1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:35,040 KHANDAANI SHAFAKHANA 4 00:02:57,750 --> 00:03:00,660 Did you know that most couples in our country... 5 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:04,660 ...still suffer from sexual dissatisfaction? 6 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:09,000 Unemployment, social unrest and economic turmoil... 7 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:13,000 ...aren't caused by individuals, the state or government... 8 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,410 ...but by society at large. 9 00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:19,120 But the biggest disease that plagues our society... 10 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,200 ...is the lack of marital bliss. 11 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:24,330 Those suffering from premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction... 12 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:26,910 ...low sperm count or impotence needn't lose hope. 13 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:31,330 Bringing his family's age-old traditional expertise from Lahore, Mamaji! 14 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:36,330 The head of the Hindustani Unani Medicine College and Research centre, Mamaji! 15 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:40,620 The man who has given many famous personalities a healthy life, Mamaji! 16 00:03:43,450 --> 00:03:47,620 This makes your life young and blissful. 17 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,620 By drinking this your love life becomes amazing. 18 00:03:56,450 --> 00:03:57,950 To get back that lost spark... 19 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:01,120 ...visit today! Located near Hoshiarpur's clock tower... 20 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:03,950 Mamaji's Khaandaani Shafakhana (Sex clinic)! 21 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:13,450 Look, Hakim Tarachand... 22 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:18,500 We had heard of you corrupting students with your filth... 23 00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:21,540 But now you've crossed all limits. 24 00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:25,000 You're spreading this smut on TV! 25 00:04:25,910 --> 00:04:29,160 You think sex education is smut? 26 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:38,580 Listen, you can't use such obscene words in this meeting! 27 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:39,750 Like what? 28 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:42,790 Education? 29 00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:44,330 No... Ummm.... 30 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:47,950 The one before that. 31 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:52,200 The obscenity is in your minds! 32 00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:55,330 Sure, we have dirty minds... 33 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:59,790 But what about the media? 34 00:04:59,870 --> 00:05:02,500 Or is all of society corrupted, other than you? 35 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:07,200 This country's culture and morals have gone for a toss. 36 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:15,160 In the name of culture, you're making a mountain out of a molehill! 37 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:19,040 See, he's making dirty puns again! 38 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:22,080 People have lost faith in Unani medicine anyway... 39 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,620 But you couldn't care less! 40 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:29,200 Sir, I've given 25 years of my life... 41 00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:33,250 ...my blood and sweat to Unani medicine. 42 00:05:37,790 --> 00:05:39,750 You've disgraced us! 43 00:05:41,330 --> 00:05:46,540 You're hereby expelled from the Hindustani Unani research centre. 44 00:05:47,450 --> 00:05:51,160 You may speak or write as you please now... 45 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:54,750 We cannot have you associated with this reputed institution any more. 46 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:56,160 That's it. 47 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:58,620 Exactly. 48 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:02,370 Sources reveal that this man who publishes obscene material... 49 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:05,080 ...had been practicing as a quack for many years. 50 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,410 Big breaking news! 51 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:09,540 The man peddling sleaze under the guise of medical practice exposed! 52 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,200 "Educator turns Predator!" 53 00:06:11,290 --> 00:06:13,750 Crosses all limits of obscenity! 54 00:06:13,830 --> 00:06:15,700 This man has been boycotted for playing with public. 55 00:06:26,790 --> 00:06:28,660 The next song you hear... 56 00:06:28,790 --> 00:06:33,290 ...in the voice of Punjab's banging young heartthrob, Gabru Ghatak! 57 00:06:33,370 --> 00:06:36,660 Song requested by - Ludhiana's Sukhwinder Singh... 58 00:06:36,790 --> 00:06:38,330 ...Hoshiarpur's Baby Bedi... 59 00:06:38,450 --> 00:06:40,000 ...and Ajrar's MIntoji- 60 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:42,000 Presenting this bomb of a song! 61 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:51,750 "Coz ya know... " 62 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:56,160 "Coz ya know... " 63 00:06:58,580 --> 00:06:59,750 "Bring that back! " 64 00:06:59,910 --> 00:07:03,910 "Yeah she's got herself All of Chandigarh chasin' her" 65 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:08,200 "Sweet sixteens to their thirties They're all charmed by her" 66 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,620 "She glides on the roads pacing" 67 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:15,500 "Got the boys' pulses racing" 68 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,040 "Wait up baby, take a breath! " 69 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:27,950 "Yeah take a breath" 70 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:32,410 Today, I have a house, a scooter, and a happy family. 71 00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:36,250 They all have cellphones with unlimited data packs. 72 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,080 But that's not my idea of success. 73 00:07:40,450 --> 00:07:44,160 Success to me is when I see their eyes well with pride for me. 74 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:46,200 My brother doesn't have to work. 75 00:07:46,290 --> 00:07:48,290 - Why? - Why should he? 76 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:51,500 When there's passive income coming in comfortably... 77 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:53,910 ...why bother the prince of the house? 78 00:07:54,790 --> 00:07:56,950 Herbal is the future of pharma. 79 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,660 What's the point of selling these medicines? 80 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:00,950 - What's the point? - Exactly! There's no point- 81 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:06,500 On point! That's how Medi-pharma's representatives should be! 82 00:08:06,580 --> 00:08:09,830 Look at you new trainees waddling around with pamphlets... 83 00:08:09,910 --> 00:08:13,950 Boss, ask them if they know Doctor Bindra's three 'why's? 84 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:16,750 Why should doctor honour his prescription with your medicine? 85 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,290 Why should he give time and listen to you? 86 00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:19,700 Why should he use your company pen? 87 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:20,910 Why do you smell like a dustbin? 88 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,660 Miss Baby, that's four whys. 89 00:08:22,790 --> 00:08:24,080 Go take a bath first! 90 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,700 Boss, what kind of boys are you hiring these days? 91 00:08:26,790 --> 00:08:29,120 They'll drive the company to the ground. 92 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:31,290 I'll teach them how sales are made. Come on! 93 00:08:31,450 --> 00:08:32,620 "Just take a breath" 94 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:41,160 "Just take a breath" 95 00:08:47,290 --> 00:08:48,540 Put the brakes. 96 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:50,370 "Yeah she's busy plotting plans" 97 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:52,910 - Get a side. - "But she's never on time" 98 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,910 "But when she'll meet your eyes" 99 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,290 "She'll cause a traffic jam" 100 00:08:57,450 --> 00:08:59,040 "Baby's crazy, yo! " 101 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,160 "She dances in the club" 102 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,290 "And her moves are sick" 103 00:09:03,450 --> 00:09:05,750 "She's the center of the hub" 104 00:09:06,450 --> 00:09:08,750 "She's a bit of a thug" 105 00:09:08,830 --> 00:09:10,660 "A cuss in every line she says" 106 00:09:10,790 --> 00:09:12,830 "She ain't no sparkler or bomb" 107 00:09:12,910 --> 00:09:15,160 - Don't talk nonsense with me. - "She's a fireworks display! " 108 00:09:15,290 --> 00:09:16,290 - Keep it down. - BOOM. 109 00:09:16,450 --> 00:09:17,450 [Bring that back] 110 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:19,370 [Oh] 111 00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:30,580 "All of Amritsar's her shindig" 112 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:34,830 "The boys they're spinnin' With all her diggin" 113 00:09:34,910 --> 00:09:39,250 "This strapping young Gabru Has fallen for you" 114 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:43,660 "Don't be so rude, you Be tender or I'll rue" 115 00:09:43,790 --> 00:09:45,790 "The world's running on your fuel" 116 00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:47,870 "But what you sayin' with your eyes" 117 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,250 "No one got a goddamn clue" 118 00:09:52,290 --> 00:09:54,410 "Wait up Baby, take a breath!" 119 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:03,200 "Yeah, take a breath" 120 00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:11,620 "It's your boy Gabru" 121 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,580 "Yeah take a breath" 122 00:10:20,910 --> 00:10:23,290 You sell your own medicines. Why criticize ours? 123 00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:24,950 Because our medicines are better. 124 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,160 - Their company is also better. - What rubbish. 125 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:30,290 Doctor, get two glasses of water and you'll see... 126 00:10:30,370 --> 00:10:32,410 Whose medicine gets mixed and whose gets nixed! 127 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:33,790 What will that prove? 128 00:10:33,870 --> 00:10:34,910 What? 129 00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:39,950 Doctor, tell him... what it will prove? 130 00:10:42,660 --> 00:10:44,330 Do it and prove. 131 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:54,580 Okay, tell me what this proves? 132 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:57,750 You don't know? 133 00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:00,790 Let our star representative explain. 134 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:04,950 Sir I was bluffing to make a sale. 135 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:08,830 A bluff is a bluff, if it succeeds... 136 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:15,450 What you did isn't bluffing, it's buffoonery! 137 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:19,790 Shut up! 138 00:11:21,450 --> 00:11:22,830 God save us. 139 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:34,200 I keep asking for her photos 140 00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:37,330 to find her a match, but she never sends them! 141 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:41,700 Don't mind me saying this, but Baby's a total liar! 142 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:45,450 Baby, what's your Uncle saying? 143 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:48,000 You haven't emailed your photos? 144 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,450 I told you to send the ones from Sheetu's wedding. 145 00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:52,200 But Mom, you're in them too! 146 00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:54,160 So what if I'm in them? 147 00:11:54,290 --> 00:11:56,660 What if they fancy you instead? 148 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,160 Oh God... It's all a joke to you! 149 00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:02,830 Hello? Why do you need her photo now? 150 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:07,290 I've created Baby's profile on a matrimonial website. 151 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:12,040 Forget Hoshiarpur, she'll be flooded with proposals from all of Punjab now! 152 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:13,620 You wait and watch! 153 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:18,750 Show her the guy in the pink shirt. So smart, I tell you! 154 00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:20,160 Looks just like Al Pacino! 155 00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:21,410 - Really? - Yes! 156 00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:23,370 Look. 157 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,120 What? Why are you laughing? He's handsome! 158 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:34,000 Mom, you married such a handsome man like Dad... 159 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,200 And I get this scarecrow? Why? 160 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,330 Go to hell. 161 00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:40,580 You just don't want to get married! 162 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:41,700 Really? 163 00:12:41,950 --> 00:12:45,000 If I get married and go, who'll run the house? This slob? 164 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,200 And how will we afford another wedding? 165 00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:50,700 Why? Your uncle helped us with Sheetu's wedding... 166 00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:52,700 He'll sponsor yours too! 167 00:12:52,790 --> 00:12:55,120 Your brother-in-law isn't that generous! 168 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,830 He won't even donate blood for free, let alone sponsor my wedding. 169 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,080 Wait a minute. What do you mean? 170 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,540 Don't act so naïve, Uncle. 171 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,040 It's barely been a month since the wedding... 172 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,750 ...and you're already calculating interest. 173 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,910 Forget it, it's useless trying. 174 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,660 She wants to remain a spinster. 175 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,330 No one cares about me in this house! 176 00:13:12,450 --> 00:13:15,120 Got the youngest sister married first... now you are after the eldest one. 177 00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:18,750 No one spares a thought for this eligible lad sitting unhitched at home! 178 00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:21,830 Oh God! Take me with you! 179 00:13:21,910 --> 00:13:22,950 Hold on a minute, Mom. 180 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:26,830 Sheetu's nine months younger than me, and you got her married first. 181 00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:28,330 - Listen... - Wait a minute, Uncle. 182 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:31,700 Imagine the things they must be saying about me in the family. 183 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,330 Don't get stressed, my dear. There's no hurry. 184 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:45,000 Pay me back comfortably after three months. Okay? 185 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,160 It's lakhs of rupees, Uncle. 