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(mellow jazz music playing)

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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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* *

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SNAKE:
Stop.

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WOLF: I'll stop if you just
explain it to me,

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-because I don't...
-Would you please just drop it?

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WOLF: All right, all right,
fine, fine, fine, fine.

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Consider it dropped.
It's dropped.

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-It's on the ground.
-Good.

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But, I mean, come on,
everybody loves birthdays.

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-(groans)
-You got decorations.

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You got balloons.
You got parties and cake.

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Look, I don't need presents,

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I don't want decorations,
and I'm-I'm not a cake guy.

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Seriously, though,
you don't like cake?

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Name one food better than cake.

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Guinea pig.

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Oh, again with the guinea pig.

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(chuckling):
I bet if I blindfolded you,

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you wouldn't be able
to tell the difference

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between a skunk
and a guinea pig.

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Wrong. Snakes have
impeccable taste buds.

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-I can taste air.
-Air?

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Yes. Air.

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(slurping)

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Mm. Nice.

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I don't know.
They're a little, uh...

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a little cute for my taste.

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That's what makes them
so delicious.

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You're not just eating food.

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You're eating pure goodness.

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It's not about the pig.

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It's about what it symbolizes
on a deeper level.

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So, you can...
you can taste air?

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-(groans)
-What else you got?

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-Forget about it.
-W-W-Wait.

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-Can you also hear color?
-(groans)

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-(chuckles) Can you see sound?
-All right, all right. Okay.

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'Cause we should really be
capitalizing on these skills.

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Okay, all right, fine.
Get it all out.

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-Get it all out now.
-Okay, okay.

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-(retches)
-(alarm bell dings)

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Look at that. 4:00 p.m.

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Now I know the exact moment
our friendship died.

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(Wolf laughs)

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-Let's bounce.
-Yep.

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Tastes like, um, you're gonna
stick me with the bill-- again.

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-(people gasping)
-Well, it is my birthday.

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So now you play
the birthday card?

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-That's interesting.
-(chuckling)

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Can we get a check, please,
when you get a chance?

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Hello? Checkity-check-check.

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-You know what?
-(screams)

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We're just gonna leave
the money right here, okay?

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You know the one good thing
about this place?

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-What? -We never have to wait
for a table.

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Well, isn't that every place?

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Hey, man. How you been?
I haven't seen you in...

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-Snake attack! (chuckles)
-(screaming)

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Oh. Mints.

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Sorry, folks.
I'm switching him to decaf.

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(chuckles)

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All right.

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-BOTH: Let's do this.
-(entry bell jingles)

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-(people gasping, screaming)
-(tires squealing)

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-(crashing)
-(car alarm whooping)

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-(tires squeal)
-(crashing)

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Guinea pig, huh?

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It's the Rolls-Royce of rodents.

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Yeah, but it's still a rodent.

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You know what I mean?

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-Don't mind us, just robbing
this place. -(gasping)

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(screaming, frantic chatter)

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-(clattering)
-(screaming)

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(alarm ringing)

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* *

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(engine revs, tires squeal)

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Whoo! Yeah!

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-Go bad...
-Or go home.

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(both laugh)

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Hey, you. Get over here.

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Little bit closer.

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Oh, I know what it is.

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You're afraid because
I'm the... the Big Bad Wolf.

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Well, I'm not surprised.

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I am the villain in every story.

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Isn't that right, Mr. Snake?

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(chuckling):
Yep.

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Say hello to Mr. Snake.

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Serpentine,
safe-cracking machine.

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Imagine Houdini
but with no arms.

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Kind of guy who'd tell you
the glass is half empty,

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then steal it from you.

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He's also my best bud.

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(singsongy):
And today's his birthday!

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-Not relevant.
-He's a sweetheart.

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-You're a sweetheart.
-(sirens wailing)

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Well, look who's here.

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-Took 'em long enough.
-(engine revs)

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Watch this.

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Three.

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Two. One.

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And over here is Ms. Tarantula,

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our in-house hacker,
our pocket search engine,

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our traveling tech wizard.

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We call her Webs.

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(sirens whooping)

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(horns honking)

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Very slick, Webs.

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I also took over
the police dispatch,

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blurred their satellite
imaging system,

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grounded their chopper.

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(singsongy):
And one more thing.

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You didn't.

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I got a special delivery for...

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Ah! Ooh! Don't eat me!

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Please! Don't eat me!

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Happy birthday,
Mr. Grumpy Pants.

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I think I hate you.

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(engine revving)

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(construction equipment beeping)

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(sirens wailing)

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(officers groaning)

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(chuckling):
Guys, it's me.

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I was the construction worker.

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WOLF:
And this is Mr. Shark,

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master of disguise,

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apex predator
of a thousand faces.

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His greatest trick:
stealing the Mona Lisa

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-disguised as the Mona Lisa.
-(sirens wailing)

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Dig that.

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Watch it, big tuna.

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I'm trying to work here.

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Keep it cool, baby.

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Birthdays should be chill.

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(sirens wailing)

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WOLF:
And rounding out the crew...

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(thumping)

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Surprise!

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(Piranha laughing)

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WOLF:
...is Mr. Piranha.

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He's a loose cannon
with a short fuse,

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willing to scrap
with anyone or anything.

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-He's brave.
-(cackling)

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-(yelling)
-He's fearless.

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Uh, who am I kidding?
He's crazy.

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(laughs) Santo cielo,
that's a lot of po-po.

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Uh, Piranha,
did we forget something?

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-What?
-The present.

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-You know.
-Oh, um...

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Of-of course I didn't forget.

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-(toots) -You know you fart
when you lie, right?

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What? No, I fart
when I'm nervous.

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Yeah. Nervous about lying.

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-(stomach burbling)
-(groans) I'm sorry.

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-(loud fart)
-OTHERS: Piranha!

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SHARK:
Don't breathe it in.

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-I breathed it in!
-(officers groaning, gasping)

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WOLF:
Yeah, they're a bit eccentric,

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but when you're born us,
you don't exactly win

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many popularity contests.

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-(whimpers) Shark!
-OTHERS: Shark!

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Do I wish people
didn't see us as monsters?

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Eight legs,
eight times the cardio.

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Monster!

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-WOLF: Sure, I do.
-What's up, papa?

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WOLF: But these are
the cards we've been dealt,

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so we might as well play 'em.

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Jackpot!

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Yes!

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* *

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(tires screech)

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Um...

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-What the thorax?
-Are you crazy?

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What? I just wanted
a longer car chase.

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It's the best part.

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(indistinct radio chatter)

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Chief! It's...

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Them.

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(grunts)

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Webs, hit it.

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("Stop, Drop, Roll" by
Can't Stop Won't Stop playing)

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Get them!

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(laughing, whooping)

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(clamoring)

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-(tires squealing)
-(sirens wailing)

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* Hooked on hip-hop phonics *

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* Yeah, it works for me *

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* So jump aboard,
yeah, this train is free *

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* The conductor,
let me toot my whistle *

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* The instructor
of the funky uncle fizzle *

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* We be dancin' on a lake
when it ain't froze over *

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* We be walkin' on water while
you're sinkin' your rover *

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* If you step any closer,
you'll be eatin' some teeth *

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* So please step back... *

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(laughing)

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I'm gonna put you guys away
for so long,

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your fleas will have fleas.

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(grunts)

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(all gasp)

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Chief. You want some cake?

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-You seem a little hangry.
-(laughter)

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Get that thing
out of my face before I...

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-Excuse me, Chief.
-What?

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-(screams)
-* Stop *

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* Drop *

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* Roll, roll *

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* Stop... *

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(sirens blaring)

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(chuckles) You're mine.

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* Roll... *

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(engine revs)

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Hermano.

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(tires squealing)

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(screaming)

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* I'm gonna get mine, mine,
stake mine, really *

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* Chi-Town cat
gettin' cheese like Philly *

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* Order steak at the grilly,
I flow chilly... *

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(all screaming)

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(all screaming)

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(birds chirping)

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(all screaming)

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* And you's a chicken nugget
head, dip it in my chitchat *

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-* Stop... *
-(buckles click)

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Yeah, we may be bad,

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but we're so good at it.

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(laughter)

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-(sirens wailing)
-(grunts)

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* Stop *

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* Drop... *

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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Keep running, Wolf!

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One of these days,
your luck is gonna run out!

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(song ends)

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* *

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(bell dings)

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All right, Piranha, you're up.

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* Oh... *

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* Happy bir... *

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-(blows)
-(gasps)

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-Seriously?
-WOLF: Snake, come on.

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-At least make a toast.
-(Snake groans)

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-Toast! Come on!
-Come on.

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-SNAKE: Okay, okay. All right.
A toast. -Whoo!

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Fine.

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I've made a lot of enemies
in my time-- I mean, a lot--

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but out of all the people
in the world,

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I hate you guys the least.

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-Aw. -That was actually
kind of beautiful.

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You're a poet, man.

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To Mr. Snake and his strange
dislike of birthdays.

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-TARANTULA: Yay!
-(others whooping, laughing)

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Everyone say, "Robbery."

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ALL:
Robbery.

256
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:17,818
(chuckles):
Oh.

257
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,787
Look at those dimples.

258
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,655
-Happy birthday, buddy.
-Okay.

259
00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,590
-Now, dig in, fellas.
-Yes!

260
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,659
-(laughs, munches wildly)
-Piranha!

261
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,160
-WOLF: Don't do that.
-(Piranha slurping)

262
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,428
TARANTULA:
That was so gross.

263
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,030
SHARK:
That was my lunch!

264
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,032
-PIRANHA: You snooze, you lose.
-(Tarantula laughing)

265
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,567
-WOLF: You like that.
-(Piranha chuckles)

266
00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,369
Nice.

267
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:39,106
-Ooh, wow.
-(gasps)

268
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,708
I forgot we had those Push Pops.

269
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,443
Man, my tummy is rumbling
like a kraken right now.

270
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,278
Yeah. Want it?

271
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,447
You know he's not
gonna give it to you.

272
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,449
No, I believe that deep down

273
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:52,886
Snake is a kind
and generous soul.

274
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,254
Why?

275
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,223
Here. Take it.

276
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,758
(laughing):
Oh, yeah!

277
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,059
Pop me, please.

278
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,961
-Ah...
-Ha!

279
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,830
(chuckles) Sucker.

280
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:06,266
Come on, man. Now you gonna
make me get all aggressive.

281
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,268
-(clamoring)
-Animals.

282
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,370
Spit it out! Spit it out!

283
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,839
Never!

284
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,606
Let's see what they're saying
about us today.

285
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,408
What up? It's Tiffany Fluffit,
Channel 6 Action News.

286
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,344
The Bad Guys
have struck again...

287
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,447
Guys, guys, stop it.
We're on TV.

288
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,015
-Ooh, ooh!
-...proving once more that they

289
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,584
are the most diabolical
criminals of our time.

290
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,554
Ooh, "diabolical." That's new.

291
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,222
Know what it sounds like?
A cologne.

292
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,590
(dramatically):
Diabolical.

293
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,492
TIFFANY: To address
this heinous crime spree

294
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,595
is the newly elected governor,
Diane Foxington.

295
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:36,997
-Governor?
-DIANE: Okay. Yeah.

296
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,899
-I hear you. I hear you.
-(reporters clamoring)

297
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:42,602
Listen, listen. We all know
how dastardly the Bad Guys are.

298
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,672
-WOLF: You bet we are.
-But more than anything...

299
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,275
(chuckles)
I feel sorry for them.

300
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,043
What?

301
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,779
These so-called Bad Guys

302
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,547
are really just
second-rate has-beens.

303
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,583
Behind their amateurish antics

304
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,852
and, frankly,
unoriginal capers--

305
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,788
I mean, really, another bank?--

306
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,223
is nothing but
a deep well of anger...

307
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,624
I ain't angry! You're angry!

308
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,393
-...denial...
-Not true.

309
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,660
...and self-loathing.

310
00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,797
The only one I self-loathe
is you.

311
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,265
And those are holes
that no amount of cash

312
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,502
or priceless art can ever fill.

313
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,572
What's on the Food Network?

314
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,241
DIANE:
So, can we just forget about...

315
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,843
Who-who is she to judge us?

316
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,812
-DIANE: ...and focus on more
positive things? -(growls)

317
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,479
And what could be more positive

318
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,615
than the Annual
Good Samaritan Awards,

319
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,718
where tomorrow night I will
present the Golden Dolphin

320
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:35,188
to this year's goodest citizen?

321
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,556
I can't believe I voted for her.

322
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,958
You voted for her?

323
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,627
TARANTULA: What?
She's good on climate change.

324
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,395
Wait. What's going on?

325
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,032
You've got that twinkle
in your eye.

326
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:50,037
Guys, who's up for another job?

327
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,438
A big one.

328
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,040
(all gasp)

329
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,675
SNAKE:
The Golden Dolphin.

330
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,310
-Seriously?
-Oh.

331
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,946
I thought I was the crazy one.

332
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,448
That job has broken
every criminal who's tried it.

333
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:04,117
The Bucharest Bandits,
Lucky Jim.

334
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,919
SHARK:
The Crimson Paw.

335
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,754
Actually, the Crimson Paw
was never arrested.

336
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,223
Yeah, but he never stole
anything again.

337
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:11,959
Snake, what better way

338
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,461
to wipe that smirk
off the governor's fuzzy face

339
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:15,896
than stealing the Golden Dolphin

340
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,898
from right under her whiskers?

341
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,633
This is the Holy Grail
of thievery.

342
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,836
If we pull this off,
we'll cement our legacy

343
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,238
as the greatest criminals
of all time.

344
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,874
Whoa, whoa, buddy.

345
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,509
I thought we weren't supposed
to make things personal.

346
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,544
Besides, we've got
a good thing going here.

347
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:35,615
Friends, freedom,
and just look at this loot.

348
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,717
All right, you're right.
Forget it.

349
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,020
-The Dolphin job is off.
-Good.

350
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,455
I guess the pig
will get his trophy after all.

351
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,757
Yeah, I guess he would...

352
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,493
What do you mean, "pig"?

353
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,095
Oh, yes, did I not mention that?

354
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,697
That's weird. I thought
I mentioned that it was, uh...

355
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,233
The Good Samaritan is...

356
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,534
A guinea pig?

357
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,203
(slurping)

358
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,604
What do you say, Snakey?

359
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:58,972
Better than cake.

360
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,573
-(laughter)
-TARANTULA: Right.

361
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,376
(groans) Okay. Fine.

362
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,078
But he better be delicious.

363
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,280
(laughs)
Are we all in this together?

364
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,282
* *

365
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,984
So here's the plan.

366
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,353
Like every year,
the ceremony will be held

367
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,155
at the Museum of Fine Arts,

368
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,724
where the Golden Dolphin
will be positioned

369
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,327
just beyond
the backstage curtain.

370
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,661
Sounds easy.

371
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,830
Sounds easy, hermano,
but to get there,

372
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,199
we'll need to bypass
three levels of security.

373
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,768
So, step one:
We'll need to blend in.

374
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,537
("Howlin' for You"
by The Black Keys playing)

375
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,140
* Baby, I'm howlin' for you *

376
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,077
* Da-da da-da da,
da-da da-da da... *

377
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,845
WOLF:
Professor Marmalade,

378
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,114
this year's recipient
of the Golden Dolphin,

379
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,650
the most annoying good creature
on the planet.

380
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,253
Professor, in the past year,
you've stopped wars,

381
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,788
fed the hungry
and saved countless pandas.

382
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,523
Some have described
your goodness

383
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,592
as second only to Mother Teresa.

384
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,162
Oh, Tiffany,
it's not a competition.

385
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,730
And if it were, it would
really be more of a tie.

386
00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:00,934
But we can all agree that
there is a flower of goodness

387
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,004
inside all of us,
just waiting to blossom.

388
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,940
WOLF: Once inside,
there are two armored doors.

389
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,276
The first can only be opened by

390
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,044
a special key card
that is carried

391
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,946
by our dear friend,
the chief of police.

392
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,948
The second is outfitted
with a retinal scanner

393
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,750
and guarded by
an elite special ops unit

394
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:20,387
trained to strike first
and ask questions later.

395
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,022
-(fly buzzes)
-(whooshing)

396
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,357
Governor Foxington
is the only one

397
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,326
who has clearance
to open the second door.

398
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,728
So, step two:
She and I will need to get

399
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,530
up close and personal.

400
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,332
Enjoy your evening,
Mr. Ambassador.

401
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,500
Thank you, ma'am.

402
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,035
Interesting piece.

403
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,571
Trashy, pointless
and pretentious.

404
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,074
Hmm. They say that art reveals

405
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,875
more about the viewer
than the artist.

406
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,444
-(chuckles)
-Mister...

407
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,613
Poodleton. Oliver Poodleton.

408
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:47,714
DIANE:
Uh... okay.

409
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,749
It's about time someone stood up

410
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,119
to those diabolical Bad Guys.

411
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,255
Though, I've got to say,
no one's succeeded yet.

412
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,991
Eh. I don't think
it'll be that hard.

413
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,127
I have a feeling it'll be
harder than you think.

414
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,262
I'd say they're
one epic job away

415
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,097
from cementing their legacy.

416
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,699
-(Diane laughing)
-(Wolf chuckles)

417
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,568
Mr. Poodleton,
you're-you're funny.

418
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,137
I am?

419
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,539
The only legacy they're
cementing is life in prison.

420
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,374
Did you see their last job?

421
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,975
Ugh. Unsecured exits,

422
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,378
crude disguises,
compulsive showboating.

423
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,879
I mean, it was a mess.

424
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,682
All the classic signs
of a crew in decline.

425
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,752
Next, they're gonna
make it personal.

426
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,388
That's when you know
they're toast.

427
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,658
(chuckles):
Uh, well, that's your opinion.

428
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:34,327
It is, and I'm the governor.

429
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:39,432
As for the sculpture,
I think it's about perspective.

430
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,268
If you look closely enough,

431
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:45,938
even trash can be recycled
into something beautiful.

432
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,108
WOLF:
How about that?

433
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:52,579
I guess some things
aren't always as they appear.

434
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:53,913
That reminds me.

435
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,715
May I? I can't miss a photo op

436
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,350
with the governor
and a pile of garbage.

437
00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,920
Oh, Mr. Poodleton,
you're too hard on yourself.

438
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,589
-Hey...
-(camera clicks)

439
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,092
(quiet chatter, laughter)

440
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,693
WOLF:
Okay, friends.

