1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:39,400 Every time we men are blamed that we are liars, 4 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,240 cheaters and dishonest. 5 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,760 Whereas the truth is that we poor men... 6 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,600 ...are victims of a very big conspiracy. 7 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,040 Right from the first lesson in school... 8 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,040 ...we are wrongly taught and lied to. 9 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,400 We are mis-taught. 10 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:59,160 Where we are taught that A stands for apple. 11 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,840 B for ball. 12 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,360 C for cat. 13 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:08,360 Our eyes open when we come to this great place known as COLLEGE. 14 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,480 After coming here we find out that... 15 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,480 A does not stand for Apple but in fact A stands for... 16 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:42,360 Similarly, B does not stand for Ball but in fact B stands for... 17 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,640 And do you know what C stands for? C stands for... 18 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,160 I am sure they got the point. 19 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:09,720 Right? 20 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,360 So basically, during these last few days of college... 21 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:16,480 we want to tell the future generation that, college is a place... 22 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:21,800 where we study the real A B C whole heartedly. 23 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,880 With true dedication and with our full body. 24 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:28,800 And we try that after all our efforts and hard work, 25 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:34,000 we definitely get an F. 26 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:38,000 Applause. 27 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,600 Go boys, go and practice. 28 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,160 Come on. Come on. 29 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:57,160 Come on. Come on. 30 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:56,000 I have done so many experiments in Miss Rose's chemistry class... 31 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:59,720 but I repent that I couldn't do any experiment with her. 32 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,920 Meet... 33 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,640 Hi Meet... 34 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,320 Bye Meet. 35 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:09,320 Oh crap, Marlo. 36 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,480 How are you my cheeseballs? 37 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,400 I miss you, I love you. 38 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,400 Oh God. This carrom-board Marlow is again following me. 39 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:22,800 Poor girl has been following you with her coconut of love since years! 40 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:24,480 Just once put your straw and drink from it. 41 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,640 You idiot She is not a coconut! 42 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:27,560 She is a lemon. 43 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:28,880 Then have lemon water. 44 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,000 You both stop your coconut and lemon water! 45 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,720 There's a fruit salad waiting there for us. 46 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,560 Let's go. 47 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:40,560 You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 48 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:01,760 You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 49 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:07,480 You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 50 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,000 The world has reached the Moon 51 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:17,640 While you're afraid to even come on the terrace 52 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,480 The world has reached the Moon 53 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,000 While you're afraid to even come on the terrace 54 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:30,520 Love sustains the world While you're afraid to even express your love 55 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:36,880 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 56 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:43,280 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 57 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:49,240 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 58 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:55,360 You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 59 00:09:55,840 --> 00:10:01,480 You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 60 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,080 Your intoxicating like a Margarita 61 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:11,000 Drinking you gives a different kind of high 62 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,720 Your intoxicating like a Margarita 63 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,720 Drinking you gives a different kind of high 64 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,880 You're hot You're like a shot of fun 65 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,760 Shower your fun on us too 66 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:27,160 You're a sweet girl You're like a bottle of neat alcohol 67 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:30,280 Give a sip or two to the thirsty 68 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:36,880 Open the whisky, pour the soda Who gives a damn about the world 69 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:43,080 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 70 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:49,520 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 71 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,520 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 72 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:25,240 My heart is getting restless It's getting grilled by your breath 73 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:31,880 My heart is getting restless It's getting grilled by your breath 74 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,080 Today is exhilarating and we're so near to our destination 75 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,000 Today I am in full mood, My queen! 76 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,400 You know it So do I... that 77 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:44,120 Youth never comes back again 78 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:51,080 Tear the pillow, tear the bed sheet Let's rock the bed tonight 79 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:57,400 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 80 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:03,800 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 81 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:09,760 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 82 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:16,040 You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 83 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:20,040 You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 84 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:51,440 Today is the last day for ABC... 85 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,400 and henceforth I will not stand... 86 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:55,160 What? 87 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:59,160 In this campus. 88 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:07,000 But before leaving, I will read her A B C till F. 89 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:18,400 Never fear when Hardik is here. 90 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,160 Why did you hit me? 91 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,400 Because all crime is a kind of disease.. 92 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,080 ...and should be treated as such... 93 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,480 Mahatma Gandhi... 94 00:13:55,000 --> 00:14:01,720 It means every crime is a disease and curing it is necessary. 95 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:06,160 And now I will cure your disease for the next five years. 96 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,520 Who are you to cure me? 97 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,480 Robert Pareira. 98 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,480 Your new principal. 99 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:27,040 I am sorry, sir. I am a good student, sir. 100 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:27,840 I am sorry, 101 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:31,840 I am sorry, please forgive me. 102 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:43,000 I am sorry, please forgive me. 103 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:54,360 With such pride you put a cover over her umbrella. 104 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,440 Now even I want to see 105 00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:01,720 if you are really telling the truth or fooling that girl. 106 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,720 No sir. 107 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,760 This is known as, fine words butter no parsnips. 108 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,600 Henceforth, if any student... 109 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:32,480 ...is seen flirting with any female student... 110 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:40,600 he will be tied to this tree, naked, just like this boy. 111 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:45,880 And where the offence is, let the great axe fall. 112 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,880 It means, 113 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,880 when required, punishment needs to be administered for wrongs done. 114 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:02,320 Thank God, the new Principal came on our last day here. 115 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,360 Just think, 116 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,920 if he was here during our year then what would've happened? 117 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,040 Yes. 118 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:08,920 We escaped. 119 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:15,360 Poor students! Their next five years in college will be heck. 120 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,520 But even after leaving college... 121 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,360 ...our life will still be like college life! 122 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,360 One big party. 123 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,440 Drink it, please! 124 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,520 Take this hand out and put this in your mouth. 125 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:59,240 Why are you not drinking? 126 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,800 I gave you one work and you cannot do that also properly. 127 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,800 If Pappu is not drinking milk, how is it my mistake? 128 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:04,640 Did you shake it properly? 129 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,840 Yes Mamta, I have shaken it properly. 130 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,520 Anyways ever since Pappu's birth... 131 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,440 ...I have become an expert in shaking it. 132 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,440 Give it to me. 133 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:13,400 It is so hot! 134 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,400 Do you want to burn my baby's mouth? no wonder he is not drinking. 135 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:17,640 Wait I will cool the milk. 136 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:18,920 Yes, go. 137 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,520 You cannot do anything properly. 138 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,560 I wish I had used a condom that night. 139 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:32,640 Keep quiet! How much will you cry? 140 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:33,400 Hello. 141 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,480 Where are you? 142 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,400 Ever since you've become a father you are nowhere to be found. 143 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,400 What can I tell you. 144 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:42,880 The day you will become a father... 145 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:47,240 you will know the pleasure of having a son. 146 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,560 Well you are very lucky. 147 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,040 Anyways are we meeting Prem tonight? 148 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,840 Yes, we have to pick up Prem from his bank. 149 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,760 But will you be able to leave office so early? 150 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,640 Of course I will. 151 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:04,120 This is the benefit of having your wife as your boss in the office. 152 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:08,120 She is the boss but I rule. 153 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:12,120 Bye. 154 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,120 Where is madam? 155 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:19,480 She is in her boss's cabin, as always. 156 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,360 It is just so... 157 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:22,880 It's so hot. 158 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,600 So cute. 159 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,600 Sir, it has grown so much since the last time I saw it. 160 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:41,480 Have you noticed, it gets so excited seeing you. 161 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,560 Sir, I wish that I could play with it everyday. 162 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:51,640 I just want to swallow it. 163 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,640 Sir, have a banana. 164 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:59,480 Sir, now I understood why madam is more suck cessful than you. 165 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:07,920 Naughty! If you like it so much, it could be yours, forever. 166 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,040 No, Meet will never agree. 167 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,480 No my lady, you are mistaken. 168 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,600 He hasn't seen it yet. 169 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:21,720 Once he sees it, he will fall in love with it. 170 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:25,720 I'm telling you, he just love it. 171 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,720 What did you do? Have you gone mad? 172 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,760 You were playing with a dog! 173 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:34,520 Yes. 174 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Oh...f... 175 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,880 You! I mean you dog... 176 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,760 Why did you kick me? 177 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,800 Sir, I... 178 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,080 Sir, it's your banana's mistake. 179 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,760 It is my banana's mistake! - Yes. 180 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,240 You eat bananas and throw their peels all over the place. 181 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,800 I slipped and you got kicked. 182 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,600 Why did you enter my cabin? 183 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,480 I have some urgent work. I have to leave early. 184 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:03,480 Is it some official work? 185 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:04,720 No, personal. 186 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:08,560 One minute. I can't sanction leave for your personal work. 187 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,160 But baby... - Mr Meet, 188 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,120 this is an office, not your house. 189 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,920 Here, I am neither your baby nor your wife. I'm your boss. 190 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,280 Do you get it? 191 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,000 Now you can leave. - Out. 192 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,480 And take this with you. 193 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:22,520 Out. - Out. 194 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,800 Got a banana. 195 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,640 I don't know what they think of themselves. 196 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,880 They think I am a slave. 