186 00:13:47,290 --> 00:13:49,580 How can I pay it back in three months? 187 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:53,790 I'm just not destined for happiness! 188 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:57,410 Take your time... Or you could sell me this outhouse... 189 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:00,450 Simple! 190 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,120 Don't say that, Uncle. 191 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,660 This home is all we are left with... 192 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:11,330 The only memory of Dad we can hold on to. 193 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:15,910 Look Baby, I don't beat around the bush. 194 00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:19,000 If you can't pay the loan, never mind. 195 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:23,080 Take some more money and get a big house in the village. 196 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:27,450 I'll open a small boutique for my daughter Chinki here. 197 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:04,910 Yes, it's Baby. 198 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:12,830 What? 199 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:14,910 This morning at Hoshiarpur's Clock Tower... 200 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:21,000 ...a man named Jhalla Halwai shot and killed Hakim Tara Chand AKA Mamaji. 201 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:25,160 The incident took a curious turn when Jhalla Halwai surrendered to the police... 202 00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:28,790 ...claiming that he was suffering from a sexual disorder... 203 00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:32,450 ...and that Mamaji's medicine ruined his life. 204 00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:34,660 Mama was a very dangerous man! 205 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,080 His medicine turned me into Don Juan! 206 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,160 Women couldn't resist me! 207 00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:41,700 Ladies going left, ladies going right... 208 00:15:41,870 --> 00:15:43,700 They kept banging into me in the center! 209 00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:47,160 One day, my wife Gulaabo caught me with Mrs Dhillon, our neighbour. 210 00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:50,620 She sent me divorce papers the very next day! 211 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,580 I lost my mind... 212 00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:57,330 I took my gun, went straight to Mama's house and shot him! 213 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,330 His medicine still hasn't worn off! 214 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:02,500 Mama, I'll destroy your entire clan! 215 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,620 Let me find him and then I will not spare him. 216 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,660 Jhalla Halwai is said to be mentally unsound. 217 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,910 He has been sent to Amritsar Mental Hospital... 218 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,950 ...and the next court hearing has been deferred. 219 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:18,790 The board has said that until he is mentally stable, the next hearing-- 220 00:16:23,870 --> 00:16:28,000 How many stale marriages Mamaji helped flourish... 221 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,540 That's something only he knew... or his patients. 222 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,080 There was magic in his medicine. 223 00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:53,500 I arranged the funeral. 224 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,660 I'll organize a prayer meet too. 225 00:16:55,870 --> 00:16:59,410 As his sister, I'll fulfill all my responsibilities. 226 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,160 But let me make it clear... 227 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:05,250 We had nothing to do with him or that clinic of his. 228 00:17:05,370 --> 00:17:06,700 What do you mean? 229 00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:09,290 I've had my eye on his business for so long. 230 00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:13,160 I had many brilliant business ideas too! 231 00:17:13,870 --> 00:17:15,080 What kind of ideas? 232 00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:21,700 Sir, sexology is one hell of a crooked business. 233 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:27,160 Populations thrive on sex, and this business thrives on the lack of it. 234 00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:30,910 Which is why I designed the 'NRI' scan machine! 235 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:32,830 NRI? 236 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,620 No Response Indicator machine. 237 00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:41,120 Take two wires from a circuit and put it in the patient's pants. 238 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,660 Attach a meter and press a button. 239 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,370 A red bulb will light up. 240 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,950 Red light means no response... 241 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,950 Human organ used only for 'pee-pee'! 242 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:58,870 That's it! Prescribe pills and mint money... 243 00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:02,080 And till the light doesn't turn green, continue the treatment! 244 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,040 But when does the light turn green? 245 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:07,950 Never! The wire isn't connected to the circuit... High five! 246 00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,450 Have some shame! 247 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:17,120 Anyway, for you... Here's Mamaji's one and only will. 248 00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:18,500 Show me! 249 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:25,540 Mamaji has named Baby Bedi the sole heir to his Khandaani Shafakhana. 250 00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:28,410 - What? - Why? 251 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,500 Baby Bedi will be entitled to Khandaani Shafakhana... 252 00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:32,910 ...the property of 307, Clock Tower Bazaar... 253 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:38,040 ...and all the income it generates. 254 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,000 You mean we can sell this property too? 255 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,160 Not 'we', just you. 256 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,950 But there are a few conditions. 257 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:52,700 You can sell this property six months from the date of Mamaji's death... 258 00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:57,620 ...but before that, you must run this clinic for 6 months. 259 00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,000 - Me? - Her? 260 00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:05,080 You need to ensure that Mamaji's patients get their medicines. 261 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:11,160 Mamaji didn't want his regular patients to feel... 262 00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:15,450 ...that the clinic has died along with him. 263 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,160 Tagra says... 264 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:23,080 ...go to the clinic at 9 am sharp, and be there till 5 pm. 265 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,830 But Mr Tagra how can I run the clinic without a medical degree or license? 266 00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:29,910 Do you think Mamaji was a dunderhead? 267 00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:33,830 For the smooth functioning of the clinic, it is very important 268 00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:36,120 for you to appoint a professional doctor. 269 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:41,830 The doctor's salary can be paid from the clinic's income. 270 00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:43,620 And from where do I get a doctor? 271 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,200 That's between Mamaji and you. 272 00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:48,700 This is unfair! I give all the ideas and she gets the clinic? 273 00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:51,620 The clinic needs ideas with experience! 274 00:19:52,910 --> 00:19:55,870 See! Everyone thinks I lack (s)experience! 275 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,120 That's why I say, get me married. 276 00:19:58,290 --> 00:20:02,040 Doesn't matter - your ideas are banned... No entry! 277 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:05,910 I had heard that lawyers are shameless, but now I've seen it too! 278 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,620 You have no qualms saying such things in front of two ladies! 279 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,250 - What? - Don't act so innocent! 280 00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:14,330 You know what kind of clinic it is, right? 281 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:18,080 Would you discuss such things with your daughters? 282 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,700 Look Madam, I am a legal representative. 283 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,660 Whether you want to keep or sell the property is your call. 284 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,540 You can decide by the time the last rites are over. 285 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:29,870 There's nothing to decide! 286 00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:31,830 We don't need his charity. 287 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:35,450 Don't call again, or I'll slap a case on you! 288 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:36,870 Have a good day! 289 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,120 Come on Baby. 290 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,540 Get up Bhooshit! 291 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:44,200 As if he hasn't given me enough troubles already. 292 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,620 [PUSHPA HERBAL] 293 00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:38,950 Yeah, keep chilling like a queen. 294 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,330 You didn't pay my phone bill... 295 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,580 3G, 4G, PubG... Everything's gone! 296 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,120 Have a blast! 297 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:56,620 I'm seeing you after ages, Chinki! 298 00:21:56,910 --> 00:21:58,830 Wait, I'll get you a chair. 299 00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:02,000 It will be perfect. 300 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:06,160 We'll install a few sewing machines here... 301 00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:07,620 And over there? 302 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,290 A big signboard that says 'Chinki's Boutique'! 303 00:22:12,370 --> 00:22:13,500 Thank you Papa! 304 00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:14,910 God bless you, my child. 305 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,500 How can I just leave everything and sit at Mamaji's clinic? 306 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:21,370 - Does it make any sense? - No, it doesn't. 307 00:22:22,910 --> 00:22:24,750 Careful, sir. 308 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,450 Mamaji's gone now... 309 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:33,290 Just transfer the property in my name. No one will know! 310 00:22:34,290 --> 00:22:39,790 Madam Baby, the sanctity of this will is unquestionable and indisputable! 311 00:22:39,870 --> 00:22:42,410 And kindly note, the Hindustani Unani Research Centre... 312 00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:44,660 ...also has an interest in this property. 313 00:22:44,790 --> 00:22:47,080 Who are these new stakeholders now? 314 00:22:47,370 --> 00:22:49,080 You'll come to know in good time. 315 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:53,040 But if you back out and don't fulfill the terms and conditions... 316 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:58,500 ...the property will go to the Hindustani Unani research centre. 317 00:22:58,620 --> 00:22:59,870 Kindly note it. 318 00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:04,910 Look what you've done! 319 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,120 Sorry... 320 00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:23,160 Hey, man listen. 321 00:23:23,290 --> 00:23:24,250 Oh my dear! 322 00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:27,660 A car just hit my friend... can you please help me? 323 00:23:27,790 --> 00:23:32,370 The doctor gave this long prescription and I have no money. Please? 324 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:34,580 - Are you Rukhsar? - Shabnam. 325 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,250 This is a prescription for Herpes! 326 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,450 Hey, get the lady a glass of juice. 327 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:47,750 Thank you. 328 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,870 Ever got your liver checked? 329 00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:55,580 Pray, why? 330 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:04,040 Next. Shabnam. 331 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,950 - Yes. - You go. 332 00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:07,830 You again! 333 00:24:07,910 --> 00:24:08,910 We're together. 334 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,080 Come...Does it hurt a lot? Come. 335 00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:13,580 Hey, listen... 336 00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:14,700 Hey! 337 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,160 Steer clear of alcohol. 338 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,830 Take this medicine for fifteen days and come back for a check-up. 339 00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:36,160 Miss Baby... - Yes. 340 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,750 ...Business and charity must be kept separate. 341 00:24:40,290 --> 00:24:43,250 Sir, how can I can afford charity if there's no business? 342 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:44,910 Don't mind. 343 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,790 The salts are all basically the same... 344 00:24:46,870 --> 00:24:48,250 But my patients might say- 345 00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:51,750 God knows which company's medicines this old man prescribes! 346 00:24:52,790 --> 00:24:54,580 Sir, firstly- you don't look old. 347 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:55,620 Thanks. 348 00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:58,330 And secondly, companies don't make medicines. 349 00:24:58,450 --> 00:25:00,250 It's the medicine that makes the company. 350 00:25:00,450 --> 00:25:01,700 Oh, same thing. 351 00:25:01,790 --> 00:25:02,910 Same thing? 352 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,750 Of course, same thing! 353 00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:06,660 She diagnosed my problem just by looking at my face... 354 00:25:06,790 --> 00:25:07,950 How can you doubt her? 355 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,160 Relax... 356 00:25:14,290 --> 00:25:16,450 Sir, have you heard of Kattar Singh? 357 00:25:16,790 --> 00:25:17,870 Kattar Singh? 358 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:21,080 Sir, Kattar Singh was a poor potter from Kapurthala. 359 00:25:21,790 --> 00:25:23,660 Every week, he sat and make pots... 360 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:26,620 ...and then carried them on his donkey to sell at the bazaar. 361 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:31,790 For his meals, he made 'laddoos' of edible gum and flour. 