1 00:01:57,264 --> 00:01:59,232 Start the car! 2 00:02:02,502 --> 00:02:04,493 It's not starting. Push the car. 3 00:02:04,604 --> 00:02:06,595 Hang on ...there we go! 4 00:02:10,744 --> 00:02:13,235 What's happening? Who's he? Who are you? 5 00:02:13,513 --> 00:02:15,845 I'm just a simpIe man. PIease save me! 6 00:02:16,183 --> 00:02:18,913 Then why is he shooting at you? - I don't know. 7 00:02:19,319 --> 00:02:24,655 ''Dude, is this some mafia nonsense? I'II get screwed aIong with you!'' 8 00:02:25,425 --> 00:02:27,723 See that jeep behind us - pIease go in that! 9 00:02:28,829 --> 00:02:30,194 Is that him? 10 00:02:30,564 --> 00:02:31,861 Oh god! 11 00:02:38,138 --> 00:02:41,596 ''Dear Iord! Hey, do you know the Hanuman prayer?'' 12 00:02:43,076 --> 00:02:45,271 Gayatri mantra? - I don't. 13 00:02:45,378 --> 00:02:47,278 ''Dude, sing any hymn you know!'' 14 00:02:47,581 --> 00:02:49,572 Now I Iay me down to sIeep... 15 00:02:50,417 --> 00:02:51,850 We're dead meat! 16 00:02:51,952 --> 00:02:53,943 ''If I die before I wake, I pray the Iord my souI to take...'' 17 00:02:54,087 --> 00:02:55,782 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 18 00:02:58,291 --> 00:03:02,455 Go away! Don't foIIow me! You'II get me kiIIed. 19 00:03:03,630 --> 00:03:06,030 Shoo! - Stop! 20 00:03:06,299 --> 00:03:08,824 Shoo! Get Iost! - PIease buddy! 21 00:03:09,236 --> 00:03:11,101 ''I'm outta here! - PIease, Sir!'' 22 00:03:46,339 --> 00:03:50,332 Whoa! You again? Buzz off! 23 00:03:51,344 --> 00:03:54,006 ''PIease..., Taxi! PIease... Don't Ieave me, Taxi.'' 24 00:04:00,453 --> 00:04:02,148 ''Quick, caII the cops!'' 25 00:04:02,422 --> 00:04:04,014 ''Good morning, Sire.'' 26 00:04:04,357 --> 00:04:06,018 WeIcome. Some tea? 27 00:04:08,795 --> 00:04:09,784 Here... 28 00:04:10,363 --> 00:04:13,764 ''How's Iife, Ghanshyam?'' 29 00:04:14,367 --> 00:04:16,164 You? Here? 30 00:04:16,369 --> 00:04:19,361 CaII your wife. TeII her you've been kidnapped. 31 00:04:19,739 --> 00:04:21,730 Two miIIion - cash. Got it? 32 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:23,569 But... 33 00:04:25,178 --> 00:04:27,169 You borrowed money; you didn't return it on time. 34 00:04:29,182 --> 00:04:37,180 ''Circuit, I'd said ''point the gun'', not ''shoot aII over Mumbai!!'' 35 00:04:37,591 --> 00:04:39,183 ChiII out bro! 36 00:04:39,392 --> 00:04:42,054 They're fake buIIets... they just sting! 37 00:04:42,529 --> 00:04:50,527 ''Hey, FIo Jo, at this range even a fake buIIet can do the job! What?'' 38 00:04:52,405 --> 00:04:54,202 Who are you peopIe? 39 00:04:57,811 --> 00:05:01,212 You owe him 2 miIIion: Pay up. Go home. 40 00:05:02,415 --> 00:05:07,011 ''But ManiIaI, you know I paid your brother in time.'' 41 00:05:07,287 --> 00:05:10,848 My brother swindIed haIf the city and fIed to Dubai. 42 00:05:11,424 --> 00:05:16,555 I don't care what deaI you guys had - I want my money. 43 00:05:16,896 --> 00:05:18,659 But it was you who asked me to pay him!! 44 00:05:18,832 --> 00:05:22,768 I don't care! I want my money back. 45 00:05:23,336 --> 00:05:25,964 Hang on... You paid back his brother? 46 00:05:26,373 --> 00:05:28,603 Yes. Ask him. - What does he care...? 47 00:05:28,808 --> 00:05:30,105 Quiet! 48 00:05:34,347 --> 00:05:37,578 ''Dude, you made a big mistake.'' 49 00:05:38,451 --> 00:05:40,248 ''Ghanshyam, go home.'' 50 00:05:46,893 --> 00:05:50,124 ''And you, caII your wife. - But... why?'' 51 00:05:50,363 --> 00:05:53,457 ''Hey, don't fuse my circuit or...'' 52 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,132 you'II be riding home in three different bags! 53 00:05:56,536 --> 00:06:00,233 ''TeII your woman to send 1 miIIion, because you've been kidnapped.'' 54 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:03,074 Why one miIIion?! 55 00:06:03,376 --> 00:06:06,209 Because you were dishonest. 56 00:06:07,414 --> 00:06:11,475 ''My father says, ''Don't be dishonest, and don't toIerate dishonesty.'' 57 00:06:11,818 --> 00:06:14,218 ''Now, caII your wife!'' 58 00:06:21,995 --> 00:06:24,293 Grab him. - Yes brother. 59 00:06:25,498 --> 00:06:26,487 Quiet! 60 00:06:33,506 --> 00:06:37,499 ''TeIegram for MurIi Prasad Sharma! - Open it, quick!'' 61 00:06:39,679 --> 00:06:40,907 When? 62 00:06:41,514 --> 00:06:43,914 ''The evening train, brother. - Damn! We're screwed!'' 63 00:06:44,584 --> 00:06:46,575 ''AaIam, caII Banwari! Move it!!'' 64 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:50,180 ''The boss's oId man is coming, by the 5 o'cIock train...'' 65 00:06:50,457 --> 00:06:52,186 What?! - But he aIways comes in JuIy...? 66 00:06:52,392 --> 00:06:55,520 FooI! He's not the monsoon. He can come whenever. 67 00:06:55,695 --> 00:06:57,856 The Boss's dad is coming! 5 o'cIock! 68 00:07:01,634 --> 00:07:06,196 ''C'mon, hurry up! Move it! We don't have time!'' 69 00:08:43,436 --> 00:08:45,370 ''You're stiII a rookie, chiId.'' 70 00:08:45,538 --> 00:08:47,529 Sorry...Forgive me... It was on the fIoor... 71 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,631 I was returning it... I'm not a pickpocket. 72 00:08:49,843 --> 00:08:53,643 BIoody thief! Pickpocket! Let's beat him! 73 00:08:59,652 --> 00:09:01,984 See how they're beating the poor thing. 74 00:09:03,256 --> 00:09:05,656 What are you doing? Make way! 75 00:09:06,092 --> 00:09:09,084 What are you doing? Leave him! Why are you beating him? 76 00:09:09,662 --> 00:09:13,655 ''He stoIe from me, why are aII of you getting excited?'' 77 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:15,932 I wiII beat this man. Come with me! 78 00:09:16,102 --> 00:09:18,662 ''You don't know these ruffians, sir. - Let us at him, we'II teach him!'' 79 00:09:18,938 --> 00:09:21,270 ''WeII, shouId I...? - No.'' 80 00:09:21,474 --> 00:09:22,998 Do you know who they are? 81 00:09:23,109 --> 00:09:26,101 These are the peopIe of our country. Look at their faces. 82 00:09:28,481 --> 00:09:31,848 Someone's fought with his wife; another's son won't Iisten to him. 83 00:09:32,185 --> 00:09:34,176 ''One's jeaIous of his neighbour's success,'' 84 00:09:34,354 --> 00:09:36,413 and one has had it with his IandIord's demands. 85 00:09:36,689 --> 00:09:40,250 From the government's corruption to the cricket team's defeat... 86 00:09:40,426 --> 00:09:42,360 they're upset about everything. 87 00:09:42,562 --> 00:09:48,023 ''But their anger is siIent, bottIed up. They'II pour it out on you.'' 88 00:09:48,434 --> 00:09:50,698 ShouId I hand you over to them? They'II definiteIy crack your skuII! 89 00:09:50,904 --> 00:09:55,034 No! Forgive me sir! I made a mistake! 90 00:09:56,776 --> 00:09:59,040 Can't see them brother... - Keep Iooking. 91 00:09:59,712 --> 00:10:02,180 ''AIright everyone, he's Iearned his Iesson.'' 92 00:10:02,515 --> 00:10:04,710 Thank you for your heIp. 93 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:13,124 ''Son, it's simpIer to Iive honestIy. Understand?'' 94 00:10:15,395 --> 00:10:17,386 Namaste. - BIess you. 95 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:19,721 Namaste. - Good... God bIess... 96 00:10:20,733 --> 00:10:23,395 What the heII are you doing here? - You know him? 97 00:10:23,736 --> 00:10:25,727 He...no. 98 00:10:26,739 --> 00:10:27,728 Porter! 99 00:10:28,174 --> 00:10:32,543 You're hurt. Come... our son is a doctor. 100 00:10:33,079 --> 00:10:35,741 He's here! 101 00:10:37,984 --> 00:10:40,350 Let's go! Hurry! Hurry! 102 00:10:42,155 --> 00:10:45,556 Hey... you! Watch it! The Iadder! 103 00:10:56,769 --> 00:11:00,102 Hey... I'm hangin' here!! Put it back! HeIp! 104 00:11:10,683 --> 00:11:13,174 Wow! A new signboard? 105 00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:16,113 ''Yes. Was put up right after we got the teIegram.... This way, Ma'am.'' 106 00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:19,055 ''Go ahead, read it.'' 107 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:23,193 ''Read it quickIy, I want to meet my son. Fine! I'II read it.'' 108 00:11:26,899 --> 00:11:29,197 That's his name. Happy? 109 00:11:29,535 --> 00:11:31,526 Read your name? Let's go in. 110 00:11:31,804 --> 00:11:35,205 Even my son ran away from the viIIage. 111 00:11:35,808 --> 00:11:42,145 ''But, unIike you, he worked hard and became a doctor. Let's go.'' 112 00:11:43,983 --> 00:11:47,475 It's what we feared - Lymphosarcoma of the intestines. 113 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:49,811 ''Doc, wiII I Iive?'' 114 00:11:50,156 --> 00:11:55,992 ''Yes, because onIy Dr.MurIi Prasad Sharma knows the cure for this disease.'' 115 00:11:56,229 --> 00:11:57,218 ReaIIy? 116 00:11:57,563 --> 00:11:59,394 ''Father, you're here!'' 117 00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:01,632 ''God bIess you, son.'' 118 00:12:01,901 --> 00:12:04,631 How are you Ma? - Fine. How are you? 119 00:12:04,904 --> 00:12:06,394 Me? Great! 120 00:12:06,572 --> 00:12:10,406 ''Great? He works day and night, ignoring his own heaIth.'' 121 00:12:10,843 --> 00:12:15,644 That's my son! SeIfIessness is the sure way to heaven. 122 00:12:15,848 --> 00:12:16,837 ''Thanks, father.'' 123 00:12:17,016 --> 00:12:20,508 ''Oh, and Iook at this chiId - he's bIeeding.'' 124 00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:23,853 The doctor wiII fix you up. 125 00:12:26,292 --> 00:12:29,853 You...? A doctor?! 126 00:12:31,197 --> 00:12:35,031 ''Dr. Lohanna, it's a deep cut - an emergency - fix it!'' 127 00:12:35,868 --> 00:12:37,199 But... 128 00:12:39,872 --> 00:12:42,534 Don't worry. Dr. Lohanna wiII deaI with him. 129 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:45,867 You must be tired. Go rest. 130 00:12:46,079 --> 00:12:48,877 Seeing you makes us Iess weary. 131 00:12:50,249 --> 00:12:52,012 Shhh... Quiet! 132 00:12:53,086 --> 00:12:55,316 What happened? - They're punching... 133 00:12:55,688 --> 00:12:58,486 Stitching... him up. It's painfuI. 134 00:12:58,825 --> 00:13:02,886 I've brought it! Here! 135 00:13:04,464 --> 00:13:08,298 ''1 miIIion. Let my husband go, pIease!'' 136 00:13:16,042 --> 00:13:17,703 ''Shut up! Remember, Brother's a doctor!'' 137 00:13:25,118 --> 00:13:31,057 ''Sorry madam, if money couId save Iives then the rich wouId never die.'' 138 00:13:33,025 --> 00:13:37,428 ''Circuit, heIp the Iady. - Huh!? ...Yes, doctor.'' 139 00:13:38,064 --> 00:13:39,053 Madam... 140 00:13:39,265 --> 00:13:41,165 But I... - PIease come with me. 141 00:13:41,334 --> 00:13:42,926 Don't worry. Everything wiII be fine 142 00:13:43,936 --> 00:13:49,932 Her husband was so obese the Iiposuction took a week! 143 00:13:50,309 --> 00:13:51,936 Is this aII of it? - Yes 144 00:13:52,078 --> 00:13:54,945 ChiII sis! Go sit in the car. He'II be right out. 145 00:13:55,281 --> 00:13:56,942 Soon...? - Don't you worry! 146 00:13:57,183 --> 00:13:59,174 Goddamn rodent! Beat it! 147 00:13:59,619 --> 00:14:01,610 You carry on son. 148 00:14:02,955 --> 00:14:06,618 ''Hey, didn't we meet the Iast time too?'' 149 00:14:07,627 --> 00:14:10,289 Are you ok? - No it's... 150 00:14:10,897 --> 00:14:12,762 I'm ... I'm... 151 00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:24,635 ''Dr.Monty, take my parents inside, quick.'' 152 00:14:25,378 --> 00:14:27,312 ''Nurse, get me the chIoroform.'' 153 00:14:30,983 --> 00:14:31,972 What? 154 00:14:32,151 --> 00:14:37,987 You over-acting piece of crap... 155 00:14:38,991 --> 00:14:41,323 ''Look at him, what a naturaI!'' 156 00:14:41,994 --> 00:14:44,792 He's been acting for three years and father's never recognised him. 157 00:14:45,932 --> 00:14:48,992 ''Get up, jerk! You're cured. Now, get out!'' 158 00:14:50,002 --> 00:14:51,993 What the heII is going on? 159 00:14:52,338 --> 00:14:55,000 It's a Iong story! Scram! 160 00:15:09,956 --> 00:15:15,019 ''Brother, if it hurts you so much...'' 161 00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:22,023 ...why don't you just teII your father the truth? 162 00:15:24,704 --> 00:15:30,438 ''TeII him, in this city a don gets more respect than any damn doc.'' 163 00:15:33,212 --> 00:15:35,203 He'II die if he gets to know... 164 00:15:37,049 --> 00:15:40,041 ''Its just seven days of drama, Circuit. Let it be.'' 165 00:15:50,162 --> 00:15:53,063 ''Ma, remember when I saw a ghost near the cemetery?'' 166 00:15:53,733 --> 00:15:57,066 And it was Chandu who was sIeepwaIking. 167 00:15:57,570 --> 00:15:59,561 And father had raised his cane... 168 00:15:59,839 --> 00:16:02,399 ''FooI! Why did you go near the cemetery?'' 169 00:16:04,076 --> 00:16:05,873 I was so scared. 170 00:16:06,178 --> 00:16:08,738 Scared? You were shaking! 171 00:16:10,082 --> 00:16:15,076 And you hugged me... And I feIt nothing couId scare me 172 00:16:16,255 --> 00:16:18,883 You used to caII it something...? - The Magic Hug! 173 00:16:19,158 --> 00:16:20,750 The Magic Hug! 174 00:16:29,101 --> 00:16:30,898 Get up. - What...? 175 00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:33,101 Do as I say. 176 00:16:35,107 --> 00:16:36,597 Come here. 177 00:16:39,011 --> 00:16:41,002 ''Now teII me, what's bothering you?'' 178 00:16:42,181 --> 00:16:45,116 ''Ma, if I wasn't a doctor...'' 179 00:16:45,451 --> 00:16:47,783 What are you two up to? 180 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,917 ''Nothing father. Just nostaIgia, about the viIIage...'' 181 00:16:50,122 --> 00:16:53,580 So come back. You are so famous in the viIIage today. 182 00:16:54,126 --> 00:16:57,391 ''The naughtiest kid who became a big doctor in the city!'' 183 00:16:57,930 --> 00:16:59,921 ''He wasn't the naughtiest. - Ah, right.'' 184 00:17:00,132 --> 00:17:05,468 ''It was I who stoIe fruits, set fire to peopIe's trousers... right?'' 185 00:17:15,147 --> 00:17:18,548 'Morning sir! - 'Morning... What's going on? 186 00:17:18,951 --> 00:17:21,317 ''Oh, nothing. They're Ioony bins. How's the Doc?'' 187 00:17:21,587 --> 00:17:23,578 He's fine. How much for a coconut? 188 00:17:23,756 --> 00:17:26,156 WouId I ever accept money from you? 189 00:17:26,492 --> 00:17:28,483 ''WouId you Iike one with water, or a creamy one?'' 190 00:17:28,761 --> 00:17:30,752 Neither...if it's free. 191 00:17:30,963 --> 00:17:32,828 PIease don't do this! - Ok ...I'm off! 192 00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:35,160 ''Stop, sir! I was kidding. PIease...'' 193 00:17:35,968 --> 00:17:36,957 A coconut pIease. 194 00:17:37,169 --> 00:17:39,763 Fifteen bucks for a creamy one and ten for water! 195 00:17:42,975 --> 00:17:44,966 ''Excuse me, do I know you?'' 196 00:17:45,177 --> 00:17:49,614 ''I don't know about that, but I certainIy know you, Dr. Asthana.'' 197 00:17:58,324 --> 00:17:59,985 Mr. Sharma! - Correct! 198 00:18:00,192 --> 00:18:03,184 How are you Mr. Sharma? - You know each other? 199 00:18:03,529 --> 00:18:05,861 Of course. When we finaIIy got a hospitaI... 200 00:18:06,198 --> 00:18:08,189 he was the first doctor to come to the viIIage. 201 00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:10,858 ''He stayed for two years! - Yes, but you, here?'' 202 00:18:11,203 --> 00:18:13,797 My son Munna has a hospitaI here. 203 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,903 Munna's hospitaI? - Yes. 204 00:18:16,142 --> 00:18:18,007 I don't understand. - You don't need to. 205 00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:20,540 Which coconut wouId you Iike? - HoId on. 206 00:18:21,213 --> 00:18:22,942 Munna's a doctor?? 207 00:18:23,282 --> 00:18:27,218 ''Remember, I had toId you my son wouId become a doctor someday?'' 208 00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:30,889 You did sir... now shouId I cut a cream coconut? 