didn't find her, I mean, there's not much chance. 939 00:44:56,528 --> 00:44:58,066 - No, don't think that way. 940 00:44:58,101 --> 00:44:59,133 - She's probably dead. 941 00:44:59,168 --> 00:45:01,003 - No, she made it once. 942 00:45:01,038 --> 00:45:03,907 Wait, wait, what if they found her and she's on the news? 943 00:45:03,942 --> 00:45:05,172 What if it's on the news? 944 00:45:05,207 --> 00:45:07,504 - Bitch, we can't watch no news. 945 00:45:07,539 --> 00:45:09,407 There's no power. 946 00:45:09,442 --> 00:45:11,343 We're lucky to have these itty bitty flashlights. 947 00:45:11,378 --> 00:45:13,015 - I don't wanna give up. 948 00:45:13,050 --> 00:45:15,919 - So what if she's out there dead and bloody. 949 00:45:15,954 --> 00:45:18,515 Shouldn't we call Dateline? 950 00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,484 - No! - No, we can't tell Dateline. 951 00:45:20,519 --> 00:45:21,925 - Like, they'd be interested. 952 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,157 This would be a scoop. 953 00:45:23,192 --> 00:45:24,521 - You would never be famous. 954 00:45:24,556 --> 00:45:26,160 - Dateline isn't gonna make me famous? 955 00:45:26,195 --> 00:45:27,359 - No, we're gonna get in big trouble. 956 00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:28,558 You can't call the TV. 957 00:45:28,593 --> 00:45:30,329 - They're gonna send a crew out. 958 00:45:30,364 --> 00:45:31,528 They're gonna find her. 959 00:45:31,563 --> 00:45:32,903 And you'll never get to be famous 960 00:45:32,938 --> 00:45:34,102 'cause we didn't find her! 961 00:45:34,137 --> 00:45:35,103 (dramatic music) (hand banging) 962 00:45:35,138 --> 00:45:36,940 (women screaming) 963 00:45:36,975 --> 00:45:38,843 - What was that? 964 00:45:38,878 --> 00:45:40,339 - Jesse! 965 00:45:40,374 --> 00:45:41,846 - [Daisy] Jesse! 966 00:45:43,850 --> 00:45:45,080 - Oh my God. 967 00:45:45,115 --> 00:45:46,345 - She's alive. 968 00:45:46,380 --> 00:45:48,248 - What happened? 969 00:45:48,283 --> 00:45:50,085 - Oh my God, when I left you, I went down the hill. 970 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,515 - We were so worried. 971 00:45:51,550 --> 00:45:53,088 - I was walking around for a bit, 972 00:45:53,123 --> 00:45:56,861 and I like saw Bigfoot in the distance. 973 00:45:56,896 --> 00:45:58,522 - Again? 974 00:45:58,557 --> 00:46:01,558 - Just all of a sudden it made a beeline for me. 975 00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:03,164 And I was like kinda behind rocks. 976 00:46:03,199 --> 00:46:04,935 And he started chasing me. 977 00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,365 And then he came close to me, 978 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,465 and he was trying to pull my bra off. 979 00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:08,466 - Oh my God. 980 00:46:08,501 --> 00:46:10,336 (women chattering) 981 00:46:10,371 --> 00:46:13,878 (women screaming) 982 00:46:13,913 --> 00:46:15,143 Wait, that's nothing. 983 00:46:15,178 --> 00:46:16,606 He actually physically... 984 00:46:16,641 --> 00:46:19,048 (women screaming) 985 00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:20,478 Tried to take my bra off. 986 00:46:20,513 --> 00:46:23,415 - He's a pervert, first and foremost. 987 00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:25,054 Just saying. 988 00:46:25,089 --> 00:46:26,924 - Guys, listen, he's not just after me. 989 00:46:26,959 --> 00:46:28,255 He's about a block away. 990 00:46:28,290 --> 00:46:30,191 (women screaming) 991 00:46:30,226 --> 00:46:31,929 He's on my tail. 992 00:46:31,964 --> 00:46:33,326 - He's coming, he's coming to the house? 993 00:46:33,361 --> 00:46:35,559 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 994 00:46:35,594 --> 00:46:38,001 Aren't we trying to find this mother fucker? 995 00:46:38,036 --> 00:46:40,168 - Okay, but you can't fight him off with flashlights. 996 00:46:40,203 --> 00:46:41,598 You guys need to be armed. 997 00:46:41,633 --> 00:46:43,204 (women chattering excitedly) 998 00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:44,942 - Oh my God, weapons, weapons, weapons! 999 00:46:44,977 --> 00:46:46,405 - Go get 'em. 1000 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:47,406 - Let's get the weapons. - Let's get the weapons. 1001 00:46:47,441 --> 00:46:48,979 - [Penny] Weapons! 1002 00:46:50,675 --> 00:46:51,916 - Do y'all see anything? 1003 00:46:51,951 --> 00:46:53,115 - Nope. - No. 1004 00:46:54,954 --> 00:46:58,120 - Wait a second, where's Jesse? 1005 00:46:58,155 --> 00:47:00,320 Did we lose her again? 1006 00:47:00,355 --> 00:47:02,124 - Do you think Bigfoot got her? 1007 00:47:02,159 --> 00:47:04,863 - Nah, she's just in the room changing. 1008 00:47:06,031 --> 00:47:07,591 - It's been a stressful day. 1009 00:47:07,626 --> 00:47:08,933 - What do we do? 1010 00:47:08,968 --> 00:47:10,396 - We need to change up the mood. 1011 00:47:10,431 --> 00:47:14,103 - You know the best way to de-stress? 