1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:57,917 --> 00:00:59,542 Told you I'd find it. 4 00:01:00,292 --> 00:01:01,917 But not if they found it first. 5 00:01:03,958 --> 00:01:05,375 I doubt it. 6 00:01:05,542 --> 00:01:09,667 It looks to me like that crocodile won't have to feed for a while. 7 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:35,917 And to think you, 8 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:38,292 and everyone, doubted me. 9 00:01:38,917 --> 00:01:42,417 You know, I don't even know why I let you come, Brother… 10 00:01:46,833 --> 00:01:49,333 I'm sure you'll think of a reason. 11 00:02:07,792 --> 00:02:10,000 The Hamster of Darkness. 12 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:12,708 Finally. 13 00:02:12,875 --> 00:02:14,958 And when I bring this back to the kingdom, 14 00:02:15,125 --> 00:02:18,042 nobody's going to be laughing at my ear anymore. 15 00:02:18,208 --> 00:02:19,208 No, 16 00:02:19,375 --> 00:02:21,917 I'm going to be the one who's laughing… 17 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:23,583 not at my ear of course. 18 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:25,500 But because I was right, 19 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:28,042 that the hamster is real. 20 00:02:34,792 --> 00:02:36,583 Something does not feel right. 21 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:37,958 Oh hush, 22 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:41,583 let me enjoy this glorious moment. 23 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,083 Twenty years ago my father and his brother Lapin 24 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:05,292 almost found the greatest artifact in the world. 25 00:03:06,792 --> 00:03:08,208 I'm sorry, Lapin. 26 00:03:08,875 --> 00:03:10,292 This isn't happening. 27 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:13,333 - What the…? - Over there. 28 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:16,000 But they found something else… 29 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:20,750 Me. 30 00:03:26,042 --> 00:03:27,208 What is it? 31 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:31,333 The little freak's pointing at my ear! 32 00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:33,208 No, he's not. 33 00:03:33,542 --> 00:03:35,167 He did it again! 34 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:37,833 Nonsense. He's adorable. 35 00:03:38,417 --> 00:03:39,792 Hi there, little guy. 36 00:03:40,042 --> 00:03:41,708 You're not taking him back with us? 37 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:42,917 I'm not leaving him. 38 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:46,375 Good thing I'm the older brother and will be king someday, 39 00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:47,958 because you're too soft, Brother! 40 00:03:48,125 --> 00:03:50,000 Way too soft! 41 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,042 My uncle never found the Hamster of Darkness. 42 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:54,958 And he was never named king. 43 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:57,500 But we'll get to that soon enough… 44 00:04:30,042 --> 00:04:32,417 From the moment my dad brought me home, 45 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:34,333 I was preparing for the day 46 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:37,458 when I would become a great adventurer like him. 47 00:04:42,708 --> 00:04:44,042 There you go. 48 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,292 Nice slap of the wrist. 49 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,167 What do you think? 50 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,125 My favorite days were the days 51 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:10,833 when my dad returned from an adventure… 52 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:14,333 Personally, I don't see what the big deal is… 53 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,250 I mean, they just found old junk. 54 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:20,125 I find old junk in alleys and nobody's throwing me a parade. 55 00:05:20,458 --> 00:05:22,458 That's my turtle servant Abe. 56 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:25,333 He's a "glass-is-all-empty" kind of guy. 57 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:29,125 - Dad! - Hi there, little guy. 58 00:05:29,292 --> 00:05:31,625 Did you find the fork from the last brunch? 59 00:05:31,792 --> 00:05:33,792 And the knife! 60 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:37,667 But I couldn't find the spoon! 61 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:39,750 Of course, I found the spoon! 62 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:49,708 When I saw how everyone looked up to adventurers like my dad, 63 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:55,125 there and then I decided that's how I wanted them to see me. 64 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:03,667 And so there I was, 200 feet above hare-eating crocodiles, 65 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:06,125 hanging from a cliff. 66 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,667 - And then what happened? - And then… 67 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,167 you went to bed. 68 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,667 That's why they call it a cliffhanger, pal. 69 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:22,458 Good night, my future royal adventurer. 70 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,042 I was obsessed with adventuring. 71 00:06:42,208 --> 00:06:44,625 I stayed up every night reading. 72 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:54,083 Stupid feathers… 73 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:04,042 I devoured every book about adventuring and spent hours in the royal library… 74 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:07,833 I could not get enough of it. I knew the day would come. 75 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:24,250 I don't think heavy lifting is in my job description. 76 00:07:42,167 --> 00:07:44,792 The tryouts, let's go, Abe. 77 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:11,917 Every year I watched the Royal Adventure Society tryouts, 78 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:15,125 determined to pick up tips for when it was my turn to run. 79 00:08:18,417 --> 00:08:20,333 Why'd you invite him to sit with us? 80 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,875 My dad made me 'cause his dad's the new king. 81 00:08:24,042 --> 00:08:26,667 I can't believe we gotta be seen with that freak Chickenhare. 82 00:08:26,833 --> 00:08:27,833 It could be worse. 83 00:08:28,292 --> 00:08:30,375 We could be Chickenhare. 84 00:08:31,458 --> 00:08:33,125 - Right? - Oh man. 85 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,167 That was a lot of fun. 86 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:19,750 What a crock, 87 00:09:19,917 --> 00:09:23,208 the competitors are getting better and better every year. 88 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:25,500 - Some world classic… - Chickenhare? 89 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,667 What are you wearing? 90 00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:31,917 Like it? It's very in. 91 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:34,500 It's very now… now. 92 00:09:34,667 --> 00:09:39,125 Boots that make you look like you have hare feet are very now… now? 93 00:09:39,292 --> 00:09:42,167 Style's changed a lot since you were a kid, Dad. 94 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,917 Come on, let's take that hat off so I can… 95 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:46,125 No! 96 00:09:46,292 --> 00:09:48,625 Everybody laughs at me, Dad. 97 00:09:48,792 --> 00:09:51,917 I know it's hard being different. 98 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:55,958 No, you don't know. Nobody knows what it's like to be me. 99 00:09:56,917 --> 00:09:59,875 Chickenhare, now what have I always told you? 100 00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:02,542 The things that make us different… 101 00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:04,958 Are the things that make us special. 102 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:08,083 Yeah, I know, Dad. But I don't wanna be special. 103 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:10,083 I just wanna be normal. 104 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,292 And wearing this, 105 00:10:13,167 --> 00:10:15,042 I feel normal. 106 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:20,667 Maybe I'm not as up on the fashion trends as I used to be. 107 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:23,083 It's not just you, Dad! 108 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:24,833 It's all old people. 109 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,833 And check out what I can do in my new boots. 110 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:34,417 I'm okay. 111 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:35,583 All good… 112 00:10:35,958 --> 00:10:37,167 Little sore, but good. 113 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,750 It's just a phase. He'll grow out of it. 114 00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:17,250 This is it, Abe. Moment of truth. 115 00:11:17,417 --> 00:11:19,667 The day all my dreams come true. 116 00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:22,542 Remember my three keys to success? 117 00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:25,708 Don't. Screw. Up. 118 00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:28,958 In accordance with the laws in the Royal Rulebook, 119 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:32,208 those applicants today who reach the finish line 120 00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:37,333 shall be considered for the Royal Adventure Society for life. 121 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,083 First up, Chickenhare. 122 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:54,708 This should be interesting! 123 00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:11,083 Come on! 124 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:20,333 That's just slowing me down. 125 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,500 What are you doing? 126 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,417 Ouch, that hurts. 127 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,208 Just getting my bearings. 128 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:50,875 Time to make up some ground. 129 00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:07,708 Here we go. 130 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,542 I'm okay, I'm okay. Just go on. 131 00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:29,417 Sorry! 