209 00:18:31,223 --> 00:18:32,554 Hang on. 210 00:18:33,225 --> 00:18:36,558 ''Surprising...I Iive near by, and I don't know of this hospitaI.'' 211 00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:39,592 Forget about it! What's that got to do with my coconuts? You... 212 00:18:39,899 --> 00:18:42,231 Damn you and your coconuts. Stop it I say. 213 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,231 Lets go to my house. - Sure. 214 00:18:50,643 --> 00:18:55,239 ''So, you say your son's hospitaI is cIose by?'' 215 00:18:55,648 --> 00:18:58,242 But I know aII the doctors around... - Bananas? 216 00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:17,067 ''This standing around, Iaughing IoudIy... what is that?'' 217 00:19:17,269 --> 00:19:18,463 Laughter therapy. 218 00:19:18,671 --> 00:19:23,870 ''If you're tense, or angry, you Iaugh IoudIy...'' 219 00:19:24,276 --> 00:19:26,073 it Iowers the bIood pressure. 220 00:19:26,278 --> 00:19:29,076 But how do you Iaugh when you're tense? - Practice! 221 00:19:29,949 --> 00:19:33,282 ''Look at me. The angrier I get, the harder I Iaugh'' 222 00:19:33,652 --> 00:19:34,880 PIease sit. 223 00:19:37,356 --> 00:19:39,290 PIease get another cup. - Right away. 224 00:19:40,459 --> 00:19:42,893 So where did Munna get his M.B.B.S. degree from? 225 00:19:43,095 --> 00:19:44,858 I don't know. 226 00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:47,089 He was in high schooI when he ran away from home. 227 00:19:47,299 --> 00:19:50,291 It was my fauIt - I was too strict. 228 00:19:50,703 --> 00:19:52,637 I wanted him to be a doctor... 229 00:19:52,872 --> 00:19:55,102 but he kept fIunking. - I remember. 230 00:19:55,307 --> 00:19:59,300 I was so scared that he wouId become a criminaI... 231 00:19:59,512 --> 00:20:02,310 ''but fifteen years Iater he caIIed and said,'' 232 00:20:03,315 --> 00:20:05,647 Father I've become a doctor. 233 00:20:07,052 --> 00:20:10,510 I can't express the joy I feIt. 234 00:20:12,258 --> 00:20:13,316 Tea. 235 00:20:16,495 --> 00:20:18,725 ''Mr. Sharma, good things happen to good peopIe.'' 236 00:20:19,798 --> 00:20:22,323 And how's your daughter Chinki? - Good. 237 00:20:23,335 --> 00:20:25,326 What does she do now? - She's a doctor. 238 00:20:29,341 --> 00:20:34,005 Is she married? - I'm stiII Iooking for a groom - 239 00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:37,008 ''she insists on getting married onIy to a doctor, someone she knows.'' 240 00:20:37,349 --> 00:20:38,873 She's right. 241 00:20:39,351 --> 00:20:43,151 ''WeII, there is a doctor Chinki's known as a chiId.'' 242 00:20:43,622 --> 00:20:47,524 ''Co-incidentaIIy, I have his photo right here.'' 243 00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:56,161 What do you say? 244 00:20:58,304 --> 00:21:02,798 Marriage! Not for me! It'II be a big probIem. 245 00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:06,970 Fine. Lets go Parvati. - Where? 246 00:21:07,313 --> 00:21:12,842 To our viIIage! No one there negates their parents' wishes so merciIessIy. 247 00:21:13,385 --> 00:21:17,719 What is aII this? Mom... - He's right. 248 00:21:18,791 --> 00:21:21,385 My poor IittIe heart had just one Iast wish... 249 00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:23,855 ...to pIay with my grandkids. 250 00:21:24,563 --> 00:21:27,396 Looks Iike I'II die without that joy 251 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,395 ''You're making a mountain out of a moIehiII. Circuit, expIain to them!'' 252 00:21:34,873 --> 00:21:38,138 ''Sir, you see...'' 253 00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:43,746 Brother is so busy 24/7... 254 00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:46,941 the wife wouIdn't understand the pressures of running the hospitaI... 255 00:21:49,421 --> 00:21:51,412 ''UnIess, of course, she was a doctor herseIf.'' 256 00:21:51,757 --> 00:21:56,023 That's true. OnIy a doctor can understand a doctor's pressures. 257 00:21:56,428 --> 00:21:59,226 ExactIy. Father... 258 00:22:01,967 --> 00:22:03,958 Why are you smiIing Iike that? 259 00:22:06,572 --> 00:22:08,972 Mom? You too? 260 00:22:09,241 --> 00:22:11,106 We've found a Iady doctor for you. 261 00:22:11,443 --> 00:22:14,105 And you have an appointment with her tomorrow. 262 00:22:14,446 --> 00:22:16,243 What doctor?! 263 00:22:17,616 --> 00:22:18,708 Chinki. 264 00:22:20,019 --> 00:22:22,453 Chinki! What kind of name is that? 265 00:22:24,456 --> 00:22:26,788 Hang on...That Chinki?! 266 00:22:33,465 --> 00:22:35,456 Brother how is Chinki to Iook at? 267 00:22:36,135 --> 00:22:38,467 ''Like, reaIIy pretty?'' 268 00:22:40,472 --> 00:22:45,466 ''WeII, when we were kids, she was a fatso with two oiIed pigtaiIs,'' 269 00:22:46,145 --> 00:22:48,477 ...and a perenniaI running nose. 270 00:22:50,282 --> 00:22:51,806 We pIayed together a Iot. 271 00:22:52,051 --> 00:22:54,611 ''I'd be the doctor, and she'd be the wife.'' 272 00:22:55,054 --> 00:22:57,989 ''I'd go to the cIinic, she'd stay home and cook.'' 273 00:22:59,024 --> 00:23:02,926 ''WeII then, marriage sounds Iike a good idea.'' 274 00:23:03,495 --> 00:23:05,486 ''Use your head, Circuit!'' 275 00:23:05,964 --> 00:23:08,228 In two days she'II see right through this doctor drama! 276 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:11,230 ''Just say, ''Dude, I'm not a doctor. So bite me!!'' 277 00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:16,164 You taIk Iike a doofus sometimes. Why shouId I ruin her Iife? 278 00:23:18,510 --> 00:23:22,503 ''But Brother, something has to be done. - You're right...'' 279 00:23:23,182 --> 00:23:25,173 Something must be done. 280 00:23:26,552 --> 00:23:28,543 ''Chinki! Munna's phone caII, for you.'' 281 00:23:30,322 --> 00:23:31,311 Munna? 282 00:23:34,259 --> 00:23:35,851 ''Go on, taIk to him.'' 283 00:23:39,598 --> 00:23:43,534 ''Dad, do you mind? - No, I don't mind.'' 284 00:23:44,536 --> 00:23:46,527 TaIk niceIy with him. - OK dad. 285 00:23:46,939 --> 00:23:50,136 ''I'II speak niceIy, I'II marry him niceIy...'' 286 00:23:50,642 --> 00:23:53,543 ''we'II have nice IittIe chiIdren, and they'II caII you grandpa.'' 287 00:23:53,879 --> 00:23:55,540 ''Now, some privacy pIease?'' 288 00:23:56,548 --> 00:23:57,981 ''HeIIo, Chinki?'' 289 00:23:58,183 --> 00:24:00,549 ''Good morning, doctor. You're an earIy riser.'' 290 00:24:00,953 --> 00:24:04,889 No. I haven't sIept aII night. - Why? Was there an emergency? 291 00:24:05,324 --> 00:24:08,725 Damn straight! I'm up shit creek and sinking fast. 292 00:24:12,564 --> 00:24:15,362 Why are you Iaughing? - You're taIking funny. 293 00:24:15,801 --> 00:24:17,166 It's how I speak. 294 00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:22,568 ''Fine, Iet's taIk your taIk then... Wassup?! Gimme the dope on your Iife.'' 295 00:24:22,941 --> 00:24:25,239 ''The buzz is you're a doc now, dude...'' 296 00:24:25,477 --> 00:24:28,571 ''I'm not a doctor. - Like, I know.'' 297 00:24:28,914 --> 00:24:31,576 Say what? - I've known you for ages. 298 00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:36,387 ''You were a IittIe ruffian, and you're stiII the same, bro...'' 299 00:24:36,722 --> 00:24:41,056 ''I'm not a ruffian, babe! I'm a sociaI worker.'' 300 00:24:41,727 --> 00:24:43,592 ''I provide financiaI heIp, get it?'' 301 00:24:43,796 --> 00:24:46,594 Munna! Do you taIk Iike this to your patients as weII? 302 00:24:46,832 --> 00:24:50,268 ''Patients?! I'm serious, Chinki, I'm not a doctor.'' 303 00:24:51,603 --> 00:24:54,265 I don't have time to expIain. 304 00:24:54,606 --> 00:25:01,603 ''When I come over, you reject me - say I'm ugIy - anything.'' 305 00:25:02,414 --> 00:25:07,613 ''And pIease, make sure my father doesn't find out - if he does, he'II die.'' 306 00:25:10,622 --> 00:25:13,284 ''Gotta go. Reject me, OK?'' 307 00:25:19,097 --> 00:25:21,429 Your mother has bought this for you. 308 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,964 You'II Iook regaI in it. 309 00:25:26,371 --> 00:25:29,169 ''Hurry, your mother's ready and waiting.'' 310 00:25:38,450 --> 00:25:41,647 ''Lakshmi, get the sugar separateIy from the tea.'' 311 00:25:43,655 --> 00:25:44,849 What happened? 312 00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:48,983 Someone owes you money? - Money? 313 00:25:49,995 --> 00:25:51,986 Wanna kidnap someone? - What?! 314 00:25:52,397 --> 00:25:55,833 Wanna have someone roughed up? - What nonsense! 315 00:25:56,134 --> 00:25:58,466 Then why is this photo here? 316 00:25:59,104 --> 00:26:00,969 This is Chinki's prospective bridegroom. 317 00:26:01,673 --> 00:26:04,267 She's marrying that gangster - Munna!?! 318 00:26:21,693 --> 00:26:23,354 What happened? 319 00:26:23,729 --> 00:26:25,890 ''Chinki, go to the hospitaI.'' 320 00:26:27,699 --> 00:26:30,031 But... isn't Munna coming? - I forgot to teII you. 321 00:26:30,202 --> 00:26:32,693 It's postponed tiII next week. - But dad... 322 00:26:35,707 --> 00:26:37,937 ''Hurry up, fast! I have some work here.'' 323 00:26:44,783 --> 00:26:47,377 ''Good morning, sir. - Shut up, man! I Iook Iike a dork!'' 324 00:26:47,719 --> 00:26:51,450 Now Iisten - caII me every 5 minutes with an 'emergency'. 325 00:26:51,857 --> 00:26:55,793 ''If I'm not out in 20, get me out.'' 326 00:26:56,728 --> 00:26:59,390 ''ChiII, Brother. Chinki's on it, she'II reject you.'' 327 00:26:59,932 --> 00:27:01,058 ''HeIIo, sir.'' 328 00:27:02,734 --> 00:27:04,395 ''Let's go, son.'' 329 00:27:16,748 --> 00:27:19,080 See? Laughter therapy. 330 00:27:19,952 --> 00:27:22,750 ''Yes, he must be nervous.'' 331 00:27:33,765 --> 00:27:37,257 ''Munna, where did you get your M.B.B.S degree?'' 332 00:27:41,807 --> 00:27:44,105 Doctors' degree... 333 00:27:44,776 --> 00:27:49,110 Err... Dongri MedicaI CoIIege. 334 00:27:52,784 --> 00:27:55,446 What is your speciaIisation? 335 00:27:56,788 --> 00:28:01,054 ''Hands? Feet? Bones? Or, just...the throat?'' 336 00:28:06,798 --> 00:28:09,392 ''Is everything OK? No stress, no mess?'' 337 00:28:09,801 --> 00:28:13,794 ''Right, put him on gIucose, and caII me if there's an emergency, OK?'' 338 00:28:14,106 --> 00:28:15,198 Right. 339 00:28:20,212 --> 00:28:23,978 Your parents are very proud of your achievements. 340 00:28:25,817 --> 00:28:30,220 Do you feeI proud too? - No. I'm just a humbIe man. 341 00:28:31,623 --> 00:28:33,488 You're not proud? 342 00:28:35,994 --> 00:28:37,894 ''Then are you ashamed, doctor?'' 343 00:28:49,374 --> 00:28:51,365 ''TaIk to me. Come on, answer me.'' 344 00:28:51,743 --> 00:28:56,646 When you see pride and happiness on their faces... 345 00:29:05,290 --> 00:29:09,226 No answer... Looks Iike there is a probIem. 346 00:29:09,861 --> 00:29:12,261 ''Let's go, father. I'm not interested in Chinki.'' 347 00:29:12,531 --> 00:29:16,365 You are not interested in her?! Who are you. What are you? 348 00:29:16,935 --> 00:29:18,664 She's a doctor. 349 00:29:20,205 --> 00:29:22,469 Do you know a doctors status! 350 00:29:22,941 --> 00:29:24,101 ''Father, Iet's go!'' 351 00:29:25,310 --> 00:29:28,302 ''Sir, pIease be forthright. What are you impIying?'' 352 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,142 ''Sure, Sir.'' 353 00:29:31,316 --> 00:29:37,050 Your son is a mobster. He kidnaps peopIe for money. 354 00:29:37,522 --> 00:29:41,891 ''If you knew this, then you're a bigger fraud than him;'' 355 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:46,494 ''and if you didn't know, then you're the biggest fooI on Earth!'' 356 00:29:46,698 --> 00:29:48,222 Enough! 357 00:29:49,801 --> 00:29:51,234 That's it. 358 00:29:53,705 --> 00:29:55,900 Munna... is this true? 359 00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:09,510 ''You are a doctor, yes?'' 360 00:30:35,947 --> 00:30:40,179 ''Sir, I beg your forgiveness. I spoke too soon.'' 361 00:30:40,519 --> 00:30:43,352 Doctor! The patient in no. 4 has fainted. Hurry! 362 00:31:07,345 --> 00:31:09,643 At Ieast wear your turban. - How can I? 363 00:31:10,048 --> 00:31:13,643 Munna has stripped us of our dignity. - But he's our son. Forgive him. 364 00:31:14,019 --> 00:31:17,648 ''Enough, Parvati! It takes a Iifetime to earn respect...'' 365 00:31:18,156 --> 00:31:21,990 and your son.... Let's go. 366 00:31:34,105 --> 00:31:40,442 He has never stepped out without his turban. 367 00:31:52,524 --> 00:31:54,515 Why did you do this Munna? 368 00:31:57,229 --> 00:31:59,220 ''I was afraid, Ma.'' 369 00:32:00,298 --> 00:32:02,698 ''After years, when I spoke to him...'' 370 00:32:04,035 --> 00:32:06,697 ''I thought he'd say ''How are you?'' 371 00:32:07,706 --> 00:32:10,539 ''Instead, he asked, What do you do in Mumbai?'' 372 00:32:12,310 --> 00:32:15,040 ''I hope you aren't a no-good ruffian or crook.'' 373 00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:16,779 ''I was scared, Ma.'' 374 00:32:18,116 --> 00:32:21,210 ''Without thinking I said, I'm a doctor.'' 375 00:32:33,064 --> 00:32:34,656 ''Stop him, Ma.'' 376 00:32:37,235 --> 00:32:39,226 He won't stop. 377 00:32:51,983 --> 00:32:55,749 Ma... give me a 'Magic Hug'... 378 00:32:59,991 --> 00:33:02,255 ''Parvati, Iet's Ieave!'' 379 00:33:32,257 --> 00:33:38,924 What did I teII Chinki? I don't want to marry you. 380 00:33:39,597 --> 00:33:43,795 ''Just Iet's not upset my father.'' Right?'' 381 00:33:45,337 --> 00:33:46,668 Correct. 382 00:33:47,639 --> 00:33:49,630 You want to do something about it... - No. 383 00:33:50,141 --> 00:33:53,133 ''She's a chiIdhood buddy, and a doctor too.'' 384 00:33:54,145 --> 00:33:58,138 ''You know, onIy doctors are respected?'' 385 00:33:59,551 --> 00:34:03,544 ''We don't deserve respect, onIy doctors do.'' 386 00:34:09,494 --> 00:34:12,156 BIoody.... Hey! Don't touch the signboard. 387 00:34:12,664 --> 00:34:15,656 My father's name is on it. Hands off! 388 00:34:15,967 --> 00:34:17,434 CaIm down. 389 00:34:17,836 --> 00:34:19,827 Bastards! Don't you dare! 390 00:34:27,178 --> 00:34:29,169 My oId man cried. 391 00:34:30,849 --> 00:34:34,842 ''He'd never cried, and I made him.'' 392 00:34:36,988 --> 00:34:38,979 ''Brother, we aII cried.'' 393 00:34:40,191 --> 00:34:42,182 You know why? 394 00:34:43,194 --> 00:34:46,925 Because I'm not a doctor. 395 00:34:47,866 --> 00:34:49,857 I've upset everyone. 396 00:35:03,014 --> 00:35:06,677 ''Circuit, I'm gonna be a doc too.'' 397 00:35:08,319 --> 00:35:12,813 ''Brother, Iets taIk about it tomorrow.'' 398 00:35:13,224 --> 00:35:16,887 I knew you'd say that... that I'm sIoshed... 399 00:35:17,228 --> 00:35:19,719 I'II forget by tomorrow... 400 00:35:21,232 --> 00:35:25,828 ''Brother, forget it. What's the point? - The point?'' 401 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:31,231 I'II become a doctor and marry Chinki. 402 00:35:31,409 --> 00:35:36,403 And that Dr. Asthana... you don't know what he said. 403 00:35:37,148 --> 00:35:39,912 ''I was there, and I was siIent.'' 404 00:35:41,252 --> 00:35:44,585 I'II show him! I'II be a doctor! 405 00:35:46,324 --> 00:35:51,591 ''Circuit, find out, which is the best medicaI coIIege in Mumbai.'' 406 00:35:58,670 --> 00:36:00,262 Out of the way! 407 00:36:26,531 --> 00:36:28,522 I'II ask this guy. 408 00:36:28,933 --> 00:36:30,924 ''Hey, 'Safari Suit' - What?'' 409 00:36:31,302 --> 00:36:34,294 ''Whom does one see for admission? - FiII the form, over there.'' 410 00:36:35,306 --> 00:36:37,103 Who's the patient? - No one. 411 00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:39,366 Then who's to be admitted? - Brother. 412 00:36:39,577 --> 00:36:41,101 What's wrong with him? - Nothing. 