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"Jatt & Juliet 3 baby. "
"-Diljit Dosanjh -My car runs in top gear"
"Jaani"
"God transformed our days overnight"
"My car runs in top gear"
"God transformed our days overnight"
"Lions rule the jungle"
"No one ever rules over a lion. "
Where are you going, turning your back on me?"
"I will corner your brothers and beat them up"
"Lions rule the jungle"
"No one ever rules over a lion"
"I don't do any ordinary work, Whatever job I take on, I ace it"
"I sell out a show in one day. "
"No one does what I do here"
"Girl, check it out, I alter the flow"
"Why do you want me to let go off your wrist after teasing Jaani"?
"Come, let us both sit on one chair"
"Lions rule the jungle"
"No one ever rules over a lion. "
"Where are you going, turning your back on me?"
"I will corner your brothers and beat them up"
"Lions rule the jungle"
"No one ever rules over a lion"
"My car is in top gear; I won't delay any longer. "
"I've chased away darkness with my hard work. "
"I have Gugu Gill's swagger I wear shoes of pure leather"
"I wouldn't plead with you. I have a lot of girls crushing on me. "
"No law can stop me"
I'd carry off everyone who is after you
"Now I have my eyes on your brothers. "
"Dogs bark but this Jatt doesn't give a damn"
"I keep these three things close to me. I have become used to having them. "
"Black car, Silver box, and my grandfather's gun"
"I beat everyone up who was after you"
"Rogues retreated to their homes and firmly shut their doors"
"Lions rule the jungle"
"No one ever rules over a lion. "
"Where are you going, turning your back on me?"
"I will corner your brothers and beat them up"
"Lions rule the jungle"
"No one ever rules over a lion"
"Our talks and our traditions. This is how the Jatt rules hearts"
Get up now.
Mother.
"Think you're a lion?" Today is the first day at work.
You shouldn't be late.
"Jatt & Juliet 3 baby. "
Oh come on. Parking this damn bike is impossible!
- How's it going? - All good
Where does the Senior Constable sit?
From which police station have you come?
I am a new recruit. I'm joining from today.
The government doesn't seem to do anything
-about the influx of recruits. -Victory to India.
They keep recruiting despite overcrowding.
Where does the Sr Constable sit? - That's the place
She hasn't come yet.
There's the Sr Constable
Is she the Sr Constable?
Will I be reporting to a woman as beautiful as Kylie Jenner?
Fateh Singh, do not leave any stone unturned to keep her happy.
Then you could get the duty wherever and however you prefer.
Otherwise, she'd assign me to work in the scorching heat.
I want to work in the shade.
I can even take leave from work whenever I want if I act like a good boy
keeping 32 kids happy used to be no big task for me,
now I will make sure to keep this beautiful woman happy.
Come. Come and sit here.
Sit down.
There is no need to worry. Just relax.
Here, drink water. Take it.
Tell me, how can Punjab police help you?
Drink water.
Do your in-laws trouble you? Does your husband beat you?
Does any youngster tease you? He will be dealt with.
Punjab Police is at your service 24*7
Oh, My God.
You too are an officer.
Apologies, Sr. Constable ma'am
I didn't see your uniform, only a woman.
And I started acting on my responsibilities.
My bad, officer
I am the new employee, Fateh Singh
I am here to execute your orders.
Where will I get my baton from?
Good morning, mommy. We missed you, mommy
Keep quiet now.
Mommy is here now.
Mommy loves you.
Miss Pooja, what other choice do they have?
They do not receive maternal affection.
And they mix up well with you.
So they address you as mommy.
I wish you really were their mother.
Come kids, come, let's have tea in the cabin. Come.
Come. Come, madam.
Come. Come on.
-Give it to me. -No, I will not.
Come on give it to me.
Is there something going on between her and SHO sir?
Not at all.
He is just trying to woo her all the time.
He intentionally brings his children to the police station.
And bribes them with bag of chips to call her "mommy" all day long.
That's how he is.
He asserts that with the police station mostly male,
and she being the sole woman here.
as the SHO, he is entitled to make the first move.
He even thinks of himself as Ghalib.
He has been recruited from the sports quota. He's been a wrestling player.
Really?
Why are you being so short-sighted? Think big, Fateh Singh
Idiot, you were focusing only on sunlight and shade.
Imagine if the entire tree were yours.
Learn something from Bhana.
Fateh,
Here...
look your aunt has sent a marriage proposal.
They will give 25 lakhs.
What? Aunt has sent.
25 lakhs?
Look here.
My bribe would be worth Rs 10,000 per month.
There is a girl.
She is a Sr Constable.
There are 6 constables under her.
10,000/-
What is the total?
60,000/-
Bribery is harmful for Punjab.
But our salaries are organic right?
Her salary is 75,000/-
45,000/- is my salary.
10,000/- is my bribe.
60,000/- is her bribe.
What would be the total for a month?
2,00,000/-
And how much would that amount to annually?
24,00,000/-
I will earn this much in a year.
And we will save some money to give aunt for being the matchmaker.
I think I was Mother India's Lala in the previous birth.
Birju died pleading.
But I did not forgo his mother's bangles.
Will the Sr Constable marry you?
Of course she will.
After great difficulty, you have finally secured a job as a police constable.
I did not say anything.
But if this turns out to be a lie then I will thrash you.
Nothing will happen, mother.
Tell me, what will you do with so much money?
I will build a wooden palace in the mountains with a roof resembling that of a hut.
Bed made of sandalwood.
A wooden chariot just like that of the British Queen.
So, my mother wishes to be Queen Elizabeth.
Of course.
They are twins.
We want both of them to get married.
This is Swaranroop and he is Sukhroop
As the first suitor, you have the first opportunity to make your choice.
You can choose whoever you like.
Keep it here, dear.
This is our daughter. She is a constable in the police force.
-Greetings. -Greetings.
Absolutely.
- Bod Singh - Yes
I think you have been misunderstood.
We didn't come here for our daughter but are here for our son instead.
Yes.
Your sons are quite handsome, I must say so.
They have great names.
This boy?
He is no match for our daughter.
And what about your good-for-nothing sons?
Are they like Garry Sandhu?
Look at his belly.
Our daughter will grow weary of making flatbreads for him
Father, how will sister be able to make the flatbreads in the first place.
They are unemployed.
There wouldn't be any flour at home to make the flatbreads.
Let's go from here.
Okay, bye.
-Listen to me. -Please, leave it.
Good bye.
You both are unemployed, that's the reason this continues to happen to you
Daddy, help them get some work.
-I... - As if Daddy's a magistrate
He plays cards with us all day.
We've even taught mother how to play cards.
Really? Well, aren't you just so proud to be telling me all about it?
You're beautiful like mother, which is why you receive plenty of wedding proposals.
We take after Dad,
They've been rejected 17 times already..
I spend my entire salary on serving them these dry fruits,
Moreover, it makes me late for work.
-Victory to India, madam. - Victory to India.
You got late today.
But, I have marked your attendance.
Who did all this?
You might be Punjab's Senior Constable, but you're still a woman.
And I know that women like cute things.
Moreover faith in the Punjab Police will restore upon seeing the pink register
That the matters in this will be resolved.
People are anyway scared of the police.
And even more so because of this register.
Are you married?
What?
Married?
-Married? -Yes.
No
I did not find the lucky one yet
Pooja, what if you woo him? He works under you
So he'll listen to you for the rest of his life
Your friends call me brother-in-law....
He's handsome too, and our future children would be good-looking as well.
At least you'll avoid the chaos caused at home today.
Keep staring, Pooja.
She is openly staring at me. She likes you.
She is in love with you.
He is getting trapped, he is.
Fateh Singh, she is getting trapped
She won't let you perform your duty..
She'll keep you close just to stare at you all day.
You've bowled him over, Pooja.
Sr Constable
Sir is calling you
Please take all these things off the table.
Not everyone thinks good like you do.
I will be back soon.
Only women can do the work that is meant for them. I wouldn't be able to do it.
Yes, sir.
Nothing, Miss Pooja.
The kids aren't in the mood for anything; they just want to be loved.
-What happened? -Nothing.
Why are you so sad?
You are so cute, Miss Pooja.
But their mother neither loves them nor me.
My life is in hell.
Look at how Bhana is hitting on her. I can't let him mess up my plans.
- Let me show him how it's done. - Smile
Round onions, mice without tails, where are the children who never fail?
Where are they? Where are they?
Where are you going?
- Thank you. - I'm here now. You can go.
Is he your uncle? Why are you laughing?
-Listen to me. -Yes, sir.
Have you been employed to play with other's children?
Sir.
Never forget these three things.
Sir.
Do not ever call Pooja.
There is no need to pamper my kids. And never come in Bhana's way.
-Understood? -Yes, sir.
Starting tomorrow, go straight to the police checkpoint.
You shouldn't be seen in the police station.
Yes, sir.
-Go now. -Okay.
You spoiled my date.
I Made that girl famous. Famous!
Okay, dear. Come on time tomorrow.
Alright
Don't prepare the bedding for me. I'll sleep on the bed as it is.
Okay then, even I won't put my bedsheet.
Hold on, just sit down.
Love you, my dear mother.
Were you able to woo the Sr Constable?
The Sr Constable is quite impressed with me.
What topic have you brought up?
I just remembered.
I could not sleep yesterday night worrying about you.
When she earns more than you then why would she marry you?
As if you are Diljit.
Diljit.
Flatbread.
Sit down here, dear.
Yes.
I wanted to talk something important with you.
If he is younger to you then why would he marry you?
These youngsters are quite fussy.
First, make sure he's interested in you. Then, act like Neeru Bajwa.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Sr Constable, did you notice something?
During school days, these boys have no money,
so girls use their pocket money to buy things for them.
This is such a beautiful emotion of love.
However, when it comes to marriage, they want the man to earn more than them.
The emphasis on money is making marriages not last long.
For me at least,
What matters most is that he has a good heart, even if he earns less.
He should understand my feelings and know that women like cute things.
-Movie was great. Wasn't it? -Yes.
-What is going on? -Oh God, teacher!
Very nice. Very nice.
Did you notice another thing?
That in school every boy has a crush on their teacher.
Boys have always been fond of older girls.
Isn't it?
Did you ever have a crush on a teacher?
That means you did.
On the English teacher.
I did not know any English, and yet I attended her lecture.
I have been thrashed hard because of my strong crush.
Exactly.
All their lives, they prefer elderly women.
But when it comes to marriage,
They want to marry a girl younger than them.
