Hello and welcome to the TC Show.
No, we are not talking about Railway TC's here.
This is 'TC', Tele-Shopping Channel.
I would like to show an AV..
...to our heavy audience.
And don't mistake him for anyone ordinary..
...he's quite a heavy personality.
Our very own Mumbai boy Akhil Lokhande.
I was quite disturbed.
I always wanted to excel in every field.
But these days..
...I'm living my life in 4 XL, 5 XL, 6 XL sizes.
I always wanted to do work equal of six people.
Now when I enter any lift..
...I realize I am equivalent to six people.
I always thought life could never tread on a single wheel.
When there is a will, there is no way.
I always thought how will I pacify my kid.
I am really disturbed.
Friends, this depressing AV was shot two months ago.
Well, let's welcome..
Farhad, Sajid, is the stage firm?
Yes, absolutely.
Please welcome Akhil Lokhande.
Akhil Lokhande. Wow!
You showed up alone.
I don't see the rest of Akhil Lokhande's anywhere.
Sir, now no more "I'm disturbed".
But I am surprised.
How did this happen?
Hold on.
JC!
Jastap Capsules!
A unique invention made of Ayurvedic herbs.
A bottle of JC...and you're all set.
JC means... - Jagtap Capsules.
Come on.
Turn this Laurel into Hardy. - Yes, sir.
And he should look like Akhil Lokhande.
Sir.. - Stick it properly.
You're not concentrating. - Sir.
The deal was 4000, this is just 2500.
So, you didn't put on any weight for it either.
Keep this, a bottle of JC.
Go and build 16 abs.
World record. Be happy.
You've got your head in the air.
I will kill you.
Why? Are you a villain?
Villain?
Don't create a scene here. - Why, are you a jester?
Jester.
Don't test me, my hands are not tied. - Why? Are you a widow?
Widow?
Why you..
Phone's ringing.
Hold him.
Hello.
Yes, I am coming.
I said I am coming.
If I wasn't in such a hurry..
...I would've exacted my money.
Get lost. - It's important, or I wouldn't have spared you.
He pretends as if the entire world dances to his tune.
One more.
Five, six, seven, eight..
Stop it. Stop it.
Stop the rehearsals.
Music cut. Music cut.
Remove all the male dancers..
...keep the female dancers.
Boys, pack-up.
Girls, come in the front.
What do you mean by "Girls come in the front" Remo sir?
You think you can throw us out whenever you like?
I know, I'll break your teeth?
Why, are you a dentist?
Dentist?
I'll crush you. - Why, are you tobacco?
Tobacco?
I'll will gut you. - Why, are you Hajmola?
Hajmola, why you..
Let go. Let me go.
Hold him.
Hello? Coming.
Let me go. - If I didn't have to leave urgently..
...I would've exacted my money. Understand.
Get lost.
It's important or I wouldn't have spared you.
Let go.
Important?
He pretends as if he'll build a big empire.
Lord...
So Borivali team has set a target..
...of 120 runs for Dombivali's team.
And Dombivali team's opening batsman..
...has arrived on the crease.
One.. Two.
Howzat!
What?
Where did you get him from?
It touched my bat.
He'll even give a cripple LBW out.
Now go. - Sir, it hit the bat.
Be quiet, or I'll give you out as well.
Howzat!
Here's your money.
Akhil, you really stirred up things today.
Really!
What can I do? I have to get to my other job..
But this is not done.
Your days of raising fingers are over, boy.
Now I will lift my hand. - Why? Are you a beggar?
I will send you back on a stretcher?
Why? Are you a compounder?
I am going to malign you.
Why? Are you a rag-picker? - Rag..
Let's take care of him!
Now say. Come on.
Here. Keep one note.
Hey... - Hey!
Don't hit. - Let's go.
Now get to your other job.
Other work.
Feels like you've married to your work, not me.
Each day I would kindle my desires..
...on the threshold of hopes.
And today's 'Karvachauth'.
The biggest day in your wife's life.
Most important.
And you came late even today.
Why?
You made me your wife.
So why did you do this with me?
Why?
Parvati, actually...
...work is just an excuse.
There's someone else in my life.
Kavyanjali.
Dear, please try to.. - Enough!
Enough!Enough!
"Virtuous bonds", Made for Each Other"..
...all these are just too good to be true.
But the truth is... I am just your discard.
All I wanted was one smile of joy..
...in my own beautiful world of dreams.
But you've proved..
...our union is no longerjustified.
Cut it. Very good shot.
Bunch of freeloaders.
Hi.
Our date was fixed before my shoot.
And I am sorry.
What are you doing?
Well, I feel like taking you to an expensive place today.
Where?
Petrol Station.
Because there's nothing more expensive than that.
Uncle, ball.
Thank you.
You know, my life's like this football.
Whoever comes, kicks me and gets ahead.
You'll achieve your goal through these kicks, Akhil.
And I know what your goal is.
To help your father get better.
Poor guy's been in the hospital for a year.
You work day and night to cover his expenses.
But just watch.
Someday he'll be absolutely fine.
Really?
I swear.
Thanks.
Hey.
Forget it. Thief.
Are you hitting on me?
Do I look like a ruler to hit on you.
Will you stick to me? - Do I look like Fevicol to stick to you?
Kiss me? - Am I Emraan Hashmi to kiss you?
"Someone dwells in me all day."
"My days and nights are lost in her."
"Someone feels so close."
"As if my heart beats in him."
"There's no cure to... what I've been struck with."
"Someone touched my heart."
"Whose sights do I owe it to?"
"if anyone asks, I'll say it's you."
"I'll tell everyone that it's your effect."
"if anyone asks, I'll say it's you."
"Someone knocks on my heart."
"..comes in and stays there."
"What's this sin that has no atone?"
"Someone touched my heart."
"Whose prayers do I owe it to?"
"if anyone asks, I'll say it's you."
"Wrapped in satin clothes."
"Filled with abundant of colors."
"What's this gift I've been bestowed with?"
"Don't let it slip through your lips."
"My patience's melting for you."
"if anyone asks, I'll say it's you."
So...what do you want to say?
Have you planned for a candle light Dinner?
Papa's trying to save electricity..
Quiet.
For your kind information.
I like my conversation..
...in the isolation of darkness.
Miser!
What happened?
There's no arm-rest on this side.
You get only half the sofa in half the amount.
Hey!
What are you doing?
Papa, let me switch on one light.
Sir, I'm here to ask for your daughter's hand for marriage.
And do you have irritation or objection..
...with the rest of her body?
Meaning?
I mean..
...your relation with my daughter is out of question.
Cancellation, rejection!
Why, sir? What lacks in me?
You've something even the rich can't have. - What?
Poverty.
You're poor. - Sir, your..
You're a hapless.
There's no strength in this relationship.
Papa!
Your daughter's necessities are few..
...that's why this relationship is the best.
What do I want?
Three cotton clothes, two pieces of bread..
...and a single courtyard.
I don't want a palace of sorrows..
...just a hut filled with joy.
Get lost.
Stop reciting your TV serial dialogues.
Hey... What's your name?
Yeah Akhil Lokhande.
Lokhande!
Listen carefully.
I want a husband for my daughter...
