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《美猴王》

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數千年以來

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如來佛看管宇宙

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而天庭長生不老族

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與地府諸王

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則管理凡間俗事

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妖怪混跡人間

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蛟龍統治大海

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一切平衡穩定

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我們敬神，循規蹈矩

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直到有一晚

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有一隻強大生物從魔法石中蹦出

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請掌聲歡迎

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小搗蛋

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好啦

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各位注意

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我們有要事討論

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朕玉皇大帝

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身為宇宙創造者、眾神之王

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要舉辦史上最棒最夢幻的宴會

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打破我們上禮拜二的紀錄

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聽起來很有趣吧？

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玉帝，臣明白了

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先來安排座位

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長生不老族坐主桌

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小神就坐後面的廚房邊…

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搞什麼鬼？

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有不受控的猴子從眼睛射出光束？

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陛下，他大概只是太興奮了

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這可不行，把他處理掉

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耐心點

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如來佛，你什麼時候來的？

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這隻猴子潛力無窮

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身負重要天命

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讓他尋找自己的路吧

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那好吧

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畢竟他也不可能鬧得多兇嘛，對吧？

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剛才說到哪？

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對了，甜點

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就用蛋塔為我做一尊6公尺神像吧

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有智慧的猴子絕不強求

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可以放開嗎？

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正如我剛才說的

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如果椰子注定是我們的

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就會讓我們輕鬆拿到

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今天沒希望了

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別跑到陽光下

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不…

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這個世界是講規範和秩序的

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看著

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想像我的手掌是宇宙

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和這宇宙的廣闊相比

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一隻小猴子
不過就是微不足道的小石子

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只有天庭的長生不老族
才能不受任何規範拘束

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小子，不要不自量力

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立刻給我回來

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別跑到陽光下

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回來

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快逃！妖怪來了！

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你的魯莽引來了破壞魔

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外來的，你不屬於這裡

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用椰子砸他

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幻想家人們，給我一點愛吧

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太慢囉

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小猴子，過來集合

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感受平安

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感受自己的渺小

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-呼吸…
-午睡時間結束了

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-又是你
-你們有危險，跟我來…

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這跟我本來想好的發展不一樣

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快點，牠要跑了

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蠢蛋！你以為你是英雄嗎？

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我能打敗牠啊

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然後救回寶寶？

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當然，如果有時間的話

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用什麼打？椰子？

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破壞魔根本不怕椰子

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他可以去找武器

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去哪找？

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我知道，去找海龍王要

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對喔，海龍王

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要去海底？

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你要是跑出去，一定會死掉

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你以為喔

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又傻又瘋

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武器馬上就來

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重點人物即將登台

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請熱烈歡迎

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最有型的爬蟲物

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水中霸王

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有著天籟之聲的…

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海龍王！

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忠誠的子民們

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這根定海神針
從盤古開天闢地就存在

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耐心等待著最強最猛

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當然也最有型的叛逆分子

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來解放它的無比潛力

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那個叛逆分子就是我

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我的華麗機器會釋放神針的力量

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掀起有史起來最大的風暴

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你會說話？

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你一直在等我？等多久了？

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五分鐘也沒多…

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五千年？

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我們海中生物

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被陸行動物瞧不起的日子就要結束了

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你在尋找最強生物？

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不會吧！我正在尋找終極武器耶

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這也太巧了吧？

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我們一定有辦法互相幫助

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如果你小一點，我說不定可以…

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就讓我們出征吧！

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不過要先唱首歌

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五、六、七、八

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節目有這部分嗎？

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這是怎麼回事？

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小心

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有人在偷定海神針！

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那是猴子嗎？

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你好厲害

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-大王，請恕我…
-閉嘴，我要打電話

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我要你給我一個公道

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是你啊，什麼事？我很忙

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有隻猴子偷了我的定海神針

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所以呢？

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所以呢？拿了神針就能搞破壞耶

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你是龍王，自己處理，我對你有信心

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可以通知老大嗎？向上申報？

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我想想喔，“親愛的如來佛

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記得您吩咐我們別碰的那隻石猴嗎？

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他拿了藤條，我們都怕怕

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拜託救救我們”

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休想要我這麼說

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好啊，那我就自己處理

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跟我作對的傢伙…

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所以那隻猴子才是最強最猛

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最有型的叛逆分子

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他還搶走你統治天下所需要的武器

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好厲害喔

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還有什麼話要說嗎？意見？建議？

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-我沒有
-沒了

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沒有？那就去幫我放洗澡水

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那個外來的回來了

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他沒死，還得到了武器

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不過是根藤條罷了

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我們應該辦得到吧？

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等一下？為什麼叫我等一下？

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待在這裡把風

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再堅持一下就好

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我已經盡快了

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你行你來啊！

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金箍棒，你去哪了？

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錯邊了啦

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等等，你在幹嘛？

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-臭猴子
-你讓牠更火大了

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金箍棒，別動了

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金箍棒，回來

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讚喔！帥呆了，我懂了

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跟小貓咪說再見囉

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啥？

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神貓不乖！

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美猴王…

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美猴王？很好

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我喜歡，非常中聽

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終極武器配終極英雄

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可笑！

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你只是顆小石子，記得嗎？

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他不愛你們

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他只是要你們愛他

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你永遠不會成為我們的一分子

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你是個自私又叛逆的蠢蛋

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最後只會落得孤零零的下場

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我不孤單，我還有金箍棒

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那個武器應該由長生不老族使用

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等一下，你的意思是
我應該成為長生不老族？

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-什麼？不是
-有意思

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神仙都為所欲為吧？我也一樣

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不講規範，又跟我一樣

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最強武器？絕對是指我們

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你說得對，我不屬於這裡

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我應該跟神仙為伍

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美猴王

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他們絕對不會接受你這種傢伙

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我打敗了一隻妖怪耶

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至少要打敗一百隻妖怪
才能勉強引起他們的注意

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也是，你說得有道理

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那當然

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一百隻妖怪，這就來囉

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帥氣英雄人見人愛令人崇拜

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美猴王

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手抓惡魔左右搖擺揮手掰掰

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美猴王

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強大戰土，英勇又活潑

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超帥氣而且又討喜

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他就是無敵美猴王

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只要誰被他逮到逃也逃不掉

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美猴王

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眾人愛戴為他傾倒凡間至寶

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美猴王

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手握各種優勢毫不費力隨意揮灑

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不獲勝他絕對不罷休

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無人能敵美猴王

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已打敗99隻妖怪，還剩一隻

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英雄駕到囉

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千載難逢的英雄見面會喔

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人都去哪了？

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有人需要英雄嗎？

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-走開
-會被牠聽到啦

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-別來攪和
-你會害死我們

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我叫美猴王

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人稱救世猴，又稱傳說惡魔殺手

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這根是金箍棒

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我們的神技包含棍法、拳法

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腿法、拳棍腿混和技

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隨意附贈金箍棒的雙龍出海

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還有最受歡迎的假動作接迴旋棍

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美猴王？

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沒聽過你的名號

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我也沒聽過妳的名號

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這個村子需要長生不老族

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而不是帶著花俏棍棒的猴子

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這幾間破屋也算村子？拜託喔

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他只會把情況弄得更糟

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-把他轟出去
-多謝你走這一趟

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你們可能不明白我有多強…

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他有真本領，是活生生的傳奇

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真的嗎？我是說，當然沒錯

230
00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:29,250
如果有妖怪作亂，找他準沒錯

231
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,583
丫頭，妳從哪冒出來的？

232
00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:34,166
我沒看過她

233
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,791
我可是村長夫人
村裡沒有我不認識的人

234
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:40,250
妳最好多認識我們
除非妳想變成惡魔水餃

235
00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:44,041
過來咬耳朵

236
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,958
妖怪可能會吃掉那隻猴子

237
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:48,250
然後就放過我們

238
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,500
無論如何，都是我們賺到

239
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,750
我喜歡，討論結束

240
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,375
這位勇士

241
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:58,208
我可憐的孩子被綁走了

242
00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:01,500
每到雨季，那隻噴火妖怪都會下…

243
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,750
噴火妖怪？那就湊齊一百隻妖怪了

244
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,958
交給我就沒問題，絕望的農夫們

245
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:08,041
他要去哪？

246
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:11,791
-來談談我的升天儀式吧
-升天儀式？

247
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,583
-什麼東西？
-我的慶功宴

248
00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:16,583
不然長生不老族怎麼知道要來找我？

249
00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:19,208
-我需要一支35人管弦樂團
-不行

250
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:21,208
-百人舞龍舞獅
-不跳舞

251
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:24,125
還要特大型煙火表演

252
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,916
煙火？太貴了

253
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000
可惜我們只是個貧困農村

254
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,166
對啊，窮到不行

255
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:34,333
真沒誠意，猴王，我們走

256
00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:35,333
阻止他們

257
00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:38,500
可以拜託你跟手下再考慮一下嗎？

258
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:42,125
手下？我又不認識這個人，妳是誰？

259
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,166
我是你的頭號粉絲

260
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:47,458
他打敗了白骨精、赤骨精

261
00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:49,500
以及各種顏色的骨精

262
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:52,833
我們可以為你歌功頌德
再讓你發表隆重致詞

263
00:18:52,916 --> 00:18:55,500
-還有呢？
-用你的名字為街道命名？

264
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:56,708
還有呢？

265
00:18:57,291 --> 00:19:00,958
一大枚純銅打造的閃亮獎牌

266
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,375
這一定會讓他們佩服

267
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:06,000
那我的得力手下有什麼好處？

268
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,541
-那個丫頭？
-不是！是我的神奇金箍棒

269
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:09,875
它有什麼好處

270
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,375
-它想要什麼？
-你想要什麼？

271
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:13,708
一把吉他

272
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:16,666
可是金箍棒又不能彈吉他

273
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,500
還要十堂免費吉他課

274
00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:23,791
一言為定？

275
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:24,708
說定了

276
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:26,541
成交

277
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,583
噴火妖怪就在外面

278
00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:32,500
拜託別讓牠傷害我天真的孩子

279
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,500
別擔心

280
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,291
我越快殺掉這隻噴火妖怪

281
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,750
我們就能越快幫我慶祝

282
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:41,916
拜託讓我走

283
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,125
安靜！不然我就把你吃掉

284
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,666
妖怪，終於被我找到了

285
00:19:58,166 --> 00:19:59,375
你在幹什麼？

286
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:01,875
加入長生不老族啊，廢話

287
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:02,916
什麼？

288
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,583
爹爹！妖怪好壞喔

289
00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:07,500
別怕別怕

290
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,041
等等，他才是人類？

291
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,125
你怎麼拖那麼久？

292
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,541
我們得先找個英雄啊

293
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:16,166
-你是世界第一爛的爹爹
-聽話，兒子，別打爹爹

294
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,500
我的點心呢？

295
00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:19,041
好痛

296
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:21,416
搞什麼？

297
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,791
這一下是免費奉送的

298
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:32,250
美猴王，你竟敢挑戰紅衣女孩

299
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,583
紅衣女孩是什麼？

300
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,291
我就是紅衣女孩

301
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:39,625
對我的強勁妖力臣服跪拜吧

302
00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:43,041
紅衣女孩，放過這些可憐醜人吧

303
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:46,500
可是小朋友在這個季節最美味耶

304
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,958
-好吃…
-爹爹！

305
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,500
超好吃

306
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:54,208
美猴王，你有什麼戰術？打算…

307
00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:57,166
丫頭，接下來就交給我吧

308
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,166
美猴王，扁她

309
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:07,333
你夠了喔

310
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:09,208
不准放肆

311
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:13,000
雖然妳有點瘦小
不過要當第一百隻妖怪勉強還能接受

