1
00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:41,727
Relax uncle, just wait.

2
00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:50,486
Uncle, give me that stick.

3
00:01:51,070 --> 00:01:54,698
Ramnik Bhai,
shove the bamboo from inside and try...

4
00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:04,500
It's Rs. 35 fix your meter first...
it can't be more than 33!

5
00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,961
Devesh Bhai!
Hurry up! I was about to call you...

6
00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:08,170
What's wrong? - Come fast.

7
00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:09,505
There's an emergency

8
00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:11,465
Look at the crowd gathered!

9
00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:15,761
Ramnik, you idiot... push harder!

10
00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:19,390
Alpesh Bhai...

11
00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:22,017
What's wrong Alpesh Bhai?

12
00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:23,936
The door is locked from the inside...

13
00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,062
Who is inside?

14
00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,522
No one!

15
00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:28,482
Then how is it locked...?

16
00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:31,235
There is only ONE nutcase
capable of this in the house!!!

17
00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:34,029
You never listen to anyone.

18
00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:36,031
You never listen to anyone.

19
00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:36,907
One minute.

20
00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:38,951
Beat her up.

21
00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:41,912
She's driving the entire chawl crazy!
- Don't stress your throat...

22
00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:45,374
What are you guys looking at now?
Go home!

23
00:02:53,132 --> 00:02:55,009
Thank you Pappa...

24
00:02:56,135 --> 00:02:58,762
How did you lock it,
if you were outside?

25
00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,268
What's this?

26
00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,979
Well...l tied this pajama
string to the bolt...

27
00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:09,899
...slipped the other
end under the door...

28
00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:12,067
a hard tug..door closed!

29
00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:16,822
Do you know how to open it now?

30
00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:20,826
Never sell a suit
without a matching tie!

31
00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:26,582
Unbolt the door and
I'll admit you're smart

32
00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:34,673
Gayatri, Hurry up.

33
00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:54,693
Don't try to outsmart
me or you will get thrashed.

34
00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:57,655
Please Dad!
Agneepath is my favourite film...

35
00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,615
I promise... tomorrow I
will study for 2 hours extra...

36
00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:00,866
Shut up!

37
00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,159
Let him come no?

38
00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:05,079
Why? Watching this film
will make him a class topper?

39
00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:06,914
Let's go

40
00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,083
Ma... can I stay back?
I want to study...

41
00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:10,417
Enough studying...

42
00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,920
...you're already a topper...
shut up and come with us...

43
00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,213
Listen up. - Yes sir!

44
00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:16,882
I've locked Nikhil in his room...
- Yes Sir

45
00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,133
If he tries to come out...

46
00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,344
Sir, then I will request
him to go right back in.

47
00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:23,055
Request?! You moron!
Drag him back in by his ears!

48
00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:23,889
Yes sir!

49
00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:35,484
'Congratulations Ma.'

50
00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:39,488
'You've once again managed
to drive your son out of the house'

51
00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:40,864
HEY!

52
00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,829
'What are you shooting at the car for?'

53
00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:49,373
'Here...'

54
00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:54,753
What's this?

55
00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,547
Your Diabetes medicines, sir

56
00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:59,091
I have Diabetes?

57
00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,592
Yes Sir..

58
00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:03,012
You got me Vitamin
C tablets for diabetes...?

59
00:05:03,012 --> 00:05:04,013
Huh?

60
00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,560
Sir... Nikhil sir told
me you have diabetes

61
00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,477
And where is Nikhil now?

62
00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,688
'I have a bad habit
of always being on time'

63
00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:14,982
'But I'm a little late today...
so sorry about it'

64
00:05:29,038 --> 00:05:30,831
Abhay... roti - Thanks Ma

65
00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:38,172
Where's Nikhil?

66
00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:40,466
Studying... he will eat later

67
00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,343
Studying? Behind closed doors?

68
00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,428
Should he be studying with
doors and windows wide open?

69
00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:46,555
Has anything half-decent
ever happened behind closed doors?

70
00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:49,892
Your being a cop doesn't
make everyone else a thief

71
00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,979
Papa, I am telling you, he isn't
going to make it to any of the services

72
00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:57,232
The police will throw him out in the
interview, even if he passes the test...

73
00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:58,400
Revenue services can't take him,

74
00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,985
because he'll spend
everything they have!

75
00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:03,322
And if he becomes a forest guard...
there will be no forest left to guard!

76
00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:05,741
Please eat with your mouth shut

77
00:06:06,075 --> 00:06:07,868
Why are you calling me from your room?

78
00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:13,665
You're not in Delhi? Then where are you?

79
00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,042
Mumbai...

80
00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:18,212
No ya, she's too pale - 8.5
- But Ma please don't tell dad...

81
00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:21,799
It's Rajeev's wedding and
dad would've never let me go

82
00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:23,592
I told you...

83
00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:27,179
...not to come...if YOU fail the
IAS exams uncle will barbecue MY a$€*

84
00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:29,765
Hey fatso..some cousin
you're..always scaring me

85
00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:30,641
Just sit straight

86
00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,768
Ma... hold on..
just one sec... Ma listen...

87
00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:34,978
8!

88
00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,524
What? Out of 100? Minus 1.4

89
00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:40,734
Yes Ma.

90
00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,694
But how did you get out of the house?

91
00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,363
Through the window Ma...

92
00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,448
But that window has a grill

93
00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,409
Yes, ya ma... and the grill has screws...
and the drawer had a screwdriver...

94
00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:50,285
You mean, you left the window open?

95
00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,997
Yeah mom please shut it. If
mosquitos get in Papa will throw a fit.

96
00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,708
Nikhil, you're impossible!

97
00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:23,735
Are you going somewhere?

98
00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:25,696
No... right now I am stuck.

99
00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:53,849
You need help?

100
00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:56,226
O Kay

101
00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,234
Quite heavy...

102
00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,235
Yup.

103
00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,364
That's... quite heavy...

104
00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:13,035
Hurry up please?

105
00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,218
Woah...! That was cool.

106
00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:34,264
Cricket should be for 20 overs
only...game over in three hours!

107
00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,645
Man...in my opinion..33 should play..

108
00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:41,772
11 specialist batsmen,
11 specialist fielders...

109
00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:43,065
...and 11 specialist bowlers..

110
00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:44,858
..Else tailenders are
expected to score 100s

111
00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,068
Like baseball...

112
00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,362
and the ground should rotate...

113
00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:50,072
clockwise and anti-clockwise

114
00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,407
Like those disco-stages in films?

115
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,826
The ground revolves, as do the fielders.

116
00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,537
Bowler's screwed - since
fielders are circling.

117
00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,830
Batsman's screwed too - as he won't
know which gaps to place his shots in

118
00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,124
and fielders are super
screwed...to run or to stop...

119
00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,677
A stupid idea of
momentous proportions...

120
00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:13,512
...imagine in the first 15 overs,

121
00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:16,098
within the circle are
two flying fielders...

122
00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,768
...they grab the ball out of the air.

123
00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:33,615
Ail'pOl't?

124
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,538
You really do give a long rope

125
00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:41,373
You reel it in pretty well too

126
00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,751
Imagine if we were on the same team,

127
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,378
we'd be like a house on fire...

128
00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:51,300
Lets go boss.

129
00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,432
You wanna come to Goa?

130
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,517
Err... this wedding...?

131
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,227
Is it your wedding?

132
00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:03,645
No

133
00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:04,896
Then?... Just come.

134
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,982
I can't just come...

135
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,358
O Kay

136
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,821
Hasta La Vista

137
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,573
Have a good life mista!

138
00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,076
One more, just one more!

139
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,871
The Solanki family
welcomes one and all...

140
00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:23,040
So ladies and gentlemen,
open your hearts and your mouths...

141
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:27,085
and get ready for the
juice drinking competition!

142
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,046
Did you speak to your mum?
What did she say?

143
00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,506
Guys, I just met an 8 on 10...

144
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,675
Sssir... Forget 8... This place

145
00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:34,635
Hi...

146
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,182
The competition is about to start...

147
00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:44,311
Aren't you taking part?

148
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,237
She is the bride's sister...
a typical Virgo...

149
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:57,908
as you can see... a keeper!

150
00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:01,244
She's a Iivewire man...

151
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:05,082
Wire!? She's a power-plant by herself!

152
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,086
So bring it on!

153
00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:10,253
One...

154
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,047
Two...

155
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,924
start...

156
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,517
C'mon!

157
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:29,856
C'mon, go for it!

158
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:09,312
Sir...if she smiles, she's snared!

159
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:12,649
A model entering the movies...

160
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,736
...you'll need to be her hero!

161
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,286
"A little unsaid"

162
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,662
"A little undone"

163
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,789
"A little Of both"

164
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,583
"Fleetingly it stays,"

165
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:30,792
"In a twinkle its gone"

166
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,753
"Such a silly little feeling"

167
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:37,507
"Yipeee...I'm such a hippie"

168
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:41,094
"We dance, we prance...
reach for the ceiling."

169
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,929
"However hard I resist,"

170
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:46,016
"These hips do shake 'n twist,"

171
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,143
"To the tune of the beat,"

172
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,979
"I gotta shake it like Shammi"

173
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:58,403
"I gotta shake it,
shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi"

174
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:03,658
"I gotta shake it,
shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi"

175
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,953
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha here we go"

176
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,581
"Nanananananananananana now you know"

177
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:12,167
"This is the way we do it,
this is the way we roll"

178
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,753
"Ladies be losin' it,
gentlemen outta control"

179
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,255
"Move your body to the
new-new sound - Git' up!"

180
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,966
"Git' up git' up,
you can't be sittin' around - No!"

181
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,469
"Can't beat the combination
of the new and old"

182
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,055
"I love a little bit
of old-school rock and roll!"

183
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,140
"She's a spitfire,"

184
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,684
"Her eyes are fireworks,
she spouts wisecracks,"

185
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:32,312
"The gal's a smooth talker."

186
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,232
"She's a spitfire,"

187
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:37,984
"All she encounters,
say she's spectacular,"

188
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,570
"Nights turn sleepless,
driving you insane,"

189
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:43,156
"In a style all her own."

190
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:47,536
"Yippie...I'm a hippie,"

191
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:50,622
"We toast to glasses overflowing"

192
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,749
"However hard I resist,"

193
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:56,002
"These hips do shake 'n twist,"

194
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,088
"To the tune of the beat,"

195
00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,757
"I gotta shake it like Shammi"

196
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:08,139
"I gotta shake it,
shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi"

197
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:13,353
"I gotta shake it,
shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi"

198
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,160
"Without hesitation,"

199
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,746
"Frolic 'n fun, to the night,"

200
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:34,583
"Turn in your vexation"

201
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,377
"Without hesitation"

202
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,838
"This chance of a lifetime,"

203
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:42,549
"A high that is slow in descent,"

204
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,135
"Belongs to a celebration."

205
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:49,431
"Lets drink...live it up,"

206
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:52,767
"Despite Daddy's scowls, or Mum's"

207
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,686
"However hard I resist,"

208
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:57,898
"These hips do shake 'n twist,"

209
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,441
"To the tune of the beat,"

210
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,652
"Everybody!
I gotta shake it like Shammi"

211
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:05,363
"I gotta shake it like Shammi"

212
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:09,826
"I gotta shake it,
shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi"

213
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:15,457
"I gotta shake it,
shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi"

214
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,582
Oh!

215
00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:01,127
Thank god...!
What would I do without you...

216
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,719
Everything's made with pure cream!

217
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,596
Very nice!

218
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:14,933
Are you also a cop?

219
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:18,103
No... Dad is...
I joined the civil services

220
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,064
everyone in the
family made it to some

221
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:24,985
government post... except Nikhil

222
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,612
Nikhil... does what exactly?

223
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:31,324
Nikhil... err... umm... events...

224
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,283
Why didn't you tell me before?

225
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,160
I just heard form my contacts...
- Your bloody contacts!

226
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,203
The ring thing was on na sir?

227
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,580
I'll put that ring on your thing...
just wait!

228
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:41,209
Hello... yes sir, is this true?

229
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,962
You raised the bid
deposit to 60 million?!

230
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:47,340
He organizes things...
at large events...

231
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,510
He looks after logistics...
and hospitality

232
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:54,097
You mean he's like a caterer!

233
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,975
He's a businessman... like you folks

234
00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,436
Pappa-"

235
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:00,520
Hmm?

236
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:04,524
You know I don't believe
in dowry... right?

237
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,735
How much do you want?

238
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,238
Papa... today at the
IPL cricket league meeting..

239
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,533
..Everyone was so happy that
I was marrying Karishma Solanki,

240
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,119
the daughter of the owner
of Kaveri Sarees...Devesh Solanki..

241
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:19,497
I do know my name, as well as
that of both my daughter and my company.

242
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,543
I felt so proud when I heard that..

243
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,837
..You started off by showing
saris in a shop a long time ago.

244
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,006
Son, in a sari shop,
It's normal to show saris.

245
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,841
Hot dogs are sold outside on the street!

246
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,926
Now how much do you need?

247
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,848
Actually Pappa, you know I am

248
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:37,974
going to organize the
grand IPL opening ceremony..

249
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,517
..The tender will be out in a week...

250
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:43,063
..but they have suddenly increased
the bid from 10 million to 60 million!

251
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,189
First tell me...

252
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:48,109
Have you returned the 3 million
you took from Karishma for your house?

253
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,236
That was only 2.5 million...

254
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:54,157
The rest ummm... got adjusted right?

255
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,492
Is it?

256
00:17:55,492 --> 00:18:00,872
Our Devesh, he's a king!
The king of the saree business...

257
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:02,832
KAVERI...

258
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:06,503
The best showroom! And that fatty...

259
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,880
Vipul, the youngest, he's a prince...

260
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,007
the Prince of polymer...!

261
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,014
Hello uncle.

262
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,015
Hello.

263
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,016
How's everything?

264
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,017
All well...

265
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:22,811
Err...Yes... you?

266
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,528
So... What else?

267
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:33,822
Pappa!

268
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,451
Nikhil bought that?

269
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,995
I can't sell myself, Can I?

270
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:42,747
What did he have to sell to buy this?

271
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,207
His kidney?

272
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,167
Pappa-"

273
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,506
Sssir...
marrying into this Solanki family

274
00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,716
...was such a masterstroke...

275
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,593
Now our company will surely take-off!
- Here...

276
00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,514
What?

277
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:00,640
Hold this

278
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,143
Baby, we can't keep
breaking up like this!

279
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,853
Karishma!
At least tell me what did I do now?

280
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,312
You asked Pappa for money...

281
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,773
Don't you have any self-respect?

282
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,568
What you are calling
self-respect is actually ego...

283
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:12,610
..and I am not egoistic...

284
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,445
Your ego shouldn't get
in the way of asking for help...

285
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:17,031
And what you are calling ego,
is actually self-respect!

286
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,616
My sense of 'self' tells me,

287
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,285
if you need help never
let your ego get in the way...

288
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,250
Baby, what can I do?

289
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,253
Wasn't it you who wanted
me to crack big contracts...

290
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,964
Now what do I do if
there's an emergency...

291
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:37,594
But if it bothers you,
I will not take any money from Pappa

292
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,345
I'll manage... okay?

293
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,556
No, it's not OK!

294
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,767
You approach everything so casually!

295
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,687
Yesterday you had a
contract...today you don't!

296
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,355
Papa was right..

297
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,024
..You're up to no good...

298
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,026
..you will be a stay-at-home husband...

299
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:58,406
...you tell me how can I
live with a man I don't respect...

300
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,118
...such a loser...useless

301
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:07,540
Karishma, please ya... did I not
support you when you were struggling?

302
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,959
I spent everything I earned on you.

303
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,589
You have given me <i>7</i> years,

304
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,799
all I am asking for is <i>7</i> more days!

305
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,052
I promise you, before the
wedding I will convince you, that

306
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,845
I am perfect for you...

307
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,806
and lfl can't,
you can do as you please...

308
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,434
but please give one last chance!

309
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,854
Gimme me one last chance ya!

310
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,370
Maa... water please!

311
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,499
Can someone get the door please?

312
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,794
Had the wedding been in Lucknow,
I would've organised a 21-gun salute...

313
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:57,632
here there's no water
to drink nor to wash!

314
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,175
I've called for a tanker already...

315
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,969
Fix a meeting with that Mr. Roy...

316
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:02,887
Everone's going deaf

317
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,430
Only he can get us 50 million...

318
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:05,890
Namaste.

319
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,017
Namaste.

320
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,352
How are you?

321
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,603
Namaste.

322
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,855
How are you?

323
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,150
Namaste.

324
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,695
Bro, howdy?

325
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,408
How are you?

326
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,661
Love marriage huh?
- Yes uncle.

327
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:27,829
Uncle!
- Stop it!

328
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:28,913
Are these real?

329
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,665
Where's your room?
We'll keep our bags there.

330
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:31,958
All youngsters to
the flat upstairs...

331
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:32,834
Ya, I know...

332
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,336
Boss, can't do this menial
picking up and dropping off people

333
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:36,337
Salim can you hold...

334
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,548
You are taking her sightseeing, yes?

335
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,550
I'm busy bro...can't you -

336
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:41,676
Me...

337
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:43,177
I need to babysit him...

338
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:44,721
You'll know when you have kids!

339
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,347
One second... Karishma is calling

340
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:49,100
Yes Karishma..hmmm...

341
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,270
I will get your guest a hotel room...

342
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,605
...you go on for your shoot...
babes don't stress..

343
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:56,733
I'm almost there...in
5 minutes...yes!!

