1 00:00:00,211 --> 00:00:05,211 (gentle upbeat music) - I am Captain Missile-Toe. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:12,968 --> 00:00:16,135 (jazzy holiday music) 5 00:00:24,869 --> 00:00:25,836 - Church was nice. 6 00:00:25,836 --> 00:00:26,928 - Yes. 7 00:00:26,928 --> 00:00:27,789 - You look beautiful. 8 00:00:27,789 --> 00:00:29,248 - Thank you. 9 00:00:29,248 --> 00:00:30,528 You look nice yourself. 10 00:00:30,528 --> 00:00:32,597 - Thank you. (chuckles) 11 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:34,469 - I have a favor to ask you. 12 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:35,302 - Oh no. 13 00:00:36,482 --> 00:00:39,016 - I have just a few more presents to wrap. 14 00:00:39,016 --> 00:00:41,038 Would you mind reading them a story? 15 00:00:41,038 --> 00:00:43,027 - Okay, that's the least I can do 16 00:00:43,027 --> 00:00:44,908 since you won't let me wrap presents. 17 00:00:44,908 --> 00:00:46,817 - (laughing) No. 18 00:00:46,817 --> 00:00:47,920 (Dad laughing) 19 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:52,567 ♪ Tomorrow brings ♪ 20 00:00:52,567 --> 00:00:57,567 ♪ Goodnight, sleep tight ♪ 21 00:00:58,590 --> 00:01:01,507 ♪ Tomorrow's light ♪ 22 00:01:04,829 --> 00:01:07,541 - "'Twas the night before Christmas 23 00:01:07,541 --> 00:01:09,591 and all through the house 24 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:12,531 not a creature was stirring 25 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:14,948 except for Christmas zombies. 26 00:01:15,782 --> 00:01:18,282 (jazzy music) 27 00:01:22,570 --> 00:01:25,153 (Dad laughing) 28 00:01:28,286 --> 00:01:33,010 The stockings were hung by the chimney with care 29 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,691 in hopes that St. Nicholas 30 00:01:35,691 --> 00:01:38,940 would soon be there. ♪ I just can't wait ♪ 31 00:01:38,940 --> 00:01:41,502 But little did the children know 32 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,470 as St. Nicholas would prepare, 33 00:01:44,470 --> 00:01:47,571 a disgruntled elf named Stuffy 34 00:01:47,571 --> 00:01:50,321 would ready an army to scare." 35 00:01:50,321 --> 00:01:53,181 - Dad, I don't think you're reading the story right. 36 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:56,087 - Yeah, that's now how it goes. 37 00:01:56,087 --> 00:02:00,530 - No, that's because you haven't heard the real story yet. 38 00:02:00,530 --> 00:02:02,429 I know what really happened. 39 00:02:02,429 --> 00:02:06,846 You see Santa and Mrs. Claus have a yearly tradition. 40 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:11,799 They give awards to the elves for their hard work. 41 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:14,382 This year as the elves lined up 42 00:02:15,444 --> 00:02:17,527 Jolly won Elf of the Year 43 00:02:18,379 --> 00:02:21,150 and Stuffy was very upset. 44 00:02:21,150 --> 00:02:22,483 (magical tinkling music) 45 00:02:22,483 --> 00:02:24,289 You see, Stuffy (somber vocalized music) 46 00:02:24,289 --> 00:02:27,779 was kind of an outcast at the North Pole, 47 00:02:27,779 --> 00:02:31,112 known for always overstuffing the dolls. 48 00:02:31,989 --> 00:02:35,435 He was pretty upset for having to work that doll station 49 00:02:35,435 --> 00:02:36,518 for 10 years. 50 00:02:38,252 --> 00:02:40,419 Year after year after year 51 00:02:41,682 --> 00:02:43,932 he was left stuffing dolls, 52 00:02:45,502 --> 00:02:49,669 never receiving any recognition for his hard work. 53 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:52,333 The only thing he ever received 54 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:54,333 was the nickname Stuffy. 55 00:02:56,442 --> 00:03:00,629 Before the season began, he requested a transfer 56 00:03:00,629 --> 00:03:03,212 to elf security and was denied. 57 00:03:04,808 --> 00:03:06,292 His last hope was winning 58 00:03:06,292 --> 00:03:08,863 that Elf of the Year Award. - Oh, I'm just so excited 59 00:03:08,863 --> 00:03:09,913 for the talent show. (jazzy holiday music) 60 00:03:09,913 --> 00:03:10,958 I think I'm just gonna do (people chattering) 61 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,057 a bunch of awesome dance moves. 62 00:03:13,057 --> 00:03:13,890 - That's cool. 63 00:03:13,890 --> 00:03:16,142 - What about you, Holly? 64 00:03:16,142 --> 00:03:18,417 - I think I'll sing one of my favorite songs. 65 00:03:18,417 --> 00:03:19,982 I'm so nervous. 66 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:21,522 - I know how you feel. 67 00:03:21,522 --> 00:03:24,003 ♪ And don't step on my green elf shoes ♪ 68 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:27,342 ♪ Uh huh don't step on my green elf shoes ♪ 69 00:03:27,342 --> 00:03:30,220 ♪ You're gonna make Santa get the blues ♪ 70 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:32,700 ♪ If you step on my green elf shoes ♪ 71 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:34,777 ♪ World will hear ♪ 72 00:03:34,777 --> 00:03:39,777 ♪ That Christmas is a time for everyone ♪ 73 00:03:41,724 --> 00:03:43,324 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 74 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:46,088 ♪ Whoa oh oh oh ♪ 75 00:03:46,088 --> 00:03:46,973 - Mm. 76 00:03:46,973 --> 00:03:48,261 - Santa says these dolls (lively holiday music) 77 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:49,484 were overstuffed and that they 78 00:03:49,484 --> 00:03:51,737 never should have been wrapped. 79 00:03:51,737 --> 00:03:53,136 - Let me see. 80 00:03:53,136 --> 00:03:54,719 Hold these cookies. 81 00:03:55,712 --> 00:03:57,208 All right, give it back to me. 82 00:03:57,208 --> 00:03:58,458 Get outta here. 83 00:03:59,443 --> 00:04:00,757 You're not gonna spy on me. 84 00:04:00,757 --> 00:04:02,568 Don't tell Santa I have these cookies. 85 00:04:02,568 --> 00:04:03,958 ♪ White white snow ♪ 86 00:04:03,958 --> 00:04:04,791 (Stuffy grunts) 87 00:04:04,791 --> 00:04:06,624 - Hi, Stuffy. 88 00:04:06,624 --> 00:04:08,494 - Hi there. I'm happy. 89 00:04:08,494 --> 00:04:10,720 I found a stash of cookies. 90 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,415 - Well, good for you. 91 00:04:12,415 --> 00:04:14,559 But Santa said that these presents 92 00:04:14,559 --> 00:04:19,105 were too stuffed and that you need to re-stuff them. 93 00:04:19,105 --> 00:04:20,550 - Take it back to him. 94 00:04:20,550 --> 00:04:22,665 Tell him he can't have my cookies. 95 00:04:22,665 --> 00:04:24,143 That's why he's doing this. 96 00:04:24,143 --> 00:04:26,355 Get outta here, Happy. 97 00:04:26,355 --> 00:04:28,103 ♪ Like Christmas ♪ 98 00:04:28,103 --> 00:04:29,713 ♪ No season ♪ 99 00:04:29,713 --> 00:04:31,355 - Stuffy, Santa said the presents 100 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:33,108 that you gave me weren't wrapped good enough 101 00:04:33,108 --> 00:04:35,281 and that you need to re-wrap them. 102 00:04:35,281 --> 00:04:37,614 ♪ Each year ♪ 103 00:04:38,881 --> 00:04:39,714 - Out! 104 00:04:41,513 --> 00:04:43,164 Outta here! 105 00:04:43,164 --> 00:04:43,997 Move on! 106 00:04:43,997 --> 00:04:45,205 ♪ To miss it ♪ 107 00:04:45,205 --> 00:04:47,691 No one interrupts me when I eat cookies. 108 00:04:47,691 --> 00:04:50,691 I've waited 10 years to get cookies. 109 00:04:53,185 --> 00:04:56,185 (people chattering) 110 00:04:57,677 --> 00:04:59,456 - Hello everyone. 111 00:04:59,456 --> 00:05:03,586 Thank you for coming to the North Pole Talent Show. 112 00:05:03,586 --> 00:05:06,820 I'm gonna start us off this evening. 113 00:05:06,820 --> 00:05:11,820 ♪ We three kings of Orient are ♪ - That's pretty good. 114 00:05:11,846 --> 00:05:13,034 She ain't gonna beat me. 115 00:05:13,034 --> 00:05:18,034 ♪ Bearing gifts we traverse afar ♪ 116 00:05:19,315 --> 00:05:22,105 ♪ Field and fountain ♪ 117 00:05:22,105 --> 00:05:25,084 ♪ Moor and mountain ♪ 118 00:05:25,084 --> 00:05:30,084 ♪ Following yonder star ♪ 119 00:05:30,324 --> 00:05:33,526 ♪ Oh oh ♪ 120 00:05:33,526 --> 00:05:36,539 ♪ Star of wonder ♪ 121 00:05:36,539 --> 00:05:39,384 ♪ Star of light ♪ 122 00:05:39,384 --> 00:05:44,384 ♪ Star with royal beauty bright ♪ 123 00:05:45,213 --> 00:05:50,213 ♪ Westward leading, still proceeding ♪ 124 00:05:51,157 --> 00:05:53,601 ♪ Guide us to ♪ 125 00:05:53,601 --> 00:05:57,300 ♪ Thy perfect light ♪ 126 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:59,851 ♪ Guide us to ♪ 127 00:05:59,851 --> 00:06:02,851 ♪ Thy perfect light ♪ 128 00:06:04,521 --> 00:06:08,521 (lively electronic dance music) 129 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:32,021 Oh, oh, that's sickening. (people chattering) 130 00:06:32,021 --> 00:06:33,271 Oh, that hurts. 131 00:06:34,172 --> 00:06:36,190 Oh, that hurts my heart. 132 00:06:36,190 --> 00:06:37,150 Stop it. 133 00:06:37,150 --> 00:06:39,900 ("Jingle Bells") 134 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:58,532 No one with the last name Claus 135 00:06:58,532 --> 00:07:00,032 will ever beat me. 136 00:07:15,092 --> 00:07:17,719 ♪ What child is this ♪ 137 00:07:17,719 --> 00:07:21,275 ♪ Who lays to rest ♪ Bad, bad. 138 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:24,885 ♪ On Mary's lap is sleeping ♪ 139 00:07:24,885 --> 00:07:25,915 Bad. 140 00:07:25,915 --> 00:07:28,638 ♪ Whom angels greet ♪ 141 00:07:28,638 --> 00:07:31,379 ♪ With anthems sweet ♪ Bad. 142 00:07:31,379 --> 00:07:35,712 ♪ While shepherds watch are keeping ♪ 143 00:07:37,361 --> 00:07:38,990 (audience applauding) 144 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:39,823 Yeah. 145 00:07:40,937 --> 00:07:42,819 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 146 00:07:42,819 --> 00:07:44,659 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 147 00:07:44,659 --> 00:07:46,219 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride ♪ 148 00:07:46,219 --> 00:07:48,361 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪ 149 00:07:48,361 --> 00:07:50,219 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 150 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:52,019 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 151 00:07:52,019 --> 00:07:53,801 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride ♪ 152 00:07:53,801 --> 00:07:57,551 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 153 00:07:58,670 --> 00:08:03,670 (audience applauding) (bells jingling) 154 00:08:06,699 --> 00:08:07,866 Aah, aah, aah! 155 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:12,492 Aah! 156 00:08:14,008 --> 00:08:18,528 ♪ O night ♪ 157 00:08:18,528 --> 00:08:20,611 ♪ Divine ♪ 158 00:08:26,078 --> 00:08:28,995 (glass shattering) 159 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:36,313 (Stuffy groaning) 160 00:08:36,313 --> 00:08:39,386 - This one's for you, Santa. 161 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:43,673 All right, hit my music. (rumbling drumming music) 162 00:08:43,673 --> 00:08:45,310 ♪ Dear Santa ♪ 163 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:47,134 ♪ I call him Big Red ♪ 164 00:08:47,134 --> 00:08:48,827 ♪ I call it how I see it ♪ 165 00:08:48,827 --> 00:08:50,375 ♪ 'Cause he's overfed ♪ 166 00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:51,965 ♪ Too many cookies ♪ 167 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,474 ♪ Will he explode ♪ 168 00:08:53,474 --> 00:08:55,192 ♪ I saw him eat a whole box ♪ 169 00:08:55,192 --> 00:08:56,697 ♪ Still with a nasty nose ♪ 170 00:08:56,697 --> 00:08:58,427 ♪ He overeats in his sleep ♪ 171 00:08:58,427 --> 00:08:59,907 ♪ Till his wrist gets weak ♪ 172 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,216 ♪ Before 20 winks ♪ 173 00:09:01,216 --> 00:09:03,147 ♪ 'Cause his sleigh always stinks ♪ 174 00:09:03,147 --> 00:09:04,833 ♪ He has mustard in his beard ♪ 175 00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:06,382 ♪ And grease in his hair ♪ 176 00:09:06,382 --> 00:09:07,965 ♪ If it's time to eat ♪ 177 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:08,979 ♪ You can count him there ♪ (record screeching) 178 00:09:08,979 --> 00:09:09,812 (audience booing) 179 00:09:09,812 --> 00:09:11,171 What? Hey. 180 00:09:11,171 --> 00:09:13,178 Who turned my music off. 181 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,011 Hey, what? 182 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,678 - [Audience] Boo boo! 183 00:09:16,678 --> 00:09:19,498 - Big Red, where's my... 184 00:09:19,498 --> 00:09:20,624 I'm the winner. - Get off the stage, Stuffy. 