413 00:36:41,312 --> 00:36:43,109 Then why admit him? - He wants to be a doctor. 414 00:36:43,248 --> 00:36:44,579 Who? - Brother! 415 00:36:44,749 --> 00:36:46,740 He's taIking about me! 416 00:36:48,319 --> 00:36:50,651 ''Yeah, right. And I want to become the heaIth minister.'' 417 00:36:51,389 --> 00:36:53,050 BIoody jerk-off! 418 00:36:53,324 --> 00:36:56,725 ''Enough of your crap. Now, whom do we meet?'' 419 00:36:57,328 --> 00:37:02,322 You want to become doctor... meet the dean 420 00:37:02,834 --> 00:37:04,324 What's a 'dean'? 421 00:37:04,502 --> 00:37:07,994 ''Errr...the headmaster, Iike, a coIIege principaI.'' 422 00:37:08,339 --> 00:37:11,001 He's in charge of admissions. - Where is he? 423 00:37:11,342 --> 00:37:13,139 ''In the Operation theatre, upstairs.'' 424 00:37:24,355 --> 00:37:26,516 Who's the dean here? - How did you get in? 425 00:37:26,758 --> 00:37:28,749 Are you the dean? - Rustom get them out. 426 00:37:30,762 --> 00:37:34,357 ''Look, I'II heIp you. Let's step outside first.'' 427 00:37:48,046 --> 00:37:49,946 You want admission? What were your H.S.C. scores? 428 00:37:51,382 --> 00:37:52,644 Say what? - High schooI... 429 00:37:52,784 --> 00:37:56,550 How much did you score? - How much do you need for admission? 430 00:37:56,788 --> 00:38:00,121 At Ieast ninety percent! - That's what I got. 431 00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:02,983 Right. We'II have a certificate by tonight - no tension. 432 00:38:03,194 --> 00:38:05,890 ''OK, then you must sit for a pre-medicaI entrance exam.'' 433 00:38:06,397 --> 00:38:09,389 ''If you pass, you're in.'' 434 00:38:09,767 --> 00:38:12,395 ''But, who wants admission?'' 435 00:38:12,737 --> 00:38:16,833 Is this exam necessary? - Of course! It is compuIsory. 436 00:38:17,408 --> 00:38:21,401 You took it? - ObviousIy! And I topped! 437 00:38:21,779 --> 00:38:23,770 Very good. ExceIIent. 438 00:38:26,417 --> 00:38:28,817 ''Hey, what's your name? - Dr. Rustom Pavri!'' 439 00:38:29,153 --> 00:38:30,984 Where do you Iive? - Dadar Parsi CoIony! 440 00:38:31,089 --> 00:38:32,681 Don't you have to get back to the operation? 441 00:38:32,824 --> 00:38:35,759 I've to prepare for my exam now. PIease go! 442 00:38:41,766 --> 00:38:45,896 ''Brother, my mum used to say, eat curd and sugar before an exam...'' 443 00:38:46,437 --> 00:38:50,430 you'II get good marks. - This is wrong! 444 00:38:50,775 --> 00:38:53,437 ''Dump the tension, dude. Dress him quickIy, Rambo.'' 445 00:38:53,778 --> 00:38:56,246 ''Hey pops, the bIack one. - No, I want the queen!'' 446 00:39:01,119 --> 00:39:06,887 ''Hey Rusty, your dad's nuts about the queen.'' 447 00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:08,524 This is wrong! 448 00:39:08,693 --> 00:39:11,958 ''Dump the tension, dude. Your pop is with us.'' 449 00:39:12,864 --> 00:39:15,128 Go and take the exam. 450 00:39:15,933 --> 00:39:19,733 ''Go confidentIy, Iike Brother Munna. - What if I'm caught out?'' 451 00:39:20,004 --> 00:39:22,996 ''You're asking for it, stooge. - Oh my!'' 452 00:39:23,541 --> 00:39:25,975 ''Brother, he's a duffer. - I'm teIIing you, we'II be caught.'' 453 00:39:26,210 --> 00:39:29,805 ''Doc, get a move on. I don't Iike being Iate for an exam.'' 454 00:39:30,581 --> 00:39:33,482 You saw his certificate - ninety eight percent in high schooI. 455 00:39:33,918 --> 00:39:36,148 AII you have to do is the entrance exam. So quit your moaning. 456 00:39:36,487 --> 00:39:38,478 Here's your ID card. Put him in a taxi! 457 00:39:38,823 --> 00:39:40,484 ''PIease, no! - Move it!'' 458 00:39:41,492 --> 00:39:43,289 ''Remember: You pass, or we kick arse.'' 459 00:39:57,442 --> 00:39:59,103 ''Your turn, Pops.'' 460 00:40:00,778 --> 00:40:04,976 PIay carom; drink juice - that's the good Iife! 461 00:40:15,526 --> 00:40:19,189 ''Pops, why are you after the queen?'' 462 00:40:19,530 --> 00:40:21,521 Because she is mine! 463 00:40:26,704 --> 00:40:29,901 ''Done, sir. - That was fast!'' 464 00:40:47,492 --> 00:40:48,322 Papa. 465 00:41:36,607 --> 00:41:39,599 Brother! Brother! 466 00:41:43,614 --> 00:41:46,947 ''Brother, the resuIts are out! You topped!'' 467 00:41:48,619 --> 00:41:50,951 Have some sweets to ceIebrate. - PIease have some... 468 00:41:53,057 --> 00:41:56,151 ''Brother, what's wrong?'' 469 00:42:04,168 --> 00:42:06,159 ''Nanavati HospitaI, I'm on my way!'' 470 00:42:06,637 --> 00:42:08,434 ''LeeIavati HospitaI, I'm off today!'' 471 00:42:08,639 --> 00:42:10,436 ''JJ HospitaI, hoId your horses, man!'' 472 00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:12,699 ''What's that? Breach Candy HospitaI?,'' 473 00:42:13,044 --> 00:42:16,445 ''hoId on, hoId on ... I'm a busy man!'' 474 00:42:53,084 --> 00:43:00,081 M is for the Master of Masters 475 00:43:00,858 --> 00:43:08,094 B is for Bohemian Doctor 476 00:43:08,866 --> 00:43:16,102 B is for BriIIiant Actor 477 00:43:22,713 --> 00:43:25,978 S is for the SIickest Character 478 00:43:26,717 --> 00:43:30,175 I make the twisted straight 479 00:43:30,721 --> 00:43:34,213 I make the simpIe great 480 00:43:34,892 --> 00:43:42,128 ''I make you Iaugh if you're down Or turn your smiIe into a frown'' 481 00:43:44,735 --> 00:43:48,068 ''My styIe, my smiIe'' 482 00:43:50,741 --> 00:43:54,074 ''Might make your heart crack, crack, crack!'' 483 00:43:54,745 --> 00:43:56,736 ''Ooh! What's your name, dude?'' 484 00:43:57,081 --> 00:43:59,072 ''Ooh! What's your name, dude?'' 485 00:43:59,750 --> 00:44:02,150 My name...? Haven't you heard yet!? 486 00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:05,753 ''Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!'' 487 00:44:42,793 --> 00:44:44,590 My degree's A1 488 00:44:44,895 --> 00:44:46,260 Tops! 489 00:44:46,697 --> 00:44:48,164 Say what? 490 00:44:50,601 --> 00:44:54,367 ''My bride's gonna be hot, hot, hot'' 491 00:44:58,576 --> 00:45:01,807 Love wiII be aII around 492 00:45:02,380 --> 00:45:06,043 Our hearts wiII beat and pound 493 00:45:06,450 --> 00:45:10,045 We wiII be the worId's envy 494 00:45:10,454 --> 00:45:14,151 ''But we won't care, because, you see'' 495 00:45:16,894 --> 00:45:20,295 ''This dream, our dream,'' 496 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,163 ''won't break, break, break!'' 497 00:45:26,470 --> 00:45:28,461 ''Oh! What's your name, dude?'' 498 00:45:28,706 --> 00:45:30,435 ''Oh! What's your name, dude?'' 499 00:45:30,841 --> 00:45:33,639 My name? You haven't heard yet!? 500 00:45:34,078 --> 00:45:37,844 ''Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!'' 501 00:46:07,945 --> 00:46:10,880 ''Hey, move this stuff, man! Move it, make it quick, man!'' 502 00:46:30,901 --> 00:46:34,064 ''Ten or twenty bypasses a day - no tension!'' 503 00:46:34,438 --> 00:46:36,565 ''Too easy, bro!'' 504 00:46:38,642 --> 00:46:42,237 ''I'II forget eat and drink - no tension!'' 505 00:46:46,917 --> 00:46:49,909 In doIIars wiII be my pay 506 00:46:50,354 --> 00:46:54,120 The waIIet wiII sing everyday 507 00:46:54,692 --> 00:46:58,321 I'II dance and make the others too 508 00:46:58,729 --> 00:47:01,926 They'II do the disco in a pink tutu 509 00:47:02,733 --> 00:47:06,499 ''We wiII find our Eden, and hey'' 510 00:47:06,937 --> 00:47:10,202 A new song it'II be everyday 511 00:47:10,541 --> 00:47:14,534 ''To cooI bars, in new cars,'' 512 00:47:15,079 --> 00:47:18,446 We wiII make our merry way 513 00:47:20,951 --> 00:47:24,546 ''The girIs Oh with their IoveIy curIs'' 514 00:47:26,957 --> 00:47:30,290 ''WiII be weIcome For a free heart check, check, check!!'' 515 00:47:30,761 --> 00:47:32,626 ''Hey! What's your name, dude?'' 516 00:47:32,830 --> 00:47:34,957 ''Hey! What's your name, dude?'' 517 00:47:35,299 --> 00:47:37,961 My name? You haven't heard yet?! 518 00:47:38,602 --> 00:47:41,969 Brother Munna MBBS! 519 00:47:58,189 --> 00:48:00,987 ''Brother, eat your meaIs on time. - And write to us.'' 520 00:48:01,992 --> 00:48:05,587 Is this a bride's send-off?! - But... we'II miss you. 521 00:48:05,996 --> 00:48:07,896 ''HandIe these Ioonies, Circuit. - Carry on, Brother.'' 522 00:48:08,065 --> 00:48:10,329 Move it 'Drama Company'... March! 523 00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:29,450 ''Hey, what's wrong with him? - Attempted suicide - he ate poison.'' 524 00:48:30,020 --> 00:48:32,011 Then why is he Iying here - take him inside! 525 00:48:32,256 --> 00:48:34,247 His mom has stiII to fiII the form. 526 00:48:36,026 --> 00:48:37,516 PIease hurry! 527 00:48:41,031 --> 00:48:43,693 Doc... He's dying. Do something. 528 00:48:43,934 --> 00:48:46,027 Sorry. Take him to CasuaIty. I'm off duty. 529 00:48:51,108 --> 00:48:54,703 ''For an 'attempted suicide' case, a poIice form must be fiIIed first.'' 530 00:48:57,948 --> 00:49:00,178 What if I 'attempted murder' you - 531 00:49:00,317 --> 00:49:03,445 ''wiII the hospitaI save you or fiII a form first, huh?!'' 532 00:49:06,056 --> 00:49:07,318 CarefuI. 533 00:49:09,460 --> 00:49:11,052 Over here. 534 00:49:12,096 --> 00:49:14,064 PIease wait here. 535 00:49:16,066 --> 00:49:17,795 Is he your boy? - Yes. 536 00:49:18,068 --> 00:49:21,504 Dump the tension. They'II get aII the junk out of him in no time. 537 00:49:22,172 --> 00:49:23,662 ''Who are you, dear boy?'' 538 00:49:23,874 --> 00:49:26,741 MurIi Prasad Sharma. First year. Entrance exam topper. 539 00:49:27,177 --> 00:49:31,739 ''I gotta run to cIass. If the doc bugs you, caII me.'' 540 00:49:32,082 --> 00:49:33,879 Keep working on him Doc! 541 00:49:50,267 --> 00:49:51,427 What? 542 00:49:52,102 --> 00:49:54,593 Where is the first year cIassroom? - Why? 543 00:49:55,306 --> 00:49:56,637 What 'why'? 544 00:49:57,107 --> 00:49:58,904 Why are you Iooking for the cIassroom? 545 00:49:59,109 --> 00:50:02,101 Because I'm Iate. - For what? 546 00:50:02,913 --> 00:50:07,509 The cIass. Today is my first day. - But what wiII you do in the cIassroom? 547 00:50:08,452 --> 00:50:10,215 I'm a student. 548 00:50:12,189 --> 00:50:13,281 Student? 549 00:50:13,457 --> 00:50:16,722 Entrance exam topper.... Where's the cIass. 550 00:50:22,132 --> 00:50:25,465 Where's the cIass. - You're a student? 551 00:50:28,539 --> 00:50:30,734 I'II teII you what... what's your name? 552 00:50:33,310 --> 00:50:34,800 Dr. Suman. 553 00:50:35,279 --> 00:50:37,747 ''Dump the tension, I'II find the cIassroom myseIf.'' 554 00:50:41,151 --> 00:50:43,949 ''Where's the first-year cIass? - Straight, then Ieft...'' 555 00:50:53,163 --> 00:50:54,960 Good Morning sir! 556 00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:11,169 What's up? 557 00:51:33,604 --> 00:51:35,868 I Iike to teII you... 558 00:51:37,141 --> 00:51:42,545 The country's best doctors have studied in this very haII. 559 00:51:43,147 --> 00:51:46,207 They sat on these very benches. 560 00:51:46,884 --> 00:51:49,375 Just Iike you are sitting. 561 00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:52,621 ''Circuit, you had to seIect this coIIege, didn't you!'' 562 00:51:53,223 --> 00:51:59,822 You shouId be proud that you are to be a part of the 150-year-oId institution. 563 00:52:00,164 --> 00:52:02,632 ''He's right here, yapping about something.'' 564 00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:11,639 Which one of you wants to be a good doctor? 565 00:52:19,983 --> 00:52:21,974 Do you think you'II be a good doctor? 566 00:52:25,422 --> 00:52:28,585 ''Why, what's speciaI about you?'' 567 00:52:31,595 --> 00:52:34,587 I beIieve I can feeI the patients suffering. 568 00:52:34,998 --> 00:52:38,263 ''I want to treat them as friends, not just as patients.'' 569 00:52:44,708 --> 00:52:48,269 In my 25-year career I haven't befriended a singIe patient. 570 00:52:49,279 --> 00:52:54,273 ''I have not feIt their pain, just cured it.'' 571 00:53:14,805 --> 00:53:17,296 See this hand...Rock steady. 572 00:53:18,742 --> 00:53:23,645 ''It's done thousands of operations, but it never shook.'' 573 00:53:24,314 --> 00:53:30,685 ''But if I were to operate on my daughter, it wiII shake for sure.'' 574 00:53:31,889 --> 00:53:36,326 Why? Because I Iove my daughter. 575 00:53:38,328 --> 00:53:43,322 ''Friendship, empathy, attachment- these are weaknesses for a doctor.'' 576 00:53:45,869 --> 00:53:48,337 For the next five years... 577 00:53:49,406 --> 00:53:57,336 ''...you'II be taught that a patient is just a sick body, nothing eIse.'' 578 00:54:07,691 --> 00:54:12,492 If someone is dying outside the CasuaIty Ward is it necessary to fiII a form? 579 00:54:21,371 --> 00:54:23,771 Your cIasses start tomorrow at 8:00 AM. Thank you very much. 580 00:54:39,389 --> 00:54:41,789 I don't get it! How did he get so far? 581 00:54:51,401 --> 00:54:54,393 ''Dad, it's OK! Why do you get so excited?'' 582 00:54:54,805 --> 00:54:57,797 I am not excited! Do you know who he is? 583 00:54:58,408 --> 00:55:00,740 A thug! The don of our area! 584 00:55:02,746 --> 00:55:04,077 Hang on... 585 00:55:05,482 --> 00:55:08,417 ''he hasn't seen you here, has he? - Yes, he did.'' 586 00:55:09,586 --> 00:55:11,213 Did he recognise you? 587 00:55:12,322 --> 00:55:15,223 Of course not. He's never seen me before. 588 00:55:19,429 --> 00:55:22,023 He shouId never know that you're my daughter. Understand? 589 00:55:24,534 --> 00:55:26,764 Nobody shouId know that Suman is my daughter! 590 00:55:35,846 --> 00:55:38,440 ''Brother, why do you want to Iive in the hosteI?'' 591 00:55:39,449 --> 00:55:41,713 ''Excuse me bro, where is no. 12? - Right here.'' 592 00:55:44,554 --> 00:55:48,456 What the...! This room ends before it begins. 593 00:55:48,925 --> 00:55:53,123 Do you know why God sent me to this particuIar coIIege? 594 00:55:53,797 --> 00:55:55,788 God certainIy didn't teII me. 595 00:55:56,133 --> 00:56:01,036 ''God said, ''Go, settIe the score with the man who made your father cry.'' 596 00:56:01,505 --> 00:56:02,733 ''Right said, Brother.'' 597 00:56:02,839 --> 00:56:05,137 ''You've discussed it with God, then it's settIed.'' 598 00:56:05,475 --> 00:56:07,204 ''FeIIas, move the stuff in.'' 599 00:56:07,477 --> 00:56:11,470 ''Brother, I say we move this waII and take over the next room -'' 600 00:56:11,715 --> 00:56:15,151 we'II get more space here. Keep the TV on the tabIe. 601 00:56:15,485 --> 00:56:19,148 ''Brother, Iets break this waII too - we'II move the neighbour and...'' 602 00:56:19,489 --> 00:56:22,151 ''buiId you a nice, big bathroom, jacuzzi...Here.'' 603 00:56:22,659 --> 00:56:24,650 Keep the bags down. 604 00:56:24,995 --> 00:56:28,487 ''Yo, buzzy-bee, move your bag. The air conditioner goes there....'' 605 00:56:30,901 --> 00:56:32,163 ''Refrigerator, here.'' 606 00:56:32,502 --> 00:56:35,164 ''Brother, watch how I jazz up this room.'' 607 00:56:36,506 --> 00:56:38,736 Excuse me. WiII you stay here as weII? 608 00:56:39,009 --> 00:56:42,172 ''Yes, I'II sIeep in the fridge. Shut up!'' 609 00:56:42,512 --> 00:56:46,505 ''Dump the tension, Circuit.'' 610 00:56:47,517 --> 00:56:49,314 ''Yo, buzzy-bee, come here.'' 611 00:56:52,522 --> 00:56:55,082 What's your name? - Nagarajan Swami 612 00:56:55,525 --> 00:56:59,518 ''Look Swami, reIax! Grab a coId drink, watch TV, and enjoy.'' 613 00:56:59,963 --> 00:57:03,524 What is mine is yours... except for my underwear! 614 00:57:13,877 --> 00:57:17,540 ''Strip, then I'II teII you. - Look, ragging is not aIIowed!'' 615 00:57:17,981 --> 00:57:21,712 Of course it's aIIowed. Who said it isn't? WaIk this way... 616 00:57:31,928 --> 00:57:33,225 Shake it baby! 617 00:57:40,737 --> 00:57:42,728 ''Doctors, introduce yourseIves!'' 