1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:12,345 [male announcer over speaker] Philippines... 4 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:15,140 are you ready? 5 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:17,225 [Jo Koy's opening song playing] 6 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,395 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, 7 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:25,942 give it up for Jo Koy! 8 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,111 [Jo Koy's opening song continues to play] 9 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,414 [Jo] Hey. 10 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:43,251 Yes! 11 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,423 I love you! I love you! I love you! 12 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:50,133 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! 13 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:54,512 Man, this is amazing, you guys. 14 00:00:57,932 --> 00:01:01,436 I'm so damn excited. I don't even know how to express how excited I am. 15 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:05,065 I'm sorry if I keep repeating myself, but that's genuinely how I feel. 16 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,107 I'm so excited. 17 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:09,152 This is the highlight of my career, man. I swear to God. 18 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:13,281 Everyone has bucket lists. This is my bucket list moment right here. 19 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:19,913 I brought Netflix to the Philippines, man. Are you kidding me? 20 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:25,794 It's a beautiful moment 'cause tonight I'm going to show you my history 21 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:27,170 while we make history. 22 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:31,132 We're gonna showcase Filipino culture to the world tonight, you guys. 23 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:32,592 That's what we're gonna do. 24 00:01:32,675 --> 00:01:34,928 We're representing the Philippines to the world. 25 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:37,388 I'm gonna show you music, performers, food. 26 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:41,392 Every element of this show is Filipino. 27 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:44,312 Everyone... Look. 28 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:47,899 Everyone inside here is Filipino. This casino's owned by a Filipino. 29 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:51,236 This fucking cameraman is a Filipino. 30 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:59,953 And I just found out that we're related. That's also my uncle. He's my uncle. 31 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:05,917 I'm gonna ask the world right now, have you ever met a Filipino? 32 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,878 If you've been to a hospital, then the answer is yes. 33 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:14,425 Every nurse can sing, every nurse can dance, 34 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:18,054 and there's always one comedian in the emergency room. 35 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:23,393 That's what Filipinos do. They sing, they dance, and they laugh. 36 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,061 [crowd cheers] 37 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,855 And they take your blood pressure. 38 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,775 And if you're sitting at home, and you're watching this, 39 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:33,069 you're gonna love this show because we're gonna give you 40 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,531 an all-expense-paid, first-class ticket to the Philippines, 41 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:39,159 and Netflix is paying for it. 42 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,202 [crowd cheers] 43 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,873 Here's a fun fact for you. I know a lot of people don't know this, 44 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:47,500 but the Philippines is separated by 7,000 islands. 45 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:48,751 Seven thousand islands. 46 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,296 And they speak about 187 languages. 47 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:55,842 One hundred and eighty-seven languages! 48 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:58,136 -Did you get that in your head? -[crowd] Yes! 49 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:01,014 But there's one language you all speak fluently. 50 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:04,517 Karaoke. And that's fucking Japanese! 51 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,857 So I guess it's 188 languages. 52 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:15,278 Entertainment is in our blood. My sister sang and I danced. 53 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,197 I know what you guys are thinking. "You danced?" 54 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,573 Yes, I used to dance. 55 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,242 I'm an OG B-boy from the '80s, man. 56 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:22,577 [crowd cheers] 57 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:26,998 I still remember back in the day when I used to do the moonwalk at talent shows. 58 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,001 And when my mom found out I could impersonate Michael Jackson, 59 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:32,795 it was the best day and the worst day of my life. 60 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:33,963 [crowd laughs] 61 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,925 Best day, because my mom was like, [Filipino accent] "Oh! You have talent." 62 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,177 It was the worst day 'cause my mom was like, 63 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:41,054 [Filipino accent] "Oh! You have talent." 64 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,181 [crowd laughs] 65 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,809 And when she found out I could dance like Michael Jackson, 66 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:50,271 she made me do it every time someone came to the house. 67 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,399 Every time. It didn't matter who was at the house. 68 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:56,778 [Filipino accent] "Your auntie is here. Do the Michael Jackson. 69 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:59,447 [crowd laughs and cheers] 70 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:02,700 Joseph, your uncle is here. Do the Michael Jackson. 71 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,661 And not just one time like that, oh. 72 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,329 [crowd laughs and cheers] 73 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:12,001 Joseph, my friends from work are here. Do the Michael Jackson one time, Joseph." 74 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:15,630 She made me do Michael Jackson my whole life 75 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:18,299 and then it just got to the point where I was done. 76 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,551 I'm not gonna do the Michael Jackson anymore. 77 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,136 I remember that day. 78 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:26,641 [Filipino accent] "My coworkers are here. Do the Michael Jackson for me, Joseph." 79 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:29,560 I was like, "No, I'm not doing it. I'm done. No more. 80 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,396 Stop telling people I can do that." 81 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:34,565 [Filipino accent] "But I told all my coworkers and... 82 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,152 Look, they're waiting. Just... 83 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:40,071 [crowd laughs and cheers] 84 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:43,283 Come on, Joseph. Just do like-- Come on. 85 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,994 Just one, Joseph." 86 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:49,914 "No, Mom. Stop telling people I can do Michael Jackson. I'm not doing it anymore. 87 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,457 I'm done. I'm not gonna do it." 88 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:54,752 [Filipino accent] "I told my coworkers. That's why they're here. 89 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,379 They want you to do the Michael Jackson, 90 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:59,173 and you're not going to do it? That's embarrassing me. 91 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,968 Why don't you want to do the Michael Jackson? 92 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:04,262 Tell me why. Huh. Why? 93 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:07,807 Tell me why you don't want to do the Michael Jackson, Joseph. Why?" 94 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:12,562 And I was like,"'Cause I'm 33." 95 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,989 And she was like, "Then move out." I was like, "Fuck that." 96 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:25,116 [imitates Michael Jackson's "Billy Jean"] 97 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,204 This is amazing, man. 98 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,749 This is what I love about this show, you guys. 99 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,001 I get to bring some of my friends, 100 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:37,503 my Filipino friends that are killing it in the business 101 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,423 back to Manila to see where it all started. 102 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,342 This next dude I'm bringing up 103 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:45,219 is one of the best break-dancers in the world, man. 104 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:48,973 He's representing the United States in the Olympics, Paris, France, 105 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,016 in break-dancing. 106 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:51,100 Check this out. 107 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,310 [crowd cheers] 108 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:54,771 What's up, y'all? We're here in The Tenement, 109 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,774 and I'm feeling really blessed and honored to be here. 110 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:00,735 You know the locals don't have much here, but what they do have 111 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:02,195 is the love for dance. 112 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:05,114 And this is a big part of the Filipino culture, 113 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,576 and I'm gonna get the opportunity to teach a masterclass here. 114 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:09,702 [electricity shorts] 115 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,206 [Ronnie] Music! We do it one time all together. 116 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:14,707 [woman] All right. Are you ready? 117 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:16,834 Here we go. 118 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,753 [upbeat break dancing music playing] 119 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:20,213 I'm gonna watch this one. 120 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:25,468 Five, six, seven, eight. Go. 121 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:26,386 Wah. 122 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:28,888 Ba, ha. 123 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:29,972 Ah. 124 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:31,682 Ah. Ah. 125 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:35,061 Six, eight. And boom, boom, ba. 126 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:36,604 Four. 127 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:38,689 Eight. 