185 00:09:20,624 --> 00:09:21,457 - I'm the winner. 186 00:09:21,457 --> 00:09:24,700 - This year we have taken notice 187 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:27,358 of all of your hard work, 188 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:29,780 but there's one elf in particular 189 00:09:29,780 --> 00:09:31,951 that worked extra hard. 190 00:09:31,951 --> 00:09:34,849 (drum rolling) 191 00:09:34,849 --> 00:09:35,682 Jolly! 192 00:09:35,682 --> 00:09:36,515 - Yeah! (audience applauding) 193 00:09:36,515 --> 00:09:39,503 - Come and get your award. (audience cheering) 194 00:09:39,503 --> 00:09:40,920 - Awarded to who? 195 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:48,375 (audience applauding and cheering) 196 00:09:51,795 --> 00:09:55,545 (audience members whistling) 197 00:10:07,351 --> 00:10:10,743 - I vow to never (tense music) 198 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,326 stuff a doll again. 199 00:10:14,292 --> 00:10:15,703 Give here. (Jolly screams) 200 00:10:15,703 --> 00:10:17,920 (Stuffy growling) 201 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:18,753 (suspenseful music) 202 00:10:18,753 --> 00:10:21,686 And I'll show you what I'm gonna do with this. 203 00:10:21,686 --> 00:10:24,637 (grunts) I know karate. 204 00:10:24,637 --> 00:10:26,637 What are you looking at? 205 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:30,087 - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 206 00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:31,448 How are you, Jolly? 207 00:10:31,448 --> 00:10:33,886 - Stuffy stole my award present. 208 00:10:33,886 --> 00:10:35,282 - We need to talk to Stuffy. 209 00:10:35,282 --> 00:10:37,447 Thank you. Santa. 210 00:10:37,447 --> 00:10:40,786 - Missile-Toe, did you get my transfer paperwork? 211 00:10:40,786 --> 00:10:43,284 - Yeah, I received your transfer papers. 212 00:10:43,284 --> 00:10:44,201 - Uh, okay. 213 00:10:45,434 --> 00:10:49,154 - But Santa told me, it's not approved. 214 00:10:49,154 --> 00:10:50,706 - Big Red! 215 00:10:50,706 --> 00:10:52,245 He did what? 216 00:10:52,245 --> 00:10:53,746 I'm sorry, Stuffy. 217 00:10:53,746 --> 00:10:57,675 - (groans) We'll see about that. 218 00:10:57,675 --> 00:11:00,069 - [Holly] Hi, Stuffy. Why aren't you stuffing? 219 00:11:00,069 --> 00:11:01,527 - I'm on strike. 220 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:02,717 - [Holly] Why? 221 00:11:02,717 --> 00:11:06,378 - Because I didn't win the competition. 222 00:11:06,378 --> 00:11:07,472 - [Holly] Well, just because you didn't win, 223 00:11:07,472 --> 00:11:08,305 doesn't mean you (slow jazzy music) 224 00:11:08,305 --> 00:11:10,578 have to work with bad heart. 225 00:11:10,578 --> 00:11:13,578 - I've worked hard here for 10 years 226 00:11:14,893 --> 00:11:16,870 and I've gotten no credit. 227 00:11:16,870 --> 00:11:17,806 (tense music) 228 00:11:17,806 --> 00:11:19,395 - [Holly] Maybe that's because you weren't working 229 00:11:19,395 --> 00:11:20,895 with a good heart. 230 00:11:23,098 --> 00:11:25,848 - You take this and you stuff it. 231 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:29,559 I'm outta here. 232 00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:30,809 I need a break. 233 00:11:31,654 --> 00:11:34,618 Look, Santa, you decided to raise my pay. 234 00:11:34,618 --> 00:11:36,024 Thank you very much. 235 00:11:36,024 --> 00:11:37,395 - No, Stuffy. 236 00:11:37,395 --> 00:11:39,694 We need to address your behavior issues. 237 00:11:39,694 --> 00:11:41,565 - What now, Santa? 238 00:11:41,565 --> 00:11:46,565 - Jolly told me that you tried to eat her award gift 239 00:11:46,585 --> 00:11:49,265 and then you kicked it across the stage! 240 00:11:49,265 --> 00:11:51,225 - I didn't do that, Santa. 241 00:11:51,225 --> 00:11:54,675 - Stuffy, there is no need to lie. 242 00:11:54,675 --> 00:11:58,689 - Okay, I was a little upset I didn't win the award. 243 00:11:58,689 --> 00:12:02,014 - This is your last chance to get off my naughty list. 244 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,175 - What? Why you didn't like 245 00:12:03,175 --> 00:12:05,325 that song I made for you, Santa? 246 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,498 - No, Stuffy. It was very rude. 247 00:12:07,498 --> 00:12:09,846 - Uh! The nerve of you, Big Red. 248 00:12:09,846 --> 00:12:12,387 (somber music) I'm outta here. 249 00:12:12,387 --> 00:12:15,195 (bells clinking) 250 00:12:15,195 --> 00:12:16,528 - I can't believe Stuffy did that 251 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,835 to your present. (people chattering) 252 00:12:17,835 --> 00:12:21,117 - Yeah, but we should be used to it by now. 253 00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:22,253 - Yeah. 254 00:12:22,253 --> 00:12:24,753 Stuffy's been in a really bad mood lately. 255 00:12:24,753 --> 00:12:27,314 - Of course. Isn't he always? 256 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:30,293 - Yeah, but I wish he would learn to be kind. 257 00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:32,708 - I wish that too. And I wish it were soon. 258 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:35,434 But most likely he'll never learn to be kind. 259 00:12:35,434 --> 00:12:39,292 Santa says that he was very naughty when he was a boy. 260 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:42,286 - Yeah, but love conquers all. 261 00:12:42,286 --> 00:12:44,410 Maybe we should just go show him some love. 262 00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:45,478 - You're right. 263 00:12:45,478 --> 00:12:46,311 Come on. 264 00:12:49,012 --> 00:12:49,845 (slow jazzy music) 265 00:12:49,845 --> 00:12:51,540 - [Jolly] Hey, Stuffy, how's your day going? 266 00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:53,129 - How's my day going? 267 00:12:53,129 --> 00:12:54,542 Horrible. 268 00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:56,727 - [Jolly] Wow, you have a lot of dolls to stuff. 269 00:12:56,727 --> 00:12:58,190 You're really falling behind. 270 00:12:58,190 --> 00:13:00,641 (tense music) - Stuff? 271 00:13:00,641 --> 00:13:03,058 When you won Elf of the Year, 272 00:13:04,661 --> 00:13:06,494 I vowed to never stuff 273 00:13:08,341 --> 00:13:09,924 another doll again! 274 00:13:15,739 --> 00:13:16,822 You stuff it. 275 00:13:17,861 --> 00:13:21,082 I have an appointment in the bathroom. 276 00:13:21,082 --> 00:13:26,082 (gentle tinkling music) (wind whistling) 277 00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:29,627 (somber music) 278 00:13:29,627 --> 00:13:30,661 - What's wrong, Stuffy? 279 00:13:30,661 --> 00:13:32,512 - None of your business. 280 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,917 - Come on, you can tell me. 281 00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:37,452 - Why are you always so happy? 282 00:13:37,452 --> 00:13:39,482 - Because it's Christmastime 283 00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:43,768 and Christmas is the time to be happy, be joyful. 284 00:13:43,768 --> 00:13:47,578 - What am I supposed to do to be happy? 285 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:50,078 - Maybe you could try smiling. 286 00:13:51,716 --> 00:13:52,716 Bye, Stuffy. 287 00:13:53,653 --> 00:13:55,149 (wind whistling) (bells clinking) 288 00:13:55,149 --> 00:13:56,732 - Try, try smiling? 289 00:13:59,232 --> 00:14:01,836 (Stuffy grunting) 290 00:14:01,836 --> 00:14:03,074 - I feel kinda bad that Stuffy (people chattering) 291 00:14:03,074 --> 00:14:05,198 never gets to have a good Christmas. 292 00:14:05,198 --> 00:14:07,673 - Yeah, sometimes I feel like that too. 293 00:14:07,673 --> 00:14:09,313 Maybe we should do something for him. 294 00:14:09,313 --> 00:14:10,248 - Like what? 295 00:14:10,248 --> 00:14:11,594 - We could get him a present. 296 00:14:11,594 --> 00:14:12,703 - Great idea, Happy. 297 00:14:12,703 --> 00:14:14,613 And we can clean up his desk. 298 00:14:14,613 --> 00:14:16,573 And stuff his dolls for him. 299 00:14:16,573 --> 00:14:19,828 - Come on, let's get started. ♪ As we gather and smile ♪ 300 00:14:19,828 --> 00:14:22,541 ♪ Let's think of someone else ♪ 301 00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:27,488 ♪ Everybody needs some love and understanding ♪ 302 00:14:27,488 --> 00:14:29,119 ♪ While we celebrate ♪ - Hey, guys. 303 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:29,952 (speaking drowned out by music) 304 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:30,831 - Great. 305 00:14:30,831 --> 00:14:32,969 ♪ And toast a brave new year ♪ 306 00:14:32,969 --> 00:14:33,802 - Won't he be surprised. 307 00:14:33,802 --> 00:14:34,939 - Yeah. ♪ In time to make ♪ 308 00:14:34,939 --> 00:14:36,961 ♪ This day we have begun ♪ 309 00:14:36,961 --> 00:14:39,062 (speaking drowned out by music) 310 00:14:39,062 --> 00:14:41,502 ♪ And we'll be glad ♪ 311 00:14:41,502 --> 00:14:44,362 ♪ For all the world to hear ♪ 312 00:14:44,362 --> 00:14:49,029 ♪ That Christmas is a time for everyone ♪ 313 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,671 - Love how they decorate the Christmas tree. 314 00:14:52,671 --> 00:14:55,903 It's so happy. - Yeah, yeah, me too, me too. 315 00:14:55,903 --> 00:14:59,001 You know what, I've been giving it a lot of thought 316 00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,654 and they should call it Santa Stuffy 317 00:15:01,654 --> 00:15:06,653 because of all the cookies he's stuffing down his throat. 318 00:15:06,653 --> 00:15:08,380 - How dare you say that about Santa! 319 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:09,688 I'm gonna tell him! - Yeah huh? 320 00:15:09,688 --> 00:15:11,188 Yeah. 321 00:15:11,188 --> 00:15:14,022 - Oh, Stuffy, you look so happy. 322 00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:15,140 - Happy? (tense music) 323 00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:17,587 Let me at her, let me at her! 324 00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:18,994 I'll show 'em happy. 325 00:15:18,994 --> 00:15:21,265 - Well, Santa, Stuffy keeps saying 326 00:15:21,265 --> 00:15:23,634 that you only stuff your face with cookies 327 00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:26,134 and that you're an overstuffed tomato. 328 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:29,179 - Why is he saying those things about me now? 329 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,619 I do love cookies. 330 00:15:30,619 --> 00:15:32,502 - He also said that you smell like a reindeer. 331 00:15:32,502 --> 00:15:34,919 - This gossiping has to stop. 332 00:15:36,397 --> 00:15:37,984 But I will have a talk with him. 333 00:15:37,984 --> 00:15:39,726 - Okay and thank you, Santa. Bye. 334 00:15:39,726 --> 00:15:43,434 (slow electronic music) (Stuffy groaning) 335 00:15:43,434 --> 00:15:47,517 - We're going to war. (groaning) 336 00:15:51,406 --> 00:15:53,656 (groaning) 337 00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:59,376 Mustard for everyone! 