344
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:57,900
Okay bye...bye

345
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,825
Divya Bhabhi(sis-in-law), Kabir will
take you around Mumbai, no worries!

346
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:11,956
<i>3</i>

347
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,168
There's no need
to cancel the shoot...

348
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,546
Why don't you shoot
someone else's scenes?

349
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,506
I'm going to take an hour...

350
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,466
<i>3</i>

351
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:22,759
Hi

352
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:24,844
So this your '5 minutes'?

353
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,221
Err... Sorry... I was stuck in traffic

354
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:30,600
You had to get married on
this day...all the hotels are booked

355
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:31,893
Everything's booked because no one's

356
00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:33,936
seen such an auspicious date
for marriage in a million years...

357
00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:36,481
Million years ago only
dinosaurs were getting married...

358
00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:41,235
Is she the guest?

359
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:42,737
Nikhil, this is Meeta...

360
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,782
This is Nikhil he
will get you a room...

361
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:48,159
I am shooting for the
next 3 days...

362
00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:49,786
After that I will
try and talk to everyone at home

363
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:52,538
and see if you can come home. Okay?

364
00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:54,916
Give me your number...

365
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,296
If you are calling from
lndia...then 00+86+1578961542

366
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,464
Slowly.. slowly..

367
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:03,883
0...

368
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:06,677
0...

369
00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:09,013
8...

370
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:11,682
6...

371
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:13,476
Meeta, hurry up...

372
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,061
7896142...

373
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,021
..nope... that's the old one...

374
00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:23,736
It's 00+86+2633142...

375
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,988
Nope... that's the landline...

376
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:29,784
Ha ha... my mobile number...

377
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:31,953
Chuck your international number...

378
00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,913
You can use my other phone...

379
00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:36,499
You'll be able to handle this right?

380
00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:38,292
C'mon Karishma! Of course...

381
00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:40,795
Finish that coffee...

382
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:41,796
Bye...

383
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:04,193
Do you remember me? I met
you at Deeksha's wedding?

384
00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:05,862
20 overs cricket...?

385
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:40,104
Guest house?

386
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:42,523
There's no hotel?

387
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:45,651
Okay, but where?

388
00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:48,654
That far!

389
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:52,158
Okay... text it to me... bye

390
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:06,088
Err... did you see
my bluetooth headset?

391
00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:16,140
Ya, Kabir?
- Is your Bhabhi a marathoner?

392
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,475
What?
- How much does she want to roam?

393
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:19,810
Why the hell is Divya Bhabhi so
hell-bent on sight-seeing man?!

394
00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:21,187
I took her to the
beach in the morning...

395
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:23,564
she says "I don't want to
see water, I want to see white roses"

396
00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:25,149
Take her to hanging gardens?

397
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:29,779
We're at the National
Park now..to see a tiger...

398
00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:32,406
...where do I produce one from?

399
00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:35,868
Liberate me from her
and I'll serve you for life!

400
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,203
Then take her to the zoo, and
lock her there!

401
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,329
Don't call me.

402
00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:54,178
Can you see that
guy with the Popsicle?

403
00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:55,638
That's Patole...

404
00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:57,306
He'll take you to the guest house...

405
00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:03,187
I'm sorry,
I need to head to the office

406
00:26:06,524 --> 00:26:09,485
You can call Karishma in case...

407
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,079
You get in first.

408
00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:37,888
How's everything?

409
00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:45,104
Book the Juhu hotel
for day after...

410
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,232
The entire hotel? For a meeting?

411
00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:51,319
Not for the meeting...
for a grand party...

412
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:53,904
We'll invite all
of Karishma's friends..

413
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:56,115
..From TV and films
and all her relatives...

414
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:58,117
Are you sure, it will impress her?

415
00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,410
I've been doing this for <i>7</i> years now...

416
00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:01,078
I know what to do... okay?

417
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,289
And how's everything?

418
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:04,874
All well?

419
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:09,378
And... what else?

420
00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:18,679
Android phone?

421
00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:23,184
You're up aunty...any
song with the syllable 'Ta'

422
00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:25,102
Me?
- Just one song

423
00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:29,940
Yes aunty...anything with 'Ta'...
a joke will do... even a nursery rhyme!

424
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:31,692
But start with a 'Ta'

425
00:27:31,901 --> 00:27:33,194
'Ta' is it?

426
00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:49,543
The best showroom in India... KAVERI!

427
00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:53,714
How do you handle taxation?

428
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:57,843
Oh yes, we pay tax!
Everything is computerized!

429
00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:01,889
Prateeksha... Deeksha... Amrita...

430
00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:03,391
And...

431
00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:05,351
Karishma... your son's fiancée...

432
00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:07,978
Oh ya... Karishma...
so where's the 5th one?

433
00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:10,356
She's no longer with us...

434
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:12,233
Sweet dish..

435
00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,652
Hey Prateeksha... Wear something
Decent, yes?

436
00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,696
I just haven't had the time...

437
00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:19,782
In this house, the two
sisters Prateeksha and Meeta..

438
00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:21,367
..Have no dress sense...

439
00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:23,452
Meeta is their sister?

440
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:27,540
Nope, she's the mother of all!

441
00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:31,252
DO NOT utter her name...

442
00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:34,714
Relax Alpesh uncle...keep your peace...

443
00:28:37,007 --> 00:28:38,300
Excuse me...

444
00:28:41,262 --> 00:28:43,389
Do you want this event to shut down!?

445
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:52,273
Karishma

446
00:28:54,442 --> 00:28:55,776
Meeta is your sister?

447
00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:00,281
How come you never told me?

448
00:29:01,282 --> 00:29:04,076
She ran away from home at
Deeksha's wedding...

449
00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:07,872
If Alpesh uncle finds out,
he will murder her...

450
00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:08,664
But...

451
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:11,292
No one needs to
know that she is back...

452
00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:12,752
You could've at least told me?

453
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:13,794
Please...

454
00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:12,144
Meeta...

455
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:20,611
Meeta...

456
00:30:37,253 --> 00:30:38,170
Meeta...

457
00:30:39,547 --> 00:30:40,589
Meeta...

458
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:47,680
Come...

459
00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:52,935
Bloody dog...this place
is infested with mosquitos...

460
00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:54,144
Stop 'sir sir'ing me...

461
00:30:54,562 --> 00:30:56,021
...what if she'd caught dengue?

462
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:58,732
Ssir dengue mosquitoes
don't bite at night

463
00:30:58,732 --> 00:31:00,025
They'll seek your permission
before they bite...

464
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,110
...have you done research on dengue?

465
00:31:01,110 --> 00:31:02,027
...Something must bite at night.

466
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:03,654
Sssir, I think the malaria
mosquitoes come out at night...

467
00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:04,905
Shut up... Hang up now!

468
00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:10,452
Mosquitoes never bite me...

469
00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:15,332
Sorry, I had no idea, this place

470
00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:16,417
It's okay...

471
00:31:24,675 --> 00:31:26,427
Are you sure, you don't want
to eat something?

472
00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:27,303
YUP

473
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:40,918
Meeta

474
00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:41,377
YUP

475
00:32:56,392 --> 00:32:58,102
I want a wet to...?

476
00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:09,488
Speak up!

477
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:11,824
Can I get get a wet towel?

478
00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:14,827
Wet towel?

479
00:33:15,536 --> 00:33:16,412
Will a dry towel do?

480
00:33:16,704 --> 00:33:17,746
You can make it wet...

481
00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:18,414
C)k-

482
00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:23,127
What do you need a wet towel for?

483
00:33:23,544 --> 00:33:25,629
If you place a wet towel on your
tummy, it kills your hunger!

484
00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:28,257
But I just asked you,
if were hungry?

485
00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,639
It's the only thing
open at this hour...

486
00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:43,897
Last order...

487
00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:46,233
2 half Chicken curries!
And... 1 tomyum soup... split by two

488
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:47,609
No, I don't want any soup...

489
00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:57,202
2 halves are always more than 1 full...

490
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:09,048
Karishma..

491
00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:10,632
Karishma..

492
00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:12,718
Karishma..

493
00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:15,429
Karishma..

494
00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:19,058
Karishma..

495
00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:20,601
My name is Meeta...

496
00:34:25,314 --> 00:34:27,149
They say, If you think of
hic the person thinking of you...

497
00:34:28,609 --> 00:34:30,194
then... it stops the hiccups...

498
00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:33,405
Then you should definitely say
my name...

499
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:36,158
..cause I've been thinking of you,
since the time I sat in your car...

500
00:34:41,455 --> 00:34:42,331
Meeta...

501
00:34:45,459 --> 00:34:46,460
Meeta...

502
00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:55,302
See, a hiccup is essentially an
involuntary spasm of the diaphragm

503
00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:56,762
which causes sudden
closure of the epiglottis,

504
00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,055
which creates the 'hic' sound.

505
00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:00,140
And the remedy for that is

506
00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:03,811
to just let it be, but if it lasts
too long, take medicines like

507
00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:05,813
maloperidol,
nanoclopramide and florpromazine,

508
00:35:05,813 --> 00:35:07,314
which won't be in the car...

509
00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:10,859
There's another way... it's
called the swimmer's remedy

510
00:35:13,112 --> 00:35:16,156
But you can't do this either, cause
you are driving...

511
00:35:18,575 --> 00:35:20,619
HEY, HEY, HEY!!!

512
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,830
ARE YOU CRAZY?!?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

513
00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:25,791
The 3rd method is shock...

514
00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:41,807
Are you a doctor?

515
00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:42,766
Nope...

516
00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:50,065
By the way... do you remember...
the 'Flying fielders'?

517
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:02,119
Black tea?

518
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:03,287
No... there's no black tea

519
00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:04,746
Green Tea?
- No...

520
00:36:05,122 --> 00:36:06,874
Tea?
- I would love coffee.

521
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:08,876
Tea?

522
00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:10,794
Not a word...

523
00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:13,422
Just pick it up!

524
00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:17,718
Bloody nonsense!

525
00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:35,444
Anant! Come down for breakfast...

526
00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:40,634
Salt...

527
00:37:52,229 --> 00:37:56,858
Everyone's busy... who's going to
take us saree-shopping to Bhuleshwar...

528
00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:57,734
Heh!

529
00:38:02,656 --> 00:38:04,074
You guys going to Bhuleshwar?

530
00:38:04,074 --> 00:38:05,242
I am also headed there.

531
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,286
What a coincidence!
You can come with me

532
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,122
Excuse me, but who are you?

533
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:13,750
But who are you?

534
00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:15,752
I... I... am Saro

535
00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:17,379
What kind of a name is that?

536
00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:19,006
It's Saraswati...

537
00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:21,008
I am Kabir's
grandmother...

538
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:25,554
I am Kabir's friend.
<i>-</i> Friend?

539
00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:31,435
You're Kabir's friend?

540
00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:33,478
Where do you stay?

541
00:38:34,730 --> 00:38:35,981
Peoples Republic of China

542
00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:37,941
China?

543
00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:41,903
Kabir...you've never mentioned her...

544
00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:44,698
And she lives In China...

545
00:38:44,698 --> 00:38:46,408
and if you've never left Delhi...

546
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,744
how did the two of you meet?

547
00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:52,122
Err.. online...err

548
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:09,890
Please don't tell anyone who you are?

549
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:11,767
But who am I?

550
00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:13,894
You're Karishma's sister...

551
00:39:15,187 --> 00:39:17,105
but don't tell them... okay?

552
00:39:29,326 --> 00:39:33,789
Aunty... do you know all of
Kanpur calls me 'The Kanpur-idol'

553
00:39:33,789 --> 00:39:34,790
Is it?

554
00:39:34,790 --> 00:39:39,294
If it wasn't for sheer bad luck,
I would've even become the next Indian Idol

555
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:40,754
Oh no...

556
00:39:40,754 --> 00:39:42,130
But, what happened?

557
00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:45,967
Every idol needs to beat the other
'idles'...

558
00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:48,804
and more than anything
impress the judges...

559
00:39:49,346 --> 00:39:53,058
I think the judges
just failed to catch my drift

560
00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:54,476
What song did you sing?

561
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:57,145
Here goes...

562
00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:10,867
"A hot cup of tea"

563
00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:15,122
"and my beloved to
make me drink it up"

564
00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:18,083
"I don't care if
she is black or white"

565
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:21,545
"But someone who..."
- "Who will embrace me"

566
00:40:21,545 --> 00:40:23,880
"But someone who will embrace me"

567
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:24,631
Yeah!

568
00:40:25,424 --> 00:40:29,678
"I wish I could meet her
and every sorrow would vanish"

569
00:40:41,565 --> 00:40:43,024
This is the song I sang

570
00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:44,776
Nice try.

571
00:40:49,823 --> 00:40:51,783
Take her for a 3D film... lmax!

572
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:54,828
Dude, she gets pimples
from wearing the 3D glasses...

573
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:56,580
How the hell do you know?

574
00:40:56,580 --> 00:40:57,789
'Coz she told me!

575
00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:58,832
Why would she tell you?

576
00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:01,042
How do I know, why she told me?!

577
00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,669
Dude take her to a church...

578
00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:04,588
Afghan Church...
Mahim Church..mosque...temple.

579
00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:06,590
Leave her at the doorstep
of the Almighty and stop calling me!

580
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,300
Hi, can you please remind Mr. Roy?

581
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:09,634
I am waiting here for 40 minutes...

582
00:41:09,885 --> 00:41:10,677
Nikhil...

583
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,098
I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.

584
00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:18,768
Hello?

585
00:41:18,768 --> 00:41:20,937
Nikhil... What guest house, is Meeta in?

586
00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:25,108
No... the guest house wasn't very good,
so I brought her over to my house

587
00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:28,820
Are you crazy?!
She's a drug addict, Nikhil!!!

588
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:31,239
You can't trust her with anything...

589
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:32,741
..where is she right now?

590
00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:34,618
Faster... Buck up buck up.

591
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:36,536
You, at the back... faster!

592
00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:39,164
She's pulling us all!
So strong she is...

593
00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,124
Run, run, run! - Go easy...

594
00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:43,502
Too slow. Too slow. Don't stop.

595
00:41:43,502 --> 00:41:44,503
Come on

596
00:41:44,503 --> 00:41:46,421
Wait... - C'mon, faster!

597
00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,715
Faster, faster. Come on

598
00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:51,384
Ya Karishma... she has taken
mom to Bhuleshwar for saree-shopping...

599
00:41:51,384 --> 00:41:52,969
Are you a dunce?

600
00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:54,513
Our shop is right there...

601
00:41:54,513 --> 00:41:56,598
Alpesh uncle will be there
as well...if he spots her...

602
00:41:56,598 --> 00:42:00,519
Oh shit shit... Karishma
gimme 5 minutes I'll call you back.

603
00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:01,394
Bye

604
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,023
Family.

605
00:42:06,942 --> 00:42:08,818
Sir...how is Mrs. Roy?

606
00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:12,989
Mrs. Roy? Yeah she's fine...

607
00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:16,493
There's a medical issue... Basically

608
00:42:16,493 --> 00:42:18,245
it's to do with her gall bladder...

609
00:42:18,245 --> 00:42:21,206
the doctor was saying
whether it was also the knee...

610
00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:25,001
you know the knee...
there's a lot of puss

611
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:26,419
Can I meet you in 2 hours?

612
00:42:26,836 --> 00:42:29,839
No.. I am so sorry,
today is a bad day...

613
00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:31,258
Sir can you give me 50 million rupees?

614
00:42:32,676 --> 00:42:33,802
Actually sir... I am really sorry,

615
00:42:33,802 --> 00:42:35,428
I have to go sir! Sorry sir...

616
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:39,307
On the double! Hurry up... - Oh god!

617
00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:40,559
Stop $toP!

618
00:42:40,559 --> 00:42:42,686
Wait, WAIT!

619
00:42:42,686 --> 00:42:44,145
My slipper has broken.

620
00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:45,272
Let's go...

621
00:42:45,272 --> 00:42:47,065
..oh, broken, huh? - It's broken

622
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,901
Don't pull, my wrist will break!

623
00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:51,778
You wait here...
Don't leave this place...

624
00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:53,280
I will go get it fixed.

625
00:42:54,698 --> 00:42:57,158
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello...

626
00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:59,995
Damn this bloody signal!

627
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,914
Come on, almost there.

628
00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:05,792
Bloody hell...

629
00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:08,128
Faster, faster.

630
00:43:08,128 --> 00:43:10,422
I'm telling you next week.

631
00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:15,093
Gayatri!
I think we've left Saro behind...

632
00:43:16,177 --> 00:43:16,928
Yup?

633
00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:18,388
We've left my sister behind...

634
00:43:18,388 --> 00:43:20,181
Even Abhinandan is missing...

635
00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:22,309
That's Kaveri sarees...
wait right here...

636
00:43:22,309 --> 00:43:23,518
I'll fetch the others, okay.

637
00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:25,228
Kaveri? - Ok

638
00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:34,988
Hello?

639
00:43:34,988 --> 00:43:37,657
I asked you to stay there...
! Where are the others?

640
00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:40,035
They went ahead no...

641
00:43:40,035 --> 00:43:41,786
Okay, don't move... I'll get the others.

642
00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,913
Okay? Okay?

643
00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:44,956
Okay.

644
00:43:51,296 --> 00:43:53,632
We have never separated before this!

645
00:44:02,891 --> 00:44:04,267
What's your problem?!

646
00:44:04,643 --> 00:44:06,478
I told you stay put no?

647
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,105
.. And where is that singing sensation?

648
00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:11,733
Didn't we leave him behind?

649
00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:14,569
What nonsense is this?!

650
00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:16,279
Ridiculous!