132 00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,583 Hey, that's cheating! 133 00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:08,958 Come on. 134 00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:10,250 You're almost there. 135 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,792 All you have to do is get across the Really-Really-Deep- 136 00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:16,958 But-Not-Quite-Bottomless-Pit. 137 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,125 Careful, Son. 138 00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:25,875 I can't watch, but I can't look away. 139 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,208 Easy. 140 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:40,375 - Come here. - Let it go! 141 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:11,042 - Well, there's always a plan B. - I don't have a plan B. 142 00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:13,333 You could become a stamp collector. 143 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,333 Yeah, it's like an adventure every time the mail comes. 144 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:20,000 And the mail comes every day. That's a lot of adventures. 145 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:24,667 What's so great about being a royal adventurer anyway? 146 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,458 Besides the fame and adulation? 147 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:29,375 Hey, Chickenhare, nice work today! 148 00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:31,250 Nothing but net! 149 00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:35,625 What'd you expect? He's mostly chicken. 150 00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:37,458 No, he's mostly hare. 151 00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:38,708 - Chicken! - Hare! 152 00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,417 - Chicken! - Hare! 153 00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:44,125 You know, if you close your eyes and take it out of context, 154 00:15:44,292 --> 00:15:46,333 it sounds like they're cheering for you. 155 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,708 Chicken! Hare! Chicken! Hare! 156 00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:50,875 Chicken… 157 00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:59,583 Why can't I be like everyone else? 158 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,208 Chickenhare? 159 00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,333 Geez, Dad, think you could knock? 160 00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:05,333 Sorry. 161 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,208 Thought you'd want to talk about what happened today. 162 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:09,750 Oh, that. 163 00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,208 Just a minor setback is all. 164 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,167 Next year, I'm gonna focus on doing more cardio. 165 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,625 Maybe some altitude training. 166 00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:20,333 You do know you can't audition twice. 167 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:24,083 Well I figured since you're the King, you could make an exception. 168 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:27,167 I can't break the rules just because you're my son. 169 00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:28,792 Come on, Dad. 170 00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:31,792 All I need is one more shot. I know I could crush it… 171 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,667 Chickenhare, you need to put your energies elsewhere. 172 00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:42,875 I know it's difficult to let go of your dream. 173 00:16:43,042 --> 00:16:45,833 I just don't want to see you get hurt again. 174 00:16:47,292 --> 00:16:49,500 Is this because I embarrassed you? 175 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:53,458 Chickenhare. You could never embarrass me. 176 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:57,708 When I look at you, I wish you could see what I see. 177 00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:59,708 Yeah, wish I could too. 178 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:03,500 All I see is that I got the worst parts of a hare and a chicken. 179 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,958 Maybe you got the best parts. 180 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,625 Do you know 181 00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:10,583 the greatest treasure I ever found? 182 00:17:10,958 --> 00:17:12,917 The Fountain of Middle Age? 183 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,500 It was you. 184 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:19,417 Finding you when Uncle Lapin and I went searching for the Hamster of Darkness 185 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:22,250 was the best thing that ever happened to me. 186 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:24,792 Goodnight, Son. 187 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,750 Oh, shut up! 188 00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:45,292 I've studied adventuring 189 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,000 more than anybody, right? 190 00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:51,875 I've gotta figure out the location of the treasure that every adventurer 191 00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:54,625 has been searching for, but has never found… 192 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,000 And when I figure that out, 193 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:04,042 he'll have to let me into the Royal Adventurer Society. 194 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:07,875 What's the treasure? 195 00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:11,125 Come on, you know what I'm talking about. 196 00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:14,167 The greatest undiscovered treasure of all time… 197 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:17,875 Gotcha. The greatest undiscovered treasure of all time. 198 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,333 I have no idea. 199 00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:23,500 Arturo the Rodent King created it to take over the world. 200 00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:25,167 Nope. Doesn't ring a bell. 201 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,708 Then his brother Ramon stole it and hid it 202 00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,875 before Arturo could use it. 203 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:33,833 It's got the power of a million hamsters! 204 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,875 Nope, still don't have it. 205 00:18:38,292 --> 00:18:40,833 It rhymes with the "Damster of Harkness". 206 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,250 The Hamster of Darkness, Abe! How could you not get that? 207 00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:53,375 From where I'm sitting, it was a problem with the clues. 208 00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:55,375 According to the old legends, 209 00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:57,667 "At the hour of 9 on a new day's dawn, 210 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:01,125 "the constellation of the hamster shall point 211 00:19:01,292 --> 00:19:03,500 "to The Temple of the Hamster of Darkness." 212 00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,083 Well, it's almost 9 213 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,833 which means I'm about to make time-and-a-half. 214 00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:10,250 There's just one problem. 215 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,875 You can't see a constellation at 9 in the morning. 216 00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:14,125 It's too bright out. 217 00:19:14,292 --> 00:19:17,000 - We gotta be missing something. - Yeah, breakfast. 218 00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:19,208 - I'm starving! - I need the original text. 219 00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:34,167 Erik the Literal's Volume 13 220 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,833 on the Hamster of Darkness is checked out. 221 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:38,333 When's it due back? 222 00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:40,458 Three months ago. 223 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:44,250 Fine, I'll go get it myself. So, who's got it? 224 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,750 Your Uncle Lapin. 225 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:55,083 So how long has it been since you've seen your uncle? 226 00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,917 Not since he tried to overthrow my father. 227 00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:01,875 He wasn't happy that my grandfather chose my dad as king and not him. 228 00:20:02,042 --> 00:20:03,958 Talk about rich people's problems. 229 00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:05,375 Let's go. 230 00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:06,917 I'm sure time has mellowed him. 231 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:09,125 Oh no. My duties as your turtleservant 232 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,208 do not extend to accompanying you 233 00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:14,417 to meet with your terrifying uncle in his jail cell. 234 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:18,833 Nothing about meeting with evil uncles in their jail cells… 235 00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:21,500 See, this is why you join a union. 236 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:24,375 Servants-and-Bed-Pan-Handlers Local 645. 237 00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:26,542 Strength through numbers. 238 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:49,750 What's he in for? 239 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,083 Murder. 240 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,417 Tax evasion. 241 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:55,167 I murdered the tax code. 242 00:20:56,125 --> 00:21:00,333 The prison that can hold Barry Goldfarb hasn't been built! 243 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,042 Some rules to remember: 244 00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:06,500 Do not pass Lapin anything as he will turn it into a weapon, 245 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:07,875 even a carrot. 