362 00:25:31,870 --> 00:25:34,040 He ate those and fed them to his donkey as well. 363 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:36,870 Is he our patient? 364 00:25:37,290 --> 00:25:38,290 I don't know. 365 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,790 Sir, one day he couldn't sell a single pot. 366 00:25:42,370 --> 00:25:44,410 Chinese pots had entered the market... 367 00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:46,620 They were stronger and cheaper. 368 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:50,450 The traders told him - get pots like these, or get lost. 369 00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:53,040 Moved by his master's plight, the donkey began to cry. 370 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:57,790 He cried so much...that he pooped in despair. 371 00:25:59,330 --> 00:26:05,120 As luck would have it, his potty fell right on the potting clay. 372 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,700 And something miraculous happened. 373 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:14,750 The combination of the poop and clay worked like magic... 374 00:26:14,830 --> 00:26:16,540 ...and the pots became unbreakable! 375 00:26:17,330 --> 00:26:20,450 Kattar's pots began to outsell the Chinese ones. 376 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:23,580 Business multiplied and soon Kattar had four new servants and donkeys. 377 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,870 But the old donkey never forgot his duty. 378 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:32,750 Every morning he would dutifully go and poop on the clay... 379 00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:35,000 ...and Kattar would make unbreakable pots out of it. 380 00:26:36,370 --> 00:26:38,370 Then one day, the donkey got constipated. 381 00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:39,370 Shit! 382 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:41,540 No Sis, no shit! 383 00:26:43,330 --> 00:26:46,040 The treatment was expensive. 384 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,870 The servant said, "Sir, are you crazy to spend this much on a donkey?" 385 00:26:49,620 --> 00:26:52,660 It's just a matter of poop. Till the donkey doesn't, I'll do it. 386 00:26:52,790 --> 00:26:55,120 And Katti fell into the trap. 387 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:59,160 The poor donkey died of constipation... 388 00:26:59,290 --> 00:27:02,200 ...and the wise-ass servant's folly made Katti's business go kaput. 389 00:27:06,330 --> 00:27:07,080 So? 390 00:27:07,290 --> 00:27:09,950 So, what's the moral of the story? 391 00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:15,160 All salts might be the same... 392 00:27:15,790 --> 00:27:17,250 ...but all medicines aren't. 393 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:23,000 What a man! He is a genius. 394 00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:50,160 They're putting germs into each other mouths. 395 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:51,750 Germs? 396 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,080 Of course. It can cause ulcers. 397 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,540 Why are you so pissed? 398 00:27:56,830 --> 00:27:58,250 Didn't get your salary today? 399 00:27:58,750 --> 00:27:59,750 Salary? 400 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,160 My butt goes numb riding this scooter around all day... 401 00:28:02,290 --> 00:28:04,830 And what do we get? A measly commission. 402 00:28:05,370 --> 00:28:08,200 Mista-Sista... Be positive! 403 00:28:09,330 --> 00:28:12,660 HIV positive, TB positive, Malaria positive... 404 00:28:12,790 --> 00:28:16,200 Medicine is the only field where 'positive' means bad news. 405 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,160 You're just sour because you couldn't become a doctor. 406 00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:23,830 If I didn't have to look after you guys, I would've become a doctor. 407 00:28:25,750 --> 00:28:27,540 I'll have to try something else now. 408 00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:30,500 So why don't you? I'm a staunch 'feminine' at heart. 409 00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:33,330 Girls should be at the forefront when it comes to work. 410 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:36,830 I'll go run Mamaji's clinic. 411 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,000 Have you gone bonkers? 412 00:28:40,660 --> 00:28:42,500 That's no place for a girl! 413 00:28:42,580 --> 00:28:45,870 Really! Didn't you just say girls should be at the forefront? 414 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,500 I could say Jennifer Lawrence is my girlfriend. So what? 415 00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:55,700 Uncle's going to throw us out of our house and turn it into Chinki's boutique. 416 00:28:55,790 --> 00:28:57,790 They'll get us on the streets. 417 00:28:57,910 --> 00:28:58,790 What will we do then? 418 00:29:04,790 --> 00:29:06,040 Think of it... 419 00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:08,870 It's prime property in the city's busiest market. 420 00:29:09,370 --> 00:29:11,500 Selling the clinic will get us big bucks. 421 00:29:12,370 --> 00:29:14,370 I got the property's value estimated... 422 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,750 It's worth ten million! 423 00:29:16,910 --> 00:29:18,330 Ten million! 424 00:29:22,790 --> 00:29:24,330 You aren't lying, right? 425 00:29:26,330 --> 00:29:29,910 I'll get myself those fancy headphones then! 426 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:34,250 Firstly, I want to fling Uncle's money at his face. 427 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:40,290 And then, fix the interiors... get a room built on the terrace... 428 00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:43,580 ...with an attached bathroom. 429 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,200 And then I won't sell medicines anymore. 430 00:29:47,330 --> 00:29:49,910 I'll rent a warehouse and start a Pushpa Herbal franchise. 431 00:29:52,870 --> 00:29:54,000 Groovy! 432 00:29:56,790 --> 00:29:57,700 But wait a minute... 433 00:29:58,540 --> 00:29:59,950 Who will go to the office? 434 00:30:00,870 --> 00:30:02,000 - You! - Me? 435 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:04,500 You've grown into a hulk... 436 00:30:04,580 --> 00:30:06,160 Will you keep sitting on that fat ass forever? 437 00:30:06,250 --> 00:30:08,700 I've arranged for your training in office, and you're going to work. 438 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,120 And what will be your excuse for not going to office? 439 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,620 I'll take sick leave. 440 00:30:13,750 --> 00:30:14,950 For six months? 441 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,700 Tagra says, keep a supply of munchies, to pass the time. 442 00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:41,330 Mamaji didn't watch TV, so... 443 00:31:14,910 --> 00:31:18,290 Don't bother about all these nincompoops. 444 00:31:19,540 --> 00:31:23,830 Just get through six months. That's it. 445 00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:28,500 There's no one in the biz with our kinda fizz! 446 00:31:28,580 --> 00:31:33,580 Hoshiarpur's world-famous soda-lemonade...Specially for you! 447 00:31:33,790 --> 00:31:34,750 Bottle lemon. 448 00:31:34,790 --> 00:31:36,200 Oh, Lemon-hero! 449 00:31:36,330 --> 00:31:38,330 150 Rupees per selfie! 450 00:31:43,330 --> 00:31:45,040 A fine young boy! 451 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,790 Foreigners call him the 'Lemon-hero'. 452 00:31:48,290 --> 00:31:49,700 He doesn't cut lemons... 453 00:31:50,290 --> 00:31:52,870 ...punctures holes in them and squeezes them with his bare hands. 454 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,160 Very powerful. 455 00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:11,910 He's my informant. 456 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Informant? 457 00:32:14,580 --> 00:32:16,620 What time you come to the clinic... 458 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:20,160 ...and when you leave - I'll get a complete report from him. 459 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,410 Chhotu, catch it. 460 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,660 Keep a watch! 461 00:32:49,330 --> 00:32:52,830 Mr. Mehta, where does picture release on Saturday? 462 00:32:52,910 --> 00:32:55,620 Okay, fine. 463 00:32:55,750 --> 00:32:56,870 Hello. 464 00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:00,950 That's Mr Jiya Lal... He's brother-in-law's uncle. 465 00:33:02,290 --> 00:33:04,200 Ah, the Market President! 466 00:33:04,660 --> 00:33:06,580 He is a member of the family? 467 00:33:06,910 --> 00:33:08,910 That's very very good. Come on. 468 00:33:11,910 --> 00:33:13,660 You belong to a respectable family. 469 00:33:14,830 --> 00:33:16,750 What's this shady business you are getting into? 470 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,160 It's just... a formality. 471 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:23,500 Madam Baby...I don't have all day with me. 472 00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:24,790 Please come. 473 00:33:25,330 --> 00:33:26,870 Okay then, have a good day! 474 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000 Hello. 475 00:33:38,790 --> 00:33:40,040 Carry on! 476 00:35:01,450 --> 00:35:02,450 Where's the doctor? 477 00:35:06,330 --> 00:35:08,750 He must be on his way. I've hired him part-time. 478 00:35:14,370 --> 00:35:17,000 Here's the register on the table... 479 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:24,410 ...with the names of Mamaji's regular patients, their numbers and reports. 480 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,620 And behind you is the laboratory... 481 00:35:28,910 --> 00:35:32,330 The garden where so many wilted flowers bloomed again... 482 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,580 There's a jar for each patient... 483 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:41,250 Mamaji left behind small doses for each patient... 484 00:35:42,370 --> 00:35:47,370 Tagra says, open the register, contact the patients... 485 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:49,500 And get them their medicines. 486 00:35:50,330 --> 00:35:51,330 Simple. 487 00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:02,500 Dangal Sethi, Noordev Noori... 488 00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:04,330 Tagra! 489 00:36:54,950 --> 00:36:56,290 Anything else? 490 00:36:58,910 --> 00:37:00,330 I often wondered... 491 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:03,290 What will happen when Mamaji isn't around? 492 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,080 Your treatment won't stop Khubi Ram ji, that's for sure! 493 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,700 Don't feel that because Mamaji is no more, the clinic will shut down. Okay? 494 00:37:14,540 --> 00:37:16,080 Don't you worry. 495 00:37:32,330 --> 00:37:34,080 Last month's report. 496 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:37,660 Khubiram Report... 497 00:37:38,660 --> 00:37:41,330 1 September - 25 minutes, 27 seconds... 498 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,580 2 September - 25 minutes, 28 second... 499 00:37:49,950 --> 00:37:53,120 4 September to 13 September - blank... 500 00:37:53,450 --> 00:37:55,290 The holy festival was on, you see. 501 00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:59,370 The thing is, Mamaji made me keep a daily record... 502 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:00,580 Of my timing! 503 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,950 How long I took to the finishing line. 504 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,200 Who is it? 505 00:39:13,660 --> 00:39:14,950 I'm Shyama, the wrestler. 506 00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:17,370 You must be having my case history... 507 00:39:25,290 --> 00:39:26,000 Yes. 508 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,580 Mamaji has only written four lines on your page. 509 00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:34,290 What does it say? 510 00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:38,750 "A hip toss in the mud, he can give you the chokeslam..." 511 00:39:38,790 --> 00:39:43,700 Right! Mamaji was a big fan of my wrestling! 512 00:39:44,660 --> 00:39:46,500 "Poor Shyama on a love-ride..." 513 00:39:46,660 --> 00:39:49,120 "Crashed the dingy, before he could wham-bam!" 514 00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:53,700 It crashed? 515 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:58,000 Oh no, Mamaji had a wicked sense of humour. 516 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:04,290 Actually, years back on my wedding night, the bed broke... 517 00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:06,870 And I suffered an unfortunate fracture. 518 00:40:06,950 --> 00:40:08,620 What can I say... 519 00:40:09,870 --> 00:40:11,450 One must be careful. 520 00:40:46,620 --> 00:40:47,870 Hey Blunder-baby! 521 00:40:48,910 --> 00:40:49,950 What is it? 522 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,700 Why are you sulking? 523 00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:55,540 I've never felt this jobless. 524 00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:59,200 How anyone can feel jobless in this day and age... 525 00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:01,580 Just log onto Facebook or Whatsapp! 526 00:41:02,330 --> 00:41:07,040 Such a big clinic, you can easily get two weeks' worth of selfies... 527 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,000 ...If you are creative enough. 528 00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:17,580 Shyama the wrestler... 529 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,000 Tell me, how can a wrestler have such a thin leg? 530 00:41:23,370 --> 00:41:26,160 Don't laugh! I've arranged for a doctor. 531 00:41:26,450 --> 00:41:27,330 For how much? 532 00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:28,700 Ten thousand. 533 00:41:29,330 --> 00:41:31,870 Ten thousand! Where will I get the money? 534 00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:34,620 Dude spends 15 years earning all his degrees... 535 00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:36,620 ...and you expect him to not even charge ten? 536 00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:39,040 You won't find a cheaper doctor at a flea market! 537 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,910 You have no idea of the market. 538 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,700 Bhooshi, just get lost. 539 00:41:44,330 --> 00:41:45,410 Please. 540 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:23,660 Hello. 541 00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:26,660 Yes, I've seen the pictures of the warehouse. 542 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,700 You wait, I'll be there right away. 543 00:42:29,790 --> 00:42:31,120 No, you wait there, I'll reach soon! 544 00:42:36,370 --> 00:42:38,910 Oh no, the girl has got trapped. 545 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,580 I didn't realize it's already 5 pm, Chhotu! 546 00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:43,660 Boss, are you hallucinating? 547 00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:44,790 It's not 5 yet. 548 00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:48,250 No, really? Strange, isn't it? 549 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,080 Deepu Palta. 550 00:43:22,370 --> 00:43:23,500 Have you got the fees? 551 00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:25,950 I've got a jar full, Ma'am. Fresh ghee. 552 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,160 Mamaji used to love it! 553 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,160 A clinic runs on fees, not ghee. 554 00:43:35,290 --> 00:43:36,290 Understood, ma'am. 555 00:43:36,370 --> 00:43:38,080 Very well. Get the fees, then. 556 00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:41,660 You can't be Mamaji's replacement. 557 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,540 He never spoke to me this way. 558 00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:49,080 He said, 'Deepu, even if I'm gone, your medicine will reach you'. 559 00:43:49,290 --> 00:43:50,160 Good day. 560 00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:51,200 Hold on! 561 00:43:52,950 --> 00:43:53,830 Sit. 562 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,000 What's this? 563 00:44:11,790 --> 00:44:12,830 Wiggle-wiggle. 564 00:44:13,830 --> 00:44:14,830 Wiggle-wiggle? 565 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:16,750 Mamaji asked for it every month... 