338 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:02,110 ♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪ 339 00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:04,261 ♪ My true love sent to me ♪ 340 00:16:04,261 --> 00:16:08,235 ♪ Some mustard from Stuffy ♪ 341 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,302 (horse whinnying) 342 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,199 - Captain Missile-Toe, Stuffy has been running around, 343 00:16:13,199 --> 00:16:14,907 wearing a security shirt, 344 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,939 squirting us with the water guns 345 00:16:16,939 --> 00:16:19,219 saying, "Mustard for everyone". 346 00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:22,378 - I'm so happy, I'm so happy. (slow electronic music) 347 00:16:22,378 --> 00:16:25,467 This will give you something to be happy about. 348 00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,908 (Stuffy groaning and laughing) 349 00:16:27,908 --> 00:16:28,772 - I've been shot. 350 00:16:28,772 --> 00:16:29,855 - Oh, no. 351 00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,237 Stuffy's acting up again. 352 00:16:32,237 --> 00:16:35,566 Okay. We'll keep an eye on him. 353 00:16:35,566 --> 00:16:36,566 - Okay, bye. 354 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,347 - I've never gotten a gift before. 355 00:16:41,347 --> 00:16:43,930 Well. (groans) 356 00:16:47,328 --> 00:16:48,161 Oh. Wow. 357 00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:50,639 (gentle guitar music) 358 00:16:50,639 --> 00:16:54,140 They say, he's the reason for the season. 359 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:55,723 Jesus, not Big Red. 360 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:04,583 Well, then that's the greatest gift anyone could have. 361 00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:05,477 Wow. 362 00:17:07,308 --> 00:17:12,064 ♪ Finishing my shift at a dead end job ♪ 363 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:15,921 ♪ Playing Santa at a local store ♪ 364 00:17:15,921 --> 00:17:17,761 - Hello, everyone. 365 00:17:17,761 --> 00:17:19,041 I brought cookies. 366 00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:19,874 - Oh, yum. 367 00:17:19,874 --> 00:17:21,281 - Thank you, Mrs. Claus. 368 00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:23,121 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 369 00:17:23,121 --> 00:17:25,458 Thank you for working so hard. 370 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,830 - [Jolly] And thank you. They look delicious. 371 00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:28,778 - Hey, Big Bopper. 372 00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:29,876 You wanted to see me? 373 00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:32,209 - Ho, ho, ho, hello, Stuffy. 374 00:17:33,454 --> 00:17:35,487 I heard what you said about me. 375 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:37,421 - Well, what about it, Santa? 376 00:17:37,421 --> 00:17:41,331 - You said that all I do is stuff cookies down my throat 377 00:17:41,331 --> 00:17:44,580 and that I look like a plump tomato. 378 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:46,809 And that I smell like a reindeer. 379 00:17:46,809 --> 00:17:48,971 - You heard I said what? 380 00:17:48,971 --> 00:17:51,792 I wouldn't say anything like that. 381 00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:53,251 I love cookies. 382 00:17:53,251 --> 00:17:54,736 - I didn't bring it to your attention 383 00:17:54,736 --> 00:17:58,357 when you put laxative in security's milk. 384 00:17:58,357 --> 00:18:00,783 No, I didn't say anything to you. 385 00:18:00,783 --> 00:18:02,973 - Okay, okay, maybe I did say 386 00:18:02,973 --> 00:18:05,013 you look like a plump tomato. 387 00:18:05,013 --> 00:18:08,304 - Stuffy, instead of making toys for children 388 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,804 with a good heart, 389 00:18:11,589 --> 00:18:13,725 you have done nothing but complain. 390 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:16,485 - You didn't get me on security. 391 00:18:16,485 --> 00:18:19,125 You didn't give me the award this year. 392 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:23,224 I'm underpaid, I don't even get minimum wage. 393 00:18:23,224 --> 00:18:24,669 I mean, what do you wanna do? - I have been patient 394 00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:27,224 with you for years, Stuffy. 395 00:18:27,224 --> 00:18:29,104 - Well what, what about it, Santa? 396 00:18:29,104 --> 00:18:30,136 - You know, Stuffy, 397 00:18:30,136 --> 00:18:33,144 I took you in when you were just a little boy 398 00:18:33,144 --> 00:18:35,859 and no one wanted you because you were so naughty. 399 00:18:35,859 --> 00:18:36,714 - Yeah, we know. 400 00:18:36,714 --> 00:18:38,040 We know I'm not a real elf. 401 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,576 Look at this! This is what you give me. 402 00:18:40,576 --> 00:18:43,736 Look at my hair and my beard. 403 00:18:43,736 --> 00:18:46,805 The elves know I'm not real. 404 00:18:46,805 --> 00:18:48,264 And that's why I'm in a bad mood 405 00:18:48,264 --> 00:18:51,798 because I don't even know who I am. 406 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:55,522 But it's okay, Big Red. We all know who you are. 407 00:18:55,522 --> 00:18:57,051 We can't miss you. 408 00:18:57,051 --> 00:19:00,512 - Pride commeth before the fall, Stuffy. 409 00:19:00,512 --> 00:19:01,345 I'm sorry. 410 00:19:02,672 --> 00:19:04,381 I'm gonna have to let you go. 411 00:19:04,381 --> 00:19:07,420 - Dad, you can't fire me! (slow somber music) 412 00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:08,803 I'm an elf! 413 00:19:08,803 --> 00:19:11,046 - Not any longer, Stuffy. 414 00:19:11,046 --> 00:19:11,879 - [Stuffy] Dad! 415 00:19:11,879 --> 00:19:13,221 - Christmas is not for you. 416 00:19:13,221 --> 00:19:15,160 (tense dark music) 417 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,493 - If Christmas isn't for me, 418 00:19:19,203 --> 00:19:21,703 Christmas won't be for anyone! 419 00:19:23,152 --> 00:19:25,526 - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 420 00:19:25,526 --> 00:19:28,174 Have a Merry Christmas, Stuffy. 421 00:19:28,174 --> 00:19:29,695 (Stuffy growling) 422 00:19:29,695 --> 00:19:31,345 - Stuffy, calm down. 423 00:19:31,345 --> 00:19:32,500 I got fired. - Sorry. 424 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,458 - That's what happened, (tense music) 425 00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:34,511 Missile-Toe. 426 00:19:34,511 --> 00:19:35,852 I'm outta here. 427 00:19:35,852 --> 00:19:37,435 You stay out of it. 428 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,735 - What a pity, (somber music) 429 00:19:43,735 --> 00:19:45,303 but we can't have division here. 430 00:19:45,303 --> 00:19:46,303 - Oh, Santa. 431 00:19:47,476 --> 00:19:49,602 We never had to fire an elf before. 432 00:19:49,602 --> 00:19:52,548 - Christmas is about celebrating the birth of Christ 433 00:19:52,548 --> 00:19:56,810 and we can't bring joy to the world with unhappy elves. 434 00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:59,508 - Don't you think you were a little harsh with him. 435 00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:02,132 - Maybe I can work something out. 436 00:20:02,132 --> 00:20:03,715 - Where will he go? 437 00:20:07,349 --> 00:20:09,932 (tense music) 438 00:20:13,497 --> 00:20:16,394 - The old laxative trick. (can rattling) 439 00:20:16,394 --> 00:20:19,512 Security will never see it coming. 440 00:20:19,512 --> 00:20:22,512 (suspenseful music) 441 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,368 (lock clicking) 442 00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:32,007 (can rattling) 443 00:20:32,007 --> 00:20:33,174 Laxative time. 444 00:20:34,452 --> 00:20:35,785 Hey teddy bear, (suspenseful music) 445 00:20:35,785 --> 00:20:37,428 don't tell nobody. 446 00:20:37,428 --> 00:20:40,075 (can rattling) 447 00:20:40,075 --> 00:20:43,197 (door clicking and clattering) 448 00:20:43,197 --> 00:20:46,573 ♪ There's no time like Christmas ♪ 449 00:20:46,573 --> 00:20:50,737 ♪ No season like this is ♪ 450 00:20:50,737 --> 00:20:55,737 ♪ No time like Christmas each year ♪ 451 00:20:57,305 --> 00:21:00,886 ♪ There's no time like Christmas ♪ 452 00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:04,928 ♪ No reason to miss it ♪ (Mr. Missile-Toe farting) 453 00:21:04,928 --> 00:21:09,178 ♪ No time like Christmas each year ♪ 454 00:21:11,612 --> 00:21:12,570 (sleigh whooshing) 455 00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:15,987 ♪ At Christmastime ♪ 456 00:21:15,987 --> 00:21:17,702 ♪ When carols are sung ♪ 457 00:21:17,702 --> 00:21:18,785 (air whooshing) 458 00:21:18,785 --> 00:21:19,743 (tense music) 459 00:21:19,743 --> 00:21:21,806 - Happy, Stuffy's gone! 460 00:21:21,806 --> 00:21:23,406 - I know, he got fired. 461 00:21:23,406 --> 00:21:25,337 - No, you don't understand. 462 00:21:25,337 --> 00:21:28,857 (suspenseful music) 463 00:21:28,857 --> 00:21:30,988 (Happy gasping) 464 00:21:30,988 --> 00:21:32,383 - Stuffy took the reindeer! 465 00:21:32,383 --> 00:21:33,708 He stole the reindeer! 466 00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:35,068 What are we gonna do? 467 00:21:35,068 --> 00:21:38,151 - Get me Captain Missile-Toe at once! 468 00:21:38,985 --> 00:21:40,132 - Reporting for duty, Santa. 469 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:43,020 - How did you let Stuffy steal the reindeer? 470 00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,326 Where were your men? 471 00:21:44,326 --> 00:21:45,880 - Sorry, Santa. 472 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,576 Stuffy switched our milk again. 473 00:21:48,576 --> 00:21:50,335 - You clean yourselves up 474 00:21:50,335 --> 00:21:53,341 and change your pants if you have to, 475 00:21:53,341 --> 00:21:55,524 but you locate him as soon as possible. 476 00:21:55,524 --> 00:21:58,749 - I'll gather my team and we'll try to locate him. 477 00:21:58,749 --> 00:22:01,811 - And if you don't find the sleigh and reindeer, 478 00:22:01,811 --> 00:22:03,894 Christmas will be ruined. 479 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,400 - We'll do our very best, sir. 480 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,920 - Hold on, hold on. 481 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:11,389 You're telling me that Santa has a security team? 482 00:22:11,389 --> 00:22:14,261 That's not in any of the story books. 483 00:22:14,261 --> 00:22:15,463 - [Father] He doesn't go advertising 484 00:22:15,463 --> 00:22:17,268 that sort of thing around. 485 00:22:17,268 --> 00:22:19,156 He's a military man at heart. 486 00:22:19,156 --> 00:22:22,200 Santa didn't make it under the radar this long for nothing. 487 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,636 You can bet your candy canes he has a security team. 488 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:26,476 (suspenseful music) 489 00:22:26,476 --> 00:22:28,602 There's reconnaissance involved. 490 00:22:28,602 --> 00:22:32,116 They need to find out what kids want for presents. 491 00:22:32,116 --> 00:22:35,602 There's no magic fairy dust here. 492 00:22:35,602 --> 00:22:36,602 Where was I? 493 00:22:37,445 --> 00:22:38,444 Oh yes. 494 00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:41,525 So the team came back empty handed. 495 00:22:41,525 --> 00:22:44,726 Stuffy had escaped their grasp. 496 00:22:44,726 --> 00:22:47,104 Where would Stuffy go? 497 00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:49,741 What was he gonna do? (insects chirping) 498 00:22:49,741 --> 00:22:51,241 Stuffy had a plan. 499 00:23:09,006 --> 00:23:11,356 (wolf howling) 500 00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:12,189 (bird squeaks) 501 00:23:12,189 --> 00:23:14,606 (bell rings) 502 00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:17,134 (bells clinking) 503 00:23:17,134 --> 00:23:19,924 (sleigh whooshing) 504 00:23:19,924 --> 00:23:20,757 (somber music) - What are we gonna do 505 00:23:20,757 --> 00:23:22,432 about Christmas? 