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[suspenseful music plays]

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Official YIFY movies site:
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[commentator] Tonight, if there were
a moon, it'd be full to the brim

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with pure anticipation for this
historic moment in football.

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Or soccer.

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But in most places, it's football.

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But no matter what you call the game,
it all starts with a ball.

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And a person.

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And their foot.

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This nail-biter comes down to Zlatan,
in the final game before the All-Star Cup.

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I'm Rob Stone.

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Will Zlatan make it happen?

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Zlatan always makes it happen.

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Was he… Was he pointing at me? [gulps]

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Yes, I'm pointing at you, Rob Stone.

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How are you even hearing me and--

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Dude, concentrate on the penalty shot.

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What? This shot?

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[drum roll]

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[Rob] Zlatan shoots. And Zlatan…

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[upbeat music plays]

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[screams] …scores!

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-[whistle blows]
-[crowd cheers]

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Now that is good football. Or soccer.

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-But mostly football. I'm Rob Stone.
-[goalkeeper moans]

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[goalkeeper grunts, moans]

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In a mere 24 hours,

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someone will go home with
that prestigious, shiny All-Star Cup.

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Until then, fans will be asking themselves

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who will be named
the All-Star Cup All-Star

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of all All-Stars of all time?

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-[Zlatan] That's easy.
-Huh?

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It will be… Ah! Zlatan!

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Spoiler alert! Aha!

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As I was trying to say--

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Zlatan!

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Okay!

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Zlatan!

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[crickets chirping]

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Let's find out what soccer fans think.

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Weird Al Yankovic! What's your take?

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-[tense music plays]
-[button tapping]

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I think the All-Star Cup All-Star
of all All-Stars of all time will be

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me!

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-[cat meows]
-[Weird Al moans]

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Oh, that's rich.
And by rich, I mean hilarious and dumb.

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Hey, hear me out.

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Wouldn't I be the All-Star Cup All-Star
of all All-Stars of all time if I were to,

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oh, I don't know,

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borrow a teensy bit of soccer skills
from each player using advanced genetics?

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Weird Al knows advanced genetics?

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Know it? It's one of my doctorates!

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How else could I have come up
with "I Think I'm a Clone Now"?

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[screams] How, Rob? How could I have?

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[mumbles]

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Weird Al?

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Yes, Rob Stone?

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Are you a mad scientist?

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I mean… [hesitates]

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Who would say yes to that, Rob?

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Would a mad scientist
actually say yes to that?

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Well, you're not saying
you aren't a mad scientist.

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What I'm saying is, Weird Al can do
anything he sets his mind to.

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Observe.

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This free kick, into that net.

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-[loud thud]
-[grunts]

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[screams] Ow! Ow, man!

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[whistles, grunts]

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There we go!

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And now time for some fan commentary.

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Hey, you, tall person in a trench coat.

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-[boy] We're spotted.
-He's coming!

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Who do you think will be named
the All-Star of all All-Stars?

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Megan! Megan!

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-[boy 1] It's Ronaldo.
-Megan!

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-[grunts] Quit punching.
-[boy 1] Hey!

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And we're done here!

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We'll see you at the All-Star game.

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For now, my name is--

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[Weird Al] Rob Stone, think fast!

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-[screams]
-[boy grunts]

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-[boy 1] We lost the coat!
-[girl] Also losing balance.

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[girl 1] We are not losing my chance
to get a selfie with Megan Rapinoe!

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[girl 2] Nautai, not the time!

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-[boy 1 whimpers]
-[boy 2] Whoa!

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-We're going down!
-[all scream]

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[boy 1 whispers] We're gonna get caught.

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[girl 2] Quiet, Palio.

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[Nautai] Rapinoe, where you at?

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Nautai, not the time!

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[girl 1] I think not!

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-Hmm.
-What was that for, Zana?

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Goalie's instinct.

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[whispers] We should make this fast.
Security's gonna come soon.

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Mama needs a Megan selfie,
let's not waste a second.

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[Zana] Is that who I think it is?

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-Amazing! This can't be real!
-[gasps] What?

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[dramatic music plays]

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I think not!

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Ooh. Whoops.

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[gasps] You blocked Zlatan.

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-Zana, I'll miss you.
-We're dead!

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Goalie's instinct?

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You got talent.
Not Zlatan's talent, but still talent.

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Don't feel bad though,
no one has Zlatan's talent.

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[Palio] That is true.

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-[Nautai] Nautai does.
-[Palio] What?

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At least when it comes to juggling, which,

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from this display,
appears to be Zlatan's kryptonite.

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Oh, snap!

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I propose a juggle-off.

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Double snap.

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The confidence I admire.

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But Zlatan is a pro.
A pro does not juggle against a kid.

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Oh, you mean against a kid
you're afraid will beat you?

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Then again,
I'm currently off the clock, which means

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Zlatan is happy to trounce anyone.

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And he will trounce you.
Come on, Tai, be reasonable.

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Reasonable? [scoffs]

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Not my thing.

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All right. Make space, people.
Juggle-off on.

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Allow Zlatan to show you
how to juggle like Zlatan.

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[triumphant music plays]

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[all gasp]

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[blowing]

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[all cheer]

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-Zlatan rules!
-Yeah!

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Uh, wow, tough act to follow.

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Nautai can always back out.

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Ah, but Nautai never will.

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Can I get a "juggle-off on"?

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Technically it was never off.

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Just say, "Juggle-off on."

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I can turn it off, then turn it on.
Would that work?

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Juggle-off on!

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[uptempo violin music plays]

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[cheers]

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-Nautai!
-Nice!

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Zlatan is impressed, but also curious
how you four got in here.

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We snuck in to meet you.

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We're a street football team.
We've been saving for tickets.

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It's not easy though,
we live in the trailers by the old dump.

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Down the Dead River from the new dump.

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The point is, we started a business
so we could buy tickets.

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And it took off,
thanks to being inspired by you.

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And Megan!
By the by, do you guys hang out?

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Trying to get a selfie.

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Nautai, not the time.

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Call us the Creature Catchers.

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"Pest control"?

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Highest-rated pest control on Yelp.
Five stars. Whoop-whoop!

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We run toward the stuff
everyone else runs away from.

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That's our slogan. Woot.

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And this is our commercial.

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Oh, what? Gah! [grunts]

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That is a rabbit's tongue. Ugh.

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And what are those zappy things?

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Homemade electro-<i>bolas.</i>

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[Palio chuckles]

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And those? What is that?
Let me guess, homemade electro-balls?

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Homemade stun balls.

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[people talk indistinctly]

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Your every Yelp star has been earned,
my friends.

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Zlatan's never seen anyone fight off
a rabid raccoon using a back-heel.

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-[Palio] Zlatan likes it!
-[Zana] All you, O'Dang.

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I got inspired by your back-heel goal
against Bastia in 2013.

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Seems like soccer's
more than just a game for you.

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We bring soccer
into every aspect of our lives.

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Makes it hard to go to libraries.

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I can imagine.

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Only a great team could have caught
a rabid skunk.

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Teamwork is how you avoid
getting sprayed by stink.

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Like playing against Ronaldo.
Anyway, you're good at what you do.

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[all cheer]

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Yes, yes, yes!

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Or maybe you're incredibly stupid
and very lucky.

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But either way,
you've earned those tickets.

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Tickets sold out fast,
so we're out of luck.

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Good thing I got four extra.

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They are all yours,

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if you promise you got my back
with any creatures that need catching.

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[crickets chirping]

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Hello?

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[mumbles]

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-Deal!
-Deal!

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[Zana] Yes, yes!

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Thank you so much.

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I mean, all we wanted to do is say thanks
and give you a coupon. And now this?

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Ooh.

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Zlatan didn't get to the top
by turning down coupons.

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I'll get the tickets.
Back in two minutes. Don't move.

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-I can't even!
-An itch on my arm!

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[all] Don't move!

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[groans]

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Nothing Zlatan likes more
than coming through

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on a promise to his fans.

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And not getting distracted at all. [gasps]

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What's that?

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A present! To Zlatan?

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"Open me." I sure will, mystery gift.

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Oh! I hope it's a jetpack.

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[tense music plays, stops]

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Eh, already got one.

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Now, a jetpack, there's a mystery gift.

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Ah…

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They all want selfies.

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Gotta make my ponytail pretty for selfies.

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-[ball buzzing]
-What the…

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Ew!

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[screams]

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-Was that Zlatan?
-That sounded bad.

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-I'll just itch real quick, yeah?
-[all] Don't move!

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[grunts, groans]

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[sighs]

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[tense music plays]

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Oh.

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A cutie little slug baby.

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What's your name, sluggy baby?

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[screeches]

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Lovely! Is that a family name?

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Slug baby?

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-[slug screeches]
-[Zlatan screams]

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-O'Dang, wait!
-He said don't move! Stay frozen!

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Can't hear you, running away!

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[moans] That's better.

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Zlatan! You all right?

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[Zlatan] Sluggy? You there? Sluggy?

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[tense music continues]

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[screams]

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Phew! Slug baby, come on out.

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Zlatan's taking you
to the slug baby orphanage.

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Or I can squash you.

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Your choice, tough guy.

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-[loud thud]
-[Zlatan screams]

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[tense music continues]

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[knocks on glass]

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Zlatan, you okay?

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Stay in there,
I'm hunting a green glowy thing.

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[slug screeches]

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[screams] Slug!

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Yeah, exactly, a slug!

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No, behind you!

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-[screeches]
-[grunts, screams]

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[screams] Zlatan!

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[groans] Hey. Get off my ponytail!

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It's my best feature,
after my talent and face! [screams]

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Get off!

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-[Zlatan groans]
-[screeches]

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No! Do not, worm!

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[screams]

252
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,291
[Zlatan screams] What's happening?

253
00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:14,583
No, this was a new uniform!

254
00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,833
No. My lucky socks!

255
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:21,541
[Zlatan groans, screams]

256
00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:23,000
No…

257
00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:26,166
[Zlatan growls]

258
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,041
What happened?

259
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,166
Uh, there was an incident.

260
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,791
[all gasp]

261
00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:38,791
What kind of incident causes that?

262
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:44,250
What kind?
The mutant Zlatan kind! [grunts]

263
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,458
[all scream]

264
00:12:46,541 --> 00:12:47,666
[Zlatan grunts]

265
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:53,083
Now, before he became a mutant, did he…

266
00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:54,833
Did he give you the tickets?