1012 00:47:14,138 --> 00:47:17,337 Put on some good tunes and shake some ass. 1013 00:47:18,373 --> 00:47:20,472 - Yeah, let's do it. 1014 00:47:20,507 --> 00:47:22,540 Yeah! - Lets do it! 1015 00:47:22,575 --> 00:47:25,576 (upbeat rock music) 1016 00:47:27,481 --> 00:47:29,085 ♪ I wanna strip, I wanna strut ♪ 1017 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,021 ♪ I wanna get messed up ♪ 1018 00:47:31,056 --> 00:47:34,651 ♪ Load up my cauldron on the bar and act like a slut ♪ 1019 00:47:34,686 --> 00:47:36,488 ♪ Tell dirty jokes, do lines of coke ♪ 1020 00:47:36,523 --> 00:47:38,556 ♪ Crank up my heart and race ♪ 1021 00:47:38,591 --> 00:47:43,594 ♪ If a cop pulls me over, I'll punch him right in the face ♪ 1022 00:47:45,202 --> 00:47:49,072 ♪ Yeah, I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1023 00:47:50,042 --> 00:47:51,943 ♪ You with me, yeah ♪ 1024 00:47:51,978 --> 00:47:56,508 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life, hell yeah ♪ 1025 00:47:59,117 --> 00:48:02,646 ♪ I wanna flirt, I wanna cheat, I wanna bone my ex ♪ 1026 00:48:02,681 --> 00:48:06,485 ♪ I'll keep you guessing, boys, and not return your texts ♪ 1027 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:10,324 ♪ Do body shots, flash my top, back up and hop on a plane ♪ 1028 00:48:10,359 --> 00:48:15,362 ♪ I'm talking Vegas, girls, it's gonna be insane ♪ 1029 00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:20,697 ♪ Hey, I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1030 00:48:22,008 --> 00:48:23,700 ♪ You with me, yeah ♪ 1031 00:48:23,735 --> 00:48:28,342 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life, hell yeah ♪ 1032 00:48:53,402 --> 00:48:58,405 ♪ I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1033 00:48:59,507 --> 00:49:01,144 ♪ Are you with me, yeah ♪ 1034 00:49:01,179 --> 00:49:06,050 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life ♪ 1035 00:49:07,152 --> 00:49:08,613 ♪ Come on, girls ♪ 1036 00:49:08,648 --> 00:49:13,453 ♪ I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1037 00:49:14,423 --> 00:49:16,324 ♪ You with me, yeah ♪ 1038 00:49:16,359 --> 00:49:21,032 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life, hell yeah ♪ 1039 00:49:23,399 --> 00:49:28,402 ♪ I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1040 00:49:29,372 --> 00:49:31,075 ♪ You with me, yeah ♪ 1041 00:49:31,110 --> 00:49:35,706 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life ♪ 1042 00:49:47,390 --> 00:49:52,393 ♪ I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1043 00:49:53,495 --> 00:49:55,132 ♪ Are you with me, yeah ♪ 1044 00:49:55,167 --> 00:49:59,763 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life ♪ 1045 00:50:00,733 --> 00:50:02,403 ♪ Come on, girls ♪ 1046 00:50:02,438 --> 00:50:07,342 ♪ I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1047 00:50:08,312 --> 00:50:10,213 ♪ You with me, yeah ♪ 1048 00:50:10,248 --> 00:50:14,811 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life, hell yeah ♪ 1049 00:50:17,387 --> 00:50:22,390 ♪ I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1050 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:24,788 ♪ You with me, yeah ♪ 1051 00:50:24,823 --> 00:50:29,826 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life ♪ 1052 00:50:32,402 --> 00:50:37,405 ♪ I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1053 00:50:39,805 --> 00:50:44,808 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life, hell yeah ♪ 1054 00:50:53,456 --> 00:50:56,259 (birds chirping) 1055 00:50:57,361 --> 00:51:00,428 (footsteps thudding) 1056 00:51:01,794 --> 00:51:03,860 - What a perfect day for a hunt. 1057 00:51:03,895 --> 00:51:06,236 - Oh, it's absolutely beautiful. 1058 00:51:06,271 --> 00:51:07,831 - We should look for tracks first. 1059 00:51:08,867 --> 00:51:09,734 - Yeah. 1060 00:51:11,309 --> 00:51:12,440 - You girls got your weapons? 1061 00:51:12,475 --> 00:51:14,244 - Yep, locked and loaded. 1062 00:51:14,279 --> 00:51:16,642 Hey, isn't someone missing? 1063 00:51:16,677 --> 00:51:19,216 - Oh yeah, the brunettes. 1064 00:51:19,251 --> 00:51:21,680 - Jesse, Tilly, while we're young! 1065 00:51:22,551 --> 00:51:24,287 - She's gone! 1066 00:51:24,322 --> 00:51:26,652 Jesse's disappeared again. 1067 00:51:26,687 --> 00:51:27,785 - What do you mean? 1068 00:51:27,820 --> 00:51:29,622 - I looked for her everywhere. 1069 00:51:29,657 --> 00:51:33,263 In the bathrooms, the bedrooms, the garage, poof! 1070 00:51:33,298 --> 00:51:34,693 - What? - Yeah. 1071 00:51:34,728 --> 00:51:37,696 (finger rattling) 1072 00:51:37,731 --> 00:51:41,238 - Something stinks in Denmark. 1073 00:51:41,273 --> 00:51:42,932 And I'll tell you why. 1074 00:51:42,967 --> 00:51:45,341 Do you guys remember yesterday 1075 00:51:45,376 --> 00:51:50,379 she "supposedly" fell off a bridge onto a big rock? 1076 00:51:51,778 --> 00:51:53,943 Bitch didn't have a scratch on her. 1077 00:51:53,978 --> 00:51:58,552 And then she showed up at the house last night, 1078 00:51:58,587 --> 00:52:00,389 face on point. 1079 00:52:00,424 --> 00:52:01,522 - That was weird. 1080 00:52:02,888 --> 00:52:04,558 - Hair did. 1081 00:52:05,990 --> 00:52:07,264 - What are you saying? 1082 00:52:07,299 --> 00:52:09,299 Are you saying that... 1083 00:52:09,334 --> 00:52:10,729 That she made this up? 1084 00:52:10,764 --> 00:52:12,665 That Bigfoot really didn't attack her? 1085 00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:15,371 - Yeah, I mean, you know what, with all that fur, 1086 00:52:15,406 --> 00:52:16,966 that's probably the fur that we found. 1087 00:52:17,001 --> 00:52:19,375 She went back and got it when she disappeared. 