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Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your Captain speaking.

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Hope you are well rested. In about
five minutes, we will be beginning

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our descent into New Delhi International
airport on to runway.

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The temperature on ground is a cool
15 degree celsius. There's a slight haze.

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And a bit of turbulence.

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So please keep
your seat-belts fastened.

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Excuse me, is this seat taken?

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Vladimir, right?

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Hi, when did you get here? Sit down.

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Please, act like you don't know me.

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I don't know you.

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Don't look at me.

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Oh.

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So, how was your flight?

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Don't talk to me.

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Just do as you were told.

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God! Fucking mental, some people.

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What did he think of himself? Idiot.

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Customs 02.

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"When there's abundant love in this world"

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"Wonder why the heart still yearns?"

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"When there's abundant love in this world"

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"Wonder why the heart still yearns?"

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"When there's abundant love in this world"

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"Wonder why the heart still yearns?"

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"How do I explain my heart?"

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"How do I placate my heart?"

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"How do I explain my heart?"

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"How do I placate my heart?"

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"My heart is stubborn"

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"It is out of my control"

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Open the door!

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I got it last time.

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Arup! Open the fucking door.

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He's lying. I got it last time.

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Bastard, one more time and I'll cut
your balls off and make you earrings.

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Alright fucker, you're dead.

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You deaf?

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When did you get back?

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Just now.

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Oh my gosh.

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Tashi, you're scratching me.

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Please go shave.

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Can't.

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There's no water.

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What do you mean, there's no water?

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You get two hours
of water every morning.

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Baby, we forgot to
put the buckets out.

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What do you mean,
"Forgot to put the buckets out?"

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Him.

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-What?
-It was his turn.

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Yeah, but you could hear
the water running, right?

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All you had to do was get
out of bed and put the buckets out.

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It would have taken
you all of 30 seconds.

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Yeah. But it was his turn.

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Oh my God! I can't believe
you guys live like this.

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What are you getting so worked up for?
We'll do it tomorrow.

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Because you're meeting
my parents for lunch.

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I want you to shave
and look presentable.

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I'm meeting your parents?

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Wear this.

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I've told you not to
buy me such expensive stuff.

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Just wear it, Tashi.
People judge you by the way you look.

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Yeah, I don't hang out
with any of those people.

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Listen, I'm not joking, okay Tashi?
You have no idea, how pissed I am.

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I'm going home now. Don't be late.

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Oh, man!

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Baby, can you drop
this for me, please?

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-This afternoon. It's urgent.
-I have an assignment, can't--

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Here's the address.

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The girl really loves you.

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Lucky bastard.

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Okay 3,2,1 go

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So, where is she?

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I'm looking.

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Why? You don't know
what she looks like?

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Shut up.

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Do you have her number?

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No.

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Man, you're the cow on
the information superhighway.

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Me? You're the one still
shooting film, you pussy.

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Digital is for fucking tourists.

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You're ringing, so you must be Tashi.

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Hi, I'm Menaka.

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Hey.
Hi, Tashi.

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A couple more hours
and we would've found you.

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-This is Nitin, my photographer.
-Hi.

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Menaka's a special correspondent,
just started with us today.

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Hi, Special Correspondent. Welcome.

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Alright, shall we?

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Because, I want to do everything I can,
you know. No limits.

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How would you define everything?

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Singing. Acting.

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I think, directing. No wait.

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Definitely directing.

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I paint.

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I'm working on my first
collection of poems.

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And I want to have my
very own clothes-line one day.

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Clothing line.

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What?

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Never mind.

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So, what do you enjoy most,
out of everything that you do?

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Everything.

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Of course. Just everything.

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That's why she does it all.

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Just...

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Lovely.

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Could you sing us one of your songs?

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Oh... I don't know.

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Come on, we've only got
a couple of minutes, come on.

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-Okay.
-Brilliant.

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Okay, it's called

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'I hate you, like I love you'

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Like I love you in brackets.

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So, it's like,
I hate you, brackets, like I love you.

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I hate you, like I love you,
in brackets. That's brilliant.

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"I hate you"

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"Like I love you"

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"I hate you"

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"Like I love you"

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And then, the drums come in.

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That's it.

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-Are those your lyrics?
-Yeah.

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We shouldn't have asked you to sing.

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-I can't get it out of my head now.
-So true.

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Hey, do you want me
to sign something for you?

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Because, I don't mind.

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Really? That's...

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You know how some celebrities
get all high and mighty?

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I just don't get it.

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Oh...

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Waste of my time.

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Hey, that's priceless.

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From this moment on,
any time you're depressed

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I want you to take a look at this and say

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"I hate you, like I
love you, in brackets."

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It's a magic photo.

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You can have it.
Tuneless and brainless.

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Hey man, being hot
is like a full time job.

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Dude, there's real news to be covered,
and this is the crap I get?

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Listen, she was news to me, Okay?

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And honestly,
I'd be happy to cover her anytime.

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With what, your paunch?

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For starters.

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You met my friend, Nitin,
the serial rapist?

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Hello, serial rapist.

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-Did you get something?
-Yeah, some for you, some for me.

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Alright, I'll be back after lunch.

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Menaka, nice to meet you.

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Where did I leave that package?

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-Hey!
-Oh.

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-That's mine!
-Sorry.

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Hello, Arup?

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-Arup?
-Can you hear me?

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What, fucker?

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Oh, no, no.
I was on the phone.

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-Arup?
-Hold on bastard.

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Okay Arup, this is nice.

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Very nice.

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Thanks.

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But do you think you
can make him a little happier?

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Happier? Who, the banana?

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Yes, you know like he's having fun.

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All his life he's wanted
to be in a banana-split

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and this is like a dream come true.

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Dream come true, for the banana?

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You know happy, something like...

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Could you just do it once more?

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If that's alright.

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-You got it?
-First thing tomorrow, I'll--

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No, no, no.
Now, the client is waiting.

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-Right now?
-Drop everything else. Do it now.

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Hello, Arup?

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Arup, are you there?

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-What?
-Hey, I need a favor.

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Can you drop that package off for me?

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No, I can't.

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Didn't you hear that?

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I'm stuck in fucking banana hell.

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-And she wanted to touch a killer whale.
-Come on they are

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-like dolphins.
-Mom?

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Papa? What are you doing here?

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-Surprise!
-Surprise!

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Surprise!

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Come, come.

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Even my Uncle's daughter got
married on the 29th of November.

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And they're so happy Mrs. Lhatoo!

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Sorry, 29th November?

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That's just a month away.

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You don't have to worry.

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Your mother and I will
do all the running around.

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Isn't that true, Mrs. Lhatoo?

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That's what mothers do, son.

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It's one.

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Where's that driver, Mom?

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Wasn't he supposed to be here at one?

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I have to go the tailor's after this.

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Relax, he'll be here.

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Tashi, did you drop that stuff?

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Hello? Yeah, Menaka.

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Yeah?

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Yeah, I know where it is.

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Yeah, I'll tell Nitin.
Okay, bye.

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Uncle, Aunty, I'm really sorry. I've
have to go, something's come up at work.

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No more Uncle-Aunty.

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Son, you're family now.

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From now on, mummy-daddy.

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What do you say, Mr. Lhatoo?

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That's how it is.

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Tashi, come with me son.

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I should really get going, daddy.

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-This will take
-Tashi, come.

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hardly one minute. Come on.

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Do you like it?

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Good. Take it. It's for you.

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Oh! I can't, daddy.

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Forget it.
We're not even discussing it.

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Son, we've even bought a flat for you.

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Just five minutes away.

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In the morning, we'll walk
over to your place for breakfast

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and in the evening you'll
both come over for dinner.

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It'll be wonderful. I just can't wait.

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Delicate.

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You can work wonders
with the right model.

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I'm guessing this is some for you

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and some for me.

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Son, say, "Cheese".

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Man, is nothing sacred?

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He doesn't mind. I asked him.

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So that pretty young thing
was a waste of your time

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and this is worthwhile?

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I don't know what that says about you.

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-That he's a serious journalist.
-Yeah.

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Or a necrophiliac.

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Yeah, a gay necrophiliac.

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Fucking idiots.

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Yours.

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-Mine.
-You're not coming in?

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No. Work to do.

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Listen, I got to file this.

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Can you drop this off for me?

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-No.
-Thanks.

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Here's the address.

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Go.

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What are you doing this evening?

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Oh, you know.

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Work.

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All work, no play.

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Tashi... dull boy.

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Give me one.

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"My capricious eyes convey"

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"Come by my lane someday"

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Make it spicy!

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"When the youth is at its peak"

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"It will be a sight worth watching"

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Let me go.

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You want some of this?

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"Cruel, beloved,
Come a little closer"

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"I'm a firecracker,
Fire up the matchstick"

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200? The rate's gone up.

263
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,424
No, my darling.

264
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:20,354
"I have saved myself from prying eyes"

265
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,651
"Cruel, beloved..."

266
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,654
"Come a little closer"

267
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:31,407
"I am blooming bud"

268
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:37,121
"Let me blossom completely"

269
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:06,191
"My soft arms"

270
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:12,072
"Feel just like cream"

271
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,494
"There's a sensation
In my entire body"

272
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,288
"When you wring my wrist"

273
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,289
"When you--"

274
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:17,971
-Hi.
-Oh fuck!

275
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,433
What are you doing,
lying in the dark like that?

276
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,062
I'm sick, man.

277
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,147
I feel... poisoned.

278
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,066
Did you see a doctor?

279
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,068
Yeah.

280
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,153
So here's what you need to do.

281
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,863
Just take my scooter.

282
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:37,741
-Why?
-Just take it.

283
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:39,576
Fucker!

284
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,120
Why am I taking your scooter?

285
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,831
Tashi asked me to
drop off this package.

286
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,457
That fucking thing
is still floating around?

287
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,126
Listen if I wasn't sick, I'd do it.

288
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,085
Sure.

289
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:51,755
Listen, since you're
going out in any case

290
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,132
can you do me a favor?

291
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,174
What?

292
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:00,764
Bastards!

293
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,267
Bastards!

294
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:09,189
This world is full
of uncivilized people.

295
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,234
Don't pay them any attention.

296
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,820
Again? From the top?

297
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,830
So, the doctor has to
check for food poisoning.

298
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,082
Good.

299
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:30,252
Do you mind? I have
to send him a stool sample?

300
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,004
Fuck off.

301
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:35,924
Patient's name?

302
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,509
Nitin Berry.

303
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,890
Mr. Bhatia?

304
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,115
Okay, I'll talk to you later.

305
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,202
Sir...

306
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:46,828
this is shit.

307
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:50,874
Thank you.

308
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,002
Sisterfucker.

309
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:19,569
New car?

310
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:20,696
Yes.

311
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,657
Very nice! Beauty, great color.

312
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:24,741
Thank you, Mr. Jain.

313
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:29,121
Mr. Tashi, I just wanted to remind
you that the rent is due next week.

314
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,247
I know, Mr. Jain.

315
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,498
Good. Good. Very good.

316
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,375
It is just that it
was late last month.

317
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,881
And the month before that also,
that's why.

318
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,385
You said you'll speak to
Mr. Maharaj about the dancing.

319
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,178
Every night Bharatanatyam on our heads.

320
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,346
Kathak.