128 00:06:39,273 --> 00:06:41,192 Two. Nice. 129 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:45,947 -[Ronnie] All right. -This is what it's all about. Right here. 130 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:47,990 [Jo] I've known Ronnie 20 years. 131 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,868 Two kids in Vegas and now look at us. 132 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,162 Yes. It's kind of like a clumsy run. 133 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,873 Instead of running this way, you're running this way. 134 00:06:56,874 --> 00:06:58,835 One more time. Let's do it. 135 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,712 [upbeat break dancing music continues to play] 136 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:21,357 [Ronnie] Yeah! Ha-ha! 137 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,276 Let's take a little break. 138 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:25,236 [upbeat music playing] 139 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:27,029 [Ronnie] Just giving feedback, 140 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,407 just think about all the moves you do as a picture. 141 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:30,950 That's how you know if you're clean. 142 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:33,494 When people rush their moves, you don't see what they're doing. 143 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:36,497 You think you're hitting it, but, you know, when you start getting tired, 144 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:40,042 you're not exaggerating these movements, so when I'm saying double knee boom... 145 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:41,586 grab your head. 146 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,130 Grab your chest. Foot. Foot. 147 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:46,132 So pay attention to those details, 148 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:48,718 'cause that's what makes these moments count. 149 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:53,598 I feel privileged and honored to be here. You guys learn fast, you guys pick it up, 150 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:55,558 and you guys have that style, which is dope. 151 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,686 Filipino B-boys, we're all about style, right, and intricacy. 152 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,897 And having original moves. 153 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:04,233 And I can see that in every single one of you guys. Shit's tight. 154 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,151 Props. 155 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,654 Hats off to you guys. You guys killed it. 156 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:14,076 [Jo] About to see some real cypher. This is a real cypher. 157 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,829 They're all coming out running. This is how they claim it. 158 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,915 This is how you get your name in the B-boy world, 159 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,291 coming after someone like Ronnie. 160 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:21,751 Watch this. 161 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,336 [Ronnie] Get that shit. 162 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,546 Killed it, bro. Killed it. 163 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:28,633 -I’m B-boy representing Paranaque -Okay. 164 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:30,343 [man] I live here in the Philippines. 165 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:33,179 I’m a poor B-boy. I live in a jeepney. 166 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:37,183 -I also teach the kids to not use drugs. -Yeah. 167 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:40,269 -Yeah. -I teach the kids to change their lives. 168 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,771 That's amazing, man. 169 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:46,025 -I got you, bro. -I'm a B-boy representing Paranaque. 170 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,361 [upbeat break-dancing music playing] 171 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:50,279 [Ronnie] Woo-hoo! Smooth. 172 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:56,118 [Ronnie] Get it, Mouse. 173 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:04,460 This is real fucking B-boy shit right here. 174 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:13,803 [Jo] Hey, let's go! 175 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:20,184 [Jo] Whoa. Oh, my God. 176 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:23,563 [Ronnie] Yeah! 177 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,528 -It's real, yo. -That's what I'm talking about. 178 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:37,076 This is unexpected. I did not expect that many dancers to show up. 179 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:38,244 It was crazy. 180 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:42,164 Some of them were actually from the city where my family's from. From Iloilo. 181 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,000 From Pangasinan. 182 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:48,629 It's humbling to know that they came all the way out here for this workshop. 183 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:49,880 You weren't expecting that? 184 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,173 -Not at all. -They were amazing. 185 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,300 And they were killing it. 186 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:56,012 My favorite story from the cypher is this one B-boy came out, 187 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:59,390 and he was like, "I live in a jeepney, but this is what I do. 188 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:03,269 I B-boy. I teach kids to B-boy and keep them off drugs. 189 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,605 And now I'm battling Ronnie." 190 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,399 [Jo] Like, he's seen you on YouTube 191 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:12,194 and that inspires him to try and get other kids to stay off drugs 192 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,654 and dance. That's deep. 193 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,072 -Humbling. -[Jo] It's what you do. 194 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,825 I mean... I have family that lives in Tenement. 195 00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:21,412 -And I've visited them. -[Jo] Yeah. 196 00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:23,372 And to be here, it's like... 197 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,958 -I know. -This is where we're from, man. 198 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,836 -This is our bloodline. -Yeah. 100%. 199 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:30,921 It's humbling. It's a big honor to be here. 200 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,465 Look at this environment. 201 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:34,091 -This will humble you. -Yep. 202 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,093 This goes to show you can do anything. 203 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:39,221 No matter what your situation is, you can do it. 204 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,223 [crowd cheers and claps] 205 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,976 [same upbeat break-dancing song plays] 206 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:47,850 [Jo] Yes! 207 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:56,567 [Jo] Yes! 208 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,782 Are you kidding me? Right there, that's Ronnie. 209 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,785 I want everyone to know I've known Ronnie since he was 17. 210 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:11,332 I used to book comedy shows, and he used to perform at my comedy shows. 211 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:15,252 So it's just fucking crazy that two Filipinos from 20 years ago 212 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,463 are now doing the same thing that they love to do 213 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:20,549 right here in the motherland, in the Philippines, man. 214 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:22,718 How crazy is that? 215 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,680 This is what's even more crazy. That we were in The Tenement 216 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,600 and these kids actually knew Ronnie from the Internet. 217 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,436 These kids that live in The Tenement can go on YouTube 218 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,648 and find another Filipino B-boy from across the world 219 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:39,068 and, next thing you know, they're dancing together. That shit is beautiful to me. 220 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,820 You couldn't do that when I was a kid. 221 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:45,366 I couldn't go online in 1989. Are you kidding? You know how hard it was for me? 222 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:50,454 Do you know how hard it was for me to find another Filipino comic in 1989 223 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,622 without the Internet? 224 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:56,085 Do you know how hard it was for me to just find another Filipino in 1989? 225 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,044 It was hard. 226 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,589 That's why I wore the Filipino flag on my chest when I did The Tonight Show. 227 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:04,593 People ask me, "Why did you wear that flag on your chest on the The Tonight Show?" 228 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:08,264 Because I wanted other Filipino kids that wanted to be a comic 229 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,099 to be inspired when they saw me that night. 230 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:13,894 If they saw me that night, they would be like, "Yo, I can do that, too." 231 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,357 That's the only reason why I wore it that night. 232 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,069 Actually, there is one other reason why I wore it that night. 233 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:26,115 Because the night after I taped The Tonight Show, the day after, 234 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,325 there was a journeyman fighter, 235 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:31,287 a Filipino journeyman fighter by the name of Manny Pacquiao... 236 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,708 He was fighting Antonio Barrera. This guy was knocking everybody out. 237 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:38,544 There was no way Manny could have won that fight. No way. 238 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:41,005 If you had bet the house on Manny that night, 239 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,007 you'd still be spending that money today. 240 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,508 He wasn't supposed to win. 241 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,595 And the whole world watched. And I couldn't wait to watch. 242 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:52,433 I was like, "Yes, finally, there's gonna be a Filipino at the top of his game 243 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,143 getting ready to represent the Filipinos." 