506 00:23:22,432 --> 00:23:26,015 - We've been working so hard all year long. 507 00:23:27,193 --> 00:23:28,129 - And now the children 508 00:23:28,129 --> 00:23:30,449 aren't even gonna get their presents. 509 00:23:30,449 --> 00:23:32,604 - This is making me so sad. 510 00:23:32,604 --> 00:23:35,004 It's making you sad too, Happy, 511 00:23:35,004 --> 00:23:37,337 and you're always happy. 512 00:23:37,337 --> 00:23:39,286 (people chattering) 513 00:23:39,286 --> 00:23:40,786 - Double espresso. 514 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:43,754 There. 515 00:23:46,147 --> 00:23:47,137 - What? 516 00:23:47,137 --> 00:23:49,467 - You look like the walking dead. 517 00:23:49,467 --> 00:23:50,300 - Uh! - Oh. 518 00:23:52,266 --> 00:23:53,790 Wait. (thunder cracking) 519 00:23:53,790 --> 00:23:54,623 That's it. 520 00:23:55,795 --> 00:23:56,628 The dead. 521 00:23:58,227 --> 00:23:59,060 Zombies. 522 00:24:00,938 --> 00:24:02,105 Oh, that's it. 523 00:24:04,188 --> 00:24:06,605 That's how I'll get 'em back. 524 00:24:07,666 --> 00:24:11,833 Zombies. (tense electronic music) 525 00:24:38,941 --> 00:24:40,524 I'm lost, I'm lost. 526 00:24:42,098 --> 00:24:42,931 Huh. 527 00:24:44,207 --> 00:24:48,374 You're gonna have Stuffy's personality, my friend. 528 00:24:49,973 --> 00:24:50,806 Power on. 529 00:24:51,897 --> 00:24:52,855 (motor whirring) 530 00:24:52,855 --> 00:24:53,688 Yeah. 531 00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:56,910 (motor whirring) 532 00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:57,743 Okay. 533 00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:01,473 (loud whooshing) There you go. I know it hurts. 534 00:25:01,473 --> 00:25:04,182 I know it hurts, but you need to be stuffed 535 00:25:04,182 --> 00:25:06,058 to full capacity. (grunts) 536 00:25:06,058 --> 00:25:07,972 (eerie electronic music) 537 00:25:07,972 --> 00:25:08,805 (robot mumbling) 538 00:25:08,805 --> 00:25:10,929 Don't be smart with me. (static hissing) 539 00:25:10,929 --> 00:25:11,762 Okay. 540 00:25:12,853 --> 00:25:13,686 All right. 541 00:25:14,637 --> 00:25:17,101 Quite a grip you have here. 542 00:25:17,101 --> 00:25:20,229 All right, let it go. Let it go. 543 00:25:20,229 --> 00:25:24,420 (electricity buzzing) He's alive! He's alive! 544 00:25:24,420 --> 00:25:26,682 (Stuffy shouting) 545 00:25:26,682 --> 00:25:28,960 They'll know that Santa's coming. 546 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,248 (Stuffy screaming) (electricity buzzing) 547 00:25:31,248 --> 00:25:32,892 (tense music) 548 00:25:32,892 --> 00:25:33,898 - I have a report, sir. 549 00:25:33,898 --> 00:25:36,748 We found out he's creating an army of zombies. 550 00:25:36,748 --> 00:25:39,021 We also heard loud music and someone rapping. 551 00:25:39,021 --> 00:25:42,091 He changed locations and we are unable to find him. 552 00:25:42,091 --> 00:25:44,415 - Oh no. What am I gonna tell Santa? 553 00:25:44,415 --> 00:25:46,166 I have an old friend. 554 00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:48,488 I can call in a favor from him. 555 00:25:48,488 --> 00:25:49,321 - Hey, IQ, you wanna go (typewriter clacking) 556 00:25:49,321 --> 00:25:50,557 to the shooting range? 557 00:25:50,557 --> 00:25:53,592 (ominous music) 558 00:25:53,592 --> 00:25:56,197 Put the book down for five minutes, man. 559 00:25:56,197 --> 00:25:58,280 - Shh, I'm at the climax. 560 00:26:02,138 --> 00:26:04,805 - Okay, well I'll call Snowflake. 561 00:26:04,805 --> 00:26:05,760 (tense music) 562 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,943 It'll give me a reason to spend some time with her. 563 00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:12,376 I'll show her who the best shot around here is. 564 00:26:12,376 --> 00:26:15,709 Certainly not you. You never train, man. 565 00:26:18,491 --> 00:26:20,991 (gun firing) 566 00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:26,409 I take it back. 567 00:26:26,409 --> 00:26:28,409 - I don't need training. 568 00:26:29,346 --> 00:26:31,432 (lively music) - You get 'em, boy. 569 00:26:31,432 --> 00:26:34,162 You get 'em, go get 'em. 570 00:26:34,162 --> 00:26:37,245 I want Captain Missile-Toe and Santa! 571 00:26:39,351 --> 00:26:40,852 You get your men on this. 572 00:26:40,852 --> 00:26:44,202 ♪ It's like Halloween in fall ♪ Go. 573 00:26:44,202 --> 00:26:45,905 ♪ Every night they come to call ♪ 574 00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:48,475 ♪ You're welcome one and all ♪ 575 00:26:48,475 --> 00:26:49,308 ♪ As the ♪ 576 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:51,662 (phone ringing) - Gunner, is this you? 577 00:26:51,662 --> 00:26:52,622 - Who's this? 578 00:26:52,622 --> 00:26:54,926 - Remember Christmas of 2004 579 00:26:54,926 --> 00:26:56,909 when you held Santa at gunpoint 580 00:26:56,909 --> 00:27:00,306 for dropping through your chimney? 581 00:27:00,306 --> 00:27:02,020 - Ho, ho, ho, ho! - Get on the ground! 582 00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:03,869 - Ho, ho, ho, ho. - No more, Santa! 583 00:27:03,869 --> 00:27:07,105 - I'm the security captain who came to talk you down. 584 00:27:07,105 --> 00:27:08,831 - Captain Missile-Toe. 585 00:27:08,831 --> 00:27:09,825 Yes, I remember you. 586 00:27:09,825 --> 00:27:11,671 - We have a situation. 587 00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:13,805 I think you might be able to help us with it. 588 00:27:13,805 --> 00:27:15,021 - What's the situation? 589 00:27:15,021 --> 00:27:18,526 - A disgruntled employee named Stuffy was fired- 590 00:27:18,526 --> 00:27:19,359 - What? and he stole 591 00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:20,765 the reindeer and sleigh. 592 00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:23,660 - Why do you need help with one disgruntled employee? 593 00:27:23,660 --> 00:27:27,290 - He could be planning to come back to get revenge. 594 00:27:27,290 --> 00:27:28,874 - Now you're talking my language. 595 00:27:28,874 --> 00:27:30,811 - Yeah, we found this old location 596 00:27:30,811 --> 00:27:32,490 and we were able to bug his building. 597 00:27:32,490 --> 00:27:33,323 - Okay. 598 00:27:33,323 --> 00:27:35,615 - Then he switched locations and we lost track of him. 599 00:27:35,615 --> 00:27:36,889 - We'll get right on it. 600 00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:38,615 - I knew I could count on you, brother. 601 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:39,448 Thank you. 602 00:27:39,448 --> 00:27:40,823 - Sergeant Gunner (lively music) 603 00:27:40,823 --> 00:27:41,656 would have to get 604 00:27:41,656 --> 00:27:44,979 his zombie outbreak response team together, 605 00:27:44,979 --> 00:27:48,484 starting with his most decorated soldier, 606 00:27:48,484 --> 00:27:50,734 the beautiful, the amazing, 607 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,254 the lone wolf, the cheese on your taco, 608 00:27:56,234 --> 00:27:58,571 a mother of three daughters, 609 00:27:58,571 --> 00:28:01,514 the hair that never gets messed up, 610 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:04,264 and the makeup that never smears. 611 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,274 - Dad, are you just describing Mom? 612 00:28:08,274 --> 00:28:10,261 - Her name's not Mom. 613 00:28:10,261 --> 00:28:13,761 Her name is Snowflake, Corporal Snowflake. 614 00:28:15,034 --> 00:28:18,075 But yeah, she does have a striking resemblance 615 00:28:18,075 --> 00:28:19,365 to your mother. 616 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:20,448 (tense music) 617 00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:24,733 - The battle of robot bits continues, my friend. 618 00:28:24,733 --> 00:28:26,711 I surely wouldn't choose the cup in front of you 619 00:28:26,711 --> 00:28:29,296 because you're from New Jersey. 620 00:28:29,296 --> 00:28:32,037 New Jersey is the home of the first movie theater. 621 00:28:32,037 --> 00:28:35,455 They didn't have any drinks when they first opened. 622 00:28:35,455 --> 00:28:39,334 But I surely wouldn't choose the cup in front of me either. 623 00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:40,800 - Why not? 624 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,050 - Because I'm from New York 625 00:28:44,809 --> 00:28:47,173 and it's home of the New York Cheese Steak. 626 00:28:47,173 --> 00:28:48,429 And a cheese steak's so good 627 00:28:48,429 --> 00:28:50,143 you don't take any drinks with a cheese steak 628 00:28:50,143 --> 00:28:52,726 'cause then you won't taste it. 629 00:28:56,146 --> 00:28:56,979 Look. 630 00:29:02,827 --> 00:29:04,321 - Oh, Happy. (somber music) 631 00:29:04,321 --> 00:29:06,222 What's wrong? 632 00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:08,389 - I'm just a little worry. 633 00:29:09,404 --> 00:29:11,352 How are the children gonna get their presents 634 00:29:11,352 --> 00:29:13,813 if Santa doesn't have a sleigh and reindeer? 635 00:29:13,813 --> 00:29:16,396 - Oh, there's no need to worry. 636 00:29:17,775 --> 00:29:21,512 Santa will take care of everything. 637 00:29:21,512 --> 00:29:23,106 - Good afternoon, sir. (tense music) 638 00:29:23,106 --> 00:29:25,392 Thank you for coming on such short notice. 639 00:29:25,392 --> 00:29:28,214 My colleague gave me your file. 640 00:29:28,214 --> 00:29:30,490 I thought we could start off with maybe an introduction. 641 00:29:30,490 --> 00:29:32,562 Tell me about your experience. 642 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,075 Start with your name. 643 00:29:34,075 --> 00:29:36,158 - I Am Straight Business. 644 00:29:38,197 --> 00:29:39,265 - That's good. 645 00:29:39,265 --> 00:29:40,781 That is a good quality to have. 646 00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:43,626 We are straight business here. 647 00:29:43,626 --> 00:29:44,736 (suspenseful music) But if you can 648 00:29:44,736 --> 00:29:47,838 go ahead and start with your name. 649 00:29:47,838 --> 00:29:49,921 - I Am Straight Business. 650 00:29:53,038 --> 00:29:54,326 - That is excellent. 651 00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:57,526 That is very excellent and outstanding, sir, 652 00:29:57,526 --> 00:29:59,705 that you are straight business. 653 00:29:59,705 --> 00:30:02,038 I am straight business also. 654 00:30:04,656 --> 00:30:05,814 Okay. 655 00:30:05,814 --> 00:30:09,831 Maybe I'll just start with your file then. 656 00:30:09,831 --> 00:30:11,831 It says here that you... 657 00:30:14,611 --> 00:30:18,089 Your name is I'm Straight Business? 658 00:30:18,089 --> 00:30:20,506 - No, I Am Straight Business. 659 00:30:22,261 --> 00:30:23,336 - I apologize, sir. 660 00:30:23,336 --> 00:30:24,804 Okay. Well, it doesn't matter. 661 00:30:24,804 --> 00:30:27,631 Your name doesn't matter, okay? 662 00:30:27,631 --> 00:30:30,281 I see that you do have the experience I need 663 00:30:30,281 --> 00:30:33,081 and I need another team member fast. 664 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:36,462 We have Christmas to save and zombies to hunt. 665 00:30:36,462 --> 00:30:39,221 Are you up for the task? 666 00:30:39,221 --> 00:30:40,254 - Yes, sir. 667 00:30:40,254 --> 00:30:42,260 - And a little word of wisdom, sir, 668 00:30:42,260 --> 00:30:44,410 before we begin. 669 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:46,160 Snowflake is with me. 670 00:30:49,769 --> 00:30:51,819 You keep your eyes to yourself 671 00:30:51,819 --> 00:30:52,827 (suspenseful music) 672 00:30:52,827 --> 00:30:57,227 or you'll be fired as quick as you started. 