651
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:33,088
Can you fix me... er this?

652
00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:35,298
I can fix your face! Should I?

653
00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:38,176
Really?! Can you?

654
00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:39,511
Just get lost...

655
00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:41,346
Sorry...

656
00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:46,726
You guys are driving me crazy!

657
00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:49,396
Arre I am standing here on
one leg for the last ten minutes!

658
00:44:49,396 --> 00:44:51,189
Don't argue with me...

659
00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:52,232
Ridiculous!

660
00:44:53,650 --> 00:44:55,151
Now just wait here, okay?!

661
00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:56,152
Okay.

662
00:45:17,674 --> 00:45:19,467
What are you doing?

663
00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:20,927
Because I feel she is deaf...

664
00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:22,470
I've asked her to stay put...

665
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:25,890
...however she is here one
minute and there the other...

666
00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:29,060
Look, it's granny!

667
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:31,438
SARO! - Lacho!

668
00:45:32,105 --> 00:45:33,481
Lacho!

669
00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:34,774
Saro!

670
00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:37,861
Clones?!

671
00:45:38,153 --> 00:45:41,322
Clown... that's what you are...
They are twins!

672
00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:42,657
Dumbass...

673
00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:45,535
There's a signal problem. Yes, yes.

674
00:45:45,535 --> 00:45:46,786
C'mon!

675
00:45:47,746 --> 00:45:50,290
Hurry up... faster, faster!

676
00:45:57,046 --> 00:45:58,923
Welcome, please come in.

677
00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:01,676
Namaste, Namaste, Alpesh Bhai!
- Please come

678
00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:02,635
Leave me!

679
00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:05,430
Where is that girl?

680
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:06,681
Good she vanished...

681
00:46:06,681 --> 00:46:07,766
Leave me...

682
00:46:07,766 --> 00:46:08,850
Nope...

683
00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:09,768
Please... leave me...

684
00:46:09,768 --> 00:46:14,564
let her go...she was
terribly experi-MENTAL

685
00:46:14,564 --> 00:46:15,648
I want to meet Pappa

686
00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:17,525
Shut up... you can't meet Pappa...

687
00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:18,276
Shut up...

688
00:46:26,743 --> 00:46:28,995
Mosquitoes were attacking
her there..she wasn't eating..

689
00:46:28,995 --> 00:46:30,413
..She put a wet towel over her tummy

690
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:34,167
So get her dinner...
but why did you get her home...?

691
00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:35,168
Madam, salad...

692
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,170
She's your sister Karishma!

693
00:46:37,170 --> 00:46:39,589
Just do what you're told...

694
00:46:40,590 --> 00:46:42,217
Have you managed the money yet?

695
00:46:42,425 --> 00:46:43,510
I am on it...

696
00:46:43,510 --> 00:46:45,428
You please focus on that!

697
00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:46,721
Ya.

698
00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:58,274
Hurry up...

699
00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:02,612
Hurry up... we need to leave.

700
00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:11,788
Do you do drugs?

701
00:47:11,788 --> 00:47:12,831
Nope

702
00:47:15,124 --> 00:47:16,626
Then what are those
pills you keep popping?

703
00:47:17,252 --> 00:47:17,961
Medicines...

704
00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:19,254
What medicines?

705
00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:24,384
Dichlorosystrin,
zincodestrin and oxidisulphide...

706
00:47:24,384 --> 00:47:25,385
Are you unwell?

707
00:47:25,677 --> 00:47:26,302
Nope.

708
00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:28,513
Then why do you take them?

709
00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:29,681
Coz I get these weird sensations...

710
00:47:29,681 --> 00:47:31,099
These pills control them.

711
00:47:31,558 --> 00:47:32,934
What kind of sensations?

712
00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:39,232
Sensations such as shivering,
palpitating, irritability,

713
00:47:39,232 --> 00:47:44,779
coughing, trembling, hallucinating...
ticklishness, sheepishness, sleep...

714
00:48:02,088 --> 00:48:03,464
Hurry up everyone,

715
00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:06,217
the party is tomorrow, not next year!

716
00:48:07,010 --> 00:48:09,929
Hey crane operator! Can't you see?!

717
00:48:10,430 --> 00:48:11,514
Are you sober now?

718
00:48:12,265 --> 00:48:14,684
Do you even know how many
side effects those pills have?

719
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:16,811
Plenty of them

720
00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:21,649
Memory loss...definitely
a gain in appetite...

721
00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:23,526
...which is reduced
considerably when you eat...

722
00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:27,363
...when I pop in a lot of pills,
my heart rate races to 300...

723
00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:31,826
...when so much of blood is being
pumped through my nose bleeds and...

724
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:33,703
And?

725
00:48:33,703 --> 00:48:36,664
And... hypoglycemic shock...
Coma... and eventually death...

726
00:48:41,169 --> 00:48:42,712
You're addicted to them...

727
00:48:43,546 --> 00:48:45,340
Nope... I've formulated
them 15 days ago...

728
00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:47,133
it takes 21 for any addiction...

729
00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:48,760
That's what all junkies say.

730
00:48:50,053 --> 00:48:51,304
I am not an addict...

731
00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:56,142
I haven't touched them for <i>7</i> years now

732
00:48:58,311 --> 00:48:59,938
Ssir, ssir...

733
00:49:00,229 --> 00:49:01,940
Okay, C'mon guys... Listen up!

734
00:49:02,231 --> 00:49:04,817
Listen carefully...
the music comes on first..

735
00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:06,361
Then the drapes...

736
00:49:06,653 --> 00:49:07,987
Then the flowers...

737
00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:09,155
fountains...

738
00:49:09,155 --> 00:49:10,239
then the crane...

739
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,117
finally, the fireworks... okay?!

740
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:14,577
Got it?

741
00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:16,788
You got it! - Imagine, this is Karishma

742
00:49:16,788 --> 00:49:18,081
Huh?

743
00:49:18,081 --> 00:49:19,499
C'mon man...

744
00:49:23,836 --> 00:49:24,921
Sit straight

745
00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:29,676
Meeta... It's very funny, is it?

746
00:49:30,176 --> 00:49:31,803
Why don't you try?

747
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:33,262
Come

748
00:49:33,262 --> 00:49:34,430
Dude, let it be... just sit

749
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:36,432
No, No, Why not let the lady try?

750
00:49:37,892 --> 00:49:38,977
Come

751
00:49:50,196 --> 00:49:52,615
Cool, let's go... Look here Karishma

752
00:49:52,991 --> 00:49:54,659
Listen, you go and...

753
00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:57,954
'Karishma' please look here...
- Oh, sorry

754
00:49:57,954 --> 00:49:59,664
Pay attention okay? We're starting now

755
00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:01,332
Start the music...

756
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:03,584
as soon as this happens,
she will be surprised

757
00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,097
Start the damn music!

758
00:50:16,597 --> 00:50:18,016
Music.. music!

759
00:50:19,017 --> 00:50:20,226
Music

760
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:22,603
Go for it! Play!

761
00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:25,857
Music.. music!
- Salim! Music... not the crane!

762
00:50:25,857 --> 00:50:28,776
What are you doing Salim! Bring it down!

763
00:50:28,776 --> 00:50:32,238
Down, down! - Salim, are you crazy?

764
00:50:32,238 --> 00:50:34,365
We'll fall down! - Down, down!

765
00:50:36,325 --> 00:50:37,577
Stop the music!

766
00:50:40,413 --> 00:50:41,831
"A little unsaid"

767
00:50:41,831 --> 00:50:43,082
"A little undone" - Meeta...

768
00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:45,168
"A little Of both"

769
00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:46,961
"Fleetingly it stays,"

770
00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:48,379
"In a twinkle its gone"

771
00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:50,673
"Such a silly little feeling"
- Sir must be feeling dizzy...

772
00:50:50,673 --> 00:50:54,969
"Yipeee...I'm such a hippie"
- ...just hold on to him or he'll fall,

773
00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:58,598
"We dance, we prance...
reach for the ceiling."

774
00:50:58,598 --> 00:51:00,475
"However hard I resist,"

775
00:51:00,475 --> 00:51:03,853
"These hips do shake 'n twist,"

776
00:51:03,853 --> 00:51:05,980
"To the tune of the beat,"

777
00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:08,441
"I gotta shake it like Shammi"

778
00:51:11,152 --> 00:51:12,945
"I gotta shake it, shake it..."

779
00:51:13,362 --> 00:51:22,038
HELP! HELP ME! I can't breathe...
Help! Help! I'll fall down!

780
00:51:24,290 --> 00:51:27,043
"A steadfast gaze upon you,"

781
00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:33,007
"Reside forever within your eyes."

782
00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:39,097
"Drive myself all crazy,"

783
00:51:39,972 --> 00:51:45,436
"And keep you full of mirth,"

784
00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:48,856
"Keep a steadfast gaze on you."

785
00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:04,205
I feel new sensations...

786
00:52:04,205 --> 00:52:06,749
as if fountains of
cool water are breaking out

787
00:52:06,749 --> 00:52:08,376
underneath while fireworks
are going off above

788
00:52:08,376 --> 00:52:09,752
while we are swinging through it all...

789
00:52:12,505 --> 00:52:16,968
Ssir... If this happens tomorrow,
The party will be a disaster!

790
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:20,388
How will you impress Karishma?

791
00:52:24,559 --> 00:52:25,685
All okay?

792
00:52:25,935 --> 00:52:27,228
Solid pressure...

793
00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:29,438
Me go first...

794
00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:30,731
I can sing for you..

795
00:52:30,731 --> 00:52:32,358
No thanks...its all yours...

796
00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:34,110
You sure? - Oui... I'm sure

797
00:52:34,569 --> 00:52:35,945
Thanks Bro.

798
00:52:37,989 --> 00:52:40,741
Arre Kaveriji,
where has the sugar disappeared?

799
00:52:42,869 --> 00:52:45,079
Mom... my chocolates are missing...

800
00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:47,331
Don't lie...you ate them.

801
00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:48,416
Open your mouth

802
00:52:52,211 --> 00:52:55,464
Since dawn you are in and
out of the loo? Upset tummy?

803
00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:57,008
No... upset MIND!

804
00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:59,260
All the toothpastes from
the house have vanished!

805
00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:02,430
It's our son's wedding and
all you care about is toothpaste?

806
00:53:02,430 --> 00:53:03,764
I care about the theft

807
00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:06,851
"she slips out in the night,
creates confusion,"

808
00:53:06,851 --> 00:53:09,395
"she's herself mixed
the chillies with the jaggery"

809
00:53:09,395 --> 00:53:11,939
"she's gone crazy, her brain is racing,"

810
00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:14,442
"she has mixed all the food together"

811
00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:16,652
"everything is mixed,"

812
00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:19,488
Karishma please talk to Pappa today...

813
00:53:19,488 --> 00:53:20,865
It's been 3 days, please...

814
00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:25,870
"Business with your
own money is a no no,"

815
00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:27,163
"no favouring anyone
when it comes to money,"

816
00:53:27,163 --> 00:53:29,540
"paying someone even after the credit
period is a no no, boom boom partyy"

817
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,417
"There's complete confusion"

818
00:53:31,417 --> 00:53:32,168
Hello...

819
00:53:32,168 --> 00:53:34,253
Meeta - "House in trouble.
Everything is upside down"

820
00:53:34,253 --> 00:53:36,756
Excuse me Meeta.
- "It's a strange situation"

821
00:53:36,756 --> 00:53:38,841
"She's a gangster"

822
00:53:39,634 --> 00:53:42,094
"She's a thief" - She's
called twice since morning...

823
00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:44,513
"There's a dark spot on the moon"

824
00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:45,765
"Plenty of trouble"

825
00:53:45,765 --> 00:53:47,767
"She's the prime suspect"

826
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:53,356
"she talks sometimes in gujrati, at times
english and also at times in chinese"

827
00:53:53,356 --> 00:53:56,108
"she slips out in the night,
creates confusion,"

828
00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:58,736
"shes herself mixed the
chillies with the jaggery"

829
00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:01,239
"shes gone crazy, her brain is racing,"

830
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,741
"she has mixed all the food together"

831
00:54:03,741 --> 00:54:05,076
"Business with your
own money is a no no,"

832
00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:06,327
"giving proper bills
to customers is a no no,"

833
00:54:06,327 --> 00:54:07,578
"cutting ur profits
everyday is a no no,"

834
00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:08,871
"paying sales tax is a complete no no,"

835
00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:10,164
"Business with your
own money is a no no,"

836
00:54:10,164 --> 00:54:11,374
"no favouring anyone
when it comes to money,"

837
00:54:11,374 --> 00:54:12,541
"paying someone even after
the credit period is a no no,"

838
00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:14,252
"showing ur extravagance
to people is a no no"

839
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,839
"she see yellow when its red and white
when its yellow, when she pops some pills"

840
00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:20,383
"when the whole village listens to..."

841
00:54:20,383 --> 00:54:23,094
"...a daayro( gujrati folk music)she
likes listening to techno music"

842
00:54:23,803 --> 00:54:25,805
"There's complete confusion"

843
00:54:25,805 --> 00:54:28,849
"no it cant be," - "House in trouble.
Everything is upside down"

844
00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:31,185
"It's a strange situation"

845
00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:32,895
"She's a gangster"

846
00:54:32,895 --> 00:54:34,146
"no my friend"

847
00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:35,940
"She's a thief"

848
00:54:39,068 --> 00:54:41,112
"Plenty of trouble"

849
00:54:41,112 --> 00:54:43,572
"She's the prime suspect"

850
00:54:47,535 --> 00:54:49,578
"she slips out in the night,
creates confusion,"

851
00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:51,956
"she's herself mixed
the chillies with the jaggery"

852
00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:53,541
"she's gone crazy, her brain is racing,"

853
00:54:53,541 --> 00:54:55,251
"she has mixed all the food together"

854
00:54:55,251 --> 00:54:57,003
"cant be my brother,
cant be my god, cant be my lord,"

855
00:54:57,003 --> 00:54:58,713
"cant be the one doing wrong stuff"

856
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,591
"does this toothpaste have sugar"

857
00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:05,428
"she slips out...she slips out"

858
00:55:05,428 --> 00:55:07,888
"There's complete confusion"

859
00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:10,433
"House in trouble.
Everything is upside down"

860
00:55:10,433 --> 00:55:12,601
"It's a strange situation"

861
00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:14,437
"She's a gangster"

862
00:55:14,603 --> 00:55:19,275
"everything is mixed up,
everything is confusion"

863
00:55:20,443 --> 00:55:22,069
"BOOM BOOM PARTY!"

864
00:55:22,069 --> 00:55:25,197
Nikhil, bro you can't
be late for your own party!

865
00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:27,533
You guys leave.. I'll come

866
00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:38,252
Bye...

867
00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:41,797
Can I also come? I want to meet Pappa

868
00:55:46,761 --> 00:55:49,347
Thank you for coming. - Congratulations!

869
00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:51,766
No, no.. Thanks, bye.

870
00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:57,605
Man don't you think this is
the perfect time to relaunch Meeta?

871
00:55:57,605 --> 00:55:59,148
"Return of Meeta!"

872
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,819
Yup if you want to kill Papa,
its a deadly idea..

873
00:56:21,504 --> 00:56:23,089
Should I worry about
Deeksha's wedding...

874
00:56:23,089 --> 00:56:24,590
...or keep running
behind this crazy girl?

875
00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:25,883
I am fed up of this...

876
00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:35,226
PaPPa--- My project?

877
00:56:35,226 --> 00:56:38,020
Look at her...

878
00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:43,401
I'd said - don't be lenient,
you didn't listen.

879
00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:48,072
Don't send her away to study, you did.

880
00:56:48,531 --> 00:56:51,075
Don't let her stay by herself,
you did...

881
00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:53,619
..and today you let
her into the wedding...

882
00:56:53,619 --> 00:56:55,663
What's the issue with
me here at the wedding?

883
00:56:55,663 --> 00:56:56,414
Shutup!

884
00:56:56,997 --> 00:56:59,875
I have an issue with you!

885
00:57:01,544 --> 00:57:08,509
Your torn jeans, your unmade hair!

886
00:57:08,509 --> 00:57:11,178
She doesn't look like
a girl from any angle.

887
00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:16,058
Devesh she is going
to bring home a bride!

888
00:57:16,392 --> 00:57:18,519
Right or wrong? Speak up now

889
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,022
Make up your mind,
you want me to Shut up, or speak?

890
00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:22,815
Shut up!

891
00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:29,655
Treat me with respect...

892
00:57:32,450 --> 00:57:34,535
...or I will kill you...

893
00:57:35,744 --> 00:57:39,373
You've spoilt her, deal with her...

894
00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:41,959
lmbecile!

895
00:57:53,095 --> 00:57:55,264
But Pappa... my project?!

896
00:58:04,064 --> 00:58:05,357
Pappa, please

897
00:58:05,357 --> 00:58:06,275
Enough Meeta..

898
00:58:07,193 --> 00:58:10,404
..There's a wedding on...
wear some decent clothes

899
00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:27,171
The day before Deeksha's wedding
she ran away with all the money...

900
00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:28,589
Papa had a heart attack
on the day of wedding..

901
00:58:28,589 --> 00:58:30,174
..And instead of bidding
the bride adieu, he was in the ICU.

902
00:58:30,382 --> 00:58:32,301
She's been gone since then,

903
00:58:33,093 --> 00:58:35,429
and you want to relaunch that Meeta?!

904
00:58:35,429 --> 00:58:36,680
Very good!

905
00:58:36,931 --> 00:58:38,015
Err...

906
00:58:38,641 --> 00:58:39,517
What?