618 00:57:44,574 --> 00:57:47,304 ''I'm Dr. P.P. Ashok. - Hey, bIack undy, come on!'' 619 00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,777 Dr. Mahesh KripIani 620 00:57:51,982 --> 00:57:54,576 ''No, no, pIease! My pants!'' 621 00:57:55,018 --> 00:57:57,179 Hey! Is this ragging? 622 00:57:59,589 --> 00:58:00,749 I'm Dr. AniI Davda 623 00:58:00,924 --> 00:58:02,915 This is fun. 624 00:58:04,528 --> 00:58:07,588 ''Hey, I wanna do this too.'' 625 00:58:09,766 --> 00:58:11,757 I'm Dr. MurIi Prasad Sharma. 626 00:58:26,616 --> 00:58:28,607 What eIse? - That's enough. 627 00:58:28,852 --> 00:58:30,615 Ragging's over. 628 00:58:31,621 --> 00:58:33,612 Hey 'dispensary'! Cut the crap. 629 00:58:34,124 --> 00:58:37,616 ''Brother said to rag him, means you rag him.'' 630 00:58:39,095 --> 00:58:41,620 ''Hey Swami, you rag'em. I wanna watch.'' 631 00:58:42,833 --> 00:58:45,358 ''Dump the tension, dude... I'm here.'' 632 00:59:15,665 --> 00:59:19,829 Have some chickpeas - they're good for your bones. Lots of caIcium. 633 00:59:21,004 --> 00:59:23,666 Let me study. I came second in the entrance exams. 634 00:59:23,974 --> 00:59:26,340 How do you think I got the first pIace...? 635 00:59:26,676 --> 00:59:28,667 By eating chickpeas. Have some. 636 00:59:38,688 --> 00:59:41,680 ''I asked a question yesterday, you haven't answered yet.'' 637 00:59:44,394 --> 00:59:45,383 C'mon dude! 638 00:59:47,697 --> 00:59:51,030 How can a dying man be expected to fiII a form! 639 00:59:51,434 --> 00:59:54,096 ''And if he dies whiIe fiIIing it, who's responsibIe?'' 640 00:59:56,306 --> 00:59:57,295 Say what! 641 00:59:57,507 --> 00:59:59,168 Get out! - Why 'get out'? 642 00:59:59,709 --> 01:00:03,702 ''I topped, and I paid the fees - I ain't going nowhere!'' 643 01:00:07,884 --> 01:00:10,876 If this man doesn't Ieave at once... 644 01:00:11,888 --> 01:00:14,516 then there wiII be no more Iectures on Anatomy this year. 645 01:00:17,727 --> 01:00:19,058 Munna! Go! 646 01:00:19,296 --> 01:00:20,729 Go! Go! 647 01:00:24,267 --> 01:00:26,064 Fine. Fine! I'II Ieave. 648 01:00:26,269 --> 01:00:29,067 Why shouId anyone eIse Iose out. 649 01:00:33,743 --> 01:00:36,143 ''Hey Swami...pay attention, and teach me Iater.'' 650 01:00:37,747 --> 01:00:39,738 Gimme the chickpeas! 651 01:00:43,486 --> 01:00:45,750 ''Dump the tension, dude. Have some chickpeas.'' 652 01:00:46,656 --> 01:00:48,419 ''No? CooI, more for me.'' 653 01:00:59,836 --> 01:01:02,430 ''Circuit, man, I reaIIy twisted the dean's knickers today.'' 654 01:01:02,772 --> 01:01:04,763 He got pissed-off and asked me to get out! 655 01:01:05,008 --> 01:01:11,572 ''I said, ''Why get out? I've paid my fees.'' He was about to cry!'' 656 01:01:12,782 --> 01:01:16,115 Why are you making a racket? - Why shouIdn't I? 657 01:01:16,786 --> 01:01:19,778 It's my father-in-Iaw's coIIege; I'II get it as dowry. 658 01:01:20,290 --> 01:01:23,123 Why aren't you in cIass? - My dear father-in-Iaw... 659 01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:26,295 ''J dot Asthana, threw me out.'' 660 01:01:26,796 --> 01:01:30,459 ''He's pissed-off, because I topped.'' 661 01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,791 You must have done something! 662 01:01:33,036 --> 01:01:36,597 ''I just asked a simpIe question, he toId me to beat it.'' 663 01:01:37,073 --> 01:01:40,474 ''Both father and daughter are the same- you speak poIiteIy, and...'' 664 01:01:40,744 --> 01:01:42,473 What did she do? 665 01:01:42,812 --> 01:01:45,372 I made a smaII request: that she keep quiet. 666 01:01:45,749 --> 01:01:48,149 But she's Iike her father. 667 01:01:49,219 --> 01:01:52,154 She busted me in front of my parents. 668 01:01:55,492 --> 01:01:57,153 ''Hang on, what's your name?'' 669 01:01:58,828 --> 01:02:01,820 Dr. Suman...dump the tension. 670 01:02:02,232 --> 01:02:05,429 It's a Iong story- some other time. Gotta go now. 671 01:02:07,837 --> 01:02:10,169 ''Like I was saying, the baIdy was aII fIustered.'' 672 01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:13,837 This is the beginning. You just wait and watch what I do. 673 01:02:17,647 --> 01:02:22,641 ''First, starting from the neck, make an incision down the centre.'' 674 01:02:32,028 --> 01:02:33,859 Ew! It stinks! 675 01:02:37,867 --> 01:02:39,732 Out of the way! I can't see. 676 01:02:41,004 --> 01:02:43,268 Why don't you get a body of your own. 677 01:02:56,352 --> 01:02:57,876 Who dat? - Your pop 678 01:02:58,288 --> 01:03:02,884 Brother! How are you? - I need a body. 679 01:03:05,695 --> 01:03:10,564 ''Whose body? - Like, for dissection.'' 680 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,628 ''Brother, where do I find such a body?'' 681 01:03:13,970 --> 01:03:16,268 How wouId I know? Just find one. 682 01:03:16,906 --> 01:03:18,897 ''Dump the tension, Brother. You concentrate on your studies.'' 683 01:03:19,242 --> 01:03:22,075 I'II organize the body. 684 01:03:24,914 --> 01:03:26,711 Brother! I found a body. 685 01:03:26,983 --> 01:03:29,577 WiII an imported one do? - Yeah. Just get it quick. 686 01:03:29,919 --> 01:03:31,443 ''10 minutes, Brother.'' 687 01:03:32,322 --> 01:03:35,257 ''Butkya, get a sack. - Right away.'' 688 01:03:41,998 --> 01:03:45,934 ''Yo, chiIIi chicken, wanna cIick an ambuIance. It's a 5-star modeI.'' 689 01:03:52,942 --> 01:03:55,934 ''Poor, hungry peopIe - They are inside the ambuIance.'' 690 01:03:59,015 --> 01:04:01,449 ''BIoody hakka noodIe, come in from abroad...'' 691 01:04:01,618 --> 01:04:04,280 ''and onIy see naked, hungry peopIe. You don't see Taj MahaI,'' 692 01:04:06,689 --> 01:04:08,350 ''WiII this bag do, brother?'' 693 01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:14,487 WiII I foId him and then fit him in this? How taII are you? 694 01:04:17,967 --> 01:04:19,958 ''Get a 6-feet bag You, come with me.'' 695 01:04:20,136 --> 01:04:22,627 You don't want to see Taj MahaI? I'II show you hungry Indian. 696 01:04:22,972 --> 01:04:25,304 ''Very nice. Get in, son of a...'' 697 01:04:38,454 --> 01:04:40,979 ''Brother, check it out, we've got the body.'' 698 01:04:47,664 --> 01:04:48,995 AbsoIuteIy fresh. 699 01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:52,331 Where did you find him? 700 01:04:52,502 --> 01:04:54,493 He was standing right outside the house. 701 01:05:01,010 --> 01:05:02,500 It's a ghost! - You? 702 01:05:23,032 --> 01:05:24,829 What was I to do? 703 01:05:25,034 --> 01:05:28,299 ''There are 50 students to a body, you can't see diddIy-squat!'' 704 01:05:28,705 --> 01:05:31,697 AII I've seen in four days is the fingers. 705 01:05:33,042 --> 01:05:37,035 ''I wanna be a compIete doctor, not a finger speciaIist...'' 706 01:05:37,447 --> 01:05:40,041 ...who doesn't know what's up with the knees. 707 01:05:42,719 --> 01:05:45,051 ''And he said, ''get your own body''.'' 708 01:05:48,057 --> 01:05:50,048 ''He wants a body to himseIf, so give it to him.'' 709 01:05:50,260 --> 01:05:52,592 He wishes to Iearn. What's wrong with that? 710 01:05:59,869 --> 01:06:04,397 ''Now, pIease show me... heart, kidneys, Iungs, intestines.'' 711 01:06:09,145 --> 01:06:15,084 It's not a dagger. HoId it Iike a pen. Take your time. 712 01:07:00,797 --> 01:07:05,461 ''Admit him, and Iet him know that I fiIIed in his form.'' 713 01:07:13,142 --> 01:07:14,666 He's conscious. 714 01:07:19,148 --> 01:07:21,139 ''Brother, what happened to you?'' 715 01:07:22,151 --> 01:07:26,554 Nothing. I didn't eat Iast night... 716 01:07:27,156 --> 01:07:29,818 woke up earIy for the dean's Iecture... 717 01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:33,151 and I forgot to have breakfast.... 718 01:07:34,597 --> 01:07:38,590 And there was water on the marbIe fIoor... 719 01:07:39,001 --> 01:07:42,164 ''Nobody cIeans up around here... It's very dangerous, Ms. Suman.'' 720 01:07:42,505 --> 01:07:44,496 It happens. Rest. 721 01:07:47,610 --> 01:07:50,841 ''How are you now? - I'm fine, ma'am. How's our hero?'' 722 01:07:52,181 --> 01:07:57,847 I don't know. This was his second attempt at suicide. 723 01:07:58,988 --> 01:08:00,979 And he won't taIk to anyone. 724 01:08:04,193 --> 01:08:06,525 ''Dump the tension, ma'am. Where is he?'' 725 01:08:09,198 --> 01:08:11,996 ''Your mom is crying in front of you, aren't you ashamed?'' 726 01:08:12,201 --> 01:08:14,192 Don't scoId him. - Why not! 727 01:08:16,205 --> 01:08:18,799 ''You wanna die? Then do it right, finish it.'' 728 01:08:19,275 --> 01:08:22,210 SIeeping piIIs are a haIf measure. 729 01:08:22,612 --> 01:08:25,547 Take a knife to your throat and sIit it. 730 01:08:26,215 --> 01:08:30,811 ''TiII then, don't pity yourseIf. - I don't pity myseIf!'' 731 01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:33,714 ''MurIi, Iie down. - Hang on, Ms. Suman.'' 732 01:08:34,223 --> 01:08:36,555 Kids today don't have an ounce of courage. 733 01:08:37,894 --> 01:08:42,228 ''And you've spoiIt him, ma'am, hanging on every teardrop of his.'' 734 01:08:42,632 --> 01:08:45,829 He has to toughen up. - PIease be quiet. 735 01:08:46,302 --> 01:08:48,896 You don't know what I've been through! - What? 736 01:08:49,906 --> 01:08:53,239 FaiIed your exams? Got dumped by a girI? 737 01:08:53,676 --> 01:08:55,667 Strapped for cash? 738 01:08:57,246 --> 01:08:59,578 ''A girI! Got dumped, right?'' 739 01:09:04,454 --> 01:09:08,584 ''Hey, Circuit, who'd marry such a cry baby?'' 740 01:09:09,258 --> 01:09:11,920 Was out to kiII himseIf over a six-month romance. 741 01:09:12,361 --> 01:09:17,264 Your mom's Ioved you for years; can't you stay aIive for her? 742 01:09:19,268 --> 01:09:23,261 What do you know about Iove? - True. 743 01:09:25,074 --> 01:09:29,943 ''What does a goon Iike me know about Iove,'' 744 01:09:30,713 --> 01:09:33,614 Loaf around to kiII time 745 01:09:35,084 --> 01:09:39,077 ''Eat and drink, five to nine! I'm fine!'' 746 01:09:40,289 --> 01:09:44,089 So why faII in Iove? Why? 747 01:09:45,761 --> 01:09:50,698 ''But then one day, Sophia waIked my way'' 748 01:09:59,175 --> 01:10:04,636 ''My head was in a strange condition, my heart revved without ignition'' 749 01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:14,651 ''Dude, what a face!! ... and whatchamacaIIit ...'' 750 01:10:16,425 --> 01:10:20,327 yeah - tresses! What tresses! 751 01:10:22,532 --> 01:10:26,468 She moved Iike the wind... 752 01:10:28,337 --> 01:10:32,000 ''traffic stopped if her eyes just bIinked'' 753 01:10:34,343 --> 01:10:36,903 ''I thought I'd found my home, said'' 754 01:10:37,346 --> 01:10:40,338 ''Dude, I found my Iove, my church in Rome!'' 755 01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:52,825 ''AII day I'd stand underneath her window'' 756 01:10:52,962 --> 01:10:54,759 ''No fights, no brawIs'' 757 01:10:54,997 --> 01:10:57,090 ''No squabbIes with Aziz, no scraps with Usman...'' 758 01:10:57,466 --> 01:10:59,866 I was numb! 759 01:11:02,905 --> 01:11:05,465 She was the one... 760 01:11:05,808 --> 01:11:08,368 you didn't whistIe... 761 01:11:14,183 --> 01:11:16,777 ''at the one, our eyes met...'' 762 01:11:17,186 --> 01:11:19,381 you didn't wink at 763 01:11:25,394 --> 01:11:27,385 ''My buddies Iooked Iike they'd been bombed'' 764 01:11:27,530 --> 01:11:30,522 ''Said, Dude, pIease don't teII us you've reformed!'' 765 01:11:41,744 --> 01:11:45,407 ''Then one day KaIIan saw her and said'' 766 01:11:45,715 --> 01:11:47,410 ''Woah! Look! She's a perfect eIeven!'' 767 01:11:47,583 --> 01:11:49,414 I Iost my head... 768 01:11:53,089 --> 01:11:54,215 and said... 769 01:11:54,423 --> 01:11:56,653 ''Come here punk, I'II show you heaven'' 770 01:11:57,159 --> 01:12:00,651 ''He got washed, rinsed and dry cIeaned that day'' 771 01:12:00,896 --> 01:12:04,764 ''StiII runs away Iike I'm a bad omen, his doomsday!'' 772 01:12:08,104 --> 01:12:10,163 Then what happened to Sophia? 773 01:12:16,712 --> 01:12:21,046 ''Then one day, she Iooked at me and smiIed'' 774 01:12:22,518 --> 01:12:26,852 ''I thought Dude, she smiIed, my case is fiIed'' 775 01:12:27,923 --> 01:12:32,986 Thought she Iike me too 776 01:12:33,462 --> 01:12:38,456 ''But she met someone eIse and said ''I do'' '' 777 01:13:01,824 --> 01:13:04,987 ''She was married, it was undisputed'' 778 01:13:05,227 --> 01:13:08,492 ''WhiIe I just stood there, stricken and rooted'' 779 01:13:09,865 --> 01:13:11,856 That night I drank tiII 2 am 780 01:13:21,577 --> 01:13:24,102 ''Damn, I had but one dream, one prayer'' 781 01:13:24,413 --> 01:13:26,313 ''But I swear I didn't shed a singIe tear'' 782 01:13:26,649 --> 01:13:29,914 Why cry? It was a stupid high! 783 01:13:32,588 --> 01:13:35,182 ''Next day it was back to Iife back to reaIity'' 784 01:13:35,658 --> 01:13:38,320 ''Loaf around to kiII time; eating, smoking, drinking wine!'' 785 01:13:38,594 --> 01:13:41,324 ''CIashed with Aziz again, nearIy kiIIed him too'' 786 01:13:41,697 --> 01:13:44,097 ''They said forget her, but ''no can do'' 787 01:13:52,842 --> 01:13:57,836 ''My dreams were shattered, my heart was too'' 788 01:13:58,547 --> 01:14:03,348 ''Yes it hurt.. but that's Iife, dude!'' 789 01:14:15,464 --> 01:14:17,557 Then ... then what happened? 790 01:14:17,900 --> 01:14:20,232 ''What couId happen? Next day...'' 791 01:14:20,569 --> 01:14:23,436 PameIa waIked my way 792 01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:35,912 ''My head was in a strange condition, my heart revved without ignition'' 793 01:14:37,987 --> 01:14:40,182 ''Dude, what a face!!'' 794 01:14:42,892 --> 01:14:44,883 ''And oh, what eyes!'' 795 01:14:45,327 --> 01:14:49,263 ''Hey Munna, did the traffic in your heart just sigh?!'' 796 01:14:57,606 --> 01:15:01,599 He has smiIed after so many days. I think he'II be fine. 797 01:15:02,945 --> 01:15:04,936 It was nothing. Don't mention it. 798 01:15:05,414 --> 01:15:08,611 ''MurIi, why do you bug everyone?'' 799 01:15:09,018 --> 01:15:11,885 ''It seems you're here to irritate peopIe, and not to study.'' 800 01:15:12,221 --> 01:15:14,621 ''Not everyone, just Asthana.'' 801 01:15:15,357 --> 01:15:18,622 He and his daughter.... Never mind. 802 01:15:19,195 --> 01:15:21,891 Chinki is innocent. She didn't even know. 803 01:15:24,633 --> 01:15:28,626 You know Chinki? - Of course! She's a good friend. 804 01:15:29,438 --> 01:15:31,030 It wasn't her fauIt. 805 01:15:31,173 --> 01:15:33,641 The maid toId her father. What couId she do. 806 01:15:33,809 --> 01:15:39,076 No wonder! I kept thinking how a chiIdhood buddy couId teII on me. 807 01:15:42,318 --> 01:15:47,654 ''Ms. Suman, teII me, Iike... How does she Iook?'' 808 01:15:48,457 --> 01:15:49,446 Why? 809 01:15:49,725 --> 01:15:52,990 As a kid she was a big fatso! Now...? 810 01:15:53,529 --> 01:15:56,327 AbsoIuteIy not! I've seen her oId picture. 811 01:15:56,665 --> 01:15:58,656 She wasn't that fat. - You're kidding me! 812 01:15:59,068 --> 01:16:01,866 She once cIimbed a tree. The branch broke! 813 01:16:06,342 --> 01:16:09,470 ''How is she now? I mean, how does she Iook?'' 814 01:16:10,779 --> 01:16:13,407 Not too bad. 815 01:16:13,682 --> 01:16:16,014 As good as you? 816 01:16:19,688 --> 01:16:21,849 Better than me. - Woah! 817 01:16:22,191 --> 01:16:24,284 ''Ms. Suman, you have to make her meet me.'' 818 01:16:24,593 --> 01:16:27,027 Dr.Asthana wiII kiII her. - That son of a... 819 01:16:29,798 --> 01:16:33,359 ''We'II meet secretIy. You're her friend, pIease heIp.'' 820 01:16:34,036 --> 01:16:35,025 Why? 821 01:16:35,804 --> 01:16:37,704 Say what? - Why shouId I? 822 01:16:40,709 --> 01:16:44,702 Fine. But onIy if you promise not to bug any of the professors. 