267
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:56,500
No.

268
00:12:56,583 --> 00:13:00,375
[all scream] No!

269
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:05,000
[triumphant music plays]

270
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,666
[triumphant music ends]

271
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:35,708
-[Nautai] Get the goo dripping.
-[Palio] I'm getting it.

272
00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:36,833
-Say cheese!
-Yes.

273
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,125
A neon slug hatched out of a soccer ball,

274
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:41,541
then turned Zlatan
into a rampaging mutant.

275
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:42,458
[dial tone]

276
00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:43,875
-Hello?
-Cheese!

277
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,250
So 911 hung up. We're on our own.

278
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,625
[sighs] Well, guess we're heading home.

279
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:55,625
We promised Zlatan we'd have his back
with creatures that needed catching.

280
00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:59,000
Turns out, he's the creature. [shivers]

281
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,500
Oh, I'm all for keeping promises.

282
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:05,500
But I'm also all for
not getting killed by Mutant Zlatan.

283
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:09,708
I hear that, Palio. Alone,
each of us would definitely get killed.

284
00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:12,250
But remember what Zlatan said?

285
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:15,083
We catch creatures. We play football.

286
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:18,208
If there was ever anyone
to do this, it's us.

287
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,833
[whimpers]

288
00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:23,750
-I know you're scared. I'm scared.
-I'm scared too.

289
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:24,791
I'm fine.

290
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:28,291
We might be scared,
but at least we're scared together,

291
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:32,250
as a team,
and we're gonna find Zlatan as a team.

292
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:36,500
We might get brutally slaughtered,
but it'll be a team slaughter.

293
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:37,708
[Nautai] Good speech.

294
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:41,458
-How are we gonna find him?
-[tense music plays]

295
00:14:41,541 --> 00:14:46,583
How hard can it be to find a rampaging,
mutated, neon-green football legend?

296
00:14:48,666 --> 00:14:51,166
[Zlatan growls]

297
00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:57,250
[evil laugh]

298
00:14:57,333 --> 00:15:01,750
[Zlatan] Mutant Zlatan smash you all!

299
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,791
[O'Dang] Let's suit up and get out there.

300
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:07,208
[Nautai] Before we risk our lives,
can we get a five-second soccer break?

301
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:08,708
Please?

302
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:11,708
You know I want to,
but there's no time. We've gotta suit up.

303
00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:15,208
Come on, five seconds.
I need a recharge. Please?

304
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,666
[old lady] Hey, keep it down out there!

305
00:15:18,791 --> 00:15:21,750
[whispers]
Just a quiet five-second soccer break?

306
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:25,541
Nautai, Mutant Zlatan is on the loose.
This is no time to--

307
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,708
-Hey!
-[laughs] Watch this!

308
00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:30,125
-[Nautai scoffs]
-Bam! GOAT.

309
00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:33,083
I'll give you a GOAT. [scoffs]

310
00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:36,083
[Zlatan grunts]

311
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:38,583
[all gasp]

312
00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:42,875
[growls, grunts]

313
00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:45,291
[old lady] Hey, keep it down out there!

314
00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,250
[grunts, groans]

315
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:51,375
He's big.

316
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:52,958
He's terrifying.

317
00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:53,916
He stinks!

318
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,250
Let's go get him!

319
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,083
-[Nautai] Cue the suit-up music.
-[Zana] We're suiting up?

320
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,250
[Palio] Yeah! Suit up!

321
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,375
-[surf rock music plays]
-[Zana] Sweet suit-up music.

322
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,750
Ooh, these color cards are new.

323
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,041
[Palio] Bright and cheerful. I like!

324
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:08,375
[O'Dang yelps]

325
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:09,875
[Nautai] O'Dang, why all the racket?

326
00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:11,166
[O'Dang laughs]

327
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:14,416
-[Palio grunts]
-[Nautai] Palio, see you next fall!

328
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,750
-Ooh, love the new sneeze guard, Zana.
-[Zana sneezes]

329
00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:18,833
[Palio] I buttoned my sleeves together!

330
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:20,125
[Zana] Vintage Palio.

331
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:21,125
[O'Dang] Let's go!

332
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,833
[all] Creature Catchers!

333
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,625
-[Palio] Did I mess up?
-[Nautai] You said it before you jumped.

334
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,833
-It's as you jump.
-[Zana] You say it and then jump.

335
00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:29,958
[Zana sneezes]

336
00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:34,625
-[Zlatan screams, grunts]
-[metal clanks]

337
00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:37,750
Stupid clothes. Stupid rope!

338
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:41,416
-[old lady] How about you keep it down!
-[Zlatan grunts]

339
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,083
-[Nautai] He's close.
-[grunts]

340
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,541
I can smell him.

341
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,291
-[Palio] Oh, no.
-Bingo!

342
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,208
Oh, please. After you.

343
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:52,625
[Rob over radio] <i>There have been sightings</i>
<i>of a rampaging Zlatan,</i>

344
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:56,041
<i>far more glowy and green than usual.</i>

345
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,416
<i>We can only speculate as to why.</i>

346
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:02,541
<i>My money is on superpowers</i>
<i>from outer space.</i>

347
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:06,541
<i>Let's go to the phones.</i>
<i>Caller X, what's your take?</i>

348
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,666
[in altered voice]
My take is the bad guy is a genius.

349
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:12,125
[Rob] <i>You've talked to the bad guy?</i>

350
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,750
<i>Who is it, Caller X?</i>

351
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:17,208
[in altered voice]
It's me, Rob. Obviously, I'm the bad guy.

352
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:21,416
I'm calling with a voice modulator
and boasting in a coy manner.

353
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:25,083
Who else could it possibly be
other than a bad guy?

354
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:27,125
Who, Rob, who?

355
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,708
[Rob] <i>Hey, no need</i>
<i>to get snippy, Caller X.</i>

356
00:17:30,791 --> 00:17:33,583
[in altered voice]
If the bad guy wants to snip, he'll snip!

357
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:35,000
Snip, snip, snip!

358
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,250
[Rob] <i>Caller X mutated Zlatan?</i>

359
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:41,375
[in altered voice] That's right.
Zlatan won't be the last All-Star either.

360
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:44,708
Soon, I'll have talent
from every All-Star.

361
00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:46,375
[laughs]

362
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:48,458
[evil laugh]

363
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:55,416
[in normal voice]
My voice modulator! [grunts]

364
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:59,916
[in altered voice] As I was saying…
[evil laugh]

365
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:05,666
[Rob] <i>Say what you will about Caller X,</i>
<i>but that is a mighty fine evil laugh.</i>

366
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:06,750
<i>I'm Rob Stone.</i>

367
00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:11,250
[Megan] Rapinoe moves in on the goal,
victory in sight.

368
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,666
-[dog barks]
-[groans]

369
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,791
[barks, pants]

370
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:21,250
McCready isn't making a move
as Rapinoe shoots.

371
00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:22,750
[barks]

372
00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:27,166
Oh! Last-minute steal by McCready!

373
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:30,250
Rapinoe has been defeated by her own pet!

374
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,000
Unbelievable!

375
00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:34,541
-You're so cute.
-[doorbell rings]

376
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:37,041
Uh, rematch comin' right at ya.

377
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:38,708
[grunts]

378
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,625
Huh? Huh?

379
00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:43,625
Oh.

380
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:46,791
It's a mystery gift! Maybe it's a jetpack!

381
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,916
[dog panting]

382
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,625
Soccer ball? Ugh, I already got one.

383
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,250
[both grunt]

384
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,291
Give me that. Stop--

385
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,833
[both grunt]

386
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,958
[Megan grunts]

387
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:06,333
[both growl]

388
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:07,250
Nice try.

389
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:10,166
You wanna distract me
so you can win tug-o-war.

390
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,083
It ain't happening, buster.

391
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:16,875
Bark all you want, won't convince me
to turn around. Not gonna happen.

392
00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:18,291
-[dog groans]
-McCready?

393
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,041
[tense music plays]

394
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,125
[gasps]

395
00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:23,833
[slug screeches]

396
00:19:23,916 --> 00:19:25,083
[McCready whimpers]

397
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,791
Uh, McCready? McCready!

398
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,958
[growls]

399
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:32,791
-[slug screeches]
-[yelps]

400
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,416
[grunts]

401
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:40,833
-What even is that?
-[McCready whimpers]

402
00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:42,708
[whimpers]

403
00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:44,750
Some guard dog you are.

404
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:45,916
[whimpers]

405
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:48,458
[tense music plays]

406
00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:52,250
[grunts] Where'd you go, little green guy?

407
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,166
[slug screeches]

408
00:19:58,041 --> 00:19:59,916
-[screeches]
-[yells]

409
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
[mellow music plays]

410
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:09,250
Ugh, this job should be easy.
It's, like, made for us!

411
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,166
I can't believe we lost him.

412
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:14,916
It's Zlatan!
And you're surprised he's beating us?

413
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,166
-No sign of him.
-Us either.

414
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,416
[pants] This makes no sense.
He's gotta be around here somewhere.

415
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,291
[growling]

416
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:31,375
Huh? [yelps]

417
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,208
[upbeat music plays]

418
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,166
Hm. Suspicious billboard.

419
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,416
We've got to keep looking.

420
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,375
[groans] I vote for a 30-second sit break.

421
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:43,125
[Zlatan grunting]

422
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:46,833
[Nautai breaks wind]

423
00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:48,833
-Come on, Tai.
-Horrible.

424
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:49,750
[grunting]

425
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,833
[groans]

426
00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:55,708
Oops. It was an accident.

427
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:58,666
Also, it wasn't real. [laughing]

428
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,666
Nautai, why keep
that inflated all the time?

429
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:05,333
First rule of whoopee cushion,
keep it inflated all the time.

430
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:08,958
Huh. I thought it's
never talk about whoopee cushion.

431
00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:11,333
-That's the third.
-[Palio] What's the second?

432
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:12,791
[Nautai] I've already said too much.

433
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,708
Creature Catchers are
currently out on an emergency.

434
00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:18,083
[person talks indistinctly]

435
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:21,666
Did you just say a glowing green slug?

436
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,291
From a football? Inside a present?

437
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:27,083
-We're on our way!
-[Palio] Do we have to?