Tell me, how will marriages last long if this is the case?
They are fools.
It doesn't make sense to get married to a naive girl.
It is as good as adopting a child.
Moreover, they've to be taken care of all day.
-This is not right. -No.
She should be mature, wise and someone who takes care of you.
-Isn't it? -Yes.
I've told the matchmaker to find a girl who is three-four years elder to me.
Of course.
Don't mind Sr Constable,
What is your age?
I... I am three years elder to you.
Fateh Singh, she has fallen for you hard.
Your friends call me brother-in-law...
Mother, I think the Sr Constable is in love with me.
Really?
I was just acting
But I feel she took it seriously.
I am proud of you, my Mithun Chakraborty
Does she love you more than I do?
How can she love me more than you?
Did she come to you with flowers calling you Baby?
Baby?
No.
She is not as naive as you think.
She wants you to go down on your knees.
And propose to her for marriage.
Mind you, you are not going down on your knees.
If he hasn't gone down on his knees yet and proposed to you
then why are you dreaming about him.
That is.
How does it matter, mother? We want the Sr Constable?
We want her, dear but why should we give her importance
We want her to express her feelings for you.
If he really likes you he will express it to you.
Dear, you aren't good-for nothing like your brothers.
Listen to me.
You earn more than him.
Not only he, but his mother would also say it to you. Just wait and watch.
Listen to me. We need to get the buttermilk,
but we must also hide the canister.
- Canister? - Yes
Hide the Canister!
Catch them.
-Stop. -Dare not run.
Catch them. Where are you going? Look at them Romeos...
Come on, I will teach you a lesson.
-Those who are with girls may leave. Go. - Thank You
What are you doing alone here?
What will you achieve by whistling at girls?
If you have feelings for a girl,
You can express them with love and respect.
No girl would react foolishly by slapping you.
The worst that could happen is she might refuse if she doesn't share your feelings
However, if you're going out together.
There's good chemistry between the two of you.
Then mostly she will say yes.
Just express your feelings once.
Everyone in the world says, 'Ladies first. '
Then why not take the lead?
Boys face rejection 90% of the time when they propose.
With only a 10% success rate.
If girls propose instead, they'll have a 100% success rate.
We are very supportive, you know.
It is you who should propose.
Just approach once and you'd get a yes.
The Moon was in love with the Earth.
It kept revolving around the Earth
Continuously circling.
But never confessed his feelings.
The world started referring to him, as maternal Uncle.
If he had said so
The Moon would not have been our uncle but our father.
I will say it now, Miss Pooja.
Only the Moon can say it, not the other planets.
And the negative influence of planets can be dealt with.
I might have to deal with you first.
Kids Shall I narrate a story?
Yes.
Remember the story about the rabbit and the tortoise?
They were friends in reality
One was a tortoise, and the other was not a rabbit but a doe.
The doe loved the tortoise.
Everyone around them knew it.
They instigated them into a race.
Pitting them against each other.
People say the doe slept during the race.
But she wasn't asleep; she made a sacrifice.
She was dreaming about him, lost in his thoughts
She was making the tortoise win the race.
She wanted to lose and see her lover triumph.
The foolish tortoise was unaware of her feelings
Slow and steadily, he won the race in the eyes of the world.
And the poor doe lost.
She was insulted, mocked by the entire rabbit community.
If the doe had expressed her feelings to the tortoise.
And had told him "I love you. I cannot surpass you"
"... I don't wish to move ahead of you"
Then both of them would have crossed the finishing line together.
They wouldn't have become a laughingstock.
Kids, have you learnt anything from this story?
Yes.
There is no need for you to learn from the story anyway.
Those who should learn must learn.
Where are you off to?
Madam has given this paper. She has asked to clear the case.
I am on leave today. I had to go and watch a film.
Madam, Fateh is on leave today and has sent his leave application.
The department doesn't give me any peace.
Shall I read it?
You are very innocent.
If you encounter a cunning woman, she could cause you a lot of trouble.
Let me marry you and save you.
Your life will become easy.
I hope you know that devotion to God and a great woman
only these two things can lead a man to thrive.
Even you will have to keep me happy.
If I give an order,
you should respond saying that my order is your command, boss.
-What do you have to say? -Your order is my command, boss.
Shall I read it, Sr Constable?
Don't think that just because you've passed
the marriageable age because of your brothers,
you'll only receive proposals from men who will ask for dowry.
Consider you've found a handsome boy for you.
12 hours are not enough for me.
I want to serve you 24 hours.
I want to salute you and express my love for you.
Fortunately, I am not God
If I were God, I would have caused the entire Universe to pursue you.
What would I be?
If you were God.
"There was a brightening light, & God arrived. "
"I saw you, and my breath revived. "
"With you, my peace is found, More than on sacred grounds. "
"The wind asked the clouds, Has a new season arrived?"
"I saw for the first time, Intoxication descending from the sky"
"If I were God, such would be the scene"
"The Moon would in your courtyard, & stars in your room. "
"Water, shores and all the four seasons too. "
All would be your slaves.
"If I were God"
"I'd shield you from sorrow, making you laugh is my vow"
"Sufi singers would sing melodies for you. "
"For you, I would bring Ghalib back to life"
"Every thought you share, his pen would write"
"Come, let me tell you more about you"
"How many flowers have been intoxicated by your fragrance. "
"I'd ask the flowers to line your way"
"And Fairies, to grace your hair. "
"If I were God, such would be the scene"
"The Moon would be in your courtyard & stars in your room. "
"Water, shores, weather, and all the four seasons too"
"All would bow to serve you true"
"If I were God"
"Butterflies no longer visit the roses. "
"They're all drawn to your lips now. "
"Butterflies no longer visit the roses. "
"They're all drawn to your lips now. "
"I've grown close to you, My home seems far now. "
"I've touched your feet and now I feel immortal. "
"Even if all the world's forces try. "
"Despite their efforts Jaani wouldn't die"
"I am blessed with prayers so divine"
"Your love is what keeps me alive"
"If I were God, such would be the scene"
"The Moon would be in your courtyard & stars in your room. "
"Water, shores and all the four seasons too"
All would be your slaves.
"If I were God"
Sir, sir...
Why are you calling me repeatedly? Is there an attack on the police station?
Not on the police station, but on you.
You should take your children home, you are done for
What has happened?
The boy and girl have come closer and there's nothing left for you now.
Go home. You've already had plenty of holidays.
Go to school now.
You've come in my life like spring
Now we need to plan for both our family and finances.
We'll run the household on my salary
And save your entire salary so we can...
No but I need to give my salary to my family.
We'll have to manage with your salary.
Don't your brothers earn in your house?
My brothers are unemployed
They didn't study well and now they have no work.
I am very tensed about them
What?
Consider they've gotten a job.
My brain works faster than Chacha Choudhary.
They have the right job waiting for them.
Really? Will they get a job too?
Assume they've already got it.
They are quite suitable for the job.
They fit that job profile perfectly.
Thank you, brother-in-law.
The Pleasure is all mine
How cute are they!
Grandma...
-Grandma... -Woah! I got scared.
Superman.
Where did these scoundrels came back after all these years?
The same jumping boots.
They bathe in cans of oil.
Go to sleep otherwise they will take away your ears.
He says that it felt like they were flying.
We didn't know how to stop.
We went ecstatic, banging against the telephone towers.
Of course. With each step, we jumped.
Even dogs couldn't catch us.
These puppies came out to watch us...
We hid briefly, then jumped
Long live my son-in-law for guiding my sons to success and putting them to work.
What is all this?
Look at this.
Two Pomeranians and 3 Shih Tzus.
If we get 75,000 for this and 45,000 for the other one.
Or even 20,000 for this one.
We shall easily get 2 Lakhs.
What do you have to say now?
Do not forget your brother-in-law.
Remember to share some of the money you get with me, okay?
I'm taking a Shih Tzu with me.
-Father, I suggest you too come with us. -Yes
Did you turn them into thieves?
The Black boxers gang. They are not thieves.
Their culture had become extinct.
The community had lost its essence completely.
They are reviving a dying culture.
No wonder, a lot of people would come to marvel at them tomorrow.
-We'd put them up for ticketed viewing -Yes
They are made for it Sr Constable
I stared at them in the dark.
At most, you can see their underpants, but not even a trace of them.
What will happen the day they get caught?
Then they'll come face to face with their sister and brother-in-law.
As if we'd be filing a report against them.
Amazing! You're dragging me as well into this?
This is money earned by dishonest means.
Isn't robbery and theft morally wrong?
It is not wrong. It is business.
Don't police officers take bribe?
I don't take bribes.
Do you take bribe?
What? No.
I don't take bribes.
Why do you intend for them to become thieves?
Don't you take bribe at all?
No.
Any gift or something in kind?
No.
-Nothing in any form? -No.
I got it.
Fateh Singh, this is what you've been left with.
Lala has gotten exploited, mother.
She doesn't take any bribe.
Didn't you say you could earn 25 lakhs a year easily?
Let me talk to your aunt
and inquire whether that girl has gotten married or not.
Mother, I had started liking her.
I had fallen in love with her.
Don't you dare think of that.
You can't fill your belly with love.
If you were to fall in love.
You should have been born in Paris where there is that 'transformer' (Eiffel Tower)
You shouldn't have been born in Punjab.
But Mirza, Ranjha, Punnu, Mahiwal, all were born in Punjab.
Didn't they all die a merciless death?
Did even any one of them lived a happy life?
Straighten up and return the ring.
Let me set you straight. You want to act like Romeo?
Says he's in love.
Show some anger
-Hi, Maddi. -You're quite on time today.
Why are you bothered? -Huh
Did you mark my attendance?
It's lunch time now.
A slight delay is permissible, but not to this degree.
So what I am late?
It's you who's in-charge of marking my attendance, so you can do it now.
There should be some benefit of your own people, right?
It is lunch time. Let's have the food that you got for me.
Food?
Every day we order from restaurant. We shall order today as well.
Didn't you cook flatbreads?
Have I ever brought it?
We weren't engaged before
Surprising. After our wedding, you'd have to make flatbreads.
I wish to eat flatbreads made by you every day.
Why else does a person get married?
Why should I have to? I work just as hard.
Oh so you're The so called feminist then?
I've never seen you act like this before.
My mother makes flatbreads, my grandmother used to make flatbreads
Women have to make flatbreads. This is in our culture.
Your mother is uneducated.
And your father is dark complexioned.
Did I ever say that to you?
Now you'd say that I am body shaming.
But your mother is uneducated.