441
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,628
It's showtime.

442
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,230
* *

443
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,432
Once we're in,
it's on to step three:

444
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,135
We split up
and we take our positions.

445
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,838
Officers, if the Bad Guys
crash this event,

446
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,940
I am definitely
going to lose my job,

447
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:24,277
and I will not hesitate
to take you down with me.

448
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,146
-Now, move out.
-OFFICERS: Yes, ma'am!

449
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,814
Hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut, hut,

450
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,649
hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut, hut...

451
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,018
* *

452
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,533
Mic's on.
Everyone on comms, do you copy?

453
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:47,767
-Copy.
-Copy. -Copy.

454
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,469
(high-pitched voice):
Copy.

455
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,472
* *

456
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,812
(laughs)

457
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,856
A drink for the pretty lady?

458
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,625
No, thank you. My life is
too complicated right now.

459
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,461
Uh, uh...

460
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,237
(whistling a tune)

461
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,844
* *

462
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,590
Boys, it's Dolphin season.

463
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,857
(muffled grunting)

464
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,559
(pants zip)

465
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,196
Copy that. I'm on the move.

466
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,165
Unit two, is the backstage
area still secure?

467
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,533
OFFICER (over radio):
Unit two. All clear.

468
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,968
This is where
all the training pays off.

469
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,704
-(grunts, groans)
-Oh, pardon me.

470
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,672
-Terribly sorry.
-Not a problem, sir.

471
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,708
Keep your eyes open, boys.

472
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:05,812
They could be anywhere,
just waiting to humiliate us.

473
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,348
(laughs)

474
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,049
Wolf is in position.

475
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,519
(over radio): Piranha, you all
penguin-suited and booted?

476
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:16,088
Affirmative. I'm a clean, mean,
Dolphin-stealing machine.

477
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,124
What's going on, guys?

478
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,895
(indistinct chatter)

479
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,170
* *

480
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,307
(grunts)

481
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,583
(woman grunting)

482
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,128
(both yelp)

483
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,766
(woman gasping)

484
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,268
(sighs)

485
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,503
-Here, let me help you.
-Ooh.

486
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:04,871
Are you okay, ma'am?

487
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:08,040
(panting):
Oh, my gracious, yes.

488
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,711
I may be dizzy, but I'm alive,
thanks to you.

489
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,413
-WOLF: What are you...
-Oh.

490
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,781
Mm.

491
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,349
(Wolf whimpers)

492
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:19,085
Thank you, dear.

493
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,922
You're such a good boy.

494
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,024
(chuckles softly)

495
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,959
(woman grunting)

496
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,329
* *

497
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,066
(whimpers)

498
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,343
All good, brother?

499
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,746
Yeah, all... a-all good.
Yeah, yeah.

500
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,315
Um... (splutters)

501
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,917
Webs, what do you say about
moving on to step four?

502
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:53,686
Copy that. Shark, you're up.

503
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,988
-Do your thing.
-(gasps) Do I get to improvise?

504
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,024
Yes, fine. Improvise.

505
00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,792
But please be subtle.

506
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,661
Mm-hmm.

507
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,432
(high-pitched voice):
I'm having a baby!

508
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:06,899
Is there a doctor?

509
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,968
Or perhaps
several security guards

510
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,903
that could leave their post
and help me?

511
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,171
-(both gasp)
-(guests murmuring)

512
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,006
(elevator bell dings)

513
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,045
(lock beeping)

514
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,017
* *

515
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,625
"Fish surprise"?

516
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,495
Surprise! (yells)

517
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,630
(guards grunting)

518
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,337
Hey, Webs,
can you enhance this...

519
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,039
TARANTULA: Done. Eight steps
ahead of you, Wolfie.

520
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,313
(laughs)

521
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,682
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,

522
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,751
your emcee for
the Good Samaritan Awards...

523
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,219
(breathing heavily)

524
00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,188
WOLF (over radio):
All right, Shark, we're in.

525
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,391
(normal voice): Oops,
I forgot, I'm not pregnant.

526
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,559
ANNOUNCER:
...president of the committee,

527
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,995
Governor Diane Foxington.

528
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,731
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you so much.

529
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,033
Thank you.

530
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,069
Last year,
we faced our biggest test

531
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:20,673
when a meteorite crashed
into our dear city.

532
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:23,776
That meteorite didn't just make
a hole in our city.

533
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,778
It made a hole in our hearts.

534
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,714
-CROWD: Aw.
-(Shark sniffles)

535
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,116
But even in tragedy,
Professor Marmalade,

536
00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:31,951
he did what he does so well.

537
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,454
He made us look
at things differently.

538
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:36,288
And thanks to you, Marmalade,

539
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:40,026
the Love Crater Meteorite
will forever serve as a symbol

540
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:43,796
of how there is good
even in the worst places.

541
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,398
(applause)

542
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,799
Whoo!

543
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,668
(Diane continues indistinctly)

544
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,236
(Piranha laughs, grunts)

545
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,408
(all grunt)

546
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,277
(groans) Hurry up.

547
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,346
(grunts)

548
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,081
...and successfully reversed
climate change

549
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,484
for the well-being of all of us.

550
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:08,220
This is going
surprisingly smoothly.

551
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:10,823
(gasps)

552
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,161
(Wolf yelps)

553
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:18,197
What the molt is that?

554
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:19,732
WOLF: The Wolf Piranha
Snake Shark Tarantula

555
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,734
-Protection System.
-TARANTULA: The WPSST?

556
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,236
-This was not supposed
to happen. -What?

557
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,272
Guys, calm down. I'm on it.

558
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,776
Initiating WPSST override
protocol. (chuckles)

559
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,077
Get it, queen!

560
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,579
(computer buzzes)

561
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,847
-WOLF: Did it work?
-Just give me five minutes.

562
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:38,317
And now, please join me
in welcoming to the stage...

563
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,086
We don't have five minutes.

564
00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:42,321
...Professor Marmalade.

565
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:43,389
Aw.

566
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,758
We love you,
Professor Marmalade!

567
00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:47,093
The pig is on the move.

568
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:49,361
I repeat, the pig
is on the move.

569
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,864
Webs, Webs, the curtain's
going up any minute.

570
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:53,065
It's not letting me in.

571
00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:54,366
Check your system preferences.

572
00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:55,802
You probably need
to download a driver.

573
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:56,903
Try rebooting.

574
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:58,404
Oh, my gosh, you fixed it.

575
00:23:58,538 --> 00:23:59,639
-SNAKE and WOLF: Really?
-No!

576
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,541
-(door rattling)
-CHIEF: Hey, Larry.

577
00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:02,642
Come on, open up.

578
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,443
What did we say
about locking doors?

579
00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,913
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Shark, I got a situation here.

580
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,247
SHARK:
Copy that. I'm on my way.

581
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:10,149
-(stomach burbling)
-(grunts)

582
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,518
Hurry up, guys.

583
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:14,153
Time to turn this baby
on beast mode.

584
00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:18,591
Eat it, WPSST!

585
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,597
Please, not now. (whimpers)

586
00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:26,398
-Wolf. -Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, Piranha!

587
00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:29,268
-This award is for...
-(Piranha farts loudly)

588
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,071
(clears throat)
As I was saying...

589
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:35,575
(gasps) No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!

590
00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:39,646
(sniffing)

591
00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:42,448
-Piranha! Are you kidding me?
-PIRANHA: Sorry!

592
00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:44,684
And that's why
my Gala for Goodness

593
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:47,587
will raise all the money needed
for those less fortunate.

594
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,955
-CHIEF: Come on!
-(pounding at door)

595
00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:50,256
(inhales deeply)

596
00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:53,292
I'm starting
to get mad here, Larry.

597
00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:55,828
-WOLF: Webs! Webs!
-(muffled grunting)

598
00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:59,599
And now the moment
we've all been waiting for.

599
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,703
-(whimpering)
-Whoa!

600
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,677
(groans)

601
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,114
SHARK (high-pitched voice):
Excuse me.

602
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:16,749
Is this the ladies' room?

603
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:18,918
Oh, uh, y-you need
to take a right

604
00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:20,920
at the end of the hall, ma'am.

605
00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:23,355
(gasping)

606
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,494
Yes. Whoop-bam!

607
00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:30,863
Oh, come on!

608
00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:35,267
And now it is my honor
to award Professor Marmalade

609
00:25:35,401 --> 00:25:39,471
with the Golden Dolphin!

610
00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:42,474
-(gasps) No.
-No.

611
00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:43,743
(normal voice):
Yes!

612
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,112
(high-pitched voice):
I mean, yes!

613
00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:47,914
What?

614
00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:52,018
(screams)

615
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,254
Everyone, everyone, uh,
please don't panic.

616
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,689
Just stay calm.

617
00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:59,125
I'm-I'm sure there's
an explanation for this.

618
00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:00,392
(gasping, murmuring)

619
00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:03,996
I repeat, uh,
please do not panic.

620
00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:07,266
Nice work, everybody.

621
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,402
Now, let's make like a wolf
and get the pack out of here.

622
00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:12,404
Ah, wordplay.

623
00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:13,706
I don't get it.

624
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,708
MARMALADE:
Diane, Diane, if I may...

625
00:26:15,842 --> 00:26:17,910
-(microphone feedback squeals)
-You have to understand,

626
00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:21,180
I didn't bring hope back
to the city for an award.

627
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:25,217
I did these good things because
of how they made me feel.

628
00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:26,853
That tingly feeling I get.

629
00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,287
That shiver up my spine.

630
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:32,191
The wag in my tiny tail.

631
00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:34,160
Because, you see,

632
00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:38,530
being good just feels so good.

633
00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:42,669
And when you're good,
you're loved.

634
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,772
-(gasps, whimpers)
-Wolf?

635
00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:47,306
-Wolf?
-What are you doing?

636
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,408
SNAKE, SHARK and PIRANHA:
Go!

637
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,343
-It's the Bad Guys!
-(guests screaming)

638
00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:52,645
Arrest them!

639
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:53,545
OFFICERS:
Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,

640
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,914
hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,

641
00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,883
hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut, hut.

642
00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:58,117
(officers growl)

643
00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,551
They stole the Golden Dolphin!

644
00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:02,521
Come on, you can't prove that.

645
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,325
(high-pitched voice):
My baby!

646
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,994
-On your knees, Bad Guys.
-(knuckles crack)

647
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,228
With your hands up.

648
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:11,397
Never! We're out of here.

649
00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:14,000
* *

650
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,368
So long, suckers.

651
00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:25,211
Well, this just got
a little weird.

652
00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,213
(siren whooping)

653
00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,015
TIFFANY:
The Bad Guys go bust.

654
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:32,151
The nefarious fivesome
has finally been captured.

655
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:34,921
And I, Tiffany Fluffit,
am first on the scene.

656
00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:37,724
Wow. You know, I-I just
realized that I have devoted

657
00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:40,326
my entire adult life
to putting you in jail.

658
00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:42,061
You are my purpose.

659
00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:43,963
Without you, who am I?

660
00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:45,397
Ah, I'm just kidding.

661
00:27:45,531 --> 00:27:47,199
This is the best moment
of my life!

662
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,367
-(smack)
-(Wolf whimpers)

663
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,170
It's the end of the Bad Guys.

664
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:52,604
No!

665
00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:54,640
Get your hands off of me!
(screams)

666
00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:57,143
Ooh, you're begging
for a biting right now.

667
00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,677
Wolf!

668
00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:03,716
TIFFANY: Professor Marmalade!
Madam Governor!

669
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,584
Ooh, Professor Marmalade!
Madam Governor!

670
00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:07,820
-Madam Governor!
-One at a time. One at a time.

671
00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:11,623
-Hey. Hey!
-Excuse me.

672
00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,592
-(people gasp)
-Sorry to interrupt.

673
00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:16,428
I just wanted to congratulate
the governor here.

674
00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:19,031
I got to say,
you really got us pegged.

675
00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:23,402
We're just a deep well
of anger and self-loathing.

676
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,371
-Denial.
-Sure. That, too.

677
00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:26,572
-Narcissism.
-Yeah. Yeah.

678
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:27,874
Emotional emptiness.

679
00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:29,408
-So we're on the same page.
-Hmm.

680
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,510
What is he doing?

681
00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:34,680
Sadly, we were never
given a chance

682
00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:38,284
to be anything more
than second-rate criminals.

683
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:40,887
If only there was someone
who could help

684
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:44,556
the flower of goodness
inside us blossom.

685
00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:46,959
Some icon of love
and forgiveness,

686
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:50,396
like, uh, I don't know,
Mother Teresa.

687
00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:53,465
Best thing is to just
throw us in jail

688
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:56,102
for the rest
of our hopeless lives.

689
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,904
Yeah, that's the plan.

690
00:28:58,037 --> 00:28:59,671
-Wait, wait, wait, no, no.
-(grunting)

691
00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:01,373
-Get in there.
-Ow!

692
00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:03,442
MARMALADE:
Wait.

693
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:05,477
Uh, beg... beg pardon?

694
00:29:05,611 --> 00:29:07,513
Mr. Wolf may be a savage beast.

695
00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:09,181
Basically walking garbage.

696
00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:10,649
Sorry, I'm making a point.

697
00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:12,384
Do what you need to do, pal.

698
00:29:12,518 --> 00:29:14,553
But how can we say
they're hopeless

699
00:29:14,686 --> 00:29:16,889
if they've never
been given a chance?

700
00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:19,992
What if... what if we tried
a little experiment, Diane?

701
00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:22,628
As you know,
my Gala for Goodness,

702
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:26,465
the "hashtag charity event
of the year," is coming up.

703
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,334
If I can prove
to everyone at that gala

704
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:29,869
that the Bad Guys have changed,

705
00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:32,504
will you set them free
and give them a clean start?

706
00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:33,940
(crowd gasping, murmuring)

707
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:36,142
-What? Professor Marmalade!
-WOLF: Ow!

708
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,510
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't you see what he's doing?

709
00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:40,146
He's playing you.

710
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:41,347
But it was my idea.

711
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,614
It was his idea.

712
00:29:42,748 --> 00:29:44,616
But only because
you made him have it.

713
00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:46,953
Madam Governor,
you can't just let them go.

714
00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:49,355
Professor, I'm not about to put
the safety of the city

715
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,423
on the line for an experiment.

716
00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,059
Excuse me, Madam Governor.

717
00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:56,795
I seem to remember that
a wise person once said,

718
00:29:56,929 --> 00:30:01,133
"Even trash can be recycled
into something beautiful."

719
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,870
(chuckles softly)

720
00:30:04,770 --> 00:30:06,072
Okay. I'm game.

721
00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:08,740
But only because it's you,
Professor.

722
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:09,976
No!

723
00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:12,178
We'll hold on to the Dolphin
until the gala.

724
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:15,581
Just to remove
any unnecessary temptation.

725
00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:17,749
Of course. Good thinking.

726
00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:19,818
That's why you're governor.

727
00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:22,221
Now that everyone's happy...

728
00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:23,689
Not happy.

729
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,325
...I, Rupert Marmalade
the Fourth,

730
00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,394
will turn the Bad Guys into...

731
00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:30,262
-the Good Guys!
-(cameras clicking)

732
00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:32,865
(people gasping)

733
00:30:34,867 --> 00:30:37,136
I think these belong to you.

734
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,670
Hey.

735
00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:42,408
DIANE: Not everyone gets
a second chance.

736
00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:46,612
Make the most of it,
Mr. Poodleton.

737
00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:51,650
(engine starts)

738
00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:54,020
(sirens wailing)

739
00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:57,323
-(chuckles)
-SNAKE: Wolf?

740
00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:58,624
What are you doing?

741
00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,192
-WOLF: What?
-OTHERS: Yeah.

742
00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:02,261
Oh, that. (chuckles)

743
00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:05,097
I-I-I'm sorry.
I thought it was, uh, obvious.

744
00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:07,266
We're gonna go good.

745
00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:10,169
Uh, you totally lost me.

746
00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:12,404
I told him to stop drinking
out of the toilet.

747
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:14,473
Hey, did you get hit
on the head?

748
00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:15,841
What? No, I didn't
get hit on the head.

749
00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:17,543
My cousin got hit on
the head with an anchor,

750
00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:19,311
and after that,
he only swam in a circle.

751
00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:21,513
WOLF: No, no, g-guys, guys,
you're not following me.

752
00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:24,550
We're gonna pretend to go good.

753
00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:26,218
Just a few days with Marmalade.

754
00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:30,356
And then we roll into the gala
as Good Guys

755
00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:33,692
and roll out scot-free with...

756
00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:36,628
ALL:
The Golden Dolphin.

757
00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:37,896
You got it.

758
00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:40,166
Since when do we not
finish a job?

759
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:43,569
The Bad Guys become
the Good Guys

760
00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:46,838
so we can stay the Bad Guys.

761
00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:49,408
-You know what I'm saying?
-(laughter)

762
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:50,943
Bad Guys acting good?

763
00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:52,778
It's the ultimate Bad Guy thing.

764
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,213
It's fantastic.

765
00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:55,647
Wolf, you're a genius.

766
00:31:55,781 --> 00:31:57,216
(laughter continues)

767
00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,685
It's gonna be, like,
the most relaxing con ever,

768
00:31:59,818 --> 00:32:01,287
like a vacation.

769
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,655
Oh, oh. A con-cation.

770
00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:05,424
(laughter)

771
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:09,228
SHARK: Ooh! My parents met
on a con-cation.

772
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,132
(seagulls squawking)

773
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,567
* *

774
00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:17,369
(Marmalade humming)

775
00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:23,175
(doorbell rings)

776
00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:24,476
Oh, goody.

777
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,045
WOLF (chuckling):
Wow.

778
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,646
Big and fancy.

779
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,948
Rodent's got taste. Okay.

780
00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:32,851
Huh. Almost makes me
want to be cute.

781
00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:36,355
MARMALADE: They say experience
is the best teacher.

782
00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:38,190
And they are wrong.

783
00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:39,558
I am.

784
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,893
Good morning,
students of goodness.

785
00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:47,166
And welcome to the first day
of the rest of your best life.

786
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:48,500
A giant butt.

787
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:49,835
Huh?

788
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,470
Uh, it's-it's not a butt.

789
00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:54,106
It's a lamp in the shape of

790
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,375
the Love Crater Meteorite,
my greatest...

791
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:58,444
-I wonder whose butt it is.
-(Shark gasps) -WOLF: Uh...

792
00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:01,247
Once again, it's not a butt.
Thank you.