...who's wealthy, and not the person who wants sympathy.
Wealthy.
Now do you understand?
Come back when you're rich.
Out!
What if I don't go?
I'll kick you? - Why, are you a donkey?
I'll break your milk-teeth? - Why, are you the milkman?
I'll bash you so hard. - Why, are you a maid?
He's so audacious.
Fine, if you like being such a loud-mouth..
...then...swear on this fire..
You won't decide to marry my daughter..
"Until you become a millionaire.
Come on, swear.
Akhil.. - Don't say anything.
I swear.
First millionaire, then Sakshi's husband.
Papa's trying to trap you.
You are trapped.
Laugh all you want, sir.
But listen to my mathematics carefully.
I am going to multiply money..
...and soon it will subtract the smile on your face.
Your mind will get divided..
...and your daughter will get added in my life.
Are you a mathematics teacher?
Addition..
Papa, electricity's back.
I am ruined.
Who's going to pay the bill?
I am ruined.
I will kill you.
Who will pay my bills?
0 Bollywood...who do I pray to..
...so that business is never slow..
...and my shop makes me popular.
Jugnu, give me 'Honeymoon Dvd...
Son, first take 'Dosti', then 'Mohabbatein'.
Then 'Shaadi No.1' and then 'Honeymoon'.
And then..
That's 400 for 4 CDs.
Get out.
What do you want? - 'Darr'.
Only 'Darr'. - Yes.
Take Jeet as well. - Why?
Because beyond 'Darr' there's 'Jeet' (Victory).
Show off..
Akhil.
My friend, where are you going in such a hurry?
On my way to the hospital.
And after that to work.
I must admit, buddy.
Hold on.
Look, this is 'Baghbaan'.
Four sons couldn't look after their only father.
And you alone do four jobs a day for your father.
That's not a big thing.
I'm sweating for my own blood.
That's called love.
You've always fulfilled every desire of your father.
I'll come with you to the hospital now.
And how would uncle be living..
...in the hospital all these days?
"Don't try to stop me."
"Don't object if I follow you."
"Don't try to stop me."
"Don't object if I follow you."
"I've a right on you. You're my delight."
"Don't be shocked if I obstruct your way."
"You're right beside me. I am right next to you."
Akhil?
Oh, God. I am exhausted.
Don't you have chest-pain anymore?
What chest-pain?
It's just another excuse.
...to spend another year in this luxurious hospital.
And to get acquainted to nurses like you.
But...is it a good thing to squander your son's money?
It's bad. It's very bad.
But he's not my son.
He's my ticket to comfort and luxury.
He's my walking ATM counter for me.
Who's this?
Where are you going?
Son, you've arrived.
Am I a fax, to arrive?
Look, you're turning red.
Am I a traffic light to turn red?
Look, son, you're over-doing it.
Am I a bowler to do an over?
I treated you like God.
Tell me who my father is.
I've no clue.
But 30 years ago..
...I met your mother during a rail journey.
You were just a 3-4 years old kid.
You were playing in your mother's arms.
And during our conversation..
...your mother narrated her sad story to me.
How your father made your mother pregnant..
...but not his wife, because..
...there was another mistress in his life.
When your mother heard this..
...she left your conniving father..
...and was returning in that train.
But just then...
...the train met with accident.
And your mother passed away.
But you survived.
It's the grace of God, Akhil. You survived.
If I hadn't survived that day, would I be..
I've yet to get to the point.
The interesting part comes now.
The Rail Minister arrived at the accident spot.
And he announced that..
...any family with even on deceased member..
...will get 1 lakh as compensation.
Sol picked up his trunk, and him..
...and pretended as he was my son and..
Beat him. - I am dead!
Beat him. - Oh, God!
More.
Old man..
You really gave him a sound beating.
Very good.
Old man.
As you sow...so shall you reap.
I can't believe this.
Your bachelor father's shown us such a dirty picture.
The question is Akhil, what is your existence.
Because this is reality. Real life.
This isn't 'Golmaal' where you'll find an old trunk..
...in the house like Ajay Devgan did.
Well, let's imagine that you do find a trunk.
You do.
But it's not necessary that you'll open it up..
...and just like in Manisha's film 'Love Letter'..
...it would have your mother's love letters..
...and you'll find those too.
Well, we're filmy people. Let's take some liberty.
Let's assume that you found the love letters as well.
It's not necessary that you'll also find a locket..
...like Jeetendra did in this film 'Locket'.
Since I took Jeetendra's name, let's take some more liberty.
Even if you find the locket.
You won't find your parent's photo in the locket.
Even if you find your father's picture..
...your father won't turn out to be a millionaire.
Pannalal Johri.
Yes, Pannalal Johri.
Bangkok's diamond king.
He can't be your father.
My father's Pannalal Johri.
What? - Yes.
Akhil, you're a millionaire.
Jugnu.
I am a millionaire. - Yes.
Jugnu. I am a millionaire.
What did I just press? - What's this?
Bangkok's diamond merchant..
...multi-millionaire Pannalal Johri passed away today.
Pannalal Johri was a renowned personality in Bangkok.
Akhil.
Your father wasn't even born yet..
...and he Died.
You're so unlucky.
You're doomed.
Akhil.
I'll get water for you.
I hope my friend doesn't die.
Akhil.
Akhil, the shock's made you mad.
Jugnu, it's not the shock, I am mad with joy.
You heard the bad news, not the complete news.
Listen. Listen.
So what about his property worth 3000 crores.
Because he has no heir, or wife and kids.
If any of his relative turns up..
...then he'll be the owner of 3000 crores overnight.
Now you drink the water.
Some more.
Jugnu, my father's dead..
...and I am not happy about it.
In fact, I am very happy-
Why?
Because he betrayed my mother.
That's why Lord took away my father..
...and served me justice.
He gave me all these evidence..
...so that I can prove to the world..
...that I am Pannalal Johri's son.
Jugnu, now this Slumdog's a millionaire.
'Johnny Johnny.. - Yes."
"Are you drinking? - No."
"Open your mouth. - Aww."
"Telling lies. - No."
'Johnny Johnny.. - Yes."
"Have you been drinking? - No."
"Open your mouth. - No."
"Telling lies. - No."
"No, no, no."
"I've not been drinking."
"I've been forced to drink."
"it's all okay.".
"I'm having fun."
"In the bar, in the car."
"She's got thousands of problems."
"She keeps drinking all the while and says.."
"This is my first."
"In the bar, in the car."
"He sways like he's drunk."
"He keeps drinking all the while and says.."
"I'll stop drinking at dawn."
"Never listens to anyone."
"Bad habits all the while."
"On every bottle he says.."
"This is the last one for the day."
"Never listens to anyone."
"Bad habits all the while."
"On every bottle she says.."
"This is the last one for the day."
"Johnny Johnny."
"Chug it Chug it."
"Johnny Johnny."
"This is the last one for today."
"Johnny Johnny."
"This is the last one for today."
"Johnny Johnny."
"Chug it Chug it."
"This is the last one for today."
"Johnny Johnny."
"Yes."
"Do you see two? - No."
"Open your eyes.. - Awww."
"Telling lies.. - No."
"Either birthday or wedding."