438
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:33,750
Whatever that was, got to make sure
it happens zero more times. [pants]

439
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:35,166
Must call stadium.

440
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:38,125
Find out who sent sluggy present.

441
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:40,875
-[yelps]
-[clown voice cackling]

442
00:21:41,791 --> 00:21:43,500
[man] Hey. Welcome to my joke shop.

443
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:44,958
Smell this flower.

444
00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:47,541
-[hissing]
-Ah! Got you. It's a snake.

445
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:50,250
[Zlatan] This is no time for jokes.
I need to use your phone.

446
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:52,166
[man] Ooh, a joke phone?

447
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,625
[Zlatan] A real phone.

448
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:54,583
[man] Nope.

449
00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:57,708
-But how about a whoopee cushion, eh?
-[whoopee cushion deflates]

450
00:21:57,791 --> 00:22:00,583
[Zlatan yells] No! Not again!

451
00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:02,708
[man] Hey, no need to mutate, buddy.

452
00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:04,416
[metal clanks]

453
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:08,500
Hey, watch it!
That Fabergé vomit is vintage!

454
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:11,208
[yells, groans]

455
00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:14,458
Must keep control.

456
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,458
[growling]

457
00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:20,000
Cannot fully mutate!

458
00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:20,916
Pinky!

459
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,750
At least some part of me is still normal.

460
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:30,291
Got to find out who sent me that present
and then punch them in the face!

461
00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:32,166
[sniffing]

462
00:22:32,833 --> 00:22:34,375
[grunts]

463
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:40,416
-Bouncy. Bouncy. Bouncy. Bouncy.
-[car alarm blaring]

464
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:46,708
Okay, Nautai. No bigs.
Just your all-time hero. [giggles]

465
00:22:46,791 --> 00:22:47,791
You good, Tai?

466
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,708
Nope, I have to scream.

467
00:22:49,791 --> 00:22:50,958
Please don't.

468
00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:53,041
[screaming]

469
00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:54,458
[groans]

470
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,875
-[Megan screams]
-[all gasp]

471
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,250
Megan needs us.

472
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,083
[Nautai] And Nautai needs a selfie!

473
00:23:00,166 --> 00:23:02,666
[tense music plays]

474
00:23:03,541 --> 00:23:04,708
[Megan] Hey, I'm over here.

475
00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:12,583
Is it a talking statue?
Are you a talking statue?

476
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:14,625
[Megan] No. Over here!

477
00:23:14,708 --> 00:23:17,000
<i>♪ Hallelujah ♪</i>

478
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:19,250
<i>♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪</i>

479
00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:22,666
[screams] Can I get a selfie?

480
00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:24,458
Nautai, not the time.

481
00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:27,833
Yeah, what she said.
I'm hiding from a mutant slug.

482
00:23:27,916 --> 00:23:30,458
Get out of here, it's too dangerous.

483
00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:32,083
This thing's out for blood.

484
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:36,416
I'm waiting for
highly capable creature catchers.

485
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,708
We are them.

486
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,250
You're highly capable?

487
00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:43,333
Don't worry.
We got this all taken care… [screams]

488
00:23:43,416 --> 00:23:44,375
Slug!

489
00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:45,625
[screeching]

490
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:54,708
[screeching stops]

491
00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:56,625
[screeching continues]

492
00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:58,708
[Megan] Ah, so annoying.

493
00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:03,750
Careful, it might look like
a regular, slow slug,

494
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:07,083
but I assure you it moves very--
[screaming]

495
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,958
[Zana] Get that slug off of there, stat.

496
00:24:10,041 --> 00:24:11,458
Do not let it latch on.

497
00:24:11,541 --> 00:24:13,458
Is it latching on? Did it latch on?

498
00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:14,791
It latched on.

499
00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:16,250
-[Palio groans]
-[Megan groans]

500
00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:20,208
Don't worry,
I'll rip that slug off and stomp it good.

501
00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:21,541
-[Nautai yells]
-[roars]

502
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,875
[Nautai screams]

503
00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:26,791
[pants]

504
00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:28,333
Can I get a selfie?

505
00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:30,291
Not the time!

506
00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:32,125
-[roars]
-She's really upset.

507
00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:33,583
-[Zana] I think so!
-[Palio screams]

508
00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:34,958
[evil laugh]

509
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,000
[gasps, yells]

510
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,291
Ew.

511
00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:43,666
Still a fan though.

512
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,833
[suspenseful music plays]

513
00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:48,666
[yelps]

514
00:24:51,708 --> 00:24:52,750
Come on!

515
00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:57,000
[effort grunting]

516
00:24:58,250 --> 00:24:59,208
[Palio grunts]

517
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:00,625
Yah!

518
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:03,000
Yah!

519
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,666
She almost killed us.

520
00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:08,291
-You okay, Tai?
-Let's go!

521
00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:09,625
Okay, guess she's fine.

522
00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:16,875
[Zlatan grunting]

523
00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:22,250
[presenter] Not only is he among
the great artists of our time,

524
00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:27,208
he's also a highly respected brain surgeon
and a die-hard fan of soccer-football.

525
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:31,291
I'm proud to dedicate
this new hospital to the esteemed

526
00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:33,041
Dr. Weird Al Yankovic.

527
00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:38,333
Mwah. Hey, y'all.
I'd love to give a speech,

528
00:25:38,416 --> 00:25:42,791
but we have a trauma patient
who needs immediate attention. [yelps]

529
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:45,375
-[Weird Al wobbles]
-[crowd cheering]

530
00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:48,708
[Zlatan gasps] Pinky!

531
00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:50,125
[groans]

532
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:51,958
[whimpering]

533
00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:54,125
Don't worry, pinky. I save you.

534
00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:56,416
[whimpering]

535
00:25:57,791 --> 00:25:59,291
-[patient screaming]
-Ah…

536
00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:03,541
Nothing like performing a nice,
delicate seven-hour surgery.

537
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,291
[cheering] You're the best!

538
00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:10,500
Thank you. Thank you.

539
00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:12,958
I am happy to accept this research grant

540
00:26:13,041 --> 00:26:16,458
on behalf of my wonderful,
talented and humble self.

541
00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:20,166
I'm in the middle of some
mind-blowing genetic advancements

542
00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:24,666
that will simply blow your minds!

543
00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:29,666
Which I'm too busy with
to waste time talking to you people.

544
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:31,333
-[man] Ow!
-[metal clanks]

545
00:26:31,416 --> 00:26:33,375
Give me that oversized check!

546
00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:39,833
[presenter] And now the Mayor,
Dr. Weird Al Yankovic!

547
00:26:39,916 --> 00:26:41,375
Trusty shears, please.

548
00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:45,500
I declare this Spatula Emporium
open for business!

549
00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:48,500
[whooping] Spatulas! I love spatulas!

550
00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:49,583
I love spatulas!

551
00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:50,791
Hmm.

552
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:55,875
Mayor Weird Al is a lot nicer
than scientist Weird Al.

553
00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:00,958
[crowd screaming in distance]

554
00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:06,875
[humming] Huh?

555
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:08,208
[sniffs] Mm.

556
00:27:08,291 --> 00:27:09,708
[snorts, grunts]

557
00:27:09,791 --> 00:27:12,666
-[sniffs]
-[male voice] Hey, Zlatan! Stop!

558
00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:17,666
A talking fire hydrant?

559
00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:18,791
[male voice] No!

560
00:27:18,875 --> 00:27:21,666
A talking hat on a fire hydrant?

561
00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:23,250
[male voice] No, it's me.

562
00:27:24,541 --> 00:27:26,708
Up here, on your head.

563
00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:28,625
Ponytail?!

564
00:27:28,708 --> 00:27:31,583
That's my name, don't wear it out.

565
00:27:31,666 --> 00:27:33,416
Since when do you talk?

566
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:35,625
Since that mutant slug bit me.

567
00:27:35,708 --> 00:27:39,333
He was supposed to latch onto your head
but he latched onto me.

568
00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:43,125
Now I can talk and feel and sing!

569
00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:44,041
[Zlatan grunts]

570
00:27:44,125 --> 00:27:46,916
I got bad vibes
about you going to Weird Al.

571
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000
Allow me to explain through song!

572
00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:52,375
Nah, nah, we don't have budget
for musical number.

573
00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:56,875
Look! Ponytail, I know you're tied tight,
but loosen up a little!

574
00:27:56,958 --> 00:28:01,333
Do what you do best.
Hang around, look pretty.

575
00:28:01,416 --> 00:28:05,458
That is what I do best.
Still, you gotta trust me, Zlatan.

576
00:28:05,541 --> 00:28:08,666
Ah. I need to find out
what's going on with this guy.

577
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:12,375
Now pipe down,
or I'll make you into a bun.

578
00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:15,541
Ah! A man bun! Anything but that!

579
00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:17,708
[sniffs]

580
00:28:18,291 --> 00:28:22,250
Yeesh, tall building.
I ain't so good with heights myself.

581
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:24,875
-[Ponytail] Uh? [yelps]
-[grunts]

582
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:29,750
-Oh. Whoa.
-[grunts]

583
00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:34,958
[tense music plays]

584
00:28:35,041 --> 00:28:36,541
[sniffing]

585
00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:37,500
[chuckles]

586
00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:39,083
[growling]

587
00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:43,833
[timer dings]

588
00:28:45,541 --> 00:28:46,541
[growling]

589
00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:58,958
[sniffs] Ah!

590
00:29:01,458 --> 00:29:03,291
[chomps]

591
00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:09,250
[woman] Hey! Get your green, glowy paws
off my snickerdoodles!

592
00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:14,208
-[Zana] Huh. She caught herself.
-Mission accomplished.

593
00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:18,791
[growls]

594
00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:20,500
[grunts]

595
00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:22,458
Mission unaccomplished.

596
00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:25,041
[growls]

597
00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:28,958
[Palio] Can we ever run away?

598
00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:33,500
[Nautai panting] Can I get a selfie?

599
00:29:33,583 --> 00:29:36,625
Nautai, not the time!

600
00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:38,166
She's not even here.

601
00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:41,416
Sorry. I just… I love her so much.

602
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:43,750
Even as a rampaging slug mutant.

603
00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:46,916
Everybody, keep your eyes peeled
for two glowing green giants.

604
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,041
[Megan grunting]

605
00:29:49,125 --> 00:29:50,416
[evil laugh]

606
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:51,333
Huh?