793
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,249
It's a heart.
Now, as I was saying...

794
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:05,651
-Then why does it have cheeks?
-(shushing) -Shut it!

795
00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:07,519
What? I've never seen
a heart with cheeks.

796
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:09,121
(scoffs) It's not a...

797
00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:11,623
-Booty!
-It's not a butt! Not a butt!

798
00:33:11,757 --> 00:33:14,193
Does he know what a butt is?

799
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,062
(clears throat)
As I was saying,

800
00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:19,031
on the outside,
the five of you are villains,

801
00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:21,133
predators,
remorseless sociopaths.

802
00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:23,335
Oh, stop.
You're making me blush.

803
00:33:23,469 --> 00:33:25,204
But inside, there's a flower--

804
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:28,174
the flower of goodness--
and when it blooms

805
00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:30,709
and you feel that tingle
of positivity

806
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,344
radiating through your body,

807
00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:35,547
you're going to want to feel it
all the time.

808
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,349
So we're going for a tingle?

809
00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:38,684
Not any tingle.

810
00:33:38,817 --> 00:33:40,919
The tingle of goodness,
which you'll feel

811
00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:44,290
in my state-of-the-art
Sharing Laboratory.

812
00:33:44,423 --> 00:33:48,327
Okay, Mr. Snake, I'm going
to give you a Push Pop.

813
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,896
Great! Push Pop just for me!

814
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,632
-No, to share.
-Why?

815
00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:55,634
Well, on a fundamental level,

816
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,736
it's about putting
someone else's needs

817
00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,206
-ahead of your own.
-(chuckling)

818
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:02,074
Oh, no. No way.

819
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,942
Snake.

820
00:34:04,076 --> 00:34:06,678
(groans)
All right, all right.

821
00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:08,680
This is going to taste
extra sweet,

822
00:34:08,814 --> 00:34:11,317
'cause I know how bad
you want it.

823
00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:13,752
(groaning)

824
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,721
Pop me, please. Ah...

825
00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:18,090
(groaning)

826
00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,460
Nope. Sucker.

827
00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:22,694
-That's it!
-(gasps)

828
00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:24,596
-I'll teach you to share!
-(screams)

829
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:25,897
(all gasp)

830
00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:28,033
Mm, I like sharing.
It's yummy. Mm.

831
00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:29,868
SNAKE (echoing):
Totally worth it.

832
00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:32,104
Well, that's terrifying.

833
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:34,173
Let's try something simpler.

834
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:36,708
A good person always
pays attention

835
00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:38,177
to the needs of others.

836
00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:40,846
Now, here's a kindly,
frail grandma.

837
00:34:40,979 --> 00:34:42,848
(others laughing)

838
00:34:42,981 --> 00:34:46,318
Mr. Piranha, help grandma
across the street.

839
00:34:46,452 --> 00:34:49,221
(scoffs) Sure, sure, sure.
I do this all the time.

840
00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:52,824
-Here you go, ma'am.
-(others laughing)

841
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:54,793
Oh, he is totally gonna blow it.

842
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,328
What was that? What did you say

843
00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:57,929
-You think I can't do this?
-(Tarantula laughing)

844
00:34:58,063 --> 00:35:00,366
-No, no, no, Piranha!
-(truck horn blares)

845
00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:03,302
(Wolf screams, groans)

846
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,304
Maybe simpler?

847
00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:07,373
(cat meowing)

848
00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:10,276
Hey, look.
It's a cat stuck in a tree.

849
00:35:10,409 --> 00:35:12,411
It doesn't get much simpler
than that.

850
00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,446
Now, what in this scenario

851
00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,482
would give you that good tingle?

852
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:18,083
Eating it?

853
00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:20,352
This is why I always carry
two pieces of bread with me.

854
00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:21,520
No.

855
00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:24,390
I want you to s...

856
00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:25,657
-Smack it.
-Skin it?

857
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:27,426
-Stab it.
-Sauté it. -Sing to it?

858
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,328
Save it. I want you to sa...

859
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,597
That's obv... It's so obvi...
I want you to save it.

860
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:32,998
ALL:
Oh!

861
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,900
-Right, right.
-Right, right, right. Sure.

862
00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:38,470
-Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
-(growling)

863
00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:39,738
(meows)

864
00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:41,540
Whoa, that cat is
obviously defective.

865
00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:42,841
What is wrong with you?

866
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,510
You're gonna give it
a heart attack.

867
00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,312
(scoffs)
I'll handle this.

868
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,415
-What's up, papa!
-(yowls)

869
00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:50,916
(Wolf grunts)

870
00:35:51,049 --> 00:35:53,352
(screams) Get him off my face!
He's on my face!

871
00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,654
No, no, no, no, no, listen!
Wh-What are you doing?

872
00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:56,888
(cat yowling)

873
00:35:57,022 --> 00:35:58,990
(Wolf groans)

874
00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:03,995
Okay. What, may I ask,
are you good at?

875
00:36:04,129 --> 00:36:05,631
Stealing stuff.

876
00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:06,832
Oh, yeah, we're great at that.

877
00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:07,933
-Robbery.
-Larceny.

878
00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:09,134
-Wire fraud.
-Extortion.

879
00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:10,636
-Tax evasion.
-Heists.

880
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:12,504
-TARANTULA: Mail fraud.
-Wait. Heists, you say?

881
00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:14,973
Well, that's... yeah,
that's kind of our specialty.

882
00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:17,576
I might just have an idea.

883
00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:20,946
(chanting):
Free the pigs! Free the pigs!

884
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:23,782
That is an animal testing lab.

885
00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:26,352
Within, 200,000 helpless
guinea pigs,

886
00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:30,489
all being poked and prodded
by sadistic scientists.

887
00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:31,890
Guinea pigs, you say?

888
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:33,492
Snake.

889
00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:34,893
I want you to rescue them.

890
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,028
But this is a heist for good,

891
00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:40,532
so I brought something
more friendly for you to wear.

892
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,834
-(tires squeal)
-Bye.

893
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:44,736
Well, there goes
our street cred.

894
00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,538
At least it's comfy.

895
00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:48,039
* *

896
00:36:48,173 --> 00:36:51,009
WOLF: All right, we need
to distract that scientist.

897
00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:53,111
-Shark, you're up.
-Copy that.

898
00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:55,347
Okay. We're gonna need
a rope and a hook.

899
00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:57,048
-I got this one.
-OTHERS: What?

900
00:36:57,182 --> 00:36:58,317
You're volunteering?

901
00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:00,018
You've never volunteered
for anything.

902
00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:01,820
Sure, I did. Right now.

903
00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:04,089
-Uh...
-Throw me up there. Giddyap!

904
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:05,591
-Really?
-Yep.

905
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:07,259
I'm 99% sure you can make it.

906
00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:09,160
-Okay.
-Let's do it!

907
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,563
Hey there, son.

908
00:37:11,697 --> 00:37:12,764
Dad?

909
00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:14,466
I know you've got
an important job,

910
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,002
but I hope you still have time
for a catch with your old man.

911
00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:18,504
-(gasps)
-(Snake groans)

912
00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:20,272
-Hey, kiddo. -Huh?
-SNAKE: 96% sure.

913
00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:22,073
You'll always be my special boy.

914
00:37:22,207 --> 00:37:23,609
-Aw.
-(Snake groans)

915
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,176
SNAKE:
Maybe 90%.

916
00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:27,646
I've been waiting
my entire life for this moment.

917
00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:29,948
-SNAKE (groans): I don't know.
-Okay. Now, go long.

918
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,650
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

919
00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:34,786
Thank you, Daddy! (laughs)

920
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,323
(groans)
50... What day is it?

921
00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:38,590
Who am I?

922
00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:40,326
MARMALADE: Right.
The guinea pigs are locked

923
00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:42,328
behind a three-foot-thick
steel door.

924
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:44,530
The only way in
is through the vents.

925
00:37:44,663 --> 00:37:46,231
I got it.

926
00:37:46,365 --> 00:37:48,233
Upsy-daisy. * Over the filters
and through the vents *

927
00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:50,068
I have never seen him
so chipper.

928
00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:51,903
Has he been meditating?

929
00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:54,506
* To Guinea Pig Land we... *

930
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,775
(yells)

931
00:37:56,908 --> 00:37:58,109
(groans)

932
00:37:58,243 --> 00:38:00,446
-(slurping)
-(guinea pigs chittering)

933
00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:01,980
Oh.

934
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,483
(whispers):
Snake attack.

935
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,152
Oh. Hey, look,
it's Professor Marmalade.

936
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,588
Yes, that's right. It's me.

937
00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:11,056
Help has arrived.

938
00:38:11,189 --> 00:38:13,392
Just keep your eyes glued
to that door.

939
00:38:13,525 --> 00:38:16,495
Snake. Come on, Snake. Open up.

940
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:17,829
Relax.

941
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:20,098
These doors are complicated.

942
00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:22,000
-TARANTULA: Are you kidding me?
-(chuckles)

943
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,402
What do you think you're doing?

944
00:38:23,535 --> 00:38:25,236
We're supposed to save them,
not eat them.

945
00:38:25,371 --> 00:38:27,873
Well, I'd say they've gone
to a better place.

946
00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:29,140
(belches, chuckles)

947
00:38:29,274 --> 00:38:30,342
All right, that's it.

948
00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:31,977
-Spit them out.
-Hey.

949
00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:33,679
(yells) Hey!

950
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,347
We gonna save you
whether you like it or not.

951
00:38:35,481 --> 00:38:37,015
We're saving you,
you stupid hair balls.

952
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,385
Not that door. The other door.

953
00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:41,353
Hey, hey. (grunts)

954
00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:42,354
Whoa!

955
00:38:42,488 --> 00:38:43,622
Any second.

956
00:38:43,755 --> 00:38:44,790
(gasps)

957
00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:46,958
(people screaming)

958
00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:49,094
-(guinea pigs squeaking)
-(grunts)

959
00:38:49,227 --> 00:38:51,363
(people gasping)

960
00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:55,834
It-it's not what it looks like.

961
00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:58,203
(alarm blaring)

962
00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:01,006
(guinea pig squeaks)

963
00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:05,677
DIANE:
Trespassing, burglary, mayhem,

964
00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:07,946
assault with a deadly reptile?

965
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:09,581
As if those poor rodents

966
00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:11,583
haven't been through
enough already.

967
00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:12,851
No, Diane, please.

968
00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:14,553
(sighs) Okay.

969
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:17,523
I'm sorry, Professor,
but I'm calling the chief.

970
00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:18,490
Please. Come on.

971
00:39:18,624 --> 00:39:19,891
DIANE:
This experiment is over.

972
00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:20,926
MARMALADE:
Experiments take time.

973
00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:22,260
You couldn't help yourself?

974
00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:23,695
So I had a moment of weakness.
Sue me.

975
00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:25,531
That's gonna be difficult to do
from prison.

976
00:39:25,664 --> 00:39:27,799
Guys, what do we do now?

977
00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:33,104
Hmm. Time to launch
a charm offensive.

978
00:39:33,238 --> 00:39:36,742
Oh, yeah. The full Clooney.

979
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,677
Madam Governor.

980
00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:39,778
Diane.

981
00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:41,413
Do not Clooney me, Wolf.

982
00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:43,749
Oh, I see what's going on.
You think I'm still a Bad Guy,

983
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:46,117
trying to bamboozle
my way to freedom.

984
00:39:46,251 --> 00:39:47,753
But we've changed.

985
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:50,221
That flower of goodness is
blossoming all over the place.

986
00:39:50,355 --> 00:39:53,058
(sighs) Don't you ever
get tired of lying?

987
00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:54,726
(chuckling):
No.

988
00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:56,094
I mean... (stammers) Fudge.

989
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,729
That was... that was
a trick question, right?

990
00:39:57,863 --> 00:40:00,766
(sighs)
I gave you an opportunity--

991
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:02,300
a chance to show the world

992
00:40:02,434 --> 00:40:04,603
that you're more than just
a scary stereotype--

993
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,538
but you're too proud

994
00:40:06,672 --> 00:40:09,140
or too gutless
to take advantage of it.

995
00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:11,042
Gutless? I'm gutless?

996
00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:12,277
(chuckles):
Oh.

997
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,812
I'm sorry, have we met?

998
00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:15,280
I'm the villain of every story.

999
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,648
Guilty until proven innocent.

1000
00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:19,885
Even if by some miracle
we did change,

1001
00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:21,720
who's gonna believe us, huh?

1002
00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:23,655
Of course you wouldn't know
anything about that,

1003
00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:27,659
with your Little Miss Perfect
power suits.

1004
00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:29,861
Is that so?

1005
00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:31,463
Wait a second.

1006
00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:33,264
What did... How did you...

1007
00:40:33,398 --> 00:40:37,636
A wolf and a fox
are not so different.

1008
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,772
Maybe they will believe you,
maybe they won't,

1009
00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:42,273
but it doesn't matter.

1010
00:40:42,407 --> 00:40:44,710
Don't do it for them.
Do it for you.

1011
00:40:44,843 --> 00:40:47,345
This is a chance
to write your own story.

1012
00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:50,448
To find a better life for you
and your friends.

1013
00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:53,018
Come on,
what have you got to lose?

1014
00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:55,120
I don't know. My dignity?

1015
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:59,691
Yeah, well,
that ship has already sailed.

1016
00:41:05,664 --> 00:41:08,466
Believe it or not,
I'm rooting for you, Wolf.

1017
00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:11,436
So you're not gonna
call the chief?

1018
00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:15,140
-I'll see you at the gala.
-(engine starts)

1019
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:18,544
* *

1020
00:41:33,058 --> 00:41:34,760
(cat meows in distance)

1021
00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:38,764
(meowing continues)

1022
00:41:48,106 --> 00:41:49,775
(meows)

1023
00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:52,277
I think we got off
to a bad start.

1024
00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:54,412
The name's Wolf.

1025
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,948
(whimpers)

1026
00:41:57,082 --> 00:41:58,784
Yep. (sighs)

1027
00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:00,251
I get that a lot.

1028
00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:02,621
First impressions and all.

1029
00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:04,590
(whimpers)

1030
00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:06,124
(meows, yowls)

1031
00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:07,893
No, no, no, no. (whimpers)

1032
00:42:09,828 --> 00:42:10,929
(panting)

1033
00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:12,631
(sighs)

1034
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,034
Uh, it's okay. It's okay.

1035
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:18,103
I'm not gonna hurt you.
I know you're scared.

1036
00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:20,338
I would be, too, if I were you.

1037
00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:22,841
Just give me a chance.

1038
00:42:22,974 --> 00:42:24,109
(meows quietly)

1039
00:42:24,242 --> 00:42:27,212
Truth is we actually have
a lot in common.

1040
00:42:27,345 --> 00:42:29,214
Don't tell anyone,

1041
00:42:29,347 --> 00:42:32,083
but I love a little scratch

1042
00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:34,385
on the spot behind my ears.

1043
00:42:34,519 --> 00:42:36,221
You know, right there.

1044
00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:38,423
The best.

1045
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,593
(meows)

1046
00:42:43,028 --> 00:42:45,797
Come on, kitty.

1047
00:42:46,798 --> 00:42:48,366
(sniffing)

1048
00:42:48,499 --> 00:42:50,836
(meows, purrs)

1049
00:42:56,274 --> 00:42:58,509
-* *
-(purring)

1050
00:43:03,682 --> 00:43:06,017
-Yeah. Who's a good kitty?
-(meows)

1051
00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:08,053
-Who's a good kitty?
-TARANTULA: Uh, Wolf?

1052
00:43:08,186 --> 00:43:10,989
Um, you saved him?

1053
00:43:11,122 --> 00:43:12,390
MARMALADE:
Yes!

1054
00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:15,460
(chuckling):
Yes. It's working.

1055
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:16,828
You-you filmed that?

1056
00:43:16,962 --> 00:43:19,397
Yes, and they're starting
to like you.

1057
00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:20,565
SHARK (chuckling):
Yeah!

1058
00:43:20,699 --> 00:43:22,433
-All right!
-(whooping)

1059
00:43:22,567 --> 00:43:23,702
This might just be enough

1060
00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:25,170
to win over the guests
at the gala.

1061
00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:27,272
-Now we're talking!
-Yes! -All right!

1062
00:43:27,405 --> 00:43:30,008
TARANTULA:
Yeah, we did it! All right!

1063
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:31,777
MARMALADE:
Uh, Wolf?

1064
00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:34,312
I must say,
you've really turned a corner.

1065
00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:36,314
-You're really getting it.
-Really?

1066
00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:38,016
-Oh, uh, thanks.
-(meows)

1067
00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:39,184
Now, I mean it.

1068
00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:41,252
And I can see it
from tip to tail.

1069
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:45,556
It's just a shame that you
have to carry all that baggage.

1070
00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:48,927
What are you talk...
You mean the guys?

1071
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:50,328
What do you mean?

1072
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:51,830
MARMALADE:
You have great potential, Wolf,

1073
00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,431
but at some point,
you're going to have to choose

1074
00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:56,702
between your friends
or the good life.

1075
00:44:00,872 --> 00:44:02,908
(snoring)

1076
00:44:05,576 --> 00:44:07,746
Hey. You still awake?

1077
00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:09,414
(cat meows)

1078
00:44:09,547 --> 00:44:11,116
You-you brought the cat in?

1079
00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:12,951
(chuckling):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1080
00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:15,020
I'm just...
I'm just saving it up for later.

1081
00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:16,554
Why? What's up?

1082
00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:19,024
I was just getting
a little worried,

1083
00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:20,826
since you've kind of become a...

1084
00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:22,928
-Become a what?
-(purring)

1085
00:44:23,061 --> 00:44:25,096
You know, teacher's pet.

1086
00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:27,432
Getting all cozy with Marmalade.

1087
00:44:27,565 --> 00:44:29,534
Your tail wagging
and everything.

1088
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,636
Well, yeah, because
it has to be believable.

1089
00:44:31,770 --> 00:44:34,505
Uh-huh. Yeah, I guess so.

1090
00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:37,242
As long as it's all
part of the plan.

1091
00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:40,678
It is all part of the plan,
isn't it?

1092
00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:43,949
Snake, buddy,
who made the plan to begin with?

1093
00:44:44,082 --> 00:44:45,483
You did.

1094
00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:49,087
So I'm the one who sticks
to the plan the most, right?

1095
00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:52,290
Yeah, ri... Uh, yeah, ok...

1096
00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:54,659
I guess that makes sense, yeah.

