1 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,486 [engines rumbling] 2 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,333 [ominous music] 3 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:17,452 [general on screen] I repeat, we do not see the ship. 4 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:18,745 I do. 5 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,371 It's right outside the window. 6 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,706 Cortez is dead. 7 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:24,459 [general] Send the coordinates  to Dr. Fielding at JPL. 8 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:25,460 Ken! 9 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,588 I don't read the coordinates. I need them here at JPL. 10 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:30,381 [general] Major Collins, go to manual. 11 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,300 Put the coordinates on the crypto-key 12 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:35,428 and get it down to Dr. Fielding at JPL yourself. 13 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:38,890 [alarm beeping] 14 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:40,892 -Come on! Come on! -[metal rattling] 15 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:42,602 Major Collins, get out of there. 16 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:46,064 -[gasping] -[ship alarm blaring] 17 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,566 [creature snarling] 18 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,276 [Collins screaming] 19 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:58,159 [Mary] Where's your retainer? 20 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:01,663 Mom, NASA's testing new boosters using solid rocket fuel. 21 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:03,289 Those things can incinerate anything. 22 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,624 Anything else we're forgetting? 23 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:06,126 Sunscreen, good. 24 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:07,043 You ready, bud? 25 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:09,420 Just a few more minutes. 26 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,006 Sweetie, you don't need any more time  in that chair. 27 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:15,426 If you're worried about my posture, this chair is ergonomic. 28 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:18,304 Look, my spine just perfectly aligns. 29 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:20,431 Alex, honey, 30 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,560 there is a whole world out there  beyond these screens. 31 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,270 There's nothing to worry about. 32 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:26,938 You're gonna make friends. 33 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:28,565 [computer chimes] 34 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,276 I have friends. 35 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,572 Come on. Let's go. 36 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,372 ♪ Ooh! Only wear designer, esskeetit ♪ 37 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:46,082 ♪ Ooh! Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit ♪ 38 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:48,251 -♪ Smashin' on your... esskeetit ♪ -[Dariush laughing] 39 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,003 ♪ Runnin' up a check with no limit ♪ 40 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:53,006 ♪ Poppin' on, poppin' on, poppin' on Chill! ♪ 41 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:56,551 ♪ Got a new car, got a new... And I got a new deal  ♪ 42 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,219 ♪ Ooh! Only wear designer, esskeetit ♪ 43 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,221 ♪ Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit ♪ 44 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,723 ♪ Smashin' on your... esskeetit ♪ 45 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,600 ♪  Runnin' up a check with no limit ♪ 46 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:06,102 ♪ Poppin' on, poppin' on, poppin' on♪ 47 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:10,231 ♪ Got a new car, got a new... And I got a new deal ♪ 48 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:14,736 -Bye, Mom. -Bye, baby. 49 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,615 Gonna be a lot of cute girls up there, Dariush, 50 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:19,574 knock 'em dead. 51 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,159 Don't be a creep, Dad. 52 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:22,785 Dariush... 53 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:25,038 I love you, son. 54 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:26,956 No matter what. 55 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:33,880 [Dariush] All right, Jacobi, let's bounce. 56 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:39,385 [sighs] 57 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,721 What did you say your relationship  was again? 58 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:43,681 She's my niece. 59 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,767 It's my sister-in-law's. 60 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,602 You can kinda see it in the eyes. 61 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,395 What's your business here? 62 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,649 She's got a spelling bee out in Camarillo. 63 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,567 How many L's in Camarillo? 64 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,874 You're gonna do good in America. 65 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,883 Okay. Let's go. Come on. 66 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,095 You're light. Nope. More. 67 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,097 There you go. 68 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,557 Pleasure doing business with you, kid. 69 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:28,893 ♪ It drips on down in a mist from above ♪ 70 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:32,313 ♪ She's just the girl, she's just the girl The girl you want ♪ 71 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,317 Where to? 72 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,409 Rim of the World. Okay. 73 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:47,370 [horns honking] 74 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,831 You know, I went to camp  when I was a little girl. 75 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:50,915 You've said. 76 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,669 -That's where I met Flora Beetworth. -[sirens blaring] 77 00:04:54,752 --> 00:04:57,588 I mean, I met a lot of cool people,  but she was the coolest. 78 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:58,589 [man] It's okay, Alex. 79 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:07,473 [Mary] Are sure you wanna take  your dad's watch? 80 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:10,601 Mom, I'll take care of the watch. 81 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,001 Come on, honey. 82 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,253 Come on, you can do this. 83 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:39,881 It's going to be great. Look how beautiful it is. 84 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,343 Rim of the World. 85 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,553 This is gonna be so awesome. 86 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,389 Look at all the other kids your age. 87 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,516 Alex! I am your leader, Logan. 88 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,394 Now, if you look around,  you'll see a lot of interesting things. 89 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,521 First interesting thing we have  is Carl right here. 90 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,482 He is the black man on the campus. 91 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,692 We gonna teach you about black culture, pay attention, 92 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,027 gonna only do this once. Ready? 93 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,987 [grunting] 94 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:04,906 Snap! That's called the black man handshake. 95 00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:06,449 [laughing] 96 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:09,535 [Logan] Okay, don't wanna see you  doing that. Only for black people. 97 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:12,538 Oh, hey, use retail method when folding my clothes, Jacobi. 98 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,457 Okay? I don't wanna see any creases. 99 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,543 -[Logan] Retail what? -Retail method. 100 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,046 -What's that? -What rich people do. You wouldn't know. 101 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:21,923 [Logan] Don't turn your back, I'll slap you. 102 00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:24,717 -[Mary] They're just kidding. -Alex, look, see we got music over here. 103 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,469 -♪ ...trees and the sky... ♪ -[Mary] Music! 104 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,471 [Logan] Come on, Alex, dance a little bit. 105 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:29,680 You know how to dance? 106 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:33,226 [Mary] You always wanted to learn  how to play guitar... and dancing. 107 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,978 Keep playing, I'm dancing. Keep playing, I'm dancing. 108 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:39,857 ♪ I'm very uncomfortable These girls are uncomfortable ♪ 109 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,151 Oh, I'm sorry, ladies. Cool. 110 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,695 Maybe next time, no originals, play the people what they want. 111 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:45,613 Let's go. 112 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,408 [Mary] It's gonna be great.  It's gonna be great. 113 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:51,411 Uh, this, this is Conrad right here, okay. Conrad, he's a little... 114 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,204 [Mary] Look at these people you're meeting. 115 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:54,163 Sheesh, Conrad. 116 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,248 -Hey. -What are you doing? 117 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:57,375 Welcome to the jungle, ginger nugget. 118 00:06:57,458 --> 00:07:00,294 [Logan] Nope, can't call him that. Second of all, put your titties away. 119 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,712 What? These titties? 120 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,840 Don't bounce the titties, I told you to put them away. 121 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,092 Why's your shirt so small? It can't even connect. 122 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:09,095 [gasping] You must be Alex! 123 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:12,557 Welcome to the Rim of the World Adventure Camp. 124 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:14,350 Thanks. 125 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:17,019 Back there is registration, get checked in, get your cabin number. 126 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,355 And we'll sign you up  for some afternoon activities. 127 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,232 Hey, how are your pipes? 128 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,276 -What? -Our musical this year 129 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:24,610 is Fiddler on the Roof! 130 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:28,030 ♪ If I were a rich man La da da da da... ♪ 131 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,533 Wait a second. 132 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,243 I think I just found my Tevye. 133 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:35,371 You're going to have a heck of a time. Very exciting! 134 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,381 [in Mandarin] I offer greetings, my fair princess. 135 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,845 I humbly submit my name, Alex. 136 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:58,144 She seemed nice. 137 00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,562 All right, who's next? 138 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:02,940 China? 139 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:04,233 [laughs] 140 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,234 Okay, um... 141 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,235 No, no, no. 142 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,195 Ni hao! 143 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:08,279 Um... 144 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:13,576 Welcome... to... camp! 145 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:15,203 I love... 146 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,121 Jackie Chan. 147 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:20,082 Do you understand the words  comin' out of my mouth? Okay? 148 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,417 Move along. 149 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:23,920 Wow. China. 150 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:27,965 My man, where you been, baby? You remember the black man hand... 151 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:30,426 -Nope. -You said I can't do it. 152 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,511 I was testing you. 153 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,096 Good shit, baby. Good shit. Move along. 154 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,474 [Dariush] You gotta start wearing the silk. 155 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:39,852 That's what gets the girls.  You can't wear-- Never mind. 156 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:41,979 Ooh! 157 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,357 Mmm-mm-mm. 158 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:45,566 Put it in my box. 159 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,401 I'm sorry. What? 160 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:48,903 Put it in my box. 161 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:52,198 -Uh... -Just take it out and put it in my box. 162 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,200 Oh... 163 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,494 You saying in front of a lot of people right now. 164 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:57,537 You sure about that? 165 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,414 Can you put your cell phone in the box, please? 166 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,542 Whoo! Phone! 167 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,878 Yes. Yeah, I thought you meant something else. 168 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,338 -I was... -What'd you think I meant? 169 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:10,174 [chuckling] You don't wanna know  what I thought you were... 170 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,968 -Dariush. Did you...? -No, no, no, no. 171 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,303 -Dariush. -I didn't think that, no. I didn't... 172 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,596 -Oh... -I didn't... 173 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,182 You know what, to be honest with you, 174 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,685 I left my phone at home. 175 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:22,979 -I don't have my cell phone with me. -Ah. Okay. 176 00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:27,108 Okay, I better say goodbye to you now  before I embarrass you in public. 177 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:29,110 You know what that means? 178 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,028 No, Mom! 179 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:35,283 ♪ Ain't no mountain high enough ♪ 180 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,826 Mom, you said you wouldn't. 181 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:43,916 ♪ Ain't no valley low enough ♪ 182 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,795 ♪ Ain't no river wide enough ♪ 183 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:50,923 ♪ To keep me from getting to you ♪ 184 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:56,762 Okay. 185 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,264 I love you. 186 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,224 Have fun. 187 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:01,601 [kisses] 188 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,772 [girl whooping] 189 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,743 Hold this. 190 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,286 What's up, tool? 191 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:21,537 You ready? 192 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,872 This is gonna be fun. 193 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:24,457 Cool helmet. 