1088 00:52:19,410 --> 00:52:20,805 - And that thing about the bra strap. 1089 00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,510 I mean, that was weird. 1090 00:52:22,545 --> 00:52:24,380 I didn't believe that. - She's crazy. 1091 00:52:24,415 --> 00:52:28,879 - And last night she said the fool was like a block away 1092 00:52:29,882 --> 00:52:31,915 and coming right for us. 1093 00:52:31,950 --> 00:52:34,357 Dude never showed up. 1094 00:52:34,392 --> 00:52:37,558 - And we were dancing all sexy and everything. 1095 00:52:37,593 --> 00:52:39,329 I mean, if he was out there, 1096 00:52:39,364 --> 00:52:41,562 he would've for sure come and got us. 1097 00:52:42,928 --> 00:52:44,829 - Let's go look for him, her and Bigfoot. 1098 00:52:44,864 --> 00:52:46,435 - Yeah, let's track 'em both. 1099 00:52:47,438 --> 00:52:48,569 - Can we call Dateline? 1100 00:52:50,441 --> 00:52:53,244 - So I have been practicing at home, which my boyfriend, 1101 00:52:53,279 --> 00:52:55,411 Roger, didn't really like it 'cause I was doing that... 1102 00:52:55,446 --> 00:52:56,709 (hissing like a cat) 1103 00:52:56,744 --> 00:52:58,216 You know, getting my Catgirl on. 1104 00:52:59,285 --> 00:53:01,450 And doing my paw licking stuff. 1105 00:53:01,485 --> 00:53:03,419 (Dawn moaning) 1106 00:53:03,454 --> 00:53:05,718 - And people think I'm hallucinating, 1107 00:53:05,753 --> 00:53:07,489 but I know it was the real Elvis 1108 00:53:07,524 --> 00:53:10,294 'cause he told me and he assured me. 1109 00:53:10,329 --> 00:53:13,396 - So I said, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, 1110 00:53:13,431 --> 00:53:15,332 ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. 1111 00:53:16,962 --> 00:53:18,566 I've been trying to get out of the stripping business 1112 00:53:18,601 --> 00:53:21,866 for a minute now, trying to find a new career. 1113 00:53:21,901 --> 00:53:24,440 And I really wanna get famous. 1114 00:53:24,475 --> 00:53:27,377 - I don't do dog stuff 'cause I'm a cat, right? 1115 00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:30,644 So we're all gonna be getting our spirit guide animal, 1116 00:53:30,679 --> 00:53:32,547 getting the animalistic thing. 1117 00:53:32,582 --> 00:53:37,013 And that's really gonna bring out the feminine pheromones 1118 00:53:37,048 --> 00:53:39,884 in all of us, but our animalistic kind. 1119 00:53:39,919 --> 00:53:42,788 - My sponsorship has been going down a little. 1120 00:53:42,823 --> 00:53:45,494 So what I did... 1121 00:53:45,529 --> 00:53:48,992 - I decided to get into the... 1122 00:53:49,027 --> 00:53:51,665 - Was I said, I'm gonna go find Bigfoot. 1123 00:53:51,700 --> 00:53:54,602 - Looking for Bigfoot business. 1124 00:53:54,637 --> 00:53:56,769 - I'm gonna get a selfie with Bigfoot. 1125 00:53:56,804 --> 00:53:58,408 - So I'm very excited. 1126 00:53:58,443 --> 00:54:01,444 You know, we got a bunch of girls here. 1127 00:54:01,479 --> 00:54:03,941 We're all gonna be getting our furry on. 1128 00:54:03,976 --> 00:54:07,714 - And hopefully there is a Bigfoot out there somewhere, 1129 00:54:07,749 --> 00:54:09,584 and if there is... 1130 00:54:09,619 --> 00:54:12,081 - And we're gonna find him, and we're gonna get him. 1131 00:54:12,116 --> 00:54:15,458 We're gonna empower him with our femininity. 1132 00:54:15,493 --> 00:54:17,020 - I'm gonna find him. 1133 00:54:17,055 --> 00:54:19,627 - We're gonna interact with him. 1134 00:54:19,662 --> 00:54:22,729 We're gonna find out about his thoughts and his feelings 1135 00:54:22,764 --> 00:54:24,764 and his inner self, and why he's been 1136 00:54:24,799 --> 00:54:26,832 hiding out all these years. 1137 00:54:26,867 --> 00:54:28,636 - I would bet on me. 1138 00:54:28,671 --> 00:54:30,737 If you're a betting person, Vegas odds have it, 1139 00:54:30,772 --> 00:54:32,838 that we're 50 to one, whatever that means. 1140 00:54:32,873 --> 00:54:34,477 I'm not a betting person. 1141 00:54:34,512 --> 00:54:38,415 - So I met some other girls along the way, 1142 00:54:38,450 --> 00:54:40,615 and they are out to do the same thing. 1143 00:54:41,585 --> 00:54:43,519 Five girls together? 1144 00:54:43,554 --> 00:54:46,489 Now come on guys, you can't beat that. 1145 00:54:47,591 --> 00:54:49,327 We're gonna get him. 1146 00:54:50,429 --> 00:54:53,496 (gentle piano music) 1147 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:02,065 ♪ I'm not the beast ya think I am ♪ 1148 00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:06,509 ♪ Been hunted down since time began ♪ 1149 00:55:06,544 --> 00:55:10,106 ♪ For years and years, I ran and ran ♪ 1150 00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:15,111 ♪ I think it's time I made a plan ♪ 1151 00:55:16,752 --> 00:55:19,082 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot no more ♪ 1152 00:55:19,117 --> 00:55:22,756 ♪ I wanna be wild and sore ♪ 1153 00:55:22,791 --> 00:55:23,922 - Hey, baby. 1154 00:55:23,957 --> 00:55:26,463 ♪ All of the ladies for sure ♪ 1155 00:55:26,498 --> 00:55:29,994 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot no more ♪ 1156 00:55:30,029 --> 00:55:32,535 (car crashing) 1157 00:55:32,570 --> 00:55:35,835 ♪ All I am is just a myth ♪ 1158 00:55:35,870 --> 00:55:39,443 ♪ Till someone proves that I exist ♪ 1159 00:55:39,478 --> 00:55:43,040 ♪ But no one seems to get the gist ♪ 1160 00:55:43,075 --> 