673 00:30:57,227 --> 00:30:58,060 - Yes, sir. 674 00:30:58,060 --> 00:30:59,963 (tense music) - Snowflake. 675 00:30:59,963 --> 00:31:01,885 Having a good day? 676 00:31:01,885 --> 00:31:04,381 Meet your new team member. 677 00:31:04,381 --> 00:31:06,298 I Am Straight Business. 678 00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:10,886 I'll let you two introduce yourself, 679 00:31:10,886 --> 00:31:12,387 but I'm gonna be watching 680 00:31:12,387 --> 00:31:14,574 over here keeping a close eye on you two. 681 00:31:14,574 --> 00:31:16,208 - Guess what, Happy. 682 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,528 Santa found an old sleigh in the barn 683 00:31:18,528 --> 00:31:20,781 and he found a bunch of new reindeer! 684 00:31:20,781 --> 00:31:23,462 - (gasps) Christmas is saved after all. 685 00:31:23,462 --> 00:31:25,554 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 686 00:31:25,554 --> 00:31:27,735 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ 687 00:31:27,735 --> 00:31:28,568 - All right, team, (tense music) 688 00:31:28,568 --> 00:31:29,918 it's mandatory. 689 00:31:29,918 --> 00:31:33,661 Your backup weapon's gonna be a shotgun. 690 00:31:33,661 --> 00:31:37,078 I say this because the new rounds are in. 691 00:31:38,391 --> 00:31:39,724 Zombie stoppers. 692 00:31:41,173 --> 00:31:42,034 - You know, Happy, (vocalized choral music) 693 00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:44,023 Christmas is all about getting presents 694 00:31:44,023 --> 00:31:46,173 and playing with them. 695 00:31:46,173 --> 00:31:49,634 - Actually, I don't think that's it. 696 00:31:49,634 --> 00:31:51,033 The real reason for the season 697 00:31:51,033 --> 00:31:54,838 is the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. 698 00:31:54,838 --> 00:31:56,817 - Then what's the point of giving gifts? 699 00:31:56,817 --> 00:31:59,241 - Because Jesus was the ultimate gift 700 00:31:59,241 --> 00:32:01,257 and the Kings gave him gifts. 701 00:32:01,257 --> 00:32:03,619 So it's kinda like tradition. 702 00:32:03,619 --> 00:32:05,286 - Oh, thanks, Happy. 703 00:32:06,543 --> 00:32:08,216 - Aren't you a little overprotective? 704 00:32:08,216 --> 00:32:10,073 (emotional music) - I'm gonna be overprotective. 705 00:32:10,073 --> 00:32:11,411 You see this ring. 706 00:32:11,411 --> 00:32:13,845 I pledged myself to you two weeks ago. 707 00:32:13,845 --> 00:32:16,315 Whether you like it or not, I'm all yours. 708 00:32:16,315 --> 00:32:18,056 - I'm not ready. 709 00:32:18,056 --> 00:32:19,022 - You're never gonna be ready. 710 00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:21,165 No risk, no reward. 711 00:32:21,165 --> 00:32:23,584 - Not until you can outshoot me. 712 00:32:23,584 --> 00:32:24,611 - I'll outshoot you right now. 713 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:26,405 Let's go to the range. 714 00:32:26,405 --> 00:32:28,732 - I need a protector. 715 00:32:28,732 --> 00:32:30,229 - You already said I was overprotective. 716 00:32:30,229 --> 00:32:31,954 That doesn't make any sense. 717 00:32:31,954 --> 00:32:35,594 - (scoffs) Welcome to your first lesson on women. 718 00:32:35,594 --> 00:32:37,844 I'll meet you at the range. 719 00:32:39,663 --> 00:32:44,663 (rifle firing) (dynamic music) 720 00:32:45,127 --> 00:32:47,381 (rifle firing) 721 00:32:47,381 --> 00:32:49,002 - That's how it's done. 722 00:32:49,002 --> 00:32:50,752 - That's pretty good. 723 00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:55,298 (rifle firing) 724 00:32:55,298 --> 00:32:56,881 - I think I got it. 725 00:32:58,865 --> 00:33:00,022 - Hold on, Snowflake. 726 00:33:00,022 --> 00:33:01,439 Wait right there. 727 00:33:02,703 --> 00:33:03,887 No, you don't have it. 728 00:33:03,887 --> 00:33:07,137 Let me show you how a real man does it. 729 00:33:08,312 --> 00:33:12,902 (rifle clicking) (tense music) 730 00:33:12,902 --> 00:33:15,569 (rifle firing) 731 00:33:16,507 --> 00:33:19,007 That's how a real man does it. 732 00:33:20,636 --> 00:33:23,362 - You didn't even get close. 733 00:33:23,362 --> 00:33:25,949 - Kinda close. I got on the target. 734 00:33:25,949 --> 00:33:29,699 - (scoffs) Not close enough. 735 00:33:32,592 --> 00:33:35,328 (rifle clicking) 736 00:33:35,328 --> 00:33:37,898 (rifle firing) 737 00:33:37,898 --> 00:33:40,331 - How are you doing that? 738 00:33:40,331 --> 00:33:42,392 I need another round. Give me a round. 739 00:33:42,392 --> 00:33:45,142 (dynamic music) 740 00:33:47,845 --> 00:33:51,678 If I beat your shot, I'm taking you to dinner. 741 00:34:02,883 --> 00:34:05,412 (rifle firing) 742 00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:07,073 Time for dinner. 743 00:34:07,073 --> 00:34:08,573 - Not yet, cowboy. 744 00:34:09,559 --> 00:34:11,142 - What do you mean? 745 00:34:13,862 --> 00:34:15,943 (rifle clicking) 746 00:34:15,943 --> 00:34:18,102 (rifle firing) 747 00:34:18,102 --> 00:34:19,377 (explosion booming) 748 00:34:19,377 --> 00:34:22,500 - (indistinct) we take on the North Pole! 749 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:23,530 (tense music) 750 00:34:23,530 --> 00:34:27,791 I have stuffed you for such a time as this 751 00:34:27,791 --> 00:34:30,330 and together, my friends, (electronics beeping) 752 00:34:30,330 --> 00:34:32,497 Christmas will be no more! 753 00:34:34,871 --> 00:34:37,591 (electronics beeping) 754 00:34:37,591 --> 00:34:40,442 We have three mission objectives. 755 00:34:40,442 --> 00:34:43,071 (tense music) 756 00:34:43,071 --> 00:34:44,202 Three. 757 00:34:44,202 --> 00:34:47,535 Number one, eat all the Christmas gifts. 758 00:34:48,549 --> 00:34:50,716 Number two, anyone moving, 759 00:34:51,770 --> 00:34:55,891 you will tie them up with Christmas lights. 760 00:34:55,891 --> 00:35:00,229 We will hurt no one, but we will tie them up 761 00:35:00,229 --> 00:35:02,396 in time to ruin Christmas. 762 00:35:04,451 --> 00:35:06,148 Number three, (electronics beeping) 763 00:35:06,148 --> 00:35:10,830 and the main target, something that you cannot miss, 764 00:35:10,830 --> 00:35:13,670 something big, overstuffed and red 765 00:35:13,670 --> 00:35:15,190 like a plump tomato, 766 00:35:15,190 --> 00:35:16,857 someone of legend... 767 00:35:18,268 --> 00:35:19,897 Big Red. 768 00:35:19,897 --> 00:35:22,758 The old diaper himself... 769 00:35:22,758 --> 00:35:25,678 Santa Claus. (explosion booming) 770 00:35:25,678 --> 00:35:28,678 (crickets chirping) 771 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:31,479 Is anyone listening? 772 00:35:31,479 --> 00:35:33,489 I'm not getting any feedback here. 773 00:35:33,489 --> 00:35:34,697 (electronics beeps) 774 00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:35,530 I'll tell you 775 00:35:35,530 --> 00:35:36,439 what it's about? (electronic music) 776 00:35:36,439 --> 00:35:37,974 ♪ Ho ho ho ho ♪ 777 00:35:37,974 --> 00:35:39,438 ♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ♪ 778 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,688 Now, listen up. 779 00:35:47,057 --> 00:35:48,473 ♪ Attack Santa ♪ 780 00:35:48,473 --> 00:35:50,516 ♪ Let's close the North Pole ♪ 781 00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:51,575 ♪ Check his hat ♪ 782 00:35:51,575 --> 00:35:53,436 ♪ His danger's not so ♪ 783 00:35:53,436 --> 00:35:56,487 ♪ I want all the cookies, all of the gifts ♪ 784 00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:59,476 ♪ Not to get rich but to take St. Nick ♪ 785 00:35:59,476 --> 00:36:02,514 ♪ I'll toilet paper his stocking all night ♪ 786 00:36:02,514 --> 00:36:05,525 ♪ Ask him why his pants are so tight ♪ 787 00:36:05,525 --> 00:36:08,567 ♪ Nothing can stop my zombie boys ♪ 788 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:11,585 ♪ No more Christmas, no more joy ♪ 789 00:36:11,585 --> 00:36:14,545 ♪ No more elves, no more lights ♪ 790 00:36:14,545 --> 00:36:17,609 ♪ Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night ♪ 791 00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:21,276 (rhythmic electronic music) 792 00:36:29,599 --> 00:36:30,432 Charge! 793 00:36:36,088 --> 00:36:37,457 - Okay, team, I'm here (suspenseful music) 794 00:36:37,457 --> 00:36:39,759 to brief you on our mission. 795 00:36:39,759 --> 00:36:42,449 Apparently a disgruntled employee 796 00:36:42,449 --> 00:36:46,567 has stolen the sleigh and the reindeer from the North Pole. 797 00:36:46,567 --> 00:36:49,895 It's up to us to save Christmas. 798 00:36:49,895 --> 00:36:51,728 We have to locate him. 799 00:36:53,090 --> 00:36:55,596 I have a map in my office 800 00:36:55,596 --> 00:36:58,324 that shows where his hideout is. 801 00:36:58,324 --> 00:36:59,657 They have wiretapped (dynamic music) 802 00:36:59,657 --> 00:37:01,740 his hideout and they found out 803 00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:04,591 he's making an army of zombies. 804 00:37:04,591 --> 00:37:07,007 And that's where we come in, 805 00:37:07,007 --> 00:37:09,007 to do what we're good at 806 00:37:09,852 --> 00:37:12,435 and that's eliminating zombies. 807 00:37:14,173 --> 00:37:16,629 Meet me in my office in five minutes. 808 00:37:16,629 --> 00:37:20,374 IQ, put the book down. Are you paying attention? 809 00:37:20,374 --> 00:37:22,013 - Yes. 810 00:37:22,013 --> 00:37:23,846 Loud and clear, Sarge. 811 00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:26,601 - Really? 812 00:37:26,601 --> 00:37:29,876 All right, let's hear the mission. 813 00:37:29,876 --> 00:37:32,965 - We have to go on a mission 814 00:37:32,965 --> 00:37:35,632 to find Santa's stolen reindeers 815 00:37:37,449 --> 00:37:38,366 and sleigh. 816 00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:44,059 (tense music) 817 00:37:48,777 --> 00:37:52,286 (slow drumming music) 818 00:37:52,286 --> 00:37:53,977 (walkie talkie beeps) 819 00:37:53,977 --> 00:37:54,977 - Snowflake. 820 00:37:59,485 --> 00:38:00,318 Snowflake. 821 00:38:00,318 --> 00:38:02,901 - Where is he, where's the elf? 822 00:38:04,542 --> 00:38:05,902 - [Sgt. Gunner] Snowflake. 823 00:38:05,902 --> 00:38:07,168 - [Snowflake] I'm a little busy. 824 00:38:07,168 --> 00:38:09,050 - Go ahead and show me UTL. 825 00:38:09,050 --> 00:38:10,831 There's no sign of 'em. 826 00:38:10,831 --> 00:38:11,664 - [Snowflake] Roger that. 827 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:12,696 - I'm heading back now. 828 00:38:12,696 --> 00:38:15,779 (suspenseful music) 829 00:38:17,650 --> 00:38:21,150 (dynamic drumming music) 830 00:38:28,586 --> 00:38:33,086 - "But this winter, the zombies were not after brains. 831 00:38:34,472 --> 00:38:36,555 They were after presents. 832 00:38:38,130 --> 00:38:41,001 The elves were having to work overtime, 833 00:38:41,001 --> 00:38:43,782 busy catching a new team of reindeer 834 00:38:43,782 --> 00:38:48,121 and taking on all the work that Stuffy had left them. 835 00:38:48,121 --> 00:38:52,550 They were full of Christmas cheer, cocoa, and song, 836 00:38:52,550 --> 00:38:56,430 with everyone around them singing along. 837 00:38:56,430 --> 00:39:00,485 Christmas Eve would come, everything on schedule. 838 00:39:00,485 --> 00:39:04,769 When what to their wandering eyes should appear, 839 00:39:04,769 --> 00:39:07,001 but 10,000 zombies (dynamic music) 840 00:39:07,001 --> 00:39:08,251 dragging near." 841 00:39:09,491 --> 00:39:10,991 - Oh, I see Santa. 842 00:39:12,362 --> 00:39:13,195 Santa! 843 00:39:14,410 --> 00:39:16,493 Can you hear me, Big Bob? 844 00:39:18,009 --> 00:39:19,270 - Hey! 845 00:39:19,270 --> 00:39:22,689 ♪ I see Santa, he can't hide ♪ 846 00:39:22,689 --> 00:39:25,419 ♪ We're too ripped and we're too wide ♪ 847 00:39:25,419 --> 00:39:27,830 - Holly, Holly, zombies! - What, what, what? 848 00:39:27,830 --> 00:39:31,048 ♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah ♪ 849 00:39:31,048 --> 00:39:32,700 Oh. (grunts) 850 00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:33,663 - You're not taking (dynamic music) 851 00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:34,746 Castle Claus. 