607
00:29:54,958 --> 00:29:56,458
Don't worry, we got this.

608
00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:58,750
We've been in way scarier situations.

609
00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:00,083
Like what?

610
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:04,875
Remember when we landed a plane?
It was scary, but we did it!

611
00:30:04,958 --> 00:30:07,875
[groans] O'Dang, that was a dream you had.

612
00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:09,875
But still, we did it!

613
00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:12,875
[Megan grunting]

614
00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:15,416
Ew!

615
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,166
[tense music plays]

616
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:20,250
-Come on!
-[Palio] Ew!

617
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,083
[growls]

618
00:30:24,666 --> 00:30:27,625
-Can I get a selfie?
-Still not the time!

619
00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:30,875
Zana, Palio. Ready stun sticks.

620
00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:38,125
What? You can't stun-stick Megan.
She's unstunnable!

621
00:30:38,208 --> 00:30:39,583
We'll find out.

622
00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:43,416
Ready, aim, fire!

623
00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:46,666
-[grunts]
-[yelps]

624
00:30:47,291 --> 00:30:48,500
[Nautai grunts]

625
00:30:50,541 --> 00:30:51,375
[growling]

626
00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:55,083
Tai!

627
00:30:55,666 --> 00:30:56,708
[Megan growling]

628
00:30:56,791 --> 00:30:58,166
[O'Dang] You got this, Tai!

629
00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:02,375
Come on! Throw it!

630
00:31:02,916 --> 00:31:04,458
[grunts] I…

631
00:31:04,541 --> 00:31:05,958
[growls]

632
00:31:06,041 --> 00:31:07,750
[whimpers] I can't…

633
00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:10,875
I can't stun-bomb my hero!

634
00:31:13,416 --> 00:31:15,875
[device beeping]

635
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,208
[Palio] Nautai, run!

636
00:31:17,291 --> 00:31:19,583
-Get out of there!
-What? [hesitates]

637
00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:22,458
[device buzzes]

638
00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:24,041
Oops.

639
00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:27,375
[tense music intensifies]

640
00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:33,625
-[growls]
-[yelps]

641
00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:36,166
[moans]

642
00:31:39,916 --> 00:31:42,125
[device beeping]

643
00:31:43,291 --> 00:31:44,416
[growls]

644
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:49,833
[whimpers]

645
00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:52,666
Uh, don't think I'll bend that way!

646
00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:55,083
-[groans] Eeh.
-[Palio] Oh.

647
00:31:55,708 --> 00:31:56,583
[growls]

648
00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:59,208
[Palio moans]

649
00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:01,875
Uh, uh…

650
00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:04,083
-[growling]
-[yelps]

651
00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:07,500
[Nautai] Hey! Whoa!

652
00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:09,250
[whoopee cushion deflates]

653
00:32:09,833 --> 00:32:11,333
[grunts]

654
00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:12,625
[Nautai sighs]

655
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:15,541
Boy, am I glad the first rule
of whoopee cushion

656
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:17,791
is keep it inflated at all times.

657
00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:20,708
-Can I know the second rule yet?
-Yes, my child.

658
00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:23,291
Always keep a spare.

659
00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:25,958
[whoopee cushion deflates]

660
00:32:26,041 --> 00:32:27,458
[grunts]

661
00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:30,333
Deploy it again!

662
00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:32,166
[inhales, blows]

663
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,208
[growling]

664
00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:37,791
[whoopee cushion deflates]

665
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:39,875
[yells, wobbly grunts]

666
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:44,541
Stop hitting the whoopee!

667
00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:51,166
It appears the sonic quality
of the deployment triggers the mutation.

668
00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:52,666
-Oh.
-English, please.

669
00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:55,916
Squeeze the whoopee, save the All-Stars.

670
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,375
Got it. The whoopee cushion is go.

671
00:32:59,458 --> 00:33:02,000
[triumphant music plays, stops]

672
00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:07,000
[loud thud]

673
00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:08,083
Oops.

674
00:33:09,541 --> 00:33:11,833
[sniffs, grunts]

675
00:33:13,375 --> 00:33:15,666
Present came from here.

676
00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:21,625
If Mayor Weird Al did this,
then he can reverse it!

677
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,333
-[Weird Al] But I won't.
-Huh?

678
00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:27,916
Hello, Zlatan,
my favorite mutant slug baby of all!

679
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Zlatan is nobody's slug, baby!

680
00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:34,416
Now spill the beans,
Doctor-Mayor-Doctor Weird Al.

681
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:39,750
[desperate] Why am I a mutant?!

682
00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:44,750
I found an enzyme
that makes talent tangible and extractable

683
00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:47,250
with only a single side effect.

684
00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:49,541
A hideous mutation?

685
00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:51,708
-[screams] Let me finish!
-[yelps]

686
00:33:51,791 --> 00:33:55,500
A hideous mutation.
The slug brings talent to the surface.

687
00:33:55,583 --> 00:33:58,666
I extract it from you
and inject it into me.

688
00:33:58,750 --> 00:33:59,833
Then boom!

689
00:33:59,916 --> 00:34:02,208
Weird Al is the All-Star Cup All-Star

690
00:34:02,291 --> 00:34:05,916
of all All-Stars of all time star
of all all-time star. [chuckles]

691
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,375
[gasps] You're doing that
by stealing Zlatan's soccer skills!

692
00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:14,791
When you put it that way,
it sounds positively brilliant. [laughs]

693
00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:16,250
If I do say so.

694
00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:17,541
[chuckles] Yeah?

695
00:34:17,625 --> 00:34:21,416
Sounds to me like
it's not going to work out for you.

696
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:25,083
[grunts, yelps]

697
00:34:25,583 --> 00:34:27,541
[yelping]

698
00:34:30,291 --> 00:34:33,791
How did Weird Al do that? To Zlatan?

699
00:34:33,875 --> 00:34:39,791
I have some of your fellow All-Stars
to thank for these new soccer skills.

700
00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:43,500
[gasps] You stole All-Star talent already!

701
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:44,958
You monster!

702
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,041
[grunts]

703
00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:48,083
[yelps]

704
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:49,458
Huh?

705
00:34:49,541 --> 00:34:51,416
Huh? [grunts]

706
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:54,166
[screams, moans]

707
00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:58,166
And I'll be even stronger
once I steal yours!

708
00:34:58,250 --> 00:35:01,333
Evil maniacal laughter!

709
00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:04,708
I think you're supposed
to actually do the laugh.

710
00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:07,000
I'm not your monkey, Zlatan!

711
00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:13,083
Ow. [chokes, sighs]

712
00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,208
[groans]

713
00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:17,875
[sighs]

714
00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:19,458
[grunts]

715
00:35:19,541 --> 00:35:23,625
Good to go, Ms. Rapinoe. Thank you
for choosing the Creature Catchers.

716
00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:24,625
[grunts]

717
00:35:31,125 --> 00:35:32,625
[Zana] Hallelujah, happy holidays.

718
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:37,250
Felt kind of good destroying stuff.
Eating cookies always feels good.

719
00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:41,166
[groans] But I do not wanna mutate again.

720
00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:44,625
Slugs shouldn't bother you anymore.
Also… [giggles]

721
00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:45,583
…can I get a self--

722
00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:47,291
Yes, already, jeez!

723
00:35:48,041 --> 00:35:49,791
[salsa music plays]

724
00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:53,500
[camera shutter clicks]

725
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:56,916
[giggles, cheers]

726
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,916
Selfie, selfie, selfie!

727
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:04,458
-You whoopee cushion kids saved my life.
-We're not called that. We're actually--

728
00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:06,833
-[phone rings]
-Hang on, whoopee cushion kids. Talk.

729
00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:08,625
Oh, no.

730
00:36:09,291 --> 00:36:13,791
Oh, no! There's a group
of paranoid All-Stars down at the stadium.

731
00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:16,750
They won't play till they know
none of them is a mutant.

732
00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:19,958
Don't worry,
count on the whoopee cushion kids.

733
00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:23,416
I mean, Creature Catchers.
You and me will find Zlatan.

734
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:26,625
You go with Megan,
make sure no All-Stars got slugged.

735
00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:29,416
Once we do that, the game can go on.

736
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:30,833
I got a selfie. Mm.

737
00:36:30,916 --> 00:36:33,541
Make it fast. All-Star Cup is in an hour.

738
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:36,291
[sighs] Selfie, selfie, selfie!

739
00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:38,583
[Weird Al humming]

740
00:36:38,666 --> 00:36:42,625
I know I might sound insane,
but I assure you…

741
00:36:42,708 --> 00:36:46,500
[mumbles, laughs]

742
00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:49,291
Just kidding. [laughs]

743
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:55,166
Look, I didn't set out to take
all your talent. Just a drop, really.

744
00:36:55,250 --> 00:37:00,166
I thought if I could have
a drop of talent from each All-Star,

745
00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:05,291
then I'd inject it into myself and
become the greatest All-Star of all time.

746
00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:07,750
The GASOAT, as it were.

747
00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:13,791
[grunts] You won't stop
until you do this to every All-Star?

748
00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:18,666
Only way to become the GASOAT
is to mutate a few All-Stars.

749
00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:22,500
Now if I could remove the slug
that sucked up your talent,

750
00:37:22,583 --> 00:37:25,916
I'll just take a drop
and then be on my way…

751
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,416
Hey! Where's your slug?

752
00:37:28,916 --> 00:37:32,750
Oh, it looks like it merged
with your ponytail.

753
00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:34,458
Fascinating.

754
00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:36,833
[evil laugh] Boo!

755
00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:39,416
-Ya!
-[Weird Al grunts]

756
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:41,208
Run, Zlatan!

757
00:37:41,291 --> 00:37:42,291
It talks?

758
00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:45,041
Weird Al, meet Ponytail.

759
00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:47,875
Ya-ta-ta-ta! Come on! We gotta go!

760
00:37:48,458 --> 00:37:52,916
Ponytail, prepare to meet
my trusty giant shears!

761
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,375
[Ponytail whimpers, grunts]

762
00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:57,791
[Ponytail] Goodbye, trusty shears!

763
00:37:57,875 --> 00:37:59,250
Take that, Weird Al.

764
00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:01,750
And take that, trusty shears.

765
00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:05,291
Too bad I don't also have
a trusty bone saw.

766
00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:06,750
Oh, wait!