197 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,880 They won't grant me leave! 198 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,880 I just want to know if that slacker is in the office or not. 199 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,880 I hope so. 200 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:54,760 He is working. 201 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,320 He is working, thank God! 202 00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:00,320 Nice. 203 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,600 Sex, twice a day. 204 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,520 You've to write, male or female, not number of times. 205 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,080 Fill up the form properly. Bloody show off. 206 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:13,080 Sext... Next... 207 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,760 What are you looking at uncle? 208 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,600 Hands up. 209 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,280 No one will move from their place. 210 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,920 You fool, put your hands up. 211 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,120 Why are you hitting me honey? I am doing it. 212 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,440 If anyone moves from their place, I will shoot them. 213 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,040 Take the cash. 214 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,160 Put all the cash in this bag. 215 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,640 Hurry up! - Yes. 216 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:48,840 Did anyone see who robbed the bank? 217 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,400 Yes, I have seen. You robbed the bank. 218 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,000 Is that so? 219 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,000 Yes. 220 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:57,880 Father. 221 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,880 Did you see who robbed the bank? 222 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,000 No I haven't seen but my wife has seen everything. 223 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:10,160 Is that so? You too have seen everything! 224 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,480 Thank you sir. 225 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:13,600 Problem solved. 226 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,600 Hurry up! Put all the cash inside. 227 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,440 Sit straight. 228 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,400 Don't try to act smart or I will shoot you. 229 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,400 Hurry up! 230 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,800 Oh God! 231 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,240 Who rang the alarm? 232 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:48,120 Leave the money. The police will be here. Run! 233 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:52,000 Guys, they have gone. 234 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:57,720 And we have come. 235 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,640 Mr. Prem, how are you feeling after stopping this bank robbery? 236 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,480 I cannot share my feelings with you. 237 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,280 Mr. Prem, one more question. 238 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,160 If you ask me one more question, my feelings will touch the ceiling. 239 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:10,040 I have to go. 240 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:10,840 But Mr. Prem... 241 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,240 Prem, what about our boy's night out? 242 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,000 Forget the boy's night out, I want to go in. 243 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,360 In? 244 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,320 I am very happy today. 245 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:23,000 What you did today has made the entire Chawla family proud. 246 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,160 Sit here. That was nothing. 247 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:30,120 You will know what you should be truly proud of, today... 248 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:36,520 my darling Tulsi. You are looking so juicy. 249 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,000 Tulsi, I need you in the kitchen. 250 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,600 I have to go, mom-in-law is calling me to make dal. 251 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,000 And I have to make rice too for father-in-law. 252 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,480 Here this Chawla is ready to ride on you 253 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,600 and you are worried about the rice. 254 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,720 I am sorry. I will come back immediately. 255 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:51,920 No! 256 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,240 Mom, you take rest. I will do it. 257 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,240 Okay. 258 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:07,520 Come. 259 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,120 The dal is ready and bread is also ready. 260 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,000 But now I cannot stay away from you anymore. 261 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,000 Come to me my chicken, Come to me 262 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,520 Tulsi, come and teach Chhotu. 263 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,560 What do you have to teach Chhotu? 264 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,360 Tomorrow is Chhotu's biology exam. 265 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,280 His grades were low in the previous test. 266 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,080 It's the rule of gravity, what goes up must come down. 267 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,120 Nothing can stay up for long. 268 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,080 Do you understand? 269 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:32,080 I have to go. 270 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,520 I will come back soon. 271 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 No, no, no. 272 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,440 You go, I will teach him. 273 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,440 Thank you. 274 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,040 Come. 275 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,000 Come my chicken. 276 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:47,920 I'm done teaching him. 277 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,000 Due to this family, I've forgotten your biology. 278 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,800 Now it's enough. I don't care who calls, you will not go. 279 00:25:55,320 --> 00:26:00,000 Because I have a sexy surprise for you. 280 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,080 Don't go anywhere. 281 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:05,080 I will come back right away. 282 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,120 What is sister-in-law's cat doing here? 283 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:26,120 Come Pussy, come here. 284 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,600 Surprise! 285 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,240 Oh God! 286 00:26:59,000 --> 00:26:59,760 Leave me. - Leave him! 287 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,720 Leave me. 288 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,920 Help help! 289 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,920 Leave him. 290 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,480 No. 291 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:22,520 Look at Nanga Gang's horrific act. 292 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,800 They have terrorized this country! 293 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,800 The members of this gang enter people's houses. 294 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,760 They enter their bedroom, take off their clothes... 295 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,920 and rape the sleeping women throughout the night. 296 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,080 And disappear in morning. 297 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,640 For more details about this gang... 298 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:47,440 ...keep watching this channel on your TV... 299 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:53,480 if you care about your sister, daughter and wife. 300 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,480 Where is my wife? 301 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,080 Hello. 302 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,480 Yes Meet, tell me. 303 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,920 Unnati, where are you? 304 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,440 I am in my boss's house. 305 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,280 This is the fifth time in this week 306 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,480 that you went to your boss's house for a meeting after office hours. 307 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:11,560 What is going on? 308 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:12,800 What can I do? 309 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,040 Work is work. 310 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,080 I will be late. 311 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,480 Bye. 312 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,520 Hello... 313 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,480 She disconnected the call! 314 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,840 Boss...DK. 315 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:26,720 More than a boss he looks like the leader of Nanga gang to me. 316 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,720 Today I will catch them red-handed. 317 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,520 What a car! 318 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,520 He is earning so much! 319 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,880 He bought a new BMW! 320 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,880 I wish this BMW was mine. 321 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,280 My wife is a cheat. 322 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:02,120 She is cheating on me. 323 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,840 You are pouring petrol on my life. 324 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,840 See what I pour in your car. 325 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,320 BMW... 326 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,000 Hello. 327 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,400 Meet, where are you? 328 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,240 I am... 329 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,920 I have good news for you. 330 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,760 Boss has given me a surprise. 331 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,040 He is very happy with my work and so, 332 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:51,520 he has gifted me a brand new BMW. 333 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,480 I am coming home in the car We both will go for a long drive. 334 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:59,160 Okay, bye. 335 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,160 BMW! 336 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,240 Don't cry. 337 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,520 Everything will be fine. 338 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,520 Nothing will be fine, dad. 339 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,520 Don't say that. 340 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:34,720 Sir, what do you think? Can we save it? 341 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:41,800 We can save it but I don't think that he will be able to stand again. 342 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,360 She, not he. 343 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:51,000 My pussy is a female. 344 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,480 What did my cat do to you? 345 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,160 She always let you play with her Pussy. 346 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,400 If something happens to her pussy... 347 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,600 I will never forgive you. 348 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,640 Darling. 349 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,320 Everyone is concerned about Pussy! 350 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:10,320 No one is concerned about what the cat did! 351 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,520 What are you doing? 352 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:18,520 Even the pets are having sex. 353 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,400 Pappu, don't cry so much. 354 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,400 Go to sleep. 355 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:25,720 What happened to my baby? 356 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,720 Why are you crying? 357 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,520 Yeah! I have become taller. 358 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,520 I am a disco dancer. 359 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:44,520 Did Pappu go to sleep? 360 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:45,280 Yes. 361 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,520 Very good. 362 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,400 I haven't been able to enjoy because of Pappu. 363 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:55,840 But tonight, I will enjoy. 364 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:57,400 No. 365 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,000 Aren't you ashamed of talking like this in front of Pappu? 366 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,240 Was Pappu downloaded from Google? 367 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:07,120 Pappu came into this world because of all this. 368 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,440 I've waited for a long time. 369 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,560 Please allow me to proceed. 370 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,080 Please. 371 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,160 Okay, I will go and freshen up. 372 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,160 Okay. 373 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:33,560 Oh my! 374 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,560 Who is there? 375 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:39,240 Who are you? 376 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,120 Do I look like Salman Khan? 377 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,080 I am a thief. I have come here to rob. 378 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,120 Did you get today's date only? 379 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,480 Should I have taken an appointment? 380 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:48,800 Lower your voice. 381 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,000 Why? - Pappu will wake up. 382 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,560 After so long I got some time to be with my wife. 383 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:56,320 Get out! 384 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,600 Shall I wake up Pappu? 385 00:33:59,080 --> 00:33:59,800 Do one thing. - What? 386 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:05,360 Take whatever you want without making any noise. 387 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:09,360 Thank you. 388 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:18,280 Hurry up. 389 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,560 Go. - Thank you. 390 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:20,720 Listen... - What? 391 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:21,760 Take him along with you. 392 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:22,720 I am a thief, 393 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:24,800 not running an orphanage to take this child along with me. 394 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,400 We will meet again. All the best. 395 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,480 Again? 396 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,040 Baby, I am here. 397 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,160 Oh God, I missed you so much. 398 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:41,560 Tonight, its just going to be the two of us. No one else. 399 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,480 Oh God, Pappu... 400 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,600 Pappu, oh God. 401 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,560 May I come in Doctor? 402 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,840 Come in. 403 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,800 Please sit. 404 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,160 What is your problem? 405 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:02,720 Doctor, give me some medicine to avoid pregnancy. 406 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:07,920 Pregnancy... 407 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,560 Take this condom. 408 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,760 Anyways it is of no use to me. 409 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:17,160 Should I have this with milk or water? 410 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,280 With a banana! 