246 00:21:08,042 --> 00:21:10,417 Do not approach his cell. Do not touch the bars. 247 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,667 And whatever you do, don't reach through the bars. 248 00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:15,667 The last guy to do that spent a month in the hospital. 249 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:19,875 Granted that was for the flu. But I'm sure he caught it from Lapin. 250 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,750 You're not coming with me? 251 00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:26,083 The union says I don't have to. Thank goodness 252 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:29,167 for Prison-Guards-and-Haberdashers Local 646. 253 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:31,125 Strength through numbers. 254 00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:00,833 Nephew? 255 00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:03,750 What a pleasant surprise. 256 00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:05,625 Hi, Uncle Lapin. 257 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:09,333 I was in the neighborhood and thought it might be nice 258 00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:12,833 to stop by and say "hi". 259 00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:14,167 So… 260 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,625 Hi! 261 00:22:16,542 --> 00:22:17,625 And oh yeah, 262 00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:20,417 there's this book that you've got from the library. 263 00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:22,542 It's actually long overdue. 264 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,583 Oh no. What are they gonna do, 265 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:26,833 lock me up? 266 00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:30,500 Right. 267 00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:33,375 That's funny because you're already locked up 268 00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:35,458 for trying to overthrow my father. 269 00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:38,750 Well, I always did have a problem with authority. 270 00:22:38,917 --> 00:22:42,250 So, you're looking for the Hamster of Darkness, 271 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:43,583 are you? 272 00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:46,458 I don't think it's real. 273 00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:47,625 Really? 274 00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:51,542 Every time I've requested a book on the topic of adventuring 275 00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:55,292 and it wasn't in, it was because you had checked it out. 276 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:58,500 Somebody's been doing their homework. 277 00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:01,583 It's real. And we both know it. 278 00:23:02,042 --> 00:23:04,542 It'd be quite a feather in your cap to bring back 279 00:23:04,708 --> 00:23:08,333 to the Royal Adventure Society, wouldn't it? 280 00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:10,208 Maybe… 281 00:23:11,542 --> 00:23:12,917 Such a waste. 282 00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:15,625 You see, when I find the Hamster of Darkness, 283 00:23:15,792 --> 00:23:18,583 I'm going to use it to take over the kingdom. 284 00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:22,292 I'm just joking. 285 00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:25,083 Besides, I'm locked in this tower 286 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:28,125 that no one has ever escaped from. 287 00:23:28,292 --> 00:23:29,625 You think I've been waiting here, 288 00:23:29,792 --> 00:23:33,208 hoping you'd visit because you were the final piece of my escape plan? 289 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,833 I wish I was that cunning. But now… 290 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,833 let me find that book for you. 291 00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:43,167 Is this the one? 292 00:23:43,542 --> 00:23:45,625 Oh yeah, that's the one. 293 00:23:46,417 --> 00:23:48,792 So, if you'd just toss it on over here, 294 00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:52,750 I'll get out of your way and you can go back 295 00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:55,750 to marking the days on the wall with chalk. 296 00:23:56,125 --> 00:24:00,708 I'm afraid my time in here has weakened me. 297 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:03,042 Come over here. 298 00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:06,833 Why not just give it a little toss? 299 00:24:09,792 --> 00:24:11,208 On second thought, 300 00:24:11,542 --> 00:24:12,708 I'll come get it. 301 00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:26,917 Hold on. I just remembered… 302 00:24:27,292 --> 00:24:28,500 I'm not done with it. 303 00:24:31,833 --> 00:24:34,042 Goodbye, Chickenhare. 304 00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:36,125 Don't forget your hat. 305 00:25:04,667 --> 00:25:05,875 Oh no… 306 00:25:11,917 --> 00:25:16,292 "Dear Brother, enjoy your last days as king. 307 00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:18,292 "All the best, Lapin." 308 00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:20,125 I'm sorry, Dad. 309 00:25:20,292 --> 00:25:23,042 You know you're not allowed to visit Lapin! 310 00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:24,500 What were you thinking? 311 00:25:24,667 --> 00:25:27,625 He had this book I needed about the Hamster of Darkness. 312 00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:30,708 - See I figured… - I told you to let it go. 313 00:25:31,792 --> 00:25:33,125 Sir, it's a map! 314 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:37,083 "The Tomb of the Unknown Turtle"? 315 00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:40,750 The ancient adventurer Frederic the Extremely Short proposed that 316 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,583 as one of the rumored locations of the Hamster of Darkness. 317 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,417 That's where Lapin's going. 318 00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:47,500 Ready my fastest boat. We leave immediately. 319 00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:52,500 Dad, I know everything about the Hamster of Darkness. 320 00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:53,792 Bring me along, I can help. 321 00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:56,833 No. You've done enough already. 322 00:26:21,167 --> 00:26:24,042 Hey, Boss, just came by to see how you're doing. 323 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:27,208 Other than letting the Kingdom's most dangerous criminal escape. 324 00:26:27,375 --> 00:26:28,917 - I'm doing great. - You are? 325 00:26:29,083 --> 00:26:32,208 - Look what was behind the bookshelf. - An abstract painting? 326 00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:33,833 A map, Abe. 327 00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:37,667 Lapin's been obsessed with the Hamster of Darkness. 328 00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:39,375 It doesn't make sense that he'd think 329 00:26:39,542 --> 00:26:42,250 the Temple would be at the Tomb of the Unknown Turtle. 330 00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:44,625 That's been searched so many times. 331 00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:47,208 It's a minute before 9, 332 00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:49,042 something's missing. 333 00:26:49,542 --> 00:26:52,542 The moths are gonna be the only ones to miss Lapin. 334 00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:54,083 It's winter. 335 00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:55,833 There are no moths. 336 00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:58,917 It's the constellation! 337 00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:00,708 Coincidence. 338 00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:01,958 It's not, Abe. 339 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:04,417 Lapin has been on his quest for years. 340 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:07,375 It's not a blanket, it's a curtain, give me that. 341 00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:14,250 You see, total coincidence. 342 00:27:14,542 --> 00:27:16,292 I'm not so sure. 343 00:27:16,708 --> 00:27:17,958 Let me clear the floor. 344 00:27:18,125 --> 00:27:19,333 Yes, that's it! 345 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:20,583 The book. 346 00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:29,000 "At the hour of 9 on a new day's dawn, 347 00:27:29,375 --> 00:27:31,083 "the constellation shall point 348 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:34,250 "to The Temple of the Hamster of Darkness." 349 00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:57,375 Bingo. 350 00:27:57,917 --> 00:28:01,042 Where's the "X"? Don't maps need an "X" to mark the spot? 351 00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:05,250 Oh, darn tropes. 352 00:28:09,292 --> 00:28:10,958 Dad! Wait! 353 00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:13,000 You're going the wrong way! 354 00:28:16,417 --> 00:28:18,208 We need to get a boat ready. 355 00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:21,292 We have to beat Lapin to the Hamster of Darkness. 356 00:28:21,458 --> 00:28:24,667 Oh no, forget about it. I am not an adventurer. 357 00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:27,625 And you're… How do I put this delicately? 358 00:28:27,792 --> 00:28:29,458 You're… you. 359 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,417 Maybe I'm not much of an adventurer, 360 00:28:31,583 --> 00:28:33,958 but we're the only ones who can do this now. 361 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:35,750 And if we don't, 362 00:28:35,917 --> 00:28:38,625 Lapin's gonna come back and take over the Kingdom. 363 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:41,167 Well, unemployment is kinda high. 364 00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:43,667 And your dad's been king for what? 15 years? 365 00:28:43,833 --> 00:28:46,250 This is serious, Abe. And it's all my fault. 366 00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:49,167 Not all. Only like 90%. 367 00:28:49,417 --> 00:28:51,708 I'm going. And I want you to come with me. 368 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,708 I'm your royal servant. I'm legally bound to go with you. 369 00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:58,833 No. I'm not asking as your master. 370 00:28:59,292 --> 00:29:01,042 I'm asking you as a friend. 371 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,875 That makes it an easy decision. 