852 00:39:38,328 --> 00:39:39,921 - Stay calm, everyone! 853 00:39:39,921 --> 00:39:41,353 Everybody to the chapel! 854 00:39:41,353 --> 00:39:42,186 - Oh! 855 00:39:43,401 --> 00:39:45,151 - Let's go, let's go. 856 00:39:57,294 --> 00:39:58,127 (suspenseful vocalized music) 857 00:39:58,127 --> 00:39:59,854 - Security, prepare yourselves. 858 00:39:59,854 --> 00:40:04,102 We cannot let these zombies destroy Christmas. 859 00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:05,334 ♪ Ah ♪ 860 00:40:05,334 --> 00:40:07,167 Fear God, honor Santa. 861 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:11,585 (roar reverberating) 862 00:40:11,585 --> 00:40:13,752 - As Moses parted the sea, 863 00:40:16,158 --> 00:40:17,241 we will split 864 00:40:18,408 --> 00:40:20,158 Castle Claus in half! 865 00:40:21,608 --> 00:40:24,822 (thunder cracking) 866 00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:26,804 (man chattering) 867 00:40:26,804 --> 00:40:28,325 - Who will save us? 868 00:40:28,325 --> 00:40:30,704 - Captain Missile-Toe. 869 00:40:30,704 --> 00:40:32,954 - I am Captain Missile-Toe. 870 00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:36,283 - Team Tiara, charge! 871 00:40:38,416 --> 00:40:40,666 ♪ Ah ah ah ♪ 872 00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:44,325 (Stuffy shouting) 873 00:40:44,325 --> 00:40:47,904 - We must all remain calm. (children crying) 874 00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:50,907 - Fire at will. Don't be afraid. 875 00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:53,020 (Stuffy growling) (dynamic vocalized music) 876 00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:55,603 (guns firing) 877 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,760 - Ah, where is he when you need him? 878 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,653 (guns firing) 879 00:41:04,653 --> 00:41:06,035 They just keep coming. 880 00:41:06,035 --> 00:41:07,408 I'm running out of ammo. 881 00:41:07,408 --> 00:41:09,223 - Stay calm, everyone! 882 00:41:09,223 --> 00:41:11,189 - Don't worry. (children chattering) 883 00:41:11,189 --> 00:41:14,166 You won't have to tell your mother goodbye. 884 00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:16,586 (dynamic music) 885 00:41:16,586 --> 00:41:19,169 - Barricade the front entrance. 886 00:41:25,861 --> 00:41:29,315 - No one will ruin Christmas on my watch. 887 00:41:29,315 --> 00:41:30,565 I will be back. 888 00:41:31,708 --> 00:41:33,452 And y'all stay here. 889 00:41:33,452 --> 00:41:35,241 - Santa! (guns firing) 890 00:41:35,241 --> 00:41:36,908 Where are you going? 891 00:41:37,806 --> 00:41:40,223 - [Santa] Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 892 00:41:41,730 --> 00:41:44,563 (Santa crunching) 893 00:41:48,764 --> 00:41:51,347 (guns firing) 894 00:41:58,074 --> 00:42:00,657 - Christmas will not be ruined. 895 00:42:03,205 --> 00:42:06,372 Holly, Jolly, Happy, come and join us. 896 00:42:07,468 --> 00:42:10,072 (guns firing) 897 00:42:10,072 --> 00:42:12,502 - Happy, you're not smiling. 898 00:42:12,502 --> 00:42:14,278 - Well, I'm not smiling (children crying) 899 00:42:14,278 --> 00:42:15,672 because I've never experienced 900 00:42:15,672 --> 00:42:17,712 anything like this in my life! 901 00:42:17,712 --> 00:42:22,712 (guns firing) (suspenseful music) 902 00:42:27,755 --> 00:42:29,533 - Everyone, wait here (ethereal vocalized music) 903 00:42:29,533 --> 00:42:31,002 in the chapel. 904 00:42:31,002 --> 00:42:32,423 I've got to go make sure 905 00:42:32,423 --> 00:42:34,602 Santa doesn't get hurt. 906 00:42:34,602 --> 00:42:36,981 (guns firing) 907 00:42:36,981 --> 00:42:37,814 (children crying) 908 00:42:37,814 --> 00:42:40,397 (guns firing) 909 00:42:41,524 --> 00:42:45,857 - Do you think security will be able to handle this? 910 00:42:46,749 --> 00:42:48,404 They're gonna need our help. 911 00:42:48,404 --> 00:42:49,237 Come on. 912 00:42:51,288 --> 00:42:54,028 - Wait, stay and fight. Don't run. 913 00:42:54,028 --> 00:42:59,028 (ethereal vocalized music continues) 914 00:42:59,124 --> 00:43:00,333 - Are you okay, dear? 915 00:43:00,333 --> 00:43:02,912 - (gasps) Santa! 916 00:43:02,912 --> 00:43:05,732 What have you been eating? 917 00:43:05,732 --> 00:43:08,933 You've been stress eating again. 918 00:43:08,933 --> 00:43:10,766 You clean yourself up. 919 00:43:12,007 --> 00:43:14,590 Wash your beard if you have to. 920 00:43:15,521 --> 00:43:17,963 - Yippee ki yay, milk and cookies. 921 00:43:17,963 --> 00:43:22,963 (gun firing) (lively music) 922 00:43:26,712 --> 00:43:30,585 ♪ Who's that behind the tree ♪ 923 00:43:30,585 --> 00:43:34,566 ♪ They're coming for you and me ♪ 924 00:43:34,566 --> 00:43:36,622 ♪ They just shuffle, they don't ♪ 925 00:43:36,622 --> 00:43:38,576 - All right, team, are we ready? 926 00:43:38,576 --> 00:43:39,811 ♪ They're doing ♪ 927 00:43:39,811 --> 00:43:40,894 It's time to go to work. 928 00:43:40,894 --> 00:43:42,203 ♪ The zombie walk ♪ 929 00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:44,203 - IQ, put the book down. 930 00:43:50,468 --> 00:43:51,927 Here they come. ♪ They're assembling ♪ 931 00:43:51,927 --> 00:43:55,121 ♪ They can't run ♪ 932 00:43:55,121 --> 00:43:57,721 - "Captain Missile-Toe would try to hold off 933 00:43:57,721 --> 00:43:59,721 the army single-handedly 934 00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:04,546 until he heard a noise behind his ear. 935 00:44:04,546 --> 00:44:06,095 He turned his head." 936 00:44:06,095 --> 00:44:07,005 - Move over! (suspenseful music) 937 00:44:07,005 --> 00:44:08,088 - Santa? 938 00:44:08,088 --> 00:44:13,088 (rifle firing) (Santa shouting) 939 00:44:15,985 --> 00:44:19,476 (lively music) 940 00:44:19,476 --> 00:44:20,820 (Santa shouting) 941 00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:22,634 - Do you have any more cookies? 942 00:44:22,634 --> 00:44:24,739 ♪ They can't run ♪ 943 00:44:24,739 --> 00:44:26,352 ♪ Eating brains is their ♪ 944 00:44:26,352 --> 00:44:28,201 - What a doll. 945 00:44:28,201 --> 00:44:29,992 (rifle firing) 946 00:44:29,992 --> 00:44:32,772 ♪ And a face like chalk ♪ 947 00:44:32,772 --> 00:44:36,927 ♪ They're doing the zombie walk ♪ 948 00:44:36,927 --> 00:44:39,582 (rifle firing) 949 00:44:39,582 --> 00:44:41,999 (gun firing) 950 00:44:44,718 --> 00:44:48,661 ♪ Brains for dinner, brains for dessert ♪ 951 00:44:48,661 --> 00:44:49,811 ♪ Not your liver ♪ (rifle firing) 952 00:44:49,811 --> 00:44:52,795 ♪ But they love your head ♪ (children crying) 953 00:44:52,795 --> 00:44:54,129 ♪ All messed up ♪ 954 00:44:54,129 --> 00:44:54,962 (guns firing) 955 00:44:54,962 --> 00:44:55,860 ♪ They're dead ♪ 956 00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:58,610 (rifles firing) 957 00:45:01,226 --> 00:45:04,085 (insects chirping) - Jeopardy. I gotta know this. 958 00:45:04,085 --> 00:45:05,983 ♪ They can't run ♪ 959 00:45:05,983 --> 00:45:06,894 ♪ Eating brains ♪ (rifles firing) 960 00:45:06,894 --> 00:45:09,372 ♪ Is their idea of fun ♪ 961 00:45:09,372 --> 00:45:10,240 (robot whirring) 962 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,073 ♪ Lips with blood ♪ 963 00:45:11,073 --> 00:45:14,069 ♪ And a face like chalk ♪ (rifles firing) 964 00:45:14,069 --> 00:45:18,069 ♪ They're doing the zombie walk ♪ 965 00:45:19,124 --> 00:45:19,957 (electricity buzzing) 966 00:45:19,957 --> 00:45:21,925 (rifle firing) 967 00:45:21,925 --> 00:45:23,614 (vocalized opera singing) 968 00:45:23,614 --> 00:45:25,871 - How could she (drowned out by singing). 969 00:45:25,871 --> 00:45:26,704 (Holly drowned out by singing) 970 00:45:26,704 --> 00:45:29,418 (robot whirring) (insects chirping) 971 00:45:29,418 --> 00:45:30,878 (rifle firing) 972 00:45:30,878 --> 00:45:32,089 (guns firing) 973 00:45:32,089 --> 00:45:33,924 (wolf howling) 974 00:45:33,924 --> 00:45:36,674 - Say hello to my little friends. 975 00:45:37,844 --> 00:45:39,179 - I'm outta ammo. (lively music) 976 00:45:39,179 --> 00:45:40,012 (guns firing) 977 00:45:40,012 --> 00:45:42,000 I'm outta ammo. 978 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,500 (guns firing) 979 00:45:46,276 --> 00:45:47,678 ♪ They're just ambling ♪ 980 00:45:47,678 --> 00:45:50,160 Throw me another one. 981 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:54,150 ♪ Eating brains is their idea of fun ♪ 982 00:45:54,150 --> 00:45:58,192 ♪ Lips with blood and a face like chalk ♪ 983 00:45:58,192 --> 00:46:03,192 ♪ They're doing the zombie walk ♪ 984 00:46:06,364 --> 00:46:07,770 ♪ Chop chop ♪ 985 00:46:07,770 --> 00:46:10,148 - I can't believe I don't have this! 986 00:46:10,148 --> 00:46:12,530 ♪ Brains for dinner, brains for dessert ♪ 987 00:46:12,530 --> 00:46:14,915 (guns firing) 988 00:46:14,915 --> 00:46:18,115 - IQ, what are you doing? You almost shot me. 989 00:46:18,115 --> 00:46:20,690 ♪ They're all messed up ♪ 990 00:46:20,690 --> 00:46:21,528 ♪ Dead ♪ 991 00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:22,361 - Ah! 992 00:46:22,361 --> 00:46:24,968 (insects chirping) - I've never been afraid 993 00:46:24,968 --> 00:46:27,888 of anything in my life. (wolf howling) 994 00:46:27,888 --> 00:46:29,537 (suspenseful music) 995 00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:31,758 I only fear the Lord. 996 00:46:31,758 --> 00:46:33,120 - [Zombies] Hee hee ha ha! 997 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,699 (laughing) Hee hee ha! 998 00:46:35,699 --> 00:46:37,123 (Sgt. Gunner screaming) 999 00:46:37,123 --> 00:46:39,893 (Snowflake singing opera) 1000 00:46:39,893 --> 00:46:44,893 (rifle firing) (Santa shouting) 1001 00:46:45,959 --> 00:46:47,692 (lively music) - Hello? 1002 00:46:47,692 --> 00:46:48,609 This is IQ. 1003 00:46:50,062 --> 00:46:50,895 What? 1004 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,480 "Jeopardy"? 1005 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,671 I can't believe it. 1006 00:46:54,671 --> 00:46:57,649 This has been my life's dream. 1007 00:46:57,649 --> 00:47:00,732 I'll get started training right away. 1008 00:47:01,983 --> 00:47:04,018 I have to go, Sarge. 1009 00:47:04,018 --> 00:47:05,889 I have to go. 1010 00:47:05,889 --> 00:47:09,857 ♪ They want what you've got inside ♪ 1011 00:47:09,857 --> 00:47:10,922 ♪ Here's comes ♪ (loud screeching) 1012 00:47:10,922 --> 00:47:12,817 ♪ Walking down your block ♪ 1013 00:47:12,817 --> 00:47:15,044 ♪ Well, they're doing ♪ 1014 00:47:15,044 --> 00:47:16,201 - I have to marry that woman. 1015 00:47:16,201 --> 00:47:17,766 ♪ The zombie walk ♪ 1016 00:47:17,766 --> 00:47:20,434 (gun firing) 1017 00:47:20,434 --> 00:47:24,434 (lively electronic dance music) 1018 00:47:28,566 --> 00:47:30,649 - I Am Straight Business. 1019 00:47:43,839 --> 00:47:44,672 (rifle firing) 1020 00:47:44,672 --> 00:47:45,505 - [Zombies] We're dead. 1021 00:47:45,505 --> 00:47:46,338 - Woo woo. 1022 00:47:46,338 --> 00:47:48,921 (guns firing) 1023 00:47:50,086 --> 00:47:51,669 - I need more ammo. 1024 00:47:53,673 --> 00:47:55,627 - We got a few minutes. 1025 00:47:55,627 --> 00:47:56,460 I got your ammo 1026 00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:59,462 for you right here. (romantic music) 1027 00:47:59,462 --> 00:48:01,716 Will you marry me? 1028 00:48:01,716 --> 00:48:04,133 - We're in the middle of war. 1029 00:48:06,036 --> 00:48:07,326 Are you serious right now? 1030 00:48:07,326 --> 00:48:10,196 - I am serious. Will you marry me? 1031 00:48:10,196 --> 00:48:11,435 (guns firing) (Sgt. Gunner grunts) 1032 00:48:11,435 --> 00:48:12,268 Stay away. 1033 00:48:12,268 --> 00:48:16,515 I've been waiting for this day for two years. (grunts) 1034 00:48:16,515 --> 00:48:20,210 Will you marry me? (grunts) 1035 00:48:20,210 --> 00:48:21,460 - This is nice. 1036 00:48:22,796 --> 00:48:24,378 Let's see how it looks. 