00:55:46,978 ♪ To be free is all I wish ♪ 1161 00:55:47,013 --> 00:55:52,016 ♪ Oh, whoa, whoa, I don't wanna be Bigfoot no more ♪ 1162 00:55:53,118 --> 00:55:55,624 ♪ I wanna be wild and sore ♪ 1163 00:55:55,659 --> 00:55:59,463 ♪ Dance with all of the ladies for sure ♪ 1164 00:55:59,498 --> 00:56:04,501 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot no more, hey ♪ 1165 00:56:08,705 --> 00:56:13,708 ♪ All right now ♪ 1166 00:56:16,944 --> 00:56:20,044 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1167 00:56:20,079 --> 00:56:25,016 ♪ Oh, whoa, whoa, I don't wanna be Bigfoot no more ♪ 1168 00:56:25,051 --> 00:56:28,624 (explosion blasting) 1169 00:56:28,659 --> 00:56:32,155 ♪ Dance with all of the ladies for sure ♪ 1170 00:56:32,190 --> 00:56:35,796 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot, oh, whoa, whoa ♪ 1171 00:56:35,831 --> 00:56:39,833 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot no more ♪ 1172 00:56:39,868 --> 00:56:43,133 ♪ I wanna be wild and sore ♪ 1173 00:56:43,168 --> 00:56:46,939 ♪ Dance with all of the ladies for sure ♪ 1174 00:56:46,974 --> 00:56:50,646 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot ♪ 1175 00:56:50,681 --> 00:56:54,144 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot ♪ 1176 00:56:54,179 --> 00:56:58,588 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot no more ♪ 1177 00:57:11,867 --> 00:57:13,262 (signal beeping) 1178 00:57:13,297 --> 00:57:15,132 - Wait, I'm getting a signal. 1179 00:57:15,167 --> 00:57:19,543 It's detecting something right here. 1180 00:57:19,578 --> 00:57:20,874 - Do you see anything? 1181 00:57:20,909 --> 00:57:22,007 - What is it? 1182 00:57:22,042 --> 00:57:24,548 - Someone fell here recently. 1183 00:57:24,583 --> 00:57:26,011 - Who? 1184 00:57:26,046 --> 00:57:27,782 - Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm getting it. 1185 00:57:30,919 --> 00:57:33,986 There's some hot chicks. 1186 00:57:34,021 --> 00:57:34,921 (audience laugh track) 1187 00:57:34,956 --> 00:57:36,054 - What? - Wait. 1188 00:57:36,089 --> 00:57:37,187 Are they hotter than, than us? 1189 00:57:37,222 --> 00:57:38,661 - No. - No way. 1190 00:57:38,696 --> 00:57:40,058 - No. 1191 00:57:40,093 --> 00:57:43,963 But it means that there's a lot of them. 1192 00:57:43,998 --> 00:57:45,767 - No way. 1193 00:57:45,802 --> 00:57:47,835 - And they're also hunting Bigfoot. 1194 00:57:49,806 --> 00:57:53,137 It just means that we're gonna have to be hotter, 1195 00:57:54,305 --> 00:57:57,680 faster, sexier and... 1196 00:57:57,715 --> 00:57:58,879 - Bustier! 1197 00:57:58,914 --> 00:58:01,178 - Yes. - Bustier, that's it. 1198 00:58:01,213 --> 00:58:02,850 Now I know what we're gonna have to do. 1199 00:58:02,885 --> 00:58:06,216 We're gonna have to use this press-ta-digitizer, 1200 00:58:06,251 --> 00:58:08,251 and we're gonna need to transport out of here 1201 00:58:08,286 --> 00:58:09,923 to a better location. 1202 00:58:09,958 --> 00:58:11,056 We can do this. - Yes. 1203 00:58:11,091 --> 00:58:12,255 - Ready? - I'm ready. 1204 00:58:12,290 --> 00:58:13,795 - All right and... 1205 00:58:15,326 --> 00:58:18,063 (beam whirring) 1206 00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,234 (tires rumbling) 1207 00:58:28,944 --> 00:58:32,682 - Bubba, you are getting rid of that ugly TV 1208 00:58:33,751 --> 00:58:35,278 if it is the last thing you do. 1209 00:58:35,313 --> 00:58:38,215 I don't care if it's got a built in VHS. 1210 00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:40,052 - It's battery operated! 1211 00:58:40,087 --> 00:58:42,692 - You stole it from the thrift store. 1212 00:58:42,727 --> 00:58:44,859 And how much do you think you're gonna get for it now? 1213 00:58:44,894 --> 00:58:46,058 - Oh, come on, sis. 1214 00:58:46,093 --> 00:58:47,697 You got it so easy. 1215 00:58:47,732 --> 00:58:49,798 I'm trying to pay for college here, all right? 1216 00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:51,899 - Oh, pfft, I take care of your ass. 1217 00:58:51,934 --> 00:58:54,935 Here, it's $2, take it. 1218 00:58:54,970 --> 00:58:56,574 What I owe you, 10 more? 1219 00:58:58,336 --> 00:59:02,008 Now, Bubba, you cannot get caught stealing again, all right? 1220 00:59:02,043 --> 00:59:03,845 You're not gonna be able to go to college 1221 00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,848 because you're gonna go to the pokey! 1222 00:59:06,883 --> 00:59:09,081 You remember that time that you got caught 1223 00:59:09,116 --> 00:59:11,787 flashing those nuns in public? 1224 00:59:11,822 --> 00:59:14,152 (both laughing) 1225 00:59:14,187 --> 00:59:15,725 - Yeah. 1226 00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,629 - Well, you stole those prescription drugs 1227 00:59:18,664 --> 00:59:20,257 from that store after hours? 1228 00:59:20,292 --> 00:59:22,160 - Oh my God. 1229 00:59:22,195 --> 00:59:23,799 Yeah, I remember that. 1230 00:59:23,834 --> 00:59:25,064 - Bubba, you're old enough now you are 1231 00:59:25,099 --> 00:59:26,934 gonna go to the big house. 1232 00:59:26,969 --> 00:59:29,200 - What, really? 1233 00:59:29,235 --> 00:59:31,070 - I'm gonna go on down just right past this crick, 1234 00:59:31,105 --> 00:59:32,643 and you're gonna get this thing outta here. 1235 00:59:32,678 --> 00:59:33,875 Do you understand? 