1 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,215 Hi, Sam. 2 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:18,681 Angela Sullivan with front page. Nice to meet you in person finally. 3 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:19,889 Nice to meet you, too. 4 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,224 To start us off, tell us who you are. 5 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,427 Two, one, two. 6 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:57,890 One, two. 7 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:10,393 Hello? 8 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:15,693 Hi! 'M=... 1'm Jen. 9 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:18,491 I'm the interior designer, come about the living room remodel. 10 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,035 - I'm early. - Hi. Yeah. 11 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,494 =hi. - Hi. I'm Sam. 12 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:23,291 Hi. 13 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,039 You are nasty pretty. 14 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,171 Excuse me? 15 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:33,194 When you called the other day on the phone, I told my dad that you sounded pretty. 16 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,446 And he's like, "how can you tell what somebody looks like over the phone? 17 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:36,630 I bet you she's tubby.” 18 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:40,431 And I was like, "I bet you she is nasty pretty.” 19 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,678 Me and my dad we bicker, and- 20 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,261 come on... come on inside. 21 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,938 Well, what is all this? 22 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,766 Oh, I'm just... I'm working out. 23 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:57,232 Yeah. I mean, you've got your computer, and your punchy thingy. 24 00:01:57,743 --> 00:02:00,075 It's kind of nerdy yet athletic. 25 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,246 Yeah, and... and it is fairly good. 26 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:13,382 Well? 27 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:17,887 Well what? 28 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,377 Do you want to show me something? 29 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:24,595 Yeah. 30 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:30,306 I mean, I'm not that into violence but, um, the workout obviously keeps you in shape. 31 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:34,528 Yeah. 32 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:41,567 Anyways, 'm... i'm=... I'm just starting to study this guy. 33 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,402 He's a legend. Chuck. 34 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:47,206 He does this over anda right thing, or if you land it right on the button, 35 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,103 you know, like knock somebody uncon oh, what's the button? 36 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:53,086 The button is a little nerve right here that's behind your jaw. 37 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:58,088 If you hit somebody directly on the chin, it knocks them out unconsciously like you... 38 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,136 Sounds sexy. 39 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,879 Right. What? 40 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:06,387 Yeah. So, alright, what he does is... here. 41 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:09,345 - Stand there for me like this. - Oh. Hmm. 42 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,439 So, 43 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:16,853 um, and what it does is... put your hands up... and he does the series like check 44 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:19,233 the distance, check the distance, and then, bam! Oh! 45 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:24,489 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! Dad! 46 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:26,956 Hey! 47 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:32,748 Oh, gah! Oh, damn, why? 48 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,215 You all right? 49 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:40,463 I am Sam bransby, and this is my story. 50 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,638 I'm from Vegas... not that Vegas... the real Vegas. 51 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,636 Nobody's from Vegas, right? 52 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,683 Who the fuck is from Vegas? 53 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,182 Outside of the stupid fucking shows, and the shiny strip, 54 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,376 and dudes thinking they're high rollers for a weekend, 55 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,857 it's the Vegas that nobody knows about. 56 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:59,528 It's ugly, like, it's hot, dry, and ugly. 57 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:03,490 I have a dead mom from cancer and a factory-working father. 58 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,159 What's my story? My story is this. 59 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,195 I have a chip on both shoulders. 60 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:10,705 First one came when my mom died. 61 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,189 Second one came when my old man's life savings and pension was embezzled 62 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,329 leaving me to take care of him. 63 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:22,009 I was gonna wreck every bone in the bodies of the ceo and coo that did it. 64 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,823 A developing story late this afternoon. 65 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:27,305 Police were called to the 500 block of trailwood drive in summerlin 66 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:32,432 where two prominent business executives were found severely beaten and wounded in their car. 67 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,353 But somebody else got to them first 68 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:38,225 so I went to work for that somebody. 69 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,995 Sam, you're sucking on my thumb again. 70 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:55,826 Hmm? Um. 71 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,583 Put it back in there. 72 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,585 No, it's wet. 73 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,545 I like it when it's wet. 74 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,468 I want you to meet my dad. 75 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:57,183 All this talk about your dad is totally putting the kibosh on my erection. 76 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,935 I'm sorry. 77 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,735 Oh, it's a little bit of a baby arm. 78 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,404 Ha, ha, ha. 79 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:07,856 It's a pee boner. 80 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,567 What a dork! Wait! 81 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:14,032 Is it the pee or me that's making you hard? 82 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:15,034 Both. 83 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,285 No, no, it can't be both. 84 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:17,995 Sure, it can. =no. 85 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:22,079 Yeah, because... okay, if you weren't here I would have a pee boner 86 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:25,290 having sex with you in my mind. 87 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:28,303 Do you ever think of anybody else when you... you're doing it in your mind? 88 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,301 Rachael ray. 89 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,928 Wait, wait, wait. The cooking girl? 90 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:33,257 Yeah, she's spunky. =that is weird. 91 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:37,765 She's spunky, and she could make me a delicious snack in 30 minutes or less. 92 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,517 Oh, no, ufc Sam. 93 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,641 Come on, tomorrow... Hey, tomorrow... 94 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,148 My dad's coming back from the Detroit office today 95 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,774 and so have lunch with us tomorrow. 96 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:51,325 You gotta tap. - Hey, hey, hey, it's... see, I'm... easy, sweetie. 97 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,360 So you're serious about this, huh? 98 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,032 Yeah. 99 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:58,456 Just like one of those relationship stepping stones I guess. 100 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:02,494 Yeah. - I don't know, it just seems like very soon. 101 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,454 Soon? It's been seven months, fucker! 102 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:05,549 Oh! 103 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:10,760 The gestation period for a deer is eight months. 104 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:13,880 A deer? 105 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:15,306 Yes. 106 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:18,055 So our relationship is not even a full-grown deer yet. 107 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,397 Nice, Sam. 108 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:29,612 I'm just saying, like, I'm just nervous about that. 109 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,782 I mean, he's not even your real dad. 110 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:40,949 Yeah, well, Mike's dad to me, okay? 111 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:42,044 Mike. 112 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,294 I'll buy you some of those little boy panties that you like, 113 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:55,131 and I'll touch myself in front of you if you do it. 114 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,674 Let's call him right now. 115 00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:00,122 I wish you'd call him now, and get out of the way because... 116 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,228 - No. - I'm just totally game for that. 117 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,930 But... 118 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,140 Stop. What? Hello. 119 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,896 - Quit. - No, no, I actually got somebody. 120 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:11,317 Oh, shit, no! I'm... I'm sorry. 121 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,148 No, I'm already clean. 122 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:13,857 Sam. 123 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,408 Gra... gracias. 124 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:19,071 Why do you have a maid service programmed into your speed dial? 125 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:22,749 You see, um, this is really important to me. 126 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:27,705 Okay? I mean, since my mom's gone, il- 127 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,212 I used... I'm trying to keep some semblance of a family together. 128 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:35,639 Okay. 129 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,592 Alright, yes. I will meet Mike. 130 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,973 - Yes, I will meet Mike. Yes. - Oh, thank you, baby. 131 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:44,709 =all right. There. I love you. I love you. 132 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:45,813 Yeah. 133 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,265 Pound on that. 134 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,851 I have to work in the morning though so... 135 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:53,985 Oh, yeah, what... they... they transferred you? What are you doing now? 136 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:57,363 No, no, it's just the same... It's just boring it shit. 137 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,661 I'm sure it's not boring. It's probably really cool. 138 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,488 I mean, you're making so much more money. 139 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,645 What are you doing? - Yeah, yeah, no, it is. It is. It's actually pretty cool. 140 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:08,958 The dude, like, we have a head guy and I'm pretty much like a bike messenger, 141 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,382 but they send us out to do... To do it work. It's pretty cool. 142 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,801 The head guy or my boss, he'll give me a call. 143 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,298 Yes, hello. 144 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,973 Is Sam there? 145 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,972 And he just gives me like a quick rundown 146 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,725 of what the job will be, and where he's sending me. 147 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:26,850 Tommy. 148 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:29,774 How are you? Poor beavers need to be fed. 149 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,902 Sideways. 150 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,980 That's what I said, sideways. 151 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:40,945 And the steelers are going to be playing an excellent game this Sunday. 152 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,039 Do you understand me? 153 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,073 And then he sends me some paperwork. 154 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,703 You know I bring it to you. 155 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,421 Oh! 156 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:03,430 And like upfront cash 'cause our pay... you know, 'cause I... it's a... a 1099 job, 157 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,806 like, I'm an independent contractor/consultant. 