372 00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:08,792 Actually, that makes it an incredibly difficult decision. 373 00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:10,500 Can you be friends with your boss? 374 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:14,500 Isn't the relationship completely skewed by the power dynamic? 375 00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:15,667 What? 376 00:29:15,833 --> 00:29:17,458 These are deep questions. 377 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:20,417 I, for one, find them intellectually invigorating. 378 00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:22,333 Wait, wait. 379 00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:24,083 Actually, I'm sorry, keep going. 380 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:25,958 Wait. 381 00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:28,667 I'm coming… 382 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:30,042 friend. 383 00:29:30,208 --> 00:29:32,833 But be prepared for a lot of "I told you so's." 384 00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:44,000 I have been at sea for 12 long minutes. 385 00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:46,000 The heat is unbearable. 386 00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:48,667 Thirst is a constant companion. 387 00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:50,458 And as for hunger, 388 00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:54,667 I may be developing a taste for chicken and hare. 389 00:29:59,208 --> 00:30:00,917 Not too late to turn around. 390 00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:03,125 I always wanted an adventure. 391 00:30:03,292 --> 00:30:05,750 I just hope we can pull it off. 392 00:30:05,917 --> 00:30:07,167 I'm sure we will. 393 00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:13,250 I have no confidence in our chances. 394 00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:16,542 If you're reading this, that means I've either been crushed, 395 00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:19,417 impaled, pole-axed, harpooned, 396 00:30:19,583 --> 00:30:22,125 eaten alive by carnivorous beetles, 397 00:30:22,292 --> 00:30:24,667 drowned in a sea full of sharks, 398 00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:28,500 killed by birds pecking at my every being. 399 00:30:42,417 --> 00:30:44,083 So, so parched. 400 00:30:48,375 --> 00:30:49,583 Water? 401 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:53,542 Oh, that goes down nice. Oh yeah. 402 00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:54,917 So, parched. 403 00:30:55,667 --> 00:30:57,542 That jet stream gets me every time. 404 00:30:57,708 --> 00:30:58,792 Well? 405 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,667 Huh? Oh, yeah uh… 406 00:31:00,833 --> 00:31:03,792 The King took the bait. Everything's going like we planned. 407 00:31:03,958 --> 00:31:05,167 Like we planned? 408 00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:06,750 Well, yeah, okay. 409 00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:10,417 Technically it was your plan, but I agreed it was a great plan. 410 00:31:11,167 --> 00:31:13,208 No, it's the perfect plan. 411 00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:16,500 - Well, not quite perfect. - What? 412 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,250 It's your nephew. 413 00:31:18,417 --> 00:31:19,417 The freak? 414 00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:21,792 He knows where the hamster is. 415 00:31:21,958 --> 00:31:25,375 And he and his little turtle friend are following us. 416 00:31:25,542 --> 00:31:27,750 Hey, I figured we could wait for them, 417 00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:31,750 then flank them and engage them in a nautical battle. 418 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,042 I've always wanted to be in a nautical battle. 419 00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:39,292 Please remember you're here because of your wings, not your brain. 420 00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:42,083 I cannot waste valuable time on the off chance 421 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:45,208 that the freak actually makes it across the ocean. 422 00:31:46,167 --> 00:31:47,292 No, 423 00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:50,083 we'll subcontract this one out. 424 00:31:50,583 --> 00:31:54,833 And I have just the animal for the job. 425 00:31:57,542 --> 00:31:58,667 Luther, 426 00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:01,167 the last member of our team. 427 00:32:01,542 --> 00:32:03,500 The most ruthless animal 428 00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:05,917 I've ever had the pleasure of working with. 429 00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:07,083 He's so mean, 430 00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:09,833 he once killed an animal 431 00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:11,750 just for snoring. 432 00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:16,625 I have sleep apnea. 433 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:18,708 It's pretty bad. 434 00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:20,458 Can we get separate rooms? 435 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:24,417 Lapin, it's been too long. 436 00:32:27,167 --> 00:32:28,958 It's okay, little guy… 437 00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:54,000 This city is where Alexander the Sweaty discovered the Mustache of Destiny. 438 00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:57,333 Isn't this place great? 439 00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:01,125 Yeah. Great place to get murdered. Why are we here anyway? 440 00:33:01,292 --> 00:33:02,458 Follow me. 441 00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:05,958 This very tavern 442 00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:09,417 is where Hector the Lost hired the legless sherpa 443 00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:11,583 who led him to the Atheist's Temple. 444 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,458 I never thought I'd see it with my own eyes. 445 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,333 I think you and I have very different bucket lists. 446 00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:23,333 With any luck, this is where we'll find our guide. 447 00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:25,708 Or at least a communicable disease. 448 00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:27,625 Hey. You need a guide? 449 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:29,417 I'm your gal. 450 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:32,458 I know that jungle like the back of my tail. And the front. 451 00:33:32,625 --> 00:33:35,125 Don't do it, kid. She's bad news. 452 00:33:35,292 --> 00:33:37,792 Only a fool without a snout would hire a skunk. 453 00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:39,958 The guy you want's over there. 454 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,000 Excuse me? 455 00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:49,792 I'm looking for a guide. 456 00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:53,125 Well, fellow hare, 457 00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:54,917 you've come to the right rat. 458 00:33:55,083 --> 00:33:58,792 The name's Rusty, but my sense of direction's not. 459 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:02,792 Come on, let's go talk in the back, away from prying ears. 460 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:05,333 Yup. I think we can totally trust this guy. 461 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,292 Not suspicious at all. 462 00:34:12,875 --> 00:34:16,375 - So Rusty, we gotta go to… - I already know where you're going. 463 00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:18,042 You do? 464 00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:20,750 Wow. No wonder you're a guide. 465 00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:22,792 You're going with him. 466 00:34:28,417 --> 00:34:29,833 He's joking, right? 467 00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:36,583 Please tell me we've stumbled into a very messed-up daycare. 468 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:38,625 Rusty? 469 00:34:38,792 --> 00:34:39,958 Is this guide humor? 470 00:34:40,125 --> 00:34:44,208 You didn't tell me this guy was looking for the Hamster of Darkness. 471 00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:47,750 You lose your manners along with that eye? 472 00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:50,250 Stay out of this skunk! 473 00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:52,750 Yeah, it's me, I'm Meg by the way. 474 00:34:52,917 --> 00:34:56,083 I don't care. Now give me that map. 475 00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:59,042 Over our dead bodies. 476 00:34:59,208 --> 00:35:01,250 So, Mr. Gorilla, just to be clear, 477 00:35:01,417 --> 00:35:04,458 Meg was speaking metaphorically about the dead bodies thing. 478 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:06,708 He's a literalist. 479 00:35:16,417 --> 00:35:17,500 Take this! 480 00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:20,000 Yeah, my kind of girl! 481 00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:26,708 We're in a bar fight, Abe! 482 00:35:37,250 --> 00:35:38,792 Our map! He's getting away. 483 00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:40,292 Or not. 484 00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:45,625 Yeah, come on, is that all you got? 485 00:35:58,292 --> 00:35:59,958 Meg, you're amazing. 486 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:03,208 I'm assuming you're not going with Rusty as your guide. 487 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:05,542 You know, because of the whole betrayal thing. 488 00:36:05,708 --> 00:36:07,083 You're hired! 489 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:11,125 This should probably be a lesson, don't judge a book by its cover, 490 00:36:11,292 --> 00:36:13,917 'cause you might end up reading a really bad book. 491 00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:25,208 I'm really, really sorry. 492 00:36:25,375 --> 00:36:27,167 Meg? We've got a problem… 493 00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:29,042 And I've got the solution. 494 00:36:29,208 --> 00:36:30,792 Guys, put these on. 495 00:36:32,542 --> 00:36:33,667 Now. 496 00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:43,167 What a blast! 497 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:45,792 I'm gonna keep this if that's okay. 498 00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:52,667 Oh darn, I need to change your diaper. 