566 00:44:16,910 --> 00:44:19,750 My sperm sample... Wiggle-wiggle. 567 00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:23,410 Okay then. 568 00:44:23,950 --> 00:44:25,040 Have a good day. 569 00:44:46,620 --> 00:44:48,120 Mummy, get it already! 570 00:44:48,540 --> 00:44:49,620 Hold on! 571 00:44:53,620 --> 00:44:54,830 Pour some ghee on it. 572 00:44:56,950 --> 00:44:59,330 Yummy, so pure! 573 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,290 He's just like his father. 574 00:45:02,910 --> 00:45:08,580 His parathas were always coated with ghee, shining like a bald man's pate! 575 00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:11,410 That's how Baby got all of this baby fat. 576 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:13,910 Shut up. You've become thin as a reed... 577 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,540 Never eating on time! Here, eat some. 578 00:45:17,660 --> 00:45:20,250 - Mom, I don't want to have this! - Come on, eat! 579 00:45:20,330 --> 00:45:21,870 I'm not feeding you poison. 580 00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:25,950 Ah well... At least Mamaji did something right. 581 00:45:39,450 --> 00:45:41,830 Actually, Doctor Bindra's Mamaji (Uncle) owns a dairy farm. 582 00:45:41,910 --> 00:45:44,000 So as a bonus, he distributed ghee to all employees. 583 00:45:46,540 --> 00:45:48,040 He's a bit cuckoo. 584 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,290 Aha... Something smells delicious! 585 00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:54,830 Feasting on ghee early in the morning, mom? 586 00:45:56,450 --> 00:45:59,500 You're here alone again? Where's Hubby dear? 587 00:45:59,790 --> 00:46:01,580 We were out distributing invitation cards. 588 00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:03,290 It's my sister-in-law's baby shower. 589 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:05,330 So I told him to pick me up on the way back. 590 00:46:05,450 --> 00:46:07,450 Ah, good you came. 591 00:46:08,950 --> 00:46:10,160 Will you have paranthas? 592 00:46:10,870 --> 00:46:12,660 No, not paranthas. 593 00:46:13,290 --> 00:46:15,040 I want Maggi... Mom's special. 594 00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:31,080 Can one put ghee in Maggi? 595 00:46:38,910 --> 00:46:39,830 Why not! 596 00:46:42,370 --> 00:46:46,620 [prayer] 597 00:46:50,330 --> 00:46:51,410 Hello. 598 00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:53,620 Do you come to pray daily? 599 00:46:54,290 --> 00:46:55,200 Occasionally. 600 00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,620 And does your family know where you go after prayers? 601 00:46:59,370 --> 00:47:00,620 Yes, they do. 602 00:47:00,790 --> 00:47:02,450 Your mother knows too? 603 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,620 Of course she knows. 604 00:47:07,290 --> 00:47:08,660 Would you like some Prasad? 605 00:47:08,910 --> 00:47:10,870 No thanks, I'll help myself. 606 00:47:12,790 --> 00:47:13,950 Good day. 607 00:47:20,950 --> 00:47:22,910 Do you want to put it on rent? 608 00:47:23,330 --> 00:47:24,120 No. 609 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,410 So do you want to sell it then? 610 00:47:27,660 --> 00:47:30,750 Yes, but after four months. 611 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,620 I thought you're looking for a tenant... 612 00:47:34,830 --> 00:47:39,580 "The lamps were burning." 613 00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:40,750 From that I will... 614 00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:48,500 Greetings. 615 00:47:51,790 --> 00:47:58,700 "Even after dying" 616 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:05,790 "I come to your place." 617 00:48:08,950 --> 00:48:14,200 "I offer prayers." 618 00:48:14,330 --> 00:48:18,620 "I offer prayers." 619 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:24,200 "I burn the wick of lamp." 620 00:48:24,330 --> 00:48:29,330 "I offer prayers." 621 00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:34,250 Take it easy, boy! Go slow. You'll break all the bottles. 622 00:49:34,330 --> 00:49:37,540 Move it a bit, I'll get a back spasm this way. 623 00:49:37,660 --> 00:49:41,080 Just hold that spasm back for a bit. 624 00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:50,250 Where's the doctor? 625 00:49:55,790 --> 00:49:59,040 There's no hiding from the law... 626 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,410 ...Better watch out! 627 00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:05,700 Oh pretty boy! 628 00:50:05,790 --> 00:50:07,500 Hey bro! 629 00:50:07,950 --> 00:50:12,000 Look, petty hawkers are trying to set-up fancy shops now! 630 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,660 Bro, you can take a businessman off the street... 631 00:50:14,790 --> 00:50:17,790 ...but you cannot take the street out of the businessman! 632 00:50:20,750 --> 00:50:24,370 What are you staring at me for? Move that board! 633 00:50:24,950 --> 00:50:27,450 - Come on. - Chhotu... Move it to the side. 634 00:50:27,620 --> 00:50:28,620 Boss? 635 00:50:28,870 --> 00:50:30,950 Just do it. 636 00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,200 Be careful. 637 00:50:32,450 --> 00:50:33,290 It's okay, chill. 638 00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:39,040 Yes, it's Baby... 639 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,410 Who the hell have you sent here! 640 00:50:41,620 --> 00:50:42,370 What happened, boss? 641 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:44,750 Instead of selling medicines to doctors... 642 00:50:44,830 --> 00:50:48,290 ...he's convincing healthy people that they're sick! 643 00:50:48,450 --> 00:50:50,160 And today he just crossed the limit! 644 00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:54,330 In the waiting room, he proposed marriage to a chicken pox patient! 645 00:50:54,700 --> 00:50:58,370 One minute... Hold on... listen to me! 646 00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:00,370 I would never... One minute! 647 00:51:00,790 --> 00:51:02,620 I thought you were flashing your dimples. 648 00:51:02,700 --> 00:51:04,620 You can't tell the difference between a pimple and a dimple? 649 00:51:04,790 --> 00:51:06,000 One minute... 650 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,500 Shame on you, harassing a woman! 651 00:51:08,660 --> 00:51:10,160 Hold on... listen to me! 652 00:51:10,580 --> 00:51:11,660 Bhooshit, not again! 653 00:51:11,790 --> 00:51:13,910 Dr Bhatti is in charge of six villages. 654 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,330 Our company's reputation will be ruined! 655 00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:17,790 Boss, don't worry. 656 00:51:17,870 --> 00:51:20,750 I'll apologise to Dr Bhatti. Yes, I'll go right away. 657 00:51:29,790 --> 00:51:31,250 Look at you sitting pretty... 658 00:51:31,370 --> 00:51:32,660 Is it your Daddy's throne? 659 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,790 Move... Move away! - Stop... 660 00:52:05,870 --> 00:52:07,000 Move away! 661 00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,160 Get a side. You fool... 662 00:52:26,450 --> 00:52:29,700 Hey, Gabru. 663 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,830 Gabru Ghatak? 664 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,120 'Ghatack'! 665 00:52:48,330 --> 00:52:50,080 Gabru Ghatack! 666 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:54,830 This Nancy already looks like a brute... 667 00:52:54,910 --> 00:52:56,450 and his overgrown whiskers makes it worse. 668 00:52:56,580 --> 00:52:57,830 Oh God. 669 00:52:57,910 --> 00:53:02,120 I would've made a silent entry, but the dogs saw him and freaked out. 670 00:53:03,910 --> 00:53:05,700 You were coming to the clinic too? 671 00:53:21,790 --> 00:53:23,910 The media are such rascals. 672 00:53:24,330 --> 00:53:27,290 You never know when, where and why they're on your trail. 673 00:53:28,290 --> 00:53:30,830 Mamaji was very secretive about me. 674 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,750 If only he left your medicine behind. 675 00:53:40,790 --> 00:53:47,500 No, no, no... Miss Babes, no! 676 00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:48,750 What happened? 677 00:53:49,870 --> 00:53:53,750 Miss Babes, these aren't just tears, they're a man's tears. 678 00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:56,080 The don't flow so easily. 679 00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,200 And these aren't mere words... 680 00:53:59,290 --> 00:54:00,290 They're a man's words? 681 00:54:00,450 --> 00:54:01,080 No! 682 00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:05,200 I'll feel like a man only after I take Mamaji's medicine! 683 00:54:05,620 --> 00:54:09,620 Till then, I'm just a patient of erectile dysfunction! 684 00:54:10,830 --> 00:54:12,910 I'll give you anything you want. 685 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,450 Mamaji's medicine turned this wimp into the stud Gabru... 686 00:54:16,790 --> 00:54:20,500 I don't want to go back to being poor ol' Gunnu Bassi! 687 00:54:20,790 --> 00:54:22,790 Doctor, please get me my medicine! 688 00:54:22,830 --> 00:54:25,700 Okay fine, stop crying now. 689 00:54:25,790 --> 00:54:27,410 - You'll pay the fees, right? - Babes... 690 00:54:27,790 --> 00:54:29,620 ...need you ask? 691 00:54:29,950 --> 00:54:32,330 I'll perform at your wedding for free if you want! 692 00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:15,370 As if I didn't have enough troubles already, you left me with this mess! 693 00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:18,500 "Baby's got nothing better to do, I'll tempt her with the property... 694 00:55:18,620 --> 00:55:20,620 ... and she'll mop up the clinic!" 695 00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:21,450 What a plan! 696 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,620 Where the hell is this medicine? 697 00:55:24,790 --> 00:55:25,790 Hello Miss! 698 00:55:27,620 --> 00:55:29,160 Here comes the spy. 699 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000 I heard loud sounds in the middle of the night... 700 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,200 ...so I thought I'd come by to check. 701 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,950 What happened? Looking for something? 702 00:55:39,790 --> 00:55:41,750 Can't find what I'm looking for... 703 00:55:41,870 --> 00:55:43,700 ... but I keep finding reasons to leave this place. 704 00:55:44,620 --> 00:55:47,450 You came here with such bravado. 705 00:55:47,700 --> 00:55:49,080 Giving up so soon? 706 00:55:49,750 --> 00:55:51,080 Ah, you're one to talk. 707 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,080 I saw your bravado this morning. 708 00:55:55,450 --> 00:55:58,160 If I were in your place, I'd smash that bully's jaw by now. 709 00:55:59,700 --> 00:56:00,660 Move aside. 710 00:56:02,790 --> 00:56:06,540 Sometimes true grit lies in holding your nerve than picking a fight. 711 00:56:06,750 --> 00:56:08,250 They're been trying to elbow me out of here for ages... 712 00:56:08,450 --> 00:56:11,160 They'll eventually tire out, but I won't budge. 713 00:56:11,450 --> 00:56:14,290 I didn't become 'world-famous' in Hoshiarpur just like that! 714 00:56:14,620 --> 00:56:16,000 If you can hold your nerve, good for you. 715 00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:19,410 What do I do? Run this clinic... for six months? 716 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:23,830 Some give blessings as payment, some offer peanuts and some give ghee. 717 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,120 The only patient who can pay good money... 718 00:56:27,250 --> 00:56:28,250 ...his medicine is nowhere to be found. 719 00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:30,910 And the other medicines will soon be over. 720 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,160 What will I do then? 721 00:56:32,660 --> 00:56:35,450 Please go and tell Mr Tagra that Baby has left. I'm done here. 722 00:56:38,790 --> 00:56:40,080 That is enough. 723 00:56:41,790 --> 00:56:44,250 I could've told Mr Tagra long back, if I wanted to. 724 00:56:44,910 --> 00:56:47,120 But I wasn't interested in spying on you. 725 00:56:48,870 --> 00:56:52,160 In fact, I kept wondering - why did Mamaji choose you? 726 00:56:57,910 --> 00:56:59,250 I could never figure it out. 727 00:57:00,450 --> 00:57:02,700 Maybe you should think about it. 728 00:57:07,330 --> 00:57:08,750 You found reasons to leave... 729 00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:11,120 Perhaps you will find one to stay, too. 730 00:57:47,790 --> 00:57:55,660 Son, the problem always lies between the ears, not between the legs. 731 00:57:57,620 --> 00:58:04,700 The body can relax only if the mind is at ease, right? 732 00:58:04,790 --> 00:58:05,580 Mamaji! 733 00:58:06,540 --> 00:58:07,620 Wow... 734 00:58:08,790 --> 00:58:11,620 How beautiful! 735 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,040 Mamaji I want to draw in your book! 736 00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:15,830 Oh no, sweetie... 737 00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:20,290 This isn't a drawing book, it's your Mamaji's guidebook. 738 00:58:20,450 --> 00:58:26,910 The names of various ailments, their symptoms and remedies... 739 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,700 I've written it all in here. 740 00:58:28,950 --> 00:58:31,790 If I read this, I'll become a doctor too! 741 00:58:31,870 --> 00:58:34,500 Doctor... or a Hakim! 742 00:58:34,750 --> 00:58:35,790 Mamaji 743 00:58:37,790 --> 00:58:38,700 Have a look. It's done. 744 00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:42,660 Sheesh! Mamaji, they got the spelling wrong! 745 00:58:42,790 --> 00:58:47,330 Dumbo! How could you turn an E into an I? 746 00:58:47,910 --> 00:58:51,250 I... I thought you must have written it by mistake. 747 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:53,000 Write it properly. 748 00:58:53,370 --> 00:58:56,700 S-E-X, sex! 749 00:58:58,290 --> 00:59:00,700 Shush my dear... It's a dirty word. 750 00:59:02,660 --> 00:59:04,660 Tell me something, son... 751 00:59:04,950 --> 00:59:08,000 From where were you born? 752 00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,330 From Mommy's tummy. 753 00:59:10,790 --> 00:59:12,080 And how did you get there? 754 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,950 You're saying such things, Mamaji... in front of a little girl? 755 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:21,200 It's the reason we all exist... 756 00:59:21,330 --> 00:59:24,040 And you label it as dirty? 757 00:59:24,540 --> 00:59:26,950 Mamaji, but how does it happen? 758 00:59:27,330 --> 00:59:28,500 I will tell you. 759 00:59:28,830 --> 00:59:30,700 You go and get that corrected. 760 00:59:31,370 --> 00:59:35,040 Trying to be too modern! The things he says in front of that child! 761 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:36,330 Come 762 00:59:37,290 --> 00:59:38,450 Look at this plant. 763 00:59:39,540 --> 00:59:43,330 When you sow a seed into the earth, a plant is born. 764 00:59:44,250 --> 00:59:45,500 Just like that... 765 00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:49,250 Oh no! I swallowed a few watermelon seeds this morning... 766 00:59:49,330 --> 00:59:51,950 Will I become a Melon-mommy? 767 00:59:53,450 --> 00:59:56,370 No my dear! Let me explain. 768 00:59:58,370 --> 01:00:00,700 This uncle and this aunty... 769 01:00:00,790 --> 01:00:01,790 Baby! 770 01:00:14,660 --> 01:00:15,910 Have you no shame? 771 01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:19,290 Talking nonsense in front of such a small girl. 772 01:00:19,450 --> 01:00:20,660 Mother. 773 01:00:20,790 --> 01:00:22,750 Bringing her to this clinic. 774 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,160 - Come on. - I don't want to go home! 775 01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:27,120 Dare not come here again. 776 01:00:27,580 --> 01:00:29,830 No... I don't want to go home! 777 01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:31,330 Come on, let's go! 778 01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:33,830 Mamaji, say something. 779 01:00:34,290 --> 01:00:35,040 Let's go! 780 01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:36,790 I don't want to go home! 781 01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:38,620 Mamaji! 782 01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:42,450 Mamaji! 783 01:02:26,790 --> 01:02:29,580 Uncle, you know what's more lucrative than planning weddings? 784 01:02:29,660 --> 01:02:32,660 Being Baby-Shower specialists. 785 01:02:32,790 --> 01:02:35,790 There's a baby born every minute in Hoshiarpur... 786 01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,580 ...imagine, how many Baby showers in a month! 