158 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:12,021 And then from that, I can get a basic idea of what needs to be done or what the problem is. 159 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,821 When I get there, so I know exactly what kind of like, you know, geeky, 160 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:17,772 boring it shit I need to bring there. 161 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:24,034 And usually when I get there, it's like nobody knows why I'm there, 162 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,490 and it's like two cats fucking in a bag. 163 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,425 Yeah, excuse me, hi. 164 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,973 =hi. - Can I help you? 165 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:52,516 I'm just here to upgrade the server upstairs. 166 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,976 Um, 104. 167 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,071 It's=- 168 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,318 - man, I like your frosty tips. - What server up- 169 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,446 do you? 170 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,870 No. They're fading. 171 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,573 They're actually highlights, but I'm getting it redone tomorrow. 172 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:12,995 You should. You should because I think that they bring out your inner spartan. 173 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,795 Oh, my god. 174 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,800 Do you? 175 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:19,887 Spartan? 176 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,014 I'm Josh, by the way. 177 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,213 Yes. 178 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,514 Absolutely, Josh. 179 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,092 Oh... 180 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,143 Oh my goodness. 181 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,390 My flamingoes. 182 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,641 Yay! 183 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,190 - What? - I ordered two live flamingoes for my- 184 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,321 no. 185 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:44,618 Oh, shits! Due to another gang of meerkat slip... 186 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:53,831 You... you handle the flamingo situation, I'm gonna go upstairs and find the server. 187 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,417 Everything is gonna be... Everything is gonna be fine. 188 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,247 I'm probably gonna make noise. 189 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:07,678 Why? 190 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:14,268 This dude last week at my first job was, like, the biggest fucking chauncey. 191 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,194 Can I help you with something? 192 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,864 I'm here to upgrade the server. 193 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,369 I have a work order. 194 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,506 Who the fuck is this kid? 195 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:41,715 It guy. 196 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,418 I didn't call for an it guy. 197 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,470 Get him out of here, skinny. I don't have time for this. 198 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,843 Screech, hey, you gotta go. 199 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:49,970 No. 200 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,015 Did you hear him? 201 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,106 Hmm. 202 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:59,063 Tiny Tim, do I have to put a bullet in your ass? Get out. 203 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,148 This is my head. 204 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,234 My ass is down. 205 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,784 Aim==- aim lower. 206 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:10,956 Funny man. 207 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,869 Whoa, whoa. 208 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,120 Hey, hey, hey. 209 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,120 Jesus Christ! 210 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,510 What are you doing? 211 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,515 Oh! Good show, man. 212 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,058 I put you fucking down, boy. 213 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,477 You're doing incredible, man. 214 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:38,227 Put him right on the ground. 215 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,524 And why does he have a gun? 216 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:40,610 What? 217 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,151 Why does he have a gun? 218 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,524 He's my bodyguard. 219 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,564 Well, I'm keeping this. 220 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:53,538 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look! Look! I don't want any trouble, all right? 221 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:54,989 Don't worry. It won't be okay. 222 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,045 Good. 223 00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,831 What? 224 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:01,631 Good? 225 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:02,546 Yeah. 226 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,669 What? You're right. 227 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,217 Maybe I should just go. 228 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,302 I should just leave. 229 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:09,886 Good idea. 230 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,927 - Right. I will. - All right. 231 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:21,141 But then I just show them why I'm there, and they figure it out, 232 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,442 and then from that point on it's pretty much simple. 233 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:25,739 Is that right? 234 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:26,782 Fuck you! 235 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,948 I just hook up my laptop to their system. 236 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,400 Whoa! 237 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,611 Run a diagnostic, figure out the problem, 238 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,664 and then I just get rid of, you know, whatever's causing the problem. 239 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,201 Holy shit! You're a bad guy. 240 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,296 Get off. 241 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,421 Get off of me. 242 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,298 You little fuck. 243 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,512 Done. 244 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,660 Wow! Sounds like geeky it shit. 245 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,622 Yeah, yeah, I know, exactly, you bastard. 246 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,206 Oh, come on! I'm kidding. 247 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,962 I lay my life out on the line for you... 248 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,197 - I'm sorry. - What do you do? 249 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,462 - I bet you're amazing. - I'm pretty badass. 250 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,297 - I've noticed. - I fuck shit up. 251 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:43,356 So who were these guys you would essentially be targeting? 252 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,442 Uh, sometimes CEOs or cfos, 253 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:50,272 but typically the big-money guys or what's called placement agents. 254 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,448 Placement agents. 255 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:56,995 People who place large pension or other retirement funds with hedge funds or other assets 256 00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,039 - to ensure that they grow, correct? - Yeah, yeah. 257 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,617 They place them in what's called alternative assets 258 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,546 which really just means they have access to the funds. 259 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:10,375 They can do whatever they want with them, and then charge a fee. 260 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:16,761 But it's hard for them to not just skim off the top of the pot, or shit, take the pot. 261 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:21,595 The entire state of Kentucky got theirs taken by somebody. 262 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,556 I'm gonna go 'cause pop probably wants his breakfast. 263 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,186 Oh, yeah, how's your dad? 264 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,174 - He's all right, I guess. - You tell him hello for me, okay? 265 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,608 - I will. - Give him a kiss. 266 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:32,779 I will give him a kiss. 267 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,027 Cheek or tongue? 268 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,574 Stop. 269 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,743 You want me to tongue my dad for you? =no. 270 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,320 Both. 271 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,999 All right. Hey, don't you have to pee? 272 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,871 No, that's weird. It's like 273 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,423 totally gone. 274 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,094 Where does it go? 275 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,468 You are such a dork. 276 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,275 Does it like seep into my knee or something? 277 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,179 I love you. 278 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,927 I love you, too, donkey. 279 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,932 So, remember, tomorrow lunch. 280 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,469 Yes. Lunch. Big day. 281 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,725 Meet the pops. 282 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:09,650 All right. Later. Yeah. I'll call you. Bye. 283 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,729 Hee-ya! 284 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,242 Good morning, pop. 285 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,493 Good morning. 286 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,791 - Mwah! - What are you doing? Get off me. Jesus! 287 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,041 Easy, that's from Jen. She says to say hello. =yeah. 288 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,927 Why don't you watch in the big TV? I bought you the big TV so you can see it better. 289 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,418 You should have her over more often. 290 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,514 She makes a good breakfast and on time. 291 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,186 You don't like company, dickweed. 292 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,309 Up yours. 293 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,811 Up yours. 294 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,028 Hey, pop. 295 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,842 - What? - Does it hurt when I do this to your arm? 296 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,886 - Yeah, it hurts, bastard ass. - That hurts your shoulder? 297 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:58,910 Yes. 298 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,706 Did you order something? =no. 299 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,624 Sure? =no! 300 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,287 You didn't order any, like, stones or cakes? 301 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:12,872 No, no, no. 302 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,127 Lug nuts? =no. 303 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,218 Okay. 304 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,721 Mr. bransbury. 305 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,178 Hi. 306 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,681 Bransby. Sure. 307 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,809 What? Hey, paco, Enrique. 308 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,018 That's not their names. 309 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,424 Yeah, I know, I'm sorry. I forget their names. 310 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,439 What... what bring... Why are you guys here? 311 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,032 What? Did I do something wrong? 312 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,365 No. 313 00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,618 It's what you don't right. 314 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,373 Come here. 315 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,048 Can you... can you give us a minute, pop? 316 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,529 =all right. All right. Just give me a second. 317 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,169 Go. Go watch sugars. 318 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:06,722 So, go ahead, you guys can sit down, if you want, or stand. 319 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,348 What the fuck are you eating? 320 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,139 This? Apples and peanut butter. 321 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,880 It's good. It's like two totally different things going on inside your mouth, you know? 322 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:18,146 It's... it's seriously good. It's like a... it's like a mouth amusement park. 323 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,697 Who's that? 324 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,321 Hmm? That's donkey. 