499 00:36:57,250 --> 00:37:01,333 Hold up. This sweat is chaffing me like there's no tomorrow… 500 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:03,292 Which there probably isn't. 501 00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:08,125 That's better. 502 00:37:11,375 --> 00:37:14,042 A little hot in that jacket? 503 00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:17,583 Not at all. I'm actually a little cold. 504 00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:20,917 Okay… So, I know we haven't talked compensation, 505 00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:22,875 but I have a proposal. 506 00:37:23,042 --> 00:37:26,167 I'll take you to wherever you wanna go for free. 507 00:37:26,583 --> 00:37:27,708 What's the catch? 508 00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:30,167 I've been on a fair number of adventures myself, 509 00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:33,750 exclusively solo expeditions, you know, 'cause of the skunk thing. 510 00:37:34,417 --> 00:37:37,708 And the truth is, it's been kind of lonely. 511 00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:47,500 Meg, you can stay with us as long as you like. 512 00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:49,042 - Really? - Really? 513 00:37:49,208 --> 00:37:51,750 You are not going to regret this. No sirree. 514 00:37:51,917 --> 00:37:55,125 I gotta say, I think we're on the cusp of something great here. 515 00:37:55,292 --> 00:37:58,167 Something epic, something unprecedented. 516 00:38:00,792 --> 00:38:03,875 Hamster of Darkness. That's the Big One. 517 00:38:04,042 --> 00:38:06,667 When we find it, they'll put us on the cover 518 00:38:06,833 --> 00:38:09,667 of Adventure Weekly and Adventure Monthly. 519 00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:13,958 And Chickenhare, if they put your name first, 520 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:17,667 I'm totally fine with that, just happy to be part of the team. 521 00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:20,458 You think she brought anything to plug my ears? 522 00:38:22,292 --> 00:38:24,583 Hey, what kind of name is Chickenhare anyway? 523 00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:26,542 Is that part Yukinarian? 524 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:29,083 I actually don't know. 525 00:38:29,250 --> 00:38:33,000 Really? No clue? Because it is such a unique name. 526 00:38:33,167 --> 00:38:35,250 Well, it's very unusual. 527 00:38:35,417 --> 00:38:38,167 Because I see the hare, but I don't see the chicken. 528 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:41,042 I'm gonna figure this out, I'm great at puzzles. 529 00:38:48,333 --> 00:38:52,167 Well, that's too bad. Looks like we'll have to head back. 530 00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:54,500 Follow me. 531 00:38:57,167 --> 00:38:58,333 Your turn. 532 00:38:59,958 --> 00:39:01,083 Why can't I meet anyone 533 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:03,542 who shares my pessimism? 534 00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:10,167 If you take off that jacket, it might help with your follow-through. 535 00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:13,250 Just a suggestion. What do I know, I'm just a skunk, right? 536 00:39:13,625 --> 00:39:16,958 No, no. I'm good! Third time's a charm! 537 00:39:20,875 --> 00:39:21,875 Now what? 538 00:39:24,125 --> 00:39:26,083 Stay put and don't try anything foolish. 539 00:39:33,667 --> 00:39:36,708 I expected more from you, Luther. 540 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:39,833 I won't tolerate another mistake. 541 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,375 And why is this thing even here, 542 00:39:43,542 --> 00:39:47,042 why isn't he at home with your wife? What has happened to you? 543 00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:49,875 See, Lapin, me and my wife have 2-3 jobs. 544 00:39:50,042 --> 00:39:52,417 It's hard, you know, providing for the baby. 545 00:39:52,583 --> 00:39:55,708 See, I can't afford the cost of diapers and… 546 00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:56,875 Enough! 547 00:39:57,042 --> 00:40:01,542 Has the entire criminal underworld gone soft since I've been locked up? 548 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,708 Do me a favor, go back to your wife. 549 00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:08,708 Go! 550 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,833 Oh good, the duck's back. 551 00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:16,500 Please tell me something positive. 552 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:19,125 Chickenhare made it through the Desert of Death. 553 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,125 What? Impossible! 554 00:40:21,458 --> 00:40:24,750 Well, technically improbable since he did make it through. 555 00:40:24,917 --> 00:40:26,583 He's just a couple clicks behind us. 556 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,250 What are clicks? 557 00:40:28,417 --> 00:40:32,375 I hear that term on missions like this, but I don't know what they are. 558 00:40:32,542 --> 00:40:34,458 Destroy the bridge. 559 00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:37,292 It will take them a week to get around the quicksand. 560 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:42,958 By then, I'll have Featherbeard completely under my control. 561 00:40:43,917 --> 00:40:46,250 Our control. 562 00:40:47,583 --> 00:40:49,917 Your control… obviously. 563 00:41:02,917 --> 00:41:06,292 We'll have to go around, that's gonna take at least a week. 564 00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:07,917 We don't have a week. 565 00:41:08,083 --> 00:41:11,000 My Uncle Lapin'll already have the hamster by then. 566 00:41:11,167 --> 00:41:12,208 We can cross it. 567 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:15,833 Sure, for a couple of feet. But then we'd die! 568 00:41:16,417 --> 00:41:19,958 Because this is quicksand! Quicksand sucks you under until you die! 569 00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:22,583 That's what it does! That's its reason for existing! 570 00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:27,000 Chickenhare is right, we should try. The quicksand is only in a few spots. 571 00:41:27,167 --> 00:41:29,583 If we avoid those spots, we'll have a solid path. 572 00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:32,000 Do you know where that path is? 573 00:41:32,167 --> 00:41:34,333 Just follow in my footsteps and you'll be okay. 574 00:41:35,750 --> 00:41:37,125 I'll go last. 575 00:41:40,958 --> 00:41:42,708 Who's this Uncle Lapin? 576 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:45,208 He's just a genius adventurer 577 00:41:45,375 --> 00:41:50,625 with grandiose plans most likely covering a deep-seeded insecurity. 578 00:41:50,792 --> 00:41:53,583 Sounds like someone else I know. 579 00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:56,208 - Chickenhare! - Oh no! 580 00:41:56,375 --> 00:41:58,250 - Chickenhare! - Abe, help! 581 00:41:58,625 --> 00:42:01,792 Grab onto me. Darn, I'm a goner too. 582 00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:03,208 Hey, watch the shell! 583 00:42:03,375 --> 00:42:05,000 Hold on, Chickenhare. 584 00:42:09,208 --> 00:42:10,208 Meg! 585 00:42:10,375 --> 00:42:11,792 I'm going down! 586 00:42:11,958 --> 00:42:13,708 Stay still, don't move. 587 00:42:23,292 --> 00:42:24,500 What are you doing? 588 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,125 Grab the whip! 589 00:42:26,542 --> 00:42:28,917 With your hands! Isn't that kind of implied? 590 00:42:30,542 --> 00:42:31,542 Just pull! 591 00:42:33,167 --> 00:42:35,292 A little help, Abe! Hurry! 592 00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:39,250 You need to use your hands! 593 00:42:39,792 --> 00:42:42,958 Isn't it a pretty simple concept he's failing to grasp? Abe! 594 00:42:53,625 --> 00:42:56,333 Oh, my gosh! I'm pulling him out of his skin! 595 00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:08,125 Wait, are those… chicken legs? 596 00:43:10,333 --> 00:43:13,667 Hold on a second. Chickenhare… Oh, lightning bolt! 597 00:43:13,833 --> 00:43:16,000 That's where the name comes from! 598 00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:19,208 Told you I was great at puzzles! Those are chicken feet. 599 00:43:20,042 --> 00:43:22,833 You're part chicken, part hare, aren't you? 600 00:43:24,958 --> 00:43:27,292 Hello, what about me? 601 00:43:27,458 --> 00:43:30,667 Hey, a little help here, guys, I'm stuck. 602 00:43:37,417 --> 00:43:39,500 - Do you have other chicken parts? - No. 603 00:43:43,625 --> 00:43:44,625 Hey! 604 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,417 That is… awesome! 605 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:49,750 What else? Do you have wings? 606 00:43:50,417 --> 00:43:52,125 You have wings under that jacket! 607 00:43:52,292 --> 00:43:56,167 Nope. You've seen the top-shelf stuff. He has a couple feathers under there. 608 00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:58,375 - Lemme see 'em. - No! 609 00:43:58,792 --> 00:44:01,542 - Are there other chickenhares? - Not that I know of. 610 00:44:01,708 --> 00:44:04,917 You're your own species! How awesome is that? 611 00:44:05,083 --> 00:44:07,042 You're basically automatically endangered. 612 00:44:07,208 --> 00:44:10,042 - It's not awesome! - So like what you can do? 613 00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:11,958 Oh my gosh, you can fly! 614 00:44:12,125 --> 00:44:15,000 I can't fly. Chickens can't even fly. 615 00:44:15,167 --> 00:44:17,667 Technically they can over very short distances. 616 00:44:17,833 --> 00:44:20,208 Oh come on, but you're only part chicken. 617 00:44:20,375 --> 00:44:22,500 How many flying hares have you ever seen? 618 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,583 Well, none. 619 00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:28,375 But I've also never seen a hare with such gigantic floppy ears. 620 00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:31,458 - I mean, on an elephant. - I can't fly! 621 00:44:32,583 --> 00:44:34,667 You can fly! 622 00:44:40,042 --> 00:44:42,083 See, I can't fly. 623 00:44:42,625 --> 00:44:45,250 I can't clear a bar with my scent like you Meg. 624 00:44:45,708 --> 00:44:48,958 There's nothing good about being me, okay? 625 00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:52,125 You've got a "me" problem. 626 00:44:55,375 --> 00:44:57,625 I think we got a "we" problem. 627 00:44:58,875 --> 00:44:59,875 Oh no! 628 00:45:43,292 --> 00:45:44,625 Pigmies? 629 00:45:48,042 --> 00:45:50,625 Heya! We come in peace. 630 00:45:50,792 --> 00:45:53,042 For the record, I didn't wanna come at all. 631 00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:54,667 Blast 'em. Blast 'em all. 632 00:45:54,833 --> 00:45:57,417 Hold on, I can't, I haven't recharged yet. 633 00:45:57,583 --> 00:46:00,500 "Haven't recharged!" What happened to being special? 634 00:46:05,125 --> 00:46:07,542 Hey! That tickles! 