787 01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:41,830 And we won't organize such boring functions. 788 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:45,620 There'll be a cake, a DJ, balloons and confetti, the works! 789 01:02:45,750 --> 01:02:48,750 It will be a full-blown party, like it happens abroad. 790 01:02:48,830 --> 01:02:52,750 Forget bananas and samosas... We'll serve macaroni... 791 01:02:52,910 --> 01:02:53,830 Hello. 792 01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:58,750 "My lover came and took away my heart." 793 01:02:58,830 --> 01:03:01,620 "Then I start laughing." 794 01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:03,330 What amount did you bring as a gift? 795 01:03:03,450 --> 01:03:04,620 Five hundred and one rupees... 796 01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:07,290 Might as well give nothing! 797 01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,120 This is the limit. 798 01:03:09,330 --> 01:03:12,120 I'm already facing taunts thanks to Baby, and now you... 799 01:03:12,790 --> 01:03:14,290 What did Baby do now? 800 01:03:15,370 --> 01:03:18,080 Sheetu, can you make yourself a little useful? 801 01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:19,830 I'll be right there! 802 01:03:21,750 --> 01:03:23,830 Please just handle my mother-in-law for now. 803 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:27,660 "In the center I put flowers." 804 01:03:27,790 --> 01:03:32,290 "If my lover does not come then I shall find him in all lanes." 805 01:03:32,370 --> 01:03:37,370 "My lover came and took away my heart." 806 01:03:37,450 --> 01:03:42,330 "Then I start laughing." 807 01:03:42,660 --> 01:03:45,370 Sheetu, get Auntie Kunti here. 808 01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:50,950 "Don't come at night." 809 01:03:58,700 --> 01:03:59,700 Yes. 810 01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:04,620 Congratulations. 811 01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:06,290 Get the baby boy! 812 01:04:06,370 --> 01:04:07,660 Yes, get him quickly. 813 01:04:09,790 --> 01:04:12,580 Sheetu wait, get the baby. 814 01:04:15,330 --> 01:04:16,700 Here he comes. 815 01:04:16,790 --> 01:04:18,290 Baby boy. 816 01:04:18,580 --> 01:04:21,750 Ooh what happened? 817 01:04:21,830 --> 01:04:23,950 Such a pretty dress! 818 01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:25,040 May God shield you from evil eyes. 819 01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,080 Take baby and touch your head. 820 01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:29,790 Come, come. 821 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,370 He peed, the little brat! 822 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,830 It's supposed to be good luck! 823 01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:45,160 Glory to the Goddess! 824 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:48,160 Hello. 825 01:04:48,540 --> 01:04:53,290 "The red bangles make a sound." 826 01:04:53,870 --> 01:04:57,040 Your Baby's making a mess... and you just stand and watch! 827 01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:59,580 Get rid of this filth now! 828 01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:00,750 Coming, aunt. 829 01:05:01,790 --> 01:05:03,250 Stupid. 830 01:05:35,450 --> 01:05:36,620 Stop here. 831 01:05:37,620 --> 01:05:39,200 Mom, why have you gone silent? 832 01:05:45,790 --> 01:05:49,040 Mom, say something! 833 01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:52,120 What do I say? 834 01:05:52,450 --> 01:05:56,160 Didn't we talk about this? Why did you still go there? 835 01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,660 For the greed of money? 836 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:01,160 Is money more important than our reputation? 837 01:06:01,450 --> 01:06:03,120 When do we ever actually talk? 838 01:06:03,330 --> 01:06:04,700 Everyone just speaks their mind... 839 01:06:04,790 --> 01:06:06,700 Who ever listens to another person in this house? 840 01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:10,120 Fine. I'm listening. Go on, speak. 841 01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:11,200 Say what? 842 01:06:11,290 --> 01:06:14,870 Had dad left us in this hole? 843 01:06:15,660 --> 01:06:17,620 That's where he left us! 844 01:06:17,790 --> 01:06:20,950 Uncle hogged everything for his family, and what are we left with? 845 01:06:21,620 --> 01:06:23,120 Luckily this property has fallen in our lap... 846 01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:25,750 ...and I should let it go, just to preserve our hollow reputation? 847 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:38,830 All your father left me with, was our family name. 848 01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:49,080 Even if I were penniless, 'Mrs Bedi' could command respect from people. 849 01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:56,660 But today at Sheetu's house, that Mrs Bedi was reduced to nothing. 850 01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:03,120 Look, I don't beat around the bush. 851 01:08:03,290 --> 01:08:05,410 I've seen scientific proof on Youtube... 852 01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:10,370 After a certain age, if a woman stays unmarried, naturally her brain... 853 01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,250 Excuse me, Baby. 854 01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:49,750 My friend has a younger brother... 855 01:08:50,700 --> 01:08:51,700 Handsome- 856 01:08:55,910 --> 01:08:57,330 It's a clear deal. 857 01:08:58,450 --> 01:09:02,450 If you marry him, he'll settle your debt with interest. 858 01:09:04,370 --> 01:09:07,080 Then keep this outhouse if you want. 859 01:09:19,330 --> 01:09:20,660 Excuse me, uncle. 860 01:09:32,830 --> 01:09:33,830 Take a right. 861 01:09:35,750 --> 01:09:36,500 Right? 862 01:09:36,580 --> 01:09:37,870 Idiot. 863 01:09:37,950 --> 01:09:38,950 Wrong! 864 01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:40,580 Fool. 865 01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:42,290 - You'll still go to the clinic? - Are you a fool? 866 01:09:42,370 --> 01:09:43,620 I'll definitely go now. 867 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:46,660 I'll get all the money and shove it right in Uncle's face. 868 01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:48,910 If the property sells, that is. Nothing will happen. 869 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,120 That place is cursed. 870 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:54,160 In all these months, what did you earn from the clinic? Zero. 871 01:09:54,250 --> 01:09:55,700 Money will come... 872 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,450 If I can make Gabru's medicine. 873 01:09:58,580 --> 01:10:00,620 If you can make his medicine! 874 01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:02,700 Now you'll make medicines? 875 01:10:02,790 --> 01:10:06,370 Found one homo pop-star and you think you're a doctor? 876 01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:09,040 What's this homo-homo nonsense? He has a problem. 877 01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:10,950 Have you seen the chicks in his videos? 878 01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:14,200 If he prances with such hot babes and still can't get it up... 879 01:10:14,330 --> 01:10:15,700 ...he's definitely homo! 880 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:19,540 And so what if he is! We are all Homo-pride. 881 01:10:21,750 --> 01:10:24,620 Mista-Sista! Tell me if you want to try my idea... 882 01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:26,700 I'll get you Gabru's medicine right away. 883 01:10:26,790 --> 01:10:28,540 And how will you do that? 884 01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:30,750 Wait and watch! 885 01:10:31,370 --> 01:10:33,160 Come one, come all! 886 01:10:33,290 --> 01:10:35,910 Don't be dejected. 887 01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,120 This is such a powerful drug, 888 01:10:38,540 --> 01:10:41,910 It will turn you into Sylvester Stallone... 889 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:45,040 You'll bang a dozen alone! 890 01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:46,330 Knockout. 891 01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:49,450 This is Goga Bangali's challenge! 892 01:10:49,750 --> 01:10:50,870 Look here. 893 01:10:51,620 --> 01:10:55,750 Give a dose of this to any fella, 894 01:10:55,830 --> 01:10:58,700 He'll turn into a wild gorilla! 895 01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:03,120 Baba hides nothing, you'll see it all! 896 01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,000 Eyes forward. 897 01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:09,870 Our ingredients are strong, they'll make you last really long! 898 01:11:10,540 --> 01:11:13,540 I'm making this before your eyes, 899 01:11:13,620 --> 01:11:17,950 It will fill your life with fire and spice! 900 01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:23,750 Like a lion you shall roar, your love life shall soar! 901 01:11:23,830 --> 01:11:27,580 Just take Baba's magic drug... 902 01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:30,830 The ladies will keep coming back... 903 01:11:30,910 --> 01:11:34,500 For more and more and more! 904 01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:38,540 Don't depress, don't cry, wet your dry.. 905 01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:43,830 Our magic medicine is legit, you'll get it in just a bit! 906 01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:48,950 Don't be afraid my boy, your lady will scream with joy. 907 01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:51,160 Goga Bengali is in front of you. 908 01:11:51,290 --> 01:11:55,410 Mix and grind a bunch of shit... Mamaji made medicines the same way. 909 01:11:55,540 --> 01:12:00,660 Buy it for just 50 bucks and sell it at a fat profit to your Gabru. 910 01:12:00,790 --> 01:12:01,750 Shut up. 911 01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:08,500 Fresh! This is the fresh material from the Himalayas! 912 01:12:09,830 --> 01:12:11,540 I'm Goga Bangali... 913 01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:15,450 MBBS, BMS, SHS in 'secret disease'! 914 01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:20,620 Look, the secret sauce is ready! 915 01:12:20,790 --> 01:12:22,580 Here it is in a jug... 916 01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:25,580 But relax, don't chug. 917 01:12:25,830 --> 01:12:27,450 Here try some. 918 01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,040 Don't get excited. 919 01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:33,620 If you take too much, It'll ruin everything. 920 01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:34,700 Very little. 921 01:12:34,950 --> 01:12:37,950 Take this medicine. You will get well soon. 922 01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:39,750 Wait, let me get the medicine at least! 923 01:12:39,830 --> 01:12:41,830 This is nonsense. 924 01:12:41,910 --> 01:12:43,700 Will he give medicine now? 925 01:12:49,790 --> 01:12:51,790 Formula of medicine. 926 01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:55,000 Some leaf... 927 01:13:25,750 --> 01:13:28,040 "Soaring dreams" 928 01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,620 "Float in your eyes" 929 01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:32,540 "Touch the skies" 930 01:13:32,620 --> 01:13:35,330 "Flying in the wind" 931 01:13:40,910 --> 01:13:43,080 "Soaring dreams" 932 01:13:43,290 --> 01:13:45,700 "Float in your eyes" 933 01:13:45,830 --> 01:13:47,660 "Touch the skies" 934 01:13:47,790 --> 01:13:50,830 "Flying in the wind" 935 01:13:50,950 --> 01:13:53,160 "They come, they go" 936 01:13:53,290 --> 01:13:55,830 "They show the way" 937 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,450 "They come, they go" 938 01:13:58,580 --> 01:14:00,580 "They show the way" 939 01:14:00,700 --> 01:14:04,700 "Look at the birds" 940 01:14:05,790 --> 01:14:09,830 "Take flight and soar away!" 941 01:14:10,750 --> 01:14:15,330 "Take flight and soar away!" 942 01:14:25,330 --> 01:14:32,660 To treat any ailment properly, you need to diagnose it first. 943 01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:34,660 Along with the patient's pulse... 944 01:14:34,790 --> 01:14:39,000 ...one must observe their eyes and face as well. 945 01:15:04,540 --> 01:15:06,000 - Who is it? - Bhooshit! 946 01:15:06,370 --> 01:15:08,750 Yeah, I'm Bhooshit, but why're you looking at me so creepily? 947 01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:10,750 I was just looking! 948 01:15:10,830 --> 01:15:12,870 Why? Am I a pimple that you're staring at me so intensely? 949 01:15:16,250 --> 01:15:18,000 Oh God. 950 01:15:19,330 --> 01:15:20,790 Oh God. 951 01:15:24,790 --> 01:15:28,750 "Take flight and soar away!" 952 01:15:29,790 --> 01:15:34,370 "Take flight and soar away!" 953 01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:48,410 Hypothyroidism... 954 01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:53,830 Sinus... 955 01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:55,700 High blood pressure... 956 01:15:56,750 --> 01:15:57,750 Constipation... 957 01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:01,790 Erectile dysfunction... 958 01:16:04,580 --> 01:16:05,580 Pervert! 959 01:16:12,580 --> 01:16:13,910 Very cute... 960 01:17:00,330 --> 01:17:05,330 "We lose our way without a guide" 961 01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:10,540 "Destinations go out of sight" 962 01:17:15,750 --> 01:17:20,700 "We lose our way without a guide" 963 01:17:20,790 --> 01:17:25,660 "Destinations go out of sight" 964 01:17:25,750 --> 01:17:30,660 "Of what use is this life..." 965 01:17:30,750 --> 01:17:35,620 "Of what use is this life..." 966 01:17:35,700 --> 01:17:40,370 "If you aren't allowed to dream?" 967 01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:45,040 "Take flight and soar away! 968 01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:50,450 "Take flight and soar away! 969 01:17:50,620 --> 01:17:55,540 "Take flight and soar away!" 970 01:17:55,620 --> 01:17:59,750 "Take flight and soar away!" 971 01:18:13,910 --> 01:18:15,040 Ready? 972 01:18:17,290 --> 01:18:19,540 Not all Unani medicines are prepared so fast. 973 01:18:19,750 --> 01:18:21,750 Sometimes it can even take days. 974 01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:26,540 By ready, I meant if you're ready to become a Hakim! 975 01:18:30,250 --> 01:18:31,910 Hakim Baby Bedi? 976 01:18:34,750 --> 01:18:36,250 Dr. Baby Bedi? 977 01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:39,700 Hello Doctor 978 01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:42,080 Hello, Good morning Hakim ji.. 979 01:18:44,540 --> 01:18:46,370 Are you Doctor Baby Bedi? 980 01:18:48,250 --> 01:18:50,120 Or are you Hakim Baby Bedi? 981 01:18:56,370 --> 01:18:58,830 "Gained knowledge from ancient texts" 982 01:18:58,910 --> 01:19:01,290 "I invested my blood and sweat" 983 01:19:01,450 --> 01:19:03,870 "Gained knowledge from ancient texts" 984 01:19:03,950 --> 01:19:06,410 "I invested my blood and sweat" 985 01:19:06,540 --> 01:19:13,910 "Sea-waves crashed over the shore" 986 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:19,250 "And washed what destiny had in store" 987 01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:27,000 "For those who toil patient through the night" 988 01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:31,330 "For those who toil patient through the night" 989 01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:35,700 "Dawn shall usher in the morning light" 990 01:19:36,790 --> 01:19:40,950 "Take flight and soar away!" 991 01:19:41,790 --> 01:19:45,910 "Take flight and soar away!" 992 01:19:46,870 --> 01:19:50,830 "Take flight and soar away!" 993 01:19:51,910 --> 01:19:56,040 "Take flight and soar away!" 994 01:21:00,370 --> 01:21:01,200 Babes... 995 01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:03,330 Are you sure? 996 01:21:04,330 --> 01:21:05,500 Are you sure? 997 01:21:06,370 --> 01:21:08,870 Yes, I'm sure. Why? 998 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:13,160 Well, you said that Mamaji didn't leave my medicine behind... 999 01:21:13,790 --> 01:21:17,790 So this... I mean, my treatment? 1000 01:21:24,830 --> 01:21:28,750 It doesn't matter who provides the medicine - Mamaji or I... 1001 01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:31,160 Ultimately, it's God who heals. 1002 01:21:53,540 --> 01:21:56,120 Let's get it started now. 1003 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:38,160 Yes, Baby speaking... 1004 01:22:38,790 --> 01:22:41,160 Babes... What have you done! 1005 01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:42,750 Mr Gabru... What happened? 