325 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,371 My girlfriend. 326 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,243 It's Jen. 327 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,662 You call her donkey? 328 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,114 Yeah. 329 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:32,493 One time when we were in bed and we were doing it, she farted, 330 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,000 and we were watching winnie the pooh at the same time. 331 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:39,460 She tried to blame the fart on eeyore, the goddamn donkey, man. 332 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,635 Ha, ha, I totally knew it's her, duh! 333 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:52,807 So I wanted to tell you that you've recovered more funds 334 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:57,443 in your first job than any one of our other hits. 335 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,610 Seriously? 336 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,655 Fuck, that is awesome, man. That is tits. 337 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,762 Seriously, it was so cool, you guys should have been there. 338 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:08,120 The first dude, the one bodyguard, the skinny black guy, I took his gun right from him, 339 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,993 shot him with it as he was on the ground. 340 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,124 And then onteveros, I put him in a rear naked choke. 341 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:16,663 That shit was so deep, dude, I had him in the whole time while I was doing the transfer. 342 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,610 You know what that is, right? The neck... you choke and you put... 343 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,590 Yeah. I'm kind of familiar with that move. 344 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:27,507 I knew you weren't the typical it guy when you brought torning soap with the bone. 345 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,928 Over a white card. 346 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,726 Look, bro, I'm telling you, man. 347 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,523 We evolved from amphibians. All right? 348 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,566 =no, no. We used to have tails and everything. 349 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:42,050 No, bro, look, you need to get discovery channel, okay? Because we come from primates. 350 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,176 Where do you get amphibians? 351 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,886 What are you talking primates, man, come on. 352 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,150 We come from amphibians. 353 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,163 - We had tails. - Where the fuck is my white card? 354 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,283 I took it. I needed one for home. 355 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,019 We breathe through our skin. You see these little holes. 356 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,783 That's where we breathe through. 357 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,876 People are always taking my shit. 358 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:00,967 Yeah. 359 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,333 Totally sorry about that, man. It was... I lost my temper. 360 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:08,176 Let's throw something, okay? You can kill a man? Not an idea. 361 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,093 You've done very well for us, son. 362 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:20,227 I... we came to deliver your balance, and to tell you 363 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:22,979 that this 364 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,074 is hot a game. 365 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,611 If you slip up, even once, 366 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:34,957 this whole operation is connected to us so you have to disappear. 367 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:37,170 You understand? 368 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,503 - Yeah. - Connection, bro. 369 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:41,960 Yeah, I understand. 370 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,000 Yes. 371 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:49,054 This guy is a real dickhead, you understand? 372 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:56,055 He's been stealing auto workers' pension funds and transferring them into Canadian accounts. 373 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,558 I'his... this is my next job? This is for me? =mm-hmm. 374 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:06,569 This fucking guy, he offed his own wife a couple of years back for asking too many questions. 375 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,694 Oh, shit. 376 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:08,785 Huh! 377 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:13,408 This is 187 million. 378 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,864 This is crazy. 379 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,701 What? There's no pictures though. I need some pictures. 380 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,877 No, you don't... you... You don't need it, no. 381 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,025 Everything you need for the wire transfer is right there. 382 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,369 You figure out when you get there. 383 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:26,758 I'll have, eh, cotto and chato to guard the perimeter. 384 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,003 Okay. 385 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,308 So, 386 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,685 ohne, namaste. 387 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,558 No... no mistakes. 388 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:40,942 Namaste. 389 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:42,100 Right. No mistakes. 390 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:45,360 No, no. That but namaste. 391 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:50,529 Namaste. 392 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:54,738 Oh! Na... namaste. Namaste. 393 00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:57,118 Oh, I get it. Spiritual. 394 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,578 I mean, you can go out the front. 395 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:07,221 You can go out the regular door. You don't have to go through the window. 396 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:17,139 Namaste. 397 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,098 Lux. 398 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:28,233 So you two look finished. 399 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:32,158 So I will bring you the check, and you want to take that home? 400 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,450 Oh, no, I'm fine. 401 00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:34,537 Thanks. 402 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:42,834 So Sam is meeting us for lunch tomorrow. 403 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,708 I can't have lunch two days in a row. 404 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,038 Why not? 405 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:46,997 Too busy. 406 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,423 Too busy? 407 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:50,595 Dad. 408 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,930 This is... this is really big what I'm asking here. 409 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,598 This is a good one, huh? 410 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:58,930 Yeah. 411 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,725 I think he's the one. 412 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:02,895 The one? 413 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:04,943 Great. 414 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:09,799 You know, he just... he got this great promotion at work. - Promotion, great, that's good. 415 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,484 He's got a new house. =new house. Good. 416 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:16,903 He's got this really huge, dinosaur cock. 417 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:17,997 Great, great. 418 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,952 And he just loves to pound my pussy. 419 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,380 What? 420 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,501 Are you sure you don't want a box for that? 421 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,463 No, I'm... I'm fine. Thanks. 422 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,639 I was just checking to see if you're listening. 423 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:40,513 Okay. All right. 424 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,886 Dad! Michael! 425 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,183 Listen, I'm trying to tell you something really important, okay? 426 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:51,859 I'm asking you to meet my possible future husband. 427 00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:53,280 Okay. 428 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,607 Okay? So the least you can do is give me the time of day. 429 00:24:56,161 --> 00:25:01,201 - Do... do you understand what I'm saying? - Yes, I understand, Jennifer. 430 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:05,159 I mean, you haven't been listening to a word that I've been saying. 431 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,960 I brought you a box. 432 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:10,293 Just put the lettuce in the box. 433 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,458 Okay. 434 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:14,679 Great. 435 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:16,924 Thanks. 436 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,062 Okay. 437 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,191 I understand, Jennifer. This is what I'm gonna do. 438 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,898 I'm working from home tomorrow. 439 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,769 I want you to come by 11:30, 440 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:36,615 and I promise you I will drop everything to meet that boy. 441 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,401 Thank you, dad. 442 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,104 Hola, Sam. 443 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,096 Those shorts are really cute. 444 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:09,961 - Quiet. - I like your man bag. 445 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:11,145 Yeah. 446 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,444 Go do your thing. 447 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:20,742 Go put your thing down. 448 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,264 Can I help you? 449 00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:48,645 Oh, I don't have you on the list. 450 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:49,847 Who were you sent by? 451 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:50,942 Onstar. 452 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:53,438 Onstar? Like in the cars? 453 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:58,026 Onshore. 454 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,945 Oh, okay. And, uh, who are you here to see? 455 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:04,244 Oh, last name is knight. 456 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:05,696 First name is pinson. 457 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:07,792 What's your name? 458 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:08,911 Amber. 459 00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:11,789 Amber! Yes, absolutely. Nice to meet you. 460 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,871 So what... you work here in the living room? 461 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,673 Oh, no, I just temp for Mr. knight when he's working from home, but 462 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,133 my real passion in life is hair. 463 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:20,006 Right. 464 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:22,133 I... I definitely see that. 465 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:23,714 Hmm, thank you. 466 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:26,162 Absolutely, and from what... from what I remember, Mr. knight, 467 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,142 he's the one with the red hair. 468 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:29,310 Black guy. 469 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:30,513 Oh, black guy. =mm-hmm. 470 00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:32,977 Yes, no red hair. 471 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,150 It's just been so long so absolutely. 472 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,899 So, yeah, we have an adult content download virus. 473 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:40,009 Oh, I don't need to be knowing all of Mr. Knight's business like that. 474 00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:42,570 Y'all can find out that stuff down the hallway. 475 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:46,904 Oh, yeah, absolutely. I'm gonna run a new port for him so I just gonna make a ton of noise. 476 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,535 Oh, it's okay. I got my iPod. 477 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:51,742 Oh, nice, yes. Smack it, flip it, rub it down. 478 00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:53,168 Jam. 479 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:56,543 I don't know. What is it? Sorry, you're just awesome. 480 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:02,002 Hmm, like me a little white meat. 481 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:07,599 Yeah, that's a nice shirt. 482 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:09,392 Thanks a lot. 483 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:10,479 My kid gave it to me. 484 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,270 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 485 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:15,557 That's pretty cool, too, rugby shirt. 