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Hey Honey.

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Hi Mum.

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Just wanted to let you know I am on my way home.

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I’m in the taxi now so shouldn't be much longer.

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Have you left the spare key for me?

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Yes. under the far right flower pot.

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Ok thank you. How are you and Dad doing?

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Have you sorted flights back yet?

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Not yet. The Hotel is closing tomorrow so we're going

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to the embassy today to see what they can do about it.

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The airlines have been bloody useless.

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But I'll text you. Should only be a matter of time.

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Ok.

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Are you all sorted though?

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Yeah Absolutely.

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University have set some online lectures

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and I've got some dissertation stuff to get on with so

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I'll just be studying from home this week.

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But they don't know how long this will go on for.

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They've said three weeks but could be longer.

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It'll all blow over eventually. Just keep yourself inside until

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we get back. Save yourself collecting a fine or anything.

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Yeah. Yeah will do.

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Are you and Dad alright though?

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I mean you haven't got any symptoms or anything?

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No no. We've just been tested and we're fine.

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It's why the consulate are in a rush to get people like us home.

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Well, at least those safe enough to travel.

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Right. No, that makes sense.

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I just feel bad for the airline staff.

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I mean, what a time to be in that industry.

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It could be worse. I've been put under this furlough scheme.

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Lucky me, but anyway.

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If you need anything just let us know. Ok?

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No that's fine. Um right. I'll talk to you later then.

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Alright Honey. Stay safe. I love you. Take care.

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Yeah alright. Love you. Bye.

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Bye. Bye.

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Cheers.

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No signal. Yep. Haven't missed that.

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Hello room.

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Many people living in isolated areas will have to request

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a visit from social workers who will provide remote testing

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for those in the at risk category and are unable to visit a testing centre.

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However, the home office warns that these won't be available for some time.

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With the toll of the disease rapidly increasing to the level of

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the influenza virus, the World Health Organisation is demanding world leaders

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to take the threat more seriously and say more decisive action is needed.

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Latest figures show that over three thousand new cases are being

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reported daily with more than 700 deaths worldwide.

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(Guitar Video)... and C major and G major.

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(Online Class)...to illustrate the narrator's insanity.

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Good morning. I'm here from the local authorities about the current situation.

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I’ve got a Mr and Mrs Brookes registered here.

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Um. No sorry. They're abroad at the moment.

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I'm their son.

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Oh I see travel issues.

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Yeah. Something like that.

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Well because they're in the most at risk group it's my job to come

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to check on certain residents in isolated areas.

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Okay.

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So we're just making inquiries.

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Yeah yeah.

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Are you living here on your own?

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Yeah yeah just me at the moment.

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Ok well can I come inside? I've got a few bits here to help you with self isolating.

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Sure of course. Come on in.

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Can I get you a cup of tea or something?

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I don't think that's the best thing to do given the current situation.

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But don't worry won't be long.

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Yeah yeah.

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So how long have you been self isolating for?

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About two weeks.

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Ok and it's just you living here?

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Just me.

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Are you fully stocked for food?

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Yeah. Yeah yeah. Should be- (coughs)

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Sorry.

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I've got a few delivery slots. Do you have any idea how long this will go for?

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Your guess is as good as ours.

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Look, are you suffering from any symptoms?

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No no I don't think so.

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Okay. Well I've got a test kit here actually so if you like we

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can do a sample and just text you when the results are in.

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Sure yeah.

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I didn't notice a car in your driveway, so I take it you don't drive?

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No.

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Alright. Well if there is an emergency, foodwise or healthwise or anything

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you can consult that leaflet for government support.

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Oh great.

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And I better take that swab.

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Yes.

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So we'll call round again when your parents are home.

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If you can pass the information on to them.

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And if you've got any concerns you can check the pamphlet

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and there's a help number on there.

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Brilliant. Okay.

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Yeah? Alright okay. Bye.

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Bye. Thanks. See you later.

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RINGTONE - Beethoven's 5th Symphony.

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Hello.

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Hey. That was quick.