411 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,600 Have it with a banana. 412 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,800 Yes, because alone, it is of no use. 413 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,080 Thank you doctor. 414 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,080 Have fun. 415 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,080 I will. Thank you doctor. 416 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:35,840 You scared me. 417 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,080 What are you and Pappu doing here? 418 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,040 I came here to tell you that there has been a theft in the house. 419 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,560 I know. - What? 420 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:41,600 What? 421 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:42,480 How do you know? 422 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,880 You just told me that there was a theft in the house. 423 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,360 Let's lodge a complaint with the police. 424 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:48,040 Complaint... 425 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,080 you are concerned about Pappu the whole day! 426 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,240 If you had taken care of the house and me... 427 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:56,080 there wouldn't have been any thefts. 428 00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,000 Hello. 429 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:00,840 Hello. 430 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:06,360 Mr. Amar, I am speaking from Sluts. 431 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:07,320 Can we talk later? 432 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,280 No, you misunderstood me. 433 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,160 I mean, 434 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:16,560 Shri Lalchand University of Technology and Science. SLUTS in short. 435 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:21,040 Today the world uses BBM language, so in short form. 436 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,160 What is it? 437 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,160 To celebrate our college's 25th anniversary... 438 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,720 we are organizing a reunion week. 439 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:34,280 You and your family are invited to join us in a week-long celebration. 440 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,080 Wow! That's amazing! 441 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,760 This means, a week-long opportunity to enjoy college life once again! 442 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,560 Yes. So are you coming? 443 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,560 I will definitely come. 444 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,880 I love SLUTS. - What? 445 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,000 SLUTS. SLUTS. 446 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,160 Confirm. 447 00:36:54,680 --> 00:37:01,160 Baby, I got a call from my college. There is reunion next week. 448 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,760 We will have lots of fun. 449 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,600 We will get a break from work and also, 450 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,080 get to spend time with each other. 451 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,560 Meet, I am very upset. 452 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,600 I will kill whoever did this to my car. 453 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,320 Don't curse him so much. 454 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,480 If I catch hold of him... 455 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:22,560 By the way, 456 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,320 next week I have to go to Turkey with my boss to attend a meeting. 457 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,480 A big deal has to be finalized. 458 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:28,920 So I can't come. 459 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,440 What do you mean? Why can't you come? 460 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,280 Next week Pappu has to get his vaccinations. 461 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,120 Get it cancelled. We will get it done after two weeks. 462 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,360 We cannot cancel the appointment. 463 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,000 Mom has chest congestion from last one week. 464 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,160 We have got this appointment with great difficulty. 465 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,240 Have you taken the responsibility of the entire family? 466 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:45,720 Brother and sister-in-law are also there. 467 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,000 Sister-in-law has gone to meet her parents along with pussy. 468 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:52,000 And your brother is too busy at work. 469 00:37:55,800 --> 00:38:01,440 That means her job is more important to her than me! 470 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:06,000 Pappu! Pappu! Pappu! I am fed up with Pappu. 471 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:11,280 My Tulsi is for everyone except me. 472 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:16,720 Her father named her Mamta and she is taking her name too seriously. 473 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:18,080 Yes. - Yes. 474 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,000 Tell me one thing. 475 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:24,800 Why do wives forget the Kama sutra after marriage? 476 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:29,480 The families are not so joint even in Suraj Barjatya's movies. 477 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,880 As soon as the day comes to an end, 478 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,040 heroine indicates the hero to meet her alone. 479 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,160 But my wife says, I will go and come back right away. 480 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:42,160 Have a cashewnut. - Thank you. 481 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:57,600 Friends, I have an idea! I have a grand idea! 482 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:02,360 Since past six years, we are living like loyal dogs! 483 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,240 Like loyal husbands. - Same thing. 484 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:09,600 We have believed that A stands for apple, 485 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,640 B stands for ball and C stands for cat. 486 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:18,280 We've also agreed that everyone has a heart. 487 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:25,640 But our wives have kicked us instead of loving us. 488 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:32,160 Now we three will go to the college reunion, and that too alone. 489 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:36,880 And again, we will do A B C D whole heartedly... 490 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,880 so that we get F all day long. 491 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,920 F - F 492 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,480 We will have so much fun... 493 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,000 that the world will be amazed! 494 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,160 That the world will be amazed! - That the world will be amazed! 495 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:57,160 So, SLUTS, here we come. 496 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,160 Hey guys, are you ready to have fun? 497 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:30,000 No. - No. 498 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:36,600 We are ready to have great fun. 499 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,480 What's up guys? 500 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:39,480 Long time. 501 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,480 Hi guys. 502 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,560 You don't remember my name. - Sorry dear. 503 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,840 No problem. It happens. 504 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,000 Let's play a game. 505 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:49,600 First my wife... 506 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,760 ...will give you a hint to her name and you have to guess it. 507 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,240 Then I will give... 508 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:53,880 What? 509 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,280 Hint. - Yes. 510 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:56,840 Come on darling, start. 511 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:57,560 Okay. 512 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:02,320 Should I wear my name or take it of? 513 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,000 Panty. 514 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,320 Diana Panty. 515 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,240 Her name is Payal. 516 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:10,360 Her name is Payal. - Oh Payal. 517 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,560 Now my turn. 518 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:18,480 Shall I give it in the hand or in the mouth? 519 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,760 Your name was not so vulgar. 520 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:22,920 Prasad. 521 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,480 Oh, Prasad! - Prasad. 522 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,080 Prasad, Panty... I mean Payal... 523 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,320 It's time for our flight. 524 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,320 Come on. 525 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:01,840 Excuse me. 526 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,840 Yeah. - Yeah. 527 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,560 Excuse me. 528 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:15,560 Sorry. 529 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,720 Excuse me, what is the time? 530 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,360 Bra panties. 531 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,320 I mean... 12:35 532 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,600 Twelve thirty five in english. 533 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,600 Okay honey. - Yes. 534 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:51,120 Oh no. 535 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,040 Please forgive me sister. - What are you doing? 536 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,000 Leave me. Someone might see us together. 537 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:58,000 Leave me! 538 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:02,000 Oh crap! 539 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:15,920 Rakhi! 540 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:17,720 Disgusting. 541 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:21,720 Oh God! 542 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,600 A veil! 543 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:29,560 Shutter down. 544 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,240 There is no A B or C... 545 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:34,840 All are walking around holding their D in their hand. 546 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:35,800 Yes. 547 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,480 Hey, wait. 548 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:45,920 Why isn't any girl in our college wearing short dresses? 549 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,480 Why are the boys behaving 550 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,120 as though they will be killed if they look at a girl? 551 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:50,040 Yes. 552 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:55,000 Because if anyone is caught looking at a girl... 553 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,440 their punishment will be worse than death. 554 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:02,440 Look there. 555 00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:08,600 That means principal Robert is still the principal here. 556 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,600 Oh crap. - Yes. 557 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:17,240 Six years ago, a boy named Hardik had inaugurated this tree. 558 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:21,120 The next day he was admitted to the mental asylum. 559 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,880 I've heard that he is still there. 560 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:30,600 You mean, the students are still hanged naked on this tree! 561 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,040 No. 562 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:40,800 Due to the fear of Principal Robert, since last six years... 563 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,480 no student has tried to break his rule. 564 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,800 So no student was required to be tied to this tree. 565 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,800 Since six years this tree has been waiting for its next prey. 566 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:12,000 No sir, no, please sir, we made a mistake. 567 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:17,440 And where the offence is, let the great axe fall. 568 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:18,880 It means, 569 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:24,800 when required, punishment needs to be administered for wrongs done. 570 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,800 No. - No. 571 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,600 Thank God! 572 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,000 Is Principal Robert on campus today? - No. 573 00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:42,080 He has gone to Yorkshire for three days to attend a conference. 574 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:46,040 But his loyal soldier is still on-guard. 575 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,040 Look there. 576 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,480 What are you doing? 577 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:12,560 I'm pulling them out. 578 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,120 What will happen by pulling out plants? 579 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:16,520 Everything is ruined! 580 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,520 Principal Robert's terror is still ruling over the college. 581 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,840 Rose mam! 582 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,080 She is not Rose mam. She is fully clothed. 583 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,160 She is Rose mam! 584 00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:33,480 Rose mam... 585 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,120 Rose mam... 586 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,920 Hello mam. - Rose mam! 587 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:37,520 Hello. 588 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,720 How are you? 589 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:45,120 I am fine. 590 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,440 Prem, what are you looking at? 591 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,640 Mam, during our college days, 592 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,520 there was water flowing from this fountain here. 593 00:47:54,000 --> 00:48:00,160 Since last six years all the taps of this college have dried up. 594 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:05,240 Don't know when there will be drops of water falling all around. 595 00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:09,480 When everything will be wet again. 596 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:16,080 When will it start raining and everything will be upright. 597 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:20,000 Prem, let's go to the office and complete the registration. 598 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:24,000 Yes mam. 599 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:29,320 Don't know about the statue but Prem's tap is now on. 600 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,280 Wow. 601 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,400 Did you recognize her? - Who? 602 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:05,080 Marlow! 603 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:06,120 What are you saying? 604 00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,240 Didn't you see her face? - You were looking at her face! 605 00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:11,880 Do you remember, during college days... 606 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:15,080 Marlow was crazy about you. She wanted you to put... 607 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:19,480 your straw in her coconut of love and drink from it. 608 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,840 Mangoes ripen but here, coconuts have ripened! 609 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:29,480 She is sthunning. - Stunning! 610 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,680 Marlow! 611 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,240 Hi. 612 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:38,080 Meet, I don't believe it. You've changed so much. 613 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,160 You too have changed so much. 614 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,400 Oh you noticed. 