312
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:20,708
壞猴子

313
00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:22,375
我懶得理妳

314
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:26,583
別放棄，妳表現得很好

315
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,833
住手

316
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:34,375
恭喜妳成為美猴王最後一個手下敗將

317
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,083
妳一定會出名

318
00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:37,333
好痛！

319
00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:41,625
金箍棒

320
00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:43,916
臭猴子再見囉

321
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,208
太好了

322
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:51,458
煩耶

323
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,333
那隻猴子會把整個村子都燒掉

324
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,291
大家過來幫忙

325
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:00,416
快來

326
00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:05,125
我的煙火店啊！

327
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,791
-過來幫忙
-水馬上來

328
00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:09,750
直接丟過來

329
00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:21,333
-廢物，吃火球啦
-以牙還牙

330
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,166
你真的以為可以打敗我？

331
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,916
我確定可以打敗妳

332
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:32,833
玉帝，這道牛肉料理

333
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:34,208
要包生菜或烤肉串？

334
00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:38,041
那就烤肉串吧

335
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,916
我來囉！

336
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:44,875
爹爹，我餓啦！

337
00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:45,875
好了，兒子…

338
00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:47,500
猴子飛過來了

339
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,000
別燒我家

340
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,125
好恐怖

341
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:57,958
金箍棒

342
00:22:58,041 --> 00:23:00,083
臭猴子，我燒死你

343
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,250
帥吧！

344
00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:05,666
搭配得真好

345
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,916
你那根棍子是哪弄來的？

346
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,666
超厲害的

347
00:23:10,916 --> 00:23:12,291
好主意，金箍棒

348
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,750
想要嗎？

349
00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:15,750
超想！給我…

350
00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:17,833
只要妳能拿超過十秒鐘

351
00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:18,916
就送給妳

352
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:22,250
一、二

353
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:23,625
-四
-四

354
00:23:23,708 --> 00:23:24,708
-七
-七

355
00:23:24,791 --> 00:23:25,958
-五
-別吵

356
00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:26,875
-四
-一

357
00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:27,791
-八
-二

358
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:29,125
-六
-三

359
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,833
妳鬆手了

360
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:36,625
讚啦

361
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,875
第一百隻妖怪也擺平了

362
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:43,708
美猴王主宰世界

363
00:23:43,791 --> 00:23:44,625
還有金箍棒

364
00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:45,791
太厲害了

365
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:48,083
你讓她傻傻中計耶

366
00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:50,000
我一定能向你學到很多東西

367
00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:51,125
妳怎麼還在？

368
00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:52,583
求求你

369
00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:53,750
我叫琳兒

370
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:56,958
我只是個小村落的村女

371
00:23:57,041 --> 00:23:59,208
夢想著有朝一日能有一番成就

372
00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:01,583
我希望獻上才能，成為你的手下

373
00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:03,208
以及武器搬運工

374
00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:06,291
我的專屬手下耶

375
00:24:07,208 --> 00:24:08,791
妳想得美

376
00:24:08,875 --> 00:24:11,750
我美猴王是獨行俠

377
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:17,083
準備好我的慶功感言了吧？

378
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:19,208
-其實我…
-那好

379
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,708
去拿個本子做筆記

380
00:24:21,791 --> 00:24:23,500
因為我們要…

381
00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:25,916
開派對啦！

382
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,333
臭潑猴

383
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:32,125
大爆炸！

384
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:38,666
“我們這些無知村民何其幸運…”

385
00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:43,916
“今晚將要親眼見證偉大的美猴王

386
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,333
加入長生不老族的升天儀式

387
00:24:47,875 --> 00:24:49,958
他拯救了我們的村莊”

388
00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:53,291
算是吧

389
00:24:53,791 --> 00:24:57,541
“他是最神勇，最棒…最棒…”

390
00:24:57,625 --> 00:24:58,458
沒寫錯嗎？

391
00:24:58,541 --> 00:24:59,375
確定沒錯

392
00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:04,375
“最棒讚絕倫無敵蓋世英雄

393
00:25:04,458 --> 00:25:06,291
天下無雙”

394
00:25:06,375 --> 00:25:07,916
“等大家鼓掌”

395
00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:11,333
美猴王好棒！

396
00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:14,791
“為各位帶來一首歌

397
00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:20,125
作詞作曲是一位匿名的帥氣藝術家”

398
00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:24,625
帥氣英雄人見人愛令人崇拜

399
00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:25,541
美猴王

400
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:28,958
手抓惡魔左右搖擺揮手掰掰

401
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:30,000
美猴王

402
00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:33,000
手握各種優勢毫不費力隨意揮灑

403
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:36,500
不獲勝他絕對不罷休

404
00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:38,666
無人能敵，美猴王

405
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:40,416
你有點走音了

406
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,375
美猴王萬歲

407
00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:52,041
看來這隻猴子並沒有照著我所想的
屈服於我們的火辣美人計

408
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:53,125
我們走吧

409
00:25:53,208 --> 00:25:55,916
您是否獲得充足的滋潤了？

410
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,250
您也知道夜間乾燥空氣有多可怕

411
00:25:58,333 --> 00:25:59,250
說得對

412
00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:01,958
前進

413
00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:06,625
這是你的獎牌

414
00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:07,791
好耶

415
00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:10,791
那麼，長生不老族在哪？

416
00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:12,000
說好的神仙呢？

417
00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:13,708
馬上就來了，讓開

418
00:26:16,791 --> 00:26:19,291
我打敗了整整一百隻妖怪

419
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,125
多驚人的成就

420
00:26:21,208 --> 00:26:24,583
長生不老族應該熱烈迎接我，來吧

421
00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:27,291
我說，現在就來吧

422
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:31,041
要來了嗎？喂？麥克風有開嗎？

423
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:33,833
他們到了

424
00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:35,125
農民們再見

425
00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:39,208
大家一起看著我升上天

426
00:26:39,291 --> 00:26:40,208
是你

427
00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:44,583
你才不是什麼英雄

428
00:26:44,666 --> 00:26:46,041
你是小偷

429
00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:48,791
你不是長生不老族

430
00:26:49,958 --> 00:26:53,416
那個是我的！

431
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:56,166
金箍棒，怎麼了？你認識這個老頭？

432
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,125
金箍棒？你從沒跟我說過話

433
00:26:58,208 --> 00:27:00,500
稍等一下，你到底是哪位？

434
00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:05,791
我是海底最偉大的…

435
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,916
-什麼？
-看看他的臉

436
00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:13,666
濕度好低，天氣好乾

437
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:15,916
不要看我，別看

438
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,125
我馬上回來

439
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,416
舒服多了

440
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:28,125
-海底最偉大的龍宮統治者
-什麼？搞笑喔

441
00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:32,125
你這隻猴子偷了我的金箍棒

442
00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:33,083
才沒有

443
00:27:33,166 --> 00:27:34,958
我是在海底找到它的好嗎？

444
00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:37,041
就在一個有點俗氣的地方

445
00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:38,125
俗氣？

446
00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:40,125
等我拿回金箍棒

447
00:27:40,208 --> 00:27:43,458
你跟這些呼吸空氣的傢伙

448
00:27:43,541 --> 00:27:45,791
將會受到我的…

449
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:47,375
又來了

450
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:48,541
天氣好乾

451
00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,083
別看我

452
00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:56,916
受到我的怒火焚燒！

453
00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:01,083
這個時候應該要雷電交加

454
00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:02,500
終於來了

455
00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:07,833
巴保，要怎麼知道
何時會到金箍棒下方？

456
00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:09,833
簡單，金箍棒會在我們頭上

457
00:28:09,916 --> 00:28:12,333
那該怎麼確定我們找對棍子？

458
00:28:12,416 --> 00:28:13,708
只有一根棍子啊

459
00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:17,083
但萬一不小心找錯怎麼辦？

460
00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:19,083
看看你這身盔甲

461
00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:21,708
誰會拿黃銅搭黃金？

462
00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:25,041
老兄，我懂，你喜歡我的金箍棒

463
00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:26,500
大家都喜歡金箍棒

464
00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:29,833
不過絕對沒有人比我更珍惜金箍棒

465
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,833
閉嘴，金箍棒，大人在說話

466
00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:36,250
現在你卻想要搞砸我的專屬儀式

467
00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:39,916
重點是，金箍棒哪裡都不會去

468
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,500
金箍棒，你說是吧？

469
00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:42,541
兄弟？

470
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:45,666
他們是你的…

471
00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:48,833
金箍棒，撐著點，我馬上到

472
00:28:48,916 --> 00:28:50,291
糟了

473
00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:00,666
金箍棒，撐住啊

474
00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:09,041
什麼？

475
00:29:16,666 --> 00:29:19,791
巴保，我快吐了

476
00:29:19,875 --> 00:29:21,125
金箍棒，左邊

477
00:29:23,166 --> 00:29:24,208
換右邊

478
00:29:26,375 --> 00:29:27,583
哈哈，沒打中

479
00:29:32,166 --> 00:29:35,708
親愛的金箍棒，海龍王來囉

480
00:29:35,791 --> 00:29:37,833
-它是我的！
-快進來一起泡

481
00:29:37,916 --> 00:29:39,666
它只會聽我的，脫皮王

482
00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:42,083
我看它又沒戴戒指

483
00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:47,458
好癢，又脫皮了

484
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,791
我就知道，是雪崩

485
00:29:58,708 --> 00:30:00,166
很好玩吧？

486
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:02,333
兩位再見

487
00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:05,291
-巴保！
-該死的地心引力

488
00:30:06,291 --> 00:30:08,833
美猴王主宰世界

489
00:30:10,416 --> 00:30:11,958
金箍棒！

490
00:30:12,041 --> 00:30:13,208
快抓住我

491
00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:17,708
我的龍宮才不俗氣

492
00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:24,666
抓到了！

493
00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:27,916
海龍王？

494
00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:32,791
不用害怕，丫頭，壞人已經跑了

495
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:37,333
看來妳也不是那麼沒用

496
00:30:37,416 --> 00:30:38,750
那我錄取了嗎？

497
00:30:39,833 --> 00:30:40,750
沒有

498
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:42,750
拜託啦！

499
00:30:45,166 --> 00:30:46,250
都過20分鐘了

500
00:30:46,333 --> 00:30:48,625
還是沒收到玉皇大帝的請帖

501
00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:49,708
到底缺了什麼？

502
00:30:50,208 --> 00:30:51,708
長生不老術？

503
00:30:51,791 --> 00:30:54,125
原來如此，果真名副其實

504
00:30:54,208 --> 00:30:57,541
想當長生不老族，我需要長生不老術

505
00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:59,000
我說不定能幫上忙

506
00:31:00,875 --> 00:31:02,958
好吧，小朋友，看到這個了嗎？

507
00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:05,541
你的手掌？

508
00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:06,458
不是啦

509
00:31:06,541 --> 00:31:08,375
雖然是沒錯，但不是重點

510
00:31:08,458 --> 00:31:09,583
這是我

511
00:31:09,666 --> 00:31:10,666
所以呢？

512
00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:13,833
而這個小不拉機的東西就是妳

513
00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:14,916
懂了嗎？

514
00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:17,125
我是宇宙之王

515
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:20,083
而妳只是個微不足道的小石子

516
00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:23,625
其實就算是小石子也能激起大漣漪

517
00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:27,041
這正是小石子才會說的話

518
00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:30,666
金箍棒，長生不老術要去哪找？