486 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,943 Macy's white flower day special... 487 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:23,907 Hi, just the it guy. 488 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:31,457 There's a wireless problem and I need to run a new port, and now there's a virus download. 489 00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:41,087 Onshore, it guy. 490 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,509 Yeah, I got a work order. 491 00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:48,351 All right. 492 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,217 You guys do what you got to do. 493 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:25,072 “Whoa. 494 00:30:31,121 --> 00:30:32,657 That is loud in here. 495 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,866 I think you just stepped both feet in it. 496 00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:41,954 Ha, ha. 497 00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:43,716 Youu-== 498 00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:47,634 fuck you, man. 499 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:03,402 Okay. 500 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:09,774 Breathe through your fucking nose, okay? Breathe through your fucking nose, okay? 501 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:13,660 Now, say what I say, okay? 502 00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:18,957 Just tell her that, um, tell her to 503 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:24,038 run out for some refreshments, you know, grab herself some gatorade. 504 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,963 Come back in a half hour or so. 505 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:30,381 All right? Say every fucking word I say, okay? 506 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:37,267 First of all, kid, I don't know who the fuck you are, but you're gonna die. 507 00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:40,558 Second of all, I don't talk like that. 508 00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:42,483 Okay, okay. 509 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:44,062 Make it your own. 510 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,517 Make it in your own words. 511 00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:47,944 Amber, it's okay. 512 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:51,611 It... it guy's got the door shut. 513 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:54,234 He's got to run some wires. 514 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:56,529 Why don't you go ahead and take the rest of the day off? 515 00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,156 Oh, okay. 516 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:01,168 Sure. 517 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,835 Got myself a half day. 518 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:07,289 I'm gonna bogo at payless; Buy one, get one free. 519 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:11,426 Good, good, good. Take the day off, you know, truly that's good. 520 00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:14,801 I don't know why I haven't even thought of it. Come on. Just stay up, stand up. 521 00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:15,891 All right. 522 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,473 Now, sit here. 523 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:22,772 Be good, okay? You know what? An fyi, just fyi, 524 00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:29,987 okay, that's for the little... just like I'm gonna die comment, okay? All right. 525 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:33,361 Now, just sit here and I want you to be good, okay? 526 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:37,282 'Cause if you don't be good then I'm gonna... I'm gonna dislocate this shoulder. 527 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,487 Screw you. 528 00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:40,618 What? Screw me? No, no, no. 529 00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:43,576 This is, screw you, okay? Pinson. 530 00:32:44,254 --> 00:32:45,254 Fuck. 531 00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,124 What the fuck is that anyways? 532 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,508 Screw me! 533 00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:55,925 You, sit up now. 534 00:32:56,057 --> 00:33:00,801 Okay. So what is... this account access is here, right? 535 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:02,602 Dad. Sam. =this one. 536 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:04,350 Sam, what's happening? Jen. 537 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:05,900 Jennifer. 538 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,352 =hi. - Hey, this is my dad. 539 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:12,108 No. Dad? No. 540 00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:18,069 What? Oh, shit! No this is... this pinson. 541 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:19,323 Pinson, this is Jen. 542 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:20,278 Yeah. Yeah, he goes by Mike. 543 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:21,909 Mike knight? That's even worse. 544 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,581 Oh, you have this... =no. 545 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:24,999 This is... this is my stepdad. 546 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:31,252 Meet the pops. 547 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:32,343 I'll call you. 548 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:36,587 Hee-ya! Hee-ya! Hee-ya! 549 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:41,970 Nice to meet you. 550 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:42,847 - Wwhat are you... what are you... - Get the fuck out of here. 551 00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:45,054 What are you doing? Um... 552 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:47,598 Beating the piss out of your stepdad. 553 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:49,982 Oh, my god. 554 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,112 - Oh, my god. - I can explain. I can explain. 555 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:56,690 Sam, why do you have blood on you? What is going on? 556 00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:59,242 - No, just, it's okay. - Do you know this kid, Jennifer? 557 00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:00,910 What... shut the fuck up. 558 00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:02,558 Yeah, he's... this... This is my boyfriend. 559 00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:05,289 It's okay. It's alright. Just let me explain. 560 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,413 Explain it to the cops, motherfucker. 561 00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:08,835 Sam, stop. Stop. Just... 562 00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:11,163 1 don't want him to talk anymore, okay? 563 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:14,674 This is what you do? 564 00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:17,920 This is your geeky it shit? 565 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,552 This is how you solve all of your problems, isn't it? 566 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:24,555 I didn't lie. - You just beat people up and you... you kill them. 567 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:27,308 I take back from people what is not theirs. 568 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,765 It's like Robin hood except I'm... it's like salmon hood 569 00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:31,128 except I'm not a fish or anything like that. 570 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:34,519 I just... this right here 571 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:38,356 is account 25, 29- 572 00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:41,359 $187 million 573 00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:43,497 that he took. 574 00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:48,082 From workers. 575 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:53,234 The thing that's gonna be there when they retire then it's not... it's not there. 576 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:57,467 And then the workers sit for 18 hours a day in front of the television 577 00:34:57,554 --> 00:35:01,718 because they're so fucking depressed that they don't know their ass from their face. 578 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,723 $187 million 579 00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:07,685 so that he can make wives 580 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:11,815 that ask too many questions disappear. 581 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:22,158 Don't believe a thing he says, Jennifer. 582 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:25,408 Stop it. - I don't want him to fucking talk anymore, okay? 583 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:27,830 Sorry. 584 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:34,000 So what do we do now? 585 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:46,509 I just transfer from this account into my account in my system. 586 00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:47,603 And? 587 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,684 I'd beat him until he's unrecognizable. 588 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:56,396 No, I can't... I can't. =yeah. 589 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,978 - No. - Yes, I have to. 590 00:35:58,073 --> 00:35:59,188 It's my job. 591 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,033 Sam, I can't. 592 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,827 There are people who will make me disappear if I don't do this. 593 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:12,329 Sam, I love you, but please just... just... just go. 594 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,915 You know what? Just go. 595 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:19,086 I can fix this. 596 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,257 I'll just go talk to them and you come with me. =no. 597 00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:23,795 Now, you fix this, come on. =no. 598 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:26,802 No, seriously, I can talk it over with them. - No, just go. 599 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,760 I'll call you later. 600 00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:33,054 Yeah, call me later. 601 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:41,564 1 don't want to go out there without my shirt on, but I will. 602 00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:57,792 Fuckers! Fucking fuck me, man, leave me in my fucking house. 603 00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:58,621 All right. What? 604 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,298 Lake it easy. =yeah. 605 00:37:05,849 --> 00:37:07,259 Fucking guy. 606 00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:10,133 Let's go, man. 607 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:22,903 Pop. 608 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:24,151 Pop. Hmm. 609 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,195 Wake up. 610 00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:27,905 Wake up. 611 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,489 Oh, I messed up. 612 00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:35,829 Oh, boy, I really fucked up. 613 00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:42,795 This thing, it... 614 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,060 This== 615 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:54,855 I just... 616 00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:57,608 Fuck. 617 00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:00,771 I need you to hide. 618 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:03,152 - Hide? - Yeah, I need you to hide. 619 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,399 I don't wanna hide. 620 00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:05,651 And what the hell for? 621 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,448 Come on. Come on. Can you keep it down? 622 00:38:08,745 --> 00:38:13,205 Come on, pop, please, okay? It's what I didn't do. 623 00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:14,614 All right. 624 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:15,789 Jeez. 625 00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:22,752 Please, just, this thing with getting back the money and... 626 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:26,550 Well, it went wrong, okay? 627 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:31,214 - Yeah. - Yeah, so just get in the box. 628 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:32,347 In the box? 629 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:34,596 Yeah, get in... get in the table box. 630 00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,143 Come on. 631 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,438 Poke holes in it like I'm a hamster? 632 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:40,731 Yeah, poke holes in it. =shit. 633 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:44,006 All right. Just sit down and I'll just put holes in it. 634 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:45,110 I'm sitting down. 635 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,570 Is that enough? That's enough. 636 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:50,821 It's enough. 637 00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:51,947 All right. 638 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:52,743 Jesus. 639 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:53,866 Scoot over a little bit. 640 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:56,830 Put your hands up. 641 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,170 All right. 642 00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:02,462 Can you breathe? 643 00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:03,288 I'm in here. 644 00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:07,508 There's a stupid cocksucker! 645 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:11,258 Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy. 646 00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,172 You fucking knew. 647 00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:14,411 You fucking knew it was her dad. 648 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:16,175 You knew it all the time. We did. 649 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:20,560 We did, but we needed to test you and you know what? You failed the test. 650 00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:21,810 You made it personal. 