615 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,280 Of course! How can I not notice? 616 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,000 It is said that the great wall of China is... 617 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,360 the only wonder that can be seen even from space. 618 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:55,000 Now two more wonders are added to that list. 619 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,840 How sweet. 620 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:58,480 How are you? 621 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,120 Fine. - Where is Mrs. Meet? 622 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:04,120 She is at home. I came alone. 623 00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:19,160 Is it hard, being alone? 624 00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:23,360 Yes it is hard, being alone. 625 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:28,920 Do you want to get rid of your loneliness? 626 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,920 Yes teacher. 627 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:41,000 Then report to my private tuitions at 9 o'clock. 628 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,920 I will wait for you. 629 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,400 Yes teacher, yes teacher, yes teacher. 630 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:54,000 I love my teacher, I love my teacher I love my teacher. 631 00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,080 What are you doing now-a-days? 632 00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,280 I have two big milk factories. 633 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,560 Milk... factories... 634 00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,280 Yes, if you are free tonight at 9, 635 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,120 I will give you a tour of both my factories. 636 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,800 And I will give it to you for free. 637 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,080 What? 638 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,080 Milk. - Milk. 639 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:17,240 Sure, I will surely drink it. I mean, I will surely come. 640 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:19,280 Okay, see you at 9. 641 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:20,880 Bye. 642 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,280 See you. 643 00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:26,280 Yes! 644 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,840 Both of you will get to drive a Ferrari tonight. 645 00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:40,040 But I will still have to ride a hand cart. 646 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,640 Don't worry. You too will find someone. 647 00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:43,400 Yes. 648 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,560 Till then, you celebrate our lottery. 649 00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:46,840 Let's have a beer. 650 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,000 I have beer but don't have an opener. 651 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:53,000 Shall I open it? 652 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:11,760 Give it to me. 653 00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:15,760 Take. 654 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:33,600 Take. 655 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,720 Give it to me. 656 00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:40,720 Can I help you with something else? 657 00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:58,520 I am Mary, current student of this college. 658 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,640 I have been given the duty to... 659 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,280 ...make sure you are properly taken care of. 660 00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:07,320 Amar... 661 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,320 You... 662 00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,080 I will need your ID card for registration. 663 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,920 ID card is in my bag. 664 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,600 You take out the ID card. Meanwhile, I will clean the beer. 665 00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:22,640 Okay? 666 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:27,080 Okay. 667 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,040 It is good that Amar also found a girl. 668 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,800 Yes. 669 00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,640 It is not opening. 670 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,360 Just put a little pressure, it will open. 671 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:42,240 Okay. 672 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,400 She is totally into him! 673 00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:48,840 Go easy. Now slowly take out whatever you want. 674 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,840 Okay. 675 00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:59,400 Hand... 676 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:13,880 Rope? 677 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,280 Are you also seeing what I am seeing? 678 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,880 Yes. 679 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:27,000 What is this rope for? 680 00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:31,120 For drying washed clothes. 681 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:35,120 So long! 682 00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:46,440 Gas chamber! 683 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,360 What is this? 684 00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:51,120 It's a pesticide. 685 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:55,560 You know how many insects are there in this area? 686 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,840 He's right. 687 00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:01,840 May you get attacked by them! 688 00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:04,600 Umbrella. 689 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,600 Why did you take out the umbrella? 690 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,520 I had packed it with so much effort. 691 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,600 How have you managed to put such big things in such a small place? 692 00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:14,640 This is also an art. 693 00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:16,480 He is a very big artist. 694 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,720 He is not an artist, he is a pervert! 695 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:23,520 Oh my God! A rat! 696 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,440 Rat. 697 00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:27,320 If you aren't alert, 698 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,560 these rats enter anywhere mistaking it as their home. 699 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:32,720 But this is dead. 700 00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:34,920 If it enters the wrong place, it will die. 701 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,920 Throw it away. 702 00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:44,920 Rat. 703 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:46,840 Did you smoke Amar's hookah? 704 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:52,280 Yes. Did you? - Yes. 705 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,040 Sir, this is not allowed here. 706 00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:56,040 What? 707 00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:00,000 If you get caught, the principal... tree... 708 00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:01,760 Tree... 709 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:03,560 put it back in. 710 00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:04,600 No, no. 711 00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:06,400 Put it inside. 712 00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:07,560 It is not going inside. 713 00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:11,560 Push it in. 714 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,160 Sorry sir. Did it hurt? 715 00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:19,240 No, I enjoyed it. 716 00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:23,240 Is that so? Then enjoy this. 717 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:32,560 I can't find what I'm looking for. 718 00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:37,120 Peep inside. 719 00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:41,120 Okay. 720 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,520 Head in the pot. 721 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,480 I got it! 722 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,240 I got the ID card. 723 00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:56,760 Thank God. 724 00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:01,000 Amar keeps his ID card so deep inside? 725 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:06,760 Let's go, I can't watch it anymore. 726 00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:08,920 What are you doing tonight? 727 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:12,160 Nothing. 728 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,120 Do you want to play a game? 729 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,480 Game. I love game. 730 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,480 Okay, then see you at 9. 731 00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,280 Since when did you become so kinky? 732 00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:32,760 I'm not kinky. 733 00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,600 Do you have a backside or a backyard? 734 00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,720 She was continuously taking things out of your backside. 735 00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:42,720 She was taking out things from this bag. 736 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,760 Bag! 737 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,320 We were going crazy outside. 738 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,840 We are not going crazy. The girls here are going crazy. 739 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:55,320 Tonight we will make it rain. 740 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:56,800 We will. - We will. 741 00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,120 And we will blossom three new flowers. 742 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:04,120 Blossom flowers. - Blossom flowers. 743 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,000 What happened? 744 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:11,800 I will change and come back. 745 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,600 Darling, when you have to take off your clothes... 746 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,880 what is the point in wearing them? 747 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,880 I will wear such clothes that you will enjoy taking them off. 748 00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:45,840 Come on baby. 749 00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:49,840 African instrument. 750 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,040 Are you naughty boy? 751 00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:26,080 Yes teacher. 752 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:27,600 Should I punish you? 753 00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:29,360 Yes please, teacher. 754 00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,080 Then remove your clothes and stand up on the bed. 755 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,480 Yes. Good teacher. I like my teacher. 756 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,480 I like my teacher. 757 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:51,120 Tonight, this man will love you with full force. 758 00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:55,120 First, put on man force. 759 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:59,640 Of course, how can I forget my force? 760 01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:04,640 Use it and enjoy life. 761 01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:11,320 Come on. 762 01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:15,400 Baby... 763 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:18,360 Are you sure that your parents are not at home? 764 01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,400 They are not home. That's why... 765 01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:25,040 It's perfect... superb... 766 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:29,920 So tell me, who is your daddy? 767 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:31,280 You are my daddy. 768 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:35,320 So tell me, who is your daddy? 769 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:36,400 You are my daddy. 770 01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:41,600 So tell me louder. Who is your daddy? 771 01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:45,840 You are my daddy. 772 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,120 Oh baby... 773 01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:52,600 Tonight, shall I take you to the moon or stars? 774 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:56,600 I will be able to decide only after seeing your rocket. 775 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,920 You're in the mood I'm in the mood 776 01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:42,280 There's fire in your attitude baby 777 01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:45,480 You're in the mood I'm in the mood 778 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,520 There's fire in your attitude dude 779 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,840 Let me invite you as this night is very sexy 780 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:55,520 In this crazy rain Let's wet our hearts 781 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,920 Come on, let's lock this deal 782 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,360 Come on, let's lock this deal 783 01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,560 Come on, let's lock this deal 784 01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:09,560 Come on, let's lock this deal 785 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:39,000 On the turning of the heart Leave shyness aside 786 01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,120 break all the limits and come, my love 787 01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:45,640 Don't tease me like this first please me 788 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:49,640 by doing something unique, my love 789 01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:58,840 On the turning of the heart Leave shyness aside 790 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,760 break all the limits and come, my love 791 01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:05,600 Don't tease me like this first please me 792 01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:08,360 by doing something unique, my love 793 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,840 Lets take a fun filled ride and Let our hearts get satisfied 794 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:15,560 Let the love reach new heights Come, let's bet on it 795 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:18,840 Come on... 796 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:22,280 Come on, let's lock this deal 797 01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:25,560 Come on, let's lock this deal 798 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:29,560 Come on, let's lock this deal 799 01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,880 You're beautiful, you're elegant 800 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:02,280 You're a little mean too, oh my love 801 01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:05,480 You're also sly and electrifying 802 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,480 You're excellent, oh my love 803 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,000 You're beautiful, you're elegant 804 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:22,240 You're a little mean too, oh my love 805 01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:25,560 You're also sly and electrifying 806 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:28,480 You're excellent, oh my love 807 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,840 You're just like me May this whole world go to heck 808 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:35,560 Let's do tit for tat in love 809 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,880 Come on, let's lock this deal 810 01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:42,320 Come on, let's lock this deal 811 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:45,560 Come on, let's lock this deal 812 01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:48,920 Come on, let's lock this deal 813 01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:52,280 You're in the mood I'm in the mood 814 01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,480 There's fire in your attitude baby 815 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,880 You're in the mood I'm in the mood 816 01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:01,840 There's fire in your attitude dude 817 01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:05,160 Let me invite you as this night is very sexy 818 01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,880 In this crazy rain Let's wet our hearts 819 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:12,280 Come on, let's lock this deal 820 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:15,560 Come on, let's lock this deal 821 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,920 Come on, let's lock this deal 822 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:22,280 Come on, let's lock this deal 823 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:25,520 Come on, let's lock this deal 824 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,840 Come on, let's lock this deal 825 01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:32,040 Come on, let's lock this deal 826 01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:35,560 Come on, let's lock this deal 827 01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,920 Come on, let's lock this deal 828 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:43,520 Come on, let's lock this deal 829 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,760 Oh crap! My husband has come. 830 01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,520 Husband! - Oh crap! 831 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,440 Oh crap! My brother. 