907
00:58:40,935 --> 00:58:42,561
Err... <i>-</i> "Err" What?

908
00:58:43,187 --> 00:58:44,522
Meeta... in the car!

909
00:58:44,522 --> 00:58:45,689
WHAT?!

910
00:58:52,238 --> 00:58:54,198
Shit! - What happened?

911
00:58:54,198 --> 00:58:56,575
She was right here! - Where's she now?

912
00:58:56,575 --> 00:58:58,953
Everyone calls me Bachu! - Meetu?

913
00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:43,706
Fatty - you are falling
out of your clothes!

914
00:59:43,706 --> 00:59:45,874
Do you still steal
food from other's plates?

915
00:59:45,874 --> 00:59:47,543
What are you doing here?

916
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,003
What are you - ?

917
00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:52,548
What are you doing here?

918
00:59:55,301 --> 00:59:57,011
Come with me!

919
00:59:57,011 --> 00:59:58,304
I want to dance! - Quiet!

920
00:59:58,304 --> 00:59:59,430
Karishma, what is she doing here?

921
00:59:59,430 --> 01:00:01,640
Deeksha, please don't tell anyone...
I'll just come back!

922
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:02,975
Karishma!

923
01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:14,737
Pappa.

924
01:00:30,628 --> 01:00:33,505
Nikhil, I can't believe you did this!
Are you crazy?!

925
01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:35,758
How many times did I
say not to bring her here?

926
01:00:35,758 --> 01:00:37,301
When are you going to get some brains?

927
01:00:37,301 --> 01:00:38,677
You can't do one thing right!

928
01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:39,970
I can't get through to Kabir...

929
01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:42,723
Hurry up and leave Kabir...
Leave the phone... Just hurry up and go!

930
01:00:42,723 --> 01:00:45,309
Yup... Ya! - What if Pappa sees her?!

931
01:00:45,309 --> 01:00:46,727
Do whatever you feel like with her...

932
01:00:46,727 --> 01:00:48,520
..lock her in a room...
or leave her by the roadside..

933
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,647
I don't care!

934
01:00:50,731 --> 01:00:53,025
You're hurting me! - Just get in

935
01:01:04,536 --> 01:01:05,537
Vada Pav?

936
01:01:06,622 --> 01:01:07,748
Should we eat?

937
01:01:09,291 --> 01:01:10,542
I haven't had one in years...

938
01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:16,382
I am really hungry... I've not
eaten anything since lunch... please!

939
01:01:17,716 --> 01:01:20,260
I am not going to stop
even if you die of hunger!

940
01:01:20,678 --> 01:01:22,012
You are a curse...

941
01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:24,765
..the devil incarnate!

942
01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:27,643
Everything was set...

943
01:01:27,810 --> 01:01:29,520
I'd planned such a grand surprise...

944
01:01:29,687 --> 01:01:31,313
She would've forgiven me...

945
01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:34,400
but you've ruined everything!

946
01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,735
To hell with Vada pav...

947
01:02:01,343 --> 01:02:03,762
Why do you keep doing that?
Are you going blind?!

948
01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:06,056
Where's Nikhil?

949
01:02:07,433 --> 01:02:11,311
Err... he...
he's gone out... something came up

950
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:15,899
The payment for the event has been made,
yes? I can enjoy, yes?

951
01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:19,695
Only 5 Vada Pavs... please.

952
01:02:35,586 --> 01:02:36,253
Hello...

953
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:37,337
Nikhil...

954
01:02:37,337 --> 01:02:38,881
Nope... He's gone to get Vada Pav...

955
01:02:38,881 --> 01:02:39,923
And who are you?

956
01:02:39,923 --> 01:02:41,508
He's come - Take this.

957
01:02:45,471 --> 01:02:47,723
Pappa...No No... I'll be there...

958
01:02:47,723 --> 01:02:49,016
Right away!

959
01:03:16,418 --> 01:03:18,754
Hello George... the car's stalled...

960
01:03:19,087 --> 01:03:20,506
Ya, I'll text you where...

961
01:03:31,350 --> 01:03:32,893
Give me money... I'm still hungry

962
01:03:46,281 --> 01:03:47,741
Heh... It's not opening?

963
01:03:52,454 --> 01:03:54,248
What did you think...we're
out on a date in this rain?

964
01:03:54,248 --> 01:03:55,499
Shall I get you some wine?!

965
01:03:55,666 --> 01:03:57,835
We're locked in Meeta...
Why can't you get it?!

966
01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:30,576
Move... you're blocking the light

967
01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:38,959
What's the matter?

968
01:04:38,959 --> 01:04:41,044
The battery's dead... - So, what next?

969
01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:51,555
AC to DC...
If I charge it then... energy

970
01:04:51,555 --> 01:04:53,807
Do you have a laptop charger?
- It's in the car...

971
01:04:53,807 --> 01:04:56,143
Do what you have to,
I need to get back to the party!

972
01:04:56,143 --> 01:04:56,935
YUP

973
01:04:56,935 --> 01:04:58,478
How will the battery get charged here?

974
01:05:17,497 --> 01:05:19,917
You're a Chemical engineer from IIT...

975
01:05:20,626 --> 01:05:22,169
Then why did you have to steal and run?

976
01:05:22,544 --> 01:05:24,463
I needed funds for my project...

977
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,674
Pappa refused...
he thought I wanted to buy drugs...

978
01:05:27,674 --> 01:05:29,259
I had no other option

979
01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:33,597
Damn cool ya!
Why don't I get such ideas?

980
01:05:35,641 --> 01:05:37,351
What did you do there all these years?

981
01:05:41,063 --> 01:05:44,816
From here I went to a
University in China, for my PhD.

982
01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:47,903
3 years later my PhD was over,
and so was the grant...

983
01:05:47,903 --> 01:05:49,529
But the research wasn't.

984
01:05:49,988 --> 01:05:52,032
So I borrowed funds
from a private investor...

985
01:05:52,032 --> 01:05:55,452
and opened a lab
where I am doing my research.

986
01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:58,747
And I've made this till now...

987
01:06:04,503 --> 01:06:06,672
This is what you've
made after <i>7</i> years...

988
01:06:08,090 --> 01:06:11,718
Forget Pappa even I wouldn't
give you money for this

989
01:06:20,727 --> 01:06:22,062
It's a high density polymer.

990
01:06:22,813 --> 01:06:24,690
The material's density
is increased so much that..

991
01:06:24,690 --> 01:06:26,858
..Millions of molecules
become one single molecule.

992
01:06:26,858 --> 01:06:29,069
This material then
does not absorb any energy.

993
01:06:29,069 --> 01:06:30,237
It only reflects.

994
01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:36,702
That's what this ball is made
from and it will keep bouncing until..

995
01:06:39,287 --> 01:06:41,164
It's stopped by an external force.

996
01:06:43,375 --> 01:06:44,918
I think your battery's charged...

997
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,800
Dude, let's launch this ball at
the cricket league opening ceremony...

998
01:06:52,217 --> 01:06:54,177
All the batsmen, will lose it!

999
01:06:56,054 --> 01:06:57,180
This ball can provide electricity

1000
01:06:57,180 --> 01:07:00,892
For an entire apartment
building For 24 hours... non-stop.

1001
01:07:14,698 --> 01:07:17,743
Hey, Hey guys! Don't leave now...
please stay na? Please... ya

1002
01:07:20,328 --> 01:07:22,789
Just wait dude...
I'm coming! Just wait!

1003
01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:24,207
Hi!

1004
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:27,127
Just come with me for a second...
I have a surprise for you

1005
01:07:30,297 --> 01:07:31,590
What were you doing till now?

1006
01:07:32,132 --> 01:07:35,927
I was dropping her off...
I wasn't on the beach!

1007
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,055
What do I know...

1008
01:07:40,307 --> 01:07:41,308
Karishma

1009
01:07:42,768 --> 01:07:45,437
Karishma, just come for a sec

1010
01:07:46,021 --> 01:07:48,023
Everything's ready... please just come

1011
01:07:48,023 --> 01:07:49,983
Please Karishma, don't go
like this it's very embarrassing...

1012
01:07:49,983 --> 01:07:51,568
You deserve it...

1013
01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:56,114
Sorry - Be careful

1014
01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:44,121
Open your fists like this...
Now stretch... you'll feel good

1015
01:08:46,915 --> 01:08:51,211
Like how kids sleep... with wide,
Open arms... no baggage... stress free..

1016
01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:54,089
Kids don't suffer breaks ups...

1017
01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:55,382
Exactly.

1018
01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:58,176
Only adults complicate
& stress their lives...

1019
01:08:58,176 --> 01:09:01,221
..like these tightly closed fists...

1020
01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:12,607
What do you want?

1021
01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:15,318
Please just do it...

1022
01:09:22,159 --> 01:09:23,118
Breathe in...

1023
01:09:26,246 --> 01:09:27,581
..Breathe out

1024
01:09:29,374 --> 01:09:30,500
Breathe in...

1025
01:09:31,710 --> 01:09:33,044
..Breathe out

1026
01:09:35,297 --> 01:09:37,591
Karishma is never happy
with anything I do...

1027
01:09:38,466 --> 01:09:40,010
.. and then she'll break up...
for any damn reason...

1028
01:09:40,427 --> 01:09:41,720
sometimes even without one.

1029
01:09:43,096 --> 01:09:44,973
Then why don't you break up with her?

1030
01:09:46,183 --> 01:09:48,101
Is it some sort of a motto
you sisters have around break-ups?

1031
01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:52,105
We've have broken up regularly
each month in the last seven years,

1032
01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:53,398
like a mortgage payment.

1033
01:09:53,982 --> 01:09:56,443
Many times I have
felt like walking away...

1034
01:09:57,319 --> 01:09:58,528
..but fear that..

1035
01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:03,408
..She will not come chasing
after me to cajole or explain...

1036
01:10:05,243 --> 01:10:06,870
Why don't you try leaving her once?

1037
01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:08,830
I don't want to leaver her!

1038
01:10:10,415 --> 01:10:11,833
It only takes 2 seconds to leave...

1039
01:10:12,584 --> 01:10:14,419
but what about the
heartache that follows...?

1040
01:10:15,128 --> 01:10:18,215
And what's the guarantee, that
the next girl you meet will be perfect?

1041
01:10:18,965 --> 01:10:22,344
So you keep breaking up,
till you meet someone perfect?!

1042
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:25,597
Like animals...

1043
01:10:29,809 --> 01:10:34,189
It's easy to walk away man...

1044
01:10:34,481 --> 01:10:36,066
but to make a relationship work,

1045
01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:39,110
there need to be adjustments...
sacrifices...

1046
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,327
That's quite a pragmatic thought...

1047
01:10:48,495 --> 01:10:50,497
But it's also depressing and unromantic.

1048
01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:56,711
Tell me why have you come back?

1049
01:10:58,672 --> 01:10:59,798
To steal...

1050
01:11:01,049 --> 01:11:02,259
Steal?!

1051
01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:05,762
Do it...

1052
01:11:14,104 --> 01:11:15,605
Isn't it like this?

1053
01:11:16,564 --> 01:11:18,066
You can do this also...

1054
01:11:57,522 --> 01:11:58,982
Aunty c'mon... they're calling you

1055
01:11:59,149 --> 01:12:01,276
Gargi, I can't find my necklace.

1056
01:12:01,276 --> 01:12:01,901
What?

1057
01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:04,946
Is Nikhil asleep?

1058
01:12:05,447 --> 01:12:07,282
No Pappa! He must be around...

1059
01:12:07,282 --> 01:12:08,742
You can't meet Pappa right now!

1060
01:12:08,742 --> 01:12:09,951
Don't argue!

1061
01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:11,911
You're not listening...
Just go upstairs right now

1062
01:12:11,911 --> 01:12:12,996
Nikhil...

1063
01:12:13,705 --> 01:12:15,248
..Everybody's waiting for

1064
01:12:16,124 --> 01:12:17,417
Go upstairs, I'll come.

1065
01:12:19,544 --> 01:12:20,879
What is she doing here?

1066
01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:21,796
Nothing.

1067
01:12:21,796 --> 01:12:23,506
What if Pappa sees her?
Everyone is here!

1068
01:12:23,506 --> 01:12:25,383
Don't worry. She's going.

1069
01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:27,010
Gimme two minutes

1070
01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:29,387
Hurry up... Everyone's waiting...

1071
01:12:30,722 --> 01:12:32,349
Just come with me

1072
01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:36,227
Just let me see Pappa once? - No!

1073
01:12:36,436 --> 01:12:37,604
Stay here... You cannot come down.

1074
01:12:37,604 --> 01:12:38,813
So, I need to lock you in.

1075
01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:40,774
I won't come down...

1076
01:12:40,774 --> 01:12:43,568
I trust Meeta... but I don't trust
Meeta 2.0... your 'after-pills' version!

1077
01:12:44,569 --> 01:12:45,820
What if I need to use the loo?

1078
01:12:46,237 --> 01:12:47,530
Hold it... you're not a kid!

1079
01:12:52,077 --> 01:12:54,079
The diamond necklace is missing.

1080
01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:57,082
It's not where I had left it.

1081
01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:11,346
I am sorry for yesterday...

1082
01:13:12,639 --> 01:13:13,556
It's okay...

1083
01:13:26,027 --> 01:13:28,071
Of course I am late,
there was a ceremony at home...

1084
01:13:28,071 --> 01:13:29,739
You brief Adnani, I'll just reach there

1085
01:13:30,281 --> 01:13:31,908
Ya, don't worry... I'll get there

1086
01:13:32,534 --> 01:13:34,911
Shit!... Salim...
I forgot to wear my lucky trousers...

1087
01:13:35,537 --> 01:13:36,704
I'll get there, okay.

1088
01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:41,876
It's a necklace, not a shoe!

1089
01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:44,254
I think I found Sita
uncle's shirt under the sofa!

1090
01:13:44,254 --> 01:13:46,214
How much was it for?

1091
01:13:48,133 --> 01:13:50,009
Maa... what's happening here?

1092
01:13:50,427 --> 01:13:52,095
The necklace is missing...

1093
01:13:52,554 --> 01:13:54,597
Your Dad is investigating inside...

1094
01:13:55,974 --> 01:13:57,267
Papa!

1095
01:14:01,146 --> 01:14:02,480
Shit!

1096
01:14:15,493 --> 01:14:16,661
I am so sorry...

1097
01:14:24,127 --> 01:14:27,839
I borrowed this saree from Gargi...

1098
01:14:42,937 --> 01:14:44,439
I drink a lot of water...

1099
01:14:44,439 --> 01:14:46,608
So... I couldn't control

1100
01:14:48,610 --> 01:14:49,861
I'm really sorry...

1101
01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:03,750
Hi...I'm here to see Mr. Adnani.

1102
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:05,710
Sure, please have a
seat I'll call the manager.

1103
01:15:05,710 --> 01:15:07,170
He'll take you in.

1104
01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:22,644
Sir, 50 million is loose change

1105
01:15:23,019 --> 01:15:25,188
For you... you've changed
the fates of so many industries...

1106
01:15:25,438 --> 01:15:26,940
Now please change our fates too...

1107
01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:28,691
No, I can't give you money... Sorry...

1108
01:15:29,984 --> 01:15:30,777
Why?

1109
01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:33,821
I am Mukesh Adnani.

1110
01:15:34,155 --> 01:15:38,201
I have been a game-changer in Robotics,
IT, Bio Tech, and what not...

1111
01:15:38,201 --> 01:15:40,537
and you are begging
me for 50 million?

1112
01:15:40,537 --> 01:15:42,497
What game can you possibly
change with 50 million?

1113
01:15:42,497 --> 01:15:44,165
I don't want to be a game-changer...

1114
01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:46,334
I just want to get married...
and for that I need 50 million!

1115
01:15:47,377 --> 01:15:50,171
I'll give the money.
I should have it in a couple of days...

1116
01:15:50,171 --> 01:15:52,757
Thanks but I don't want
a penny from your family...

1117
01:15:53,424 --> 01:15:55,593
I started a business
to make Karishma happy...

1118
01:15:55,885 --> 01:15:56,803
She is nowhere close to being pleased...

1119
01:15:56,803 --> 01:15:59,556
But I've lost the little self-respect
I had from this constant begging!

1120
01:16:04,686 --> 01:16:07,272
You clearly hate what you do...

1121
01:16:08,481 --> 01:16:09,524
Okay

1122
01:16:10,692 --> 01:16:12,026
Actually you know, I...

1123
01:16:13,403 --> 01:16:14,362
..forget it

1124
01:16:18,199 --> 01:16:19,409
Keep this a secret..

1125
01:16:19,993 --> 01:16:21,411
..Certainly from my dad..

1126
01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:23,705
I should've become a police officer..

1127
01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:25,123
IPS

1128
01:16:26,874 --> 01:16:27,834
Well become one now...

1129
01:16:27,834 --> 01:16:28,793
You crazy?

1130
01:16:28,793 --> 01:16:31,087
..After seven years of attempted
entrepreneurship, IPS seems good...

1131
01:16:31,379 --> 01:16:33,381
Had I become a cop I
may have liked to be a thief..

1132
01:16:33,756 --> 01:16:35,258
..There's no guarantee on
what the mind will like next...

1133
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:38,720
A guarantee in love, a guarantee
in work, a guarantee over the mind..

1134
01:16:39,304 --> 01:16:41,347
..Might as well have been
born with a guarantee card

1135
01:16:41,973 --> 01:16:42,682
Now can you stay quiet..

1136
01:16:42,849 --> 01:16:45,643
..L have an important meeting
and it is my last chance...