1236 00:59:34,812 --> 00:59:37,945 (tires rumbling) 1237 00:59:37,980 --> 00:59:38,847 Now git! 1238 00:59:48,254 --> 00:59:49,121 (Bubba grunts) 1239 00:59:49,156 --> 00:59:50,419 Go, go, go! 1240 00:59:50,454 --> 00:59:52,927 - It's battery-operated, come on. 1241 00:59:56,427 --> 00:59:57,668 - Attaboy. 1242 01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:05,907 Get in. 1243 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:10,978 - All right, let's go. 1244 01:00:11,013 --> 01:00:12,111 - I'm proud of you, Bubba. 1245 01:00:12,146 --> 01:00:13,376 Let's go get some ice cream. 1246 01:00:19,384 --> 01:00:22,055 (solemn music) 1247 01:00:23,454 --> 01:00:26,389 (Bigfoot grunting) 1248 01:00:31,429 --> 01:00:36,432 (static buzzing) (TV chatter) 1249 01:00:40,207 --> 01:00:42,779 - Hello, I'm Screens. 1250 01:00:42,814 --> 01:00:46,948 I work as a monitoring system for Robo Sports Action Now. 1251 01:00:46,983 --> 01:00:49,247 - Oh, I can't believe I'm actually afraid of a penis. 1252 01:00:49,282 --> 01:00:50,380 Who would've thought? 1253 01:00:50,415 --> 01:00:51,381 - [Woman] A blue one at that. 1254 01:00:51,416 --> 01:00:52,151 - I don't wanna die! 1255 01:00:54,353 --> 01:00:57,255 (TV beeping) 1256 01:00:57,290 --> 01:01:00,797 (people shouting) 1257 01:01:00,832 --> 01:01:04,768 (suspenseful electronic music) 1258 01:01:07,135 --> 01:01:09,168 (TV chatter) 1259 01:01:09,203 --> 01:01:12,006 (slow pop music) 1260 01:01:14,373 --> 01:01:17,308 (Bigfoot grunting) 1261 01:01:18,916 --> 01:01:21,246 (TV beeping) 1262 01:01:23,019 --> 01:01:24,381 - No, no! 1263 01:01:24,416 --> 01:01:25,954 (thrilling music) 1264 01:01:25,989 --> 01:01:27,384 (TV beeping) 1265 01:01:27,419 --> 01:01:30,827 - [Announcer] It's the Dr. Dawn Show in 3D. 1266 01:01:31,896 --> 01:01:34,490 With your host, Dr. Dawn. 1267 01:01:34,525 --> 01:01:36,866 Tonight's special guest, Penny Blossom. 1268 01:01:36,901 --> 01:01:41,200 And tonight's topic is none other than Bigfoot as usual. 1269 01:01:41,235 --> 01:01:43,466 Hello, Dr. Gail. 1270 01:01:43,501 --> 01:01:47,910 - Hi, I'm Dr. Dawn, doctor of parapsychology, 1271 01:01:47,945 --> 01:01:50,880 doctor of internal medicine and sometimes surgery. 1272 01:01:50,915 --> 01:01:54,917 And I'm here with my very special guest, Penny Blossom. 1273 01:01:54,952 --> 01:01:56,853 - Hi! 1274 01:01:56,888 --> 01:01:58,855 - And tonight we're gonna be talking about Bigfoot. 1275 01:01:58,890 --> 01:02:00,285 - Yay. 1276 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,419 - So Penny, you think you actually so Bigfoot? 1277 01:02:02,454 --> 01:02:04,828 - Oh, I know I saw him. 1278 01:02:04,863 --> 01:02:08,260 My friends doubted me, but I was up near Sacramento. 1279 01:02:08,295 --> 01:02:10,262 I was panning for gold 'cause you know, 1280 01:02:10,297 --> 01:02:12,099 I'm a golddigger. (giggles) 1281 01:02:12,134 --> 01:02:14,970 And there he was in the distance, and my friend said, 1282 01:02:15,005 --> 01:02:16,400 "No, that's not Bigfoot." 1283 01:02:16,435 --> 01:02:18,303 And I said, "It is, I know it's Bigfoot." 1284 01:02:18,338 --> 01:02:23,308 He's a big and handsome, young looking ape and... (laughs) 1285 01:02:25,147 --> 01:02:27,081 I didn't know what to do, and then he disappeared. 1286 01:02:27,116 --> 01:02:28,082 - Oh, was he handsome? 1287 01:02:28,117 --> 01:02:29,512 Was he really handsome? 1288 01:02:29,547 --> 01:02:31,085 Was he really hairy chest and everything? 1289 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,889 Oh! - Oh my God. 1290 01:02:32,924 --> 01:02:35,089 - My viewers know that I wrote a bestseller. 1291 01:02:35,124 --> 01:02:38,389 It's called Bigfoot and Dr. Dawn: The True Love Story. 1292 01:02:38,424 --> 01:02:40,831 And we have been communicating, telepathically. 1293 01:02:40,866 --> 01:02:43,097 He's been coming every night in my dreams. 1294 01:02:43,132 --> 01:02:45,363 And so we're going to be going and finding him. 1295 01:02:45,398 --> 01:02:48,839 So are you excited to be on this expedition with us, Penny? 1296 01:02:48,874 --> 01:02:50,500 - I am so excited. 1297 01:02:50,535 --> 01:02:52,205 Be still my beating heart. 1298 01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:53,910 (women giggling) (Bigfoot grunting) 1299 01:02:53,945 --> 01:02:56,176 - We've had a few expeditions before, 1300 01:02:56,211 --> 01:02:58,882 and some of the girls didn't make it, unfortunately. 1301 01:02:58,917 --> 01:03:00,477 Last time we had a bear incident. 1302 01:03:00,512 --> 01:03:02,380 But this time's gonna be really good 1303 01:03:02,415 --> 01:03:05,581 'cause we have our guns locked and loaded and ready to go. 1304 01:03:05,616 --> 01:03:08,056 Yes? - I have my crossbow. 1305 01:03:08,091 --> 01:03:09,387 And I don't wanna kill Bigfoot, 1306 01:03:09,422 --> 01:03:11,323 but I, we need to be protected. 1307 01:03:11,358 --> 01:03:12,962 - Oh no, we're not gonna kill him. 1308 01:03:12,997 --> 01:03:15,294 No, no, no, we're gonna, we're gonna find him. 1309 01:03:15,329 --> 01:03:16,460 We're gonna lure him in. 1310 01:03:16,495 --> 01:03:18,297 We're gonna seduce him. 1311 01:03:18,332 --> 01:03:21,971 And we're gonna have a relationship, right? 1312 01:03:22,006 --> 01:03:24,006 - That's right. 1313 01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:27,075 - I'm gonna finish my fantasy book about him 1314 01:03:27,110 --> 01:03:28,208 because, oh wow. 1315 01:03:28,243 --> 01:03:30,045 He's so big and handsome. 