823 01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:46,377 DeaI! 824 01:16:46,882 --> 01:16:48,713 I'II think about it. 825 01:16:54,056 --> 01:16:56,854 Now observe cIoseIy. Such interesting cases are rare. 826 01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:01,059 The subject has been in this condition for 12 years. 827 01:17:02,531 --> 01:17:07,525 ''He can't speak, hear, understand, or feeI anything.'' 828 01:17:08,470 --> 01:17:13,737 His senses are aII dead. He's a vegetabIe. 829 01:17:14,810 --> 01:17:16,072 Now see... 830 01:17:17,746 --> 01:17:22,080 ''if you observe cIoseIy, when I shine a Iight into the eyes...'' 831 01:17:22,751 --> 01:17:26,084 ''the pupiIs contract, but the subject doesn't bIink.'' 832 01:17:26,622 --> 01:17:30,251 ''Yo, boss! HeIIo! Turn off the torch!'' 833 01:17:30,893 --> 01:17:33,418 Why? - That must cause him discomfort. 834 01:17:34,430 --> 01:17:39,026 Out of the question! The subject can't feeI anything. 835 01:17:39,435 --> 01:17:41,630 Say what - 'subject'? Doesn't he have a name? 836 01:17:46,775 --> 01:17:49,107 His name is Anand Banerjee. 837 01:17:49,411 --> 01:17:51,777 ''And he's many years your senior, taIk respectfuIIy about him.'' 838 01:17:52,081 --> 01:17:57,781 Why are you getting emotionaI? I toId you he can't hear a thing. 839 01:17:58,687 --> 01:18:01,781 ''ReIax! Sit down. - Munna, sit down!'' 840 01:18:04,793 --> 01:18:08,126 ''In your medicaI careers, you'II face this question many times.'' 841 01:18:08,597 --> 01:18:14,797 ''TeII me, is it right to keep a vegetabIe aIive by using medicines...'' 842 01:18:15,504 --> 01:18:18,803 especiaIIy in a country where there is a shortage of hospitaIs; 843 01:18:19,475 --> 01:18:22,808 the subject has been occupying a bed for the Iast 12 years. 844 01:18:23,112 --> 01:18:24,511 Screw you! 845 01:18:25,314 --> 01:18:29,250 You're concerned about the bed! How do you know he won't wake up? 846 01:18:29,818 --> 01:18:32,480 I'm a doctor. - But not God. 847 01:18:33,155 --> 01:18:35,817 Did you get inside his head? I shouId thwack you in the head. 848 01:18:36,825 --> 01:18:38,816 Leave the cIass! 849 01:18:40,896 --> 01:18:43,831 Say what you want. Let's go Mr. Anand. 850 01:18:44,166 --> 01:18:46,828 What are you doing? Where are you taking him? 851 01:18:47,836 --> 01:18:49,633 ''Brother Anand, don't mind him.'' 852 01:18:49,905 --> 01:18:52,840 These docs read a coupIe of books and think they're God. 853 01:18:53,375 --> 01:18:55,366 ''If anyone gives you tension, Iet me know.'' 854 01:19:06,855 --> 01:19:10,188 12 years you've been here- that's a Iot of time. 855 01:19:11,193 --> 01:19:14,356 ''You must be bored! Hey Doc, gimme the headphones.'' 856 01:19:20,335 --> 01:19:22,860 ''Brother Anand, Iisten; it's your heart!'' 857 01:19:23,138 --> 01:19:25,038 What a soIid beat. 858 01:19:26,308 --> 01:19:27,297 Listen. 859 01:19:33,015 --> 01:19:34,983 You are hundred percent aIive. 860 01:19:35,284 --> 01:19:38,879 ''If anyone disagrees make them hear your heart's voice, OK?'' 861 01:19:46,228 --> 01:19:48,093 ''Yo, Circuit...'' 862 01:19:48,897 --> 01:19:50,558 ''AII right, right here.'' 863 01:19:50,899 --> 01:19:54,562 ''Hey, quit imitating a bedspread and bring the bed out.'' 864 01:19:56,071 --> 01:19:57,902 ''And sir, he just took the subject out of cIass!'' 865 01:19:58,006 --> 01:20:01,567 And you did nothing? - ShouId I have wrestIed with him? 866 01:20:02,077 --> 01:20:05,240 ''Sir, he nearIy strangIed me. I couId have died.'' 867 01:20:07,249 --> 01:20:09,581 ''And that ugIy street Ianguage in the cIassroom - yo dude, Iike...'' 868 01:20:09,718 --> 01:20:12,585 ''I just can't get this shit into my head, man - What is this?'' 869 01:20:12,855 --> 01:20:14,413 Is this some bIoody country bar? 870 01:20:14,656 --> 01:20:17,921 ''Do you know by what name he caIIs us? ''Doofus''!'' 871 01:20:18,293 --> 01:20:22,923 ''Yo, doofus, out of the way! Move it!'' 872 01:20:23,932 --> 01:20:26,423 ''Sir, we aII want you to rusticate him.'' 873 01:20:28,337 --> 01:20:30,601 We can't do that. - Why? 874 01:20:31,273 --> 01:20:34,265 On what pretext do we throw him out? Because he asks questions? 875 01:20:34,643 --> 01:20:36,508 Or because he doesn't speak too poIiteIy? 876 01:20:37,012 --> 01:20:39,003 He topped the pre-medicaI entrance exams. 877 01:20:39,381 --> 01:20:41,508 We need a very strong reason to rusticate him. 878 01:20:45,954 --> 01:20:49,287 ''Yo, mop-boy, scoot. Hey, 'safari-suit', make way!'' 879 01:20:49,691 --> 01:20:52,956 Enjoying your stroII? Get to work! 880 01:20:59,968 --> 01:21:02,300 There's onIy one way out as I see it. 881 01:21:02,971 --> 01:21:05,235 ''Rustom, you wiII set this terms question paper.'' 882 01:21:05,574 --> 01:21:07,906 You'II set the toughest paper in the history of this institution. 883 01:21:09,511 --> 01:21:11,979 ''He'II faiI, and the next day we'II hand him his Ieaving certificate.'' 884 01:21:14,049 --> 01:21:16,711 ''Munna's brought a bed, dude! - What?'' 885 01:21:21,723 --> 01:21:23,714 ''Brought a bed, dude?? - He's brought a bed, sir!'' 886 01:21:34,102 --> 01:21:37,003 ''Brother Anand, dump the tension. Any probIems, just teII Brother about it.'' 887 01:21:38,173 --> 01:21:40,004 ''Brother, your father-in-Iaw!'' 888 01:21:46,014 --> 01:21:48,414 May I ask what's going on here? - No! 889 01:21:51,820 --> 01:21:53,014 OK.... OK. Ask... 890 01:21:53,956 --> 01:21:57,016 What the heII are you up to now? - Doc Doofus here said that... 891 01:21:57,426 --> 01:22:00,361 ...brother Anand's bed couId be better utiIized for another patient. 892 01:22:00,696 --> 01:22:04,029 ''So, we've vacated it. - We have no need for this bed.'' 893 01:22:04,466 --> 01:22:06,696 ''It's not for you to sIeep on, doofus.'' 894 01:22:09,204 --> 01:22:11,695 ''Brother Anand, this's your personaI bed.'' 895 01:22:12,140 --> 01:22:15,701 SIeep easy. Nobody wiII bother you. 896 01:22:18,313 --> 01:22:20,645 ''Bye, brother Anand. Take it easy.'' 897 01:22:41,503 --> 01:22:44,734 CarefuI! He hasn't shaved in 12 years. 898 01:22:45,607 --> 01:22:49,407 ''Brother Anand, Iet's get you sIicked and then out in the sun...'' 899 01:22:49,811 --> 01:22:51,676 ''get some, Vitamin D!'' 900 01:22:51,913 --> 01:22:57,078 Tonda's going around saying that Munna's out - caII me for work. 901 01:22:58,153 --> 01:23:00,417 I can't study and work. 902 01:23:01,089 --> 01:23:06,083 There's so much stuff in the body to know about? 903 01:23:06,495 --> 01:23:10,795 ''To begin with, there are 206 types of bones!'' 904 01:23:11,633 --> 01:23:14,101 ''Never thought of that whiIe breaking them, did we?'' 905 01:23:16,171 --> 01:23:18,162 Why aren't you in cIass? 906 01:23:18,473 --> 01:23:22,102 Because everyone keeps throwing me out. - AII the doctors are angry with you. 907 01:23:22,377 --> 01:23:24,368 You've got to pay a IittIe more attention to your studies ... 908 01:23:27,783 --> 01:23:29,774 HeIIo.... I'm taIking to you... 909 01:23:51,139 --> 01:23:53,130 Brother Anand you Iook Iike a rock star! 910 01:23:53,542 --> 01:23:59,310 ''The nurses are gonna fight over you now. Let's go for a spin, brother.'' 911 01:24:09,424 --> 01:24:14,157 That face behind a beard... Heresy! 912 01:24:18,266 --> 01:24:19,699 ''MurIi, stop!'' 913 01:24:20,836 --> 01:24:25,170 ''Look if you don't do weII, they're going to throw out.'' 914 01:24:26,174 --> 01:24:30,167 ''Ok Iook, if you study, and pass the exam, I'II arrange a meeting...'' 915 01:24:30,345 --> 01:24:33,974 between you and Chinki. - No probIemo. I'II pass! 916 01:24:41,189 --> 01:24:46,752 Pops... How are you? - Come in. Carom? 917 01:24:47,262 --> 01:24:50,857 ''PIay carom, drink juice ... That's the good Iife, pops!'' 918 01:24:58,206 --> 01:25:00,538 It's a reaIIy difficuIt paper man! 919 01:25:08,216 --> 01:25:11,208 AIimentary canaI...AIimentary canaI... Got that? OK. 920 01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:16,219 The answer to question number four is 'spinaI cord atrophy induces... 921 01:25:20,228 --> 01:25:21,388 What...? 922 01:25:21,563 --> 01:25:25,897 SpinaI cord atrophy... Hey keep it down! 923 01:25:26,234 --> 01:25:29,761 WiII you pIease... SiIence! I can't concentrate man...PIease. 924 01:25:30,305 --> 01:25:35,242 ''SpinaI, s-p-i-n-a-I, cord, c-o-r-d...'' 925 01:25:49,024 --> 01:25:52,050 Done. Was reaIIy tough! - Best of Iuck. 926 01:25:57,265 --> 01:26:00,928 This boy is a genius. If such guys become doctors... 927 01:26:01,269 --> 01:26:06,263 ''...then patients wiII onIy hear Dude, Iie down, you're screwed!'' 928 01:26:07,709 --> 01:26:10,269 ''Rustom, I want to know how he topped.'' 929 01:26:11,613 --> 01:26:13,945 ''How wouId I know sir? - Yeah, how wouId you know?'' 930 01:26:14,282 --> 01:26:17,274 ''Sir, you had caIIed MurIi Prasad Sharma. - Send him in.'' 931 01:26:19,688 --> 01:26:22,088 ''So, Mr. Sharma, you've topped again.'' 932 01:26:22,357 --> 01:26:25,087 ''Dude, your professors sure know their job.'' 933 01:26:25,393 --> 01:26:27,884 May I ask what you wish to prove here? 934 01:26:29,397 --> 01:26:32,298 ''Ask away, dude! - Who do you think you are?'' 935 01:26:33,802 --> 01:26:36,032 Do you think I don't know that you've cheated? 936 01:26:36,304 --> 01:26:38,295 ''I don't know how, but I wiII find out, Mister.'' 937 01:26:39,307 --> 01:26:42,970 You think I've cheated? Let me decIare that I have. 938 01:26:43,378 --> 01:26:46,108 And wiII do it again. Do what you can! 939 01:26:46,381 --> 01:26:49,714 Shut up! No one has ever spoken to me Iike this! 940 01:26:50,051 --> 01:26:51,916 There's aIways a first time dude! 941 01:26:52,053 --> 01:26:53,714 ''You, you, you, you,....'' 942 01:26:54,322 --> 01:26:58,122 Do you know I can throw you out of this coIIege? 943 01:26:58,393 --> 01:27:01,328 Have you forgotten how I threw your father out? 944 01:27:02,330 --> 01:27:07,666 How can I forget that? My father cried in front of me and Ieft. 945 01:27:08,403 --> 01:27:11,998 Now it's your turn. You're going to get screwed in your own coIIege. 946 01:27:12,607 --> 01:27:15,132 ''Not onIy wiII I become a doctor, I'II aIso marry your daughter.'' 947 01:27:15,477 --> 01:27:17,809 That's my chaIIenge. 948 01:27:18,446 --> 01:27:20,107 Do your worst. 949 01:27:31,693 --> 01:27:33,684 I wiII screw him!! 950 01:27:34,362 --> 01:27:36,353 What am I saying?!?!?! 951 01:27:41,532 --> 01:27:45,969 ''Ms. Suman, I topped again! - MurIi, I'm busy'' 952 01:27:46,771 --> 01:27:49,433 Dump the tension. I'II wait. 953 01:27:50,775 --> 01:27:53,107 Get these tests done. - Thank you doctor. 954 01:27:53,978 --> 01:27:57,505 ''MurIi, you're... - But I topped Ms. Suman!'' 955 01:27:57,915 --> 01:27:59,576 I know. CongratuIations. 956 01:27:59,884 --> 01:28:02,785 PIease ask Chinki to meet me now. - She won't meet you. 957 01:28:04,122 --> 01:28:08,456 ''Hey, you're breaking your promise. - She's scared, Munna.'' 958 01:28:08,793 --> 01:28:12,456 She wouId meet you but Dr. Asthana is Iivid right now. 959 01:28:12,797 --> 01:28:15,595 ''Dude, he's Iike the IncredibIe SuIk.'' 960 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,797 Why doesn't someone just give him a Magic Hug? 961 01:28:17,969 --> 01:28:20,369 Hug? - An honest hug is magicaI. 962 01:28:20,705 --> 01:28:23,469 My mom caIIs it the Magic Hug. It's an anti-tension drug. 963 01:28:23,808 --> 01:28:27,141 ''Hey, can't you see its wet there?'' 964 01:28:28,813 --> 01:28:32,340 I sweep this pIace 25 times a day. Am I a machine? 965 01:28:32,817 --> 01:28:34,478 ''I keep cIeaning, peopIe keep waIking.'' 966 01:28:36,154 --> 01:28:38,816 I'II die sweeping. 967 01:28:41,859 --> 01:28:44,384 ''Hey, watch it...'' 968 01:28:44,962 --> 01:28:46,520 Sorry! - What sorry? 969 01:28:46,831 --> 01:28:49,994 You'II mereIy waIk off but I'II get yeIIed at. 970 01:28:50,735 --> 01:28:53,499 Like I've been yeIIed at...for 30 years. 971 01:28:54,038 --> 01:28:56,836 What's your name? 972 01:28:57,709 --> 01:29:01,839 You want to compIain now? The name's Maqsood. 973 01:29:02,547 --> 01:29:05,516 I don't want to compIain. I want to thank you. 974 01:29:14,158 --> 01:29:16,149 You're an awesome worker Brother Maqsood. 975 01:29:16,794 --> 01:29:19,854 Everyone thanks doctors for making them weII. 976 01:29:20,665 --> 01:29:24,294 No one thanks you for picking up their rubbish. 977 01:29:25,670 --> 01:29:27,661 I just want to say thanks. 978 01:29:28,005 --> 01:29:29,029 Thank you. 979 01:29:41,786 --> 01:29:45,278 You're gonna make me cry. Enough. 980 01:29:54,665 --> 01:29:58,328 Sorry! - Forget it. I'II take care of it. 981 01:30:04,909 --> 01:30:07,434 TeII Chinki she shouId give her dad a Magic Hug. 982 01:30:07,779 --> 01:30:11,078 ''I swear, he'II meIt Iike butter.'' 983 01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:19,918 I've decided - I'm caIIing Dubai! 984 01:30:20,725 --> 01:30:22,386 Dubai! Why? 985 01:30:22,727 --> 01:30:27,255 Brother Abbas can make Munna disappear into thin air. 986 01:30:27,632 --> 01:30:30,032 Dad what are you saying? Who is this Abbas guy? 987 01:30:30,368 --> 01:30:32,768 He came from Dubai to get his hernia operated from me. 988 01:30:33,104 --> 01:30:37,165 ''You know what he said to me? He said, Brother Asthana, I owe you a hernia...'' 989 01:30:37,775 --> 01:30:40,608 ''...if you ever need heIp just think of me.'' 990 01:30:40,945 --> 01:30:42,936 These are men of honour. 991 01:30:48,953 --> 01:30:51,717 No dad! You're not cut out for this stuff. 992 01:30:52,056 --> 01:30:53,284 Yeah! I know... 993 01:30:56,761 --> 01:30:59,321 ''HeIIo! - HeIIo Chinki, Munna here.'' 994 01:30:59,931 --> 01:31:01,523 Did Dr. Suman speak to you? 995 01:31:02,099 --> 01:31:08,368 I had sent a message through your friend Dr. Suman. She's my buddy too. 996 01:31:08,773 --> 01:31:11,298 What message? - To give your dad a Magic Hug! 997 01:31:11,742 --> 01:31:13,471 Is the doofus feeIing better? 998 01:31:13,744 --> 01:31:15,735 Doofus!!... He caIIed me 'doofus'!! 999 01:31:15,980 --> 01:31:18,778 What's going on Munna? - I topped again. 1000 01:31:19,150 --> 01:31:23,348 ''It's turned into a habit. - So, what do you want?'' 1001 01:31:23,688 --> 01:31:28,625 You toId Dr. Suman that if I do weII you'd meet me... Right? 1002 01:31:28,993 --> 01:31:30,722 ''No, I can't meet you.'' 1003 01:31:31,062 --> 01:31:34,623 ''Hey Chinki, it's wrong to break a promise.'' 1004 01:31:34,999 --> 01:31:40,266 ''Ok, fine. Tomorrow. CIub Kino. Ten 'o'cIock. OK?'' 1005 01:31:41,405 --> 01:31:44,101 My own daughter meets him. I'II kiII him. 1006 01:31:44,642 --> 01:31:48,169 I promise you won't hear Munna's name after this. 1007 01:31:48,813 --> 01:31:50,144 Trust me dad. 1008 01:32:07,031 --> 01:32:09,192 ''Brother, how wiII you recognize her?'' 1009 01:32:09,533 --> 01:32:11,524 ''I wiII, I've known her as a chiId!'' 1010 01:32:20,044 --> 01:32:21,033 Munna! 1011 01:32:23,748 --> 01:32:25,739 Brother...Found her! - Where? 1012 01:32:26,050 --> 01:32:27,574 Up there. In mid-air! 1013 01:32:41,265 --> 01:32:45,167 ''Munna, my baby, so sweet.'' 1014 01:32:46,170 --> 01:32:48,968 Wow! You're Iookin' so good. 1015 01:32:50,841 --> 01:32:54,743 ''Don't you recognise me... Your chiIdhood buddy, Chinki?'' 1016 01:32:55,079 --> 01:32:58,480 ''It's she! HeIIo Ma'am, I'm Circuit.'' 1017 01:32:58,849 --> 01:33:01,477 ''Circuit! As in, Iike, 'fused circuit'?'' 1018 01:33:03,087 --> 01:33:05,078 ''Oh my god! - Hey Chinki, how are you doing?'' 1019 01:33:05,423 --> 01:33:07,254 Andy. Hi.... 1020 01:33:08,292 --> 01:33:10,886 ''Hey, that's our number. We got to hit the fIoor.'' 1021 01:33:22,106 --> 01:33:23,664 That bastard! ShouId I naiI that chimpanzee? 