244 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,353 I couldn't wait. Everyone was watching it. 245 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,355 Hundreds of millions of people watched that fight. 246 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,691 And then he won. 247 00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:02,902 He fucking won. 248 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,279 [crowd cheering and clapping] 249 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,573 He won. 250 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:11,368 And I remember just watching it, like, "Oh, my God, he won." 251 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,288 It was amazing. 252 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,916 'Cause I knew that was the day... 253 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,002 that hundreds of millions of people... 254 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,381 were gonna hear the thickest Filipino accent ever. 255 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,966 It was so fucking thick. 256 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:31,597 It was the thickest Filipino accent, and I was so happy. 257 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,975 I was like, "That's my fucking accent right there." 258 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,436 I remember that interview like it was yesterday. 259 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:40,105 They were like, "So, Manny, how did you prepare to fight Barrera?" 260 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,358 [Filipino accent] He was like, "Well, you know, the... 261 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,276 When he was, you know... 262 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:48,280 He punched like that and he went like that, I go like that. 263 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:51,951 And then he hit me. I look at him, I punch him back. 264 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,703 He goes like that and then he... 265 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,372 he, uh... 266 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,540 he... you know, he... 267 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,835 he, uh... Jesus Christ. 268 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,055 But I will say this, man. I was proud of Manny. 269 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,140 Because he spoke English. 270 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,060 And I'm not trying to be funny. 271 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:21,605 That was the first time the world got to see a Filipino accent, 272 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:25,651 and I was proud of Manny that day. And no disrespect to Antonio Barrera, 273 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:28,570 no matter how many times he won the championship, 274 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,156 he always spoke Spanish. He's supposed to 'cause he's Mexican. 275 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,994 But that night, Manny said, "I'm speaking English." 276 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,038 I fucking applaud him for that. 277 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,457 That's amazing. 278 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,502 That was his moment, and he knew he shocked the fucking world. 279 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:46,422 [Filipino accent] "I'm going to talk the best I can 280 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,465 to let everybody know who the fuck I am." 281 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,717 And that's what he did. 282 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,218 [crowd laughs and cheers] 283 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,762 I remember HBO Sports gave him an interpreter. 284 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,014 [crowd laughs] 285 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:55,973 That's the truth. 286 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,392 Look at that. Look back. They gave him an interpreter. 287 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,894 I remember when Manny Pacquiao was done talking, they went, 288 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,021 "Thank you so much, Manny." 289 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,606 Then they went to the interpreter and went, "What did he say?" 290 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,484 And the interpreter was like, "He's speaking English! 291 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,944 [crowd laughs] 292 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,863 You don't understand what the fuck he's saying? 293 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,907 Everything he's saying, I'm saying it, too. You don't understand that? 294 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,826 You don't understand "Jesus Christ"? 295 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,412 Really? This motherfucker is crazy! 296 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,497 Son of a shit, you. Fuck you, huh." 297 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:26,003 Nowadays, there are a lot more opportunities 298 00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:29,840 for Filipino-American comics to get on stage and perform. 299 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,885 But a lot of them haven't come back to the motherland. 300 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,303 Check this out. 301 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,847 [upbeat hip-hop beats playing] 302 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,644 We've been here for two hours. 303 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,521 I kind of just feel like 304 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:49,276 either, A, they forgot about us or, B, we're in the wrong city. 305 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:51,862 Oh, man. My stomach's hurting. 306 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,947 [Andrew] Oh, is that a jeepney? 307 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,282 No way. Oh, shoot! 308 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,159 [Joey and Andrew] Oh! 309 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,577 [Joey] Oh, shoot! 310 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:01,955 [Andrew] Yes! 311 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:05,375 -[Joey] You picked us up in a jeepney? -[Andrew] What? 312 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,837 -[Andrew] You roll up in a jeepney, dawg? -[Joey] This is amazing. 313 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,924 -[Jo] This is how we pick you up. -Stretch. Happy Philippines. 314 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,467 -First time? -[Andrew] First time. 315 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,135 Let's get your bags. Let's go. 316 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,346 Leave the bags. We've got a jeepney to catch. 317 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,807 Now I believe I'm in the Philippines. 318 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,392 [upbeat dance music playing] 319 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,437 I've heard about a jeepney my entire life and now I'm in one. 320 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,023 Let me tell you how resourceful Filipinos are. 321 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:32,027 A jeepney is exactly what it is. When the Americans left, they left their jeeps. 322 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,030 The Filipinos were like, [Filipino accent] "Let's turn this into some type 323 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:37,825 of transportation... and make a business." 324 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,284 [Jo] And that's why it's a jeepney. 325 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,036 -[Jo] They're the OG Uber. -[Joey] Yeah. 326 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,872 -[Jo] They started this. -[Joey] This is it. 327 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,959 -[Jo] Your parents moved here when? -My dad was born here. 328 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,669 -Really? -Yeah, Dad was born here. 329 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,963 He left when he was young, when he was six. 330 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,589 You guys never came here as kids? 331 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,925 -Never, no. -That's so crazy. 332 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,178 [Joey] Wow, how old is this church? 333 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,681 -[Jo] Like 200 years, I think. -[Joey] That's crazy. 334 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,724 -Beautiful. -Wow. 335 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,395 Your mom and dad moved to Iowa at what age? 336 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,439 My dad immigrated to Iowa when he was sixth grade. 337 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,899 -Sixth grade, bro? -Yeah. 338 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,777 Neither of them could speak English. They got married in the Philippines, 339 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,071 and he brought my mom over when she was 21. 340 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:19,867 When I told my parents I was coming here, they dropped me at the airport in Iowa, 341 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,243 they got emotional. 342 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:24,705 It was one of those things. They were like, "Take it all in." 343 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:28,250 Thank you for that. It was a moving moment for them to know that I was gonna see it. 344 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,669 Hi. 345 00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,588 [upbeat dance music playing] 346 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,174 -So fun. -Oh, my God. 347 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,341 [Joey] That was dope. 348 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,843 We're back here. 349 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,220 So point, point. Garlic rice! 350 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,472 Itlog. Longganisa! 351 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:45,350 [Filipino accent] Filipino breakfast at its best. 352 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,685 Point, point. 353 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,061 [Jo] Like that. 354 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:52,191 -[cat howls] -Oh, my God, there's a cat! Jesus Christ! 355 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,325 -I'm so happy you guys are here. -Thank you for taking us. 356 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,994 -[Jo in Tagalog] I love you. -[Joey in Tagalog] I love you. 357 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,205 [crowd cheers] 358 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,874 Please give it up to my friend, Andrew Lopez. 359 00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:13,462 Hey. 360 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,798 What's up, everybody? Hey. 361 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:20,093 It's so dope to be in the Philippines for the first time. 362 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:24,598 This is amazing for me because I'm around people that look exactly like me. 363 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,602 That's amazing. I don't think all Asians look the same, 364 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:31,563 but right when I got to the Philippines, right when I got off the airplane, 365 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:35,317 everyone looked at me and was like, "You look exactly like Coco Martin." 