832 01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:52,240 Milkman. 833 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:53,120 I don't want milk. 834 01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:54,360 Come on baby. 835 01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:58,400 No stupid, my brother. 836 01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:00,120 Oh god! My dad. 837 01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:03,240 Oh baby, this daddy is ever ready. 838 01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:07,240 No stupid! My real dad is here. 839 01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:11,240 Real dad! 840 01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:17,400 Is he your husband? - Yes. 841 01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:21,400 Oh crap. 842 01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:27,760 Oh crap. 843 01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:38,000 What? 844 01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,160 Why did he have to be your daddy? 845 01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:42,280 Couldn't you find someone else? 846 01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:44,120 You stupid. 847 01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:46,400 Robert is here. 848 01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:49,320 She is Robert Pareira's wife! 849 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:52,040 He will strip me naked and kill me. 850 01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:55,000 Oh I am already naked. 851 01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:56,240 Is he your brother? 852 01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:57,280 Yes. 853 01:06:58,280 --> 01:06:58,760 I am dead. 854 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:00,120 Oh crap. 855 01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,040 She turned out to be the daughter of this demon. 856 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:02,640 Oh God! 857 01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:05,480 He will kill me. 858 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,080 He will hang me on the tree. 859 01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:10,800 No, he will put the entire tree up my... 860 01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:14,800 Oh God. 861 01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:18,160 What are you both doing here? 862 01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:20,360 I was going to ask you both the same question. 863 01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:21,760 This is teacher Rose's house. 864 01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:24,480 This is Marlow's house too. 865 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,320 This is Mary's house too. 866 01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:30,720 It means Rose, Mary and Marlow... 867 01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:38,160 are the wife, sister and daughter of Principal Robert. 868 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,760 We came here to do A B C... 869 01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:42,560 now we will get, D for death... 870 01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:46,800 and J for... 871 01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:50,840 We were happy at home. Who asked us to have... 872 01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:53,880 grand fun? 873 01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:57,880 Rose, Mary, Marlow. 874 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,000 Rose, 875 01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:10,120 why weren't you opening the door? 876 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:11,160 What is this? 877 01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:13,480 Sorry darling, I was in deep sleep. 878 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:14,560 Yes dad, me too. 879 01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:15,440 Me too, brother. 880 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:17,600 But you were supposed to come after two days? 881 01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:19,600 How did you come back today? 882 01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:20,720 Why? 883 01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:22,640 Do you have a problem with me coming back soon. 884 01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:24,560 No dad, not at all. 885 01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:30,240 Brother, we are very happy to see you. 886 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:35,360 I have a feeling that all of you are lying to me. 887 01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:40,720 A lie can be beautifully dressed... 888 01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:47,680 but the truth is always stark naked. 889 01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:49,800 Where are your pants? 890 01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:51,160 I left it in the room. - Oh crap. 891 01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:55,160 So did I. - Oh crap. 892 01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:03,240 Who is it? 893 01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:04,640 Brother, there is no one there. 894 01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:08,640 How is it possible? I just heard some noise. 895 01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:37,560 Brother, What you are looking for? 896 01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:38,920 There is nothing here. 897 01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:41,320 Well, then is it in your room? 898 01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:42,360 No Robert. 899 01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:44,440 Listen carefully... 900 01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:48,720 If you are lying to me then the outcome will be very bad. 901 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:52,720 Darling, you have to trust us. 902 01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:16,920 I think there is something... 903 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,040 Whom does this pant and t-shirt belong to? 904 01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:43,680 What is going on here? 905 01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,520 I don't know whose clothes are these. 906 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:50,520 I swear on our mother. 907 01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:01,840 No control. 908 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:27,040 Now you will also say that you don't know whose clothes are these. 909 01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:31,040 Daddy I swear on God, I don't know whose clothes are these. 910 01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:52,000 Rose, you too! 911 01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:54,480 Nanga gang... 912 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:55,920 Nanga gang! 913 01:11:56,440 --> 01:11:58,680 Yes, these are the clothes of the same gang. 914 01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:00,640 Yes, she is right. 915 01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:05,080 Yes dad, oh my God! That means if you hadn't knocked on the door... 916 01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:07,320 then our lives would've been ruined. 917 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:10,440 Run. 918 01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:11,400 Who is it? 919 01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:12,240 Nanga gang. 920 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:14,000 Nanga gang. You fool... 921 01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:16,640 Wait. 922 01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:19,040 Who is it? 923 01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:23,040 Who is it? Stop... 924 01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:34,320 Oh crap. - What happened? 925 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,000 I think my husband has come. Run! 926 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:39,600 My pant. - Oh crap! Run! 927 01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:42,280 Run. - Let me at least wear my pants. 928 01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:44,040 Run. 929 01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:49,000 One minute, I'm your husband! 930 01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:53,480 Then why are you asking me to run? 931 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,480 Tell me. 932 01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:01,000 If you are my husband then why are you running out? 933 01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:05,000 Actually... 934 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,080 Run! Death is coming. 935 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:15,400 Let's catch the first flight home. 936 01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:16,520 Our luggage. 937 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,360 Forget the luggage or we will be dead. 938 01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:20,720 What do you mean? 939 01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:24,720 Run! 940 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:33,040 Stop! 941 01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:37,040 Let's go. Airport. Go! Go! 942 01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:46,640 Hey! Stop. 943 01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:50,560 Stop! I say stop! Call police! 944 01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:53,760 I haven't done anything and yet I'm in trouble. 945 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:55,240 You too didn't do anything? 946 01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:58,160 You mean, all three of us haven't done anything. 947 01:13:58,680 --> 01:13:59,680 That means we didn't do anything, 948 01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:02,480 yet now we will have to pay the tax under the principals axe. 949 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,240 But tax is on income... 950 01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:05,880 and in our case there was no in or come. 951 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,320 Hope you haven't left anything in your pants? 952 01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:09,360 Yes I have left. 953 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:10,720 Condom. 954 01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:12,160 He didn't mean that. 955 01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:13,840 Have you left something like wallet, I card? 956 01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:15,000 Nothing. 957 01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:15,760 Thank God! 958 01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:19,760 What are you listening? Drive faster. 959 01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:28,840 Come. Let's go. 960 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:34,880 Oh no. 961 01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:42,880 He will kill us. 962 01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:46,880 Yes, he has come here with coffins to take our dead bodies. 963 01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:58,280 Abraham Lincoln has said... 964 01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:00,000 I have always found... 965 01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:04,840 mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice. 966 01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:14,000 It means, forgiveness is greater than punishment. 967 01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:19,520 But they three hadn't celebrated their honeymoon... 968 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:28,520 in his house, with his family. 969 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,840 If they had, he too would've done the same thing that... 970 01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:36,080 I am going to do with the three of you. 971 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:40,360 Run! 972 01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:43,000 No! No! - Sir, there is some misunderstanding. 973 01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:45,360 We don't know your wife, sister and daughter. 974 01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:48,480 We don't even know Abraham Lincoln. 975 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,160 We don't even know who John Abraham is. 976 01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:53,040 Yes. 977 01:15:53,560 --> 01:16:01,320 If you are not those three who tried to sleep with my wife, Rose... 978 01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:07,000 daughter Mary and, Sister Marlow... 979 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:11,560 then what are you doing at the airport at mid-night? 980 01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:14,880 Sir, we are... 981 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,040 Sir. Please. 982 01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:20,400 Please. We haven't done... - Now go and answer to God. 983 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,760 No sir, please forgive us. - We have not done anything. 984 01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:26,840 Darling... 985 01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:30,440 Hi. - Hi. 986 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,840 Yes. We came here to receive our wives. 987 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:35,320 Darling... - Baby... 988 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:37,360 Mamta. - Unnati. 989 01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:39,400 Tulsi. 990 01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:41,120 Thank God, you came! 991 01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:45,440 I've never missed you so much. 992 01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:51,520 I would have died without you. 993 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:57,080 If you hadn't reached on time... 994 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,160 Don't cry. Now we are safe. 995 01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:03,160 Yes. 996 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:14,000 That's so sweet and romantic. 997 01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:16,120 Who is he? 998 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:20,520 He is our Principal Robert. 999 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:21,440 Rose's husband. 1000 01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:22,280 Yes. 1001 01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:23,320 Mary's father. 1002 01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:24,720 Marlow's brother. 1003 01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:25,360 Marlow? 1004 01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:26,280 Rose? - Mary? 1005 01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:28,640 No no Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1006 01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:30,880 Whether its Rose, Mary and Marlow... 1007 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,120 or Marlow, Rose, Mary... 1008 01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:35,640 How does it make a difference? 1009 01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:36,840 It's all the same. 1010 01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:37,520 Right? 1011 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:41,480 But one second, we came here to give you a surprise. 1012 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:46,600 Then how did you all know that we were coming here today? 1013 01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:48,560 How did you know that they were coming? 1014 01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:50,000 Sir... 1015 01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:52,720 It's my mistake. 1016 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:53,920 How? 1017 01:17:54,440 --> 01:17:56,440 Didn't you find out from the credit card company? 1018 01:17:56,920 --> 01:18:00,280 I booked our tickets from there. 1019 01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:02,440 How else could we have known? 1020 01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:03,680 So smart. 1021 01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:06,560 Let's go. It's too late... 1022 01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:08,400 and we are very screwed. 1023 01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:10,520 Not very screwed... very tired. 1024 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,240 Good night sir. 1025 01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:14,000 Move. Good night. 1026 01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:18,000 Let's go. 1027 01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:28,560 Oh God. 1028 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:34,720 I left Pappu with my parents. 