And your father is dark complexioned.
Surprising, it's only been 15 days since we got engaged,
and you're already arguing with me.
I don't think our thoughts align.
You see what you want to do.
Later, don't drag me into the court.
You preach, 'My body, my rules'
And then you'd blame me for being a male supremacist.
Having flatbreads is a basic right.
You're acting as if I've asked for something fancy like masala dosa.
You're incredible!
Relationships suck.
What was that, Pooja?
How difficult it is to make a man dance to your tunes?
Just get married once.
Once I start calling him baby, sweetie...
He will become a hen-pecked husband.
Just act innocent and trap him once.
PB 03 - 1100 Rupees
Same pinch.
Girls often match their veils with the color of their lover's turban
And here I am matching my whole uniform with my lover.
She will not leave you, Fateh Singh.
Sorry.
Is this something that should be mentioned
that I should be the one making flatbreads?
Tell me, is it a thing to be specially mentioned?
I should be able to grasp this.
Those girls are fortunate when their lovers request flatbreads from them.
I will make the flatbreads just like your mother has been making them.
I would even make your mother learn how to read and write.
Even I have the right to joke with my lover.
I really like your name.
I always write your name first.
Attendance always begins with you.
She will land me into trouble.
And you don't think I would write your name for attendance?
Miss Sr Constable.
Fateh Singh, you wouldn't be able to escape.
Actually, you did not understand my sense of humour.
Just forgive me please.
If you don't like I will not joke again.
Please forgive me.
You are committing a sin, Fateh Singh.
Where will you find such a nice girl?
You are deceiving her.
Did you forgive me?
Smile.
You did it. You forgave me.
You forgave me.
Let me do it, mother.
Mother, she is the best sister,
best friend, best daughter and best employee.
She is 90% perfect.
If only she took bribes, then we wouldn't have had to return the ring.
She is a nice girl, mother.
With all the compliments you're showering on her,
my wooden chariot will never be built.
Neither a wooden house be built for me, nor sandalwood for my funeral pyre.
What is this, mother? Why are you saying this?
It is just a ring. I will return it.
No girl is more important to me than my mother's dreams.
Okay?
Partner.
Sagar's wife drives an Indica.
I have an immediate necessity.
Aren't you ready yet?
A case has come up. I have to go out for a month and see to that.
I will be a little late.
Who are you going for the case with?
Me and Maddi.
Show some anger.
So now you will go out of Punjab with a stranger.
And I'll be insulted throughout the village.
People would gossip about me.
You may not be bothered.
I've been here for quite a while, and yet you haven't offered me water or tea.
No one has offered anything to their son-in-law.
Amazing.
We still have time.
Let's return each other our rings, and then you can go wherever you want.
It might be cool in your family but this doesn't sit well with us.
I have come to the conclusion that our views don't align.
I'd be going there for my duty.
I am not going towards Delhi or Haryana.
I am going to England. No one will come to know anything here.
Never mind that. What would you like to drink?
Where are you going?
England. London.
Fateh Singh, you can think of leaving her later.
First lets go and see London.
Act all nice now.
Even you don't get my sense of humour.
I was joking.
I am not the son-in-law of this house.
I am the son.
If I want water or tea, I'll get it myself.
I need not ask anyone.
We should be going instead. What has Maddi to do there?
Besides, we would enjoy ourselves there.
No, the order has come from higher authorities.
Talk to sir about it.
He does not listen to me.
Liar. He actually listens only to you and nobody else.
What is the case?
We deliver fish to MLA Gunbir Sidhu's house as well.
Actually, my beloved son is responsible for a significant amount of my loss.
On his insistence I invested 35 lakhs and sent a girl abroad.
Now she does not answer our call.
The bell keeps on ringing.
Actually it was our business plan.
We wanted to open a fish centre abroad.
Open a fish centre!
How foolish can someone be to lose that much money?
I'd heard you never part with money, but this time you gave away a fortune.
Miss Sr Constable, take me along. I know how to solve such cases.
It is not possible.
Orders have come from higher authorities for Maddi to go.
Actually, you did not listen completely to what i wanted to...
He slapped your dear son.
Sr Constable, please take me. What will Maddi do there?
You need a strong man. What if there is a need to run?
I can run like shaktimaan.
Dear son you shouldn't interrupt when two officers are talking.
Why did you slap me?
Should your Daddy commemorate you with a garland? Why did you slap me?
Don't you want such a brave officer on the mission?
The dear son got slapped thrice.
Okay, fine. Relationships suck.
Your dear son got slapped thrice.
Great job, police.
You're outstanding, police.
Maddi hasn't come home yet?
-No. -But it's been a long time since we got free from work.
Really?
-He must have gone somewhere. -How will you make paste with
these delicate hands, sister-in-law?
What can we do, brother. We need to do household chores.
Yes. Sister-in-law, I wanted to talk to you.
Tell me.
Sister-in-law, Maddi is very...
Sister-in-law, I have just come to know.
My fiancé can charm men effortlessly.
Maddi and my fiancé are going out together for the case.
There will be British women too.
You know how easily a man can be charmed.
The two of them together, in a foreign land.
If a Punjabi came in aid for another Punjabi in a foreign land,
you and me would just sit and regret later sister-in-law.
-Really? -Yes.
"I feel like becoming the hanging of your turban, my policeman. "
What is the matter? You seem to be very happy.
Is it a sin to be happy?
What crime have I committed? And I am going to England.
Put a face pack on me, today. I would lighten my skin. Okay?
Who all are going?
Me and my madam.
Okay, you and your madam are going?
What madam of yours, is this?
Matters of the office need to be kept a secret.
How can I tell you?
Secret?
Oh, so you have a secret desire?
Do not talk too much. Keep my woollens ready. It gets very cold there.
Does ice fall there as well?
You fool, it's called snow. There are hailstorms there as well.
Okay,
I will keep your jackets ready.
In the most proper manner then.
Twinkle, twinkle little star.
How I wonder......
-Hello, listen. -Yes, tell me.
Come inside and have a look. Shall I take this jacket out for you?
Get the checked jacket.
Twinkle, twinkle little star.
How I wonder....
Yes. Tell me.
Where are you going?
- I will teach you a lesson. -Almost killed me.
Maddi, what has happened?
Nothing. I just fell from the staircase.
What will happen now?
Will they send me instead of you?
No one in our family has ever crossed Ambala.
How will I manage to sit in an airplane?
I am very scared of airplanes. I might die.
You go ahead. I'll lift you and help you get into the airplane myself.
Moreover, Bhana listens to you right?
Take any other employee's name but not mine. Okay?
Okay
Okay sister-in-law, take care of Maddi.
Don't inquire about how well your sister-in-law takes care of me.
-Okay, we'll go then... - Maddi.
Sir.
-Victory to India sir, sir. - Victory to India.
How are you?
Greetings.
Send him abroad. He has a faint heart.
He might get an attack in the airplane.
People might consider Madam jinxed
Making it hard for her to find a partner. She will be left solely to you.
Get my medical expenses cleared and help me get a nurse.
Forget about the nurse, just get me a compounder.
Okay, fine.
-Okay. -Let's go.
Shall I get the nurse for you?
That is why I said compounder.
He wants a nurse.
Take God's name and brace yourself.
Spare me, sir.
Send either Ikatar or Pachatar. I don't want to go.
It's your duty after all and you will have to go for this duty.
Leave it, sir. I still haven't received my first salary.
Don't worry about the salary. Your two months' salary will be sent to your home.
Make all the arrangements for your departure.
-Sir. -It is an order from senior authorities
You will have to go.
Brace yourself. Good job.
Sir.
Let's go.
We have been caught in a very awkward situation.
You and I...
"Let your hair down and dance like a peahen. "
"Are you letting your hair down or shall I do it for you?"
"If you do not dance with me dear, I will spill alcohol on your skirt. "
"Let your hair down and dance like a peahen. "
"No third person can come between us. "
Neither your friends, nor your sister or your brother-in-law. "
"No third person can come between us. "
Neither your friends, nor your sister or your brother-in-law. "
"Keep your brother at a distance or else I'll say something mean to him. "
"If you do not dance with me dear, I will spill alcohol on your skirt. "
"Let your hair down and dance like a peahen. "
"The way you sway your waist has taken my breath away. "
"The videographer is also bewitched"
"The way you sway your waist has taken my breath away. "
"The videographer is also bewitched"
"If you continue to sway, I will weigh you in notes. "
"If you do not dance with me dear, I will spill alcohol on your skirt. "
"Jaani doesn't only write sad songs"
"We have been born and raised in Malwa"
"If I wrote local songs, I would outshine everyone else. "
"If you do not dance with me dear, I will spill alcohol on your skirt. "
This has that girl's documents. Keep them safe.
You wait how we thrash her. She'd be facing the Punjab police after all.
Come on, move.
No one should jump.
Come, come down carefully.
Don't do any mischief.
Come, my dear.
Hey, Hold my bag and keep it in the staff room.
Okay sir.
Careful.
One minute, sir.
-Yes. -Don't push anyone.
-Come on, get down. -Listen.
One minute.
-Me? -Yes.
Greetings.
What is your name?
Fateh. Fateh Singh.
Sir, do not address anyone with disrespect.
His name is Fateh Singh and he is just doing his job.
He is not your personal servant
Give the bag back to him.
Thank you.
Thank you, teacher.
Looking beautiful, mam.
What has gotten into you?
Why are you acting like you can see stars in the broad daylight?
Not Stars but I can see our plane taking off.
Presenting to you on special demand
Tale of Jatt & Juliet Part 3
Are you loving it?
Look at this.
They haven't forgotten about the last time.
One simply doesn't behave straight until power is adhered.
Yo Friends, Punjab Police has arrived in the UK!
Welcome us, aunty. We are standing outside.
-Whose house is this? -Ours.
Get the bag. Aunty.
Aunty...
We will have to look for the aunty. The keys are with her.
Is she your maternal or paternal aunt?
Aunty, baby.
Here is aunt.
Salutations, aunt.
The Brits have named her aunty.
So she will be my aunt. Watch out, aunty.
Don't bite me, or else I'll have to get 14 injections.
How did you manage to arrange for the money?
If you want to find the girl then you will have to spend money.
When you need to catch fish,
You have to bait the hook yourself.
We're not going there to suffer.
Else we'd just come back and say that we couldn't find her.
Dear, I think you do not understand. This is the rule of our life.
We have never given anything to anyone.
It is your duty to find the girl.
I don't know about that
I have not committed any sin by being in the police.