321
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:47,973
See, I spoke to him...

322
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,225
and he said that he will
try and take his class early.

323
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,560
That was last week.

324
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:52,978
Really?

325
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:04,740
-Hi.
-Hey.

326
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:05,907
What's wrong with you?

327
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:07,576
Bastard, I'm dying.

328
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,703
Okay. And you?

329
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,872
Meeting Ritu for a movie.

330
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,832
'Return of Disco Fighter'

331
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:16,043
Where are my pants?

332
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:17,878
Okay, just hang on a second.

333
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,171
Something I want
to talk to you about.

334
00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:21,423
-Two things.
-I don't know about that Ritu.

335
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,717
That girl,
she doesn't give me a good feeling.

336
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,052
Yeah, she's my girlfriend

337
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,428
and she is only supposed to
give me a good feeling.

338
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,096
You're my witness. I warned him.

339
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,307
Listen, rent's due next week.

340
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:31,850
I'd like to pay
it on time this month.

341
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:32,893
Sure.

342
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:34,853
Nitin?

343
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,646
Yeah, I'm not paying rent anymore.

344
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:37,856
Moron!

345
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:38,857
You're moving out?

346
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,275
No.

347
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,527
You're not moving out and
you're not going to pay rent.

348
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,196
How the fuck are you
going to manage that?

349
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,364
Check this out.

350
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:55,499
What the hell is this?

351
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:57,626
It's a naked man lying
on top of a naked woman.

352
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,044
It's called fucking.

353
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:01,254
This is Manish, our landlord.

354
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,465
Yeah, the fucking wife-cheater.

355
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:04,966
And that's Leena.

356
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:05,967
She's a whore.

357
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:06,927
No.

358
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,553
I thought she was sucking
his dick because she's

359
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:10,222
really outgoing.
But, a whore you say, my God.

360
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:12,265
Listen, if I wasn't sick,
I'd fucking give you one.

361
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:13,350
How'd you get these?

362
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:14,392
No, that's the wrong question.

363
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,978
The right question is,
are we going to pay rent anymore?

364
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:18,480
And the answer is?

365
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,401
No. No more rent.
No more fucking rent.

366
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:25,237
What are you talking about?

367
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:27,864
I'm talking about a small business
transaction with our landlord.

368
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,700
He gives us some money and
these pictures don't get to his wife.

369
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,161
You're going to blackmail him?

370
00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:35,497
It's not blackmail.
It's a sign, from God.

371
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:36,832
Oh, you're going to blackmail him.

372
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,334
We're living with a criminal.
It's Nitin Sobhraj.

373
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:42,045
Listen, I'm just the higher moral
authority in Manish's life.

374
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,630
You're the higher moral
authority in his life?

375
00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,882
Yes, yes, and I'm asking
him to mend his evil ways.

376
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,217
I'm not a benevolent God.

377
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,426
You know what, don't tell
me anymore, alright?

378
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:49,636
Because, when the cops
come to get you

379
00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:51,429
I don't want to be dragged
in as an accessory.

380
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:54,182
Oh! An accessory?
Listen to him using big words.

381
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,767
An earring is an accessory,
you pussy.

382
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,854
Listen I've been in this
business for two years, nobody gets--

383
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,730
I'm sorry, you've been
in this business for two years?

384
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,068
Listen, I do all the work.

385
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,654
You fuckers get to save rent money.
Everybody wins.

386
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,751
And two?

387
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:25,005
Two? I'm getting married.

388
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:26,548
Yeah, we know that.

389
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,301
No, getting married next month.

390
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:31,303
Really, I thought this wasn't
happening till like, next year.

391
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,389
Yeah, but then I thought,
what difference? Sooner the better.

392
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,558
Right up till the moment
they chop his head off

393
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,977
the goat thinks he's
going for a walk in the park.

394
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,354
Bastard, you're just too negative.
I hate this attitude.

395
00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:43,315
Listen, this is great news.
Come here, give me a hug.

396
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,649
Great news, man!

397
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,359
Fucker, I was looking for these.

398
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,737
Your ass is like
a solar eclipse, man.

399
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:51,823
Listen, she's too hot, I was going
to marry her myself. But...

400
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:52,866
you can have her.

401
00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:55,118
She's too sexy, you lucky bastard!

402
00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:57,454
He's moving out.

403
00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:00,165
You're moving out?

404
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,501
Then why the fuck were
you going on about the rent?

405
00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:06,504
Disco Fighter.

406
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,719
"Disco! Disco!"

407
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,138
"Disco Fighter!"

408
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:18,099
"Disco! Disco!"

409
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:20,894
"Disco Fighter!"

410
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:24,397
"Disco Fighter!"

411
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,915
Tashi, you really should shave, baby.

412
00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:54,177
Hello? Menaka? Yes.

413
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:56,763
Tashi? Tashi, get back in there!

414
00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:57,973
I know where it is.

415
00:25:58,556 --> 00:25:59,599
Okay, should I bring Nitin?

416
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,518
I can't believe you!

417
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,145
-Okay, bye.
-Oh, my God, this guy.

418
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,939
Fucking buffoon.

419
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:08,775
Baby, I've got to go.

420
00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:11,027
Look, it's work.
I swear I'll make it up to you, Okay?

421
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,029
Just go, Tashi, just go.

422
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,289
Thank you.

423
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:25,625
Do you see her, right behind me?
Don't look, don't look.

424
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:27,627
What about her?

425
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,129
That's Kanika Tuli.

426
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,298
I heard she's a lesbo.

427
00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:34,217
Really? Where'd you hear that?

428
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:35,885
Oh, you know, here and there.

429
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,557
Considering some of the men I've been
with, that doesn't sound half bad.

430
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:44,352
Oh, come on.

431
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,646
Don't tell me you've never
thought about being with a woman.

432
00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:48,773
No! Never!

433
00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:54,279
So, did you see Rajeev yet?
I think he's around.

434
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:55,905
Nope.

435
00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:59,534
"...try understanding my emotions"

436
00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:00,535
Excuse me.

437
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:01,786
Sure.

438
00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:05,540
"It's really important for me"

439
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:07,000
"Sweety your love"

440
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:09,169
"It's a like a gem for me"

441
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:10,837
"Sweety your love"

442
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:12,672
"Making me crazy"

443
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:15,425
Do you see her? Don't look.

444
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:18,511
That's Menaka Vashisht. She's a lesbo.

445
00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:20,096
-Really?
-Yeah.

446
00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:22,307
So, what's the story?

447
00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:23,641
Story?

448
00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:24,684
Yeah, you know, you called me.

449
00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,311
Gave me the address,
told me to come over.

450
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:29,439
Yeah, I know. I'm not that drunk. Yet.

451
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:32,776
I didn't say anything about a story,
I just gave you the address.

452
00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:34,319
So I came here for nothing?

453
00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:37,155
No, to have a drink, have some fun.

454
00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,532
Tashi, stop working.

455
00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:41,242
I was in the middle of something.

456
00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:42,786
Couldn't have been that important.

457
00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:44,162
What?

458
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:45,997
Why'd you pick up the phone then?

459
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:51,169
I'm glad you're having fun.

460
00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:53,505
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
When you're sober.

461
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:55,173
Tash, come on.

462
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,966
Lover's spat?

463
00:27:57,801 --> 00:28:00,345
Rajeev, I'm not in the mood
for your bullshit, okay?

464
00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:01,846
So why don't you just leave?

465
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:03,390
Make me.

466
00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:05,642
Listen, man. I don't know you, okay?
Do you mind?

467
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,477
Yeah. I mind.

468
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,395
What the fuck?

469
00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:09,979
-What's your problem, man?
-What did you just say?

470
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,773
What the fuck?

471
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:12,690
-Come on, say it again!
-Guys!

472
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:13,650
Say it again, come on.

473
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:16,194
Listen, man,
I'm not looking for trouble, alright?

474
00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:19,322
No, bitch! Trouble's looking for you.

475
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:22,951
-Should've kept your mouth shut!
-Leave me alone!

476
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:24,744
-Now mind your fucking business!
-You bastard!

477
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:27,372
-Come here. You, come here--
-You fucking bastard!

478
00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:28,540
-You think, you can get away with this?
-Fucker!

479
00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:30,708
Nobody messes with
Rajeev Khanna and gets--

480
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,467
Let's go! He has friends.

481
00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,029
-Are you alright?
-I'm fine.

482
00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:01,865
Let me see that.

483
00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:04,200
That doesn't look so good.

484
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:05,410
I'm fine.

485
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,663
I'm really sorry.

486
00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:11,499
I just wanted you to loosen up,
have a good time.

487
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,542
It's okay.

488
00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:14,836
What do you mean, loosen up?

489
00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:15,795
No, I didn't mean it like that.

490
00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:17,213
I am loose, okay?

491
00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:19,799
With friends, people who know me.

492
00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:21,801
People who don't feel the need
to drag me half-way across the city

493
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,220
in the middle of the fucking night,
so I can loosen up.

494
00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:28,349
Don't be an asshole. I apologized.
I was just trying to be nice.

495
00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:31,811
-Where should I drop you off?
-Just wherever.

496
00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:37,150
-Fuck!
-Can't believe this guy!

497
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:39,319
Hey! Hey bastard!

498
00:29:39,402 --> 00:29:40,487
I'll fucking kill you!

499
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,030
-You bastard!
-Tashi, go, go, go!

500
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:43,448
Son of a bitch!

501
00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:44,991
I'll fucking kill you!

502
00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:47,118
Go, go, go, go. Fuck.

503
00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:50,789
I'm going to fucking
shoot you like a dog!

504
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:52,123
I'll kill you, you bitch!

505
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,460
What's wrong with that crazy fuck?

506
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,921
You bitch, you're done!

507
00:29:58,171 --> 00:30:00,924
"Sweety, I want your love"
-Shit!

508
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:02,550
-You asshole!
-Asshole!

509
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:03,968
Stop it, you fuck!

510
00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:09,808
"It's really important for me"

511
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:11,351
"Sweety your love"

512
00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:13,102
"It's a gem for me..."

513
00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,396
-Stop the bloody car!
-You bastard!

514
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,314
You bitch!

515
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,733
-Asshole!
-Bloody hell!

516
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:19,651
I'll fucking kill you!

517
00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:20,693
Fuck you!

518
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:21,986
"Sweety your love"

519
00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:26,407
"I want your love"

520
00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:31,955
Fuck.

521
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:34,582
Hang on.

522
00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,711
Stop, sisterfucker!

523
00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:40,088
I'll kill you, you bastard!

524
00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:41,589
Get after him!

525
00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:45,051
Fuck, where the fuck do we go?

526
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:48,680
"Sweety, I want your love"

527
00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:51,140
"Sweety, I want your love"

528
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:52,100
Park it!

529
00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:56,688
"Sweety, I want your love"

530
00:30:57,063 --> 00:30:58,857
Bastard!

531
00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:02,652
"The reason of my happiness is your love"

532
00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:04,153
Come on, come on.

533
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,989
"Sweety your love"

534
00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:07,282
Come on, quick!

535
00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:09,242
Oh shit!

536
00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:12,328
"Your love is my need"

537
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:14,038
There he is!

538
00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:15,415
Stop, you fucker!

539
00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:18,459
Stop. Stop, you bastard!

540
00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:20,336
Stop.