194 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,375 [laughing] 195 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:33,424 [Alex] Don't look down. Don't look down. 196 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,976 [panting] 197 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,480 All right, Zhenzhen, you are good to go. Safety first. 198 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:49,982 Mm-hmm. 'Sup, girl? I'm Dariush. 199 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:53,569 Is this a layover because we're making  that connection, you feel me? 200 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:55,237 [grunts] 201 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,822 -Oh, all right. -[laughs] 202 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,367 That pickup line was the worst  I've ever heard, man. 203 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,160 I got game. Girls fall when they see me. 204 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:03,537 Yeah, they fall off the zip line  and almost commit suicide. 205 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,705 No, they fall in love. 206 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,541 -[Logan laughs] Is that right? -[Dariush] That's right. Like that one? 207 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,086 [Logan] It was cool... But you should've said it to her, not me. 208 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,962 -[Dariush] Next time. -Don't use it on me. 209 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,547 Carrot Top's up next, you ready, Alex? 210 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,549 Let's do this, baby. Come on.  Come to the edge. 211 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,593 Look, right over to the edge. There we go. 212 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,179 Come on, come to the edge. 213 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,098 -All you gotta do is breathe. -I can't. I can't. 214 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,767 Breathe. Look at me. Look at me, all you gotta do is breathe. Okay? 215 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:28,312 Close your eyes and when you open them you'll be on the other side. 216 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:31,232 -I can't, I can't, I can't! -The other side of the zip line... 217 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:32,191 [voice echoing] 218 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:34,110 You won't die, you won't die! 219 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:35,569 Okay. 220 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:36,904 [panting] 221 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,824 [man] Maybe camp's just not for you. 222 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:42,201 Okay? 223 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,038 [Alex panting] 224 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,415 Hey, hey, stop. 225 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,584 So, you're this summer's chickenshit, huh? 226 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:56,132 [kids whispering] 227 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:12,732 [woman on TV] A NASA spokeswoman has said  "The agency's repeated attempts 228 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,609 to contact the International Space Station are failing." 229 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,404 But stopped short  of revealing possible causes. 230 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,030 When asked if the ISS 231 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,283 and it's three scientists onboard  could be in danger, 232 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:25,161 the agency held firm  that it is doing everything it can 233 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,579 to restore communication. 234 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:29,331 Meanwhile, reports of observed troop movements... 235 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,461 -[Carl] Toy Story was messed up. -[Logan] How? 236 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,504 Take the third one, for example, that teenager, 237 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,964 he represents the white folks. 238 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,257 [Logan] Huh? 239 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,718 And Cowboy, Spaceman  and Mr. and  Mrs. Potato-people, 240 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,052 they represent the brothers. 241 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,054 -Okay, so let me get this straight. -Uh-huh. 242 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:45,890 -We're the toys. -Preach. 243 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,517 And when the white man leaves the room, we get to have fun. 244 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,685 We get to shake it up. 245 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,270 But when the white man comes back in, 246 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,272 we gotta get stiff and do what they tell us to do. 247 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:54,482 Now you're on my level. 248 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,525 So it's obviously the ruling class  justification 249 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,736 for the inferior conditions of the working class. 250 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,946 -My brother! - [Logan] What about Finding Nemo? 251 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,907 [Carl] Don't say nothing bad  about Finding Nemo. 252 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,241 [man] Okay, Alex! 253 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:07,286 [Logan] One more question. Why are we talking like black men from the '80s? 254 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,580 -[Carl] That's what they want us to do. -Preach, brother. 255 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,248 [Carl] Got us with all  these white kids, 256 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,917 -you see any black kids? -I see one. 257 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,461 [Carl] Dariush? He got enough money,  he damn near white. 258 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:20,216 [man] Alex. 259 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,260 Alex. Alex! 260 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,762 Alex, come on! 261 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,753 [counselor] All right, keep up. 262 00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,630 [girl] I can't feel my legs. 263 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,090 I'm falling behind. 264 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,633 I'm so tired! 265 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:10,933 Move! Shotgun! 266 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,274 Yep, yep, yep! 267 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:19,900 Campers in the back. 268 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,944 -What? -Campers in the back. 269 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,822 Rosa Parks fought for my right to sit up here, so... 270 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,073 -Really, dude? -Keep driving. 271 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,951 Rosa ain't fight for shit for your lil' chunky ass, get in the back. 272 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:32,496 And don't slam my door,  you little thick ass-- Don't slam my door! 273 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,501 -All right. y'all the king is back. -[man] Come on, Dariush. 274 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,463 -[door slams] -All right, scoot over, man. 275 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,549 -Move, man. My nuts is hot. -[Alex] Sorry. 276 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,050 You're making me chafe, scoot over. 277 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,552 Hope y'all not afraid of sharks. 278 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,637 Put y'all seat belt on. 279 00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,389 'Cause my license is suspended. 280 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,975 [Dariush] Wait, your license is suspended? 281 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,019 -Just a little bit. -[Dariush] What does that mean? 282 00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,937 [Logan] It means let's not get pulled over. 283 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:08,407 Ah, sorry guys, some kid shit the canoe while shooting the rapids. 284 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:09,783 [all] Aw! 285 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,912 [woman] Hey, Cosmo, we're gonna need the second hose down here. 286 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,371 It'll just be a few more minutes. 287 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,081 What? Ain't nobody scared of a little poo. 288 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:20,544 Okay, I am deathly afraid of a lot of poo. It's more poo than canoe in there. 289 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,464 Two kids shit the van on the way here and we still made it. 290 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,966 And I don't want to be Patient Zero  for a pink eye epidemic. 291 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:26,884 So just calm down. 292 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,220 Wait a minute, we here for canoeing? I thought we was motorboating. 293 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,138 [sputtering] 294 00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:32,473 [laughing] 295 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:33,641 You like that? Gimme some. 296 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,143 Okay, you know what? That's inappropriate, Dariush. 297 00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,478 Although I am flattered. 298 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,564 -[woman] Is that a new necklace? -[Carl] Is that a new hat? 299 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,691 [woman] It is. I got it at Paradise Island. 300 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:43,859 [Alex] Where are you going? 301 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,486 [Carl] It makes your eyes pop. 302 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,867 [Alex] Zhenzhen! 303 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,371 Zhenzhen, do you know where you're going? 304 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,459 I don't think we should wander this far. 305 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,294 Maybe we should head back? 306 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,717 Zhenzhen, do you know how to get back? 307 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,352 Hello? 308 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:45,462 [cell phone ringing] 309 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,550 Ooh! 310 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:52,886 What are you doing here? 311 00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,014 Just dropped a deuce. 312 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,225 Shit I just took back there,  been touching cloth since last night. 313 00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,685 -What? -Yeah. 314 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:02,855 Between me and you, I just turned  the evergreens brown up in this joint. 315 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,273 Let me talk to you for a minute. 316 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,524 -No, don't touch me. -Come on. 317 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,234 -It's exposure therapy. -That's unsanitary. 318 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:08,861 I'm gonna help you conquer your fear. 319 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,112 No! What? Wait, no. No! 320 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,780 -Please, no. -I'm helping you, calm down. 321 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,657 -It's okay, I got you. -Please, no, no, no, no. 322 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:14,950 -Look down. -No, please. 323 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,493 -I'm trying to help you. -Please, no. 324 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,619 -Yeah, you can. -No, please! 325 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,413 -Stop. I can't. Let go. -I'm trying to help. 326 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:20,664 -Calm down, man. -No, please! 327 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:21,582 [boy] Let him go! 328 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,666 I'm trying to-- 329 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,460 Let him go. 330 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,173 Move along, mountain hobo. 331 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,216 -We've got no qualms with you. -No. 332 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,385 -[Alex] Help me. Help me! -I'm not gonna ask you again. 333 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,303 Huh? 334 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,723 Uh-huh. Come over here. 335 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,351 -[Alex] Oh, ow. -Big mistake, bro. 336 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,936 -[Dariush grunts] -Ow! 337 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,398 Ooh. Five years of Krav Maga, bitch. 338 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,818 I'll Gal Gadot you so hard right now. What's your ground game? 339 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,237 What? What? Unh! [grunts] 340 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:53,489 [thuds] 341 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:54,782 [Dariush groans] 342 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:55,699 You okay? 343 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,368 Thanks. 344 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,079 Yeah. 345 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,041 -Who are you? -My name is Gabriel. 346 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,627 You live around here? 347 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,339 Yeah. Yeah. 348 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,218 You guys are from the, um,  the camp, right? 349 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,766 -She's not much of a talker. -You know what? You know... 350 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,143 You know what? That was a lucky punch. 351 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,605 Lucky punch. Yeah, you know,  I haven't acclimated to the altitudes yet. 352 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:29,316 So my reflexes are kinda... [pants] sub-par. 353 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,401 [loud booms] 354 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,658 [booming continues] 355 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,285 What the hell was that? 356 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,497 [cell phone alarms beeping] 357 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:45,749 What does it say? 358 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,418 It's the emergency broadcast system. 359 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:52,089 "All civilians are to evacuate  metropolitan areas immediately. 360 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,217 Under no circumstances approach any unknown aircraft." 361 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:57,928 It's the next 7-Eleven. 362 00:18:58,595 --> 00:18:59,972 We gotta get back to the van. 363 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:01,723 Anyone know the way? 364 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,350 -[Dariush] Uh... -I do. 365 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,144 Follow me. 366 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,937 Okay. Whoa! Whoa. 367 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,523 Slow your roll, Dora the Explorer, all right, this is my clique. 368 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,275 Soldiers, out! [scoffs] 369 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,027 [Gabriel] Let's go. 370 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:15,946 You guys know if-- 371 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:18,657 You-- 372 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,826 [sighs] 373 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,870 [panting] 374 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:23,996 Everyone's gone! 375 00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,123 [Dariush] Assholes! 376 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,294 Probably got the emergency signal and went back to camp. 377 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,712 -[loud boom]  -Oh! 378 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:36,925 What the fu--? 379 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,803 Looks like explosions, in the upper atmosphere. 380 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,181 [Gabriel] Call and have them send the van to pick you up. 381 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,808 It's dead! I had 90% two seconds ago. 382 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,143 Piece of shit Boost Mobile. 