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Yeah. Yeah I wasn't doing much.

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How have you been?

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How is lockdown treating you?

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Yeah not bad. Um.

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Parents still aren't home. Flight got cancelled so, held up

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at the consulate with a bunch of other people trying to get home.

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I'm sorry.

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It could be worse. I mean.

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They'll get home eventually. Apparently, the number of cases are lower down there.

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Oh that's good. Bit of hope there.

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Yeah. Bit of hope.

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And how are you doing?

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Fine.

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Yeah fine. Um. Keeping busy.

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Got plenty of work to do so uh...

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What about you?

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Um just back in Maida Vale again.

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Oh. My sister, you know I said she was studying sports medicine.

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Yeah.

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She's been pulled into the NHS so none of us are allowed out really. High risk. You know.

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Bless her though. I mean, the real heroes.

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Yeah. She's the best.

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I miss you.

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I know.

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I wasn't planning on calling but, given the time right now.

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Shame we couldn't have figured this out before lockdown.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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No. It's fine though. I just want to make this work.

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I mean when this is all over. Once we're back in uni

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we can continue what we were doing and focus on us.

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Yeah. Yeah that'd be great.

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You don't sound so thrilled. What's up?

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Nothing.

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Nothing. I just um-

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I don't wanna talk about it.

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You worried that much?

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I didn't say that.

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Say something at least? You know we shouldn't stop having these-

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CALL DROPS

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I don't know what she expects me to say to her.

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I don't think she even understands that I'm upset.

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You just- you don't care. You don't care what happened.

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You don't care about how it affected me.

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I do. You never wanted to talk about it.

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Can you blame me?

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Why him?

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Of all the people why him? he's such a-

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Fucking dickhead. I hate that guy.

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I know. It was just one time.

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I know. It was just one time.
I don't want to dwell on the past. It's done now.

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I don't want to dwell on the past. It's done now.

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I just want to think of us.

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You shouldn't have fucking slept with him then.

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That's not fair.

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That's not fair.

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(Singing to Beethoven's 5th Symphony)
Soup soup soup soup.

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Soup soup soup soup.

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Soup soup soup soup soup soup...

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Soup! Hm.

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The Government in association with the World Health Organisation

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has advised European nations to close borders immediately. In an attempt

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to limit international travel. The Prime Minister in his most recent conference

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has enforced a longer quarantine period for the UK. Closing all of its borders for

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the remainder of this month. The Chief of Staff at No.10 has outlined weekly

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assessments to determine the end of these protocols but has warned that

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the protocols in question will not ease for some time. We have been hearing

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reports of thousands of UK citizens who are currently stuck abroad

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with no knowledge of when they'll be able to return home.
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Over two thousand flights have already been cancelled. With a further

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five thousand more flights expected, following the collapse of

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travel company Thomas Cook.

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The current advice for anyone stuck abroad is to visit their

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nation's local embassy and request emergency accommodation.

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Perfect.

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TV SOUNDS

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TV SOUNDS

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RINGTONE Beethoven's 5th Symphony.

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Hello?

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Hey. Just wanted to check up on you.

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You sound a bit grim.

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Uh yeah. Yeah yeah. I think I caught it.

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You holding up alright?

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Uh. no.

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Well, my brother had it too. He's on the mend now too. So yeah.

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Just means me and my family can't leave for a few more weeks.

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Well whatever it is, it is rough.
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Yeah.

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Haven't felt this bad for a while.

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Yeah.

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The treatment they sent us has done wonders for Will. He's past the worst of it now.

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Yeah.

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Well beer doesn't go with it. I can tell you that much.

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Oh please take care of yourself.

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Yeah yeah. I will. I will.

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I won't be making that mistake for a while.

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And what about your parents?

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Parents? Oh, they're still out there. No idea when they'll be back.

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Feels like it's getting worse and worse.

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Hey. Where's your optimism gone?

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Well things usually have to get worse before they get better.

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There it is. (laughs and coughs)

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We'll get there. But back to you. Stay warm. Keep drinking water

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and take those tablets and you'll be fine.