1137
01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:46,686
Uh...

1138
01:16:46,686 --> 01:16:47,812
Quiet!

1139
01:17:00,491 --> 01:17:01,367
Just tell me...

1140
01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:03,828
There are no 'last chances'
only second chances!

1141
01:17:07,457 --> 01:17:08,541
Mr. Nikhil...

1142
01:17:10,585 --> 01:17:11,544
<i>3</i>

1143
01:17:17,592 --> 01:17:18,885
You're late by an hour.

1144
01:17:19,093 --> 01:17:20,470
Ya... Sorry...

1145
01:17:20,470 --> 01:17:21,304
traffic...

1146
01:17:22,180 --> 01:17:24,766
Sir, just say yes and change our fates

1147
01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:29,437
The meeting's in here...?

1148
01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:32,148
If you'd come any later,
it would've been in the shower room.

1149
01:17:33,483 --> 01:17:37,445
Ssssir, please change our fate too...

1150
01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:41,574
Hi Sir...Nikhil..

1151
01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:47,038
Sir I'm a huge huge...fan..

1152
01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:52,293
Its such an honour
to sit with you sir...

1153
01:18:06,057 --> 01:18:08,267
Sir I'm not here for 50 million..

1154
01:18:08,810 --> 01:18:12,021
I'm here to share an idea..

1155
01:18:12,563 --> 01:18:13,898
..To change a game..

1156
01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:16,693
I'm sure you watch cricket?

1157
01:18:18,152 --> 01:18:19,696
How was it played initially?

1158
01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:22,949
A batsman would hit the ball, and
if the ball were to get stuck in a tree,

1159
01:18:22,949 --> 01:18:25,451
until the fielder returned
the ball back to the wicketkeeper,

1160
01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:27,286
batsman could keep taking runs..

1161
01:18:27,495 --> 01:18:29,997
Finally they introduced boundaries,
so that matches could get over...

1162
01:18:30,331 --> 01:18:32,417
..started playing test matches..

1163
01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:34,293
..When they got bored
with that one-days..

1164
01:18:34,460 --> 01:18:36,879
..And today after 20 years 20-20..

1165
01:18:38,339 --> 01:18:40,049
..But what after this?

1166
01:18:40,341 --> 01:18:41,801
What are we going to do next?

1167
01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:43,636
Next is what?!

1168
01:18:45,471 --> 01:18:46,681
10 overs cricket maybe?

1169
01:18:48,850 --> 01:18:52,895
Correct but after that what?
0-0 is not a possibility..

1170
01:18:53,479 --> 01:18:54,897
..So think for a minute..

1171
01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:57,775
..What if I were to tell that
the cricket field is a revolving disc...

1172
01:18:58,192 --> 01:19:01,279
and within the 15 yard
circle 2 flying fielders...

1173
01:19:01,279 --> 01:19:02,697
..who will catch the ball mid-air.

1174
01:19:03,781 --> 01:19:06,576
Sir, imagine if I was the
idea and you were the technology..

1175
01:19:07,118 --> 01:19:10,580
..Then our kite would
soar high up in the sky!

1176
01:19:49,243 --> 01:19:50,703
Don't you wanna know,
how my meeting was?

1177
01:19:51,537 --> 01:19:52,872
I know... you didn't get the money...

1178
01:19:53,706 --> 01:19:54,916
How did you know?

1179
01:19:55,666 --> 01:19:57,335
If you'd gotten it,
you would've been on the phone...

1180
01:19:57,335 --> 01:19:59,670
..yelling & shouting orders...

1181
01:20:03,090 --> 01:20:04,550
How do you know,
that's what I would be doing...

1182
01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:07,929
You are the oxygen
to my double hydrogen...

1183
01:20:08,095 --> 01:20:09,639
..the chemistry between
us flows like water...

1184
01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:14,018
O 2 H W, <i>S</i>

1185
01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:15,812
Oh! Thanks!

1186
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:24,612
Ssir, this was our last chance...

1187
01:20:24,946 --> 01:20:27,365
Salim!!! There are no 'last
chances'- only second chances!

1188
01:20:30,368 --> 01:20:31,536
Thanks. - mention not

1189
01:20:31,536 --> 01:20:35,164
Me and Gargi had an
argument today because,

1190
01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:35,790
Cheers!

1191
01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:37,834
I think she should cut her hair

1192
01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:42,880
I hope Meeta is coming?

1193
01:20:43,756 --> 01:20:44,799
Why?

1194
01:20:44,799 --> 01:20:48,135
She's too much fun to drink with...

1195
01:20:53,307 --> 01:20:56,811
But, what she is doing at the gate.

1196
01:21:00,731 --> 01:21:02,191
Hold this...

1197
01:21:05,528 --> 01:21:08,281
Hold on! Where are you going?

1198
01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:10,658
I'm going home... - Why?

1199
01:21:10,992 --> 01:21:12,535
I want to meet my Pappa...

1200
01:21:12,535 --> 01:21:13,995
Can't you wait for one day...

1201
01:21:13,995 --> 01:21:16,664
I haven't even seen Pappa,
since I've come back...

1202
01:21:26,966 --> 01:21:28,384
You can only look...
Don't move an inch...

1203
01:21:29,552 --> 01:21:31,262
And you can't have those pills

1204
01:21:31,596 --> 01:21:32,471
Promise?

1205
01:21:33,598 --> 01:21:34,599
Say it.

1206
01:21:53,826 --> 01:21:55,786
Should I call Karishma Ma'am?

1207
01:21:55,786 --> 01:21:56,829
No...

1208
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:00,583
Madam's room is that side

1209
01:22:26,525 --> 01:22:27,485
Pappa-"

1210
01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:43,459
Pappa-"

1211
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:46,963
Pappa!

1212
01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:48,714
Who -?

1213
01:22:52,259 --> 01:22:53,135
You?

1214
01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:55,638
What do you want?

1215
01:22:56,847 --> 01:22:58,057
Can you come out for a moment?

1216
01:23:06,941 --> 01:23:08,484
Come Pappa...

1217
01:23:08,484 --> 01:23:09,902
One sec, come here...

1218
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:12,405
ya...

1219
01:23:12,405 --> 01:23:13,280
What is it?

1220
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,950
I was driving by..

1221
01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:21,330
..And thinking about the
wedding seating arrangements..

1222
01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:24,959
..Where would I sit and
where would Karishma sit..

1223
01:23:24,959 --> 01:23:26,210
..Nothing's finalised right?

1224
01:23:26,377 --> 01:23:28,796
And you HAD to wake me up for this?

1225
01:23:29,255 --> 01:23:31,924
No, no...l was thinking about
how best to arrive to the wedding?

1226
01:23:31,924 --> 01:23:35,511
Instead of a car how
about on a horseback?

1227
01:23:36,053 --> 01:23:39,348
Son if you so wish
arrive atop a rocket..

1228
01:23:40,141 --> 01:23:42,018
..Just arrive at the right venue...

1229
01:23:43,477 --> 01:23:44,729
Can I leave now?

1230
01:23:44,729 --> 01:23:45,730
You're absolutely right Pappa..

1231
01:23:45,730 --> 01:23:47,565
I'm so sorry I woke you up,
thanks...

1232
01:23:58,784 --> 01:24:00,119
Done? Did you see him?

1233
01:24:01,954 --> 01:24:02,830
What?!

1234
01:24:03,122 --> 01:24:06,083
This big tree was in the way...
and you'd said 'Don't move an inch'

1235
01:24:08,961 --> 01:24:11,005
I can't go back in...

1236
01:24:11,839 --> 01:24:13,090
please try and understand...

1237
01:24:19,597 --> 01:24:22,600
Dude! What are you doing? Come back...

1238
01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:25,144
Come back...

1239
01:24:38,115 --> 01:24:38,866
Pappa-"

1240
01:24:40,785 --> 01:24:41,786
You're back...

1241
01:24:43,537 --> 01:24:45,039
You wanna go outside again?

1242
01:24:46,916 --> 01:24:47,833
No... upstairs?

1243
01:24:50,336 --> 01:24:51,545
Come Na Pappa...

1244
01:24:54,090 --> 01:24:55,508
Papa you are completely right...

1245
01:24:55,508 --> 01:24:57,009
..the parking lot will be overflowing..

1246
01:24:57,009 --> 01:24:58,302
..So where will I park my car?

1247
01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:00,429
Which is why I decided
I would arrive on horseback..

1248
01:25:00,638 --> 01:25:02,223
..However I do see
an issue with that too..

1249
01:25:04,183 --> 01:25:06,685
Papa imagine you were
the horse and this... ya...here

1250
01:25:06,685 --> 01:25:08,020
Here we park it <i>-</i> I'll fall down!

1251
01:25:08,020 --> 01:25:09,980
Just a sec Pappa,
behave like a horse Pappa...

1252
01:25:09,980 --> 01:25:12,066
I won't ride you, don't worry!

1253
01:25:12,066 --> 01:25:13,859
Just move 70 degrees... Er north-west

1254
01:25:14,151 --> 01:25:15,778
Which degree?

1255
01:25:15,778 --> 01:25:19,949
The horse will destroy everything...
What're you doing Pappa?! No, No, No!

1256
01:25:19,949 --> 01:25:21,951
Just come here... under the light... ya

1257
01:25:21,951 --> 01:25:24,745
Watch out, there's horse-shit there!
What're you doing Pappa?!

1258
01:25:25,663 --> 01:25:30,000
If the horse is at the main door,
it will chew all the flowers away!

1259
01:25:30,251 --> 01:25:35,923
You've woken me up so that we can
play horsey in the middle of the night?!

1260
01:25:37,508 --> 01:25:39,385
I think I'll just come on foot

1261
01:25:45,224 --> 01:25:46,559
What's wrong Pappa? ls there a problem?

1262
01:25:46,559 --> 01:25:48,185
No... I think I saw...

1263
01:25:49,061 --> 01:25:51,188
Pappa... I'll take your leave?

1264
01:26:07,163 --> 01:26:08,414
I couldn't find another angle...

1265
01:26:08,414 --> 01:26:09,123
Let's

1266
01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:14,795
Let's

1267
01:26:40,571 --> 01:26:42,364
Karishma is not the
right girl for you...

1268
01:26:42,364 --> 01:26:43,449
..get married to me...

1269
01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:50,664
Okay. Pick one.

1270
01:26:54,210 --> 01:26:55,211
Karishma...

1271
01:26:55,211 --> 01:26:56,921
Anyway, I can never break up.

1272
01:26:56,921 --> 01:26:57,922
I know...

1273
01:26:59,340 --> 01:27:03,260
I know you'll never let me go and I
will never need to run away from you...

1274
01:27:04,220 --> 01:27:07,514
And there's no guarantee
that you are going to be perfect?!

1275
01:27:08,432 --> 01:27:10,351
I come with a lifetime guarantee...

1276
01:27:24,448 --> 01:27:26,700
What are you looking at... look away!

1277
01:27:57,439 --> 01:28:04,154
"Love's beckoning, when it comes,"

1278
01:28:06,490 --> 01:28:13,747
"Love's beckoning, comes when it does,"

1279
01:28:15,332 --> 01:28:24,341
"Until then, within your sight,"

1280
01:28:25,175 --> 01:28:31,265
"By your side, I will be."

1281
01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:36,437
"A steadfast gaze upon you,"

1282
01:28:36,437 --> 01:28:40,941
"peals of laughter, at all you do,"

1283
01:28:40,941 --> 01:28:45,279
"Drive myself all crazy,"

1284
01:28:45,279 --> 01:28:49,616
"And keep you full of mirth,"

1285
01:28:49,616 --> 01:28:52,077
"Keep a steadfast gaze on you."

1286
01:29:20,814 --> 01:29:24,651
"Many a splendrous color you adorn,"

1287
01:29:25,277 --> 01:29:29,365
"Surely descended from another world,"

1288
01:29:38,749 --> 01:29:43,128
"Many a splendorous color you adorn,"

1289
01:29:43,128 --> 01:29:46,840
"Surely descended from another world,"

1290
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:51,178
"The color is in the
eye of the beholder,"

1291
01:29:51,178 --> 01:29:54,515
"Hark upon these words,"

1292
01:29:54,515 --> 01:30:03,982
"Until then, within your sight"

1293
01:30:04,566 --> 01:30:09,905
"By your side, I will be"

1294
01:30:12,991 --> 01:30:15,577
"A steadfast gaze upon you,"

1295
01:30:15,577 --> 01:30:20,082
"Reside forever within your eyes."

1296
01:30:20,082 --> 01:30:24,378
"Drive myself all crazy,"

1297
01:30:24,378 --> 01:30:28,715
"And keep you full of mirth,"

1298
01:30:28,715 --> 01:30:31,343
"Keep a steadfast gaze on you."

1299
01:30:48,694 --> 01:30:55,617
"Loves blessings,
one knows not its arrival,"

1300
01:30:57,661 --> 01:31:05,002
"loves blessings,
it arrives when it does,"

1301
01:31:06,670 --> 01:31:10,924
"Until then, within your sight,"

1302
01:31:11,216 --> 01:31:15,888
"Until then, within your sight,"

1303
01:31:16,972 --> 01:31:24,021
"By your side, I will be."

1304
01:31:27,316 --> 01:31:30,444
Nikhil, where were you all morning?

1305
01:31:31,069 --> 01:31:32,154
Welcome...

1306
01:31:49,671 --> 01:31:51,882
I found all this in your bag...

1307
01:31:53,675 --> 01:31:55,260
did you buy all of this?

1308
01:31:59,306 --> 01:32:01,058
Tell me, where is the necklace?

1309
01:32:01,642 --> 01:32:03,936
Did you sell it? Are you hiding it?

1310
01:32:04,436 --> 01:32:05,479
Tell me.

1311
01:32:06,939 --> 01:32:10,234
Tell me the truth...
or I will call the police...

1312
01:32:13,779 --> 01:32:17,241
Kabir, you're friends with such thieves?

1313
01:32:18,492 --> 01:32:21,912
No...Meeta...

1314
01:32:21,912 --> 01:32:23,997
Why did you do this?

1315
01:32:26,375 --> 01:32:27,834
Just get in now...

1316
01:32:28,710 --> 01:32:30,379
What's wrong with you MA!

1317
01:32:30,379 --> 01:32:31,713
Why did you have to steal that necklace?

1318
01:32:31,713 --> 01:32:35,008
What did I know he will find out?!

1319
01:32:35,008 --> 01:32:37,719
Poor Meeta is getting
blamed for all this!

1320
01:32:37,719 --> 01:32:39,179
Look here

1321
01:32:39,179 --> 01:32:40,305
In the undegarments?!

1322
01:32:40,305 --> 01:32:42,474
That necklace, was rightfully mine,

1323
01:32:42,474 --> 01:32:44,893
I am the youngest in the house!

1324
01:32:44,893 --> 01:32:47,604
Give it here...
if the cops come, we will go to jail!

1325
01:32:47,604 --> 01:32:49,273
She even looks like
a professional crook...

1326
01:32:49,273 --> 01:32:50,732
Kabir, are you her accomplice?!

1327
01:32:50,732 --> 01:32:52,067
Is she alone, or does she have a gang?

1328
01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:52,859
Please wait...

1329
01:32:52,859 --> 01:32:54,820
Dad used to be a cop...
He's used to saying these things

1330
01:32:54,820 --> 01:32:56,572
How do you know he's not right?

1331
01:32:56,572 --> 01:32:58,365
I know you didn't take the necklace

1332
01:32:58,615 --> 01:33:00,284
And these other things, are in

1333
01:33:00,284 --> 01:33:03,620
your bag because of
'Meeta 2.0'- After-pills!!

1334
01:33:03,620 --> 01:33:06,039
God knows what kind of friends you have!

1335
01:33:06,039 --> 01:33:08,458
You've figured me out in just 3 days?

1336
01:33:11,044 --> 01:33:14,423
Don't worry, we'll look for a solution

1337
01:33:14,715 --> 01:33:15,632
Hey!

1338
01:33:17,968 --> 01:33:20,804
Sir, I haven't stolen the necklace...

1339
01:33:22,055 --> 01:33:23,890
You've checked my bag...

1340
01:33:23,890 --> 01:33:25,684
Now you should check
everyone else's bags too...

1341
01:33:25,684 --> 01:33:30,731
And anyway I stole it,
so your wife could have it...

1342
01:33:30,731 --> 01:33:32,733
You are about to send
my 'to be' wife to jail...

1343
01:33:32,733 --> 01:33:35,319
If she went to jail, I would've punished
myself... I would've slit my wrists!

1344
01:33:35,319 --> 01:33:39,740
Now hurry up... or I will be left alone,
singing solo numbers all my life

1345
01:33:39,740 --> 01:33:40,616
My poor son!

1346
01:33:40,616 --> 01:33:44,494
Oh... So now a thief will
tell a cop how to solve a case?

1347
01:33:45,912 --> 01:33:47,748
Let it be there... put it back

1348
01:33:48,332 --> 01:33:49,166
But this is mine Dad...

1349
01:33:49,166 --> 01:33:51,668
It's evidence now. Keep it back...

1350
01:33:52,961 --> 01:33:54,504
The Bluetooth is Nikhil's...

1351
01:33:55,088 --> 01:33:56,965
this chocolate is Anant's...

1352
01:33:56,965 --> 01:33:57,883
and this sauce...

1353
01:33:57,883 --> 01:33:59,426
I bought that sauce...and sugar

1354
01:33:59,843 --> 01:34:01,678
And these clips are mine...

1355
01:34:03,263 --> 01:34:04,723
And this toothpaste.