635 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:10,500 Behold! 636 00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:12,542 The Chickenhare! 637 00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:15,000 God of the land and sky! 638 00:46:15,292 --> 00:46:17,750 Flyer over short distances! 639 00:46:18,542 --> 00:46:20,917 Part chicken, part hare. 640 00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:22,667 Almighty! 641 00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:42,333 You are a god? 642 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,083 Sure? 643 00:46:45,625 --> 00:46:47,625 That's good enough for me. 644 00:46:47,792 --> 00:46:50,042 Prepare the feast! 645 00:46:50,667 --> 00:46:52,125 See, "me" problem. 646 00:46:52,292 --> 00:46:53,375 Tonight, 647 00:46:53,542 --> 00:46:57,167 we shall ply the almighty Chickenhare 648 00:46:57,333 --> 00:46:59,917 and his strange helpers 649 00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:02,958 with our finest banquet! 650 00:47:04,292 --> 00:47:07,917 And then, tomorrow at first light, 651 00:47:08,083 --> 00:47:10,458 we shall take them to our volcano, 652 00:47:11,625 --> 00:47:14,833 and sacrifice the god Chickenhare 653 00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:19,125 to our god… Santoro the Stoic! 654 00:47:19,292 --> 00:47:21,542 I think you're just the thing 655 00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:26,500 to finally put a smile on Santoro's face. 656 00:47:26,667 --> 00:47:27,917 Just to be clear, 657 00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:31,625 Chickenhare's the only one going in the volcano, right? 658 00:47:45,958 --> 00:47:47,500 That meal was incredible. 659 00:47:47,667 --> 00:47:49,708 These guys know how to throw a sacrifice. 660 00:47:50,125 --> 00:47:53,875 See, Meg, this is what happens when I'm myself. 661 00:47:54,042 --> 00:47:56,583 Maybe we could take a break from the pity party? 662 00:47:56,750 --> 00:47:59,292 Let me tell you about a little skunk named… 663 00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:01,083 I don't know… "Peg." 664 00:48:01,625 --> 00:48:05,625 I love a good story, especially after a meal like that. 665 00:48:05,958 --> 00:48:08,708 Growing up, nobody wanted to have a play date with "Peg," 666 00:48:08,875 --> 00:48:10,667 on account of her being a skunk. 667 00:48:10,833 --> 00:48:14,958 Even when she got cool new dolls, and had goody bags for her birthday, 668 00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:16,792 nobody came. 669 00:48:16,958 --> 00:48:19,250 She bathed twice a day, didn't matter. 670 00:48:19,417 --> 00:48:22,125 So… she corked herself. 671 00:48:22,292 --> 00:48:23,958 Ouch! 672 00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:25,875 Ouch is right. 673 00:48:26,292 --> 00:48:27,875 But that didn't work either. 674 00:48:28,042 --> 00:48:31,000 So naturally, "Peg" got angry… 675 00:48:31,167 --> 00:48:34,125 Her parents wanted her anger channeled into something positive. 676 00:48:34,292 --> 00:48:36,500 So, she got a black belt in karate… 677 00:48:36,667 --> 00:48:38,083 and Kung Fu… 678 00:48:38,250 --> 00:48:39,667 and Kendo… 679 00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:41,958 and seven other martial arts. 680 00:48:42,125 --> 00:48:45,542 But that didn't help either. She was still angry. 681 00:48:45,958 --> 00:48:49,833 Deep down, "Peg" still wished she was anything but a skunk. 682 00:48:50,167 --> 00:48:53,583 Until one day, when she went on a field trip to the Royal Treasury, 683 00:48:54,375 --> 00:48:59,083 and then Billy Goat Jones, the jerk who teased "Peg" the most, 684 00:48:59,708 --> 00:49:01,417 shut the door behind us. 685 00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:04,583 But the treasurer was the only one with the combination. 686 00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:07,292 Know what happens when a skunk fears for her life? 687 00:49:07,458 --> 00:49:10,333 Well, "Peg" was a skunk who feared for her life 688 00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:12,458 and had been corked for 3 years. 689 00:49:15,333 --> 00:49:17,292 "Peg" saved everyone that day. 690 00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:20,375 And you were a big hero and everyone loved you, Meg. 691 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:22,833 I mean "Peg". 692 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,000 No, they treated me worse than ever. 693 00:49:26,167 --> 00:49:29,042 But for the first time, I didn't care. 694 00:49:29,208 --> 00:49:33,417 I realized the thing that I was corking, wasn't something to be ashamed of. 695 00:49:33,583 --> 00:49:35,792 No, it's what made me special. 696 00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:39,000 Chickenhare, you're a corker. 697 00:49:39,167 --> 00:49:43,542 Until you blow open your treasury vault, you won't know what makes you special. 698 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,333 Nice story, Meg, 699 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:48,500 and I liked the way you changed your name 700 00:49:48,667 --> 00:49:50,583 to make it feel more universal. 701 00:49:50,750 --> 00:49:52,917 But when the volcano turns us to ash, 702 00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:56,792 it isn't gonna discriminate between the corkers and the non-corkers. 703 00:49:56,958 --> 00:50:00,167 True. But they're not gonna throw us in that volcano. 704 00:50:01,583 --> 00:50:03,667 - They're not? - Nope. 705 00:50:03,833 --> 00:50:05,750 Because you're gonna break us out. 706 00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:14,292 - Are you sure about this? - Trust me. 707 00:51:03,333 --> 00:51:04,333 Chickenhare. 708 00:51:11,125 --> 00:51:12,708 I'll be right back. 709 00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:14,292 No. 710 00:51:20,667 --> 00:51:21,667 Really? 711 00:51:33,375 --> 00:51:35,500 Chickenhare, don't. 712 00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:42,958 You don't need those. 713 00:52:27,333 --> 00:52:28,792 Well, you know, 714 00:52:28,958 --> 00:52:33,375 I always felt waiting 'til first light was a bit arbitrary. 715 00:52:33,583 --> 00:52:35,333 Take them to the volcano now! 716 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:36,667 Put down your weapons, 717 00:52:36,833 --> 00:52:38,708 or your god gets it! 718 00:52:39,625 --> 00:52:40,625 Abe? 719 00:52:41,333 --> 00:52:42,958 Come on, guys, hurry up. 720 00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:47,250 Look how Santoro maintains his stoicism, 721 00:52:47,833 --> 00:52:50,792 even with a spear at his throat. 722 00:52:50,958 --> 00:52:55,208 Let's see how he maintains his stoicism rolling down a hill! 723 00:52:55,542 --> 00:52:58,458 Now they'll all follow him as we make our escape… 724 00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:05,625 - Or not. - Get them! 725 00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:11,375 Oh great Santoro, 726 00:53:11,542 --> 00:53:14,667 your revenge is at hand! 727 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:22,750 Watch out! 728 00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,667 This is not worth perpetual three-day weekends! 729 00:53:29,708 --> 00:53:30,708 No, come here! 730 00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:56,958 - Please tell me you've recharged! - I'm trying! 731 00:53:57,125 --> 00:53:58,625 Almost there. 732 00:54:04,083 --> 00:54:06,625 I'm really starting to think you're not special at all, 733 00:54:06,792 --> 00:54:08,167 you just have an enormous ego! 734 00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:10,333 There we go, I'm back. 735 00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:11,708 Fire in the hole! 736 00:54:23,458 --> 00:54:24,833 Chickenhare! 737 00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:41,000 - Chickenhare! This way! - Coming! 738 00:54:58,625 --> 00:55:00,750 Chickenhare! Your moves have moves. 739 00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:19,083 Good work, Chickenhare. 740 00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:20,250 Did you see that? 741 00:55:25,208 --> 00:55:26,208 Let's go. 742 00:55:29,625 --> 00:55:30,667 Look! 743 00:55:30,833 --> 00:55:33,333 Woah, the mountain! 744 00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:44,042 Incoming! 745 00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:51,250 - Meg, get us across! - I can't do it. 746 00:55:51,750 --> 00:55:53,500 I can't do it. Last time I tried… 747 00:55:53,667 --> 00:55:56,250 Last time your jacket was holding your arm back. 748 00:55:57,750 --> 00:55:59,208 You're almost here, Chickenhare. 749 00:56:03,625 --> 00:56:05,833 - I did it! Hang on! - Here we go! 750 00:56:09,958 --> 00:56:10,958 Oh, please. 751 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:12,875 No! 752 00:56:14,958 --> 00:56:17,125 You couldn't have brought the extra-large whip, 753 00:56:17,292 --> 00:56:18,625 could you, Meg? 754 00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:21,500 I hate adventuring! 755 00:56:25,417 --> 00:56:27,500 Hey! It's even further than I thought. 756 00:56:46,583 --> 00:56:49,958 According to the map, the temple's at the top of the mountain. 757 00:56:50,125 --> 00:56:51,125 We need a plan. 758 00:56:51,292 --> 00:56:53,542 Lapin is probably halfway up there already. 759 00:56:53,708 --> 00:56:54,750 I have a plan! 760 00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:57,125 If we take the Nearly Impassable Pass, 761 00:56:57,583 --> 00:57:00,708 by the time the trails merge, we should be ahead of them… 762 00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:02,708 Sounds like a genius plan to me. 763 00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:05,917 You know what? We might get that Hamster of Darkness after all. 764 00:57:06,083 --> 00:57:10,333 What do you mean "might"? Lapin's gonna eat our feather dust. 765 00:57:11,708 --> 00:57:12,708 Abe? 766 00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,500 This mud is actually very nutrient-rich. 767 00:57:17,083 --> 00:57:18,542 Uh, let's go. 768 00:57:18,708 --> 00:57:21,583 Hey, I wanna stop Lapin as much as you, 769 00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:23,583 well maybe 10% as much as you, 770 00:57:23,750 --> 00:57:26,042 but can't we look good doing it? 771 00:57:47,042 --> 00:57:49,083 Here I am. You won't believe it. 772 00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:52,500 Chickenhare's heading up the Nearly Impassable Pass! 773 00:57:52,667 --> 00:57:54,250 What? Impossible! 774 00:57:54,583 --> 00:57:58,000 No, again I think it's more improbable than impossible. 775 00:57:58,167 --> 00:58:00,667 You know, I tell you what, the way he's going, 776 00:58:01,167 --> 00:58:04,667 the Three Deadly Trials won't be a problem for Chickenhare. 777 00:58:09,583 --> 00:58:11,500 Get the dynamite. 778 00:58:12,333 --> 00:58:13,458 Come on, Abe! 779 00:58:14,542 --> 00:58:16,083 We're closing in on them. 780 00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:17,625 Hello, I'm a turtle! 