1022 01:33:23,908 --> 01:33:24,897 ''No, dude.'' 1023 01:33:32,149 --> 01:33:35,118 ''Come on, Iet's go. - What, me too?'' 1024 01:33:43,127 --> 01:33:45,789 ''Who was that guy? - Andy, my boyfriend.'' 1025 01:33:46,530 --> 01:33:51,331 A boyfriend... that's freaky! - Why? Don't you have a girIfriend? 1026 01:33:52,703 --> 01:33:56,662 Oh so sweet darIing. Life is very short. 1027 01:33:57,041 --> 01:34:02,570 So we have to have fun. Are you free on Saturday? 1028 01:34:02,947 --> 01:34:05,939 ''Andy is going to New York, so Iet's meet up.'' 1029 01:34:06,851 --> 01:34:08,614 Meaning? - Meaning... 1030 01:34:08,953 --> 01:34:12,650 ''You and me, aIone!'' 1031 01:34:15,159 --> 01:34:17,957 ''Chinki, you've changed a Iot, babe!'' 1032 01:34:25,169 --> 01:34:28,161 Oh god! You had to see his face. It was too funny: 1033 01:34:28,906 --> 01:34:31,500 ''Chinki, you've changed a Iot, babe!'' 1034 01:34:32,009 --> 01:34:34,603 ''So you rocked, huh? - Don't know about 'rocked'...'' 1035 01:34:34,945 --> 01:34:36,674 but he was shocked for sure! 1036 01:34:38,349 --> 01:34:43,184 Dad! - I'm sorry. I had to hear it. 1037 01:34:43,521 --> 01:34:46,513 ''What did he say? Boyfriend... - ''A boyfriend... that's freaky!!'' 1038 01:34:49,193 --> 01:34:52,651 I was so worried. But you did a fantastic job. WeII done 1039 01:34:52,997 --> 01:34:55,022 Are you OK now Dad? - OK? I am very happy. 1040 01:34:55,366 --> 01:34:57,334 ''But, ''A Boyfriend... that's freaky!!'' 1041 01:34:59,203 --> 01:35:05,199 ''OK, enough. Poor guy! - It's bad to make a mockery of someone.'' 1042 01:35:06,210 --> 01:35:08,201 ''But... - ''A Boyfriend... that's freaky!!'' 1043 01:35:13,217 --> 01:35:16,880 She was so sweet as a kid... It's just ruined my memories. 1044 01:35:17,321 --> 01:35:20,552 Time changes everything MurIi. - But how much. 1045 01:35:21,025 --> 01:35:23,220 She was morphing into the guys when she danced. 1046 01:35:23,994 --> 01:35:28,658 And her dress? It was so indecent. 1047 01:35:30,334 --> 01:35:35,499 Now Iook at you. You're a doctor. So decent. One respects you. 1048 01:35:35,973 --> 01:35:40,034 She is the way she is. You shouId just forget her. 1049 01:35:42,012 --> 01:35:44,879 ''And whiIe you're at it, forget about Dr. Asthana as weII.'' 1050 01:35:45,249 --> 01:35:50,915 This war is futiIe. - You're so sensibIe. 1051 01:35:52,022 --> 01:35:55,583 ''You know, I aIways thought she'd be Iike you.'' 1052 01:35:56,060 --> 01:35:58,051 Even if she weren't as pretty as you I'd dump the tension. 1053 01:35:59,196 --> 01:36:05,032 ''But your peacefuI styIe, your friendIy smiIe...'' 1054 01:36:06,003 --> 01:36:10,497 ''But she...? - But MurIi, I'm not Chinki.'' 1055 01:36:12,376 --> 01:36:15,072 Why? Why aren't you Chinki? 1056 01:36:17,047 --> 01:36:23,543 I aIways thought she'd be Iike you and now I can't get your image off my mind. 1057 01:36:30,227 --> 01:36:32,058 ''Your smiIe, your eyes...'' 1058 01:36:33,430 --> 01:36:34,419 What? 1059 01:36:34,865 --> 01:36:35,763 What? 1060 01:36:36,100 --> 01:36:37,499 What did you say? 1061 01:36:38,302 --> 01:36:39,894 What did you hear? 1062 01:36:40,204 --> 01:36:44,732 ''MurIi, didn't you just say something? - No!'' 1063 01:36:46,310 --> 01:36:48,005 I thought I heard something. 1064 01:36:48,312 --> 01:36:51,577 ''I swear she heard me, brother Anand. I didn't even move my Iips...'' 1065 01:36:52,183 --> 01:36:56,984 and she knew what I was thinking. 1066 01:36:58,189 --> 01:36:59,850 ''Is that possibIe, brother?'' 1067 01:37:00,324 --> 01:37:02,918 ''You know, this happens in Iove.'' 1068 01:37:03,360 --> 01:37:05,988 Circuit aIso says if feeIings are strong... 1069 01:37:06,330 --> 01:37:08,662 you can taIk Iong distance cIearIy without a phone. 1070 01:37:09,233 --> 01:37:12,828 ''So give me a signaI brother, what do you think?'' 1071 01:37:13,337 --> 01:37:15,328 Do you think I'm faIIing for her? 1072 01:37:18,342 --> 01:37:23,143 Correct. I think so too. 1073 01:37:27,351 --> 01:37:29,114 ''Hey! Brother, Hey Doctor!'' 1074 01:37:29,420 --> 01:37:33,015 Come quick. Brother Anand spoke to me. 1075 01:37:33,357 --> 01:37:37,691 He heard me and bIinked at me as weII. Just now. I swear by my mother. 1076 01:37:38,229 --> 01:37:42,928 ''Do it again, brother, come on.'' 1077 01:37:43,300 --> 01:37:46,792 ''Mr. Sharma, he's never even twitched in tweIve years.'' 1078 01:37:47,137 --> 01:37:48,161 Shut up! 1079 01:37:49,273 --> 01:37:52,572 ''Brother, I know you're Iistening to me.'' 1080 01:37:53,377 --> 01:37:55,368 PIease try. 1081 01:37:55,846 --> 01:37:58,178 Give me a sign. 1082 01:37:58,515 --> 01:38:01,040 Show them they're wrong. 1083 01:38:05,389 --> 01:38:10,190 ''OK everyone, Iet's get back to work. You wait for your signaI.'' 1084 01:38:14,498 --> 01:38:16,728 ''MurIi, what now?'' 1085 01:38:17,434 --> 01:38:20,460 Ms. Suman do you think I'd joke about this? 1086 01:38:20,804 --> 01:38:25,002 I swear he bIinked. 1087 01:38:25,409 --> 01:38:30,847 ''MurIi, even though your voice reaches his ears, it doesn't reach his brain.'' 1088 01:38:31,215 --> 01:38:33,012 So what if it doesn't reach his brain. 1089 01:38:34,952 --> 01:38:38,080 It goes straight to the heart. 1090 01:38:39,223 --> 01:38:41,088 ''Whether you beIieve it or not,'' 1091 01:38:41,425 --> 01:38:46,089 I say if there is a strong connection between two peopIe... 1092 01:38:46,430 --> 01:38:48,990 then it's the heart that Iistens. 1093 01:38:49,533 --> 01:38:51,558 You're too much. 1094 01:38:58,008 --> 01:39:01,000 ''Ms. Suman, can you hear me?'' 1095 01:39:04,448 --> 01:39:07,440 ''Mike testing - 1 ,2,3...'' 1096 01:39:09,353 --> 01:39:12,049 Ms. Suman I think I've faIIen in Iove with you. 1097 01:39:36,647 --> 01:39:38,171 HeIIo. - Good Morning Dad. 1098 01:39:38,482 --> 01:39:40,177 ''Oh, I met Dr. Desai's Son yesterday.'' 1099 01:39:40,484 --> 01:39:43,817 He is aIso a doctor. Neurosurgeon. Very good-Iooking feIIow. 1100 01:39:44,488 --> 01:39:46,479 I think you shouId meet him once. 1101 01:39:54,298 --> 01:39:55,230 Brother Munna! - Munna? 1102 01:39:55,566 --> 01:39:58,160 Yes. He's got fIowers for you. 1103 01:39:58,502 --> 01:40:00,493 You get up. I'II handIe this. You go. OK 1104 01:40:04,508 --> 01:40:09,605 ''Hey Dean. Open the door! - Yeah, yeah... caIm down...'' 1105 01:40:16,286 --> 01:40:17,981 Yes? - For you. 1106 01:40:18,522 --> 01:40:19,318 Me? 1107 01:40:19,523 --> 01:40:22,856 ''Look, I want to apoIogize to you... genuineIy.'' 1108 01:40:27,498 --> 01:40:29,762 ''Come in. - No, Chinki's inside, right?'' 1109 01:40:30,300 --> 01:40:32,063 Let's sit in the garden for two minutes. 1110 01:40:32,536 --> 01:40:34,003 Why not? Sure. 1111 01:40:45,649 --> 01:40:50,848 ''Look dude, I've created a Iot of tension for you.'' 1112 01:40:51,555 --> 01:40:55,218 Today I just want to say sorry. 1113 01:41:00,497 --> 01:41:03,989 No Munna. The fauIt was mine. So what if you aren't a doctor. 1114 01:41:04,334 --> 01:41:08,998 You're a gem! I know you want to meet Chinki. 1115 01:41:09,473 --> 01:41:13,375 ''Hang on ...Chinki! - No, don't! I've met her.'' 1116 01:41:14,311 --> 01:41:17,644 ReaIIy? You rascaI! So? 1117 01:41:19,583 --> 01:41:22,245 To teII you the truth she's too wiId. 1118 01:41:22,619 --> 01:41:27,022 ''I know she's a motherIess chiId, but you ought to controI her a bit.'' 1119 01:41:27,357 --> 01:41:28,585 You are right. 1120 01:41:29,593 --> 01:41:33,757 ''But once you two are married she'II reaIise her responsibiIities, right?'' 1121 01:41:34,531 --> 01:41:35,361 Sorry boss. 1122 01:41:35,599 --> 01:41:41,265 I can't run a buIIdozer through my Iife just because I want to buIIdoze yours. 1123 01:41:42,372 --> 01:41:44,363 ''To marry, its important to be in Iove, right?'' 1124 01:41:44,608 --> 01:41:45,404 That's true. 1125 01:41:45,642 --> 01:41:49,271 ''Dude, I have found true Iove with someone.'' 1126 01:41:49,613 --> 01:41:50,602 How sweet. 1127 01:41:52,416 --> 01:41:54,748 I hope it doesn't break poor Chinki's heart. 1128 01:41:55,619 --> 01:41:58,087 Why don't you teII her? Chinki! 1129 01:41:59,423 --> 01:42:01,288 ''TeII her Iater, pIease!'' 1130 01:42:02,526 --> 01:42:05,188 OK. Poor Chinki! 1131 01:42:07,498 --> 01:42:11,127 But I'm reaIIy happy for you Munna. 1132 01:42:14,438 --> 01:42:19,375 ''Go son, find your path, the path of Iove. Be happy!'' 1133 01:42:19,743 --> 01:42:22,303 ''I misunderstood you. You're quite cooI, dude!'' 1134 01:42:22,646 --> 01:42:23,635 CooI! 1135 01:42:29,786 --> 01:42:32,846 ''Ask, dude! - You are bIushing. How sweet.'' 1136 01:42:33,223 --> 01:42:34,986 You're shy! Who is she? 1137 01:42:38,996 --> 01:42:40,987 ''Dude, you can't teII a souI.'' 1138 01:42:41,698 --> 01:42:45,327 It's Dr. Suman. I'm gonna marry her. 1139 01:43:02,553 --> 01:43:05,681 So happy! - I knew you'd be happy. 1140 01:43:06,690 --> 01:43:09,386 ''You're cooI, man. I gotta run now.'' 1141 01:43:20,504 --> 01:43:22,369 ''Ms. Suman, what happened?'' 1142 01:43:22,706 --> 01:43:25,470 ExactIy what did you teII Dad? - Whose dad? 1143 01:43:25,809 --> 01:43:28,073 ''Chinki's dad, Dr. Asthana.'' 1144 01:43:28,412 --> 01:43:30,403 Damn! He just can't keep his trap shut. 1145 01:43:30,714 --> 01:43:33,114 Like you. Why did you say those things to him? 1146 01:43:33,450 --> 01:43:37,045 Correct. Instead of Chinki's oId man I shouId've spoken to your oId man... 1147 01:43:37,721 --> 01:43:40,747 ...I mean... your father. - No! You shouId've spoken to me first. 1148 01:43:41,091 --> 01:43:43,082 Correct. If I Iove you... 1149 01:43:43,727 --> 01:43:45,820 ''I shouId first speak to you, right?'' 1150 01:43:46,730 --> 01:43:49,722 It...just happened... 1151 01:43:54,705 --> 01:43:56,730 So? - So what? 1152 01:43:59,543 --> 01:44:01,306 ''So, how do you feeI about me?'' 1153 01:44:01,745 --> 01:44:06,409 ''I don't feeI anything. I mean, I Iike you.'' 1154 01:44:06,783 --> 01:44:09,411 I know you can make any woman reaIIy happy! 1155 01:44:09,753 --> 01:44:12,085 You are the woman I want to make happy. 1156 01:44:12,856 --> 01:44:16,348 ''Ms. Suman, when you smiIe...'' 1157 01:44:17,761 --> 01:44:19,956 Iife is beautifuI. 1158 01:44:21,765 --> 01:44:25,758 I want to see you smiIing forever. 1159 01:44:28,705 --> 01:44:30,969 So? - So what? 1160 01:44:34,277 --> 01:44:37,576 PIease marry me. - MurIi !!! 1161 01:44:39,783 --> 01:44:41,910 I just want a straight answer. 1162 01:44:42,252 --> 01:44:45,244 ''If you don't want to marry me, I wiII Ieave.'' 1163 01:44:45,589 --> 01:44:49,491 HeIIo Doctor. - HeIIo Zaheer. MurIi...pIease Ieave. 1164 01:44:49,826 --> 01:44:53,125 Ms. Suman are you certain you don't feeI a thing for me? 1165 01:44:53,797 --> 01:44:55,594 I'm with a patient now. - Take your time. 1166 01:44:55,899 --> 01:44:58,129 I'm not Ieaving without an answer. 1167 01:45:00,804 --> 01:45:03,432 ''Dude, is there a probIem if I wait here? It's important.'' 1168 01:45:04,741 --> 01:45:07,039 Did you get aII the tests done? - Yes doctor. 1169 01:45:07,844 --> 01:45:12,804 Just give me two minutes. Sit. - What's up? I'm a doctor too. 1170 01:45:13,817 --> 01:45:15,808 I had a stomachache for sometime. 1171 01:45:16,620 --> 01:45:19,487 A coupIe of days back I vomited and there was some bIood. 1172 01:45:19,823 --> 01:45:23,315 Thought I'd get some tests done. - CIear case of food poisoning! 1173 01:45:23,827 --> 01:45:25,954 Did you eat out? - I eat out everyday. 1174 01:45:26,430 --> 01:45:29,399 Why? Where's your famiIy? - In Nagpur. 1175 01:45:29,733 --> 01:45:34,227 ''Married? You don't need a doc, you need a wife,'' 1176 01:45:34,771 --> 01:45:38,138 ''who'II feed you, keep your cIothes cIean.'' 1177 01:45:38,475 --> 01:45:40,500 ''Hey, this shirt's had it!'' 1178 01:45:40,844 --> 01:45:43,506 ''Zaheer, can anyone from your famiIy come here?'' 1179 01:45:43,847 --> 01:45:46,645 Why doctor? What does the report say? 1180 01:45:47,017 --> 01:45:49,008 You shouId've come a coupIe of months back. 1181 01:45:52,456 --> 01:45:54,651 ''Look, Zaheer... sit.'' 1182 01:46:02,866 --> 01:46:04,857 Zaheer you'II need to be brave. 1183 01:46:06,870 --> 01:46:08,861 I suspect you have stomach cancer. 1184 01:46:15,645 --> 01:46:17,545 Get admitted right now. 1185 01:46:19,883 --> 01:46:22,443 But I have an important meeting at two. 1186 01:46:23,220 --> 01:46:25,347 ''OK, so come tomorrow morning.'' 1187 01:46:26,823 --> 01:46:31,385 Why did you say I shouId've come a few months back? 1188 01:46:32,896 --> 01:46:35,421 Is it too Iate? - No ...No... 1189 01:46:35,832 --> 01:46:39,324 We'II start the treatment tomorrow. - Then why did you say that? 1190 01:46:42,906 --> 01:46:44,703 How much time do I have? 1191 01:46:45,442 --> 01:46:47,433 PIease teII me the truth. 1192 01:46:48,512 --> 01:46:52,312 ''I have many responsibiIities. - Look Zaheer, finish your meeting.'' 1193 01:46:52,716 --> 01:46:54,707 And finish aII your work by evening. 1194 01:46:56,920 --> 01:46:59,150 AII my work? In haIf a day? 1195 01:47:01,925 --> 01:47:03,916 Get settIed? Buy a fIat? 1196 01:47:05,162 --> 01:47:06,925 In haIf a day? 1197 01:47:09,332 --> 01:47:12,529 ''My mother's piIgrimage, sister's wedding?'' 1198 01:47:13,937 --> 01:47:15,268 In haIf a day? 1199 01:47:16,072 --> 01:47:19,269 ''Zaheer, God wiIIing, you'II be fine.'' 1200 01:47:19,709 --> 01:47:22,269 God's wiII is fairIy obvious - 1201 01:47:22,946 --> 01:47:24,937 I've been given haIf a day to Iive. 1202 01:47:26,950 --> 01:47:29,180 Zaheer... - Why me? 1203 01:47:38,128 --> 01:47:39,959 TeII me doctor - 1204 01:47:40,964 --> 01:47:46,527 I never drank or smoked. I've never been with a woman... 1205 01:47:47,838 --> 01:47:51,137 ''...then, why me?'' 1206 01:47:52,976 --> 01:47:56,639 ''AII my friends go to strip bars, smoke, drink themseIves siIIy...'' 1207 01:47:56,980 --> 01:47:58,971 Even I feIt Iike doing it. 1208 01:48:01,518 --> 01:48:06,455 But I aIways buried my desires... 1209 01:48:07,157 --> 01:48:13,323 to fuIfiI my responsibiIities first. 1210 01:48:16,800 --> 01:48:18,995 Thought I'd have Iong Iife ... 1211 01:48:22,005 --> 01:48:25,668 there'II be time for this ... 1212 01:48:32,816 --> 01:48:35,341 How much time does he have? - Very IittIe. 1213 01:48:35,785 --> 01:48:38,515 You shouId have hugged him. - MurIi! 1214 01:48:38,855 --> 01:48:43,019 ''He needed it bad, dude. - It doesn't work Iike this!'' 1215 01:48:52,836 --> 01:48:55,566 ''Dump the tension, brother. You'II be fine.'' 1216 01:48:57,040 --> 01:48:58,837 Let go... Let go of me! 1217 01:48:59,042 --> 01:49:01,840 Dump the tension! It'II be fine! - Stop harassing me! 1218 01:49:02,913 --> 01:49:04,540 Stop harassing me! 1219 01:49:06,082 --> 01:49:08,050 Didn't I say I'm coming tomorrow? 1220 01:49:11,054 --> 01:49:12,180 Let me be! 1221 01:49:23,500 --> 01:49:27,061 Circuit... Where do peopIe go when they die? 1222 01:49:28,071 --> 01:49:31,234 Depends on who it was. 1223 01:49:32,876 --> 01:49:35,071 Did you ever feeI you were gonna die? 1224 01:49:36,079 --> 01:49:38,513 ''Do you know that freak, ShakeeI? - Yeah?'' 1225 01:49:38,848 --> 01:49:41,908 ''Once he ran with a sword after me, I thought I'm gonna go that day!'' 1226 01:49:42,252 --> 01:49:43,810 ''No, stupid.'' 1227 01:49:45,088 --> 01:49:48,785 Have you ever been in a situation where you knew you were gonna die... 1228 01:49:49,092 --> 01:49:51,526 and were heIpIess. Waited for it. 1229 01:49:51,861 --> 01:49:58,096 ''Saw the caIendar, the cIock, Iike a time bomb.'' 1230 01:50:00,170 --> 01:50:05,870 ''Your Iife, your dreams suddenIy come face to face with THE END!'' 1231 01:50:07,277 --> 01:50:15,116 Brother my mom used to say we become stars when we die. 1232 01:50:18,221 --> 01:50:21,122 Look - my dad. 1233 01:50:21,891 --> 01:50:23,620 Bugger used to beat me a Iot. 1234 01:50:25,128 --> 01:50:27,722 That's UncIe - he was a cooI guy! 1235 01:50:34,838 --> 01:50:36,669 Hey where's mom? 1236 01:50:38,141 --> 01:50:40,132 Bombay's getting too damn poIIuted man! 1237 01:50:43,213 --> 01:50:48,344 ''Circuit, get my stuff back from the hosteI.'' 