651 00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:24,964 She was standing right there. Jen was right in front of me. 652 00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:26,507 Like, how am I supposed to go through with it? 653 00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:27,531 I don't fucking care. 654 00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:29,397 That's not my problem. 655 00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:32,909 You understand? You fuck up. 656 00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:38,031 All right. We need... we need to find... we need to find some kind of middle ground here, okay? 657 00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:43,291 We need... we need to figure out some form of homeostasis. 658 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,292 Homeo what? 659 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,529 You know, it's like a property of open system particularly among living organisms 660 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,418 to regulate the internal environment, 661 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:53,505 you know? It's something nice... A stable constant condition. 662 00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:01,642 With all due respect to science, 663 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:06,852 I told you if you fuck up even once, 664 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:08,728 you have to disappear. 665 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:12,868 So come on, 666 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:18,955 let's go bye-bye in the car, huh? 667 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:21,916 I'm gonna break your arm. Oh. 668 00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:25,712 Hey, easy. - What happened to homeostasis? 669 00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:28,335 Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. 670 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:29,426 Pick him up. 671 00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:32,555 You're right. You're right exactly, okay? Exactly. 672 00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:35,367 We got the same goal here, okay? We got... we're going for the same thing. 673 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:38,975 We just need to... we need... We need to figure this out. 674 00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:44,352 In order for me to sustain my operation I can't have any mistakes. 675 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:50,233 Don't you understand? If even one of these head honchos 676 00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:55,784 identifies us, it's bye-bye pension recovery force. 677 00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:02,199 Pension recovery force. 678 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,826 That's got a ring to it. 679 00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:05,921 That's nice. 680 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:08,337 Come on, let's go. 681 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:10,873 Hi. 682 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,925 =hi. - Hi, I'm Jen. 683 00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:16,004 =-nice to meet you, donkey. Yeah, it's nice to-wait you... 684 00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:17,964 Oris it Jen, I guess? 685 00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:19,174 You told them? 686 00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:20,704 What? It came out of a nervous conversation. 687 00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,208 I'm sorry about that. Get out of here. 688 00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:25,263 What do you mean get out of here you, goof? I just completed that 689 00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:29,897 $187 million transfer that you requested, you goof. 690 00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:32,447 Thank you. 691 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,009 - Yeah. - Thanks. Thanks a bunch. 692 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:38,697 Yeah. And I, uh, disposed of Mr. Knight for you like you asked. 693 00:41:38,788 --> 00:41:39,823 Good. Great. 694 00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:41,183 Appreciate that. What? Wait a minute. 695 00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:43,664 What it... what is it that she is talking about? 696 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:49,246 Oh, I, well, you... Sam recruited me as an inside man or woman, you know? 697 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,171 Woman. 698 00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:56,003 And so I have my dad's laptop in here, and I saved all of his account names, 699 00:41:56,097 --> 00:41:58,759 and numbers, and passwords, and all those locations and things. 700 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:02,593 I put them on the desktop, okay? So you can just take that away. 701 00:42:02,687 --> 00:42:07,021 Yeah, and you know, there is a lot more than $187 million in there. 702 00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:09,394 I guess you should have dug a little deeper. 703 00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:12,192 Yeah, dig deeper, deep dickhead. 704 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,384 You know, here, I'm gonna give you this back because this is... this is real heavy. 705 00:42:15,408 --> 00:42:16,427 - Yes, it is heavy. - Okay. 706 00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:17,566 It's a heavy gun. 707 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:18,399 So... 708 00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:19,984 Can I get out now? 709 00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:22,820 Oops, sorry. 710 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:26,032 Yeah, come on, pop. 711 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:40,713 Call. 712 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:42,173 Give me a call. 713 00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:44,224 I have a little something for you. 714 00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:48,387 Jdd 715 00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:04,992 I talked to your dad today. 716 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,289 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 717 00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:10,243 Kind of smooth things over as best as I could. 718 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:13,962 He was just mad about his shoulder though, but that's okay. 719 00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:17,421 - Good. - You know, when I talked to him, 720 00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:23,724 I also asked him if I could give you a real one of these. 721 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,640 So you can always be my donkey. 722 00:43:34,362 --> 00:43:35,647 Hi, burrito. 723 00:43:35,738 --> 00:43:37,478 What are you doing? 724 00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:38,779 Where did you come from? 725 00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:40,322 I got another job for you. 726 00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:42,596 Yeah, another job is great but this is kind of like bad time. 727 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:45,407 I'm trying to, like, establish a little something here. 728 00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:47,614 I know. What did she say? She hasn't answered yet. 729 00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:50,533 So what's your answer? 730 00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:51,951 - Yes! - Fuck you. 731 00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:54,582 This is crazy, man. 732 00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:57,040 - Oh, I got bubbles in my nose. - You got bubbles in. 733 00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:00,672 Bubbles in my nose. 734 00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:06,049 I'm gonna get in with you. 735 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:08,055 - Get out! No! - Canl get in? 736 00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:13,890 - Just fuck off me. - Why? 737 00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:16,665 What the fuck are you doing? Who the fuck are you? Get the fuck off. 738 00:44:18,364 --> 00:44:19,774 Greatest year to date. 739 00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:24,734 Jdd 740 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:54,889 All right, pop. 741 00:44:56,235 --> 00:45:00,820 There's these, anda I got you some fresh j. 742 00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:02,613 You don't take that with that. 743 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,066 Don't wash that down with that this time, right? 744 00:45:07,914 --> 00:45:09,199 That better not be my brother. 745 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,248 Don't be a dick, you bastard ass. 746 00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:19,212 I'nat's my brother Ronnie. 747 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,291 Ah, Ronnie. 748 00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:25,378 Ronnie had a little incident with ecstasy, wasn't a good person to have around 749 00:45:25,473 --> 00:45:27,338 'cause he would call the cops all the time. 750 00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:29,077 He would call the cops when the cable went out. 751 00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:30,807 He called the cops on the toaster once. 752 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:37,932 Get off him, man. 753 00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:39,892 Cut out the jujutsu crap. 754 00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:41,978 I'll cut it out when he starts to contribute. 755 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:43,233 Contribute. 756 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:44,985 You said contribute twice. 757 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:47,596 Well, yeah, whatever. What... tell me that you're not here for money. 758 00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:49,201 I only need $50. 759 00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:50,494 For what? 760 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:51,696 A new snorkel cap. 761 00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:52,912 He's going to sleep. 762 00:45:53,626 --> 00:45:55,082 Well, you wanna fight, huh? 763 00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:55,999 Yeah, wait. 764 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,327 Knock it off. 765 00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:58,661 Back down. 766 00:45:58,714 --> 00:46:00,420 Sit down! 767 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:10,382 Guys, guys, what is going on? 768 00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,012 Who the hell are these people? 769 00:46:18,359 --> 00:46:19,815 What are you doing with them? 770 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,521 So she stepped in and said she'd had enough. 771 00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:29,947 She flat-out told them that I wanted to quit 772 00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:32,619 pension recovery force. 773 00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:34,165 Did you? 774 00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:36,167 Yeah. 775 00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:41,583 Part of me wanted to live a normal life again, but I was also kind of addicted to it, 776 00:46:41,674 --> 00:46:45,337 kind of like, you know, when soldiers go to war they hate the war, 777 00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:46,668 but they can't live without it. 778 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:49,086 Kind of the same thing with me. 779 00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:58,517 Hey, pop, how you doing? 780 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:08,113 You have some holes in your game, Sam. 781 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:11,776 You got a little something on your chest that read pow-pow. 782 00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:18,575 Don't go out the window. 783 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,785 Don't go out the window. 784 00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:23,996 My name is San tiago. 785 00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:25,918 Hey, relax. 786 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:27,500 You're not even Mexican. 787 00:47:27,595 --> 00:47:29,460 You're a puerto rican, motherf... 788 00:47:31,807 --> 00:47:32,842 Sorry. 789 00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:36,204 I know what it's like to have difficulties with your brother. 790 00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:39,345 You hate him but you need him for your go turn. 791 00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:42,598 Use that, strengthen your undercarriage. 792 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:46,777 That makes no sense. 793 00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:56,909 So we're engaged for one month, and suddenly you're making decisions for me? 794 00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:00,870 I still don't know if I can live with you doing this. 795 00:48:02,755 --> 00:48:03,961 Jdd 796 00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:10,485 You added a ton of gates and fences. 797 00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:14,398 I did get him, man! 798 00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:16,779 You are a bulldog. 799 00:49:31,177 --> 00:49:33,293 Sam, meet kj chalk. 800 00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:35,594 We brought him here to train you. 801 00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:40,015 You almost went down in your last job because you keep dropping your fucking left. 802 00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:41,512 I like your flat ears. 803 00:49:42,563 --> 00:49:44,428 Oh, 'cause of the cauliflower thing. 804 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:46,138 Yeah. 805 00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:48,503 How did you get rid of it? They're not all thick and bulbous anymore. 806 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:49,527 Surgery. 807 00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:52,687 Why is he jacking me? 808 00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:10,250 You see this? This is your next job. 809 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,629 It's a fucking woman? 