1316 01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:32,575 And, oh, I can't wait to just to meet him 1317 01:03:32,610 --> 01:03:34,610 and have him hold me in his arms, 1318 01:03:34,645 --> 01:03:38,350 and his big, hairy, his big hairy chest against mine. 1319 01:03:38,385 --> 01:03:41,859 Oh, just to make out and kiss with him and ooh, ooh! 1320 01:03:42,686 --> 01:03:43,352 Ooh! 1321 01:03:46,492 --> 01:03:50,626 ♪ You know you never told me ♪ 1322 01:03:50,661 --> 01:03:55,873 ♪ Driving me crazy in a living hell ♪ 1323 01:03:57,503 --> 01:04:01,175 ♪ I don't wanna think about it, but I just can't resist ♪ 1324 01:04:09,284 --> 01:04:12,417 (gentle guitar music) 1325 01:04:26,972 --> 01:04:29,368 ♪ Without you, without you ♪ 1326 01:04:29,403 --> 01:04:32,107 ♪ I fall from grace ♪ 1327 01:04:32,142 --> 01:04:34,406 ♪ Without you, without you ♪ 1328 01:04:34,441 --> 01:04:37,310 ♪ Don't even know my face ♪ 1329 01:04:37,345 --> 01:04:42,348 ♪ Without you ♪ 1330 01:04:43,450 --> 01:04:45,351 ♪ Without you, without you ♪ 1331 01:04:45,386 --> 01:04:48,090 ♪ My silence ♪ 1332 01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:51,060 (energy whirring) 1333 01:04:51,095 --> 01:04:52,523 - Where are we now? 1334 01:04:52,558 --> 01:04:54,965 - Two kilometers from where we were last. 1335 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,329 - North, West, South, what? 1336 01:04:56,364 --> 01:04:58,001 - I don't know. 1337 01:04:58,036 --> 01:04:59,431 (audience laugh track) 1338 01:04:59,466 --> 01:05:00,696 - Well, let's just take a look around. 1339 01:05:00,731 --> 01:05:01,598 - What is this? 1340 01:05:04,042 --> 01:05:05,943 - Holy moth balls! 1341 01:05:07,012 --> 01:05:08,341 That looks like a piece of crap! 1342 01:05:08,376 --> 01:05:11,080 - [Together] Bigfoot's crap! 1343 01:05:11,115 --> 01:05:12,477 - Oh God, what are we gonna do? 1344 01:05:12,512 --> 01:05:15,216 We can't touch it. - Okay, I got an idea. 1345 01:05:15,251 --> 01:05:17,383 Let's put our energy together, 1346 01:05:17,418 --> 01:05:20,320 and transport it forward to 2050. 1347 01:05:20,355 --> 01:05:22,025 - That's it, that's it. 1348 01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:24,962 - [Together] Beyond ho, away we go. 1349 01:05:26,130 --> 01:05:27,998 Beyond ho, away we go. 1350 01:05:29,628 --> 01:05:31,496 Beyond ho, away we go. 1351 01:05:33,269 --> 01:05:35,137 Beyond ho, away we go. 1352 01:05:37,537 --> 01:05:41,077 - Holy crap, we're gonna be trillionaires! 1353 01:05:41,112 --> 01:05:42,144 - I love it! 1354 01:05:42,179 --> 01:05:44,179 (women squealing) 1355 01:05:44,214 --> 01:05:46,709 - Oh my God, that was a big one! 1356 01:05:48,086 --> 01:05:50,548 (somber music) 1357 01:05:56,226 --> 01:05:57,225 - Oh my God. 1358 01:05:58,261 --> 01:06:00,393 - Oh wow. - What is that? 1359 01:06:01,429 --> 01:06:03,165 It's a hoof print. 1360 01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,431 Looks like I'm finally gonna get my selfie. 1361 01:06:05,466 --> 01:06:07,532 - [dawn] It's so big. 1362 01:06:07,567 --> 01:06:10,403 And you know what they say about men with big feet? 1363 01:06:10,438 --> 01:06:13,670 - My ex-boyfriend had big feet, definitely worth it. 1364 01:06:13,705 --> 01:06:17,377 - This monster probably has pretty big hands too. 1365 01:06:17,412 --> 01:06:19,346 - He's close by. 1366 01:06:19,381 --> 01:06:20,479 - Let's go find him. 1367 01:06:20,514 --> 01:06:21,480 Let's get that selfie for you. 1368 01:06:21,515 --> 01:06:23,086 - Let's get the selfie. 1369 01:06:23,121 --> 01:06:24,087 - Let's go get this fool, ladies. 1370 01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:36,759 - [Penny] I think she's definitely from the loony bin. 1371 01:06:36,794 --> 01:06:39,465 - [Daisy] Oh yeah, that's plausible. 1372 01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:41,434 - You know what, we set out to find Bigfoot. 1373 01:06:41,469 --> 01:06:42,732 Let's just go look for him. 1374 01:06:42,767 --> 01:06:44,074 We'll find her on the way. 1375 01:06:44,109 --> 01:06:47,605 - Ladies, I think at this point 1376 01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:52,610 we really gotta accept there ain't no Bigfoot! 1377 01:06:55,450 --> 01:06:58,451 (suspenseful music) 1378 01:07:02,556 --> 01:07:07,559 (Bigfoot grunting) (footsteps pattering) 1379 01:07:18,572 --> 01:07:21,309 (water rushing) 1380 01:07:25,150 --> 01:07:26,611 - [Tilly] We may never see that girl again. 1381 01:07:26,646 --> 01:07:29,152 - Yeah. - She's lost forever probably. 1382 01:07:29,187 --> 01:07:30,714 - She may be gone for good. 1383 01:07:30,749 --> 01:07:32,617 (women scream) 1384 01:07:32,652 --> 01:07:34,190 - Jesse! 1385 01:07:34,225 --> 01:07:35,587 Where have you been? 1386 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,590 - Don't give me that look, I know that look. 1387 01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:40,394 - Bitch! - I know, I know, I know. 1388 01:07:40,429 --> 01:07:43,760 I got up early this morning, and I was inspired. 1389 01:07:43,795 --> 01:07:45,861 And I always like to write when I'm inspired. 1390 01:07:45,896 --> 01:07:49,535 And I wrote a song for our quest to get Bigfoot. 