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CALL DROPS

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Fuck sake.

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We'll make it don't worry.

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That's easy for you to say. You're stuck at home with you family.

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You've still got me right here.

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Oh lucky me.

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Shut up.

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It'll be over soon.

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I'm sorry I slept with him.

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No I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry I got mad about it. We weren't even together at the time.

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I feel bad about it. Just wish I properly tell you. I know it bothers you.

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It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter now.

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This fucking sucks.

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What does?

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This. I'm alone. I'm ill and I'm fucking bored.

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I just wish you were here.

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I know.

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I wish I was too.

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PHONE RINGTONE

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Hello?

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Hey you.

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How are things in the land of the living?

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Uh. Not a lot of living going on.

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I can tell you it's not much better here. We've now been moved again

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we've been put up in a hostel now with everyone else trying to get home.

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Have they given you bunk beds?

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Ah yes.

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Have you got the top bunk?

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Obviously. Didn't think your father would get it over me.

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Oh no but seriously, how are you two?

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Can't be right shoving you all in together like that.

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They haven't even done any tests on anyone so who knows.

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Your father is paranoid about his diabetes. He's running out of his tablets.

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Can't the embassy provide?

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Different health care system here. Tried to ring the insurance companies

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to arrange something different but it's all very frustrating.

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Anyway, what about things your end? Taking care of the house?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Actually, I’m- I’m ill.

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So, the government has sent me this, this care package with some medicine and stuff.

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But I've had to throw out some of the china I've used.

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What? Why would you need to throw away the china?

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Well, it's what the kit says. Get rid of anything I've infected basically.

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Didn't you try to steam them first?

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No.

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Oh God don't be so stupid. You can't...can’t you just disinfect them?

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Well hang on. It's got my germs and stuff on them haven't they.

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Oh come on. No.

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All you need to do is run them through with very hot soapy water what the hell are you-

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HANGS UP

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Fucking typical.

258
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No concern for me whatsoever.

259
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Well consider what it's like for your father and me.

260
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Stuck in a foreign country trying to get home.

261
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It's New Zealand. It's barely foreign.

262
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Yes, because being shoved around from place to place is a blast.

263
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It's still New Zealand. Like it's better than here.

264
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Don't act like you don't want us there.

265
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Of course I want you here! I'm ill. I'm fucking ill.

266
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I'm miserable. and I’m sick of this pointless fucking lockdown.

267
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It's no safer here than anywhere else. It's the same fucking virus wherever you go.

268
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(Singing to the tune of “let it be”) Drinking Whiskey comforts me.

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Helps to ease the pain of Quarantine!

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Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine.

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There will be an answer. Quarantine.

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(hummin) Quarantine. There will be an answer. Quarantine.

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TV SHOW JINGLE

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Welcome back. Today we're in Oxfordshire. Taking a look at this late 19th century

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chestnut finish grandfather clock. Brought in for appraisal today by the Warren family.

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You can see the fantastic detail in the face which tells us a lot about when this item was crafted.

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Clock perv.

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So? What if I do have a thing for old shit?

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I couldn't care less how you get your rocks off mate. But feeling up all clocks. Bit weird.

280
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At least I'm on television right now. What are you doing?

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Watching your shit TV show.

282
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Go watch some shit on Netflix or something.

283
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I would, but this crap is all I got.

284
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What a bloody shame. No streaming services.

285
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You should do a Netflix special. Oh wait no. You're stuck feeling up clocks.

286
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If it's so shit, why are you still watching?

287
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Do you know what when this thing is over you should try doing this job.

288
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Ah no wait. You don't have the depth, precision, the dedication to produce and host a programme of this quality.

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Ah yes. A programme built for the intellectuals among us.

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Very prestigious.

291
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So you're above everyone?

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I bet. You're having a wonderful time in all this. Mr Presenter.

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I could claim to. You could also claim to. You have this big house.

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All this space. All to yourself. No children to look after or worry about. No rent to pay.

295
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What could you possibly have to worry about?