519
00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:32,333
真的假的？

520
00:31:33,416 --> 00:31:34,875
但是要怎麼過去？

521
00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:38,041
要經過墓園？好可怕

522
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:42,000
墓…

523
00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:44,291
-墓園
-你不識字

524
00:31:44,375 --> 00:31:45,583
怎麼可能不會！

525
00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:48,125
那是草，那是天，那是石頭

526
00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:49,125
看吧，我識字

527
00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:50,958
墓園在那邊

528
00:31:51,041 --> 00:31:52,291
我當然知道

529
00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:55,500
不…我們才不需要她

530
00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:57,125
它要我一起走，對吧？

531
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,333
丫頭，回家吧

532
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,625
我不能回家，我的家鄉有麻煩

533
00:32:00,708 --> 00:32:04,500
讓我不得不做某些可能不該做的事

534
00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:06,000
-妳殺了人嗎？
-沒有

535
00:32:06,875 --> 00:32:09,750
我只是想做出一番成就，就像你一樣

536
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:18,041
我知道，不是，我…是沒錯，可是…

537
00:32:18,125 --> 00:32:20,625
是能有多少機會需要識字？

538
00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:23,125
好啦，我答應了啦

539
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:25,500
我說手下

540
00:32:26,291 --> 00:32:27,291
妳來不來？

541
00:32:27,958 --> 00:32:29,333
接下來要去哪？

542
00:32:30,208 --> 00:32:31,583
妳到時候就知道了

543
00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:46,000
這裡面？我們？怎麼可能？

544
00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:49,125
這個根本是個全區通行證

545
00:32:49,208 --> 00:32:52,166
各國各界，就算陰曹地府也能去

546
00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:53,916
可是你還沒死啊

547
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,333
如果一切順利，我永遠都不會死

548
00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:59,416
好，如果想融入，就得喬裝一下

549
00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:02,208
搞什麼鬼？

550
00:33:02,291 --> 00:33:03,333
不是鬼

551
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,083
是地府

552
00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:13,416
快點跟上

553
00:33:17,541 --> 00:33:19,375
這裡是我們該來的地方嗎？

554
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:21,750
當然不應該！很棒吧？

555
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:26,458
我們的死期就記載在生死簿裡

556
00:33:26,541 --> 00:33:29,208
但如果我的名字無意中被刪除了

557
00:33:29,291 --> 00:33:32,250
那就沒死亡日期
猜猜看誰會長生不老？

558
00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:33,666
我

559
00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:38,958
還有，死在地府就會留在地府

560
00:33:39,041 --> 00:33:40,541
所以千萬別死

561
00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:43,666
這次絕對沒有好下場

562
00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:45,625
下一位

563
00:33:49,458 --> 00:33:50,750
裝成鬼的樣子

564
00:33:53,750 --> 00:33:57,541
裝得超像，我都起雞皮疙瘩了

565
00:33:57,625 --> 00:33:59,416
猴王來了，借過

566
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:00,791
讓路

567
00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:02,916
下一位！同意書呢？

568
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:07,000
竟敢帶活雞來到地府？

569
00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:09,416
這裡禁止活物進入！

570
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:11,666
我們真的該走了

571
00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:13,916
睜大眼學著點，小石子

572
00:34:14,833 --> 00:34:16,000
真是的

573
00:34:16,083 --> 00:34:17,583
這還差不多

574
00:34:17,666 --> 00:34:20,708
判你去無限痛苦深淵，右手邊上四樓

575
00:34:20,791 --> 00:34:21,625
下一位！

576
00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:26,291
早安，我想瞄一眼生死簿

577
00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:28,083
先把同意書遞上來

578
00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:30,041
我好像放在別件盔甲裡了

579
00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:32,250
駁回！

580
00:34:34,416 --> 00:34:36,500
-同意書
-那就回人間囉

581
00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:38,333
先別急著走

582
00:34:38,416 --> 00:34:40,708
身為我的手下，妳的首要任務

583
00:34:41,416 --> 00:34:44,333
-就是當…代罪羔羊
-猴王，你要幹嘛？

584
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,000
-她是活人？地府裡有活人
-什麼？

585
00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:47,916
妳是活人

586
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,250
太可怕了

587
00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:51,750
竟然還插大家的隊？

588
00:34:51,833 --> 00:34:54,666
-什麼？
-這裡禁止活物進入！

589
00:34:55,791 --> 00:34:57,333
臭猴子！

590
00:34:57,416 --> 00:34:59,333
我不是…

591
00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:02,041
我是百分之百的死人，活跳跳的屍體

592
00:35:02,541 --> 00:35:04,791
妳是怎麼死的？

593
00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:05,833
老死！不是

594
00:35:05,916 --> 00:35:07,875
其實是壞血病，地震？

595
00:35:07,958 --> 00:35:09,500
兩者皆是，雙重死因

596
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:10,666
事情是這樣

597
00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:15,500
我摔下懸崖，掉進洞裡，裡面有鯊魚

598
00:35:15,583 --> 00:35:16,625
超兇猛的鯊魚

599
00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:18,625
然後房子垮下來壓到我身上

600
00:35:18,708 --> 00:35:21,000
我就淹死了

601
00:35:22,708 --> 00:35:24,250
好吧，過關

602
00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:26,208
判妳去莫名其妙死亡室

603
00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,375
走到底上五樓

604
00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:30,708
下一位！

605
00:35:39,291 --> 00:35:41,750
好帥喔

606
00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:46,375
臭猴子，你把我一個人丟在地府裡

607
00:35:46,458 --> 00:35:48,541
怎麼可以丟下隊友？

608
00:35:48,625 --> 00:35:49,750
什麼隊友？

609
00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:53,000
妳是手下，微不足道的小石子

610
00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:54,041
不准那樣叫我

611
00:35:54,125 --> 00:35:55,625
那有什麼問題？

612
00:35:55,708 --> 00:35:59,375
妳越快找到我的生死簿
就能越早劃掉我的名字，走吧

613
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:03,708
應該不用花太多時間

614
00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:05,833
不會吧

615
00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:08,375
開始看吧

616
00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:13,666
你姓什麼？

617
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:16,125
我沒有姓，我是從石頭蹦出來的

618
00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:17,750
石頭？

619
00:36:17,833 --> 00:36:20,041
應該說是石頭蛋吧

620
00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:22,125
生死簿會列出家族史

621
00:36:22,708 --> 00:36:24,458
我總該有父母吧？

622
00:36:24,541 --> 00:36:26,166
應該吧

623
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,666
每個人都有

624
00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:31,416
在找你們的生死簿嗎？

625
00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:34,416
我的生死簿？怎麼會在他那？

626
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:39,583
外來的，你們不屬於這裡

627
00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:43,708
該來打倒第101隻妖怪囉

628
00:36:43,791 --> 00:36:46,041
神力筆！厄運印！

629
00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:49,791
芝麻開門

630
00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:52,708
別讓他逃了

631
00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:55,291
阻止那隻猴子

632
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:58,375
還要一路打到第115隻

633
00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:01,375
分身術啊

634
00:37:01,458 --> 00:37:04,208
我也行？真的假的？酷

635
00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:11,083
美猴王主宰世界！

636
00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:15,708
放馬過來

637
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:21,541
別拉鬍子

638
00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:24,083
下一位！

639
00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:28,875
少林足球！

640
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:34,250
等等！暫停，不干我的事

641
00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:35,958
沒人可以在場邊看熱鬧

642
00:37:38,625 --> 00:37:40,500
-揍她
-丫頭，蹲下

643
00:37:42,083 --> 00:37:43,000
搶到了

644
00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:49,458
猴王，我搶到了，這一卷是我的

645
00:37:52,083 --> 00:37:53,166
誰管妳的啊

646
00:37:54,291 --> 00:37:56,833
上面對我的家人有什麼記載？

647
00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:58,541
上面寫

648
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:00,791
你沒有家人

649
00:38:02,708 --> 00:38:03,958
只有我一個人？

650
00:38:04,041 --> 00:38:05,416
很遺憾，猴王

651
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:06,333
也就是說…

652
00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:09,583
我是前無古人

653
00:38:09,666 --> 00:38:10,750
後無來者

654
00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:11,791
生死簿給我

655
00:38:11,875 --> 00:38:13,041
從下往上數第三行

656
00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:14,833
給我離生死簿遠一點

657
00:38:14,916 --> 00:38:18,083
妳這個滿身跳蚤的低賤凡人

658
00:38:18,166 --> 00:38:19,000
關門

659
00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:19,916
快跑

660
00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:27,166
到手

661
00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:30,583
讚啦

662
00:38:30,666 --> 00:38:32,125
美猴王

663
00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:33,375
可惡，還有她

664
00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:36,916
好痛

665
00:38:42,541 --> 00:38:43,375
我現在

666
00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:45,125
長生不老了！

667
00:38:49,666 --> 00:38:51,250
就連地府都撐不住了

668
00:38:57,125 --> 00:38:58,333
山閻王，吃了沒？

669
00:38:58,416 --> 00:39:00,333
還是該問你，死了沒？

670
00:39:01,083 --> 00:39:02,083
我懇求您

671
00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:04,750
有隻壞猴子入侵地府，還…

672
00:39:05,666 --> 00:39:08,333
是玉皇大帝吧？我有好消息

673
00:39:08,416 --> 00:39:09,708
集合長生不老族

674
00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:12,166
我這就過去，準備當鄰居吧

675
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:15,125
原來你就是那個美猴王

676
00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:16,500
我要在你的宴會狂歡

677
00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:17,750
-喝個爛醉
-同意書

678
00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:20,250
-我們可以交換英勇事蹟
-省省吧

679
00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:22,083
你不是我們的一分子

680
00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:23,416
我現在已經是了

681
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:25,583
我把生死簿上的名字劃掉了

682
00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:28,083
這只會讓你有半套長生不老術

683
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:30,208
-半套？
-你不會老死

684
00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:31,541
很好啊

685
00:39:31,625 --> 00:39:33,708
但你依然有可能戰死

686
00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:38,750
別看我，這是你自己的計畫

687
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,458
這我還是第一次聽到

688
00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:44,541
那要怎麼做才能有全套長生不老術？

689
00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:45,916
得不到，不可能

690
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,250
其實還有那本永生秘籍啊，玉帝

691
00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:50,500
立刻閉上你的鳥嘴

692
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:52,083
對不起

693
00:39:52,875 --> 00:39:54,208
金箍棒，去開門

694
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,666
手下，拿秘籍

695
00:39:56,750 --> 00:39:58,750
猴王，保持帥氣

696
00:40:05,666 --> 00:40:09,458
給我不計代價阻止他帶秘籍逃走

697
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:10,416
該走囉

698
00:40:22,166 --> 00:40:23,000
借過

699
00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:25,958
攔住他

700
00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:39,750
不…

701
00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:42,000
臭猴子！

702
00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:46,500
還真好玩

703
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:47,916
有拿秘籍嗎？

704
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:50,833
妳沒把秘籍搞丟吧？

705
00:40:51,958 --> 00:40:53,291
妳也就一項任務而已

706
00:40:53,375 --> 00:40:55,541
就一項，妳還能還搞砸

707
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:00,250
跟妳鬧著玩的啦

708
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,458
你都這樣對待朋友的嗎？

709
00:41:02,541 --> 00:41:03,375
朋友？

710
00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:08,166
妳只能算是我的超級關鍵任務隊友

711
00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:10,208
好吧，至少比小石子好

712
00:41:10,291 --> 00:41:12,250
好了，下一步，看到沒？

713
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:15,708
這本秘籍能教我們
如何幫我取得全套長生不老術