541
00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:27,010
-But which one?
-Fuck it, let's go!

542
00:31:37,186 --> 00:31:38,271
509.

543
00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:40,648
That's fine, that's fine.
Don't worry about it.

544
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:41,733
Okay, ma'am.

545
00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:44,694
-Bathroom? Is it done?
-Yes ma'am. Thank you, ma'am.

546
00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:45,612
Thank you.

547
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:47,322
Thank you, sir.

548
00:31:58,207 --> 00:31:59,250
Fuck! My car.

549
00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,419
My brand new car.

550
00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:03,546
Who's the asshole?

551
00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:05,798
My husband.

552
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:11,012
Ex-husband,
as soon as the divorce papers show up.

553
00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:16,517
I can't believe he took a shot at me.
Geez! Where'd you find him?

554
00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:19,270
Oh, you know. Arranged marriage.

555
00:32:20,396 --> 00:32:22,148
Parents forced me.

556
00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,067
Really?

557
00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:27,737
No. He was my boyfriend in school.

558
00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:29,906
I actually ran away
from home to marry him.

559
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,408
I fought with my parents.

560
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,661
You know how to pick them.

561
00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:36,955
Sitting here with you.

562
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,920
I'm going to get some coffee.

563
00:32:44,253 --> 00:32:45,129
You want some?

564
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:46,506
You can't just do that. That's not--

565
00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:48,424
Anyone who can afford
to stay at this hotel

566
00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:49,926
can afford to
buy us a cup of coffee.

567
00:32:50,009 --> 00:32:51,427
Cappuccino, okay?

568
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:52,887
What, you do this on a regular basis?

569
00:32:53,262 --> 00:32:56,474
No, just on days I get
shot at by my ex-husband.

570
00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:59,602
Hi, I'm calling from room 509.

571
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,105
Can you please
send up two cappuccinos?

572
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:04,524
Hold on.

573
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:06,609
Would you like something to eat?

574
00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:12,824
No, just the coffees. Thank you.

575
00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:14,575
This is wrong.

576
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:16,828
You need to fucking lighten up.

577
00:33:25,878 --> 00:33:28,715
Yes, baby!
Yes, a little harder!

578
00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:32,719
Excuse us!

579
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,637
Oh my God! Yes, yes!

580
00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:36,973
Oh! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!

581
00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:37,890
Yes, yes, yes!

582
00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:40,476
Yes, yes, yes!

583
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,562
Like a horse! In the back!

584
00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:44,439
In the back! In the back!

585
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:47,608
Slightly baby! Like a horse!

586
00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:51,195
Oh my God!
More! More, in the back!

587
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,613
Come on.

588
00:34:01,914 --> 00:34:03,458
I could've sworn that was our room.

589
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,836
Frank, I hope this isn't Alzheimer's.

590
00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:08,838
Louise, the key worked!

591
00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:11,674
Mr. and Mrs. Eggen, I have your coffee.

592
00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:13,259
We didn't order any coffee.

593
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,991
Thanks for the lift.

594
00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:40,703
And I'd be happy
to pay for your window.

595
00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:43,623
It's all right.

596
00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:45,333
You didn't shoot it.

597
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:47,168
'Night.

598
00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:35,174
Did you put the buckets out?

599
00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:38,761
Bastard, I'm dying.

600
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:03,452
Man, did you drink all my juice?

601
00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:08,958
Yeah.

602
00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:11,544
There were like 3-4 cartons in there.

603
00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:13,671
I know.

604
00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:16,174
You don't even like orange juice.

605
00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:19,177
Sometimes I do.

606
00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:20,428
Man!

607
00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:22,346
I'll buy you some more.

608
00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,640
Damn right you'll buy me some more.
You--

609
00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:34,025
Did you wash your ass with my juice?

610
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,487
Bastard, I told you
I'll buy you some more.

611
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:40,656
My fucking ass cheeks
are stuck together.

612
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,121
I can never drink orange juice again.

613
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:49,582
Yes, Mom.

614
00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:52,293
Yes, how many times are you
going to tell me the same thing?

615
00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:53,377
OK, Mom, and listen.

616
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:55,880
Please do not forget to pick
up my Lehenga from the designer.

617
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,340
I just know that guy.

618
00:36:57,423 --> 00:36:59,008
He will not be done on time.

619
00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:00,301
Yes.

620
00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:04,513
Yeah, Mom. Okay.
Okay, bye. Love you, bye.

621
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:07,433
Hey, baby. Hi.

622
00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:09,101
What?

623
00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:10,645
What happened to you?

624
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:13,814
Work.

625
00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:14,774
Work?

626
00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:17,568
Work? They don't pay
you enough to get killed.

627
00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:29,622
My dad gives you a brand new car and

628
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:31,457
this is what you do to it, Tashi?

629
00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:37,296
You're going to miss your flight.

630
00:37:55,022 --> 00:37:57,066
-This is it, right?
-Yes.

631
00:37:57,483 --> 00:37:59,652
Do not disturb.

632
00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,038
Who is it?

633
00:38:13,207 --> 00:38:14,542
Sir, laundry.

634
00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:16,627
No, thanks.

635
00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:22,925
Laundry?

636
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:24,844
You idiot.

637
00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:26,345
Move.

638
00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:35,896
Hold on.

639
00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:37,523
Yes, sir?

640
00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:39,233
Which room is this for?

641
00:38:39,358 --> 00:38:40,526
507, sir.

642
00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:41,777
I'll take it.

643
00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:43,446
No, sir, I can't do that.

644
00:38:43,612 --> 00:38:45,239
I have to deliver the food myself.

645
00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:48,826
See, he's my friend.

646
00:38:49,785 --> 00:38:51,829
It's his birthday,
we want to surprise him.

647
00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:53,164
Yes sir, I understand, sir.

648
00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:54,457
But, it's hotel...

649
00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:55,583
policy.

650
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,293
R. Balachander.

651
00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:01,422
If there's a problem,
I'll talk to your manager.

652
00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:02,631
But, sir.

653
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:08,804
Here, buy something for the kids.

654
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:10,890
Sir, I'm not married.

655
00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:14,060
For yourself then?

656
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:16,437
No, sir. I can't do that, sir.

657
00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:19,190
I have to deliver the food myself,
for reasons of quality.

658
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:23,736
You have to deliver it?

659
00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:25,571
Yes, sir.

660
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,157
For the reasons of quality?

661
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:29,533
Yes, sir.

662
00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:31,369
Take it.

663
00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:40,836
Ready, sir?

664
00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:44,965
Who is it?

665
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,093
Room service. Sir, your lunch.

666
00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:51,430
Yeah, you can come in.

667
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,353
And happy birthday, sir.

668
00:39:57,603 --> 00:39:59,563
Sorry, but it's not my birthday.

669
00:40:07,446 --> 00:40:08,656
What the fuck?

670
00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:10,408
Surprise.

671
00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:12,493
Yeah, what are you doing here?

672
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,538
Delivering your food, man.

673
00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:18,374
Unlike you, we make our deliveries.

674
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,920
What the fuck are you talking about?

675
00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,088
Bunty.

676
00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:26,632
Hey, easy!

677
00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:28,968
This was a new shirt, man.

678
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,263
-Even dry cleaning won't get that out.
-Balls.

679
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,348
Just got it from the tailor yesterday.

680
00:40:51,323 --> 00:40:52,700
Where is my package?

681
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:56,787
I sent it, like every time.

682
00:40:57,163 --> 00:40:58,706
But I didn't get it.

683
00:41:00,207 --> 00:41:01,375
So, where is it?

684
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:03,002
I brought it in...

685
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:05,838
and gave it to the courier,
like every time!

686
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:12,928
There was this new girl.

687
00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:16,765
New girl?

688
00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:17,725
Yeah.

689
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,769
My regular girl was sick, so...

690
00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:22,855
she told me her
friend could help us...

691
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:26,275
Who could help us out, for free.

692
00:41:26,442 --> 00:41:27,485
Only this time.

693
00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:31,739
The new girl didn't
know what she was carrying.

694
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:33,491
She didn't know!

695
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:34,867
Yeah.

696
00:41:35,117 --> 00:41:36,076
I'm sure.

697
00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:40,581
Search the room.

698
00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:50,549
Sisterfuckers!
What is this, a wedding?

699
00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:59,391
Arup! This is very nice, Arup.
Very nice.

700
00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:01,852
The client also liked it very much.

701
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:05,856
Only thing, they felt that
the banana is smiling too much.

702
00:42:05,981 --> 00:42:07,358
Too happy.

703
00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:11,070
Why? He's about to get eaten.

704
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,279
What could be wrong?

705
00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:15,407
You want me to make him sad?

706
00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,743
Yes, not too much.
About seven percent.

707
00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:41,850
Anything for me?

708
00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:45,688
No, nothing. I'm going to take a bath.

709
00:42:45,854 --> 00:42:47,189
You just took a bath.

710
00:42:48,315 --> 00:42:51,068
It's really hot. I'm really hot.

711
00:42:51,485 --> 00:42:53,612
I feel like taking a bath again.

712
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:03,247
"Cruel, beloved"

713
00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:05,708
"Come a little closer"

714
00:43:05,874 --> 00:43:08,711
"I am a firecracker"

715
00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:11,880
Send 10,000 rupees to P.O Box
number 3452, New Delhi - 110007

716
00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:14,091
on the first of every month.
No police.

717
00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:18,804
Are you done?

718
00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:20,389
No, no.

719
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,499
Mr. Tashi?

720
00:43:49,376 --> 00:43:50,711
Mr. Ni--

721
00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:54,882
Nitin?

722
00:43:59,928 --> 00:44:00,846
Nothing.

723
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:05,893
I swear I don't have it.
You got to believe me now.

724
00:44:06,685 --> 00:44:09,438
This girl, she must've messed up.

725
00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:17,196
Give me her number.

726
00:44:18,113 --> 00:44:18,947
What?

727
00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:20,783
Her phone number.

728
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:27,373
It's 9-8-6...

729
00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:31,669
7-6-6...

730
00:44:32,419 --> 00:44:35,297
No. 7-6-5...

731
00:44:35,589 --> 00:44:37,841
1-9-9-0.

732
00:44:42,304 --> 00:44:44,264
Gupta Stationary Mart. Hello?

733
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:47,976
No, no. I must've mixed it up,
I mean...

734
00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:50,604
-Bunty.
-No, I... Don't!

735
00:44:51,897 --> 00:44:53,357
Don't!

736
00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:57,236
No, no!

737
00:44:57,611 --> 00:45:00,406
Why should I be here
if I want to cheat you?

738
00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:02,491
Because you don't know me.

739
00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:04,034
What's that?

740
00:45:04,284 --> 00:45:06,078
It is something to
clear your brain, man.

741
00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:09,415
What are you doing?

742
00:45:09,498 --> 00:45:10,332
Number.

743
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,251
Number?

744
00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:15,379
9-8-7...
No, 6!

745
00:45:15,712 --> 00:45:17,881
7-6-5

746
00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:19,091
1-6...

747
00:45:19,508 --> 00:45:21,176
8...
Fuck!

748
00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:23,262
Number is 6...

749
00:45:24,638 --> 00:45:26,348
1-9-9-0. No!