1037 00:48:24,378 --> 00:48:27,578 (punch thudding) (Sgt. Gunner grunts) 1038 00:48:27,578 --> 00:48:29,058 I accept. 1039 00:48:29,058 --> 00:48:29,891 - Oh. 1040 00:48:29,891 --> 00:48:32,724 - Ew, Dad. No romance, no romance. 1041 00:48:34,673 --> 00:48:36,090 - I love romance. 1042 00:48:39,507 --> 00:48:42,046 - The zombie response team. 1043 00:48:42,046 --> 00:48:43,260 - Strike team? 1044 00:48:43,260 --> 00:48:45,118 There's only three of 'em. 1045 00:48:45,118 --> 00:48:46,097 - What are we gonna do? (choral vocalized music) 1046 00:48:46,097 --> 00:48:48,469 Our weapons are useless. (guns firing) 1047 00:48:48,469 --> 00:48:50,160 - We can't give up. 1048 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,656 - We need to think about the children. 1049 00:48:51,656 --> 00:48:54,059 - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. - Children? 1050 00:48:54,059 --> 00:48:56,842 Children don't play with guns. 1051 00:48:56,842 --> 00:48:58,281 We need to make our own weapons. 1052 00:48:58,281 --> 00:48:59,114 Come on. 1053 00:49:01,303 --> 00:49:03,986 Only children get the presents. 1054 00:49:03,986 --> 00:49:06,256 (loud thudding) 1055 00:49:06,256 --> 00:49:07,538 (ball whistling) (air whooshing) 1056 00:49:07,538 --> 00:49:09,263 ♪ There's no time ♪ (guns firing) 1057 00:49:09,263 --> 00:49:11,034 ♪ Like Christmas ♪ 1058 00:49:11,034 --> 00:49:15,277 ♪ No season like this is ♪ 1059 00:49:15,277 --> 00:49:20,277 ♪ No time like Christmas each year ♪ 1060 00:49:20,352 --> 00:49:23,759 (gentle oriental music) 1061 00:49:23,759 --> 00:49:25,901 (guns firing) 1062 00:49:25,901 --> 00:49:28,568 (air whooshing) 1063 00:49:32,717 --> 00:49:36,003 (foot whooshing) 1064 00:49:36,003 --> 00:49:38,091 (eerie music) 1065 00:49:38,091 --> 00:49:39,126 (foot thudding) 1066 00:49:39,126 --> 00:49:42,209 - I used to have an hourglass figure. 1067 00:49:43,482 --> 00:49:48,482 (eerie music) (insects chirping) 1068 00:49:49,283 --> 00:49:51,031 (explosion booming) 1069 00:49:51,031 --> 00:49:53,052 (panda grunting) 1070 00:49:53,052 --> 00:49:56,412 ♪ There's no time like Christmas ♪ 1071 00:49:56,412 --> 00:49:57,245 ♪ No ♪ 1072 00:49:57,245 --> 00:49:58,567 (lively music) 1073 00:49:58,567 --> 00:49:59,692 - How you doing? 1074 00:49:59,692 --> 00:50:00,901 (guns firing) 1075 00:50:00,901 --> 00:50:02,151 You doing okay? 1076 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,540 - I'm out of ammo. 1077 00:50:06,215 --> 00:50:07,552 - Can't believe he left us. 1078 00:50:07,552 --> 00:50:08,553 (man screaming) 1079 00:50:08,553 --> 00:50:09,631 (guns firing) 1080 00:50:09,631 --> 00:50:10,881 For "Jeopardy". 1081 00:50:13,036 --> 00:50:18,036 (suspenseful music) (guns firing) 1082 00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:20,632 - Look! (inspirational music) 1083 00:50:20,632 --> 00:50:22,159 - I need more ammo here. - Help is here, Santa. 1084 00:50:22,159 --> 00:50:27,159 (guns firing) (man chattering) 1085 00:50:27,852 --> 00:50:29,102 - Who are they? 1086 00:50:32,303 --> 00:50:35,628 (people chattering) 1087 00:50:35,628 --> 00:50:36,795 - Santa Claus. 1088 00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:40,541 Thank you. 1089 00:50:45,172 --> 00:50:47,407 - Straight Business! 1090 00:50:47,407 --> 00:50:48,490 You're fired! 1091 00:50:52,122 --> 00:50:52,955 - No! 1092 00:50:54,586 --> 00:50:56,850 (Stuffy screaming) 1093 00:50:56,850 --> 00:50:58,324 (men shouting) 1094 00:50:58,324 --> 00:51:01,074 - Captain Missile-Toe, over here. 1095 00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:04,373 ♪ They're coming to get you Barbara ♪ 1096 00:51:04,373 --> 00:51:05,206 (lively music) 1097 00:51:05,206 --> 00:51:06,289 - We're near. 1098 00:51:08,016 --> 00:51:10,599 Yeah, sorry it took me so long. 1099 00:51:12,583 --> 00:51:15,723 (electronics beeping) 1100 00:51:15,723 --> 00:51:20,293 ♪ They're doing the zombie walk ♪ 1101 00:51:20,293 --> 00:51:21,588 - Missile-Toe. (dynamic music) 1102 00:51:21,588 --> 00:51:22,421 Missile-Toe. (Captain Missile-Toe shouts) 1103 00:51:22,421 --> 00:51:23,254 (gun firing) 1104 00:51:23,254 --> 00:51:24,921 - Sound the retreat. 1105 00:51:26,074 --> 00:51:27,814 Yes, I said retreat. (guns firing) 1106 00:51:27,814 --> 00:51:29,712 We're gonna get to higher ground. 1107 00:51:29,712 --> 00:51:31,239 Let's go. 1108 00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:32,567 - Retreat? 1109 00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:33,759 We don't retreat! ♪ All messed up ♪ 1110 00:51:33,759 --> 00:51:35,574 - Get the Christmas lights. 1111 00:51:35,574 --> 00:51:37,707 Go get Santa. There he is! 1112 00:51:37,707 --> 00:51:38,540 Charge! 1113 00:51:39,788 --> 00:51:43,370 Now, you need eight packs of lights for him. 1114 00:51:43,370 --> 00:51:45,953 - You can't hurt me. I'm Santa! 1115 00:51:46,814 --> 00:51:49,897 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 1116 00:51:49,897 --> 00:51:52,147 - [Sgt. Gunner] I'm unable. 1117 00:51:53,519 --> 00:51:54,352 Hands off. 1118 00:51:59,603 --> 00:52:03,096 (punches thudding) (dynamic music) 1119 00:52:03,096 --> 00:52:05,596 (guns firing) 1120 00:52:07,790 --> 00:52:11,040 (Sgt. Gunner grunting) 1121 00:52:13,742 --> 00:52:15,040 - We got him! 1122 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,020 We got Big Red. 1123 00:52:17,020 --> 00:52:19,340 (Stuffy groaning) - I am Santa! 1124 00:52:19,340 --> 00:52:22,588 - We got Missile-Toe. (groaning) 1125 00:52:22,588 --> 00:52:24,119 - Go on, fellas. (suspenseful music) 1126 00:52:24,119 --> 00:52:26,948 You wouldn't shoot an unarmed soldier, would you? 1127 00:52:26,948 --> 00:52:29,698 What about the Geneva Convention? 1128 00:52:31,169 --> 00:52:34,561 (chuckles) Snowflake! Snowflake. 1129 00:52:34,561 --> 00:52:37,811 (Sgt, Gunner grunting) 1130 00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:44,967 Guess what, Sheriff? 1131 00:52:45,951 --> 00:52:49,194 There's a new sheriff in town 1132 00:52:49,194 --> 00:52:51,444 and his name isn't Stevens. 1133 00:52:53,783 --> 00:52:54,655 (Sgt. Gunner grunts) 1134 00:52:54,655 --> 00:52:57,023 (electricity buzzing) 1135 00:52:57,023 --> 00:53:01,273 (electricity whirring and buzzing) 1136 00:53:03,405 --> 00:53:05,747 (Sgt. Gunner grunting) 1137 00:53:05,747 --> 00:53:07,820 (Sgt. Gunner panting) 1138 00:53:07,820 --> 00:53:09,570 - [Girls] We got 'em! 1139 00:53:11,124 --> 00:53:12,285 - You got what? 1140 00:53:12,285 --> 00:53:13,118 (girls gasping) (suspenseful music) 1141 00:53:13,118 --> 00:53:14,767 Stuffy's back, Jack. 1142 00:53:14,767 --> 00:53:15,600 (girls screaming) 1143 00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:16,433 - Ah ah! 1144 00:53:20,210 --> 00:53:23,066 (Stuffy laughing) 1145 00:53:23,066 --> 00:53:26,097 (ominous music) 1146 00:53:26,097 --> 00:53:27,863 (tense music) 1147 00:53:27,863 --> 00:53:29,863 - You call that a sword? 1148 00:53:30,914 --> 00:53:31,747 - Let me show you 1149 00:53:31,747 --> 00:53:33,997 how us Oklahoma boys do it. 1150 00:53:36,623 --> 00:53:37,752 (dynamic music) 1151 00:53:37,752 --> 00:53:41,085 (sword clanging) 1152 00:53:41,085 --> 00:53:44,084 This is how we do it in Oklahoma 1153 00:53:44,084 --> 00:53:47,804 when our lawn gets too high. (dynamic music) 1154 00:53:47,804 --> 00:53:51,595 (Sgt. Gunner grunting) (blades clanging) 1155 00:53:51,595 --> 00:53:54,155 (Sgt. Gunner grunts) 1156 00:53:54,155 --> 00:53:54,988 (sword clangs and whooshes) 1157 00:53:54,988 --> 00:53:56,141 (Sgt. Gunner grunts) 1158 00:53:56,141 --> 00:53:58,891 (robot whirring) 1159 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,036 (electricity buzzing) 1160 00:54:02,036 --> 00:54:03,956 (Sgt. Gunner grunting) (punches thudding) 1161 00:54:03,956 --> 00:54:04,866 Heads up. 1162 00:54:04,866 --> 00:54:06,833 There's a present for you. 1163 00:54:06,833 --> 00:54:08,467 (Sgt. Gunner panting) 1164 00:54:08,467 --> 00:54:11,973 (Sgt. Gunner laughing) 1165 00:54:11,973 --> 00:54:14,322 - What's your plan? 1166 00:54:14,322 --> 00:54:15,155 - Oh no. 1167 00:54:16,188 --> 00:54:18,523 (suspenseful music) 1168 00:54:18,523 --> 00:54:21,690 (electricity buzzing) 1169 00:54:24,958 --> 00:54:26,020 (dynamic music) 1170 00:54:26,020 --> 00:54:29,393 I'm gonna make short work of this giant. 1171 00:54:29,393 --> 00:54:30,226 Let's go. 1172 00:54:33,456 --> 00:54:36,289 (hard rock music) 1173 00:54:37,627 --> 00:54:40,295 Don't let him step on you. 1174 00:54:40,295 --> 00:54:43,378 (footsteps thudding) 1175 00:54:46,879 --> 00:54:48,546 We'll figure it out. 1176 00:54:50,297 --> 00:54:54,009 No way he can get us without stepping on us. 1177 00:54:54,009 --> 00:54:55,905 All right, I take it back. 1178 00:54:55,905 --> 00:54:57,631 I was little prideful. 1179 00:54:57,631 --> 00:55:00,529 I was trying to show off. 1180 00:55:00,529 --> 00:55:02,785 I was trying to impress you. 1181 00:55:02,785 --> 00:55:05,570 I can't make short work of him. 1182 00:55:05,570 --> 00:55:07,314 He's too big. 1183 00:55:07,314 --> 00:55:10,822 (Sgt. Gunner sighs) 1184 00:55:10,822 --> 00:55:12,365 - Give me the lights. (tense vocalized music) 1185 00:55:12,365 --> 00:55:14,948 - All right, I have the lights. 1186 00:55:19,339 --> 00:55:22,089 All right, it's time to wrap him. 1187 00:55:23,258 --> 00:55:27,008 (robot whirring and beeping) 1188 00:55:29,619 --> 00:55:34,619 (loud thudding) (ice cracking) 1189 00:55:35,997 --> 00:55:38,497 (eerie music) 1190 00:55:43,191 --> 00:55:45,359 Are you elves okay? 1191 00:55:45,359 --> 00:55:46,314 (Sgt. Gunner grunts) - Huh? 1192 00:55:46,314 --> 00:55:48,210 - You're not a robot, are you? 1193 00:55:48,210 --> 00:55:50,719 - I kinda look like a robot, but no, I am not a robot. 1194 00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:52,102 - [Jolly] It's the strike team. 1195 00:55:52,102 --> 00:55:53,935 I knew they'd save us. 1196 00:55:55,829 --> 00:55:56,817 - Okay. - Thank you. 1197 00:55:56,817 --> 00:55:57,650 - [Girls] Thank you. 1198 00:55:57,650 --> 00:55:58,889 - You go find someplace safe. 1199 00:55:58,889 --> 00:55:59,972 Go. - Come on. 1200 00:56:01,097 --> 00:56:03,109 (thunder cracking) (vocalized music) 1201 00:56:03,109 --> 00:56:05,859 (men chattering) 1202 00:56:08,121 --> 00:56:10,371 ♪ Ah ah ah ♪ 1203 00:56:13,290 --> 00:56:15,367 - Call off this zombie war. 1204 00:56:15,367 --> 00:56:18,132 - There's nothing you can say 1205 00:56:18,132 --> 00:56:21,241 to make me call off my zombies. 1206 00:56:21,241 --> 00:56:22,074 - Stuffy. 1207 00:56:23,271 --> 00:56:25,104 Santa is your father. 1208 00:56:26,810 --> 00:56:29,560 (Stuffy gasping) 1209 00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:36,359 (Stuffy groaning) 1210 00:56:36,359 --> 00:56:38,026 - Big Red is my dad? 1211 00:56:42,551 --> 00:56:44,559 But if you truly loved me, 1212 00:56:44,559 --> 00:56:46,906 why haven't you ever told me? 1213 00:56:46,906 --> 00:56:48,823 - We couldn't tell you. 1214 00:56:49,874 --> 00:56:54,325 How would it look for Santa to have a naughty boy? 1215 00:56:54,325 --> 00:56:57,113 - Oh. (groaning) 1216 00:56:57,113 --> 00:56:59,033 I'm so confused. 1217 00:56:59,033 --> 00:57:02,033 - We told everyone you were adopted, 1218 00:57:03,494 --> 00:57:06,994 but I'm afraid it did more harm than good. 1219 00:57:07,867 --> 00:57:09,366 (Stuffy grunting) 1220 00:57:09,366 --> 00:57:13,115 (thunder cracking) 1221 00:57:13,115 --> 00:57:14,198 Come to Mama. 1222 00:57:15,569 --> 00:57:18,766 But first, call off the zombies. 1223 00:57:18,766 --> 00:57:20,340 - Do I have to, Ma? 1224 00:57:20,340 --> 00:57:21,173 - Yes. 1225 00:57:22,017 --> 00:57:24,850 You're gonna fix toys from now on. 1226 00:57:25,787 --> 00:57:29,227 - Get your zombies to stop right now. 1227 00:57:29,227 --> 00:57:31,318 No more attacking. 