"Either full or half."
"My buddies ganged up on me."
"Either happiness or tension."
"Every day it's a new reason."
"All you want is attention."
"No, no, no."
"I've not been drinking."
"I've been forced to drink."
"I'm full now!"
"No more partying from tomorrow."
"In the bar, in the car."
"She's got thousands of problems."
"She keeps drinking all the while and says.."
"This is my first."
"In the bar, in the car."
"He sways like he's drunk."
"She keeps drinking all the while and says.."
"I'll stop drinking at dawn."
"Never listens to anyone."
"Bad habits all the while."
"On every bottle he says.."
"This is the last one for the day."
"Johnny Johnny."
"Chug it Chug it."
"Johnny Johnny."
"This is the last one for today."
Wow, Akhil.
From "I am really troubled" to "I am really rich".
Crazy b0)!-
He's trying to stop the king..
...from entering his own palace.
Papa.
Papa, it's your son..
This is terrible.
I've been orphaned again.
What's this guy blabbering about?
Please.
You look like an Indian. - I am Habibullah Sheikh.
Pannalal's right-hand.
His lawyer.
Mister, how did this happen?
The diamond from Johri sir's ring fell in his potato wedges.
And he swallowed the diamond instead.
And...he died in 2 minutes.
He's not a noodles to die instantly.
Address him with respect. Do you know who he was?
He was my father.
He's my papa.
My dad.
Now give me the money.
Hanky.
What did you hear?
Money.
Corrupt mind!
Papa, you can't speak properly.
This man can't hear properly.
Life without you is no fun.
Because I've turned into an orphan.
Your memories are still in this bungalow, isn't it?
So...now I will live in this bungalow..
...with your memories.
The car you took to the office, that huge car..
...now I'll drive to the office in it.
I'll find your company while handling your company papa.
What is it?
I would like to talk to you on an important issue.
What? - Talk.
Talk?
Akhil, I don't need to investigate..
I mean question you.
What?
Why can't you be Pannalal Johri's son?
Have some tea.
Every year, when India can produce children..
...equivalent to population of Australia..
...then why can't Pannalal sir produce you?
Is that logic enough for you? - Yes.
He's from Bangkok, I'm from Borivali. Is that okay?
I've another logic for that. - Go ahead.
If India's Sania Mirza, Pakistan's Shoaib Malik..
...can be husband and wife.
Then why can't Bangkok's Pannalal Johri and..
Hold on. Have you studied LAW?
Yes?
No, because...this concerns 3000 crores, Lulla sir.
Hey! That's Habibullah.
Look, my father's given me this name..
...with great love and affection.
So please.. - I mean, you're a lawyer.
Won't you ask for any evidence?
Like these...love-letters written by my father.
This locket.
Family album.
But these days any fraud can forge all this..
...with the help of computer graphics.
So here's my blood.
This will prove that I am his blood.
D.N.A.
'Daddy's Najayaz Aulad' (Daddy's illegitimate son).
These things aren't needed, son.
I recognized you at first sight.
Your mother's name was Shanti Devi, right?
Yes.
Sometimes, my boss would feel embarrassed..
...and mention about her to me.
Fine.
So tell me, Habibullah sir, when can I take over.
You can't take over..
...because someone's already over-taken you.
What do you mean?
Pannalal made a Will before he died.
And he transferred his entire property to someone else.
Who is it?
Does he have another illegitimate son?
Any son?
More than a son?
This is a conspiracy.
A big game-plan.
Hold on.
Did he show you any proof?
Letter...locket...father's picture.
Did the DNA matched?
Then damn it.
How can he be my father's heir?
How dare he try to assert his right on my property?
No!
I won't let this happen.
Who's that rascal?
Where's that rascal?
Rascal!
Pannalal Johri's was cremated only a while ago..
...and you've already usurped his seat.
It's about 3000 crores.
Everyone's conscience is for sale.
But I am the real heir of Pannalal Johri, not you.
All this belongs to me.
This property is only mine.
Did you hear?
Turn the chair around.
Look at me.
Look into my eyes.
Turn the chair around!
He's Pannalal Johri's heir.
His sweet, adorable and only...
...and more than a son.
But he's a dog.
For God's sake, don't call him a dog. - Why?
Because his name's Entertainment.
Why Entertainment?
Why? Why not?
If pigeons can be called 'Masakali'.
Horse can be called 'Badal' (Cloud).
If Mahila Jaywardhane can be a male's name.
Then why can't his name be Entertainment?
Look, Akhil.
Pannalal Johri was really sad..
...after your mother's accident.
He started repenting.
He was living like a live monument.
For years he attempted to find you two..
...in many continents.
But then he got disappointed..
...and after getting disconnected from everyone..
...tried to kill himself on his pavement.
That's when he...he saved his life.
Hello, sir.
Since then he dwelled in the basement of his heart.
He became the 'Pepsodent of his brush'.
The peppermint in his life.
The instrument of his music.
And his name.. - I know.
Became Entertainment.
Now tell me...if Pannalal hadn't given his property..
...to Entertainment, then who else would he give it to.
My millionaire father gave his property to a dog.
To a dog!
I am ruined.
My father made my life worse than a dog.
I am ruined.
I am poor again.
Hello. - Akhil, this is Jugnu speaking.
Shocked to hear my voice, aren't you?
I am in Bangkok.
Jugnu.
A Slumdog DID became the billionaire.
What do you mean? What are you saying?
Your buddy's been orphaned again. - No.
I am ruined. - No.
I've lost the 3000 crores. - No, this isn't possible.
Akhil. Hello, Akhil.
I really can't believe this again.
A dog's name 'Entertainment'.
The dog's name is shocking for you.
But he usurped my 3000 crore..
...that isn't shocking for you.
Sorry.
That dog.
By the way, is he a male or a female?
I've an idea.
Take a stone and hurl it at him.
If HE runs, he is male.
Or if SHE runs, she is female.
Whether he's a male or a female, but he stole my bone.
Sorry, 50"")!-
I can understand what I am asking you.
Look, Akhil. Don't be sad.
You please divert your mind from this dog.
Forget the dog.
Look, I'm sure you haven't eaten anything since yesterday.
Eat something.
Will you..
Would you like a Hot Dog?
Don't beat me like a dog.
Save me kids.
Jugnu.
What now?
I'll go crazy if I stay here.
Come on, let's go back to India.
Are you crazy, Akhil?
You want to go back to India.
How will you face Saakshi?
Akhil, you are going to let a dog live your life..
...and live like a dog yourself.
Akhil, you're the hero of this story.
And that dog's the villain.
And the hero always kills the villain.
Take the history of Bollywood for example.
Gabbar, Shaakal, Mogambo.
They all died a dog's death.
And he's already a dog.
Easy job!
He has to die, and like a dog.
Do anything you want.
Shoot him, stab him, slam him on the ground.. - No!
But kill him. - No! No!
I can't kill anyone.
Not just anyone but the one who's taken your wealth.
The one who has ruined your destiny.
The one who has brought you on the street.
Akhil, I say for your right, you have to kill the dog.
Akhil, you have to kill the dog.
Akhil, for the sake of your right, just kill the dog.
You should kill the dog.
Kill the dog.