You will have to spend almost the amount that was due for engagement.
Assume that the girl ran away after getting engaged.
-Otherwise, forget it. -No... one minute
"Come in. I was waiting for you... "
How is it?
This is the first time, I have brought you to a foreign land.
I wouldn't have let you be uneasy at the guest house, now.
It's my duty to take care of you.
You may be the Senior Constable of Punjab Police, but you are my love after all.
I spent everything I had saved since childhood on you.
I had been working in the brickyard during my childhood.
I may have ruined my childhood, but please ensure that my youth is not ruined.
My childhood.... my childhood.
Oh my God!
That hanging swing in the UK has evoked childhood memories.
The crow bites when you lie.
I fed it so it wouldn't bite me.
Come on, Miss Sr Constable. Come on.
Come on. Let's have some fun.
Dear...
I must have done some good deeds that I found someone who loves me truly.
I'm enjoying here.
I should make the flatbreads till we get married.
Or he might run away.
Miss Sr Constable, I'll be upset.
Assign me some duty. What should I do?
No worries. It's just a few flatbreads. I'll manage on my own.
But you had said we will do it together.
You are fulfilling the role of a man so well.
Allow me to fulfil the role of a woman.
She is amazing.
But the issue is not about the flatbreads; it's about money.
If only you were accepting bribes,
I wouldn't have to return the engagement ring.
Mother wouldn't warmly welcome you into our home.
Instead, she'd throw the traditional pot at your face.
I have fallen for you
We have to go tomorrow to find the girl.
Do you have a plan?
Miss Sr Constable, we will go our separate ways to find the girl.
You go to the police station.
Meanwhile, I've circulated her photo in the 'Bad Boys' & 'Flirty at 30 ' chat Groups.
Boys are quite aware of the girls around them.
And Bristol is as small as malout. Don't worry.
Okay.
Do not worry at all.
Punjab police has fallen in...
Of all places, who knew we'd meet here?
Your goodwill has come to your aid.
If you were the Principal who mistreated me, you would have seen how I'd deal with you.
Aunty is quite a gossipmonger.
I have fallen in love with you.
Mallika...
Hey, she is my first love.
My beloved.
-Greetings, brother. -Oh my God.
She is Mallika and I am the owner.
Not her owner but that of this food joint.
Welcome to Lehnda Punjab.
Classic films have their own charm.
They never get boring no matter how many times you watch them.
I have seen the film, Murder exactly 475 times.
Whom does she kill in the film?
The audience.
Thank God, I did not watch.
She is very picky in that matter.
Come in, brother.
Welcome, brother. Welcome.
Be seated, brother.
We will not serve anything wrong to our brother.
Tell me, what should I get.
Hello ma'am, Welcome to Chadhda Punjab
Do you want to order something?
God is great.
God gave me carrots including the shovel.
That is alright but we wouldn't be able to serve you
Bhindi Do Pyaza with carrots and shovel.
Who is she?
She is Daisy. She is no carrot.
She is like an Eggplant. Disliked by everybody.
Even we don't talk to her.
Brother, even we have abundant beauty.
Dear, call Mumtaz and Noor Jahan.
Noor Jahan and Mumtaz.
Come on, fast.
- Look he has already left. - To hell with your beauty.
-Hello. -Hey
Here is your coffee and grilled sandwich.
-Thank you so much. -Enjoy.
-Hello. -Hello.
Fateh Singh?
No, I am Gurpratap Singh Kohli.
Weren't you on the children's bus at Guru Harkishan School?
Bus? No. I am a private jet pilot.
I think there is some misunderstanding.
Menu please.
-Sorry. -Thank you.
Chadhda Punjab.
Sorry, but you bear a striking resemblance to someone I know.
Anyways, Welcome to Chadhda Punjab.
Seems like you do not get along well with the with the restaurant owners next door.
Who has ever gotten along with their neighbours?
What is your good name?
Daisy.
At the university where I used to take my private jet,
I remember a kindergarten teacher named
Divjot Kaur.
God knows when she became Daisy.
Sit down.
Look at her hearty laughter.
You both stand here with a dead face.
Laugh. Laugh.
Stop.
Quiet.
Uncle, stop them.
Otherwise, the ones sitting inside will also run away.
Have you won the lottery that you're laughing so loudly?
You fooled me for so long.
What brought you here?
There is no work in India.
I have come here illegally via dunki route to find some work.
Till you do not get a good job, you can join me here.
I have to do all the work alone.
You can help me.
Can this happen?
If you like.
I can start from today.
-Okay, I will show you the place. -Come. Let's go.
Come. Come.
Here are the documents. See.
This is the girl, Divjot Kaur. We need your help.
Okay.
Teacher we closed our restaurant so early.
There was so much footfall in the other one.
Ours is not doing that well. Earlier it used to run well.
The purposely opened theirs next to mine.
And lured all the customers away.
What brought you here?
I deceived someone by promising to marry him.
Got him to spend 35 lakhs
But I had no other option.
I am from a poor family but I have my desires and dreams.
I have to take care of my family and fulfil my dreams as well.
Couldn't make a livelihood while working at the school.
I used to get a mere salary of 10000/-
I had no money to go abroad on my own.
Couldn't even get a good job despite being well educated.
What should a poor person do? There should be some way out.
Will you marry him though?
-Sorry for being upfront with you -No, problem.
Slipped my mind since there is neither the school nor the bus
I wouldn't cheat him. I would return his money.
But I cannot marry him.
He barely comes up to my waist. Moreover, I am not into him.
How come you didn't hesitate to share your truth with me?
Nobody trusts anybody these days.
This work isn't profitable.
I can barely cover my expenses.
I'm considering closing it and finding a job instead.
Don't shut it down. They opened in our neighbourhood.
Now we will get under their skin.
For how long can a poor person remain suppressed?
Great! If we become profitable enough then 20% will be yours.
Are you sure?
If that's the case, Chadhda Punjab will not just survive, but thrive.
-Chadhda Punjab will become quite profitable. -Really?
It will live up to its name.
20%? Are you sure?
Yes.
If our restaurant becomes popular, considering my 20% share,
how much do you think the monthly earnings would be?
If we charge 15 pounds per person, even with 100 visitors a day,
That totals 1500 pounds.
And 45,000 monthly
After deducting 25,000 for expenses, 20,000 remains.
I get 20%, which is 4000 pounds.
If I multiply this by 100, it comes to 4 lakhs.
I have crossed the monthly earnings of an SSP.
Lala will not just make bangles for his mother but also a regal necklace.
Aunt, we might have surpassed an SSP but I wouldn't be leaving the Sr Constable.
If you want to soar high in life, you need to stay humble.
And I am a good hearted person.
I don't love her but I don't want to die single. I must marry someone though,
So may it be with the Sr Constable.
What are you up to?
Nothing. I was just calculating how much money she ran away with.
Your friends call me brother-in-law.
This is great!
The Brits do candle night dinners.
And we are having tea by the bonfire.
Culture, you know. Cheers.
Cheers.
You are a Sr Constable only from 9 AM to 5 PM.
We should focus on building our personal life after that.
After 5pm...
After 5pm... , you are my beloved.
Are there still more men like him in Punjab?
They say men change after marriage.
And here he is, even better after the engagement. Touchwood.
I have to keep the Senior Constable interested in me.
Her integrity and principles would send the teacher off to Punjab.
And I wouldn't have my 20% share anymore & I'll have to leave the Sr Constable too.
And then everything I have planned would go down the drain.
For now, I'll just keep flattering her and showering her with love.
My dear, you must be feeling cold.
Look at that eucalyptus tree with its leaves spread out like peacock feathers
And the ones we have back home,
shoot straight up into the sky, as if they are poking into God's navel.
Isn't it, dear?
Partner these tables and chairs are for serving pizzas and coffee.
If we are to serve tea and parathas then we need traditional charpoys here.
"O Juliet, Your Romeo is sad"
"O Juliet, everything looks bad. "
"O Juliet, Your Romeo is sad"
"O Juliet, everything looks bad. "
"O Juliet, you took it to the next level. "
"O Juliet, with whom were you dancing?"
"O Juliet, who was that British guy with you"
"Was he your Bro or an acquaintance?"
"O Juliet, he doesn't seem to be your brother. "
"O Juliet, he doesn't appear to be shy. "
"O Juliet, I suspect something fishy. "
"O Juliet I think you are about to leave me. "
Uncle, we too need to showcase our culture at the our restaurant.
I suggest we should perform Qawwali.
Qawwali? Are We Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan?
Even our bellies aren't like that of Qawwals.
Let's perform Qawwali!
I suggest let's call Khushboo and Nidha from Pakistan.
What will they do here?
When they'll sing 'why don't you tease me, from where I tell you to do so?',
You won't be able to imagine the rush that will come here.
"She wants a mansion and a luxury car"
"On the other hand, there's no food to eat, your Romeo is on the streets"
"You sleep late nowadays, and open the gate at midnight"
"Tell me who were you waiting for at the crossroad"
"O Juliet, who gifted you a Lamborghini?"
"O Juliet, why are the windows of car tinted?"
"O Juliet, did you get engaged?"
"O Juliet, shoot me in the head. "
"O Juliet, this intoxication will kill me"
"O Juliet your drink has alcohol"
"You have as much intoxication as nine bottles' worth. "
"And I down them in one breath. "
"Intoxicated, you dance with a bottle on your head. "
"Your voice has grown hoarse on the dance floor. "
"O Juliet, stop drinking scotch. "
"O Juliet, just think about yourself. "
"O Juliet, you leap over walls. "
"O Juliet, you resemble a serpent. "
"O Juliet, your Jatt cries in the night"
"O Juliet, my dad curses me"
"O Juliet, Your Romeo is sad"
"O Juliet, everything looks bad. "
"O Juliet, who was that British guy with you"
"O Juliet, who gifted you a Lamborghini?"
"O Juliet, why are the windows of car tinted?"
Okay.
Here's your food.
Hi.
-Here is the menu. -Thank you.
Amritsari Naan with chickpeas and butter, hurray! Hurray!
Thanks.
Don't be subdued by her presence. Embrace your inner Kader Khan instead.
Is this a joke?
Sorry, Lady Gaga. I thought you were mute.
That is why I was taking your order in sign language.
When did you learn sign language?
As a child, I learned from my eldest mother who couldn't speak.
What are you doing here?
This is my restaurant. I am the owner
Fateh, stop messing with me. The girl cannot be found.
Which girl? Who Fateh Singh?
I am Gurpratap Singh Kohli.