1228 00:57:31,318 --> 00:57:33,086 I call it off. 1229 00:57:33,086 --> 00:57:33,919 No more. 1230 00:57:37,686 --> 00:57:39,019 I love you, Mom. 1231 00:57:40,246 --> 00:57:41,913 I have a mother, oh. 1232 00:57:43,896 --> 00:57:46,563 (Stuffy crying) 1233 00:57:48,926 --> 00:57:50,422 ♪ And we'll ♪ 1234 00:57:50,422 --> 00:57:51,906 - Oh. 1235 00:57:51,906 --> 00:57:53,526 I just love happy endings. 1236 00:57:53,526 --> 00:57:54,930 - [Girls] We got 'em! 1237 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:56,291 ♪ Christmas is a time ♪ 1238 00:57:56,291 --> 00:57:58,041 - I forgive you, Dad. 1239 00:57:58,965 --> 00:57:59,965 Gimme a hug. 1240 00:58:00,801 --> 00:58:04,025 - Thank you all for saving Christmas. 1241 00:58:04,025 --> 00:58:04,915 - Captain Missile-Toe. 1242 00:58:04,915 --> 00:58:05,748 - [Captain Missile-Toe] Gunner. 1243 00:58:05,748 --> 00:58:07,145 - Sorry we were late. 1244 00:58:07,145 --> 00:58:08,550 - [Santa] Thank you. 1245 00:58:08,550 --> 00:58:09,383 - A little bit (tense music) 1246 00:58:09,383 --> 00:58:10,800 of advice, Santa. 1247 00:58:11,714 --> 00:58:15,009 You keep your eyes to yourself 1248 00:58:15,009 --> 00:58:17,926 or you'll be fired as quick as you- 1249 00:58:18,903 --> 00:58:19,986 - It's Santa. 1250 00:58:21,049 --> 00:58:23,382 You can't say that to Santa. 1251 00:58:24,887 --> 00:58:27,247 He apologizes. I apologize. 1252 00:58:27,247 --> 00:58:28,210 - Merry Christmas, Santa. 1253 00:58:28,210 --> 00:58:30,075 - Merry... we're going. 1254 00:58:30,075 --> 00:58:30,908 - I'm stressed out. 1255 00:58:30,908 --> 00:58:32,067 It's been a long battle. 1256 00:58:32,067 --> 00:58:32,900 ♪ The years ♪ 1257 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:35,763 - [Father] "You see, Stuffy was no longer naughty. 1258 00:58:35,763 --> 00:58:38,547 He finally realized who he was. 1259 00:58:38,547 --> 00:58:41,053 All it took was a father's love. 1260 00:58:41,053 --> 00:58:43,470 Just like God's love over us. 1261 00:58:44,481 --> 00:58:46,336 And he changed, all right. 1262 00:58:46,336 --> 00:58:49,911 He was happier than a jingle bell on a horse. 1263 00:58:49,911 --> 00:58:54,846 Anyone can change when they receive the love of the father." 1264 00:58:54,846 --> 00:58:56,263 - I Am Christmas. 1265 00:58:58,132 --> 00:58:59,536 ♪ For all the world ♪ 1266 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:00,765 - "The following year, 1267 00:59:00,765 --> 00:59:03,690 he finally received Elf of the Year 1268 00:59:03,690 --> 00:59:05,313 and his award gift-" - Oh, oh! 1269 00:59:05,313 --> 00:59:07,084 - [Father] "was a security shirt." 1270 00:59:07,084 --> 00:59:08,479 That's right. - I love the shirt. 1271 00:59:08,479 --> 00:59:09,567 He finally made it (Stuffy speaking faintly) 1272 00:59:09,567 --> 00:59:10,900 to elf security 1273 00:59:11,898 --> 00:59:14,962 so he could reach his full potential. 1274 00:59:14,962 --> 00:59:19,962 But that just wasn't it. ♪ Real excitement in the air ♪ 1275 00:59:21,331 --> 00:59:24,402 - What gift would you like this year? 1276 00:59:24,402 --> 00:59:26,373 - Oh, a gift. (people chattering) 1277 00:59:26,373 --> 00:59:27,373 Thanks, Dad. 1278 00:59:28,897 --> 00:59:31,480 I don't wanna just be security. 1279 00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:34,610 I wanna be Santa. 1280 00:59:34,610 --> 00:59:35,762 (loud thudding) 1281 00:59:35,762 --> 00:59:36,820 - No, Stuffy. 1282 00:59:36,820 --> 00:59:38,233 - You have to, Dad, (inspirational music) 1283 00:59:38,233 --> 00:59:40,183 or you don't love me. 1284 00:59:40,183 --> 00:59:43,904 Why do I always have to wear fake hair? 1285 00:59:43,904 --> 00:59:45,416 ♪ So ♪ Oh! 1286 00:59:45,416 --> 00:59:47,455 This suit is too hot. 1287 00:59:47,455 --> 00:59:48,288 ♪ Fa ♪ 1288 00:59:48,288 --> 00:59:49,397 No. 1289 00:59:49,397 --> 00:59:50,605 ♪ Peace ♪ 1290 00:59:50,605 --> 00:59:52,822 And where did you get these gloves? 1291 00:59:52,822 --> 00:59:54,832 These are elf gloves. 1292 00:59:54,832 --> 00:59:56,582 - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 1293 00:59:57,473 --> 00:59:59,433 Merry Christmas to all- 1294 00:59:59,433 --> 01:00:01,766 - "And to all a good night." 1295 01:00:02,768 --> 01:00:07,037 ♪ Good night, sleep tight ♪ 1296 01:00:07,037 --> 01:00:09,552 But on a serious note, girls, 1297 01:00:09,552 --> 01:00:12,587 Christmas isn't about zombies 1298 01:00:12,587 --> 01:00:14,449 and it's not about Santa. 1299 01:00:14,449 --> 01:00:16,688 Christmas is about the birth 1300 01:00:16,688 --> 01:00:19,955 of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. 1301 01:00:19,955 --> 01:00:24,749 And he is the greatest gift the world has ever known. 1302 01:00:24,749 --> 01:00:27,749 Oh, and there's just one more thing. 1303 01:00:30,189 --> 01:00:32,606 - Stuffy's going to be Santa? 1304 01:00:34,050 --> 01:00:35,373 ♪ Ah ah ♪ 1305 01:00:35,373 --> 01:00:38,297 - Something just doesn't feel right about this 1306 01:00:38,297 --> 01:00:40,718 but I don't know what. 1307 01:00:40,718 --> 01:00:45,363 (dynamic music) - Stuffy is no Santa. 1308 01:00:45,363 --> 01:00:46,196 But I am. 1309 01:00:48,017 --> 01:00:49,268 - [Mother] All right, everybody. 1310 01:00:49,268 --> 01:00:50,329 Are you ready for bed? 1311 01:00:50,329 --> 01:00:51,873 - He just changed the plot. 1312 01:00:51,873 --> 01:00:55,588 We have to hear the rest of the story. 1313 01:00:55,588 --> 01:00:58,329 - You'll hear the rest of the story next Christmas. 1314 01:00:58,329 --> 01:00:59,268 - [Jolly] What? 1315 01:00:59,268 --> 01:01:00,799 - And a little bit of advice, girls. 1316 01:01:00,799 --> 01:01:01,940 (suspenseful music) 1317 01:01:01,940 --> 01:01:05,357 You go to bed on time and close your eyes 1318 01:01:06,228 --> 01:01:10,978 or you'll be grounded as quick as you can open a present. 1319 01:01:22,595 --> 01:01:25,345 (metal clanking) 1320 01:01:40,470 --> 01:01:42,171 ♪ I don't wanna live I don't wanna live ♪ 1321 01:01:42,171 --> 01:01:45,310 ♪ I don't wanna live like a zombie ♪ 1322 01:01:45,310 --> 01:01:47,150 ♪ I gotta have a love, gotta have a love ♪ 1323 01:01:47,150 --> 01:01:52,150 ♪ Gotta have a love and a zombie never does ♪ 1324 01:01:52,275 --> 01:01:54,818 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 1325 01:01:54,818 --> 01:01:56,700 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1326 01:01:56,700 --> 01:02:00,511 ♪ Zombies never love ♪ 1327 01:02:00,511 --> 01:02:03,511 (lively rock music) 1328 01:02:08,670 --> 01:02:10,569 - They have guns! 1329 01:02:10,569 --> 01:02:12,819 (shouting) 1330 01:02:13,739 --> 01:02:15,432 ♪ Zombie movies ♪ 1331 01:02:15,432 --> 01:02:20,432 ♪ We rolled our eyes and said it wasn't real ♪ 1332 01:02:20,688 --> 01:02:25,560 ♪ Girl, the shock of losing you did something to me ♪ 1333 01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:30,189 ♪ And now I know why zombies never feel ♪ 1334 01:02:30,189 --> 01:02:33,414 ♪ Never feel ♪ 1335 01:02:33,414 --> 01:02:35,181 ♪ I don't wanna live, I don't wanna live ♪ 1336 01:02:35,181 --> 01:02:38,411 ♪ I don't wanna live like a zombie ♪ 1337 01:02:38,411 --> 01:02:40,251 ♪ Gotta have a love, gotta have a love ♪ 1338 01:02:40,251 --> 01:02:42,421 ♪ Gotta a love ♪ 1339 01:02:42,421 --> 01:02:43,660 ♪ No no ♪ 1340 01:02:43,660 --> 01:02:45,250 ♪ I don't wanna live, I don't wanna live ♪ 1341 01:02:45,250 --> 01:02:48,490 ♪ I don't wanna live like a zombie ♪ 1342 01:02:48,490 --> 01:02:50,332 ♪ I gotta have a love, gotta have a love ♪ 1343 01:02:50,332 --> 01:02:52,012 ♪ Gotta have a love ♪ 1344 01:02:52,012 --> 01:02:55,521 ♪ And a zombie never does ♪ 1345 01:02:55,521 --> 01:02:57,921 ♪ Oh oh ♪ 1346 01:02:57,921 --> 01:02:59,890 ♪ No oh ♪ 1347 01:02:59,890 --> 01:03:02,887 ♪ Zombies never love ♪ 1348 01:03:02,887 --> 01:03:05,005 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1349 01:03:05,005 --> 01:03:08,261 ♪ Zombies never love ♪ 1350 01:03:08,261 --> 01:03:09,992 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 1351 01:03:09,992 --> 01:03:14,992 ♪ Zombies never love ♪ 1352 01:03:17,692 --> 01:03:21,993 ♪ Oh Santa, I need your help ♪ 1353 01:03:21,993 --> 01:03:26,993 ♪ I have no other place to go ♪ 1354 01:03:27,361 --> 01:03:31,210 ♪ My Mommy said you might know Jesus ♪ 1355 01:03:31,210 --> 01:03:36,209 ♪ And I'm hoping so ♪ 1356 01:03:36,209 --> 01:03:40,261 ♪ My best friend Sally's daddy ♪ 1357 01:03:40,261 --> 01:03:44,949 ♪ Had to go to war ♪ 1358 01:03:44,949 --> 01:03:47,768 ♪ And she's been so sad ♪ 1359 01:03:47,768 --> 01:03:51,185 ♪ She won't play anymore ♪ 1360 01:03:59,032 --> 01:04:03,222 ♪ Oh Santa, all I want for Christmas ♪ 1361 01:04:03,222 --> 01:04:08,222 ♪ Is for you to talk to Jesus ♪ 1362 01:04:08,708 --> 01:04:13,255 ♪ And watch over Sally's daddy ♪ 1363 01:04:13,255 --> 01:04:16,338 ♪ And bring him home ♪ 1364 01:04:19,155 --> 01:04:21,515 (loud clacking) 1365 01:04:21,515 --> 01:04:22,470 (Ashley grunts) 1366 01:04:22,470 --> 01:04:23,303 (Ashley laughing) 1367 01:04:23,303 --> 01:04:24,136 - Did you do do it? 1368 01:04:24,136 --> 01:04:25,417 It won't be a happy... 1369 01:04:25,417 --> 01:04:26,740 (both laughing) 1370 01:04:26,740 --> 01:04:28,910 - Oh yeah, funny. 1371 01:04:28,910 --> 01:04:30,347 (both laughing) 1372 01:04:30,347 --> 01:04:31,228 - All right, ready? 1373 01:04:31,228 --> 01:04:32,061 - Yeah. 1374 01:04:32,061 --> 01:04:35,050 (loud clanking) (tense music) 1375 01:04:35,050 --> 01:04:37,445 (both laughing) 1376 01:04:37,445 --> 01:04:39,386 - [Adam] That's right. 1377 01:04:39,386 --> 01:04:40,349 That's great. 1378 01:04:40,349 --> 01:04:41,629 - [Cameraman] So good. 1379 01:04:41,629 --> 01:04:43,396 - Move over! 1380 01:04:43,396 --> 01:04:46,006 Ho ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 1381 01:04:46,006 --> 01:04:47,178 Ho ho ho hum. 1382 01:04:47,178 --> 01:04:48,511 Hum. Ho, ho, ho. 1383 01:04:49,517 --> 01:04:51,100 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 1384 01:04:52,437 --> 01:04:53,853 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 1385 01:04:53,853 --> 01:04:58,853 (loud clanking) (suspenseful music) 1386 01:05:01,656 --> 01:05:02,489 (loud clanking) 1387 01:05:02,489 --> 01:05:05,165 - A little bit of advice, Santa. 1388 01:05:05,165 --> 01:05:07,665 You keep your eyes to yourself 1389 01:05:08,749 --> 01:05:12,887 or you'll be fired as quick as you started. 1390 01:05:12,887 --> 01:05:14,109 (both chuckling) 1391 01:05:14,109 --> 01:05:16,458 - You can't say that to Santa. 1392 01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:18,026 - Oh, you're good. 1393 01:05:18,026 --> 01:05:20,009 - You can't do it. 1394 01:05:20,009 --> 01:05:21,876 I just can't. - We have to. 1395 01:05:21,876 --> 01:05:22,737 Why are you laughing? 1396 01:05:22,737 --> 01:05:24,095 I had it. - We can't. 1397 01:05:24,095 --> 01:05:25,225 We can't. - All right, try it again. 1398 01:05:25,225 --> 01:05:26,525 I'm just gonna do Santa. - You have me. 1399 01:05:26,525 --> 01:05:27,562 - No, I'm just gonna be Santa, all right? 1400 01:05:27,562 --> 01:05:28,474 - Okay, I'm just gonna 1401 01:05:28,474 --> 01:05:29,628 not talk. - All right, 1402 01:05:29,628 --> 01:05:31,628 I'm just gonna do Santa. 1403 01:05:32,717 --> 01:05:33,550 Santa. 1404 01:05:37,967 --> 01:05:41,015 A little bit of advice, Santa. 1405 01:05:41,015 --> 01:05:42,495 (Ashley laughing) 1406 01:05:42,495 --> 01:05:43,785 What are you laughing for? 1407 01:05:43,785 --> 01:05:44,618 - And really do it (tense music) 1408 01:05:44,618 --> 01:05:46,489 a long time, okay? - Yeah. 1409 01:05:46,489 --> 01:05:49,334 (Ashley laughing) 1410 01:05:49,334 --> 01:05:51,723 (David laughing) 1411 01:05:51,723 --> 01:05:55,083 This is how we do it in Oklahoma 1412 01:05:55,083 --> 01:05:57,833 when our grass gets too high. 1413 01:05:57,833 --> 01:06:00,753 (grunting) 1414 01:06:00,753 --> 01:06:03,336 (all laughing)