750
00:45:26,598 --> 00:45:29,893
1-9-1-1-9-0!
1-1-9-0!

751
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:32,396
Please! Put it off, please!

752
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:33,522
Get it off!

753
00:45:33,605 --> 00:45:35,023
Hello, you've reached Soniya.

754
00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:36,233
-Please, put it out!
-Please leave

755
00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:39,111
-a message after the beep. Bye.
-Please put it out.

756
00:45:44,032 --> 00:45:44,950
Sorry.

757
00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:48,078
Leave her a message
to call back urgently.

758
00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:58,255
And now, I'm calling her again.

759
00:45:58,755 --> 00:46:02,301
But this time, leave a
proper message, okay?

760
00:46:02,384 --> 00:46:03,427
Yeah.

761
00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:06,763
And also, call the room service,
order some food.

762
00:46:07,347 --> 00:46:08,432
What do you idiots want to eat?

763
00:46:10,559 --> 00:46:11,477
Hey.

764
00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:14,271
What happened,
where were you yesterday?

765
00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:15,606
Arup, what are you doing here?

766
00:46:15,689 --> 00:46:16,773
Ritu, who is it?

767
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,275
Nobody, Mom.

768
00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:20,235
Arup, you shouldn't be here.

769
00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:21,403
What's going on?

770
00:46:22,779 --> 00:46:23,822
Hey, guys.

771
00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:25,949
Ritu, your friend?

772
00:46:27,326 --> 00:46:28,785
Yeah, a friend.

773
00:46:29,161 --> 00:46:30,746
Ritu's friends are my friends.

774
00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:32,623
Arup, this is Vivek.

775
00:46:32,789 --> 00:46:34,166
He's a computer engineer in Canada.

776
00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,793
Hey, nice to meet you, dude.

777
00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:38,337
I hope you're coming for the wedding.

778
00:46:39,546 --> 00:46:40,380
Wedding?

779
00:46:40,672 --> 00:46:41,548
He doesn't know?

780
00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:43,050
I was just about to tell him.

781
00:46:43,258 --> 00:46:45,219
Actually, Arup's here
to pick up his stuff.

782
00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:46,553
He's a cartoonist.

783
00:46:47,262 --> 00:46:48,096
I'll be back.

784
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:50,390
A cartoonist?

785
00:46:50,557 --> 00:46:53,977
Like Chacha Choudhry?

786
00:46:56,271 --> 00:46:57,981
Yeah, like Chacha Choudhry.

787
00:46:58,065 --> 00:46:59,316
That's, that's funny.

788
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,945
Vivek, your tea is getting cold.

789
00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:05,072
All right, yeah.
Hey...

790
00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:06,406
Good to see you, dude.

791
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:07,783
Hey!

792
00:47:08,033 --> 00:47:09,201
Old jungle saying...

793
00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:11,995
"Phantom fist is quicker than the eye"

794
00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:13,747
See you at the wedding.

795
00:47:15,707 --> 00:47:18,627
Vivek, come here. Your tea's getting cold.

796
00:47:20,754 --> 00:47:22,089
When were you planning to tell me?

797
00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:23,799
Arup, it doesn't matter.

798
00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:25,259
In a month, I'm moving to Canada.

799
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,094
Ritu, your tea is getting cold.

800
00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:28,887
You should go now, Arup. Please.

801
00:47:29,137 --> 00:47:30,639
Good luck with your cartooning.

802
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:44,444
Ritu weds Vivek.

803
00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:48,824
The bride and groom
may now exchange garlands.

804
00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:50,993
"All auspiciousness to Lord Vishnu--"

805
00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:53,203
Stop!
This marriage cannot happen!

806
00:48:02,754 --> 00:48:04,381
"Disco Fighter!"

807
00:48:06,883 --> 00:48:08,594
This girl has given me a blow-job.

808
00:48:08,885 --> 00:48:11,680
Blow-job!

809
00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:18,812
And because I am a 21st century man,
I have given her oral pleasure also.

810
00:48:21,148 --> 00:48:23,483
Oh my God!
Are you alright?

811
00:48:24,943 --> 00:48:25,902
Shameless girl!

812
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:28,238
You've disgraced the family name!

813
00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:30,032
Get out of my sight!

814
00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:52,012
"The trivial things you troubled me with"

815
00:48:53,388 --> 00:48:57,934
"Made me a fool dancing to your tune"

816
00:48:59,144 --> 00:49:04,316
"Go, go, go
Go to hell"

817
00:49:05,025 --> 00:49:08,445
"Go, go, go!
All I want to say is"

818
00:49:08,528 --> 00:49:11,198
"Get lost witch!"

819
00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:12,866
"Witch..."

820
00:49:12,949 --> 00:49:13,867
"Sitar!"

821
00:49:26,171 --> 00:49:30,801
"Go, go, go
Everybody, get lost witch!"

822
00:49:30,884 --> 00:49:32,344
"Get lost witch!"

823
00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:33,970
"Get lost witch!"

824
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,806
"Witch!"

825
00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:23,186
"If you don't care for me,
Then I care a damn"

826
00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:26,815
"To hell with you"

827
00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:30,569
"What can one possibly do to me?"

828
00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:34,698
"Go, go, go..."

829
00:50:35,657 --> 00:50:39,244
"Get lost witch"

830
00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,540
You have two voice messages.

831
00:50:48,628 --> 00:50:51,423
Hi, Soniya. It's Vladimir...

832
00:50:51,506 --> 00:50:53,383
I want you to call
back as soon as possible.

833
00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:56,052
It's very urgent, so if you can do that.
Thank you very much.

834
00:51:09,941 --> 00:51:10,776
Hello?

835
00:51:10,859 --> 00:51:13,737
Hello, Vladimir.
It's Soniya, I got your message.

836
00:51:14,613 --> 00:51:15,655
Good, good, good.

837
00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:18,492
I want to ask you about
the package you have to deliver.

838
00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:20,118
Did you deliver it?

839
00:51:21,119 --> 00:51:24,206
You know, actually, I didn't.
But I gave it to a friend to deliver.

840
00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:26,750
I had to do some
shopping before the flight.

841
00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:29,336
Are you crazy?

842
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:32,172
After I told you exactly what to do...

843
00:51:32,672 --> 00:51:33,840
You think this is a joke?

844
00:51:34,007 --> 00:51:35,425
You think this is a picnic...

845
00:51:35,717 --> 00:51:36,885
That we are on a picnic?

846
00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:40,388
You are so fucking stupid!

847
00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:41,431
God!

848
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:42,766
Hello?

849
00:51:46,394 --> 00:51:47,437
Well done.

850
00:51:56,446 --> 00:51:58,740
Hello, you've reached Soniya.

851
00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:02,285
Please leave me a message
after the beep, bye.

852
00:52:04,496 --> 00:52:05,664
Vladimir.

853
00:52:15,590 --> 00:52:17,634
-Hello, yes?
-Hello, Miss Soniya?

854
00:52:17,759 --> 00:52:18,802
Now who's this?

855
00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:21,221
Hi, Miss Soniya,
this is Vladimir's supervisor.

856
00:52:21,721 --> 00:52:23,807
I'm calling to say
sorry for his behavior.

857
00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:26,351
He's a very rude man, okay?
Very rude.

858
00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:28,144
I only did this as a favor to him,
you know.

859
00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:29,479
Because he's a friend of a friend.

860
00:52:29,563 --> 00:52:31,481
I helped him out, and look at this!

861
00:52:32,190 --> 00:52:33,024
I mean...

862
00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:34,442
You're right, you're right.

863
00:52:34,901 --> 00:52:37,320
I'll definitely take
some action against him.

864
00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:39,114
Some very strict action.

865
00:52:40,365 --> 00:52:43,535
By the way, where's that
package you had to deliver?

866
00:52:44,202 --> 00:52:46,830
Actually, I'm surprised
it hasn't been delivered.

867
00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:49,791
I gave it to a friend.
He's usually very good at these things.

868
00:52:51,084 --> 00:52:54,170
Something must have happened,
you know, we all are busy people.

869
00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:58,216
Why don't you give me his address,
I mean, I'll have it picked up.

870
00:52:58,341 --> 00:52:59,259
Are you sure?

871
00:53:00,093 --> 00:53:01,136
No problem at all.

872
00:53:01,678 --> 00:53:03,430
Where should I write, on my hand?

873
00:53:03,638 --> 00:53:05,307
Yeah, sorry?

874
00:53:07,058 --> 00:53:08,059
Yeah.

875
00:53:12,814 --> 00:53:14,107
What's his name?

876
00:53:20,655 --> 00:53:22,073
What the fuck?

877
00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:29,664
Who's this?

878
00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:31,374
Tashi.

879
00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:34,002
So you're Tashi?

880
00:53:34,085 --> 00:53:35,211
Yeah, who the fuck are you?

881
00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:36,630
Hey, barrister Vinod.

882
00:53:37,088 --> 00:53:39,132
I ask the questions here.

883
00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:40,508
Calm down.

884
00:53:42,093 --> 00:53:43,178
So you're not Tashi?

885
00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:45,555
No, sir. I told you...

886
00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:47,432
May I get down now?

887
00:53:49,768 --> 00:53:51,144
Where's my package?

888
00:53:51,519 --> 00:53:52,395
Package?

889
00:54:09,245 --> 00:54:11,122
Is this basketball
that they are having fun?

890
00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:13,917
Enough, you fools.

891
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:20,799
A girl called Soniya
gave you a package.

892
00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:23,051
Where is it?

893
00:54:26,638 --> 00:54:27,597
I don't know.

894
00:54:27,889 --> 00:54:28,765
Really?

895
00:54:29,015 --> 00:54:30,976
Ask the guy who dropped it off.

896
00:54:31,476 --> 00:54:32,310
He isn't here.

897
00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:34,729
Sisterfucker! What is this, a joke?

898
00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,731
No, no, no.
He's right.

899
00:54:37,482 --> 00:54:38,650
I dropped it off.

900
00:54:40,485 --> 00:54:41,903
You dropped it off?

901
00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:44,155
He's saying you're not even here.

902
00:54:44,447 --> 00:54:46,783
I think I'll just beat
you guys a little more.

903
00:54:46,866 --> 00:54:48,868
Sir, please listen to me.

904
00:54:49,077 --> 00:54:51,871
He gave it to someone to drop it off...

905
00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:54,040
and that guy, he gave it to me to...

906
00:54:54,207 --> 00:54:55,834
Hang on, hang on.

907
00:54:57,002 --> 00:54:58,211
You're not Tashi.

908
00:54:59,587 --> 00:55:00,422
He is.

909
00:55:01,214 --> 00:55:03,758
He got the package,
he gave it to someone else

910
00:55:03,883 --> 00:55:06,344
and he gave it to you,
and you dropped it off.

911
00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:08,805
Yeah.

912
00:55:10,515 --> 00:55:11,891
Then why didn't you say so?

913
00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:14,853
Sir, you didn't ask.

914
00:55:27,657 --> 00:55:29,784
Okay, I'm you asking now. Where is it?

915
00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:35,290
I dropped it off at this place or shop,
Indian Handicrafts or something.

916
00:55:35,373 --> 00:55:38,793
You dropped off a can of
shit at Indian Handicrafts.

917
00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:40,378
Where's my package?

918
00:55:40,545 --> 00:55:42,213
No, sir. Shit?