1356
01:34:05,432 --> 01:34:06,933
She even eats toothpaste!

1357
01:34:06,933 --> 01:34:08,435
I've seen it myself...

1358
01:34:08,727 --> 01:34:10,896
What? She eats toothpaste.

1359
01:34:10,896 --> 01:34:11,772
She must have been hungry

1360
01:34:13,190 --> 01:34:15,192
This girl is a thief!

1361
01:34:15,192 --> 01:34:19,363
Dad, you can't call her a
thief till you've proved anything!

1362
01:34:19,780 --> 01:34:20,405
Is it?

1363
01:34:20,405 --> 01:34:22,407
As per the rules of
crime investigation...

1364
01:34:22,407 --> 01:34:24,993
.. the criminal is someone
you suspect the least...

1365
01:34:25,410 --> 01:34:26,495
Oh...

1366
01:34:26,495 --> 01:34:29,873
Yup, that's what Sherlock always says...

1367
01:34:33,043 --> 01:34:37,047
Right, and suspect no. 1 is

1368
01:34:37,339 --> 01:34:38,131
You!

1369
01:34:38,131 --> 01:34:39,466
What? - Correct.

1370
01:34:40,509 --> 01:34:42,260
Absolutely right, Sherlock

1371
01:34:43,178 --> 01:34:45,263
What rubbish... who is this Sherlock?

1372
01:34:45,722 --> 01:34:47,182
What batch of police service is he from?

1373
01:34:47,474 --> 01:34:48,725
Get him on the phone...

1374
01:34:49,351 --> 01:34:51,478
Sir, please get your bag...

1375
01:34:52,104 --> 01:34:55,107
What? It's my necklace...

1376
01:34:55,107 --> 01:34:56,483
Why will I still steal it?!

1377
01:34:56,483 --> 01:34:57,901
DO YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?!

1378
01:34:57,901 --> 01:35:00,529
My dear Watson... his bag!

1379
01:35:00,946 --> 01:35:03,198
Watson? Who is this Watson now?

1380
01:35:05,409 --> 01:35:06,993
Abhinandan, go get my bag!

1381
01:35:10,622 --> 01:35:12,582
Uncle, there's a shopful of bags here...

1382
01:35:12,582 --> 01:35:13,875
Which one is it?

1383
01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:16,002
The big red bag... that's mine!

1384
01:35:20,590 --> 01:35:24,136
The one with the black handle...
and wheels?

1385
01:35:24,136 --> 01:35:26,555
Stop wasting time and hurry up

1386
01:35:27,889 --> 01:35:31,101
You moron...! Or should I do it myself?

1387
01:35:31,101 --> 01:35:32,728
No, I am coming uncle...

1388
01:35:32,728 --> 01:35:34,604
I am at the door...

1389
01:35:34,604 --> 01:35:36,982
C'mon, C'mon move it! Hurry up!

1390
01:35:36,982 --> 01:35:38,900
I am coming...

1391
01:35:38,900 --> 01:35:41,236
You are suspecting a police officer?

1392
01:35:41,611 --> 01:35:43,363
Teaching me the rules
of crime investigation?!

1393
01:35:47,993 --> 01:35:49,536
Are you out for a stroll?

1394
01:35:51,371 --> 01:35:52,414
What's wrong with you!

1395
01:35:53,832 --> 01:35:55,167
Is this the bag?

1396
01:35:55,167 --> 01:35:56,001
Yes!

1397
01:35:57,252 --> 01:35:59,129
Why do you walk queerly...

1398
01:36:02,674 --> 01:36:04,468
..keep it here..

1399
01:36:04,676 --> 01:36:06,303
No! That one!

1400
01:36:06,303 --> 01:36:07,512
Idiot!

1401
01:36:11,641 --> 01:36:12,601
..Open it..

1402
01:36:13,810 --> 01:36:15,562
Are you ss..sure?

1403
01:36:15,562 --> 01:36:17,647
Of course, I am sure! Open it!

1404
01:36:18,482 --> 01:36:19,816
Show Madam...

1405
01:36:19,816 --> 01:36:22,527
what's inside a police officer's bag!

1406
01:36:24,654 --> 01:36:25,489
Socks...

1407
01:36:25,489 --> 01:36:27,991
Yes, socks...
Made in England! Keep it back.

1408
01:36:30,702 --> 01:36:31,828
Underwear

1409
01:36:32,913 --> 01:36:34,664
Don't display it... keep it inside...

1410
01:36:36,416 --> 01:36:37,459
What's this?

1411
01:36:37,876 --> 01:36:39,211
It's a medicine...

1412
01:36:39,211 --> 01:36:40,420
That's Viagra...

1413
01:36:49,846 --> 01:36:51,264
It's a bandage!

1414
01:36:53,058 --> 01:36:54,768
What do you want me to do?
Put it back...

1415
01:36:55,644 --> 01:36:56,853
Done. Finished.

1416
01:36:57,395 --> 01:37:01,691
Open it properly...
investigate properly... Madam should see

1417
01:37:01,691 --> 01:37:03,235
all there is to see in the bag!

1418
01:37:06,238 --> 01:37:09,366
Oh my god... oh my god... oh my god!

1419
01:37:12,536 --> 01:37:19,000
Oh my god! It's the NECKLACE!

1420
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:21,503
You...? - How did this get here!?

1421
01:37:21,795 --> 01:37:23,505
I am a police officer... goddamit!

1422
01:37:23,505 --> 01:37:24,464
Were.

1423
01:37:25,507 --> 01:37:27,843
Why're you all looking at me?!

1424
01:37:28,218 --> 01:37:30,720
I've heard people getting
senile after retirement..

1425
01:37:30,720 --> 01:37:32,347
..But he seems to have lost it..

1426
01:37:32,347 --> 01:37:34,850
All his life he played cops'n'robbers ..

1427
01:37:34,850 --> 01:37:39,104
..Now that there aren't any thieves
left he plays the role himself...

1428
01:37:39,396 --> 01:37:41,565
...and has converted his
house into a police station..

1429
01:37:42,524 --> 01:37:44,526
Just let it go...

1430
01:37:45,569 --> 01:37:48,113
He must've accidentally put it there...

1431
01:37:49,573 --> 01:37:50,490
Meeta...

1432
01:37:51,116 --> 01:37:52,033
$orl'Y

1433
01:37:52,826 --> 01:37:55,620
I've invited the whole
building for lunch... join us?

1434
01:37:56,288 --> 01:37:59,416
Can you please call Gargi,
I need help...

1435
01:38:04,129 --> 01:38:06,673
No one's here... everybody's gone down

1436
01:38:56,890 --> 01:38:57,974
Done!

1437
01:39:15,158 --> 01:39:16,242
Ms. Meeta...

1438
01:39:16,576 --> 01:39:17,494
$orl'Y

1439
01:39:17,494 --> 01:39:18,536
What is it?

1440
01:39:18,828 --> 01:39:19,996
Err... Nothing...

1441
01:39:39,140 --> 01:39:43,353
"I like salsa, I like rumba,
but if you wanna really party"

1442
01:39:43,687 --> 01:39:47,565
"Throw your hands up and twist
them around, do the Bhangra everybody"

1443
01:39:47,565 --> 01:39:50,151
"Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!"

1444
01:39:50,402 --> 01:39:54,114
"I like salsa, I like rumba,
but if you wanna really party"

1445
01:39:54,864 --> 01:39:58,785
"Throw your hands up and twist
them around, do the Bhangra everybody"

1446
01:39:58,785 --> 01:40:01,037
"Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!"

1447
01:40:10,547 --> 01:40:12,757
"Nothing like my handsome lover,"

1448
01:40:12,757 --> 01:40:15,093
"Nothing like my dreamboat savior,"

1449
01:40:15,093 --> 01:40:17,303
"Nothing like some colorful bangles,"

1450
01:40:17,303 --> 01:40:19,514
"And a fiery nosering."

1451
01:40:19,514 --> 01:40:21,474
"Do the boogie woogie"

1452
01:40:21,474 --> 01:40:24,019
"As we twist and shout,"

1453
01:40:24,019 --> 01:40:28,523
"I let go crazy when the song plays,
Punjabi wedding song"

1454
01:40:32,902 --> 01:40:35,030
"To the beats of the drums,"

1455
01:40:35,030 --> 01:40:37,407
"I sway and sashay"

1456
01:40:37,407 --> 01:40:39,117
"Let loose inhibitions,"

1457
01:40:39,117 --> 01:40:40,201
"And swing the hips"

1458
01:40:40,201 --> 01:40:41,995
"Theres nothing wrong"

1459
01:40:41,995 --> 01:40:46,583
"I let go crazy when the song plays,
Punjabi wedding song"

1460
01:40:46,583 --> 01:40:50,670
"I like salsa, I like rumba,
but if you wanna really party"

1461
01:40:50,670 --> 01:40:54,799
"Throw your hands up and twist
them around, do the Bhangra everybody"

1462
01:40:54,799 --> 01:40:57,135
"Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!"

1463
01:41:10,815 --> 01:41:13,443
"Trumpets sound,
to hoof beats in the tent"

1464
01:41:13,443 --> 01:41:15,779
"Sweets n savories n drinks abound,"

1465
01:41:15,779 --> 01:41:17,864
"Topped off by an icing of happiness,"

1466
01:41:17,864 --> 01:41:20,033
"Multiplied manifold."

1467
01:41:20,033 --> 01:41:22,118
"Uncles n aunts n grannies n mums."

1468
01:41:22,118 --> 01:41:24,913
"Posing for snaps pout crimson"

1469
01:41:24,913 --> 01:41:26,873
"Putting on a show, flying high,"

1470
01:41:26,873 --> 01:41:29,042
"Uplifted on gusts of warm air."

1471
01:41:29,042 --> 01:41:33,630
"Pop open bottles of champagne quick"

1472
01:41:33,630 --> 01:41:38,093
"I let go crazy when the song plays,
Punjabi wedding song"

1473
01:41:38,093 --> 01:41:40,053
"To the beats of the drums,"

1474
01:41:40,053 --> 01:41:42,514
"I sway and sashay"

1475
01:41:42,514 --> 01:41:44,182
"Let loose inhibitions,"

1476
01:41:44,182 --> 01:41:45,308
"And swing the hips"

1477
01:41:45,308 --> 01:41:46,976
"Theres nothing wrong"

1478
01:41:46,976 --> 01:41:51,773
"I let go crazy when the song plays,
Punjabi wedding song"

1479
01:41:56,027 --> 01:41:57,153
"This pair"

1480
01:41:57,153 --> 01:42:00,532
"May the heavens bless"

1481
01:42:00,532 --> 01:42:01,783
"This pair"

1482
01:42:01,783 --> 01:42:05,120
"I too want to create a pair"

1483
01:42:05,120 --> 01:42:06,204
"This pair"

1484
01:42:06,204 --> 01:42:09,666
"As our palms and
the destiny lines meet"

1485
01:42:09,666 --> 01:42:11,793
"Shower us with congratulations"

1486
01:42:11,793 --> 01:42:13,962
"The entire universe"

1487
01:42:13,962 --> 01:42:18,216
"Distribute sweets, and sweet tidings"

1488
01:42:18,216 --> 01:42:20,552
"A thousand times thanked the lord"

1489
01:42:20,552 --> 01:42:22,804
"if He bothers my lonesome a glance,"

1490
01:42:22,804 --> 01:42:25,348
"All I ask is for a lover as he,"

1491
01:42:25,348 --> 01:42:27,517
"A loving partner."

1492
01:42:27,517 --> 01:42:32,021
"For my Senti, He would be Mental"

1493
01:42:32,021 --> 01:42:36,526
"I let go crazy when the song plays,
Punjabi wedding song"

1494
01:42:40,989 --> 01:42:42,824
"Do the boogie woogie"

1495
01:42:42,824 --> 01:42:45,493
"As we twist and shout,"

1496
01:42:45,493 --> 01:42:49,747
"I let go crazy when the song plays,
Punjabi wedding song"

1497
01:42:52,625 --> 01:42:55,003
"Punjabi wedding song"

1498
01:43:38,922 --> 01:43:40,840
So, you need to pay
that Chinese investor back?

1499
01:43:40,840 --> 01:43:41,633
YUP

1500
01:43:44,177 --> 01:43:45,887
And your project isn't complete...?

1501
01:43:50,183 --> 01:43:52,101
And you had return the money, last week?

1502
01:43:52,101 --> 01:43:53,102
Yup...

1503
01:43:54,312 --> 01:43:55,647
And so you're going
to steal the money...?

1504
01:43:56,272 --> 01:43:57,732
To put it simply yes, but...

1505
01:43:57,732 --> 01:43:59,567
Can we please keep it simple?

1506
01:44:00,151 --> 01:44:02,278
Why not ask Papa for the
money..no need to steal then?

1507
01:44:02,570 --> 01:44:05,156
Well, I asked <i>7</i> years ago...
and he refused...

1508
01:44:05,657 --> 01:44:08,243
I've somehow got a 3-day extension...

1509
01:44:08,868 --> 01:44:12,288
If I ask him now, and he refuses...
I won't even have the option to steal...

1510
01:44:12,705 --> 01:44:13,414
Yup!

1511
01:44:14,958 --> 01:44:16,292
Then run away...

1512
01:44:16,292 --> 01:44:18,336
Last time it was China...
this time, maybe Africa?

1513
01:44:18,795 --> 01:44:20,922
I could... but...

1514
01:44:21,256 --> 01:44:22,215
But what?

1515
01:44:23,967 --> 01:44:26,844
Actually, they needed
a guarantor for the loan...

1516
01:44:26,844 --> 01:44:28,721
..so at that time
I forged the documents,

1517
01:44:28,721 --> 01:44:30,598
and made Pappa the guarantor.

1518
01:44:34,727 --> 01:44:36,437
And, he has no idea about it?!

1519
01:44:36,437 --> 01:44:37,230
Nope...

1520
01:44:38,064 --> 01:44:39,440
And those guys could come here and...

1521
01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:42,235
What is this? Listen to me...

1522
01:44:42,235 --> 01:44:43,778
You don't even speak Hindi!

1523
01:44:43,778 --> 01:44:46,030
Pappa! - Pappa!

1524
01:44:46,030 --> 01:44:47,365
Hey mummy!

1525
01:44:47,949 --> 01:44:49,826
Do you have any shame?

1526
01:44:50,868 --> 01:44:53,079
Should I be ashamed?
Or should I save Pappa? Decide?

1527
01:44:53,079 --> 01:44:54,831
Shut up! You fraud...!

1528
01:44:57,208 --> 01:44:59,127
Now forge some more
and steal from anyone else?

1529
01:44:59,127 --> 01:45:01,004
Why does it have to be your own father?

1530
01:45:01,004 --> 01:45:02,588
Coz, my father is my Pappa.

1531
01:45:02,588 --> 01:45:05,341
It's against my principles
to steal from others...

1532
01:45:07,302 --> 01:45:09,470
Oh, now you have principles!...

1533
01:45:10,888 --> 01:45:12,265
How much money do you need?

1534
01:45:13,016 --> 01:45:14,017
100 million.

1535
01:45:15,727 --> 01:45:16,811
A 100 million?

1536
01:45:20,940 --> 01:45:22,650
You mean <i>7</i> zeros... after '1'

1537
01:45:23,526 --> 01:45:25,194
Er... 8 zeros actually

1538
01:45:39,125 --> 01:45:42,086
Nobody keeps that kind of
cash at home... especially your Pappa

1539
01:45:42,920 --> 01:45:46,424
I don't need cash...
I just need 20 minutes on his computer

1540
01:45:46,424 --> 01:45:47,342
Computer?

1541
01:45:51,095 --> 01:45:52,889
You'll hack your own Pappa's Account...

1542
01:45:55,683 --> 01:45:57,143
Don't do that ya...

1543
01:46:00,188 --> 01:46:04,067
So how much money do
you need for the tender?

1544
01:46:06,903 --> 01:46:07,904
100 million...

1545
01:46:16,454 --> 01:46:19,165
and I need it in
the next 3 days Pappa...

1546
01:46:21,209 --> 01:46:22,919
trust me... you'll not regret It...

1547
01:46:22,919 --> 01:46:25,922
Your own family stands
to get gain from this...

1548
01:46:26,089 --> 01:46:28,424
You have no idea...
this will solve everything...

1549
01:46:28,424 --> 01:46:30,051
just... just give it to me.

1550
01:46:34,097 --> 01:46:36,808
I don't get what does
Karishma see in you!

1551
01:46:38,684 --> 01:46:43,815
But, now that she has decided
To marry you... what can I do

1552
01:46:44,732 --> 01:46:48,152
I feed Prateeksha's husband
and I shall feed you as well...

1553
01:46:51,739 --> 01:46:52,824
Pappa, it's not like that...

1554
01:46:52,990 --> 01:46:54,534
Then what's it like?

1555
01:46:56,577 --> 01:46:58,121
First It was 50 million,

1556
01:46:58,579 --> 01:47:00,498
now it's a 100 Million...

1557
01:47:02,708 --> 01:47:04,669
See this is a large sum...

1558
01:47:05,336 --> 01:47:08,005
I'll need the board's permission...

1559
01:47:09,799 --> 01:47:11,259
It'll take time.

1560
01:47:11,717 --> 01:47:14,262
Let it be Pappa...
I'll manage it from somewhere else...

1561
01:47:14,262 --> 01:47:15,513
Sorry for disturbing you...

1562
01:47:16,931 --> 01:47:20,309
And I request you,
please don't tell Karishma about this

1563
01:47:20,309 --> 01:47:22,687
She already knows...
she tells me everything...