714
00:41:16,416 --> 00:41:17,333
上面怎麼說？

715
00:41:17,416 --> 00:41:19,125
上面寫說

716
00:41:19,916 --> 00:41:26,500
“食用永生魔果園的神奇蟠桃
就能獲取全套的長生不老術”

717
00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:27,416
在哪裡？

718
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,708
看完可能得花點時間

719
00:41:30,791 --> 00:41:33,208
那我給妳五分鐘的時間

720
00:41:48,833 --> 00:41:50,333
這隻猴子真的瘋了！

721
00:41:50,416 --> 00:41:51,625
是喔？

722
00:41:51,708 --> 00:41:53,666
他到處打架、侮辱神仙

723
00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:55,458
還從地府偷了秘籍

724
00:41:55,541 --> 00:41:57,375
我們還去了地府耶！

725
00:41:57,458 --> 00:42:01,708
妳的態度先修正一下
大概冷靜個四度，好嗎？

726
00:42:01,791 --> 00:42:03,708
我無法再繼續了，我做不來

727
00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:07,166
小朋友，這是我們說好的

728
00:42:07,250 --> 00:42:08,875
現在才想抽身就太遲了

729
00:42:08,958 --> 00:42:11,375
還是妳已經忘了？

730
00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,458
我沒忘

731
00:42:17,125 --> 00:42:19,125
懇求尊貴的龍神

732
00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:20,625
終結我們的苦難

733
00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:22,500
農作物都乾枯了

734
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,250
可以懇求您賜我們一場大雨嗎？

735
00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:29,791
我們到處都找翻了

736
00:42:29,875 --> 00:42:31,166
什麼？

737
00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:33,125
為什麼懸賞海報都沒用？

738
00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:35,708
我們已經到處張貼了，陛下

739
00:42:35,791 --> 00:42:36,875
這裡就有一張

740
00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:39,666
這是什麼？

741
00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:43,083
我要你畫的是那隻猴子，蠢蛋

742
00:42:43,166 --> 00:42:46,708
陛下，可是猴子比棍子難畫太多了

743
00:42:46,791 --> 00:42:49,333
-停…
-搞什麼？

744
00:42:50,041 --> 00:42:52,833
尊貴的氣候天神，謝謝您回應乞求

745
00:42:52,916 --> 00:42:55,916
好大的膽子，區區凡人竟敢對神開口

746
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,666
-不准直視
-很抱歉

747
00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:59,791
我們這地方沒有食物，也沒有水

748
00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:01,875
拜託賜我們雨水吧

749
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:06,166
哎喲，瞧瞧妳這個放肆的小傢伙

750
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,333
等一下！拜託！

751
00:43:07,416 --> 00:43:11,208
要我做什麼都行
您一定需要什麼，像是手下或是跟班

752
00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:12,791
凡人跟班？

753
00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:15,791
他已經有兩位優秀又忠心的顧問了

754
00:43:15,875 --> 00:43:17,000
我們替他背浴缸

755
00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:22,375
不用了，不過那隻猴子或許需要

756
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:23,583
猴子？

757
00:43:23,666 --> 00:43:27,333
妳願意為我撒謊嗎？做盡骯髒事？

758
00:43:27,416 --> 00:43:30,250
妳得操弄人心，邪惡又狡猾

759
00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:33,458
小可愛，妳自認有這種能耐嗎？

760
00:43:33,541 --> 00:43:36,166
一旦跟我做了交易

761
00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:38,750
就得乖乖聽話，不然的話…

762
00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:42,166
陛下的嘴唇又乾裂了

763
00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:43,333
笨保，他要吃她

764
00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:46,125
對喔，那也是

765
00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:47,750
好，我接受

766
00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:53,625
去成為某隻猴子的朋友
贏得他的信任，然後偷走他的棍子

767
00:43:53,708 --> 00:43:55,708
等金箍棒回到我手中

768
00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:58,708
我就會給妳雨水

769
00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:01,458
他跟金箍棒寸步不離

770
00:44:01,541 --> 00:44:03,250
我越快拿到金箍棒

771
00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:05,791
就越快天降甘霖

772
00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:08,083
他要我看這本偷來的秘籍

773
00:44:08,166 --> 00:44:10,875
找什麼永生魔果園

774
00:44:10,958 --> 00:44:14,041
他還在想辦法加入長生不老族？

775
00:44:14,666 --> 00:44:16,416
真是個大傻瓜

776
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:17,791
我該怎麼做？

777
00:44:18,666 --> 00:44:22,041
他想要仙桃啊？

778
00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:27,458
那我就安排一場戲，送他一顆吧

779
00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:32,541
妳只要負責引他過去就行

780
00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:42,083
妳確定去蟠桃園是走這條路沒錯嗎？

781
00:44:42,166 --> 00:44:43,250
我確定

782
00:44:44,666 --> 00:44:46,791
一定這麼快嗎？

783
00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:48,333
這樣就叫快？

784
00:44:49,166 --> 00:44:50,125
拜託

785
00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:52,291
-讓妳看看什麼才叫快
-不要…

786
00:44:55,791 --> 00:44:59,208
我的手下都要學著活在當下

787
00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:00,125
隨便啦

788
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:04,833
妳得更專注，還得更留意

789
00:45:12,291 --> 00:45:15,500
我得確定妳隨時都會在背後挺我

790
00:45:15,583 --> 00:45:17,083
猴王！

791
00:45:18,291 --> 00:45:20,583
他等等就回來了

792
00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:23,166
還有我的鞋子得擦得發亮

793
00:45:23,750 --> 00:45:24,916
他不會回來了

794
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,791
而我最注重的就是細心程度

795
00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:38,083
現在要往哪走？山上？沙漠？

796
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,375
煩耶

797
00:45:43,750 --> 00:45:45,291
樹林

798
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:48,708
好多棵樹

799
00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:52,541
早知道靜靜死在村莊裡就好了

800
00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:54,041
但我偏要自討苦吃

801
00:45:56,166 --> 00:45:59,291
莫名其妙死亡室，我來了

802
00:45:59,375 --> 00:46:02,416
帥氣英雄人見人愛令人崇拜

803
00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:03,791
美猴王

804
00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:05,125
還真洗腦啊

805
00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:07,583
救命啊！

806
00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:15,708
她人呢？

807
00:46:16,750 --> 00:46:17,708
在這啊

808
00:46:17,791 --> 00:46:20,375
妳有聽到我說的評鑑標準嗎？

809
00:46:21,125 --> 00:46:22,625
你這個瘋子！

810
00:46:24,208 --> 00:46:26,333
是瘋帥的瘋子

811
00:46:26,416 --> 00:46:28,958
要批評人至少也要中肯一點吧

812
00:46:30,083 --> 00:46:32,000
各位動起來

813
00:46:32,083 --> 00:46:33,625
表演時間快到了

814
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,500
巴保，嗡嗡聲呢？

815
00:46:36,291 --> 00:46:37,125
一定要嗎？

816
00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:38,416
加油，認真點

817
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:40,958
看看我的小刺刺

818
00:46:41,041 --> 00:46:43,250
我超可愛

819
00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:44,375
笨保，收斂一點

820
00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:46,291
他絕對不會信這一套

821
00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:48,541
這樣真的像真正的蟠桃園嗎？

822
00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:50,958
只要你相信，觀眾就會跟著相信

823
00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:53,333
這裡有新劇本，不要搶台詞

824
00:46:53,416 --> 00:46:54,708
掌控好場景

825
00:46:54,791 --> 00:46:57,791
我只夠時間對一棵樹下毒

826
00:46:57,875 --> 00:47:01,125
不用多久就能毒暈那隻猴子

827
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:06,041
切記，白亮亮的樹才有他該吃的蟠桃

828
00:47:06,125 --> 00:47:09,375
如果黑漆漆，就選錯果實了，懂嗎？

829
00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:12,333
好，白亮亮的樹才有…

830
00:47:12,916 --> 00:47:13,833
他該吃的蟠桃

831
00:47:13,916 --> 00:47:16,500
對，所以絕對不是那棵樹

832
00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:19,625
不對，就是那棵樹

833
00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:22,500
可是這棵樹不是白色的，比較偏棕色

834
00:47:22,583 --> 00:47:24,291
不是，跟顏色無關

835
00:47:24,791 --> 00:47:26,291
是我會打燈，看到沒？

836
00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:29,791
還沒搞懂？

837
00:47:30,583 --> 00:47:32,083
所以…

838
00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,333
是一棵發亮的樹？

839
00:47:34,416 --> 00:47:36,500
終於懂了

840
00:47:38,208 --> 00:47:41,750
等猴子暈過去，我就能拿走金箍棒…

841
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:43,083
他們到了

842
00:47:43,166 --> 00:47:44,458
大家就定位

843
00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:47,625
玩得開心點喔

844
00:47:48,208 --> 00:47:49,666
唉呦

845
00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:52,125
這棵？不是，那棵？

846
00:47:55,166 --> 00:47:58,958
這片蟠桃園也太破爛了？妳確定這…

847
00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:03,166
確定，只要咬一口蟠桃
你就可以得到全套長生不老術

848
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,500
這是座充滿能量奇妙魔幻果園

849
00:48:12,583 --> 00:48:14,833
一個無人不曉的永生園

850
00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:18,333
我們不只是守門員，也是授粉員

851
00:48:18,416 --> 00:48:21,041
會不計代價守護這座魔幻果園

852
00:48:21,125 --> 00:48:22,583
不知道為什麼

853
00:48:23,208 --> 00:48:24,291
我喜歡他們兩個

854
00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:26,416
對啊，超喜歡

855
00:48:27,291 --> 00:48:28,875
帥氣濃眉爆表

856
00:48:28,958 --> 00:48:30,625
我們勇於擔保

857
00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:32,791
負責保衛長生不老蟠桃

858
00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:34,291
我們保證零危害

859
00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:35,541
只要咬一口毒蟠桃

860
00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:39,250
抱歉口誤，是樹上香甜多汁的蟠桃