1029 01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:40,560 So that there is no need of heating milk or shaking it. 1030 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:44,560 Nor to put Pappu to sleep. 1031 01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:17,800 Tonight, I will play with my husband throughout the night. 1032 01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:21,640 Why do you have to tie me up? 1033 01:19:22,120 --> 01:19:27,760 I have to. I have seen it on the net. 1034 01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:30,840 Let us try something new. 1035 01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:34,840 I'll be back. 1036 01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:46,480 The train does not have to leave early tonight 1037 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:50,480 as we have the entire night. 1038 01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:10,160 I too will board this train. I too have bought a ticket. 1039 01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:14,160 Tell the station master to blow the whistle and wave his flag. 1040 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:28,520 Shall I give the signal? 1041 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,160 What happened? - What happened? 1042 01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:33,640 Nothing. Nothing is going to happen. 1043 01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:38,000 Due to engine overload the train has broken down. 1044 01:20:38,480 --> 01:20:43,040 It is difficult for it to even stand on the platform. 1045 01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:44,520 Let's sleep. 1046 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:45,480 No. 1047 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,040 Good night. - No. 1048 01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:52,040 Sleep a little away. 1049 01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:57,640 Darling, aren't you tired? 1050 01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:00,320 Tonight, I am not in the mood of getting tired... 1051 01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:04,320 I am in the mood of tiring you. 1052 01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:10,880 Darling... 1053 01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:26,760 All is well. 1054 01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:38,440 Darling, Except this spring, nothing is going to jump up tonight. 1055 01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:42,440 Let's sleep. 1056 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:48,520 Good night. 1057 01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:57,120 You stupid crow, what are you doing here? 1058 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:09,920 Don't sit on me. 1059 01:22:10,440 --> 01:22:11,040 Why you are sitting on me? 1060 01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:12,880 Go away. 1061 01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:16,240 Don't come up. 1062 01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:20,240 Go away. 1063 01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:27,000 You fool! 1064 01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:31,320 Don't damage my equipment. 1065 01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:35,320 Mom, dad, uncle and neighbours... 1066 01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:42,720 What happened, Meet What did the crow do? 1067 01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:46,080 Are you hurt? 1068 01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:51,640 I'm badly hurt. 1069 01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:55,640 In the war between a crow and a parrot, the crow always wins. 1070 01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:08,280 Amar Saxena... 1071 01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:11,120 Prem Chawla... 1072 01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:14,240 Meet Mehta... - What... 1073 01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:18,240 Report to my office, immediately. 1074 01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:23,880 Meet, why are you walking like this? 1075 01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:33,040 Don't ask. That crow broke my eggs. 1076 01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:36,320 We can discuss about your eggs later. First, let's meet the principal. 1077 01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:37,720 Why has he called us early in the morning? 1078 01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:38,360 Yes... 1079 01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:39,560 I hope there isn't a new problem. 1080 01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:40,440 Come. 1081 01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:41,920 You can't go like this. 1082 01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:42,720 Put on your clothes. 1083 01:23:43,240 --> 01:23:46,240 Okay. 1084 01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:50,480 Go quickly. 1085 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,280 Today something has happened... 1086 01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:54,800 that hasn't happened in last six years. 1087 01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:57,760 For the first time, in six years three flowers have bloomed here. 1088 01:23:58,280 --> 01:24:01,760 Look at this. 1089 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:05,160 When we did not pour any water... 1090 01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:07,000 how did these flowers bloom? 1091 01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:07,680 Yes. 1092 01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:10,480 Henry David Thoreau had said... 1093 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:12,760 "truth and roses have thorns about them." 1094 01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:17,680 It means, truth and flowers, both are filled with thorns. 1095 01:24:18,160 --> 01:24:20,880 And these thorns will prick me until... 1096 01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:24,000 I find those three gardeners... 1097 01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:29,520 who watered these three buds. 1098 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,720 Now there is only one solution for my frustration. 1099 01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:33,360 Ask me what? 1100 01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:35,080 Meditation? 1101 01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:37,000 Medication? 1102 01:24:37,480 --> 01:24:38,120 Masturbation? 1103 01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:39,440 No. 1104 01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:43,120 Castration. 1105 01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:48,600 I swear on my first wife and Mary's late mother, Laura. 1106 01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:49,840 Laura! 1107 01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:52,320 Your first wife's name was Laura? 1108 01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:54,440 Laura, Rose, Marlow, Mary... 1109 01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:56,440 Sir, the names of the women in... 1110 01:24:56,920 --> 01:24:58,040 your family sound more like invitations rather than names. 1111 01:24:58,560 --> 01:24:59,000 What nonsense? 1112 01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:00,880 Sir, I want to ask you something. 1113 01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:03,040 How will you find those three people? 1114 01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:04,760 Even if they are standing in front of you, 1115 01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:06,920 you will not be able to recognize them. 1116 01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:08,920 Rose, Mary and Marlow 1117 01:25:09,440 --> 01:25:12,680 are like those safes whose locks have been opened. 1118 01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:18,120 And thieves come again and again to steal from open safes. 1119 01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:19,920 But this time, 1120 01:25:20,440 --> 01:25:28,240 I will catch them red-handed and break their keys to pieces. 1121 01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:32,720 I specially called you to inform you that... 1122 01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:37,680 no one in the campus should find out about what happened last night. 1123 01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:39,360 Do you understand boys? 1124 01:25:39,840 --> 01:25:43,440 Yes sir. - Okay. 1125 01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:47,440 We won't go anywhere near Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1126 01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:03,320 What are these women doing with our wives? 1127 01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:05,840 Come, let us find out. 1128 01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:07,280 Hi. - Hi. 1129 01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:09,640 Hi. - Hi. 1130 01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:10,520 How are you? 1131 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:14,720 Finally, we got the opportunity to meet Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1132 01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:18,560 And we realized that we have so much in common. 1133 01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:20,480 Too much. 1134 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,920 We have become such good friends in just one meeting. 1135 01:26:24,440 --> 01:26:29,000 It's like, we are not friends but sisters. 1136 01:26:29,480 --> 01:26:32,160 If it is so, then we too have authority over them. 1137 01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:35,000 After all, sister-in-law is considered to be like a wife! 1138 01:26:35,480 --> 01:26:39,440 Isn't Marlow funny? 1139 01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:43,040 I hope her joke does not get us killed. 1140 01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:46,240 Marlow is giving us a tour of her milk factory. - Right, right. 1141 01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:48,360 Milk? - Do you also want to come? 1142 01:26:48,840 --> 01:26:51,480 I have already given him a tour. 1143 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:55,120 He has seen my milk factories very closely. 1144 01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:57,160 He has also drank milk there. 1145 01:26:57,680 --> 01:27:00,360 Really. - But you never drink milk at home. 1146 01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:04,280 No one can resist my factory's milk. 1147 01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:05,240 Wow! 1148 01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:06,800 Then I too will try. 1149 01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:08,000 What? - Bye Meet. 1150 01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:09,640 Come on girls, let us go. - Let's go. 1151 01:27:10,120 --> 01:27:12,000 Bye boys. - Bye. 1152 01:27:12,520 --> 01:27:14,520 Bye. - Bye. 1153 01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:16,800 Bye. 1154 01:27:17,320 --> 01:27:24,720 Her milk has shaken my brains. 1155 01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:29,480 Why have Rose, Mary and Marlow befriend our wives? 1156 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,680 It's simple, So that they can be close to us. 1157 01:27:32,160 --> 01:27:35,800 That night we started the game but didn't finish it. 1158 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:38,280 They are here to finish it. 1159 01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:40,560 Hi. - Hi. 1160 01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:42,600 Hi. - Hi. 1161 01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:44,840 See what we have got from Marlow's factory. 1162 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:46,680 Marlow's milk. 1163 01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:48,760 Yes. Isn't it a good tag line? 1164 01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:49,920 Marlow's milk. 1165 01:27:50,440 --> 01:27:51,560 Drink whenever you want to. 1166 01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:53,240 Do you also want to have some? 1167 01:27:53,720 --> 01:27:56,680 No, I am not interested in drinking Marlow's milk. 1168 01:27:57,160 --> 01:27:58,040 Meet will drink it. 1169 01:27:58,560 --> 01:27:58,760 What? 1170 01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:00,920 Why will I drink the milk? 1171 01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:03,360 No, I will not drink the milk. 1172 01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:05,040 Okay, then we will drink it. 1173 01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:09,040 Sit. 1174 01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:15,560 Come on, let's lock this deal. 1175 01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:19,560 Come on, let's lock this deal. 1176 01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:34,560 Come on, let's lock this deal. 1177 01:28:45,360 --> 01:28:47,520 I badly need to go to the bathroom. 1178 01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:49,880 Ok let's go, even I need to go, come. 1179 01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:53,600 Prem, you need to go. 1180 01:28:54,080 --> 01:28:54,720 No. 1181 01:28:55,240 --> 01:28:57,560 Prem, you need to go. 1182 01:28:58,040 --> 01:28:58,920 No, I don't have to go. 1183 01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:01,120 You have to go, come. 1184 01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:01,760 Do I have to go? 1185 01:29:02,280 --> 01:29:03,000 I have to go badly. 1186 01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:04,880 Let's go. 1187 01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:08,160 Darling, we will be back soon. 1188 01:29:08,680 --> 01:29:09,280 Okay. - Okay. 1189 01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:09,840 Okay. 1190 01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:12,240 Come on. 1191 01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:13,880 We are doomed. - Yes 1192 01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:15,280 Someone has sent me an MMS. 1193 01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:19,240 Where I am with Mary and he is with Marlow. 1194 01:29:19,720 --> 01:29:20,520 Crap... 1195 01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:22,800 Thank God, no one can send me an MMS. 1196 01:29:23,320 --> 01:29:23,480 Why? 1197 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:27,640 Because my phone is with my wife. 1198 01:29:28,120 --> 01:29:28,520 Why did you hit me? 1199 01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:30,240 Your phone is with your wife. 1200 01:29:30,720 --> 01:29:31,720 Does that mean that you can't get an MMS? 1201 01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:35,720 Yes. 1202 01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:43,400 Stop. 1203 01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:47,000 Give me this phone. I hate this phone. 1204 01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:51,320 People say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. 1205 01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:55,440 But this apple keeps us away from each other. 1206 01:29:55,920 --> 01:29:58,560 I phone, I pad and I pod... 1207 01:29:59,040 --> 01:30:01,640 because of all these, we don't even require an *** 1208 01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:06,640 This phone... 1209 01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:09,720 You broke my phone, not yours. 1210 01:30:10,240 --> 01:30:11,040 What? - What? 1211 01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:15,040 Yes, your phone is in my purse. 1212 01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:20,400 Tulsi... 1213 01:30:20,880 --> 01:30:24,400 Wait. 1214 01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:35,720 You are so right, these phones have become a problem for us. 1215 01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:39,520 So, no more phones on this holiday. 1216 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,600 Right? - Right. 1217 01:30:43,080 --> 01:30:46,600 Right? - Right. 1218 01:30:51,640 --> 01:30:53,880 Do you want to come with me? 1219 01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:55,000 Come on. - No, thank you. 1220 01:30:55,480 --> 01:30:58,880 Why are you shying away? - Where has this blackmailer called us? 1221 01:30:59,400 --> 01:31:01,800 It is the best place to get screwed. - Yes. 1222 01:31:02,320 --> 01:31:05,840 You fool... 1223 01:31:06,360 --> 01:31:07,400 I can't believe... 1224 01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:10,840 that my husband comes to such places for sex. 1225 01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:12,080 What can I do darling? 1226 01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:14,240 You don't allow me to do anything at home. 1227 01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:15,520 It is your mistake. 1228 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:20,520 Did you ever tell me that you are ready to pay me for it. 1229 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:23,120 Come home. We will straighten things out. 1230 01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:24,840 Let's go inside. 1231 01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:28,160 Yes. 1232 01:31:28,680 --> 01:31:30,040 Amar, Meet and Prem... 1233 01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:30,760 Yes. 1234 01:31:31,280 --> 01:31:34,120 Boss has asked you to remove your clothes and get cozy in the Jacuzzi. 1235 01:31:34,640 --> 01:31:38,120 Clothes. - Cozy in Jacuzzi. 1236 01:31:46,480 --> 01:31:49,440 Welcome friends... 1237 01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:52,400 Where people come to sin... 1238 01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:58,360 you are getting an opportunity to wash away your sins. 1239 01:31:58,840 --> 01:31:58,920 You! 1240 01:31:59,440 --> 01:32:02,760 Hardik! - It's you! 1241 01:32:03,280 --> 01:32:11,400 Not Hardik. These days people call me man with the golden touch. 