781 00:58:17,792 --> 00:58:21,500 Are you completely unaware of my species' role in fables? 782 00:58:28,167 --> 00:58:29,167 You idiots! 783 00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:33,208 The avalanche was supposed to take out Chickenhare, not us! 784 00:58:38,125 --> 00:58:40,833 It really is difficult to find good help these days. 785 00:58:42,750 --> 00:58:43,833 Lapin! 786 00:58:44,333 --> 00:58:45,667 Lapin! 787 00:58:45,833 --> 00:58:47,458 Look, Lapin's a goner. 788 00:58:49,667 --> 00:58:51,750 I guess there's nothing we can do. 789 00:58:51,917 --> 00:58:52,917 Yeah there is. 790 00:58:56,875 --> 00:58:58,417 You're right, nothing we can do. 791 00:58:58,583 --> 00:58:59,833 Oh, let's go. 792 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,417 Sorry, guys. 793 00:59:13,375 --> 00:59:15,083 According to the legend, 794 00:59:15,250 --> 00:59:19,042 we're looking for a hamster face etched in the ice. 795 00:59:33,708 --> 00:59:34,958 I got it! 796 00:59:36,375 --> 00:59:37,583 This way! 797 00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:49,333 Alright, we're going in. 798 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:51,208 You read my mind, partner. 799 00:59:51,417 --> 00:59:53,958 Wait. Lapin's dead and buried. 800 00:59:54,125 --> 00:59:55,833 Probably not in that order. 801 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,792 We saved the Kingdom. We're done here. Let's go home. 802 00:59:58,958 --> 01:00:02,292 Abe, if I can bring back the Hamster of Darkness, 803 01:00:02,458 --> 01:00:05,167 my dad will let me join the Royal Adventure Society. 804 01:00:05,542 --> 01:00:07,583 Isn't it enough that you made it this far? 805 01:00:07,750 --> 01:00:09,542 And who's gonna believe me? 806 01:00:09,708 --> 01:00:12,167 I need the hamster as proof. 807 01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:15,042 Now the only thing standing between us and it 808 01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:17,042 are the Three Deadly Trials. 809 01:00:17,208 --> 01:00:19,458 Abe, if you wanna stay behind, fine, but… 810 01:00:19,875 --> 01:00:21,125 I'm in! 811 01:00:26,542 --> 01:00:28,583 I've always been a follower. 812 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:32,000 I want every other Thursday off too! 813 01:00:37,708 --> 01:00:41,167 "In order to enter the Temple of the Hamster of Darkness, 814 01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:44,250 "one must pass the Three Deadly Trials." 815 01:00:44,417 --> 01:00:48,375 Why's it always three? Why can't it ever be two trials? 816 01:00:51,708 --> 01:00:53,042 What's the first one? 817 01:00:53,208 --> 01:00:55,750 "We hamsters may be small of stature, 818 01:00:55,917 --> 01:00:57,875 "but we are cool under pressure. 819 01:00:58,042 --> 01:00:59,250 "We never lose our heads, 820 01:01:01,375 --> 01:01:04,583 "even when confronted by imminent death." 821 01:01:04,750 --> 01:01:07,500 "Imminent death!" That's how we start? 822 01:01:11,292 --> 01:01:13,375 Sadistic little rodents, aren't they? 823 01:01:19,917 --> 01:01:21,375 "Small of stature"… 824 01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:28,875 "Cool under pressure"… 825 01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:41,833 A secret passage! 826 01:01:42,292 --> 01:01:44,292 - Well done! - Let's get out of here! 827 01:01:57,250 --> 01:01:59,042 What's the second trial? 828 01:01:59,708 --> 01:02:04,250 "Though we hamsters may not be so fleet of foot to outrun our Destiny, 829 01:02:04,625 --> 01:02:07,042 "we do have the courage to face it." 830 01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:10,125 Enough with this fake self-deprecating routine. 831 01:02:10,292 --> 01:02:13,042 Why couldn't these hamsters hire shrinks like us? 832 01:02:19,917 --> 01:02:21,458 Run! 833 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:30,500 Look, that's Ramon's wife! 834 01:02:30,667 --> 01:02:33,667 It's wonderful that you're an admirer of the female form… 835 01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:37,125 His wife Destiny. We have to stand here facing Destiny. 836 01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:39,583 Or… we can run! 837 01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:42,625 Meg, if you're gonna side with me once before I die, 838 01:02:42,792 --> 01:02:44,458 you have 10 seconds. 9… 839 01:02:44,625 --> 01:02:45,625 I'm with Chickenhare. 840 01:02:47,750 --> 01:02:49,958 Miscalculated! 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… 841 01:03:29,208 --> 01:03:31,792 Think these hamsters had issues with being short? 842 01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:34,875 Do I even wanna ask what the third trial is? 843 01:03:35,167 --> 01:03:37,458 All the legend says, is: "Do this." 844 01:03:37,625 --> 01:03:38,625 Do what? 845 01:03:48,708 --> 01:03:50,875 That can't be it. Could it? 846 01:04:28,708 --> 01:04:31,292 Man, these hamsters keep you off-balance. 847 01:04:42,792 --> 01:04:44,167 The scepter… 848 01:04:47,208 --> 01:04:48,208 We made it! 849 01:05:01,708 --> 01:05:03,792 I'm taking you home. 850 01:05:15,167 --> 01:05:17,917 The Hamster of Darkness. 851 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:23,708 - But you… - Were buried in that avalanche? 852 01:05:23,875 --> 01:05:26,542 Or did I make you think I was? 853 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,625 See, I asked myself: 854 01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:33,000 Why should I try to pass the Three Deadly Trials 855 01:05:33,167 --> 01:05:36,458 when my very eager nephew would do it for me? 856 01:05:37,458 --> 01:05:38,667 Now give me that scepter. 857 01:05:38,833 --> 01:05:40,417 Don't do it. Don't give it to him! 858 01:05:41,292 --> 01:05:44,375 You're smart, Chickenhare. I could use someone like you. 859 01:05:44,917 --> 01:05:48,542 You could be in charge of my adventure society. 860 01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:50,958 We'll show everyone who laughs at us, 861 01:05:51,125 --> 01:05:54,792 take our revenge on those who'd shun us because we're different. 862 01:05:54,958 --> 01:05:57,292 We're so alike, you and I. 863 01:05:58,125 --> 01:06:00,083 I'm nothing like you. 864 01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:03,167 But you are. Because Chickenhare… 865 01:06:03,333 --> 01:06:04,625 I'm your father. 866 01:06:06,292 --> 01:06:08,167 I'm just kidding. I'm not your father! 867 01:06:08,333 --> 01:06:10,625 But wouldn't it have been crazy if I was, 868 01:06:10,792 --> 01:06:12,042 right? 869 01:06:13,250 --> 01:06:14,333 Give me that scepter or… 870 01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:17,250 One more step and I'll throw it over the edge. 871 01:06:17,750 --> 01:06:20,042 Do it and I'll throw your friends over. 872 01:06:20,583 --> 01:06:22,083 Give it to him! Post haste. 873 01:06:22,417 --> 01:06:23,875 Do not call his bluff. 874 01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:26,458 Prisoners play a lot of poker! A lot! 875 01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:29,458 If I give it to you, you'll let them go? 876 01:06:29,792 --> 01:06:31,875 I'll let you all go. 877 01:06:32,042 --> 01:06:33,083 I swear it. 878 01:06:33,417 --> 01:06:35,417 Chickenhare, no, he's lying. 879 01:06:35,917 --> 01:06:39,083 Do you know the final piece of the legend, Chickenhare? 880 01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:42,500 "He who releases the Hamster of Darkness 881 01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:46,083 "shall be followed for all of his days." 882 01:06:49,417 --> 01:06:51,625 That's right, little freak. 883 01:07:00,333 --> 01:07:02,708 I, Lapin the IX, 884 01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:04,625 call upon you 885 01:07:04,958 --> 01:07:07,375 to bring the darkness. 886 01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:26,833 What have I done? 887 01:07:33,667 --> 01:07:36,208 Now what do you say we go take back my kingdom? 888 01:07:36,417 --> 01:07:40,667 - What about the freak and his friends? - I promised I'd let them go. 889 01:07:40,833 --> 01:07:42,958 So, let them go… over the edge. 890 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:44,958 Darn semantics… 891 01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:55,458 I have good news and bad news. 892 01:07:55,958 --> 01:07:58,167 The bad news is that you should freeze to death 893 01:07:58,333 --> 01:08:00,750 in about 12 hours. 894 01:08:00,917 --> 01:08:03,125 Really? I think it's gonna be much quicker. 895 01:08:03,292 --> 01:08:04,542 What's the good news? 896 01:08:04,708 --> 01:08:07,958 Please be that they're sending a rope down for us. 897 01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:11,583 The good news is you'll live longer than your father, Chickenhare. 898 01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:13,917 I wouldn't call that good news. 899 01:08:14,083 --> 01:08:16,125 Maybe slightly better news… 900 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,500 We found nothing. 901 01:08:25,667 --> 01:08:28,250 It was just another of my brother's tricks. 902 01:08:28,417 --> 01:08:30,417 Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. 903 01:08:30,583 --> 01:08:33,167 If Lapin got to the scepter, things could get rough. 904 01:08:33,458 --> 01:08:36,167 Go and take shelter in the dungeon. 905 01:08:39,750 --> 01:08:42,292 Dad, I've gone to stop Lapin. 906 01:08:42,458 --> 01:08:45,667 I know I'm not an Adventurer like you, but I'll try my best. 907 01:08:45,833 --> 01:08:47,417 I'm sorry for all this. 908 01:08:47,583 --> 01:08:50,125 I love you, Chickenhare. 909 01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,542 This is all my fault. 910 01:08:57,708 --> 01:09:01,875 You know what? You're right! It is all your fault! 100%! 911 01:09:02,125 --> 01:09:04,292 We could've gone home now, but no, 912 01:09:04,458 --> 01:09:06,375 you needed to find the Hamster of Darkness. 913 01:09:06,542 --> 01:09:09,167 - So everyone would forget you're… - A freak? 914 01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:13,750 I thought bringing it back would make them accept me. 915 01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:16,958 It's not all your fault. 916 01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:19,458 It's Meg's fault too. She's a terrible influence. 917 01:09:19,833 --> 01:09:23,042 And I wasn't gonna say "freak." I was gonna say "Chickenhare." 918 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:25,333 - Same thing. - No, they're not. 919 01:09:25,750 --> 01:09:28,875 Look at me! Why couldn't I just be normal? 920 01:09:29,042 --> 01:09:32,417 Lapin never would've escaped, and I wouldn't've come all this way. 921 01:09:32,833 --> 01:09:36,500 Because you're not normal! Pretending you were only made it worse. 922 01:09:37,042 --> 01:09:39,917 But when you got rid of that costume and became you… 923 01:09:40,292 --> 01:09:41,708 You found the Hamster of Darkness. 924 01:09:41,875 --> 01:09:45,250 The treasure that no adventurer could find for thousands of years. 