861
00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:42,083
盡情享用

862
00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:43,208
讓開

863
00:48:48,958 --> 00:48:52,041
沒有什麼特別的感覺耶

864
00:48:52,125 --> 00:48:53,750
喂，我長生不老了嗎？

865
00:48:54,666 --> 00:48:56,875
-這個嘛…
-也可能應該是這棵樹

866
00:48:56,958 --> 00:48:59,541
可笑，白亮亮的那棵最香甜多汁…

867
00:48:59,625 --> 00:49:00,666
給我照劇本演！

868
00:49:00,750 --> 00:49:02,833
可能是黑漆漆的這一棵

869
00:49:02,916 --> 00:49:04,333
才是最美味的

870
00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:06,083
等等，讓我先試試

871
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,666
不對，絕對沒有那一棵…

872
00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:13,708
黑漆漆的樹…

873
00:49:14,791 --> 00:49:16,416
這棵樹有什麼問題？

874
00:49:17,166 --> 00:49:20,666
…有最香甜的樹皮

875
00:49:23,083 --> 00:49:24,666
感覺有點可疑

876
00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:27,125
不會…這棵樹絕對沒錯

877
00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:28,416
-快吃吧
-你先吃

878
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,666
-你先吃
-別脫稿演出

879
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:32,291
-你先吃
-你吃吧

880
00:49:32,375 --> 00:49:33,666
你吃

881
00:49:33,750 --> 00:49:34,958
-不要
-吃吧，好吃

882
00:49:35,041 --> 00:49:37,375
還是你們一起吃吧？

883
00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:40,083
好啊，長生不老，我來囉

884
00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:44,666
什麼感覺都沒有

885
00:49:44,750 --> 00:49:45,875
什麼？

886
00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:48,708
等等，好像有點感覺了

887
00:49:52,041 --> 00:49:54,416
好爽喔

888
00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:56,458
我也是

889
00:49:56,541 --> 00:49:58,541
你還是先坐下吧

890
00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:02,666
少煩了，小姐，妳少管…

891
00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:04,625
閒事？

892
00:50:04,708 --> 00:50:05,875
不是！

893
00:50:05,958 --> 00:50:07,416
鹹濕！

894
00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:11,500
快點清場！

895
00:50:11,583 --> 00:50:13,875
金箍棒我拿走了，萬分感謝

896
00:50:13,958 --> 00:50:15,500
我認得你

897
00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:20,791
你的皮膚全都康復了，你好帥

898
00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:23,625
你一定是海塘王朝的人

899
00:50:24,125 --> 00:50:26,000
你一定要吃吃看這些蟠桃

900
00:50:27,541 --> 00:50:28,416
你這個笨蛋

901
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:31,000
難道你沒有發現這裡面…

902
00:50:31,708 --> 00:50:34,791
好好吃，入口生津

903
00:50:35,625 --> 00:50:38,166
有沒有人想跟我共浴？

904
00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:39,333
我想！

905
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:43,416
我們一起與龍共浴

906
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:45,625
大家一起瘋起來！

907
00:50:53,541 --> 00:50:54,666
天啊

908
00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:56,958
我超愛這群兄弟

909
00:50:57,916 --> 00:50:59,583
他們都是好人

910
00:50:59,666 --> 00:51:03,333
不過你們兩個才是我最好的朋友

911
00:51:03,416 --> 00:51:06,041
不對…我們不是朋友

912
00:51:06,875 --> 00:51:08,375
我們三個

913
00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:10,625
我們是一家人

914
00:51:14,791 --> 00:51:17,666
這是什麼狀況？

915
00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:21,166
海…海龍王

916
00:51:27,208 --> 00:51:28,166
猴王

917
00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:32,250
你醒著嗎？

918
00:51:43,833 --> 00:51:44,916
等等

919
00:51:45,666 --> 00:51:48,458
蟠桃生效了嗎？我成仙了嗎？

920
00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:50,250
-敲我的頭
-什麼？

921
00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:52,041
拿金箍棒打我的臉

922
00:51:52,125 --> 00:51:54,208
沒事的，來吧，用力打

923
00:51:54,291 --> 00:51:55,791
我絕對一點都不覺得痛

924
00:51:57,583 --> 00:52:00,125
算了，我自己來，膽小鬼

925
00:52:02,458 --> 00:52:03,291
好痛

926
00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:05,958
那些蟠桃效果不佳

927
00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:07,625
-可能是過季了
-什麼？

928
00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:09,875
金箍棒，我們的任務失敗了

929
00:52:11,125 --> 00:52:12,625
你還有半套長生不老啊

930
00:52:12,708 --> 00:52:14,333
我不喜歡半途而廢

931
00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:15,875
我早就發現了

932
00:52:17,791 --> 00:52:19,458
曾經有隻怪老猴子跟我說

933
00:52:19,541 --> 00:52:21,208
我有一大堆事情都做不到

934
00:52:21,291 --> 00:52:22,666
說我最後會孤單一人

935
00:52:25,541 --> 00:52:28,208
對啊，“妳絕對不可能會有出息”

936
00:52:28,791 --> 00:52:30,625
我在老家聽過太多次了

937
00:52:35,250 --> 00:52:36,541
真希望我能感同身受

938
00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:39,000
總之，謝謝妳幫忙

939
00:52:39,083 --> 00:52:41,208
-雖然主要還是靠我
-你要走了？

940
00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:44,041
-很高興認識妳，丫頭
-不要

941
00:52:44,833 --> 00:52:46,875
別走，你說過我們是一家人

942
00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:48,083
-沒有
-明明就有

943
00:52:48,166 --> 00:52:49,291
不像我會說的話

944
00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:52,041
-你真的有說
-那是蟠桃害的

945
00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:54,041
可是你答應過我們會成就大事

946
00:52:54,125 --> 00:52:55,291
怎麼能現在放棄？

947
00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:57,750
我們？哪來的我們？

948
00:52:57,833 --> 00:52:59,833
我還是會成為長生不老族

949
00:52:59,916 --> 00:53:01,541
只是不會帶著妳一起而已

950
00:53:02,083 --> 00:53:05,791
其實我開始隱約覺得
那裡並不是真正的蟠桃園

951
00:53:05,875 --> 00:53:06,708
什麼？

952
00:53:06,791 --> 00:53:10,625
你認為我故意帶錯路？

953
00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:13,250
要設陷阱害你？

954
00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:15,000
你覺得我在騙你？

955
00:53:15,083 --> 00:53:16,791
這我不否認，也沒承認

956
00:53:16,875 --> 00:53:20,250
好啊，你走吧，你好自私

957
00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:22,083
只在乎你自己

958
00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:26,375
-是啊，因為沒人在乎我
-那是因為你拒人於千里之外

959
00:53:27,333 --> 00:53:31,250
最後就會真的只剩下你自己一個

960
00:53:45,666 --> 00:53:47,458
你在碎碎念什麼？

961
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,041
那是誰？

962
00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:50,750
手下，上面寫什麼？

963
00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:52,625
“永生殿權威人物

964
00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:54,083
女國師王母娘娘

965
00:53:54,166 --> 00:53:59,458
常待在煉丹房製作長生不老藥”

966
00:53:59,958 --> 00:54:01,333
我們又有搞頭了

967
00:54:01,416 --> 00:54:03,708
只要喝一口，他們就必須接受我

968
00:54:03,791 --> 00:54:04,958
做得好，金箍棒

969
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,166
還有妳，小石子

970
00:54:08,250 --> 00:54:09,708
-還等什麼？
-那是天庭

971
00:54:09,791 --> 00:54:12,625
美猴王主宰世界！

972
00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:19,791
那裡就是玉府皇宮？

973
00:54:19,875 --> 00:54:21,333
答對了

974
00:54:25,916 --> 00:54:26,750
搞什麼？

975
00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:36,166
就是她

976
00:54:36,250 --> 00:54:39,541
王母娘娘

977
00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:42,958
隨便啦，我們去讓我變得長生不老吧

978
00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:55,333
鎖住了

979
00:54:58,541 --> 00:55:00,916
不要…猴王！

980
00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:06,250
長生不老藥的配方
一定就藏在這個房間裡

981
00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:09,375
-我每種都嘗嘗看好了
-不行，等等

982
00:55:09,958 --> 00:55:12,083
-首先需要的是…
-先乾為敬

983
00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:13,625
別亂喝

984
00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:16,541
-我聞聞看而已
-不要亂聞

985
00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:21,083
猴王？

986
00:55:55,791 --> 00:55:57,416
好，琳兒，妳一定行

987
00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:00,875
別回頭…

988
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:12,833
你只是隻害怕的小猴子

989
00:56:12,916 --> 00:56:15,250
沒有朋友，沒有家人

990
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:16,875
孤單一人

991
00:56:21,833 --> 00:56:23,125
抱歉，小猴子

992
00:56:23,791 --> 00:56:25,666
我不能再浪費時間了

993
00:56:26,708 --> 00:56:28,625
村民們都在指望我

994
00:56:34,083 --> 00:56:37,333
天啊，妳幹嘛弄得亂七八糟？

995
00:56:37,416 --> 00:56:40,125
我們是客人耶，放尊重一點

996
00:56:40,208 --> 00:56:42,416
長生不老藥呢？

997
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,000
我不是花錢讓妳來摸魚

998
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:45,500
嗯，是喔

999
00:56:45,583 --> 00:56:48,125
我們不是真的會付她錢吧？

1000
00:56:48,208 --> 00:56:50,958
好，第一個配方是…

1001
00:56:51,916 --> 00:56:54,083
在那邊，一小匙的現世報

1002
00:56:54,166 --> 00:56:56,625
-開工吧
-偷老太太的東西啊？

1003
00:56:56,708 --> 00:56:58,583
真沒道德

1004
00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:01,291
我要先懲罰你們

1005
00:57:01,375 --> 00:57:03,375
接著再羞辱你們

1006
00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:04,916
妳無法羞辱我

1007
00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:07,458
我這個人毫無羞恥心

1008
00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:10,833
你現在也無路可逃了

1009
00:57:13,416 --> 00:57:15,375
別擔心，丫頭，我來搞定她

1010
00:57:15,458 --> 00:57:17,375
吃我一記閃電，潑猴

1011
00:57:18,875 --> 00:57:20,875
快調配長生不老藥

1012
00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:26,250
一湯匙的氣，在那個藍色罐子裡

1013
00:57:26,333 --> 00:57:28,041
一湯匙的氣馬上來

1014
00:57:31,833 --> 00:57:32,666
再來呢？

1015
00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:34,000
一滴濃縮月光

1016
00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:36,791
-綠色罐子
-臭猴子！

1017
00:57:36,875 --> 00:57:37,708
馬上來

1018
00:57:38,333 --> 00:57:39,250
沒中

1019
00:57:39,333 --> 00:57:40,250
有了

1020
00:57:43,041 --> 00:57:44,500
-就是這個
-還要什麼？

1021
00:57:44,583 --> 00:57:45,916
最後是蟠桃蜜

1022
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:46,833
好

1023
00:57:47,875 --> 00:57:48,958
對

1024
00:57:49,708 --> 00:57:52,291
-接好
-這招會讓你痛得要命

1025
00:57:54,666 --> 00:57:56,500
妳也配自稱神仙？

1026
00:57:56,583 --> 00:57:59,958
我好失望，真無聊

1027
00:58:02,208 --> 00:58:04,666
卡住了！我需要湯匙、筷子或是…

1028
00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:06,250
金箍棒，去幫她

1029
00:58:07,083 --> 00:58:08,000
來得正好

1030
00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:13,500
我好像做好了

1031
00:58:13,583 --> 00:58:15,000
-試試看
-好

1032
00:58:15,083 --> 00:58:16,541
死死看啦

1033
00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:21,375
我受夠了

1034
00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:28,916
這拳漂亮，老太婆

1035
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,208
妳的朋友已經無法保護妳了

1036
00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:35,041
我們不是朋友，我是他的手下