366 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,402 [crowd laughs and cheers] 367 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,156 I was like, "Who the hell is Coco Martin?" 368 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:44,493 If you don't know who Coco Martin is, he's the Tom Cruise of the Philippines. 369 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,954 I looked this guy up on my phone. I look exactly like him, 370 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,039 if Coco Martin was on drugs. 371 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,499 [crowd laughs] 372 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:54,044 But it's amazing being around people that look like me. I never had that in my life. 373 00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:57,714 I grew up in a town of 10,000 white people and then just me. 374 00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:00,425 I was one of one Asian guy in this town. 375 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,637 If you wanted to go to the Chinese restaurant where I grew up, 376 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,055 you went to our house. 377 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:10,269 That's how white this place is. And my name is Andrew Lopez. 378 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:14,815 Do you know how confusing that was for all the white people? 379 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,235 My entire life, I had to give presentations on what an Asian was, 380 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:19,945 because they had never seen one before. 381 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,656 For my third-grade show and tell, you know what I did? 382 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,200 I brought my mom to school. 383 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,244 [crowd laughs] 384 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,080 I showed her off and I told the kids I was Filipino, 385 00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,832 and that word blew their minds 386 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,334 because they had never heard that word their entire lives. 387 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,587 They straight up thought it was a disease I was talking about. 388 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:42,634 Kids on the playground were like, "Yo, bro, did you hear about the Mexican kid? 389 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,388 Yeah. It turns out he has Filipino." 390 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,808 But I got out of there. 391 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,185 Now I'm seeing you guys, and I'm taking in the culture, 392 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,855 and I want to see the ladies, and I want to connect with you, 393 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:58,317 and that's why I turned my Tinder on right when I got in this bitch. 394 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,403 Yeah. It's on a 500 ft. radius, too, 395 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,489 so all the thotties in here, let's match up, let's link up. 396 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:07,784 I have a passport. I'll take you back to America. Let's go. 397 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:12,664 I'll hold you, bathe you, marry you, kiss your butt and your mouth tonight. 398 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,916 Let's do it. I'm in. I love Tinder. 399 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,960 And don't pretend like you're not on Tinder. 400 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,129 I watched the girls walk in, in here. 401 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:22,591 The girls with the fake eyebrows, you're the ones on Tinder. I know. 402 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,552 And don't worry, I swipe right on everyone by the way. 403 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:29,973 So all you girls, let's go tonight. I swipe right on every single picture. 404 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,351 I never swipe left, because all I'm looking for is love. 405 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:35,187 I don't even look at the pictures. I do it in my pocket like this. 406 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,897 I walk around all day swiping right. 407 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:40,067 I don't even know who's gonna be in my hotel room tonight. Let's go. 408 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:43,487 I love Tinder so much that it changed everything about me. 409 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:46,365 I wish I was gay, so I could suck dick and get more matches. 410 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:47,407 Do you understand? 411 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:51,578 I love Tinder so much, man. Tinder is the most positive thing in my life. 412 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:53,914 I'm wearing a condom right now. 413 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:55,916 It's a magnum, too. 414 00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:59,211 I don't fit, but it makes me feel black and that's how I get more matches. 415 00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:04,925 That's some dumb smart shit I'm saying by the way. 416 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,219 I know a lot of dumb smart people. 417 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:11,223 If you don't know what a dumb smart person is, you've got to meet a smart racist. 418 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:12,933 That's a dumb smart person. 419 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,644 If you don't know what a smart racist is, some examples. 420 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,479 I met a guy that was a smart racist person. 421 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:19,689 He came up to me one time, like, "Hey, bro. 422 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:22,818 What's up with all these Asians using chopsticks?" 423 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,778 I was like, "Do you have a problem with Asians?" 424 00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:27,239 He's like, "I just think that forks and spoons are easier." 425 00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:28,198 And I was like... 426 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:29,783 "You're right. I don't..." 427 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:35,163 I have parents that are very genuine. My parents are dope. 428 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,499 I love them so much. They cared about me my entire life. 429 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:40,502 My dad was in the Air Force. He did everything for me to have a better life. 430 00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,337 My dad is a competitive Filipino. 431 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,840 And if you know a competitive Filipino, they're crazy. 432 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:48,427 Filipino dads, you know how competitive they are by watching them sneeze. 433 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,178 Filipino dads, they sneeze loud as shit 434 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,722 and they try to sneeze louder than the other dads. It's amazing. 435 00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,808 You know exactly who I'm talking about. 436 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:57,519 You'll be at church, the entire church will be completely quiet, 437 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,479 but if your dad needs to sneeze, he'll just... 438 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:00,939 [sneezes forcefully] 439 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:05,652 And bless himself, like, "Bless me." 440 00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:10,991 My mom was dope, too. My mom gave me harsh love. 441 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:13,326 I remember the first time my mom caught me drinking. 442 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,454 I was 16 years old, I had a bottle of whiskey. 443 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:17,289 I walked in the room, my mom caught me, 444 00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:20,083 and she was like, "What are you doing with that alcohol? 445 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:23,170 Do you know what that does to people?" 446 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:26,465 Do you remember when you got caught smoking a cigarette as a kid, 447 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,967 and your mom was like, "What are you doing with that cigarette? 448 00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:30,760 Do you know what it does to people?" 449 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:34,598 And, as a punishment, they made you smoke the entire pack of cigarettes? 450 00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,726 My mom caught me with that bottle of whiskey and was like, 451 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,979 "What are you doing with that whiskey? Do you know what this does to people?" 452 00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:43,023 And then she drank the whole thing. 453 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:47,235 Thank you, guys. I'm Andrew Lopez. I appreciate and love you guys. 454 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,905 [Jo] Andrew Lopez! 455 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:54,659 My next guest, make some noise for Joey Guila! 456 00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:59,664 Oh, yeah! Philippines! 457 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,293 Yes, come on! I feel it! Keep it going! 458 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:05,378 [sensual dance music playing] 459 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,175 Thank you so much. That sounded like a fart. 460 00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:11,968 [makes fart sound] 461 00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:14,054 Make some noise if you believe in this. 462 00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:17,307 We need to see more Filipinos on the big screen in Hollywood. 463 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:19,935 Right? 464 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:23,605 I want to see the first Filipino cowboy movie. 465 00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:25,690 Can you imagine that? 466 00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:27,776 [makes clip-clop noises] 467 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,611 That's not his horse. That's his slippers. 468 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:33,365 [makes clip-clop noises] 469 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:35,408 Oy. 470 00:25:40,163 --> 00:25:42,916 I just went to my 30th high school reunion. 471 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,168 Yes. And I didn't even graduate. 472 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,713 I just wanted to go to the party. 473 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,424 Everyone was at that party though. 474 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:55,303 When the DJ played the first song, we were like, "Oh! That's my jam." 475 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,806 Two songs later, we're like, "Oh! That's my gout." 476 00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,891 [crowd laughs] 477 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:05,605 I love going to Filipino parties, especially my own. 478 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:08,775 My auntie always greets me with an insult. 479 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:10,569 [crowd laughs] 480 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:13,363 Does it happen to you guys, too? That one auntie. Right? 