Kill that dog.
Kill the dog...Akshay Kumar.
You mutt...I'll kill you.
Entertainment, it's time for your exercise.
Come. Climb on.
All the mills in the world have closed down.
There's just one working mill, that's the Treadmill.
Please climb up.
Climb up
This is not a local train that he'll climb up.
Hello, Akhil. - Hello.
Hello.
Bone from underpants.
I'll help you.
Wonderful. You were really amazing.
So please make me Entertainment's caretaker.
I see.
He served papa till his last breath. - Yes.
And in return, I'll serve him till his last.
Please.
Please. Please, sir.
Please don't say, Zardullah. - Hey.
That's Habibullah!
Are you crazy?
Habibullah! Habibullah!
Sorry.
Fine.
From now on you will always look after him. - Yes.
Habibullah! - Yes.
Habibullah!
Let the war begin.
When the dog comes and holds this, he will..
...he'll get electrocuted and he'll die.
Come on.
Come on, everything's in place. - Come on.
Switch it on.
The dog's coming.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
Let's get out of here.
He's here.
The dog didn't get electrocuted?
Check it. - I did fix it properly.
Akhil!
Save me.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
How much more are you going to beat me?
Are you fine?
I am okay.
How's he going to die?
Help! Help!
Jugnu, save me.
I'll save you.
Akhil, my friend.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop hitting me.
You dog!
"Traitor, your heart is a traitor."
For you, it doesn't listen to me."
"Let's see who wins, heart or me."
"Heart has become mischeivous."
"I've been habituated to you."
"World say, this is a bad habit."
"I've been habituated to you."
"World say, this is a bad habit."
He's addicted too.
He's gone.
Either he'll be lost in the jungle.
Or he'll be some wild animal's toast.
Let's watch it live. - Forget it.
Come on. - Forget it, let him die.
Come on. It'll be fun.
Careful Akhil, it's really high
Careful. Careful. - Careful.
Akhil if we fall from here, we'll get broken into pieces.
Akhil.
Stop.
Stop!
Akhil.
Where did my Akhil go?
Get rid of this problem from the root.
Why did you hit me?
We'll first make him smell the chloroform..
...and then tie him up.
Or tie him up first and then dope him with chloroform?
Is he gone?
He's done for, Tie him up.
He'll fall now.
3000 crores is now all ours.
Pick him up.
Jugnu, let's leave him on the terrace.
Once he falls down, there's no surviving.
Oh no...
No!
I won't spare you.
Oh no...
Akhil. -Jugnu!
The dog is hungry.
Pour it.
Pour the entire thing.
He's dead for sure today.
Come on. - Let's go.
He's dead for sure today.
Drink it sir.
Entertainment.
Drink it.
Entertainment.
I am so hungry. I've to get to the court as well.
I am getting late.
Zehreela (poisoned). - Hey! That's Habibullah!
No. No.
Look, you should never interfere..
His heart isn't beating.
Do something.
We'll be hanged for it. Do something.
What do I do? Yes.
Get up. - Here, Akhil.
Wake him up.
Bravo.
Save him somehow.
This is an iron.
Close the door. Close the door.
Rascal, you handed me irons.
Water! Give me water!
My chest is burning.
That mutt Entertainment has made our life hell.
Pannalal you scoundrel.
Who gave you the idea to raise a dog?
Give that here. - You rascals.
Who are those two with him? - Open the door.
They look like villains.
Look.
He looks like the villain from Dabbang 1..
...and he is from Dabbang 2. Isn't it?
But...how are they connected with this family?
Hey what are you doing?
Get up.
Very good, brother Karan.
Come on, Arjun. - Yes.
My Lace is open.
Brother, give me a minute.
I told you, Arjun, I don't want any goof up.
You did.
But mother always said..
...if your shoe-laces are open, don't run.
Don't be so mad, brother.
I am your own blood. - Yes.
But because of your actions I feel like murdering you.
You're a criminal mind, after all..
...it's bound to have such thoughts.
You'll really go far, Arjun.
Wherever you go, people will say "Keep moving".
You won't be able to sell yourself if you want to.
I'm sure you were born after 1000 dogs died.
But you're still alive.
You mean...l am a dog?
Are you asking or telling, brother Karan?
Arjun.
Mother was right you don't love me.
After all, I'm your step-brother.
"When has the sun been away from the sky.."
"..when has the moon been away from the rays."
"When has aroma been away from breeze..
...when has spring being away from the garden"
"This is the bond of love."
"lts confluence of many centuries."
"This is the bond of love."
"lts confluence of many centuries."
I love you a lot.
You see, were supposed to be released in 2 days.
But since it was your birthday..
...I planned this escape.
You won't find a brother like me.
I can give it in writing.
And if there is, then...
You eat.
What happened, brother?
Why did your eyes widen?
Pannalal Johri is dead.
This means, brother..
...the one we've trying to kill all these years, is finally dead.
The old man.
Every time we tried to kill him..
...his pet dog would interfere and save him.
Brother, now we're the heir to his 3000 crore..
...because we're his first cousins?
Second!
But what's important is...
...we're his only relatives.
Then we should prepare to get out of here, brother Karan.
Arjun, stop being so brazen.
We'll be released in 2 days.
And next day we'll enter the Johri Mansion.
Wow, Akhil.
I'll have to mention that it's a fabulous mansion.
So awesome.
It's an exquisite place.
I bet you spent quite a lot on it.
There's an antique fan as well.
Is this male or female?
Male or female?
I mean is it Bajaj or Usha?
By the way...the owner of this house..
...has gone to his favorite place Snow white Arena..
...which is 3 hours away from here.
Because that's the only place where it snow falls.
I see.
By the way, what would you like to have?
I will drink. That too neat.
You should've added water.
No, no. This is my daughter's in-laws home.
Water is forbidden for me here.
I would like to get my daughter..
...married to the heir of this house.
The heir of this house?
Yes.
With your daughter? - Yes.
He's Enter..
Yes, he has already entered... in her heart.
Curses!
He's.. - Exactly, they are crazy about each other.
Say something.
She keeps barking in the serials.
She barks? - Yes.
Do something.
Ready?
Now see.
Action.
Uncle. I swear on God..
...we're two bodies, one soul. - Wonderful.
He's my mornings and my dawn. - Very good.
His feet...is where my pilgrimages lie. - Wonderful.
He has four legs as well.
But how is this possible?
You barked.
Not me, maybe it came from there..
See...
...they're eyeing each other like Romeo-Juliet.
Uncle, this is the effect of love at first sight.
You mean it's about love at first bite.
Fine, it's done. Okay.
Come on.
Pay respects to your future father-in-law.
Come on.
Pay respects to your future father-in-law.
Come, son-in-law.
Why are you standing there? Come on.
What's this?
What's what?
Not what, what. What's this?
He's your son-in-law.
Son...
My--
The heir to 3000 crore.
Pannalal Johri's heir, Entertainment.
You mean...Pannalal Johri..
...gave 3000 crore to this dog and died.
Yes.
Papa.
Papa, please listen.. - Uncle, please listen.
Please, listen.
Give me one more chance.
I'll keep your daughter happy.
Just one chance. I'll be rich.