1097
00:44:54,793 --> 00:44:57,195
But if the plan
were ever to change,

1098
00:44:57,328 --> 00:45:00,031
you'd-you'd tell me, right?

1099
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,669
You have my word.

1100
00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:06,838
Go bad...

1101
00:45:07,638 --> 00:45:09,540
Or go home.

1102
00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:19,550
-Hey, Snake. -Yeah?
-(purring)

1103
00:45:19,684 --> 00:45:21,887
You ever wonder
what it'd be like?

1104
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:24,689
The world loving us
instead of being scared of us?

1105
00:45:24,823 --> 00:45:26,724
You ever...
you ever think about that?

1106
00:45:26,858 --> 00:45:27,993
Loving us?

1107
00:45:28,126 --> 00:45:29,527
(chuckles) Yeah, right.

1108
00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:31,596
I don't waste time
thinking about stuff

1109
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,264
that's never gonna happen.

1110
00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:37,803
(sighs) I can't wait for things
to get back to normal.

1111
00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:47,445
Yeah. Back to normal,
back to normal.

1112
00:45:48,479 --> 00:45:50,481
(sighs)

1113
00:45:51,716 --> 00:45:53,819
(dramatic news theme plays)

1114
00:45:55,954 --> 00:45:58,456
What up?
We are just moments away

1115
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,491
from Professor Marmalade's
Gala for Goodness,

1116
00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:02,660
where the legendary
Love Crater Meteorite

1117
00:46:02,794 --> 00:46:05,797
will be on display
for the first time ever.

1118
00:46:05,931 --> 00:46:08,566
But what everyone
is really buzzing about

1119
00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:12,037
is the Bad Guys, whose
heart-melting rescue video

1120
00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:16,007
has made them an overnight
viral sensation.

1121
00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:19,477
All right, guys,
this is the big one.

1122
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,212
The Golden Dolphin

1123
00:46:21,346 --> 00:46:22,814
is inside a titanium case

1124
00:46:22,948 --> 00:46:24,782
controlled by a randomly
generated five-digit code,

1125
00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:26,451
a code kept safe and secure

1126
00:46:26,584 --> 00:46:29,487
inside a briefcase handcuffed
to the chief of police.

1127
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,489
PIRANHA:
She's not messing around.

1128
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,191
WOLF: The code is only
accessible with

1129
00:46:33,324 --> 00:46:34,926
-her authorized fingerprints.
-SNAKE: Leave that to me.

1130
00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:36,995
WOLF:
While Snake gets the code,

1131
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,496
Shark will secure
the fake Dolphin.

1132
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:40,231
SHARK:
I like the sound of that.

1133
00:46:40,365 --> 00:46:42,100
WOLF: Meanwhile, the rest of us
plant circuit jammers.

1134
00:46:42,233 --> 00:46:44,202
TARANTULA: Allowing me
to hack into the power grid.

1135
00:46:44,335 --> 00:46:45,904
WOLF: At the end of the night,
we toast the professor,

1136
00:46:46,037 --> 00:46:47,939
"Blah-blah-blah, yada yada,"

1137
00:46:48,073 --> 00:46:50,475
and when I say "Marmalade,"
lights go out,

1138
00:46:50,608 --> 00:46:53,411
and we'll have exactly
four seconds to make our move.

1139
00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:55,446
SNAKE:
The old switcheroo.

1140
00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:58,249
WOLF: Chief hands Marmalade
the fake Dolphin,

1141
00:46:58,383 --> 00:47:01,352
we get our pardon, applause,
applause, exit stage right,

1142
00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:03,955
and by the time they realize
what happened...

1143
00:47:04,089 --> 00:47:05,656
(over speakers):
So long, suckers!

1144
00:47:05,790 --> 00:47:07,425
...we'll be driving off
into the sunset,

1145
00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:08,726
legacy cemented.

1146
00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:10,195
-(laughter)
-PIRANHA: Nice.

1147
00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:11,596
Got to hand it to you, buddy.

1148
00:47:11,729 --> 00:47:13,664
You're a real artist.

1149
00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:18,203
Well, Good Guys, this is it.

1150
00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:19,737
Good luck out there.

1151
00:47:19,871 --> 00:47:23,708
Remember, all eyes will be
on you tonight, not me.

1152
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:27,712
Friends, meet the Good Guys!

1153
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,949
(cheering)

1154
00:47:33,418 --> 00:47:35,420
Uh, this is different.

1155
00:47:35,553 --> 00:47:37,522
-Is this a prank?
-What's that sound?

1156
00:47:37,655 --> 00:47:39,724
Like screaming
but not terrified.

1157
00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:42,693
All right, guys,
let's, uh... let's mingle.

1158
00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:44,996
It's crime time, baby.

1159
00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,098
* Fly me to the moon *

1160
00:47:47,232 --> 00:47:49,500
* And let me play
among the stars *

1161
00:47:49,634 --> 00:47:51,036
-Hmm?
-MAN: There you go.

1162
00:47:51,169 --> 00:47:53,238
* Let me see
what spring is like *

1163
00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:55,606
* On Jupiter and Mars *

1164
00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:57,108
* In other words... *

1165
00:47:57,242 --> 00:47:59,310
Okay, fake Dolphin,
fake Dolphin, fake Dolphin.

1166
00:47:59,444 --> 00:48:00,645
Bingo.

1167
00:48:00,778 --> 00:48:02,780
-Mr. Shark, Mr. Shark!
-Ooh!

1168
00:48:02,914 --> 00:48:05,183
Is it true sharks
can smell blood a mile away?

1169
00:48:05,316 --> 00:48:07,452
What? No. That's freaky.

1170
00:48:07,585 --> 00:48:09,420
* Fill my heart with song *

1171
00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:10,922
(Snake chuckling)

1172
00:48:11,056 --> 00:48:12,958
* And let me sing
forevermore... *

1173
00:48:13,091 --> 00:48:14,825
-Oh, Mr. Wolf! Mr. Wolf!
-(chuckling): Hey. Whoa.

1174
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,294
It is a pleasure to meet you.

1175
00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:18,229
-Pleasure is all mine.
-I loved your video.

1176
00:48:18,363 --> 00:48:20,165
Can I get a picture for my kids?

1177
00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:22,700
Uh, hey, just a minute, guys.
Let me... let me, uh...

1178
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:25,136
I got... I'll be right back.

1179
00:48:25,270 --> 00:48:27,438
* In other words,
I love you... *

1180
00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:31,676
Okay, Wolf, what are you up to?

1181
00:48:32,643 --> 00:48:34,679
Yeah, with criminals like this,

1182
00:48:34,812 --> 00:48:38,149
you got to be crafty,
subtle, invisible.

1183
00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:41,619
And then the moment
they let their guard down...

1184
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,721
-whammo!
-(groans)

1185
00:48:43,854 --> 00:48:45,056
You gotta spring the trap!

1186
00:48:45,190 --> 00:48:47,625
(chuckling):
Always one step ahead.

1187
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,261
I think I've earned
a tonic water.

1188
00:48:50,395 --> 00:48:52,563
Put it in a fun glass, huh?

1189
00:48:52,697 --> 00:48:54,499
Oh! Nice.

1190
00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:56,367
-(Snake groans)
-(gasps)

1191
00:48:56,501 --> 00:48:58,103
-Oh, no.
-(gasps)

1192
00:48:58,236 --> 00:49:00,005
Hey. (stammers)

1193
00:49:01,506 --> 00:49:03,174
(gasps)

1194
00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:06,477
-(chuckles nervously)
-Hey.

1195
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,113
That's right.

1196
00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:10,281
-Be intimidated.
-(Snake groans)

1197
00:49:11,416 --> 00:49:12,984
Mm.

1198
00:49:14,652 --> 00:49:15,987
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1199
00:49:16,121 --> 00:49:20,625
-* Look... at me *
-(guests murmuring)

1200
00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:24,495
-What?
-Hmm?

1201
00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:26,397
(groans)

1202
00:49:26,531 --> 00:49:32,270
* Tell me what... you see *

1203
00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:39,577
* Am I good... or bad? *

1204
00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:40,778
(chuckles nervously)

1205
00:49:40,911 --> 00:49:42,647
(record scratching)

1206
00:49:42,780 --> 00:49:48,419
* Don't you judge... so fast *

1207
00:49:48,553 --> 00:49:50,221
(cheering)

1208
00:49:50,355 --> 00:49:53,058
* Hey, hey, hey,
I know you think you know me *

1209
00:49:53,191 --> 00:49:54,892
* You've made
your own conclusion *

1210
00:49:55,026 --> 00:49:57,062
* You think that I look scary *

1211
00:49:57,195 --> 00:49:58,229
(groans)

1212
00:49:58,363 --> 00:50:00,465
* Well, that's
your own delusion *

1213
00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:02,033
* Listen when I tell you *

1214
00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:04,069
* There's more
than meets the eye *

1215
00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:06,137
-* So take a closer look *
-(groans)

1216
00:50:06,271 --> 00:50:08,806
* To find a real good guy *

1217
00:50:08,939 --> 00:50:11,209
* We're not the Bad Guys... *

1218
00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:12,343
DIANE:
Mr. Wolf.

1219
00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:14,145
Diane. Yeah, what a surprise.

1220
00:50:14,279 --> 00:50:15,746
You know,
if I didn't know better,

1221
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,282
I'd think that
you were avoiding me.

1222
00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:18,616
Avoiding you?

1223
00:50:18,749 --> 00:50:20,418
Wh-Why would I do that?

1224
00:50:21,419 --> 00:50:22,787
Okay.

1225
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:26,457
But I have to say,
I'm a little disappointed.

1226
00:50:27,258 --> 00:50:30,228
I was hoping you were gonna
ask me to dance.

1227
00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:31,562
Oh.

1228
00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:33,131
* Get up on the floor *

1229
00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:35,200
* We're gonna be good tonight *

1230
00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:37,268
* Wanna get you feeling right *

1231
00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:39,804
* We're gonna be good tonight *

1232
00:50:39,937 --> 00:50:41,572
* We're the Good, Good Guys *

1233
00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:43,841
* We're gonna be good tonight *

1234
00:50:43,974 --> 00:50:45,610
* Wanna get you feeling right *

1235
00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:47,778
* We're gonna be good tonight *

1236
00:50:47,912 --> 00:50:50,415
* We're the Good, Good Guys *

1237
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,350
* Come on! Ooh... *

1238
00:50:52,483 --> 00:50:55,286
I see.
You lost the sheep's clothing.

1239
00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:58,323
Yeah. Figured it was time I got
comfortable in my own fur.

1240
00:50:58,456 --> 00:51:00,091
PIRANHA: If you're
feeling good in here...

1241
00:51:00,225 --> 00:51:02,560
I said, if you're feeling
good in here...

1242
00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:04,262
(laughter)

1243
00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:05,463
* Oh, yeah *

1244
00:51:05,596 --> 00:51:06,997
I think I like the new you.

1245
00:51:07,132 --> 00:51:08,566
Well, that makes two of us.

1246
00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:13,304
* We're all here to have
a good, good time *

1247
00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:17,208
* Let the rhythm move you
and open up your mind *

1248
00:51:17,342 --> 00:51:22,113
* Next time you see me
in your neighborhood *

1249
00:51:22,247 --> 00:51:25,750
* Don't you be thinking
that I'm up to no good *

1250
00:51:25,883 --> 00:51:29,854
* I just want you
to give me a chance *

1251
00:51:29,987 --> 00:51:33,758
* I know your body
really wants to dance *

1252
00:51:33,891 --> 00:51:35,626
* So leave your judgments... *

1253
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,029
Break out the umbrellas,
because it's raining money.

1254
00:51:39,164 --> 00:51:41,599
All because of-- I can't even
believe I'm saying this--

1255
00:51:41,732 --> 00:51:44,335
all because of the Bad Guys.

1256
00:51:44,469 --> 00:51:46,271
* Wanna get you feeling right *

1257
00:51:46,404 --> 00:51:48,072
* We're gonna be good tonight *

1258
00:51:48,206 --> 00:51:50,074
* We're the Good, Good Guys *

1259
00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:52,677
* We're gonna be good tonight *

1260
00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,612
* Wanna get you feeling right *

1261
00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:56,514
* We're gonna be good tonight *

1262
00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:59,584
* We're the Good,
Good Guys, whoo... *

1263
00:51:59,717 --> 00:52:01,452
So, how does it feel

1264
00:52:01,586 --> 00:52:04,289
to have everyone
not fear you for a change?

1265
00:52:04,422 --> 00:52:06,957
-(panting)
-(music continues muffled)

1266
00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:09,494
(muffled cheering)

1267
00:52:12,029 --> 00:52:14,499
It feels good.

1268
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:16,100
Real good.

1269
00:52:16,234 --> 00:52:17,835
Diane...

1270
00:52:19,770 --> 00:52:21,339
(gasps softly)

1271
00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:23,308
It belongs to you.

1272
00:52:23,441 --> 00:52:25,243
(music unmuffles)

1273
00:52:25,376 --> 00:52:26,777
-* We're gonna be
good tonight * -* Uh-huh *

1274
00:52:26,911 --> 00:52:28,413
* We're gonna be good tonight *

1275
00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:31,482
* Ah, one, two, three,
we're the Good, Good Guys *

1276
00:52:31,616 --> 00:52:34,151
-* We're gonna be
good tonight * -* So good *

1277
00:52:34,285 --> 00:52:36,221
* Gonna get you feeling right *

1278
00:52:36,354 --> 00:52:38,289
-* We're gonna be
good tonight * -* So good *

1279
00:52:38,423 --> 00:52:40,891
* We're the Good, Good Guys *

1280
00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:45,796
* Oh, yeah... *

1281
00:52:45,930 --> 00:52:48,065
-(song ends)
-(cheering and applause)

1282
00:52:49,634 --> 00:52:51,636
(sound of fireworks whistling
and exploding)

1283
00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:53,438
Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Wolf.

1284
00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:55,139
As you know,
the money raised tonight

1285
00:52:55,273 --> 00:52:58,276
will be delivered tomorrow
to schools, hospitals

1286
00:52:58,409 --> 00:53:00,445
and other worthy causes
across the city.

1287
00:53:00,578 --> 00:53:01,679
(cheering)

1288
00:53:01,812 --> 00:53:03,981
Uh... (clears throat)

1289
00:53:04,114 --> 00:53:07,151
I just want to take
a moment to recognize

1290
00:53:07,285 --> 00:53:09,420
the one responsible
for our new outlook.

1291
00:53:09,554 --> 00:53:12,056
Our brilliant mentor,

1292
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:13,791
-a paragon of enlightenment...
-Do it. -Come on.

1293
00:53:13,924 --> 00:53:16,927
...the one and only
Professor...

1294
00:53:19,564 --> 00:53:21,732
-TARANTULA: Wolf, do it.
-WOLF: ...uh, Professor...

1295
00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:23,133
(hisses)

1296
00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:25,470
...um...

1297
00:53:27,305 --> 00:53:29,440
...Professor Marmalade!

1298
00:53:29,574 --> 00:53:31,242
(cheering)

1299
00:53:32,109 --> 00:53:34,379
Chief, may I do the honors?

1300
00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:38,683
That's not the plan.

1301
00:53:38,816 --> 00:53:39,850
What is happening?

1302
00:53:39,984 --> 00:53:41,386
He's gone rogue.

1303
00:53:42,853 --> 00:53:44,689
A deal's a deal.

1304
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:48,559
By the power vested in me,
it is a pleasure

1305
00:53:48,693 --> 00:53:51,195
to grant the Bad Guys
a full par...

1306
00:53:51,329 --> 00:53:53,564
(guests gasping, murmuring)

1307
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,802
-That was weird.
-MAN: The meteorite is gone!

1308
00:53:57,935 --> 00:53:59,304
Somebody stole it!

1309
00:54:01,872 --> 00:54:03,274
-(chief groans)
-Chief.

1310
00:54:03,408 --> 00:54:05,276
-Wolf. (growls)
-Come on.

1311
00:54:05,410 --> 00:54:07,044
You can't possibly think
that we did this.

1312
00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:09,380
(over speakers):
So long, suckers!

1313
00:54:10,481 --> 00:54:11,882
Run!

1314
00:54:12,016 --> 00:54:13,351
Get them!

1315
00:54:13,484 --> 00:54:15,986
(clamoring)

1316
00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:23,093
Uh... (chuckles)

1317
00:54:23,227 --> 00:54:25,530
-(panting)
-(officers grunting)

1318
00:54:26,797 --> 00:54:28,466
Here. Here.

1319
00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:31,168
-What are you doing?
-I'm giving it all back.

1320
00:54:31,302 --> 00:54:32,403
Huh?

1321
00:54:32,537 --> 00:54:34,605
-(clamoring)
-Excuse me.

1322
00:54:34,739 --> 00:54:36,774
(panting, grunting)

1323
00:54:37,642 --> 00:54:40,144
-What happened back there?
-I couldn't do it.

1324
00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:42,012
What do you mean,
you couldn't do it?

1325
00:54:42,146 --> 00:54:43,414
-I-I-I just... I...
-No!

1326
00:54:43,548 --> 00:54:45,850
-I do not run.
-OFFICERS: Hut, hut, hut...

1327
00:54:45,983 --> 00:54:47,652
That is not how I roll.

1328
00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:49,587
Piranha,
don't do anything crazy.

1329
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:51,055
(laughing)

1330
00:54:51,188 --> 00:54:54,492
Crazy is what I bring
to the party, chico.

1331
00:54:58,829 --> 00:55:00,998
(Shark groans)

1332
00:55:02,367 --> 00:55:03,734
Hey, you're making a mistake.

1333
00:55:03,868 --> 00:55:04,835
We didn't do it.

1334
00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:06,103
I know we always say that,

1335
00:55:06,236 --> 00:55:07,304
but this time
it's actually true.

1336
00:55:07,438 --> 00:55:09,306
A-la-la-la-la. Can't hear you.

1337
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,542
-Guilty, guilty, guilty.
-Talk to Marmalade.

1338
00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:13,478
We're really good now.
He'll tell you.

1339
00:55:13,611 --> 00:55:14,712
Professor!

1340
00:55:14,845 --> 00:55:17,114
Tonight's headline:
Change is impossible.

1341
00:55:17,247 --> 00:55:19,116
You should always judge
a book by its cover,

1342
00:55:19,249 --> 00:55:21,486
and all stereotypes
have been affirmed.

1343
00:55:21,619 --> 00:55:23,220
MARMALADE:
Stop, for goodness' sake!

