1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,550 ANNOUNCER: Live from the front yard 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:11,261 of Mr. Winchell's spookily decorated house, 6 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:14,598 it's The Paloni Show! Halloween Special! 7 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:17,226 Featuring performances by Philvia Crim, 8 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:19,269 Michaels Smith, Tony Shandals, 9 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,563 Guy Shrunt, Mustard Girl. 10 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:24,650 And of course, Mr. Winchell and his one-man puppet show. 11 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:27,778 And now, please welcome your favorite hosts-- 12 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:29,863 Leroy Paloni, Reggie Paloni, 13 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,865 and Cheruce Paloni. 14 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:32,658 - Hey, everybody, 15 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:35,577 we, uh, we're the Palonis, and this is a huge-- 16 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:37,704 We like specials. We like hosting specials. 17 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,706 That's like a thing we love as a family and-- 18 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,292 - Yeah, yeah, this is a big opportunity for us. 19 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,044 By the way, I'm Reggie. - Yeah, and I'm Leroy, 20 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,629 and this is our sister Cheruce. 21 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:48,423 And, you know, tonight we have some great Halloween comedy shorts 22 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:51,426 we're going to be showing you along with some incredible performances. 23 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:52,594 Live right here, 24 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,388 uh, in front of Mr. Winchell's house. 25 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,348 - Our entire special hosted 26 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:57,891 in front of this unimpressive dump. 27 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,017 - Hey, what the fuck's the matter with you? 28 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,310 Shut the fuck up. - Oh, come on, Cheruce. 29 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,354 She's just a little irritated today. 30 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,773 - Hey, I had ideas for this fuckin' special. 31 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,358 We should have wrote a story. 32 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,026 It's a Halloween special. 33 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,070 It needs practical effects, gore, suspense. 34 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:13,448 Oh, I don't know, maybe somebody getting stabbed in the fucking face. 35 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,284 That's what Hulu wants, baby. 36 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:16,910 - Who did you talk to at Hulu, huh? 37 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,287 Shut the fuck up! 38 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,538 LEROY: Okay. - This was all approved. 39 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,373 Everything behind me was approved, all of this. 40 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:24,126 - You know what? Why don't we just get the ball on the road 41 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,086 and check out our first short of the night. 42 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,296 Uh, here we go. 43 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,965 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 44 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:32,551 - Hey, Leon, 45 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,928 should I go to the party as a woodpecker 46 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:35,846 or a banana? 47 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,514 - Dude, banana. 48 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,516 That's what you gotta be. Chicks love bananas. 49 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,351 - Really? Banana it is. 50 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,729 - Guess that means I'm stuck being the woodpecker. 51 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,689 [car horn blaring] 52 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,107 ♪ party music playing ♪ 53 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,568 - Hey-hey, buddy, check me out. 54 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:51,778 These chicks are pecking me raw. 55 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:53,488 [grunts] 56 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:54,865 [people cheering] 57 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:57,159 - Damn it, why'd I choose banana? 58 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:58,619 No one likes banana. 59 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,287 - Not much fun in there, is it? 60 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:03,248 - Oh, totally. It's not really my scene. 61 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:04,208 - Me either. 62 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,751 You want to go somewhere we might fit in? 63 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:08,754 - Really? Sure, yeah. I'd like that. 64 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,797 [car horn blaring] 65 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:12,382 Wow. 66 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:15,636 A super-exclusive billionaire party. 67 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,971 [moaning] 68 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,682 I guess being a banana kind of worked out for me tonight. 69 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,684 - [giggles] I told you we'd fit in. 70 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:23,852 Come, this way. 71 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,521 They're about to begin the peeling. 72 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:27,439 - Begin the what now? 73 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:30,609 ♪ foreboding piano music playing ♪ 74 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,569 - Aah! 75 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,696 [groaning] 76 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,365 [groaning] 77 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:37,658 - Aaaah! 78 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:41,036 - Uh, this isn't the kind of party I thought it was. 79 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,746 I, uh, I probably should go. 80 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,831 My friend is likely wondering where I am. 81 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,959 - No, you can't go. 82 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,460 Not until you peel me. 83 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,212 - You want me to peel you? 84 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:51,213 - Yeah, peel me. 85 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:54,258 This isn't your first banana party, is it? 86 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:55,717 - No, no, of course not. 87 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:58,011 I've been to banana parties before, 88 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,431 so it's not strange at all for me to peel your skin off. 89 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:04,101 [groaning, panting] 90 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:06,770 Not weird, not weird, not weird at all. 91 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:09,231 [groaning] 92 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,651 - Okay, my turn. 93 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:13,610 Don't move. 94 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,863 Wait, why do you have a zipper on your-- 95 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,239 Oh no. 96 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,866 - Yeah, uh... 97 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,952 I think there might have been a miscommunication here. 98 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,745 - You have to leave. 99 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,038 You shouldn't be here. Quick. 100 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,039 - Halt! 101 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:30,335 Why hath that banana still his skin? 102 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,546 The rules are clear. 103 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:36,216 Or does he think us unworthy 104 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,760 to bear witness to his fruit? 105 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,846 - No, he does not think you unworthy. 106 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:45,392 - Then he must drop his skin immediately. 107 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:48,604 Or I will take personal offense. 108 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:50,230 - No offense meant. 109 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,565 I can drop my skin. 110 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,525 I can drop my skin right now, 111 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,359 Dropping my skin. 112 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:55,986 Ta-da! 113 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,363 - As I suspected. 114 00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,489 Human. 115 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,992 - So, can I go now or what? 116 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,453 [indiscernible police radio chatter] 117 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:07,414 - Damn. Another clumsy accident. 118 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,750 That's the third banana peel this week. 119 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,294 When will people start to learn to watch where they're walking? 120 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:14,546 - I'm not so sure it was an accident, detective. 121 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,465 I think this whole scene has been staged. 122 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:17,925 - [chuckles] A murder? 123 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,718 Who would want this kid dead? 124 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:20,636 - I don't know, 125 00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:23,096 but you can be damn sure I'll find out. 126 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,017 [car horn blaring] 127 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:29,811 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 128 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,939 - Told us th-they liked the idea of us being 129 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,107 in front of Mr. Winchell's house for the whole thing. 130 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,192 - You don't say anything 131 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,985 unless you read it off these cards, alright? 132 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,403 You're going to fucking blow this for us. 133 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:42,115 - Coming up, Mr. Winchell jerks off his dog. 134 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,909 - That's not what I wrote. - Come on, Cheruce, cut it out! 135 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:47,204 - I-I-I just want to say this is a really important opportunity, 136 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,373 and I want to thank Hulu for believing in us. 137 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:51,792 It's our goal to make the best Halloween special ever, 138 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,919 right here in front of Mr. Winchell's house. 139 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,420 - Remember, they really wanted us 140 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,047 to be in front of Mr. Winchell's house. 141 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,007 They really li-- So I don't know where this is coming from. 142 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,175 - Yep, they called me up and they told me that too so... 143 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,844 - Yeah, and they said it in the meeting. 144 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:02,970 - They said it twice. - A couple times. 145 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,514 I mean, you know, they've been very good partners for us so-- 146 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:06,723 - That's-- Hey, you know what though? 147 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,016 That's family, I guess. - Okay, okay. 148 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,685 Reel it in, guys. We're fucking live. 149 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:10,727 - Thank you for the note, Cheruce. 150 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,062 But, like, you know, this is the show. 151 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,355 - Oh, I couldn't tell. - It's fine, Cheruce. 152 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:15,732 - This is the show. - It's going exactly as planned. 153 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,276 - Where have you guys been? 154 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:20,237 You promised to take Little Long-Legs trick or treating! 155 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:22,489 - We're hosting our Halloween Special, Aunt Stephanie! 156 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,907 We told you! - This is important, Stephanie. 157 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,075 Get out of here! [all shouting] 158 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,119 - This day couldn't get any worse! 159 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:29,538 - I have never been invited to a party before 160 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,790 or had any real friends, and these cool people saw me 161 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,625 in 7-Eleven and they liked my look. 162 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,210 And now I can't go to their party 163 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,838 because you don't give a dried-up fuck about your cousin? 164 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,089 You monsters! 165 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,924 You try only having sex once 166 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,552 and then becoming a single mother with a retarded kid. 167 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:44,761 Fuck you! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 168 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,054 Okay-- - Classy, Aunt Stephanie. 169 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,974 - Do not use that word on our Hulu special. 170 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,893 God, what is wrong with you? - People are watching at home. 171 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:51,935 - So sorry for that. 172 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,187 - Great. Here's his costume. 173 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:54,771 Oh, and by the way, he has diabetes. 174 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:55,856 - He's got diabetes. 175 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,691 AUNT STEPHANIE: Type two, he did it to himself. 