925 01:09:45,542 --> 01:09:47,875 Yeah, Lapin never would've found it without you. 926 01:09:48,042 --> 01:09:50,083 I'm trying to let it go, but I can't. 927 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:53,000 Look, all of us are born with things that make us different. 928 01:09:53,167 --> 01:09:55,792 The only choice we have is how we see those things. 929 01:09:56,083 --> 01:09:59,958 So, we can either be ashamed of them or we can embrace them 930 01:10:00,125 --> 01:10:01,875 and recognize that our differences make us… 931 01:10:02,042 --> 01:10:03,250 Special. 932 01:10:05,958 --> 01:10:07,458 - No! - Chickenhare! 933 01:10:36,458 --> 01:10:37,458 Really? 934 01:10:44,542 --> 01:10:46,000 Come on, Abe. 935 01:10:47,208 --> 01:10:48,625 They're too far ahead. 936 01:10:48,792 --> 01:10:51,125 By the time we get to your kingdom, it'll be too late. 937 01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:54,458 We've come too far. There's gotta be a way. 938 01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:56,833 - I have a plan. - You have a plan? 939 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,042 I have my moments. 940 01:10:59,417 --> 01:11:00,917 My secret shame. 941 01:11:01,083 --> 01:11:03,000 I was born without a shell. 942 01:11:03,167 --> 01:11:06,542 This one's my Uncle Herb's… Love you Uncle Herbie! 943 01:11:09,708 --> 01:11:12,875 What? It's not like I got feathers growing out of my head. 944 01:11:13,042 --> 01:11:14,458 It's not that. 945 01:11:14,625 --> 01:11:16,583 It's just that… 946 01:11:16,875 --> 01:11:19,375 you're really pale. 947 01:11:20,125 --> 01:11:21,750 That is unattractive. 948 01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:24,417 Anyway, who's ready to ride? 949 01:11:28,375 --> 01:11:30,750 - Should've used less wax! - Get down! 950 01:11:32,875 --> 01:11:33,875 Watch out! 951 01:11:43,042 --> 01:11:44,250 Alright! 952 01:11:44,417 --> 01:11:46,667 - We're gonna catch Lapin. - Or not. 953 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:53,125 I hate adventuring. 954 01:11:59,042 --> 01:12:00,792 Sir, Lapin's at the gate. 955 01:12:01,083 --> 01:12:03,042 He requests to see you. 956 01:12:03,750 --> 01:12:05,417 Let's settle this! 957 01:12:11,708 --> 01:12:15,500 Not another step forward, Brother, until you tell me where my son is. 958 01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:19,708 You mean that worthless little half-breed freak? 959 01:12:19,875 --> 01:12:21,792 He's not coming back. 960 01:12:21,958 --> 01:12:24,125 I made quite sure of that. 961 01:12:26,042 --> 01:12:27,208 Hold it. 962 01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:30,500 Brother, please. Where is my son? 963 01:12:32,708 --> 01:12:34,750 I assume by now he's frozen to death 964 01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:36,500 on the side of the cliff I threw him over. 965 01:12:36,667 --> 01:12:37,667 No! 966 01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:39,250 The scepter? 967 01:12:39,625 --> 01:12:42,000 That's right! I found it. 968 01:12:42,792 --> 01:12:44,750 Ah, technically Chickenhare found… 969 01:12:44,917 --> 01:12:47,458 Enough talk. Hamsters, attack! 970 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,792 Sounds like a lost cause. 971 01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:12,625 My favorite kind. 972 01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,583 Meg, I'll need your whip. 973 01:13:14,750 --> 01:13:16,042 Thought you'd never ask. 974 01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:29,167 We can sneak up on Lapin. 975 01:13:29,333 --> 01:13:32,417 That's a terrible plan, he's got a million hamsters. 976 01:13:32,583 --> 01:13:33,625 Lance, Whitey! 977 01:13:33,792 --> 01:13:35,625 Chickenhare! We thought you were dead. 978 01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:38,625 Nope. Alive and kicking with these. 979 01:13:38,792 --> 01:13:40,750 So, where do we stand? 980 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,542 It looks pretty hopeless. 981 01:13:43,708 --> 01:13:44,833 We gotta get down there. 982 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:48,167 We gotta figure out a way to get past those million hamsters. 983 01:13:48,333 --> 01:13:49,625 With big tails. 984 01:13:50,167 --> 01:13:52,458 What? I was born without a shell. 985 01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:55,750 A dose of skepticism has been essential to my survival. 986 01:13:56,708 --> 01:13:58,583 That's how we sneak up on Lapin! 987 01:13:58,750 --> 01:14:02,875 - With my skepticism? - No, with your shell. 988 01:14:03,042 --> 01:14:06,667 Well, at least we know your plan's not the worst one, Whitey. 989 01:14:07,667 --> 01:14:09,667 Mine, at long last. 990 01:14:12,458 --> 01:14:13,917 Perfect fit. 991 01:14:14,542 --> 01:14:17,542 Actually, I'll need to have it taken in a little 992 01:14:17,708 --> 01:14:21,250 because you have such a big fat head, Brother. 993 01:14:21,708 --> 01:14:23,625 Maybe you're not so perfect after all. 994 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,000 What? 995 01:14:30,167 --> 01:14:33,042 Peg, say hello to my little smelly friend! 996 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,750 Hey, Chickenhare's plan worked! 997 01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:47,667 Chickenhare! 998 01:14:48,625 --> 01:14:49,625 You? 999 01:14:49,792 --> 01:14:54,500 Hamsters, I command you to fight no more and return to the scepter. 1000 01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:58,250 I mean it. 1001 01:14:58,417 --> 01:14:59,417 I'm serious. 1002 01:14:59,792 --> 01:15:01,708 I command you! 1003 01:15:02,667 --> 01:15:03,958 Please… 1004 01:15:06,208 --> 01:15:07,417 Fool! 1005 01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:10,250 That scepter is nothing without me. 1006 01:15:10,625 --> 01:15:12,917 "For he who releases the Hamster of Darkness 1007 01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:15,833 "shall be followed for all of his days." 1008 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,417 The power's already mine. 1009 01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:19,792 That's not true. Without the scepter, 1010 01:15:19,958 --> 01:15:21,750 he will lose his power. 1011 01:15:21,917 --> 01:15:23,292 Then I'll get rid of it. 1012 01:15:23,833 --> 01:15:24,833 Hamsters… 1013 01:15:25,250 --> 01:15:26,708 Run, Chickenhare! 1014 01:15:26,875 --> 01:15:28,083 Attack! 1015 01:15:43,250 --> 01:15:44,375 Now what? 1016 01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:47,667 What are you waiting for? Break that wall! 1017 01:16:14,292 --> 01:16:17,042 Get the scepter, now, before he throws it in the pit! 1018 01:16:30,208 --> 01:16:31,875 Hamsters, the wheel! 1019 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,875 Okay, Chickenhare, that's how you want to play it, 1020 01:16:44,042 --> 01:16:46,833 then let's do it my way. 1021 01:17:02,625 --> 01:17:03,667 How does it look? 1022 01:17:07,792 --> 01:17:08,917 That wasn't there before. 1023 01:17:23,792 --> 01:17:26,750 Hey rodents, come and get us if you dare! 1024 01:17:32,708 --> 01:17:33,917 Hi there. 1025 01:18:08,958 --> 01:18:09,958 Look at him! 1026 01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:13,542 Get me the scepter if you want to fly another day. 1027 01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:27,333 Come on! 1028 01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:43,917 Game over, Lapin. 1029 01:18:44,083 --> 01:18:47,333 No it's not, we're just about to get started. 1030 01:19:23,958 --> 01:19:25,792 Catch me if you can! 1031 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:29,292 - Let's finish this, Brother. - Not so fast. 1032 01:19:32,625 --> 01:19:33,917 Hamsters, charge! 1033 01:19:40,292 --> 01:19:43,000 Finish him, Chickenhare's mine. 1034 01:20:21,125 --> 01:20:22,625 Give me that! 1035 01:20:39,375 --> 01:20:40,375 Good riddance. 1036 01:21:02,542 --> 01:21:03,667 Uncle! 1037 01:21:20,917 --> 01:21:22,958 I got you, come on. 1038 01:21:29,792 --> 01:21:31,583 Chickenhare, no! 1039 01:21:32,042 --> 01:21:34,958 Fly chicken, fly. 1040 01:21:53,375 --> 01:21:57,542 If I'm going down, at least I'm taking you with me. 1041 01:22:02,667 --> 01:22:03,708 What? 1042 01:22:03,875 --> 01:22:05,583 Impossible! 1043 01:22:34,708 --> 01:22:36,500 Hey, guys, I'm back! 1044 01:22:36,667 --> 01:22:38,333 Alright, you did it! 1045 01:22:38,583 --> 01:22:41,042 Did you see that? I can fly! 1046 01:22:41,708 --> 01:22:44,500 I wouldn't call that flying, more like gliding. 1047 01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:46,750 Abe, cork it, will you? 1048 01:22:46,917 --> 01:22:48,125 Chickenhare, 1049 01:22:48,292 --> 01:22:49,542 you found it. 1050 01:22:50,292 --> 01:22:51,833 Yeah, but Lapin took it and… 1051 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,500 Not the Hamster of Darkness, Chickenhare. 1052 01:22:54,667 --> 01:22:55,875 You. 1053 01:22:56,208 --> 01:22:57,458 You found you. 1054 01:22:59,833 --> 01:23:01,208 I'm glad. 1055 01:23:02,458 --> 01:23:04,042 Me too, Dad. 1056 01:23:06,042 --> 01:23:08,292 A hare who can fly. 1057 01:23:08,458 --> 01:23:10,000 How cool is this? 1058 01:23:10,167 --> 01:23:13,583 What are you talking about? He can fly because he's a chicken. 1059 01:23:13,750 --> 01:23:15,333 What? He's a hare. 1060 01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:16,500 - Chicken. - Hare. 1061 01:23:16,667 --> 01:23:17,792 - Chicken. - Hare. 1062 01:23:20,042 --> 01:23:21,542 So what'd I miss? 1063 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:24,292 Hey! 1064 01:23:24,542 --> 01:23:26,417 What do you want from me? I just… 1065 01:23:33,458 --> 01:23:34,458 Chickenhare? 1066 01:23:39,833 --> 01:23:40,833 Chickenhare. 1067 01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:43,167 I knew it. 1068 01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:50,292 Chickenhare, what are you doing? 1069 01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:54,125 Guys, I just discovered the location of the holy spork! 1070 01:23:54,625 --> 01:23:56,417 We leave in 5 minutes. 1071 01:23:56,583 --> 01:24:00,083 But they're just about to start bringing out the hors d'oeuvres. 1072 01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:02,042 But what about your induction? 1073 01:24:02,208 --> 01:24:04,042 This is what you've wanted your whole life. 1074 01:24:04,208 --> 01:24:05,667 Sorry, Dad, don't have time. 1075 01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:09,375 Hold on, Chickenhare. You can't leave… 1076 01:24:09,875 --> 01:24:11,000 without this. 1077 01:24:16,833 --> 01:24:18,625 Your golden machete. 1078 01:24:19,042 --> 01:24:21,000 You really mean this? 1079 01:24:21,542 --> 01:24:23,375 I love you, Dad. 1080 01:24:25,542 --> 01:24:28,417 Now, go get that holy spork. 1081 01:24:44,333 --> 01:24:47,792 What are the odds both of my best friends are masochists? 1082 01:24:51,792 --> 01:24:52,792 Hey! 1083 01:30:54,458 --> 01:30:57,000 Subtitling TITRAFILM