481 00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:14,364 I go, "Hi, Auntie." 482 00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:16,241 [Filipino accent] "What happened to your face?" 483 00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:21,121 "What's wrong with it?" [Filipino accent] "It's like that. 484 00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:23,873 What happened to your neck?" 485 00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:25,417 She has a flashlight. 486 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:29,462 "What's wrong with my neck?" [Filipino accent] "It's like that." 487 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,548 [crowd laughs] 488 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:34,801 "This is my girlfriend." [Filipino accent] "Wow. 489 00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:37,470 [crowd laughs and cheers] 490 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,643 What happened to the skinny one?" 491 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:49,190 I say, "You're mean, Auntie." [Filipino accent] "I'm not mean. 492 00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:50,900 I'm a Catholic." 493 00:26:53,111 --> 00:26:55,155 She's religious when she gambles, too. 494 00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:58,825 You should see her at the slot machines in Vegas. 495 00:26:58,908 --> 00:27:00,994 She's got a long rosary. She just puts it around there. 496 00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:02,829 [Filipino accent] "Oh, God, please. 497 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:04,998 Oh, God, please. 498 00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:06,583 Please, God. 499 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,668 Better make me win, God." 500 00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:11,838 Then she pulls it. [makes sound of slot machine] 501 00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:12,964 [Filipino accent] "Shit. 502 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:15,133 What happened to you? 503 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:18,553 You don't love me?" 504 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:23,642 I was in the hospital. I've been in remission from cancer. 505 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,226 I'm so happy to be here. 506 00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:26,645 Yes. 507 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:27,854 [crowd claps and cheers] 508 00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:30,815 And nurses-- Any nurses in the house? Any nurses? 509 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,486 [crowd laughs] 510 00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,113 You're all queens. 511 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:41,743 When I was in the hospital and-- Nurses are busy. 512 00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:44,537 I'm like, "Nurse? Nurse, help." 513 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:46,206 They didn't listen. They'd walk by. 514 00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:47,707 I'd go, "Nurse, wait. Wait. 515 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:49,292 I'm Filipino!" 516 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:52,962 [Filipino accent] She's like, "What? How come you didn't tell me? 517 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:55,924 I could give you something for free." 518 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:02,138 Philippines! I'm Joey Guila. Thank you guys so much. 519 00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:04,516 I love you all. 520 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:06,810 [Jo] Joey Guila! 521 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,104 Andrew Lopez! 522 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:13,858 Andrew Lopez. 523 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,820 A very confusing name for a Filipino. 524 00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:19,948 That's why we all have nicknames. That's the truth. 525 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:22,409 Like Jo Koy is not my real name. 526 00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:24,202 That's my nickname. 527 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:27,080 See, you guys are in shock. [Filipino accent] "What? 528 00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:29,499 He's an impostor?" 529 00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:35,088 That's my nickname. My aunt gave me that. 530 00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:38,174 My Auntie Evelyn gave me my name "Jo Koy." That's not my real name. 531 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:40,510 I started stand-up 30 years ago in 1989. 532 00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:44,681 I used to go up with my real name, you guys. Joseph Glenn Herbert. 533 00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:46,349 [crowd laughs] 534 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:48,643 Fuck you! That's why I changed my name! 535 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,729 [crowd laughs and cheers] 536 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:52,689 Literally. 537 00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:55,275 When you first start stand-up, you've got to do open mics, 538 00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:57,402 you've got to do bars, you've got to do restaurants. 539 00:28:57,485 --> 00:29:00,488 You only get three minutes, and I would go up with my real name, 540 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:01,656 and then people would laugh. 541 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,701 "Joseph Glenn Herbert." Fucking people would laugh. I'm like, "God damn it." 542 00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:07,328 All my sets were about my fucking name. 543 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:10,498 Then I went to my aunt's house after one of the shows. 544 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:13,334 My cousin Mona lives there, and I was talking to Mona. 545 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:17,172 I was just like, "Mona, I've got to change my name. Every time I go up on stage, 546 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,549 they say my name, they laugh." 547 00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:23,261 And then my cousin was like, "Yeah, 'cause your name sucks." 548 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:24,596 [crowd laughs] 549 00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:29,267 I go, "Okay, I know that." She's like, "We've got to change your name." 550 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:33,354 She goes, "All right. Why don't you drop your last name 551 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,648 and just go with your middle name as your last name?" 552 00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:36,858 I go, "Joseph Glenn?" 553 00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:39,944 She goes, "Yeah, that sucks, too. Listen." 554 00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:42,405 She goes, "Get rid of your middle name, 555 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:45,408 and then take your last name, and then move it to your first name." 556 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,327 I go, "Bitch, that's still Herbert." 557 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:48,995 [crowd laughs] 558 00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:52,582 And right when I said that, my Auntie Evelyn was in the kitchen. 559 00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:54,334 She goes, [Filipino accent] "Jo Koy, eat. 560 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:57,504 Jo Koy, eat. Jo Koy, eat." 561 00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:59,047 I swear to God, I was like... 562 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,049 "That's my name." 563 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,511 She had been calling me that my whole life, but it wasn't until that moment 564 00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:07,096 when I knew I had to change my name, I was like, "That's my name. 565 00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:09,724 I'm going to go by Jo Koy." 566 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,893 1989. That's when I was like, "I'm gonna use Jo Koy." 567 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:14,687 Since then, for 30 years, I've been going up as Jo Koy. 568 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,190 Then when this last special came out... 569 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:20,610 I had to do press, and they kept interviewing me. 570 00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:23,738 And every reporter kept landing on the same question. 571 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,323 "Why do you go by Jo Koy?" 572 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:27,408 I was like, "I don't have an answer." 573 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:28,993 [crowd laughs] 574 00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:32,747 I go, "That's just what Filipinos do. 575 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:36,125 They name you one thing and then fucking call you something else." 576 00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:42,298 And this is a very true story, 'cause I just found this out, you guys. 577 00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:44,217 This happened about four months ago. 578 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:47,679 I went to Vegas and I took my Auntie Evelyn out to eat. 579 00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:50,348 And I just looked at her and I go, "Look, Auntie, 580 00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:54,269 a lot of reporters are asking me where I got my nickname, 581 00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:57,772 and I don't have a story, so can you just tell me a story, 582 00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:00,859 why you came up with the nickname Jo Koy?" 583 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:02,819 She's really old. You've got to understand. 584 00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:05,154 She looked at me and she went like this, she goes... 585 00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:08,449 [Filipino accent] "I don't call you Jo Koy." 586 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,869 [crowd laughs] 587 00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:18,293 And then I was like, "Oh my God, she's old. 588 00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:20,545 She's losing it. 589 00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:23,882 She's losing it." 590 00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:27,719 So I felt bad. I went like this. I go, "Auntie, no, it's me. 591 00:31:28,344 --> 00:31:30,430 It's me. I'm Jo Koy. 592 00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:33,641 I'm Jo Koy. 593 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:38,229 I'm Jo Koy, your favorite... your favorite... nephew. I'm... 594 00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:40,356 I'm Jo Koy." 595 00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:44,235 And then she goes, [Filipino accent] "I know who you are. 596 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:45,820 I'm not stupid. 597 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,367 I'm just telling you I don't call you Jo Koy." 598 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:55,580 I go, "What are you talking about, you don't call me Jo Koy? You were-- 599 00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:57,790 Are you fucking with me right now? Like... 600 00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,084 Are you being serious? 601 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:02,795 Thirty years, I've been going by Jo Koy. You've never said anything." 