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But you're bored aren't you. Bored of your big TV and your home deliveries.

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Bored of scrolling on your precious phone.

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Why don't you whip it out right now and plug into the bullshit.

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Posting and blogging about how creative you are.

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How much you've accomplished in this time

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How much you deserve praise

302
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No.

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Thousands of people are dying.

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But hey! I baked a banana bread.

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You just want someone to acknowledge you exist.

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Self-actualisation. You are sat right here feeling sorry for yourself.

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Basting in your self-pity.

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Have you called your parents yet? See how they're doing?

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Am I right in saying your Dad is high risk? Stuck abroad.
Medication running low. Embassy won't help.

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I don't even think you've given a second’s thought to how scared
they must be. Has it crossed your mind they might get infected?

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They might not make it home at all. But no. You’re sat here day after
pointless day. Consuming and whining. Slowly letting your body fuse

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into the John Lewis fucking furniture. This is your existential proof.
You do exist and you're a baby.

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You can blame everyone else. Blame anyone but yourself. The Government.
Corporations. The media. Well take aim and fire.

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Won't change anything. There's a bigger picture out there
you just don't see.

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It just doesn't matter that you're inconvenienced for a couple of months.
You see we still don't know how long this is going to go on for.

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We don't know how many more people it is going to take.

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So ask yourself who's worth saving? Nurses? The police? artists or
scientists? Who's life is most important?

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What about you? Sat here in your arse crevice.

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Do you think you're worth saving?

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Fuck off!

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What the fuck is that?

322
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Fuck it.

323
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Come on.

324
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When do the bins go out?

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Not fun.

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FOOTSTEPS UPSTAIRS.

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WATER DRIPPING

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All this water for one person?

329
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Bit greedy.

330
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If you'd asked nicely.

331
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What? You would have shared? Sure.

332
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All this food. All this space. Practically luxury.

333
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This is my home.

334
01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:56,900
Right. You could afford all this? Mummy and Daddy's house?

335
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Where are they?

336
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You all by yourself? Lucky you got me here to keep you company.

337
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Hey. Oi oi oi.

338
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I haven't got much here. I'm trying to make that last.

339
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Fuck off!
Try that again and I blow your fucking brains out!

340
01:13:42,100 --> 01:13:50,900
You're a smart boy. Saved up all your food. Smart. Most weren't.
Fuck off.

341
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I haven't seen another person in ten days. So I'm gonna talk
your ear off if you like it or not.

342
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Don't know what your missing out in here. You'd love it out there.

343
01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:21,900
It's all very refreshing.

344
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What's your name?

345
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Tough nut. Like that. It's alright. Used to talking to myself. When
you're alone this long you start imagining having company.

346
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Love this tinned pastas.

347
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Can you please just leave?

348
01:15:41,100 --> 01:15:43,900
No. I don't think I will.

349
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Besides I got nowhere to be. You know this house is miles from
anywhere. Must of crossed a million miles of fields

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before finding this place. Was glad to find it though let
me tell you. Was in London a few weeks ago.

351
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I saw this banker shoving everything into this car. Ornaments.
Tacky paintings. You know the important stuff.

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All into the back of this oversized Bmer.

353
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Then we came along.

354
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Didn't used to rob people. But the whole went to shit. Do what you can.

355
01:17:01,100 --> 01:17:06,900
Not sure if leaving town was the right choice. Had no idea
where I was going.

356
01:17:09,100 --> 01:17:12,900
No way I was hanging about in that mess know what I mean.

357
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Too many crowds. Too much fighting.

358
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Just turned crazy.

359
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You've got it made here. Totally alone out here.

360
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I bet nobody bothers you.

361
01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:48,900
Well. Almost no one.

362
01:18:10,100 --> 01:18:12,900
Nice home you've got here.

363
01:18:15,100 --> 01:18:22,900
Mind if I take a look around? I've spent a long time
trying to get right here.

364
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,900
I'm going to take my sweet time.

365
01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:43,900
Yes.

366
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Come on. Come on.