1242 01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:13,880 But weren't you in a mental asylum? 1243 01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:14,520 Yes. 1244 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:18,640 Two weeks before, I escaped from there. 1245 01:32:19,120 --> 01:32:23,240 To take my six year long revenge 1246 01:32:23,720 --> 01:32:30,360 I started keeping an eye on Principal Robert's house. 1247 01:32:30,840 --> 01:32:35,600 I was planning to kill him as soon as I get a chance. 1248 01:32:36,080 --> 01:32:39,480 But when I saw you three entering... 1249 01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:44,240 his house with Rose, Mary and Marlow... 1250 01:32:44,720 --> 01:32:46,400 I got an idea. 1251 01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:51,880 I realized that some things are more fun... 1252 01:32:52,400 --> 01:33:00,720 when you get someone else do them for you. 1253 01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:02,600 Will you blackmail your own friends? 1254 01:33:03,080 --> 01:33:03,920 We haven't done anything wrong with you? 1255 01:33:04,440 --> 01:33:05,880 Yes and why do you need us? 1256 01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:08,440 Principal Robert is in college for college re-union the whole day. 1257 01:33:08,920 --> 01:33:09,680 You can go there and kill him. 1258 01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:15,000 No! I cannot enter the college campus. 1259 01:33:15,480 --> 01:33:23,040 The college reminds me of that terrible day. 1260 01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:27,040 And weakens the air within me. 1261 01:33:47,040 --> 01:33:48,360 What if we refuse to do this? 1262 01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:50,920 You will refuse me! 1263 01:33:51,440 --> 01:33:53,640 I will show you what will happen. 1264 01:33:54,120 --> 01:33:58,360 Look at these videos that I sent to you three. 1265 01:33:58,840 --> 01:33:59,560 Shall I send them to the principal? 1266 01:34:00,040 --> 01:34:02,760 Please don't do this. - Please don't do this. 1267 01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:04,680 Now you all are falling into place. 1268 01:34:05,160 --> 01:34:13,120 Just think, if the Principal sees these videos, he will kill you all. 1269 01:34:13,640 --> 01:34:15,800 Now the decision is in your hands. 1270 01:34:16,320 --> 01:34:19,520 Either kill the principal and save yourselves... 1271 01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:23,520 or save the principal and get yourselves killed. 1272 01:34:36,440 --> 01:34:38,520 Whom is this soup for? 1273 01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:40,000 This is for the principal. 1274 01:34:40,480 --> 01:34:40,840 Okay. 1275 01:34:41,360 --> 01:34:41,880 Where is the bar? 1276 01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:45,040 The counter is right there. 1277 01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:46,160 Thank you. 1278 01:34:46,680 --> 01:34:49,480 Go and give it. 1279 01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:51,120 Where is...? 1280 01:34:51,640 --> 01:34:52,680 Sir, this is your special soup. 1281 01:34:53,160 --> 01:34:53,520 Okay. 1282 01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:54,800 Sorry sir. 1283 01:34:55,320 --> 01:34:57,560 I had gone to the soup... I mean loo. 1284 01:34:58,040 --> 01:35:01,560 No problem, have a seat. 1285 01:35:33,240 --> 01:35:34,880 Why are you staring? 1286 01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:36,760 We aren't staring. 1287 01:35:37,280 --> 01:35:38,240 Isn't it Prem? 1288 01:35:38,720 --> 01:35:42,800 Yes, we are drinking soup. 1289 01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:47,240 You too drink your soup. 1290 01:35:47,720 --> 01:35:49,120 I don't want to. 1291 01:35:49,640 --> 01:35:52,120 It will get cold, sir. 1292 01:35:52,640 --> 01:35:56,120 Shut up! 1293 01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:52,440 My head is aching. 1294 01:37:52,920 --> 01:37:57,080 My entire body is aching. 1295 01:37:57,600 --> 01:37:59,920 Hey chicken loli pop, 1296 01:38:00,440 --> 01:38:01,600 are you giving me a massage or scratching my head? 1297 01:38:02,080 --> 01:38:03,360 Get lost! 1298 01:38:03,840 --> 01:38:04,640 You get lost you moron! 1299 01:38:05,120 --> 01:38:09,520 You hit me? just wait. - She might know Kung-Fu. 1300 01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:10,800 Even I know kung-fu. Come here. 1301 01:38:11,320 --> 01:38:13,320 What are you doing? - What do you mean? 1302 01:38:13,800 --> 01:38:16,320 We can't do this. We are not murderers. 1303 01:38:16,800 --> 01:38:17,520 Shit! 1304 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:22,440 We have to do something to delete the videos from Hardik's phone. 1305 01:38:22,920 --> 01:38:25,400 He keeps his phone in his shorts. 1306 01:38:25,880 --> 01:38:29,400 We have to do a lot of things to get hold of his phone. 1307 01:38:34,080 --> 01:38:39,520 Friends, I have an idea. 1308 01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:43,280 Friends, I have an idea. 1309 01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:46,800 I have an idea. 1310 01:38:47,320 --> 01:38:50,800 I have an idea. 1311 01:38:53,600 --> 01:38:55,520 Good evening, sir. 1312 01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:56,840 Good evening, Clara. 1313 01:38:57,360 --> 01:39:00,840 These are two latest girls. 1314 01:39:15,040 --> 01:39:19,880 Bojour! I am Harris from Paris. 1315 01:39:20,400 --> 01:39:22,520 I am Shana from Ghana. 1316 01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:27,560 And myself secretary. 1317 01:39:28,040 --> 01:39:30,280 I'm Bharve. 1318 01:39:30,760 --> 01:39:33,360 No D sir, no D. 1319 01:39:33,840 --> 01:39:37,240 Bhar...ve. - Bharve. 1320 01:39:37,720 --> 01:39:42,000 These two beautiful and delicate girls 1321 01:39:42,520 --> 01:39:46,000 have satisfied men all over the world. 1322 01:39:46,480 --> 01:39:52,320 But there was no one who could satisfy them. 1323 01:39:52,800 --> 01:39:53,840 Do you understand? 1324 01:39:54,360 --> 01:40:00,440 From Ghana to Indiana, we demanded a dollar but got a dime. 1325 01:40:00,920 --> 01:40:07,560 Whenever we seeked an Eiffel tower we got only a pin. 1326 01:40:08,040 --> 01:40:09,800 Don't worry darling. 1327 01:40:10,320 --> 01:40:14,920 Very soon, you will be very happy. 1328 01:40:15,440 --> 01:40:18,280 Sir, it's your humbleness. 1329 01:40:18,760 --> 01:40:21,000 You are such a famous man... 1330 01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:27,800 and yet you are taking time out to please them. 1331 01:40:28,320 --> 01:40:30,800 Come girls, start sandwich massage. 1332 01:40:31,320 --> 01:40:32,560 Okay. 1333 01:40:33,040 --> 01:40:36,320 What is the hurry? 1334 01:40:36,800 --> 01:40:40,520 First, let us complete what every man desires. 1335 01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:42,120 What? 1336 01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:44,360 Kiss each other. 1337 01:40:44,840 --> 01:40:45,240 What? 1338 01:40:45,720 --> 01:40:47,320 What? - What? 1339 01:40:47,800 --> 01:40:48,000 Yea. 1340 01:40:48,480 --> 01:40:53,360 Kiss each other. 1341 01:40:53,840 --> 01:40:58,440 Barve, what is he saying? 1342 01:40:58,920 --> 01:41:07,680 Now that sir has made a wish. You both have to fulfill it. 1343 01:41:08,160 --> 01:41:09,680 Kiss. - No. 1344 01:41:10,160 --> 01:41:12,240 Kiss. - No. 1345 01:41:12,720 --> 01:41:16,240 Don't horny me. 1346 01:41:51,720 --> 01:41:54,600 Did you enjoy it? 1347 01:41:55,080 --> 01:41:56,640 Yes, a lot! 1348 01:41:57,120 --> 01:42:04,280 Come on ladies, give me sandwich massage, come on. 1349 01:42:04,760 --> 01:42:05,040 Kinky! 1350 01:42:05,560 --> 01:42:08,360 Kinky! I love it! 1351 01:42:08,840 --> 01:42:11,880 You fool! 1352 01:42:12,400 --> 01:42:14,040 You three! - Yes. 1353 01:42:14,560 --> 01:42:15,120 What did you think? 1354 01:42:15,640 --> 01:42:18,800 You will blackmail us and we will do nothing! 1355 01:42:19,320 --> 01:42:22,560 First, we will delete our videos from your phone. 1356 01:42:23,040 --> 01:42:25,400 Then we will use the same phone to call the mental asylum 1357 01:42:25,880 --> 01:42:27,880 and send you there. 1358 01:42:28,400 --> 01:42:29,520 Take out his phone. - Take out. 1359 01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:30,400 Why should I take it out? 1360 01:42:30,880 --> 01:42:31,640 I won't put my hand in his underwear. 1361 01:42:32,120 --> 01:42:32,160 You take it out. 1362 01:42:32,680 --> 01:42:38,800 It was your idea. Now you take out the phone. 1363 01:42:39,320 --> 01:42:40,040 I will not put my hand in his underwear. 1364 01:42:40,560 --> 01:42:40,840 Put your hand. 1365 01:42:41,360 --> 01:42:41,640 In his underwear. 1366 01:42:42,120 --> 01:42:43,000 Put your hand. - In his underwear. 1367 01:42:43,520 --> 01:42:47,000 Okay! 1368 01:42:53,640 --> 01:42:54,480 Did you get the phone? 1369 01:42:55,000 --> 01:42:55,680 I am still looking for it. 1370 01:42:56,160 --> 01:43:00,400 Is there a cave inside, that you are unable to find a phone? 1371 01:43:00,880 --> 01:43:02,000 I got it! 1372 01:43:02,480 --> 01:43:04,000 Take it out. 1373 01:43:04,520 --> 01:43:06,160 that's not the phone. 1374 01:43:06,680 --> 01:43:09,280 What? 1375 01:43:09,760 --> 01:43:11,000 My hand is stuck! 1376 01:43:11,520 --> 01:43:13,680 Take out my hand. - How? 1377 01:43:14,160 --> 01:43:15,640 Stop. - Take out my hand. 1378 01:43:16,120 --> 01:43:18,880 Stop. 1379 01:43:19,400 --> 01:43:22,480 Don't stop. 1380 01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:24,120 Pull out my hand. Hurry up! 1381 01:43:24,640 --> 01:43:28,920 Otherwise I won't be able to show my hand to anyone! 1382 01:43:29,440 --> 01:43:32,800 Video. - Find. 1383 01:43:33,320 --> 01:43:34,520 Delete. - Yes. 1384 01:43:35,000 --> 01:43:35,720 Delete. - Yes. 1385 01:43:36,240 --> 01:43:39,720 Delete. 1386 01:43:42,280 --> 01:43:47,000 Hello, mental hospital. 1387 01:43:47,520 --> 01:43:53,320 Thank God, we got rid of Hardik. - Yes. 1388 01:43:53,800 --> 01:44:00,040 What happened, Tulsi? Why are you crying? 1389 01:44:00,560 --> 01:44:12,600 Even though I want to, I'm unable to spend time with Prem at home. 1390 01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:16,160 I am busy taking care of the entire family... 1391 01:44:16,680 --> 01:44:20,160 and not able to give time to my husband. 1392 01:44:22,760 --> 01:44:24,760 I can understand. 1393 01:44:25,280 --> 01:44:31,680 Since Pappu's birth, it seems as though my love is divided. 1394 01:44:32,160 --> 01:44:35,680 I am a good mother but probably not a good wife. 1395 01:44:42,160 --> 01:44:47,320 It's Meet and my dream to buy our own home. 1396 01:44:47,800 --> 01:44:52,520 A home where we can start our own family. 1397 01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:57,280 That's why I work day and night! 1398 01:44:57,760 --> 01:45:02,720 But a home is not built with bricks but with emotions. 1399 01:45:03,240 --> 01:45:06,640 That's why, I'm a successful boss... 1400 01:45:07,120 --> 01:45:10,640 but couldn't be a successful wife. 1401 01:45:14,760 --> 01:45:19,720 We came her to re-kindle our love. 1402 01:45:20,240 --> 01:45:21,120 But... 1403 01:45:21,640 --> 01:45:22,800 Don't worry... 1404 01:45:23,320 --> 01:45:26,800 we will not waste any more time to make our husbands happy. 1405 01:45:30,800 --> 01:45:34,480 Our wives are not wrong but still they think they are. 1406 01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:38,880 And we being wrong aren't rectifying our mistakes. 1407 01:45:39,400 --> 01:45:44,840 We can rectify our mistakes by changing ourselves. 1408 01:45:45,360 --> 01:45:47,160 Today onwards, we will never stray, 1409 01:45:47,680 --> 01:45:49,240 and will never take out the wrong meaning of A B C. 1410 01:45:49,720 --> 01:45:50,320 Yes. 1411 01:45:50,800 --> 01:45:54,600 I just wish for tonight to pass by peacefully. 1412 01:45:55,080 --> 01:45:57,520 We will start a new day tomorrow. 1413 01:45:58,000 --> 01:45:59,760 Yes. 1414 01:46:00,280 --> 01:46:03,760 And if I ever say "idea" again, then you both slap me. 1415 01:46:14,400 --> 01:46:15,040 Idiots. 1416 01:46:15,560 --> 01:46:18,440 Not idiots. They are big idiots. 1417 01:46:18,920 --> 01:46:23,520 I thought that they will definitely come back to steal from my safes. 1418 01:46:24,000 --> 01:46:25,840 But that did not happen... 1419 01:46:26,360 --> 01:46:29,000 and tonight is the last night of re-union. 1420 01:46:29,520 --> 01:46:33,000 This is the last chance to catch them and... 1421 01:46:33,520 --> 01:46:36,560 I will never lose this opportunity. 1422 01:46:37,040 --> 01:46:40,600 Kalia... 1423 01:46:41,080 --> 01:46:47,320 These are pills that can attract men and women towards each other... 1424 01:46:47,800 --> 01:46:49,680 and get them to lose their self-control. 1425 01:46:50,160 --> 01:46:53,000 Go and put these pills in the soup. 1426 01:46:53,520 --> 01:46:56,920 Good boy. 1427 01:46:57,440 --> 01:46:59,760 Good luck. 1428 01:47:00,280 --> 01:47:02,160 After drinking this soup... 1429 01:47:02,680 --> 01:47:06,800 the three culprits will automatically come to Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1430 01:47:07,320 --> 01:47:10,800 And this time they will not be able to get away. 1431 01:47:49,440 --> 01:47:50,040 This soup is mind blowing. 1432 01:47:50,560 --> 01:47:52,000 It tasting different. 1433 01:47:52,480 --> 01:47:53,320 Super cool. 1434 01:47:53,800 --> 01:47:55,400 Super hot. 1435 01:47:55,880 --> 01:47:56,840 Sexy soup. - Yes. 1436 01:47:57,360 --> 01:47:58,480 I'll have one more. 1437 01:47:59,000 --> 01:47:59,560 I'll have too. 1438 01:48:00,040 --> 01:48:01,240 What a soup! 1439 01:48:01,720 --> 01:48:02,440 It's yummy! 1440 01:48:02,920 --> 01:48:03,520 Isn't it a yummy soup? 1441 01:48:04,000 --> 01:48:04,480 Excellent soup! - Yeah. 1442 01:48:05,000 --> 01:48:05,480 Wow. 1443 01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:09,480 What an amazing soup! 1444 01:48:34,240 --> 01:48:37,480 Something is happening to me. 1445 01:48:38,000 --> 01:48:38,920 I am also feeling something. 1446 01:48:39,440 --> 01:48:40,640 Me too. 1447 01:48:41,120 --> 01:48:42,680 I don't know what but there is something wrong. 1448 01:48:43,160 --> 01:48:46,360 I suddenly feel like putting a sticker on my head. 1449 01:48:46,840 --> 01:48:49,920 Horny, ok, please, please, please. 1450 01:48:50,440 --> 01:48:54,920 It feels like there is a rocket in my pocket. 1451 01:48:55,440 --> 01:48:58,920 I feel like having great fun! 1452 01:49:41,120 --> 01:49:42,800 I got a rocket in my pocket 1453 01:49:43,320 --> 01:49:44,720 O baby come and launch it 1454 01:49:45,240 --> 01:49:46,560 So we can fly away now 1455 01:49:47,040 --> 01:49:48,360 Get in the room and lock it 1456 01:49:48,840 --> 01:49:50,400 I got a rocket in my pocket 1457 01:49:50,880 --> 01:49:52,120 O baby come and launch it 1458 01:49:52,640 --> 01:49:54,120 So we can fly away now 1459 01:49:54,640 --> 01:49:56,240 Get in the room and lock it 1460 01:49:56,720 --> 01:49:59,920 Give me a signal of love baby Its 12'o clock in the night 1461 01:50:00,440 --> 01:50:03,640 It's time it's time 1462 01:50:04,120 --> 01:50:07,440 My heart's engine is running The mercury has risen high 1463 01:50:07,920 --> 01:50:11,280 You feel it you feel it. 1464 01:50:11,760 --> 01:50:15,000 Give me a signal of love baby Its 12'o clock in the night 1465 01:50:15,480 --> 01:50:18,320 My heart's engine is running The mercury has risen high 1466 01:50:18,800 --> 01:50:21,920 The kiss of your cheeks is the favorite of lovers, 1467 01:50:22,440 --> 01:50:24,400 So let's do it baby do it baby 1468 01:50:24,880 --> 01:50:26,280 Do Grand Masti (Grand Fun) 1469 01:50:26,760 --> 01:50:29,920 Grand masti Grand masti 1470 01:50:30,440 --> 01:50:33,680 Grand masti Grand masti 1471 01:50:34,160 --> 01:50:37,480 Grand masti Grand masti 1472 01:50:38,000 --> 01:50:41,480 Grand masti Grand masti 1473 01:50:56,440 --> 01:50:59,720 Let's do... 1474 01:51:00,240 --> 01:51:03,480 Let's do... 1475 01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:07,560 Let's do it let's do it say 1-2-3-4 1476 01:51:08,040 --> 01:51:14,800 They look just awesome Your tantrums suit you so much 1477 01:51:15,320 --> 01:51:22,000 You have completely shaken me Your moves are simply awesome. 1478 01:51:22,520 --> 01:51:23,880 Your dance steps are worth millions, 1479 01:51:24,400 --> 01:51:25,840 They are like an Air Condition for the eyes... 1480 01:51:26,360 --> 01:51:28,240 So let's do it baby do it baby 1481 01:51:28,720 --> 01:51:30,040 Do Grand Masti 1482 01:51:30,560 --> 01:51:33,720 Grand masti Grand masti 1483 01:51:34,240 --> 01:51:37,560 Grand masti Grand masti 1484 01:51:38,040 --> 01:51:41,360 Grand masti Grand masti 1485 01:51:41,840 --> 01:51:45,360 Grand masti Grand masti 1486 01:51:51,920 --> 01:51:55,440 Grand masti 1487 01:52:00,160 --> 01:52:01,720 I got a rocket in my pocket 1488 01:52:02,240 --> 01:52:03,480 O baby come and launch it 1489 01:52:04,000 --> 01:52:05,520 So we can fly away now 1490 01:52:06,000 --> 01:52:07,040 Get in the room and lock it 1491 01:52:07,560 --> 01:52:11,040 Let's do... 1492 01:52:11,560 --> 01:52:14,880 Let's do it let's do it say 1-2-3-4 1493 01:52:15,400 --> 01:52:18,760 I will pick and take you away 1494 01:52:19,280 --> 01:52:22,360 And make you sit on the bonnet of my heart 1495 01:52:22,840 --> 01:52:26,400 Turning the steering of your charisma, 1496 01:52:26,880 --> 01:52:29,520 I will press the horn slowly 1497 01:52:30,000 --> 01:52:33,440 May there be no speed breaker, Accelerate full on. 1498 01:52:33,920 --> 01:52:35,720 So let's do it now do it now 1499 01:52:36,240 --> 01:52:37,600 Do Grand Masti 1500 01:52:38,080 --> 01:52:41,320 Grand masti Grand masti 1501 01:52:41,800 --> 01:52:45,160 Grand masti Grand masti 1502 01:52:45,680 --> 01:52:48,880 Grand masti Grand masti 1503 01:52:49,400 --> 01:52:53,880 Grand masti Grand masti 1504 01:52:54,400 --> 01:52:55,480 Hey you baby 1505 01:52:56,000 --> 01:53:00,160 Get on the floor and do the Grand Masti 1506 01:53:00,680 --> 01:53:03,880 Grand masti Grand masti 1507 01:53:04,400 --> 01:53:07,600 Grand masti Grand masti 1508 01:53:08,080 --> 01:53:11,440 Grand masti Grand masti 1509 01:53:11,920 --> 01:53:15,160 Grand masti Grand masti 1510 01:53:15,680 --> 01:53:18,920 Grand masti Grand masti 1511 01:53:19,440 --> 01:53:23,600 Grand masti Grand masti 1512 01:53:24,080 --> 01:53:28,280 Grand Masti 1513 01:53:28,760 --> 01:53:30,840 No, no! 1514 01:53:31,360 --> 01:53:32,520 Listen to me. 1515 01:53:33,000 --> 01:53:35,480 No, no. 1516 01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:38,520 What are you doing? Mary, don't do this. 1517 01:53:39,000 --> 01:53:42,520 Mary... 1518 01:54:07,320 --> 01:54:10,800 Thank you. 1519 01:54:15,360 --> 01:54:18,640 Fools. My doubt was right You are only the three people... 