602 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:05,173 She's like, [Filipino accent] "Yeah, I never said anything, 603 00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:08,718 because you keep saying Jo Koy, so I just let you say it." 604 00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:12,597 "So for 30 years, you let me say Jo Koy, but you don't call me Jo Koy? 605 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,558 I could have sworn, that day when I was at the house, 606 00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:18,937 you said, 'Jo Koy, eat,' and I was like, 'Jo Koy, that's my nickname.' 607 00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:20,772 Are you serious right now?" 608 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:22,732 [Filipino accent] "I don't call you Jo Koy." 609 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:27,779 "Then what do you-- 610 00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:30,490 Then what do you call me?" 611 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:33,493 It's a true story, you guys. Are you ready for this shit? 612 00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:35,119 It's gonna fucking make you cry. 613 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,997 I swear I just found this shit out. 614 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:40,124 "What do you call me?" 615 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,169 She goes, [Filipino accent] "I call you Jo Ko. 616 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:45,505 That is your nickname. Jo Ko." 617 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:48,716 And for all of you at home that don't know what that means, 618 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,802 in Tagalog, "ko" means "my." 619 00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:56,099 My nickname is My Jo. Jo Ko. How fucking sweet is that? 620 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:02,897 That's so sweet. 621 00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:05,942 I had no idea. 622 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:08,569 I go, "That is the sweetest nickname." 623 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:11,322 [Filipino accent] "You're the one that keeps saying fucking Jo Koy. 624 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,157 I don't know who the fuck that is. 625 00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:16,160 Every Netflix special, 'Coming to the stage, Jo Koy.' 626 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:18,454 I'm like, 'Who the fuck is that? It's Jo Ko! 627 00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:20,289 That's Jo Ko.'" 628 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:23,876 Why didn't she tell me this 30 years ago? 629 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,839 All my merchandise, misspelled. 630 00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:36,806 My next friend right here, Ramon Ibanga, doesn't go by his real name either. 631 00:33:37,306 --> 00:33:39,851 But you know who he's worked with? Drake. 632 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:41,227 [crowd cheers] 633 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:44,605 J. Cole. Jay-Z and Beyoncé. 634 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:46,941 And guess what? Those are nicknames too. 635 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:50,028 Those are nicknames too. Well, not Beyoncé. 636 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,321 This whole time, I thought that was a nickname. Anyways... 637 00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:58,036 He's better known as Grammy award-winning producer !llmind, everybody. 638 00:33:59,245 --> 00:34:02,999 And we brought him home to make some music magic right here in the Philippines. 639 00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:03,916 Check this out. 640 00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:08,254 [traditional Filipino instruments playing] 641 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:10,673 Yo, yo. 642 00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:13,092 -That's good, bro. -The legendary !llmind. 643 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:16,054 How are you, man? Thank you so much. What's up, man? 644 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:18,139 -I'm a fan. -Good to meet you. Thanks. Likewise. 645 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:21,142 -This is wild. -It's crazy. I can't believe I'm here. 646 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:23,436 We gotta make this intro song for Jo. 647 00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:27,523 We should use some authentic loops and sounds that are kind of original. 648 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,275 I'm there. I'm in that zone. 649 00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:34,906 This is an opportunity to introduce Filipino culture to America. 650 00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:39,077 Just bringing those two cultures together. Let's get to work. Come on. 651 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:41,454 [different beats playing] 652 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:50,505 I love this loop. 653 00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:52,465 What's the BPM? 654 00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:53,633 Eighty-five. 655 00:34:53,716 --> 00:34:54,842 Can you go to 90? 656 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,930 [same loop continues to play] 657 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:03,267 All right, um... 658 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:07,772 What record did you get the guitar from? Do you have that record on you? 659 00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:09,440 -I made that. -You made it? 660 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:10,942 -Did you bring the records? -Yeah. 661 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:13,736 [drums playing] 662 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,404 -This is crazy right here. -Yeah. 663 00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:19,283 We can serve that drum pattern in the background. 664 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:22,912 You can watch. The type of drum pattern we're gonna put on this is gonna be crazy. 665 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:27,208 -All right, we've got enough. Okay. -How about some native strings? 666 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,085 -[!llmind] Yeah, let's hear that. -[DJ] Right? 667 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,130 [people singing traditional song] 668 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:33,798 Whoo! 669 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:36,008 [people continue to sing traditional song] 670 00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:42,056 Can we actually... 671 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:46,769 Can you actually plug that in and then let's import those samples? 672 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:47,687 So what I'm gonna do, 673 00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:50,314 I'm gonna take that first piece, I'm just gonna line it up. 674 00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:52,733 [drums playing] 675 00:35:57,071 --> 00:36:00,283 [!llmind] If you put in some deep bass, you know... 676 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,994 Trust me. You got it. 677 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:05,580 -[!llmind] I want to import that vocal. -Okay. 678 00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:08,040 And then see if I can fit those two pieces together, 679 00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:10,084 -the vocal and then this percussion. -Okay. 680 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,669 And then I want to have you add, 681 00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:14,088 -like, boom bap drums on top of it. -Okay. 682 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,132 [drums playing] 683 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:21,554 I like those drums. 684 00:36:21,637 --> 00:36:25,516 I was thinking that the part when it comes in, "Boom..." 685 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:30,146 just for the intro and then somebody will be screaming, like, uh... 686 00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:33,608 -"Another fucking crazy-ass pinoy." -Yeah. 687 00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,359 "Another fucking crazy-ass pinoy," 688 00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:37,945 -before a rapper will come in. -Right. 689 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:40,239 [drums playing] 690 00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:43,534 [beats dropping] 691 00:36:47,955 --> 00:36:50,875 ♪ Everybody getting down with the brown Boom ♪ 692 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,543 -That's fire. -All right. 693 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,630 ♪ Everybody getting down with the brown ♪ 694 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:56,547 I love that. 695 00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:57,798 [vocals continue] 696 00:36:58,174 --> 00:37:00,843 [DJ] All right, you guys come in after eight bars. 697 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:02,637 -Eight bars. -[DJ] All right, let's do it. 698 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,263 !Ilmind, you're my "LODI." 699 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:05,890 [men laugh] 700 00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:08,142 -[DJ] Do you know what "LODI" is? -[!llmind] No. 701 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,102 -It's "Idol." -Oh, man. 702 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:12,313 -[drum and vocals playing] -[woman rapping] 703 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,325 [rapping] 704 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:30,081 -I love his delivery. -Yeah. 705 00:37:35,544 --> 00:37:36,754 "Introducing... 706 00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:39,340 Jo... 707 00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:43,094 Koy! 708 00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:45,263 Make some motherfucking noise!" 709 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,057 Crazy. 710 00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:51,060 ♪ Everybody getting down with the brown Boom ♪ 711 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,730 -Jo. -Jo Koy in the building. 712 00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:56,524 The man, the myth, the legend. 713 00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:58,317 -What's up, man? -Dude, man. 714 00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:00,861 -!ll! I love you, man. -Oh, man. 715 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,239 -Amazing. I'm so happy you're here. -Can't believe I'm here. 716 00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:05,241 This shit is crazy. Jo Koy in the flesh. 717 00:38:05,324 --> 00:38:08,536 -You bet. -I'm so happy. This is amazing, dude. 718 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,204 -Are you loving it? -I love this track. 719 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,622 -You like it, man? -Yeah. 720 00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:15,251 The world's are all coming together, man. This is what we wanted. 721 00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:20,131 Your story is such an amazing story to get inspired by. 722 00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:23,050 Know what I mean? Now we live in a generation where we can reach 723 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,761 -and let these people know who you are. -Right. 724 00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:28,306 And now we've got these three kids that are inspired by that. 725 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:33,227 We give our people the chance to realize that it's possible. 726 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:37,315 You can look like us and be from where we're from-- 727 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:39,150 -Exactly. -And actually do something. 