I think there has been some misunderstanding.
Have you not come with me from Punjab?
Punjab? I have never been to Punjab.
I was born and brought up here. I am a local.
-Really? -My father never took me to Punjab.
He used to take my youngest stepmother to Punjab but never took us.
Okay. So you're the eldest mother's son?
No, the middle one's
Father married thrice.
-Three. -Really?
Yes.
Should I show you something?
Yes, of course.
Look at him.
Look carefully.
Don't you resemble him?
May be your mother was having an affair with his father.
She gave birth to an illegitimate son,
and the nurse set him adrift on the river in a basket.
Your brother.
Look, the resemblance is uncanny.
Let me see...
-Look. -Let me see.
Oh my god. He's so cute.
I want to meet him. Arrange for us to meet someday.
Why not? Let's make it happen now.
The phone is ringing.
What is going on?
Miss Sr. Constable, I apologize. I was on a secret mission.
The police force is also like the soldiers of our country.
We too have some responsibility towards the country.
Look at that, a Pakistani restaurant.
They were overpowering the Indian restaurant.
I was standing firmly at the front.
My would-be wife is a working woman.
We both have to share the load and make flatbreads.
Here I learnt to make flatbreads while also outperforming the neighbours.
I have proven myself in my duties for my country and wife.
Buy me a silver anklet
Quickly, friends! The British woman is requesting traditional Punjabi sweets.
-Who is she? -Who?
-Her. Who is she? -Buy me silver anklet.
Give it over there and to her as well.
Who is she? She is the owner of this restaurant.
She is the daughter of our country.
Helping our country's daughter is like helping the country itself.
After all, in a foreign country, Punjabis always come to each other's aid.
Miss Sr Constable, please listen to me.
-Liar, fraud... -Pooja, I will get hurt.
Hand it over to me, I'll make round flatbreads for you.
Oh, you just wait and see. I'll show you how I make fritters.
Tell me, what is the affair between the two of you?
Affair between us? -Yes.
Nothing is happening between the two of us. I am protector not a predator.
Besides, I am already taken.
You taught me to stand up for women
because men have historically dominated them.
Why else would I involve myself with other women?
You taught, and I learned.
The credit goes to you, dear, for teaching me such valuable lessons.
Earlier on, I was a male chauvinist.
What about the task we've come here to fulfil?
You only taught me that humanity supersedes any other mission.
That girl has also been oppressed by the male-dominated society.
I feel ashamed to be part of the male community.
I want to quit.
-Keep quiet.
Be upfront about it, What is going on between the two of you?
Nothing at all.
Tell me...
Someone is outside.
Just wait. I will not spare you today.
Hello.
Sorry officer. She is not a criminal but a social media star in India.
Bhabhi Ranjit Kaur
I'm winking at you. Here's a kiss for you.
Look, here she is. Have a look.
I returned after 12 years and brought you a sack of potatoes.
O my British man! I love you my dear British man.
I'm winking at you. Here's a kiss for you.
I don't know whether it is Thursday or Friday but here's Ranjit Kaur's kiss.
Open it! Open!
So, we've come to catch that girl from Chadhda Punjab
And you swapped the photos.
-No. -Yes.
It could be that the girl bears a resemblance to Bhabhi.
She is a celebrity after all.
You come of the your aunt's house, first.
I have come to my aunt. Let the aunt and nephew talk.
We will talk tomorrow. Bye.
Tell me honestly, who is that girl?
Yes, aunt.
Do your in-laws trouble you?
Go away. You are annoying me.
So aunt,
uncle must be on his way.
Go away. Why are you standing here?
Will you thrash me if I tell the truth?
She was a teacher in the school where I worked.
Amazing.
Is she your old girlfriend?
When did I say girlfriend?
She was a teacher there and I was a conductor. We came from different worlds.
Are you regretting it?
Why would I regret it?
I am telling you the truth. There is nothing between us.
She is my business partner.
There was no need to intentionally insert the word 'business' in between.
Own it that she is your partner.
I thought you were willing to take bribes
and that together we could make loads of money.
But you turned out to be parched.
What?
Dry like a desert.
Our wet palms are always eager to be greased
I got anxious and thought about breaking off the relationship.
But then I got 20% share in the restaurant.
I thought once I have saved enough money, I will marry you.
This way, you wouldn't have to leave your life of integrity
and Mom and I will be happy with the money.
Happy family.
As if I call potato a tomato?
Really, Do you stammer? You didn't tell me that.
What will we do about that now?
You talk to your aunt all night.
What? Miss Sr Constable.
-Pooja... -Good night.
No, dear.
Dear, Miss Sr Constable, hello. Hello. Miss Sr Constable..
Was last night's case resolved?
Yes, I filed an unofficial report and sent them off.
Sir, we have found the girl.
-She runs a restaurant here. -Yes.
He had been misleading me for the last few days. He was helping her.
She is lying. I didn't mislead her.
The girl was found through my strategic planning, sir.
Sr Constable had put posters of Bhabhi Ranjit Kaur in England.
-Is it? -She had made a mockery of me in the Boys chat groups.
Memes are being made on Punjab police, sir.
When other police forces find almonds,
Punjab Police finds chickpeas.
Punjab Police is good for nothing.
Sr Constable has insulted us.
He is talking nonsense, sir.
He was wearing a Bhangra costume and dancing like Pammi Bai.
She is lying through her teeth.
I exhausted myself washing the dishes to find the girl
She created a ruckus and ruined the entire mission.
She ate food in front of me and didn't offer me once.
I am a low level employee and I am being dominated.
No worries. My day will come when I'll be promoted to an inspector.
No problem.
-I was telling you that... -She is pulling the wire...
Pulling the wire. Look, it has shut down.
-Are you out of your mind? -Are you?
Why must personal matters be brought into the workspace?
You are the one who brought office matters home.
Why are you a Senior Constable and not a lawyer?
-Listen to me. -Don't touch me.
Don't push me... don't push me.
If I push you, you'll crash into the tree.
If I push, you will fall in Punjab.
If I push, you will land on Moon.
If I push, you will be out of the solar system.
-Push. -You push.
Push, let me go and see India's Chandrayan.
-You push. -Push.
-Just push and see. -You too.
You push.
Sir, keep them together. Do not let them come back.
Fuel the fire.
Put them in the same bucket like crabs and watch them claw each other.
We'd just have to pull the strings
Once they break up.
Who would want to be with the madam? She'd be all yours after that.
Maddi, you are the best constable of Punjab police.
-Push. -You push.
-Just touch me and I'll show you.
-Sir. -Hello.
Victory to India, sir.
Well done, Pooja. Keep a watch on this girl.
You need not come back yet.
There is another case and I will let you know the plan.
Sir, we have found the girl. Shall we bring her home till then?
You!
You leap at every opportunity you get, like a frog.
You've shown your true colours. "Shall we bring her home?"
It was a joke. I was kidding.
We could have laughed. There's no need to argue over everything.
You should be ashamed, you grey cat.
You locked me in her house and later she called uncle over.
I begged him a lot but uncle did not spare me.
He swatted me a hundred times, counting it all as one.
And you still don't believe me.
Let me ask you something. How did you know
she had a restaurant before coming here?
That is a good point, Miss lawyer.
She did me a favour back in school, so that's why I helped her.
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
I am 30 years old.
It would take me 30 years to tell you about everything.
You are 34 years old. Even that calls for another 34 years.
That adds up to 64 years. Do we even have that much time?
Is marriage meant for all of this?
Women are more curious about knowing everything
about a person than Dharamraj, the God of Death.
Women invented the words why, when, where, and how.
I am telling you everything now. Do you believe me?
You've been caught now
Caught? Am I a thief?
I am an employee.
Our relationship feels like a police investigation.
-Do you want to hear everything? -Yes.
Listen.
In 1994, Sardar Balraaj Singh and Mrs. Paramjit Kaur welcomed
a bright son into their lives.
who was named Fateh Singh.
-And in childhood... -Enough. Leave it.
A man will be a man
I don't know about "man will be man, "
but one thing is certain: a woman will always be a woman.
Look, dear, there's nothing a man truly possesses.
All the power rests in the hands of women.
A man is like this magnet,
and a woman can make him dance to her tune.
If she pushes him too far,
He may seek shelter elsewhere.
Once he connects with someone new,
No matter how hard you try, he won't return.
This is not me saying but science.
Another thing is, if a woman keeps a man with love,
he won't go anywhere,
Even if many other women come his way. Just like this.
That magnet is small.
Point to be noted, Miss lawyer. Even she is young.
If we repeatedly stop a child from playing in the mud
his curiosity about it increases,
wondering what is there in mud that everyone is stopping him.
However, if we ask him to play in the mud and let him get hurt.
he will likely avoid playing there again.
It's not me saying it but a lesson from moral education.
Look at Birju.
Despite his father mortgaging all his possessions to Lala
Birju's sole focus was on retrieving his mother's bangles
A man's life is dedicated to a woman.
This isn't my opinion. We learn this from films.
Okay.
I understood your dedication.
Thank God dear you understood
I was scared that you might be one of those women
who trouble men to the core, yet do not believe the truth.
A man may pour out his heart, yet they do not believe even an ounce of it.
What even are these women?
You are truly my better half.
Have her tie the sacred thread.
-What? -Yes,
My lesser half.
What do you mean?
-Fateh. -Poor, Bhabhi
Fateh, I was wrong to doubt you, so I am the one to be blamed.
Thank God.
Have her tie a sacred thread around you.
I cannot let her tie the sacred thread.
I can swear on anyone, but I cannot let her tie a sacred thread to me.
What's the issue with getting the sacred thread tied?
Because it's a brothers and sisters thing.
Don't ruin the sanctity of it.
Now let not women tell men from whom to get sacred thread tied.
Well, that's just amazing. You've kicked societal norms in the foot.
Why don't you say that your motives have changed after coming here?
You just see her money.
You must have multiplied everything by 100.
How do you know? Aunt must have snitched on me.
You women must have gotten together, right?
Uncle has scratched my back and made a painting on it.
I'm telling you, I'm not interested in her.
If you keep insisting on the mud,
then surely the kid would want to go and try it.
When the old man has the option to marry a younger woman,
why would he pursue an older woman?
Of course you'll find me old now.
You desire a young woman for yourself.
What are you saying? If we men would have said it,
then whole feminist brigade
would have labelled us as perverts.
It is just a proverb. I called myself old too.
Is an old man a five year old?
I called you a wise woman. She lacks maturity, whereas you are mature.