1520 01:54:19,120 --> 01:54:22,600 who were behind Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1521 01:54:23,080 --> 01:54:24,600 No sir, we didn't do it. 1522 01:54:25,080 --> 01:54:27,520 In fact, they were behind us. 1523 01:54:28,000 --> 01:54:29,040 Shut up! 1524 01:54:29,560 --> 01:54:31,480 Now is not the time to embrace them... 1525 01:54:32,000 --> 01:54:35,480 But it's time to embrace your death! 1526 01:54:41,760 --> 01:54:45,520 Today, I will reveal your truth and everybody will listen. 1527 01:54:46,000 --> 01:54:48,320 You think that you are very important. Right? 1528 01:54:48,800 --> 01:54:52,400 But you are not important, you are impotent! 1529 01:54:52,880 --> 01:54:53,440 Impotent! - Impotent! 1530 01:54:53,920 --> 01:54:57,040 Six years ago he met with an accident. 1531 01:54:57,560 --> 01:55:01,800 Since then, his gear is always in neutral. 1532 01:55:02,320 --> 01:55:05,800 He hide the truth and tricked me into marrying him... 1533 01:55:06,320 --> 01:55:08,800 to show off his manhood to the world. 1534 01:55:09,320 --> 01:55:10,160 Then to remove his frustration he scared... 1535 01:55:10,680 --> 01:55:14,400 everyone in this college and made them impotent like him. 1536 01:55:14,880 --> 01:55:17,280 Rose, What are you saying? 1537 01:55:17,760 --> 01:55:18,400 The truth. 1538 01:55:18,880 --> 01:55:20,000 So that everyone finds out that 1539 01:55:20,520 --> 01:55:27,000 you look fine but there is nothing inside. 1540 01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:28,400 Rose is right, brother. 1541 01:55:28,880 --> 01:55:33,280 You are my brother, but they all think that I am their sister. 1542 01:55:33,760 --> 01:55:34,760 Look at me, papa. 1543 01:55:35,280 --> 01:55:36,240 I am grown up now. 1544 01:55:36,720 --> 01:55:38,000 I don't want a virgin pinacolada. 1545 01:55:38,520 --> 01:55:39,800 I want a cocktail. 1546 01:55:40,320 --> 01:55:42,560 Cock... - Enough is enough! 1547 01:55:43,040 --> 01:55:44,600 Today, not just the three of us, 1548 01:55:45,080 --> 01:55:47,880 but every girl in this college will ask for her right. 1549 01:55:48,400 --> 01:55:51,520 We want our right. 1550 01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:55,720 We want our right. - We want our right. 1551 01:55:56,240 --> 01:55:59,520 We want our right. - We want our right. 1552 01:56:00,000 --> 01:56:03,240 We want our right. - We want our right. 1553 01:56:03,720 --> 01:56:06,880 We want our right. - We want our right. 1554 01:56:07,400 --> 01:56:08,360 Let's go. 1555 01:56:08,840 --> 01:56:12,360 Hit him. 1556 01:56:19,000 --> 01:56:22,040 What are you doing? 1557 01:56:22,560 --> 01:56:26,040 Come on. Let's go. 1558 01:56:41,480 --> 01:56:41,640 Bull... 1559 01:56:42,120 --> 01:56:46,520 Only this bull can save me from Rose's lust. 1560 01:56:47,000 --> 01:56:47,800 Bull... 1561 01:56:48,320 --> 01:56:49,760 Bull... 1562 01:56:50,280 --> 01:56:53,760 Bull... 1563 01:57:14,080 --> 01:57:16,880 Prem, where are you? 1564 01:57:17,400 --> 01:57:20,440 Prem, your teacher loves you. 1565 01:57:20,920 --> 01:57:23,520 Come to me, my student of the year. 1566 01:57:24,000 --> 01:57:26,680 What? Student of the year! Ya right. 1567 01:57:27,160 --> 01:57:30,680 Prem... 1568 01:57:38,440 --> 01:57:38,800 It got locked? 1569 01:57:39,320 --> 01:57:42,800 Help, help, help! 1570 01:57:49,240 --> 01:57:52,720 Let me go, old woman. 1571 01:57:58,720 --> 01:58:01,360 Darling, where are you? 1572 01:58:01,840 --> 01:58:05,360 Come let's play the game. 1573 01:58:30,000 --> 01:58:31,000 I am getting suffocated. 1574 01:58:31,520 --> 01:58:32,560 I will die due to the heat. 1575 01:58:33,040 --> 01:58:34,520 Oh god! Help me, oh god! 1576 01:58:35,000 --> 01:58:35,160 Somebody help me. 1577 01:58:35,680 --> 01:58:37,000 I'll die! 1578 01:58:37,520 --> 01:58:39,560 Open it! 1579 01:58:40,040 --> 01:58:41,320 Hole. 1580 01:58:41,800 --> 01:58:45,320 The bull with the hole. 1581 01:58:56,920 --> 01:58:57,840 Come on. 1582 01:58:58,360 --> 01:59:01,240 Meet. 1583 01:59:01,720 --> 01:59:03,400 Marlow has jacked me! 1584 01:59:03,880 --> 01:59:05,000 Hurry up! The party will start. 1585 01:59:05,480 --> 01:59:09,000 I am walking. How much faster can I walk? 1586 01:59:16,160 --> 01:59:19,680 Dad, look a buffalo is giving birth to a calf. 1587 01:59:24,640 --> 01:59:30,320 Yes, come on. 1588 01:59:30,800 --> 01:59:34,320 Yes, yes, yes. 1589 01:59:43,320 --> 01:59:47,640 Yes, come on, you can do it. 1590 01:59:48,120 --> 01:59:51,560 Dad look, the buffalo has given birth to a human baby. 1591 01:59:52,040 --> 01:59:56,800 Yes son, even when you were born, the doctor said the same thing. 1592 01:59:57,320 --> 01:59:58,160 Congratulations! 1593 01:59:58,680 --> 02:00:01,400 A buffalo has given birth to a human baby! 1594 02:00:01,880 --> 02:00:03,000 Is that so? 1595 02:00:03,480 --> 02:00:05,000 No no. - Am I a buffalo? 1596 02:00:05,480 --> 02:00:09,000 Listen to me. 1597 02:00:14,160 --> 02:00:16,400 Hey aunty... 1598 02:00:16,880 --> 02:00:20,080 Oh no. 1599 02:00:20,600 --> 02:00:20,880 Let me go. 1600 02:00:21,400 --> 02:00:23,120 Where did this old man come from? 1601 02:00:23,640 --> 02:00:24,800 Move forward. 1602 02:00:25,320 --> 02:00:28,800 Where do I go? Can't you see the old man in front of me? 1603 02:00:54,800 --> 02:00:58,320 Mary, today you will be mine! 1604 02:01:10,640 --> 02:01:14,120 How disgusting! 1605 02:01:17,600 --> 02:01:21,080 Stop. 1606 02:01:23,280 --> 02:01:23,880 I will not let you go. 1607 02:01:24,400 --> 02:01:28,120 Robert, I will not let you go. 1608 02:01:28,640 --> 02:01:30,400 Robert's coming, run! 1609 02:01:30,880 --> 02:01:32,560 Run! 1610 02:01:33,040 --> 02:01:36,560 Where did they go? 1611 02:01:47,480 --> 02:01:50,560 Shit! Dead end! 1612 02:01:51,040 --> 02:01:51,880 What do we do now? 1613 02:01:52,400 --> 02:01:53,120 Let's get into this building. 1614 02:01:53,640 --> 02:01:57,120 Come on. 1615 02:02:02,720 --> 02:02:06,240 Prem, at least close the door, lock it. 1616 02:02:27,560 --> 02:02:29,800 Good that you three came up. 1617 02:02:30,320 --> 02:02:32,880 The distance to reach God has reduced. 1618 02:02:33,400 --> 02:02:34,560 No sir. - Please sir. 1619 02:02:35,040 --> 02:02:35,720 Good bye boys. 1620 02:02:36,240 --> 02:02:39,720 No sir. - Please sir. 1621 02:02:47,000 --> 02:02:48,720 Please help me. 1622 02:02:49,240 --> 02:02:52,680 Help! Help! 1623 02:02:53,160 --> 02:02:54,600 Shit! 1624 02:02:55,080 --> 02:02:55,520 Help. 1625 02:02:56,000 --> 02:02:58,240 Help! 1626 02:02:58,720 --> 02:03:00,040 You hung me on a tree. 1627 02:03:00,560 --> 02:03:02,280 Now see where have I hung you. 1628 02:03:02,760 --> 02:03:04,080 Fool... 1629 02:03:04,600 --> 02:03:04,800 What are you doing? 1630 02:03:05,320 --> 02:03:07,120 Guys, we have to save Principal Robert. 1631 02:03:07,640 --> 02:03:10,480 Yes, Prem, Hardik, come, help. 1632 02:03:11,000 --> 02:03:12,360 No, why should I save him? 1633 02:03:12,840 --> 02:03:13,640 Yes guys, he is right. 1634 02:03:14,120 --> 02:03:18,160 If he survives, we three will be dead. 1635 02:03:18,680 --> 02:03:22,120 Guys, I know that the principal is not a good man... 1636 02:03:22,640 --> 02:03:27,120 and we just found out that he is impotent too. 1637 02:03:27,640 --> 02:03:28,560 But still, he is our guru. 1638 02:03:29,040 --> 02:03:29,120 Yes. 1639 02:03:29,640 --> 02:03:32,400 Hardik, if you save him... 1640 02:03:32,880 --> 02:03:34,400 people will not only call you man with a golden touch... 1641 02:03:34,880 --> 02:03:36,240 but also man with a golden heart. 1642 02:03:36,720 --> 02:03:37,160 Yes. 1643 02:03:37,680 --> 02:03:38,360 You are right. 1644 02:03:38,840 --> 02:03:39,800 You have opened my eyes. 1645 02:03:40,320 --> 02:03:41,800 Come on, let's save Principal Robert. 1646 02:03:42,320 --> 02:03:42,840 Yes, come. 1647 02:03:43,360 --> 02:03:46,840 Please. 1648 02:04:03,000 --> 02:04:03,560 Come. 1649 02:04:04,040 --> 02:04:06,760 Come, my children. 1650 02:04:07,280 --> 02:04:08,600 I'm dead! 1651 02:04:09,080 --> 02:04:10,240 I am saved. 1652 02:04:10,720 --> 02:04:11,640 Okay, relax. - I am saved. 1653 02:04:12,120 --> 02:04:13,400 Save him. 1654 02:04:13,880 --> 02:04:14,840 Okay. 1655 02:04:15,840 --> 02:04:19,360 Careful, relax. 1656 02:04:26,240 --> 02:04:30,120 Careful. - Okay. 1657 02:04:30,640 --> 02:04:34,120 Happy journey! 1658 02:04:36,880 --> 02:04:37,440 Let me go. 1659 02:04:37,920 --> 02:04:39,400 Let me go 1660 02:04:39,880 --> 02:04:42,000 Are you here to kill me or save me? Let me go. 1661 02:04:42,480 --> 02:04:43,760 I told you not to save him. 1662 02:04:44,280 --> 02:04:47,240 Now, we are dead! 1663 02:04:47,720 --> 02:04:50,320 Save me. 1664 02:04:50,800 --> 02:04:51,320 What did you think? 1665 02:04:51,800 --> 02:04:52,920 I will change so easily? 1666 02:04:53,440 --> 02:04:55,520 I haven't forgotten that slap. 1667 02:04:56,000 --> 02:04:57,520 You had sent me to the mental hospital, right? 1668 02:04:58,000 --> 02:04:58,760 You three are crazy. 1669 02:04:59,280 --> 02:05:01,560 You three are going to die without even doing anything. 1670 02:05:02,040 --> 02:05:03,920 At least you could have had fun with Rose, 1671 02:05:04,440 --> 02:05:07,480 Mary and Marlow before dying. 1672 02:05:08,000 --> 02:05:12,280 That means, you didn't do anything with Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1673 02:05:12,760 --> 02:05:14,160 We have not done anything. 1674 02:05:14,680 --> 02:05:17,240 We didn't rob your safes. 1675 02:05:17,720 --> 02:05:20,120 Sorry boys, I am really sorry. 1676 02:05:20,640 --> 02:05:21,120 So sweet! 1677 02:05:21,640 --> 02:05:23,240 All misunderstandings are cleared. 1678 02:05:23,720 --> 02:05:27,440 But unfortunately there is only one happy ending to this story. 1679 02:05:27,920 --> 02:05:31,440 When you four will die and I will go to Bangkok to celebrate. 1680 02:05:39,800 --> 02:05:40,440 Let me go. 1681 02:05:40,920 --> 02:05:42,560 Fall! Fall and die! 1682 02:05:43,040 --> 02:05:46,280 Fall and die! 1683 02:05:46,760 --> 02:05:51,120 Drop him. 1684 02:05:51,640 --> 02:05:54,120 Those are Amar, Meet, Prem and brother's voices! 1685 02:05:54,640 --> 02:05:57,240 Hello! Who all are hanging there? 1686 02:05:57,720 --> 02:05:59,400 You dad is hanging here! 1687 02:05:59,880 --> 02:06:04,000 And the whole village is hanging behind him! 1688 02:06:04,520 --> 02:06:08,040 Rose! Mary! Marlow! 1689 02:06:08,560 --> 02:06:10,520 I am sorry, I am sorry. 1690 02:06:11,000 --> 02:06:12,000 Please save us. 1691 02:06:12,480 --> 02:06:16,120 How can we save them? 1692 02:06:16,640 --> 02:06:20,160 There is no rope or a cable here. How do we save you? 1693 02:06:20,680 --> 02:06:23,440 What do we do, sir? 1694 02:06:23,920 --> 02:06:25,040 Idea! 1695 02:06:25,560 --> 02:06:28,000 Friends, I have an idea! 1696 02:06:28,520 --> 02:06:32,560 Unfortunately, I can't slap you in this situation... 1697 02:06:33,040 --> 02:06:35,120 but I can still bang into you. 1698 02:06:35,640 --> 02:06:39,120 Take this. - Amar what are you doing? 1699 02:06:39,640 --> 02:06:41,040 Don't leave my hand! 1700 02:06:41,560 --> 02:06:43,000 I have a good idea. 1701 02:06:43,480 --> 02:06:49,000 Only one thing can save us from death. Strip! 1702 02:06:49,480 --> 02:06:49,920 Strip? 1703 02:06:50,440 --> 02:06:54,560 Yes, if Rose, Mary and Marlow take off their clothes... 1704 02:06:55,040 --> 02:06:59,240 and make a rope out of it, they can pull us up. 1705 02:06:59,720 --> 02:06:59,880 Shut up! 1706 02:07:00,400 --> 02:07:03,920 At least before dying you should have given a good idea. 1707 02:07:04,440 --> 02:07:05,800 He is right, brother. 1708 02:07:06,320 --> 02:07:09,280 We don't have any other idea other than this. 1709 02:07:09,760 --> 02:07:14,800 Yes dad, before you lose your grip, we have to strip! 1710 02:07:15,320 --> 02:07:18,800 Oh, no! 1711 02:07:36,280 --> 02:07:38,920 Oh god! The clothes are not enough. 1712 02:07:39,440 --> 02:07:41,480 Robert, the clothes are not enough. 1713 02:07:42,000 --> 02:07:46,160 That is why I was telling you not to wear such short dresses. 1714 02:07:46,680 --> 02:07:50,840 If you were wearing a saree, you all wouldn't have had to strip! 1715 02:07:51,360 --> 02:07:52,240 What do we do now? 1716 02:07:52,720 --> 02:07:54,440 Why are you asking us? 1717 02:07:54,920 --> 02:07:56,360 Save us! 1718 02:07:56,840 --> 02:07:57,280 How? 1719 02:07:57,760 --> 02:07:58,880 Do we take off our remaining clothes too? 1720 02:07:59,400 --> 02:08:00,840 Yes take them off. - What! 1721 02:08:01,360 --> 02:08:04,400 Take them off! - Take them off! 1722 02:08:04,880 --> 02:08:08,400 Take them off! - Take them off! 1723 02:08:22,680 --> 02:08:26,160 No! 1724 02:08:36,720 --> 02:08:37,400 How did all this happen? 1725 02:08:37,880 --> 02:08:40,080 Yes, we want to know what happened after the party last night. 1726 02:08:40,600 --> 02:08:40,640 Yes. 1727 02:08:41,120 --> 02:08:42,520 You have to tell us the truth. 1728 02:08:43,000 --> 02:08:45,480 Tell us. - Tell us. 1729 02:08:46,000 --> 02:08:48,160 I will tell you. 1730 02:08:48,680 --> 02:08:51,120 Because of a misunderstanding between me and Hardik... 1731 02:08:51,640 --> 02:08:53,800 we were on the brim of death. 1732 02:08:54,320 --> 02:08:58,120 While trying to save us, your husbands also got into trouble. 1733 02:08:58,640 --> 02:09:01,000 In fact, you should be proud of them. 1734 02:09:01,480 --> 02:09:03,240 They are very nice and good people. 1735 02:09:03,720 --> 02:09:08,160 God promise, believe them. 1736 02:09:08,680 --> 02:09:09,280 Meet. 1737 02:09:09,760 --> 02:09:12,000 How sweet. 1738 02:09:12,520 --> 02:09:14,440 Baby. 1739 02:09:14,920 --> 02:09:18,320 Excuse me, the visiting hours are over... 1740 02:09:18,800 --> 02:09:20,600 all of you, please leave. 1741 02:09:21,080 --> 02:09:22,640 Bye honey. - Bye. 1742 02:09:23,120 --> 02:09:26,640 Bye darling. - Bye. 1743 02:10:05,040 --> 02:10:06,240 Prem - Yes. 1744 02:10:06,720 --> 02:10:07,480 What is this? 1745 02:10:08,000 --> 02:10:10,280 Nothing, it's just a spring. 1746 02:10:10,760 --> 02:10:14,480 It's not a spring boys, it's the thing. 1747 02:10:15,000 --> 02:10:16,040 Thing? - Yes. 1748 02:10:16,560 --> 02:10:17,280 Congratulations! 1749 02:10:17,760 --> 02:10:19,560 Congratulations, Mr. Robert. 1750 02:10:20,040 --> 02:10:21,880 Because of all these people hanging on you... 1751 02:10:22,400 --> 02:10:25,600 there was a lot of pressure on your body and all your veins opened up. 1752 02:10:26,080 --> 02:10:28,560 Now the blood is circulating to all the right places. 1753 02:10:29,040 --> 02:10:29,480 Congratulations! 1754 02:10:30,000 --> 02:10:34,000 You are no more impotent. Have fun my son. 1755 02:10:34,480 --> 02:10:37,640 Soon you will be discharged. 1756 02:10:38,120 --> 02:10:41,360 Now even I can have great fun with my wife. 1757 02:10:41,840 --> 02:10:43,000 Congratulations sir. 1758 02:10:43,480 --> 02:10:46,520 Now onwards, we three will also have great fun only.. 1759 02:10:47,000 --> 02:10:49,040 ...with our own wives. 1760 02:10:49,560 --> 02:10:51,560 You three will have great fun! 1761 02:10:52,040 --> 02:10:57,520 What will I do? Hand fun? 1762 02:10:58,000 --> 02:11:04,840 Don't worry my child, I will do something for you. 1763 02:11:05,360 --> 02:11:08,120 Your brother has given you to me... 1764 02:11:08,640 --> 02:11:10,120 Now I too will give you something. 1765 02:11:10,640 --> 02:11:11,000 What? 1766 02:11:11,520 --> 02:11:15,000 Wedding ring. 1767 02:11:21,720 --> 02:11:25,240 Rose... 1768 02:11:29,880 --> 02:11:31,520 I got a rocket in my pocket 1769 02:11:32,000 --> 02:11:33,360 O baby come and launch it 1770 02:11:33,840 --> 02:11:35,240 So we can fly away now 1771 02:11:35,720 --> 02:11:36,880 Get in the room and lock it 1772 02:11:37,400 --> 02:11:38,920 I got a rocket in my pocket 1773 02:11:39,440 --> 02:11:40,920 O baby come and launch it 1774 02:11:41,440 --> 02:11:42,760 So we can fly away now 1775 02:11:43,280 --> 02:11:46,760 Get in the room and lock it 1776 02:11:59,240 --> 02:12:01,520 Now, I am the only one who is single. 1777 02:12:02,000 --> 02:12:08,000 So, if you want to have some fun and play the game with me... 1778 02:12:08,480 --> 02:12:15,160 Call me on 929173314. 1779 02:12:15,680 --> 02:12:19,160 Let's do it let's do it say 1-2-3-4 1780 02:12:19,680 --> 02:12:22,840 Grand masti Grand masti 1781 02:12:23,360 --> 02:12:26,520 Grand masti Grand masti 1782 02:12:27,000 --> 02:12:30,280 Grand masti Grand masti 1783 02:12:30,760 --> 02:12:34,400 Grand masti Grand masti 1784 02:12:34,880 --> 02:12:38,800 Your intoxicating like a Margarita 1785 02:12:39,320 --> 02:12:42,600 Drinking you gives a different kind of high 1786 02:12:43,080 --> 02:12:46,360 Let me invite you as this night is very sexy 1787 02:12:46,840 --> 02:12:50,520 In this crazy rain Let's wet our hearts 1788 02:12:51,000 --> 02:12:54,280 Come on, let's lock this deal 1789 02:12:54,760 --> 02:12:57,680 Come on, let's lock this deal 1790 02:12:58,160 --> 02:13:01,640 Come on, let's lock this deal 1791 02:13:02,120 --> 02:13:07,000 Come on, let's lock this deal 1792 02:13:07,520 --> 02:13:14,400 Give me a signal of love baby Its 12'o clock in the night 1793 02:13:14,880 --> 02:13:18,040 My heart's engine is running The mercury has risen high 1794 02:13:18,560 --> 02:13:21,760 You feel it you feel it. 1795 02:13:22,280 --> 02:13:25,520 You're in the mood I'm in the mood 1796 02:13:26,000 --> 02:13:29,280 There's fire in your attitude baby 1797 02:13:29,760 --> 02:13:32,840 You're in the mood I'm in the mood 1798 02:13:33,360 --> 02:13:36,120 There's fire in your attitude dude 1799 02:13:36,640 --> 02:13:37,880 Your dance steps are worth millions, 1800 02:13:38,400 --> 02:13:39,800 They are like an Air Condition for the eyes... 1801 02:13:40,320 --> 02:13:42,160 So let's do it baby do it baby 1802 02:13:42,680 --> 02:13:44,000 Do Grand Masti 1803 02:13:44,520 --> 02:13:47,640 Grand masti Grand masti 1804 02:13:48,120 --> 02:13:51,680 Grand masti Grand masti 1805 02:13:52,160 --> 02:13:55,320 O cruel one! 1806 02:13:55,800 --> 02:13:58,720 Either give me your heart or kill me 1807 02:13:59,240 --> 02:14:02,360 They look just awesome 1808 02:14:02,840 --> 02:14:05,880 Your tantrums suit you so much 1809 02:14:06,400 --> 02:14:09,760 You have completely shaken me 1810 02:14:10,280 --> 02:14:13,000 Your moves are simply awesome. 1811 02:14:13,520 --> 02:14:14,760 Your dance steps are worth millions, 1812 02:14:15,280 --> 02:14:16,720 They are like an Air Condition for the eyes... 1813 02:14:17,240 --> 02:14:19,000 So let's do it baby do it baby 1814 02:14:19,520 --> 02:14:20,920 Do Grand Masti 1815 02:14:21,440 --> 02:14:24,600 Don't tease me like this first please me 1816 02:14:25,080 --> 02:14:28,280 by doing something unique, my love 1817 02:14:28,760 --> 02:14:31,920 Grand masti Grand masti 1818 02:14:32,440 --> 02:14:35,800 Grand masti Grand masti 1819 02:14:36,320 --> 02:14:37,520 Hey you baby 1820 02:14:38,000 --> 02:14:44,760 Get on the floor and do the Grand Masti