1391 01:07:49,570 --> 01:07:50,668 - For what? - We were worried about you. 1392 01:07:50,703 --> 01:07:52,538 - I wrote a song. 1393 01:07:52,573 --> 01:07:55,244 I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but you'll love the song. 1394 01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:56,674 - So you wrote a song? 1395 01:07:56,709 --> 01:07:57,708 - Of course, it's about all of us. 1396 01:07:57,743 --> 01:07:59,182 - All right. 1397 01:07:59,217 --> 01:08:00,480 - Actually. - Can we hear the song? 1398 01:08:00,515 --> 01:08:01,613 - I wanna hear it. - Yeah. 1399 01:08:01,648 --> 01:08:03,483 - You ready? - Yeah. 1400 01:08:03,518 --> 01:08:04,880 - Now I wrote it with like a Western spaghetti, 1401 01:08:04,915 --> 01:08:06,222 Southern twang kind of a feel to it. 1402 01:08:06,257 --> 01:08:07,355 Like kind of a like, you know, 1403 01:08:07,390 --> 01:08:09,819 my relative's Mr. Jesse James. 1404 01:08:09,854 --> 01:08:12,327 - Oh, that's cool. - Love it. 1405 01:08:13,924 --> 01:08:18,828 ♪ Oh, it's Bigfoot or bust, we're gonna get you with lust ♪ 1406 01:08:19,930 --> 01:08:21,468 ♪ No turning back, it's a must ♪ 1407 01:08:21,503 --> 01:08:25,274 ♪ There's just no giving up ♪ 1408 01:08:25,309 --> 01:08:29,938 ♪ Five girls with big guns that will take that as it comes ♪ 1409 01:08:29,973 --> 01:08:35,185 ♪ We came here to have fun and get the job done ♪ 1410 01:08:36,815 --> 01:08:40,454 ♪ We're gonna scour these woods and stay hot on your trail ♪ 1411 01:08:40,489 --> 01:08:45,492 ♪ Get sexy, lure you to us, and we're not gonna fail ♪ 1412 01:08:47,298 --> 01:08:50,893 ♪ Oh, it's Bigfoot or bust, we're gonna get you with lust ♪ 1413 01:08:51,995 --> 01:08:53,500 ♪ No turning back, it's a must ♪ 1414 01:08:53,535 --> 01:08:56,800 ♪ There's just no giving up ♪ 1415 01:08:56,835 --> 01:09:01,673 ♪ Five girls with big guns, and I'll take that as it comes ♪ 1416 01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:06,414 ♪ We came here to have fun and get the job done ♪ 1417 01:09:06,449 --> 01:09:08,779 ♪ We're gonna scour these woods ♪ 1418 01:09:08,814 --> 01:09:11,287 ♪ And be hot on your trail ♪ 1419 01:09:11,322 --> 01:09:13,619 ♪ Get sexy, lure you too us ♪ 1420 01:09:13,654 --> 01:09:16,787 ♪ We're not gonna fail, come on ♪ 1421 01:09:16,822 --> 01:09:21,627 ♪ Oh, Bigfoot or bust, get you with lust ♪ 1422 01:09:21,662 --> 01:09:23,893 ♪ No turning back, it's a must ♪ 1423 01:09:23,928 --> 01:09:27,270 ♪ There's just no giving up ♪ 1424 01:09:27,305 --> 01:09:29,734 - [Together] Bigfoot or Bust! 1425 01:09:29,769 --> 01:09:31,274 (Jesse whistles) 1426 01:09:31,309 --> 01:09:32,473 (hands clapping) 1427 01:09:32,508 --> 01:09:33,903 - [Jesse] Yeah! 1428 01:09:33,938 --> 01:09:36,675 (Bigfoot grunting) (women cheering) 1429 01:09:36,710 --> 01:09:38,710 - [Dawn] Jesse, love it! 1430 01:09:40,846 --> 01:09:42,483 (energy whirring) 1431 01:09:42,518 --> 01:09:43,484 - We did it. 1432 01:09:43,519 --> 01:09:45,453 Mission accomplished. 1433 01:09:45,488 --> 01:09:47,884 - Yeah, it's time to go back to the future. 1434 01:09:47,919 --> 01:09:49,259 - Back to 2050. 1435 01:09:49,294 --> 01:09:51,591 - Hey, we can't go like this. 1436 01:09:51,626 --> 01:09:52,955 We need to change. 1437 01:09:52,990 --> 01:09:54,792 (audience laugh track) - You're right. 1438 01:09:54,827 --> 01:09:55,694 You're first, go. 1439 01:09:58,666 --> 01:09:59,632 (bell chiming) 1440 01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:01,436 Right there, and ready? 1441 01:10:02,373 --> 01:10:05,803 (energy whirring) 1442 01:10:05,838 --> 01:10:07,002 - Awesome. 1443 01:10:07,037 --> 01:10:07,904 - No, okay. 1444 01:10:09,512 --> 01:10:11,314 (bells chiming) 1445 01:10:11,349 --> 01:10:14,009 (energy whirring) 1446 01:10:16,387 --> 01:10:17,617 It's getting better. - Yeah. 1447 01:10:17,652 --> 01:10:18,783 - Maybe a little bit, you know? 1448 01:10:18,818 --> 01:10:20,422 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 1449 01:10:20,457 --> 01:10:22,919 (bells chiming) (energy whirring) 1450 01:10:22,954 --> 01:10:25,790 Oh yeah, uh huh. - Beautiful. 1451 01:10:25,825 --> 01:10:28,496 - Looking fabulous, you're next. 1452 01:10:28,531 --> 01:10:29,926 Go on in there. 1453 01:10:29,961 --> 01:10:31,598 (bells chiming) 1454 01:10:31,633 --> 01:10:33,831 Ready? - Mm-hmm, yeah. 1455 01:10:33,866 --> 01:10:35,503 - And. 1456 01:10:35,538 --> 01:10:39,705 (quirky laughing) (energy whirring) 1457 01:10:40,543 --> 01:10:41,674 Nah, one more. 1458 01:10:43,106 --> 01:10:45,843 (bells chiming) 1459 01:10:46,714 --> 01:10:48,351 Ready? 1460 01:10:48,386 --> 01:10:51,750 (energy whirring) (quirky laughing) 1461 01:10:51,785 --> 01:10:53,785 Oh yeah. 1462 01:10:53,820 --> 01:10:55,754 (laughs) Perfect! 1463 01:10:55,789 --> 01:10:56,755 Now me. 1464 01:10:58,726 --> 01:11:01,562 (quirky laughing) (energy whirring) 1465 01:11:01,597 --> 01:11:02,530 What do you think? 1466 01:11:04,699 --> 01:11:05,698 We're ready. 1467 01:11:08,769 --> 01:11:11,572 All right, team, we did it. 1468 01:11:12,509 --> 01:11:14,036 We're looking great. 1469 01:11:14,071 --> 01:11:18,007 Time for 2050. 1470 01:11:18,042 --> 01:11:20,911 (energy whirring) 1471 01:11:22,651 --> 01:11:24,387 - Whoa, check out the red carpet. 1472 01:11:25,918 --> 01:11:27,522 What is this, the Academy Awards? 