1006 01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:49,120 Today after you gave me the medicine... 1007 01:22:49,250 --> 01:22:53,290 (Gibberish) 1008 01:22:53,450 --> 01:22:54,750 I was blown! 1009 01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:58,080 Mr Gabru, I don't understand... Speak clearly. What happened? 1010 01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:07,200 It was amazing. 1011 01:23:07,950 --> 01:23:09,620 I'll take the medicine later... 1012 01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:12,290 but when I heard you speak today... 1013 01:23:13,370 --> 01:23:16,160 I felt Mamaji's presence. 1014 01:23:17,370 --> 01:23:18,790 Thanks Doctor Babes... 1015 01:23:19,580 --> 01:23:20,830 God bless you. 1016 01:23:32,450 --> 01:23:33,120 Take it. 1017 01:23:38,790 --> 01:23:39,750 Here. 1018 01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:44,330 Where's yours? 1019 01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:47,580 Nah, I don't drink soup. 1020 01:23:47,700 --> 01:23:50,580 It's healthy. Try some at least? Take a sip... 1021 01:23:56,160 --> 01:23:57,370 How is it? 1022 01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:03,450 I'll get some. 1023 01:24:04,580 --> 01:24:05,870 Give me one more. 1024 01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:09,790 My dear, what is it? 1025 01:24:10,450 --> 01:24:11,540 Do you want it? 1026 01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:18,200 The soup is tasty. 1027 01:24:18,330 --> 01:24:20,330 Make some more. 1028 01:24:25,370 --> 01:24:30,950 "Why are you following me?" 1029 01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:35,160 "What is so special?" 1030 01:24:36,660 --> 01:24:39,910 "I am your lover." 1031 01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:41,830 So? 1032 01:24:42,660 --> 01:24:43,660 What's the plan now? 1033 01:24:44,450 --> 01:24:46,330 Treat patients, what else. 1034 01:24:47,830 --> 01:24:50,450 But we need to get new patients. 1035 01:24:51,580 --> 01:24:52,370 That's true. 1036 01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:55,790 Three whys... 1037 01:24:56,080 --> 01:24:58,080 Why should patient honour our clinic with their presence? 1038 01:24:58,160 --> 01:24:59,290 Why patients hiding from us? 1039 01:24:59,450 --> 01:25:00,790 Why they no talk about sickness? 1040 01:25:00,870 --> 01:25:02,200 Why you looking so lost? 1041 01:25:04,370 --> 01:25:05,660 That's four whys. 1042 01:25:05,790 --> 01:25:09,080 Number 4 was a separate question. Answer the three whys. 1043 01:25:09,790 --> 01:25:10,750 There's only one answer to all three... 1044 01:25:10,790 --> 01:25:12,870 Because sexual disorders have become a dirty secret... 1045 01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:14,700 And sex has turned into taboo! 1046 01:25:18,370 --> 01:25:20,700 Why? Did I say something wrong? 1047 01:25:20,790 --> 01:25:22,910 Or will you two just sip on soup all your life? 1048 01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:25,330 Let's go. 1049 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:26,870 Could you move aside and talk? 1050 01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:29,120 Why, am I contaminating your soup? 1051 01:25:29,250 --> 01:25:31,200 - Baby... - She shooed away my customers. 1052 01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:32,370 Just hold on. 1053 01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:33,910 Let's leave. 1054 01:25:34,250 --> 01:25:36,580 - Just chill. - Yeah, I'm done with this soup too! 1055 01:25:36,700 --> 01:25:38,750 - Let's go. - Such nonsense... 1056 01:25:38,830 --> 01:25:41,830 Nobody wants to hear the truth! 1057 01:25:42,500 --> 01:25:44,450 You're becoming too forward. 1058 01:25:44,910 --> 01:25:46,290 The general public is naive. 1059 01:25:46,450 --> 01:25:48,000 Yeah sure, they're naive... 1060 01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:50,330 We form 17 percent of the world's total population.... 1061 01:25:50,620 --> 01:25:54,790 And pretend as if 1.3 billion people got produced by eating some holy fruit! 1062 01:25:55,580 --> 01:25:56,450 Oh Lord! 1063 01:25:56,580 --> 01:25:58,620 Don't just keep grinning... 1064 01:25:59,250 --> 01:26:01,790 Tell me, am I not right? Let's talk! 1065 01:26:01,870 --> 01:26:03,040 What do I say... 1066 01:26:03,370 --> 01:26:06,120 The more you talk like this, the more awkward I feel. 1067 01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:08,540 One is bound to feel awkward, of course... 1068 01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:14,330 Fair point... 1069 01:26:15,790 --> 01:26:18,160 The more I talk, the more people get embarrassed. 1070 01:26:18,250 --> 01:26:20,870 Exactly. And then you say, 'let's talk'! 1071 01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:41,620 Did the medicine work? 1072 01:26:46,830 --> 01:26:49,200 But of course, it worked! 1073 01:26:49,330 --> 01:26:52,330 Mamaji turned me from lard to creamy butter! 1074 01:26:55,870 --> 01:26:58,290 Even the military doesn't talk this much in code! 1075 01:27:00,370 --> 01:27:02,450 - Can I frankly ask you something? - Yes. 1076 01:27:03,580 --> 01:27:05,870 Mamaji did so much for you guys... 1077 01:27:06,080 --> 01:27:08,250 Don't you think you owe him something in return? 1078 01:27:08,910 --> 01:27:14,000 Ma'am, every drop of my wiggle-wiggle is indebted to Mamaji! 1079 01:27:14,290 --> 01:27:18,000 God bless his soul! 1080 01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,620 - Very good. - Thank you. 1081 01:27:20,790 --> 01:27:21,750 Deepu 1082 01:27:26,370 --> 01:27:31,290 So Deepu, why don't you go and tell your friends and relatives about the clinic! 1083 01:27:31,370 --> 01:27:32,450 Spread the good word. 1084 01:27:34,790 --> 01:27:36,500 Miss Baby, don't mind. 1085 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:40,450 But... how can I discuss such problems with other people? 1086 01:27:40,750 --> 01:27:42,080 What's the big deal? 1087 01:27:42,160 --> 01:27:43,660 Ailments are just ailments. 1088 01:27:43,790 --> 01:27:46,790 God knows how many people out there are hiding their problems in shame. 1089 01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:49,790 They should know that they can be cured here! 1090 01:27:55,790 --> 01:27:58,450 We need to get Mamaji's remedies to every household. 1091 01:27:59,250 --> 01:28:02,450 The problem is that people cringe at the very mention of sex. 1092 01:28:02,790 --> 01:28:08,750 The day our wives stop bingeing on soaps, people will stop cringing at sex! 1093 01:28:10,370 --> 01:28:14,580 Bingeing and cringing... We love using rhymes in our plays, too! 1094 01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:17,950 "You're like a thorn in a rose, Shurpanakha, I'll chop your nose!" 1095 01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:20,370 Look, how popular this dialogue has become! 1096 01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:22,790 Shall we make Mamaji's remedies popular too? 1097 01:28:23,160 --> 01:28:25,160 Yes! Absolutely! 1098 01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:29,830 We need to do something so that people start talking about sex on their own. 1099 01:28:30,370 --> 01:28:31,410 But... 1100 01:28:32,120 --> 01:28:33,790 That's going to be tough, my dear. 1101 01:28:35,080 --> 01:28:36,450 We can give it a shot. 1102 01:28:39,660 --> 01:28:42,750 Mr.Deepu, you have a printing press, you could print pamphlets. 1103 01:28:42,830 --> 01:28:44,000 Done. 1104 01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:51,830 Mr. Khubi Ram... From the barber to the butcher, everyone bows before you. 1105 01:28:51,910 --> 01:28:54,750 - You must fire the first shot. - Didi. 1106 01:29:05,120 --> 01:29:05,830 Sister. 1107 01:29:05,910 --> 01:29:07,000 Got it. 1108 01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:13,080 Don't be quiet, honey-bunny... 1109 01:29:13,620 --> 01:29:15,000 'Let's get talking!' 1110 01:29:20,870 --> 01:29:21,830 Wait, wait... 1111 01:29:23,120 --> 01:29:24,700 Come on hurry up. 1112 01:29:29,910 --> 01:29:32,700 Honey, let's get talking! 1113 01:29:35,790 --> 01:29:38,330 I mean, what's everybody talking about. 1114 01:29:44,870 --> 01:29:48,870 I am shoe fetish and Shailly from Shidden also shoe fetish 1115 01:29:48,950 --> 01:29:49,790 Gabru. 1116 01:29:49,870 --> 01:29:52,870 so all you shoe-people who love my shoes 1117 01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:54,750 come and buy My-My shoes... 1118 01:29:54,830 --> 01:29:56,750 - Which shoes babe? - Your shoes. 1119 01:29:57,660 --> 01:29:58,660 God bless you. 1120 01:29:58,790 --> 01:29:59,750 My shoes... 1121 01:30:00,250 --> 01:30:01,080 God bless. 1122 01:30:01,250 --> 01:30:02,450 I love you Gabru... 1123 01:30:02,580 --> 01:30:03,910 Don't get too close. 1124 01:30:11,540 --> 01:30:13,040 Move back. 1125 01:30:17,040 --> 01:30:19,160 Mr. Gabru, Baby! 1126 01:30:24,830 --> 01:30:26,200 He knows me. 1127 01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:40,540 - Nancy make a note. - Yes boss. 1128 01:30:41,830 --> 01:30:44,750 You don't like me and neither does your sista, 1129 01:30:45,160 --> 01:30:48,620 So I wear fancy boots and post selfies on insta! 1130 01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:50,660 - It's a sure-shot hit, Sir! - I know. 1131 01:30:50,790 --> 01:30:51,700 What do you think? 1132 01:30:51,790 --> 01:30:55,040 Even if you sneeze, it becomes a chartbuster. 1133 01:30:55,290 --> 01:30:58,790 Mr Gabru, you have everything, a Rover, fancy sunglasses 1134 01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:01,950 Shoe Fetish shoes, millions of fans at your feet... 1135 01:31:02,080 --> 01:31:02,870 Babes... 1136 01:31:03,290 --> 01:31:04,450 Just give it a thought? 1137 01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:08,040 Fans at your feet, good - Fans at your throat, very bad... 1138 01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:12,330 You have nothing to lose, Mr Gabru. 1139 01:31:13,120 --> 01:31:14,120 Babes... 1140 01:31:15,080 --> 01:31:17,330 ...there are only two things famous in Punjab... 1141 01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:19,750 ...the 'Patiala peg' and Gabru Ghattack. 1142 01:31:21,330 --> 01:31:24,580 Which is why I'm saying, just post a selfie with us... please! 1143 01:31:24,700 --> 01:31:26,080 Everything is image. 1144 01:31:26,620 --> 01:31:27,660 I love Mamaji... 1145 01:31:28,620 --> 01:31:31,750 ...but even he didn't ask for such a big sacrifice. 1146 01:31:33,290 --> 01:31:34,450 Let's talk atleast? 1147 01:31:42,450 --> 01:31:43,450 Let's go, Nancy. 1148 01:31:55,790 --> 01:31:59,450 Now you can happily open a warehouse at your home! 1149 01:31:59,620 --> 01:32:01,370 Why will I open a warehouse at home? 1150 01:32:02,080 --> 01:32:05,250 Didn't you say before, when we met... 1151 01:32:05,370 --> 01:32:08,910 Once the clinic is sold, you'll start a warehouse at home... 1152 01:32:09,040 --> 01:32:11,120 And renovate the interiors on rent! 1153 01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:15,040 I'll rent a warehouse, and get the house interiors renovated. 1154 01:32:15,500 --> 01:32:16,580 Oh... okay. 1155 01:32:21,330 --> 01:32:25,660 Madam, when there's hard cash on the table, you shouldn't overthink. 1156 01:32:25,790 --> 01:32:28,750 I've already counted the cash... just double-check it once. 1157 01:32:29,500 --> 01:32:30,830 It's 31 lakhs in total. 1158 01:32:30,910 --> 01:32:33,120 If there's anything missing, let me know. 1159 01:32:33,620 --> 01:32:36,370 You want to take up a herbal franchise? 1160 01:32:36,540 --> 01:32:38,580 You ned to invest a lot in businesss. 1161 01:32:38,790 --> 01:32:40,450 Just sell this place to me. 1162 01:32:40,540 --> 01:32:43,500 I'll revamp it. 1163 01:32:43,700 --> 01:32:46,790 Come back here after four months and you won't recognize it. 1164 01:32:46,910 --> 01:32:50,290 I'll transform the reputation of this place! 1165 01:32:50,700 --> 01:32:52,700 You count the cash and invest it. 1166 01:32:52,910 --> 01:32:55,750 - We'll do business together! - Praise the Lord! 1167 01:32:56,790 --> 01:32:58,750 We'll be in touch! 1168 01:32:58,790 --> 01:32:59,910 Good day. 1169 01:33:00,290 --> 01:33:02,660 Take care. 1170 01:33:02,790 --> 01:33:05,160 Yes, I will handle this. 1171 01:33:05,250 --> 01:33:07,750 And get things done quickly. 1172 01:33:26,370 --> 01:33:28,540 I thought you would make Mamaji proud. 1173 01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:34,250 So what should I do? Let this go? 1174 01:33:36,580 --> 01:33:39,370 All family responsibilities rest on me. You know that, right? 1175 01:33:40,160 --> 01:33:43,200 You take too much pressure, you know. 1176 01:33:44,870 --> 01:33:46,290 Mamaji wasn't like this! 1177 01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:52,160 He wore all his responsibilities lightly. 1178 01:33:54,620 --> 01:33:57,620 That is mine. 1179 01:33:58,660 --> 01:34:00,620 Cut my kite. 1180 01:34:02,080 --> 01:34:04,620 Come on. 1181 01:34:05,660 --> 01:34:09,540 Release the damn string... 1182 01:34:15,830 --> 01:34:17,410 Release it! 1183 01:34:18,330 --> 01:34:22,500 Oh no! You dropped it, you wuss! 1184 01:34:22,620 --> 01:34:25,330 Can't even fly a kite... 1185 01:34:25,450 --> 01:34:26,660 Get lost from here. 1186 01:34:26,790 --> 01:34:29,450 Limp-wristed loser! 1187 01:34:51,370 --> 01:34:53,200 He said this is a place for healing... 1188 01:34:53,540 --> 01:34:56,910 'I provide the medicine, but it's God who heals.' 1189 01:35:00,950 --> 01:35:03,000 It was a huge responsibility on him... 1190 01:35:04,330 --> 01:35:07,160 To find a worthy successor to take his legacy forward. 1191 01:35:10,790 --> 01:35:12,500 His hands had a healing touch... 1192 01:35:24,790 --> 01:35:26,040 ...Which you've inherited from him. 1193 01:36:21,290 --> 01:36:22,410 No, I understand... 1194 01:36:23,540 --> 01:36:25,120 You want to revive the clinic... 1195 01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:28,000 You've become passionate about this. 1196 01:36:29,250 --> 01:36:30,700 I respect passion. 1197 01:36:31,450 --> 01:36:33,700 If Mamaji were around, he'd be very happy. 1198 01:36:34,910 --> 01:36:37,290 - If you endorse us... - How many, eh? 1199 01:36:38,660 --> 01:36:40,450 Yes, sorry. You were saying... 1200 01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:43,160 If you say, 'Let's get talking', everyone will listen... 1201 01:36:43,790 --> 01:36:46,000 Who can help the clinic more than you? 1202 01:36:50,620 --> 01:36:51,950 And who will help me? 1203 01:36:57,790 --> 01:36:59,750 Every friend is important, babes... 1204 01:37:00,250 --> 01:37:01,410 Don't get me wrong... 1205 01:37:02,290 --> 01:37:04,950 But if my links with your clinic become public... 1206 01:37:05,290 --> 01:37:07,950 Whether you benefit or not, I'll surely be ruined! 1207 01:37:18,700 --> 01:37:19,540 Wait. 1208 01:37:22,370 --> 01:37:24,620 Kattar Singh was ruined just like this. 1209 01:37:25,120 --> 01:37:26,250 Who Kattar Singh? 1210 01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:30,500 Back in 1947... 1211 01:37:31,120 --> 01:37:32,870 ... there was a village at the Attari border... 1212 01:37:32,950 --> 01:37:37,290 ...where lived a perpetually lazy farmer called Kattar Singh. 1213 01:37:37,950 --> 01:37:39,910 His only friend was his bed. 1214 01:37:40,910 --> 01:37:45,580 He'd sleep on it all day and only get up to eat and go to the toilet. 1215 01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:47,290 Just like you. 1216 01:37:47,450 --> 01:37:48,450 Brother. 1217 01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:52,080 One day he got up to go to the toilet, and his life fell apart. 1218 01:37:53,080 --> 01:37:54,700 A border was drawn between India and Pakistan... 1219 01:37:54,790 --> 01:37:56,700 ...and it divided Kattar's house into two. 1220 01:37:57,830 --> 01:38:01,540 The problem was that most of his house was now in India... 1221 01:38:03,540 --> 01:38:04,790 ...but the bed remained in Pakistan. 1222 01:38:06,330 --> 01:38:10,160 When Kattar tried to go to his bed, the military stopped him. 1223 01:38:11,700 --> 01:38:14,750 Miserable without his bed, he wandered aimlessly... 1224 01:38:14,830 --> 01:38:16,290 And as he wandered, he ended up falling into the village lake. 1225 01:38:16,450 --> 01:38:18,080 In the lake was a crocodile, who swallowed him whole. 1226 01:38:20,750 --> 01:38:24,660 When he saw the crocodile's insides, Kattar was astonished. 1227 01:38:25,080 --> 01:38:26,700 There was everything he needed... 1228 01:38:26,910 --> 01:38:29,250 ...fish to eat and water to drink... 1229 01:38:29,750 --> 01:38:31,500 A life of comfort! 1230 01:38:34,540 --> 01:38:37,540 But Katti living inside was causing the crocodile gas... 1231 01:38:37,790 --> 01:38:40,620 ...so it lifted its tail and tried to expel him. 1232 01:38:41,250 --> 01:38:42,790 But Katti wouldn't budge. 1233 01:38:43,200 --> 01:38:45,910 He said, so what if my bed was taken away... 1234 01:38:46,000 --> 01:38:47,580 ...now you're my best friend. 