176 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:58,817 LITTLE LONG-LEGS: I want candy. 177 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:00,903 - Oh, my God. Okay, calm down, Little Long-Legs. 178 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:03,405 - Leroy, diabetes is going to throw off the entire vibe. 179 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,240 I-I don't think they want us talking about that. 180 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,116 Even if it is his own fault. 181 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,493 - I think diabetes type two is a protected class. 182 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,454 - Well, that's even worse. - Okay, we should really throw it 183 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,372 to the next... the next short while we figure this out. 184 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,165 - You know what, you're right, Reggie. 185 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:15,792 Uh, hey, everybody, let's check out our next short. 186 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:16,460 Here we go. 187 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:19,213 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 188 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,674 ANNOUNCER: Hey, kids. 189 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:25,802 Get ready for Plopsie and Friends! 190 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:26,845 [kids cheering] 191 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:31,600 Here's Annie Alphabet and Captain Colors! 192 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:35,312 - Hey, kids. 193 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,898 Welcome to a very special Halloween episode. 194 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,317 You know, Halloween can be spooky, 195 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,485 but it doesn't have to be scary. 196 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,529 - Now, let's have a warm welcome 197 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:45,906 for our favorite kooky cuddle monster. 198 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,950 BOTH: It's Plopsie! 199 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:50,244 [kids cheering] 200 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:51,286 [groans, burps] 201 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,496 [bottle shatters] - Oh, shit. 202 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:54,373 - Whoa, Plopsie, are you okay? 203 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:55,582 CAPTAIN COLORS: What happened to you? 204 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,292 - Hey, never take a swim in the LA River. 205 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,253 There are portals there. 206 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,298 - Okay. Uh, Plopsie, why don't you tell us 207 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,592 about some of the spookiest things about Halloween. 208 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,511 - Ghosts and ghouls and goblins, oh my. 209 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:10,013 - Yeah, you want to know spooky? I fell into this fucking portal. 210 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,056 - Jesus Christ, Plopsie. 211 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,266 - And I saw the future. 212 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,643 You guys better start kissing ass to the lizard people 213 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:17,479 'cause I swear to shit they're taking over. 214 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:18,272 [gags, burps] 215 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:19,815 - Plopsie, are you okay, like, medically? 216 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:20,816 - Do you want to maybe go home. 217 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:23,026 - Me go-- You fucking go home, I'm fine. 218 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:24,486 I'm fucking fine. Let's do this shit. 219 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,738 I've got a date after this. I'm trying to wrap early. 220 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,740 - Okay, Plopsie. Why don't you tell us about werewolves? 221 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:29,950 - No, fuck that. - Alright. 222 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,911 - I was playing Marco Polo by myself in the LA River this morning. 223 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:33,662 - You actually can't do that. 224 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,914 - I got sucked into a vortex, kids, 225 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:37,207 and the lizard people took me. 226 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,876 They did tests on me. 227 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:40,127 They mated with me. 228 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,545 - Alright, let's talk about trick or treating. 229 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:43,714 - Long story short, now I can never die. 230 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,842 It'll be my greatest curse, right, kids? 231 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:48,677 - I'm having a bad time. 232 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,470 - Let's talk about what's scary on Halloween 233 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,264 that maybe doesn't need to be so scary. 234 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:54,308 - What is scarier than what I just told you? 235 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,351 [howling] - Oh, Captain Colors, did you hear that sound? 236 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:57,936 - Sounds like we just got a letter. 237 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,606 - In what fucking world does getting a letter make that sound? 238 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,609 - Toby, age five, from Arkansas says, 239 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:04,693 "I love Halloween, 240 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,153 "but I'm scared of haunted houses. 241 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,362 What do I do?" 242 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,031 - Well, Toby, you have to remember 243 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:12,075 that everyone in a haunted house is a person, just like you-- 244 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,411 - Don't! Let me talk to you for a second, man-to-man. 245 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:14,953 BOTH: No! 246 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:17,998 - Toby, I'm going to give you some coordinates and a machete. 247 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,166 I need you to come here and kill me. 248 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,792 - No, we're not giving Toby any coordinates. 249 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,127 - It may not work the first time, 250 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,046 but I will give you so many shares of my company 251 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:25,756 if you just keep chopping. 252 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:27,216 - Plopsie, you have a company? 253 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:28,675 - I sell used needles. - You sell them used? 254 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,802 - Yeah, but we make it up in volume, baby! 255 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:31,762 - Okay, uh-- 256 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:34,223 [retches] 257 00:08:34,223 --> 00:08:35,682 CAPTAIN COLORS: O-okay. 258 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,977 - Okay, Kayla M. from Michigan is seven years old. 259 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:41,605 - Kayla, what poisons does your daddy have? 260 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:44,024 - Plopsie, I'm going to need you to stop asking children to kill you. 261 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,317 ANNIE ALPHABET: Also, can you pull your weight? 262 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:46,777 We're only supposed to do the intro, 263 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,904 and you're making us steer this whole thing. 264 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,697 [phone buzzing] - Uh, oh shit, hold that thought. 265 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,741 Uh, my date's waiting for me in the bathroom. 266 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:53,951 I gotta wrap this up. 267 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:54,993 - In the bathroom? 268 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,245 - Yep, handicap stall. 269 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,664 Plopsie's still got it! 270 00:08:58,664 --> 00:09:01,208 - Okay, no, can we-- can we roll the song? 271 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,459 - Don't you fucking dare, Jeff! 272 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,002 - Please do the song. Just roll the song-- 273 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,546 - Come on, Je-- Oh shit, here we go. 274 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,297 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 275 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:11,134 ♪ 276 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:16,557 ♪ Every day is a special day that we can be with you ♪ 277 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:20,269 ♪ Thank you for making our day so great ♪ 278 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:22,479 ♪ We love to... ♪ - No, no gasoline in the studio. 279 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,692 ♪ Spending the day with you has been sublime ♪ 280 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:29,194 ♪ And we're so excited to see you next time ♪ 281 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:32,573 - No, no-- - Okay, can we evacuate the kids. 282 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:33,657 There's going to be a fire. 283 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:35,284 CAPTAIN COLORS: Stop, stop. - Uh-oh. 284 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,619 - No. No matches. No! 285 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,872 ANNIE ALPHABET: Okay, the studio's on fire. 286 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:41,790 Uh, yeah, I'm just-- 287 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,625 [alarm blaring] [kids screaming] 288 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,502 Everybody follow me outside. 289 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:50,883 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 290 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:51,925 - Welcome back, folks. 291 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,469 Wow, that was sure was a fooky, spooky, funny time. 292 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:55,304 - You're darn right it was. 293 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:57,723 That's what's so great about... the Palonis 294 00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:58,849 and, and what we do. 295 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:01,810 You know, this is why th-th-this whole thing is so special. 296 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:04,021 - Well, hey, guess what? We're taking this on the road. 297 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:05,689 That's the news. That's the big announcement. 298 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:08,150 - Cheruce, is Little Long-Legs in his costume yet? 299 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,109 CHERUCE: Yep. 300 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,028 - I'm Tiny Shortlegs. 301 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,238 - Little Long-Legs, your legs are like your whole shtick. 302 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,365 Why, why would you pick a costume that doesn't show them off, 303 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,576 you know, like, like show those, show those bad boys off, baby. 304 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:20,162 - I hate my long legs. I'm ugly! 305 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:23,081 - Oh, come on, you shouldn't be ashamed of your long legs, little guy. 306 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,000 - Why not? They're so long and nasty. 307 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,251 - Shut up, Cheruce! 308 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,211 Be quiet for once. 309 00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:29,588 It's okay. Look, I-I think your costume is great, 310 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:31,048 and I think everyone will love it. 311 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,096 - I want candy! 312 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,682 - What the fuck are you supposed to be dressed as? 313 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,059 You fucking piece of shit. 314 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:43,602 That is so offensive. 315 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,562 It's not the '90s anymore. 316 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,773 You might as well be in a fucking blackface. 317 00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:49,149 Oh, you didn't know we lived here? 318 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,068 Everybody knows us. 319 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:53,529 This is targeted bigotry. This is no accident. 320 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:54,947 - Check out this next short. 321 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:56,823 At least those are mostly good. 322 00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,451 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 323 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:00,577 ♪ ominous music playing ♪ 324 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:01,370 [lightning cracks] 325 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,705 [woman panting] 326 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:04,581 [electricity crackles] 327 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:08,126 [panting] 328 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:08,669 [grunts] 329 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,797 [thunder rumbling] 330 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:12,923 [woman whimpers] 331 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,591 [creepy laughter] 332 00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:17,886 [woman screaming] 333 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,057 [whimpers] 334 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:26,311 [man panting] 335 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:31,233 [whimpering] 336 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,152 [man screams] 337 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,779 [coughing] 338 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:37,906 [monster growls] 339 00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:42,661 [cell phone ringing] 340 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,585 - Um, I should take this. 341 00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:51,003 - Hello. 342 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:53,213 Hi. Hey, can I call you back? 343 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,006 I just... 344 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:57,885 What do you mean I need to come in? 345 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,469 More testing. 