1473 01:11:27,557 --> 01:11:28,655 I thought we were hunting Bigfoot. 1474 01:11:28,690 --> 01:11:30,492 You really didn't have to. 1475 01:11:30,527 --> 01:11:31,658 (Bigfoot grunting) 1476 01:11:31,693 --> 01:11:32,791 - What was that? 1477 01:11:32,826 --> 01:11:34,364 That was something big in there. 1478 01:11:34,399 --> 01:11:35,794 - [Jesse] It sure sounded big. 1479 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:38,665 (suspenseful music) (Bigfoot grunting) 1480 01:11:38,700 --> 01:11:40,095 (women shouting) 1481 01:11:40,130 --> 01:11:42,504 - That's Bigfoot, that's Bigfoot! 1482 01:11:42,539 --> 01:11:44,539 - Fuck, I wanna be famous! 1483 01:11:44,574 --> 01:11:47,575 (suspenseful music) 1484 01:11:48,611 --> 01:11:51,348 (alert ringing) 1485 01:11:58,181 --> 01:11:59,653 (Rusty squealing) 1486 01:11:59,688 --> 01:12:00,720 - Did you get an alert? - Yes, we did. 1487 01:12:00,755 --> 01:12:02,557 He's up on the overlook. 1488 01:12:02,592 --> 01:12:04,625 That critter's up there right now, let's go, move it. 1489 01:12:04,660 --> 01:12:06,055 Here you go, let's go. 1490 01:12:06,090 --> 01:12:07,529 Come on, move it, go, go, go, go. 1491 01:12:07,564 --> 01:12:08,596 - There he is! - Go, go, go! 1492 01:12:10,127 --> 01:12:11,434 Go, go, go! 1493 01:12:11,469 --> 01:12:12,402 - Got you. - Go! 1494 01:12:13,768 --> 01:12:14,635 - Don't you move. 1495 01:12:16,441 --> 01:12:18,100 - Stop, stop, don't hurt him. 1496 01:12:20,577 --> 01:12:23,941 - Oh my God, this is really happening. 1497 01:12:23,976 --> 01:12:26,911 (Bigfoot grunting) 1498 01:12:27,980 --> 01:12:28,847 - Oh! 1499 01:12:33,623 --> 01:12:36,723 - Damn, he's kinda hot. 1500 01:12:36,758 --> 01:12:39,759 (suspenseful music) 1501 01:12:50,871 --> 01:12:53,872 - Oh, Bigfoot, I've looked for you my entire life. 1502 01:12:53,907 --> 01:12:55,511 You're so amazing. 1503 01:12:55,546 --> 01:12:57,876 - You've never hurt anyone, have you? 1504 01:12:57,911 --> 01:12:58,778 - Oh. 1505 01:13:00,749 --> 01:13:02,914 - You poor thing, I'm so sorry. 1506 01:13:04,819 --> 01:13:05,686 Go! 1507 01:13:07,558 --> 01:13:09,492 - Go. - Go, go, Bigfoot! 1508 01:13:10,594 --> 01:13:11,923 Go, Bigfoot! - Go. 1509 01:13:13,058 --> 01:13:15,190 - Go, Bigfoot! - Go, just go. 1510 01:13:17,898 --> 01:13:18,930 - I love you Bigfoot. 1511 01:13:21,869 --> 01:13:25,640 - Hey ladies, what do you have cornered up there? 1512 01:13:25,675 --> 01:13:26,773 - Nothing. 1513 01:13:26,808 --> 01:13:28,478 - Ain't nothin' to see here. 1514 01:13:28,513 --> 01:13:30,546 - Oh, sure hell, let's go, go. 1515 01:13:32,550 --> 01:13:35,485 (Bigfoot grunting) 1516 01:13:40,052 --> 01:13:42,250 Sorry to bug you, ladies. 1517 01:13:42,285 --> 01:13:44,219 Let's go. - Told you so. 1518 01:13:48,665 --> 01:13:51,666 (upbeat rock music) 1519 01:14:00,072 --> 01:14:01,610 - I didn't do it. 1520 01:14:01,645 --> 01:14:02,511 I'm innocent. 1521 01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:10,883 ♪ If I could make a wish, go back in time ♪ 1522 01:14:13,657 --> 01:14:18,660 ♪ I'd try to change it up, commit a crime ♪ 1523 01:14:21,797 --> 01:14:26,195 ♪ Knowing hindsight is 20-20 ♪ 1524 01:14:26,230 --> 01:14:29,836 ♪ Filled with lust ♪ 1525 01:14:29,871 --> 01:14:34,874 ♪ Had I known I'd still be alive ♪ 1526 01:14:36,306 --> 01:14:40,814 ♪ A animal, hunt you down like a cannibal ♪ 1527 01:14:41,883 --> 01:14:43,916 ♪ You got me running ♪ 1528 01:14:43,951 --> 01:14:48,954 ♪ Animal, big, strong, so incredible ♪ 1529 01:14:51,992 --> 01:14:56,995 ♪ I'm tired of doing the same old things day after day ♪ 1530 01:15:00,033 --> 01:15:03,067 ♪ Try to run, try to hide my fears ♪ 1531 01:15:03,102 --> 01:15:07,973 ♪ But the world's turned gray ♪ 1532 01:15:08,008 --> 01:15:11,878 ♪ The scary madness I've come to like ♪ 1533 01:15:11,913 --> 01:15:16,146 ♪ Wandering through a maze ♪ 1534 01:15:16,181 --> 01:15:21,184 ♪ Help me get out, wake up, fly away ♪ 1535 01:15:22,792 --> 01:15:27,058 ♪ Animal, hunt you down like a cannibal ♪ 1536 01:15:28,028 --> 01:15:30,094 ♪ You got me running ♪ 1537 01:15:30,129 --> 01:15:35,132 ♪ Animal, big, strong, so incredible ♪ 1538 01:15:36,135 --> 01:15:38,267 ♪ And I'm coming ♪ 1539 01:15:38,302 --> 01:15:43,272 ♪ Animal, call me crazy, think you're beautiful, oh ♪ 1540 01:15:45,243 --> 01:15:50,015 ♪ You're just an animal ♪ 1541 01:15:50,050 --> 01:15:53,623 ♪ Round and round and round again ♪ 1542 01:15:53,658 --> 01:15:58,661 ♪ But I can make no promises ♪ 1543 01:16:00,324 --> 01:16:03,765 ♪ Now I'm looking carefully for footprints up a pass ♪ 1544 01:16:38,868 --> 01:16:43,871 (woman panting) (animal howling) 1545 01:16:47,008 --> 01:16:52,011 ♪ Animal, hunt you down like a cannibal ♪ 1546 01:16:52,981 --> 01:16:54,882 ♪ You got me running ♪ 1547 01:16:54,917 --> 01:16:59,920 ♪ Animal, big, strong, so incredible ♪ 1548 01:17:01,022 --> 01:17:03,022 ♪ And I'm coming ♪ 1549 01:17:03,057 --> 01:17:08,060 ♪ Animal, might be crazy, think you're beautiful ♪ 1550 01:17:09,965 --> 01:17:14,132 ♪ You're such an animal, animal ♪ 1551 01:17:14,167 --> 01:17:17,168 ♪ Just an animal, animal ♪ 1552 01:17:17,203 --> 01:17:19,742 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1553 01:17:27,279 --> 01:17:29,345 ♪ Animal ♪ 1554 01:17:37,388 --> 01:17:40,323 (Bigfoot grunting) 1555 01:17:42,096 --> 01:17:44,228 (Jim laughs)