I promise you. Please listen to me.
My fate will change.
Your fate will never change.
Papa, please. - Get in.
You'll always be poor.
What's the point of being Pannalal Johri's son?
You turned out to be a disappointment.
And that dog Entertainment..
...turned out to be the real heir to the wealth.
Dog?
Uncle, listen to me.
Akhil Lokhande, forget Saakshi forever.
"I want to ask God what has he done."
"Why did he take back the gift he had bestowed me upon?"
The heir to 3000 crore...a dog.
Stop the car!
What happened?
Dean"
...do you admit that, post marriage..
...every man becomes a dog.
I suggest that...
...you marry the dog.
Papa!
That rascal Pannalal gave all his wealth to that dog.
But that dog...separated me from Saakshi forever, Jugnu.
That's why, Akhil..
...we'll have to think of a full-proof plan..
...to kill the dog.
What's to think? Let's shoot him.
We won't get the wealth if we kill the dog.
It will go to that son of his.
So what do we do?
Expiry date.
How long do dogs live?
Maximum 12-13 years.
That Entertainment will conk out in few years.
For now we've just one target.
Akhil.
And we'll have to find a special place..
...to take care of him.
And that special place is... Snow White Arena.
I will kill that dog in his favorite place.
Akhil, you're done for.
Entertainment, you're done for!
I see.
So tomorrow he's going to kill the dog.
And we wolves..
...will kill him.
One arrow...we kill two sparrows.
But, brother, why will we kill sparrows?
Go...fetch!
Yes.
Die you rascal!
Akhil!
Entertainment!
- Akhil.
Akhil, what are you doing?
Have you gone crazy?
We got what we wanted. He's dead.
He saved my life.
Entertainment!
Akhil.
Today...
...an animal taught me a lesson on humanity.
Akhil.
Today...
...an animal taught me a lesson on humanity..
"What is loyalty and what is trust.."
Entertainment!
"..L have learnt it from you."
"What is heart and what is love.."
"..l have learnt it from you."
"I have learnt it from you."
I must admit, he's two-in-one.
He was Royal.
But the dog's loyal as well.
Dog?
No Entertainment.
Entertainment.
Earlier, when we tried to bump-off Pannalal..
...the dog interfered.
And even this time, he interfered in our plans.
We'll have to do something, Arjun.
Or that dog will always taint our face.
By the way, brother, your face looks tainted.
Johri sir..
Mr. Johri..
Father.
I forgive you for whatever you did with your this son.
And for whatever I did with your son..
...I apologies for it.
I must admit.
You turned out to be a true diamond merchant.
You're a good assessor.
Entertainment!
Only a real assessor can recognize a true gem.
Pannalal Johri.
Your son deserves all this.
Not this son.
See you, father.
Entertainment...
...do you know why the truth hurts.
Because truth has a point.
And that point is...
...that you're right and I am wrong.
Sorry...for trying to kill you.
Thank you...
...for showing me the way.
Goodbye.
And yes...
...if anyone calls me a dog..
...I'll consider it an honor.
Sanjay Leela Bhansali. - What?
The names of my three lawyers.
Mr. Sanjay. Ms. Leela and Mr. Bhansali.
Poor dears have been doing rounds of the court for us.
Court? - Yes.
Films succeed because of three things.
And these days our case is also thriving on three things.
Entertainment!
What? - Well, you're forgetting..
...that many years ago, Pannalal Johri..
...had started a Private Ltd Company..
...called The Entertainment Company.
You're right.
But for his dear Entertainment.
But, Pannalal Johri made his second cousins, which is us..
...the major shareholders.
But what did you do under the pretext of that relation.
Forge“!-
Pannalal Johri caught you two red-handed..
...and also fired you two.
I see.
Arjun, we didn't receive any termination order.
Not at all.
What do you want to prove?
Just that we're still the existing owners..
...of that Entertainment Company.
And according to Mr. Pannalal Johri's Will...
By the way, why am I talking to you?
Ms. Leela, I'm sure you've a copy of that Will.
Please read it out.
I, Pannalal Johri, in my right state of mind..
...bequeath my entire property..
...and bank balance to Entertainment.
Yes!
Entertainment Company belongs to us..
...and this property's in the name of Entertainment.
So, the heir to 3000 crore is not this dog, but..
...it's the owners of the company called Entertainment!
Entertainment!
But in Will, doesn't mention company..
...instead it's loyal dog.
But your Honor, there's no mention..
...of the word 'Dog' in the will.
The reason is that he never considered him a dog.
Court doesn't believe in emotions..
...it believes n facts, Mr. Dracula.
That's Habibullah!
And listen.
If there's no 'Dog' mentioned in the Will..
...then there's no 'Company' mentioned either.
Very smart.
And now.. Not you.
In the company of our lawyers, the court will decide..
...and also prove who's the rascal..
...and who's a mangy cur.
After all the views..
...Court is passing the judgment in the favour of...
Karan and Arjun, They are the rightful owner Of the Johri Empire.
Pannalal Johri's wealth... goes to these two rascals!
How?
We'll tell you.
You see...a good lawyer knows the law.
And the best lawyer knows the judge.
1500 for me.. - And 1500 for me.
You dog, I know you understand everything.
Now listen to me carefully.
Actually, you're no more than a street-mutt.
So stay there.
If you need to pee, then find a lamp-post.
If you feel hungry..
...then feed on the left-over from the waste-dump.
You're a dog, so live like one.
Right, brother.
Yes, but before that.
Let's take back what's ours.
What are you doing?
Along with this property, this leash belongs to us too.
And stopping us means breaking the law.
Time flies by when you're with a kin.
But with time you know who your kin is.
'Look what I brought for you.'
'Look.'
'Just for you.'
'Since you entered my life..'
'..there's only entertainment.'
'No sorrows.'
'You're not my son, but you're no less either.'
Get out!
- Get lost!
Get lost!
Johri's dog. - Got nowhere to go.
Lord, even in Your presence..
...loyalty has lost.
And betrayal won!
Why are you looking that way?
You think someone will come to help us..
...from that direction.
Surprised.
How I came back?
I was about to board the flight to lndia..
...when I read this news.
I had to come.
You see, father's last wish was..
...that you be the heir to this wealth.
And...a son will have to do something..
...to fulfill his father's last wish.
After all, I am his blood.
DNA.
Daddy's Najayaz Aulad (Daddy's illegitimate son).
But...his son.
Earlier I formed a bond with father for the wealth.
Now, for the sake of that same bond..
...I will get you your wealth back.
And yes, Entertainment.
We're with you.
Just wait and watch.
We'll first have to break Karan and Arjun's unity.
And then their strength will be over.
And then we'll make them confess to their crimes..
...and have them thrown out in the streets.
What do you say, Akhil?
Wonderful. Amazing. I'm speechless.
But it's very difficult to separate these two brothers.
Don't worry about that, Ab...dullah, sir.
We'll do what the British did with us!
Divide...and Rule!
Now we dogs...
...will teach those rascals a lesson.
Careful, brother.
Entertainment.
I guess he's here for revenge.
Revenge?
You want revenge?
How will you do it?
Like Rajnikant..
Or like Spiderman.
What can one dog do?