919
00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:44,174
Really?

920
00:55:44,340 --> 00:55:46,092
-Are you sure?
-Am I sure?

921
00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:48,053
-Ask me again.
-You're probably right.

922
00:55:48,678 --> 00:55:50,972
You're absolutely right.
There must've been a mix up.

923
00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:55,393
Mix-up? Sisterfucker!
I've had it with this!

924
00:55:56,853 --> 00:55:59,564
If I have to ask you one more time.

925
00:55:59,647 --> 00:56:01,733
I'm going to fucking kill you.

926
00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:07,906
Package?

927
00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:12,410
Doctor, it's at the doctor's office.
Please.

928
00:56:13,953 --> 00:56:14,788
Bunty.

929
00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:20,919
Done?

930
00:56:21,086 --> 00:56:21,920
Better?

931
00:56:22,087 --> 00:56:23,880
Thank God, you were there, otherwise...

932
00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:25,423
Forget it, man.

933
00:56:25,882 --> 00:56:26,716
Let's go.

934
00:56:29,302 --> 00:56:30,470
Mr. Nitin?

935
00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:31,930
Who is next?

936
00:56:32,764 --> 00:56:33,765
Mr. Nitin.

937
00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:41,356
Your friend dropped this off.

938
00:56:42,148 --> 00:56:44,526
My friend? Why?

939
00:56:48,613 --> 00:56:49,864
-Shall we?
-Yeah.

940
00:56:51,699 --> 00:56:53,159
Dr. Nirmal

941
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:20,228
What do you know about this guy?

942
00:57:20,937 --> 00:57:22,897
Nothing. He's dead.

943
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,692
Sir, may I get down now?

944
00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:27,652
I know he's dead.

945
00:57:30,989 --> 00:57:33,199
But who did the flower arrangement?

946
00:57:33,324 --> 00:57:36,661
Sir, if I could just get down,
I'll answer all your questions.

947
00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:39,998
My roommate took them.

948
00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:43,293
-Him?
-No. My other roommate.

949
00:57:43,501 --> 00:57:44,961
His photographer.

950
00:57:46,671 --> 00:57:48,006
His photographer?

951
00:57:49,215 --> 00:57:52,260
There are morons running around the
city photographing dead guys for him?

952
00:57:52,343 --> 00:57:54,804
No sir, actually, he's a...

953
00:57:56,556 --> 00:57:57,474
journalist.

954
00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:11,696
Thank you very much.

955
00:58:11,988 --> 00:58:12,822
I really--

956
00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:15,492
Forget it, man.
You're like a stuck record.

957
00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:18,620
You would've done
the same for me, right?

958
00:58:19,787 --> 00:58:20,622
Right.

959
00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:23,082
Okay. Got to go.

960
00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:24,000
What happened?

961
00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:25,919
You're not going home?

962
00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:26,920
No, man.

963
00:58:27,003 --> 00:58:28,379
Have to meet my brother.

964
00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:29,672
You have a brother?

965
00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:48,566
Hey, guys.

966
00:58:49,484 --> 00:58:51,194
You must be the photojournalist.

967
00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:57,825
Welcome. We've been waiting for you.

968
00:58:58,368 --> 00:58:59,369
Where the hell were you?

969
00:59:02,121 --> 00:59:04,999
Park your ass over there.

970
00:59:05,583 --> 00:59:06,501
Go.

971
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:48,918
First class.

972
00:59:52,213 --> 00:59:53,256
Very good.

973
00:59:54,215 --> 00:59:55,258
Finish them.

974
00:59:56,217 --> 00:59:57,510
Wait a minute.
Finish them?

975
00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:59,554
Why? You got everything you want.
No, no, no!

976
00:59:59,929 --> 01:00:01,764
-Arup!
-Back off!

977
01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:03,349
-Arup!
-Hold him!

978
01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:09,939
You fucking idiot!

979
01:00:10,023 --> 01:00:11,941
Nobody can hear a
thing in this racket.

980
01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:17,238
-I'll take it off!
-You fuckhead, give me that.

981
01:00:26,247 --> 01:00:27,624
Master!

982
01:00:28,833 --> 01:00:31,044
What happened?
Careful!

983
01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:33,004
Don't panic!

984
01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:36,090
Go on, help her! Careful.

985
01:00:37,175 --> 01:00:39,302
Don't worry, don't panic!

986
01:00:59,405 --> 01:01:00,615
Shit! Shit!

987
01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:01,866
Fuck.

988
01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:12,502
Arup!

989
01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:14,128
Arup?

990
01:01:15,713 --> 01:01:17,548
Arup, come on, man!

991
01:01:17,882 --> 01:01:19,050
Hurry, c'mon. Get up!

992
01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:29,185
Disco Fighter.

993
01:01:31,896 --> 01:01:34,482
Fuck. Shit! Come on, come on.

994
01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:37,068
You okay?

995
01:01:38,319 --> 01:01:40,738
Nitin, come on!

996
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:45,410
"Run! Run!"

997
01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:47,245
Wait, wait!

998
01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:50,081
"Run! Run!"

999
01:01:50,164 --> 01:01:54,210
"Run! Run! D.K. Bose, run!"

1000
01:01:54,377 --> 01:01:58,464
"Run! Run! D.K. Bose, run!"

1001
01:01:58,548 --> 01:02:02,176
"Here it comes,
Run! Run! D.K. Bose, run!"

1002
01:02:02,260 --> 01:02:03,845
What are you doing? Come on, Arup!

1003
01:02:03,928 --> 01:02:07,724
"Run! Run! D.K. Bose, run!
Here it comes"

1004
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,769
Hey! Stop! Stop!

1005
01:02:11,894 --> 01:02:14,897
"Run! Run!"

1006
01:02:17,191 --> 01:02:18,151
Hey, stop!

1007
01:02:21,195 --> 01:02:22,029
Fuck.

1008
01:02:24,991 --> 01:02:29,120
"Run! Run! D.K. Bose, run!"

1009
01:02:29,245 --> 01:02:33,499
"Run! Run! D.K. Bose, run!"

1010
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:39,046
"Run! Run! D.K. Bose, run!
Here it comes"

1011
01:02:42,842 --> 01:02:44,802
Phool Chand Jain.

1012
01:03:06,407 --> 01:03:07,241
This...

1013
01:03:09,368 --> 01:03:11,037
Is this the tie I gave you?

1014
01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:15,750
Yes.

1015
01:03:16,083 --> 01:03:17,543
Snacks are ready!

1016
01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:20,588
Don't touch anything.

1017
01:03:20,922 --> 01:03:22,799
God knows what diseases
you're carrying.

1018
01:03:28,513 --> 01:03:30,306
Are you waiting for the
snacks to be served?

1019
01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:35,019
No, I'll get going.

1020
01:03:39,232 --> 01:03:40,817
Bharat Petroleum.

1021
01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:51,369
They shaved your head
before hanging you?

1022
01:03:53,871 --> 01:03:54,789
No.

1023
01:03:55,039 --> 01:03:55,873
What?

1024
01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:59,043
No.

1025
01:03:59,418 --> 01:04:00,837
So how come you're bald?

1026
01:04:03,339 --> 01:04:04,298
I did.

1027
01:04:04,549 --> 01:04:05,424
You did?

1028
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,718
What is this,
fucking Mill on the Floss?

1029
01:04:08,678 --> 01:04:10,054
What the hell just happened?

1030
01:04:10,721 --> 01:04:12,014
Where the fuck are we going?

1031
01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:20,231
Can we come in?

1032
01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:26,904
Delhi Times.

1033
01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:01,147
I'm sorry, I picked them up.

1034
01:05:02,273 --> 01:05:04,650
How can you just leave a bunch of
diamonds lying around?

1035
01:05:05,109 --> 01:05:06,068
I wasn't thinking.

1036
01:05:06,402 --> 01:05:07,236
But now I am.

1037
01:05:07,361 --> 01:05:09,739
I think let's just return them,
walk away from this whole thing.

1038
01:05:09,822 --> 01:05:10,907
We can't.

1039
01:05:11,407 --> 01:05:12,575
What, we'll just...

1040
01:05:12,867 --> 01:05:15,036
They tried to kill us
after they got them back.

1041
01:05:15,536 --> 01:05:16,370
What?

1042
01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:17,955
They tried to kill us
after they got them back.

1043
01:05:19,457 --> 01:05:20,458
Too late to walk away.

1044
01:05:23,169 --> 01:05:27,048
We can't just sell them and run,
I mean, where do we...

1045
01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:28,215
Sorry, Aunty.

1046
01:05:29,508 --> 01:05:32,011
Where do we go?
Our lives are here.

1047
01:05:38,476 --> 01:05:40,478
Why can't we just go to the police?

1048
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:42,313
Soniya will get into trouble.

1049
01:05:43,230 --> 01:05:44,190
She'll get into trouble?

1050
01:05:44,273 --> 01:05:45,358
-This is all her fault.
-Hello, this is Soniya.

1051
01:05:45,441 --> 01:05:47,443
What the fuck has she been doing,
hanging out with fucking psychos?

1052
01:05:47,526 --> 01:05:50,029
Leave me a message
after the beep, bye.

1053
01:05:51,155 --> 01:05:54,116
And I know this is your dowry, man,
but its is an ugly fucking ugly car, okay!

1054
01:05:54,241 --> 01:05:57,036
When a donkey fucks a rickshaw,
this is what you get.

1055
01:05:58,537 --> 01:06:05,586
"People tend to be cheated in this world"

1056
01:06:06,128 --> 01:06:12,718
"They tend to lose their hearts
Through their eyes"

1057
01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:14,845
"In this world..."

1058
01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:16,013
Three lakhs.

1059
01:06:16,097 --> 01:06:19,475
"...tend to be cheated in this world"

1060
01:06:19,684 --> 01:06:20,893
Three lakhs.

1061
01:06:21,018 --> 01:06:23,771
"They tend to lose their hearts..."

1062
01:06:24,021 --> 01:06:24,897
Three lakhs?

1063
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:25,898
Final offer.

1064
01:06:26,023 --> 01:06:27,608
"...through their eyes"

1065
01:06:29,777 --> 01:06:30,611
Okay.

1066
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:32,530
Good, very good.

1067
01:06:33,781 --> 01:06:40,162
There's 30 diamonds here,
so the total is 90 lakhs.

1068
01:06:40,287 --> 01:06:42,081
Come back in half an hour.

1069
01:06:42,289 --> 01:06:44,166
Till then, I'll arrange for the cash.

1070
01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:47,753
Sorry, sorry. Three lakhs each?

1071
01:06:51,465 --> 01:06:52,299
Three lakhs each.

1072
01:06:52,466 --> 01:06:53,384
See, guys...

1073
01:06:53,467 --> 01:06:55,261
this is my final offer.

1074
01:06:56,053 --> 01:06:57,346
No bargaining.

1075
01:06:58,264 --> 01:06:59,932
Take it or leave it.

1076
01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:01,559
No, no, no.

1077
01:07:02,101 --> 01:07:03,060
It's fine.

1078
01:07:04,437 --> 01:07:05,312
90 lakhs.

1079
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:07,565
It's okay.

1080
01:07:20,369 --> 01:07:21,620
I'll go to Patna.

1081
01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:23,080
I'm gone five years.