346 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,763 [stammers] I see. Okay. 347 00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:04,224 Um... thank you. 348 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:05,851 [phone beeps] 349 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,061 Had a screening for cancer last week 350 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,106 and, um, come in for more testing. 351 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,192 That can't be good, right? 352 00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:14,401 I don't even know why I'm telling you this. 353 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,527 I mean, how would I even come in? 354 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,279 I mean, I'm stuck in the middle of the woods. 355 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,201 What's that? 356 00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,536 ♪ suspenseful music playing ♪ 357 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:27,789 [chains clinking] 358 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:30,292 ♪ 359 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:33,170 [MRI machine whirring] 360 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,255 - I'm so sorry. 361 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,633 [man crying] 362 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:41,470 [monitor beeping] 363 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,514 [indiscernible announcement on PA] 364 00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:44,765 [sighs] 365 00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:48,519 [wheels squeaking] 366 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:49,937 Aah! 367 00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:52,689 [grunts] 368 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,108 Aah. 369 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,320 [water sloshing] 370 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,364 [both laughing] 371 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:04,326 ♪ 372 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,246 [grunting] 373 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,998 [man laughs] 374 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:12,459 [slurping] 375 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:19,174 ♪ uplifting music playing ♪ 376 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:23,178 ♪ 377 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,640 - You're officially cancer free. 378 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:29,393 - Can I just say thank you. 379 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,436 You know, for, for being here with me 380 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,313 at every step of the way, Rubber Face. 381 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,356 You have-- [groans] 382 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:35,816 [coughs] 383 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,402 - Oh! 384 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,070 Oh, dear God, please don't... 385 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,114 I have children, please. 386 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,740 [laughs] 387 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,450 [phone ringing] 388 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,994 It's my oncologist. 389 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,955 Hello. You know, now it's not the-- 390 00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:53,125 What do you mean I need to come in? 391 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:55,586 Cancer. 392 00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,799 [sad moaning] 393 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,344 What the fuck. 394 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:09,683 - Th-th-this is a disaster, alright. 395 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,019 This is not the show that Hulu signed off on, Leroy. 396 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,562 Right now, we should be smack dab in the middle 397 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,356 of Philvia Crim's incredible human pretzel routine. 398 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,859 - Where the fuck are we? - I'm really sorry, folks. 399 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:19,902 I don't know what to do either, Reggie. 400 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,695 I don't like being off the rails like this. 401 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:22,696 Let me just think. 402 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,865 - I'm afraid there's no time to think. 403 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,867 My name is Dr. Toomis. 404 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,577 I work at the local mental institution 405 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,037 for the criminally insane. 406 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,371 Have you seen this man? 407 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,999 - Is that Michael Myers? 408 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,001 - No, it's Dana Carvey. 409 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,003 Sorry, no, Dana Carver. 410 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,880 He's wearing a Dana Carvey mask. 411 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,381 Garth from Wayne's World. 412 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,383 His birth name is Dana Carver. 413 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,052 He's my patient. He escaped. 414 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,930 He carves up his victims into what can only be described 415 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,473 as human salad. 416 00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:50,891 - Uh, listen, sorry. We're not interested. 417 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:51,808 We don't have any money. 418 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,393 We're trying to host a show here. 419 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,896 Uh, everybody watching at home, uh, bear with us. 420 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,731 I'm trying to figure this out. - No, I'm not homeless. 421 00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,776 Dana is carving his way through this town, please! 422 00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:02,569 I'm warning you and everyone. 423 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,571 My name is Dr. Toomis. 424 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,990 - You know, Leroy, I got a confession to make to you. 425 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,408 I-I-I did have cash on me. 426 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,118 I've, I've got $50 of cash on... 427 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,495 - Keep it. He'd just use it on drugs. 428 00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:13,330 - Well, yeah, listen, it's, it's-- 429 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,665 He'll be fine. He'll land on his feet. 430 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:15,582 - You think so? - Yeah. 431 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,708 I mean, did you see how he was dressed? 432 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,335 - He was dressed better than me some days. 433 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,212 - Yeah, he's probably got somebody-- 434 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:22,381 - Hey, probably some angel out there looking out for him. 435 00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:23,298 - Oh, oh, Leroy. 436 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,675 Watch out for that bowl of body parts. 437 00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:26,927 - Oh geez, thanks, Reggie. Almost stepped in it. 438 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,012 Kind of looks like, I don't know, human salad. 439 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,306 Huh, only on Halloween, right? 440 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:32,307 Ugh, gross. 441 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,685 - Oh, grosser than Guy Shrunt 442 00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:37,271 and his tight five about that Michael Jackson docu-- 443 00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:39,356 What is a "tight five"? - It's a comedy term. 444 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,191 - The Guy Shrunt Michael Jackson bit is great. 445 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,109 I-- Shut up. 446 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,569 Doesn't make any sense anymore. LEROY: Leave the cards out of it. 447 00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:44,486 - Just forget the cards. - Fine! 448 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,612 - You know what? 449 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,738 - Leroy, I got an idea. 450 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,282 Why, why don't we throw to two shorts 451 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,491 instead of, instead of just one short. 452 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,076 - Yeah, okay, that's perfect. Two shorts in a row. 453 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,119 - Yeah, two shorts. Yeah, yeah. 454 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,371 - That's unorthodox for us, but we're going to do it. 455 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,039 - Well, the audience sure must be happy about hearing that. 456 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,082 - Uh, take it away, two shorts. 457 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,667 - Take it away. Here you go, two. 458 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,878 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 459 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,424 MAN: Hey, manager. 460 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,717 You're the manager. 461 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:07,968 I have a problem. 462 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,262 My apartment smells like both piss and shit. 463 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:13,098 It also smells a little bit like salami. 464 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,767 But that part I'm okay with! 465 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,811 - I got to, um, um, um, um... 466 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:19,897 inspect the yoga room. 467 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:21,023 Whew! 468 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:24,151 Man, I don't want to deal with any problems today. 469 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,360 - Reed, thank God you're here. 470 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,820 I have a problem. 471 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,238 - Bronwen, unit 403. 472 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,617 Sorry, but I'm, uh, here to practice, uh, yoga. 473 00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:33,660 - Always dodging responsibility. 474 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,995 Remember the broken elevator. 475 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,330 It's been months. 476 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,749 - I fixed that. - So, you're here for yoga. 477 00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:40,375 Do you even know how to do yoga? 478 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,211 - Do I know how to do yoga? 479 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:44,254 Do I know how to do yoga? 480 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,089 - You don't know how to do yoga, do you? 481 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,091 - So I don't know how to do yoga, is that so? 482 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,843 - No! - Woo-ha! 483 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,222 - Wow, you do know how to do yoga. 484 00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:56,391 This morning, my neighbor tried to bite me. 485 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,352 I think he's a zombie. 486 00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,478 - It's Halloween. 487 00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:01,396 Probably just trying to spook you. 488 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,774 Was he wearing a costume? - He was nude. 489 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:06,443 - I've heard enough. Sounds like a zombie. 490 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:07,277 - Let me guess, 491 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,112 but you are not going to do anything about it. 492 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,405 - Wrong again. 493 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,407 I'll shoot the motherfucker in the head. 494 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,577 [goofy laughter] 495 00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,246 [bell dings] BRONWEN: It's broken. 496 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,705 REED: It's not broken. 497 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,873 [sniffing] 498 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:20,749 Strawberry lime. 499 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:21,834 [sniffs] Your yogurt. 500 00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,460 BRONWEN: You can smell that far away? 501 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,004 - I can smell the milk and bacteria. 502 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,131 That's how good I am at smelling. 503 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,883 - Go ahead, press the button. It's broken. 504 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,635 - It's not broken. I fixed that-- 505 00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:34,930 [rattling] [Bronwen screaming] 506 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:39,977 [elevator bell dings] 507 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,814 - How the hell you stay still during all that? 508 00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:46,400 - Because there is nothing wrong with the elevator, 509 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,361 I fixed it, per what I've been saying this whole time. 510 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,824 - Who is it? I'm nude in here. 511 00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:54,783 REED: It's Reed. 512 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,952 - Oh please, don't shoot me. I'm nude. 513 00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:58,412 - You're a zombie... 514 00:17:58,412 --> 00:17:59,621 idiot. 515 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,623 - First, I'm nude. Now this. 516 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:02,624 [Bronwen grunts] [gunshot] 517 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,585 - Ow! My eye. 518 00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:06,962 - That's right. Surprise, we're both zombies. 519 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,966 It was our elaborate plan to lure you up here and eat you. 520 00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:13,635 - They'll replace you with a manager who actually does work around here. 521 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,637 - Your management is a disaster, 522 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:18,432 but soon you'll be nothing more than a meal. 523 00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:19,516 - Why is he smiling? 524 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,226 - You both fell for my plan. 525 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:24,229 I knew you were a zombie the day you moved in. 526 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:27,191 Smelling your yogurt was the final proof. 