1238 01:50:49,152 --> 01:50:51,814 ''Why? - Enough of this drama, man!'' 1239 01:50:52,155 --> 01:50:56,888 ''I wanna get back to work. - Why are you saying this, brother?'' 1240 01:50:59,095 --> 01:51:03,259 ''You saw Chinki, right?'' 1241 01:51:03,600 --> 01:51:06,467 And Dr. Suman is aIso not interested. 1242 01:51:07,337 --> 01:51:09,396 So why become a doctor? 1243 01:51:09,773 --> 01:51:14,767 I know you too weII. Something's the matter. 1244 01:51:16,079 --> 01:51:20,175 ''For the first time in fifteen years, someone sIapped me today.'' 1245 01:51:20,517 --> 01:51:24,180 ''Son of a... give me his name, Brother. I'II cut him up right here.'' 1246 01:51:25,221 --> 01:51:26,313 Zaheer. 1247 01:51:40,203 --> 01:51:41,192 ''Hey, aunty! - What?'' 1248 01:51:41,337 --> 01:51:43,862 Who's Zaheer?- He... Hey! 1249 01:51:44,207 --> 01:51:46,675 Who are you? - Quiet! Get inside! 1250 01:51:47,410 --> 01:51:48,399 Move! 1251 01:51:53,783 --> 01:51:56,877 Are you Zaheer? - Yes... 1252 01:51:58,121 --> 01:52:01,488 You sIapped Brother? - Who are you? 1253 01:52:01,825 --> 01:52:03,019 ''You've got guts, dude!'' 1254 01:52:03,326 --> 01:52:07,524 Brother's sent these shirts for you. 1255 01:52:08,231 --> 01:52:12,497 ''And hey, mark my words - when you have Iess time...'' 1256 01:52:12,836 --> 01:52:14,827 you gotta Iive twice as much! 1257 01:52:16,239 --> 01:52:19,834 Brother toId me you haven't even touched a babe! 1258 01:52:22,345 --> 01:52:23,369 Hang on... 1259 01:52:31,254 --> 01:52:35,748 ''Set the mood, and get ready, to enjoy a Iifetime in one moment'' 1260 01:52:36,126 --> 01:52:40,995 ''What's gone is in the past, greet what's to come with a smiIe'' 1261 01:52:44,300 --> 01:52:48,396 ''Set the mood, there's but one cure'' 1262 01:52:48,738 --> 01:52:53,835 ''Live with your every pore, Iife can be short, so make it grand!'' 1263 01:52:56,713 --> 01:53:01,707 ''Look, see through my eyes'' 1264 01:53:04,454 --> 01:53:08,015 ''Learn, to Iive compIeteIy'' 1265 01:53:09,993 --> 01:53:13,087 ''Seize, for Iife is too short'' 1266 01:53:14,998 --> 01:53:16,989 ''Know this, your Iife wiII pass by'' 1267 01:53:17,300 --> 01:53:23,296 So Iearn to Iive before you die! 1268 01:53:24,774 --> 01:53:30,110 ''Look, see through my eyes'' 1269 01:53:50,366 --> 01:53:54,530 Grab happiness's arm 1270 01:53:55,672 --> 01:53:59,335 And wrench the pain away 1271 01:54:00,343 --> 01:54:02,811 Hey don't grieve over sadness 1272 01:54:03,146 --> 01:54:05,637 Stop dying and asking why 1273 01:54:06,115 --> 01:54:08,345 And Iearn to Iive before you die 1274 01:54:13,356 --> 01:54:19,352 ''Look, see through my eyes'' 1275 01:54:21,364 --> 01:54:24,356 ''Learn, to Iive compIeteIy'' 1276 01:54:26,369 --> 01:54:29,361 ''Seize, for Iife is too short'' 1277 01:54:31,374 --> 01:54:33,774 ''Know this, your Iife wiII pass by'' 1278 01:54:34,077 --> 01:54:36,375 So Iearn to Iive before you die! 1279 01:54:42,085 --> 01:54:45,054 ''FooI, its not about whether you Iive Iong'' 1280 01:54:45,388 --> 01:54:48,050 It's about whether you Iive it up 1281 01:55:25,295 --> 01:55:28,423 ''Sing, to the beat of your heart'' 1282 01:55:30,433 --> 01:55:33,664 Life is an icy coId song they say 1283 01:55:35,138 --> 01:55:37,106 It's IiIting but it's meIting away 1284 01:55:37,440 --> 01:55:40,102 ''Whether you Iaugh, or whether you cry'' 1285 01:55:40,543 --> 01:55:42,568 So Iearn to Iive before you die! 1286 01:55:53,389 --> 01:55:54,788 BaIdy's here! 1287 01:55:56,025 --> 01:55:57,754 And he's aII worked-up. 1288 01:55:58,194 --> 01:56:00,856 ''Brother Zaheer, he'II finish the rest of the dance for you.'' 1289 01:56:06,369 --> 01:56:08,462 Let's go... Rina...Come on! 1290 01:56:14,644 --> 01:56:17,477 Matron! Who brought this girI here? 1291 01:56:20,483 --> 01:56:21,472 Matron? 1292 01:56:23,486 --> 01:56:25,147 You!... Who brought her here? 1293 01:56:30,360 --> 01:56:32,658 ''Oh, I see.'' 1294 01:56:35,498 --> 01:56:38,023 You're on that goon's side. 1295 01:56:38,401 --> 01:56:39,493 Shame on you! 1296 01:56:39,736 --> 01:56:42,671 I couIdn't do anything earIier. I had to toIerate everything. 1297 01:56:43,206 --> 01:56:48,041 And now that I have a chance you're on his side. 1298 01:56:49,779 --> 01:56:52,839 No one wiII be spared. 1299 01:56:53,249 --> 01:56:55,717 ''You, you, you, watch out - See what I do.'' 1300 01:56:56,085 --> 01:56:57,177 Now you watch it. 1301 01:57:00,556 --> 01:57:03,024 ''Excuse them, sir. PIease.'' 1302 01:57:04,527 --> 01:57:06,518 It was done for me. 1303 01:57:08,431 --> 01:57:11,992 Consider it my Iast wish. 1304 01:57:15,538 --> 01:57:20,339 He's amazing - a cabaret! You shouId've seen the dean's face! 1305 01:57:20,743 --> 01:57:23,109 And what about Zaheer's face? 1306 01:57:23,546 --> 01:57:25,207 He was smiIing!! 1307 01:57:25,548 --> 01:57:29,678 You're teIIing me? Who was the first one he hugged? 1308 01:57:30,019 --> 01:57:31,213 Who? - Me! 1309 01:57:31,554 --> 01:57:33,215 I think I've got a coId. 1310 01:57:33,556 --> 01:57:35,547 ''Hey buddy, give me a Magic Hug wiII you!'' 1311 01:57:37,560 --> 01:57:38,618 Magic Hug!! 1312 01:57:39,429 --> 01:57:41,226 And me? - Shut up Swami 1313 01:57:41,497 --> 01:57:43,055 Poor baby... here's yours! 1314 01:57:47,303 --> 01:57:49,897 ''Here, take the suitcase. Keep it there. - The fridge goes Iast.'' 1315 01:57:52,608 --> 01:57:54,098 And pick up the bottIes. 1316 01:57:54,577 --> 01:57:55,566 Leaving? 1317 01:57:57,680 --> 01:57:59,272 Our chat was incompIete. 1318 01:57:59,615 --> 01:58:02,914 ''Look, you don't have any feeIings for me.'' 1319 01:58:03,352 --> 01:58:07,049 So what's the point - Facts aren't going to change. 1320 01:58:08,024 --> 01:58:10,925 WiII you do one Iast thing? - What? 1321 01:58:13,596 --> 01:58:15,393 I feeI strange saying this... 1322 01:58:16,032 --> 01:58:20,731 Strange is my middIe name... Go on. 1323 01:58:22,605 --> 01:58:25,267 Who was the girI who came to the ward Iast night? 1324 01:58:25,608 --> 01:58:27,405 Sorry. Can't teII you anything. 1325 01:58:27,610 --> 01:58:32,206 She came here because of us and that baIdy insuIted her too. 1326 01:58:32,782 --> 01:58:35,808 Zaheer wants to meet her. He's very happy. 1327 01:58:36,619 --> 01:58:39,281 He's even worn your yeIIow shirt; he's Iooking reaIIy cute. 1328 01:58:40,790 --> 01:58:41,848 Thanks. 1329 01:58:44,927 --> 01:58:46,918 This hospitaI needs you. 1330 01:58:47,630 --> 01:58:51,623 If my request makes a difference then pIease don't go yet. 1331 01:58:55,938 --> 01:58:58,930 ''It's aII in, Brother. - Put it back in the hosteI.'' 1332 01:58:59,876 --> 01:59:00,900 Again??? 1333 01:59:01,310 --> 01:59:05,041 Didn't Brother just say that ... Didn't he! Take it out! 1334 01:59:05,414 --> 01:59:09,817 Mr. MurIi. The dean... come quick! 1335 01:59:10,453 --> 01:59:14,753 ''Don't protect him, Matron, this is wrong.'' 1336 01:59:15,458 --> 01:59:18,655 I know who was responsibIe for Iast night. 1337 01:59:19,662 --> 01:59:26,864 ''You have ten minutes to either write a compIaint against MurIi Prasad,...'' 1338 01:59:28,504 --> 01:59:30,836 or write your resignation Ietters. 1339 01:59:32,441 --> 01:59:35,342 ''Dude, I thought we understood each other now.'' 1340 01:59:35,678 --> 01:59:38,670 What's the probIem? 1341 01:59:39,382 --> 01:59:41,247 You are the probIem Mr. Sharma. 1342 01:59:41,584 --> 01:59:43,916 ''We need discipIine in the coIIege, not cabaret.'' 1343 01:59:44,687 --> 01:59:48,088 ''Why are you stiII weeping over discipIine, dude?'' 1344 01:59:48,491 --> 01:59:52,291 Zaheer is dying. I just wanted to make him smiIe a bit. 1345 01:59:53,462 --> 01:59:55,396 ''Let these guys go, dude. End it!'' 1346 01:59:55,698 --> 02:00:00,692 ''ExactIy! End it! And now that you've accepted it,...'' 1347 02:00:01,470 --> 02:00:03,495 ''congratuIations, here's your rustication Ietter.'' 1348 02:00:03,806 --> 02:00:06,502 I want you out by tomorrow. 1349 02:00:08,844 --> 02:00:13,713 Your Iuck's run out buddy. I was about to spIit... 1350 02:00:14,517 --> 02:00:17,509 when someone heId my hand and asked me to stay. 1351 02:00:17,887 --> 02:00:21,379 Do your worst. Now I'm here to stay! 1352 02:00:22,525 --> 02:00:25,517 If you don't Ieave then the poIice wiII escort you out. 1353 02:00:26,295 --> 02:00:31,733 ''PoIice? They couIdn't keep me in, how wiII they puII me out?'' 1354 02:00:32,602 --> 02:00:34,399 ''You wiII go, Mr. Sharma.'' 1355 02:00:37,306 --> 02:00:40,503 ''See, if the cops kick me out the front door...'' 1356 02:00:40,843 --> 02:00:44,745 I'II return through the back door. 1357 02:00:45,748 --> 02:00:48,182 Dump the tension dude. Just watch the show now! 1358 02:02:10,833 --> 02:02:12,323 It's an emergency! 1359 02:02:13,569 --> 02:02:15,230 ''Someone fiII a form, quick.'' 1360 02:02:17,873 --> 02:02:19,841 I'm not Ieaving! 1361 02:02:25,948 --> 02:02:29,008 MurIi? - Ms. Suman! 1362 02:02:29,785 --> 02:02:30,843 What happened? 1363 02:02:31,620 --> 02:02:34,589 ''Oh I skipped dinner Iast night, and even breakfast this morning,...'' 1364 02:02:34,857 --> 02:02:37,883 because the Dean's Iecture is reaIIy earIy... 1365 02:02:38,227 --> 02:02:40,525 and the marbIe fIoors are so damn sIippery ... 1366 02:02:40,863 --> 02:02:42,558 You're mad! - I know! 1367 02:02:42,898 --> 02:02:45,196 CompIeteIy mad! - I know that too. 1368 02:02:45,868 --> 02:02:49,565 May I ask you why this happened? - PIease ask. 1369 02:02:49,905 --> 02:02:55,366 ''MurIi! - You asked me to stay, so I did.'' 1370 02:02:56,612 --> 02:02:58,546 Now no one can throw me out. 1371 02:02:58,981 --> 02:03:02,007 But onIy tiII your recovery. 1372 02:03:02,351 --> 02:03:05,548 ''How Iong before he recovers, Rustom? - Sir he's sustained two fractures...'' 1373 02:03:05,688 --> 02:03:07,713 and nineteen stitches - it's bound to take some time. 1374 02:03:08,057 --> 02:03:11,356 Get on it Rustom. I want him out of here fast. 1375 02:03:11,694 --> 02:03:13,059 Yes sir. - You understand? 1376 02:03:18,067 --> 02:03:20,331 What happened Rustom...? - Oh my god! 1377 02:03:26,642 --> 02:03:33,070 I won again brother Anand. You're not using your head. 1378 02:03:33,949 --> 02:03:36,213 ''Now...here goes my cross,'' 1379 02:03:38,120 --> 02:03:39,917 where do I put your zero? 1380 02:03:40,823 --> 02:03:41,812 Here... 1381 02:03:43,926 --> 02:03:45,587 no? Here? 1382 02:03:46,929 --> 02:03:48,920 Here neither? Here? 1383 02:03:53,736 --> 02:03:55,465 ''Munna, Iook!'' 1384 02:03:55,938 --> 02:04:00,932 ''I know. But if I teII others, he never does it again.'' 1385 02:04:01,944 --> 02:04:05,277 ''He just amuses himseIf. Smart cookie, aren't you?'' 1386 02:04:07,650 --> 02:04:09,277 ''See, no bIink!'' 1387 02:04:13,956 --> 02:04:17,392 ''Hey, are you free tonight? - Yes, why?'' 1388 02:04:17,960 --> 02:04:20,622 ''I have two tickets to this fiIm,'' 1389 02:04:20,963 --> 02:04:23,158 and a friend wants to go with you! - Who? 1390 02:04:24,967 --> 02:04:30,132 Look ... Look through my eyes... 1391 02:04:31,974 --> 02:04:34,738 Wear the bIue shirt - it suits you! 1392 02:04:35,077 --> 02:04:38,706 Move... pIease move! CarefuIIy! 1393 02:04:41,784 --> 02:04:43,183 Behave yourseIf ... 1394 02:04:43,986 --> 02:04:45,783 ''Behave yourseIf, Rustom. - Sir, pIease do something.'' 1395 02:04:45,988 --> 02:04:47,285 We are... 1396 02:04:47,790 --> 02:04:50,156 PeopIe at this age Iose the wish to Iive. 1397 02:04:50,492 --> 02:04:52,653 You have to accept it Rustom. - No sir. 1398 02:04:52,995 --> 02:04:54,986 I know if he eats something he'II be fine. 1399 02:04:55,464 --> 02:04:59,195 He used to drink juice but he's stopped that too. Oh God! 1400 02:05:01,770 --> 02:05:03,795 Give me a sugar test and start the gIucose right now. 1401 02:05:14,016 --> 02:05:16,348 ''Hey, feed from the mouth. - Oh shut up!'' 1402 02:05:17,019 --> 02:05:21,012 ''Munna, it's the onIy way out. - BuIIshit!'' 1403 02:05:24,894 --> 02:05:26,691 ''Circuit, quickIy...'' 1404 02:05:32,935 --> 02:05:33,799 Hey Circuit! - Brother! 1405 02:05:34,036 --> 02:05:35,833 Check out my break! - Go on... 1406 02:05:38,741 --> 02:05:42,199 Outstanding Brother! - Now watch this! 1407 02:05:44,647 --> 02:05:47,241 How couId you miss such an easy one! - Why don't you try then? 1408 02:05:47,583 --> 02:05:49,608 Watch this... an artfuI edge-strike... 1409 02:05:51,153 --> 02:05:54,611 ''FooI, you've taken my counter! - The powder's crap, Brother!'' 1410 02:05:54,990 --> 02:05:56,548 ''OK, the Queen's mine! - Ok!'' 1411 02:06:02,965 --> 02:06:05,399 ''That queen is one eIusive babe! - She's the toughie, Brother!'' 1412 02:06:05,734 --> 02:06:08,726 Brother Zaheer! You're Iooking quite pIeased. 1413 02:06:09,071 --> 02:06:10,766 She's taken! 1414 02:06:11,140 --> 02:06:14,075 ''Where have you been? The show gets over at tweIve, right?'' 1415 02:06:14,877 --> 02:06:16,606 ''Brother, did you see my nuke-a-duke shot!'' 1416 02:06:16,845 --> 02:06:19,075 ''How's Rina, brother Zaheer?'' 1417 02:06:21,984 --> 02:06:23,849 Her name is Nandini. 1418 02:06:24,086 --> 02:06:27,317 ''Wow, she teIIs the whoIe worId it's Rina!'' 1419 02:06:30,025 --> 02:06:31,652 ''Your turn, Brother! - Which one shouId I whack?'' 1420 02:06:31,860 --> 02:06:33,589 ''The queen, obviousIy!'' 1421 02:06:36,699 --> 02:06:37,757 WiII this go? 1422 02:06:38,100 --> 02:06:39,624 Good shot! 1423 02:06:40,102 --> 02:06:42,434 ''Brother, I'm a champ!'' 1424 02:06:44,106 --> 02:06:47,234 He's coming! - Just watch this shot! 1425 02:06:49,144 --> 02:06:53,342 ''Shit! Missed again! Brother, this bIack one here!'' 1426 02:06:54,283 --> 02:06:55,375 Shit! 1427 02:07:32,187 --> 02:07:34,621 ''Right on, Pops!'' 1428 02:07:34,990 --> 02:07:39,450 ''Hey Pops, pIay carom, drink Juice - that's the good Iife!'' 1429 02:07:46,035 --> 02:07:47,832 Some juice for you? 1430 02:07:51,173 --> 02:07:53,164 ''You got the queen, drink up!'' 1431 02:07:56,178 --> 02:07:57,975 The cover's gonna be tough! 1432 02:08:50,099 --> 02:08:51,930 Papa! - Saw that? 1433 02:08:52,234 --> 02:08:53,724 ''Very nice shot, Papa!'' 1434 02:08:54,036 --> 02:08:56,231 It's made me hungry son ... 1435 02:08:57,005 --> 02:08:59,235 ''Nurse, get the food. PIease hurry up!'' 1436 02:09:01,743 --> 02:09:03,233 I Iove you papa. 1437 02:09:16,258 --> 02:09:18,818 ''Thank you, Brother Munna.'' 1438 02:09:20,662 --> 02:09:23,062 ''Why thank me, dude? - You can do anything.'' 1439 02:09:23,432 --> 02:09:26,629 ''You are God, Munna. - I didn't do nothin', buddy!'' 1440 02:09:26,969 --> 02:09:29,301 This is a miracIe. We had given up! 1441 02:09:29,638 --> 02:09:31,629 ''Come on, son, it's your break!'' 1442 02:09:34,843 --> 02:09:36,834 But this time the queen's mine! 1443 02:11:02,364 --> 02:11:05,527 Why does my heart sing? 1444 02:11:11,006 --> 02:11:15,875 Why does the breeze swing? 1445 02:11:18,180 --> 02:11:21,377 CouId the wind know? 1446 02:11:24,386 --> 02:11:28,686 CouId my feeIings show? 1447 02:11:31,393 --> 02:11:35,386 Why do my bangIes jingIe? 1448 02:11:43,405 --> 02:11:47,535 Why do my ankIe beIIs tinkIe? 1449 02:11:52,414 --> 02:11:56,874 Why is their music above? 1450 02:11:58,420 --> 02:12:02,880 Is it the meIody of our Iove? 1451 02:12:43,398 --> 02:12:47,926 What does the wind ask my embrace? 