What can he do?
I'll show him...by running over him with my car. Come on.
Brother, I'll run-over him.
No, I'll do it, I'm the elder one.
I am the younger one.
Why don't you understand? It's just one dog.
You won't look good running over one dog.
I want to run over him.
Brother, do you love me or not?
What's brotherhood got to do with our love?
Listen to me.. - But..
With this car, we'll send him off on his final..
Wait!
Stay!
Sit!
Roadside Entertainment.
At first even I thought they were wrong.
But the court of Bangkok opened my eyes..
...and proved that my father's 3000 crore..
...belongs to them, and not you.
If anyone has anything to say, then speak now.
You Bulldog.
You behave like a dog..
...but got the name of a different animal.
Bull.
Stop growling...Pug!
I'll make you dance like Shakira, get that.
And you...German Shepherd.
Has your father ever been to Germany?
And you...Boxer!
Did your dad ever put on boxing gloves?
And St. Bernard.
If I had a face like yours..
...I would've sued my parents.
Now...if anyone has the guts, then come and face me.
What are you doing? Go away. Leave.
Leave!
I called for a mobile-tower..
...where did this sim-card come from?
Look, I don't like jokes.
This shorty is no match for me.
Who's got the guts to face me?
Sir, move back.
They're about to attack, sir.
You're a real player.
Thank you. - Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Sir, take my advice. And get out of here in your car.
Go on. - Yes.
Let's go.
Akhil.
Sir, you two hide in the jungle.
I'll deal with them. - Run!
"Who let the dogs out?"
Akhil.
- What?
Down there.
Oh my D09!
Sir, your death's between his jaws.
What do I do?
Reverse psychology.
He wants you to cry.
But you laugh instead. Laugh.
Before he blows your fuse, confuse the dog.
The ball is in his court.
Help!
Akhil.
Oh my D09!
Help! Save me.
Oh my D09!
Save us both.
Save you both.
Idea, sir.
Where are you going?
Sir...don't worry.
I have in my clutches, the leader of these dogs.
Call your friends back.
Tell them to get out of here. - Akhil.
Say it aloud.
Yes!
Bite me. Pretend to bite me.
He bit me.
Amazing.
You almost killed that dog.
Sir, am I cigarette to kill him.
I mean you scattered them like leaves.
Am I a leaf-blower?
We mean you stole our hearts.
Am I the government who will steal?
I see. Fire with satire.
Brave man. Brave man.
Please look after yourself.
Especially from those dogs.
Today they were a 100...
...tomorrow they can come back as 200.
He bit me really hard. - Show.
Show. - Forget it.
Show it. - What can you do?
See you.
Arjun, he's right.
Brother, shall we hire him.
Let's do.
It will be fun.
The heir to 3000 crore..
...will be our servant and do our bidding.
And he'll also protect us.
We'll have our cakes and get to eat it too.
Don't remind me of that.
Sorry.
Where did he go?
Are they back?
No, no, no, listen.
Will you work for us?
Driver... - Cum Bodyguard.. - Cum Watchman..
Cum..
Since you're insisting so much... I'll come.
Made in Thailand.
Sell in thairon
Made in Thailand.
Why did you stop?
Sir...the castor oil's over.
I'll go get it. - Quickly.
Hello. - Akhil.
SaakshL - Akhil.
Where are you? - In Bangkok.
Whose Kok? - I am in Bangkok.
Oh, you're in Bangkok.
Akhil, father's trying to find me a NRI husband.
He still has 2 months left on his tourist visa.
What kind of Dad, you gave birth to?
You.. - Saakshi.
Saakshi. Saakshi. - Yes, papa.
Saakshi. listen.
I've found an NRI husband for you.
He only doesn't have hand and limbs.
Sometimes you'll have to take him to the mall in this bag.
Papa!
Where are you getting the castor oil from?
Where are you, Akhil?
I am back.
Don't get bored, I'll switch on the television.
Wow!
Indian woman!
Virtues on her mind, sari on her body.
Don't bore me.
This is what you call beauty.
One piece item in two piece bikini.
"Looks amazing."
Bikinis don't have the etiquette..
...that a 'Sari' and 'Salwar Kameez' have.
Have you heard that song?
Have you? - Which one?
"She looked amazing..
"..Covered in the veil."
Sir's right. He's right.
She looked amazing..
...because she was covered only in a viel.
Sir, the young sir's right as well.
Bindi on the forehead, kohl in the eyes..
...that's what you call a girl.
A girl is someone who has no cover or slip.
Just long legs.
Shut up!
'Sanskrit', 'Sabhyata', 'Sanskaar'. (Cultured, Civilized, Virtue).
Sexy, seductive, sensuality.
The girl should be reflection of your mother.
I've the perfect idea for 'Divide and Rule'.
I'll have to bring Saakshi in the picture.
And for that I'll have to find..
...a millionaire son-in-law for his father.
Dear, finally I found a millionaire son-in-law.
Your education. - B.Com.
I'm B.Com. - Who cares what 'Com' (religion) you are.
Are you educated? - Yes.
Saakshi, what's your favorite color?
Yellow.
Yellow! Yellow!
Dear, then you'll definitely like his teeth.
Son, show her your teeth.
Papa, he's got three negative qualities.
He smokes, drinks and gambles.
Excuse me.
I've something positive as well.
Tell her. Tell her.
I am
Papa, not here. Papa, not here. Papa, not here.
"Johnny Johnny.."
'Johnny Johnny..
"I've not been drinking."
"I've been forced to drink."
I had sworn, first millionaire..
...then Saakshi's husband.
You? Millionaire?
It's the dog who's rich.
How did you get rich?
You see...Entertainment transferred all his wealth..
"To Akhil Johri...
Sorry, sir.
And made him rich.
. B How? y Putting his paw
Habibullah sir, please show him.
Show him.
Take a look.
The paw is right here.
Show me as well.
Papa, it's true.
My beloved's here to hold my hand..
...in his hi-fi boat.. - Star Plus, stop.
Hey, Jamila. - Hey! That's Habibullah.
Fine, fine.
Tell me something.
What overcame this dog..
...that he gave his wealth to him.
Entertainment says..
...how can the master's son be a servant.
I see.
Him...this dog...said that to you.
Like this.
I mean he spoke from his mouth.
Where do you speak from?
I knew it, you won't believe all this.
This dog speaks. Watch.
Entertainment, tell them what rose up in stock market today.
See the prices rose up.
Tell us one city of Gujarat.
See. Bhavnagar.
What should we never differentiate between?
Differences
See.
Hey stop your nonsense.
Do you think he's crazy?
You think you'll take my Saakshi..
...I mean his Saakshi by doing this antics.
And he'll agree.
Why wouldn't I? I'll give him a hug.
This dog has made him rich.
Akhil, Saakshi's all yours.
And you get lost.
Get lost!
Son. - Yes.
Here's the engagement ring.
Diamond.
You get the diamond.
Congratulations.
Give me a hug, son.
The king's finally got his queen.
I got my Saakshi.
Karan-Arjun.
Your idea isn't bad.
But.. - No ifs or buts, sister-in-law.
We just need your dates.
Please don't refuse us.
Because you're only hope.