383 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,311 Mine's dead, too. 384 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,147 [distant whooshing] 385 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,867 [jet engines roaring] 386 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,827 -Whoa! Ah! -Ah! 387 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,622 Oh my God, it's Independence Day. 388 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,665 It's June, Gabriel! 389 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,211 Oh, wait, maybe North Korea's invaded! 390 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,337 Zhenzhen, call it off! 391 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,674 We just need to wait here until the adults realize they left us and come back. 392 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,052 Oh, man! What if they never come back? 393 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,887 I'm gonna die here with you losers? 394 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,639 I never even had sex before! 395 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,061 I'ma clear that up. I had sex... 396 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,230 I had sex before, I mean... 397 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,815 I haven't had sex with two girls at once. That's what I mean. 398 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,359 -I told you I had sex 'cause... -No. 399 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:38,737 All right, hey, look. We're not gonna die! It's probably just a forest fire. 400 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,906 We gotta get going,  bears out here can be crazy. 401 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,784 Whoa! Whoa! Okay, slow your roll. Did you just say bears? 402 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,702 I don't do so well with bears, man. 403 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,913 I'm not trying to get DiCaprio'd  up in here! 404 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:51,416 -Look, no one does well with bears. -Oh, whoa. Uh... 405 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,418 ask Werner Herzog. 406 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,755 Grizzly Man lived with those things  for years, so check that out. 407 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,966 -Did you watch the end of that movie? -"Did I watch..." 408 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:02,302 -Yeah, I watched-- No, I didn't. -No, dude. Okay, stop. Gabriel's right. 409 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,430 Black bears are opportunistic carnivores. We're not gonna survive the wilderness 410 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,433 -through the night. -Then let's go! Come on! 411 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:11,478 [all panting] 412 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,313 [Dariush yelling] Hello! 413 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:15,732 Hello! 414 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,652 Where is everybody? 415 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,904 Is anyone here? 416 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,156 [Dariush] Yo, do you see anybody? 417 00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,827 What's that? 418 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,036 "Gone down mountain..." 419 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,205 Oh, they left us! 420 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:31,873 Oh, sh-- 421 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,836 -Not all of them! -[Dariush] Huh? It's Heavy Metal Conrad. 422 00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,337 -[Alex] Conrad! -[Gabriel] Conrad! 423 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:38,672 [Dariush] Is he dead? 424 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,050 He's breathing. He must have slept through the evacuation. 425 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,344 Okay, what kind of asshole  sleeps through an evacuation? 426 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,179 Wake him up. 427 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,100 Uh... 428 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,980 I don't think that... that was milk. 429 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,235 Line's dead. 430 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:03,196 It's 'cause the power's out. 431 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,449 You know what an EMP is? 432 00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:08,160 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that music white people dance to. 433 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,536 No, that's EDM! 434 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,913 EPM stands for electromagnetic pulse. 435 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:15,167 A nuclear explosion  in the upper atmosphere can cause one. 436 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,712 And it knocks out most electronics, over a really big area. 437 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,130 But what does that mean? 438 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,215 It means nothing works. 439 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:23,759 Not even cars? 440 00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:26,345 Well, you guys have food and a roof over your head. 441 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,888 You could do a lot worse than staying 442 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:30,015 -and waiting this out. -Wait, waiting what out? 443 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:31,016 [loud explosion] 444 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,809 Shit! Come on, come on, come on! 445 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,490 Those are F-22 Raptor  air superiority fighters. 446 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:49,076 [Gabriel] What are those ships  they're fighting? 447 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,036 I've never seen anything like them. 448 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:53,080 [engines roaring] 449 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:56,124 [Dariush] Run! Go, get the hell out here. Go! 450 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:58,043 -[gunfire] -Hurry up! 451 00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:00,212 Go, go, go! 452 00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,589 -Move out of the way! -[guns blasting] 453 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,342 [Alex] Come on, come on! 454 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:06,927 Go! 455 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,429 Oh! Look out! 456 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,098 -Look out, look out! -Whoa! 457 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,059 [all grunting] 458 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,353 [groaning] 459 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,275 -[gunfire blasting] -[engines roaring] 460 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,777 What's going on? 461 00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:29,533 What? 462 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,333 [yelling] 463 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,045 [all groaning] 464 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,383 What is that? [coughing] 465 00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:49,886 -[Alex] It's a Dragon capsule. -[Gabriel] How do you know all this stuff? 466 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,514 There's a reason my mom sent me  to outdoor camp. 467 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,683 [Dariush] Oh, God, that thing's huge. 468 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,268 What the hell? 469 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:58,019 -No, don't touch it! Dude! -Oh! Ah! 470 00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,438 It's still hot from re-entry. 471 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:02,274 -Oh, does anyone have any water? -[Alex] Good idea. 472 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:03,525 Thanks. thanks. 473 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:06,111 [gulping] Mmm... 474 00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:08,029 You serious? 475 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:10,991 -What? -Gimme it. 476 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:11,908 What? 477 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:13,243 [water hissing] 478 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,036 You're not gonna open that thing, are you? 479 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,580 There could be someone inside. 480 00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:18,123 No, leave it be. All right? 481 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,376 -[Alex] What? -We don't know what this shit is. 482 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,628 -[Alex] Don't touch it. -[sniffs] Ew. 483 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,630 This is animal kingdom out here, bitches. 484 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:27,841 All right, survival of the fit-- 485 00:24:27,924 --> 00:24:28,758 [clangs] 486 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,145 Hello. Is... is anybody in here? 487 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,324 -[all] Ah! -[moaning] 488 00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:53,283 [Alex] Guys! 489 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,661 [Dariush] Come on, come on, come on! 490 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:58,747 I thought space was supposed  to make you weightless? 491 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,957 -[screams] -[Alex] We're not in space, dude. 492 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:04,586 [wheezing, groaning] 493 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:07,130 -Where am I? -At Rim of the World Adventure Camp. 494 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:08,840 -Near Big Bear. -This is a camp? 495 00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:10,550 Yeah, I was disappointed too, but... 496 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,469 Coordinates all wrong. 497 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,971 Pasadena... Dr. Fielding. 498 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:17,474 I'm sorry, but we're not near Pasadena right now. 499 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:19,309 -JPL! -JPL? 500 00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:21,520 The Jet Propulsion Laboratory. It's part of NASA. 501 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,188 [Gabriel] Try not to move as much, okay? 502 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,232 -Try not to move as much. -The key! 503 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:26,691 The key. 504 00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,985 Take it to JPL, Dr. Fielding. 505 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:31,363 It has everything on it.  Excalibur, everything. 506 00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:33,240 -[creature snarling]  -Go! 507 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,075 [Dariush] What the actual shit? 508 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:38,161 -You're gonna die if we leave you. -We'll all die if you don't! 509 00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:39,913 Run! 510 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,084 [screaming] 511 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:46,962 Was that an alien? 512 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,004 [Gabriel] Run! 513 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:50,966 Keep going, come on! Let's go! 514 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,177 [snarls] 515 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,762 [growling] 516 00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:57,681 [cracking] 517 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:02,769 [snarls] 518 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:04,396 It has a dog! 519 00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:05,814 Alex! Come on! 520 00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:13,947 Hey, wait! Wait, wait! 521 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:14,948 How big was it? 522 00:26:15,031 --> 00:26:17,993 Was it, like, puppy-size?  'Cause maybe it just wants to cuddle. 523 00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:19,035 [snarling] 524 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:20,704 -Hell, no! We have to go! -[Alex yelling] 525 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,255 [Gabriel whispering] Alex, come here. 526 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,467 Dariush. Come here. Dariush. Come here. 527 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,261 -[door bangs] -Oh! 528 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:41,474 [creature growling] 529 00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:51,484 [sniffing] 530 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:09,628 Thank you, Baby Jesus! 531 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,380 [clattering] 532 00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:13,882 [growls] 533 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,508 [screaming] 534 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,972 [panting] No! 535 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,184 -[steam whooshing] -[creature screeching] 536 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,483 Help me, help me! I'm coming! 537 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,611 [snarling] 538 00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:36,529 [all screaming] 539 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:39,783 [locks] 540 00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:43,244 [loud banging] 541 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:44,412 Go, go. 542 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,581 [low growling] 543 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,750 [Alex] Go, go. Go, go. Run! Run! 544 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,630 Shit! Let's go! 545 00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:54,714 Come on! Let's go! 546 00:27:58,301 --> 00:27:59,177 [screaming] 547 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,849 [wood smashing] 548 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:08,395 [creature roaring] 549 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,647 -What are you doing? -Come on. 550 00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:33,795 [Dariush panting] 551 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:34,963 Where is it? 552 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,467 [exhales quietly] 553 00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:43,304 [growling] 554 00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:47,308 -[Dariush whispering] Oh, shit! -[wood cracking] 555 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:51,312 [snorts] 556 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:52,522 [whimpers] 557 00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:53,815 -[Dariush mumbling] -Shh. 558 00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:57,068 [whispering] Stop talking. Shh. 559 00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:58,278 Stop... 560 00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:00,697 -[creature snarling]  -[wood cracking] 561 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:08,538 -He's coming, we have to hide. Please. -Shh! Shh! 562 00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:10,957 [low growling] 563 00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,545 [whispering] He's coming, he's coming. 564 00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:23,553 That's fecal suicide! No! 565 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,185 Crap! 566 00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:33,354 Ugh! Not sanitary. 567 00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:37,358 [coughing] We gotta go. Come on. 568 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:38,568 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 569 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:41,446 Why are we leaving? This an alien-proof hiding spot. 570 00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:43,740 -We have to help them. -And die too? 571 00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:46,159 -No, thanks! -Just go! Go! 572 00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:47,160 No, come on. 573 00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:49,245 No, wait, look... Gabriel! 574 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,415 Wait! Wait, wait, wait. 575 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:54,417 [grunting] 576 00:29:55,543 --> 00:29:56,669 [metal rattling] 577 00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:57,670 Now what? 578 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,717 Aw, hell, naw, man! 579 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:07,430 [screeches] 580 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:08,598 Oh, shit! Come on! 581 00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:10,266 Go, go, go. Go! 582 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:11,434 [door banging] 583 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,189 Shh. 584 00:30:16,272 --> 00:30:17,357 [door opens] 585 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,698 [moaning] 586 00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:26,825 What the hell? 587 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:29,285 [whispering] It's Conrad. Conrad. [gags] 588 00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:31,496 [gagging] 589 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:34,332 [whispering] Conrad. Conrad! Hey. Hey, Conrad. 