1235 01:38:48,450 --> 01:38:49,950 We'll stay together forever. 1236 01:38:50,620 --> 01:38:52,250 The crocodile would swallow fish... 1237 01:38:52,330 --> 01:38:55,330 ...and Katti would eat them, throwing the bones out from its rear. 1238 01:38:56,830 --> 01:38:59,120 And then one day, the supply of fish stopped. 1239 01:39:00,120 --> 01:39:02,330 Water, oxygen... nil. 1240 01:39:03,620 --> 01:39:06,700 When Katti got out, he realized... 1241 01:39:08,040 --> 01:39:12,120 ...that the crocodile died of starvation. 1242 01:39:14,120 --> 01:39:16,160 Termites destroyed the bed... 1243 01:39:17,200 --> 01:39:20,620 ...and Kattar's selfishness killed the king of the lake. 1244 01:39:24,660 --> 01:39:25,370 So... 1245 01:39:26,830 --> 01:39:28,160 Moral of the story? 1246 01:39:31,830 --> 01:39:34,160 Every friend is important 1247 01:39:35,370 --> 01:39:38,000 but a friend who only looks out for himself... 1248 01:39:38,790 --> 01:39:40,200 ... is no friend. 1249 01:40:02,950 --> 01:40:05,450 Premature ejaculation, Erectile dysfunction. 1250 01:40:05,580 --> 01:40:07,910 Low sperm count, Impotence. 1251 01:40:08,000 --> 01:40:10,620 Don't suffer sexual disorders in silence! 1252 01:40:10,830 --> 01:40:14,790 A sure cure for men lacking stamina. 1253 01:40:14,870 --> 01:40:19,290 Why worry, when there is a solution! 1254 01:40:19,580 --> 01:40:24,370 Boost your sexual performance, visit Mamaji's Khandaani Shafakhana today! 1255 01:40:24,500 --> 01:40:29,120 "She races like a Ferrari As the people look on stunned" 1256 01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:33,700 "She's a Lioness in this jungle She ain't scared of anyone!" 1257 01:40:33,790 --> 01:40:39,000 "Everywhere she makes her mark And all the losers can do is bark" 1258 01:40:39,120 --> 01:40:41,540 Listen carefully. 1259 01:40:42,790 --> 01:40:46,700 - Here you go. - "This fever's spreading all around!" 1260 01:40:46,790 --> 01:40:51,000 "She's spinning the world round and round!" 1261 01:40:51,290 --> 01:40:54,040 Hey, I'm feeling deprived too! 1262 01:40:54,450 --> 01:40:56,790 Get that youthful vigour back... 1263 01:40:56,870 --> 01:41:02,410 For all your sex-related and other health problems, visit us today! 1264 01:41:02,540 --> 01:41:04,830 Hey Madam, have you no shame... 1265 01:41:04,910 --> 01:41:07,250 Parading that word in public! 1266 01:41:07,370 --> 01:41:11,950 Sir, you can see 'sex' written in bold, but not all the problems around it? 1267 01:41:12,040 --> 01:41:14,700 Quit eating junk... your paunch is sticking out! 1268 01:41:15,200 --> 01:41:18,950 And before your wife complains, come to Mamaji's clinic! 1269 01:41:19,040 --> 01:41:22,410 Premature ejaculation, Erectile dysfunction, Low sperm count... 1270 01:41:22,540 --> 01:41:26,750 Impotence... If you're suffering, come to Mamaji's Shafakhana today! 1271 01:41:26,830 --> 01:41:31,700 Yes, Mamaji's Shafakhana is located in your very own street... 1272 01:41:38,580 --> 01:41:39,870 You don't stop. 1273 01:41:41,200 --> 01:41:47,000 Premature ejaculation, Erectile dysfunction, Low sperm count 1274 01:41:47,080 --> 01:41:50,080 Visit Mamaji's Khandaani Shafakhana today! 1275 01:41:52,790 --> 01:41:55,160 Everywhere it's 'Let's get talking'! 1276 01:41:55,250 --> 01:41:57,660 You think we don't know what you're talking about? 1277 01:41:57,790 --> 01:41:59,790 We aren't naïve little toddlers! 1278 01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:04,410 Neither am I. Which is why I say, sex is sex! 1279 01:42:04,540 --> 01:42:08,540 Oh Lord! I'm stunned at this girl's audacity! 1280 01:42:08,830 --> 01:42:12,040 Not a hint of hesitation on her face, saying such things! 1281 01:42:12,250 --> 01:42:13,620 Just formalities, eh? 1282 01:42:13,790 --> 01:42:17,620 I thought once the old man dies, all this dirt will be gone from this street. 1283 01:42:17,790 --> 01:42:20,950 But he's handed over the baton to this girl! 1284 01:42:21,040 --> 01:42:23,410 They've turned this market into a pigsty! 1285 01:42:23,540 --> 01:42:32,040 Under the garb of treatment, youngsters are told to go cavort naked in public! 1286 01:42:32,910 --> 01:42:41,000 I'm sure this girl is encouraging young boys and girls to have pre-marital sex... 1287 01:42:41,120 --> 01:42:43,660 she's flagrantly wrecking our values and culture. 1288 01:42:43,790 --> 01:42:47,790 Absolutely! Values are important! She talks rubbish! 1289 01:42:48,700 --> 01:42:50,330 Enough, Mr Jiyalal ji.. 1290 01:42:50,580 --> 01:42:51,620 Times have changed. 1291 01:42:51,750 --> 01:42:55,750 Our traditions haven't changed. Trying to be too modern... 1292 01:42:57,120 --> 01:43:04,120 This 'modern' attitude is spreading like wild grass... 1293 01:43:16,750 --> 01:43:18,370 Sunken eyes... 1294 01:43:21,910 --> 01:43:24,000 twitching nose... 1295 01:43:24,580 --> 01:43:26,160 What are you saying? 1296 01:43:26,790 --> 01:43:28,790 Stale bad breath! 1297 01:43:33,870 --> 01:43:35,040 You have piles! 1298 01:43:41,370 --> 01:43:45,160 Wow! Now she is trying to change the topic. 1299 01:43:45,500 --> 01:43:48,830 Piles! Is it written on his face? 1300 01:43:49,370 --> 01:43:50,830 Ah, forget it. 1301 01:43:50,910 --> 01:43:52,790 - Tell me if it's not true! - It isn't. 1302 01:43:53,160 --> 01:43:56,160 I didn't ask you, Hypothyroidism! 1303 01:43:57,700 --> 01:44:00,200 I've been perplexed seeing Mr Jiya Lal for a long time... 1304 01:44:00,450 --> 01:44:03,830 Why would anyone be so bothered by other people's affairs? 1305 01:44:04,250 --> 01:44:05,660 Now it makes sense. 1306 01:44:05,790 --> 01:44:07,330 Someone who is suffering from piles... 1307 01:44:07,450 --> 01:44:09,500 ...Would want the whole world to suffer along! 1308 01:44:09,620 --> 01:44:10,700 Stop this nonsense! 1309 01:44:10,790 --> 01:44:12,620 Make use of your family connection... 1310 01:44:12,750 --> 01:44:16,120 I'll give you a sure shot treatment for piles! 1311 01:44:16,200 --> 01:44:17,660 You will? 1312 01:44:18,080 --> 01:44:19,620 Yes, I will! 1313 01:44:23,660 --> 01:44:27,950 While on one hand, the Clock Tower Mercantile Association has filed a case... 1314 01:44:28,040 --> 01:44:31,620 ...under section 269, Act against obscenity in public places... 1315 01:44:31,790 --> 01:44:38,580 ...the Hindustani Unani Research Centre has filed criminal charges... 1316 01:44:38,660 --> 01:44:42,200 ...for running a clinic without medical training, cheating, forgery... 1317 01:44:45,540 --> 01:44:47,450 The smell's bothering you, is it? 1318 01:44:47,910 --> 01:44:49,580 Have you never peed? 1319 01:44:50,660 --> 01:44:52,500 Such a princess! 1320 01:44:52,660 --> 01:44:55,620 Go see, you're all over the news! 1321 01:45:08,040 --> 01:45:10,910 I should become Madame Baby's apprentice. 1322 01:45:11,040 --> 01:45:13,160 Such a big lie, to your own lawyer? 1323 01:45:13,450 --> 01:45:16,540 Do you have any idea how many strings I pulled to get you bail? 1324 01:45:16,700 --> 01:45:18,910 No, no... you have no idea! 1325 01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:21,830 Your one lie has taken the whole clinic down. 1326 01:45:21,950 --> 01:45:25,000 You're piling on her as if you're some paragon of virtue. 1327 01:45:25,200 --> 01:45:29,290 It literally rains lies when you lawyers open your mouths! 1328 01:45:32,080 --> 01:45:33,330 Fine! 1329 01:45:33,950 --> 01:45:35,910 Fight your own case then. 1330 01:45:37,750 --> 01:45:40,540 Mr Tagra, please. Listen to me... 1331 01:45:40,620 --> 01:45:42,120 I am very very sorry, Mr Tagra. 1332 01:45:42,370 --> 01:45:46,410 From day one I don't like this Bhooshit chap. 1333 01:45:48,450 --> 01:45:50,500 And am very disappointed, Baby. 1334 01:45:50,910 --> 01:45:52,540 Actually, with both of you! 1335 01:45:55,660 --> 01:45:58,870 For the first time Tagra does not know what to say! 1336 01:46:00,870 --> 01:46:02,910 You've been having her medicines since the last few weeks... 1337 01:46:03,040 --> 01:46:04,410 They're effective, right? 1338 01:46:04,580 --> 01:46:05,790 You mean Mamaji's medicines. 1339 01:46:05,870 --> 01:46:08,410 The jars Mamaji left were soon over. 1340 01:46:08,790 --> 01:46:10,870 She's been preparing the medication herself since then. 1341 01:46:11,580 --> 01:46:14,750 You think they'd be more effective if some dude with a degree made them? 1342 01:46:17,870 --> 01:46:19,540 Now don't try to get me all emotional. 1343 01:46:19,700 --> 01:46:21,200 You've committed a very serious offense... 1344 01:46:21,370 --> 01:46:23,410 There's no defense in your favor. 1345 01:46:23,660 --> 01:46:27,000 Look Mr. Tagra, please listen to me. 1346 01:46:28,910 --> 01:46:32,540 We'll have a case if we build one, right? 1347 01:46:39,370 --> 01:46:40,410 Let's see... 1348 01:46:42,870 --> 01:46:44,540 We'll have to lock horns now. 1349 01:46:51,910 --> 01:46:54,410 Don't get pressure by what people say. 1350 01:46:54,830 --> 01:46:56,540 How do I face Mom? 1351 01:47:03,370 --> 01:47:05,330 What the hell is going on! 1352 01:47:05,450 --> 01:47:07,330 Chachaji please... You'll get your money! 1353 01:47:07,450 --> 01:47:09,370 Move aside my dear, you'll get hurt. 1354 01:47:09,500 --> 01:47:12,370 I'm going to break all these machines of yours! 1355 01:47:12,540 --> 01:47:14,700 Hey! Behave yourself. 1356 01:47:15,120 --> 01:47:16,830 You have no respect do you? 1357 01:47:17,700 --> 01:47:20,370 I left home for one night and you revealed your true colours! 1358 01:47:20,500 --> 01:47:21,830 And what about all your colourful activities? 1359 01:47:21,950 --> 01:47:23,580 The whole city is looking at you with disgust. 1360 01:47:23,790 --> 01:47:25,580 My daughter is now ready to get married... 1361 01:47:25,700 --> 01:47:29,040 If people like you live here, who will marry her? 1362 01:47:29,870 --> 01:47:32,330 Bhooshit, load the luggage. 1363 01:47:32,540 --> 01:47:33,750 Where will we go, Mom? 1364 01:47:33,830 --> 01:47:38,040 I'll find a roof to cover our heads. 1365 01:47:38,750 --> 01:47:42,750 But who will salvage our reputation, which she has stripped bare? 1366 01:47:43,950 --> 01:47:45,910 Sheetu, you... - Let it be, Baby... 1367 01:47:46,290 --> 01:47:47,410 We'll figure it out. 1368 01:47:47,540 --> 01:47:48,790 You go, carry on with your dirty work. 1369 01:47:48,870 --> 01:47:50,000 Fight with my in-laws. 1370 01:47:50,540 --> 01:47:52,540 The way things are going... 1371 01:47:52,660 --> 01:47:54,700 They'll also throw me out. 1372 01:47:55,120 --> 01:47:57,500 It'll make no difference to her... 1373 01:47:57,620 --> 01:48:00,660 Whether her mother's humiliated, whether we become homeless... 1374 01:48:00,790 --> 01:48:02,580 Even if your husband leaves you tomorrow... 1375 01:48:02,790 --> 01:48:04,200 She won't care. 1376 01:48:05,790 --> 01:48:10,910 She won't even let her father's soul rest in peace. 1377 01:48:13,040 --> 01:48:16,330 Thank God our kids didn't turn out this way! 1378 01:48:16,500 --> 01:48:19,700 Amazing. You're giving up your home, and going after her! 1379 01:48:20,790 --> 01:48:23,370 So what should we do? Embrace her? 1380 01:48:23,500 --> 01:48:24,910 Weep for her? 1381 01:48:25,160 --> 01:48:28,750 No! I'm won't shed a single tear for her. 1382 01:48:31,660 --> 01:48:35,160 I want nothing to do with this shameless girl. 1383 01:48:36,750 --> 01:48:38,450 Move along! Close the gate. 1384 01:48:38,790 --> 01:48:42,660 "I have seen the shattering of dreams" 1385 01:48:42,750 --> 01:48:46,160 Pick it up! Pick this chair up. 1386 01:48:46,290 --> 01:48:49,660 "Houses submerging in grief" 1387 01:48:50,000 --> 01:48:54,000 - "Mom... - I have witnessed many hopes" 1388 01:48:54,290 --> 01:49:03,580 "Losing wind at the brink of destiny" 1389 01:49:03,870 --> 01:49:09,160 "It feels as though all the world's sorrows" 1390 01:49:09,290 --> 01:49:13,250 "Are destined to fall upon me" 1391 01:49:13,330 --> 01:49:16,410 "Why won't my heart be drenched?" 1392 01:49:16,830 --> 01:49:24,660 "My eyes are soaked with sadness Days and nights full of darkness" 1393 01:49:24,790 --> 01:49:27,000 "My heart lies drenched" 1394 01:49:27,080 --> 01:49:34,870 "My eyes are soaked with sadness Days and nights full of darkness" 1395 01:49:34,950 --> 01:49:45,250 "These wounds have defeated me My broken heart finds no solace" 1396 01:49:45,370 --> 01:49:47,830 "My heart lies drenched" 1397 01:49:50,040 --> 01:49:52,660 "My heart lies drenched" 1398 01:49:55,120 --> 01:49:58,410 "My heart lies drenched" 1399 01:50:22,330 --> 01:50:32,620 "The world I yearned for Has disappeared from sight" 1400 01:50:32,750 --> 01:50:41,830 "I'd adorned it with stars But now that sky is desolate" 1401 01:50:42,750 --> 01:50:53,870 "I have seen the colours of life Slowly paling and fading away" 1402 01:50:53,950 --> 01:51:07,410 "I have seen waves breaking apart Right before the horizon" 1403 01:51:07,790 --> 01:51:17,120 "It feels as if my destiny Has sunk into a void" 1404 01:51:17,200 --> 01:51:20,330 "Why won't my heart be drenched? " 1405 01:51:20,790 --> 01:51:28,540 "My eyes are soaked with sadness Days and nights full of darkness" 1406 01:51:28,660 --> 01:51:38,750 "These wounds have defeated me My broken heart finds no solace" 1407 01:51:38,830 --> 01:51:41,500 "My heart lies drenched" 1408 01:51:43,700 --> 01:51:46,660 "My heart lies drenched" 1409 01:51:48,790 --> 01:51:51,790 "My heart lies drenched" 1410 01:52:27,290 --> 01:52:28,500 I'm not Mamaji. 1411 01:52:32,910 --> 01:52:37,000 I can't go save the world at the cost of destroying my own home. 1412 01:53:31,910 --> 01:53:33,660 Have you heard of Lohaar Singh? 1413 01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:44,410 Who Lohaar Singh? 1414 01:53:46,040 --> 01:53:49,450 There was a soldier in Hoshiarpur who never accepted defeat... 1415 01:53:49,790 --> 01:53:51,120 Lohaar Singh. 1416 01:53:53,370 --> 01:53:54,910 He was very determined. 1417 01:53:56,040 --> 01:53:57,790 The conditions were tough... 1418 01:53:59,750 --> 01:54:01,330 ...but he was unfazed. 1419 01:54:02,450 --> 01:54:05,250 So he set out for battle... 1420 01:54:13,620 --> 01:54:15,540 Mama was a very dangerous man! 1421 01:54:15,790 --> 01:54:18,290 His medicine turned me into Don Juan. 1422 01:54:18,620 --> 01:54:20,950 Women couldn't resist me! 1423 01:54:21,040 --> 01:54:23,580 Ladies going left, ladies going right... 1424 01:54:23,700 --> 01:54:25,700 They kept banging into me in the center! 1425 01:54:25,790 --> 01:54:29,620 One day, my wife Gulaabo caught me with Mrs Dhillon, our neighbour. 1426 01:54:29,790 --> 01:54:32,700 She sent me divorce papers the very next day! 1427 01:54:39,750 --> 01:54:40,750 Mr Tagra... 1428 01:54:42,200 --> 01:54:44,330 ...aren't you a little behind the times? 1429 01:54:44,750 --> 01:54:47,370 This is video went viral months back! 1430 01:54:51,080 --> 01:54:56,870 Your lordship, that's Mrs Gulaabo Gill, Jhalla Halwai's wife. 1431 01:54:57,000 --> 01:54:57,910 Hand me the document. 1432 01:54:58,700 --> 01:55:03,500 This is her statement where she clearly says... 1433 01:55:03,660 --> 01:55:06,750 ...that before taking Mamaji's medicine... 1434 01:55:06,830 --> 01:55:12,160 ...Jhalla Gill was a virgin - with no hope of conjugal bliss whatsoever. 1435 01:55:12,290 --> 01:55:14,910 Once a balloon goes bust, it can't be inflated again. 1436 01:55:15,000 --> 01:55:19,120 But who knows what goddamned gas Mamaji pumped into him... 1437 01:55:19,250 --> 01:55:21,870 ...his balloon started flying around everywhere! 1438 01:55:22,700 --> 01:55:28,620 An acute case of erectile dysfunction treated miraculously by Mamaji... 1439 01:55:29,160 --> 01:55:30,450 Thank you. You can leave. 1440 01:55:31,160 --> 01:55:34,870 I would like to ask Unani research centre... 1441 01:55:35,450 --> 01:55:41,620 ...what could be a better proof of the efficacy of Mamaji's medicines? 1442 01:55:41,750 --> 01:55:43,750 What's your case, Mr Tagra? 1443 01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:46,160 You're skirting the issue. 1444 01:55:46,450 --> 01:55:48,830 Baby Bedi has cheated the public! 1445 01:55:48,910 --> 01:55:50,790 And you're cheating the court! 1446 01:55:50,870 --> 01:55:51,870 Mr Tagra... 1447 01:55:52,160 --> 01:55:56,160 She's a quack who ran the clinic posing as a doctor... 1448 01:55:56,250 --> 01:55:59,330 We've submitted a clarification regarding that to the court. 1449 01:55:59,500 --> 01:56:00,790 This is no clarification! 1450 01:56:00,910 --> 01:56:03,870 That is for the court to decide. 1451 01:56:03,950 --> 01:56:05,450 Are you going to let me speak or not? 1452 01:56:05,790 --> 01:56:06,790 Your lordship. 1453 01:56:07,080 --> 01:56:08,750 Have some respect, man. 1454 01:56:09,330 --> 01:56:10,540 Your lordship. 1455 01:56:10,790 --> 01:56:12,080 What's the case? 1456 01:56:12,870 --> 01:56:16,410 Baby Bedi pretended to be a Unani hakim. 1457 01:56:16,910 --> 01:56:19,620 She was running the clinic without a degree. 1458 01:56:19,750 --> 01:56:22,830 Exactly. He's just going around in circles. 1459 01:56:24,450 --> 01:56:28,290 Why don't you come and take my place? 1460 01:56:28,370 --> 01:56:29,000 I am sorry. 1461 01:56:29,080 --> 01:56:32,870 No, since you're so well-versed with the law, you sit here. 1462 01:56:32,950 --> 01:56:35,700 I'll set up a stall and sell snacks outside the court. 