367
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THIEF: Cheeky fucker.

368
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Hoarding bottles of this are we. Lucky bastard.

369
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Strong stuff. Your fuse box is out as well. Might wanna get that looked at.

370
01:23:23,100 --> 01:23:25,900
What a warm reception.

371
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Shut the fuck up.

372
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All I wanted was some water.

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I would have given you some if you hadn't broken in and tried to kill me.

374
01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,500
When did I try to kill you?

375
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You pushed me down the fucking stairs.

376
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Right. Sorry about that.

377
01:23:56,950 --> 01:23:59,500
Would it help if I told you I was a nurse?

378
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You had this on you as well.

379
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Just be thankful I didn't use it on you.

380
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:23,500
Fake gun trick was pretty good.

381
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Fooled you.
Almost.

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I'd have let you off if it wasn't for this. But this…
(coughing)

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I feel like shit.
(laughs) Like I care.

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Come off it Superman.

385
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Like I could take someone down like you.

386
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:05,500
So got it?
I avoided it for weeks.

387
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:10,500
Some dick stole my pills.
Some dick like YOU stole your pills.

388
01:25:10,900 --> 01:25:12,900
You don’t know how lucky you are out here by yourself.

389
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,500
You keep saying that. Why?

390
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:17,800
There's no water.
What?

391
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:28,500
There's no water. Reservoirs ran dry. people started looting. riots. It's wild out there.

392
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Do you have any idea what's going on?

393
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Oh my God. You don't do you?

394
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:45,500
How long you been alone for?

395
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:56,500
And that's why you broke in? To loot?

396
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,500
No. I was just desperate.

397
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:07,500
(laughs) You're full of shit.

398
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:12,500
Yeah? It won't last forever.

399
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:21,500
You'll run out soon too and more people like me will come around. It’s just a matter of time.

400
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:28,500
Whatever you say.

401
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WATER GURGLES

402
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:00,500
Fuck fuck fuck.

403
01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:06,500
Fuck.

404
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:23,500
Come on.

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DISTANT WHISPERS

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THIEF’S VOICE: More people like me will come around.

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01:28:57,000 --> 01:29:00,500
THIEF’S VOICE: It's just a matter of time.

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PIPE GURGLES.

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01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:21,500
DISTANT WHISPERS

410
01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:52,500
What were you expecting?

411
01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:58,500
An angel to come down from above to bring back your prime time TV?

412
01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:01,500
Can you blame a guy for trying?

413
01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:08,500
Sure. Sitting in your dust castle. Thinking of better days.

414
01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:15,400
Eating out of those.

415
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:18,000
It's a nice castle.

416
01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:27,500
How do those beans taste now?

417
01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:38,800
DISTANT WHISPERS

418
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,900
You smell awful.

419
01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:51,500
Shower doesn't work.

420
01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:57,500
You're dying in here.

421
01:34:57,800 --> 01:35:02,500
Well you know what? I'd rather die in here than die out there with everyone else.

422
01:35:02,700 --> 01:35:08,500
It's no safer in here than it is anywhere else.
It's the same fucking virus wherever you go.

423
01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:23,500
Alright. What's keeping you here?
What the hell are you waiting for?

424
01:35:33,700 --> 01:35:35,900
I’m waiting for them to come home.

425
01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:51,500
No one's coming home.

426
01:36:42,900 --> 01:36:44,500
VOICES FROM OUTSIDE

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MUFFLED VOICES
Reckon we can get in through the upstairs window?

428
01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:55,000
DISTANT WHISPERS

429
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:08,900
MUFFLED VOICES
Give me a hand getting the door open.

430
01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:03,800
MUFFLED VOICES
Come out come out wherever you are.

431
01:38:56,000 --> 01:39:01,500
All this water for just one person.

432
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DISTANT WHISPERS

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DISTANT WHISPERS

434
01:48:08,800 --> 01:48:12,500
Your call cannot be connected. Please hang up and try again.

435
01:48:25,000 --> 01:48:27,900
UK_GOV - YOU MUST STAY AT HOME!