728 00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:41,110 For a long time, we didn't really have that-- 729 00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:42,778 -[Jo] No! -That vision. 730 00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:45,865 Like, "Yo, I can get in the booth, because !llmind did it." 731 00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:48,534 Or, "I can get on stage and tell jokes, 'cause Jo Koy did it." 732 00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:49,827 "I can do it." 733 00:38:49,910 --> 00:38:52,204 -[!llmind] Exactly. -"I don't have to be a nurse." 734 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:54,707 That's real. No, that's real. That's real shit. 735 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:57,209 Damn, you're the shit. Love you. 736 00:38:57,293 --> 00:39:00,379 I can't wait to see you walk out with this shit, bro. 737 00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:03,799 -Right? It's gonna be so sick. -I need to hear it. It's gonna be sick. 738 00:39:05,092 --> 00:39:07,094 [Jo Koy's opening song playing] 739 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:11,974 Give it up for !llmind. 740 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:14,477 [crowd cheers] 741 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:16,103 [Jo] That was sick. 742 00:39:17,104 --> 00:39:19,523 You hear that track right there? That's original right there. 743 00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,776 That is authentic Filipino. 744 00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:23,861 [song continues to play] 745 00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:28,699 And that's a real collaboration with my dude DJ Medmessiah right here. 746 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:31,911 -Give it up right here, everybody. -[!llmind] Med in the house. 747 00:39:33,412 --> 00:39:36,415 I absolutely love everything that we're doing tonight. 748 00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:39,293 Nothing better than authenticity. Thank you, !llmind. 749 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:42,088 -Thank you, DJ Medmessiah. -Thank you, guys. 750 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:45,049 I also brought my friend Andrew Orolfo, 751 00:39:45,132 --> 00:39:48,052 right here to taste some real Filipino food 752 00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:51,806 cooked by my family at an authentic Filipino farmers market. 753 00:39:52,098 --> 00:39:54,100 [upbeat dance music playing] 754 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,479 Andrew! 755 00:39:59,313 --> 00:40:00,648 What's happening, baby? 756 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,274 Let's go. 757 00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:04,819 You wanted breakfast. I'm bringing you breakfast. 758 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:06,904 [Jo] This is the farmers market, man. 759 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:12,201 -[Gemma] Hi. -This is my sister, Gemma. 760 00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:15,913 -How are you? -This beautiful woman is my aunt. 761 00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:17,748 -[Jo] My Auntie Ofie. -Come here. 762 00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:20,501 -[Ofie] Welcome to the Philippines. -Thank you so much. 763 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:24,505 I want nothing but the best Filipino food made for you 764 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,674 for your homecoming since you were a kid. 765 00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,801 -Let's walk around. Let's pick the stuff. -Yeah. 766 00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:31,053 [upbeat dance music] 767 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:37,518 -Which do we put in the-- -Yeah, this one only. 768 00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:38,769 -[Jo] This one? -[Andrew] Okay. 769 00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:39,645 One kilo, please. 770 00:40:42,898 --> 00:40:46,986 [Jo] Welcome to the chicken department. This is where we can get everything, man. 771 00:40:47,069 --> 00:40:50,739 Wings, thighs, breasts. We'll just get a bag of chicken. 772 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:53,159 What's your name? 773 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,160 Call me Lodi. 774 00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:56,036 Lodi? Idol! 775 00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:59,540 Here in the Philippines, that's backwards for "idol." 776 00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:01,834 Well, brother, actually her name is Ludi. 777 00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:04,086 Damn it. Her name is actually really Ludi. 778 00:41:04,753 --> 00:41:06,380 -My bad. -It's Ludi. 779 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,257 But you're my idol. High five. 780 00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:12,052 -[in Tagalog] Thank you. -[in Tagalog] Thank you. 781 00:41:12,761 --> 00:41:14,054 -Let's go eat. -Thank you. 782 00:41:17,766 --> 00:41:19,977 [upbeat instrumental music playing] 783 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,608 How much fun are you having? 784 00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:28,277 This is honestly one of the greatest experiences. 785 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,572 Right? I can't wait. My sister's cooking for us right now, man. 786 00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:33,908 They're letting us cook in that restaurant. 787 00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:37,328 You can't go to any restaurant in America 788 00:41:37,411 --> 00:41:39,830 and go, "Hey, can we use your kitchen?" Like, "What?" 789 00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:42,458 -My favorite dish is chicken adobo. -Yeah. 790 00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:44,919 Ever taste something that takes you back to childhood? 791 00:41:45,419 --> 00:41:48,047 Yeah. My mom used to cook it all the time when we were young. 792 00:41:48,255 --> 00:41:50,549 To this day, I still remember the pot that it was cooked in. 793 00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:52,718 -Yes. -I think my mom still has that pot. 794 00:41:52,801 --> 00:41:54,803 When you had friends come over and try chicken adobo, 795 00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:56,180 did they not go, "What?" 796 00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:58,265 -They loved it. -They would go apeshit. 797 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,684 How often do you go to a pot luck and bring lumpia 798 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:02,520 -and everybody's just hyped? -Kills it. 799 00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:05,314 So why do we keep telling the world about balut? 800 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:07,775 -Enough! -[Andrew chuckles] 801 00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:09,944 When did you leave here? How old were you? 802 00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:13,322 I visited when I was a kid, probably before I was ten. 803 00:42:13,822 --> 00:42:16,116 -Really? -We were only here for, like, a week. 804 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,035 When you started doing stand-up, did you think, 805 00:42:18,118 --> 00:42:21,372 ever, that you would be performing in the motherland? 806 00:42:21,455 --> 00:42:22,790 -Never. -Never, right? 807 00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:24,667 I never thought I'd be out here doing this. 808 00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:27,419 I'm Filipino, but I grew up in America. 809 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:31,465 I was honestly scared when I was like, "You're gonna perform in the Philippines." 810 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,175 -Really? Yeah. -Oh, man. 811 00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:35,553 I always had that weird thing in my head of, like, 812 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:37,680 "I don't think they're gonna get my stuff." 813 00:42:37,763 --> 00:42:38,681 Who's not gonna get it? 814 00:42:38,764 --> 00:42:40,432 -Anybody? -Just anybody in the Philippines. 815 00:42:40,516 --> 00:42:41,850 Just Filipinos in general. 816 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,727 First of all, comedy is comedy. 817 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:45,813 -Yeah. -Funny is funny. 818 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:49,108 The only time they're not gonna laugh is if you're not funny. 819 00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:51,235 -Right? -It's true. 820 00:42:51,485 --> 00:42:55,781 I've realized, "I'm not the only Filipino who thinks like me, who looks like me." 821 00:42:55,864 --> 00:42:58,659 We have so much more in common than I ever would have thought. 822 00:42:58,742 --> 00:42:59,618 Yeah, man. 823 00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:03,122 I'm so glad I'm here and I'm excited to be performing. 824 00:43:03,205 --> 00:43:05,666 -That's cool. Now we've got to eat. -Let's eat. 825 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,086 [Gemma] All done. 826 00:43:09,169 --> 00:43:10,754 -My auntie! -Thank you. 827 00:43:11,338 --> 00:43:12,423 Chicken adobo. 828 00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:16,260 [Jo] Upo, chicken adobo, garlic fried rice. 829 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:19,555 -This is the food I made. -Yum. 830 00:43:20,055 --> 00:43:22,641 This is my favorite. Chicken adobo. It's the best. 831 00:43:23,058 --> 00:43:24,018 Best Filipino dish. 832 00:43:24,643 --> 00:43:27,479 In the Philippines, they eat with their hands, so... 833 00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:30,733 -Can I just get a fork? -Joseph! 834 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:33,944 Just eat it! Eat it. 835 00:43:34,903 --> 00:43:35,738 Eat it. 836 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:49,501 Ladies and gentlemen, my friend, Andrew Orolfo. 837 00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:51,420 [upbeat hip-hop beats playing] 838 00:43:55,174 --> 00:43:56,634 Yo, what's going on? 839 00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:59,011 Are you enjoying the show? Has this been good? 840 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:02,973 I feel good. Been hanging out a lot with my dad. 841 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:06,477 He just bought those things called the transition glasses. 842 00:44:06,935 --> 00:44:08,145 Know what I'm talking about? 843 00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:12,232 If you don't know, those are the glasses where the lenses will actually change 844 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:15,069 so people don't have sex with you and... 845 00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:18,072 And those glasses are ridiculous to me. 846 00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:20,658 I don't know if anybody in this room has them. 847 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:22,326 If you do, don't tell me. 848 00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:24,787 I don't respect you. You know what I'm saying? 849 00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:28,165 Are those them, my man? Are those them? 850 00:44:28,248 --> 00:44:30,709 Look into this light right now. Look-- No, I'm just kidding. 851 00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:34,046 I take that back. If you do have those glasses, 852 00:44:34,129 --> 00:44:36,840 I actually would like you to let me know that you're wearing them 853 00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:38,258 before you start talking to me. 854 00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:40,469 That's only because, when I was talking to my dad, 855 00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:43,138 they changed mid-conversation. 