1344
00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:24,655
Let me speak to them.

1345
00:55:24,789 --> 00:55:27,324
I'm-I'm sure there's been
some misunderstanding.

1346
00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,260
-(door opens)
-Ah, Professor Marmalade.

1347
00:55:30,395 --> 00:55:31,762
You've got five minutes.

1348
00:55:31,896 --> 00:55:33,898
No deals this time.

1349
00:55:34,031 --> 00:55:35,065
Y-You have to help us.

1350
00:55:35,199 --> 00:55:36,734
Tell 'em.
Tell 'em we didn't do it.

1351
00:55:36,867 --> 00:55:38,736
There, there.
Of course you didn't do it.

1352
00:55:38,869 --> 00:55:40,004
How could you?

1353
00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:43,508
After all,
you're such a good boy.

1354
00:55:44,308 --> 00:55:47,678
You're such a good boy.

1355
00:55:47,812 --> 00:55:49,514
That shiver up my spine.

1356
00:55:49,647 --> 00:55:51,882
The wag in my tiny tail.

1357
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,250
Arrest them!

1358
00:55:53,384 --> 00:55:55,152
What if we tried
a little experiment, Diane?

1359
00:55:55,285 --> 00:55:57,588
As you know,
my Gala for Goodness...

1360
00:55:57,722 --> 00:55:59,957
TIFFANY: Where the legendary
Love Crater Meteorite

1361
00:56:00,090 --> 00:56:02,627
will be on display
for the first time ever.

1362
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:06,063
All eyes will be
on you tonight, not me.

1363
00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:08,132
WOMAN:
You're such a...

1364
00:56:08,265 --> 00:56:10,568
MARMALADE:
Good boy.

1365
00:56:11,569 --> 00:56:12,970
You.

1366
00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:14,672
It was all you.

1367
00:56:14,805 --> 00:56:16,206
What are you talking about,
Wolf?

1368
00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:17,608
The old lady,
the Golden Dolphin,

1369
00:56:17,742 --> 00:56:19,477
good training--
it was all to get us here,

1370
00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:21,846
so he could steal the meteorite
and let us take the fall.

1371
00:56:21,979 --> 00:56:23,648
Whoa. Whoa, what old lady?

1372
00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:26,283
And-and why would a guinea pig
want a meteorite anyway?

1373
00:56:26,417 --> 00:56:29,186
(Marmalade chuckling)

1374
00:56:29,319 --> 00:56:32,122
Uh, guys, he's creeping me out.

1375
00:56:32,256 --> 00:56:33,858
Wait, what? What's going on?

1376
00:56:33,991 --> 00:56:35,259
Someone turn me around.

1377
00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:37,027
MARMALADE:
Well, well.

1378
00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:39,063
So, you finally get it.

1379
00:56:39,196 --> 00:56:40,598
-Wait.
-What?

1380
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:42,199
You stole the meteorite?

1381
00:56:42,332 --> 00:56:44,301
Oh, it's not just a meteorite.

1382
00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:45,870
I told you guys it's a butt.

1383
00:56:46,003 --> 00:56:47,204
It's not a butt!

1384
00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:48,539
(takes deep breath)

1385
00:56:48,673 --> 00:56:51,141
It's the ultimate power source.

1386
00:56:51,275 --> 00:56:54,144
You see, when it struck,
scientists found that

1387
00:56:54,278 --> 00:56:56,013
it emitted
an electromagnetic frequency

1388
00:56:56,146 --> 00:56:58,082
unlike anything else on Earth.

1389
00:56:58,215 --> 00:56:59,884
I'm going to harness its power

1390
00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:03,220
to pull off the greatest heist
the world has ever seen.

1391
00:57:04,021 --> 00:57:05,956
You should've eaten him
when you had the chance.

1392
00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:07,558
-Yep.
-But why us?

1393
00:57:07,692 --> 00:57:09,927
Because you're
the perfect patsies.

1394
00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:13,531
Come on, when people look up
"bad" in the dictionary,

1395
00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:16,133
do they see a sweet,
adorable guinea pig?

1396
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:18,135
No. They see you.

1397
00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:20,505
And they always will.

1398
00:57:20,638 --> 00:57:21,906
Okay, fine.

1399
00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:23,307
But you set us up.

1400
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,709
(chuckling):
Oh, pish-pish.

1401
00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:27,678
Let's be honest--
evolution set you up.

1402
00:57:27,812 --> 00:57:30,014
But Wolfie here
really clinched it.

1403
00:57:30,147 --> 00:57:32,950
You fell for every one
of my traps,

1404
00:57:33,083 --> 00:57:36,887
starting with saving
a helpless little old lady.

1405
00:57:37,021 --> 00:57:40,190
Wolf, what's he talking about?

1406
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:43,994
MARMALADE:
Whoops.

1407
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:46,864
Did I say too much?

1408
00:57:46,997 --> 00:57:49,333
Anyhoo, looks like, yet again,

1409
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:53,103
the Big Bad Wolf got outsmarted
by a little piggy.

1410
00:57:53,237 --> 00:57:56,073
You little pouchy-cheeked rat!

1411
00:57:56,206 --> 00:57:57,608
I'll kill you! You hear me?

1412
00:57:57,742 --> 00:57:59,877
-You're dead! You're de...
-Help! Help! Help!

1413
00:58:00,010 --> 00:58:01,646
The Big Bad Wolf
is attacking me.

1414
00:58:01,779 --> 00:58:04,314
Oh, now you are done
forever, Wolf!

1415
00:58:09,419 --> 00:58:12,222
-(engine revs)
-(sirens wailing)

1416
00:58:13,558 --> 00:58:15,392
-(Marmalade whimpering)
-TIFFANY: Professor, Professor,

1417
00:58:15,526 --> 00:58:17,461
any thoughts
on how the Bad Guys managed

1418
00:58:17,595 --> 00:58:19,997
to steal the meteorite
in plain sight?

1419
00:58:20,130 --> 00:58:21,365
Well, off the top of my head,

1420
00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:23,233
perhaps they accessed the site
previously

1421
00:58:23,367 --> 00:58:24,635
and set up an intricate system

1422
00:58:24,769 --> 00:58:26,303
-of tunnels and trapdoors...
-TIFFANY: Uh-huh.

1423
00:58:26,436 --> 00:58:27,772
MARMALADE: ...that could be
remotely triggered

1424
00:58:27,905 --> 00:58:29,373
to suck the meteorite down
into a holding area,

1425
00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:31,075
-but how should I know?
-TIFFANY: Totally.

1426
00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:33,944
MARMALADE: I mean, they're the
deranged masterminds, not me.

1427
00:58:56,166 --> 00:58:58,636
WOLF:
I'm giving it all back.

1428
00:59:00,771 --> 00:59:02,640
(wind howling)

1429
00:59:02,773 --> 00:59:04,809
* *

1430
00:59:22,492 --> 00:59:24,228
SHARK: I can't believe
we got double-crossed

1431
00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:25,663
by a tiny rodent.

1432
00:59:25,796 --> 00:59:28,132
Oh, we got double-crossed
by a rodent all right,

1433
00:59:28,265 --> 00:59:30,968
-but, uh, not a tiny one.
-What?

1434
00:59:31,101 --> 00:59:33,604
This was supposed to be
us conning Marmalade.

1435
00:59:33,738 --> 00:59:36,907
It turns out
it was Wolf conning us.

1436
00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:38,575
(retching)

1437
00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:40,577
Does that sound familiar
to you, Wolf?

1438
00:59:40,711 --> 00:59:42,379
Why-why would you think that?

1439
00:59:42,512 --> 00:59:45,115
Oh, I don't know, maybe because
you just sabotaged

1440
00:59:45,249 --> 00:59:47,351
the biggest heist of our lives.

1441
00:59:47,484 --> 00:59:50,587
I think you owe us
an explanation, buddy.

1442
00:59:50,721 --> 00:59:52,022
(sighs)

1443
00:59:52,156 --> 00:59:53,257
Okay. You're right.

1444
00:59:53,390 --> 00:59:54,925
This is what happened.

1445
00:59:55,059 --> 00:59:57,594
Back in the museum, I just tried
to steal an old lady's purse.

1446
00:59:57,728 --> 00:59:59,563
-(camera shutter snaps)
-Classic snatch and grab.

1447
00:59:59,697 --> 01:00:01,899
Tried to? Since when do you try

1448
01:00:02,032 --> 01:00:03,901
to steal something
and not just steal it?

1449
01:00:04,034 --> 01:00:07,271
I was trying to steal the purse
when the old lady fell and...

1450
01:00:07,404 --> 01:00:09,373
(clears throat)
I kind of helped her.

1451
01:00:09,506 --> 01:00:10,407
-What?
-(camera shutter snaps)

1452
01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:12,509
I kind of helped her.

1453
01:00:12,643 --> 01:00:14,511
-But then you stole her purse.
-(camera shutter snaps)

1454
01:00:14,645 --> 01:00:15,946
(chuckling):
No, I didn't.

1455
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,448
I saved the old lady,
and she hugged me,

1456
01:00:18,582 --> 01:00:21,085
and my tail wagged,
and I didn't know what it was,

1457
01:00:21,218 --> 01:00:24,588
but it felt, uh,
you know... good.

1458
01:00:24,722 --> 01:00:26,190
(Shark, Tarantula
and Piranha gasp)

1459
01:00:26,323 --> 01:00:27,357
Ah.

1460
01:00:27,491 --> 01:00:29,293
But then you stole the purse.

1461
01:00:29,426 --> 01:00:30,861
OTHERS:
No!

1462
01:00:30,995 --> 01:00:33,230
You know, I heard
what the pig said to you

1463
01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:34,932
about cutting us loose.

1464
01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:36,734
Wait. Like, "us" us?

1465
01:00:36,867 --> 01:00:38,836
But I never thought
you'd actually do it, man.

1466
01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,404
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1467
01:00:40,537 --> 01:00:42,940
I-I would never...
I was trying to...

1468
01:00:43,073 --> 01:00:45,142
I was trying to find us
a better life.

1469
01:00:45,275 --> 01:00:48,746
Our life was perfect
until you decided to ruin it.

1470
01:00:48,879 --> 01:00:50,080
I didn't.

1471
01:00:50,214 --> 01:00:51,648
You guys felt it at the gala.

1472
01:00:51,782 --> 01:00:53,617
The clapping, the cheering.

1473
01:00:53,751 --> 01:00:56,020
We were more than...
than just scary villains.

1474
01:00:56,153 --> 01:00:57,254
They loved us.

1475
01:00:57,387 --> 01:00:59,824
Oh, yeah?
If they loved us so much,

1476
01:00:59,957 --> 01:01:03,560
how come we're in prison
for a crime we didn't commit?

1477
01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:05,830
You know what?
I'll give Marmalade this.

1478
01:01:05,963 --> 01:01:07,998
At least he sees the world
for what it is:

1479
01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:10,267
a place where
some people are scary

1480
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,302
and some people are scared.

1481
01:01:12,436 --> 01:01:13,670
Oh, yeah?

1482
01:01:13,804 --> 01:01:15,372
Well, I'm tired of being scary.

1483
01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:17,074
I'm-I'm tired of
being an outcast.

1484
01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:18,809
Maybe I don't want to be a...

1485
01:01:18,943 --> 01:01:20,277
What? A Bad Guy?

1486
01:01:20,410 --> 01:01:22,446
Don't want to be
a Bad Guy anymore, huh?

1487
01:01:22,579 --> 01:01:24,681
Say it, Wolf.

1488
01:01:26,751 --> 01:01:28,218
Yeah, I thought so.

1489
01:01:28,352 --> 01:01:30,354
And us, your lifelong friends?

1490
01:01:30,487 --> 01:01:31,956
We're just holding you back?

1491
01:01:32,089 --> 01:01:33,891
Yeah, maybe you are!

1492
01:01:34,925 --> 01:01:36,126
(gasps)

1493
01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:37,862
(snarls) Take it back!

1494
01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:40,464
-(gasping)
-Take it back! Apologize!

1495
01:01:40,597 --> 01:01:42,332
GUARD:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

1496
01:01:42,466 --> 01:01:43,968
Prison is no place for fighting.

1497
01:01:44,101 --> 01:01:45,435
(guard yells)

1498
01:01:45,569 --> 01:01:47,371
(groaning):
Tell that to him.

1499
01:01:47,504 --> 01:01:48,839
Huh?

1500
01:01:48,973 --> 01:01:51,008
* *

1501
01:01:52,977 --> 01:01:55,545
-(chuckling): What?
-(guards yelling)

1502
01:01:55,679 --> 01:01:57,915
(grunting, yelling)

1503
01:02:01,585 --> 01:02:03,520
(grunting rapidly)

1504
01:02:03,653 --> 01:02:06,090
(grunting and yelling continue)

1505
01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:12,096
(guard yelling)

1506
01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:13,798
-Shh.
-(grunts)

1507
01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:18,903
(grunting and yelling continue)

1508
01:02:19,369 --> 01:02:21,038
-(crunching)
-(grunting)

1509
01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:26,877
(screams, whimpers)

1510
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,949
GUARD:
Run!

1511
01:02:35,019 --> 01:02:37,087
(groans)

1512
01:02:38,388 --> 01:02:39,957
-Oh!
-W-W-Wait, wait. Ho-Hold on.

1513
01:02:41,058 --> 01:02:42,226
(others gasping)

1514
01:02:42,359 --> 01:02:43,293
ALL:
Diane?

1515
01:02:43,427 --> 01:02:44,561
But how do you know how to do

1516
01:02:44,694 --> 01:02:45,863
all of that
kick-kick-punch-punch?

1517
01:02:45,996 --> 01:02:48,232
Wait a sec,
you're the Crimson Paw?

1518
01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:50,634
* *

1519
01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:52,236
WOLF:
The queen of cons,

1520
01:02:52,369 --> 01:02:53,637
acrobatic Swiss Army knife.

1521
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,105
Stole the Zumpango diamond
twice.

1522
01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:57,607
Once for profit,
second time just for fun.

1523
01:02:57,741 --> 01:03:00,144
Never identified, never caught.

1524
01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:03,113
(chuckles) Guess I'm still
the best bad guy

1525
01:03:03,247 --> 01:03:05,115
the world has ever seen.

1526
01:03:05,249 --> 01:03:07,684
-Ugh, at least I used to be.
-(alarm blaring)

1527
01:03:07,818 --> 01:03:09,153
-(Shark gasps)
-TARANTULA: Huh?

1528
01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:12,089
(guards yelling)

1529
01:03:13,190 --> 01:03:14,591
(yells)

1530
01:03:14,724 --> 01:03:17,661
(explosions booming)

1531
01:03:18,495 --> 01:03:20,197
Nope, I'm still the best.

1532
01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:22,732
Just like riding
a stolen bicycle.

1533
01:03:22,867 --> 01:03:25,402
Oh, uh, you got a little...
Ouch.

1534
01:03:25,535 --> 01:03:27,604
Hey, wh-why did you
save us anyway?

1535
01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:29,840
After the gala,
I knew something wasn't right,

1536
01:03:29,974 --> 01:03:31,976
so I did some investigating,
and that meteor...

1537
01:03:32,109 --> 01:03:35,379
I know. Some kind of cosmic
mega-super-antennae thing.

1538
01:03:35,512 --> 01:03:38,215
Right. If conducted through
an array of ionized crystals,

1539
01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:40,217
it will generate a massive
psychokinetic field

1540
01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:41,551
the size of a city.

1541
01:03:41,685 --> 01:03:43,020
Oh, my gosh.
Did I interrupt you?

1542
01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:44,254
Were you gonna say that?

1543
01:03:44,388 --> 01:03:46,957
Uh, I-I-I was gonna be
a little more technical,

1544
01:03:47,091 --> 01:03:49,994
-but you got the gist of it.
-(chuckles)

1545
01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:54,198
Marmalade needs to be stopped,
but I can't do it alone.

1546
01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:56,433
You know his compound
better than anyone.

1547
01:03:56,566 --> 01:03:58,202
You can count on us.

1548
01:03:58,335 --> 01:03:59,503
Right, guys?

1549
01:03:59,636 --> 01:04:01,538
There is no "us."

1550
01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:03,207
We're through, Wolf.

1551
01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:04,741
Done. Finito.

1552
01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:07,211
Because of that little tiff
back there?

1553
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:09,546
Come on, man, that's what we do.

1554
01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:11,248
You serve, I volley.

1555
01:04:11,381 --> 01:04:13,350
That's our little dance.

1556
01:04:13,483 --> 01:04:15,552
Not this time.

1557
01:04:18,455 --> 01:04:20,190
* *

1558
01:04:20,324 --> 01:04:21,725
Piranha?

1559
01:04:25,095 --> 01:04:26,296
Webs?

1560
01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:28,032
Sorry, Wolfie.

1561
01:04:29,799 --> 01:04:31,101
(chuckling):
Shark.

1562
01:04:31,235 --> 01:04:32,602
SHARK:
Hmm.

1563
01:04:32,736 --> 01:04:34,404
WOLF:
Hey.

1564
01:04:34,538 --> 01:04:36,106
Guys?

1565
01:04:37,074 --> 01:04:38,375
Guys?

1566
01:04:39,176 --> 01:04:42,712
You want to know why
I hate birthdays, Wolf? Do you?

1567
01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:47,817
When you grow up a snake,
nobody shows up to your party.

1568
01:04:47,952 --> 01:04:50,921
Birthdays are a constant
reminder that out there

1569
01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:56,060
I'm just a scary,
good-for-nothing monster.

1570
01:04:57,494 --> 01:04:59,163
Yeah.

1571
01:04:59,296 --> 01:05:02,099
But nothing compares
to having the one guy...

1572
01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:05,502
the one guy I thought
I could trust

1573
01:05:05,635 --> 01:05:07,737
stab me in the back.

1574
01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:13,910
Come on, guys.
Let's get out of here.

1575
01:05:22,186 --> 01:05:24,221
* *

1576
01:05:33,697 --> 01:05:35,265
(no audio)

1577
01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:38,768
* *

1578
01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:44,674
* *

1579
01:05:54,551 --> 01:05:57,254
(electrical crackling)

1580
01:05:57,387 --> 01:05:59,623
(rhythmic pulsing)

1581
01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:05,029
Now, this is what
a true bad guy looks like.

1582
01:06:05,162 --> 01:06:07,197
(electronic tone)

1583
01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:13,903
What do you say
we have some fun?