1037
00:58:35,125 --> 00:58:36,000
他的誰？

1038
00:58:36,666 --> 00:58:37,791
我只是小石子

1039
00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:41,666
我只是想要他的金箍棒

1040
00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:43,833
才能解救乾旱的村莊

1041
00:58:43,916 --> 00:58:49,083
所以小偷的手下一樣也是小偷？

1042
00:58:52,875 --> 00:58:54,708
拿著金箍棒離開吧

1043
00:58:54,791 --> 00:58:56,625
玉皇大帝會送妳回家

1044
00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:01,541
妳打算怎麼處置他？

1045
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:04,541
那個自私的臭猴子都不在乎妳了

1046
00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:05,458
快走

1047
00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:13,333
金箍棒，你在哪？

1048
00:59:14,208 --> 00:59:18,125
猴子，意猶未盡嗎？

1049
00:59:18,958 --> 00:59:21,708
別回頭…

1050
00:59:23,958 --> 00:59:25,541
不行，這次絕對不行

1051
00:59:27,208 --> 00:59:30,125
再會啦，凡人

1052
00:59:30,916 --> 00:59:33,000
是半套凡人

1053
00:59:34,916 --> 00:59:36,791
難道你當真以為

1054
00:59:36,875 --> 00:59:43,041
你有資格加入我們長生不老族？

1055
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:47,833
真有趣

1056
00:59:48,833 --> 00:59:50,000
猴王！

1057
00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:54,333
什麼？

1058
00:59:58,333 --> 01:00:01,083
我最喜歡別人跟我說我做不到什麼了

1059
01:00:09,958 --> 01:00:13,208
我的閃電讓你變得更強大了？

1060
01:00:13,291 --> 01:00:16,791
我長生不老了

1061
01:00:18,291 --> 01:00:20,708
還是巨人

1062
01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:22,916
我是你們的一分子

1063
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,958
你永遠不可能成為我們的一分子

1064
01:00:26,041 --> 01:00:27,750
-猴王
-誰還能阻擋我？

1065
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:33,041
我在此召喚長生不老族

1066
01:00:33,541 --> 01:00:36,458
-我已經在這裡了
-他們要來了，我們得快離開

1067
01:00:36,541 --> 01:00:39,500
他們又能拿我怎麼樣？反正我死不了

1068
01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:43,583
還有比死亡更悲慘的下場

1069
01:00:43,666 --> 01:00:45,250
我們真的得離開了

1070
01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:46,541
放馬過來

1071
01:00:46,625 --> 01:00:49,750
我是神仙

1072
01:00:49,833 --> 01:00:52,375
-猴王
-幹嘛？我正在忙

1073
01:00:52,458 --> 01:00:53,750
我敢說你接不到我

1074
01:00:55,458 --> 01:00:57,833
美猴王

1075
01:01:02,083 --> 01:01:04,708
他一定會來…

1076
01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:06,666
他不會來了

1077
01:01:17,791 --> 01:01:20,750
他來救我了

1078
01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:23,166
-妳有什麼毛病？
-你來救我了

1079
01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:24,833
我就要打爆那個老太婆了

1080
01:01:24,916 --> 01:01:25,791
但你沒有

1081
01:01:25,875 --> 01:01:27,375
-因為你在乎
-哪有

1082
01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:29,291
-承認吧，你在乎
-並沒有

1083
01:01:29,375 --> 01:01:30,375
-說出來
-不可能

1084
01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:32,250
-快承認
-沒什麼好承認的

1085
01:01:32,333 --> 01:01:34,208
他真的很在乎我

1086
01:01:34,708 --> 01:01:35,541
就是說啊

1087
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:40,166
他老說
“我們不是家人，妳是小石子”

1088
01:01:40,250 --> 01:01:42,208
結果咧？他救了我

1089
01:01:43,791 --> 01:01:46,333
你們倆有完沒完？我要去玉府皇宮了

1090
01:01:46,416 --> 01:01:49,041
-去幹嘛？
-打敗所有長生不老族

1091
01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:52,291
然後成為他們的老大，新的天庭之王

1092
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:55,333
等等？你確定嗎？聽來有點誇張

1093
01:01:55,416 --> 01:01:59,166
當然，美猴王出手一定要夠浮誇

1094
01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:00,291
你不打算停手？

1095
01:02:00,375 --> 01:02:01,708
除非要我死了才罷休

1096
01:02:01,791 --> 01:02:04,291
-那是…
-永遠沒機會，我已經長生不老

1097
01:02:04,375 --> 01:02:06,666
我對於新挑戰的渴望永無止境

1098
01:02:06,750 --> 01:02:10,041
永遠都不滿意，永遠不滿足

1099
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:15,250
現在說出來以後
突然覺得有點難以置信地鬱悶

1100
01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:19,083
該不會詛咒到我自己了吧？

1101
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:23,291
或許與天下為敵並不一定是解答

1102
01:02:23,791 --> 01:02:26,708
如果想尋找幸福

1103
01:02:27,208 --> 01:02:29,875
或許也可以…熱心助人？

1104
01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:32,208
這或許可以成為你的新道路

1105
01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:37,041
像是要拯救鬧飢荒的村莊
只要借出你的金箍棒…

1106
01:02:37,125 --> 01:02:38,875
我的金箍棒？好喔

1107
01:02:38,958 --> 01:02:41,958
不如叫我扯斷尾巴送人好了，拜託喔

1108
01:02:42,041 --> 01:02:43,875
但是可以拯救很多人耶

1109
01:02:43,958 --> 01:02:45,291
妳想得美

1110
01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:47,958
我們兩個可是注定身負重任

1111
01:02:48,041 --> 01:02:50,541
妳想尋找幸福，那妳自己去助人

1112
01:02:50,625 --> 01:02:52,750
你能有一番成就

1113
01:02:52,833 --> 01:02:54,416
我只是凡人

1114
01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:58,791
妳是唯一在一天之內
去過地府與天庭的凡人

1115
01:02:58,875 --> 01:03:02,291
那些並不是我的成就，而是你的

1116
01:03:02,916 --> 01:03:05,958
我們在地府時，我看到我的生死簿

1117
01:03:06,458 --> 01:03:09,500
上面寫：“琳兒，平凡的農家女

1118
01:03:09,583 --> 01:03:12,708
想要有一番成就，但從未成功”

1119
01:03:14,875 --> 01:03:16,583
結局非得如此嗎？

1120
01:03:18,458 --> 01:03:19,500
琳兒是誰？

1121
01:03:20,958 --> 01:03:21,791
是我啊

1122
01:03:21,875 --> 01:03:23,750
對喔，琳兒

1123
01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:25,291
我是美猴王，幸會

1124
01:03:25,791 --> 01:03:26,625
彼此彼此

1125
01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:27,583
別氣餒，琳兒

1126
01:03:27,666 --> 01:03:29,875
沒人相信我能有所成就，對吧？

1127
01:03:29,958 --> 01:03:32,541
看看我現在的樣子，原本是外來的

1128
01:03:32,625 --> 01:03:34,125
現在完全長生不老了

1129
01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:35,666
所以別讓任何人

1130
01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:38,166
包括神仙、妖怪、老猴子

1131
01:03:38,250 --> 01:03:40,416
質疑妳、阻擋妳

1132
01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:41,875
想要什麼東西

1133
01:03:41,958 --> 01:03:42,875
別用討的

1134
01:03:43,375 --> 01:03:44,708
只要放膽去拿

1135
01:03:51,916 --> 01:03:53,666
-我有一個挑戰
-說下去

1136
01:03:53,750 --> 01:03:55,541
-終極任務
-我在聽

1137
01:03:55,625 --> 01:04:00,083
你認為長生不老的猴子
在水裡能憋氣多久？

1138
01:04:00,166 --> 01:04:01,666
有意思

1139
01:04:02,291 --> 01:04:03,208
不好說

1140
01:04:03,291 --> 01:04:04,958
兩到三…

1141
01:04:05,041 --> 01:04:05,875
年

1142
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,333
別難過

1143
01:04:28,833 --> 01:04:30,333
做得好，丫頭

1144
01:04:30,416 --> 01:04:32,750
回家吧，去迎接妳的暴雨

1145
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,458
我也沒打算要妳等整整三年

1146
01:04:50,208 --> 01:04:52,250
算了，金箍棒拿著，我們…

1147
01:04:53,291 --> 01:04:55,125
-金箍棒呢？
-我別無選擇

1148
01:04:55,208 --> 01:04:57,041
-他只是想借用一下
-借用？

1149
01:04:57,125 --> 01:04:58,666
那是從哪來的？

1150
01:04:58,750 --> 01:05:00,958
-海龍王只是…
-海龍王？

1151
01:05:01,041 --> 01:05:03,083
我的村莊快滅亡了

1152
01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:05,250
我的家人快餓死了

1153
01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:06,958
海龍王能幫助大家

1154
01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:10,250
我信任妳耶，琳兒，我還救了妳耶

1155
01:05:10,333 --> 01:05:12,041
是我先救你的

1156
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:13,833
我有拜託你幫忙

1157
01:05:13,916 --> 01:05:17,291
你說我想要什麼都得放膽去拿

1158
01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:18,666
是你自己說的

1159
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:21,291
我別無選擇

1160
01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:33,250
兩位好啊

1161
01:05:33,333 --> 01:05:35,250
金箍棒是我的

1162
01:05:35,333 --> 01:05:38,875
金箍棒棒只是短暫地出軌了一下

1163
01:05:38,958 --> 01:05:41,333
最後還是回家了

1164
01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:46,541
它會是我今晚慶祝的特別嘉賓

1165
01:05:46,625 --> 01:05:48,583
只限受邀者出席

1166
01:05:48,666 --> 01:05:52,791
在此我要萬分感謝妳的協助，孩子

1167
01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:56,583
回去告訴村民們，旱災要結束了

1168
01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:59,125
全部都結束了

1169
01:05:59,791 --> 01:06:04,791
妳、村民、整個世界的旱災都結束了

1170
01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:09,375
整個世界？

1171
01:06:10,125 --> 01:06:11,708
不行，我們得阻止他

1172
01:06:11,791 --> 01:06:14,333
-妳背叛了我
-我別無選擇

1173
01:06:15,041 --> 01:06:19,000
-我們還是一家人吧？
-我沒有家人

1174
01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:21,458
-我會幫你拿回金箍棒
-幫我？

1175
01:06:21,541 --> 01:06:24,541
就憑妳？這顆微不足道的小石子？

1176
01:06:24,625 --> 01:06:27,458
我美猴王是獨行俠

1177
01:06:36,458 --> 01:06:38,416
我就讓妳見識什麼叫瘋狂

1178
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:39,708
猴王！

1179
01:06:40,625 --> 01:06:42,291
可是他毀了我家

1180
01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:47,833
王母，如果妳連阻止
小猴子砸壞屋頂都搞不定…

1181
01:06:50,458 --> 01:06:51,791
接下來要上台的是…

1182
01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:55,791
終於展開征服世界之巡迴的…

1183
01:06:55,875 --> 01:06:57,041
他很愛現

1184
01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:58,333
他很愛秀

1185
01:06:58,416 --> 01:07:00,291
但別提到他的皮癬症

1186
01:07:00,375 --> 01:07:03,708
舉起你們魚鰭和觸手歡迎…

1187
01:07:03,791 --> 01:07:06,791
海龍王！

1188
01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:19,000
備感擔憂住家底下池水不再飽滿
心力交瘁、憂心忡忡