527 00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:29,443 In addition to strawberry and lime, 528 00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:31,236 I detected gray matter. 529 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,530 Yogurt made from brain. 530 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,158 - Oh, and shooting yourself in the eye was part of your plan? 531 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,160 - It was the perfect distraction. BRONWEN: Oh! 532 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,494 What did you do to me? 533 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,413 REED: I intentionally left the elevator broken 534 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,081 waiting for this off chance. 535 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,209 And your yogurt was the perfect receptacle 536 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:46,418 for the acid that I brought. 537 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:47,544 [Bronwen screams] 538 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:48,879 ZOMBIE: But what about me? 539 00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:51,006 I could still eat ya', you know? 540 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,549 - Go ahead. 541 00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:55,010 - Is this part of your plan too? - Eat me. 542 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:57,179 - What if I don't want to? - Eat me! 543 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,014 - I don't want to! 544 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,724 [laughs] 545 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,685 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 546 00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:09,233 - Ho, ho! 547 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,766 [whirring] 548 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:11,753 [grunts] 549 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,922 - Oh! [gasping] 550 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,967 [all whimper] 551 00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,510 [growls] 552 00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,895 [woman screaming] 553 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,027 ALL: Huh? 554 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:36,778 - Hmm? 555 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,489 [giggles] 556 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,867 [whimpering] 557 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:45,245 [snarling] 558 00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:47,998 [gulps, whimpers] 559 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:56,965 - I told you not to invite Steve! 560 00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,220 [woman sobs] 561 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,012 MAN: Oh! 562 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,765 [bones crack] 563 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,267 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 564 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,061 [Little Long-Legs panting] CHERUCE: Stop running! 565 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,480 - Oh man, that was great. Right, folks? 566 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,814 - Sorry, folks at home. 567 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,983 Just as soon as Little Long-Legs gets his candy, 568 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,319 we'll be back on track at Mr. Winchell's house in no time. 569 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,153 - Uh, yep, yep. 570 00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:19,613 That's, that is how it's going to work. 571 00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,823 CHERUCE: Would you slow the fuck down, you little cretin? 572 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,700 - All the best houses are up here. 573 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,911 They give us full-size candy bars. 574 00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:28,539 - Oh no. 575 00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:30,374 He's headed into the abandoned Fletcher house, Leroy! 576 00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:31,542 - Cheruce! Catch him! 577 00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:34,336 - I'm trying, goddammit. He's too fast. 578 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,128 [door slams] 579 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,922 - Cheruce, you, you idiot! 580 00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:38,632 He's, he's in this fucking nightmare house now. 581 00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:40,467 - Fuck you, Reggie. Get off my back. 582 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,635 - Hey guys, listen. We-- 583 00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:43,345 Let's just keep it together, okay? 584 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,389 - L-L-Leroy, we should probably just throw it to the next short. 585 00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:46,807 Just throw it to the next short. - Uh, okay, yeah. 586 00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:50,227 Um, everybody, buckle in for the next Halloween short. 587 00:21:50,227 --> 00:21:51,436 Take it away. 588 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,856 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 589 00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:55,816 ♪ hard rock music playing ♪ 590 00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:57,734 MEGG: Goddammit, 591 00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,611 the cupboards are bare. WEREWOLF JONES: What's that? 592 00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:03,156 - Vegan foie gras, expired in 2014. 593 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,241 - Yeah, I'm so hungry. 594 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:06,577 Stupid fucking demanding bodies. 595 00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:08,161 [sniffing] 596 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,955 Oh, what sort of gum is that? 597 00:22:09,955 --> 00:22:10,747 [sniffs] 598 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,666 Yeah, it smells really good. 599 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:14,209 [sniffs] Oh yeah. 600 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,295 [sniffs] Oh yeah, fuck. 601 00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:18,046 [sniffs] So fucking hungry. 602 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,882 [sniffs] Oh, God. 603 00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:21,550 - Dude, back off. 604 00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:22,759 - Oh geez, Owl. 605 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:25,304 You don't gotta be such a fucking homophobe, man. 606 00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:27,806 Just trying to smell your mouth, for fuck's sake. God. 607 00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:30,767 - Owl, you must have some cash hidden away up your boring ass. 608 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:31,727 Please, we're starving. 609 00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:34,229 - Well, first of all, Mogg, go fuck yourself. 610 00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:35,230 And secondly, 611 00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,316 I told you I got fired from my job 612 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:39,443 because somebody hacked my Twitter. 613 00:22:39,443 --> 00:22:41,737 MEGG: Owl, how many times do I have to apologize? 614 00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:43,363 I'm sorry. 615 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:45,199 I was very high. 616 00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:46,617 - Oh hey, I got it. 617 00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:48,035 Let's go trick or treating. 618 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:50,913 - What? Werewolf Jones, we're in our 30s. 619 00:22:50,913 --> 00:22:51,914 - No, come on, come on. 620 00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:55,125 L-listen, let's get all dolled up and go out begging, right? 621 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,627 What's the worst that could happen? 622 00:22:56,627 --> 00:22:58,253 Here, I'll rack up a few lines. 623 00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,088 Okay. This, this. 624 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:01,965 Pretty good. [sniffing] 625 00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:04,343 Oh yeah. There you go, have at it. 626 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:06,678 Meet you outside in five. 627 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,725 Ooh, Megg, sexy witch. 628 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:14,478 - Yep, figured I may as well completely debase myself. 629 00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:16,188 Frank-n-furter? 630 00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:17,731 - Uh, yeah, time warp. 631 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:19,024 - Alright, let's do this. 632 00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:20,609 - Owl, what the fuck, dude. 633 00:23:20,609 --> 00:23:22,194 - Did you all just go through my laundry? 634 00:23:22,194 --> 00:23:23,946 I'm going to have to burn all that stuff now. 635 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:25,948 Whatever, let's do this. 636 00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,492 [knocking on door] 637 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:31,036 - Ah, nobody home. 638 00:23:31,662 --> 00:23:33,121 Hey, look, the window's open. 639 00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:34,748 [grunting] 640 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:35,457 Come on. 641 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,710 OWL: Okay, well, this quickly devolved. 642 00:23:39,795 --> 00:23:41,922 - Fuck, It's dark in here, right? 643 00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:43,006 - Where's the kitchen? 644 00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,716 I smell food. Beef! 645 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:45,759 WEREWOLF JONES: Through here. 646 00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:48,053 [gunshot] [Werewolf Jones screaming] 647 00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:49,096 MEGG: Holy shit! 648 00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:50,472 [Owl screaming] 649 00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:52,516 MEGG: Run. Owl, come on. 650 00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:54,476 - Oh, my fucking face. 651 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:55,978 - Where's Jones? MOGG: They got him. 652 00:23:55,978 --> 00:23:57,604 They fucking got him. He's dead. 653 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:58,939 - Oh, God. What are we going to do? 654 00:23:58,939 --> 00:24:01,775 - Oh, I think I might have to go to the hospital. 655 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:03,151 Oh. 656 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:05,487 - Ugh, Owl, that's disgusting! 657 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,698 - Dude, put a bag on your face. We don't want to look at that. 658 00:24:07,698 --> 00:24:08,866 - What do we do? - I don't know. 659 00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:09,658 [knocking on door] 660 00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:11,910 Who's that? - That was a fucking cop-knock. 661 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:13,203 Let's get out of here. 662 00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:13,954 MOGG: Where? 663 00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:16,999 - Megg, where are we going? 664 00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:18,417 - We'll steal a boat from the marina. 665 00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:19,751 We're sea-people now. 666 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:21,712 [knocking on door] 667 00:24:21,712 --> 00:24:23,964 - Guys, guys, let me in. 668 00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:27,634 I left the rest of my coke in there. 669 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:28,594 I need a bump. 670 00:24:28,594 --> 00:24:29,761 [groans] 671 00:24:32,598 --> 00:24:35,767 - Okay, I think we're in international waters. 672 00:24:36,852 --> 00:24:38,103 - I'm cold. 673 00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:39,646 - Here, let's do some more lines. 674 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,064 - Oh. [Megg and Mogg sniffing] 675 00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:44,193 - I hate you guys so fucking much. 676 00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:51,825 - Little Long-Legs! - Little Long-Legs! 677 00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:52,868 - Little Long-Legs! Where are you? 678 00:24:52,868 --> 00:24:53,994 - Where is he? - Where are you? 679 00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:55,078 Where you at, Little long-Legs? 680 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,789 - He can't hear you, shitbag. He has diabetes. 681 00:24:57,789 --> 00:24:59,499 - Just a minor hiccup here, folks. 682 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,668 We'll be back on track in, in just a minute. 683 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:02,878 REGGIE: I can't believe this, Leroy. 684 00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:04,755 I, I can't believe this. - I know. It's insane. 685 00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:06,507 - It's worse than insane, it's-- 686 00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:08,050 - Listen, we're going to find him 687 00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:09,718 and get out of this house. 688 00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:11,094 - I hope so, I hope so. 689 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,971 If not, I'm just saying, if not-- 690 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:15,265 - We will. - Come on, let's fucking go. 691 00:25:16,517 --> 00:25:17,851 - The homeless guy. 692 00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:19,311 How the hell did he get ahead of us? 693 00:25:19,311 --> 00:25:20,562 - I don't know. Look at his calves. 694 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,105 I mean, th-this guy, this guy runs. 695 00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:23,732 Look at 'em. This guy definitely runs. 696 00:25:27,152 --> 00:25:28,278 Human salad! 697 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:29,071 [all scream] 698 00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:31,740 - You kids are going to look so much better 699 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:35,452 topped with croutons and Parme-sian cheese. 700 00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:37,287 - Oh, my fucking God, we're going to die. 701 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:38,997 - Just run! CHERUCE: Holy fuck! 702 00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:41,291 He's, like, right behind me. 703 00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:42,751 - Everybody at home, just, just check out 704 00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:44,753 this next short while we figure this out. 705 00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:47,172 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 706 00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:51,051 [projector clicking] 707 00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:52,928 [whistling] 708 00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:54,471 ALL: Surprise! 