1564
01:47:23,312 --> 01:47:24,981
like the 3 million you owe her for...

1565
01:47:24,981 --> 01:47:27,150
Pappa it's 2.5, not 3 million!

1566
01:47:29,068 --> 01:47:30,945
This is the calculation...

1567
01:47:31,404 --> 01:47:32,947
The house was for 30 Million.

1568
01:47:33,322 --> 01:47:34,699
I took 2.5 from Karishma,

1569
01:47:35,032 --> 01:47:37,910
And the rest 27.5 was paid by me Pappa?

1570
01:47:38,369 --> 01:47:40,788
And it is THIS house,
your daughter will live in...

1571
01:47:41,164 --> 01:47:43,749
and when you have grandkids,
they will live in THIS same House...

1572
01:47:44,250 --> 01:47:45,668
So if you're losing
sleep over that money,

1573
01:47:45,835 --> 01:47:47,545
I'll return it to Karishma today itself!

1574
01:47:57,263 --> 01:48:00,516
Hey... Mr.
Groom! All set for the Dance at night?

1575
01:48:00,808 --> 01:48:02,685
And... how's everything? All well?

1576
01:48:02,685 --> 01:48:04,437
What do you want to know?!

1577
01:48:04,437 --> 01:48:06,105
Everything is screwed!
nothing is well...

1578
01:48:06,105 --> 01:48:07,982
EVERYTHING is screwed!
Work...Personal life...

1579
01:48:07,982 --> 01:48:11,736
and whatever little is left, your
darling will come and screw it for me!

1580
01:48:11,736 --> 01:48:14,197
But all you care about
is the dance at night!

1581
01:48:14,197 --> 01:48:16,782
With those stupid sticks!

1582
01:48:22,371 --> 01:48:23,414
Sorry Vipul Uncle...

1583
01:48:23,748 --> 01:48:25,291
I'm really sorry...
please don't mind it...

1584
01:48:26,792 --> 01:48:28,753
Arre, it's okay...

1585
01:48:28,753 --> 01:48:30,421
Friends don't say 'sorry' or 'thank you'

1586
01:48:33,090 --> 01:48:34,634
How's everything? All well?

1587
01:48:38,262 --> 01:48:39,347
Bye.

1588
01:48:44,810 --> 01:48:46,771
Don't go... we'll do something Meeta

1589
01:48:46,771 --> 01:48:50,775
Nikhil, what's going on?

1590
01:48:51,859 --> 01:48:52,860
What do you mean?

1591
01:48:53,319 --> 01:48:54,946
You're getting married in 2 days Nikhil

1592
01:48:55,488 --> 01:48:58,199
Ma, there's nothing like that...

1593
01:48:59,659 --> 01:49:02,370
Meeta... listen... I've an idea

1594
01:49:03,412 --> 01:49:05,998
You come with us...
and apologize to everyone at home...

1595
01:49:08,084 --> 01:49:09,669
Wait.. listen...

1596
01:49:10,753 --> 01:49:12,463
How will that get me the money?

1597
01:49:12,463 --> 01:49:14,257
Don't worry about that...

1598
01:49:14,757 --> 01:49:16,217
I have a back up plan...

1599
01:49:16,884 --> 01:49:19,554
as soon as your family sees you,
it'll turn into a circus...

1600
01:49:19,804 --> 01:49:21,389
At that time,
I'll break in and copy a mirror image..

1601
01:49:21,389 --> 01:49:22,682
..Of your Pappa's computer for you...

1602
01:49:22,890 --> 01:49:24,642
And why will you do this?

1603
01:49:25,560 --> 01:49:27,019
Because, secretly I
want to become a hacker...

1604
01:49:27,019 --> 01:49:28,396
Do you need my help?

1605
01:49:31,524 --> 01:49:33,693
And Deeksha, how's every...
- Everyone has come uncle!

1606
01:49:33,693 --> 01:49:35,403
And, how's everything?

1607
01:49:38,281 --> 01:49:42,493
Welcome my India idol!
How's everything?!

1608
01:49:48,124 --> 01:49:50,042
Give me my pills...

1609
01:49:51,502 --> 01:49:52,878
You're stressed... hmm?

1610
01:49:54,088 --> 01:49:55,840
Why don't you stretch your arms,
open your fists, like kids?

1611
01:49:57,216 --> 01:49:59,510
No... These are different...
sensations... like...

1612
01:49:59,510 --> 01:50:00,511
Shivering, palpitating

1613
01:50:02,847 --> 01:50:04,765
This is not stress generated.

1614
01:50:04,765 --> 01:50:07,101
Shut up...don't go all
llT mumbo jumbo on me...

1615
01:50:07,101 --> 01:50:08,686
..l found out about those meds too..

1616
01:50:08,936 --> 01:50:11,022
..Selective sertonin
reuptake inhibitors...

1617
01:50:11,272 --> 01:50:13,858
Anti depressants
is what you are taking..

1618
01:50:14,900 --> 01:50:16,819
..Hey listen we too get
these 'sensations' of yours..

1619
01:50:16,819 --> 01:50:20,072
..However when we do get
them we scream, swear, cry.

1620
01:50:20,072 --> 01:50:21,532
.Don't take pills like you..

1621
01:50:23,117 --> 01:50:26,120
..You are scared...
actually you are a total coward...

1622
01:50:27,663 --> 01:50:30,625
Meeta..the last time you ran away,
Papa had a heart attack..

1623
01:50:33,753 --> 01:50:36,088
So, just get in there...
and apologize to everyone...

1624
01:51:03,532 --> 01:51:05,534
Hey, come with me for 2 minutes.

1625
01:51:05,534 --> 01:51:06,869
Where to bro?
- Come no

1626
01:51:07,453 --> 01:51:08,579
2 minutes!

1627
01:51:14,794 --> 01:51:16,253
I need to be alone in there... okay...

1628
01:51:16,253 --> 01:51:18,005
if someone's coming in, you
need to warn me... got it?

1629
01:51:18,005 --> 01:51:20,091
But bro, how do I warn you?

1630
01:51:20,591 --> 01:51:21,676
Just do something...

1631
01:51:22,635 --> 01:51:24,720
A song! If someone approaches,
I'll sing a song!

1632
01:52:10,641 --> 01:52:11,892
Sorry granny...

1633
01:52:26,282 --> 01:52:27,825
What are you doing here...

1634
01:52:28,367 --> 01:52:30,161
Isn't it enough you've
ruined my wedding,

1635
01:52:30,536 --> 01:52:31,912
What do you want to ruin now?

1636
01:52:41,714 --> 01:52:43,966
"Hey

1637
01:52:43,966 --> 01:52:46,135
"sometime, somewhere, in secret"

1638
01:52:46,135 --> 01:52:48,429
"slip away to meet me"

1639
01:52:48,429 --> 01:52:50,306
"speak sweet words to me"

1640
01:52:50,306 --> 01:52:54,852
"but don't ever meet
anyone this way save me!"

1641
01:52:57,396 --> 01:52:58,314
What happened?

1642
01:52:59,815 --> 01:53:02,401
Well bro I was practising for
the competition I'm participating in

1643
01:53:02,401 --> 01:53:03,944
Donkey, wasn't singing
our alert signal?

1644
01:53:04,403 --> 01:53:05,404
Oh sorry bro..

1645
01:53:06,572 --> 01:53:10,159
..L can't keep too long
from launching into a song..

1646
01:53:11,368 --> 01:53:13,829
...How about I cough
violently if someone arrives..

1647
01:53:15,372 --> 01:53:16,832
And now, even if you really
have to cough, just hold it in...

1648
01:53:16,832 --> 01:53:18,250
Or I will kill you!

1649
01:53:18,918 --> 01:53:20,377
That won't be needed...

1650
01:53:26,801 --> 01:53:27,927
Hello!

1651
01:53:30,012 --> 01:53:32,097
What are you doing here?
- Mummy!

1652
01:53:32,723 --> 01:53:34,642
Who called you here?

1653
01:53:34,642 --> 01:53:37,394
You think you can walk in here
whenever you feel like?!

1654
01:53:37,394 --> 01:53:38,687
Who got her here?

1655
01:53:38,687 --> 01:53:40,064
Why have you come here?

1656
01:53:40,064 --> 01:53:42,817
Get out before your Pappa gets here...

1657
01:53:43,067 --> 01:53:45,361
Don't say that Ma... I am sorry...

1658
01:53:46,487 --> 01:53:49,782
Why can't you let
your Pappa live in peace...

1659
01:53:53,327 --> 01:53:54,662
Mumma..

1660
01:53:54,995 --> 01:53:56,372
What do I do?

1661
01:54:29,530 --> 01:54:31,532
Wow, Pappa!

1662
01:54:31,532 --> 01:54:36,036
If it weren't for the guests outside,
I would've killed you...

1663
01:54:37,997 --> 01:54:40,207
Just get out of here... go!

1664
01:54:40,207 --> 01:54:42,167
Won't you forgive
your own daughter Uncle?

1665
01:54:42,167 --> 01:54:44,086
Dont you dare uncle me...

1666
01:54:45,546 --> 01:54:47,089
You are dead to me...

1667
01:54:49,967 --> 01:54:52,928
Wretch, you humiliated us and
the entire family..

1668
01:54:54,179 --> 01:54:56,307
I will not repeat this

1669
01:54:57,266 --> 01:54:59,810
I will break your head!

1670
01:55:04,732 --> 01:55:07,484
Are you leaving or should
I bury you here alive

1671
01:55:19,163 --> 01:55:20,956
I just want to meet Pappa once...

1672
01:55:20,956 --> 01:55:22,249
Alpesh Bhai!

1673
01:55:22,249 --> 01:55:23,500
What're you doing Alpesh Bhai?!

1674
01:55:23,500 --> 01:55:24,543
SHUT UP!

1675
01:55:25,794 --> 01:55:27,212
Shamless wretch

1676
01:55:27,546 --> 01:55:30,507
Hit harder Alpesh Bhai

1677
01:55:32,426 --> 01:55:33,510
Don't leave her!

1678
01:55:34,803 --> 01:55:36,805
It's not like this
is her house right...?

1679
01:55:38,307 --> 01:55:42,186
She can't leave us,
and come back whenever she wants...

1680
01:55:43,354 --> 01:55:46,941
Don't hold back... finish her!

1681
01:55:48,859 --> 01:55:51,320
And why it's not just her fault...

1682
01:55:51,320 --> 01:55:53,030
I am also at fault...

1683
01:55:53,030 --> 01:55:55,199
If I had listened to you

1684
01:55:55,574 --> 01:55:59,286
We'd still be running a
small saree shop in our hometown...

1685
01:55:59,536 --> 01:56:02,164
..you're right... punish us both...

1686
01:56:02,873 --> 01:56:05,042
cause we're alike...

1687
01:56:09,338 --> 01:56:14,343
I haven't stopped looking
for her since the day she left...

1688
01:56:15,678 --> 01:56:22,142
..not a day goes by when
I don't think about her...

1689
01:56:23,310 --> 01:56:24,853
About how must she be living?

1690
01:56:28,440 --> 01:56:30,275
Whether she is even alive or...

1691
01:56:35,531 --> 01:56:39,284
I've been praying that
she returns for <i>7</i> years...

1692
01:56:39,284 --> 01:56:41,996
so slap her harder...

1693
01:56:42,246 --> 01:56:43,622
She deserves it...

1694
01:56:43,622 --> 01:56:45,749
But so do I...!

1695
01:56:45,749 --> 01:56:47,793
Devesh, don't get emotional...

1696
01:56:47,960 --> 01:56:53,090
She's a complete fraud... and a thief
she's back only to steal again...

1697
01:56:53,090 --> 01:56:56,218
So she stole from her father...

1698
01:56:56,218 --> 01:56:57,344
So what?

1699
01:56:58,178 --> 01:56:59,263
So what?

1700
01:57:00,639 --> 01:57:02,349
Does all this not belong to her?

1701
01:57:03,183 --> 01:57:04,768
Does all this not belong to her?

1702
01:57:07,312 --> 01:57:09,732
She's my child Alpesh...

1703
01:57:10,691 --> 01:57:12,067
My blood!

1704
01:57:12,067 --> 01:57:13,652
That is my fault...

1705
01:57:14,194 --> 01:57:16,488
And that is my fault...

1706
01:57:49,396 --> 01:57:52,107
How much longer? Everybody's waiting...

1707
01:57:52,107 --> 01:57:54,026
lam waiting for Nikhil...

1708
01:57:54,026 --> 01:57:55,736
Nikhil, Nikhil! He must be around...

1709
01:57:55,736 --> 01:57:56,820
Just come!

1710
01:57:59,114 --> 01:58:00,115
Nikhil!

1711
01:58:01,575 --> 01:58:03,160
I'll steal 150 million...

1712
01:58:03,160 --> 01:58:04,119
What for?

1713
01:58:04,119 --> 01:58:05,370
50 million for you...

1714
01:58:05,370 --> 01:58:06,622
I don't want your stolen money...

1715
01:58:06,622 --> 01:58:09,416
It's against my principles...
and why worry now...

1716
01:58:09,416 --> 01:58:11,960
just ask your Pappa...
why're you complicating everything?

1717
01:58:12,753 --> 01:58:14,880
Let's go the party has started

1718
01:58:16,673 --> 01:58:18,425
Meeta, stealing is not-

1719
01:58:31,105 --> 01:58:32,147
Thanks...

1720
01:58:32,940 --> 01:58:35,526
Wow... you can say 'Thanks'?

1721
01:58:51,208 --> 01:58:52,209
Bye

1722
01:58:53,627 --> 01:58:55,170
You still don't have the money...

1723
01:58:56,797 --> 01:58:58,340
Karishma will leave you

1724
01:59:00,008 --> 01:59:02,886
She's not that bad...
I'm going to tell her the truth...

1725
01:59:02,886 --> 01:59:04,721
she'll be mad,
but she will forgive me.

1726
01:59:10,269 --> 01:59:11,353
You go ahead... I'll come.

1727
01:59:11,353 --> 01:59:13,981
No Karishma, you have to come now!

1728
01:59:13,981 --> 01:59:17,693
Nikhil, are you here
for the party or to talk?

1729
01:59:17,693 --> 01:59:18,735
Give us a minute.

1730
01:59:19,278 --> 01:59:20,195
Go.

1731
01:59:21,697 --> 01:59:22,906
Karishma

1732
01:59:23,365 --> 01:59:25,367
I've been watching you Nikhil...

1733
01:59:26,034 --> 01:59:28,370
...you've been postponing money
matters and taking me for a spin...

1734
01:59:28,370 --> 01:59:31,248
..remember though I can
run away from the altar too.

1735
01:59:34,501 --> 01:59:36,253
I have the money baby...

1736
01:59:37,212 --> 01:59:38,630
I just deposited the cheque...

1737
01:59:42,676 --> 01:59:46,847
Thank god... all my nagging
has finally paid off...

1738
02:01:22,526 --> 02:01:23,610
Hello.

1739
02:01:25,195 --> 02:01:28,115
Yes sir.
- I haven't slept in two nights..

1740
02:01:28,699 --> 02:01:31,118
..Your ideas keep
circling in my head..

1741
02:01:31,743 --> 02:01:36,123
..L have several of my own... How
about if the stadium also revolved?

1742
02:01:36,665 --> 02:01:40,502
Clockwise and anti-clockwise?
Great idea yea?

1743
02:01:40,502 --> 02:01:42,004
Sir, the crowds will get dizzy...

1744
02:01:43,213 --> 02:01:45,257
I just want to know if you can
give me the money?

1745
02:01:52,723 --> 02:01:55,183
This ball is made of the same
polymer...

1746
02:01:59,688 --> 02:02:01,523
Pappa, I need money...

1747
02:02:02,774 --> 02:02:03,942
Okay... then take it...

1748
02:02:05,319 --> 02:02:06,278
Take it?

1749
02:02:06,862 --> 02:02:07,946
It's all yours...

1750
02:02:11,575 --> 02:02:13,577
Pappa... I was going to steal again...

1751
02:02:13,952 --> 02:02:15,203
Did you...?

1752
02:02:28,425 --> 02:02:30,218
Pappa, there's one more thing...

1753
02:02:32,721 --> 02:02:38,226
"My lucky charm, my lucky charm,"

1754
02:02:39,394 --> 02:02:42,689
"Limitless is my love,
my lucky charm."

1755
02:02:42,689 --> 02:02:46,026
Hey Bro-in-law! You only need to miss

1756
02:02:46,276 --> 02:02:48,403
Karishma for one more day... go!

1757
02:02:48,403 --> 02:02:50,155
I just had to give Meeta, her bag

1758
02:02:50,155 --> 02:02:51,365
I'll give it to her...

1759
02:02:51,573 --> 02:02:54,409
Now you have to leave
and get ready for tomorrow!

1760
02:02:55,035 --> 02:02:56,161
Bye

1761
02:02:56,745 --> 02:02:57,579
poor guy...

1762
02:02:57,579 --> 02:03:03,168
"Cherished each moment
spent with you,"

1763
02:03:03,502 --> 02:03:09,383
"Bemoaned the moments away from you,"

1764
02:03:09,383 --> 02:03:16,014
"It's a mystery how we met,
Me and You."

1765
02:03:16,014 --> 02:03:21,812
"A rich heart, turned to penury,"

1766
02:03:22,437 --> 02:03:27,692
"Limitless is my love,
my lucky charm."

1767
02:03:28,151 --> 02:03:33,615
"Lucky charm, my lucky charm"

1768
02:03:34,741 --> 02:03:40,038
"Limitless is my love,
my lucky charm."