810 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:19,093 She inherited her father's tool and die shop. 811 00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:24,427 Twenty-eight machinists that think that their pension 812 00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:33,195 is earning 9% but instead she bought a condo in nice, France 813 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:41,280 so she could get her fucking pussy get out ragged up by fucking euro guys, huh? 814 00:50:45,251 --> 00:50:45,956 Alright. 815 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:47,658 Pause the training session. 816 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:49,163 I almost got you in the nuts. 817 00:50:49,255 --> 00:50:51,120 I believe it's called nice, France. 818 00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:52,955 I think it's pronounced hee-say. 819 00:50:54,009 --> 00:50:56,500 Like your sister's daughter or something. 820 00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:57,710 Nice, France. 821 00:50:57,805 --> 00:51:01,138 With all due respect! Excuse me, sweetheart... 822 00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:07,102 To geography, suddenly out... out of the blue why... why is it a problem? 823 00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:09,976 You guys gotta be fucking with me, huh? It's not about that. 824 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:12,979 It's just about getting these dudes back, and getting the money back, 825 00:51:13,028 --> 00:51:15,735 and just doing it old west-style, and making them understand... 826 00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:18,815 Because that's not the way I wanted to fucking go down. 827 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:22,242 What I want is something to do my way, I do it in my way, no? 828 00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:24,695 How do we work, Sam? Tell me how we work. 829 00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:26,872 We... 830 00:51:26,959 --> 00:51:30,355 When we work, how do we work? And don't get me upset, you know, I don't like to get upset. 831 00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:31,789 My blood sugar is low. 832 00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:36,377 I don't have any food on me right now. 833 00:51:36,468 --> 00:51:40,507 Tell me, what... what do we usually do? What do we usually do? 834 00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,589 We prick your finger and test your blood. 835 00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:44,048 Right. 836 00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:45,537 - And then... then we do what you say. - Because you do right. 837 00:51:45,561 --> 00:51:47,222 Right. That's what we do. 838 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:02,952 You know what? 839 00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:08,573 I think I know someboay who can help you. 840 00:52:10,085 --> 00:52:12,076 1sk, tsk, tsk, pop, pop. 841 00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:20,175 Get out of here. 842 00:52:20,262 --> 00:52:23,004 Do what I tell you to do. Come on. Let's go. I got dizzy. 843 00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:30,677 Jdd 844 00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:03,669 Hey. 845 00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:09,224 So why did you want to meet here? 846 00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:13,637 What's... what's going on and what... what's with the getup? 847 00:53:13,732 --> 00:53:18,943 And what's this all about Mr. mohring? 848 00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:22,817 I'm here to do... I need... I need you to punch a lady. 849 00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:24,819 - Oh, no. No. - Let's go. 850 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:28,743 Was that... when did that clown get here? 851 00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:32,406 He's just a clown. 852 00:53:32,501 --> 00:53:36,494 What is he doing? No, I get it. =yeah. 853 00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:42,920 Oh! 854 00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:45,969 Oh, my god! What the fuck, Sam? You fucking punched a clown. 855 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:47,171 He freaks me out. 856 00:53:47,266 --> 00:53:49,598 - He freaked me out. - Oh, my god! Are you okay? 857 00:53:50,853 --> 00:53:52,389 Ha, ha, ha. 858 00:53:52,479 --> 00:53:54,515 I get it. Punching the clown. 859 00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:57,181 Well, it's just the proximity. 860 00:53:57,276 --> 00:53:59,337 - I've never been in that proximity. - Oh, my god. I'm so sorry. 861 00:53:59,361 --> 00:54:00,361 Dick. 862 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:03,653 Dick. He's wearing dick. 863 00:54:04,450 --> 00:54:06,406 - Hey, yeah. - Oh, god. 864 00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:10,515 Here. What is it? Why do you have Jessica steinman? 865 00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:14,873 Give me that. - Why do you have that? Jessica steinman, why do you have that? 866 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,166 Can we just go? 867 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:19,370 Um, all right. Here, here, take this. 868 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:24,713 This is, uh, this is a grand... a grand for you. 869 00:54:24,803 --> 00:54:27,795 I apologize for jacking you. 870 00:54:27,890 --> 00:54:30,097 You keep that, but I'm gonna deliver this stuff for you. 871 00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:32,015 Sir, you don't have to do this for him. 872 00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:34,138 - Yeah. - You don't have to do any of this. 873 00:54:34,229 --> 00:54:36,641 Done. And done. We'll take care of this. 874 00:54:36,732 --> 00:54:38,313 I'll take the squeakies. 875 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,765 Squeegees. It's great. 876 00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:40,860 Clown lingo. 877 00:54:42,237 --> 00:54:44,477 Oh, I... I don't know that. I don't know the clown lingo. 878 00:54:46,033 --> 00:54:48,115 Don't. Not again. 879 00:54:49,161 --> 00:54:54,451 Sam, so you asked me to come here so that we can talk. - Right. 880 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:56,532 And then you tell me you want to punch a lady. 881 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:57,627 Yeah, no. 882 00:54:57,669 --> 00:54:58,749 Should... 883 00:54:58,837 --> 00:55:02,295 What is going on out here? Can I help you? 884 00:55:03,175 --> 00:55:05,086 Is that a clown? 885 00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:09,303 Creepy, right? I know. 886 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:11,505 You're creeping me out. 887 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,807 Oh, no. Here. This... happy birthday. 888 00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:16,180 I guess that's for you. He had that. 889 00:55:16,271 --> 00:55:18,728 Turns out I'm not... I'm the mid messenger here. 890 00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:20,397 I'm here... 1 need to get in the shop. 891 00:55:20,484 --> 00:55:21,940 I need to get in the machine shop. 892 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,518 - If I can just... - Okay. Are you scheduled? 893 00:55:24,613 --> 00:55:25,613 - Yeah. - All right. 894 00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:27,258 Been scheduled for three months up there. 895 00:55:27,282 --> 00:55:29,113 Okay. 896 00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:30,907 Come in, I guess. 897 00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:32,950 Just do whatever I say. Just go with this, okay? 898 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:55,383 Do you understand singing is very soothing for this so... so in three, one. 899 00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:04,900 Please, please. 900 00:56:04,987 --> 00:56:06,648 I wanna stay, papi. 901 00:56:10,075 --> 00:56:13,192 I want you to know that we are with you 902 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,993 most literally in this room and in life. 903 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:26,168 You were my father's mentor back in '75. 904 00:56:28,176 --> 00:56:30,258 Tiny Bob was your father? 905 00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:35,009 Thank you for teaching me. 906 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:37,216 Now, I can feed my big baby. 907 00:56:37,769 --> 00:56:38,804 Pop-pop. 908 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:48,571 Si. 909 00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:53,695 I get my height from my mother. 910 00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:59,121 Mr. bransby. I'm Roger, and I'm here to save the day. 911 00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:00,207 Roger? 912 00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:01,702 Roger. 913 00:57:01,793 --> 00:57:05,957 Roger, that is great salesman lingo, but I am not a pity case. 914 00:57:06,048 --> 00:57:08,755 Right. Don't... don't do the salesman line, okay? 915 00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:11,629 Ah, yeah, duly noted. 916 00:57:13,013 --> 00:57:17,006 Mr. bransby, I'm here to get you back on track. 917 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:20,263 Whoop, there I go again with the salesmanship. 918 00:57:20,354 --> 00:57:23,846 Again, I am not a pity case. Sam is taking care of me. 919 00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:25,752 - I don't want anything. - No, it's not a pity case. 920 00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:28,438 As part of pension recovery force, 921 00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:35,108 we feel it's our duty to set up something stable for your future. 922 00:57:35,202 --> 00:57:38,285 We're gonna be setting up some annuities for you. 923 00:57:38,372 --> 00:57:42,285 You're gonna have money from money earning money. 924 00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:47,582 Hey, is there another wordsmith in the room? Raise your hand. 925 00:57:47,673 --> 00:57:49,755 I'll raise it up one time. 926 00:57:49,841 --> 00:57:51,172 Coming through. 927 00:57:52,177 --> 00:57:53,337 Something happened. 928 00:58:01,269 --> 00:58:02,600 What... what happened? 929 00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:08,519 Well, I fired all the office people because they were just hideous, hideous people. 930 00:58:11,446 --> 00:58:12,446 Mad. 931 00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:15,655 Uh, so who are you, and who are you with? 932 00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:20,035 Chuck rabot, c&c specialist, got a call about a bear being out. 933 00:58:20,122 --> 00:58:22,408 I'm just gonna pop a new one in there for you. 934 00:58:22,457 --> 00:58:26,416 This is my wife, Amelie poulain, bring-your-wife-to-workday. 935 00:58:27,462 --> 00:58:29,828 Are you named from the... the movie? 936 00:58:29,923 --> 00:58:31,003 - Yeah. - I love France! 937 00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:32,706 Oh, wow, yeah. 938 00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:33,916 Oh, boy. 939 00:58:35,387 --> 00:58:37,378 Oh, wow, no. 940 00:58:37,472 --> 00:58:41,681 It was just a giant, giant coincidence. 941 00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:45,761 Oh, well, I love, love France. 942 00:58:46,481 --> 00:58:50,770 Yeah, I was gonna relocate there to this lovely villa in nice and then my father 943 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:53,443 passed and left me this god-awful factory to deal with. 944 00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:55,486 Anyways, the workshop is back here. 945 00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:59,483 Oh, my god! I've been to cannes, but some people call it con. 946 00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:00,779 But I like to call it cannes. 947 00:59:00,829 --> 00:59:03,787 Anyways, the shop is... 948 00:59:03,874 --> 00:59:05,990 She is gonna realize that we're not following her 949 00:59:06,084 --> 00:59:08,200 and she's gonna be back in here in 18 seconds. 950 00:59:08,295 --> 00:59:12,709 It takes me 57 seconds to transfer all of her embezzled funds 951 00:59:12,799 --> 00:59:14,881 from her account into my account. 952 00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:16,879 We have two choices at that point. 953 00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:18,460 She will catch us. 954 00:59:19,264 --> 00:59:20,970 And there are two choices. 955 00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:24,221 Either we get arrested and I go through a lot of legal stuff and end up 956 00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:25,972 wearing a jumpsuit for a long time. 957 00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:29,681 =-no. Option b, you punch her, right in the button, 958 00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:33,609 knock her out and we walk out of here unscathed. Sam. 959 00:59:34,154 --> 00:59:40,775 Four, three, just be part of this, two, one. 960 00:59:40,869 --> 00:59:41,699 Oh, shit. 961 00:59:41,787 --> 00:59:42,617 Excuse me. 962 00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:44,240 This is my office. 963 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:47,163 Hey! Hello! Wrong spot. 964 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:50,492 - Yeah. - What... who are you people? 965 00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:54,921 Get... help! Somebody? 966 00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:58,500 - Oh... oh, god. - Oh, yeah. 967 00:59:58,970 --> 00:59:59,970 Mm... hmm. Sam. 968 01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:02,216 Oh! Oh, my god. 969 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:06,307 Just be part of this. 970 01:00:06,394 --> 01:00:08,847 Just be part of this. 971 01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:10,099 How do you know about this? 972 01:00:11,983 --> 01:00:14,190 I know where the button is. 973 01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:23,154 Come on, baby. Just wake up. 974 01:00:23,245 --> 01:00:24,781 Yeah. I just need to get a sig... 975 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,453 Yeah. Just call 911 please, or no, no, no. 976 01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:29,497 Just... just help me, please. 977 01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:32,075 What are you guys doing? Is this something you guys do or what? 978 01:00:32,170 --> 01:00:33,731 Here's another thousand if you'll just help me. 979 01:00:33,755 --> 01:00:34,665 A thousand? 980 01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:36,150 - Yeah, please. - A thousand dollars? 