709 00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:55,347 [screams] 710 00:25:55,931 --> 00:25:57,933 [panting] 711 00:25:57,933 --> 00:26:00,602 - Jesus H. Christ, guys. 712 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:01,687 What the fuck? 713 00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:03,146 Jesus. 714 00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:05,023 I almost had a heart attack. 715 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,316 Come on, man. 716 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:09,736 I walk into a room and you yell, "Surprise!" 717 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:10,654 Fuck you. 718 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:12,573 Fuck you. 719 00:26:12,573 --> 00:26:13,949 Fuck all of you guys. 720 00:26:13,949 --> 00:26:16,493 You and you and you and you and you. 721 00:26:19,162 --> 00:26:23,000 - I haven't watched that footage in a long time. 722 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,587 It's still very hard to watch. 723 00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:30,174 MAYOR: That was 50 years ago, tonight. 724 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,886 Half a century, lot of water under the bridge. 725 00:26:34,303 --> 00:26:36,096 Yeah, that was my birthday party. 726 00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:39,933 More scared than I have ever been in my life, 727 00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:41,101 before or since. 728 00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:43,228 I hope nobody watching this ever 729 00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:45,981 has to feel the level of terror 730 00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:48,150 that I felt that night. 731 00:26:48,150 --> 00:26:49,818 I felt unsafe. 732 00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:51,778 Very unsafe 733 00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:54,198 and terrified. 734 00:26:54,198 --> 00:26:58,785 What those people did to me at that party was terror-ism, 735 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,412 because they terrified me. 736 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:08,754 Ever since that night, that fateful night, uh, uh, 737 00:27:08,754 --> 00:27:11,048 Mr. Mayor plans his own birthday parties. 738 00:27:11,048 --> 00:27:13,509 Uh, Teresa has been removed from that duty, 739 00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:15,511 right, Teresa? Right? 740 00:27:15,511 --> 00:27:16,428 Right, Teresa? 741 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:18,222 [slurping] Honey? 742 00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:19,264 Dear? 743 00:27:19,264 --> 00:27:21,892 Because of the sheer, unadulterated fear 744 00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:23,310 that I felt that night, 745 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:26,188 I was able to implement legislation 746 00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:29,733 that I called the "Carefree Scare-Free bill." 747 00:27:29,733 --> 00:27:32,819 It's a bill that I brought into law 748 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:38,242 that says that nothing scary can ever happen here again. 749 00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:41,036 It's been that way for 50 years. 750 00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:43,830 Nothing will scare you in Rightbehindyouton. 751 00:27:44,498 --> 00:27:45,374 Count on it. 752 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:48,794 OFFICER: No skeletons? WOMAN: No. 753 00:27:48,794 --> 00:27:49,795 - Vampire teeth? - No. 754 00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:50,838 - Fake blood? - No! 755 00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:52,339 - Fake skeletons? - No! 756 00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:53,674 - Ma'am, you're going to want to cooperate 757 00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:54,591 if you want to get into town. 758 00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:56,552 WOMAN: I am co-operating. - Come on through. 759 00:27:56,552 --> 00:27:57,970 Ha, keep going. 760 00:27:57,970 --> 00:28:00,806 Hey, Neil, I checked these ones last night, they're okay. 761 00:28:00,806 --> 00:28:01,807 - What was that? 762 00:28:01,807 --> 00:28:03,684 - Her, I'm not so sure about, 763 00:28:03,684 --> 00:28:04,685 check the trunk. 764 00:28:04,685 --> 00:28:06,728 - Well, you see, my family's run this pumpkin farm 765 00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:08,146 for over a century, yeah. 766 00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:10,190 You know, about five generations or so. 767 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:11,942 It wasn't until about 50 years ago 768 00:28:11,942 --> 00:28:14,236 with the passing of the "Carefree Scare-Free Act" 769 00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:16,321 that we had to start paintin' the suckers. 770 00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:19,616 Blue, red, indigo. 771 00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:22,369 Can't do orange though, because orange is the scary kind. 772 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:24,496 Also, we gotta coat 'em in this here resin, 773 00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:25,873 at least one to two inches thick 774 00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:28,083 so no one goes around carving any scary faces 775 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:29,084 into the suckers. 776 00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:30,210 [Neil sighs] 777 00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:31,879 NEIL: Mm. 778 00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:33,714 You know, I've been called to armed robberies. 779 00:28:33,714 --> 00:28:35,591 I've been in high-speed chases. 780 00:28:35,591 --> 00:28:38,385 I've been involved loosely in sexual stuff 781 00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:40,679 that is a little out of my comfort zone. 782 00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:41,513 - Mm-hmm. 783 00:28:41,513 --> 00:28:43,098 - Nothing prepares you for this. 784 00:28:43,098 --> 00:28:44,850 - Couple of these slip through every year, 785 00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:47,269 but, uh, we always catch 'em. 786 00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:51,356 Neil, can we get this covered up please? 787 00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:55,694 So, Halloween, obviously, that's out. 788 00:28:55,694 --> 00:28:57,487 And guess what? We don't miss it. 789 00:28:57,487 --> 00:28:59,239 Because what's Halloween about? 790 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:01,325 What do people like about Halloween? 791 00:29:01,325 --> 00:29:03,619 Well, people like dressing up. 792 00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:05,162 Hey, that's a great costume. 793 00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:06,747 Who you dressed as this Mayor Day? 794 00:29:06,747 --> 00:29:08,582 - I dressed as the mayor. 795 00:29:08,582 --> 00:29:10,375 [laughing] 796 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:11,418 - I should have known that. 797 00:29:12,628 --> 00:29:14,296 You look wonderful. You look great. 798 00:29:14,296 --> 00:29:16,590 And so does your mom and so does your dad. 799 00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:18,258 - Thank you. - Family of mayors. 800 00:29:19,635 --> 00:29:20,969 You don't like Halloween? 801 00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:24,473 Come here and celebrate Mayor Day with us. 802 00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:26,600 Just wear one of these, 803 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,518 'cause that's what I wear. 804 00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:31,146 [crowd cheering and applauding] 805 00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:33,649 Thank you! - Miss Micelli, you sent a wonderful-- 806 00:29:33,649 --> 00:29:35,067 - I'm proud of you too. 807 00:29:35,526 --> 00:29:37,152 - Thank you. - I love you back. 808 00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:38,111 Fellow citizens, 809 00:29:38,904 --> 00:29:40,072 family... 810 00:29:40,906 --> 00:29:41,740 friends. 811 00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:45,619 I am so pleased and proud to be here with you 812 00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:50,415 celebrating our 50th Mayor Day here in this town. 813 00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:54,169 The people who were in attendance at that party 814 00:29:54,169 --> 00:29:57,005 on that night are also here tonight. 815 00:29:57,005 --> 00:29:59,049 Most of them are still with us, 816 00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:01,677 so let's give them a rousing round of applause. 817 00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:04,680 - Thank you. You're too kind. - Thank you so much. Thank you so much. 818 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,808 - You guys gave me the biggest scare of my life back then, 819 00:30:07,808 --> 00:30:09,434 but you also gave me 820 00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:12,145 the greatest idea of my life back then 821 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:13,647 and you get-- [crowd murmuring] 822 00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:16,441 What's happening? Oh, my God, wha-- 823 00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:18,318 What's happening? [electricity crackling] 824 00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:19,069 What's happening? 825 00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:23,657 [all screaming] 826 00:30:26,285 --> 00:30:27,953 No, no, no. 827 00:30:27,953 --> 00:30:30,581 Yes! Yes! [laughing] 828 00:30:30,581 --> 00:30:33,166 [all panting] 829 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:35,335 Gotcha, bitches! 830 00:30:35,836 --> 00:30:37,087 - Why are you laughing? 831 00:30:37,087 --> 00:30:39,840 - You fell for the old "town where nothing scary happens" 832 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,592 for 50 years trick. 833 00:30:42,926 --> 00:30:45,220 Yes! Yes! - What? 834 00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:48,473 - Yeah, scared, Teresa? 835 00:30:48,473 --> 00:30:50,267 I want a divorce, tonight! 836 00:30:50,267 --> 00:30:52,769 Neil, serve her the papers. Ha, ha! 837 00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:54,021 Bye! 838 00:30:54,021 --> 00:30:55,647 - Oh, Teresa, I'm sorry. 839 00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:57,774 - Halloween is back! 840 00:30:57,774 --> 00:30:59,651 Goodbye, Mayor Day! 841 00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:01,486 Hello, Halloween! 842 00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:03,864 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 843 00:31:03,864 --> 00:31:04,948 [all screaming] 844 00:31:04,948 --> 00:31:05,991 [maniacal laughter] 845 00:31:05,991 --> 00:31:08,160 - Little Long-Legs! - Cheruce, grab him! 846 00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:10,829 REGGIE: Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. 847 00:31:10,829 --> 00:31:13,040 Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it-- 848 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:13,916 Holy shit! 849 00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:15,792 CHERUCE: Oh shit. I fucking hate this. 850 00:31:15,792 --> 00:31:17,211 What's this guy's fucking problem? 851 00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:18,337 - I don't know, I don't know what the fuck-- 852 00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:20,088 [all screaming] 853 00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:22,716 Run, run, run! Hurry! What the fuck is this? 854 00:31:22,716 --> 00:31:24,801 - Come over here and get against the wall. 855 00:31:26,011 --> 00:31:27,262 [all scream] 856 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:28,263 [Dana laughing] 857 00:31:28,263 --> 00:31:29,515 [thudding footsteps] 858 00:31:29,515 --> 00:31:30,974 - We're going to die! We're going to die! 859 00:31:30,974 --> 00:31:32,351 - We can't die on camera. 860 00:31:32,351 --> 00:31:34,520 That was part of the contract with Hulu. 861 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,064 Um, everybody, just watch this. 862 00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:38,273 Take, take it away. 863 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:41,026 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 864 00:31:42,194 --> 00:31:43,987 - Don't listen to the lies. 865 00:31:43,987 --> 00:31:45,781 No one does meat anymore. 866 00:31:45,781 --> 00:31:47,533 - Eating animals is wrong. 867 00:31:47,533 --> 00:31:48,992 - People taste better. 868 00:31:48,992 --> 00:31:51,370 ♪ Clacky's, Clacky's, Clacky's, Clacky's, Clacky's ♪ 869 00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:54,456 ANNOUNCER: The only true cannibal restaurant for miles. 870 00:31:54,456 --> 00:31:56,750 MR. CLACK: Family business since years ago. 871 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:58,710 Never chewy ligaments. 872 00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:02,422 My name is The Owner, and I don't mess around. 873 00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:05,342 You want rotten dogs? Go and see my competitors. 874 00:32:05,342 --> 00:32:08,470 A prime selection of young meat. 875 00:32:08,470 --> 00:32:10,013 [sniffs] 876 00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:11,139 Ethically sourced. 877 00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,391 - I'm Jason. 878 00:32:12,391 --> 00:32:15,102 And if you are watching this, I'm already dead. 879 00:32:15,102 --> 00:32:16,186 I was eaten at-- 880 00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:17,437 ANNOUNCER: Clacky's! 881 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:19,314 JASON: By the cream of society 882 00:32:19,314 --> 00:32:20,858 and so can you be. 883 00:32:20,858 --> 00:32:23,151 Ten thousand likes guaranteed. 884 00:32:23,151 --> 00:32:25,487 And just look at these stunning babes. 885 00:32:25,487 --> 00:32:26,697 - Never work again. 886 00:32:26,697 --> 00:32:30,242 - I've seen the apocalypse, and now I'm ready for God. 887 00:32:30,242 --> 00:32:34,121 - Life isn't great until you're famous for an hour or so. 888 00:32:34,121 --> 00:32:37,958 And once someone here was eaten by a famous rapper. 889 00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:40,252 Got a six-figure T-shirt deal. 890 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:42,713 [crunch] 891 00:32:48,385 --> 00:32:50,304 MR. CLACK: Good evening. Welcome to Clacky's. 892 00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:51,763 Thank you, come in. 893 00:32:51,763 --> 00:32:53,307 Take a seat. Have a go and have a seat. 894 00:32:53,307 --> 00:32:54,183 You'll have a good time. 895 00:32:54,183 --> 00:32:55,392 Aya! 896 00:32:55,392 --> 00:32:58,228 Go and have a check on tonight's star guest. 897 00:32:58,228 --> 00:32:59,229 - Okay, Dad. 898 00:33:00,731 --> 00:33:02,024 Um, hi. 899 00:33:02,024 --> 00:33:03,609 Uh, are you alright? 900 00:33:04,276 --> 00:33:05,527 All, all set to go? 901 00:33:05,527 --> 00:33:07,446 - Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm ready. 902 00:33:07,446 --> 00:33:08,363 I'm ready for death. 903 00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:10,908 I can't wait to shake God's hand 904 00:33:10,908 --> 00:33:13,118 and say good work, old chap. 905 00:33:13,118 --> 00:33:14,661 - Can I, can I get you anything? 906 00:33:14,661 --> 00:33:17,623 Um, a can of pop or an orange? 907 00:33:17,623 --> 00:33:18,916 - Well, it may seem strange, 908 00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:20,709 but may I meet my slaughterer? 909 00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:22,503 - Oh yeah, yeah, of course. 910 00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:23,587 Clarence! 911 00:33:23,962 --> 00:33:25,672 - Well, hello there. [gasps] 912 00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:28,717 Yes, you must be tonight's slab of gristle. 913 00:33:28,717 --> 00:33:30,385 Don't worry, I'm gentle. 