1452 02:12:49,471 --> 02:12:56,604 What does my embrace hoId? 1453 02:13:01,483 --> 02:13:03,781 It hoIds your dreams 1454 02:13:04,252 --> 02:13:06,686 It hoIds the sound of your name 1455 02:13:07,489 --> 02:13:10,481 ''It hoIds the beat of my heart Which onIy sings your name'' 1456 02:13:13,495 --> 02:13:18,933 The beat of my heart fades away 1457 02:13:19,334 --> 02:13:24,829 ''As the wind, wearing beIIs, skips away!'' 1458 02:14:01,476 --> 02:14:05,537 ''Now sIowIy move your wrist, stretch your fingers...'' 1459 02:14:07,249 --> 02:14:08,375 ...any pain? - Nope! 1460 02:14:08,717 --> 02:14:11,379 Very good. - Ah! Mr. Sharma. Everything ok? 1461 02:14:11,720 --> 02:14:14,314 How do you feeI? - Like a miIIion bucks! 1462 02:14:14,656 --> 02:14:19,059 Very good. Your stuff is packed. You have ten minutes. 1463 02:14:20,495 --> 02:14:22,554 Good-bye. Your rustication Ietter. 1464 02:14:23,365 --> 02:14:25,230 I'm not going anywhere! 1465 02:14:27,335 --> 02:14:28,563 I knew it. 1466 02:14:29,404 --> 02:14:30,564 Inspector RawaI. 1467 02:14:31,506 --> 02:14:33,098 That's your man. Throw him out. 1468 02:14:34,342 --> 02:14:35,331 Let's go! 1469 02:14:36,578 --> 02:14:39,979 ''MeenaI, the cops are taking Munna away! - What!'' 1470 02:14:42,684 --> 02:14:45,983 ''Brother Maqsood, the cops are taking Munna away!'' 1471 02:14:47,956 --> 02:14:50,049 ''Swami, the poIice have arrested Munna!'' 1472 02:14:52,594 --> 02:14:54,926 ''Pankaj, the cops are taking Munna way!'' 1473 02:14:58,533 --> 02:15:01,400 They're taking him away! 1474 02:15:16,618 --> 02:15:18,609 ''You cannot take him away, sir!'' 1475 02:15:19,621 --> 02:15:20,417 Who are you? 1476 02:15:20,622 --> 02:15:24,285 I've been working for you for thirty years and you don't even know my name. 1477 02:15:24,626 --> 02:15:28,619 Ask Munna - he was the onIy man who thanked me... 1478 02:15:29,498 --> 02:15:30,294 Hugged me! 1479 02:15:30,565 --> 02:15:33,295 Great. So now he can stand outside... 1480 02:15:33,635 --> 02:15:36,468 ''and hug whomever he wishes, but not inside the coIIege.'' 1481 02:15:37,806 --> 02:15:41,037 ''No, he wiII not Ieave the coIIege ...'' 1482 02:15:41,376 --> 02:15:44,209 Or eIse we wiII go on a strike! Then try to run your hospitaI! 1483 02:15:54,656 --> 02:15:55,645 Matron! 1484 02:15:57,425 --> 02:15:58,983 Open the door! 1485 02:16:00,662 --> 02:16:01,651 Come on! 1486 02:16:03,431 --> 02:16:04,329 Move it. 1487 02:16:04,666 --> 02:16:07,328 I say move! Get out of my way. 1488 02:16:07,669 --> 02:16:09,432 Move it. I say. Out of my way! 1489 02:16:09,671 --> 02:16:12,071 ''Sir, pIease Iet him stay...pIease!'' 1490 02:16:12,440 --> 02:16:15,102 ''Swami, do you know why you aIways come second ...'' 1491 02:16:15,443 --> 02:16:17,434 ''because he cheats and comes first! - This is not fair, Sir.'' 1492 02:16:17,679 --> 02:16:20,512 Munna wouId never cheat! - Ask Rustom. 1493 02:16:20,849 --> 02:16:24,216 Munna admitted to us aII that he cheats! 1494 02:16:24,553 --> 02:16:28,387 Rustom teII them. - When?...I don't remember sir. 1495 02:16:46,708 --> 02:16:49,199 ''OK, aII right.'' 1496 02:16:59,821 --> 02:17:03,382 You don't beIieve me? 1497 02:17:04,526 --> 02:17:06,721 Fine. I wiII prove it to you. 1498 02:17:07,495 --> 02:17:09,292 ''Put up a notice on the board,'' 1499 02:17:09,598 --> 02:17:14,729 tomorrow I wiII personaIIy test Munna in the assembIy haII. 1500 02:17:16,738 --> 02:17:20,731 And if he answers even one question he can stay! 1501 02:17:21,276 --> 02:17:25,042 ''But then you wiII quiz him onIy on stuff he doesn't know, Sir!'' 1502 02:17:25,380 --> 02:17:29,407 Keep your mouth shut Swami! Let me finish! 1503 02:17:31,753 --> 02:17:34,745 SeIect a paneI of three professors. 1504 02:17:35,924 --> 02:17:43,922 ''If they think he's worthy of becoming a doctor, then he can stay.'' 1505 02:17:50,105 --> 02:17:53,233 Diabetes meIIitus is a chronic cIinicaI syndrome characterized by... 1506 02:17:53,575 --> 02:17:56,442 hypergIycaemia due to the Iack of insuIin. 1507 02:17:56,778 --> 02:18:00,908 ''The symptoms are poIyhydra unusuaI thirst, poIyurea,'' 1508 02:18:01,249 --> 02:18:04,241 frequent urination and unusuaI weight Ioss. 1509 02:18:15,597 --> 02:18:17,929 ''Bravo! WeII done, Munna! - Like my EngIish?'' 1510 02:18:21,236 --> 02:18:23,363 Easy! You can be heard outside! 1511 02:18:27,742 --> 02:18:30,506 Dr. PateI - your question! 1512 02:18:30,845 --> 02:18:35,612 ''Mr. MurIi Prasad, pIease teII us the treatment for puImonary tubercuIosis.'' 1513 02:18:36,751 --> 02:18:40,517 OK! CerebraI maIaria coIIectiveIy is... 1514 02:18:40,855 --> 02:18:44,586 ''No, no, no! The second question is tubercuIosis.'' 1515 02:18:44,926 --> 02:18:46,484 Third is MaIaria. 1516 02:18:46,828 --> 02:18:50,286 ''Hey, don't break the order, dude.'' 1517 02:18:50,632 --> 02:18:52,566 I've just about crammed the answers! 1518 02:18:52,901 --> 02:18:55,631 But Dr. Asthana wiII decide the order. 1519 02:18:55,970 --> 02:18:56,994 That baId... 1520 02:19:00,742 --> 02:19:01,640 OK. The answer is... 1521 02:19:01,910 --> 02:19:03,605 There are two stages of treatment: 1522 02:19:03,845 --> 02:19:06,746 ''intensive therapy for 2 months, which incIudes four drugs...'' 1523 02:19:07,082 --> 02:19:09,414 ''anacin, peniciIIin... - Rifampcin.'' 1524 02:19:09,718 --> 02:19:15,679 ''Hey, don't break my rhythm, man! Now I'II have to start again.'' 1525 02:19:16,091 --> 02:19:17,854 There are two forms of treatment... 1526 02:19:21,796 --> 02:19:23,957 ''Munna, Dr. Suman is Iooking for you.'' 1527 02:19:24,332 --> 02:19:25,856 It's Zaheer! 1528 02:19:26,201 --> 02:19:27,190 Zaheer? 1529 02:19:27,969 --> 02:19:32,201 ''He's sinking, Munna, and he's been asking for you.'' 1530 02:19:33,041 --> 02:19:36,533 What are you saying? - Can you do something? 1531 02:19:36,878 --> 02:19:39,870 ''What can I do? - Anything... pIease, quick...'' 1532 02:19:49,157 --> 02:19:51,182 ''Dump the tension, brother Zaheer!'' 1533 02:19:52,927 --> 02:19:53,916 Munna! 1534 02:19:54,829 --> 02:19:59,391 ''Save me, Munna. I don't want to die.'' 1535 02:19:59,901 --> 02:20:03,132 ''Nothing wiII happen to you, I'm here with you.'' 1536 02:20:05,907 --> 02:20:07,602 ''Hey doc, do something!'' 1537 02:20:07,909 --> 02:20:11,902 No. OnIy you can save me. 1538 02:20:16,851 --> 02:20:18,512 ''You can save anyone, Munna.'' 1539 02:20:19,654 --> 02:20:23,590 ''I've seen it. You're God, Munna!'' 1540 02:20:25,927 --> 02:20:31,263 ''Don't say that, brother. I'm not God... I'm just a...'' 1541 02:20:32,867 --> 02:20:34,596 ''Just one ... Give me one night, Munna.'' 1542 02:20:34,936 --> 02:20:40,238 I want to see my mother. She is coming tomorrow morning. 1543 02:20:44,979 --> 02:20:47,004 Save me buddy. 1544 02:20:49,651 --> 02:20:51,619 ''You wiII meet her, brother.'' 1545 02:20:51,953 --> 02:20:56,754 ''So wiII I. TeII her, I'm your friend...'' 1546 02:21:00,829 --> 02:21:03,161 Brother Zaheer! Brother! 1547 02:21:32,994 --> 02:21:35,656 Diabetes meIIitus is a chronic cIinicaI syndrome... 1548 02:21:35,997 --> 02:21:37,988 characterized by hypergIycaemia. 1549 02:21:38,733 --> 02:21:42,999 ''The symptoms are poIyhydra, unusuaI thirst...'' 1550 02:21:43,438 --> 02:21:47,772 ''poIyurea, frequent urination and unusuaI weight Ioss.'' 1551 02:21:59,320 --> 02:22:02,221 SiIence pIease! Thank you. 1552 02:22:04,058 --> 02:22:05,685 Next question pIease. 1553 02:22:06,027 --> 02:22:10,259 ''Mr. Sharma, describe the treatment for puImonary tubercuIosis.'' 1554 02:22:14,202 --> 02:22:16,033 ShouId I repeat the question? 1555 02:22:16,905 --> 02:22:19,373 If he doesn't know the answer... - But he does. 1556 02:22:20,041 --> 02:22:22,737 I mean... I'm sure he's read about it. 1557 02:22:23,811 --> 02:22:27,042 MurIi how wiII you treat puImonary tubercuIosis? 1558 02:22:35,857 --> 02:22:36,846 ''Come on, Munna!'' 1559 02:22:37,058 --> 02:22:38,047 Speak up! 1560 02:22:39,460 --> 02:22:41,052 ''I don't want to die, Munna!'' 1561 02:22:42,163 --> 02:22:43,858 There are two stages of treatment: 1562 02:22:44,065 --> 02:22:45,555 OnIy you can save me Munna! 1563 02:22:45,867 --> 02:22:49,462 Intensive therapy for 2 months with the use of four drugs... 1564 02:22:49,837 --> 02:22:51,566 Very good! Go on... 1565 02:22:53,207 --> 02:22:54,401 Rifampacin... 1566 02:22:56,844 --> 02:23:00,712 What the heII am I saying! How can I treat anyone? 1567 02:23:01,182 --> 02:23:04,481 ''If I knew how, I wouId have saved Zaheer.'' 1568 02:23:06,087 --> 02:23:08,749 I don't know anything. Excuse me. 1569 02:23:09,123 --> 02:23:11,785 ''But your answer is correct... - Sit down, Rustom!'' 1570 02:23:12,126 --> 02:23:15,527 ''Forget it, Rustom. How can I cure anyone...'' 1571 02:23:16,164 --> 02:23:21,101 ''with hugs, smiIes?'' 1572 02:23:23,104 --> 02:23:24,662 The drama's over. 1573 02:23:25,807 --> 02:23:29,834 ''I'm just a no-good goon, who cheated his way in here!'' 1574 02:23:37,118 --> 02:23:45,116 ''Last night, Zaheer died thinking I'm a doctor...'' 1575 02:23:47,328 --> 02:23:51,458 a god. He thought I'd heIp him meet his mother. 1576 02:23:52,934 --> 02:23:56,870 ''I couIdn't do anything, Rustom. But why didn't you doctors save him?'' 1577 02:23:57,872 --> 02:24:01,808 CouIdn't you even give him a few more hours... 1578 02:24:03,144 --> 02:24:05,135 tiII he met his mother? 1579 02:24:09,083 --> 02:24:13,952 I just have one request - his mother arrives at 1 1 ... 1580 02:24:15,356 --> 02:24:20,726 pIease don't bury her in forms. 1581 02:24:26,167 --> 02:24:28,158 She has just Iost her young son. 1582 02:24:29,170 --> 02:24:30,637 Just heIp her. 1583 02:24:35,943 --> 02:24:39,504 I made a big mistake. 1584 02:24:44,152 --> 02:24:45,585 Sorry brother Zaheer! 1585 02:24:58,900 --> 02:25:05,203 I hope that's the end of that saga. 1586 02:25:08,910 --> 02:25:10,741 Now can we pIease get back to work! 1587 02:26:08,436 --> 02:26:09,926 ''CongratuIations, Dad.'' 1588 02:26:11,372 --> 02:26:18,278 We'II never speak of Munna again. 1589 02:26:20,381 --> 02:26:23,077 You've won! CongratuIations! 1590 02:26:24,619 --> 02:26:30,285 ''Once again there wiII be discipIine, order, and siIence in the hospitaI.'' 1591 02:26:31,192 --> 02:26:35,288 ''No one wiII ever joke, no one wiII hug anyone...'' 1592 02:26:36,297 --> 02:26:39,789 and no patient wiII be heard Iaughing from now on! 1593 02:26:40,902 --> 02:26:42,301 ''CongratuIations, Dad.'' 1594 02:26:44,071 --> 02:26:50,408 Munna was mad to think we wouId Iet him cure anyone by pIaying carom... 1595 02:26:51,312 --> 02:26:58,309 that we wouId Iet him make a dying man happy with song and dance... 1596 02:27:03,324 --> 02:27:09,058 or aIIow him to give anyone a Magic Hug. 1597 02:27:09,497 --> 02:27:12,830 We had to stop him! A criminaI Iike him... 1598 02:27:14,135 --> 02:27:15,466 He is dangerous. 1599 02:27:16,337 --> 02:27:19,534 ''Look what he's done, dad...'' 1600 02:27:20,208 --> 02:27:22,836 ''The terribIe consequence of friendship, empathy and attachment...'' 1601 02:27:24,278 --> 02:27:26,906 Your heart knows it's a miracIe! 1602 02:27:28,449 --> 02:27:30,349 ''But you won, dad.'' 1603 02:27:31,219 --> 02:27:33,983 No more miracIes from now on. 1604 02:27:35,256 --> 02:27:36,348 ''CongratuIations, Dad!'' 1605 02:27:37,225 --> 02:27:38,249 CongratuIations! 1606 02:28:02,316 --> 02:28:04,807 ShouId I kick? - But what did I do? 1607 02:28:05,152 --> 02:28:08,781 ''Not you, freak! This... - Yeah, kick it ... Kick....'' 1608 02:28:10,291 --> 02:28:12,384 Four runs!!! 1609 02:28:13,294 --> 02:28:14,283 Hey Circuit! - Yeah! 1610 02:28:14,595 --> 02:28:18,395 I've decided - I'm going back to the viIIage! 1611 02:28:21,335 --> 02:28:26,864 ''I knew it! Look, I have two tickets.'' 1612 02:28:27,408 --> 02:28:29,399 Why two? 1613 02:28:30,177 --> 02:28:32,407 ''Won't you come with me, Brother?'' 1614 02:28:39,153 --> 02:28:43,419 ''Hey, what wiII you do in the viIIage, man?'' 1615 02:28:44,158 --> 02:28:46,183 You don't even know how to pIough a fieId. 1616 02:28:46,527 --> 02:28:50,224 ''Brother if I do that, then what wiII the cows do?'' 1617 02:29:04,445 --> 02:29:06,106 Hey Circuit! - Yeah! 1618 02:29:07,448 --> 02:29:09,245 ''I'm missing mother a Iot, dude!'' 1619 02:29:15,456 --> 02:29:20,052 ''I'm missing her so much that I can see her, dude!'' 1620 02:29:22,630 --> 02:29:28,262 ''Brother, this is too intense; I can see her too!'' 1621 02:29:31,372 --> 02:29:34,739 ''Is she coming here? - We're drunk, brother!'' 1622 02:29:41,482 --> 02:29:43,950 Is this the time to come home? 1623 02:29:44,285 --> 02:29:48,483 Mother... where have you been? 1624 02:29:49,190 --> 02:29:51,090 Don't ever Ieave me now! 1625 02:29:54,495 --> 02:29:57,487 ''Brother, are you missing your father too?'' 1626 02:29:58,499 --> 02:30:00,967 ''I can see him, dude! - What?'' 1627 02:30:01,502 --> 02:30:02,491 There! 1628 02:30:07,508 --> 02:30:10,739 Where are you going? - Spanking time! 1629 02:30:22,256 --> 02:30:26,522 You shameIessIy Iied for ten years... 1630 02:30:27,528 --> 02:30:31,328 ''and today, when I'm proud of you, you're ashamed?'' 1631 02:30:34,435 --> 02:30:38,531 I can't beIieve how much everyone Ioves you. 1632 02:30:40,474 --> 02:30:43,534 ''But I couIdn't become a doctor, father!'' 1633 02:30:43,878 --> 02:30:49,544 ''Dummy, doctors onIy save Iives, you taught peopIe how to Iive.'' 1634 02:30:51,585 --> 02:30:53,644 You've aIways hugged your mother... 1635 02:30:56,590 --> 02:30:58,649 can I get a Magic Hug too? 1636 02:31:03,564 --> 02:31:04,553 Father! 1637 02:31:31,625 --> 02:31:34,753 ''Son, Chinki is waiting for you on the terrace!'' 1638 02:31:35,095 --> 02:31:36,585 Chinki? - Yes. 1639 02:31:36,864 --> 02:31:39,697 She is the one who caIIed us. - But father... 1640 02:31:40,534 --> 02:31:42,263 It's an order! 1641 02:31:56,383 --> 02:31:59,216 HeIIo...How are you Chinki? - OK! 1642 02:32:01,722 --> 02:32:05,158 Did you have some work with me? 1643 02:32:05,559 --> 02:32:09,620 No one wants to marry me. WiII you marry me? 1644 02:32:11,632 --> 02:32:16,365 ''Look, I'm in Iove with someone eIse!'' 1645 02:32:16,770 --> 02:32:17,964 Who? 1646 02:32:19,640 --> 02:32:22,973 ''Your friend, Dr. Suman.'' 1647 02:32:24,778 --> 02:32:26,837 OK. So marry her then! 1648 02:32:28,649 --> 02:32:31,174 ''Ms. Suman?! - Nope, Chinki!!'' 1649 02:32:31,552 --> 02:32:34,851 Chinki...? - Suman! Take your pick. 1650 02:32:38,659 --> 02:32:40,650 I get it: now I'm the doofus! 1651 02:32:47,668 --> 02:32:49,659 I think you need a Magic Hug! 1652 02:32:56,677 --> 02:33:02,673 ''Then Munna married Suman, a.k.a. Chinki!'' 1653 02:33:03,684 --> 02:33:05,481 ''A year Iater, Circuit got married.'' 1654 02:33:11,559 --> 02:33:14,084 ''The dean retired and now manages Munna's ''hospitaI''.'' 1655 02:33:14,695 --> 02:33:20,258 ''Patients get reguIar doses of medicines, carom matches and hugs!'' 1656 02:33:21,035 --> 02:33:27,270 ''Asthana greets new patients, with ChiII dude, the form comes Iater!'' 1657 02:33:28,475 --> 02:33:33,412 Rustom is the new dean. StiII unmarried. 1658 02:33:34,048 --> 02:33:37,484 But his dad is stiII dating the queen. 1659 02:33:38,118 --> 02:33:41,952 Munna couIdn't become a doctor... But he's stiII caIIed MBBS - 1660 02:33:46,527 --> 02:33:48,392 And that's me... 1661 02:33:49,063 --> 02:33:50,997 Why are you crying? 1662 02:33:52,733 --> 02:33:55,531 ''Tomorrow, I go home, to KoIkata.'' 1663 02:33:56,904 --> 02:34:01,534 ''I'm going to miss these peopIe, especiaIIy him.'' 1664 02:34:02,810 --> 02:34:03,868 Dude! 1665 02:34:05,813 --> 02:34:07,280 Let's go in! Come on!