590 00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:36,251 [wood smashing] 591 00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:40,839 -[creature snarling] -[Conrad screaming] 592 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:44,342 -[bones cracking] -[screaming stops] 593 00:30:48,888 --> 00:30:49,722 Dariush. 594 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,015 Go, go! 595 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:53,476 Speed your ass up, Gabriel! 596 00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:54,936 It's Cujo. 597 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:55,854 Go! 598 00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:57,230 [Gabriel] Oh, shit, get the door! 599 00:30:57,897 --> 00:30:59,774 -What? -Get the door! Get the door! 600 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,485 [screams] It's coming. 601 00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:04,821 -Come on, get in here! -I forgot the door! 602 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,117 -[bangs] -[Dariush screams] 603 00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:13,663 [breathing heavily] 604 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,501 Where is it? You see it? 605 00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:19,961 -No. -I don't see it! 606 00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:21,671 -Oh! -No! 607 00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:23,548 [Alex] Guys, come on. Let's go! 608 00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:25,550 -Leave! The dog is out there! -Leave! 609 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:27,176 [Alex yelling] We can't hear you! 610 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,845 -Go away! The dog's out there. -Go! 611 00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:32,181 [growling] 612 00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:42,358 We gotta let 'em in, we gotta let 'em in! 613 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:44,068 No. What are you doing? "Let them in." No! 614 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:49,198 Zhenzhen? Zhenzhen. 615 00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:52,452 [Dariush] Leave it alone! 616 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:54,621 -Come on! -Leave the buttons alone. Stop it! 617 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:02,962 [roars] 618 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:04,297 -You wanna die? -[lever clicks] 619 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:10,637 [screeching] 620 00:32:13,389 --> 00:32:14,223 Oh, shoot! 621 00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:16,851 Alex, you're welcome. 622 00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:19,312 I put the dog on fire for you guys! 623 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,981 And Gabriel was selfish  and he didn't help at all. 624 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:25,360 What button do I press to open  this window? Help me! 625 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:30,323 Go. 626 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,117 [Gabriel grunting] 627 00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:35,995 I think we got it. 628 00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:37,121 [sizzling] 629 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:41,626 [loud snarling] 630 00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:46,422 At what point do we trip Zhenzhen and keep running? 631 00:32:49,842 --> 00:32:52,095 [all screaming] 632 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:53,262 [roars] 633 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,557 [yelling] 634 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,019 [choking] 635 00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:03,606 [rapid gunfire] 636 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,441 [jet engine roars] 637 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:11,280 [panting] 638 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,408 [Dariush wheezes] 639 00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:16,452 I didn't sign up for this shit, man. 640 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:17,870 [Gabriel] This can't be real. 641 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:21,624 What about this isn't real? He just sneeze-jizzed all over us! 642 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:24,002 Just shut up, I can't think  with your constant bitching. 643 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:27,880 Hey, I'm allowed to bitch, all right? That thing had its tongue in my mouth. 644 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,340 How do you know it was its tongue? 645 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:30,883 We don't know their anatomy. 646 00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:32,010 What are you saying? 647 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,470 Honestly, it's plausible that  sophisticated creatures, 648 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:36,681 like alien males, have cranial genitalia. 649 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,353 It had its dick in my mouth? 650 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:44,522 Yeah. 651 00:33:45,773 --> 00:33:46,774 Uh-uh. 652 00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:48,317 Guys, we need to stay calm, okay? 653 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,610 We need to stay calm. 654 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:51,362 Calm? [scoffs] 655 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:54,657 I just probably swallowed  a load of alien babies 656 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:57,535 that are gonna turn into puppies and leap out of my chest. 657 00:33:57,618 --> 00:33:59,620 I need to find my mom,  she's gonna know what to do. 658 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:00,955 If she's alive. 659 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:02,582 Hey, don't say that. 660 00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:04,375 Chances are our parents are gone,  all right! 661 00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:06,252 Hey, what did I say about  touching that kid? 662 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,421 What are you gonna do? Gonna sucker punch me again? 663 00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:10,423 Go for it, 'cause I chop your ass in the neck, 664 00:34:10,506 --> 00:34:11,883 and then I'll chop you in the head 665 00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:14,469 -and finish you with a rear-naked choke. -Do you ever shut up? 666 00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:16,721 I mean, between my fist  and that alien's dick, 667 00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:18,931 your mouth should be worn out by now. 668 00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:19,932 [screaming] 669 00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:23,519 Why are you hitting me? 670 00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,021 What we do in life... 671 00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,523 echoes in eternity. 672 00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:30,526 What the fuck? 673 00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:33,154 [Zhenzhen] Hold the line! 674 00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:34,989 Stay with me. 675 00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:38,367 If you find yourself alone,  riding in green fields 676 00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:40,286 with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. 677 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,663 For you are in Elysium, 678 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,415 and you're already dead. 679 00:34:46,959 --> 00:34:48,711 Did she just quote Gladiator? 680 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:50,838 Since when did she speak English? 681 00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:52,965 Since when does she speak? 682 00:34:53,966 --> 00:34:55,718 -May I ask where we're going? -My jaw hurts... 683 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:57,220 The astronaut said that this key 684 00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:59,889 can stop the aliens  and we need to take it to TRL. 685 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,099 JPL. 686 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:03,726 -A NASA facility. -[Dariush] Tastes like truffle butter. 687 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,269 In the foothills of Pasadena. 688 00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,773 I went there once for a robotics contest  with my dad. 689 00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:11,067 -Do you know how to get there? -Without GPS? 690 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:13,986 No, probably not. It's over 70 miles away from here. 691 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:15,404 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what? 692 00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:18,407 Wait, you wanna head 70 miles  into the city? 693 00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:20,743 The alert said stay out  of metropolitan areas, 694 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:21,953 not head straight into them. 695 00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:24,080 We don't have to take it all the way  to Pasadena. 696 00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:27,583 Let's just get this key down the mountain and take it to adults. 697 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,585 Tell them to take it to JPL. 698 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:31,963 [sighing] Oh, my gosh. 699 00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:34,507 Guys. 700 00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:38,386 There's a sheriff's station down a bit,  we could get it to a cop. 701 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:40,138 That's a great idea, Gabriel. 702 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:42,765 Now, let's get some bikes  and kick some ass. 703 00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:45,977 [Dariush] Damn, girl,  your English is good. 704 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,938 They gave us the code at registration, it's, um... 705 00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:49,939 six-six-nine. 706 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:51,899 Come on, man. 707 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,777 [locks turning] 708 00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:57,029 [Dariush] Hurry up, dude. Come on. It's six-six-nine. 709 00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,781 [Gabriel] Six... nine... 710 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:01,033 Dude, what are you talking about? I said six-six-nine. 711 00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:05,371 Come on, man. Dude, hurry up! Just put it in there. What are you, dumb? 712 00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:08,457 I'm not dumb. 713 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,169 Here, Gabriel. Let me help you. 714 00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:15,006 I want this one,  it's got a 'Wakanda Forever' sticker. 715 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:24,432 Hey... what's wrong? 716 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:25,850 I can't go with you. 717 00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:28,311 Why not? 718 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:30,855 I can't ride a bike. 719 00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:32,440 I never learned. 720 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,109 It's okay. 721 00:36:35,776 --> 00:36:37,153 You guys can go without me. 722 00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:38,905 -[Dariush] Cool, we out! -[Gabriel] No. 723 00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:41,115 We got back down to your camp and everyone left you, 724 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,491 how did that make you feel? 725 00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:45,077 All right, you get on one side of Alex  and you get on the other, 726 00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:46,537 and we'll get him up to speed. 727 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:47,580 -Gotcha. -All right? 728 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:51,959 I won't let you fall. 729 00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:02,261 You guys are... 730 00:37:03,429 --> 00:37:04,263 I... 731 00:37:06,432 --> 00:37:07,475 [sighs] 732 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,273 [Dariush] You got this. 733 00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:16,359 Put your feet back on the pedal. 734 00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:18,152 [Gabriel] The key is to get moving. 735 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,863 The faster you go, the easier it is to stay balanced. 736 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:22,657 Are you sure about this? 737 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:24,909 [Gabriel] No. 738 00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:26,577 [Dariush] Good, you're good. 739 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,664 Now, just keep doing that. 740 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,878 I don't... I don't know if I can do this. 741 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:36,796 Alex. 742 00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:38,714 You're already doing it. 743 00:37:38,881 --> 00:37:41,092 [all cheering] 744 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:43,636 [Zhenzhen] You're doing it! 745 00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:46,222 [Alex] Yeah! 746 00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:47,890 [Zhenzhen] You're doing it. 747 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:49,016 [Dariush] Yeah, boy! 748 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,768 -[Zhenzhen] Whoo! -[Gabriel] Look at him. 749 00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:53,145 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you guys. I'm doing it! 750 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:55,940 Whoo-hoo! 751 00:37:59,318 --> 00:38:00,653 Whoo! 752 00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:07,410 Yeah! 753 00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:09,787 [vocalizing] 754 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,455 This is so much fun, you-- 755 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,375 -[Dariush] Oh! -[Zhenzhen] Alex? 756 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:18,587 -Are you okay? -Yo, is he dead? 757 00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:19,505 [Gabriel] Alex? 758 00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:21,549 -You okay? -[Dariush] Yo, you good? 759 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:22,508 [Zhenzhen] You okay? 760 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:25,636 You okay? 761 00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:28,681 [distant explosions] 762 00:38:28,764 --> 00:38:29,724 Holy sh... 763 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:30,933 Yeah, like holy... 764 00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:32,685 shit! 765 00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:37,982 [gunfire] 766 00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:43,654 [Zhenzhen] You all right? 767 00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:45,614 [Dariush] Is that where we're going? 768 00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:52,371 [wheezing] 769 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:55,166 [bullets clattering] 770 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:02,423 [growling] 771 00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:11,432 [roaring] 772 00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:21,567 [distant explosions] 773 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:31,869 There! 774 00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:34,080 Man, this place is trashed. 775 00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:35,664 Looks empty. 776 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,083 [Gabriel] Guys, I don't... 777 00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:38,417 Nobody's, uh... 778 00:39:40,669 --> 00:39:41,504 What? 779 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,216 You guys go ahead. I'll just stay back and watch our bikes. 780 00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:46,217 What? 781 00:39:46,675 --> 00:39:49,512 Oh, yeah, because the aliens wanna jack our mountain bikes. 782 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:52,973 Yeah, looters could take them. 783 00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,142 Yeah, someone should stay and watch. 784 00:39:58,771 --> 00:39:59,647 Whatever, man. 785 00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:08,864 [Alex] Hello? Officers? 786 00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:10,783 [Dariush] Shh! What if people are in here? 787 00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:12,284 [Alex] What do you mean, "shh"? 788 00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:16,789 [Dariush] If I see a clown on a tricycle, I'm out. 789 00:40:16,872 --> 00:40:18,582 -[Alex] Yes, we should go back. -No! 790 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:20,751 We always move forward. 