You see, you'll have to work your charm in a hurry.
Otherwise we'll be... -Jugnu!
In a big mess.
Listen to me.
I'll help all of you to create a rift between Karan and Arjun.
Wonderful.
And also get Entertainment his right.
Do you know why?
This man here...
...is my life.
And you saved his life.
Thank you.
Just wait and watch..
...how I will fulfill your desires.
Now I'll separate those two..
...posing as Savitri for Karan and Sonia for Arjun.
Swear on Balaji.
- My baby.
"Why do you wander here and there?"
"O little buddy!"
"I'll hypnotize your heart."
"I like your synchronized moves."
"O little buddy!"
"Baby I got my eyes on you."
"From the tip to the toes To the lip to the nose."
"Make it wiggle.. wiggle."
"Don't give me the dose of love, it's daily squabble."
"Make it jiggle.. ji99l°-"
"I am getting a little naughty."
"I want you to get mischievous too."
"O little buddy!"
"I am getting a little naughty."
"I want you to get mischievous."
"And if something untoward happens."
"it'll be so much fun."
"Do you or do you not?"
"Do you trust me or not?"
"Your benevolence's is beyond par."
"How I wonder you are."
"Your benevolence's is beyond par."
"How I wonder you are."
"Your benevolence's is beyond par."
"O little buddy!"
"The garland around my neck is meant for you."
"I've hidden your photo in my wallet."
"The garland around my neck is meant for you."
"I've hidden your photo in my wallet."
"I understand that you do."
"I understand that you love me."
"Your benevolence's is beyond par."
"How I wonder you are."
"Your benevolence's is beyond par."
"How I wonder you are."
"Your benevolence's is beyond par."
"Every book of love is about sin and merit."
"Minus 1, 2, 3 ain't no lunches for free."
"Every book of love is about sin and merit."
"So beg, borrow and run, ain't no lunches for free."
"How long am I going to just watch and yearn?"
"I've played the semi-final."
"When are we going to play the finals?"
"How long am I going to just watch and yearn?"
"I've played the semi-final."
"When are we going to play the finals?"
"I am also waiting for it."
"Your benevolence's..."
"Your benevolence's is beyond par."
"How I wonder you are."
"Your benevolence's is beyond par."
"How I wonder you are."
"Your benevolence's is beyond par."
"O little buddy!"
"Your benevolence
Love's making me fly.
Trapped..
What?
In love.
Sir's in love.
Who's the fortunate?
I am the fortunate boy.
You know, I am in love with my 36-24-36.
I love you Sonia. - No!
Really? You swear.
And she's on her way here.
Tell her about your feelings, sir.
You're right. - Yes.
Today I will tell her about my feelings,
I.. - Hey, Villain!
"Why do you wander here and there?"
Sir...
Sir, what just happened?
She has stripped all her clothes.
The virtuous saga has become a vulgar story.
She's wearing a new-born baby's outfit, sir.
Take a look, sir.
Sir, for my sake take a look.
Sir, take a look.
I knew it, you'll be stupefied to see me like this.
Close your mouth.
Sir, she's completely covered.
Such snowfall on the bare mountain.
I love someone else.
And he's the one who's given me this fashion.
And he's someone who knew we had a connection..
...but still he gave me a new definition of love.
Who is he?
Your brother.
Sir.
Brother has betrayed his brother.
Karan!
Arjun!
What will you say now?
What will you say to me? - Correct.
I was the one who talked, you always cheated. Cheat.
Insulting your elder brother.
Don't forget...
...when you were in your mother's womb..
...I was in 1st grade.
Hold on.
When I was in 5th grade, you were still in 1st.
So what?
But I was the one who looked after you the most.
Remember...
...when mother used to tell us ghost stories..
...you used to get scared.
And who used to hold your hands?
You.
Because you were scared of ghosts.
That's why you used to hold my hands.
You're an expert in humiliating people.
Now you tried to tarnish my honor.
Right now you're stealing my dialogue.
You're the one who tarnished my honor.
Arjun.
I've two minds to hit you.
Rubbish, you don't even have a single mind.
Arjun!
Hit him. Hit him. - Hit him!
Hit him!
Divide and rule. Hit him!
Mother was right.
You don't love me.
After all I'm your step-brother.
"When has the sun been away from the sky.."
"..when has the moon been away from the rays."
"When has aroma been away from breeze..
From where is this playing?
"This is the bond of love."
"lts confluence of many centuries."
You keep the girl.
No, brother. You're the elder one.
You keep her.
To hell with the cheap girl who tries to separate us.
They both turned out to be over-smart.
Because they know, if they separate..
...they will have to divide the wealth.
Earlier they were separate, but now they are one.
One!
Akhil, our plan's flopped.
Why don't you find a new solution?
Am I a scientist to find a solution?
I mean find a way.
I am a traffic constable to find the way?
We'll have to find a mode. - Am I a farmer to find a mode?
No!
These Karan Arjun are really unique.
Sometimes their mother's song starts playing.
Sometimes their mother's ghost stories..
Hold on!
'It's a ghost film.
I am scared.'
Ghost. - Ghost?
Yes, I've seen and heard myself.
Karan and Arjun are scared of ghosts.
Really? - Yes.
Now we'll bring a ghost in their life.
But we need a ghost or spirit or dead body to scare them.
We have a dead body.
Whose?
Arjun, when I drink a peg, I don't listen to anyone.
Brother, when I drink two pegs..
...I don't listen to myself.
I see!
When I drink three pegs... no one listens to me.
Rascal, entertaining yourself.
My Entertainment died of hunger and thirst.
Congratulations.
Make another peg.
How about a drink, Gorilla.
That's Habibullah.
My Karan-Arjun will come.
My Karan-Arjun will surely come.
Huh, My Entertainment will come.
You made him cry, his soul won't spare you.
His spirit will come after you.
Let go.
Sir.
Sir, it's me.
Me.
Tell him it's me.
It's him. - Your servant.
Right.
They say as soon as you kill a pet animal..
...their spirit starts wandering around.
That's exactly what I used to say.
Get lost!
But, no sir.
After what happened with my friend Billa..
That's it.
What happened with Billa? - Nothing.
Tell us. - Nothing.
No, no. - Say it.
No, no.. - Forget it, brother.
Listen.
Once my friend Billa..
...killed a cat on a moonless night.
Billa killed a cat. - Yes.
The same night, when she was murdered..
...Billa was sitting on his rocking chair.
And the chair..
Why's the chair squeaking so much?
It was second-hand, sir.
On that dark night, a dark crow sitting on a dark branch..
...started squawking loudly.
And the door to Billa's room started opening.
Why's the door opening for so long?
It's opening in slow motion.
As soon as the door opened..
...Billa was facing the cat.
The cat's head was in her paw.
And she was sweetly saying..
What did she say?
Say it loudly.
Meow!
Me-ow!
What did Billa say? - Billa screamed.
What?
I had killed the cat.
But the cat said...
Is it your wedding night that you killed the cat?
Hearing this Billa was stunned..
...just like you two are.
The catjumped in Billa's mouth..
...and came out the same way you're scared
...came out the same way you're scared.
You're ruined.
You're two ruined.
Help.
"Johnny Johnny.."