914 00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:32,387 - I, I assumed you'd be human. 915 00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:35,140 - Yes, well, it's a legal loophole. 916 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:39,019 - Guh-- Do you have a reservation? [woman sobs] 917 00:33:39,019 --> 00:33:40,896 - You took my boy away. 918 00:33:40,896 --> 00:33:42,439 I know he agreed to it, 919 00:33:42,439 --> 00:33:44,066 but you took him out of this world 920 00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:46,276 and fed him to vultures and beasts. 921 00:33:46,276 --> 00:33:48,070 - Madam, please. 922 00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:50,072 We do not serve vultures here. 923 00:33:50,072 --> 00:33:52,616 We serve the highest of society. 924 00:33:52,616 --> 00:33:54,326 Your son died for a good cause. 925 00:33:54,326 --> 00:33:55,536 - You did him in. 926 00:33:55,536 --> 00:33:57,621 You slaughtered his carcass for profit. 927 00:33:57,621 --> 00:34:00,332 - Well, he did willingly go through the application. 928 00:34:00,332 --> 00:34:03,710 - And you promised him 10,000 likes on his socials. 929 00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:05,546 And I know it's only been a few weeks, 930 00:34:05,546 --> 00:34:08,006 but this is nowhere near 10,000. 931 00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:10,509 Could you, uh, possibly do another retweet? 932 00:34:10,509 --> 00:34:12,678 - Sure, okay, great, no problem. 933 00:34:12,678 --> 00:34:14,429 - And, and my Instagram. 934 00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:15,806 [patrons chattering] 935 00:34:16,431 --> 00:34:18,642 - I want mine cooked alive, mommy. 936 00:34:18,642 --> 00:34:20,477 I want to taste its fear. 937 00:34:20,477 --> 00:34:22,145 - Will they serve babies? 938 00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:24,439 I hope they have some baby on the menu tonight. 939 00:34:24,439 --> 00:34:26,400 - Yes, dear, I'm sure they will. I'm sure. 940 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,943 - Ladies and gentlemen, 941 00:34:27,943 --> 00:34:30,696 tonight's main course is Nigel. 942 00:34:30,696 --> 00:34:32,364 He wanted to be an engineer, 943 00:34:32,364 --> 00:34:35,617 but it seemed like a lot of hard work, and nobody likes that. 944 00:34:35,617 --> 00:34:40,289 So tonight, he cuts his life short to serve you, our finest. 945 00:34:40,289 --> 00:34:40,914 [applause] 946 00:34:40,914 --> 00:34:44,168 But before he is butchered, he'd love to meet you all. 947 00:34:44,168 --> 00:34:45,836 So, bring him out. 948 00:34:47,462 --> 00:34:48,630 Uh, one moment, chaps. 949 00:34:48,630 --> 00:34:51,884 I will just check and see where he is. 950 00:34:51,884 --> 00:34:54,386 - Aah! Get me out of here, I've changed my mind! 951 00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:55,012 You better let me go. 952 00:34:55,012 --> 00:34:56,680 - Why isn't he tranquilized? 953 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,557 - Um, Lady Fridgely called ahead 954 00:34:58,557 --> 00:35:01,393 and she requested untranquilized meat tonight. 955 00:35:01,393 --> 00:35:02,978 - Well, you still do it. 956 00:35:02,978 --> 00:35:04,980 NIGEL: Please don't let me die. - Come here, boy. 957 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:06,815 Let me slice you into pieces. 958 00:35:06,815 --> 00:35:07,482 [screams] 959 00:35:08,275 --> 00:35:09,318 MR. CLACK: No, not out there. 960 00:35:10,194 --> 00:35:11,320 - Oh, my God. 961 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,654 It's a beetle. What is that doing here? 962 00:35:12,654 --> 00:35:15,407 - To think such creatures handle the food. 963 00:35:15,407 --> 00:35:18,076 - Oh, come on. He's one of the good ones. 964 00:35:19,077 --> 00:35:21,038 - Dinner has escaped. 965 00:35:21,496 --> 00:35:23,373 - But la-ladies and gentlemen, hold on, 966 00:35:23,373 --> 00:35:27,920 but don't leave because, uh, we have some backup meat. 967 00:35:28,754 --> 00:35:30,088 - Oh no, man. 968 00:35:30,547 --> 00:35:31,798 What's going on? 969 00:35:32,341 --> 00:35:34,218 I can't handle this, man. 970 00:35:35,344 --> 00:35:36,845 [patrons groan] 971 00:35:36,845 --> 00:35:39,765 ♪ Clacky's, Clacky's, Clacky's, Clacky's, Clacky's ♪ 972 00:35:40,307 --> 00:35:43,143 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 973 00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:45,354 - No, it's the only haunted house in the city. 974 00:35:45,354 --> 00:35:46,230 - Oh, hey, everybody. 975 00:35:46,230 --> 00:35:47,981 We escaped the killer by the thick of our teeth. 976 00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:49,024 - Thin of our teeth. 977 00:35:49,024 --> 00:35:51,026 - The good news is, the police are on their way. 978 00:35:51,026 --> 00:35:52,236 I think we're, I think we're going to be alright. 979 00:35:52,236 --> 00:35:54,154 - It's the abandoned Fletcher house. 980 00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:56,114 We're in the closet in a creepy old trophy room, 981 00:35:56,114 --> 00:35:57,366 you fucking idiot. 982 00:35:57,824 --> 00:36:00,577 Leroy, the 911 lady says we gotta stay really quiet, 983 00:36:00,577 --> 00:36:02,788 so do you think Hulu would be mad or upset 984 00:36:02,788 --> 00:36:05,415 if we had a part of the special with mostly whispering? 985 00:36:05,415 --> 00:36:07,918 - No, I want candy! 986 00:36:07,918 --> 00:36:09,962 - Shut the fuck up, you're going to get us killed. 987 00:36:09,962 --> 00:36:13,048 - No, let go of me, I want candy! 988 00:36:13,841 --> 00:36:14,925 - Shut the-- be quiet. 989 00:36:17,636 --> 00:36:18,387 [Cheruce screams] 990 00:36:18,387 --> 00:36:20,055 REGGIE: Holy fucking shit! 991 00:36:20,055 --> 00:36:21,598 LEROY: Nooo! 992 00:36:21,598 --> 00:36:22,474 Come on, let's go! 993 00:36:22,474 --> 00:36:23,475 - Why is this happening? 994 00:36:25,310 --> 00:36:26,103 Come on, hurry. 995 00:36:28,272 --> 00:36:31,859 Everybody, just take a look at this next, really funny Halloween short. 996 00:36:31,859 --> 00:36:34,111 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 997 00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:39,783 - So, Nugget, I heard you've got a date with a girl tonight. 998 00:36:40,284 --> 00:36:40,951 - Yep. 999 00:36:40,951 --> 00:36:43,745 - Oh, that's, that's fucking awesome, man. 1000 00:36:43,745 --> 00:36:45,414 A real girl, aye? 1001 00:36:45,414 --> 00:36:46,665 Ha ha, good on ya. 1002 00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:49,209 - Yep. going to try and have sex with her. 1003 00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:50,752 - Oh, are you serious, man? 1004 00:36:50,752 --> 00:36:52,296 Oh, that's so cool. 1005 00:36:52,296 --> 00:36:53,964 I'm so happy for you, eh. 1006 00:36:53,964 --> 00:36:55,090 - Yeah, yeah. Thanks, mate. 1007 00:36:55,090 --> 00:36:57,551 It's like, it's like the 57th date. 1008 00:36:57,551 --> 00:36:58,760 So, yeah, 1009 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,888 feeling pretty good about it, yeah. 1010 00:37:01,805 --> 00:37:04,099 - Wait, this is the 57th date? 1011 00:37:04,641 --> 00:37:05,475 - Yeah. 1012 00:37:05,475 --> 00:37:09,771 Yeah, 57 or 56 or in the mid-50s, somewhere. 1013 00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:10,939 Yeah, about that. 1014 00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:12,649 - Oh, okay. 1015 00:37:12,649 --> 00:37:16,653 And... and you haven't, like, done anything with her or nothing yet? 1016 00:37:16,653 --> 00:37:19,448 - Well, I mean, we've-- I've-- we've like, 1017 00:37:20,073 --> 00:37:21,241 we've, like, eat-- we've talk-- 1018 00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:22,784 we've talked and-- 1019 00:37:23,285 --> 00:37:24,411 - Yeah, sure. 1020 00:37:24,411 --> 00:37:26,246 - And we went to dinner and stuff. 1021 00:37:26,246 --> 00:37:27,623 Yeah, we've done that stuff. 1022 00:37:27,623 --> 00:37:29,833 - Okay. Yeah, no that's, that's cool. 1023 00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:30,584 - Yeah. 1024 00:37:30,584 --> 00:37:33,086 - Um, you have-- you haven't, like, kissed her 1025 00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:34,838 or held her hand or nothing? 1026 00:37:34,838 --> 00:37:37,382 - Well, I mean, not specifically. 1027 00:37:37,382 --> 00:37:38,759 No, we haven't done that, 1028 00:37:38,759 --> 00:37:42,513 but we have, we have had sushi together and-- 1029 00:37:42,513 --> 00:37:44,014 - Yeah, dinners and stuff. Yeah. 1030 00:37:44,014 --> 00:37:45,641 - Like I say, we've talked. 1031 00:37:45,641 --> 00:37:46,808 So, I mean, 1032 00:37:46,808 --> 00:37:48,268 we're, you know, we're getting there. 1033 00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:49,228 We're working up to it. 1034 00:37:49,228 --> 00:37:51,355 - Yeah, okay. So, you-- you're like-- you're not-- 1035 00:37:51,355 --> 00:37:53,857 you don't want to rush into anything basically, is what you're saying. 1036 00:37:53,857 --> 00:37:54,691 - Yeah. I mean-- 1037 00:37:54,691 --> 00:37:57,611 Yeah, you just never know in this day and age, you know. 1038 00:37:57,611 --> 00:37:59,988 Like the whole "me too" era and everything. 1039 00:37:59,988 --> 00:38:02,157 You gotta just be a bit careful, don't you? 1040 00:38:02,157 --> 00:38:03,742 Can't just go full on. 1041 00:38:03,742 --> 00:38:04,993 - No, I, I get you. 1042 00:38:04,993 --> 00:38:07,079 Yeah, you just, just want to take it slowly, don't you? 1043 00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:09,665 - Just take it slow. Just, you know, see what happens. 1044 00:38:09,665 --> 00:38:11,291 Just, you know, go with the flow. 1045 00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:12,793 - Well, I mean, the good thing is 1046 00:38:12,793 --> 00:38:15,087 she probably appreciates that, doesn't she? 1047 00:38:15,087 --> 00:38:18,340 That you're not, you're not one of these guys that just wants sex. 1048 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:20,551 - Well, that, you know, that-- yeah, that is how I see it. 1049 00:38:20,551 --> 00:38:24,221 I just, I want her to know that I respect her enough, 1050 00:38:24,221 --> 00:38:26,890 that I don't, I don't think about that. 1051 00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:29,434 - Yeah, you don't think about it? 1052 00:38:29,893 --> 00:38:33,230 - I mean, yes, I do, but I, I want her to think 1053 00:38:33,230 --> 00:38:34,731 I don't think about that. 1054 00:38:34,731 --> 00:38:35,524 - Yeah. - If that makes sense. 1055 00:38:35,524 --> 00:38:37,651 - No, that does make-- yeah, that makes sense. 1056 00:38:37,651 --> 00:38:38,735 I think she'd appreciate that. 1057 00:38:38,735 --> 00:38:40,070 - Yeah, well, I think so. 1058 00:38:40,070 --> 00:38:41,446 And, you know, like I say, 1059 00:38:41,446 --> 00:38:43,991 something about tonight just feels right. 1060 00:38:43,991 --> 00:38:46,743 Feels like something could happen finally, you know? 1061 00:38:46,743 --> 00:38:48,996 - Yeah. Well, yeah. Good luck to you, mate. 1062 00:38:48,996 --> 00:38:50,956 Well, I'm, I'm, I'm rooting for ya' 1063 00:38:51,623 --> 00:38:52,916 to have a root. [chuckles] 1064 00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:53,876 [laughs] 1065 00:38:53,876 --> 00:38:56,920 You get it? Like, have a root. Like, sex. 1066 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,506 - Oh, you know I get it! Yeah, oh no, I get it! 1067 00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:00,465 No, I get it! 1068 00:39:00,465 --> 00:39:02,551 - You like that, yeah? You'd have a root. 1069 00:39:02,551 --> 00:39:04,136 - No, no, I get it. 1070 00:39:04,595 --> 00:39:06,638 - Yeah, no, just a little bit of, 1071 00:39:06,638 --> 00:39:07,890 just a bit of fun. 1072 00:39:08,891 --> 00:39:10,267 Well, Happy Halloween, mate. 1073 00:39:10,267 --> 00:39:11,685 - Oh, yeah. It is Halloween, isn't it? 1074 00:39:11,685 --> 00:39:13,687 I forgot. - Yeah, 31st of October. 1075 00:39:13,687 --> 00:39:15,189 - Oh yeah, yeah. 1076 00:39:15,189 --> 00:39:16,565 - Yeah, cheers. - Yeah, thanks, mate. 1077 00:39:16,565 --> 00:39:17,316 - Good luck to ya'. 1078 00:39:17,733 --> 00:39:19,568 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1079 00:39:20,611 --> 00:39:21,403 - Oh! 1080 00:39:24,281 --> 00:39:25,866 - Mr. Stuffy! - There's no time. 1081 00:39:25,866 --> 00:39:27,201 LEROY: Cheruce, stay with me. [sirens wailing] 1082 00:39:27,201 --> 00:39:27,868 [tires screeching] 1083 00:39:29,161 --> 00:39:31,872 [gunshots] 1084 00:39:32,831 --> 00:39:34,666 [evil laughter] 1085 00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:39,129 [laughs] 1086 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,673 [panting] 1087 00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:46,845 - [chanting] Boolie Doom Bah Lo! Oolie Bahlah! 1088 00:39:46,845 --> 00:39:49,473 Give me the power, I beg of you! 1089 00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:50,265 [lightning cracks] 1090 00:39:50,265 --> 00:39:52,184 - He's doing a Child's Play! 1091 00:39:52,184 --> 00:39:53,435 - Shoot him harder! 1092 00:39:55,395 --> 00:39:58,941 - Boolie...boo...balah! 1093 00:39:58,941 --> 00:39:59,900 [groaning] 1094 00:40:00,859 --> 00:40:01,944 [wind gusts] 1095 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:04,571 - Alright, boys. 1096 00:40:04,571 --> 00:40:06,740 I think we served enough justice here. 1097 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:09,326 - Officers, if you don't mind, my sister really needs help. 1098 00:40:09,326 --> 00:40:10,661 DISPATCH: [on radio] Officers, be advised, 1099 00:40:10,661 --> 00:40:13,580 the suspect of the third street trash can graffiti has escaped 1100 00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:15,290 and is currently impersonating an officer. 1101 00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:16,416 He could be any one of us. 1102 00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:17,876 This is scary, this is serious. 1103 00:40:17,876 --> 00:40:19,044 Proceed with caution, fellas. 1104 00:40:19,044 --> 00:40:19,795 [officer growling] 1105 00:40:19,795 --> 00:40:22,089 - Uh, Leroy, I think we should get out of here. 1106 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,259 [gunshots] [officers screaming] 1107 00:40:25,259 --> 00:40:26,134 I don't know if you can hear me 1108 00:40:26,134 --> 00:40:27,928 over these loud gunshots, everybody, 1109 00:40:27,928 --> 00:40:30,973 but check out this next Halloween short. 1110 00:40:30,973 --> 00:40:33,058 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1111 00:40:34,059 --> 00:40:36,061 SHOPKEEPER: Uh-huh. 1112 00:40:36,854 --> 00:40:38,981 And yep... 1113 00:40:39,273 --> 00:40:41,233 Wow, if I don't say so myself, 1114 00:40:41,233 --> 00:40:42,943 this is looking pretty good. 1115 00:40:43,443 --> 00:40:44,403 - Hey! - Ah! 1116 00:40:44,403 --> 00:40:46,697 - Yeah, hey. You with the tweezers. 1117 00:40:46,697 --> 00:40:49,074 - Oh, hello. 1118 00:40:49,074 --> 00:40:51,159 - Yeah, I know. Weird, right? 1119 00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:52,828 Little man living in your model town 1120 00:40:52,828 --> 00:40:54,204 or whatever this thing is. 1121 00:40:54,204 --> 00:40:56,123 But hey, today's your lucky day. 1122 00:40:56,123 --> 00:40:58,834 'Cause I can make all your dreams come true! 1123 00:40:58,834 --> 00:41:01,253 Anything you ever wanted or wished for, 1124 00:41:01,253 --> 00:41:02,754 I could make it happen! 1125 00:41:02,754 --> 00:41:05,048 All you gotta do is say my name three times. 1126 00:41:05,048 --> 00:41:08,093 - Wow, yeah. Uh, okay, what's your name? 1127 00:41:08,093 --> 00:41:10,220 - Well, that's the thing. 1128 00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:11,638 I can't say it. 1129 00:41:11,638 --> 00:41:14,349 - So, uh, h-how's this work? 1130 00:41:14,349 --> 00:41:17,186 Do I have to guess or what-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1131 00:41:17,186 --> 00:41:18,353 - What's-- - Uh-- 1132 00:41:18,353 --> 00:41:19,021 - How am I going to know it? 1133 00:41:19,021 --> 00:41:20,230 - Oh. Okay, here. 1134 00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:21,815 Take this, here you go. 1135 00:41:22,191 --> 00:41:23,734 - Okay. Let's see. 1136 00:41:25,277 --> 00:41:26,987 I can't say that. 1137 00:41:26,987 --> 00:41:29,323 - Come on, what's the big deal? It's my name. 1138 00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:30,657 [sighs] 1139 00:41:30,657 --> 00:41:31,617 What are you trying to say? 1140 00:41:31,617 --> 00:41:33,327 That's, that's, that's what they call me, man. 1141 00:41:33,327 --> 00:41:34,161 That's my name. 1142 00:41:34,161 --> 00:41:36,246 - Okay. Well, just to be clear, 1143 00:41:36,246 --> 00:41:39,166 I say this horrible, horrible thing... 