767
00:38:06,833 --> 00:38:08,541
Toodle-oo, Ponytail.

768
00:38:08,625 --> 00:38:11,375
Zlatan, don't let him cut me!

769
00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:14,541
-[Zlatan grunts in slow motion]
-[opera music plays]

770
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:25,583
[in slow motion] No!

771
00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:36,041
[Ponytail wails, groans]

772
00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:38,125
[grunts]

773
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:44,541
-[Weird Al] Got you!
-[screams]

774
00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:46,375
[Zlatan exhales]

775
00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:49,333
[groans]

776
00:38:49,416 --> 00:38:53,375
Zlatan moves like a newborn. Why is this?

777
00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:56,500
All your talent got sucked into here,

778
00:38:56,583 --> 00:39:00,625
just waiting to be injected
into yours truly. [laughs]

779
00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:04,083
What happened to taking just a drop?
You promised.

780
00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:05,500
I don't recall that.

781
00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:07,916
[Ponytail laughs]

782
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:08,875
Ta-da!

783
00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:11,125
[grunting]

784
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,375
[Ponytail grunts] Ya!

785
00:39:13,458 --> 00:39:15,916
Ya! Ya! Ya! [grunts]

786
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:16,875
Oh!

787
00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:19,750
Okay, Ponytail, give it up!

788
00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:22,541
I stole that talent fair and square.

789
00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:24,666
Stay back, Weird Al. [panting]

790
00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:26,208
I'm a wild card.

791
00:39:26,291 --> 00:39:28,583
A wild card, huh?

792
00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:31,791
If I had a nickel for every time I heard
a ponytail say that…

793
00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:35,625
Oh, yeah? Well, now you're dealing
with Zlatan's ponytail.

794
00:39:35,708 --> 00:39:37,916
-[Ponytail grunts]
-[groans]

795
00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:40,541
[Ponytail grunts]

796
00:39:40,625 --> 00:39:43,416
Wow. I kick exactly like you, Zlatan.

797
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:47,333
Sweet. Hey, if you can do Kung Fu,
does that mean--

798
00:39:47,416 --> 00:39:49,916
I can already tell you that-- Ow!

799
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,125
You have definitely inherited-- Ow!

800
00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:53,791
Zlatan's Kung… [groans]

801
00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:55,208
…Fu skills… [groans]

802
00:39:55,291 --> 00:39:56,791
…in addition to his… [groans]

803
00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:58,791
…magnetic gaze.

804
00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:01,291
[Weird Al screams]

805
00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:04,708
Wow, Zlatan,
I never knew it'd feel this incredible

806
00:40:04,791 --> 00:40:08,458
to be surging
with so much concentrated talent.

807
00:40:08,541 --> 00:40:12,666
And I never knew it would feel so awful
having it taken away.

808
00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:15,791
Huh. Hey, what are you doing?

809
00:40:15,875 --> 00:40:18,958
Reattaching you. I want my talent back.

810
00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:20,708
Let's not be too hasty here.

811
00:40:20,791 --> 00:40:23,958
Oh, hey, look. Smoke bombs! [grunts]

812
00:40:24,708 --> 00:40:26,625
Quick, Zlatan, kick it away!

813
00:40:28,416 --> 00:40:29,708
[coughing]

814
00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:33,791
How did I miss that?

815
00:40:33,875 --> 00:40:36,125
Because I have all your talent.

816
00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:38,041
Don't be silly. Observe.

817
00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:39,458
[grunts, groans]

818
00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:44,250
Told ya. You got no more talent. [grunts]

819
00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:48,375
You see?
It's all inside me now! [evil laugh]

820
00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:51,125
Not for long, Ponytail. Yoink!

821
00:40:51,208 --> 00:40:54,833
All that talent
is about to go to its new home,

822
00:40:54,916 --> 00:40:56,875
inside Weird Al!

823
00:40:57,458 --> 00:41:01,125
-Zlatan…
-[grunts, groans]

824
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:02,791
Whoo!

825
00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:04,416
I feel so

826
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,666
Zlatan-y!

827
00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:12,125
[humming, grunting]

828
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:17,291
Feels good to be the All-Star game
All-Star of all All-Stars of all time!

829
00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:19,416
You didn't earn that talent!

830
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:25,000
I'll earn bragging rights for stealing it.
And a Nobel Prize, if there's any justice.

831
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:27,250
Anyway, victory awaits.

832
00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:31,125
-Grappling accordion, away!
-[loud thud]

833
00:41:32,291 --> 00:41:34,958
[screams] Zlatan!

834
00:41:35,041 --> 00:41:37,125
[screams] Ponytail!

835
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:45,208
[whimpering]

836
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:49,166
No. No, Ponytail!

837
00:41:50,291 --> 00:41:53,875
Okay, y'all. Listen up.
These weirdos may not look like much,

838
00:41:53,958 --> 00:41:57,958
but the whoopee cushion kids are no joke,
despite their joke-like name.

839
00:41:58,041 --> 00:42:01,208
These two are going to tell you
if you're a slug or not.

840
00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:06,500
Okay, everybody. What we're about to do
is serious business.

841
00:42:06,583 --> 00:42:08,125
[blows]

842
00:42:08,208 --> 00:42:09,750
Is that a whoopee cushion?

843
00:42:09,833 --> 00:42:12,708
-Indeed it is, soccer player number one.
-What?

844
00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:17,166
Now, before I explain, there's one thing
I must get out of the way.

845
00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:20,083
[giggles] Can I get a selfie?

846
00:42:20,166 --> 00:42:22,750
Hello? Already gave you one.

847
00:42:22,833 --> 00:42:24,166
Right, sorry.

848
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:26,708
As soon as I deploy this whoopee cushion,

849
00:42:26,791 --> 00:42:30,416
we'll discover if any of you
is a hideous slug mutant.

850
00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:32,500
Do you expect us to believe

851
00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:37,500
that a fart bag will prove
which of us is a "hideous slug mutant"?

852
00:42:37,583 --> 00:42:42,000
Hey. These two were part of the team
that saved me when I got slugged.

853
00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:44,000
Give the whoopee cushion a chance.

854
00:42:44,708 --> 00:42:47,833
Sounds like something
a slug mutant would say.

855
00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:52,208
Gee, you seem to know a lot
about what slug mutants say, don't you?

856
00:42:52,708 --> 00:42:54,375
-Maybe you're a slug mutant.
-Mm.

857
00:42:54,458 --> 00:42:56,625
-It's getting real!
-I ain't a mutant!

858
00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:59,041
-I always knew you were.
-[screams] Stop fighting!

859
00:42:59,958 --> 00:43:02,500
Look at you, turning on one another.

860
00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:07,708
Soccer is a team sport, and whether
you like it or not, you're still a team.

861
00:43:07,791 --> 00:43:13,083
We'll conduct the test one at a time,
in case you all got slugged.

862
00:43:13,166 --> 00:43:15,250
[classical music plays]

863
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:17,750
I'm no mutant.
You're wasting everyone's time!

864
00:43:17,833 --> 00:43:20,875
Yeah. That's what all the mutants say.

865
00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:23,375
[music continues]

866
00:43:28,666 --> 00:43:32,625
Don't worry, Nautai. I got your back.
Me and this broom.

867
00:43:32,708 --> 00:43:35,250
[player] Hello, I am not a mutant.

868
00:43:35,333 --> 00:43:37,041
[Palio] Squeeze the fart bag!

869
00:43:37,125 --> 00:43:39,166
[whoopee cushion deflates]

870
00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:43,541
Is he mutating? Are you mutating? Hmm?

871
00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:46,875
Oh, not a mutant! All good.

872
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,125
Phew!

873
00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:51,125
Told ya! I knew the whole time.

874
00:43:52,916 --> 00:43:54,625
[laughs, cheers]

875
00:43:54,708 --> 00:43:55,791
<i>♪ La ♪</i>

876
00:43:55,875 --> 00:43:57,333
<i>♪ I am not a mutant ♪</i>

877
00:43:58,458 --> 00:43:59,833
All right, I'm up.

878
00:43:59,916 --> 00:44:02,875
Don't worry,
this will be quick and painless.

879
00:44:03,416 --> 00:44:05,708
[whoopee cushion deflates]

880
00:44:05,791 --> 00:44:07,458
See, I told you I was…

881
00:44:07,541 --> 00:44:08,958
[screams] …right!

882
00:44:10,541 --> 00:44:13,000
[growls, screams]

883
00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:15,750
[classical music continues]

884
00:44:22,416 --> 00:44:24,750
[inaudible]

885
00:44:32,416 --> 00:44:34,416
[inaudible]

886
00:44:38,125 --> 00:44:39,291
[inaudible]

887
00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:48,291
[classical music ends]

888
00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:50,875
[Zlatan] Come on, Zlatan.

889
00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:53,916
Kick it. You know you can kick it.

890
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,583
[inhales, grunts]

891
00:44:56,666 --> 00:44:58,791
No!

892
00:44:58,875 --> 00:45:00,875
[crying]

893
00:45:00,958 --> 00:45:03,083
[sad music playing]

894
00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:09,666
[metal clanks]

895
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:14,791
Game starts in ten minutes.
Keep your eyes peeled for Zlatan.

896
00:45:14,875 --> 00:45:17,666
That crying hobo looks like Zlatan.

897
00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:20,083
That crying hobo is Zlatan!

898
00:45:20,166 --> 00:45:23,083
[crying, snorts]

899
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:25,416
Zlatan?

900
00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:31,666
No, just a pile of talentless skin,
talentless bones, and no ponytail.

901
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,250
How does it look?

902
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,041
Uh… So how'd all this go down?

903
00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:46,416
It's a tale as old as time.

904
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:49,041
Weird Al stole my talent to become

905
00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:53,541
the All-Star Cup All-Star
of all All-Stars of all-time.

906
00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:57,666
And there's nothing I can do.

907
00:45:58,166 --> 00:46:00,125
You can't just give up!

908
00:46:00,208 --> 00:46:03,791
You're still Zlatan,
with or without your talent.

909
00:46:04,875 --> 00:46:08,416
Good point, but we've got to get
to the stadium before Weird Al.

910
00:46:10,833 --> 00:46:13,083
And I just learned to walk again.

911
00:46:13,166 --> 00:46:16,375
[chuckles] You'll have to learn to do
a lot of stuff again.