Who switched on the television?
Hello.
Ghost!
Entertainment!
Sir.
Here I am. - Where?
Look. Here.
Back here.
Why did you climb up on the deer? - Ghost.
Sir, there's no ghost.
This is a conspiracy to scare you.
So that you suffer a heart-attack and die.
What are you saying?
Didn't you hear?
I'll say it again.
This is a conspiracy to scare you.
So that you suffer a heart-attack and die.
Who wants to kill me? - Who?
Your own brother. Step-brother.
You don't believe me, do you? - No.
I was cleaning your brother's room..
...and you know what I found.
This. Vacuum cleaner.
They were trying to scare you using this on the dog.
On the ceiling.
This CD player.
It's a recording of scary voices.
By showing you a DVD of duplicate dog..
...and putting a wig on him.
By scaring you to death or driving you crazy..
...he wants to be the heir to the entire 3000 crore.
Meaning?
Time flies by when you're with a kin.
But with time you know who your kin is.
Karan! - Arjun!
You'll have to pay dearly for locking horns with me.
Right.
As if I'm offering discount on locking horns with me.
I respected you equal to god, but you turned out to be a Godzilla.
I thought we were of same blood, but you turned out to be a Blood Cancer.
What if their mother's song starts playing again?
Akhil, our plan will flop.
Do something.
I will have to raise my hand today.
I'm not a coward.
Will you hit me?
Yes, I will.
Will you hit your elder brother? - Yes, I will.
Enough, Arjun. - Get lost.
Enough, Arjun.. - I am your step brother.
"This is the bond of love."
How dare you hit your elder brother?
And you.. - Don't say a word.
Get lost!
Shoot it. Shoot it. - I am.
I bribed the judge to make you a millionaire.
Stop barking.
That dog's the real heir.
You cheated everyone, me too.
Come on. Our job's done.
DVD?
Brother, DVD?
DVD from above.
That means someone's recording our conversation.
Show me.
Hey!
Entertainment is alive.
He was never dead, sir.
I may not be God-gifted, but I'm definitely dog-gifted.
And she's..
I am not your Savitri or your Sonia.
I am just his Saakshi.
And thanks to this CD..
...this wealth will be once be Entertainment's.
Greetings.
In short...your days are over.
And you'll pay for your deeds in jail.
Absolutely wrong.
I'll crush you, Akhil.
Are you flour?
Say something.
I will wash you down. - Are you a bucket.
We will finish you? - Are you climax?
Boys!
Snatch the DVD from this dog.
Entertainment...run!
Sunny Deol has turned into Sunny Leone.
Akhil. - Yes.
Run. I'll teach her a lesson.
Take care.
Only a woman can understand another woman.
Rascals ran away.
Sorry! Sorry!
Attack!
He's not a dog, he's my brother.
I've got emotions for him here.
And for people like you, I've got action right here.
Attack!
Brother. Brother. My friend's life is in danger.
We'll have to do something.
Do something please.
Do what..
Yes, yes.
Ready Steady go.
Go.
Allah!
Chaku-la (hand me the knife).
No, Habibullah!
Hand me the knife!
Sorry!
Rascal. Scoundrel.
Were you born upside down?
Forgive me.
Last chance.
Sorry! Sorry!
Before he stabs me with the fourth knife..
...please kill me God.
Kill me. - Sorry.
Kill me. Buy a knife.
Knife-seller.
Buy knives for cheap.
15 Rs. a piece. - Habibullah!
Cheating. Cheating.
"This is the bond of love."
"lts confluence of many centuries."
Stay on the side, Entertainment.
Akhil.
Entertainment!
Akhil.
He's still alive.
We've removed the bullet.
But I am sorry, his heart is not responding.
He's fine.
Akhil.
Careful.
Just blink and I'll understand.
Is it paining a lot?
Do you know what that crazy doctor's saying?
He's lost his mind.
He's uttering nonsense.
What was he saying outside?
Yes.
Your heart isn't responding.
You..
He's talking rubbish.
He's crazy.
He doesn't know that you're a fighter.
Right?
That's more like it.
You've to dance at my wedding as well.
I've to get you married as well.
That female dog from the jungle, the one you ran after.
I never saw you run so fast.
You'll marry her, won't you?
That's more like it.
You won't leave me, will you?
Open your eyes!
Open your eyes.
Who do you think you are?
First you saved my father's life.
Then you saved my life so many times.
Do you have the right to saving lives?
Will you show all the loyalty?
Can't we humans do anything for you?
But you're not loyal.
You're leaving me.
You're a traitor.
His heart is responding.
Quick, nurse.
"What is loyalty and what is trust.."
"..l have learnt it from you."
"What is heart and what is love.."
"..l have learnt it from you."
Akhil.
He saved your life.
And anyone who has his love.
...is richer than any millionaire.
Sir, you're absolutely right.
No matter how hard you try..
...you won't find someone like him.
Let it be.
Sorry, sir.
You're right.
Akhil, didn't the police.. - Saakshi.
He showed his humanity again.
He said, give them a chance to reform..
...drop all the charges against them.
After all we four are cousins.
Yes, we're all cousins.
I say this from my heart.
We're sorry.
Brother Akhil, I had a small doubt.
He said we're cousins.
Him. From his mouth.
Yes, he can speak.
Brother in English, 'Bhai in Hindi and in Marathi..
See. "Bhau" (Brother)
What should we always have in life?
Bhow.
See. Good nature.
And even after everything he did..
...what is he not showing?
See.
He isn't showing off.
Now I pronounce you husband and wife.
And you too.
"My brother chocolate boy."
"He was the women's joy."
"He swapped all girls with his sweet-talks."
"Brother was like Vanilla."
"When he got a chance."
"He took away all the kisses."
"Your youth's come to an end."
"All your lovers became my friends."
"Call the DJ."
"it's my brother's wedding."
"Uncork the bottles."
"it's my brother's wedding."
"it's trending on Twitter."
"it's my brother's wedding."
"Pending for a long time."
"it's my brother's wedding."
"My brother asked me the meaning of marriage."
"I said, rest of your life has become a punishment."
"My brother asked me what about my independence."
"I said you'll face the same plight as your daddy."
"I hope no one jinxes your pair."
"I pray you're never scared of your wife."
"Someone wish him good luck."
"it's my brother's wedding."
"Uncork the bottles."
"it's my brother's wedding."
Basanti, you won't dance in front of these dogs.
Why won't she?
We dogs have paid for the ticket.
Dance!
"My brother."
"Soon your wedding precession will come down the lane."
"Every dog has his day, my day will come too."
"it's the season of weddings, the priest's ready."
"Brother will perform the rites, don't be so rude."
"The guests will be busy doing their thing."
"And two dreams will fit in a single budget."
"Some play the band."
"I've been hooked too."
"Uncork the bottles."
"I've been hooked too."
"it's trending on Twitter."
"it's my brother's wedding."
"Pending for a long time."
"it's my brother's wedding."
He's fallen.
Oh, the shoe hit her face.
Hey! Catch him.
They're still working on my makeup.
As you pay...so shall you reap.
"Seems like he has sliced both sides of every capsule."
What do you mean?
Because we don't see any side-effect.