A person doesn't switch sides in their sleep as quickly
as you change the subject of arguments.
You're strange.
I am not changing the topic, you are.
I was talking about the sacred thread.
Do one thing.
You buy bales of wool
and ask every girl who passes by to tie a scared thread to me.
And knit a sweater on my arm. Here it is.
I was okay with you being an 80 on 100. I arranged for all the expenses on my own.
I thought you loved me so I will marry you.
I don't love you.
I was lured in by the fact that you are handsome
That our kids would be good-looking and they would get great marriage proposals.
Would not have to suffer the same fate as my brothers.
Keep our argument aside, you called me handsome. Say it again.
Okay, everything was fake.
And here I had already thought of our kids' names. Gosh!
-You loved me. What happened to you? -I did not love you.
I thought this was the best way to cut corners and succeed.
That you would assign me a duty according to my preference.
Oh!
Don't say that. You are the same as well. We are on same page.
Fine.
Okay, fine.
Hello, hello, Fateh.
-Yes, mother. -How is my son?
A marriage proposal worth 35 lakhs has come.
They will also provide walnut wood furniture.
Did you return the ring?
I will return it, mother. There is no point keeping it with me.
Okay dear, return it. It will be good riddance.
Okay, mother.
Neither she loves you nor she has money. What are you getting? Peanuts?
The teacher can at least cook.
You aren't thinking straight.
Do you love her?
No, right?
I don't. Not at all.
I don't love her at all.
Even she doesn't love me.
Baby, you did not say bye to me before leaving.
My dear is working so hard.
May God bless every woman with such a man.
I am so lucky.
-Sister... -Greetings.
Greetings. Come here.
Your brother told me that you have a restaurant here.
I could not resist. I came running.
Thought I'd meet my sister-in-law.
There is no need to be so surprised.
We are engaged.
Oh, didn't your brother tell you?
Dear, didn't you tell your sister?
He is not my brother. We are just business partners.
Let Fateh know, if you wish to eat something. I will go and change.
It's time for us to start working.
Even that vixen doesn't regard you as her brother.
But she told that we are business partners.
She doesn't regard you as her brother.
You won't get the sacred thread tied from her.
-Am I blind? -Calm down.
Let me explain everything to you.
There's a banyan tree, and a bird lives on it. Bird has made a nest on the tree.
Throughout the day, the bird moves from one branch to another.
But eventually the bird belongs to the tree only.
There is nowhere else for the bird to go except for the tree.
You are the tree in this story. And I am the bird.
The Banyan tree has another characteristic
that it doesn't let anything else grow under it.
So that the bird doesn't lose its way.
Yet, grass grows around the roots of the tree.
The bird does notice it.
The bird does get distracted seeing the green grass.
The bird agrees to that. But you are wise my dear.
It doesn't matter if the bird sits on the grass for some time.
He cannot stay there forever.
He must return to the tree because its nest is there.
From this Panchatantra story, we learn
that the tree should understand the bird belongs to it.
-Listen. -Yes.
-The bird -Yes.
-And that grass... -Yes.
I wouldn't spare either of them.
I might not take her with me, but I will definitely take you.
But...
Baby, I will not let you stay with her.
I will ensure that you are suspended from the police force.
If I don't reduce you back to just wiping off kids' snorts
on that school bus of yours, then
I am not my father's daughter.
-Oh my God, you are such a sly woman. -Yes.
And here I thought you were an 80 on 100. What an innocent soul I am.
And you are such a clever woman.
Try to understand. This bird is very naive
I don't even regard her as the green grass.
Is she green grass to you?
"Little Little Green Grass Little Green Grass. "
"Shining off the dew drops, little green grass. "
Listen, little green grass.
Whatever partnership you two have, know this straight
that he is my fiance
We have here on a mission.
We've come to apprehend you for the 35 lakhs you absconded with.
I instructed him to come close to you.
So brace yourself.
Uncle, their situation resembles that of a sandwich.
son, a sandwich needs one cutlet and two slices of bread.
Here, it's one slice and two cutlets.
Fateh, you've shattered my faith.
I revealed my entire truth to you.
It's because of people like you that nobody trusts easily.
You should have told the other day itself.
You shouldn't have toyed with my emotions like this..
Teacher, listen to me.
You broke her faith. You should have told her.
I am also devastated, but all you notice are her tears.
What will the bird do now?
Will he go to the grass or come back to the tree?
Death is inevitable for the bird now.
-Then it's better to die. -Senior Constable.
Daisy, I swear
I haven't come here as a police officer but as your partner.
Business partner.
I think this new madam doesn't get along with them.
Should we keep her as our 20% partner?
She will take care of our restaurant's entertainment.
I am ready to give 80% if she takes care of the entertainment.
Madam, madam,
-Please listen, madam. -Excuse me, madam.
-Madam, one minute. Listen to us. -Look at this, madam.
Madam, look at this video.
Look at this form of art. Once you'd be on the stage performing this,
I am certain that the British will lay the Kohinoor at your feet.
We're quite frustrated with that clever Jatt as well.
The enemy's enemy is a friend.
Let's shake hands.
Madam, don't dwell on it. We are offering you an opportunity. Here.
The world would be at your feet.
Sister, are you in police?
How do you know?
Despite the partition and other differences,
the police forces in both countries operate similarly.
Our country's police force is as 'hospitable'
We have been thrashed hard in the police station.
I think you did not like our culture.
No problem. We will present our culture on our own.
If you say I can rub my nose on the ground
My nose is so big that rubbing it on the ground would create a trench.
Yes, sister.
Please take away this baton, but go ahead and thrash us as much as you like.
You can thrash him hard. I'm okay with the baton.
Take away the baton, please. I have to go and check my teapot on the stove.
The girl has wrecked our business by calling that boy.
You should thrash him not us.
He is right.
How are you? My dear, you seem very happy today.
Cut out the nonsense.
You're still wearing the ring I gave you
Some of my belongings are still in your possession.
But your things are fully packed and ready to go.
I have called over my friend from Punjab.
Friend?
Shampy?
"Rented this house with hard-earned money" Wow. You lied to me about that too. Wow!
It's my friend's father who paid for it.
So, this house belongs to my friend.
We will handle your beloved teacher ourselves. Get out.
Don't do this. Where will I go?
After all, in a foreign country, Punjabis always come to each other's aid.
I will lose faith in this saying.
Punjabis always come to each other's aid. Speaking of which
the teacher mentioned she lives in a small house
I think she has a single bed.
Having no other option, I'll have to adjust and sleep there.
I will position my head where her feet would be
and the teacher will place hers next to my feet.
After all, in a foreign country, Punjabis always come to each other's aid.
No problem, I will manage somehow.
-Okay, Shampy. -No, I am not that merciless
There is no need to go through so much trouble.
After all, in a foreign country, Punjabis always come to each other's aid.
You may stay here.
You sleep in your room and I will take care of my friend.
He will place his head near my feet, and I will position mine near his feet.
Friend, what will you eat?
The dear son will eat radish paratha with butter.
After that, I'll have a cold drink.
No problem.
So sweet.
-Radish paratha -Shall I grace you with a cold drink?
Did your father grow radish here?
Don't say anything to my father. Dare not. His dear son will bite you.
You dare not bite me.
Listen to me. Don't try to get too cozy with her.
There are CCTV cameras installed all around.
Don't listen to her.
If a photo of you is taken close to her
then the teacher's case against you would be stronger.
Not only will you lose 35 lakhs,
but you'll also end up behind bars for cheating on her.
Rest, you know better.
God, please deliver this message to my father
His son would either be lucky to survive the freeze or be a frosty ice cream.
I'll drop you to the restaurant and leave for the police station.
Be gentle with her.
You will not get a better girl than her.
Moreover, this is your right.
The restaurant has been set up with your money.
The dear son wants to go on a ride.
I will take you on the ride as well.
-Are you listening to me or not? -Give some change for beer
We've always taken money never given money.
-Come on. -What a nonsense fellow!
I will take you on a thrilling ride, you fool.
-Partner. -Yes.
Just wait till you see the item I've ordered from India,
it's sure to capture everyone's attention.
-Okay. -Shampy, his father's only son, is going to London alone.
-Zafar... -Yes.
Who's that?
Shampy, his father's only son, is going to London alone.
Uncle, I think they've invited someone from the circus.
Hardly anyone comes to our restaurant as it is.
He'll bring laughter and entertain many people there.
It's the first time I've seen someone so tiny
Let's lift him like we would a small child.
Hey shorty! Come here.
-Come here. -Me?
-Greetings. -Greetings.
Has madam called for you?
-Greetings. -But first you should meet your sir.
Amazing. Both landing and entry are by air. My God!
-Why are you here? -Come on. Tell us, why have you come here?
What do you do? Do you breathe fire from your mouth?
Or bend iron rods with your neck?
Or pass through rings of fire? Or walk on ropes?
I know how to make a paper plane.
Wow Mr. intelligent, so that no one can enter or exit.
Do here what you were supposed to do there. We'll also pay you for it.
Swallow this my dear.
Swallow
Swallow all of them.
Glass marbles?
How will they come out?
Don't act smart. We are not going to spend on you every day.
You must keep them in your belly. Swallow them and do not let them out.
Quiet, quiet...
Do you know belly dancing?
Small belly, loud movements.
It'll be fun to hear the marble tinkle.
Uncle, will give you a candy.
Come, play with this clown.
Daddy, your dear son has been made a slave.
I want to go back to Punjab.
Even this is Lehnda Punjab son.
I want to go back to the real Punjab, brother.
Many desire to see the real Punjab,
but some can only visit Lahore, and others only Amritsar.
Nobody is so fortunate.
Don't make me emotional.
Perform tricks for me.
Please don't force us to sell everything and book a flight back home the next day.
Woof woof!
Yes, Where are you off to, What are you looking for Miss Sr Constable?
Where to?
Where is her future husband?
Here. You're the one who pushed me into this.
In your dreams!
Where's the owner of this place, on whose money you both are having fun?
Can't you stand me being happy, can you?
Look how well the business is running.
There's still time. If you compromise your integrity.
Sister. Sister.
Look at me. It's Shampy...
Shampy?
Leave him.
Madam, we have an event. It's someone's birthday party.
Where kids will dress up as Batman and beat up the joker.
If you suggest we will call the kids over here.
They'll just thrash him 15-20 times
I will file a case against the both of you. Leave him.
Madam, what have you done to him?
You've embezzled his money.
Don't say anything to her.
It was all my doing.
Blame me for all that you have to.