981 01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:37,710 Please. =shit. 982 01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:39,085 Okay? 983 01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:40,713 Again, with the squeegees. 984 01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:44,054 =this is... - A thousand bucks! 985 01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:45,868 Just... are you... just help me get him out of here, please. 986 01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:48,725 Do you need help tomorrow 'cause I can call in sick at this job? 987 01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:52,212 No. Just... just right now... right now it would be great if we can just move him out. 988 01:00:52,274 --> 01:00:53,459 All right. Well, I need you to sign first. 989 01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:55,815 Oh, my god. Just give it... Give it to me. Fine. 990 01:00:55,902 --> 01:00:57,438 Oh, my god. 991 01:00:57,529 --> 01:00:59,565 I'm available. I'm off... 992 01:00:59,614 --> 01:01:01,570 Here... here, no, it's... it's fine. It's fine. 993 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:05,617 Tuesdays and Thursdays. - Please, just... just grab a part of him, and... 994 01:01:07,956 --> 01:01:09,571 Is he dead or... am I moving a dead guy? 995 01:01:09,624 --> 01:01:12,161 No, no, no, I... we just have to get him to somewhere. 996 01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:13,729 - I don't know. - 'Cause, I mean, I'm not gonna... 997 01:01:13,753 --> 01:01:14,993 Oh, oh god. 998 01:01:15,088 --> 01:01:17,500 Is he... he's dead, ma'am. Um... 999 01:01:17,591 --> 01:01:18,922 Coming through. 1000 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:21,375 Something happened. 1001 01:01:22,971 --> 01:01:24,586 What... what happened? 1002 01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:27,201 I... 1... I don't know. He got hit in the head really hard, and then- 1003 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:30,137 and his pulse was low and I didn't want to take him to the hospital. 1004 01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:33,311 Right. Right. Right. But what happened? 1005 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:36,351 He passes out at the sight of his own mouth blood. 1006 01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:37,853 It's pretty cool. 1007 01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:40,651 Christ! Ronnie put something on his head when they were kids. 1008 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:45,817 Ow-wee! Ow-wee! 1009 01:01:45,911 --> 01:01:48,493 You know what it means when your mouth bleeds, don't you? 1010 01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:50,449 It means you have a fly 1011 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:51,746 living in your jaw. 1012 01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:02,211 Can I get out of here? 1013 01:02:02,302 --> 01:02:05,590 You know what? I actually am gonna skedaddle as well. 1014 01:02:08,099 --> 01:02:10,806 You mind dropping me off at the clean needle exchange? 1015 01:02:10,894 --> 01:02:12,475 Talk. 1016 01:02:12,562 --> 01:02:14,624 - Oh, I passed out at first. - You got kicked in the head? 1017 01:02:14,648 --> 01:02:17,668 Yeah, I could have ducked. She got me in the forehead, and then I did the stiff leg, 1018 01:02:17,692 --> 01:02:22,652 stiff arm thing just for like causel just wanted to watch you, 1019 01:02:22,697 --> 01:02:25,655 and make sure that you did it, and you came through. 1020 01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:27,620 She was great. She was like part of the team now. 1021 01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:32,738 Oh! 1022 01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:37,827 It was a ruse? It was a fucking ruse? 1023 01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:42,126 I don't even use the word ruse or fucking... 1024 01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:48,628 You wanted... you turn me into something that I don't even know what. 1025 01:02:48,723 --> 01:02:52,090 Sam, you have been lying to me. 1026 01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:56,936 With all these... these lies and lies and lies and you... 1027 01:02:57,732 --> 01:02:59,893 You tricked me. 1028 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:06,446 You know after what you did to my dad, you know, it feels like you just took my heart 1029 01:03:06,533 --> 01:03:10,117 and you just attached it to the back of a couple of tractors, and told them 1030 01:03:10,203 --> 01:03:12,660 to drive in opposite directions, you know? 1031 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:16,866 I hate what you are doing. 1032 01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:22,120 I'm not hurting innocent people. 1033 01:03:24,759 --> 01:03:27,250 I need you to be on board with this. 1034 01:03:27,345 --> 01:03:30,052 And you made me punch a woman I don't know. 1035 01:03:31,224 --> 01:03:36,218 You know, you think it's okay because they're bad people. What you are doing is wrong. 1036 01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:40,983 I disagree. 1037 01:03:42,277 --> 01:03:43,517 I'm done with this. 1038 01:03:45,155 --> 01:03:46,270 I'm done with this. 1039 01:03:46,364 --> 01:03:47,194 Calm down. 1040 01:03:47,282 --> 01:03:49,273 I am done with you. 1041 01:03:57,167 --> 01:04:01,501 You know, you... you need to handle your business? Handle it. 1042 01:04:02,005 --> 01:04:06,624 This girl, she's walking out, all this information. 1043 01:04:06,718 --> 01:04:10,552 The fuck is wrong with you, you stupid motherfucker? 1044 01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:13,839 You know I don't like to get upset, Sam. 1045 01:04:14,559 --> 01:04:16,641 My blood sugar is high right now. 1046 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:19,344 You fucked this one up, little motherfucker. 1047 01:04:21,066 --> 01:04:22,066 Yeah. 1048 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:26,477 It was your idea. 1049 01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:29,396 I don't feel good. 1050 01:04:29,491 --> 01:04:32,824 You are gonna give me fucking diabetes, you know? Fine. 1051 01:04:32,952 --> 01:04:34,943 I'm gonna eat something now. 1052 01:05:06,027 --> 01:05:07,767 Oh, hell to the uh. 1053 01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:10,569 Diantre's ass was out drinking all day, 1054 01:05:10,657 --> 01:05:13,194 and he thinks he's gonna go out with his friends again tonight. 1055 01:05:13,284 --> 01:05:14,284 Uh=uh. 1056 01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:18,015 I hate when Mark does shit like that, but you know what Mark does? 1057 01:05:18,039 --> 01:05:22,658 He drinks and then he has this amazing idea to go drive somewhere. 1058 01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:23,958 Brilliant. 1059 01:05:25,463 --> 01:05:27,579 Does Sam do shit like that, Jen? 1060 01:05:28,716 --> 01:05:29,716 Jen. 1061 01:05:31,136 --> 01:05:32,136 Jen. 1062 01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:35,469 Earth to zoned-out bitch. 1063 01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:37,930 Welcome back, yeah. 1064 01:05:39,018 --> 01:05:45,935 Yeah, you know, he's... oh, he's got his vices, yeah, sure. 1065 01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:48,152 Sure, yeah. 1066 01:05:49,154 --> 01:05:50,634 That's what they call them these days. 1067 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:55,774 So by vices you mean what? 1068 01:05:56,369 --> 01:05:57,369 Yup. 1069 01:05:58,580 --> 01:06:00,195 You know what that means. 1070 01:06:00,874 --> 01:06:03,536 I'm sure he does. 1071 01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:04,626 Yeah. 1072 01:06:06,087 --> 01:06:07,543 So you know what I did, guys? 1073 01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:09,298 What? 1074 01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:16,170 I let him leave, and then I call the cops, and I reported a drunk driver. 1075 01:06:16,264 --> 01:06:18,801 - Holy shit. - Yeah, it happened. 1076 01:06:18,892 --> 01:06:20,223 And you turned in your man? 1077 01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:22,266 - Hell, yes, I did. - Did he get caught? 1078 01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:25,220 Hell, yes, he did and you know what? He don't drink no more. 1079 01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:28,398 - Oh my. - Oh, so wait, his drinking got so bad 1080 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:30,225 that you decided you were gonna turn him in? 1081 01:06:32,071 --> 01:06:37,065 And then, oh, after he got arrested he just learned his lesson, so to speak? 1082 01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:39,950 Let me tell you something, little lady. 1083 01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:43,037 From my life experience, I have realized 1084 01:06:44,584 --> 01:06:47,667 sometimes you have to kick a boy in the nuts. 1085 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:52,464 And in this case by... and in... 1086 01:06:53,551 --> 01:07:00,639 And in this case the kick in the nuts was a night in the pokey and a dul. 1087 01:07:01,976 --> 01:07:04,038 Did he find out that you were the one that turned him in? 1088 01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:08,396 Oh, hell no, and even if he does, I mean, who bailed him out and then tugged him off. 1089 01:07:09,734 --> 01:07:11,440 I... he was okay with that? 1090 01:07:11,528 --> 01:07:13,564 Yes, he was okay with that. 1091 01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:15,395 There's Monica newlove. 1092 01:07:15,490 --> 01:07:18,698 Hands in the middle! Liquid brunch on three. 1093 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:21,948 - One, two, three, liquid brunch. - Liquid brunch. 1094 01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:23,038 Adjourned. 1095 01:07:27,335 --> 01:07:29,291 I can't get this blood off my shorts. 1096 01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:36,750 Try using peanut butter. 1097 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:40,007 Peanut butter? That's brilliant. 1098 01:07:40,139 --> 01:07:41,254 Gum in the hair? 1099 01:07:41,349 --> 01:07:42,885 Oh, milk, man. 1100 01:07:42,976 --> 01:07:46,184 Just soak it in milk first and then you use the cold water, man. 1101 01:07:46,688 --> 01:07:48,269 Peanut butter. 1102 01:07:48,356 --> 01:07:50,543 You confuse the gum and the peanut butter. Come on, man. 1103 01:07:50,567 --> 01:07:52,711 Why don't we get that to... why don't we get that to... 1104 01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:57,855 You confuse gum and peanut butter? Big guy. 1105 01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:01,069 Same texture. 1106 01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:04,952 Sam, what are you doing here? 1107 01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:08,748 I want another job. 1108 01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:10,252 No. 1109 01:08:11,838 --> 01:08:14,329 We-=... you've been very busy already. 1110 01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:16,255 Now, take a break. 1111 01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:20,961 We already have one of our herbal double cheeseburgers taking care of seeds. 1112 01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:24,388 Yeah. Go... go home. Relax. 1113 01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:27,467 Drink some milk or something. 1114 01:08:27,562 --> 01:08:28,562 Control. 1115 01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:31,017 Remember, I told you control is good. 1116 01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:35,942 I just gotta get my mind off donkey, and all these pent-up-ness. 1117 01:08:36,696 --> 01:08:38,311 I need to unpent it. 1118 01:08:44,329 --> 01:08:45,785 Find me another job. 1119 01:08:46,873 --> 01:08:47,873 Okay. Breathe. 1120 01:08:51,502 --> 01:08:53,538 Breathe in, out. 1121 01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:56,166 They're doing it, too, so it's distracting. 1122 01:08:58,551 --> 01:09:01,293 Let me see what I got. 1123 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:05,846 No, that's not gonna work. 1124 01:09:05,933 --> 01:09:08,015 It's too much. You're not ready yet. 1125 01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:10,597 Okay. Do you have a suit? 1126 01:09:12,607 --> 01:09:15,098 Alright, so does this make you feel better? 1127 01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:16,098 Yeah. 1128 01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:17,235 Grab a seat. 1129 01:09:22,033 --> 01:09:23,989 It's more private here so we can talk. 1130 01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:25,362 Vim-hmm. 1131 01:09:25,453 --> 01:09:26,453 Hmm. 1132 01:09:27,747 --> 01:09:28,657 Ouch. 1133 01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:30,659 Um, can you do that some other time? 1134 01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:33,286 - Yeah, well, I'll get it later. - Okay. 1135 01:09:33,378 --> 01:09:34,743 So continue. 1136 01:09:35,755 --> 01:09:37,791 So this person who I know, 1137 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:44,386 technically, is breaking the law by doing something illegal. 1138 01:09:44,472 --> 01:09:52,472 He, you know... or she, is hurting people and stealing from them but... 1139 01:09:52,814 --> 01:09:53,724 Okay. 1140 01:09:53,815 --> 01:09:55,430 Do I know you, detective o'Hayes? 1141 01:09:57,318 --> 01:09:58,728 I brought you a box. 1142 01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:02,445 Just put the lettuce in the box. 1143 01:10:03,825 --> 01:10:04,905 Don't think so. 1144 01:10:04,992 --> 01:10:06,027 Oh. 1145 01:10:08,121 --> 01:10:12,490 Okay. Okay. I got something for you. We got two guys. It's a health care partnership. 1146 01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:19,372 They wanna buy land, and you're going to sell them some, Sam, okay? 1147 01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:20,734 So just tell me about this person? 1148 01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:23,124 Well... well, hold on. 1149 01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:28,217 He's doing it to people who have also stolen. 1150 01:10:30,643 --> 01:10:32,224 The problem is 1151 01:10:33,688 --> 01:10:38,808 we have to find out where they're funneling the money. 1152 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:44,980 Almost. So kind of like a scissor home? 1153 01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:48,282 Yeah. No. Wait. What... What's a scissor home? 1154 01:10:49,328 --> 01:10:56,496 They take on high risk-premiums, and then drop them as soon as they get a cold sore. 1155 01:10:58,713 --> 01:11:03,673 So you're going to squeeze them like, um, 1156 01:11:08,723 --> 01:11:10,429 Like a cold sore. 1157 01:11:10,516 --> 01:11:12,472 That's good. 1158 01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,300 Yeah, that hurts when you do that, though. 1159 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:15,414 You're not supposed to squeeze them. 1160 01:11:15,438 --> 01:11:19,147 No. Wait. What... Okay, well, never mind. 1161 01:11:19,776 --> 01:11:27,148 The bottom line is that this person who I care about is hurting people, 1162 01:11:27,241 --> 01:11:28,947 but they re bad people. 