1082
01:07:23,414 --> 01:07:25,124
No, I'll go to Kashmir.

1083
01:07:25,249 --> 01:07:27,293
Nobody will look there.

1084
01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:30,880
What are you doing?

1085
01:07:31,005 --> 01:07:32,715
I'm just, just checking.

1086
01:07:32,965 --> 01:07:35,176
Saw this movie once, cash on top

1087
01:07:35,259 --> 01:07:37,303
and underneath they had
stuffed with all fucking newspaper.

1088
01:07:37,428 --> 01:07:38,721
This is, this is all cash.

1089
01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:40,723
Nice guy, that Mr. Adlakha.

1090
01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:42,141
Where are you going to go?

1091
01:07:42,808 --> 01:07:44,602
-Staying right here.
-What?

1092
01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:46,854
They'll, they'll find you, man.

1093
01:07:46,937 --> 01:07:49,815
Yeah, they'll find me, they'll beat me,
and I'll tell them you're in Patna.

1094
01:07:50,024 --> 01:07:51,317
Bastard.

1095
01:07:53,944 --> 01:07:55,071
Give me the phone.

1096
01:08:04,205 --> 01:08:05,039
Hello?

1097
01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:09,001
Bannerjee, you fucking hack!

1098
01:08:09,210 --> 01:08:10,044
Hello?

1099
01:08:10,127 --> 01:08:13,005
You blot on every
Bong art director in the business!

1100
01:08:13,297 --> 01:08:14,173
I quit!

1101
01:08:14,256 --> 01:08:15,841
You talentless whore. You--

1102
01:08:25,142 --> 01:08:26,519
-Talk.
-Talk.

1103
01:08:26,852 --> 01:08:27,770
Talk!

1104
01:08:28,437 --> 01:08:30,606
By about 11 percent and...

1105
01:08:35,319 --> 01:08:36,153
Hello?

1106
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:37,655
-Bannerjee.
-Bannerjee.

1107
01:08:37,738 --> 01:08:39,657
-Hack!
-You... fucking hack!

1108
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:42,368
Blot on every Bong
art director in the business!

1109
01:08:42,451 --> 01:08:43,619
-What?
-I quit, I quit!

1110
01:08:43,702 --> 01:08:45,996
I quit, you talentless whore.

1111
01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:48,082
Goddammit, who is this?

1112
01:08:48,165 --> 01:08:49,542
It's Arup, you dumb fuck.

1113
01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:50,709
I quit!

1114
01:08:57,007 --> 01:08:58,467
You're so fucked!

1115
01:09:02,638 --> 01:09:04,306
You're a dick, man.

1116
01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:07,518
-Yeah?
-Tashi!

1117
01:09:07,935 --> 01:09:13,065
I want the diamonds back, in one hour.
Room 507, Hotel Raj Palace.

1118
01:09:13,190 --> 01:09:15,734
Or I'll send her back by parcel post.

1119
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,867
What?

1120
01:09:23,033 --> 01:09:24,076
Who is it?

1121
01:09:27,746 --> 01:09:28,747
They've got Soniya.

1122
01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:30,624
They, who they?

1123
01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:33,127
We have to take the diamonds back.

1124
01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:35,337
We have to return the money and
take the diamonds back.

1125
01:09:35,462 --> 01:09:36,797
-What?
-Take the money back?

1126
01:09:36,881 --> 01:09:38,382
I just quit my job.

1127
01:09:39,049 --> 01:09:41,051
No, you're right,
we have to do the right...

1128
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:43,888
They didn't recognize me,
I can always tell them it wasn't... Crap!

1129
01:09:43,971 --> 01:09:45,472
But we take the diamonds back,
they kill us.

1130
01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:46,807
Wasn't that the problem to begin with?

1131
01:09:46,974 --> 01:09:48,392
-We don't have a choice.
-We don't have a choice?

1132
01:09:48,475 --> 01:09:50,144
What, we're just going to go back there
and get killed?

1133
01:09:50,227 --> 01:09:51,312
That's the plan?
To go back there and get--

1134
01:09:51,395 --> 01:09:53,314
Fuck, man! Will you shut the fuck up?

1135
01:10:03,574 --> 01:10:05,993
I hate your fucking girlfriend, man.

1136
01:10:09,955 --> 01:10:12,458
"I was up all night..."

1137
01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:14,752
No problem.

1138
01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:18,005
Pay me back and take them.

1139
01:10:18,255 --> 01:10:19,548
They're yours, after all.

1140
01:10:19,715 --> 01:10:22,051
"...they tend to lose their hearts"

1141
01:10:22,426 --> 01:10:23,260
How much is this?

1142
01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:25,971
The 90 lakhs you gave us, all of it.

1143
01:10:26,555 --> 01:10:27,556
How many do you want to buy?

1144
01:10:29,141 --> 01:10:30,059
All of them.

1145
01:10:30,351 --> 01:10:31,185
Oh...

1146
01:10:32,269 --> 01:10:34,271
That'll be double then.

1147
01:10:35,731 --> 01:10:39,902
Look, I am giving back all the
90 lakhs that you gave us.

1148
01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:42,029
Please, just return our diamonds.

1149
01:10:47,409 --> 01:10:52,289
The guys who sold me the diamonds

1150
01:10:52,748 --> 01:10:55,626
had no idea of their value.

1151
01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:58,545
But I did. That's why double.

1152
01:10:59,713 --> 01:11:01,674
Look, I'm begging you.

1153
01:11:02,216 --> 01:11:03,759
It's a matter of life and death.

1154
01:11:04,009 --> 01:11:05,344
My friend...

1155
01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:08,097
I've heard these sob stories before.

1156
01:11:08,430 --> 01:11:12,434
I'm running a business, not a charity.

1157
01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:14,937
Somebody will die, okay,
you understand?

1158
01:11:15,229 --> 01:11:17,022
We were here half-an-hour ago,
nothing has changed.

1159
01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:18,482
This is my final offer.

1160
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,109
Double.

1161
01:11:20,609 --> 01:11:22,278
Tashi, no, no!

1162
01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:25,948
Throw him out!

1163
01:11:26,573 --> 01:11:29,451
Throw the motherfucking bastard out!

1164
01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:35,582
Where are we going?

1165
01:11:35,874 --> 01:11:36,709
Times of India.

1166
01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:38,961
For what?

1167
01:11:39,211 --> 01:11:40,212
I have a plan.

1168
01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:41,839
Drag me half-way across the city?

1169
01:11:41,922 --> 01:11:43,924
I only do that for
people who know me.

1170
01:11:44,008 --> 01:11:46,927
For friends, and in the
middle of the fucking day!

1171
01:11:47,469 --> 01:11:48,554
I have a deadline.

1172
01:11:49,388 --> 01:11:50,222
Trust me.

1173
01:11:50,681 --> 01:11:51,932
So do I.

1174
01:11:58,939 --> 01:12:00,482
This is the plan?

1175
01:12:03,444 --> 01:12:05,612
Find a parking spot,
sit tight till we show up.

1176
01:12:05,904 --> 01:12:07,156
Simple as that.

1177
01:12:07,614 --> 01:12:08,741
Nothing to worry about.

1178
01:12:08,907 --> 01:12:10,451
-Watch it!
-Hey, aunty!

1179
01:12:10,534 --> 01:12:11,618
Fuck off, you half-wit!

1180
01:12:12,036 --> 01:12:14,038
Can't see with this thing in my face!

1181
01:12:14,246 --> 01:12:15,956
Whatever you do,
keep your face covered.

1182
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,751
I'm assuming there's going to be
an explanation at some point?

1183
01:12:18,834 --> 01:12:20,794
Yes, of course, but later.

1184
01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:23,088
-Did you get the money?
-Yeah.

1185
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:25,549
Why do we have to give it back?
That guy's an asshole.

1186
01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:26,925
This isn't a robbery.

1187
01:12:27,092 --> 01:12:28,927
We're taking back what's ours,
returning what's his.

1188
01:12:29,136 --> 01:12:30,763
-Ours?
-Nothing is ours.

1189
01:12:30,846 --> 01:12:32,598
We're just the dumb fucks
stuck in the middle!

1190
01:12:32,681 --> 01:12:33,974
We should keep the fucking money.

1191
01:12:34,224 --> 01:12:35,100
Cow!

1192
01:12:41,815 --> 01:12:44,818
You drive, let me do the thinking.

1193
01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:49,698
"Show me the money, or get lost"

1194
01:12:49,865 --> 01:12:54,620
"Show me the money, or get lost"

1195
01:12:54,745 --> 01:12:59,583
"Show me the money, or get lost"

1196
01:13:01,418 --> 01:13:04,296
Okay, find a spot as close to the store
as you can, park there.

1197
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,507
Man, I'm dying in this.
Do you know how hot this thing is?

1198
01:13:06,632 --> 01:13:08,592
Yes, I'm wearing one.

1199
01:13:14,431 --> 01:13:17,226
Move, you fuck.
Are you blind?

1200
01:13:24,274 --> 01:13:25,609
No, not this either.

1201
01:13:26,151 --> 01:13:27,528
Ma'am, how about this one?

1202
01:13:28,362 --> 01:13:29,822
No, show me something else.

1203
01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:33,450
Ma'am, if you tell me
what you're looking for

1204
01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:35,035
then I'll be able to help you better.

1205
01:13:35,327 --> 01:13:37,996
Not this, please show me something else.

1206
01:13:38,330 --> 01:13:39,164
Okay, ma'am.

1207
01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:41,542
How about this?

1208
01:13:43,794 --> 01:13:44,753
Let's go!

1209
01:13:45,671 --> 01:13:47,381
Let's go, everything's crappy.

1210
01:13:48,757 --> 01:13:50,926
Hold on, hold on!

1211
01:13:51,718 --> 01:13:53,095
What's the matter, ma'am?
You didn't like anything?

1212
01:13:53,178 --> 01:13:54,471
No, this is garbage.

1213
01:13:54,596 --> 01:13:59,810
Why don't you step into my office?
I have something you'll love.

1214
01:14:00,352 --> 01:14:01,854
Please, come.

1215
01:14:02,312 --> 01:14:05,190
Nafisa, will you wait here?
I'll be right back.

1216
01:14:05,649 --> 01:14:06,859
Nafisa.

1217
01:14:09,319 --> 01:14:10,446
I'll be back.

1218
01:14:10,779 --> 01:14:12,531
Please, come.

1219
01:14:13,907 --> 01:14:18,954
"Everything reminds me of you..."

1220
01:14:19,204 --> 01:14:20,205
Hello.

1221
01:14:20,372 --> 01:14:21,290
How are you, sir?

1222
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:22,458
Very well.

1223
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:25,711
Is my set ready?
Or will you make me wait again?

1224
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,599
Uday.

1225
01:14:48,775 --> 01:14:49,735
Madam, orange juice?

1226
01:14:51,904 --> 01:14:52,863
Ladies first.

1227
01:14:58,368 --> 01:14:59,203
Thank you.

1228
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:13,675
What range are you looking in?

1229
01:15:13,926 --> 01:15:15,802
Price is out of the question.

1230
01:15:16,428 --> 01:15:20,057
Only a connoisseur
can appreciate true craftsmanship.

1231
01:15:34,154 --> 01:15:34,988
Just a minute.