856 00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:46,850 And I had never felt so disrespected in my life, you know? 857 00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:50,771 And that's because when we were talking, we were going from inside to outside 858 00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:52,106 and then they start to get dark. 859 00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:55,609 So I sped up my sentence, 'cause I felt like I was running out of time. 860 00:44:56,694 --> 00:45:00,406 But that's my dad. He's just like a real goofy-ass dad. 861 00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:01,907 You know, like he's so goofy 862 00:45:02,408 --> 00:45:05,327 that he voted for Trump. That's who he is. 863 00:45:06,745 --> 00:45:11,709 And it was so crazy to me, you know, only because I had no idea 864 00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:14,545 that he was even a citizen of the country, so... 865 00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:19,299 I've been hanging out with my dad a lot 866 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:23,303 and I think it's 'cause we're trying to make up for lost time or whatever. 867 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,680 My parents aren't together. 868 00:45:24,763 --> 00:45:26,849 Anybody else grow up in a single-parent household? 869 00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:29,560 It was your fault. And... 870 00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:32,688 Just kidding. 871 00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:37,693 My parents aren't together. My parents split up when I was, like, 12. 872 00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:42,030 And then, when I was 15, I found out. Yeah. 873 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,366 For a good while, I had no idea. Just... 874 00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:48,078 Just one day I went up to my mom, like, "Where's Dad been at?" 875 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:51,457 She looked at me like, "I knew I forgot something. Oh, man." 876 00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:54,126 Growing up-- 877 00:45:54,209 --> 00:45:56,378 I have a sister, and neither of us knew he was gone. 878 00:45:56,462 --> 00:45:59,548 That's because, when he lived with us, he didn't hang out with us at all. 879 00:45:59,631 --> 00:46:01,216 He was gone all the time already. 880 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:04,344 So there was no real, like, emotional attachment to him. 881 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:05,554 It was kind of like this. 882 00:46:05,637 --> 00:46:09,183 You know when you're at a party and you're in a conversation with two other people, 883 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:11,852 and those two people are really engaged in the conversation, 884 00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:13,395 and you're not really contributing, 885 00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:16,648 so you kind of just slowly just walk out of the conversation? 886 00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:20,861 And then start a new family. You ever do that? That's wild. 887 00:46:23,071 --> 00:46:23,906 Yeah. 888 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,285 We still talk all the time. 889 00:46:28,368 --> 00:46:32,998 He just got a new job. He's currently a grade-school bus driver, 890 00:46:33,081 --> 00:46:35,417 which is so silly to me, you know. 891 00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:38,337 'Cause it's like, "Okay, you wouldn't drive this kid to school, 892 00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:40,839 but now you want to drive everybody's kids to school. Right? 893 00:46:41,256 --> 00:46:42,800 Fine. Fine." 894 00:46:45,844 --> 00:46:48,764 I live in California, uh... 895 00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:50,891 And we get a lot of earthquakes. 896 00:46:50,974 --> 00:46:54,728 Before I do this, do we all know what the Richter scale is? 897 00:46:55,395 --> 00:46:57,147 Okay, good, 'cause I've been thinking about it 898 00:46:57,231 --> 00:47:01,276 and I think it's crazy that the way we measure earthquake magnitude 899 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,946 can also be applied to dick size. 900 00:47:04,029 --> 00:47:05,072 Uh... 901 00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:08,075 Yeah, some of you get it already. Really think about it. 902 00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:09,618 Say you're working with, like, a 3.5, 903 00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:12,496 you're like, "Did you feel that shit?" No, nobody did. Nobody felt that. 904 00:47:12,579 --> 00:47:14,081 What? Wild. 905 00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:21,088 5.5 to 6, you can handle that, you know. 906 00:47:21,797 --> 00:47:23,465 That comes around the most often 907 00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:26,426 and, to be honest, might be the best one. Shut up. 908 00:47:29,471 --> 00:47:32,850 6.5 to, like, 7, now you're like, "Whoa, that was wild. 909 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:35,394 We could probably go through that again, 910 00:47:35,477 --> 00:47:38,438 but maybe we should be more prepared next time." You hear what I'm saying? 911 00:47:40,732 --> 00:47:42,776 And then anything above an eight, you're like, 912 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:46,697 "Oh, my God. Everything is ruined. Everything is ruined. 913 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:51,702 And my dog's dead." What? Why? 914 00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:56,248 That's been my favorite joke to tell 915 00:47:56,331 --> 00:48:00,586 as of late, only because I can see where the dudes are at in the joke 916 00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:02,796 when I look at you and tell it. 917 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:08,010 'Cause a lot of you look real sad at three, but... 918 00:48:08,969 --> 00:48:12,598 But at eight, this dude elbowed his girl like, "That's me, baby. That's me." 919 00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,475 She's not disagreeing. All right. 920 00:48:16,810 --> 00:48:19,354 All right, that's my time. Thank you so much. Bye. 921 00:48:20,647 --> 00:48:21,857 Andrew Orolfo! 922 00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:26,486 Tonight, we've seen Filipino-Americans 923 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:29,197 perform in the Philippines for the first time. 924 00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:31,950 But my next friend was born right here in Manila. 925 00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:34,036 That's right, right here in Manila. 926 00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:39,249 And now he's touring the world over. Give it up for Iñigo Pascual! 927 00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,376 [Iñigo Pascual's "Catching Feelings" playing] 928 00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:42,586 Thank you so much, Jo! 929 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:46,423 Yeah! This one's called "Catching Feelings." Let's go. 930 00:48:49,509 --> 00:48:52,846 ♪ Just came from another mistake Just another heartbreak ♪ 931 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:55,807 ♪ Repeating it over and over 'Til our hearts break ♪ 932 00:48:55,974 --> 00:48:58,268 ♪ Losing my mind every time with ya ♪ 933 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,021 ♪ Back to the wringer And we always hit rewind, baby ♪ 934 00:49:01,521 --> 00:49:04,274 ♪ Say something stupid And you start to see red ♪ 935 00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:06,693 ♪ I'm tryna please you But I'm losing my head ♪ 936 00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:10,989 ♪ Think I needa bounce, let me out Hit the ground, running 'til I drop dead ♪ 937 00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:14,117 ♪ But every time you tell me That you love me ♪ 938 00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:16,912 ♪ Every time you tell me That you want me ♪ 939 00:49:16,995 --> 00:49:19,915 ♪ Making me feel and think It's the same inside ♪ 940 00:49:19,998 --> 00:49:22,918 ♪ I would keep it to myself But I gotta let you know that ♪ 941 00:49:23,001 --> 00:49:27,631 ♪ I'm catchin' feelings for ya ♪ 942 00:49:28,757 --> 00:49:32,928 ♪ I'm catchin' feelings for ya ♪ 943 00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:38,558 ♪ Gotta let you know That I'm catchin' feelings for ya ♪ 944 00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:44,690 ♪Yeah, I'm catchin' feelings, feelings Yeah ♪ 945 00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:48,151 ♪ Tell me why even if I gave you my life You still mad at me ♪ 946 00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,821 ♪Tell me what the hell would suffice I got a better me ♪ 947 00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:53,991 ♪You calling me out For all these dumb reasons ♪ 948 00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:56,952 ♪ Gotta air it all out You gotta run with me ♪ 949 00:49:57,202 --> 00:49:59,746 ♪You stay on my mind And I can't get you out ♪ 950 00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:02,457 ♪You a real dime, baby There is no doubt ♪ 951 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:06,253 ♪ I'm on the brink, 'bout to sink But I think I got you figured out ♪ 952 00:50:06,753 --> 00:50:10,048 ♪ But every time you tell me That you love me ♪ 953 00:50:10,132 --> 00:50:12,759 ♪ Every time you tell me That you want me ♪ 954 00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:15,762 ♪ Making me feel and think It's the same inside ♪ 955 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:18,932 ♪ I would keep it to myself But I gotta let you know that ♪ 956 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:23,770 ♪ I'm catchin' feelings for ya ♪ 957 00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:28,567 ♪ I'm catchin' feelings for ya ♪ 958 00:50:30,110 --> 00:50:35,198 ♪ I'm catchin' feelings ♪ 959 00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:39,911 ♪ I'm catchin' feelings ♪ 960 00:50:41,288 --> 00:50:45,167 ♪ I'm catchin' feelings for ya ♪ 961 00:50:46,918 --> 00:50:50,714 ♪ I'm catchin' feelings ♪ 962 00:50:52,257 --> 00:50:56,678 ♪ I'm catchin' feelings for ya ♪ 963 00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:01,558 ♪ I'm catchin' feelings ♪ 964 00:51:14,029 --> 00:51:16,448 [crowd cheers] 965 00:51:16,531 --> 00:51:18,366 Iñigo Pascual, everyone! 966 00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:22,079 Yes! That's how we close the show! 967 00:51:22,662 --> 00:51:25,707 That's how we close the show. Make some noise, you guys! 968 00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,501 [crowd erupts] 969 00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:31,421 That's what I'm talking about. This was a dream come true, you guys. 970 00:51:32,422 --> 00:51:35,383 This really was. This was a dream come true, man, 971 00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:38,678 and I'm so happy that I got to come back to the motherland 972 00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:42,557 and celebrate my culture, our culture, 973 00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:44,768 with everyone out there watching right now. 974 00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:47,020 I hope we entertained you 975 00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:50,774 and I hope we inspired you to go celebrate your own culture, 976 00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:53,860 whatever that may be, you guys. Just do it. Embrace it. 977 00:51:56,488 --> 00:51:58,115 But most importantly, 978 00:51:58,198 --> 00:52:02,035 I got to share this moment with my son, ladies and gentlemen. 979 00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:05,372 I got to bring him to the Philippines with me for the first time! 980 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:08,542 There he is, everybody! My boy! 981 00:52:09,584 --> 00:52:10,418 Yes! 982 00:52:10,877 --> 00:52:12,671 I love you guys. Goodnight! 983 00:52:12,754 --> 00:52:14,756 [Jo Koy's opening song plays] 984 00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:58,837 [recording] Hey, this is Jo Koy, and you are now listening to Moro Beats.