1584
01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:18,642
(rumbling)

1585
01:06:18,775 --> 01:06:19,876
(laughing maniacally)

1586
01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:22,812
(explosive whooshing)

1587
01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:25,949
(gasps, grunts)

1588
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:28,318
(screams)

1589
01:06:32,189 --> 01:06:34,724
(chittering)

1590
01:06:38,895 --> 01:06:40,930
(screaming)

1591
01:06:42,899 --> 01:06:45,135
(squeaky chittering)

1592
01:06:52,809 --> 01:06:55,545
Hey. You okay?

1593
01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:57,314
No, I'm not okay.

1594
01:06:57,447 --> 01:07:00,150
I'm very, very un-okay.

1595
01:07:00,284 --> 01:07:01,318
(grumbles)

1596
01:07:01,451 --> 01:07:03,320
Just left the only friends
I have ever had,

1597
01:07:03,453 --> 01:07:06,790
so what am I... (sighs)
what am I doing?

1598
01:07:07,691 --> 01:07:09,459
(sighs)

1599
01:07:09,593 --> 01:07:12,396
I know this isn't easy,

1600
01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:14,664
leaving everything behind.

1601
01:07:14,798 --> 01:07:16,133
-Do you?
-Yeah.

1602
01:07:16,266 --> 01:07:18,602
I was the best thief
in the world.

1603
01:07:18,735 --> 01:07:22,606
Fast, fearless, inventive.

1604
01:07:22,739 --> 01:07:25,575
I just had one thing
left to steal.

1605
01:07:25,709 --> 01:07:27,344
The Golden Dolphin.

1606
01:07:27,477 --> 01:07:29,346
So you went after it.

1607
01:07:29,479 --> 01:07:31,348
I didn't just go after it.

1608
01:07:32,516 --> 01:07:34,418
I had it.

1609
01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:36,786
And a clear escape route.

1610
01:07:39,356 --> 01:07:41,325
But...

1611
01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:43,960
all I saw in the end
was the tricky fox

1612
01:07:44,094 --> 01:07:46,863
that they always told me I was.

1613
01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:50,100
It changed everything.

1614
01:07:50,234 --> 01:07:52,702
So, now,
instead of hurting people,

1615
01:07:52,836 --> 01:07:54,404
I'm helping them. (sighs)

1616
01:07:54,538 --> 01:07:56,106
I'm still me. (chuckles)

1617
01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:59,343
I'm just me on the right side.

1618
01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:02,279
You're doing the right thing.

1619
01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:05,882
And someday your friends,
if they're real friends,

1620
01:08:06,015 --> 01:08:08,218
I think they'll understand.

1621
01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:11,155
Now, come on, let's get inside.

1622
01:08:11,288 --> 01:08:14,124
-You look like you just busted
out of a prison. -(chuckles)

1623
01:08:14,258 --> 01:08:16,126
(both gasp)

1624
01:08:16,260 --> 01:08:17,527
(chitters)

1625
01:08:17,661 --> 01:08:18,995
-Guinea pigs? (gasps)
-(footsteps scurrying on roof)

1626
01:08:19,129 --> 01:08:20,464
BOTH:
Marmalade.

1627
01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:21,598
Let's bounce.

1628
01:08:21,731 --> 01:08:23,367
* *

1629
01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:26,136
So this is the hideout
of the great Crimson Paw.

1630
01:08:26,270 --> 01:08:27,537
-(Diane chuckles)
-(microwave beeping)

1631
01:08:27,671 --> 01:08:28,805
Snack break?

1632
01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:30,674
Okay, oddly timed,
but you do you.

1633
01:08:30,807 --> 01:08:31,875
(yells)

1634
01:08:32,008 --> 01:08:33,042
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Identity verified.

1635
01:08:33,177 --> 01:08:35,412
-What?
-Welcome, Diane.

1636
01:08:41,151 --> 01:08:44,221
-Whoa! Holy moly!
-(laughing)

1637
01:08:44,354 --> 01:08:46,656
(sighs)
It's so good to be home.

1638
01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:47,891
Are you kidding me?

1639
01:08:48,024 --> 01:08:49,659
Laser-sighted zip line?

1640
01:08:49,793 --> 01:08:52,362
The XM-2400 radar jammer?
No way.

1641
01:08:52,496 --> 01:08:54,631
I actually prefer
the earlier model.

1642
01:08:54,764 --> 01:08:56,533
Agree to disagree.

1643
01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,268
Uh, this stuff is nice, too.

1644
01:08:58,402 --> 01:08:59,436
(screams)

1645
01:08:59,569 --> 01:09:00,904
Yeah, that's a blowtorch.

1646
01:09:01,037 --> 01:09:03,039
Also, not really your color.

1647
01:09:03,173 --> 01:09:04,341
(groans)

1648
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,142
All righty, Marmalade.

1649
01:09:06,276 --> 01:09:09,813
What are you up to,
you fuzzy little weirdo?

1650
01:09:09,946 --> 01:09:11,481
We need eyes on the city.

1651
01:09:11,615 --> 01:09:12,949
Let's see if we can't hack

1652
01:09:13,082 --> 01:09:14,351
into the government's
surveillance satellite.

1653
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,220
But you're the governor.
Couldn't you just ask?

1654
01:09:16,353 --> 01:09:18,522
Yeah, but... (splutters)
the paperwork.

1655
01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:21,891
(Diane muttering)

1656
01:09:23,393 --> 01:09:27,163
I am definitely picking up
on suspicious activity here.

1657
01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:29,466
Those are guinea pig
heat signatures.

1658
01:09:29,599 --> 01:09:31,868
Marmalade seems to be
controlling them.

1659
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:34,003
But to do what?

1660
01:09:34,137 --> 01:09:35,572
There are no obvious targets.

1661
01:09:37,574 --> 01:09:39,976
That's because
they're moving targets.

1662
01:09:40,109 --> 01:09:43,079
DIANE:
(gasps) His charity fundraiser.

1663
01:09:43,213 --> 01:09:45,482
He's gonna steal the money
raised in his own name?

1664
01:09:45,615 --> 01:09:48,151
It's the greatest heist
the world's ever seen.

1665
01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:50,320
$1 billion inside trucks,

1666
01:09:50,454 --> 01:09:52,456
on their way to charities
all over the city.

1667
01:09:52,589 --> 01:09:53,990
We need to cut off
Marmalade's communication

1668
01:09:54,123 --> 01:09:55,158
with his guinea pig army.

1669
01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:56,826
If there's no signal...

1670
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,161
There's no heist.

1671
01:09:58,295 --> 01:10:00,397
BOTH:
We have to steal the meteorite.

1672
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:01,631
That was very cute,

1673
01:10:01,765 --> 01:10:03,199
-that thing we just did there.
-All right.

1674
01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:05,702
Put on your big-girl pants.
We're gearing up.

1675
01:10:05,835 --> 01:10:08,405
* *

1676
01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:13,009
I wouldn't take that.

1677
01:10:13,142 --> 01:10:14,678
Those things rip your pants
right off.

1678
01:10:14,811 --> 01:10:16,513
Huh. Try wearing
clean underwear.

1679
01:10:16,646 --> 01:10:18,448
Just in case.

1680
01:10:19,416 --> 01:10:20,550
Wha...

1681
01:10:21,885 --> 01:10:24,153
You stole my car?

1682
01:10:24,288 --> 01:10:25,555
Respect.

1683
01:10:25,689 --> 01:10:28,325
-Let's do this.
-(engine revs, tires squeal)

1684
01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:39,636
-(elevator bell dings)
-(all gasp)

1685
01:10:39,769 --> 01:10:40,770
-No!
-What?

1686
01:10:40,904 --> 01:10:42,272
All our stuff?

1687
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:44,574
-Where is everything?
-No, no, no, no, no.

1688
01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:46,376
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
-All our stuff.

1689
01:10:46,510 --> 01:10:48,278
-It's all gone.
-My disguise closet!

1690
01:10:48,412 --> 01:10:50,647
-TARANTULA: Where's my things?
-(hangers clanging)

1691
01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:54,017
Wolf gave away all our loot.

1692
01:10:54,150 --> 01:10:56,453
We stole it fair and square.

1693
01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:58,588
Now I understand
what it feels like

1694
01:10:58,722 --> 01:11:01,358
to have things stolen from you.
(shuddering breaths)

1695
01:11:01,491 --> 01:11:03,192
I don't like it!

1696
01:11:03,327 --> 01:11:06,029
I really don't like it!
(whimpers)

1697
01:11:09,799 --> 01:11:11,401
-(groans)
-(Shark sobbing)

1698
01:11:11,535 --> 01:11:14,037
SHARK: We got no food.
We got no money.

1699
01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:15,572
We got no money
we could use to buy food.

1700
01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:17,674
No food we can sell for money.
(grunts)

1701
01:11:17,807 --> 01:11:19,876
We... (sobs)

1702
01:11:20,009 --> 01:11:22,078
All right, okay, okay.

1703
01:11:22,211 --> 01:11:24,481
Here, here. Take it.

1704
01:11:24,614 --> 01:11:26,650
Now, stop crying, buddy.

1705
01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:28,485
(sighs)

1706
01:11:29,353 --> 01:11:33,990
Um, Snake, what did you just do?

1707
01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:35,792
What? My friend was sad.

1708
01:11:35,925 --> 01:11:37,361
I was just cheering him up.

1709
01:11:37,494 --> 01:11:39,863
You... you did a good thing.

1710
01:11:39,996 --> 01:11:41,865
-For me.
-Don't be ridiculous.

1711
01:11:41,998 --> 01:11:44,200
I just put your needs
before my own.

1712
01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:46,703
-Yeah. You're being good.
-I'm not.

1713
01:11:46,836 --> 01:11:49,739
I was simply making a sacrifice
so Shark could be happy.

1714
01:11:49,873 --> 01:11:52,876
That is the actual definition
of being good.

1715
01:11:53,009 --> 01:11:54,911
Snake, you,

1716
01:11:55,044 --> 01:11:57,146
the worst one of us,
the most selfish.

1717
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,748
-Spiteful.
-Terrible.

1718
01:11:58,882 --> 01:11:59,983
-Sneaky.
-Dishonest.

1719
01:12:00,116 --> 01:12:01,150
-Insensitive.
-Manipulative.

1720
01:12:01,284 --> 01:12:02,652
-Snakelike.
-Stanky.

1721
01:12:02,786 --> 01:12:04,688
And your point is?

1722
01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:06,590
I think Wolf was right.

1723
01:12:06,723 --> 01:12:09,726
Maybe we could be more
than just scary villains.

1724
01:12:10,727 --> 01:12:12,228
(gasps)

1725
01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:14,197
Wh...?

1726
01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:16,032
TARANTULA:
Oh, wow.

1727
01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,668
Is this... is this wagging?

1728
01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:21,337
We're-we're wagging.

1729
01:12:21,471 --> 01:12:23,006
(grunting)

1730
01:12:23,139 --> 01:12:25,842
No, no, no!

1731
01:12:25,975 --> 01:12:30,079
We'll always be Bad Guys!

1732
01:12:36,152 --> 01:12:38,388
(panting)

1733
01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:43,893
(electrical crackling)

1734
01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:47,096
-(man yelps)
-(squeaky chittering)

1735
01:12:52,936 --> 01:12:55,872
(laughing maniacally)

1736
01:12:56,005 --> 01:12:58,442
Faster, faster, my little pigs.

1737
01:12:58,575 --> 01:13:00,444
(cheering)

1738
01:13:03,179 --> 01:13:05,081
-(thumping)
-(tires squeal)

1739
01:13:05,849 --> 01:13:07,651
(all gasp)

1740
01:13:07,784 --> 01:13:08,652
(chittering)

1741
01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:10,386
(driver screams)

1742
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,423
-(groans)
-(tires squeal)

1743
01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:15,058
(crying)

1744
01:13:15,191 --> 01:13:16,526
(laughing)

1745
01:13:16,660 --> 01:13:17,727
(cheering)

1746
01:13:17,861 --> 01:13:18,862
(chuckles)

1747
01:13:18,995 --> 01:13:20,597
-(squeaks)
-(driver yelps)

1748
01:13:21,631 --> 01:13:22,799
(driver screams)

1749
01:13:25,702 --> 01:13:28,104
-(drivers scream)
-(tires squeal)

1750
01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:30,339
(squeaky chittering)

1751
01:13:32,442 --> 01:13:35,111
-(people screaming)
-(explosion booms)

1752
01:13:35,879 --> 01:13:38,114
* *

1753
01:13:40,216 --> 01:13:42,118
(tires squeal)

1754
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:44,020
Once we steal the meteorite,

1755
01:13:44,153 --> 01:13:45,889
we take it straight
to the police.

1756
01:13:46,022 --> 01:13:47,624
And all will be forgiven.

1757
01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:51,194
I don't know about "all,"
but it's a start.

1758
01:13:51,327 --> 01:13:53,563
* *

1759
01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:04,240
(door opens)

1760
01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:11,915
That's strange.

1761
01:14:12,048 --> 01:14:15,151
Why would Marmalade leave
the Golden Dolphin unprotected?

1762
01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:18,154
-Because maybe it's a trap.
-Or maybe...

1763
01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:20,423
-Wait, wait, wait!
-(groans)

1764
01:14:21,190 --> 01:14:22,325
Yeah, it was a trap.

1765
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:23,893
MARMALADE:
Well, well, well.

1766
01:14:24,027 --> 01:14:26,496
If it isn't my prized pupil.

1767
01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:28,698
And you've brought along
the governor.

1768
01:14:28,832 --> 01:14:30,166
Or should I say...

1769
01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:31,768
-the Crimson Paw?
-(gasps, grunts)

1770
01:14:31,901 --> 01:14:36,706
Mm, what an ingenious way
to disguise a Zumpango diamond,

1771
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,042
hiding it in plain sight.

1772
01:14:39,175 --> 01:14:41,144
You got to be kidding me.

1773
01:14:41,277 --> 01:14:43,012
What? I'm sentimental.

1774
01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:44,648
You always did have panache.

1775
01:14:44,781 --> 01:14:47,684
And yet, you still fell
right into my trap.

1776
01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:50,053
But how did you know
we'd even be here?

1777
01:14:50,186 --> 01:14:53,222
Oh, I got a little tip
from a friend.

1778
01:14:53,356 --> 01:14:54,724
-(door opens)
-(hissing)

1779
01:14:54,858 --> 01:14:56,159
Hey, buddy.

1780
01:14:56,292 --> 01:14:57,594
How's it hanging?

1781
01:14:57,727 --> 01:15:00,229
-Snake.
-(Snake chuckles)

1782
01:15:00,363 --> 01:15:02,098
What can I say? We just clicked.

1783
01:15:02,231 --> 01:15:05,902
Oh, yeah? How's it feel to be
working for your favorite food?

1784
01:15:06,035 --> 01:15:07,937
Ah, you're just jealous

1785
01:15:08,071 --> 01:15:10,339
to be missing out
on the heist of the century.

1786
01:15:10,473 --> 01:15:12,141
It's got everything:

1787
01:15:12,275 --> 01:15:15,178
betrayal, a meteor,
mind control.

1788
01:15:15,311 --> 01:15:16,713
Can I try it on?

1789
01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:18,514
Of course, partner.

1790
01:15:18,648 --> 01:15:22,586
Nice. All the crime
with none of the exercise.

1791
01:15:22,719 --> 01:15:23,887
(device whirring)

1792
01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:25,822
What about all that
"flower of goodness" talk?

1793
01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:27,123
Was it all just a lie?

1794
01:15:27,256 --> 01:15:28,925
Uh, pretty much, yeah.

1795
01:15:29,058 --> 01:15:31,260
You see, I never cared
about what's "good."

1796
01:15:31,394 --> 01:15:33,362
Only what's good for me.

1797
01:15:33,496 --> 01:15:35,965
Like, say, a billion dollars.

1798
01:15:36,099 --> 01:15:38,868
Ooh, I just got a tingle.
(laughs)

1799
01:15:39,002 --> 01:15:40,203
(Snake laughs)

1800
01:15:40,336 --> 01:15:41,838
Go bad...

1801
01:15:41,971 --> 01:15:44,040
Or go home.

1802
01:15:44,173 --> 01:15:46,676
Cuddles, finish them.

1803
01:15:50,113 --> 01:15:52,281
(both screaming)

1804
01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:56,853
(yelps) Poison gas.

1805
01:15:56,986 --> 01:15:58,254
Don't breathe it in.

1806
01:15:58,387 --> 01:16:00,256
(sniffs) Wait a second.

1807
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:02,125
That's not poison gas.

1808
01:16:02,258 --> 01:16:03,893
(retches)

1809
01:16:04,027 --> 01:16:04,928
-PIRANHA: Sorry!
-(gasps)

1810
01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:06,095
(gasping)

1811
01:16:06,229 --> 01:16:07,330
Surprise! (laughs)

1812
01:16:07,463 --> 01:16:10,266
What? Ah, guys.

1813
01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:11,835
I can't believe it's you.

1814
01:16:11,968 --> 01:16:14,403
-You were right, Wolfie.
-We felt the wag, man.

1815
01:16:14,537 --> 01:16:16,105
-PIRANHA: And the tingle.
-It's good, right?

1816
01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:17,540
(chuckles)
This is super moving,

1817
01:16:17,674 --> 01:16:19,275
but can we do this later?

1818
01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:21,711
Feels like I got
a rhythm section in my fin.

1819
01:16:21,845 --> 01:16:23,212
(beatboxing)

1820
01:16:23,346 --> 01:16:25,214
-Ah, ah!
-DIANE: Ugh. Come on.

1821
01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:26,249
Spinning blades!

1822
01:16:26,382 --> 01:16:27,617
Oh, yeah. Right.

1823
01:16:27,751 --> 01:16:28,952
Sorry. I got it.

1824
01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:32,789
-Guys...
-(laughter)

1825
01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:35,424
Am I happy to see you.
(sighs)

1826
01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:39,729
Now it's time to huff and puff

1827
01:16:39,863 --> 01:16:41,831
and blow this little piggy's
heist down.

1828
01:16:41,965 --> 01:16:43,566
TARANTULA:
Game over, guinea pig.

1829
01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:47,003
With this meteorite,
we will be able to commit crimes

1830
01:16:47,136 --> 01:16:49,072
people have only dreamed about.

1831
01:16:49,205 --> 01:16:51,140
Not bad for a butt rock.

1832
01:16:51,274 --> 01:16:54,110
Once again, it's not a...