1232
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,826
Here you go. Just for you.

1233
01:15:41,495 --> 01:15:45,332
You won't find such fine work
anywhere else, I guarantee it.

1234
01:15:46,041 --> 01:15:47,292
Does it come with anklets?

1235
01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:49,086
Of course, let me show you.

1236
01:15:49,419 --> 01:15:52,339
Where are those anklets?

1237
01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:54,049
Shit! Fuck!

1238
01:15:55,842 --> 01:15:56,843
Those anklets...

1239
01:15:58,845 --> 01:16:00,013
Hands up.

1240
01:16:20,033 --> 01:16:21,034
Get back!

1241
01:16:21,618 --> 01:16:24,705
This isn't a robbery, I'm taking back
what's mine. Your money's outside.

1242
01:16:24,788 --> 01:16:26,623
-Menaka.
-You won't get away.

1243
01:16:26,707 --> 01:16:28,000
Don't worry about me, you thief.

1244
01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,126
Tape, tape.

1245
01:16:31,628 --> 01:16:36,091
Damn, fuck! You fucker!
You fucking rat! Fuck, I should rob you!

1246
01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:37,551
Menaka...

1247
01:16:37,634 --> 01:16:39,678
-My shoe...
-Open your mouth!

1248
01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:42,264
Oh fuck!

1249
01:16:50,939 --> 01:16:55,652
"Your love is my life..."

1250
01:16:56,194 --> 01:16:58,822
Sir, here's your set.

1251
01:16:59,197 --> 01:17:03,869
"I can't forget your love,
Even I try to"

1252
01:17:04,119 --> 01:17:09,458
Wow! I never imagined it would
turn out so beautifully.

1253
01:17:11,251 --> 01:17:15,172
I want to thank him personally.
Where is he?

1254
01:17:15,505 --> 01:17:17,466
In his office, I'll call him.

1255
01:17:23,722 --> 01:17:25,807
Walk, don't run.

1256
01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:31,605
Hey!

1257
01:17:31,688 --> 01:17:33,190
-Stop!
-Okay, run! Run!

1258
01:17:33,273 --> 01:17:34,316
-Catch them.
-Run!

1259
01:17:34,941 --> 01:17:36,151
Catch them!

1260
01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:40,030
Stop them!

1261
01:17:41,031 --> 01:17:42,324
Catch them!

1262
01:17:42,449 --> 01:17:46,578
"Run! Run! D.K. Bose, run!"

1263
01:17:46,703 --> 01:17:50,749
"Run! Run! D.K. Bose, run!"

1264
01:17:50,874 --> 01:17:55,295
"Here it comes,
Run! Run! D.K. Bose, run!"

1265
01:17:55,462 --> 01:18:00,050
"Run! Run! D.K. Bose, run!
Here it comes"

1266
01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:05,597
Thank you.

1267
01:18:08,558 --> 01:18:12,562
"Run! Run! D.K. Bose, run!"

1268
01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:16,942
"Run! Run! D.K. Bose, run!"

1269
01:18:17,150 --> 01:18:18,568
"Here it comes..."

1270
01:18:18,652 --> 01:18:21,196
Tashi! Tashi, here!

1271
01:18:21,488 --> 01:18:24,700
Arup! Tashi, over here! Come on!

1272
01:18:28,161 --> 01:18:29,496
"Run! Run!"

1273
01:18:30,414 --> 01:18:31,456
"Run! Run!"

1274
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:33,542
"Run! Run!"

1275
01:18:35,085 --> 01:18:35,919
Hey!

1276
01:18:43,510 --> 01:18:44,386
"Run! Run!"

1277
01:18:45,595 --> 01:18:46,430
Crazy.

1278
01:18:48,557 --> 01:18:49,683
You guys!

1279
01:18:53,603 --> 01:18:54,521
Crazy!

1280
01:19:25,135 --> 01:19:26,261
What the...

1281
01:19:27,053 --> 01:19:28,764
Menaka!

1282
01:19:30,098 --> 01:19:32,100
Shit! Menaka!

1283
01:19:45,197 --> 01:19:46,531
So, what was all this all about?

1284
01:19:47,491 --> 01:19:48,867
Save his wife.

1285
01:19:49,618 --> 01:19:50,577
She's not my wife.

1286
01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:52,662
Wife-to-be, fiance, whatever.

1287
01:19:56,082 --> 01:19:57,209
You're engaged?

1288
01:20:06,468 --> 01:20:07,677
What was her name again?

1289
01:20:09,387 --> 01:20:10,514
Leena.

1290
01:20:11,306 --> 01:20:12,516
Leena.

1291
01:20:13,767 --> 01:20:16,144
Once we're there,
just point her out to me.

1292
01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:18,313
I'll take care of the rest.

1293
01:20:20,690 --> 01:20:25,445
I think we should just let them go
with a warning, right?

1294
01:20:26,029 --> 01:20:30,951
Is that what the whore-lover thinks?

1295
01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:35,413
I'll drag all those
Godless bastards to the station...

1296
01:20:35,789 --> 01:20:38,250
and thrash them senseless!

1297
01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:42,921
Control room, I'm following a red car,
request immediate backup!

1298
01:20:43,046 --> 01:20:48,885
Red car, DL 3C 6390, near Dhaula Kuan,
all units in area, please assist.

1299
01:20:48,969 --> 01:20:49,803
Sir?

1300
01:20:50,345 --> 01:20:51,888
Yeah, turn around.

1301
01:20:52,138 --> 01:20:54,474
Friday, 1:48 p.m.

1302
01:20:56,601 --> 01:21:02,566
Your boyfriend was supposed to be
here by two. He isn't here yet.

1303
01:21:02,899 --> 01:21:05,610
Personally, I have nothing against you.

1304
01:21:07,779 --> 01:21:11,283
But, I have no other choice.

1305
01:21:13,618 --> 01:21:15,745
Who knows what your
story would have been...

1306
01:21:16,997 --> 01:21:19,416
if you'd fallen in
love with someone else.

1307
01:21:19,499 --> 01:21:23,336
Please, please,
please, I'm begging you.

1308
01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:25,255
Just five minutes, he'll be here.

1309
01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:26,214
Sorry, ma'am.

1310
01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:27,883
Deadline is a deadline.

1311
01:21:28,383 --> 01:21:29,342
10.

1312
01:21:30,802 --> 01:21:31,636
9.

1313
01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:33,930
8.

1314
01:21:34,973 --> 01:21:36,349
7.

1315
01:21:37,017 --> 01:21:38,059
6.

1316
01:21:39,185 --> 01:21:40,020
5.

1317
01:21:52,115 --> 01:21:55,785
What the...
Did you see that?

1318
01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:59,247
Sir, can we try again?

1319
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:00,749
You think?

1320
01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:05,170
We have ten minutes, we'll get bored.

1321
01:22:09,090 --> 01:22:09,925
Pick her up.

1322
01:22:14,346 --> 01:22:15,472
You guys wait here.

1323
01:22:16,181 --> 01:22:17,515
-I'll be back.
-Okay.

1324
01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:19,643
-I'm coming with you.
-No.

1325
01:22:20,435 --> 01:22:21,519
You don't have to.

1326
01:22:21,603 --> 01:22:22,687
This is my problem.

1327
01:22:23,188 --> 01:22:24,898
I'm coming with you.

1328
01:22:25,982 --> 01:22:27,067
Man!

1329
01:22:29,903 --> 01:22:30,904
Will you wait here?

1330
01:22:31,279 --> 01:22:32,322
We'll be back soon.

1331
01:22:34,157 --> 01:22:35,408
I'll think about it.

1332
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:44,793
Where are you going?

1333
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,294
Where do you think?

1334
01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:03,728
8.

1335
01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:05,730
-Please, please. No, no, no.
-7.

1336
01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:07,857
6.

1337
01:23:08,191 --> 01:23:09,693
5.

1338
01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:10,902
4.

1339
01:23:11,111 --> 01:23:12,278
-Please, I beg you.
-3.

1340
01:23:19,327 --> 01:23:20,870
Get it.

1341
01:23:37,804 --> 01:23:39,097
Do not disturb.

1342
01:23:39,431 --> 01:23:41,558
Hurry up, we don't have much time.

1343
01:23:54,612 --> 01:23:55,655
Give it to me.

1344
01:23:56,364 --> 01:23:57,824
Let her go first.

1345
01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:02,746
That was an order, not a request.

1346
01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:07,375
Man, don't fuck around.

1347
01:24:11,629 --> 01:24:13,256
First, the four of us
will go down to the lobby.

1348
01:24:14,424 --> 01:24:17,218
Meet me at the lobby and
I'll give it to you.

1349
01:24:17,343 --> 01:24:18,970
What are you doing, man?

1350
01:24:20,096 --> 01:24:21,389
Is that so?

1351
01:24:23,224 --> 01:24:24,976
-Hurry up!
-Yes, sir.

1352
01:24:26,311 --> 01:24:27,896
I'll tell you what will happen.

1353
01:24:28,605 --> 01:24:30,356
First, I'll kill her.

1354
01:24:31,232 --> 01:24:32,233
-Tashi!
-Quiet.

1355
01:24:32,317 --> 01:24:33,777
Tashi, please give him what he wants--

1356
01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:34,778
Quiet.

1357
01:24:34,861 --> 01:24:35,862
Shut up!

1358
01:24:36,696 --> 01:24:37,614
-What happened?
-Sorry.

1359
01:24:39,616 --> 01:24:40,784
And then the three of you.

1360
01:24:41,451 --> 01:24:43,703
Either way, I'll get what I want.

1361
01:24:44,245 --> 01:24:49,000
You really think your bravery is
going to change the world?

1362
01:24:50,627 --> 01:24:52,670
You son of a...

1363
01:24:56,508 --> 01:24:59,636
Man, oh man!

1364
01:24:59,886 --> 01:25:01,054
Shit, shit.

1365
01:25:01,596 --> 01:25:02,430
Shit!

1366
01:25:02,889 --> 01:25:04,474
Sisterfucker.

1367
01:25:05,809 --> 01:25:07,310
You're pulling a gun on me?

1368
01:25:07,644 --> 01:25:10,146
You fucker, do you know how long
I've been in this business?

1369
01:25:12,857 --> 01:25:14,192
What do you think?

1370
01:25:14,734 --> 01:25:19,030
Putting a gun to my head gives you
permission to fuck me in the ass?

1371
01:25:19,239 --> 01:25:20,156
Sisterfucker!

1372
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:22,575
Police! Nobody moves!

1373
01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:51,354
Happy anniversary, darling.

1374
01:25:51,479 --> 01:25:52,438
Cheers.

1375
01:26:25,221 --> 01:26:26,514
Next time...

1376
01:26:26,598 --> 01:26:28,474
can we please just go to

1377
01:26:28,558 --> 01:26:30,476
fucking Disneyland?

1378
01:27:49,180 --> 01:27:51,683
No!

1379
01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:31,764
So, they are right.

1380
01:28:33,599 --> 01:28:34,684
You are a lesbian.

1381
01:28:35,685 --> 01:28:36,894
I should've known.

1382
01:28:37,478 --> 01:28:38,771
What're you talking about, man?

1383
01:28:38,855 --> 01:28:39,981
I saw you, okay?