791 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:22,461 Come on. 792 00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:25,965 Okay, offices. 793 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,053 [Dariush] What? It's a warning. 794 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:37,309 "Nuclear weapons authorized  for Los Angeles Basin. 795 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:38,894 Europe destroyed. 796 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:43,149 Asia... decimated." 797 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:44,442 [Alex] Hello? 798 00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:48,362 Hello? 799 00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:53,367 "Primary directive: 800 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,203 locate alien power source." 801 00:40:57,872 --> 00:40:58,831 What? 802 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:03,377 Anybody? 803 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:09,884 [man] Hey. 804 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:10,885 [gasps] 805 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,305 Oh, hey. Don't be scared. 806 00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:16,056 [grunts] Come on. 807 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:17,600 Come on. 808 00:41:17,683 --> 00:41:18,642 Hey. 809 00:41:19,685 --> 00:41:20,728 What's your name? 810 00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:23,522 Alex. 811 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:25,399 My name's Lou. 812 00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:28,152 See those keys right there? 813 00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,030 Can you get 'em for me? 814 00:41:31,113 --> 00:41:34,450 Alex, you're not gonna believe what I just saw, man. It can't get any worse. 815 00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:37,912 Oh, shit! What... 816 00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:41,207 -[whispers] He wants me to let him go. -[Dariush] What, you-- Oh, no. 817 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,334 No, that's not going to happen. Not today. Not at all. 818 00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:44,335 What's going on? 819 00:41:44,418 --> 00:41:47,046 Oh, what? They just evacuate and leave me in here? 820 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:50,341 -So whatever it is up there can kill me? -They're aliens. 821 00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:53,928 And I suggest you keep your mouth  closed when they get up in here, 'cause... 822 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:55,262 When it... 823 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:56,639 What'd you do? 824 00:41:58,599 --> 00:41:59,683 I was trying to help. 825 00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:02,436 Yeah, it got a little crazy out there. 826 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,606 Look, Alex, you can stay here  and flirt with Buffalo Bill all day long. 827 00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:09,360 All right? But let's get rid of that astro-key so someone can stop this thing. 828 00:42:10,402 --> 00:42:12,780 So that key's gonna stop this thing? [scoffs gently] 829 00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:15,241 Come on, man. 830 00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:19,411 Dariush, it shouldn't be our job to decide who lives and who dies. 831 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,914 Yeah. But right now it is, Alex. 832 00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:24,333 The police obviously put him in here for a reason. 833 00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:27,086 All right, and I say...  we respect their decision, 834 00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:28,087 and I'm black! 835 00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:30,130 And he's probably a diddler. 836 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:32,299 No one deserves to be left in a cage. 837 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,134 Yeah, unless you're a murderer! 838 00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:35,469 I say we let him go. 839 00:42:35,761 --> 00:42:37,596 What do you say, Alex? You're the final vote. 840 00:42:41,517 --> 00:42:43,310 Okay. Look, I got a boy at home. 841 00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:46,480 And if you leave me in here... 842 00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:49,316 I'm gonna die. 843 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,112 No boy deserves to lose  his dad like that, right? 844 00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:54,530 I mean... 845 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:56,407 you ready to live with that? 846 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,452 Do you promise not to hurt us? 847 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,122 Yeah, I promise not to hurt you, man. 848 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,716 Wait until we leave. 849 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:16,135 Then you can go. 850 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:27,646 [Zhenzhen] How is your watch still working after the pulse? 851 00:43:28,063 --> 00:43:29,940 It's not electronic, it's mechanical. 852 00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:31,650 -Yo, he's doing good, right? -Oh. 853 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:34,111 [Dariush] Yo. Watch out! 854 00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:35,362 It was my dad's. 855 00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:38,991 -He, uh... -[Zhenzhen] Gave it to you? 856 00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:42,953 -Yeah, he gave it to me. -[Dariush] Yo! 857 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:45,039 You got this, Alex. You doing good, man! 858 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:48,500 Whoa! 859 00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:53,380 -Hey! Hey! -[kids yelling] 860 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,466 -Help! -Stop! 861 00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:56,967 -Hey! -Stop! 862 00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:57,885 Hey! 863 00:43:57,968 --> 00:43:59,845 [soldier] Stay where you are. Do not move! 864 00:44:01,221 --> 00:44:02,890 [Alex] Same side. Same side. Same side! 865 00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:05,601 Kids! Kids! 866 00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:09,563 You should've evacuated hours ago. We're at war. 867 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:12,066 Sir, we were in the mountains  when the attacks started. 868 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:15,027 Can you tell us what's going on?  How big is the attack? 869 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:17,237 Did it reach the nation's finest  Mercedes dealership? 870 00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:19,239 -[Zhenzhen] Dude, how can you... -My dad owns it. 871 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,616 -I'm the future heir. -Shut up! 872 00:44:20,699 --> 00:44:22,368 All I can tell you is you are not safe here. 873 00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:23,952 Everyone on the bus right now. 874 00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:25,579 It'll take you to the evacuation center. 875 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:26,789 -Let's go!  -[Dariush] Whoa. 876 00:44:26,872 --> 00:44:28,082 -Hey, wait! -Let's go! 877 00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:29,958 -Knock it off! -Wait! Hey! Stop! 878 00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:30,876 What? 879 00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:33,045 You need to take this key to Pasadena. 880 00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:35,464 Where'd you get this? 881 00:44:35,547 --> 00:44:37,466 An astronaut from the space station gave it to us. 882 00:44:37,549 --> 00:44:40,636 -She said we need to take it to JPL. -What's on that key can stop the aliens. 883 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,764 You need to get that to JPL in Pasadena  to a Dr. Fielding. 884 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,267 We've been receiving Morse code  from a Dr. Fielding at JPL all day. 885 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:50,396 Finding this key has been  the primary objective. Thanks, kid. 886 00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:52,022 You may have just saved the world. 887 00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:53,774 We'll take it from here. 888 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:55,693 Okay, we need to go. Move out. Now! 889 00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:58,195 -Yeah. -Yeah! We did it! Yo, we did-- 890 00:44:58,278 --> 00:45:01,281 Yo, I am so happy I told y'all to go down the hill. 891 00:45:02,574 --> 00:45:03,992 Great job, guys, you did it. 892 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,745 [Dariush] Yeah, we did it. Now move your ass. 893 00:45:08,163 --> 00:45:09,123 Let's go! 894 00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:11,667 -Yo. -[Zhenzhen] We did it. 895 00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:14,420 [Dariush] Zhenzhen, we did it. 896 00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:16,255 -Yeah. -Let's go. 897 00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:18,340 [Dariush sighs] 898 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:19,341 Look! 899 00:45:21,009 --> 00:45:21,969 There they go. 900 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,930 -[guns blasting] -[explosion] 901 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:26,765 [man screaming] 902 00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:32,438 [glass shattering] 903 00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:34,857 [all screaming] 904 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:36,275 [Alex] Oh, my... Shit! 905 00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:37,609 [Gabriel] Alex, are you okay? 906 00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:38,610 Alex! 907 00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:40,738 [man] Get out of here. 908 00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:42,573 -Go! -[Gabriel] Which door is blocked? 909 00:45:42,656 --> 00:45:43,532 [soldier] Take cover! 910 00:45:44,491 --> 00:45:45,701 Go. 911 00:45:45,784 --> 00:45:46,910 Come on! 912 00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:48,662 -Let's go! -[man] Move! 913 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,706 [Dariush] Let's go. We gotta get out of here, man! 914 00:45:50,789 --> 00:45:51,665 [man] Get out of here. 915 00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:53,709 [Dariush] Kick it! 916 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:56,086 -Go! Go, go, go! -[rapid gunfire] 917 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:57,171 [woman] Let's go, out! 918 00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,173 [Dariush] Go! Oh, shit! 919 00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:00,591 Go the other way. 920 00:46:02,342 --> 00:46:03,594 Watch out for the dogs! 921 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,180 -[gunshots] -[roaring] 922 00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:07,222 [Alex] Come on! 923 00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:08,849 [Dariush] Go! Go! Go! 924 00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:10,851 Keep your head down, man! 925 00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:15,606 Holy shit! Oh, no! 926 00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:17,941 -Pick this up with me. -What are you doing? 927 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:19,860 -Pick it up with me. -You gotta get out of here. 928 00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:22,780 -We're gonna get you out! -[captain] Stop, you gotta go. 929 00:46:22,863 --> 00:46:23,947 I can't move it by myself! 930 00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:25,616 -[explosion] -[captain] You have to go. 931 00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:27,117 [radio beeping Morse code] 932 00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:28,660 [Dariush] Yo, Zhenzhen, get the radio. 933 00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:30,204 Come on, we can't leave you. 934 00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:31,163 Stop. Stop. 935 00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:32,790 It's okay. 936 00:46:33,707 --> 00:46:34,750 It's on you now. Okay? 937 00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:37,002 You have to let me go. 938 00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:39,338 -[Alex] No, no, I... I can't! -Shh. 939 00:46:39,421 --> 00:46:40,714 -No! -Stop! 940 00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:42,883 Take this key. Here, take it. 941 00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,135 Promise me. 942 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,220 Promise me... 943 00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:49,389 you will not let anything stop you. 944 00:46:49,932 --> 00:46:50,849 Okay? 945 00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:52,309 Okay, now go. Go! 946 00:46:52,684 --> 00:46:53,852 Now! Move! 947 00:46:54,019 --> 00:46:54,937 Come on! 948 00:46:55,103 --> 00:46:56,605 [heavy gunfire] 949 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,826 [distant gunfire] 950 00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:13,914 [Dariush panting] 951 00:47:14,122 --> 00:47:14,998 Oh, shit! 952 00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:17,292 I told you that was a stupid idea. 953 00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:19,044 You idiots almost got me killed. 954 00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:20,963 I don't even wanna be at summer camp. 955 00:47:21,046 --> 00:47:24,007 I should be in Cabo taking jelly shots off someone's ass cheeks. 956 00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:26,468 Slow down. Slow down. 957 00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:28,637 What do you think these things are after? 958 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:30,848 Food maybe? Resources? 959 00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:34,101 It's possible their planet went dry and the came to raid ours. 960 00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:36,436 What gives you that idea? 961 00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:39,356 Nothing! It's the most common invasion movie plot. 962 00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:40,983 Maybe they're here to find mates. 963 00:47:41,066 --> 00:47:43,986 That would explain the erotic rendezvous with Dariush earlier. 964 00:47:44,069 --> 00:47:46,154 Hey, whoa. No. We're not gonna do all that, okay? 965 00:47:46,238 --> 00:47:47,614 That was strictly platonic. 966 00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:50,117 Let's just head north, okay?  To the desert. 967 00:47:50,367 --> 00:47:53,287 Get as far away from that thing  as we can get, all right? 968 00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:56,582 -As far away-- -There is no away from those things. 969 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,292 [Alex] Zhenzhen's right. 970 00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:01,587 The only way we're going to survive  is if we get this key to Dr. Fielding. 971 00:48:01,837 --> 00:48:04,089 -It's what that soldier was gonna do. -He died. 972 00:48:04,172 --> 00:48:06,967 Okay, look, if a bunch of bad-ass marines can't get that key 973 00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,677 40 feet away without getting deep fried, 974 00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:11,972 what makes you think  that we can get it 40 miles? 975 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:14,016 We have to. 976 00:48:14,349 --> 00:48:15,183 What? 977 00:48:15,934 --> 00:48:16,810 It's on us. 978 00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:22,524 Okay. We're not going anywhere  until we get some food. 979 00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:24,526 Maybe even some sleep if we can. 980 00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:26,528 [Dariush] All right, fine. 981 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,239 What's up with Chico? 982 00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:35,120 -It's my street. -Great! 983 00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:36,580 Can we go in your house? 984 00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:39,708 That's my house, but... 985 00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:42,669 [sniffles, sighs] 986 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:43,837 It's not my home. 987 00:48:44,796 --> 00:48:47,257 I haven't been totally honest  with you guys. 988 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,010 I was in the mountains because... 989 00:48:51,094 --> 00:48:52,179 I was in juvie. 990 00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:54,222 And I escaped. 991 00:48:58,435 --> 00:48:59,978 So even if my mom is here... 992 00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:03,398 she's not gonna wanna see me. 993 00:49:06,151 --> 00:49:07,736 [distant gunfire] 994 00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:13,909 Come on, man. 995 00:49:19,414 --> 00:49:21,458 [spacecraft approaching] 996 00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:22,542 [Alex] Go, go, jump left! 997 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,049 -No! -What the hell was that? 998 00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:30,759 -Run! -Where do we go? Follow me. 999 00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:36,473 [Dariush] Oh, damn! 1000 00:49:37,099 --> 00:49:38,892 Man, we need to get my man Jacobi  up in here. 1001 00:49:39,267 --> 00:49:40,352 [Gabriel] It's looters. 