1833
01:16:54,243 --> 01:16:55,779
-(gasps)
-Don't mind us.

1834
01:16:55,912 --> 01:16:57,681
Just robbing this place.
(chuckles)

1835
01:16:58,381 --> 01:16:59,983
-(tires squealing)
-(whooping)

1836
01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:01,584
No, no, no!

1837
01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,622
(crickets chirping)

1838
01:17:07,523 --> 01:17:09,125
Here, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty.

1839
01:17:09,258 --> 01:17:10,660
(cat meows)

1840
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:19,703
* *

1841
01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:26,109
(all whooping, hollering)

1842
01:17:26,242 --> 01:17:27,677
-All right!
-We did it!

1843
01:17:27,811 --> 01:17:30,513
Now to get this thing to
the chief and clear your names.

1844
01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:32,749
Weird. Usually, we drive
away from the police.

1845
01:17:32,882 --> 01:17:35,384
Hey, chico, are you sure
we stopped the heist?

1846
01:17:35,518 --> 01:17:37,120
-Yeah.
-Relax.

1847
01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:39,522
Marmalade can't control them if
he doesn't have the meteorite.

1848
01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:41,891
So, who's driving those trucks?

1849
01:17:45,294 --> 01:17:47,163
DIANE:
The meteorite.

1850
01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:48,597
-It's still transmitting.
-Uh-oh.

1851
01:17:48,732 --> 01:17:50,967
The charity money.
Change of plan, guys.

1852
01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:52,601
Webs, is there some way
to override

1853
01:17:52,736 --> 01:17:54,037
the truck's navigation system?

1854
01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:55,338
Uh, we'd need some kind of

1855
01:17:55,471 --> 01:17:57,240
magnetized cross-circuit
interceptor.

1856
01:17:57,373 --> 01:17:59,342
You mean this?

1857
01:17:59,475 --> 01:18:01,711
Ooh! She just keeps
getting cooler!

1858
01:18:01,845 --> 01:18:02,912
Oh, yeah!

1859
01:18:03,046 --> 01:18:05,414
-(tires squeal)
-(horn honks)

1860
01:18:06,215 --> 01:18:07,951
(Shark whoops)

1861
01:18:12,655 --> 01:18:14,991
-(grunts)
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

1862
01:18:18,561 --> 01:18:20,096
Oh, no.

1863
01:18:21,230 --> 01:18:22,365
We got to split up.

1864
01:18:22,498 --> 01:18:24,233
Webs, you feel like
a girls' trip?

1865
01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:25,969
Um, yes.

1866
01:18:26,102 --> 01:18:28,972
TARANTULA:
Later, boys. (laughs)

1867
01:18:29,105 --> 01:18:30,673
("Go" by The Chemical Brothers
playing)

1868
01:18:30,807 --> 01:18:32,441
* Everything gettin'
harder to find *

1869
01:18:32,575 --> 01:18:34,177
* Everybody jumpin'
out of they mind... *

1870
01:18:34,310 --> 01:18:36,679
I want to go on the girls' trip.

1871
01:18:36,813 --> 01:18:38,714
* That's where we begin,
you feel it *

1872
01:18:38,848 --> 01:18:40,216
* Mannequins say,
"We breakin' the mold" *

1873
01:18:40,349 --> 01:18:41,818
* Breakin' out
and we breakin' the codes *

1874
01:18:41,951 --> 01:18:43,753
* Similar to
the Jacques Cousteau *

1875
01:18:43,887 --> 01:18:45,889
* To the depths and you're wet,
so your tank explodes *

1876
01:18:46,022 --> 01:18:47,323
* So get it out,
send your body to flight *

1877
01:18:47,456 --> 01:18:48,691
Woo-hoo!

1878
01:18:48,825 --> 01:18:50,126
* Everybody got
a target tonight *

1879
01:18:50,259 --> 01:18:51,627
* Everybody come along
for the ride *

1880
01:18:51,761 --> 01:18:53,629
* All you studs
and you duds... *

1881
01:18:53,763 --> 01:18:55,298
-You're insured, right?
-Yeah. Why?

1882
01:18:55,431 --> 01:18:56,532
-(grunts)
-(horn honks)

1883
01:18:56,665 --> 01:18:59,302
Hey! That's my car!

1884
01:18:59,435 --> 01:19:02,205
It's ceviche, baby! (laughs)

1885
01:19:02,338 --> 01:19:05,341
(whooping wildly)

1886
01:19:05,474 --> 01:19:07,110
* No time to rest *

1887
01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:08,744
(beeping)

1888
01:19:09,612 --> 01:19:10,546
* Just do your best *

1889
01:19:10,679 --> 01:19:12,581
* Oh *

1890
01:19:12,715 --> 01:19:15,118
-* What you hear is not a... *
-(audio distorts)

1891
01:19:16,519 --> 01:19:18,387
* We're only here to make you *

1892
01:19:18,521 --> 01:19:19,622
(laughing)

1893
01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:21,057
* We're only here
to make you... *

1894
01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:22,691
(gasps)

1895
01:19:22,826 --> 01:19:25,929
* We're only here
to make you go *

1896
01:19:26,062 --> 01:19:27,130
* Go *

1897
01:19:27,263 --> 01:19:28,364
(laughing)

1898
01:19:28,497 --> 01:19:30,967
So long, suckers.

1899
01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:33,169
* Go *

1900
01:19:33,302 --> 01:19:35,071
-Whoop-bam!
-* Go *

1901
01:19:36,172 --> 01:19:37,941
-* Go *
-(giggling over monitor)

1902
01:19:38,074 --> 01:19:39,876
(tires squeal)

1903
01:19:40,009 --> 01:19:42,178
-* Go *
-(cat yowls)

1904
01:19:42,311 --> 01:19:43,980
* Go *

1905
01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:46,049
-* Go... *
-(tires squealing)

1906
01:19:46,182 --> 01:19:47,884
(whooping, cheering)

1907
01:19:48,017 --> 01:19:49,718
Where'd you learn to do that?

1908
01:19:49,853 --> 01:19:52,288
Well, I'm, you know,
kind of a natural.

1909
01:19:52,421 --> 01:19:54,057
Mostly YouTube.

1910
01:19:55,024 --> 01:19:55,892
Nice work.

1911
01:19:56,025 --> 01:19:57,460
Meet me at the police station.

1912
01:19:57,593 --> 01:19:59,595
(singsongy):
Don't be late.

1913
01:20:00,563 --> 01:20:03,432
What do you say we deliver
this butt rock to the chief?

1914
01:20:03,566 --> 01:20:05,334
-Yeah.
-(laughing)

1915
01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:06,469
* Just do your best *

1916
01:20:06,602 --> 01:20:07,971
* Oh *

1917
01:20:08,771 --> 01:20:11,107
* What you hear
is not a test... *

1918
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:12,408
Oh. (laughs)

1919
01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:14,343
MARMALADE:
No, no, no, no!

1920
01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:16,279
That's my stolen money.

1921
01:20:16,412 --> 01:20:18,114
What good are you
if you can't even

1922
01:20:18,247 --> 01:20:19,482
anticipate their next move?

1923
01:20:19,615 --> 01:20:21,284
-Oh, so it's my fault?
-Yes.

1924
01:20:21,417 --> 01:20:24,320
* We're only here to make you,
we're only here to make you *

1925
01:20:24,453 --> 01:20:26,422
-* Go. *
-(song ends)

1926
01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:28,491
-Chief.
-This better be good.

1927
01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:30,994
Trust me,
you don't want to miss this.

1928
01:20:31,127 --> 01:20:32,295
(gasps) Look.

1929
01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:33,596
(tires squealing)

1930
01:20:33,729 --> 01:20:35,598
Well, butter my crumpets.

1931
01:20:35,731 --> 01:20:36,966
TIFFANY:
Can it be?

1932
01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:39,335
The Bad Guys are returning
the meteorite?

1933
01:20:39,468 --> 01:20:42,671
(over radio): Perhaps this is
the feel-good story we all need.

1934
01:20:42,805 --> 01:20:44,140
-Woo-hoo! Yeah!
-Woo-hoo! -All right!

1935
01:20:44,273 --> 01:20:46,042
Do you guys think
they'll throw us a party?

1936
01:20:46,175 --> 01:20:49,712
Yeah. With fireworks,
piñatas and cake.

1937
01:20:55,251 --> 01:20:57,921
(tires squeal)

1938
01:21:03,292 --> 01:21:05,128
(sighs)

1939
01:21:06,095 --> 01:21:08,197
We can't do this without him.

1940
01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:10,866
He might be
a Mr. Grumpy Pants...

1941
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,502
But he's our Mr. Grumpy Pants.

1942
01:21:13,636 --> 01:21:16,239
-Yeah.
-(engine revs)

1943
01:21:17,573 --> 01:21:18,942
Wolf!

1944
01:21:19,075 --> 01:21:21,978
I'm starting to see
why your friends dumped you.

1945
01:21:22,111 --> 01:21:24,280
-I don't have any friends!
-(horn honking)

1946
01:21:24,413 --> 01:21:26,983
WOLF:
Snake! Snake!

1947
01:21:27,116 --> 01:21:28,384
Wolf?

1948
01:21:28,517 --> 01:21:29,752
Snake, come back!

1949
01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:31,387
We need you, baby!

1950
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:32,956
And you need us!

1951
01:21:33,089 --> 01:21:37,060
Oh, there you go again,
making it personal.

1952
01:21:37,193 --> 01:21:39,996
I'll give you one last chance
to give me the meteorite.

1953
01:21:40,129 --> 01:21:43,066
Oh, yeah?
What you gonna do, Whiskers?

1954
01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:45,401
-This.
-(device whirring)

1955
01:21:45,534 --> 01:21:46,535
-(rumbling)
-(gasping)

1956
01:21:46,669 --> 01:21:48,304
What the...?

1957
01:21:52,841 --> 01:21:54,310
-(chittering)
-(Shark gasps)

1958
01:21:54,443 --> 01:21:55,544
We've got adorable company.

1959
01:21:55,678 --> 01:21:57,713
Floor it!

1960
01:22:02,151 --> 01:22:03,686
Whoa!

1961
01:22:06,089 --> 01:22:08,324
Maybe I shouldn't have
called him Whiskers.

1962
01:22:10,593 --> 01:22:12,828
(all screaming)

1963
01:22:15,731 --> 01:22:17,000
When I woke up this morning,

1964
01:22:17,133 --> 01:22:19,468
this is not where
I saw the day going.

1965
01:22:19,602 --> 01:22:21,837
(all yelling, grunting)

1966
01:22:22,905 --> 01:22:24,107
WOLF:
Come on.

1967
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:25,108
(screaming)

1968
01:22:25,241 --> 01:22:26,742
SNAKE:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1969
01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:28,744
Hey, hey, let's dial this down
a notch, huh?

1970
01:22:28,877 --> 01:22:30,546
Besides, you'll never get him.

1971
01:22:30,679 --> 01:22:32,581
He's too good a driver.

1972
01:22:32,715 --> 01:22:34,183
Hmm. You're right.

1973
01:22:34,317 --> 01:22:36,752
But now that I think of it,
maybe it would be better

1974
01:22:36,885 --> 01:22:38,521
to exploit
his greatest weakness.

1975
01:22:38,654 --> 01:22:40,456
Exactly.

1976
01:22:40,589 --> 01:22:42,925
Wait. (screams)

1977
01:22:43,059 --> 01:22:44,793
(gasps)

1978
01:22:45,928 --> 01:22:47,896
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Hold on.

1979
01:22:48,031 --> 01:22:49,632
-Hold it, hold it, hold it.
-(laughing)

1980
01:22:49,765 --> 01:22:51,467
Okay, okay. You win.

1981
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:53,302
You can have the space rock.

1982
01:22:53,436 --> 01:22:54,803
Good boy, Wolf.

1983
01:22:54,937 --> 01:22:56,372
(device whirring)

1984
01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:06,482
WOLF:
Take the wheel.

1985
01:23:06,615 --> 01:23:07,783
Not so fast.

1986
01:23:07,916 --> 01:23:11,220
Pull him up first,
or I'll use this.

1987
01:23:11,354 --> 01:23:13,156
Oh, come now.

1988
01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:17,093
(chuckling)

1989
01:23:17,226 --> 01:23:19,928
Do it, or you'll lose the rock.

1990
01:23:20,963 --> 01:23:22,398
If you insist.

1991
01:23:22,531 --> 01:23:23,899
Cuddles!

1992
01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:33,276
You want him? He's yours.

1993
01:23:33,409 --> 01:23:35,411
(grunts, yells)

1994
01:23:35,544 --> 01:23:37,346
(screaming)

1995
01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:39,582
Snake! No, no, no!

1996
01:23:39,715 --> 01:23:41,584
-Snake!
-Oh, no!

1997
01:23:41,717 --> 01:23:43,419
(engine revs)

1998
01:23:43,552 --> 01:23:45,954
* *

1999
01:23:50,793 --> 01:23:53,196
(screaming)

2000
01:23:54,830 --> 01:23:57,466
Guys, I know it's crazy,
but we're gonna jump it.

2001
01:23:57,600 --> 01:24:00,469
Crazy? You're finally speaking
my language, chico.

2002
01:24:00,603 --> 01:24:03,038
(engine revving)

2003
01:24:08,477 --> 01:24:10,646
* *

2004
01:24:10,779 --> 01:24:14,049
We're gonna make it!

2005
01:24:14,950 --> 01:24:16,219
TARANTULA:
No!

2006
01:24:16,352 --> 01:24:19,455
(all screaming)

2007
01:24:19,588 --> 01:24:21,390
(wind whistling)

2008
01:24:21,524 --> 01:24:23,226
You came back.

2009
01:24:24,227 --> 01:24:26,028
(grunting)

2010
01:24:26,162 --> 01:24:27,230
Snake.

2011
01:24:27,363 --> 01:24:28,731
I should've been honest
with you.

2012
01:24:28,864 --> 01:24:30,065
I was afraid that if you knew

2013
01:24:30,199 --> 01:24:31,834
I-I wanted to be good
that you'd...

2014
01:24:31,967 --> 01:24:34,870
Act like a jerk
and never talk to you again?

2015
01:24:35,003 --> 01:24:36,672
(laughing):
Yeah.

2016
01:24:36,805 --> 01:24:38,774
Point is I... I-I-I, you know...

2017
01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:41,477
Yeah. I love you, too, buddy.

2018
01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:47,383
This-this is so beautiful.

2019
01:24:47,516 --> 01:24:49,918
Do you know how beautiful
this is, you guys?

2020
01:24:50,052 --> 01:24:51,154
-(Shark sobbing)
-Now...

2021
01:24:51,287 --> 01:24:52,988
Now you're gonna make me cry.

2022
01:24:53,122 --> 01:24:54,623
(sobbing):
I know!

2023
01:24:54,757 --> 01:24:56,225
So pathetic, right?

2024
01:24:56,359 --> 01:24:58,294
Come on, guys.

2025
01:24:58,427 --> 01:25:00,095
Who said it was the end?

2026
01:25:00,229 --> 01:25:01,497
-(all gasp)
-(Shark chuckles)

2027
01:25:01,630 --> 01:25:03,899
* *

2028
01:25:04,032 --> 01:25:06,269
(all whooping, laughing)

2029
01:25:10,573 --> 01:25:12,275
(chittering)

2030
01:25:13,942 --> 01:25:15,911
MARMALADE: No, no, no, don't...
No, no. Cuddles!

2031
01:25:16,044 --> 01:25:17,680
We're losing altitude!

2032
01:25:17,813 --> 01:25:20,015
We're losing altitude!
We're going down!

2033
01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:26,189
(groans, coughs)

2034
01:25:26,322 --> 01:25:28,224
What happened? Did we blow up?

2035
01:25:28,357 --> 01:25:30,293
Is this heaven?

2036
01:25:32,328 --> 01:25:34,363
(grunting)

2037
01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:41,003
CHIEF (chuckles):
That is it.

2038
01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:42,638
PIRANHA:
Hey!

2039
01:25:42,771 --> 01:25:45,808
There is absolutely no way
you're getting away this time.

2040
01:25:45,941 --> 01:25:47,843
-Wait, Chief.
-Governor Foxington?

2041
01:25:47,976 --> 01:25:49,178
-Don't do this.
-WOLF: Ow!

2042
01:25:49,312 --> 01:25:50,613
They didn't steal the meteorite.

2043
01:25:50,746 --> 01:25:51,914
They were bringing it back.

2044
01:25:52,047 --> 01:25:54,049
Ha! How could you know that?

2045
01:25:54,183 --> 01:25:57,085
Unless...
unless you were conspiring

2046
01:25:57,220 --> 01:25:59,822
with a bunch of known criminals.

2047
01:26:00,756 --> 01:26:02,691
Well... (clears throat)

2048
01:26:02,825 --> 01:26:05,194
as a matter of fact,

2049
01:26:05,328 --> 01:26:07,563
it's time I came clean
about something.

2050
01:26:08,364 --> 01:26:11,667
The truth is I'm really...
(clears throat) r-really...

2051
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:14,270
Really a big fan
of redemption arcs.

2052
01:26:14,403 --> 01:26:16,138
Yeah, we know.

2053
01:26:19,975 --> 01:26:21,444
(mews)

2054
01:26:21,577 --> 01:26:22,811
We're done running away.

2055
01:26:22,945 --> 01:26:23,912
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

2056
01:26:24,046 --> 01:26:25,748
-Yeah.
-Yep.

2057
01:26:25,881 --> 01:26:27,750
Chief, do what you need to do.

2058
01:26:27,883 --> 01:26:28,984
What?

2059
01:26:29,117 --> 01:26:31,887
Y-You're turning yourself in?

2060
01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:33,822
We might not have stolen
the meteorite,

2061
01:26:33,956 --> 01:26:36,292
but we did steal
a lot of other things.

2062
01:26:36,425 --> 01:26:38,827
It's time we took
some responsibility.

2063
01:26:38,961 --> 01:26:41,129
Start a clean state.

2064
01:26:41,930 --> 01:26:43,866
Take us in, Chief.

2065
01:26:44,667 --> 01:26:46,101
Wow, really?

2066
01:26:46,235 --> 01:26:47,536
You finally did it.

2067
01:26:47,670 --> 01:26:48,871
This is your moment, Chief.

2068
01:26:49,004 --> 01:26:50,239
Drink it in.

2069
01:26:50,373 --> 01:26:51,507
(gasps) Wow.