1384
01:28:40,398 --> 01:28:42,191
I saw you kissing that woman in the burqa.

1385
01:28:42,275 --> 01:28:44,277
What're you doing?
Following me around?

1386
01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:45,737
So you won't deny it?

1387
01:28:46,237 --> 01:28:47,238
Rajeev, enough!

1388
01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:48,573
So you're not going to
deny it?

1389
01:28:48,865 --> 01:28:49,866
Stop, damn it!

1390
01:28:50,283 --> 01:28:53,161
Okay, who the hell were you kissing?
Who were you kissing?

1391
01:28:53,536 --> 01:28:54,662
Me.

1392
01:28:57,832 --> 01:28:58,958
She was kissing me.

1393
01:28:59,917 --> 01:29:00,877
You don't approve?

1394
01:29:15,308 --> 01:29:16,976
She was kissing you?

1395
01:29:39,499 --> 01:29:40,416
Fuck!

1396
01:30:03,314 --> 01:30:05,983
Smuggling ring busted.
by Tashi Dorjee Lhatoo.

1397
01:30:09,487 --> 01:30:11,072
It's well written.

1398
01:30:11,322 --> 01:30:12,865
Did you say it's brilliantly written?

1399
01:30:13,032 --> 01:30:16,285
I said, are you sure they can't
trace that fucking car back to us?

1400
01:30:16,953 --> 01:30:18,246
It's in my father-in-law's name.

1401
01:30:18,329 --> 01:30:19,956
He reported it stolen,
that should cover our asses.

1402
01:30:20,039 --> 01:30:21,499
He's not your father-in-law.

1403
01:30:21,624 --> 01:30:22,583
Yeah, yeah.

1404
01:30:22,708 --> 01:30:24,585
So, Soniya called off the wedding?

1405
01:30:24,710 --> 01:30:25,545
No.

1406
01:30:26,546 --> 01:30:27,672
I did.

1407
01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:29,215
You called it off?

1408
01:30:31,217 --> 01:30:32,426
You called it off?

1409
01:30:33,678 --> 01:30:35,138
He called it off?

1410
01:30:38,266 --> 01:30:40,685
So you don't mind if I ask
Soniya out to dinner, right?

1411
01:30:40,852 --> 01:30:41,686
Dude, what the...

1412
01:30:41,853 --> 01:30:43,354
What, she's hot man.

1413
01:30:44,438 --> 01:30:46,482
-You got more?
-Cupboard.

1414
01:30:48,943 --> 01:30:50,027
So, you called up that guy?

1415
01:30:50,111 --> 01:30:51,279
The art director, what's his name?

1416
01:30:51,362 --> 01:30:52,321
I'm done with that crap.

1417
01:30:52,405 --> 01:30:53,656
I'm moving back home.

1418
01:30:54,115 --> 01:30:54,991
Why?

1419
01:30:55,074 --> 01:30:57,285
I can't make the
fucking rent, that's why.

1420
01:30:57,368 --> 01:30:59,579
Hey, what the hell?
What the hell is this?

1421
01:31:18,472 --> 01:31:19,640
Don't look at me.

1422
01:31:20,057 --> 01:31:21,809
It's the hand of God.

1423
01:31:23,436 --> 01:31:25,104
You crazy bastard.

1424
01:31:26,022 --> 01:31:28,441
-What?
-How can you do this?

1425
01:31:29,150 --> 01:31:32,361
What? You don't want it,
I'll keep it all.

1426
01:31:37,450 --> 01:31:44,498
"Your sight just pierced my heart"

1427
01:31:44,790 --> 01:31:51,881
"Your sight just pierced my heart"

1428
01:31:52,173 --> 01:31:58,930
"It's pierced! It's pierced!
It's pierced! It's pierced!"

1429
01:31:59,055 --> 01:32:00,097
"Your sight..."

1430
01:32:00,181 --> 01:32:06,437
This is all I have. Forget this ever
happened. Take care, have a good life.

1431
01:32:14,070 --> 01:32:15,238
What are you doing now?

1432
01:32:15,988 --> 01:32:17,406
Coming!

1433
01:32:33,923 --> 01:32:35,925
Hey, stop playing with that.

1434
01:32:37,385 --> 01:32:40,596
Vishal, did you show daddy
the card you made for uncle?

1435
01:32:40,721 --> 01:32:41,847
Show it to him.

1436
01:32:42,181 --> 01:32:43,349
You made a card for uncle?

1437
01:32:43,516 --> 01:32:44,767
Very good.

1438
01:32:45,142 --> 01:32:46,394
This is lovely

1439
01:32:46,727 --> 01:32:48,145
Read it to me.

1440
01:32:49,146 --> 01:32:52,275
Dear Uncle, we are all very sorry

1441
01:32:52,358 --> 01:32:53,859
that bullet hit your bum.

1442
01:32:54,068 --> 01:32:55,778
We hope, you can soon

1443
01:32:55,945 --> 01:32:57,613
go potty on your own.

1444
01:32:58,906 --> 01:33:00,491
Is that what you've written?

1445
01:33:00,700 --> 01:33:02,201
He can't write that.

1446
01:33:02,326 --> 01:33:03,452
You're right.

1447
01:33:05,246 --> 01:33:07,540
Actually son, it should be...

1448
01:33:07,707 --> 01:33:09,583
A bullet hit your bum.

1449
01:33:10,042 --> 01:33:11,502
We all are very sorry

1450
01:33:11,711 --> 01:33:13,212
a bullet hit your bum.

1451
01:33:15,506 --> 01:33:17,633
What are you doing?
You'll break it!

1452
01:33:17,883 --> 01:33:18,801
Write down...

1453
01:33:18,968 --> 01:33:20,845
Write 'a'.

1454
01:33:21,637 --> 01:33:23,139
Come on, let's go.

1455
01:33:35,067 --> 01:33:36,610
-Ready?
-Yes, let's go.

1456
01:34:17,610 --> 01:34:19,070
I don't have that car anymore.

1457
01:34:24,533 --> 01:34:26,285
The magic photo, this...

1458
01:34:29,747 --> 01:34:30,581
It's yours.

1459
01:34:30,998 --> 01:34:32,083
No.

1460
01:34:32,666 --> 01:34:34,001
Bye, Tashi.

1461
01:34:41,008 --> 01:34:43,344
...listen to VJ Sohaya's new song.

1462
01:34:43,469 --> 01:34:45,221
'I hate you, like I love you.'

1463
01:34:45,388 --> 01:34:47,431
Like I love you, in brackets.

1464
01:34:47,515 --> 01:34:50,810
"I hate you, like I love you"

1465
01:34:51,102 --> 01:34:52,561
"I hate you"

1466
01:34:52,937 --> 01:34:55,022
"Like I love you,
Love you, love you!"

1467
01:34:55,147 --> 01:34:58,359
"I hate you, like I love you"

1468
01:34:58,567 --> 01:35:02,196
"I hate you, like I love you,
Love you, love you!"

1469
01:35:02,279 --> 01:35:05,908
"Your love has made me crazy"

1470
01:35:06,033 --> 01:35:09,620
"Your love has made me crazy"

1471
01:35:09,745 --> 01:35:13,457
"This pain has made me crazy"

1472
01:35:15,209 --> 01:35:16,043
Bastard!

1473
01:35:16,127 --> 01:35:17,461
You're going to pay for that!

1474
01:35:18,546 --> 01:35:21,882
"I hate you, like I love you"

1475
01:35:22,216 --> 01:35:25,886
"I hate you, like I love you,
Love you, love you!"

1476
01:35:26,053 --> 01:35:29,432
"I hate you, like I love you"

1477
01:35:29,807 --> 01:35:33,561
"I hate you, like I love you,
Love you, love you!"

1478
01:35:33,644 --> 01:35:37,148
"Your love has made me crazy"

1479
01:35:37,231 --> 01:35:40,776
"Your love has made me crazy"

1480
01:35:40,901 --> 01:35:44,488
"This pain has made me crazy"

1481
01:35:44,613 --> 01:35:48,409
"Your love has made me crazy"

1482
01:35:49,326 --> 01:35:54,290
"Only fortunate ones
Find a heartless like you"

1483
01:35:54,373 --> 01:35:56,333
"Only fortunate ones do"

1484
01:35:56,459 --> 01:35:59,753
"You are you so cold-hearted"

1485
01:35:59,879 --> 01:36:01,714
"You can pierce just right through"

1486
01:36:01,839 --> 01:36:03,507
"You can pierce just right through"

1487
01:36:03,591 --> 01:36:05,342
"But you are in my blood"

1488
01:36:05,468 --> 01:36:07,052
"I just can't quit"

1489
01:36:07,178 --> 01:36:10,639
"Infection! Addiction!
You give me such a kick"

1490
01:36:10,764 --> 01:36:14,226
"I hate you, like I love you"

1491
01:36:14,477 --> 01:36:18,147
"I hate you, like I love you,
Love you, love you!"

1492
01:36:18,230 --> 01:36:21,734
"I hate you, like I love you"

1493
01:36:21,859 --> 01:36:25,821
"I hate you, like I love you,
Love you, love you!"

1494
01:36:25,905 --> 01:36:29,325
"Your love has made me crazy"

1495
01:36:29,450 --> 01:36:33,078
"Your love has made me crazy"

1496
01:36:33,204 --> 01:36:36,832
"This pain has made me crazy"

1497
01:36:36,999 --> 01:36:40,461
"Your love has made me crazy"

1498
01:36:40,544 --> 01:36:42,087
"Shake that biscuit, baby"

1499
01:36:42,421 --> 01:36:43,714
"Shake it for me"

1500
01:36:43,797 --> 01:36:44,632
Disco.

1501
01:36:50,304 --> 01:36:51,764
"She's so electrifying"

1502
01:36:59,647 --> 01:37:02,900
"Look into my eyes"

1503
01:37:03,025 --> 01:37:05,110
"Intoxicate me"

1504
01:37:05,194 --> 01:37:07,029
"Intoxicate me"

1505
01:37:07,238 --> 01:37:10,324
"The feeling of death"

1506
01:37:10,866 --> 01:37:12,535
"Is unlike any other"

1507
01:37:12,618 --> 01:37:14,161
"Is unlike any other"

1508
01:37:14,245 --> 01:37:15,996
"But you are in my blood"

1509
01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:17,748
"I just can't quit"

1510
01:37:17,873 --> 01:37:21,544
"Infection! Addiction!
You give me such a kick"

1511
01:37:21,627 --> 01:37:24,838
"I hate you, like I love you"

1512
01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:28,884
"I hate you, like I love you,
Love you, love you!"

1513
01:37:29,051 --> 01:37:32,805
"I hate you, like I love you"

1514
01:37:32,888 --> 01:37:36,058
"I hate you, like I love you,
Love you, love you!"

1515
01:37:36,267 --> 01:37:39,979
"Your love has made me crazy"

1516
01:37:40,062 --> 01:37:43,607
"Your love has made me crazy"

1517
01:37:43,732 --> 01:37:47,236
"This pain has made me crazy"

1518
01:37:47,361 --> 01:37:51,365
"Your love has made me crazy"

1519
01:37:52,116 --> 01:37:53,909
Disco Fighter.

1520
01:37:57,454 --> 01:38:02,626
A four that soars across
the boundary, is called a sixer.