1002 00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:44,022 [Dariush] All right, let's find something to eat. 1003 00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:47,150 Man, I need a T-bone steak, some cheese eggs and Welch's grape. 1004 00:49:49,361 --> 00:49:50,612 I shouldn't have hit you. 1005 00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:51,822 It was my fault. 1006 00:49:52,364 --> 00:49:54,533 I don't know. I'm good, bro. I mean... 1007 00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:57,953 it doesn't hurt as much  as seeing all this gunk on my new J's. 1008 00:49:58,745 --> 00:50:01,164 How do you care about sneakers  in a time like this? 1009 00:50:01,915 --> 00:50:03,625 You know what? You guys are lucky. 1010 00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:05,293 You don't have friends. 1011 00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:07,713 It's hard out here for a pimp,  you know? 1012 00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:10,632 Gotta keep up with the flyest shit, you know, the dopest kicks. 1013 00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:12,509 Tightest whip. Baddest chick. 1014 00:50:12,592 --> 00:50:15,262 And my friends, they're like bears. Soon as they smell weakness, 1015 00:50:15,345 --> 00:50:17,264 they're just coming straight at your neck. 1016 00:50:17,639 --> 00:50:20,058 That's why I keep this on my neck. Diamonds. 1017 00:50:20,142 --> 00:50:22,602 Does Dariush mean "douchebag" in Farsi? 1018 00:50:23,937 --> 00:50:24,813 What's Farsi? 1019 00:50:24,896 --> 00:50:26,440 It's the language your mom was screaming 1020 00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:28,358 -when you were coming out of her ass. -[giggles] 1021 00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:30,986 Hey, don't talk about my mom's ass. All right. 1022 00:50:31,069 --> 00:50:32,279 You wish you were there. 1023 00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:34,364 No offense, dude, those don't sound like friends. 1024 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:35,323 Yeah... 1025 00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:39,286 [spacecraft approaching] 1026 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:42,664 [spacecraft departing] 1027 00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:51,298 Hey, how did you even end up in jail? 1028 00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:59,139 My dad left when... when I was about ten. 1029 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:03,852 You know, I got a job as a bag boy, at a grocery store my mom worked at. 1030 00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:06,063 To, you know... help her with money. 1031 00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:09,941 One time she steps away, I took over the cash register. 1032 00:51:14,613 --> 00:51:15,781 I was helping a customer, 1033 00:51:16,364 --> 00:51:19,409 and, uh, he started to accuse me of stealing from him. 1034 00:51:21,119 --> 00:51:23,163 I guess I gave him the wrong change. 1035 00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:27,793 I get numbers... 1036 00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:30,128 like, muddled in my head sometimes, 1037 00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:32,047 unless I see them written down. 1038 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:34,424 But he didn't believe me. 1039 00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:35,592 And, um... 1040 00:51:35,675 --> 00:51:36,551 I just... 1041 00:51:38,011 --> 00:51:38,887 I lost it. 1042 00:51:38,970 --> 00:51:40,138 So I decked him. 1043 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:41,556 Broke his nose. 1044 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,185 Mom got fired and... 1045 00:51:46,394 --> 00:51:47,604 they sent me away. 1046 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:50,398 She never came around to visit me once. 1047 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:54,653 You can't choose your family. 1048 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,864 But you can always make a new one. 1049 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:03,954 Come on. 1050 00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:05,330 A young Yoda up in here? 1051 00:52:05,413 --> 00:52:06,581 [laughing] 1052 00:52:06,665 --> 00:52:09,501 -Come on, guys. -Oh, we're taking an old school selfie? 1053 00:52:09,876 --> 00:52:11,628 One, two, three. 1054 00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:12,712 [clicks, pops] 1055 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:15,674 -Dude, stop playing with the Rubik's cube. -I can't, okay! I can't! 1056 00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:18,301 We can all agree  that she gets her own bed, right? 1057 00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:20,720 Well, yeah, obviously. It's the only gentlemanly thing to do. 1058 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,347 It's only right. It sounds like a plan. 1059 00:52:26,268 --> 00:52:27,811 One of you can sleep with me. 1060 00:52:33,316 --> 00:52:34,860 Hold it. Hold it. Wait, wait! 1061 00:52:34,943 --> 00:52:36,820 Did she just say one of us  could sleep with her? 1062 00:52:36,903 --> 00:52:38,280 -Maybe we misheard her. -Okay, look. 1063 00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:40,490 I will volunteer my services  for the good of the group, 1064 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,200 and because I've had the most experience. 1065 00:52:42,284 --> 00:52:43,326 With what? Not getting any? 1066 00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:46,454 Hey, it's better than eating Lithuanian smoothies from your bunk mate in juvie. 1067 00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:48,331 -Lithuanian smoothies? -You don't need to know. 1068 00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:50,417 How about we get Alex and Zhenzhen to sleep together? 1069 00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,878 -Because he doesn't want to. -I wouldn't say I don't want to. 1070 00:52:52,961 --> 00:52:54,713 -They have a connection! -We do? 1071 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,214 So don't be a cock-block. 1072 00:52:57,132 --> 00:52:59,259 Fine, fine. All right. Okay, cool. 1073 00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:00,719 I won't block your cock. 1074 00:53:01,136 --> 00:53:02,012 Be free. 1075 00:53:03,763 --> 00:53:04,598 Thanks. 1076 00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:06,016 It's no problem. 1077 00:53:09,769 --> 00:53:13,148 Ah, crap! I forgot my sleep apnea mask. If I snore, I'm sorry. 1078 00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:14,482 You have sleep apnea? 1079 00:53:14,649 --> 00:53:15,734 How old are you? 1080 00:53:15,817 --> 00:53:17,903 It's non-age-discriminate, Gabriel! 1081 00:53:19,446 --> 00:53:20,739 Just move over. 1082 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:36,963 [clicking] 1083 00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:48,391 I'm glad it was you. 1084 00:54:08,536 --> 00:54:11,414 [Dariush snoring] 1085 00:54:14,751 --> 00:54:16,127 -[loud banging] -[cat squealing] 1086 00:54:17,337 --> 00:54:18,797 [all panting] 1087 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:19,923 [clears throat] 1088 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:22,092 Shh! Shh! Shh! [whispers] Aliens... 1089 00:54:22,175 --> 00:54:23,093 Yeah. 1090 00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:24,552 We gotta go. 1091 00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:29,808 You see anything? 1092 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:32,102 No, come on. 1093 00:54:32,477 --> 00:54:34,104 [shushing] 1094 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:50,453 [Alex] Guys, we should turn back. 1095 00:54:50,912 --> 00:54:52,831 We can't now, man. We're already here. 1096 00:54:52,914 --> 00:54:55,583 Dude, I'm telling you,  this is how people die in movies. 1097 00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:02,966 Guys. You see anything? 1098 00:55:05,176 --> 00:55:07,220 You need some Frebreze on these sheets. 1099 00:55:07,929 --> 00:55:09,180 Ah! Oh! Oh! 1100 00:55:09,889 --> 00:55:10,724 [gun cocks] 1101 00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:12,517 -Oh, shit! -[all gasping] 1102 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,185 [man] Not another step. 1103 00:55:14,769 --> 00:55:16,104 -Move! -[Dariush] I'm backing up. 1104 00:55:16,187 --> 00:55:18,982 The hell you doing out here? We're in the middle of an alien invasion. 1105 00:55:19,065 --> 00:55:21,901 Oh, yeah, I mean, and you're the ones with the Purge masks. 1106 00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:23,862 -Wrong genre, bro. -[man] We got a comedian here. 1107 00:55:23,945 --> 00:55:25,071 No! 1108 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:26,406 There are aliens out here, okay? 1109 00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:27,657 We're not the enemy. 1110 00:55:27,741 --> 00:55:29,451 You guys have something we're looking for. 1111 00:55:29,909 --> 00:55:30,827 Dignity? 1112 00:55:32,495 --> 00:55:33,830 What'd you say? 1113 00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:37,250 [man 2] Everybody calm down. 1114 00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:42,297 Look what we found. 1115 00:55:50,847 --> 00:55:51,723 Lou! 1116 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:54,017 -Oh my God, Lou! -Thank you, Baby Jesus. 1117 00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:55,560 -Thank you, God! -Lou. 1118 00:55:55,643 --> 00:55:57,645 -Thank God! -Hold on, you know this guy? 1119 00:55:57,729 --> 00:55:58,855 [man] No. No, no, no, no. 1120 00:55:58,938 --> 00:56:00,774 Do we know him? Hell, yeah  we know him! 1121 00:56:00,857 --> 00:56:04,277 -Yes! Yes! -We go way back. Lou, my negro! 1122 00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:06,446 Lou, you know me. We're like this. 1123 00:56:06,529 --> 00:56:09,449 I wanted to free... Alex was the one  who was like, "Leave him in there," 1124 00:56:09,532 --> 00:56:11,826 and I was like,  "Dude, let's free him. He's a human." 1125 00:56:11,910 --> 00:56:15,372 Do you mind, if you could just tell  these handsome men, the ones... 1126 00:56:15,538 --> 00:56:17,832 pointing the shotguns at our face, to, you know... 1127 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:20,293 not... not do that? 1128 00:56:21,002 --> 00:56:22,003 -Please? -Please. 1129 00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:27,384 Please. 1130 00:56:28,468 --> 00:56:30,595 I don't think anyone needs  to get hurt tonight. 1131 00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:33,556 But Alex... 1132 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,893 if you'd be so kind as to give me that? 1133 00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:40,397 This? 1134 00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:42,023 Yeah. 1135 00:56:43,608 --> 00:56:46,069 This is our only shot at defeating the aliens. 1136 00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:47,487 Yeah. 1137 00:56:48,696 --> 00:56:51,241 That means someone  will pay a lot of money for it. 1138 00:56:54,994 --> 00:56:55,954 Give me... 1139 00:56:56,955 --> 00:56:58,039 the key. 1140 00:57:02,377 --> 00:57:03,294 I can't. 1141 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:08,299 I made a promise. 1142 00:57:08,466 --> 00:57:10,552 Alex, give him the key. Enough. Okay? 1143 00:57:10,718 --> 00:57:12,178 [Lou] You can give me the key 1144 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:13,721 and just walk away. 1145 00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:18,810 Or I can cut your head off  and take the key from the stump. 1146 00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:22,355 I trusted you. 1147 00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:25,483 The cemeteries are full of people who trusted me. 1148 00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:26,443 Oh, shit! 1149 00:57:28,945 --> 00:57:29,946 [man screaming] 1150 00:57:30,029 --> 00:57:31,156 [roaring] 1151 00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:37,996 -[man screaming] -Oh, sh-- 1152 00:57:40,707 --> 00:57:42,083 -Hurry! -[Alex] Run! 1153 00:57:44,919 --> 00:57:45,795 Come on! 1154 00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:47,255 [creature snarling] 1155 00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:50,425 [shotgun blast] 1156 00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:54,762 [shouting] 1157 00:57:55,555 --> 00:57:56,556 [bones crunching] 1158 00:57:56,681 --> 00:57:59,058 [Lou screaming] 1159 00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:02,020 [boys grunting] 1160 00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:05,565 -Gabriel! -Gabriel! 1161 00:58:05,690 --> 00:58:07,108 Gabriel, what are you doing? 1162 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:08,568 Zhenzhen, throw me the glow sticks. 1163 00:58:08,651 --> 00:58:10,195 -What are you doing? -What are you doing? 1164 00:58:10,278 --> 00:58:11,529 -Gabriel, hurry up! -Over here. 1165 00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:13,406 -Throw 'em! Come on! -[Alex] Come here. 1166 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,201 [sticks snapping] 1167 00:58:17,076 --> 00:58:18,161 [Alex] What are you doing? 1168 00:58:18,369 --> 00:58:19,245 Hey! 1169 00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:20,747 [growling] 1170 00:58:22,373 --> 00:58:23,208 Come here! 1171 00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:25,835 -Gabriel, hurry up! -Come here, you're gonna die! 1172 00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:27,545 -Get over here! -Hurry! 1173 00:58:27,629 --> 00:58:29,631 [Dariush] Hurry up, Gabriel! Come on! 1174 00:58:29,714 --> 00:58:31,007 Get him, get him, get him! 1175 00:58:32,008 --> 00:58:33,843 -Come on! Come get me! -Gabriel! 1176 00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:34,761 Gabriel! 1177 00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:36,012 [roaring] 1178 00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:37,847 -Hurry up! -Gabriel, come on! 1179 00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:38,848 Go! Hurry! 1180 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:40,266 Gabriel, come on! 1181 00:58:47,565 --> 00:58:49,067 [Dariush] Get out, Gabriel! 1182 00:58:55,156 --> 00:58:56,741 Oh, shit, it worked, Gabriel! 1183 00:58:57,075 --> 00:58:58,493 -Oh, my God. -It worked. 1184 00:58:58,618 --> 00:58:59,494 Go! Go! 1185 00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:10,338 [guns blasting] 1186 00:59:14,342 --> 00:59:17,637 That was the same alien from camp.  I thought we killed that thing. 1187 00:59:19,138 --> 00:59:20,557 If it came down with the capsule, 1188 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,976 that means it survived the heat  of atmospheric re-entry 1189 00:59:23,059 --> 00:59:25,812 Which means it must have tremendous  cellular regeneration abilities. 1190 00:59:25,895 --> 00:59:28,147 English, Alex, please. 1191 00:59:28,523 --> 00:59:29,774 It's like Wolverine. 1192 00:59:29,941 --> 00:59:30,775 Oh. 1193 00:59:31,192 --> 00:59:32,860 Why the hell is the following us? 1194 00:59:32,944 --> 00:59:34,362 It's pissed about its dog. 1195 00:59:34,445 --> 00:59:36,573 You ever watch Marley and Me  or Beethoven? 1196 00:59:36,656 --> 00:59:37,991 It's a primal bond. 1197 00:59:38,116 --> 00:59:39,993 It's out for revenge. Ask John Wick. 1198 00:59:40,076 --> 00:59:42,579 You're putting human motives  on an alien lifeform. 1199 00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:44,789 No, it probably just had orders  to kill Collins 1200 00:59:44,872 --> 00:59:47,792 and anyone she came in contact with. We're just loose ends to this thing. 1201 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:51,588 -No, you know what, dog theory was better. -Who gives a frog's fat ass why? 1202 00:59:51,879 --> 00:59:53,256 This ain't Comic-Con, bitches. 1203 00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:57,302 All that matters is that it wants us dead. 1204 00:59:57,802 --> 00:59:59,262 And we can't kill it. 1205 01:00:00,638 --> 01:00:02,682 She's right. We should just keep moving. 1206 01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:04,225 I'm done with your ideas. 1207 01:00:04,809 --> 01:00:07,520 You were the one who thought  to let Hannibal Lecter out of his cell. 1208 01:00:07,937 --> 01:00:09,939 Consider your leadership privileges... 1209 01:00:10,023 --> 01:00:10,857 revoked! 1210 01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:13,860 Sometimes you do the right thing and it doesn't work out. 1211 01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:16,070 That doesn't mean it wasn't worth doing. 1212 01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:18,281 Who the hell told you that? 1213 01:00:18,364 --> 01:00:19,240 My dad. 1214 01:00:20,241 --> 01:00:22,452 Never knew what it meant until right now. 1215 01:00:25,246 --> 01:00:27,707 Look, why is it up to us to save humanity? 1216 01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:31,044 What, do you think someone else should do it? Of course you do. 1217 01:00:31,127 --> 01:00:33,713 The kid who's always  had everything done for him. 1218 01:00:33,796 --> 01:00:35,882 Maybe Mommy and Daddy can pay the alien to go away, 1219 01:00:35,965 --> 01:00:37,008 buy him a new Mercedes-- 1220 01:00:37,091 --> 01:00:39,385 Hey! You don't know my family, dude. 1221 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:42,847 That's enough! 1222 01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:44,682 That's enough! 1223 01:00:44,766 --> 01:00:48,144 You don't know me. My family has nothing! 