912
00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:18,583
[car engine revving]

913
00:46:22,666 --> 00:46:24,458
Now try to kick the ball.

914
00:46:24,541 --> 00:46:27,125
Zlatan will not try to kick.

915
00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:28,666
Zlatan will kick.

916
00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:30,750
[triumphant music plays]

917
00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:35,666
What's your problem?

918
00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:37,750
It's cool.

919
00:46:38,333 --> 00:46:40,041
We'll just take it slow.

920
00:46:40,125 --> 00:46:42,125
Zlatan, we need you to juggle.

921
00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:45,083
I can't, my talent has been stolen.

922
00:46:45,166 --> 00:46:47,375
All I have now is my beauty.

923
00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:50,875
Then you're gonna
have to grow some new talent.

924
00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:53,458
[triumphant music continues]

925
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,333
Again, please.

926
00:47:06,333 --> 00:47:08,875
[tense music plays]

927
00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:10,250
Again.

928
00:47:10,333 --> 00:47:13,083
[triumphant music plays]

929
00:47:14,541 --> 00:47:17,291
[old lady] Hey! Keep it down out there!

930
00:47:18,375 --> 00:47:19,500
Again.

931
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,750
[Zana] Nice! You're doing it!

932
00:47:26,291 --> 00:47:27,708
Get the ball from us.

933
00:47:28,541 --> 00:47:30,916
But that seems so hard.

934
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,666
-[O'Dang] 'Tis a sad day.
-Why's that, O'Dang?

935
00:47:34,208 --> 00:47:37,125
Zlatan can't get a ball from two kids.

936
00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:40,875
Hey, watch it!
That's no way to speak to Zlatan.

937
00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:43,333
[triumphant music continues]

938
00:47:43,416 --> 00:47:44,458
[glass breaks]

939
00:47:46,041 --> 00:47:46,916
Again.

940
00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:50,208
Come on, Zlatan, you're the best.

941
00:47:52,041 --> 00:47:54,208
["You're the Best" by Joe Esposito plays]

942
00:47:54,958 --> 00:47:57,000
<i>♪ Try to be best</i>
<i>'Cause you're only a man ♪</i>

943
00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:58,708
<i>♪ And a man's gotta learn… ♪</i>

944
00:47:58,791 --> 00:48:00,083
Again. Please.

945
00:48:00,166 --> 00:48:02,416
<i>♪ Try to believe</i>
<i>Though the going gets rough ♪</i>

946
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:05,208
<i>♪ That you gotta hang tough to make it ♪</i>

947
00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:07,708
<i>♪ History repeats itself ♪</i>

948
00:48:07,791 --> 00:48:09,958
<i>♪ Try and you'll succeed ♪</i>

949
00:48:10,041 --> 00:48:12,500
<i>♪ Never doubt that you're the one ♪</i>

950
00:48:12,583 --> 00:48:14,625
<i>♪ And you can have your dreams</i>… <i>♪</i>

951
00:48:14,708 --> 00:48:15,541
Again.

952
00:48:17,958 --> 00:48:20,291
<i>♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪</i>

953
00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:22,875
<i>♪ You're the best around ♪</i>

954
00:48:22,958 --> 00:48:24,916
<i>♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪</i>

955
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,166
<i>♪ You're the best around ♪</i>

956
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:33,833
<i>♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪</i>

957
00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:38,250
<i>♪ Fight till you drop ♪</i>

958
00:48:38,333 --> 00:48:40,958
<i>♪ Never stop</i>
<i>Can't give up ♪</i>

959
00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:43,375
<i>-♪ Till you reach the top ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Fight ♪</i>

960
00:48:43,458 --> 00:48:45,875
<i>-♪ You're the best in town ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Fight ♪</i>

961
00:48:45,958 --> 00:48:48,500
<i>♪ Listen to that sound ♪</i>

962
00:48:48,583 --> 00:48:50,875
<i>♪ You're the best around ♪</i>

963
00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:52,791
<i>♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down… ♪</i>

964
00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:54,125
That's better.

965
00:48:54,208 --> 00:48:57,500
Now I feel like Zlatan!

966
00:48:57,583 --> 00:49:02,625
I would describe the feeling,
but the world would die of envy.

967
00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:06,875
Someone's back to normal.

968
00:49:06,958 --> 00:49:10,500
[cheers] Zlatan! Zlatan! Zlatan!

969
00:49:10,583 --> 00:49:12,250
["You're the Best" by Joe Esposito ends]

970
00:49:13,458 --> 00:49:18,041
[Rob] <i>Attention, soccer-football fans,</i>
<i>the game will begin in two minutes.</i>

971
00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:20,791
<i>Also, has anyone seen Zlatan?</i>

972
00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:23,000
[crowd] <i>Zlatan! Zlatan!</i>

973
00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:25,583
-[Megan roars]
-[all gasp]

974
00:49:25,666 --> 00:49:27,208
I'm a mutant.

975
00:49:27,291 --> 00:49:29,083
[all laugh]

976
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,291
You totally fell for it. [laughs]

977
00:49:32,375 --> 00:49:36,125
Hey, Zlatan, what if we bring
our buddies up to the field?

978
00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:38,916
Time for the All-Stars to hit the field.

979
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,750
And we are short four players.

980
00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:44,291
So you're gonna have to join us.

981
00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:47,375
You've got the talent.

982
00:49:47,916 --> 00:49:50,125
-[all gasp]
-You just need better uniforms.

983
00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:55,166
[Rob] <i>It is time</i>
<i>for an exterior establishing shot.</i>

984
00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:58,041
<i>Now the interior, as the crowd goes wild,</i>

985
00:49:58,125 --> 00:50:02,833
<i>and here come the All-Stars,</i>
<i>inexplicably joined by four local youths.</i>

986
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:04,916
<i>I, for one, am here for it.</i>

987
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,125
-[triumphant music plays]
-[crowd cheers]

988
00:50:08,750 --> 00:50:12,125
-Shouldn't we look for Weird Al?
-And Ponytail?

989
00:50:12,208 --> 00:50:14,041
You want to delay the game?

990
00:50:14,125 --> 00:50:17,083
Point taken. Let's play some soccer!

991
00:50:17,166 --> 00:50:18,291
[giggles]

992
00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:20,000
[Weird Al] Oh yes, let's.

993
00:50:20,541 --> 00:50:23,083
[evil laugh]

994
00:50:25,541 --> 00:50:28,708
[Rob] <i>Mutant Weird Al,</i>
<i>showing off his talent, or rather,</i>

995
00:50:28,791 --> 00:50:30,666
<i>every All-Star's talent.</i>

996
00:50:32,625 --> 00:50:35,458
Wow, impressive. You got skills, Weird Al.

997
00:50:35,541 --> 00:50:37,708
Don't applaud, he's the villain!

998
00:50:37,791 --> 00:50:40,583
Okay, everyone, listen up.

999
00:50:40,666 --> 00:50:42,666
[horn blaring]

1000
00:50:48,958 --> 00:50:51,125
Okay, everyone listening?

1001
00:50:51,208 --> 00:50:53,541
-Speak up!
-Can't hear you!

1002
00:50:54,125 --> 00:50:55,208
What?

1003
00:50:55,291 --> 00:50:57,291
[whimsical music plays]

1004
00:50:59,791 --> 00:51:00,833
I'm Rob Stone.

1005
00:51:01,416 --> 00:51:04,041
As you know, I've got more talent

1006
00:51:04,125 --> 00:51:06,541
than any of you could ever dream
of having.

1007
00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:10,083
And I got to admit, it feels good.

1008
00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:12,083
-Poor form!
-What she said!

1009
00:51:12,166 --> 00:51:13,875
Boo! You stink!

1010
00:51:13,958 --> 00:51:17,041
-[crowd booing]
-Now, now, no need to get upset.

1011
00:51:17,125 --> 00:51:21,541
I'm going to give you a chance
to win all your talent back.

1012
00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:23,083
A game.

1013
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:25,375
On one team, all of you.

1014
00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:28,541
On the other team,
me and a couple of slugs.

1015
00:51:28,625 --> 00:51:31,583
-You lose, I get all your talent.
-[all gaps]

1016
00:51:32,083 --> 00:51:33,625
And if we win?

1017
00:51:34,208 --> 00:51:38,000
Ha! Oh, you definitely will not win.

1018
00:51:38,083 --> 00:51:42,208
If we do, you give back
every drop of talent you stole.

1019
00:51:42,291 --> 00:51:45,291
Deal! Or, I take all your talent anyway.

1020
00:51:45,375 --> 00:51:47,083
-What was that?
-Nothing!

1021
00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:49,000
Game time!

1022
00:51:49,083 --> 00:51:51,583
Team mutant, assemble!

1023
00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:56,958
[tense music plays]

1024
00:51:57,041 --> 00:51:59,083
[slugs mumbling]

1025
00:52:00,791 --> 00:52:02,791
[tense music ends]

1026
00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:06,541
Gotta get Ponytail off Weird Al.

1027
00:52:06,625 --> 00:52:08,375
What about the game?

1028
00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:11,458
Yeah, we gotta do that too,
at the same time.

1029
00:52:12,208 --> 00:52:15,666
Oh, right.
Good thing it's not something difficult.

1030
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:18,291
Let the game begin!

1031
00:52:19,041 --> 00:52:21,041
[triumphant music plays]

1032
00:52:25,791 --> 00:52:27,000
[Rob] <i>So here we are.</i>

1033
00:52:27,083 --> 00:52:30,833
<i>If this was a movie,</i>
<i>this would be the climax at the end.</i>

1034
00:52:30,916 --> 00:52:34,333
<i>The crowd is electrified</i>
<i>in anticipation of a battle</i>

1035
00:52:34,416 --> 00:52:36,708
<i>that can only be described as,</i>

1036
00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:37,958
<i>"What?"</i>

1037
00:52:39,666 --> 00:52:41,958
<i>On one side, Zlatan, Megan,</i>

1038
00:52:42,041 --> 00:52:44,416
<i>and those scrappy youths</i>
<i>with hearts of gold.</i>

1039
00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:48,583
<i>On the other, Weird Al</i>
<i>and his army of gelatinous mutants.</i>

1040
00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:52,291
<i>Who is going home with the All-Star Cup?</i>
<i>I'm Rob Stone.</i>

1041
00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:54,875
[squealing]

1042
00:53:00,375 --> 00:53:01,375
[mumbles]

1043
00:53:04,125 --> 00:53:07,000
-[whistles blows]
-[triumphant music plays]

1044
00:53:12,625 --> 00:53:14,541
[rock music plays]

1045
00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:18,958
[mumbling]

1046
00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:21,125
[Rob] <i>These mutant slugs are on the move,</i>

1047
00:53:21,208 --> 00:53:22,458
<i>much like </i>Mannequin 2.