1769
02:04:09,359 --> 02:04:14,448
"I have no dealings with the world,
except you,"

1770
02:04:15,282 --> 02:04:20,370
"In your eyes dwells
happiness of entire cities,"

1771
02:04:21,788 --> 02:04:26,501
"A joyful moment or
a lifetime of sorrows,

1772
02:04:27,669 --> 02:04:32,883
"When with you they
amount to the same."

1773
02:04:32,883 --> 02:04:38,096
"Perhaps it was written,
our destiny,"

1774
02:04:38,889 --> 02:04:45,061
"Or an simply an accidental irony."

1775
02:04:45,061 --> 02:04:49,441
"Be as it may, strange indeed,"

1776
02:04:49,441 --> 02:04:51,735
I should have come with
you to Goa seven years ago

1777
02:04:53,236 --> 02:04:54,821
That offer is still open

1778
02:04:57,449 --> 02:05:02,746
"Lucky charm, my lucky charm"

1779
02:05:04,122 --> 02:05:09,085
"Limitless is my love,
my lucky char,"

1780
02:05:09,961 --> 02:05:15,467
"A rich heart, turned to penury,"

1781
02:05:16,384 --> 02:05:21,806
"Limitless is my love,
my lucky charm."

1782
02:05:35,779 --> 02:05:36,571
Hello

1783
02:06:04,307 --> 02:06:07,185
We don't have any other option.
Lets run away.

1784
02:06:07,185 --> 02:06:08,770
I cannot betray Karishma

1785
02:06:09,229 --> 02:06:10,814
But you can betray yourself?

1786
02:06:10,814 --> 02:06:12,107
Look I cannot end my
seven year old relationship..

1787
02:06:12,107 --> 02:06:13,525
..On account of the last seven days

1788
02:06:13,525 --> 02:06:15,068
What commitment is this?

1789
02:06:15,068 --> 02:06:18,071
You don't love her,
she wants to break up with you...

1790
02:06:18,071 --> 02:06:21,032
..and we both love each other
but you're still marrying her?

1791
02:06:21,032 --> 02:06:22,492
What logic is this?

1792
02:06:25,412 --> 02:06:27,205
Meeta you will apply logic,
science, your IIT-ness,

1793
02:06:27,205 --> 02:06:29,165
stretched palms and
get out of this situation.

1794
02:06:30,000 --> 02:06:31,501
However I'm an emotional fool..

1795
02:06:32,377 --> 02:06:33,878
.. Will get stuck in this...

1796
02:06:34,504 --> 02:06:36,923
You won't be stuck,
I guarantee you this...

1797
02:06:36,923 --> 02:06:38,967
Please... don't confuse me any more...

1798
02:06:39,384 --> 02:06:41,678
Just go... Go back to China!

1799
02:08:01,091 --> 02:08:03,760
Gimme... At least show me!

1800
02:08:15,980 --> 02:08:21,653
"The giddy heart..sets
forth for you,"

1801
02:08:22,862 --> 02:08:28,702
"The giddy heart..sets
forth for you."

1802
02:08:29,703 --> 02:08:34,040
"In the face of silences,"

1803
02:08:34,040 --> 02:08:37,210
"Search for your call,"

1804
02:08:39,754 --> 02:08:45,468
"The giddy heart..sets
forth for you,"

1805
02:08:46,511 --> 02:08:51,516
Meeta's gone...
Even my 100 million couldn't stop her

1806
02:08:53,768 --> 02:08:57,689
"In the face of silences,"

1807
02:08:57,689 --> 02:09:00,400
"Search for your call,"

1808
02:09:01,067 --> 02:09:03,987
"Search for your call,"

1809
02:09:40,732 --> 02:09:47,071
"The giddy heart..sets
forth for you."

1810
02:09:47,864 --> 02:09:52,535
"In the face of silences,"

1811
02:09:55,455 --> 02:09:58,541
Do you remember what you told
me <i>7</i> days ago?

1812
02:10:04,547 --> 02:10:05,715
I got the money...

1813
02:10:07,217 --> 02:10:08,259
Meeta, I want to become a police

1814
02:10:08,259 --> 02:10:09,594
I am not Meeta, I'm Karishma

1815
02:10:14,057 --> 02:10:16,184
Do you guys want to get married?

1816
02:10:23,024 --> 02:10:26,152
"Sometimes wandering in circles,"

1817
02:10:26,152 --> 02:10:29,239
"At other times beaten by desires,"

1818
02:10:29,239 --> 02:10:33,368
"The love bird sulks
around the moon."

1819
02:10:35,245 --> 02:10:38,289
"The smallest of compromises,"

1820
02:10:38,289 --> 02:10:41,417
"It must always abstain from,"

1821
02:10:41,417 --> 02:10:46,005
"No force can convince it of."

1822
02:10:46,756 --> 02:10:50,426
"The world and its shackles,"

1823
02:10:50,426 --> 02:10:53,763
"Mean nothing at all when,"

1824
02:10:53,763 --> 02:10:56,516
"The tug is from the heartstring,"

1825
02:10:56,891 --> 02:10:59,143
"The tug is from the heartstring."

1826
02:10:59,143 --> 02:11:05,191
"The giddy heart..sets
forth for you,"

1827
02:11:05,191 --> 02:11:11,573
"The giddy heart..sets
forth for you."

1828
02:11:11,573 --> 02:11:15,451
"In the face of silences,"

1829
02:11:15,451 --> 02:11:18,454
"Search for your call."

1830
02:11:20,623 --> 02:11:26,671
"The giddy heart..sets
forth for you,"

1831
02:11:26,671 --> 02:11:34,178
"The giddy heart..sets
forth for you."

1832
02:12:21,726 --> 02:12:23,353
Do you love me?

1833
02:12:24,687 --> 02:12:27,023
We've fought and made
up for the last <i>7</i> years,

1834
02:12:27,523 --> 02:12:30,276
doesn't mean we can do that
all our lives...

1835
02:12:31,819 --> 02:12:34,322
There is a huge difference
between a 'break up' and a divorce.

1836
02:12:41,037 --> 02:12:45,291
I used break up with you because
I knew you will never leave me...

1837
02:12:48,586 --> 02:12:50,838
You were always perfect for me...

1838
02:12:52,423 --> 02:12:54,634
but I was never right for you...

1839
02:13:01,724 --> 02:13:04,227
If I break up with
you... will you stop me?

1840
02:13:04,227 --> 02:13:06,521
What do you want me to do?

1841
02:13:07,689 --> 02:13:09,107
What do you want?

1842
02:13:09,649 --> 02:13:12,694
" In you I place my trust,
for you are my confidante,"

1843
02:13:12,694 --> 02:13:15,196
"All my inadequacies,
you are well aware of."

1844
02:13:15,196 --> 02:13:18,366
Just go Nikhil... don't make me
break up with you again...

1845
02:13:18,366 --> 02:13:21,869
" Yet every emotion,
in essence innocent."

1846
02:13:21,869 --> 02:13:24,956
" Strange are my habits,"

1847
02:13:24,956 --> 02:13:27,917
"selfish some desires,"

1848
02:13:27,917 --> 02:13:29,377
Please just go...

1849
02:13:29,377 --> 02:13:34,382
" Yet every emotion,
in essence innocent."

1850
02:13:35,008 --> 02:13:38,094
"I am a dark empty tunnel"

1851
02:13:38,094 --> 02:13:41,014
"and you the light
at the end of which,"

1852
02:13:41,014 --> 02:13:42,932
"I am the night that engulfed me,"

1853
02:13:42,932 --> 02:13:46,102
You're scared...
Actually, you are a total coward!

1854
02:13:47,770 --> 02:13:50,356
"And you the dawn of redemption."

1855
02:13:50,356 --> 02:14:01,993
"The giddy heart..sets
forth for you."

1856
02:14:02,493 --> 02:14:06,289
"In the face of silences,"

1857
02:14:06,289 --> 02:14:09,417
"Search for your call,"

1858
02:14:11,502 --> 02:14:17,091
"The giddy heart..sets
forth for you,"

1859
02:14:23,765 --> 02:14:36,277
"The giddy heart..sets
forth for you,"

1860
02:14:36,694 --> 02:14:38,404
Where are you going?!
- I am running away uncle

1861
02:14:38,404 --> 02:14:41,616
How can you run away,
while I am still here?!

1862
02:14:41,616 --> 02:14:43,910
Come, just come here
- Okay... Okay

1863
02:14:45,620 --> 02:14:46,120
Bye!

1864
02:14:46,120 --> 02:14:48,581
Catch him... Don't let him go.

1865
02:15:02,220 --> 02:15:04,680
Devesh, that Nikhil is running

1866
02:15:04,680 --> 02:15:06,265
away and you are sitting here

1867
02:15:06,265 --> 02:15:09,936
Calm down... He's going
to come back right here

1868
02:15:09,936 --> 02:15:13,856
I wish we could get rid of him,
so easily...

1869
02:15:13,856 --> 02:15:17,068
He is joining the police force,
by the way

1870
02:15:17,068 --> 02:15:18,027
Right now?

1871
02:15:18,027 --> 02:15:19,654
No... after the wedding...

1872
02:15:19,654 --> 02:15:24,909
"The giddy heart..sets
forth for you,"

1873
02:15:25,660 --> 02:15:31,415
"The giddy heart..sets
forth for you,"

1874
02:15:32,875 --> 02:15:35,253
Are you coming or going somewhere?

1875
02:15:42,260 --> 02:15:43,761
No... right now I'm stuck.

1876
02:16:16,210 --> 02:16:17,920
I have these sensations...

1877
02:16:18,254 --> 02:16:20,882
...as if fountains of cool
water are breaking out underneath...

1878
02:16:20,882 --> 02:16:23,426
...and simultaneously,
fireworks are going off above...

1879
02:16:24,051 --> 02:16:27,722
...and this time it's raised to the
power N and then they go to infinity -

1880
02:17:00,588 --> 02:17:04,634
Sir...if she smiles, she's snared

1881
02:17:06,177 --> 02:17:07,595
But why are we going to Germany?

1882
02:17:07,595 --> 02:17:08,930
Don't you have to be in China?

1883
02:17:08,930 --> 02:17:11,682
Actually my vendors were trying to
procure from Germany,

1884
02:17:11,891 --> 02:17:13,643
but the cheque was returned,
so they need me to issue..

1885
02:17:13,643 --> 02:17:15,436
A cheque, so they need to
solve the problem... - Just a sec!

1886
02:17:15,436 --> 02:17:16,562
There is a problem in Germany too!

1887
02:17:16,562 --> 02:17:18,564
Please tell me you don't
have to hack something over there?!

1888
02:17:18,564 --> 02:17:21,067
Technically.. No... But we will be
addressing the problem..

1889
02:17:21,067 --> 02:17:23,069
Meeta, I'm going to be a cop...

1890
02:17:23,069 --> 02:17:24,445
I cannot be part
of a criminal activity!

1891
02:17:24,445 --> 02:17:27,198
Don't worry... you're safe...
you are under Indian jurisdiction!

1892
02:17:27,198 --> 02:17:29,408
What do you mean I am safe...
we both need to be safe?!

1893
02:17:29,408 --> 02:17:30,701
We're going there to relax
- We will both be safe!

1894
02:17:30,701 --> 02:17:32,161
I'll solve every problem,
don't worry!

1895
02:17:32,161 --> 02:17:33,955
We're going to relax, let's change
our tickets, let's go somewhere else...

1896
02:17:33,955 --> 02:17:35,414
Just raise your hands...
- I'm not raising my hands!

1897
02:17:43,839 --> 02:17:45,549
"You know she like the drama"

1898
02:17:45,549 --> 02:17:47,009
"Yeah, she's a sexy mama"

1899
02:17:47,009 --> 02:17:49,553
"And when she dance,
everybody goes"

1900
02:17:50,221 --> 02:17:52,139
"You know she like the drama"

1901
02:17:52,139 --> 02:17:53,724
"Yeah, she's a sexy mama"

1902
02:17:53,724 --> 02:17:56,227
"And when she dance,
everybody goes"

1903
02:17:57,603 --> 02:17:59,605
Innocent at a glance,

1904
02:17:59,605 --> 02:18:02,775
"However crooked the stance,"

1905
02:18:02,775 --> 02:18:05,361
"Mouthing bitter words,"

1906
02:18:05,361 --> 02:18:07,571
"Delicious is her tongue."

1907
02:18:07,571 --> 02:18:09,156
"Fragrance of the rose petals,"

1908
02:18:09,156 --> 02:18:10,866
"Wine in a shapely bottle,"

1909
02:18:10,866 --> 02:18:13,953
"A scene of total decimation."

1910
02:18:13,953 --> 02:18:15,496
"Her attitude is funky,"

1911
02:18:15,496 --> 02:18:17,164
"An opera worth a penny,"

1912
02:18:17,164 --> 02:18:20,376
"The gal's a drama queen."

1913
02:18:20,376 --> 02:18:22,044
"A saucerful of eyes"

1914
02:18:22,044 --> 02:18:23,754
"A reservoir of tears,"

1915
02:18:23,754 --> 02:18:26,924
"The gal's a drama queen"

1916
02:18:26,924 --> 02:18:28,718
"Her attitude is funky,"

1917
02:18:28,718 --> 02:18:30,344
"An opera worth a penny,"

1918
02:18:30,344 --> 02:18:33,597
"The gal's a drama queen."

1919
02:18:33,597 --> 02:18:35,182
"A saucerful of eyes"

1920
02:18:35,182 --> 02:18:36,934
"A reservoir of tears,"

1921
02:18:36,934 --> 02:18:40,104
"The gal's a drama queen"

1922
02:18:53,659 --> 02:18:55,244
"I sing upon tables,"

1923
02:18:55,244 --> 02:18:57,079
"And twirl upon chairs,"

1924
02:18:57,079 --> 02:19:00,166
"Fulfill all the heart desires."

1925
02:19:00,166 --> 02:19:01,625
"Think what you will,"

1926
02:19:01,625 --> 02:19:03,419
"A result of intoxication,"

1927
02:19:03,419 --> 02:19:06,714
"Or signs of losing my marbles."

1928
02:19:06,714 --> 02:19:08,299
"Fragrance of the rose petals,"

1929
02:19:08,299 --> 02:19:10,092
"Wine in a shapely bottle,"

1930
02:19:10,092 --> 02:19:13,220
"A scene of total decimation."

1931
02:19:13,220 --> 02:19:14,764
"Her attitude is funky,"

1932
02:19:14,764 --> 02:19:16,432
"An opera worth a penny,"

1933
02:19:16,432 --> 02:19:19,643
"The gal's a drama queen."

1934
02:19:19,643 --> 02:19:21,312
"A saucerful of eyes"

1935
02:19:21,312 --> 02:19:23,022
"A reservoir of tears,"

1936
02:19:23,022 --> 02:19:26,108
"The gal's a drama queen."

1937
02:19:26,108 --> 02:19:28,027
"Her attitude is funky,"

1938
02:19:28,027 --> 02:19:29,737
"An opera worth a penny,"

1939
02:19:29,737 --> 02:19:32,823
"The gal's a drama queen."

1940
02:19:32,823 --> 02:19:34,450
"A saucerful of eyes"

1941
02:19:34,450 --> 02:19:36,202
"A reservoir of tears,"

1942
02:19:36,202 --> 02:19:39,246
"The gal's a drama queen"

1943
02:19:39,246 --> 02:19:40,664
"You know she like the drama"

1944
02:19:40,664 --> 02:19:42,333
"Yeah, she's a sexy mama"

1945
02:19:42,333 --> 02:19:45,127
"And when she dance,
everybody goes"

1946
02:19:45,544 --> 02:19:47,296
"You know she like the drama"

1947
02:19:47,296 --> 02:19:48,881
"Yeah, she's a sexy mama"

1948
02:19:48,881 --> 02:19:51,967
"And when she dance,
everybody goes"

1949
02:20:12,488 --> 02:20:14,240
"Your eyes seem to spit,"

1950
02:20:14,240 --> 02:20:16,117
"Bullets episodically, and delay,"

1951
02:20:16,117 --> 02:20:19,036
"Snuffing of life in an instance."

1952
02:20:19,036 --> 02:20:20,871
"With a rosary of pearls,"

1953
02:20:20,871 --> 02:20:22,456
"I penance upon your name,"

1954
02:20:22,456 --> 02:20:25,751
"In the hope my name
gets an utterance."

1955
02:20:25,751 --> 02:20:27,545
"Worth many a million,"

1956
02:20:27,545 --> 02:20:29,296
"Your body is gilded bullion,"

1957
02:20:29,296 --> 02:20:32,216
"Alas your heart is rather mean."

1958
02:20:32,216 --> 02:20:33,759
"Her attitude is funky,"

1959
02:20:33,759 --> 02:20:35,386
"An opera worth a penny,"

1960
02:20:35,386 --> 02:20:38,556
"The gal's a drama queen."

1961
02:20:38,556 --> 02:20:40,307
"A saucerful of eyes"

1962
02:20:40,307 --> 02:20:41,976
"A reservoir of tears,"

1963
02:20:41,976 --> 02:20:45,187
"The gal's a drama queen"

1964
02:20:45,187 --> 02:20:46,939
"Her attitude is funky,"

1965
02:20:46,939 --> 02:20:48,566
"An opera worth a penny,"

1966
02:20:48,566 --> 02:20:51,777
"The gal's a drama queen."

1967
02:20:51,777 --> 02:20:53,529
"A saucerful of eyes"

1968
02:20:53,529 --> 02:20:55,281
"A reservoir of tears,"

1969
02:20:55,281 --> 02:20:58,701
"The gal's a drama queen"