1224 01:00:48,227 --> 01:00:50,980 Oh, yeah? Except for a car dealership and a mansion and a yacht! 1225 01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:52,774 No, the dealership is gone. 1226 01:00:54,025 --> 01:00:55,360 It's all gone. 1227 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:57,945 That's why they sent me to camp, man. 1228 01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:00,073 It's... 1229 01:01:00,615 --> 01:01:01,616 It's just stuff. 1230 01:01:01,699 --> 01:01:04,077 [Dariush] I don't know who I am  without all that stuff. 1231 01:01:06,829 --> 01:01:09,374 And... they're taking my dad. 1232 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:12,877 He's going to jail. 1233 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:18,883 I'm... I'm sorry. 1234 01:01:18,966 --> 01:01:21,469 [radio beeping Morse code] 1235 01:01:21,594 --> 01:01:22,887 Ah, here we go. 1236 01:01:25,932 --> 01:01:28,601 I'm sorry I head-butted you. You should clean that up. 1237 01:01:28,893 --> 01:01:31,437 Yeah, that's fine.  Sorry for... punching you. 1238 01:01:32,188 --> 01:01:33,356 It's Dr. Fielding. 1239 01:01:33,439 --> 01:01:35,274 He's trying to contact us. We gotta go. 1240 01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:37,360 Maybe we should try to find some clothes? 1241 01:01:37,443 --> 01:01:39,612 No clue what that thing can track, it might be our scent. 1242 01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:40,655 Then let's go. 1243 01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:53,376 [splashing] 1244 01:01:59,006 --> 01:02:00,967 [Dariush] I hope they got  a McDonald's in here, 1245 01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:03,428 I need me, like, two McDoubles  and an ice cream. 1246 01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:05,221 [Zhenzhen] Hurry, come on. Gotta get inside. 1247 01:02:05,304 --> 01:02:07,849 [Dariush] Come on.  I know Gucci's downstairs, let's go. 1248 01:02:15,898 --> 01:02:17,233 Yo. You guys... 1249 01:02:18,651 --> 01:02:20,695 How do you think an alien  would do against this? 1250 01:02:21,279 --> 01:02:22,655 [imitates lightsaber] 1251 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,866 The circle is complete! 1252 01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:26,576 I am your master now. 1253 01:02:26,659 --> 01:02:27,785 [imitates lightsaber] 1254 01:02:27,869 --> 01:02:29,120 No, the line is, 1255 01:02:29,203 --> 01:02:32,582 "The circle is now complete. Now I am the master." 1256 01:02:33,666 --> 01:02:35,251 Okay, we really need to get you a girl. 1257 01:02:35,334 --> 01:02:38,045 Gotta cut this shit out. You know too much about this Star Trek shit. 1258 01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:39,797 -Guys! -It's Star Wars. 1259 01:02:43,676 --> 01:02:45,094 It's time for a change. 1260 01:02:57,523 --> 01:02:58,524 Sorry. 1261 01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:00,610 It's okay. 1262 01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:05,740 That pamphlet must mean a lot to you. 1263 01:03:07,074 --> 01:03:08,993 For you to bring it all the way here. 1264 01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:14,791 I didn't bring it here. 1265 01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:18,169 It brought me. 1266 01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:23,007 Well then, why did you leave home? 1267 01:03:24,008 --> 01:03:26,010 Let's just say dad wanted a boy. 1268 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:30,598 [sighs] 1269 01:03:36,437 --> 01:03:37,730 Zhenzhen, what are you doing? 1270 01:03:38,856 --> 01:03:40,107 That's what brought you here. 1271 01:03:41,526 --> 01:03:42,360 Yeah, but... 1272 01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:45,112 this is why I'm staying. 1273 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:53,871 Let it go, man. 1274 01:03:54,413 --> 01:03:55,248 Come on. 1275 01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:03,297 ["Hot in Herre" playing] 1276 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:07,176 ♪ With a little bit of, uh uh And a little bit of, uh uh ♪ 1277 01:04:08,135 --> 01:04:10,847 ♪ Just a little bit of Just a little bit of ♪ 1278 01:04:11,764 --> 01:04:14,642 ♪ I was like, "Good gracious Ass is bodacious" ♪ 1279 01:04:14,725 --> 01:04:17,019 ♪ Flirtatious, tryin' to show patience ♪ 1280 01:04:17,436 --> 01:04:19,814 ♪ It's gettin' hot in herre So hot ♪ 1281 01:04:19,897 --> 01:04:21,607 ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪ 1282 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:25,444 ♪ I am, gettin' so hot I wanna take my clothes off ♪ 1283 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:27,113 -Guys! Guys! -What? 1284 01:04:27,196 --> 01:04:28,364 -Look. -What's up? 1285 01:04:28,823 --> 01:04:30,783 Yeah, Mannequin Skywalker. 1286 01:04:31,617 --> 01:04:32,827 -Alex... -Man, if you don't... 1287 01:04:33,911 --> 01:04:36,163 No, you know what? That was-- That shit was funny. 1288 01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:37,707 That was pretty good. Give me some. 1289 01:04:44,672 --> 01:04:45,756 Aw, come on, man. 1290 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,717 Don't tell me we gotta teach you again? 1291 01:04:48,926 --> 01:04:51,345 1973 Ford Mustang Mach One. 1292 01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:55,516 My dad had one just like it. 1293 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,518 That Mustang doesn't have any computers 1294 01:04:57,602 --> 01:04:59,687 or anything that can be fried  by the pulse, right? 1295 01:05:00,479 --> 01:05:01,355 Right. 1296 01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:04,442 -[Zhenzhen] Come on! -[Alex] I'm driving! 1297 01:05:04,525 --> 01:05:06,068 -[Dariush] Let's go! -[Gabriel] Shotgun. 1298 01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:08,070 Finally got some real wheels up in here, let's go! 1299 01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:09,697 -Yes! -Let's ride. 1300 01:05:10,197 --> 01:05:11,282 Oh, my God. 1301 01:05:11,365 --> 01:05:12,575 -Whoo! -I'm getting in the back. 1302 01:05:12,658 --> 01:05:13,951 -[Gabriel] Let's roll! -Yeah! 1303 01:05:14,035 --> 01:05:15,536 -[Dariush] Let's go. -[Gabriel] Hit it. 1304 01:05:15,620 --> 01:05:16,746 [Dariush] Start this shit up! 1305 01:05:17,663 --> 01:05:18,497 Oh. 1306 01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:21,292 -I can't drive a stick. -[Dariush] What? 1307 01:05:21,375 --> 01:05:23,002 -[Gabriel] Oh. -[engine starting] 1308 01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:24,837 ["Straight Outta Compton" playing] 1309 01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:27,006 [tires squealing] 1310 01:05:36,515 --> 01:05:39,393 ♪ Straight outta Compton Crazy mother-- named Ice Cube ♪ 1311 01:05:39,685 --> 01:05:41,729 ♪ From the gang called... With Attitudes ♪ 1312 01:05:41,812 --> 01:05:44,106 ♪ When I'm called off, I got a sawed off ♪ 1313 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,525 ♪ Squeeze the trigger And bodies are hauled off ♪ 1314 01:05:46,609 --> 01:05:48,819 ♪ You too, boy, if ya... with me ♪ 1315 01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:51,072 ♪ The police are gonna Have to come and get me ♪ 1316 01:05:51,155 --> 01:05:53,324 ♪ Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin' out ♪ 1317 01:05:53,407 --> 01:05:55,785 ♪ For the punk mother... That's showing out ♪ 1318 01:05:55,868 --> 01:05:57,912 ♪ Start to mumble, they wanna rumble ♪ 1319 01:05:57,995 --> 01:06:00,081 ♪ Mix 'em and cook 'em In a pot like gumbo ♪ 1320 01:06:00,164 --> 01:06:02,708 -Hold on tight. - [tires squealing] 1321 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:05,836 ♪ With a gat that's pointed at yo ass ♪ 1322 01:06:06,128 --> 01:06:08,965 ♪ So give it up smooth Ain't no tellin' when I'm down for-- ♪ 1323 01:06:09,048 --> 01:06:10,132 [metal crunching] 1324 01:06:10,216 --> 01:06:11,217 [snarling] 1325 01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:13,135 [all screaming] 1326 01:06:16,806 --> 01:06:17,765 Ah! 1327 01:06:17,848 --> 01:06:18,849 Oh, shit! 1328 01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:22,770 -[glass shattering] -[screaming] 1329 01:06:22,853 --> 01:06:23,813 [roaring] 1330 01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:26,732 [tires screeching] 1331 01:06:28,025 --> 01:06:29,568 It's on top of the roof! 1332 01:06:33,072 --> 01:06:34,198 Hang on! 1333 01:06:44,291 --> 01:06:45,710 Oh, shit, where's it at? 1334 01:06:47,211 --> 01:06:48,170 [sighs] 1335 01:06:48,295 --> 01:06:50,172 -It's gone. Gimme some. -[Zhenzhen] Whoo! 1336 01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:51,298 -Oh, it's gone! -Yes! 1337 01:06:51,799 --> 01:06:52,633 [roaring] 1338 01:06:52,717 --> 01:06:53,926 Oh! Oh! 1339 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,219 [screaming] 1340 01:06:59,932 --> 01:07:02,184 [all screaming] 1341 01:07:09,942 --> 01:07:11,402 -Jump! -What? 1342 01:07:12,361 --> 01:07:13,696 -Are you crazy? -[grunts] 1343 01:07:13,779 --> 01:07:15,031 Jump! Jump! 1344 01:07:15,114 --> 01:07:16,157 Jump! 1345 01:07:29,462 --> 01:07:31,047 Way to go, Zhenzhen! 1346 01:07:31,130 --> 01:07:33,382 -[groaning] -[Gabriel] Is everyone okay? 1347 01:07:33,466 --> 01:07:35,176 [Alex] Yeah, I think so. 1348 01:07:40,931 --> 01:07:43,184 Guys. Guys! I don't have the key. 1349 01:07:43,267 --> 01:07:44,935 -What? -It's probably in the car. 1350 01:07:45,352 --> 01:07:47,021 -We need that key. -Ah! 1351 01:07:54,612 --> 01:07:55,446 [Dariush] Damn it. 1352 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,115 -Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. -Where you going? 1353 01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:00,284 To get the key. 1354 01:08:00,367 --> 01:08:02,703 No way we can kill that thing, it's just gonna reanimate. 1355 01:08:02,787 --> 01:08:06,123 Yeah, but... but we need that key to finish this off. 1356 01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:09,460 -You're gonna die if you go down there. -She's right, we'll go together. 1357 01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:11,670 So all four of us can die? 1358 01:08:12,004 --> 01:08:13,881 I thought you were supposed  to be the smart one. 1359 01:08:16,592 --> 01:08:17,718 It's my turn. 1360 01:08:18,177 --> 01:08:19,095 Look, man... 1361 01:08:21,639 --> 01:08:26,018 Did you know I was named after the ancient King of Persia, Darius? 1362 01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:31,232 Well, do you know who Darius's  greatest rival ever was, 1363 01:08:31,732 --> 01:08:32,983 the only one to ever defeat him? 1364 01:08:33,984 --> 01:08:36,237 -Alexander the Great. -Yeah. 1365 01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:38,239 Yeah, I knew you'd know that. 1366 01:08:40,449 --> 01:08:41,325 Well, look... 1367 01:08:43,202 --> 01:08:44,036 this time... 1368 01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:47,665 Darius gets to be the hero. 1369 01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:55,756 Good luck. 1370 01:09:10,521 --> 01:09:13,315 [creature wheezing weakly] 1371 01:09:42,803 --> 01:09:43,721 [grunts] 1372 01:10:00,905 --> 01:10:01,989 Come on! 1373 01:10:03,782 --> 01:10:05,784 [grunting] 1374 01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:08,412 -[music playing loudly on stereo] -Oh, shit. 1375 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:11,207 [music stops] 1376 01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:15,544 Oh, I got it. I got it! 1377 01:10:27,848 --> 01:10:28,724 I got it. 1378 01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:31,852 -Yeah! Yes! -Yes. 1379 01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:33,312 [panting] I got the key. 1380 01:10:33,896 --> 01:10:35,481 [all] Hey, behind you! 1381 01:10:35,564 --> 01:10:36,398 What? 1382 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,108 I got it. 1383 01:10:38,192 --> 01:10:39,652 -No! -Dariush, behind you! 1384 01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:40,903 -Turn around! -No! 1385 01:10:40,986 --> 01:10:42,321 [roaring] 1386 01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:44,782 [groaning] 1387 01:10:51,288 --> 01:10:52,498 We gotta go. 1388 01:10:57,419 --> 01:10:58,462 [Gabriel] Come on, Dariush! 1389 01:10:58,545 --> 01:10:59,380 [Alex] Go, run! 1390 01:10:59,463 --> 01:11:01,382 -[Zhenzhen] Look out! -[Gabriel] We gotta go! 1391 01:11:04,426 --> 01:11:05,970 Come on. You okay? 1392 01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:08,055 -That cut looks terrible. -I'm okay, I'm all right. 1393 01:11:08,138 --> 01:11:10,099 Let's just get this key to JPL. 1394 01:11:20,609 --> 01:11:22,820 That was really cool driving back there. 1395 01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:25,447 I couldn't have done that. 1396 01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:28,450 You don't give yourself enough credit. 1397 01:11:30,202 --> 01:11:32,246 I'm told girls find bravery attractive. 1398 01:11:33,038 --> 01:11:34,790 I've never really had much of that. 1399 01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:43,757 [in Mandarin] My whole life I have been searching for love. 1400 01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:45,467 When I saw you on the bridge... 1401 01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:48,929 I knew you were the one. 1402 01:11:50,055 --> 01:11:52,057 If you feel the same way... 1403 01:11:54,393 --> 01:11:56,645 kiss me now and we will be together forever. 1404 01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:03,902 [in English]  I'm sorry, my Mandarin is rudimentary. 1405 01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:04,820 Hmm? 1406 01:12:06,447 --> 01:12:08,407 -What did you say? -[chuckles softly] 1407 01:12:09,825 --> 01:12:11,577 -[Zhenzhen sighs] -What did you say? 1408 01:12:12,369 --> 01:12:14,371 Zhenzhen, I don't actually speak Mandarin. 1409 01:12:14,455 --> 01:12:17,166 -What did you say? -Yo, look! Look, JPL. 1410 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:18,917 -What? -Whoa! 1411 01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:20,210 -Let's go. -Come on! 1412 01:12:23,797 --> 01:12:26,383 -Man, this place got hit hard. -[Dariush] The building is destroyed. 1413 01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:27,676 Nobody can survive that. 1414 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,928 -[radio beeping Morse code] -[Zhenzhen] He's still here. 1415 01:12:30,262 --> 01:12:31,930 Dr. Fielding's still here! 1416 01:12:32,556 --> 01:12:33,390 [Alex] This way! 1417 01:12:33,474 --> 01:12:35,142 [Dariush] If we get out of this alive, 1418 01:12:35,225 --> 01:12:36,852 NASA's paying for my therapy. 1419 01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:38,645 Oh, wow. 1420 01:12:38,812 --> 01:12:40,356 They're testing plasma rockets. 1421 01:12:41,106 --> 01:12:43,359 Those things burn hotter  than the surface of the Sun. 1422 01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:45,444 Look, all we gotta do is get this key to Dr. Fielding 1423 01:12:45,527 --> 01:12:47,488 then you can look at all  the nerd porn you want. 1424 01:12:50,532 --> 01:12:52,910 Dr. Fielding! Dr. Fielding! 1425 01:12:53,577 --> 01:12:54,495 We have the key, sir. 1426 01:12:54,578 --> 01:12:55,913 Dr. Fielding, we have the key. 1427 01:12:55,996 --> 01:12:57,623 -Dr. Fielding. -Dr. Fielding. 1428 01:12:58,415 --> 01:13:00,667 -Dr. Fielding! -We have the key, sir! 1429 01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:01,919 Over here. 1430 01:13:02,002 --> 01:13:02,836 Guys! 1431 01:13:03,962 --> 01:13:05,672 -Go, go, go! -Dr. Fielding. 1432 01:13:15,265 --> 01:13:16,225 He's dead, guys. 1433 01:13:19,770 --> 01:13:20,854 [Alex] But how? 1434 01:13:20,938 --> 01:13:22,773 [Morse code beeping] 1435 01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:28,779 -[dripping] -[beeping] 1436 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:32,574 [radio beeping Morse code] 1437 01:13:35,494 --> 01:13:36,412 Shoot! 1438 01:13:36,495 --> 01:13:37,371 We've failed. 1439 01:13:39,665 --> 01:13:40,541 It's over. 1440 01:13:47,881 --> 01:13:48,757 I mean... 1441 01:13:50,968 --> 01:13:52,386 let's be honest, guys. 1442 01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:54,471 Who do we think we are? 1443 01:13:57,349 --> 01:13:58,225 Nerd. 1444 01:13:59,601 --> 01:14:00,436 Criminal. 1445 01:14:01,061 --> 01:14:01,895 Orphan. 1446 01:14:02,729 --> 01:14:03,564 A joke. 1447 01:14:08,068 --> 01:14:09,194 I guess I'll... 1448 01:14:10,154 --> 01:14:11,572 go try and find my parents. 1449 01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:13,949 Me too. 1450 01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:20,038 [sighs] 1451 01:14:34,011 --> 01:14:35,095 What are you doing? 1452 01:14:53,906 --> 01:14:54,823 Look. 1453 01:14:55,532 --> 01:14:57,117 They didn't even get to open this. 1454 01:14:58,118 --> 01:15:01,580 Well, since we're all gonna die together, may I propose a toast? 1455 01:15:02,623 --> 01:15:05,292 Oh, crap. This is from 1969! 1456 01:15:05,834 --> 01:15:09,296 I mean, could at least get some fresh wine if this is gonna be my first time, right? 1457 01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:12,216 [bottle clattering] 1458 01:15:12,299 --> 01:15:13,133 [button clicks] 1459 01:15:13,217 --> 01:15:15,135 [general] Citadel, this is Crystal Palace. 1460 01:15:15,219 --> 01:15:17,221 -What? What was that? -Go! What the heck? 1461 01:15:17,429 --> 01:15:18,430 Citadel... 1462 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,807 -[Alex] Hello? -...this is Crystal Palace. Do you copy? 1463 01:15:20,891 --> 01:15:22,351 We're here, over! 1464 01:15:22,434 --> 01:15:24,061 Citadel, identify yourself. 1465 01:15:24,144 --> 01:15:26,396 What is your name, ma'am? Over! 1466 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:27,564 I'm Alex. 1467 01:15:27,648 --> 01:15:28,649 How old are you? 1468 01:15:28,732 --> 01:15:29,691 I'm thirteen. 1469 01:15:30,108 --> 01:15:32,569 And if you don't mind me asking, who are we talking to? 1470 01:15:32,694 --> 01:15:35,531 This is General George Khoury  at Cheyenne Mountain. 