2070
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:52,975
You know, I should...
I should give a speech.

2071
01:26:53,108 --> 01:26:54,243
I... Well, I-I should,
shouldn't I?

2072
01:26:54,377 --> 01:26:56,078
-Uh... (mutters)
-(chief clears throat)

2073
01:26:56,211 --> 01:26:57,513
When I was six years old,

2074
01:26:57,646 --> 01:26:59,282
I decided that I wanted
to play the piccolo,

2075
01:26:59,415 --> 01:27:01,250
only to find that
my fingers were just

2076
01:27:01,384 --> 01:27:04,086
too powerful for that
fragile little instrument.

2077
01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:06,689
And that's when I discovered
law enforcement.

2078
01:27:06,822 --> 01:27:08,223
-(chuckles)
-(chief continues indistinctly)

2079
01:27:08,357 --> 01:27:10,025
I'm proud of you, Wolf.

2080
01:27:10,158 --> 01:27:13,362
You know, a fox and a wolf
are not that different.

2081
01:27:13,496 --> 01:27:15,431
You got a good thing
going here, Governor.

2082
01:27:15,564 --> 01:27:17,700
So, it turns out the saga
of the Bad Guys

2083
01:27:17,833 --> 01:27:21,337
has come to a simple and
totally satisfying conclusion.

2084
01:27:21,470 --> 01:27:24,172
Though I wonder,
what happened to the meteorite?

2085
01:27:24,307 --> 01:27:26,108
MARMALADE:
Cuddles! Faster, faster!

2086
01:27:26,241 --> 01:27:27,810
TIFFANY:
It's Professor Marmalade!

2087
01:27:27,943 --> 01:27:30,045
He's bringing
the meteorite back.

2088
01:27:30,178 --> 01:27:32,681
-Huh? Uh, yes, yes.
-(crowd clamoring)

2089
01:27:32,815 --> 01:27:34,683
Bringing... bringing it back.

2090
01:27:34,817 --> 01:27:36,552
That's precisely
what I am doing.

2091
01:27:39,955 --> 01:27:41,890
Look no further.

2092
01:27:42,024 --> 01:27:44,192
Your hero has arrived.

2093
01:27:44,327 --> 01:27:45,761
Professor, care to comment?

2094
01:27:45,894 --> 01:27:47,530
I tried to help them, Tiffany,

2095
01:27:47,663 --> 01:27:50,333
but in the end,
it's the same old story.

2096
01:27:50,466 --> 01:27:53,369
Bad guys bad, good guys good.

2097
01:27:53,502 --> 01:27:55,003
So true. So wise.

2098
01:27:55,137 --> 01:27:56,572
Furthermore,
for the good of the city,

2099
01:27:56,705 --> 01:27:59,207
I have generously decided
to take the meteorite

2100
01:27:59,342 --> 01:28:02,044
back to my compound
for safekeeping.

2101
01:28:02,177 --> 01:28:03,446
(cheering)

2102
01:28:03,579 --> 01:28:05,180
Is he seriously gonna
get away with this?

2103
01:28:05,314 --> 01:28:07,850
Thank you. Gosh, you're kind.

2104
01:28:07,983 --> 01:28:09,785
Give it up for me!

2105
01:28:09,918 --> 01:28:11,253
CHIEF:
Wait a second.

2106
01:28:11,387 --> 01:28:13,055
This isn't the meteorite.

2107
01:28:13,188 --> 01:28:14,757
-It's a lamp.
-(Marmalade gasps)

2108
01:28:14,890 --> 01:28:16,024
ALL:
Huh?

2109
01:28:16,158 --> 01:28:17,626
-(Snake chuckling)
-OTHERS: What?

2110
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:19,928
TARANTULA:
Snake, what did you just do?

2111
01:28:20,062 --> 01:28:21,764
SNAKE:
What? My friend was sad,

2112
01:28:21,897 --> 01:28:23,031
and I was just cheering him up.

2113
01:28:23,165 --> 01:28:24,667
TARANTULA:
I think Wolf was right.

2114
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:27,936
Maybe we could be more
than just scary villains.

2115
01:28:28,070 --> 01:28:30,305
* *

2116
01:28:31,106 --> 01:28:32,675
I'm bad. You're bad.

2117
01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:34,142
Let's be bad together.

2118
01:28:34,276 --> 01:28:36,512
You've got yourself a deal.

2119
01:28:38,013 --> 01:28:40,883
-Can I try it on?
-Of course, partner.

2120
01:28:41,016 --> 01:28:43,251
* *

2121
01:28:55,531 --> 01:28:57,232
-(Marmalade gasps)
-Don't mind us.

2122
01:28:57,366 --> 01:28:58,734
Just robbing this place.

2123
01:28:58,867 --> 01:29:01,003
(engine revs, tires squeal)

2124
01:29:03,038 --> 01:29:05,040
No, no, no!

2125
01:29:08,744 --> 01:29:10,513
But if that's a lamp,
where is the...

2126
01:29:10,646 --> 01:29:11,647
(Snake chuckling)

2127
01:29:11,780 --> 01:29:13,015
The old switcheroo.

2128
01:29:13,148 --> 01:29:14,550
(whirring, rumbling)

2129
01:29:15,518 --> 01:29:17,686
-(explosive whooshing)
-(officers gasp)

2130
01:29:24,026 --> 01:29:26,228
(wind whistles)

2131
01:29:32,167 --> 01:29:34,369
* *

2132
01:29:34,503 --> 01:29:36,705
-(car engine starts)
-(purring)

2133
01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:40,643
(siren wailing)

2134
01:29:42,745 --> 01:29:44,513
It's a butt.

2135
01:29:45,347 --> 01:29:47,583
(object whistling through air)

2136
01:29:48,851 --> 01:29:50,185
(whimpers)

2137
01:29:51,286 --> 01:29:52,488
CHIEF:
Hold on.

2138
01:29:52,621 --> 01:29:54,890
This is the Zumpango diamond.

2139
01:29:55,023 --> 01:29:56,825
But this was stolen by the...

2140
01:29:56,959 --> 01:29:58,326
(gasps)

2141
01:29:58,461 --> 01:30:00,863
By the Crimson Paw.

2142
01:30:00,996 --> 01:30:02,397
Me? Oh, oh, no, no, no.

2143
01:30:02,531 --> 01:30:04,299
-OMG. -MARMALADE: No, no, no.
No, you've got it wrong.

2144
01:30:04,433 --> 01:30:06,268
-And a shocking twist.
-You're making a huge mistake!

2145
01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:09,672
The notorious bandit
known as the Crimson Paw

2146
01:30:09,805 --> 01:30:11,406
-has been revealed to be...
-No! No!

2147
01:30:11,540 --> 01:30:13,075
...none other
than Professor Marmalade.

2148
01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:14,443
MARMALADE:
I'm not the Crimson Paw.

2149
01:30:14,577 --> 01:30:16,211
-Sh-She's the Crimson Paw.
-(sirens wailing)

2150
01:30:16,344 --> 01:30:17,913
Sh-She's the Paw!

2151
01:30:18,046 --> 01:30:20,048
I'm a flower of goodness. No!

2152
01:30:20,182 --> 01:30:22,250
Ooh! That's my reptile
right there.

2153
01:30:22,384 --> 01:30:24,119
-That's what I'm talking about!
All right! -Yeah!

2154
01:30:24,252 --> 01:30:26,388
Come on, somebody had to
destroy that meteorite.

2155
01:30:26,522 --> 01:30:28,356
That thing was dangerous.

2156
01:30:28,491 --> 01:30:30,358
That was pretty good there,
Snakey.

2157
01:30:30,493 --> 01:30:32,728
Good? It was genius.

2158
01:30:32,861 --> 01:30:34,563
Not only did I foil the pig,

2159
01:30:34,697 --> 01:30:37,232
I got you to admit
how much you care about me.

2160
01:30:37,365 --> 01:30:38,634
Sure, yeah.

2161
01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:40,368
I just wonder about
one little thing.

2162
01:30:40,503 --> 01:30:41,904
Oh, yeah? What's that, Wolf?

2163
01:30:42,037 --> 01:30:46,241
Who do you think put that
one Push Pop in the fridge?

2164
01:30:47,676 --> 01:30:48,977
Wait.

2165
01:30:49,111 --> 01:30:50,646
You... No.

2166
01:30:50,779 --> 01:30:52,114
I knew you were good.

2167
01:30:52,247 --> 01:30:54,517
-(laughter)
-No.

2168
01:30:54,650 --> 01:30:57,452
-We good, baby. We good.
-Yeah!

2169
01:30:57,586 --> 01:31:00,589
* You feelin' all right? *

2170
01:31:00,723 --> 01:31:02,625
* Uh-huh *

2171
01:31:02,758 --> 01:31:06,161
* I'm not feelin'
too good myself *

2172
01:31:06,294 --> 01:31:08,463
* Uh-huh *

2173
01:31:08,597 --> 01:31:11,934
* Yeah, you feelin' all right? *

2174
01:31:12,067 --> 01:31:13,602
* Uh-huh *

2175
01:31:13,736 --> 01:31:17,072
* I'm not feelin'
too good, little girl *

2176
01:31:17,205 --> 01:31:19,441
* Uh-huh *

2177
01:31:20,976 --> 01:31:23,045
* Seems I've got to have *

2178
01:31:23,178 --> 01:31:26,314
* A change of scene *

2179
01:31:26,448 --> 01:31:28,517
* Every night, I have *

2180
01:31:28,651 --> 01:31:30,719
* The strangest dreams *

2181
01:31:31,687 --> 01:31:34,122
* Imprisoned by the way *

2182
01:31:34,256 --> 01:31:36,759
* It could have been *

2183
01:31:38,026 --> 01:31:39,294
* Left here on my own *

2184
01:31:39,427 --> 01:31:41,764
* Or so it seems... *

2185
01:31:41,897 --> 01:31:44,299
WOLF: Okay, so imagine
it's your birthday.

2186
01:31:44,432 --> 01:31:45,801
SNAKE:
It is my birthday.

2187
01:31:45,934 --> 01:31:47,469
WOLF: Yeah, I know.
So, but we're walking along

2188
01:31:47,603 --> 01:31:48,971
and you meet a genie.

2189
01:31:49,104 --> 01:31:50,438
SNAKE:
Okay. What's his name?

2190
01:31:50,573 --> 01:31:51,807
What's the genie's name?

2191
01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:53,441
Yeah, I want to know
who I'm talking to.

2192
01:31:53,576 --> 01:31:54,977
I don't know,
Genie or Gene for short.

2193
01:31:55,110 --> 01:31:56,645
So he offers you three wishes.

2194
01:31:56,779 --> 01:31:57,813
Why three?

2195
01:31:57,946 --> 01:31:59,081
You know, industry standard.

2196
01:31:59,214 --> 01:32:00,482
Now, what do you wish for?

2197
01:32:00,616 --> 01:32:02,250
-Uh...
-Good luck out there, guys.

2198
01:32:02,384 --> 01:32:03,752
I'm gonna go with nothing.

2199
01:32:03,886 --> 01:32:05,053
(laughing):
Nothing?

2200
01:32:05,187 --> 01:32:06,622
Come on, it's your birthday.

2201
01:32:06,755 --> 01:32:08,757
All right,
but what do I need wishes for?

2202
01:32:08,891 --> 01:32:10,325
I got my freedom.

2203
01:32:10,458 --> 01:32:11,393
-Hey.
-Guys!

2204
01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:12,761
Looking good, hermanos.

2205
01:32:12,895 --> 01:32:14,663
-I got my friends.
-TARANTULA: Aw.

2206
01:32:14,797 --> 01:32:16,665
I got the skin of a reptile
half my age.

2207
01:32:16,799 --> 01:32:19,101
I don't know about half
your age, but you do look good.

2208
01:32:19,234 --> 01:32:20,569
Well, that's because
you just molted.

2209
01:32:20,703 --> 01:32:22,805
-Yes, I did.
-SHARK: You smell good, too.

2210
01:32:22,938 --> 01:32:26,374
-I'm shiny. I'm gorgeous.
-(laughter)

2211
01:32:32,180 --> 01:32:35,150
Uh, so what do we do now?

2212
01:32:35,283 --> 01:32:37,052
-Steal a car?
-Piranha!

2213
01:32:37,185 --> 01:32:38,854
I was joking.

2214
01:32:38,987 --> 01:32:40,322
It was a joke.

2215
01:32:40,455 --> 01:32:42,057
You know,
on second thought, Wolf,

2216
01:32:42,190 --> 01:32:44,226
maybe I'd, uh, wish for a ride.

2217
01:32:44,359 --> 01:32:46,428
-Oh, yeah? Alakazam.
-(snaps fingers)

2218
01:32:46,561 --> 01:32:48,563
(engine revs, tires squeal)

2219
01:32:48,697 --> 01:32:49,998
-Nice.
-(laughter)

2220
01:32:50,132 --> 01:32:52,968
-Hey, guys.
Ready to get to work? -(mews)

2221
01:32:53,101 --> 01:32:54,269
(chuckling):
Hey. Whoa.

2222
01:32:54,402 --> 01:32:56,271
TARANTULA:
Aw.

2223
01:32:57,072 --> 01:32:58,974
(engine revs)

2224
01:32:59,107 --> 01:33:00,308
Hey, you.

2225
01:33:00,442 --> 01:33:01,810
That's right. Come here.

2226
01:33:01,944 --> 01:33:03,078
Little closer.

2227
01:33:03,211 --> 01:33:04,780
I said closer.

2228
01:33:04,913 --> 01:33:08,116
Now that we've had some time
to get acquainted, uh,

2229
01:33:08,250 --> 01:33:10,753
not so scary now, are we?

2230
01:33:10,886 --> 01:33:12,254
Webs, hit it.

2231
01:33:12,387 --> 01:33:14,256
("Brand New Day" by The Heavy
playing)

2232
01:33:14,389 --> 01:33:15,991
(engine revs)

2233
01:33:16,124 --> 01:33:18,260
(laughter, whooping)

2234
01:33:24,633 --> 01:33:29,037
* Well, I'm so excited *

2235
01:33:29,171 --> 01:33:30,906
* There's no disguising *

2236
01:33:31,039 --> 01:33:32,641
* I'm on the road *

2237
01:33:32,775 --> 01:33:35,978
* To a brand-new horizon *

2238
01:33:36,111 --> 01:33:38,246
* Time is right *

2239
01:33:38,380 --> 01:33:40,615
* To change this life *

2240
01:33:40,749 --> 01:33:43,719
* Give me the sunshine *

2241
01:33:43,852 --> 01:33:47,089
* Bring me the light
so I can see it *

2242
01:33:47,222 --> 01:33:49,024
* Believe it *

2243
01:33:49,157 --> 01:33:51,593
* I'm gonna seize it *

2244
01:33:51,727 --> 01:33:54,062
* It's a brand-new day *

2245
01:33:54,196 --> 01:33:56,398
* I can see it *

2246
01:33:56,531 --> 01:33:58,400
* Believe it *

2247
01:33:58,533 --> 01:34:00,969
* I'm gonna seize it *

2248
01:34:01,103 --> 01:34:02,971
* It's a brand-new *

2249
01:34:03,105 --> 01:34:07,275
* Brand-new day *

2250
01:34:07,409 --> 01:34:11,413
* A brand-new day *

2251
01:34:12,247 --> 01:34:16,384
* A brand-new day *

2252
01:34:16,518 --> 01:34:22,490
* For my brand-new ways *

2253
01:34:26,561 --> 01:34:28,430
* Somebody tell me *

2254
01:34:28,563 --> 01:34:30,098
* Are you ready for change? *

2255
01:34:30,232 --> 01:34:32,801
-* Oh, yeah, huh! *
-* I know, I know *

2256
01:34:32,935 --> 01:34:34,870
* Different paths seem strange *

2257
01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:37,672
-* Oh, yeah, huh! *
-* When the future's calling *

2258
01:34:37,806 --> 01:34:39,607
* Don't waste your time *

2259
01:34:39,742 --> 01:34:42,410
-* Oh, yeah, huh! *
-* Carpe diem *

2260
01:34:42,544 --> 01:34:44,146
* And go blow your mind *

2261
01:34:44,279 --> 01:34:46,815
-* Oh, yeah, huh! *
-* I've seen the light *

2262
01:34:46,949 --> 01:34:48,851
* And I'm coming to get ya *

2263
01:34:48,984 --> 01:34:51,553
-* Oh, yeah, huh! *
-* You gotta make your luck *

2264
01:34:51,686 --> 01:34:53,688
* Gotta paint the picture *

2265
01:34:53,822 --> 01:34:56,324
-* Oh, yeah, huh! *
-* I'm the same same *

2266
01:34:56,458 --> 01:35:00,863
-* With a different mind *
-* Oh, yeah, huh! *

2267
01:35:00,996 --> 01:35:04,332
* This new life
got me feeling right *

2268
01:35:04,466 --> 01:35:07,235
* 'Cause I can see it *

2269
01:35:07,369 --> 01:35:09,104
* Believe it *

2270
01:35:09,237 --> 01:35:11,673
* I'm gonna seize it *

2271
01:35:11,807 --> 01:35:14,042
* It's a brand-new day *

2272
01:35:14,176 --> 01:35:16,611
* I can see it *

2273
01:35:16,745 --> 01:35:18,546
* Believe it *

2274
01:35:18,680 --> 01:35:21,083
* I'm gonna seize it *

2275
01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:23,085
* It's a brand-new *

2276
01:35:23,218 --> 01:35:27,289
* Brand-new day *

2277
01:35:27,422 --> 01:35:30,893
* A brand-new day. *

2278
01:35:31,026 --> 01:35:33,395
(song ends)

2279
01:35:33,528 --> 01:35:35,764
* *

2280
01:36:05,560 --> 01:36:07,796
* *

2281
01:36:37,592 --> 01:36:39,828
* *

2282
01:37:09,624 --> 01:37:11,860
* *

2283
01:37:41,656 --> 01:37:43,892
* *

2284
01:38:13,688 --> 01:38:15,924
* *

2285
01:38:45,720 --> 01:38:47,956
* *

2286
01:39:17,752 --> 01:39:19,988
* *

2287
01:39:49,784 --> 01:39:52,020
* *

2288
01:39:57,259 --> 01:39:59,227
(all laughing)

2289
01:39:59,361 --> 01:40:00,628
(Shark whooping)

2290
01:40:00,762 --> 01:40:02,797
(music ends)