1463 01:56:35,790 --> 01:56:36,830 I'm sorry. 1464 01:56:38,250 --> 01:56:39,290 Please come to the point Tagra. 1465 01:56:39,450 --> 01:56:43,870 The Hindustani Unani Research Centre's accusation... 1466 01:56:43,950 --> 01:56:47,290 ...that Baby Bedi cheated the public - it is baseless. 1467 01:56:47,450 --> 01:56:51,660 How can she cheat the public? She was just the sales girl. 1468 01:56:55,700 --> 01:56:58,290 I've submitted statements from... 1469 01:56:58,370 --> 01:57:02,290 ...their patients Khubi Ram, Shyama Pehelwan, Deepu Palta... 1470 01:57:02,370 --> 01:57:07,790 ...which testify that Dr. Bindra was present at the clinic. 1471 01:57:08,790 --> 01:57:14,950 Here's Dr Bindra's IMC registration certificate and degree. 1472 01:57:15,080 --> 01:57:17,080 Whether she wins or loses the case... 1473 01:57:17,200 --> 01:57:21,450 ...I'm taking my commission! 1474 01:57:22,660 --> 01:57:25,750 Well, Mr Tagra has proven his point. 1475 01:57:25,830 --> 01:57:28,580 What? What point has he proved? 1476 01:57:28,870 --> 01:57:31,660 This isn't done. You can't let Baby Bedi off the hook like this! 1477 01:57:31,790 --> 01:57:34,790 Sure. Everyone knows the law in this court other than me. 1478 01:57:35,370 --> 01:57:39,200 She's been posing as Khandaani Shafakhana's brand ambassador. 1479 01:57:39,290 --> 01:57:41,750 And she has zero qualifications. Zero! 1480 01:57:41,950 --> 01:57:49,040 Your Lordship, according to Hakim Tarachand aka Mamaji's will... 1481 01:57:49,160 --> 01:57:53,750 ...Baby Bedi is the sole heir of Khandaani Shafakhana... 1482 01:57:54,200 --> 01:57:57,250 Provided that she runs the clinic for 6 months... 1483 01:57:57,450 --> 01:58:02,000 ...and if she fails to do so, the clinic's property will be transferred... 1484 01:58:02,080 --> 01:58:06,080 ...to the Hindustani Unani Research Center. 1485 01:58:06,790 --> 01:58:12,000 Therefore, they are trying to stop Baby Bedi from going to the clinic. 1486 01:58:12,450 --> 01:58:17,000 Tagra says, they are feathering their own nest! 1487 01:58:17,080 --> 01:58:22,000 Sure, we are feathering our nest, but this Baby Bedi... 1488 01:58:22,290 --> 01:58:24,290 ...she doesn't know the ABC of Unani medicine! 1489 01:58:24,450 --> 01:58:29,790 Yes, she knows nothing about Unani medicine. That's what we are saying too! 1490 01:58:29,950 --> 01:58:34,950 Then why is she going around everywhere advertising it? 1491 01:58:35,040 --> 01:58:36,830 Fine, she won't. 1492 01:58:36,910 --> 01:58:39,330 Look, it's nothing personal. 1493 01:58:39,580 --> 01:58:44,790 Sex Clinics like Khandaani Shafakhana tarnish the reputation of Unani medicine. 1494 01:58:44,870 --> 01:58:47,950 It's your narrow-mindedness that ruins Unani's reputation! 1495 01:58:48,120 --> 01:58:52,330 So many people have sworn by our treatment, but you ignore that... 1496 01:58:52,790 --> 01:58:54,790 And then you say it's nothing personal. 1497 01:58:54,830 --> 01:58:59,410 Hakim Tara Chand was still a member of our institution... 1498 01:58:59,870 --> 01:59:02,620 But who are you? Who trained you? 1499 01:59:02,750 --> 01:59:05,370 Hakim Tara Chand himself trained me. What's the problem? 1500 01:59:05,500 --> 01:59:06,120 Baby! 1501 01:59:06,200 --> 01:59:08,000 No, who do they think they are? 1502 01:59:08,200 --> 01:59:10,120 They insult Mamaji when they feel like... 1503 01:59:10,200 --> 01:59:12,330 ... and when it suits them, they claim him as their own? 1504 01:59:12,500 --> 01:59:14,330 It's with his blessings and by following his remedies... 1505 01:59:14,450 --> 01:59:16,450 ... that I've cured all these people. 1506 01:59:16,580 --> 01:59:19,370 Tell us, how many people have you cured till date? 1507 01:59:19,580 --> 01:59:24,450 So you admit that you treated these patients? 1508 01:59:24,660 --> 01:59:28,080 Why don't you ask these experts if they even remember how to treat patients? 1509 01:59:28,160 --> 01:59:29,830 But you know how to treat them, right? 1510 01:59:29,910 --> 01:59:31,700 - Yes I do! - Baby, no! 1511 01:59:35,000 --> 01:59:39,080 Mr Tagra, what's going on in this court! 1512 01:59:39,910 --> 01:59:41,160 Is this a joke? 1513 01:59:41,290 --> 01:59:46,000 Before getting your client to court, you could have at least taught her to lie! 1514 01:59:46,080 --> 01:59:53,450 No, no she is just getting a little emotional, your lordship. 1515 01:59:55,790 --> 02:00:00,450 Madam, there's a case against you for obscenity as well! 1516 02:00:00,830 --> 02:00:03,120 What obscenity? 1517 02:00:03,500 --> 02:00:05,370 What obscenity has she committed? 1518 02:00:15,870 --> 02:00:20,750 Look, such dangerous activities have been happening in this clinic. 1519 02:00:21,330 --> 02:00:24,410 Forget about the illegal medical practice... 1520 02:00:24,910 --> 02:00:29,000 What about how she is polluting society by talking about sex like this? 1521 02:00:29,120 --> 02:00:31,290 Yeah, is sex a joke? 1522 02:00:31,450 --> 02:00:33,330 You can't just talk about sex like that with children... 1523 02:00:33,450 --> 02:00:36,370 ... their minds start racing with curiosity! 1524 02:00:37,620 --> 02:00:38,830 That's true. 1525 02:00:39,080 --> 02:00:41,540 Tagra, my son... 1526 02:00:41,870 --> 02:00:45,040 He has only just hit puberty. 1527 02:00:45,290 --> 02:00:47,700 God knows what he was watching on Youtube at night. 1528 02:00:47,950 --> 02:00:51,620 All I could hear was... Sex, sex, sex! 1529 02:00:52,000 --> 02:00:53,660 So I gave him a tight slap. 1530 02:00:54,450 --> 02:00:57,870 He tells me - Dad, it's a sex education video! 1531 02:01:03,370 --> 02:01:08,620 Your lordship, your son is growing from a child into a young man. 1532 02:01:08,750 --> 02:01:11,040 And he is curious like a cat. 1533 02:01:11,830 --> 02:01:14,700 Tagra says, talk to him. 1534 02:01:14,790 --> 02:01:16,000 Talk to your son. 1535 02:01:16,120 --> 02:01:19,040 You can't teach kids about sex just like that. 1536 02:01:19,120 --> 02:01:22,830 Who taught us? We learnt on our own! 1537 02:01:22,910 --> 02:01:24,620 Which is why you haven't learnt a thing! 1538 02:01:26,790 --> 02:01:31,620 No way. We could never dare talk about sex with our Dads. 1539 02:01:31,700 --> 02:01:36,870 Sir, it's not like if you shield your son from sex, he won't do it. 1540 02:01:37,700 --> 02:01:45,200 There needs to be a proper sex education curriculum, in that case! 1541 02:01:45,790 --> 02:01:48,000 Then why don't you create one! 1542 02:01:48,830 --> 02:01:50,830 Who is stopping you? 1543 02:01:51,330 --> 02:01:53,000 Nobody is stopping you. 1544 02:01:53,580 --> 02:01:55,000 Studying about sex? 1545 02:01:56,910 --> 02:01:59,160 Call it studies, or just understanding... 1546 02:01:59,290 --> 02:02:02,080 That is what I am saying. 1547 02:02:02,160 --> 02:02:06,540 [Indistinct chatter] 1548 02:02:10,290 --> 02:02:14,000 Sir, we talk about sex either in jokes, or as dirty talk. 1549 02:02:14,910 --> 02:02:17,000 Instead of talking about using protection... 1550 02:02:17,120 --> 02:02:19,040 ...we tell people to stay away from sex. 1551 02:02:20,370 --> 02:02:24,750 If your son wants to learn about sex, what will you tell him? 1552 02:02:25,080 --> 02:02:26,410 That it's a disease? 1553 02:02:26,830 --> 02:02:30,830 If a child is repulsed by someone's touch, will you slap the child instead? 1554 02:02:33,080 --> 02:02:36,250 It's crucial that we understand the difference between sex and perversion. 1555 02:02:38,500 --> 02:02:40,540 Sir, should I include all this sex-talk in the minutes of the session? 1556 02:02:40,660 --> 02:02:42,330 Of course not! 1557 02:02:45,290 --> 02:02:47,830 I need to look into other cases too! 1558 02:02:49,080 --> 02:02:52,160 Baby Bedi, if you have anything to say in your defense, go ahead. 1559 02:02:53,080 --> 02:02:56,000 Sir, she would need to defend herself if she was losing. 1560 02:03:00,620 --> 02:03:01,750 But she's already won. 1561 02:03:07,200 --> 02:03:09,080 Gabru Ghatak, right? 1562 02:03:09,580 --> 02:03:10,580 Yes. 1563 02:03:10,790 --> 02:03:13,120 Almost.. Ghatack. 1564 02:03:14,830 --> 02:03:16,250 You know him? 1565 02:03:17,160 --> 02:03:18,540 He's our client. 1566 02:03:25,830 --> 02:03:31,040 Man Tagra, I'm so thankful that this case came into my court... 1567 02:03:33,950 --> 02:03:36,580 This courtroom has turned into a film set! 1568 02:03:36,700 --> 02:03:39,450 It feels like a reality show. 1569 02:03:46,200 --> 02:03:47,870 Should we set up a selfie-booth here now? 1570 02:03:48,750 --> 02:03:50,750 - Move.. - Move away. 1571 02:03:51,790 --> 02:03:53,120 Sorry Sir... 1572 02:03:55,790 --> 02:03:57,040 Sorry Sir... 1573 02:03:58,450 --> 02:04:01,080 ...but what you see today is not Gabru Ghatack. 1574 02:04:01,750 --> 02:04:03,160 This is Gunnu Bassi... 1575 02:04:05,830 --> 02:04:08,040 ... patient of Mamaji and his Khaandaani Shafakhana. 1576 02:04:11,370 --> 02:04:12,160 Very high profile. 1577 02:04:12,250 --> 02:04:12,950 You too? 1578 02:04:13,040 --> 02:04:15,830 Don't be shocked sir. I had a sexual disorder... 1579 02:04:16,790 --> 02:04:18,700 Mamaji used to cure the ailment 1580 02:04:20,000 --> 02:04:22,000 but Baby cured me. 1581 02:04:25,160 --> 02:04:29,700 But did you notice what just happened in this court today? 1582 02:04:30,790 --> 02:04:33,120 An open discussion on sex... free flowing. 1583 02:04:33,790 --> 02:04:39,700 No one outraged over the mention of sex. 1584 02:04:41,870 --> 02:04:45,450 Tell me, what could be a bigger victory for Khandaani Shafakhana? 1585 02:04:55,370 --> 02:04:56,410 Anything else? 1586 02:04:57,370 --> 02:05:02,450 I feel that this discussion on sex shouldn't end in this court... 1587 02:05:02,870 --> 02:05:05,910 We must take it outside and discuss it freely. 1588 02:05:08,790 --> 02:05:11,160 Sir the outcome of this case lies in your hands... 1589 02:05:11,910 --> 02:05:13,410 ...but today, Mamaji... 1590 02:05:15,700 --> 02:05:16,700 ...winning! 1591 02:05:51,120 --> 02:05:52,250 Please sit. 1592 02:06:14,200 --> 02:06:16,410 Baby Bedi cannot run the clinic. 1593 02:06:17,160 --> 02:06:18,290 She'll be fined too. 1594 02:06:18,750 --> 02:06:22,000 Because no patient has complained... 1595 02:06:22,330 --> 02:06:28,290 ...I'll leave the decision whether to press further charges on Baby Bedi... 1596 02:06:28,370 --> 02:06:33,000 ...on the Hindustani Unani research center. 1597 02:06:33,700 --> 02:06:35,500 But I'll give you a piece of advice... 1598 02:06:35,750 --> 02:06:41,330 If a person's intelligence and talent can contribute to your science... 1599 02:06:41,450 --> 02:06:43,540 ...then you must take advantage of that. 1600 02:06:45,290 --> 02:06:47,660 Mummy, could you pack the medicine from the kitchen... 1601 02:06:47,790 --> 02:06:49,950 ...and give it to me outside? 1602 02:06:51,370 --> 02:06:52,410 Twenty-seven. 1603 02:06:53,370 --> 02:06:54,370 Twenty-seven? 1604 02:06:54,750 --> 02:06:55,830 Is what it should be! 1605 02:06:56,790 --> 02:06:57,790 Write thirty-six. 1606 02:07:07,830 --> 02:07:10,790 In the mood for lemonade early in the morning! 1607 02:07:11,370 --> 02:07:14,790 Mummy, she's craving too much Vitamin C these days! 1608 02:07:15,370 --> 02:07:17,290 Marry him if you want... 1609 02:07:17,450 --> 02:07:19,540 Atleast one worry off my back! 1610 02:07:19,660 --> 02:07:21,080 Sure I will, Mom! 1611 02:07:23,160 --> 02:07:25,870 Don't you dare marry before me! 1612 02:07:27,200 --> 02:07:28,000 Sorry. 1613 02:07:29,200 --> 02:07:30,200 Do it. 1614 02:07:36,450 --> 02:07:40,450 This crazy girl and singing-dancing joker managed to sway everyone? 1615 02:07:40,870 --> 02:07:45,250 I knew they have bad blood... but none of you bothered to listen! 1616 02:07:45,370 --> 02:07:49,250 That's not true, we do nothing without your approval... 1617 02:07:49,580 --> 02:07:53,290 But girls these days, they ensnare our boys! 1618 02:07:53,870 --> 02:07:54,870 Neetu! 1619 02:07:55,080 --> 02:07:55,700 Yes? 1620 02:07:55,790 --> 02:07:56,870 Are you going to the shop? 1621 02:07:57,000 --> 02:07:58,330 Yes, and so is Sheetu. 1622 02:07:58,620 --> 02:08:00,200 She'll be handling accounts from now on. 1623 02:08:00,540 --> 02:08:01,290 What? 1624 02:08:31,450 --> 02:08:34,330 Look my dear, it's good to help people... 1625 02:08:34,450 --> 02:08:38,120 But if you want to become a Hakim, be diligent. 1626 02:08:38,700 --> 02:08:43,870 Get your degree, and then practice. 1627 02:08:45,950 --> 02:08:46,950 Best of luck. 1628 02:08:47,080 --> 02:08:48,290 Thank you 1629 02:09:38,660 --> 02:09:40,120 Mamaji! 1630 02:09:40,700 --> 02:09:42,750 Is this where one becomes a doctor? 1631 02:09:42,830 --> 02:09:46,330 Yes. Doctors, Hakims... they all study here. 1632 02:09:46,870 --> 02:09:49,750 I'll be Doctor Baby Bedi! 1633 02:09:49,830 --> 02:09:51,750 Why not Hakim Baby Bedi? 1634 02:09:53,620 --> 02:09:57,000 Doctor Baby Bedi or Hakim Baby Bedi? 1635 02:09:58,870 --> 02:09:59,700 Hello Doctor! 1636 02:10:00,790 --> 02:10:02,000 Good day, Hakim ji! 1637 02:10:03,250 --> 02:10:06,830 Are you Doctor Baby Bedi or Hakim Baby Bedi? 1638 02:11:01,620 --> 02:11:04,000 Where can I find the Khandaani Shafakhana? 1639 02:11:04,080 --> 02:11:05,290 Upstairs. 1640 02:11:05,450 --> 02:11:06,580 There? 1641 02:11:13,450 --> 02:11:19,370 He keeps trying to get it on, but I'm nervous. 1642 02:11:20,450 --> 02:11:21,450 Nervous? 1643 02:11:24,950 --> 02:11:28,620 I don't know what will happen, how will it feel? 1644 02:11:28,830 --> 02:11:31,080 He's been sulking for a week. 1645 02:11:31,580 --> 02:11:34,040 Let him sulk. He can't force you! 1646 02:11:34,120 --> 02:11:37,950 But Didi, is it normal to be nervous? 1647 02:11:40,620 --> 02:11:42,080 Of course it's normal. 1648 02:11:42,620 --> 02:11:46,830 Till the soup's temperature doesn't suit you, sip at your own pace... 1649 02:11:48,330 --> 02:11:49,120 Understood? 1650 02:11:49,200 --> 02:11:50,660 Yes. 1651 02:11:52,500 --> 02:11:53,910 Care for some soup? 1652 02:11:56,700 --> 02:12:00,160 KHANDAANI SHAFAKHANA (We have many branches) 1653 02:12:00,330 --> 02:12:01,950 "Nose pin." 1654 02:12:02,870 --> 02:12:04,500 "Nose pin." 1655 02:12:05,500 --> 02:12:07,000 "Nose pin." 1656 02:12:07,910 --> 02:12:10,500 "If you wish to hear more, subscribe to T-series." 1657 02:12:19,870 --> 02:12:22,120 "Let's talk about love." 1658 02:12:22,580 --> 02:12:24,540 "Hold my hand." 1659 02:12:25,000 --> 02:12:28,120 "Come dance with me." 1660 02:12:28,500 --> 02:12:30,330 "No one's stopping you." 1661 02:12:30,450 --> 02:12:32,160 "Your diamond earrings.." 1662 02:12:32,750 --> 02:12:34,830 "..and you sway like a gem." 1663 02:12:35,250 --> 02:12:37,290 "Listen to what I say." 1664 02:12:38,330 --> 02:12:40,910 "God's made you unique." 1665 02:12:41,160 --> 02:12:43,330 "Don't make me pine just say yes.." 1666 02:12:43,500 --> 02:12:46,120 "Fill my life with happiness." 1667 02:12:46,290 --> 02:12:48,120 "Nose ring.." 1668 02:12:48,790 --> 02:12:51,290 "Nose ring..says something." 1669 02:12:51,370 --> 02:12:53,790 "Nose ring..says something." 1670 02:12:53,870 --> 02:12:56,410 "As your veil flutters in the wind." 1671 02:12:56,540 --> 02:12:58,950 "Nose pin." 1672 02:12:59,040 --> 02:13:01,330 "Nose ring..says something." 1673 02:13:01,500 --> 02:13:04,080 "Nose ring..says something." 1674 02:13:04,160 --> 02:13:06,580 "Nose ring..says something." 1675 02:13:06,700 --> 02:13:08,540 "Nose ring.." 1676 02:13:08,620 --> 02:13:12,950 "Your nose ring." 1677 02:13:23,830 --> 02:13:26,450 "You sway on the floor like a spinning top." 1678 02:13:26,580 --> 02:13:28,950 "Baby you're the best, better than the rest." 1679 02:13:29,040 --> 02:13:31,500 "You bend like rubber.." 1680 02:13:31,620 --> 02:13:34,080 "..there is no stopping you tonight." 1681 02:13:34,160 --> 02:13:37,200 "Come closer so I can whisper in your ear." 1682 02:13:37,330 --> 02:13:39,830 "I look decent, and also earn well." 1683 02:13:39,910 --> 02:13:45,000 "If you say yes I'll tell my mother to fix our wedding." 1684 02:13:45,790 --> 02:13:46,790 "Embarrassed." 1685 02:13:47,500 --> 02:13:49,910 "All my friends laugh." 1686 02:13:50,000 --> 02:13:52,410 "Your eyes reveal the truth." 1687 02:13:52,540 --> 02:13:55,120 "You look like a cheater." 1688 02:13:55,200 --> 02:13:57,580 "Everything you say sounds like a lie." 1689 02:13:57,790 --> 02:14:00,200 "I can even give my life for you." 1690 02:14:00,290 --> 02:14:02,790 "Bring all the riches in the world for you." 1691 02:14:02,870 --> 02:14:05,160 "I'll always be loyal to you.." 1692 02:14:05,290 --> 02:14:07,910 "..just give me one chance." 1693 02:14:08,000 --> 02:14:10,700 "Nose pin." 1694 02:14:10,790 --> 02:14:12,910 "Nose ring..says something." 1695 02:14:13,040 --> 02:14:15,450 "Nose ring..says something." 1696 02:14:15,580 --> 02:14:18,080 "As your veil flutters in the wind." 1697 02:14:18,160 --> 02:14:20,660 "Nose ring.." 1698 02:14:20,790 --> 02:14:23,250 "Nose ring..says something." 1699 02:14:23,330 --> 02:14:25,790 "Nose ring..says something." 1700 02:14:25,870 --> 02:14:28,330 "Nose ring..says something." 1701 02:14:28,500 --> 02:14:30,160 "Nose ring.." 1702 02:14:30,250 --> 02:14:35,910 "Your nose ring."