You call me a lawyer, so why did you interfere as her lawyer?
Why are you doing so much for her? Who is she to you?
You're just greedy for money,.
and She has embezzled funds
In the end, both thieves have formed a team
Continuing to tarnish Punjab's name.
Why don't you say anything?
Who is she?
We are the same.
What?
I see myself in her.
We are young people from poor families, suppressed by circumstances.
We have dreams too. We too want to grow and succeed.
My father passed away after a fall from the giant wheel he was operating.
It wasn't his job, but he couldn't get any other job.
We didn't even have wood to cremate his body,
And no villager would give us any.
Landlords keep fires burning all winter,
while the poor don't even receive wood for burning the dead.
This wasn't my Punjab.
Where has Guru Nanak's Punjab, which believed in sharing everything, gone?
Lala's himself had his mother's bangles mortgaged.
Why wouldn't I be greedy for money?
I bought wood for my father's funeral by mortgaging my mother's earnings.
Broke our beds to perform the last rites of my father.
His body lay in our compound for a day and a half
I was very young then.
Since then, wood has become an obsession for my mother. She isn't well.
She wants everything made of wood.
She wears wooden bangles
And wooden slippers.
She does not lay the bedsheet but sleeps on the wooden bed as it is.
I can't fall in love, Miss Pooja.
Money is my only aim.
I have a Master's degree but couldn't secure a job.
I didn't even have money to bribe.
I didn't have money to come abroad.
She and I are the same.
She admits she duped.
But she will return the money.
A woman is hurled abuses with if she cheats.
Don't we exploit women at weddings?
Even good-for nothing alcoholics demand dowry.
Did anyone ever stand up for those women?
If a girl cheats, everyone degrades her.
We police officers are called 'Maternal Uncles' by people.
We are not father's brothers-in-law but mother's brothers.
This title was given with full respect, but now it has become a mockery..
A policeman has to spend nothing less than 2000-2500/-
if he has to take a file to Chandigarh, Miss Pooja.
What does the government give us in return?
Bus fare and just Rs 27-for the rickshaw?
If a minister comes to our area, he wants us to serve them alcohol and chicken.
If we arrest a drug addict, we've to spend our own money
to make sure that he doesn't starve to death in the custody.
Otherwise, the news would be:
Police beat them to death.
We take extortions to ensure that we have our jobs.
We celebrate the festivals of Lohri and Diwali on the streets.
What will a policeman do if not take bribes?
Has there ever been a department that never had Punjabi officers?
We've forsaken education and seek daily wage jobs
right after completing 12th grade.
Every child has a mobile to prevent their attention
from being diverted to other things.
We are misguided. We don't know anything.
We are known to be spread worldwide to provide for us and our families.
Yet we now resort to assaulting migrants from other cities,
demanding they leave Punjab.
Do we have a conscience?
We spread hate on the internet.
Punjab falls into chaos if the internet services shut down for a day.
I feel they should remain shut. It will be a saving grace for us.
We vent our frustration on artists
Demanding proof of their Punjabi identity
despite their lifelong dedication to the language.
We've have made numerous sacrifices for our country,
And yet we are asked to prove our patriotism.
We are exhausted, so everyone does their best to find a way out of their misery.
We don't know what is right or wrong anymore.
Now, if someone like Maharaja Ranjit Singh doesn't show us the right path,
We won't be saved, Miss Pooja.
We are the same.
Come on, let's get back to work.
I apologize for misunderstanding you.
Ensure his happiness.
Never abandon him.
This ring wasn't meant for my finger.
Let's go.
Here they are !
Hello gentlemen. Are you the owner?
Yes.
-You owe me some money my friend. -No money.
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
You come to my country and do you think everything is for free.
-Speak English. ENGLISH. -Please, no money.
Don't you understand Punjabi?
-You are going to give me good money now or I will destroy your shop. -No!
One minute... don't beat him any further.
We were arch-rivals, yet today you stood up for us.
We are brothers, Mr. Choudhary.
We may argue among ourselves often, but how dare a stranger attack any of us?
Who are you to decide for me?
You may be a Senior Constable at the police station.
But don't try to dominate me.
You've been misunderstood. This is not the case.
Daisy is the right girl for you.
Get married and manage your business together.
Fulfil your dreams.
I will draft your resignation letter.
Sure?
Yes.
You are not bothered?
Are you?
Can't you ever give a straight answer, fool?
Why do you always have to act like a lawyer?
Idiot, I am thinking of your well-being.
Really, you are thinking of my well-being?
Fine. I am getting married in the court.
Will you be my main witness?
Yes, I will become.
We both will become.
Also get a suit stitched for your aunt.
She'd have wedding rituals to perform.
Sorry, teacher.
You had to endure the consequences of our personal issues.
We both are aware that there is nothing romantic between us.
But I no longer wish to offer explanations.
I don't want you to be dragged further in our mess.
Even if you have some feelings for me
Will you marry me?
No pressure.
I am a fool.
A big one.
You are wise.
What is to be done of this?
Can't you see how eager he is to get married?
Throw it.
If it's a yes, then go ahead and throw it
"What has happened? It seems like a disaster. "
"Water? seems poisonous. "
"What has happened? It seems like a disaster. "
"Water? seems poisonous. "
"Feels as if we've stepped on someone's grave. "
What has happened? It seems like a disaster. "
"Water seems poisonous. "
"Feels as if we've stepped on someone's grave. "
What has happened? It seems like a disaster. "
"Water seems poisonous. "
"Feels as if we've stepped on someone's grave. "
"What has happened?"
Get married and manage your business together.
Fulfil your dreams.
"Did you pluck a flower from someone's garden?"
"Did you break someone's heart before?"
"Did you offer water to the thirsty or not?"
"Did you send any hungry sage away?"
"Did you caged a bird?"
"Did you falsely swear by any saint?"
"Because of our love?"
"Did God become angry"
"It feels like there is enmity between us and God. "
"Water seems poisonous. "
"Feels as if we've stepped on someone's grave. "
"What has happened? It seems like a disaster. "
"Water seems poisonous. "
"Feels as if we've stepped on someone's grave. "
"What has happened?"
Our business has shut down.
If possible, please hire us.
There is no work for you guys.
Do you want to become partners, Uncle?
Yes.
"Either you Jaani or I"
"Either you Jaani or I have sinned. "
"It feels like a blow to our forehead"
"As if we've been cursed. "
"What has happened? It seems like a disaster. "
"Water seems poisonous. "
"Feels as if we've stepped on someone's grave. "
"What has happened? It seems like a disaster. "
"Water seems poisonous. "
"Feels as if we've stepped on someone's grave. "
"What has happened?"
Where is she?
This is not okay!
I told that girl to be on time, but she's still late
No worries. She must be coming.
She won't come.
She wouldn't have been able to witness.
She loves you.
Yes. Even I feel the same.
Sorry, teacher. I didn't thought of you as a backup.
You are the best one could hope for in an arranged marriage.
But I don't love you. However, that will surely happen for you.
Anyone would be crazy not to love you.
You take care of the one that you are in love with.
But she doesn't admit.
-Do you? -She is so suspicious.
Your victory lies in a girl's insecurity.
But that's only if you men understand Moreover...
She loves you so much that she fears losing you.
That is why she doubts.
It's too late now. Don't bring up these things.
Hadn't you thrown it away?
What kind of soul would that be, who does not appreciate someone else's love?
She left you because she had your best interests at heart.
She loves you so much that she would have slapped you and taken you away with her.
You learned from your mother the importance of earning money.
Didn't you also learn the importance of having a partner like your mother?
She has devoted her life to your father's memory.
You conveyed a profound message with love in a mere two minutes.
You are the best, teacher.
Leave before I summon Uncle Sultan as the marriage witness.
Hurry up now.
They don't make people like you on this Earth anymore.
People don't return a lost penny, yet you are returning someone's partner.
You are nice, which is why God saved you from me.
You deserve a better partner than me.
A troublemaker like me was born to bother that foolish girl.
Thank you, teacher
Okay, teacher, call me, if you need anything. Keep in touch.
Look, even the staircase is shedding tears.
The atmosphere is incredibly tense.
I am sure she would be bawling her eyes out.
God, I hope she is either devastated, crying inconsolably for me,
Or falls at my feet, professing her love for me.
I shouldn't have to go down on my knees.
Pervert !
Senior Constable, Senior Constable....
Pooja, where are you? I have come back.
Where is Pooja?
She has gone to Punjab to get married.
When did this happen?
When you decided to marry, she too called up home and accepted the proposal.
What will become of me, brother?
Couldn't you've told me earlier?
You are really an idiot.
Okay aunt, good bye. Take care.
There is no need to be dominated by uncle. Just keep him under control.
Wherever you go, I'll come with you.
Please buy two tickets.
-Brother. -What is it?
You have two girlfriends and I don't even have one.
Give me any one. I don't have any choice. What will you do with two?
Both will help me in tying the turban.
As they'd hold the two ends of it, I will run between them and set it right.
Sounds like a plan?
Sit quietly, or I'll thrash you. This has all been your fault.
When are you landing the plane, Miss Air hostess?
My father must have come to pick me up in our ride.
-My dear son. -Daddy.
Dear, if you've come with the girl then I'll beat the drums.
If you have brought the 35 lakhs then put it in this sack.
Come later to hand me my luggage and take your Lamborghini back.
Who's that man?
Police.
Then why is he stealing our vehicle?
He was a thief.
We've made a mistake in identifying him
Tell me, what have you brought?
Nothing.
Daddy, actually we made a mistake.
We didn't get the registry done so now he has seized control of it.
Oh Dear... why did I carry so many things for your welcome?
My shoes were enough for your welcome.
You've embarrassed me everywhere.
You should be ashamed.
Dad, what is there to feel ashamed and be embarrassed about?
Do I drink alcohol or roll in the dirt,
or hurl abuses, or tease girls, or steal and rob?
Do I spread hate on the internet?
Dad, if there's a problem in innocently making people laugh.
Then only God is the protector.
It's better that Shampy dies.
You've made me emotional. I am proud of you.
- Love you, daddy. - Love you, my son
-Love you. -Love you too.
-What's up? -Why is the car decorated with flowers?
The thing happened.
What thing?
The one thing that Bhana truly desired and for which we are celebrating.
When did it happen?
Yesterday. It happened just minutes after Pooja reached.
Wasn't She ashamed?
Why should she feel ashamed? It's a matter of pride.
Thank you so much.
-Congratulations, mam. -Thank you.
-Congratulations, sir. -Thank you.