1144 00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:41,502 - Uh-huh. - ...and then I get whatever I want. 1145 00:41:41,502 --> 00:41:43,420 TINY MAN: Yeah, yeah. - Anything, infinite wishes. 1146 00:41:43,420 --> 00:41:44,379 - Yep, right. Yeah. 1147 00:41:44,379 --> 00:41:46,965 But, uh, you gotta say, you gotta say it in a crowd. 1148 00:41:46,965 --> 00:41:48,675 Yeah, at the top of your lungs. 1149 00:41:48,675 --> 00:41:49,510 - Gah-- 1150 00:41:49,510 --> 00:41:50,511 - Three times. 1151 00:41:50,511 --> 00:41:52,721 Yeah, or it doesn't work at all. 1152 00:41:54,431 --> 00:41:55,474 [sighs] 1153 00:41:57,059 --> 00:41:58,143 - Okay. 1154 00:41:58,143 --> 00:41:59,770 - You-- you're go-- - Yeah? 1155 00:41:59,770 --> 00:42:01,438 - Yeah, why not? 1156 00:42:01,438 --> 00:42:02,523 I'm going to go do it. 1157 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,069 Attention, everybody. [crowd murmurs] 1158 00:42:07,069 --> 00:42:10,614 I have something to say three times. 1159 00:42:11,073 --> 00:42:13,283 - Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. 1160 00:42:13,283 --> 00:42:14,910 It's working, it's working. 1161 00:42:14,910 --> 00:42:16,578 Ay-yay-yay. 1162 00:42:16,578 --> 00:42:18,413 Ooh. He's coming back, he's coming back. 1163 00:42:18,413 --> 00:42:20,415 [crowd shouting] 1164 00:42:20,415 --> 00:42:21,250 [panting] 1165 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:23,752 You said it? You actually said it? 1166 00:42:23,752 --> 00:42:25,337 Oh, you idiot. 1167 00:42:25,337 --> 00:42:27,464 You can't go around saying shit like that. 1168 00:42:27,464 --> 00:42:30,300 - But you said you were going to make all my dreams come true. 1169 00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:32,177 - No, no. Fuck no, man. 1170 00:42:32,177 --> 00:42:33,136 You're crazy. 1171 00:42:33,136 --> 00:42:34,805 You think I'm going to help you? 1172 00:42:34,805 --> 00:42:36,765 Fuck you. I think you're a shitwad. 1173 00:42:36,765 --> 00:42:37,558 [spits] 1174 00:42:37,558 --> 00:42:39,017 - You said-- - And you're ugly. 1175 00:42:39,017 --> 00:42:40,477 I don't even want to be seen with you. 1176 00:42:40,477 --> 00:42:41,728 - What have I done? [sobs] 1177 00:42:41,728 --> 00:42:44,064 - Oh, my God. What an idiot. [glass shatters] 1178 00:42:44,064 --> 00:42:45,607 Alright, I'm, I'm done with this. 1179 00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:46,733 I'm going inside. 1180 00:42:48,151 --> 00:42:50,070 SHOPKEEPER: What am I going to do with all these bottles? 1181 00:42:50,070 --> 00:42:52,447 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1182 00:42:52,447 --> 00:42:53,991 - Cheruce, can you hear me? 1183 00:42:53,991 --> 00:42:54,867 Say something. 1184 00:42:54,867 --> 00:42:56,702 - Welcome back, folks. 1185 00:42:56,702 --> 00:42:59,830 Let's check out the incredible finger painting 1186 00:42:59,830 --> 00:43:01,999 of Tony Shandles. 1187 00:43:01,999 --> 00:43:02,708 [groans] 1188 00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:05,043 - Le-Leroy, she-she's going to be okay, right? 1189 00:43:05,043 --> 00:43:07,129 - She's... she's gone. 1190 00:43:07,588 --> 00:43:10,007 - Okay, at least she's safe in hell now, you know. 1191 00:43:10,007 --> 00:43:10,841 - Oh, my God. 1192 00:43:10,841 --> 00:43:12,593 Oh-- Oh, my God. 1193 00:43:12,593 --> 00:43:14,052 - Okay, okay. No, wow. 1194 00:43:14,052 --> 00:43:15,721 No, it's rea-- it's sinking in now, Leroy. 1195 00:43:15,721 --> 00:43:17,306 It's, it's hitting me. It's all real. 1196 00:43:17,306 --> 00:43:18,682 This must be what rock bottom looks like. 1197 00:43:18,682 --> 00:43:20,350 - I fucking quit! 1198 00:43:20,350 --> 00:43:21,894 Fuck you, fuck Hulu! 1199 00:43:21,894 --> 00:43:23,854 Fuck Halloween and fuck the police! 1200 00:43:23,854 --> 00:43:25,731 - I, I, I can't do it, Leroy. 1201 00:43:25,731 --> 00:43:27,107 I can't host the show anymore. 1202 00:43:27,107 --> 00:43:28,358 - Me neither, we're done. 1203 00:43:28,358 --> 00:43:30,736 You know, I guess the show won't go on. 1204 00:43:30,736 --> 00:43:33,488 You know, we blew our shot with Hulu. It doesn't even matter. 1205 00:43:33,488 --> 00:43:34,615 It's over. 1206 00:43:34,615 --> 00:43:36,325 - I want Mr. Stuffy! 1207 00:43:36,325 --> 00:43:37,409 - You fucking monster. 1208 00:43:37,409 --> 00:43:40,120 You got the special ruined and you killed Cheruce. 1209 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,955 - Okay, Leroy, take it easy. 1210 00:43:41,955 --> 00:43:43,040 Here's what we're going to do. 1211 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,167 I'm calling Aunt Stephanie. Her party is over. 1212 00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:47,753 We gotta get rid of this kid before we hurt him. 1213 00:43:47,753 --> 00:43:49,046 I'm going to hurt him, Leroy. 1214 00:43:49,046 --> 00:43:50,422 I can feel it building inside me. 1215 00:43:50,422 --> 00:43:51,423 I'm going to hurt him. 1216 00:43:51,423 --> 00:43:52,549 VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Stephanie. 1217 00:43:52,549 --> 00:43:53,467 I'm not here, bye. 1218 00:43:53,467 --> 00:43:54,468 - This can't be happening. 1219 00:43:55,010 --> 00:43:57,179 Is this real? - No, fuck that, alright. 1220 00:43:57,179 --> 00:43:58,722 We're going to go drop him off at the party. 1221 00:43:58,722 --> 00:44:00,891 [Siri beeps] Hey, Siri, locate Aunt Stephanie. 1222 00:44:00,891 --> 00:44:02,100 Wait, what? 1223 00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:04,228 It says she's right there. 1224 00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:07,231 Alright, look, Leroy, here's, here's what's going to happen. 1225 00:44:07,231 --> 00:44:08,607 We're going to throw it to the next short. 1226 00:44:08,607 --> 00:44:10,317 And then we're going to drop this little bastard off 1227 00:44:10,317 --> 00:44:11,109 and be done with him. 1228 00:44:11,109 --> 00:44:12,569 He's a fucking piece of shit. 1229 00:44:12,569 --> 00:44:14,238 And I'm sick of pretending he's not. 1230 00:44:14,238 --> 00:44:16,573 - I'm, I'm really sorry about this, Hulu. 1231 00:44:16,573 --> 00:44:18,700 I'm trying to come to terms with this right now. 1232 00:44:19,284 --> 00:44:21,203 I'm pretty sure I'm in shock. 1233 00:44:21,203 --> 00:44:23,205 Th-th-this is not the show we wanted to make. 1234 00:44:23,205 --> 00:44:25,791 This is not the special we wanted to do. 1235 00:44:25,791 --> 00:44:27,042 My sister's dead. 1236 00:44:27,042 --> 00:44:29,086 She's, she's gone. 1237 00:44:29,086 --> 00:44:30,420 Cheruce is gone. 1238 00:44:30,420 --> 00:44:33,048 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1239 00:44:33,048 --> 00:44:36,093 - Ladies and gentlemen, [stammers] let's check out the-- 1240 00:44:36,093 --> 00:44:37,469 Just throw it to the next-- 1241 00:44:37,469 --> 00:44:39,179 Just play the thing. Just play, whatever-- 1242 00:44:39,179 --> 00:44:40,514 LEROY: I'm freaking out! - Play it. 1243 00:44:40,514 --> 00:44:43,058 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1244 00:44:46,061 --> 00:44:47,521 NARRATOR: Ladies and gentlemen, 1245 00:44:47,521 --> 00:44:50,190 a strange tale you're about to behold. 1246 00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:52,192 This story is just the beginning. 1247 00:44:52,192 --> 00:44:53,944 The beginning of the end of the world. 1248 00:44:53,944 --> 00:44:54,945 - I'm going to be a hero. 1249 00:44:54,945 --> 00:44:56,655 NARRATOR: Exclaimed the bold young man, 1250 00:44:56,655 --> 00:44:58,115 forgetting that unrequited love 1251 00:44:58,115 --> 00:45:00,242 had broken his frail young heart. 1252 00:45:00,242 --> 00:45:02,494 - Johnny! Johnny, come, it's urgent! 1253 00:45:02,494 --> 00:45:04,371 NARRATOR: Called his mother in a very urgent tone. 1254 00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:05,581 - I'm on my way! 1255 00:45:05,581 --> 00:45:07,040 NARRATOR: He said forgetting that the world 1256 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,542 was going to end that day. 1257 00:45:08,542 --> 00:45:11,336 A pair of aliens from outer space arrived 1258 00:45:11,336 --> 00:45:13,463 to take over and humanity erase. 1259 00:45:13,463 --> 00:45:14,506 Literally. 1260 00:45:15,883 --> 00:45:18,343 Then they zapped a cat crawling on the floor, 1261 00:45:18,343 --> 00:45:21,054 believing it was a man walking on all fours. 1262 00:45:21,054 --> 00:45:23,849 Then they zapped a tree from their spaceship in the air. 1263 00:45:23,849 --> 00:45:24,892 - Because we were convinced... 1264 00:45:24,892 --> 00:45:26,935 - It was a man with bushy hair. 1265 00:45:26,935 --> 00:45:29,646 NARRATOR: So they landed in a tub and they met an old lady. 1266 00:45:30,397 --> 00:45:31,773 - This one is actually a human. 1267 00:45:31,773 --> 00:45:33,567 - Let's turn her into gravy. 1268 00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:36,486 NARRATOR: So the Armageddon started. 1269 00:45:37,070 --> 00:45:38,238 JOHNNY: Here I am. 1270 00:45:38,238 --> 00:45:39,239 Mom? 1271 00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:40,657 NARRATOR: The boy said immediately, 1272 00:45:40,657 --> 00:45:42,951 forgetting who had called him in the first place. 1273 00:45:43,452 --> 00:45:46,622 He couldn't remember his mother or why he was in the bathroom again. 1274 00:45:46,622 --> 00:45:49,958 All the memories erased from his young and chubby brain. 1275 00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:51,460 Suddenly the plot thickens 1276 00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:53,587 and one of the Martians disappeared. 1277 00:45:53,587 --> 00:45:55,255 Zap! Like the dickens. 1278 00:45:59,968 --> 00:46:03,222 - I feel very confused, I thought I had a friend, 1279 00:46:03,222 --> 00:46:05,974 but now it's just me, I'm all alone in the end. 1280 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,227 NARRATOR: This amorphous... - And viscous. 1281 00:46:08,227 --> 00:46:10,354 NARRATOR: ...and viscous blob swallows the memory 1282 00:46:10,354 --> 00:46:11,146 of things thrown in there. 1283 00:46:11,146 --> 00:46:13,524 For example, if I throw in a comb, 1284 00:46:13,524 --> 00:46:15,609 people will forget what it's like to comb their hair. 1285 00:46:15,609 --> 00:46:17,361 - Ah, then I'm going to throw in my cap 1286 00:46:17,361 --> 00:46:18,487 so that people will forget it. 1287 00:46:18,487 --> 00:46:21,365 Then I'm going to invent it myself to make a lot of money. 1288 00:46:21,365 --> 00:46:22,282 Then I call the girl I like, 1289 00:46:22,282 --> 00:46:23,534 and then she's going to fall in love with me. 1290 00:46:23,534 --> 00:46:24,493 NARRATOR: But then Johnny remembered 1291 00:46:24,493 --> 00:46:25,702 that he wanted to be a hero. 1292 00:46:25,702 --> 00:46:26,578 - I'm going to be a hero! 1293 00:46:26,578 --> 00:46:28,288 NARRATOR: By throwing all guns into the blob. 1294 00:46:28,288 --> 00:46:29,831 Then all wars would go to zero. 1295 00:46:29,831 --> 00:46:31,208 - Nope, I don't want to do that. 1296 00:46:31,208 --> 00:46:32,584 - No, I don't. 1297 00:46:36,046 --> 00:46:37,339 - NARRATOR: Hey Johnny, you're adopted. 1298 00:46:37,339 --> 00:46:39,466 That's why when your mother disappeared, you didn't. 1299 00:46:41,718 --> 00:46:44,054 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1300 00:46:44,054 --> 00:46:46,765 REGGIE: This, this seems pretty quiet for a party, doesn't it? 1301 00:46:46,765 --> 00:46:48,058 - Yeah, wait till Aunt Stephanie sees 1302 00:46:48,058 --> 00:46:49,685 what her son did to Cheruce. 1303 00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:54,147 - Help! 1304 00:46:54,147 --> 00:46:55,107 - Mama. 1305 00:46:55,107 --> 00:46:56,817 - Aunt Stephanie, why are you all tied up? 1306 00:46:56,817 --> 00:46:58,527 - Look at Cheruce, she's dead. 1307 00:46:58,527 --> 00:47:00,362 - Those cool people I met at the 7-Eleven 1308 00:47:00,362 --> 00:47:02,364 turned out to be cultists who are killing people 1309 00:47:02,364 --> 00:47:05,033 because they think it'll open this box. 1310 00:47:05,033 --> 00:47:08,245 I should have known when cool people invited me to a party 1311 00:47:08,245 --> 00:47:10,205 that it was too good to be true. 1312 00:47:10,205 --> 00:47:12,040 Stupid, stupid, stupid. 1313 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,458 [maniacal laughter] 1314 00:47:13,458 --> 00:47:16,336 - How nice of you to join our little party. 1315 00:47:16,336 --> 00:47:17,129 Tie them up! 1316 00:47:17,129 --> 00:47:18,672 And throw that body on the pile 1317 00:47:18,672 --> 00:47:20,382 with the other failed attempts. 1318 00:47:20,382 --> 00:47:22,217 Three more victims to kill. 1319 00:47:22,217 --> 00:47:22,968 [all whimper] 1320 00:47:22,968 --> 00:47:25,012 Three more scratches at the lottery ticket 1321 00:47:25,012 --> 00:47:28,557 that is summoning the great demon Turvok. 1322 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,685 - I want my Stuffy back. 1323 00:47:31,685 --> 00:47:32,436 - Fuck, Leroy. 1324 00:47:32,436 --> 00:47:34,521 I did not think this night could get any worse, 1325 00:47:34,521 --> 00:47:36,273 but, but it just did. It just happened. 1326 00:47:36,273 --> 00:47:37,733 - Maybe this is all just a bad dream, 1327 00:47:37,733 --> 00:47:41,236 and everything will be back to normal after this next short. 1328 00:47:41,236 --> 00:47:43,614 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1329 00:47:43,614 --> 00:47:45,991 ♪ ominous music playing ♪ 1330 00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:56,001 [baby babbling, cooing] 1331 00:47:56,001 --> 00:47:58,003 [blowing raspberry] 1332 00:48:00,464 --> 00:48:01,798 - Welcome. 1333 00:48:01,798 --> 00:48:03,842 This is my house of horrors. 1334 00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:06,178 Come and have a look around, why don't you? 1335 00:48:08,096 --> 00:48:10,390 No, no, no, no. That's a baby. 1336 00:48:10,390 --> 00:48:12,809 Baby does not belong in the microwave... 1337 00:48:12,809 --> 00:48:15,646 [grunting] 1338 00:48:15,646 --> 00:48:16,396 Huh? 1339 00:48:18,524 --> 00:48:19,650 [baby squealing] MAN: Come here. 1340 00:48:20,901 --> 00:48:21,818 [grunts] 1341 00:48:22,402 --> 00:48:23,237 Huh? 1342 00:48:23,820 --> 00:48:25,239 [growls, then gasps] 1343 00:48:27,950 --> 00:48:32,538 [baby laughing] 1344 00:48:33,372 --> 00:48:37,042 [grunting] 1345 00:48:44,007 --> 00:48:46,593 [muffled screaming] 1346 00:48:47,135 --> 00:48:48,595 [wood cracks] Uh-oh. [grunts] 1347 00:48:50,931 --> 00:48:52,182 Time for a spot of gardening. 1348 00:48:56,603 --> 00:48:57,688 You're in trouble now. 1349 00:48:59,398 --> 00:49:00,315 [saw powers down] Ugh. 1350 00:49:04,444 --> 00:49:06,530 [clucking] 1351 00:49:06,530 --> 00:49:07,239 Hey, my baby! 1352 00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:10,200 Hey, I'm coming! 1353 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:14,955 ♪ 1354 00:49:14,955 --> 00:49:15,622 Ah. 1355 00:49:15,622 --> 00:49:16,915 [shotgun cocks] 1356 00:49:16,915 --> 00:49:18,208 These guys need taking out. 1357 00:49:20,252 --> 00:49:21,170 [gunshot] 1358 00:49:21,170 --> 00:49:22,004 Got one. 1359 00:49:23,505 --> 00:49:24,506 [saw whirring] 1360 00:49:25,966 --> 00:49:26,800 Got one. 1361 00:49:30,095 --> 00:49:32,097 [gunshots] 1362 00:49:39,897 --> 00:49:40,898 [electricity crackles] 1363 00:49:41,523 --> 00:49:42,774 [clucking] 1364 00:49:42,774 --> 00:49:45,652 Do you want to see what I keep under my bed? 1365 00:49:46,695 --> 00:49:49,364 [grunting] 1366 00:49:49,823 --> 00:49:50,532 Yoink. 1367 00:49:53,577 --> 00:49:55,871 Come here, you little monkey. [baby laughing] 1368 00:49:55,871 --> 00:49:57,289 That was a close one. Huh? 1369 00:49:57,289 --> 00:50:00,334 [thudding footsteps] 1370 00:50:01,084 --> 00:50:01,877 Whoa! 1371 00:50:03,587 --> 00:50:04,755 [glass shatters] 1372 00:50:10,886 --> 00:50:11,929 Ohh. 1373 00:50:20,103 --> 00:50:23,148 [whirring] 1374 00:50:33,784 --> 00:50:34,910 [baby laughs] 1375 00:50:35,285 --> 00:50:38,121 Aliens tried to put baby in microwave. 1376 00:50:38,121 --> 00:50:39,957 - Again? - Again. 1377 00:50:39,957 --> 00:50:41,959 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1378 00:50:43,335 --> 00:50:45,128 - Well, maybe the stab and toss thing 1379 00:50:45,128 --> 00:50:46,839 isn't going to be what summons Turvok. 