1189
01:07:19,083 --> 01:07:20,000
沒人知道

1190
01:07:20,083 --> 01:07:21,666
在我出生之前

1191
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:26,833
早已為了各種皮膚疾病深受其擾

1192
01:07:26,916 --> 01:07:29,708
陽光下的我只能任由其他孩子嬉鬧

1193
01:07:29,791 --> 01:07:33,083
任由他們取笑怪胎或是掉漆

1194
01:07:33,166 --> 01:07:35,750
所以我決定封閉自己

1195
01:07:35,833 --> 01:07:38,541
永遠置身於充滿氧氣的水底中

1196
01:07:39,250 --> 01:07:42,541
從此之後我發現

1197
01:07:42,625 --> 01:07:45,208
受到滋潤不再愁容滿面

1198
01:07:45,791 --> 01:07:48,541
為什麼不浮出水面

1199
01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:50,916
面對所有討厭的人事物

1200
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:56,791
沒必要感覺到被套牢、被惹毛

1201
01:07:56,875 --> 01:08:00,291
看著我崛起再衝破天際

1202
01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:02,666
將奪取世界

1203
01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:06,125
土地被淹滅，平原高野

1204
01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:07,875
現在我心意已決

1205
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:08,875
對，沒錯

1206
01:08:08,958 --> 01:08:12,458
多年來這隻非兩棲惡魔預演多時

1207
01:08:12,541 --> 01:08:15,125
摩拳擦掌，好戲將正式登場

1208
01:08:15,208 --> 01:08:18,583
我會讓大家見識到我的能耐

1209
01:08:18,666 --> 01:08:20,125
將奪取世界

1210
01:08:21,416 --> 01:08:24,291
沒有陽光，沒有植物

1211
01:08:24,375 --> 01:08:27,083
只剩無止盡暴風雨

1212
01:08:27,166 --> 01:08:30,083
沒有地鼠，沒有蚯蚓

1213
01:08:30,166 --> 01:08:32,916
外表也不再亮麗

1214
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:36,041
沒有島嶼，沒有邦交

1215
01:08:36,125 --> 01:08:39,333
不再因雨約會取消

1216
01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:42,250
沒有悲傷，沒有哭泣

1217
01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:45,750
沒失常變最後一名

1218
01:08:45,833 --> 01:08:49,333
來個華麗的結尾

1219
01:08:51,625 --> 01:08:56,291
再繼續唱

1220
01:08:56,375 --> 01:08:58,916
看著我崛起

1221
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,666
再衝破天際

1222
01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:05,083
我將奪取世界

1223
01:09:06,625 --> 01:09:08,708
至尊海龍王

1224
01:09:08,791 --> 01:09:10,833
但他不張揚

1225
01:09:10,916 --> 01:09:15,291
對，我將要奪取世界

1226
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:21,083
寶貝快看我如何揚起波波浪潮

1227
01:09:21,666 --> 01:09:26,750
再製造滔天巨浪

1228
01:09:27,625 --> 01:09:29,541
看著我崛起

1229
01:09:29,625 --> 01:09:30,875
他將崛起

1230
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:32,291
再衝破天際

1231
01:09:32,375 --> 01:09:33,375
風雨無止盡

1232
01:09:33,458 --> 01:09:38,791
看我即將奪取

1233
01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:45,250
世界

1234
01:09:48,416 --> 01:09:52,166
陸行動物們，大家好

1235
01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:55,375
誰想成為第一個淹死的傢伙？

1236
01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:56,541
喂，皮癬怪！

1237
01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:58,708
我的金箍棒在哪？

1238
01:09:59,375 --> 01:10:03,875
我已經說過只限受邀者出席

1239
01:10:07,166 --> 01:10:08,125
怎麼辦？

1240
01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:11,208
我可是偉大海龍王

1241
01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:13,708
殺人魔、世界級水患的…

1242
01:10:13,791 --> 01:10:15,333
猴子沙包！

1243
01:10:16,958 --> 01:10:18,416
-住手
-萬歲

1244
01:10:19,375 --> 01:10:20,500
放馬過來啊

1245
01:10:21,791 --> 01:10:23,000
猴子

1246
01:10:23,666 --> 01:10:24,625
住手

1247
01:10:26,666 --> 01:10:27,708
有我在

1248
01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:29,416
快點往高處跑

1249
01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:31,625
所有人快點往山頂前進

1250
01:10:46,666 --> 01:10:48,500
不准破壞我的分身

1251
01:10:48,583 --> 01:10:52,000
猴王，你不用單打獨鬥，我能幫你

1252
01:10:56,750 --> 01:10:57,750
逮到了

1253
01:11:00,583 --> 01:11:02,458
你怎麼不快死一死？

1254
01:11:02,541 --> 01:11:04,500
我長生不老啊，笨蛋

1255
01:11:04,583 --> 01:11:05,625
怎麼可能？

1256
01:11:06,208 --> 01:11:08,541
那些蟠桃都是假的！

1257
01:11:08,625 --> 01:11:09,916
-海龍王
-幹嘛？

1258
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,875
-陛下
-幹嘛？

1259
01:11:11,958 --> 01:11:13,583
請放過可憐的村民

1260
01:11:13,666 --> 01:11:15,500
我就說出他的弱點

1261
01:11:17,333 --> 01:11:18,375
一言為定

1262
01:11:18,458 --> 01:11:21,458
閃電，那是唯一能打敗他的招式

1263
01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:25,333
電爆他，沒人會想念他

1264
01:11:28,166 --> 01:11:31,500
加油

1265
01:11:52,791 --> 01:11:53,958
金箍棒？

1266
01:12:02,125 --> 01:12:05,000
不會吧，又來了

1267
01:12:05,583 --> 01:12:07,458
我真的好想你

1268
01:12:11,666 --> 01:12:15,000
感謝妳下手相助，孩子

1269
01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:16,666
我才不是你的手下

1270
01:12:19,375 --> 01:12:20,333
我是他的手下

1271
01:12:20,416 --> 01:12:21,416
什麼？

1272
01:12:43,416 --> 01:12:46,208
這也太捲了吧

1273
01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:02,000
沒錯，就是這樣，榨乾他

1274
01:13:13,291 --> 01:13:15,625
好啦，金箍棒就歸你

1275
01:13:15,708 --> 01:13:19,500
至少週末拿回來陪我，可以嗎？

1276
01:13:25,708 --> 01:13:26,916
我們被炒魷魚了？

1277
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,041
是啊，該找新工作了

1278
01:13:29,791 --> 01:13:31,333
你成功打敗了海龍王…

1279
01:13:31,416 --> 01:13:35,500
美猴王主宰世界！

1280
01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:38,208
玉帝，您…

1281
01:13:38,291 --> 01:13:39,333
又怎麼了？

1282
01:13:39,416 --> 01:13:40,666
下一個就是你！

1283
01:13:45,208 --> 01:13:47,750
事情已經無法收拾了

1284
01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:51,791
把我的絕望號角拿過來

1285
01:13:51,875 --> 01:13:54,166
可是如來佛指示過由他去就好

1286
01:13:54,666 --> 01:13:57,083
如來佛就愛語帶玄機，沒人聽得懂

1287
01:14:08,958 --> 01:14:10,416
立刻停手！

1288
01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:12,250
潑猴

1289
01:14:12,333 --> 01:14:15,875
你必須獨自一人度過永生

1290
01:14:15,958 --> 01:14:18,916
反思自己的過錯

1291
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,500
我的過錯？

1292
01:14:20,583 --> 01:14:23,166
你一開始接受我不就得了

1293
01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:27,958
現在要由我美猴王掌管天庭眾神了

1294
01:14:40,958 --> 01:14:42,333
猴王，住手

1295
01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:47,958
臭猴子！

1296
01:14:49,208 --> 01:14:50,791
猴王！

1297
01:14:52,916 --> 01:14:55,083
我是琳兒啊

1298
01:14:55,958 --> 01:14:57,875
求求你快點住手

1299
01:15:08,041 --> 01:15:09,791
不要啊，猴王

1300
01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:16,458
巨型靈長動物囂張大肆破壞，美猴王

1301
01:15:16,541 --> 01:15:20,125
這是我害的，都是我的錯

1302
01:15:31,541 --> 01:15:32,458
如來佛？

1303
01:15:36,208 --> 01:15:37,416
美猴王

1304
01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:39,708
不費力隨意揮灑巨型金箍棒

1305
01:15:40,291 --> 01:15:41,833
求求您，他不是壞人

1306
01:15:42,833 --> 01:15:44,791
他的心地很善良

1307
01:15:44,875 --> 01:15:46,500
他能真心在乎別人

1308
01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:50,958
那就協助他找到方向

1309
01:15:55,916 --> 01:15:58,375
這是怎麼回事？

1310
01:16:00,666 --> 01:16:03,291
開導他

1311
01:16:03,375 --> 01:16:05,958
什麼？但我該怎麼做？

1312
01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:08,625
美猴王，住手

1313
01:16:11,958 --> 01:16:14,791
美猴王，住手

1314
01:16:15,791 --> 01:16:16,708
如來佛？

1315
01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:19,250
美猴王已經是過去式

1316
01:16:19,333 --> 01:16:24,583
你們從現在起必須尊稱我為齊天大聖

1317
01:16:25,083 --> 01:16:28,583
該怎麼讓他知道世界並非繞著他轉？

1318
01:16:30,583 --> 01:16:31,750
我想到了

1319
01:16:31,833 --> 01:16:36,833
我要向你提出一個挑戰，齊天大聖

1320
01:16:36,916 --> 01:16:39,625
我沒興趣，什麼挑戰？

1321
01:16:39,708 --> 01:16:42,250
絕對非你莫屬

1322
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,291
終極任務

1323
01:16:53,541 --> 01:16:54,666
這是怎樣？

1324
01:16:54,750 --> 01:17:01,166
如果你有能力脫出我的手掌心

1325
01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:06,916
那天庭就歸你掌管

1326
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,833
等一下，他剛剛說什麼？

1327
01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:10,458
但要是失敗

1328
01:17:11,083 --> 01:17:15,333
你就必須在人間長期懺悔

1329
01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:18,083
拜託，這還不簡單

1330
01:17:18,916 --> 01:17:20,666
只要脫出你的手掌心就行？

1331
01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:21,833
要比就來

1332
01:17:21,916 --> 01:17:25,375
不到兩秒鐘你就會覺得自己很蠢…

1333
01:17:25,458 --> 01:17:26,291
梯雲蹤！

1334
01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:31,416
我真的恨死那隻猴子了

1335
01:17:52,583 --> 01:17:55,458
這裡是宇宙邊緣，金箍棒

1336
01:17:56,875 --> 01:17:57,708
我好強

1337
01:17:59,958 --> 01:18:02,291
對，一定要，證明我來過

1338
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:08,416
現在再來紀念到此一遊

1339
01:18:09,666 --> 01:18:12,583
夠了，猴王

1340
01:18:12,666 --> 01:18:14,583
是齊天大聖

1341
01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:28,333
-你從沒離開我的手掌心，美猴王
-什麼？

1342
01:18:29,375 --> 01:18:32,791
等一下，不對…

1343
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,791
無論是怎樣，一定是作弊，重來

1344
01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:38,458
你想得美

1345
01:18:38,541 --> 01:18:41,625
小石子？妳應該在那裡嗎？

1346
01:18:41,708 --> 01:18:43,708
當然不應該，很棒吧？

1347
01:18:43,791 --> 01:18:46,583
你們耍花招，不公平，根本是二打一

1348
01:18:46,666 --> 01:18:49,000
真抱歉，只有這樣才能幫你

1349
01:18:49,083 --> 01:18:51,541
住手，不…

1350
01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:54,500
不！金箍棒！

1351
01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:58,125
其實呢

1352
01:18:59,166 --> 01:19:01,708
這正是照著我的劇本在走

1353
01:19:01,791 --> 01:19:03,458
就說你會覺得自己蠢吧

1354
01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:10,458
美猴王

1355
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:16,958
這是你冥想及反省的道路

1356
01:19:17,041 --> 01:19:19,166
我是從石頭裡蹦出來的

1357
01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:20,500
這是我的地盤

1358
01:19:20,583 --> 01:19:23,458
美猴王主宰世界

1359
01:19:23,541 --> 01:19:27,375
你一旦明白虛無的道理

1360
01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:31,666
就會找到自己的方向

1361
01:19:35,166 --> 01:19:37,375
明白虛無的道理

1362
01:19:38,125 --> 01:19:39,208
那是什麼鬼？

1363
01:19:42,083 --> 01:19:43,625
我有空會想想看

1364
01:19:52,458 --> 01:19:56,625
他只是隻想要歸屬感的小猴子

1365
01:19:56,708 --> 01:20:00,250
美猴王的生死簿

1366
01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:03,375
會繼續往下寫

1367
01:20:04,041 --> 01:20:06,083
等他做好準備

1368
01:20:06,166 --> 01:20:09,500
世界將會需要他

1369
01:20:09,583 --> 01:20:13,916
如同他需要妳一般

1370
01:20:32,541 --> 01:20:35,416
琳兒，我們的英雄要上哪去？

1371
01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:36,958
我天黑之前就會回來

1372
01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:39,791
兩杯特大杯的波霸奶茶

1373
01:20:39,875 --> 01:20:42,458
要加蜂蜜嗎？是我自己做的喔！

1374
01:20:51,166 --> 01:20:54,916
拜託喔，到底要怎麼領悟虛無？

1375
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,541
那到底是什麼意思？

1376
01:20:56,625 --> 01:20:59,625
冷靜？有耐心？謙虛？

1377
01:21:00,208 --> 01:21:01,916
我是超級謙虛王

1378
01:21:02,666 --> 01:21:05,458
猴王

1379
01:21:05,541 --> 01:21:10,333
走開，我忙著在想要怎麼報復妳

1380
01:21:10,958 --> 01:21:11,958
冷靜地想

1381
01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:13,625
我是來說再見的

1382
01:21:14,375 --> 01:21:16,750
如來佛要把山洞關閉了

1383
01:21:16,833 --> 01:21:18,541
我還真走運

1384
01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:22,625
我知道你很生氣，但是你失控了