Who is she?
She is Bhana's wife.
How assured is this man
He has both his women in the same place.
Greetings.
Where is the second one?
What second one?
The reason for this celebration today.
Which celebration?
He hasn't received the uniform for his promotion yet.
Has Bhana been promoted?
Sir got a promotion, yesterday.
Amazing! Stop this sad music.
All is well. You had scared me out of my wits.
What happened? -Nothing, all good. Give it to me.
Give me the samosa.
- Give me one too. - Give me coke along with it too.
How is the business going on? - Quite good
The police have tortured me a lot.
My fans are asking about my video being misused.
We made a mistake madam. Extremely sorry for it.
I don't want your apology?
I will hit you hard. Understood?
Returned after 12 years with a bandana.
O my Bhana, To hell with you, Bhana
-To hell with you, Bhana... -One minute, madam. One minute.
Where is the Senior Constable?
She is on leave.
-Leave? -Of course, as if you don't know.
Okay because of Bhana's wife?
Madam, what do you want?
Give me a job in the police force.
If you do not give me job, I am going to carry you off.
Understood.
Bhana is such a pervert.
There's a wedding at her place.
Whose house?
Madam, the Senior Constable.
-What? -Of course, as if you do not know.
Couldn't have you told me earlier?
You wasted so much of my time, idiot.
Good that Bor Singh's sons are getting married.
Who is this arriving halfway through the wedding in a flower-decorated car?
Flowers have been decorated well.
Father, he's here to create problems.
Move out of the way.
You cannot get married to him.
Why ex- brother-in-law, What's your connection with her?
Sorry.
You are so desperate to get married, aren't you?
Not her, we were the ones desperate to get married, ex brother-in-law.
- Are you both getting married? -Yes.
Congratulations, my brothers -in-law
You did not invite your brother-in-law. Why are you using the word ex?
I know very well how to transition from being
the ex-brother-in-law to the current brother-in-law.
Get my chair
It's not every day that your brothers-in-law get married.
Place my chair in the centre.
Let me fulfil the rituals of being a brother-in-law. Get my chair.
Cold fritters? Who eats fritters made from potato and cauliflower?
Get broccoli fritters for the son-in-law.
Else I'll take both of them with me. They both are at my beck and call.
Didn't you arrange for a singer or a band? How poor can one be!
You could have asked your brother-in-law to arrange for it.
You?
Who made them sir here?
Get off the stage.
Get off, you're embarrassing us.
How can your son-in-law embarrass you?
What are you talking about?
If in-laws are like roosters, then the son-in-law is like the crest.
If in-laws are like tractors, then the son-in-law is like the silencer.
If in-laws are like TVs, then the son-in-law is like the antenna.
It's a matter of respect, not a cause for embarrassment
The fritters haven't been served yet.
Son-in-law?
How can you be my son-in-law?
Go and ask Pooja. Where is your sister?
Sister is getting married in the adjoining canopy.
It's an exchange marriage.
Sister accepted their brother's proposal so that we could get married to them.
Are you guys mad or what?
Idiots, couldn't have you told me earlier? Wasted my time.
Move out of the way. - Hey, you where?
Look at the way he's dressed up as a magician.
Hello, brother. Why are you sitting here? Get off the stage
You get off.
Why should I get off? It's my wedding.
Why should I either? I had a thrilling month together abroad.
With who?
With the one you are marrying.
What?
"Let's have fun"
"Come on everyone"
-"Let's have fun" -"Come on everyone"
Who are you?
Daddy, he has already had the fun he wanted to.
Really? So you've had all the fun?
Of course. I had a great time.
I wouldn't marry her, daddy.
Very good, mate. We are so proud of you.
Huhh
Let's go. Someone stop the DJ
They've had all the fun before the wedding.
Move out of the way, sister.
Hello, the wedding has been called off there.
Then even we wouldn't marry them.
Very good ladies. We're so proud of you.
Girls, he is a liar
Girls, you wouldn't find men like my sons.
Wow! What a view?
I am so lonely.
I have nobody.
Where is our garden's melody flying away to?"
"She is leaving her father's hearth. "
Can you give me some strawberries too?
Look at you so eager to get married to someone else.
Weren't you ashamed to have someone else's name drawn in henna?
You yourself got married. Why do you care?
Why would I be here, had I been married?
Wouldn't I be on my honeymoon?
Wait.
Hold this.
Didn't Miss Green Grass threw this?
That is why I say the teacher is the best.
What did you say?
I mean she is the second best. You are the absolute best.
Idiot, couldn't you've said this earlier?
Stupid, aren't you always ready to fight?
Oh, you remembered our pet names so quickly
Fateh?
Mother, what are you doing here?
This girl brought back my earrings from the jeweller.
She said Fateh has sent.
I had come to bless her with a wedding present.
You care so much about me, Senior Constable.
You care so much about my feelings?
Even then you were going to get married to someone else?
If you can stand up for your family, then why can't I stand up for my brothers?
If I break off my wedding, their weddings will also be called off.
I have already done that. The guests have left.
Who will marry them now?
More than you, their brother-in-law is concerned for their marriage.
I will get them married.
What are you saying? I will set them up.
- Hey Make-up Artist, MUA - Yes
Listen to me.
-Do you know Chris Gayle? -Yes.
Okay.
Crawl under this.
Hello beautifuls.
Hi. Talk to Mumtaz.
-Look. -Hi.
Yes. -Let me introduce them to the other one.
Hello.
What tribe do you belong to?
They belong to the Jallalabad tribe.
They are so handsome.
Don't compliment them.
They are already very desperate and would bring the entire Punjab with them.
You'd look nice together.
Look how beautiful they look in their traditional Punjabi suits.
They are 6 feet 6 inches tall.
You can start your business of the 'Black Boxers' gang.
You can take them along. You wouldn't need a ladder.
Look at them act all coy.
Greet them.
Habibi.
Okay, it is confirmed then.
Okay beautifuls
Okay, bye.
Their marriage is fixed then.
Habibi? Do you want to go to Dubai instead?
Come on, let's go.
Get up, rascals.
-Get up. Come on. -You too come on.
I have got them engaged to Noor Jahan and Mumtaz
The beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.
They presumed them to be Chris Gayle's cousins.
I've set them up.
Shall we too get married?
First propose nicely.
What do you mean?
Get down on your knees.
She is asking me to go down on my knees.
If a girl attends to your mother's feelings.
Not only should you go down on your knees,
But you should treat her as a queen throughout.
Miss Senior Constable, Will you marry me?
You will not wear counterfeit clothing to portray yourself as wealthy.
I will not wear.
We must not become father's brother-in-law but mother's brothers.
You must never accept a bribe.
I will never take bribe.
Hey young man,
You've cheated us.
You told them that we backed out and also lied to us.
You guys didn't have fun.
Uncle, It took me a day and a half to create a romantic ambience.
Do not ruin it, please.
Yes, we didn't have all the fun however,
we are about to rub salt in your wounds. Look.
Hurry up.
It is the end for you, uncle
But for all of you, it hasn't ended.
I am saying it to you all.
It's a Beautiful night
Let's travel to England for our honeymoon.
No, I don't want to go to England
Why?
Why do you want to go to England?
It is a great country. I liked it.
Own it, It's because your sister Daisy lives there. Right?
Who is calling now?
Put the phone on speaker.
- On speaker? okay -Hello.
Hello teacher.
Yes, partner. How have you been?
- Partner? -Hello, business partner. How are you?
I have sent you a photo. Have a look.
What photo has she sent at this time?
Aunt was pregnant?
Your aunt has given birth to a son. When are you coming with sweetmeats?
Haha, look at you having fun with this.
Alright, we shall talk some other time. I am busy, right now.
Take care. I think I called you at the wrong time. Bye, Pooja.
She is very sly.
Your aunt's son is handsome.
Good, he does not resemble uncle.
There was definitely something that you did not let her tie the sacred thread to you.
There wasn't anything.
Tell me. I wouldn't say anything to you.
Now we are partners. Tell me, dear. tell me.
Sure?
-Sure? -Yes.
We men have this problem.
What?
I'm serious, ladies. You can ask the men sitting next to you.
We might not even know the girl
but whenever a beautiful girl gets married.
We tend to tear up.
Do not hit me on the 'Gillard'
What is 'Gillard'?
I will tell in the next part.
No, Senior Constable
This is our first night, not a prison.
"Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt I can't take my eyes off you"
"Oh dear Punjabi girl Oh dear, oh dear Punjabi girl"
"Oh, your nose pin gleams, I said, it's not easy to impress you"
"Oh, you're like a blooming rose. Oh yes, like a blooming rose. "
"Oh, my life melted like a snowflake, wandering every street behind you".
"You make me highly intoxicated Like a bottle of alcohol"
"Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt I can't take my eyes off you"
"Oh dear Punjabi girl" "Oh dear, oh dear Punjabi girl"
"Oh, your nose pin gleams, I said, it's not easy to impress you"
"Oh, you're like a blooming rose. Oh yes, like a blooming rose. "
"Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt"
"I will give ten-fold of what you ask for. " "Oh, I give you all you desire"
"I'll bring the glow to your face, Oh girl"
"Climbing the rooftop, I bring you the moon and stars. "
"What else can I offer you, oh girl?"
"I will give ten-fold of what you ask for. Oh, I give you all you desire"
"I'll bring the glow to your face, Oh girl"
"Climbing the rooftop, I bring you the moon and stars. "
"What else can I offer you, oh girl?"
"Tell me, for who do you dress up? Why do you distance yourself from me?"
"You resonate in my ears, Like the melody of Rabab"
"You're the Juliet"
"Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt I can't take my eyes off you"
"Oh dear Punjabi girl Oh dear, oh dear Punjabi girl"
"Oh, your nose pin gleams, I said, it's not easy to impress you"
"Oh, you're like a blooming rose. Oh yes, like a blooming rose. "
"Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt"
"Without you, my heart can't find peace. I stay awake all night for you. "
"Tell me, what's your connection with the guy you were laughing with last night?"
"Oh, my days, months, and years pass with you, always following in your footsteps. "
"We've been in love for so long"
"Today's generation wouldn't grasp it. "
"You are the river that flows through my life. "
"This night of love will never come again. " "Oh, you're the Juliet"
"Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt I can't take my eyes off you"
Oh dear Punjabi girl Oh dear, oh dear Punjabi girl
"Oh, your nose pin gleams, I said, it's not easy to impress you"
"Oh, you're like a blooming rose. Oh yes, like a blooming rose. "