1471 01:15:35,906 --> 01:15:37,491 Is anyone alive at JPL? 1472 01:15:37,574 --> 01:15:38,992 Is Dr. Fielding there? 1473 01:15:39,076 --> 01:15:41,370 [Alex] There are four of us,  everyone else is dead. 1474 01:15:41,453 --> 01:15:43,747 The astronaut sent us, before she died. 1475 01:15:43,830 --> 01:15:45,624 You were sent by Major Collins? 1476 01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:46,792 Yeah, that's why we came. 1477 01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:49,169 She gave us the key  and said something about Excalibur. 1478 01:15:49,253 --> 01:15:51,421 What, you have the crypto-key in your possession? 1479 01:15:51,505 --> 01:15:53,882 That's right. What do we need to do  to get it to work? 1480 01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:55,050 [Khoury sighs] 1481 01:15:55,926 --> 01:15:56,843 Nothing. 1482 01:15:57,386 --> 01:15:58,971 You need to get out of there. 1483 01:15:59,054 --> 01:16:00,597 I'm... I'm sorry. It's over. 1484 01:16:01,932 --> 01:16:04,518 There's nothing you kids  can do against this thing. 1485 01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:08,397 Now get out of there immediately,  we're sending two units to pick you-- 1486 01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:09,314 No. 1487 01:16:11,316 --> 01:16:13,235 -What did you say, son? -I said no. 1488 01:16:13,652 --> 01:16:16,280 I made a promise  I wouldn't let anything stop me. 1489 01:16:16,613 --> 01:16:18,824 So I'm gonna keep trying  and it will be a lot easier 1490 01:16:18,907 --> 01:16:20,075 if you would help me. 1491 01:16:20,158 --> 01:16:22,202 We didn't come all this way  to give up now. 1492 01:16:23,036 --> 01:16:25,581 We're done being told  what we can and can't do. 1493 01:16:25,914 --> 01:16:28,500 We made it across half of southern California. 1494 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:30,711 -Past aliens and soldiers. -[Dariush] A diddler! 1495 01:16:30,794 --> 01:16:32,004 Don't forget about the diddler. 1496 01:16:32,087 --> 01:16:33,255 All the way here. 1497 01:16:33,797 --> 01:16:35,173 Nobody helped us get here. 1498 01:16:35,257 --> 01:16:36,842 All we had was each other. 1499 01:16:37,884 --> 01:16:40,304 So you're gonna listen to me, because we're not kids anymore, 1500 01:16:40,387 --> 01:16:41,847 and we're the best chance you've got. 1501 01:16:42,431 --> 01:16:45,434 I'm going to ask you one more time, General. 1502 01:16:45,726 --> 01:16:48,353 What do we need to do  to get this thing working? 1503 01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:53,650 All right, someone needs to go down  to the basement and fire up 1504 01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:55,027 the emergency generators. 1505 01:16:55,110 --> 01:16:56,862 Start them in sequence, 1506 01:16:56,945 --> 01:16:59,114 exactly four seconds apart. 1507 01:16:59,197 --> 01:17:00,991 Send your fastest, strongest-- 1508 01:17:01,074 --> 01:17:02,117 I'll do it! 1509 01:17:02,659 --> 01:17:05,120 I'm sorry, that sounded like a young girl. 1510 01:17:05,454 --> 01:17:08,206 Oh, yeah! Aliens don't stand a chance against her. 1511 01:17:08,874 --> 01:17:11,335 All right! You need to climb through the vent. 1512 01:17:11,418 --> 01:17:15,005 The vault door won't open  until the power is back on. 1513 01:17:15,088 --> 01:17:16,340 -Got it. -Look... 1514 01:17:16,965 --> 01:17:18,175 You're not safe at JPL. 1515 01:17:18,717 --> 01:17:20,844 -Did you hear the four seconds part? -Yeah. 1516 01:17:21,595 --> 01:17:23,722 If this doesn't work, I need to make sure... 1517 01:17:23,805 --> 01:17:25,390 [Alex] You're gonna need to time it. 1518 01:17:28,226 --> 01:17:29,144 Take care of it. 1519 01:17:31,563 --> 01:17:32,522 And yourself. 1520 01:17:38,236 --> 01:17:39,988 Your father would be proud. 1521 01:17:42,866 --> 01:17:43,784 [kisses] 1522 01:17:49,456 --> 01:17:51,249 What are we doing? What is Excalibur? 1523 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:54,002 Excalibur was a Cold War defense project. 1524 01:17:54,086 --> 01:17:55,671 It was meant to shoot down 1525 01:17:55,754 --> 01:17:56,797 Russian missiles. 1526 01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:59,675 Yeah, using fusion pumped X-ray lasers, I read about that. 1527 01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:02,344 Never mind him. He knows everything. Keep going. 1528 01:18:02,427 --> 01:18:04,596 The key that Major Collins gave you 1529 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:08,392 contains the coordinates  of the alien mothership in high orbit. 1530 01:18:09,142 --> 01:18:10,560 We can destroy the mothership. 1531 01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:12,562 You're our last hope. 1532 01:18:14,022 --> 01:18:16,274 Okay, what else do we need to do to get this shit started? 1533 01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:19,111 You need to realign the satellite dish on the roof, 1534 01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:20,654 then get a working computer 1535 01:18:20,737 --> 01:18:23,657 and load the coordinates  Major Collins gave you. 1536 01:18:24,116 --> 01:18:25,784 Then activate Excalibur. 1537 01:18:25,867 --> 01:18:28,036 -All right, I'll go to the roof. -No, Gabriel. 1538 01:18:30,664 --> 01:18:33,792 You guys load the programs. I'm gonna go to the roof. 1539 01:18:34,376 --> 01:18:36,920 Plus you're hurt  and he's the only one keeping you alive. 1540 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:40,757 What are you talking about?  You're afraid of heights! 1541 01:18:40,841 --> 01:18:42,467 I'm scared of everything. 1542 01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:44,511 It's my turn. 1543 01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:48,473 Tell Zhenzhen,  I'm gonna want my watch back. 1544 01:18:52,519 --> 01:18:53,562 And if I die... 1545 01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:56,565 tell her I love her. 1546 01:19:01,194 --> 01:19:04,448 Actually, wait... don't tell her I love her, just tell her I was into her. 1547 01:19:04,531 --> 01:19:06,408 I don't want to freak her out with the "L" word. 1548 01:19:06,491 --> 01:19:07,576 Just go! 1549 01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:11,288 [grunting] 1550 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:15,792 [roars] 1551 01:19:26,052 --> 01:19:27,888 [Zhenzhen yelling] 1552 01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:29,514 [vent clanging] 1553 01:19:34,269 --> 01:19:35,103 Ow! 1554 01:19:51,411 --> 01:19:52,329 [gasps] 1555 01:20:04,299 --> 01:20:05,509 [quietly] Switches... 1556 01:20:22,275 --> 01:20:24,069 Oh, my God. That's tall. 1557 01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:39,292 Don't look down. 1558 01:20:40,502 --> 01:20:41,586 Don't look down. 1559 01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:42,796 Don't look down. 1560 01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:45,340 Don't look down. 1561 01:20:50,762 --> 01:20:52,013 [electricity crackling] 1562 01:21:03,024 --> 01:21:04,109 Switches. 1563 01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:09,239 Four, three, 1564 01:21:09,656 --> 01:21:11,241 two, one. 1565 01:21:12,659 --> 01:21:16,580 Four, three, two, one. 1566 01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:22,085 Four, three, two, one. 1567 01:21:24,170 --> 01:21:26,464 [systems powering up] 1568 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,800 Shit, she actually got the power back on. 1569 01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:30,844 Yes! Okay. 1570 01:21:30,969 --> 01:21:34,055 Good. Do you see the monitors at the back of the room? 1571 01:21:34,139 --> 01:21:35,807 Are the control stations working? 1572 01:21:38,977 --> 01:21:40,186 Yeah. Yeah! 1573 01:21:40,270 --> 01:21:41,813 -The computers are working. - Excellent. 1574 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:43,982 -It's on. - Now insert the crypto-key. 1575 01:21:45,650 --> 01:21:47,402 -[beeping] -I got it. I got it! 1576 01:21:47,527 --> 01:21:50,697 Okay, did your friend move the dish yet? 1577 01:21:50,947 --> 01:21:51,990 Uh... 1578 01:21:52,449 --> 01:21:54,534 No, I see him but he hasn't moved it yet. 1579 01:21:54,618 --> 01:21:57,704 Then you have to wait before you launch Excalibur. 1580 01:21:57,787 --> 01:21:59,831 [wind whistling] 1581 01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:01,917 [quietly] Don't look down. 1582 01:22:02,709 --> 01:22:03,752 You can do this. 1583 01:22:09,382 --> 01:22:10,300 [Gabriel] Shit! 1584 01:22:10,926 --> 01:22:12,010 -Alex! -Alex! 1585 01:22:12,510 --> 01:22:14,054 -Alex! -Activate the PA system. 1586 01:22:14,137 --> 01:22:15,555 -Alex! -Alex! 1587 01:22:16,348 --> 01:22:18,266 - [Dariush on PA] Alex! -God? 1588 01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:19,309 Behind you, look down! 1589 01:22:19,726 --> 01:22:21,645 -[Dariush] Go, hurry, Alex! -Oh, God! 1590 01:22:21,728 --> 01:22:23,271 [grunting] 1591 01:22:28,109 --> 01:22:30,111 [snarling] 1592 01:22:34,324 --> 01:22:35,200 [grunting] 1593 01:22:38,244 --> 01:22:39,162 [beeping] 1594 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:42,457 -Oh, he did it! -God! 1595 01:22:49,130 --> 01:22:50,423 [hissing] 1596 01:22:53,551 --> 01:22:54,719 [yells] 1597 01:22:56,179 --> 01:22:58,181 [screaming] 1598 01:23:00,767 --> 01:23:01,935 [groans] 1599 01:23:02,018 --> 01:23:03,019 Yeah! 1600 01:23:04,312 --> 01:23:05,522 Ah! [screams] 1601 01:23:22,247 --> 01:23:23,289 [door unlocks] 1602 01:23:23,707 --> 01:23:24,582 No... 1603 01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:26,584 [screaming] No! 1604 01:23:26,668 --> 01:23:30,046 -[roaring] -No! [screams] 1605 01:23:31,965 --> 01:23:35,760 [Khoury] Son, Excalibur needs two people  to launch it. 1606 01:23:36,302 --> 01:23:37,387 Shit, he passed out. 1607 01:23:37,470 --> 01:23:38,513 Hey, get up! Get up! 1608 01:23:38,596 --> 01:23:41,349 One of your other friends  is going to have to help you. 1609 01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:42,851 Where are they? 1610 01:23:44,310 --> 01:23:45,228 I don't know. 1611 01:23:45,311 --> 01:23:47,313 [loud munching sounds] 1612 01:24:00,577 --> 01:24:01,453 Alex! Zhenzhen! 1613 01:24:01,536 --> 01:24:04,122 [over PA] Dariush is in bad shape and I can't do this alone. 1614 01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:08,001 [Zhenzhen screams] 1615 01:24:08,084 --> 01:24:09,044 [snarling] 1616 01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:11,129 [screaming] 1617 01:24:14,340 --> 01:24:15,300 [sighs] 1618 01:24:17,302 --> 01:24:19,804 Get the two launch keys from the safe locker. 1619 01:24:19,888 --> 01:24:22,932 Let me know when you're there  and I'll give you the code. 1620 01:24:25,727 --> 01:24:26,811 Oh, no! 1621 01:24:27,437 --> 01:24:28,646 F... F... 1622 01:24:29,022 --> 01:24:29,981 Okay. 1623 01:24:30,523 --> 01:24:31,441 Punch in... 1624 01:24:31,775 --> 01:24:34,569 nine, six, three, two, two, 1625 01:24:34,652 --> 01:24:36,154 one, zero, three. 1626 01:24:36,237 --> 01:24:37,989 Tell me when you've got it open. 1627 01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:38,990 Uh... 1628 01:24:40,325 --> 01:24:41,159 -[buzzes] -No. 1629 01:24:41,242 --> 01:24:44,788 I said, nine, six, three, two, two, 1630 01:24:44,871 --> 01:24:46,623 one, zero, three. 1631 01:24:48,708 --> 01:24:49,542 Fuck! 1632 01:24:50,376 --> 01:24:52,587 The code, nine, six, three, one... 1633 01:24:52,670 --> 01:24:56,007 [voice echoing and distorted] 1634 01:24:59,052 --> 01:25:00,345 -No, no, no! -[Dariush] Gabriel. 1635 01:25:01,596 --> 01:25:02,806 I wrote it down for you. 1636 01:25:03,389 --> 01:25:04,390 I got you, brother. 1637 01:25:04,849 --> 01:25:07,185 -Oh, my God. Thanks. Thank you. -[Dariush weakly]  Hurry up. 1638 01:25:07,769 --> 01:25:10,522 Okay. Okay. Three, two, two, one... 1639 01:25:10,605 --> 01:25:12,565 -[beeps] -Okay! [grunts] 1640 01:25:13,066 --> 01:25:14,025 I got 'em! I got 'em! 1641 01:25:14,109 --> 01:25:19,114 It is imperative that they are inserted at the same time. 1642 01:25:19,697 --> 01:25:21,074 Oh, shit, he passed out again. 1643 01:25:21,157 --> 01:25:22,200 Dariush. Hey. 1644 01:25:22,283 --> 01:25:24,369 We are running out of time, son! 1645 01:25:24,452 --> 01:25:26,037 Hey, wake up. Wake up! 1646 01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:28,081 We are running out of time, son! 1647 01:25:30,083 --> 01:25:31,668 I can't. I can't! 1648 01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:32,877 -Gabriel! -Zhenzhen! 1649 01:25:32,961 --> 01:25:34,504 Come on, we gotta do this! 1650 01:25:34,587 --> 01:25:36,172 -What do we do? -Right here, okay. 1651 01:25:36,256 --> 01:25:37,423 -Right here? -Yeah. 1652 01:25:38,007 --> 01:25:39,342 On my mark, okay? 1653 01:25:39,425 --> 01:25:42,303 Three, two, one. 1654 01:25:42,428 --> 01:25:43,429 [crashing] 1655 01:25:45,765 --> 01:25:47,642 [roaring] 1656 01:25:49,269 --> 01:25:51,521 [screaming] 1657 01:25:53,523 --> 01:25:54,732 [screaming] 1658 01:25:55,733 --> 01:25:56,776 [clunking] 1659 01:26:00,321 --> 01:26:01,239 Come at me, bitch! 1660 01:26:01,698 --> 01:26:03,199 Come get me, mother... 1661 01:26:03,283 --> 01:26:05,034 -Come on. -What are you doing? 1662 01:26:05,118 --> 01:26:07,787 -You can't kill that with a flare gun. -No. But I know what can. 1663 01:26:07,871 --> 01:26:09,622 Launch Excalibur, then meet me outside. 1664 01:26:11,791 --> 01:26:12,667 Ah! 1665 01:26:14,335 --> 01:26:17,088 -Oh, shit, we gotta go! Come on. -Come on. Go! 1666 01:26:17,213 --> 01:26:19,382 -We gotta try this again. Ready? -Try this again. 1667 01:26:19,924 --> 01:26:21,342 We gotta put an end to this, okay? 1668 01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:23,845 Three, two, one, go! 1669 01:26:24,888 --> 01:26:26,931 [machine powering up] 1670 01:26:44,365 --> 01:26:45,909 [beeping] 1671 01:26:48,328 --> 01:26:49,287 [Gabriel] Oh, yes! 1672 01:26:49,370 --> 01:26:50,955 -We did it! -Yes! 1673 01:26:51,748 --> 01:26:53,458 Now, get out of there immediately. 1674 01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:57,003 We're sending two units to pick you up. The building is not safe. 1675 01:26:57,086 --> 01:26:58,004 Yeah! 1676 01:26:58,087 --> 01:26:59,130 Yes! 1677 01:26:59,214 --> 01:27:01,216 [alarm blaring] 1678 01:27:01,758 --> 01:27:02,717 Come on. 1679 01:27:05,929 --> 01:27:07,055 Come get me! 1680 01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:13,853 [panting] 1681 01:27:21,152 --> 01:27:23,196 -[automated voice on PA] Warning! -[buzzer sounding] 1682 01:27:23,279 --> 01:27:24,864 Warning! 1683 01:27:25,573 --> 01:27:26,950 Warning! 1684 01:27:27,825 --> 01:27:31,120 [engine whirring] 1685 01:27:35,541 --> 01:27:39,003 [singing softly]  ♪ Ain't no mountain high enough ♪ 1686 01:27:39,796 --> 01:27:43,049 ♪ Ain't no valley low enough ♪ 1687 01:27:43,132 --> 01:27:46,427 ♪ Ain't no river wide enough ♪ 1688 01:27:46,511 --> 01:27:49,764 -♪ To keep me from getting to you... ♪ -[heart beating rapidly] 1689 01:27:49,847 --> 01:27:51,599 [low growl] 1690 01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:59,691 -[yells] -[flare gun fires] 1691 01:28:00,817 --> 01:28:01,693 [loud whooshing] 1692 01:28:07,073 --> 01:28:08,241 [explosion] 1693 01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:11,703 [all groaning] 1694 01:28:13,037 --> 01:28:14,706 No, hey. It's too dangerous. 1695 01:28:14,789 --> 01:28:16,207 But I have to get him. 1696 01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:18,459 -It's too late. -Alex! 1697 01:28:26,551 --> 01:28:28,052 No! No! 1698 01:28:28,136 --> 01:28:30,555 Alex, come on! 1699 01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:31,889 -Come on! - I can't. 1700 01:28:31,973 --> 01:28:33,850 -Alex, you can. -No, I can't! 1701 01:28:33,933 --> 01:28:36,060 -Alex! -No, Dad! 1702 01:28:38,354 --> 01:28:39,314 Go! 1703 01:28:39,856 --> 01:28:42,275 [wailing] 1704 01:28:42,358 --> 01:28:44,235 -You have to let go. -I'm not gonna leave. 1705 01:28:44,319 --> 01:28:47,238 -Alex, you have to let go. -No, stop! 1706 01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:48,156 [crying] No! 1707 01:28:49,657 --> 01:28:51,034 -[Dad] Don't be afraid. -No! 1708 01:29:04,255 --> 01:29:05,673 [Dad] Alex, don't be afraid. 1709 01:29:07,008 --> 01:29:07,842 It's okay. 1710 01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:10,636 You can do this. 1711 01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:34,702 [explosion] 1712 01:29:43,044 --> 01:29:45,922 Alex. Please. Please. 1713 01:29:50,009 --> 01:29:52,011 [building rubble crumbling] 1714 01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:19,080 Alex. 1715 01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:24,836 [all] Alex! 1716 01:30:24,919 --> 01:30:25,795 [Dariush] Oh, my God! 1717 01:30:26,003 --> 01:30:26,921 Yeah! 1718 01:30:27,338 --> 01:30:28,965 Alex! 1719 01:30:29,465 --> 01:30:30,466 Oh, my God! 1720 01:30:30,550 --> 01:30:31,926 [all clamoring excitedly] 1721 01:30:32,009 --> 01:30:33,010 Oh, my God! 1722 01:30:33,719 --> 01:30:35,471 Dude, I missed you so much. 1723 01:30:36,097 --> 01:30:37,473 [laughing] 1724 01:30:38,141 --> 01:30:39,767 Did we do it? Did we do it? 1725 01:30:39,851 --> 01:30:41,727 [loud booming] 1726 01:30:42,186 --> 01:30:43,187 [Alex] Whoa! 1727 01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:48,860 [Gabriel] Guys, we did it. 1728 01:30:48,943 --> 01:30:50,027 Hell, yeah, we did it. 1729 01:30:50,987 --> 01:30:53,322 -Whoo! Yeah. -Oh, man! 1730 01:30:53,531 --> 01:30:54,407 Oh, my God. 1731 01:30:55,992 --> 01:30:56,826 Yeah! 1732 01:31:01,247 --> 01:31:03,458 I guess you're pretty brave after all. 1733 01:31:06,669 --> 01:31:07,795 You really think so? 1734 01:31:16,554 --> 01:31:19,515 [triumphant music playing] 1735 01:31:30,109 --> 01:31:31,444 [sonic booms] 1736 01:31:31,527 --> 01:31:33,321 [all cheering] 1737 01:31:34,197 --> 01:31:35,990 [jet engines roaring] 1738 01:31:37,825 --> 01:31:40,912 [Dariush] Oh, yeah, I'm definitely  coming back next year, for sure. 1739 01:31:40,995 --> 01:31:42,788 [Alex] We saved the world! 1740 01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:46,042 [dramatic upbeat music playing] 1741 01:32:06,646 --> 01:32:08,147 [bear roaring]