1380 00:50:46,839 --> 00:50:47,714 - I totally agree. 1381 00:50:47,714 --> 00:50:50,259 - Well, I'm pitching the body works exhibit-type thing. 1382 00:50:50,259 --> 00:50:51,301 Cut 'em up, fillet them out. 1383 00:50:51,301 --> 00:50:54,137 - Nice! It sounds gorgeous, but it's pretty involved. 1384 00:50:54,137 --> 00:50:55,389 I mean, they get professionals to do that. 1385 00:50:55,389 --> 00:50:57,349 - You're saying I can't do it? What, I'm not good enough? 1386 00:50:57,349 --> 00:50:59,977 - I'm not saying you couldn't do it, eventually. 1387 00:50:59,977 --> 00:51:01,937 It's just as a friend, you tend-- 1388 00:51:01,937 --> 00:51:03,272 - Sorry, folks. 1389 00:51:03,272 --> 00:51:04,189 This isn't a dream, 1390 00:51:04,189 --> 00:51:06,525 it's more of a fucking nightmare. 1391 00:51:06,525 --> 00:51:09,486 - Leroy, I think I just put something together. 1392 00:51:09,486 --> 00:51:12,489 You know, all this gore and violent death. 1393 00:51:12,489 --> 00:51:16,076 Right, right? And Cheruce getting stabbed in her fucking face. 1394 00:51:16,076 --> 00:51:17,995 - Oh, my God. 1395 00:51:17,995 --> 00:51:21,373 That's what Cheruce said a good Halloween special would have. 1396 00:51:21,373 --> 00:51:24,001 Is, is this special? - Is it good? 1397 00:51:24,001 --> 00:51:26,295 Yeah, yeah. I think maybe, yeah. 1398 00:51:26,295 --> 00:51:27,880 You know, we may have went off the rails 1399 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,924 and we may have never got to see Mr. Winchell pie his dog. 1400 00:51:30,924 --> 00:51:33,093 - Cheruce's death is exactly what she said 1401 00:51:33,093 --> 00:51:34,595 would make this special amazing. 1402 00:51:34,595 --> 00:51:36,638 So... and I'm processing this still, 1403 00:51:36,638 --> 00:51:39,057 but I think that means it's okay. 1404 00:51:39,057 --> 00:51:40,309 - Look, here's what I think it means. 1405 00:51:40,309 --> 00:51:41,977 As things get crazier, 1406 00:51:41,977 --> 00:51:43,937 the chances of dying increase 1407 00:51:43,937 --> 00:51:46,356 along with the quality of the special. 1408 00:51:46,356 --> 00:51:47,524 - That's going to be a tough needle to thread, 1409 00:51:47,524 --> 00:51:49,902 because on one hand, I'm excited 'cause I get it. 1410 00:51:49,902 --> 00:51:52,362 But on the other, I really don't want to die. 1411 00:51:52,362 --> 00:51:53,739 - Okay, Ted Bundy, 1412 00:51:53,739 --> 00:51:55,240 tell me wh-wh-what do you think we should do? 1413 00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:57,534 - Well, I would like to fuck him in the mouth. 1414 00:51:57,534 --> 00:51:58,285 - Oh! 1415 00:51:58,285 --> 00:51:59,828 - A little bit. - Holy shit. 1416 00:51:59,828 --> 00:52:02,164 - Maybe that's the thing Turvok's looking for, a little-- 1417 00:52:02,164 --> 00:52:03,540 - [in Italian accent] The extra spice. 1418 00:52:03,540 --> 00:52:04,833 - Ah, why didn't you say that earlier? 1419 00:52:04,833 --> 00:52:06,793 We could have-- - I get nervous around you, you know? 1420 00:52:06,793 --> 00:52:08,086 - Come on, this is a safe space. 1421 00:52:08,086 --> 00:52:08,837 [wood creaking] 1422 00:52:09,922 --> 00:52:11,924 - Human salad is back on the menu, 1423 00:52:11,924 --> 00:52:13,050 you stupid sluts. 1424 00:52:13,050 --> 00:52:14,259 You filthy sluts. 1425 00:52:14,259 --> 00:52:15,010 - Mr. Stuffy! 1426 00:52:15,010 --> 00:52:16,261 - What the fuck? MT. STUFFY: You filthy bitch! 1427 00:52:17,262 --> 00:52:18,847 You filthy sluts! 1428 00:52:19,932 --> 00:52:21,767 - My husbands, no! 1429 00:52:21,767 --> 00:52:23,352 [gunshots] 1430 00:52:31,818 --> 00:52:33,153 [screaming] 1431 00:52:35,822 --> 00:52:37,491 - Everyone's dead. 1432 00:52:37,491 --> 00:52:39,743 I guess we're safe now. 1433 00:52:41,161 --> 00:52:42,412 - Heh, heh, heh! 1434 00:52:42,412 --> 00:52:44,081 - Oh, my God. - What the fuck is going on? 1435 00:52:44,081 --> 00:52:45,916 Why is Mr. Stuffy a killer? 1436 00:52:45,916 --> 00:52:47,876 - I love you, Mr. Stuffy. 1437 00:52:47,876 --> 00:52:49,086 - What, are you guys dumb? 1438 00:52:49,086 --> 00:52:51,004 The human salad line didn't tip you off. 1439 00:52:51,004 --> 00:52:52,714 It's me, Dana Carver. 1440 00:52:52,714 --> 00:52:54,258 I did a Child's Play! 1441 00:52:54,258 --> 00:52:55,634 Now please be quiet 1442 00:52:55,634 --> 00:52:58,428 so I can do this creepy walk towards you. 1443 00:52:59,847 --> 00:53:00,722 - No! 1444 00:53:00,722 --> 00:53:02,182 - Holy shit, he's coming right for us! 1445 00:53:02,182 --> 00:53:03,725 - Oh, my God! Yeah, yeah, he is, yeah. 1446 00:53:03,725 --> 00:53:04,977 But he's, but he's moving kinda slow. 1447 00:53:04,977 --> 00:53:06,436 - He is moving slow. 1448 00:53:06,436 --> 00:53:08,605 I think we have like, what, like, 60 seconds. 1449 00:53:08,605 --> 00:53:10,190 - Maybe 90 seconds, I don't know. 1450 00:53:10,190 --> 00:53:11,692 But whatever it is, whenever he gets over here, 1451 00:53:11,692 --> 00:53:13,026 we're going to be in big trouble. 1452 00:53:13,026 --> 00:53:14,403 - I'm starting to think maybe two minutes, 1453 00:53:14,403 --> 00:53:15,988 like a full 120 seconds. 1454 00:53:15,988 --> 00:53:18,240 - I think two minutes is a goo-- is probably about right. 1455 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,992 - Little Long-Legs, I know I get mad 1456 00:53:19,992 --> 00:53:21,410 when you escape being tied up at home 1457 00:53:21,410 --> 00:53:22,619 when mommy needs alone time. 1458 00:53:23,078 --> 00:53:24,997 But now I want you to untie yourself. 1459 00:53:24,997 --> 00:53:26,957 Use those precious long legs God gave you. 1460 00:53:26,957 --> 00:53:27,833 - What the fuck. 1461 00:53:27,833 --> 00:53:30,711 - Yeah, yeah, um, Little Long-Legs, untie, untie. 1462 00:53:30,711 --> 00:53:31,962 [grunting] 1463 00:53:31,962 --> 00:53:34,047 - I love my long legs now. 1464 00:53:34,047 --> 00:53:36,884 I had an arc. I arced out. 1465 00:53:37,843 --> 00:53:39,261 [Mr. Stuffy laughing] 1466 00:53:39,261 --> 00:53:40,387 I'm doing it. 1467 00:53:40,387 --> 00:53:42,848 - Quick, Leroy, untie Aunt Stephanie. I got an idea. 1468 00:53:42,848 --> 00:53:44,600 - You better do something, 1469 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,311 I'm going to get there pretty soon. 1470 00:53:50,981 --> 00:53:53,901 [gunshots] 1471 00:54:00,824 --> 00:54:03,368 - Mr. Stuffy! - Way to go, Reggie. 1472 00:54:03,368 --> 00:54:04,828 I don't know, Hulu. 1473 00:54:04,828 --> 00:54:07,122 I think the Palonis might have just pulled 1474 00:54:07,122 --> 00:54:09,583 a cat out of a bag on this one. 1475 00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:11,835 - You guys are still hosting that shitty show. 1476 00:54:11,835 --> 00:54:13,795 - Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. - Jesus, Aunt Stephanie, be quiet. 1477 00:54:13,795 --> 00:54:16,381 - Yeah, look, and I just want to say something else. 1478 00:54:16,381 --> 00:54:19,092 I really think, I really like our Halloween special. 1479 00:54:19,092 --> 00:54:20,177 It's pretty good now. 1480 00:54:20,177 --> 00:54:22,679 You know, Cheruce, she's dead. She's dead, she died, and that-- 1481 00:54:22,679 --> 00:54:23,555 But I think that's alright, 1482 00:54:23,555 --> 00:54:26,517 because, because if she would've seen how it turned out, 1483 00:54:26,517 --> 00:54:28,352 how her death contributed to the special, 1484 00:54:28,352 --> 00:54:29,436 she would love it. 1485 00:54:29,436 --> 00:54:30,354 - Yeah. Well, I mean, 1486 00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:33,315 I wouldn't say that it's okay that Cheruce is dead, 1487 00:54:33,315 --> 00:54:34,233 but yeah, you know. 1488 00:54:34,233 --> 00:54:36,151 I feel good about the special. 1489 00:54:36,151 --> 00:54:37,694 Reggie, grab Cheruce's corpse 1490 00:54:37,694 --> 00:54:39,821 and let's go home and finish this show, 1491 00:54:39,821 --> 00:54:41,573 having learned that sometimes it's better 1492 00:54:41,573 --> 00:54:43,033 to let things go off the rails 1493 00:54:43,033 --> 00:54:45,827 than to, you know, like, try to steer it 1494 00:54:45,827 --> 00:54:48,455 with your hands all fucking tied to the wheel 1495 00:54:48,455 --> 00:54:49,831 and your fucking-- 1496 00:54:49,831 --> 00:54:51,667 You know what I mean? - You said it, Leroy. 1497 00:54:51,667 --> 00:54:52,793 Ha. Alright, folks. 1498 00:54:52,793 --> 00:54:55,128 Check out our last Halloween short for the night. 1499 00:54:55,128 --> 00:54:56,213 [gunshot] [all gasp] 1500 00:54:56,213 --> 00:54:58,465 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1501 00:55:00,884 --> 00:55:02,970 - Dude, my fucking science teacher wants me 1502 00:55:02,970 --> 00:55:04,972 to study fucking science and shit. 1503 00:55:04,972 --> 00:55:06,390 But it's all bullshit, man. 1504 00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:08,517 It doesn't even make any fucking sense. 1505 00:55:08,517 --> 00:55:11,645 - Ah, dude, anyone would be like, ugh, shit, man. 1506 00:55:11,645 --> 00:55:13,730 [indiscernible mumbling] 1507 00:55:15,315 --> 00:55:18,068 - Hmm. You know what I noticed about science? 1508 00:55:18,068 --> 00:55:20,237 Is that it's fucking dumb. 1509 00:55:21,697 --> 00:55:22,322 [unzips] 1510 00:55:25,158 --> 00:55:28,453 - Hey, what are you kids doing out there? 1511 00:55:28,453 --> 00:55:30,747 - Take a hike, old man. 1512 00:55:30,747 --> 00:55:32,958 We're pissing on science books. 1513 00:55:32,958 --> 00:55:34,334 - Yeah, man. 1514 00:55:34,334 --> 00:55:38,046 - Well, if pissing on science books is your thing, 1515 00:55:38,046 --> 00:55:40,883 you better not go messing around 1516 00:55:40,883 --> 00:55:45,846 down near that old haunted spaceship 1517 00:55:45,846 --> 00:55:48,473 in the woods over there. 1518 00:55:48,473 --> 00:55:50,517 LIPPY: Oh, my God. CHIP: Whoa. 1519 00:55:50,517 --> 00:55:53,604 - They say there's something in there 1520 00:55:53,604 --> 00:55:55,981 that don't take too kindly 1521 00:55:55,981 --> 00:55:57,733 to little boys and little girls 1522 00:55:57,733 --> 00:56:00,194 who don't do their science homework. 1523 00:56:01,028 --> 00:56:02,279 Well, that's it for me. 1524 00:56:03,113 --> 00:56:04,031 - Whoa. 1525 00:56:06,867 --> 00:56:08,994 [mumbling] 1526 00:56:09,870 --> 00:56:11,705 - Dude, we were literally just talking shit 1527 00:56:11,705 --> 00:56:12,873 about our science homework. 1528 00:56:12,873 --> 00:56:14,041 I mean, let's get out of here. 1529 00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:15,709 This is a little on the nose. 1530 00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:17,419 - Will you two shut up, alright? 1531 00:56:17,419 --> 00:56:21,882 I'm trying to fucking party in this fucking haunted spaceship. 1532 00:56:23,675 --> 00:56:25,469 LIPPY AND CHIP: Whoa. 1533 00:56:25,469 --> 00:56:29,181 ♪ ominous music playing ♪ 1534 00:56:31,016 --> 00:56:32,768 [Lippy and Chip giggling] 1535 00:56:32,768 --> 00:56:34,353 [mumbling] 1536 00:56:41,485 --> 00:56:44,655 [heavy breathing] 1537 00:56:47,407 --> 00:56:49,952 [choking] 1538 00:56:55,666 --> 00:56:56,583 [both scream] 1539 00:56:58,752 --> 00:56:59,670 - Run! 1540 00:57:00,921 --> 00:57:02,381 Oh shit! - Oh, my God. 1541 00:57:02,381 --> 00:57:03,298 LIPPY: Oh, my God. 1542 00:57:03,298 --> 00:57:04,758 [panting] 1543 00:57:05,717 --> 00:57:09,304 [footsteps thudding] 1544 00:57:09,304 --> 00:57:10,889 - Hold on, hold on. Come on. 1545 00:57:12,015 --> 00:57:13,350 What the heck? Oh, my God. 1546 00:57:13,350 --> 00:57:14,393 - Dude, what the fuck? 1547 00:57:14,393 --> 00:57:15,644 - Dude, calm down. 1548 00:57:15,644 --> 00:57:17,187 Dude, it's an astronaut, alright? 1549 00:57:17,187 --> 00:57:19,022 He's a fucking nerd. Does math and shit. 1550 00:57:19,022 --> 00:57:20,399 We can bully our way out of this. 1551 00:57:21,733 --> 00:57:23,360 - You don't understand, man. 1552 00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,195 Like, I know 'cause I'm all shredded and shit, 1553 00:57:25,195 --> 00:57:28,282 everybody thinks I'm like this fucking super macho tough guy. 1554 00:57:28,282 --> 00:57:31,451 But I have all these feelings, man. 1555 00:57:32,786 --> 00:57:34,663 - No! 1556 00:57:37,207 --> 00:57:38,709 - Huh? Wha-- 1557 00:57:38,709 --> 00:57:40,127 What the heck? 1558 00:57:40,127 --> 00:57:40,961 Oh man. 1559 00:57:40,961 --> 00:57:42,129 Oh! 1560 00:57:42,963 --> 00:57:44,631 No, don't do it, man. 1561 00:57:44,631 --> 00:57:45,883 [machine whirring] 1562 00:57:45,883 --> 00:57:46,800 No! 1563 00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:50,637 Ohh. No, no, no. 1564 00:57:52,639 --> 00:57:55,058 [whirring intensifies] 1565 00:57:57,102 --> 00:57:58,187 [splatters] 1566 00:58:00,189 --> 00:58:01,899 [gasps] 1567 00:58:03,650 --> 00:58:05,110 - Oh, my God. Oh. 1568 00:58:09,865 --> 00:58:10,782 [screams] 1569 00:58:12,701 --> 00:58:14,745 Oh shit. 1570 00:58:16,038 --> 00:58:19,249 Oh no. 1571 00:58:20,417 --> 00:58:22,753 [raspy breathing] 1572 00:58:22,753 --> 00:58:24,963 [bones crunching] 1573 00:58:24,963 --> 00:58:25,839 [gulps] 1574 00:58:26,423 --> 00:58:27,341 [body splatters] 1575 00:58:27,341 --> 00:58:28,175 [unzips] 1576 00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,181 [gagging] 1577 00:58:42,231 --> 00:58:43,357 [fly buzzing] 1578 00:58:43,690 --> 00:58:44,691 - Mm-hmm. 1579 00:58:48,737 --> 00:58:51,490 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1580 00:58:52,866 --> 00:58:55,869 - Well, folks, despite what we thought was a complete disaster, 1581 00:58:55,869 --> 00:58:57,287 off-the-rails nightmare, 1582 00:58:57,287 --> 00:59:00,123 we pulled off one hell of a Halloween special. 1583 00:59:00,123 --> 00:59:03,001 We even got Mr. Winchell to keep Cheruce alive 1584 00:59:03,001 --> 00:59:05,796 in sort of a Jim Henson Weekend at Bernie's way. 1585 00:59:05,796 --> 00:59:08,257 Hey, all's well that ends well, right, Reggie? 1586 00:59:08,257 --> 00:59:10,008 - Huh, what? Oh, I'm sorry, Leroy. 1587 00:59:10,008 --> 00:59:12,427 I have just been obsessed with this strange puzzle cube 1588 00:59:12,427 --> 00:59:14,012 I found at the witch's cabin. 1589 00:59:14,012 --> 00:59:16,265 And you know me and puzzle cubes, you put one in front of me 1590 00:59:16,265 --> 00:59:18,225 and I, I won't put the dam, the darn thing down. 1591 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,853 - Holy shit, Reggie. Why is it glowing all over? 1592 00:59:20,853 --> 00:59:22,104 - I have no idea, I was twisting. 1593 00:59:22,104 --> 00:59:23,647 - Did you solve it? - I think I solved it. 1594 00:59:23,647 --> 00:59:24,857 - Well, what the fuck does it do? 1595 00:59:24,857 --> 00:59:25,691 BOTH: Ow! 1596 00:59:27,484 --> 00:59:29,736 [roaring] 1597 00:59:29,736 --> 00:59:31,321 - Whew! Oh boy. 1598 00:59:31,321 --> 00:59:32,573 Thank you for getting me out of there. 1599 00:59:32,573 --> 00:59:34,867 You have no idea how many hundreds of people 1600 00:59:34,867 --> 00:59:36,660 have been sacrificed just trying to summon me. 1601 00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:39,705 Jesus, people. Hello, come on. 1602 00:59:39,705 --> 00:59:43,667 It's just a puzzle cube, like in Hellraiser, you know? 1603 00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:46,086 Anyways-- [clears throat] 1604 00:59:46,086 --> 00:59:48,297 [deep voice] You have summoned the great demon Turvok. 1605 00:59:48,297 --> 00:59:50,757 As per demon law, I will grant you one wish! 1606 00:59:50,757 --> 00:59:52,634 No rules, no caveats! 1607 00:59:52,634 --> 00:59:53,969 - I wish for candy. 1608 00:59:54,553 --> 00:59:56,305 - Wish granted. 1609 00:59:58,974 --> 01:00:00,267 - Are you fucking kidding me? 1610 01:00:00,267 --> 01:00:02,686 Our sister is dead, and you wished for candy? 1611 01:00:02,686 --> 01:00:04,146 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1612 01:00:04,146 --> 01:00:06,023 - You have diabetes, you can't have candy. 1613 01:00:06,023 --> 01:00:07,107 - You fucking bitch! 1614 01:00:07,107 --> 01:00:09,484 - Jesus, what is wrong with you? - Well, folks, that's all she wrote. 1615 01:00:09,484 --> 01:00:12,237 And I'm not talking about that Angela Lansbury show 1616 01:00:12,237 --> 01:00:13,238 from the '80s. 1617 01:00:13,238 --> 01:00:16,742 Have a Happy Halloween and hopefully we'll see you next, 1618 01:00:16,742 --> 01:00:19,494 at some point, eventually again. 1619 01:00:19,494 --> 01:00:20,829 Bye-bye, everybody! 1620 01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:27,711 ♪ hard rock music playing ♪ 1621 01:00:27,711 --> 01:00:30,714 ♪ 1622 01:01:58,802 --> 01:02:01,805 ♪ fanfare plays ♪