1048
00:53:22,541 --> 00:53:26,083
-<i>Whoa! Zlatan limbos in for a steal!</i>
-Yeah!

1049
00:53:26,166 --> 00:53:28,458
[Rob] <i>Can the slugs limbo lower now?</i>

1050
00:53:28,541 --> 00:53:33,000
<i>Here comes Mutant Weird Al</i>
<i>to show them how it's done mutant-style.</i>

1051
00:53:33,875 --> 00:53:35,125
<i>He's going for the goal.</i>

1052
00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:37,708
<i>Score!</i>

1053
00:53:37,791 --> 00:53:42,291
<i>First goal of the game goes to Weird Al.</i>
<i>Look at that victory dance.</i>

1054
00:53:42,375 --> 00:53:46,666
<i>Say what you will about his evil agenda,</i>
<i>the guy can butt bump.</i>

1055
00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:47,583
[grunts]

1056
00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:48,541
[dings]

1057
00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:50,625
[cheering]

1058
00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:54,500
-[grunts]
-[Rob] <i>Score! Another goal!</i>

1059
00:53:54,583 --> 00:53:59,458
<i>The lord of the accordion and his</i>
<i>gooey minions are just racking them up.</i>

1060
00:53:59,541 --> 00:54:02,166
<i>There's a lot of happy slugs out there.</i>

1061
00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:04,166
[triumphant music plays]

1062
00:54:07,458 --> 00:54:08,583
[yelping]

1063
00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:12,500
[slug mumbles]

1064
00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:13,916
[Rob] <i>Goal! Finally.</i>

1065
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,416
<i>Zlatan scores and</i>
<i>gets the All-Stars on the board.</i>

1066
00:54:18,375 --> 00:54:19,250
[Weird Al] Ya!

1067
00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:21,458
[Nautai] To me!

1068
00:54:24,125 --> 00:54:26,416
-[grunts]
-[Nautai grunts]

1069
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,375
[cheers]

1070
00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:35,041
[Rob] <i>Weird Al is racking up the points.</i>

1071
00:54:35,125 --> 00:54:40,000
<i>Could this be the end of the line for our</i>
<i>scrappy youths and their hearts of gold?</i>

1072
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,958
<i>The chips are down. I dropped my bag</i>
<i>of chips, and the All-Stars are losing.</i>

1073
00:54:46,041 --> 00:54:47,250
<i>I'm Rob Stone.</i>

1074
00:54:47,333 --> 00:54:48,583
-[dings]
<i>-Goal!</i>

1075
00:54:49,166 --> 00:54:50,041
[panting]

1076
00:54:50,125 --> 00:54:53,291
<i>Rapinoe is adept</i>
<i>at dodging these monstrosities…</i>

1077
00:54:53,375 --> 00:54:55,833
<i>Oh! And the monstrosity steals!</i>

1078
00:54:55,916 --> 00:54:59,000
-<i>Rapinoe is not going to stand for that.</i>
-[grunts] Ew.

1079
00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:02,833
[Rob] <i>Oh, wow,</i>
<i>that's… some grade-A funk right there.</i>

1080
00:55:08,166 --> 00:55:11,583
<i>Nautai dancing circles</i>
<i>around these creepy slug things.</i>

1081
00:55:11,666 --> 00:55:13,583
-[grunts]
<i>-She kicks, she scores!</i>

1082
00:55:13,666 --> 00:55:15,416
-Yes! Yes! [laughs]
-[crowd cheers]

1083
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:16,833
[Rob] <i>We're at 7 to 3.</i>

1084
00:55:16,916 --> 00:55:19,541
<i>All-Stars creeping up on the creeps.</i>

1085
00:55:19,625 --> 00:55:23,541
<i>Rapinoe to Palio.</i>
<i>Some deft footwork here by All-Star Palio.</i>

1086
00:55:23,625 --> 00:55:25,833
<i>He shoots, Palio scores!</i>

1087
00:55:25,916 --> 00:55:27,083
<i>-7 to 4.</i>
-[dings]

1088
00:55:29,750 --> 00:55:32,041
<i>Power block by Zana. Epic save.</i>

1089
00:55:32,125 --> 00:55:33,250
<i>Zlatan passes.</i>

1090
00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:35,833
<i>O'Dang is off and running, and goal!</i>

1091
00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:39,166
<i>-O'Dang kicks it up! We're at 7 to 5.</i>
-[dings]

1092
00:55:40,083 --> 00:55:43,458
<i>Fun fact, last week,</i>
<i>these Creature Catchers wrangled</i>

1093
00:55:43,541 --> 00:55:46,666
<i>a baker's dozen of possums</i>
<i>from my crawl space.</i>

1094
00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:49,416
-[grunts]
<i>-Seven to six!</i>

1095
00:55:51,291 --> 00:55:52,875
[tense music plays]

1096
00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:57,833
-[crowd cheers]
-[giggles]

1097
00:56:00,625 --> 00:56:01,625
[grunts]

1098
00:56:02,666 --> 00:56:03,791
[Rob] <i>Seven to seven!</i>

1099
00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:05,000
Yeah, yeah.

1100
00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:06,541
[Rob] <i>Rapinoe ties it up.</i>

1101
00:56:07,666 --> 00:56:10,875
<i>Now, let's see</i>
<i>if the All-Stars can deliver it.</i>

1102
00:56:10,958 --> 00:56:14,458
<i>Zlatan's got that look in his eyes,</i>
<i>he's got something to prove.</i>

1103
00:56:15,125 --> 00:56:17,000
[laughs] GASOAT!

1104
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:19,375
GASOAT.

1105
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,333
GASOAT?

1106
00:56:21,916 --> 00:56:25,666
[Rob] <i>It all starts with a ball,</i>
<i>and a person, and their foot.</i>

1107
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:29,166
<i>Zlatan gets ready,</i>
<i>gets set, and he shoots…</i>

1108
00:56:31,041 --> 00:56:33,041
[tense music in slow motion plays]

1109
00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,666
[exploding]

1110
00:56:47,291 --> 00:56:48,666
[car alarm blaring]

1111
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,500
-[old lady] Keep it--
-[alarm stops]

1112
00:56:52,583 --> 00:56:53,541
Thank you.

1113
00:56:54,541 --> 00:56:59,541
[Rob] <i>And Zlatan scores</i>
<i>just in the nick of time!</i>

1114
00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:03,375
-[screams] <i>The All-Stars win it!</i>
-[crying]

1115
00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:04,708
<i>We're done here!</i>

1116
00:57:04,791 --> 00:57:06,791
[triumphant music plays]

1117
00:57:06,875 --> 00:57:08,875
[crowd cheering]

1118
00:57:19,750 --> 00:57:21,291
-Yes!
-Yay! We won!

1119
00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:23,333
-Yes! Yes! Yes!
-Yeah!

1120
00:57:23,416 --> 00:57:25,791
No, no, no, no, no!

1121
00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:30,291
I wanted to be the All-Star Cup All-Star
of all All-Stars of all-time.

1122
00:57:30,375 --> 00:57:34,458
Now I'm just a doctor-mayor-doctor-mutant.

1123
00:57:34,541 --> 00:57:38,083
-Oh, that's it!
-[grunts]

1124
00:57:38,166 --> 00:57:40,625
Hey, watch it, Ponytail, that hurts!

1125
00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:43,041
Doesn't hurt as much as losing!

1126
00:57:43,125 --> 00:57:47,875
You don't deserve all this talent.
The real thing is always better.

1127
00:57:47,958 --> 00:57:49,958
Well, that was fun.

1128
00:57:50,041 --> 00:57:52,500
Glad I tried it, but it sure is…

1129
00:57:52,583 --> 00:57:54,583
[mumbles]

1130
00:57:55,208 --> 00:57:57,541
great being back to normal. I--

1131
00:57:57,625 --> 00:57:59,333
[mumbles]

1132
00:57:59,416 --> 00:58:01,875
Hey! Stop deflating me!

1133
00:58:02,458 --> 00:58:03,375
[moans]

1134
00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:06,458
Ew, hair in my mouth. [grunting]

1135
00:58:06,541 --> 00:58:09,541
Take that, Weird Al! Still a fan though.

1136
00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:15,208
You know, I thought I'd never want to
leave the back of Zlatan's head.

1137
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:18,875
Until I got all this talent.

1138
00:58:18,958 --> 00:58:20,375
[evil laugh]

1139
00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:23,833
[groans]

1140
00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:24,750
Uh…

1141
00:58:26,791 --> 00:58:28,708
[grunting]

1142
00:58:35,083 --> 00:58:37,333
[growling]

1143
00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:41,458
[crowd screaming]

1144
00:58:41,541 --> 00:58:44,208
[man] I was in the bathroom.
What did-- [screams]

1145
00:58:44,291 --> 00:58:48,666
What? Was it something I said? [laughs]

1146
00:58:48,750 --> 00:58:51,750
So I look like this now.

1147
00:58:51,833 --> 00:58:54,083
[Ponytail grunting]

1148
00:58:54,166 --> 00:58:56,583
[all whimper, scream]

1149
00:58:57,916 --> 00:59:00,708
-My appetizers!
-[mumbling]

1150
00:59:00,791 --> 00:59:04,125
-Get back here! You too, you two.
-[mumbling]

1151
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:06,583
Where do you think you're going?

1152
00:59:06,666 --> 00:59:08,041
[panting]

1153
00:59:08,125 --> 00:59:10,791
[Ponytail growling]

1154
00:59:10,875 --> 00:59:13,833
Runaway slugs! Don't mind if I do!

1155
00:59:13,916 --> 00:59:15,833
[chomping]

1156
00:59:17,375 --> 00:59:18,708
Good slugs!

1157
00:59:18,791 --> 00:59:21,583
Now for an All-Star main course!

1158
00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:24,458
[Weird Al] Whoop!

1159
00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:26,208
[burps]

1160
00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:28,375
[Ponytail grunts]

1161
00:59:28,458 --> 00:59:30,291
Stop right there!