1385
01:21:23,958 --> 01:21:26,000
不需要妳提醒我

1386
01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:29,958
單挑眾神大概不是什麼明智之舉

1387
01:21:34,333 --> 01:21:36,208
我真的搞砸了，對吧？

1388
01:21:36,291 --> 01:21:39,708
猴王，你是從石頭蹦出來的

1389
01:21:39,791 --> 01:21:41,583
被所有人遺棄

1390
01:21:42,291 --> 01:21:43,875
眾神厭惡你

1391
01:21:44,708 --> 01:21:49,375
其實你不過是渴望被愛

1392
01:21:52,625 --> 01:21:53,666
有人愛你啊

1393
01:21:54,458 --> 01:21:56,250
你改變了我的人生

1394
01:21:56,333 --> 01:21:59,000
我做出了一番成就，你也是

1395
01:21:59,750 --> 01:22:01,833
我真的是你的頭號粉絲

1396
01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:07,333
看來小石子或許真的能激起漣漪

1397
01:22:07,916 --> 01:22:09,041
只要有人助攻

1398
01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:10,583
還真不錯

1399
01:22:10,666 --> 01:22:12,625
我是幫妳助攻的手下？

1400
01:22:12,708 --> 01:22:14,375
好喔

1401
01:22:14,458 --> 01:22:15,833
我們互相幫忙

1402
01:22:15,916 --> 01:22:18,500
而且我們並不是單打獨鬥

1403
01:22:20,458 --> 01:22:23,916
金箍棒，兄弟，我真的想死你了

1404
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,625
全員歸隊了

1405
01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:30,958
我得說再見了

1406
01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:32,666
等等，先別走

1407
01:22:40,750 --> 01:22:43,333
謝謝妳所做的一切

1408
01:22:50,208 --> 01:22:52,208
我一定會想你，猴王

1409
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:02,541
故事要往下寫啊，琳兒

1410
01:23:07,333 --> 01:23:08,166
我知道

1411
01:23:28,666 --> 01:23:31,875
我守住承諾，做了一番成就

1412
01:23:32,416 --> 01:23:35,875
猴王一定馬上就會被放出來了

1413
01:23:36,375 --> 01:23:39,625
(五百年後)

1414
01:23:46,541 --> 01:23:50,541
猴王，妖怪四處作祟

1415
01:23:51,125 --> 01:23:53,541
如來佛派我們來釋放你

1416
01:23:54,041 --> 01:23:57,875
你準備要跟我們往西方一遊了嗎？

1417
01:23:59,708 --> 01:24:03,958
我已經領悟什麼是內心的寧靜

1418
01:24:04,041 --> 01:24:07,416
你卻要我去戰鬥？

1419
01:24:08,125 --> 01:24:10,333
是沒錯啦，不過…

1420
01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:17,875
走吧，金箍棒，這個世界需要我們

1421
01:24:18,625 --> 01:24:19,500
糟糕

1422
01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:24,875
帥氣英雄人見人愛令人崇拜

1423
01:24:24,958 --> 01:24:25,875
美猴王

1424
01:24:25,958 --> 01:24:29,250
手抓惡魔左右搖擺揮手掰掰

1425
01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:30,250
美猴王

1426
01:24:30,333 --> 01:24:33,750
強大戰土，英勇又活潑

1427
01:24:33,833 --> 01:24:36,916
超帥氣而且又討喜

1428
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:39,083
他就是無敵美猴王

1429
01:24:43,333 --> 01:24:46,875
只要誰被他逮到逃也逃不掉

1430
01:24:46,958 --> 01:24:47,791
美猴王

1431
01:24:47,875 --> 01:24:51,083
眾人愛戴為他傾倒，凡間至寶

1432
01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:52,000
美猴王

1433
01:24:52,083 --> 01:24:55,500
手握各種優勢毫不費力隨意揮灑

1434
01:24:55,583 --> 01:24:58,750
不獲勝他絕對不罷休

1435
01:24:58,833 --> 01:25:01,666
無人能敵，美猴王

1436
01:25:10,625 --> 01:25:13,208
美猴王

1437
01:25:24,625 --> 01:25:27,583
美猴王

1438
01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:30,875
美猴王

1439
01:25:30,958 --> 01:25:32,291
美猴王

1440
01:25:32,958 --> 01:25:34,208
美猴王

1441
01:25:34,708 --> 01:25:35,958
美猴王

1442
01:25:36,458 --> 01:25:38,375
美猴王

1443
01:25:38,458 --> 01:25:39,833
美猴王

1444
01:25:40,375 --> 01:25:42,250
美猴王

1445
01:25:42,333 --> 01:25:44,083
美猴王

1446
01:25:44,166 --> 01:25:45,416
美猴王

1447
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,125
美猴王

1448
01:25:49,708 --> 01:25:52,916
看我崛起

1449
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:55,500
再衝破天際

1450
01:25:55,583 --> 01:25:58,958
看我奪取世界

1451
01:25:59,041 --> 01:26:04,000
土地被淹沒，平原高野

1452
01:26:04,083 --> 01:26:10,125
我的心意已決

1453
01:26:11,375 --> 01:26:12,791
他將奪取世界

1454
01:26:13,958 --> 01:26:15,416
他將奪取世界

1455
01:26:16,625 --> 01:26:18,083
他將奪取世界

1456
01:26:19,291 --> 01:26:20,958
他將奪取世界

1457
01:26:21,041 --> 01:26:22,250
海龍王駕到

1458
01:26:22,333 --> 01:26:23,708
洪水猶如風暴

1459
01:26:23,791 --> 01:26:26,041
他的好要讓全世界都知道

1460
01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:27,541
-我笨保
-我巴保

1461
01:26:27,625 --> 01:26:28,791
正在努力尋找

1462
01:26:28,875 --> 01:26:30,166
金箍棒的下落

1463
01:26:30,250 --> 01:26:31,375
必須要拿到

1464
01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:32,500
海龍王知道

1465
01:26:32,583 --> 01:26:34,250
我們存在的必要

1466
01:26:34,333 --> 01:26:35,291
把美猴王埋在

1467
01:26:35,375 --> 01:26:38,208
沙堆，逃也別想逃，逼他跳求雨舞

1468
01:26:38,291 --> 01:26:39,500
肯定慘不忍睹

1469
01:26:39,583 --> 01:26:41,083
跳到他喊認輸

1470
01:26:42,125 --> 01:26:44,291
要全世界知道我有備而來

1471
01:26:44,375 --> 01:26:45,750
雷雨交加，壞事情

1472
01:26:45,833 --> 01:26:47,125
會接踵而來

1473
01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:50,250
看著我崛起再衝破天際

1474
01:26:50,333 --> 01:26:52,333
我將奪取世界

1475
01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:55,500
土地被淹沒，平原高野

1476
01:26:55,583 --> 01:26:57,416
我將奪取世界

1477
01:26:58,041 --> 01:26:59,583
路上每個角落

1478
01:26:59,666 --> 01:27:00,916
儘管天空遼闊

1479
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,125
都將被我轉變成海洋

1480
01:27:03,208 --> 01:27:06,083
看著我崛起再衝破天際

1481
01:27:06,166 --> 01:27:08,041
我將奪取世界

1482
01:27:08,125 --> 01:27:09,500
他將奪取世界

1483
01:27:10,750 --> 01:27:12,083
他將奪取世界

1484
01:27:13,416 --> 01:27:14,750
他將奪取世界

1485
01:27:16,041 --> 01:27:17,750
他將奪取世界

1486
01:27:17,833 --> 01:27:20,083
我和魚群悠游自在水底

1487
01:27:20,166 --> 01:27:22,833
這時候突然間

1488
01:27:22,916 --> 01:27:24,583
-蹦
-有個計劃浮現

1489
01:27:24,666 --> 01:27:27,833
這個世界將會被我變成一艘潛水艇

1490
01:27:27,916 --> 01:27:29,875
主辦海龍王是唯一人選

1491
01:27:30,791 --> 01:27:31,791
海龍王知道

1492
01:27:31,875 --> 01:27:33,500
我們存在的必要

1493
01:27:33,583 --> 01:27:34,666
把美猴王埋在

1494
01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:37,500
沙堆，逃也別想逃，逼他跳求雨舞

1495
01:27:37,583 --> 01:27:38,833
肯定慘不忍睹

1496
01:27:38,916 --> 01:27:40,583
跳到他喊認輸

1497
01:27:41,416 --> 01:27:43,666
要全世界知道我有備而來

1498
01:27:43,750 --> 01:27:45,125
雷雨交加，壞事情

1499
01:27:45,208 --> 01:27:46,416
會接踵而來

1500
01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:49,541
看著我崛起再衝破天際

1501
01:27:49,625 --> 01:27:51,666
我將奪取世界

1502
01:27:51,750 --> 01:27:54,791
土地被淹沒，平原高野

1503
01:27:54,875 --> 01:27:56,916
我將奪取世界

1504
01:27:57,625 --> 01:28:00,125
羞辱我的討厭鬼

1505
01:28:00,208 --> 01:28:02,416
我要跟你們說聲後會有期

1506
01:28:02,500 --> 01:28:03,958
行走於陸地、厚臉皮

1507
01:28:04,041 --> 01:28:06,250
超無禮、仰賴空氣、感到人生孤寂

1508
01:28:06,333 --> 01:28:08,833
讓我在朋友和家人面前掩面哭泣

1509
01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:10,041
不能自己

1510
01:28:10,125 --> 01:28:12,833
他們都得死

1511
01:28:12,916 --> 01:28:15,916
看著我崛起再衝破天際

1512
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:18,083
我將奪取世界

1513
01:28:18,166 --> 01:28:21,250
土地被淹沒，平原高野

1514
01:28:21,333 --> 01:28:23,250
我將奪取世界

1515
01:28:23,333 --> 01:28:26,500
多年來這隻非兩棲惡魔預演多時

1516
01:28:26,583 --> 01:28:28,875
摩拳擦掌，好戲將正式登場

1517
01:28:28,958 --> 01:28:31,875
我會讓大家見識到我的能耐

1518
01:28:31,958 --> 01:28:33,791
將奪取世界

1519
01:28:33,875 --> 01:28:35,166
他將奪取世界

1520
01:28:36,458 --> 01:28:37,791
他將奪取世界

1521
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:40,458
他將奪取世界

1522
01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:43,125
他將奪取世界

1523
01:31:42,916 --> 01:31:47,583
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