1163 01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:31,026 Okay. 1164 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:35,739 And so I'm just trying to figure out if I could maybe get him arrested or, you know, 1165 01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:38,575 scare him enough just to get him to stop doing it. 1166 01:11:39,879 --> 01:11:41,744 You think you can handle that? 1167 01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:43,381 Yes. 1168 01:11:45,676 --> 01:11:48,008 - You feel strong, right? You can do it? - Yes. Yes. 1169 01:11:48,095 --> 01:11:50,677 Okay. Then you're ready, no? Hey. 1170 01:11:55,436 --> 01:11:58,394 Hey, Sam, be very careful. 1171 01:11:59,398 --> 01:12:03,141 These guys are big. 1172 01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:08,900 Are you going to sleep? 1173 01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:10,822 Yeah, don't worry, baby, yeah. 1174 01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:12,571 Yeah, baby. 1175 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:15,870 Okay. Well, first of all, you can't take the law into your own hands. 1176 01:12:15,957 --> 01:12:17,743 It's not the wild west anymore. 1177 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:19,417 Hmm. 1178 01:12:20,294 --> 01:12:21,955 So you can't give me a name? 1179 01:12:33,307 --> 01:12:34,638 Mm=-mm. 1180 01:12:34,725 --> 01:12:36,556 How about at least you give me your name? 1181 01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:39,059 Yeah, no. 1182 01:12:40,773 --> 01:12:42,229 Whoa, sit down. 1183 01:12:44,318 --> 01:12:46,434 Just sit down. 1184 01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:51,815 Yeah, yeah, listen, I mean, you came here to us. 1185 01:12:52,577 --> 01:12:54,533 We're here to help you, right? 1186 01:12:55,580 --> 01:13:02,167 So why don't you just report that crime that you wanted to report, okay? 1187 01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:04,796 I got it. 1188 01:13:05,298 --> 01:13:06,298 Yeah. 1189 01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:23,041 You have you ever had Louisiana fried chicken? 1190 01:13:23,065 --> 01:13:25,147 =no, man. Hey, tavares, thaddius. 1191 01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,644 Yeah. Yeah. 1192 01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:29,318 You remember that bigwig we were tailing a couple of weeks ago, 1193 01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:31,361 a guy that we thought killed his wife? 1194 01:13:32,199 --> 01:13:35,024 Yeah. Yeah. 1195 01:13:35,119 --> 01:13:38,703 Yeah, well his stepdaughter just came in here and wanna report a crime. 1196 01:13:38,789 --> 01:13:40,154 It was very obtuse. 1197 01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:43,707 Who was that guy she was with a couple of days ago? 1198 01:13:44,337 --> 01:13:45,497 Oh, man. 1199 01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:51,799 I think it was just some random guy she was dating. 1200 01:13:51,886 --> 01:13:54,406 Oh, you know? I don't think there was anything there. 1201 01:13:56,724 --> 01:13:58,009 All right. Thanks, fellows. 1202 01:13:58,100 --> 01:13:59,940 - All right. - No problem. 1203 01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:14,029 So you turned me in? 1204 01:14:15,368 --> 01:14:17,304 At least you could have cracked the windows for me. 1205 01:14:17,328 --> 01:14:19,489 Your greenhouse affected the shit out of me. 1206 01:14:25,086 --> 01:14:27,168 So you were just gonna let me turn you in, 1207 01:14:27,254 --> 01:14:29,666 you know, instead of just telling me what you did to my mom? 1208 01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:36,086 Look, you've been holding me hostage like Dolly parton 1209 01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:38,216 in "9 to 3" trying to get this shit out of me. 1210 01:14:39,934 --> 01:14:43,552 I keep telling you, Jen, you really don't want to know. 1211 01:14:45,022 --> 01:14:46,022 Yeah. 1212 01:14:47,525 --> 01:14:51,518 Ready to turn me in? Yeah, 'cause I got lawyers, I got money. 1213 01:14:52,238 --> 01:14:55,947 And this case will circle and circle and circle and circle, 1214 01:14:56,033 --> 01:14:59,179 and it'll be years before they find out the gruesome details about what happened... 1215 01:14:59,203 --> 01:15:03,162 Oh, what... gruesome details? 1216 01:15:05,710 --> 01:15:06,825 Oh, so, that's it? 1217 01:15:11,757 --> 01:15:15,215 You know, in the back of my mind I was... I was just wishing 1218 01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:20,387 that you had sent her away, you know, and that I could go find her. 1219 01:15:20,474 --> 01:15:21,474 And- 1220 01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:27,763 wow! I guess I'm just naive. 1221 01:15:29,316 --> 01:15:31,056 Like I keep saying, 1222 01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:34,898 things got complicated. 1223 01:15:36,115 --> 01:15:37,571 - Complicated? - Yeah. 1224 01:15:37,658 --> 01:15:38,658 Right. 1225 01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:41,029 - Asshole. - Aww, shit, aww. 1226 01:15:41,495 --> 01:15:42,495 Damn. 1227 01:16:11,275 --> 01:16:14,392 Well, here's the 15,000 acres. 1228 01:16:14,945 --> 01:16:17,311 15,000 acres. 1229 01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:19,442 Wow! Development, ihaddius. 1230 01:16:19,533 --> 01:16:22,696 We're gonna definitely put some hew life into this land. 1231 01:16:23,370 --> 01:16:24,735 It's all been sucked out. 1232 01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:28,072 Well, after all, that's what we do, right? We suck it out. 1233 01:16:29,710 --> 01:16:32,497 I'hat was an inside joke, kid, don't worry about it. 1234 01:16:32,546 --> 01:16:34,266 - Inside. - After all. 1235 01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:35,500 That was wild country, right? 1236 01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:36,584 Wild country. 1237 01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:40,363 Did you guys know that a squirrel that lives in captivity 1238 01:16:40,387 --> 01:16:43,800 lives as long as 15, to 20 years, 1239 01:16:43,891 --> 01:16:48,260 but a squirrel that's in the wild only lives for one year. 1240 01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:49,469 Thanks for that. 1241 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:52,834 What are you doing? Dude, what are you like getting gay on us? 1242 01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:54,894 What? No, no, no. 1243 01:16:54,985 --> 01:16:59,194 You two remind me of squirrels, you know, so I just... I'm sorry... I was just stretching. 1244 01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:00,737 - A short joke. - A metaphor. 1245 01:17:00,825 --> 01:17:02,031 A short joke. 1246 01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:03,553 - I know what. - Up yours. 1247 01:17:03,577 --> 01:17:05,514 Maybe we should keep you out of the way tavares. 1248 01:17:05,538 --> 01:17:07,369 Let's get out of here. 1249 01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:14,251 Well, what I wanna know is what did you guys do with the embezzled healthcare fund? 1250 01:17:14,338 --> 01:17:16,954 Where's that at? I need to find out that. Where's that money? 1251 01:17:17,049 --> 01:17:18,880 You, sir, are way out of line. 1252 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:22,131 You know what? Yeah, way out of it. Don't worry about it, it's not your problem. 1253 01:17:22,221 --> 01:17:24,825 Yeah, okay, here's what's gonna happen. You see, I am your bad guy. 1254 01:17:24,849 --> 01:17:26,510 You guys... you do bad things 1255 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:30,218 and I know about it so I could just let our wonderful justice system 1256 01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:32,678 kind of handle it over time, but instead what I'm gonna do 1257 01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:35,560 is I'm just gonna put you both in pain... 1258 01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:38,939 Until you tell me... until you tell me 1259 01:17:39,029 --> 01:17:43,523 where the accounts are, where the money's at, right? I just... but don't worry. 1260 01:17:43,617 --> 01:17:46,905 I'm gonna treat you like normal-sized persons, okay? 1261 01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:50,159 I'm... I'm gonna make you feel equal and in pain. 1262 01:17:53,085 --> 01:17:56,418 Unless, I really hit like... like down. 1263 01:17:56,505 --> 01:18:00,293 Well, how about this, Sam bransby? You're under arrest. 1264 01:18:00,384 --> 01:18:01,464 No. 1265 01:18:01,552 --> 01:18:02,166 Why don't you put your hands up? 1266 01:18:02,261 --> 01:18:03,261 No. What? 1267 01:18:03,304 --> 01:18:04,531 You're under arrest. 1268 01:18:04,555 --> 01:18:06,045 =all right. - You guys are cops. 1269 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:07,576 You have the right to remain silent. 1270 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:08,965 Put your hands up where... =no. 1271 01:18:09,059 --> 01:18:11,288 What? - Yeah, like I said, put your hands up right now. 1272 01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:13,598 No, no, no, you guys are cops. 1273 01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:15,771 You know what? Just put your hands up. All right? 1274 01:18:15,858 --> 01:18:17,849 You're cops. You're fucking cops. 1275 01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:19,399 =-I'hat's right. Let's go, man. 1276 01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:24,817 What the fuck? 1277 01:18:25,951 --> 01:18:28,112 Damn trouts! Bullshit. 1278 01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:29,204 Come on. 1279 01:18:38,589 --> 01:18:40,830 Where the fuck is the account? 1280 01:18:43,844 --> 01:18:44,924 Get off of me. 1281 01:18:47,181 --> 01:18:48,341 Get him off. 1282 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:53,639 Just let it happen. Just let it happen. 1283 01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:56,220 Jdd 1284 01:19:40,609 --> 01:19:42,969 For a soundbite, tell the camera where you are now. 1285 01:19:47,658 --> 01:19:48,658 Jail. 1286 01:19:48,993 --> 01:19:50,984 I'm... I'm in fucking jail. 1287 01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:55,533 This... you can't just haul off and get after people. 1288 01:19:56,875 --> 01:19:58,081 This is full-on prison. 1289 01:19:58,168 --> 01:19:59,168 Oj is here. 1290 01:19:59,503 --> 01:20:00,743 He was here. 1291 01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:03,245 He was my mess hall buddy, kind of a douchebag though. 1292 01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:05,626 You know, typically like black guys are cool. 1293 01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:08,300 They don't fall into the douchebag category. 1294 01:20:08,387 --> 01:20:09,627 Oj is a douche. 1295 01:20:09,722 --> 01:20:11,678 He really is a douche. 1296 01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:16,054 Your official charges were never listed as murder 1. 1297 01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:19,012 Out of all the people you killed, how did you even get... 1298 01:20:19,106 --> 01:20:22,439 I didn't kill anybody? Did you see me kill anybody? No, I never killed anybody. 1299 01:20:22,526 --> 01:20:24,482 That's the fun thing about my case. 1300 01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:28,604 Yeah. No. They... that was... That wasn't the point. 1301 01:20:28,699 --> 01:20:33,284 The point was to hurt them, wake up every day with pain. 1302 01:20:34,288 --> 01:20:37,872 Pain from a bullet in their pelvis, or in their elbow, or on their shoulder, 1303 01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:38,993 and their neck. 1304 01:20:39,084 --> 01:20:40,415 Just pain every day. 1305 01:20:41,253 --> 01:20:44,837 That's what they deserve for their wrongdoing. 1306 01:20:45,799 --> 01:20:48,791 Yeah, but I was never out to kill anybody. 1307 01:20:50,387 --> 01:20:54,255 And you've been granted parole, released in 90 days. 1308 01:20:55,017 --> 01:20:57,850 Yeah, I gave them a shitload of evidence, good behavior. 1309 01:20:58,812 --> 01:21:00,768 Do you feel that you're rehabilitated? 1310 01:21:00,814 --> 01:21:01,644 Yeah. 1311 01:21:01,732 --> 01:21:03,142 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1312 01:21:03,233 --> 01:21:06,851 Made bad decisions, bad choices in the past, but not anymore. 1313 01:21:08,781 --> 01:21:09,781 Thank you, Sam. 1314 01:21:09,823 --> 01:21:11,404 That's it. 1315 01:21:11,492 --> 01:21:12,777 - Okay. - I appreciate your time. 1316 01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:15,154 I will send you a copy of the segment when it's done. 1317 01:21:15,245 --> 01:21:16,280 Okay. 1318 01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:20,122 Right. Excuse me. I'm just gonna... 1319 01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:22,077 Oh, sorry. 1320 01:21:22,169 --> 01:21:24,455 Right here. 1321 01:21:24,546 --> 01:21:26,002 That is on. 1322 01:21:26,090 --> 01:21:29,048 And let me just... 1323 01:21:30,177 --> 01:21:31,667 All right. That is off. 1324 01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:33,846 Great. 1325 01:21:37,184 --> 01:21:39,175 And the guards have my equipment bag 1326 01:21:39,269 --> 01:21:41,989 so I'll just get them and then come grab your mic, and be right back. 1327 01:21:42,064 --> 01:21:43,679 Do you stay here or... 1328 01:21:44,441 --> 01:21:46,853 No. No. They'll... They'll come get me. 1329 01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:55,741 Am I rehabilitated? 1330 01:21:59,998 --> 01:22:01,659 Jdd 1331 01:22:51,884 --> 01:22:52,884 Ronnie. 1332 01:23:00,225 --> 01:23:01,715 Sorry I turned you in. 1333 01:23:11,904 --> 01:23:13,690 Fucking kidding me? 1334 01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:15,983 The whole fucking time. 1335 01:23:16,575 --> 01:23:17,860 Fucking ingrate! 1336 01:23:20,329 --> 01:23:21,819 Take me to the airport. 1337 01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:26,240 - Huh? - Take me to the airport. 1338 01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:28,538 Open the door. 1339 01:23:35,427 --> 01:23:37,088 What the hell did you do to dad's car? 1340 01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:39,886 Fuck. 1341 01:23:46,313 --> 01:23:47,519 Where are we going? 1342 01:23:47,606 --> 01:23:48,686 The airport. 1343 01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:49,638 Which one? 1344 01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:51,894 The Reno. 1345 01:23:52,653 --> 01:23:53,813 Where are you going? 1346 01:23:53,862 --> 01:23:54,862 Phuket. 1347 01:23:56,156 --> 01:23:58,272 What? What the fuck is Phuket? 1348 01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:02,196 I didn't... I didn't tell you that. Just go. 1349 01:24:03,247 --> 01:24:04,487 Seat belt. 1350 01:24:11,964 --> 01:24:14,080 It's a desert road. Nobody is coming. 1351 01:24:14,174 --> 01:24:14,959 Okay, man. 1352 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,836 Jdd