1162
00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:31,791
[growls]

1163
00:59:31,875 --> 00:59:34,541
It appears as though I've had a change of…

1164
00:59:34,625 --> 00:59:35,625
-[farts]
-…fart.

1165
00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:37,166
[Ponytail groans] Phew!

1166
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:40,625
Yes, I stole people's talent
using advanced genetics,

1167
00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:44,625
but I've seen the error
of my brilliantly evil ways.

1168
00:59:44,708 --> 00:59:45,583
And now

1169
00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:49,583
it's time for a little redemption,
Weird Al-style.

1170
00:59:49,666 --> 00:59:51,541
Hello, Ponytail.

1171
00:59:51,625 --> 00:59:54,250
-It's me, Doctor-Mayor-Doctor Weird Al.
-[grunts]

1172
00:59:54,333 --> 00:59:56,833
Or as you might know me, Mama.

1173
00:59:56,916 --> 01:00:00,208
-I believe we can both be reasonable here.
-Mama.

1174
01:00:02,583 --> 01:00:06,625
[Weird Al] So that's what I raised?
A ponytail who eats his own mother?

1175
01:00:06,708 --> 01:00:09,333
Fine. I hope I taste terrible.

1176
01:00:09,416 --> 01:00:11,875
[Ponytail] Nope. Just weird.

1177
01:00:11,958 --> 01:00:13,041
See what I did there?

1178
01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:17,541
[Weird Al] Talking with your mouth full?
Who raised you?

1179
01:00:17,625 --> 01:00:19,750
Oh, guess it was me. [groans]

1180
01:00:20,875 --> 01:00:24,291
[Ponytail] More nuanced and complex
than I initially realized.

1181
01:00:24,375 --> 01:00:27,708
Anyway, who wants to get eaten next?

1182
01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:30,000
You want to eat them?

1183
01:00:30,083 --> 01:00:34,166
You start right here with Zlatan.

1184
01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:35,375
Zlatan!

1185
01:00:35,458 --> 01:00:37,500
I'll give you one last chance.

1186
01:00:37,583 --> 01:00:38,875
Take me back.

1187
01:00:38,958 --> 01:00:40,958
Well, I'm kind of seeing someone.

1188
01:00:41,041 --> 01:00:44,375
No, I meant reattach me to your head.

1189
01:00:44,458 --> 01:00:48,333
I came to life
from just one drop of your talent.

1190
01:00:48,416 --> 01:00:52,958
Imagine what we could do with
every drop of every All-Star's talent.

1191
01:00:53,041 --> 01:00:56,583
And now also Weird Al's talent.

1192
01:00:57,166 --> 01:00:59,166
[upbeat music plays]

1193
01:01:03,291 --> 01:01:07,708
Come on, Zlatan. Together,
we can be the greatest of all time.

1194
01:01:07,791 --> 01:01:10,500
G-O-A-T. GOAT!

1195
01:01:11,416 --> 01:01:13,791
No goats, just Zlatan.

1196
01:01:13,875 --> 01:01:15,416
Be both!

1197
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:16,750
Just reattach me.

1198
01:01:16,833 --> 01:01:20,000
Talent is in here
waiting for you to soak it up.

1199
01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:21,125
Come on.

1200
01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:26,000
Just think,
we'll be the ultimate All-Star.

1201
01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:30,083
Zlatan already is the ultimate All-Star!

1202
01:01:30,166 --> 01:01:32,250
Oh, maybe out here.

1203
01:01:32,333 --> 01:01:34,708
But let's see how ultimate you are

1204
01:01:34,791 --> 01:01:37,625
inside my guts!

1205
01:01:38,541 --> 01:01:39,583
[Ponytail growls]

1206
01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:40,916
[all scream]

1207
01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:46,041
[suspenseful music plays]

1208
01:01:47,291 --> 01:01:49,333
Puke him up, Ponytail!

1209
01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:51,583
Oh, I don't think so!

1210
01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:54,958
In fact, I still have room for more!

1211
01:01:55,041 --> 01:01:59,125
I'm so hungry I could eat
David Beckham's talent. [chuckles]

1212
01:02:00,166 --> 01:02:02,791
Hey! Hey, what are you weirdos doing?

1213
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,833
[Ponytail growls in slow motion]

1214
01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:09,000
[groans]

1215
01:02:09,083 --> 01:02:10,666
Curse you, Rapinoe!

1216
01:02:10,750 --> 01:02:11,791
Let's go!

1217
01:02:11,875 --> 01:02:13,875
[triumphant music plays]

1218
01:02:16,375 --> 01:02:18,250
[Ponytail growling]

1219
01:02:18,333 --> 01:02:20,000
[all panting]

1220
01:02:20,083 --> 01:02:22,083
[all panting, grunting]

1221
01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:25,125
[suspenseful music plays]

1222
01:02:30,041 --> 01:02:30,916
[all grunt]

1223
01:02:34,833 --> 01:02:35,833
Ow!

1224
01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:38,791
[screeches]

1225
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:43,500
[Ponytail screams] Zlatan!

1226
01:02:51,708 --> 01:02:53,708
[loud thud]

1227
01:02:56,666 --> 01:02:58,666
[triumphant music plays]

1228
01:03:07,166 --> 01:03:08,791
Yes!

1229
01:03:08,875 --> 01:03:11,791
-[cheers] Zlatan! Zlatan! Zlatan!
-Yes, yes, yes!

1230
01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,791
-Zlatan, yes!
-[Nautai] Woo-hoo!

1231
01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:16,666
Wait! What about Weird Al?

1232
01:03:17,250 --> 01:03:18,750
Guess he didn't make it.

1233
01:03:20,541 --> 01:03:21,750
[yells]

1234
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:28,458
Take that, green glowing slug of death.
I escaped!

1235
01:03:28,541 --> 01:03:29,833
[panting]

1236
01:03:29,916 --> 01:03:32,583
Through a hole Zlatan kicked in his belly?

1237
01:03:32,666 --> 01:03:34,916
Hole? In its belly?

1238
01:03:35,625 --> 01:03:36,791
Wonderful!

1239
01:03:36,875 --> 01:03:39,583
No. [chcukles]
I didn't know about the belly hole.

1240
01:03:39,666 --> 01:03:43,208
This, uh, is the first time
I'm hearing about that. Hmm.

1241
01:03:43,291 --> 01:03:45,666
-Does anyone have a mint?
-[metal clanks]

1242
01:03:46,250 --> 01:03:48,833
Here you go,
Doctor-Mayor-Doctor-Mister Al.

1243
01:03:48,916 --> 01:03:51,166
Please, we're friends now.

1244
01:03:51,250 --> 01:03:53,750
Just call me Doctor-Mayor-Doctor Weird.

1245
01:03:54,708 --> 01:03:56,208
Okay, see… Hmm.

1246
01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:58,333
Oh. [chuckles] Yeah.

1247
01:03:58,416 --> 01:04:00,791
-Ah.
-You know what? Here. They're yours.

1248
01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:02,291
[splutters] Oh no, I couldn't.

1249
01:04:02,375 --> 01:04:05,291
Please, save me the trouble
of throwing them in the trash.

1250
01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:08,958
Wow, that was impressive.

1251
01:04:09,041 --> 01:04:11,291
You played one monster of a game.

1252
01:04:11,375 --> 01:04:13,458
The All-Stars win it.

1253
01:04:13,541 --> 01:04:16,541
I'm Rob Stone, and that is game.

1254
01:04:16,625 --> 01:04:19,666
[grunts] For all creature-catching needs,
be sure to call…

1255
01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:21,375
[all] Creature Catchers!

1256
01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:24,250
Creature Catchers rule! Woo-hoo!

1257
01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:28,166
[upbeat music plays]

1258
01:04:29,833 --> 01:04:32,083
[cheering]

1259
01:04:32,166 --> 01:04:33,291
[Nautai] Pass it to me!

1260
01:04:33,791 --> 01:04:34,916
[Palio cheers]

1261
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,000
[O'Dang] Over here!

1262
01:04:36,083 --> 01:04:38,083
[panting]

1263
01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:39,750
[Nautai grunts]

1264
01:04:40,583 --> 01:04:41,500
Yes!

1265
01:04:42,291 --> 01:04:44,500
-[camera shutter clicks]
-Selfie, selfie, selfie!

1266
01:04:45,958 --> 01:04:47,000
I got this.

1267
01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:49,791
All right! [cheers]

1268
01:04:50,916 --> 01:04:52,916
[upbeat music continues]

1269
01:04:54,166 --> 01:04:56,041
[both grunt]

1270
01:04:57,958 --> 01:04:58,916
Whoa.

1271
01:05:01,416 --> 01:05:02,250
[grunts]

1272
01:05:02,750 --> 01:05:06,083
[cheering]

1273
01:05:08,666 --> 01:05:10,666
[tense music plays]

1274
01:05:14,291 --> 01:05:16,000
[old lady] Keep it down-- [grunts]

1275
01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:18,375
-[glass breaks]
-[old lady screams]

1276
01:05:18,458 --> 01:05:19,833
[old lady growls]

1277
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:20,958
Sequel time.

1278
01:05:21,041 --> 01:05:23,041
[whoopee cushion deflates]

1279
01:05:25,666 --> 01:05:27,666
[guitar music plays]

1280
01:05:30,583 --> 01:05:34,000
Hello, I am Zlatan, as if you didn't know.

1281
01:05:35,041 --> 01:05:38,541
Uh, Netflix asked me
to reassure younger viewers

1282
01:05:38,625 --> 01:05:41,166
who are concerned for Zlatan's safety.

1283
01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:43,125
This is just a silly story.

1284
01:05:43,208 --> 01:05:44,916
Zlatan is perfectly safe.

1285
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,375
-See, no slug on my ponytail. [yells]
-[screeches]

1286
01:05:48,458 --> 01:05:50,958
Slug on my ponytail! Get it off!

1287
01:05:51,041 --> 01:05:53,291
[groaning]

1288
01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:55,375
It's real! So real!

1289
01:05:55,458 --> 01:05:57,458
[static]

1290
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000
[instrumental rock music plays]

1291
01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,750
[instrumental rock music ends]

1292
01:09:02,833 --> 01:09:04,833
[triumphant music plays]

1293
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,416
[triumphant music ends]



